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Maybe Don't Book a Couples Massage on Your First Date

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal kick off It Happened One Night, a brand-new segment where they read the internet’s strangest dating stories — and decide if each one’s a red, green, or beige flag.

What You’ll Hear:

Piercings & Pillow Talk: KP shares her second-earring saga and the surprising hazards of side sleeping.

The Massage Date Debacle: The duo breaks down a bold first date that starts with a full-body massage and ends with instant intimacy.

Flowers Gone Wrong: A bouquet, a bar, and a case study in how chivalry accidentally became cringe.

The Nature Realm Meet-Cute: A story that starts with a…

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