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Drive Thru News #6 - Ermagherd Mershed Perterders! · BREAK/FIX the Motorsports & Vehicle Enthusiast Variety Show

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  With me as always is Eric.
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  Hello!
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  And we've got Tanya as well.
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  Hi!
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  As you may know, the drive thru is our monthly recap where we've
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  put together a menu of local, racing, and random car jason news.
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  So now, I think it's time to switch to our fan favorite section of the drive thru.
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  A section we call...
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  Would you like some fries with that?
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  Well, we've scoured the world looking for the best in car adjacent news.
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  So what's first?
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  Probably the best, but it's always interesting.
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  I think it should be called Florida Man.
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  That's what we originally called it.
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  I think it should stay, the next section is Florida Man.
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  Well, there's a quote that goes with it.
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  That's what the next line is.
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  So I'm going to use Tanya's thing and then go ahead.
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  Because every, every good story seems to start with a Florida Man.
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  So I'm going to start with a Florida Man.
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  Sets his car on fire, driving with a candle.
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  I really like this story.
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  Now, before I break it down, I wanted to say nobody was hurt, thankfully.
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  Um, I think the only injury was obviously to this man's vehicle,
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  and his pride and ego, and whatever else goes along with that, but.
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  Can I ask you a question before you dive into this?
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  It's a Chevy Malibu, so who really cares?
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  It's not much of a loss.
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  No, no, no.
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  I wonder, because he's driving with a candle.
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  And you guys are going to hear about this on a later episode.
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  Was he trying to recreate the ambiance of the night scene in Gone in 60 Seconds?
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  I think he, I think he was on a date.
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  Well, let's break it down here and let's see what we think
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  when we get to the end of this.
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  Okay.
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  Who is this Florida man?
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  I don't, I don't remember.
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  I'm going to leave the nameless nameless.
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  Okay.
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  See if I can get this with a straight face.
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  So a man was driving with a scented candle in his car.
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  At this point, okay, I'm more interested in why it's a scented
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  candle than just a candle.
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  What is the scent?
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  What's the flavor?
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  What flavor candle is that?
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  Black ice, like you get at Track Auto.
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  See, I wanna know how bad does this guy's car smell that a pine
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  cone air freshener from the corner gas station wasn't enough, okay?
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  He needed a scented candle, okay?
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  Candle tips over, ignites some paperwork.
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  Probably divorce papers.
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  Who manufactured this candle that it tipped over, didn't snuff itself
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  out, and then ignited paperwork?
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  Yankee Candle.
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  Probably, it makes some good candles.
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  Also, where was this candle that you didn't see it fall over?
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  Subsequently, ignite paperwork that you couldn't put the fire out very quickly.
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  It was in the back seat for safety.
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  Also, was there accelerant on this paper?
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  Because, I don't know how it lit this quickly.
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  We read Fahrenheit 451, the temperature at which a book burns.
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  Now, the man pulls over, grabs a trash can, goes in search of water.
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  At the risk of minor burns, why would you not grab the paperwork?
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  Chuck it out the car, or I don't know, grab the floor mat, start
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  beating the flames to put it out?
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  Like, at what point?
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  Do you decide that?
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  There's a trash can, now let me go find water.
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  Well, that's what you need the candle for, because you keep
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  putting trash water in your car.
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  So, he presumably returns, I don't know with water or not, in this trash
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  can, but the car is engulfed in flames.
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  He returned with marshmallows.
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  Maybe.
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  Again, the car isn't, I want to know.
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  Where was this candle?
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  But more importantly, who made this extraordinary candle
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  that lit this car on fire?
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  That's basically the article.
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  But even further, I'm left with, what do you say when you
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  call up the insurance company?
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  I'll just leave it there.
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  I mean, the candle excuse has been used for every meth lab explosion
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  on the East Coast that I know of.
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  So, maybe this was like the scene from Breaking Bad.
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  It's, you know, it's an RV and, I don't know.
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  I mean, from the picture, the candle was in the front.
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  Okay.
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  It looked like it was in the front passenger seat.
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  So, I don't, I just can't even imagine.
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  Only in Florida.
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  I mean, yeah, only in Florida.
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  And, and scientists have, uh, I, I, no, I have to say it this way.
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  Statistics have shown that people flatulate up to 14 times a day, so
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  maybe this guy spent a lot of time in his car and therefore the candle was
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  a necessary evil in order to survive.
