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Barra's Bits - He Was Down On His Knees Sniffing All 14 Balls. · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and you'll just
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  Speaker 1: crack gags. I added a lot of color here time
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  Speaker 1: he went to boss level for Barre's bits. Have some
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  Speaker 1: of this bang. Good morning, bar morning guys. So I
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  Speaker 1: was actually magnificent outside at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's rain coming, but I saw a bloke
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  Speaker 2: riding his bike to work without a shirt on.
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  Speaker 1: That's how good it is in the city. Through the city.
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  Speaker 1: He had a good rig too, like you. That's why
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  Speaker 1: he was doing it to show off.
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  Speaker 2: He caught my attention afl A wrap up the top
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  Speaker 2: ten teams.
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  Speaker 1: And I both look at each other's. Okay, how often
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  Speaker 1: has there been two draws on a weekend? I know, incredible?
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  Speaker 2: What about the Hawthorne Collingwood game twice this year? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: The same bloke at the ball.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, So the top ten teams of finalis, which is
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a flattener, fell around last round of
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  Speaker 2: the year because now you know, it's all just about
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  Speaker 2: jocking for position, not about qualifying whether the.
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  Speaker 1: Eagles can win their fifth of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well they're playing the Hawks, so the Hawks need
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  Speaker 2: to win. So I don't think that's going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: But Carlton has qualified after sacking Michael Voss mid season,
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  Speaker 2: which is quite remarkable.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't even mid season, was it.
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  Speaker 4: It was just a couple of games in.
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  Speaker 1: Ten he won ten. I think he's won ten and
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  Speaker 1: one or something. Josh Frazer. So poor old Voss. He's
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  Speaker 1: probably sitting at home going. I'm glad I could help, Glad,
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  Speaker 1: I could help snickofski will I and it can't be
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  Speaker 1: a good fiel. It's horrible reckon.
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  Speaker 2: It's like getting divorced and then finding out your ex
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  Speaker 2: has finally grown up.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't have done it with mate?
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  Speaker 2: Doc has got it done on Friday night too, there
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  Speaker 2: was it was their ninth crowd in a row, over
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  Speaker 2: fifty thousand. Yeah, incredible that the Eagles have never done that.
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  Speaker 2: Even in twenty eight when they won the premiership. Really
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  Speaker 2: they only had eight s eight fifty thousand crowd.
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  Speaker 1: Did the Eagles have a ground as big as Optics? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was the first year of the.
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  Speaker 2: New it was might have been a new thing or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: but incredible. Their fans are amazing and they had They've
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  Speaker 2: got so many exciting players. Jamos is on fire and
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  Speaker 2: you know all the rest of them. But Dudley, Isaiah Dudley. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: have a listen to this girl called by James Brashaw.
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  Speaker 3: What's on the jets And then he holds up long
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  Speaker 3: and high. There is Amos Sherry Dudley, the dancing shoes. Dudley,
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  Speaker 3: what is happening?
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  Speaker 1: What is happening? I would like to it. Just dodged
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  Speaker 1: three bloke snapped that I reshoulder quite in the five
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  Speaker 1: there on Friday night. It was massive. He is a
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  Speaker 1: good man, James brace Shaw. He came to the Perth game,
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  Speaker 1: saw the post. Yes I did, Mum and dad.
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  Speaker 2: His son Freddie plays and the great Ian Bracer as
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  Speaker 2: well his father. But then the on the downside to
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  Speaker 2: the highlight of the weekend for our local teams was
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  Speaker 2: the Dockers, but the Dockers women's team. They launched their
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  Speaker 2: new oval, Coburn Archoval.
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  Speaker 1: They played their home ground there that now they play
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  Speaker 1: the home games.
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  Speaker 2: Big crowd, two and a half thousand, great atmosphere, you know,
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  Speaker 2: face painting, lots of young girls. It was fantastic. And
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  Speaker 2: then they got thumped by Port Adelaide, so they didn't
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  Speaker 2: get everything right.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I was on the weekend so yeah, and then the
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  Speaker 2: Eagles even more embarrassing weekend for them. First, their men
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  Speaker 2: got stomped by the Giants. You know, they kicked nine
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  Speaker 2: straight goals against them, and then they had to form
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  Speaker 2: a guard of honor. I didn't have to, but you
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  Speaker 2: know it's nice. They formed a guard of honor for
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  Speaker 2: their women's team. They ran out to play as well,
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  Speaker 2: and then the women's team got beaten as well. So
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  Speaker 2: imagine the playing trip home would.
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  Speaker 1: Have been lights down. I think, yeah, it's looking out
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  Speaker 1: the window. What were they saying? The quietest flights.
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  Speaker 2: Since virgin was the carrier for the National Librarian Conference.
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  Speaker 1: Quite what I can imagine? Oh god, Now.
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  Speaker 2: It's the weirdest part of the weekend because I love
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  Speaker 2: this because you sometimes look at footballs and go, what
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  Speaker 2: the hell is going on that they let's go they
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  Speaker 2: do before the Sun's game. So there's this guy, Matt Rowle.
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  Speaker 2: He's a Brown law meddalist and he's the guy eats
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  Speaker 2: the grass before the guy when he gets down and
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  Speaker 2: eats a bit of grass on the oval as part
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  Speaker 2: of his pre match routine. Well, the camera discovered his
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  Speaker 2: other pre match routine.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: So that he went a hairball. That's usually why my
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  Speaker 1: cats and grass.
