
Maybe Don't Book a Couples Massage on Your First Date
KP Parker and Jacquis Neal kick off It Happened One Night, a brand-new segment where they read the internet’s strangest dating stories — and decide if each one’s a red, green, or beige flag.
What You’ll Hear:
Piercings & Pillow Talk: KP shares her second-earring saga and the surprising hazards of side sleeping.
The Massage Date Debacle: The duo breaks down a bold first date that starts with a full-body massage and ends with instant intimacy.
Flowers Gone Wrong: A bouquet, a bar, and a case study in how chivalry accidentally became cringe.
The Nature Realm Meet-Cute: A story that starts with a…
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