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  I don't think he has to say anything to the insurance company.
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  I think when they look up his record and see Florida man, I don't think, I
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  think they're just going to write it off.
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  I think they've got a whole special department for Florida residents.
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  100%.
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  The public service announcement, listeners, please, you know,
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  do not drive with candles lit.
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  Buy, buy that black ice.
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  I imagine seeing that on the digital board going down, uh, 695 next week.
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  All right.
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  So, and you know, bless this man's heart because he had the best intentions.
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  It just weren't really advisable, safe, legal, I don't know.
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  But a Florida man.
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  Steals, and that's a strong word, maybe, but steals a downed power pole, puts
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  it on his, like, 1990s vintage Camry, somehow straps a downed power pole to
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  the top of his Camry, and tries to go to a recycling center to recycle it.
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  But they got, but got turned away, and then Excuse me?
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  Yeah, so that's why I said he had the best of intentions here.
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  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  Before we get to the recycling center, is this like that meme that's been
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  on the internet since, since Al Gore created it, or sorry, since the
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  internet was created where it's the Jetta at Home Depot and it's weighed
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  down by like six feet of plywood?
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  Is this the scene I am picturing in my head with this Camry and
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  a telephone poles dropped to it?
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  He was driving around town, so clearly it wasn't too heavy for the Camry.
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  It definitely you can see that Camry's slightly weighted down nowhere near
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  as bad as, as that Home Depot Jetta.
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  So do, do telephone poles bring in a lot of money at the recycling center?
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  I mean, maybe it was a metal recycling center.
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  They weigh by the pound.
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  Well, wait, wait, it's a metal.
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  telephone pole?
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  It's not a wooden one?
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  Oh, it's metal.
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  Because my next question was going to be, how are we recycling wood?
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  No, it's a metal one, which apparently it's a light pole.
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  Yes, it's like a light pole.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Okay.
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  A tall fricking light pole, which is, I don't know how he got it.
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  onto the Camry.
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  He hit it and it fell on.
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  Maybe that's what happened.
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  And then he just got some straps and just, yeah.
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  So he was already laying on the car, gets in the trunk and pulls out a ratchet
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  strap and tries to recycle center.
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  Not even ratchet straps.
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  I don't even know.
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  This is like wire.
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  String.
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  It's gotta be that, that like Ikea twine.
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  Crafting string from Michael.
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  Bless the 71 year old man's heart.
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  Wait, what?
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  I mean, the story, there's so many layers to this onion.
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  Oh, please continue.
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  We're gonna deep fry this bloomin onion in a minute.
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  I mean, there's so many questions.
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  How did a seven year old man get the pole on top of his head?
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  Is he Hercules?
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  He's like that guy from Seinfeld.
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  The one guy's dad who kept getting in a competition, a lifting competition.
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  Which flea market...
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  What's this at Daytona Beach?
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  I don't know.
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  Okay, look, just after 11 a.
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  m.
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  whenever this was early, broad daylight, broad daylight, 11 a.
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  m.
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  on a Monday, the authority spotted the 1997 Toyota Camry.
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  I'm glad they got the year right.
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  And the state troopers arrested seven year one year old man, and
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  they recovered the utility pole.
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  It was a light pole, whatever.
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  I don't know.
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  He tried to do the right thing.
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  He tried to recycle it.
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  I think he hid it on his way to the NASCAR race and he instead of, instead of just
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  leaving it on the side of the road, he tried to return it to the only public
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  facility he knew of, the recycling center.
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  I don't know.
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  There's a lot going on here.
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  I just, I just have a grand theft.
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  So it's like, wait, is there a lot of copper wire in those poles?
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  I just have this vision of a Camry going down the highway with a, now a metal.
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  telephone pole, not a, not a wooden one on the roof.
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  And as he's making the off ramp, it hits the guardrail and it's scraping
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  the whole way down the ramp, right?
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  Cause I mean, a light pole is really tall, right?
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  I'm like, how does this work?
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  And then he goes back to get the guardrail.
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  There's a link.
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  You can see a still shot of the light pole on the Camry.
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  It was a tow truck right in front because I don't know how it would fit.
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  Like they're gonna like tow this guy away.
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  Like I don't know how that's all fitting together on this tow truck.
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  But hey, I mean it's sticking out like probably probably 20
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  feet off the back of the Camry.
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  This is ridiculous.