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  Speaker 2: Because he went into the where the umpires are and
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  Speaker 2: they have fourteen balls for the game, right, fourteen sharing's
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  Speaker 2: and they're all on the ground, fourteen of them.
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  Speaker 1: I did see that, now that you remind me.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a short clip of it online. And what
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  Speaker 2: was he doing is crawling along kissing, sniffing. Sniffing was
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  Speaker 2: to complete the analogy with the animals. He was down
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  Speaker 2: on his knees sniffing all fourteen balls.
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  Speaker 1: Before looking for one he liked in particular, smell off.
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  Speaker 1: I think he was. But it's like a pre match routine.
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  Speaker 1: So you're on like a dog. Let's go with the
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  Speaker 1: dog analogy because you know what he's going to do next.
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  Speaker 2: Cocky's leg, Cocky's leg the gold bust.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I reckon touch that sheriff. What's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with like?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't Lloydy used to just throw something up? The see
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  Speaker 2: just pick up was one little you know, it was
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  Speaker 2: great whenever eat. That's normally the wind, isn't it. But
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  Speaker 2: the other bizarre thing that happened on the weekend was
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  Speaker 2: I can't actually believe it. In Darwin, Bangladesh beat Australia
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  Speaker 2: in a Test match. Yes, so no longer call them
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  Speaker 2: minnos because they've beaten Australia. It's arguably Test cricket's greatest
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  Speaker 2: ever upset.
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  Speaker 1: Bangladesh coming over here be Test cricket.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so can we just have the winning runs here?
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  Speaker 2: The winning runs? This sums it up?
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  Speaker 1: Do we have to.
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  Speaker 4: Where's that gone? That might have finished the job? It has?
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  Speaker 4: Bangladesh has won the Test match, beaten Australia a nation,
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  Speaker 4: and its cricket team rejoices. They've come to the territory
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  Speaker 4: of crocodiles, desert death adders, and they have tamed the
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  Speaker 4: big dog as world cricket.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. So what a picture is paid it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you reckon the Aussies just took it for granted
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  Speaker 1: and just come on as banglied.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon they might have gone over the cliff because
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  Speaker 2: they're so old. They're average age is like thirty four.
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  Speaker 2: So the top end all those things that that fella
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  Speaker 2: said and crocodiles and the other thing we have to
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  Speaker 2: worry about his Bangladeshi cricketers up there, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? So cam Green one hundred he calls scored
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  Speaker 2: one hundreds to the wa boy. He can hold his
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  Speaker 2: head up high. The Bangladesh Prime Minister was calling the
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  Speaker 2: change rooms. It was all happening, So I reckon, they
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  Speaker 2: have to turn the wheel now, they have to sort
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  Speaker 2: of mark war reckons. They'll have to get rid of
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  Speaker 2: Jake weather Ll and Marcus Labershine, so they'll never come
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  Speaker 2: back once.
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  Speaker 1: Once.
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  Speaker 2: At that age, you get dropped because it's harder to
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  Speaker 2: get in get out then get in his straying cricket team.
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  Speaker 2: So Josh English for sure. Hey, what about it?
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  Speaker 1: The logos? Do you guys watched the logos last night?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. At little bit and a.
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  Speaker 3: Bit on the news at highlights this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Went toll eleven thirty So ways d very very well,
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  Speaker 2: incredible And I thought the presenter, the young fellow, what
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  Speaker 2: was his name, baby Bob, Baby Bob.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think that's his official title? You like him?
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  Speaker 2: I love.
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  Speaker 1: I love baby Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a beautiful young Now those things are used
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  Speaker 2: to be able to put your pajamas in and put
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  Speaker 2: it on you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hug him taking to bed. There was a
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  Speaker 1: new award.
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  Speaker 2: Launched as well, the Bruce mcavany Award for the most
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  Speaker 2: Popular Sports Presenter.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the winner.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't make the final, but remarkably, Bruce McAvaney didn't
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  Speaker 2: win the Bruce mcdoney Award.
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  Speaker 4: No, and he couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: He couldn't present it either because he was not well.
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  Speaker 2: So it's all above board. I'm sorry but I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know that. But it's all above board. And dink him
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  Speaker 2: obviously because the finalists with Bruce, Eddie McGuire, James Bracey,
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  Speaker 2: Ricky Ponting for the cricket Julayna Dockage and the Bruce
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  Speaker 2: mcavaniy Award for Most Popular Sports Presenter was won by
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  Speaker 2: Julayna Dockage and.
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  Speaker 1: Bruce was in the chop up for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's terrifying for me because if Bruce can't
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  Speaker 2: win it, what chances I got?
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  Speaker 1: I know as well? On lift your game, but I
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  Speaker 1: think you're doing very well. Thank you mate. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't do right. I'm back in your box.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're going to swimming today, particularly any ladies
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  Speaker 2: out there who swim regularly, Beaty Park Local Paul Coburnarc
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  Speaker 2: Challenge Stadium what it was called now HbF.
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  Speaker 1: Or something HCF, I think it is HFC. Just try
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  Speaker 2: Terry's joint YEP fifty meters world record has just been
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  Speaker 2: broken for women. It was twenty three nineteen, twenty three
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  Speaker 2: seconds nineteen. So when you jump in the pool, just
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  Speaker 2: see what you're timing. I would go about thirty thirty five.
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  Speaker 4: I don't reckon I could do it in twenty three minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's any I'm not even sure I
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  Speaker 2: could do that.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty three seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Nineteen seconds, that's pretty good. Leges later somewhere in the
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  Speaker 2: fifties for US