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The Shiny-Headed Among Us...Unite! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: The shiny headed among us unite. It's one more thing,
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  Speaker 1: one more Perhaps you've never seen us before we had
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  Speaker 1: a website and lots of pictures online or whatever. But
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  Speaker 1: I am a I Jack, am a man without hair.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a bald man. I don't have much hair. I
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  Speaker 1: keep it shaved really short because I look like Bozo
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  Speaker 1: the Clown. If it grows all but it does, it
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  Speaker 1: won't grow more than like a quarter inch anyway, if
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  Speaker 1: I really let it go.
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  Speaker 2: Katie, you may not know this, have long countered Jack's
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  Speaker 2: description of himself with and I have a lush chestnut
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  Speaker 2: mane of hair.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that that is a colorful description.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. What is it with decreasingly chestnut these days?
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  Speaker 3: As I aye, Jess.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm just so.
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  Speaker 3: My husband is also bald, and he.
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  Speaker 1: No not on purpose.
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  Speaker 4: He shaves it because he gets the same the fur
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  Speaker 4: that comes in along the sides, just above the air.
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  Speaker 4: But he also has one patch that just grows right
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  Speaker 4: on the heehad on the top of his head. And
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  Speaker 4: other guys that I know that are bald have other
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  Speaker 4: little patches that grow.
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  Speaker 3: It does yours grow?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have that. I don't have a.
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  Speaker 4: Unicorn horn of hair that just grows at random.
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  Speaker 1: I do not. Okay, so you brought up a hair
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  Speaker 1: thing yesterday. What was that the head? Oh, the tattoo
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  Speaker 1: on the head, which I had not heard about. So
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  Speaker 1: I look at this somehow I got this Reddit feed
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  Speaker 1: sent to me once on Reddit hair transplants, And there's
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  Speaker 1: all these these guys that are going through the whole
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  Speaker 1: process of getting hair, and they do a lot of
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  Speaker 1: pictures from the beginning and then the first stage and
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  Speaker 1: the next stage, over the months, over the years, and
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  Speaker 1: everything like that. And I gotta say, ninety percent of
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  Speaker 1: the time you looked better bald than with what happens.
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  Speaker 1: I mean just scrolling through the pictures. Yeah, so the
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  Speaker 1: universe telling you your hair was supposed to fall out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I, for whatever reason, am not that bothered
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  Speaker 1: by the fact that I don't have hair. But most
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  Speaker 1: of these pictures, like, dude, you look way better before.
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  Speaker 1: But I had never seen the hair tattoo thing. And
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  Speaker 1: then so is that just like painting your head black
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  Speaker 1: or brown or blonde or whatever color you want to
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  Speaker 1: be your bald spot?
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  Speaker 4: Right, they go in and they tattoo it so it
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  Speaker 4: looks like almost a shadow of your hair. So it's
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  Speaker 4: like the individual follicles is that you guys are both
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  Speaker 4: looking at me like I have eight heads.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I'm trying to picture it. I can picture it.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if I can find me pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Because it just it gives the appearance of much more
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  Speaker 2: horror than you have.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it just basically makes it look like your hair
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  Speaker 4: is growing in.
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  Speaker 3: However, it's not there.
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  Speaker 4: But the woman that just tattooed my eyebrows onto my
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  Speaker 4: face told me that apparently it wakes up your your
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  Speaker 4: hair follicles and has actually promoted some hair growth in
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  Speaker 4: bald men.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be bs. I've been lied to about
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  Speaker 1: that before. I'll tell that story in a second. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at these pictures though, the hair. What do we
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  Speaker 1: think of this? This person, Katie? Do you she's a
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  Speaker 1: good tattooist, but it sounds like bunk to me.
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  Speaker 4: She's been doing this her entire life and has a
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  Speaker 4: really big passion for it and is very good at
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  Speaker 4: what she does. I believe her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing this hair tattoo. I'm looking at the pictures.
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  Speaker 1: This is the opposite of what I was saying about
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  Speaker 1: the hair transplant things where almost all the pictures, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you look better before. This is for like
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  Speaker 1: you got. If you have the really short hair like
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  Speaker 1: I do, you buzz it down pretty close, but you're bald.
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  Speaker 1: So this fills in the part where in the back
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  Speaker 1: and the front where you're bald, and it looks fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do a good job.