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  I mean, too much eggnog.
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  All right.
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  That's all I know.
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  That's all I know is the season.
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  So Tonya, tell us about the next Florida man.
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  Oh, so he had another Florida man and this is very annoying.
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  Okay.
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  Gets 4 million in COVID PPP and buys a Lambo.
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  Now I, this whole time have misunderstood what the paycheck protection program was
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  for, because it's apparently for buying a Lamborghini Huracan and not for paying
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  your employees during the time of COVID.
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  Like this jackass.
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  Just gonna say it.
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  I mean it's utterly disgraceful in a time like now where people are under
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  real crisis, they're without jobs, small business owners are struggling to
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  make ends meet to pay their employees.
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  You've got this guy defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program for four
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  million dollars and he was shooting for way higher than that four million, okay,
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  to support his alleged four businesses.
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  And I'm wondering, again, if the missing link, what we don't know,
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  is that one of his businesses was to drive around the Lamborghini Huracan.
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  Maybe.
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  But that still only falls under marketing expense, in
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  that, I don't, the way the 75%.
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  On your payroll costs, which included health insurance and taxes and stuff
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  like that leaves you with a million bucks if it's 75 percent right?
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  That's good enough to buy a Lamborghini or correct.
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  Correct.
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  But that means he doesn't get to write all or you can't get that million
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  dollars forgiven for that hurricane.
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  I mean, apparently it was a 318, 000 Huracan, so I don't know
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  what they actually go for, but...
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  Slap some vinyls on the side of that thing.
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  It's marketing, baby!
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  And I will say that it was dirt simple to get approved for the PPP loans.
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  I'm an accountant, and I've had to do this for a couple clients.
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  And they don't ask for...
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  I mean, they ask for some information, but you basically fill it out yourself.
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  You go through your bank, and if you've got a good relationship
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  with your bank, they don't look.
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  They don't ask questions.
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  They just say, oh, you're approved.
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  Here you go.
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  That's unfortunate.
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  I mean, it wasn't just a Lamborghini either.
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  I mean, he was buying lots of other, like, high end luxury items.
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  He had a million bucks to spend, of course.
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  But what I want to know is...
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  What type of candle did he buy for his name?
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  What scent do you think it came in?
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  See that's gonna be the that's gonna be the next article.
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  Florida man burns Lamborghini to get rid of evidence.
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  Like donkey.
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  Yeah, I was gonna say does it come in shit bag?
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  It smells like jackass.
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  I mean, he was caught.
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  He's facing serious criminal charges as you should think.
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  Bank fraud, falsifying, you know, statements to a lending
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  institution, engaging in transactions with unlawful proceeds.
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  It's, it's, it's serious.
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  It's a million dollar fine and 30 years in prison.
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  So, I mean, hope that was worth it.
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  This reminds me of that story a few years ago where another Florida man
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  bought that Bugatti Veyron and tried to sink it in the, I guess in the
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  intercoastal because he didn't have the money to cover the loan or whatever.
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  So he tried to do insurance fraud.
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  So we're back, back to Florida and not, you know, there's a lot
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  of nice fine people in Florida.
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  We're not trying to, you know, poke fun at Floridians.
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  Um, there's, there's crazy people in every state and every part of the
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  world that do some very crazy things.
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  And, you know, this just happens that, again, it's another Florida man.
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  And, you know, he wanted a Porsche.
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  He wanted a 911 Turbo.
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  And, you know, perhaps he didn't have the 140, 000 for it, but he
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  had the 75 for a home printer.
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  So, you know, what do you do?
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  I mean, you just.
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  Print a cashier's check for 140 grand and you walk into the dealer
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  and you buy yourself a 9 11 jervo.
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  Makes total sense.
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  And then you try to buy three Rolexes with more printed checks.
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  And then of course, because you bought a 75 printer.
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  And I don't know if you bought a 75 printer.
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  Um, you get caught.
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  Then you get arrested.
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  And you very likely go to jail for fraudulent activities.
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  check forging and all sorts of good stuff.
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  So needless to say he was caught short lived.
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  I hope he enjoyed the two days he had to 9 11.
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  I mean, there is all sorts of wrong with this equation, from not just the printing
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  of the check, but the people that accepted it, the dealership, and everything else.
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  I mean, it's just mind boggling.
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  And again, not trying to single out Florida, because...
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  But the stuff that goes on down there, you can't, you can't make this up.
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  I mean, it was a really good printer, I don't know.
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  I mean, usually the cashier's checks and things like that, I
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  mean, checks in general, I mean, have certain marks, watermarks.
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  They, they use, they use a special magnetic ink.
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  So you, so again, it all comes full circle.
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  You take apart the Etch A Sketch to use the parts to repair your Cybertruck, use
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  the magnet aluminum magnetic powder inside the Etch A Sketch to make your Your check
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  that you bought the printer from Best Buy so you can go buy your Sony Vision S.
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  You see it all, it's all full circle.
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  It's turtles all the way down from here.
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  And then with your Best Buy rewards points you can turn around on the
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  PlayStation 5 put in your Sony Vision S.
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  There you go.
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  We have connected all the dots now.
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  So, what else is going on in Florida?
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  Anything?
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  So, this one is quite good and it's worth a look at the image.
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  So, it's a very short article and our southern friends at Wink News, Southwest
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  Florida's leading news, posted this article about a Florida man seen on video.
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  riding on the hood of a truck down a busy highway and I would like to point out
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  that it's not just a truck like ain't no ford f 150 or chevy this is a freaking
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  semi truck okay he and according to the picture he's only wearing underwear he's
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  sunbathing I noticed that too I was like wow at least I hope it's underwear and
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  not blurred out but at any rate It's probably, it's hopefully gray underwear.
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  So, a Florida man went, and I'm going to read this article, Florida man
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  went for a nine mile busy highway, but in a highly unusual fashion,
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  on the hood of a tractor trailer.
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  The South Florida Sun Sentinel reported that the unidentified man climbed
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  onto the hood Saturday after stopping his vehicle along Florida's Turnpike
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  and walking out onto the highway.
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  The Florida Highway Patrol says the tractor trailer driver continued on down
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  the road as the man clung to the hood and began pounding on the windshield
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  with his fists and his forehead.
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  Eventually, a trooper stopped the tractor trailer and took the man into custody.
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  He was committed for a 72 hour mental health evaluation
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  under the state's Baker Act.
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  No serious injuries were reported.
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  Maybe he would like to say...
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  If he has a mental health issue, that's nothing to make fun of, and
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  I hope he gets the help that he needs, because that's very serious.
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  That aside, what the hell was the tractor trailer driver doing?
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  Like, why did you keep going for nine miles?
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  That guy, that guy was standing his ground.
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  Maybe.
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  Gordon's got that stand your ground law.
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  I bet that's what he was doing.
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  Maybe they were reenacting the scene from Indiana Jones.
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  Where he crawls up from underneath of the Nazi, you know, military truck
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  and then ends up on the windshield.
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  Maybe it's the sequel to Lost Bullet 2.
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  Or maybe it's a rebirth of Gone in 60 Seconds.
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  I, and I know the listeners haven't heard these episodes yet, but they are coming.
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  And believe me, they're amazing.
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  So, who knows?
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  There's crazy people all over the world.
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  And this next one brings us across the pond to a London woman who fell
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  out of a car onto a busy highway while filming a Snapchat video.
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  I agree with the police.
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  It truly is lucky that she wasn't seriously injured or killed, or let
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  alone somebody else be traumatized by hitting her on the highway.
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  But think of the views.
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  But the best, the best part of the article.
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  Quote, and I assume this is in response to a Twitter post from the London police.
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  Asked by a user if officers explain the dangers of the attempts to
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  the woman, the police replied.
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  Every chance they worked it out before, we spoke to them about it.
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  This wasn't the first time this woman dangled out of a car on the
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  highway trying to do Snapchat videos.
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  Dumb AF.
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  Was it the first time she fell out?
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  Those are all on TikTok instead.
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  So, you know, she was doing some stupid, you know, happy hands dance.
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  Like, she's doing the floss, like out the window of the car.
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  Kiki, do you love me?
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  Are you riding?
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  Let me fall out on the freeway.
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  Oh, that's good.
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  That's rich.
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  Wow.
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  I mean, we know no bounds when it comes to this sort of stuff.
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  Whew.
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  Thank you to the world for, for, for giving us this.
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  Man, what's the equivalent of the Darwin Awards in the automotive world?
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  That's what we got going on here.
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  How did this Florida woman make it to the UK?
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  I mean, uh, maybe she could have taken a ride on the front of a tractor
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  trailer like the guy from last month.
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  I mean, you know, it all comes full circle.