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  Speaker 1: It looks way better I'm doing that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: See, you just look like a navy seal who can't
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  Speaker 3: be troubled to have hair right.
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  Speaker 1: And I know guys that have full heads of hair that,
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  Speaker 1: for whatever reason, prefer this hairstyle. It is little maintenance.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I love the fact that I spend no
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  Speaker 1: time or money on my hair and the wind hat
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  Speaker 1: none of that ever has any effect on it whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: But I did have a brief period in college, gladys,
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  Speaker 1: if you could do looking back in time. You've not
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  Speaker 1: heard the story, Katie, where I actually had a perm.
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  Speaker 1: I had a short I had a really short, curly perm,
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  Speaker 1: which was kind of popular late seventies early eighties. The
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  Speaker 1: white man fro was often cold. It was your flock
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  Speaker 1: of seagulls days.
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  Speaker 2: It was when when the wacky hair it was practically
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  Speaker 2: required for a hair young man.
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  Speaker 3: You need to post a picture of it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any pictures. I got no pictures from I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't believe that today I does. Come on, let's get
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  Speaker 3: to work. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had pictures from college, but I don't.
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  Speaker 3: What color was your hair?
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  Speaker 1: Dark brown?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was not my perm though, Boy, are you
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  Speaker 1: wearing a scarf in that photo? That's a sweater. That
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  Speaker 1: is not my perm butter. But so I had a
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  Speaker 1: little more hair than in that picture you just saw,
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  Speaker 1: and they permed it so the perm kind of filled
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  Speaker 1: in in the back where I was getting the bald spot.
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  Speaker 1: You paint your bald spot. And so my hair actually
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  Speaker 1: looked better during this brief period when I was nineteen
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  Speaker 1: than it ever looked in my entire life. It's a
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  Speaker 1: very brief period of time. But I couldn't afford it
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  Speaker 1: to keep it up. But anyway, they would massage my head,
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  Speaker 1: and they and they and they and they had me
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  Speaker 1: pay for this growth thingy. That was way more than
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  Speaker 1: I could afford either, also working at a radio station
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, and and and she would massage my head
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  Speaker 1: and she said, oh yeah, I can see him coming in.
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  Speaker 1: This is fantastic, this looks great, and of course I
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  Speaker 1: want it to be true. It's easy to lie to
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  Speaker 1: people when they want something to be true, and of
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  Speaker 1: course I wanted that to be true. I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the hair's coming in. I'm gonna have a hair and
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  Speaker 1: a girlfriend before I know it. Because I thought that's
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  Speaker 1: what was holding me back, not my impossible to take personality.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was just my hair. But so she
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  Speaker 1: would massage my head and every week she'd say, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're really seeing it coming in. Here he has it's
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  Speaker 1: really good. I finally decided I think somebody told me
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  Speaker 1: that's a bunch of h and and yeah, and it
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  Speaker 1: just you know, after several weeks, no thing happening in
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  Speaker 1: them whatever. I can't believe myself that.
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  Speaker 4: She's telling you she's seeing your hair grow back as
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  Speaker 4: she's giving you a perm combover.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, yeah, it was a perm come over. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good description of it. That's what it was. It was
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  Speaker 1: a perm comeover covered up spots. But you paint your
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  Speaker 1: bald spot?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have that? Do we have? Can do we
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  Speaker 3: have that?
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  Speaker 2: Actual audio? Michael, That's one of my favorite clips of
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  Speaker 2: all time.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do you paint your bald spot?
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  Speaker 1: Paint your.
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  Speaker 3: Now we're skipping.
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  Speaker 1: Around, falling into the Larry King radio show, many many,
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  Speaker 1: many many years ago. Paint your bald spot? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about, sir?
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  Speaker 3: Do you paint your bald spot?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a ball spot.
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  Speaker 2: Sick.
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  Speaker 1: I might actually get the tattoo, though, where do you
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  Speaker 1: know anybody who does that? Because you just got your
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  Speaker 1: eyebrows tattooed on.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anyone personally that does that.
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  Speaker 1: But anybody listening to this check on craigslist.
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  Speaker 2: You'll find somebody, any recently released inmates skilled at the
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  Speaker 2: art of tattooing.
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  Speaker 1: Random listener who would like to come into my own home,
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  Speaker 1: I'll come to you Jack. Oh boy, Well, I guess
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  Speaker 1: that's it.