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  There's so many ways that this dramatic dramatization could end.
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  God, I, I can't explain this one at all.
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  I will say there was some other crazy stuff that happened in Florida this
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  past month and involved inebriation.
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  Golf carts and riding lawnmowers in the riding lawnmower
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  was going down the highway.
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  So public service announcement.
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  Please do not operate any sort of motorized vehicle under the
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  influence of drugs or alcohol.
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  Full stop.
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  But with that being said, I can't explain our next story, which is.
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  A square body hauls 32, 000 pounds of logs.
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  What's a square body?
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  Shimmy!
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  Yeah!
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  And I tell you what, I started watching this video and I got about 30 seconds
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  in and my brain started to melt.
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  Right?
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  And then I realized, man, Mountain Man Dan is going to be so proud of this.
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  So I got to watch this video because it involves square bodies.
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  And I'm like, all right, I'm in it.
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  And then I realized it's 20 minutes long.
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  And I'm like, I'm like, holy cow, where are we going?
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  So the moral to the story is, if you want to understand the phrase more
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  money than brains, this video pretty much summarizes that sentiment.
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  He can't have that much money.
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  He's got a square body.
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  All right, hold up.
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  He bought a retired fire truck, bright red, all the decals
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  on the side, paid 15 grand.
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  For a square body and it's mint lifted.
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  I mean, they showed pictures of it underneath.
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  All the parts have been replaced, manual transmission, rebuilt 350, all this stuff.
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  I mean, this truck was ready to go.
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  Yeah, ain't nothing to look at.
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  It's a square body.
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  I mean, if you're a fan of them, if you're a fan of a brick with wheels, fine.
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  It is what it is.
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  But I'm looking at this thing for, for what it is, being as, as
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  old as this, it's a great truck.
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  15 grand, maybe a little bit much to spend on it.
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  And then this guy, younger gentleman, he decides.
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  Well, we did a test on another episode where we wanted to see how much a
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  Ford F 150 diesel or whatever it was could tow to its absolute limit.
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  And apparently this gentleman is not a fan of the square body.
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  And he tells you that pretty much within the first minute of the video.
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  And he says, I want to prove or disprove whether or not these trucks are really
• 23:22
  all that they're cracked up to be.
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  Because square body owners are religious.
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  As we know, Mount Mandan is.
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  Those trucks can do anything.
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  They can go anywhere.
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  There will be one in space next to the Tesla Roadster, you know, in, in several
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  years, I'm sure it'll be, it'll be flying rust though, but you know, hey, whatever.
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  So another, um, interesting little piece of news for three
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  people that probably care.
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  Tesla Roadster that's out there in orbit somewhere, uh, is close to Mars.
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  And moving on.
• 23:54
  No, just kidding.
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  Uh, I don't know who really cares about this.
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  I guess it's a fun fact.
• 23:59
  Um, to throw some fun facts, it's traveled 1.
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  3 billion miles since it was launched.
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  And it's approximately 37 million miles away from the planet earth.
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  So it's going to be a very long time before it's ever back.
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  Sort of, sort of close to earth.
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  And even then you won't be able to see it.
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  Um, with, you know, high power telescope or anything like that.
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  So at least not one, not, not a personal one, at least.
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  And it did this on a single charge.
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  Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
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  I still don't understand the point of the whole thing, but Hey,
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  it's out there being space junk.
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  So moving on and speaking of just because you can't fall off when
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  it collects moisture in space.
• 24:48
  Is there moisture in space?
• 24:58
  So with that being said, he decides, okay, I'm going to make sides for the bed
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  and I'm going to fill it with firewood.
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  Cool.
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  I was like, well, to me, that doesn't seem like, that does
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  not seem like 16 tons of wood.
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  Nope.
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  That was to level the bed with the roof so that he could then proceed
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  to put logs, telephone poles, and all sorts of trees on top of the truck, and
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  then strap it down with chains to the body and see how far he could drive.
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  Once they realized they had forward motion in the truck, then
• 25:36
  it was time to destroy the truck.
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  And do all sorts of crazy things.
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  So I'm not going to spoiler alert, but you need to watch the video and watch
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  it through the end because there's even stuff in the outtakes of the video, uh,
• 25:49
  that are just mind bogglingly stupid.
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  But I will say it has left me with a new impression of the square body.
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  Those trucks are amazing.
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  I would say they're right up there with the Toyota Hilux.
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  Cannot kill one, uh, as hard as these guys try, uh, but you will lose brain
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  cells by the end of that 20 minute period.
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  It is absolutely bonkers.
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  But it did, it did, it did lead me into another question though, because
• 26:17
  I, as I was thinking about it.
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  I wanted to know, Squarebody, you know, was famous, was made famous
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  by Lee Majors, the Fall guy, right?
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  Two tone, Squarebody flying through the air every episode, right?
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  Because he was like the Magnum PI with the pickup truck.
• 26:34
  And it got me thinking, because we were talking about it the other day, Mr.
• 26:37
  T and trailer and vans and this and that, you know, you had the A Team van.
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  John Voight drove a LeBaron, and there's other celebrities that
• 26:45
  drive all sorts of weird cars.
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  And it got me thinking, what does Mr.
• 26:49
  T drive as a street car?
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  So in a quick round of what should I buy, what do you guys think?
• 26:54
  What does Mr.
• 26:54
  T drive as his daily driver?
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  Buick Roadmaster.
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  So I just found a picture of him in ZR1, if it's true.
• 27:09
  So there you go.
• 27:10
  Maybe he has a Corvette.
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  Boom.
• 27:12
  Is it a C4 ZR1?
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  Him in the door.
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  There you go.
• 27:16
  That is true.
• 27:17
  Mr.
• 27:17
  T drives a Corvette.
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  So how do you like that?
• 27:20
  Right?
• 27:21
  I am.
• 27:21
  I want to know what body style as well because he's a big dude.
• 27:24
  So, maybe you can put a big man in a little car, right Brad?
• 27:29
  You can wedge anybody into anything.
• 27:31
  Apparently Matt keeps telling me you can fit me into a Miata.
• 27:35
  I don't believe it, but, Stranger things have happened.
• 27:40
  Do we want to talk about Sturgis, or do we want to just leave it where it sits?
• 27:44
  I mean, uh, I don't know.
• 27:46
  All I was, so, I mean, We might be remiss without a little bit of
• 27:50
  COVID car adjacent news, I suppose.
• 27:53
  I think we're all aware, because it was in the news, uh, quite a bit leading up
• 27:57
  to the event, during the event, after the event, the Sturgis, uh, the yearly
• 28:03
  Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, um, a lot of people were very concerned prior to this
• 28:08
  event taking place that it was going to be bringing, you know, Thousands of people
• 28:13
  that weren't going to be socially distant and using masks, et cetera, et cetera.
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  Lo and behold, that's exactly what happened at the event.
• 28:22
  Um, and then, you know, the bigger headlines were 250, 000 cases
• 28:27
  of, you know, the coronavirus because of the surges rally.
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  And, you know, that, that got people excited.
• 28:33
  And then there was.
• 28:34
  some, you know, back checking, well, you know, really probably wasn't 250, 000.
• 28:39
  That was really a number that was just kind of generated from predictions of
• 28:44
  what, you know, the worst case could be.
• 28:46
  At the end of the day, I, none of us really know what the true numbers are and
• 28:51
  I haven't been following it that closely.
• 28:53
  I, I think it's, It's probably accurate to say that, you know, COVID was
• 28:59
  probably brought to this small town of South Dakota if it wasn't already
• 29:02
  there as a result of this, um, event.
• 29:05
  Um, I'm sure that, you know, it wasn't zero cases, probably wasn't 250, 000.
• 29:11
  Who knows, but nonetheless, you know, we're still in this thing,
• 29:15
  whether you want to believe it exists or not, we all got to do our
• 29:18
  part, um, so we can get through it, so just, just be mindful of that.
• 29:22
  All right.
• 29:23
  All right, so, I've got a question.
• 29:25
  So we're still in an age of remakes, sequels, and all that, right?
• 29:31
  Yeah, of course.
• 29:32
  We're still living in this age.
• 29:34
  So who thinks it's time for a Ben Hur redo?
• 29:39
  What?
• 29:40
  Brought into modern times.
• 29:42
  Fast and the Furious Ben Hur edition?
• 29:45
  I think you mean Ben Harley.
• 29:47
  Oh, I like it.
• 29:50
  So I know this sounds ludicrous, and what am I talking about?
• 29:54
  And nobody wants to see horse chariot racing, because if no
• 29:58
  one's familiar with Ben Hur, that was the, what the movie was about.
• 30:02
  Roman times and chariot races and all that.
• 30:04
  But what if in this modern remake of Ben Hur, it was motorcycle chariot racing?
• 30:11
  So they're riding motorcycles being pulled by horses?
• 30:15
  I don't get it.
• 30:16
  No, they're riding a chariot wagon thing being pulled by motorcycles.
• 30:24
  Wait a minute, how does that work?
• 30:28
  I don't know, honestly, how this could possibly work.
• 30:33
  Is this legit?
• 30:34
  This is legit.
• 30:35
  Apparently, this was a popular form of motorsport in the 1920s and 30s,
• 30:42
  kind of around the world, and...
• 30:44
  This is the first I've heard of it, so you can look this up, there's an
• 30:47
  article, there's lots of vintage pictures in there of these people, literally
• 30:53
  in, in the, in the chariot wagon, and, and they've got straps attached to
• 30:58
  the throttles on these motorcycles.
• 31:01
  And apparently that's how they're controlling, I guess that's how
• 31:04
  they're in steering, I imagine, because I, I don't think they were
• 31:07
  just going in a straight line.
• 31:09
  And, you know, they talked about, you know, the really adventurous guys
• 31:12
  would have more than one motorcycle.
• 31:14
  And I'm like, there was a picture of like a dude with like three motorcycles
• 31:18
  in front of his little chariot wagon.
• 31:21
  In.
• 31:22
  I mean, on a scale of what to dumb as fuck, I mean, this is
• 31:29
  pretty far on the dumb AF side.
• 31:32
  I think you're, I think you're wrong.
• 31:35
  This is clearly from The Onion.
• 31:37
  This can't be real.
• 31:38
  I mean, this just reinforces that motorcycle riders are on a completely
• 31:42
  different planet than the rest of us.
• 31:45
  I, you know, I didn't do, you know, in fairness, I didn't do a lot of fact
• 31:49
  checking around this, but, you know.
• 31:51
  It originated in Florida.
• 31:54
  Oh, geez.
• 31:55
  It might have.
• 31:56
  I mean, these look like legit photos.
• 31:59
  Unbelievable facts.
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  com has this article on motorcycle chariot racing was a real
• 32:05
  sport in the 1920s and 1930s.
• 32:08
  Not well known.
• 32:09
  And then they have, I think at the end of the article, they've
• 32:12
  got some more modern age.
• 32:14
  Uh, photos.
• 32:15
  People, people still doing this apparently.
• 32:18
  They got, these guys got a West Coast Chopper style motorcycle pulling
• 32:22
  their little chariot wagon thing.
• 32:24
  Oh.
• 32:25
  I mean.
• 32:26
  Uh, whatever.
• 32:28
  Let's move on from that, because as if that Wait, there's a video.
• 32:33
  There is, you know, I didn't watch the video.
• 32:36
  I'm watching it now, there's a video, and it works.
• 32:41
  I will watch the video after this, I did not, I was too To beside myself to
• 32:46
  own this by watching this is priceless.
• 32:51
  Based on Brad's face, this is going to be the greatest thing you watch all month.
• 32:55
  I'm going to snap that out.
• 32:56
  That's the cover photo of this month's episode.
• 32:59
  She's Bradley.
• 33:01
  So it's a 30 second video.
• 33:03
  Wow.
• 33:04
  All we need.
• 33:06
  We think that's crazy.
• 33:08
  Well, we can go to a crazier town.
• 33:12
  Cause.
• 33:13
  There is, what could possibly go wrong speeding around well in excess of
• 33:19
  100 miles an hour on public highways in an 1100 horsepower DIY Audi RS3?
• 33:27
  What could go wrong?
• 33:28
  Nothing.
• 33:29
  That's legit.
• 33:30
  I think absolutely nothing could possibly go on.
• 33:33
  Go wrong.
• 33:34
  Street racing on a highway with your 1100 horsepower.
• 33:38
  It's all bolt ons.
• 33:39
  They're under warranty.
• 33:41
  It says home built.
• 33:46
  Well, we got to do something now that Garrett's declared bankruptcy, right?
• 33:49
  You build your own turbo.
• 33:50
  So I'm gonna cut right to the chase on this one.
• 33:53
  A brake line breaks on this car that's doing almost 150 miles an hour.
• 33:59
  Brake fluid obviously spews out onto the hot brakes, which then ignite.
• 34:05
  Okay.
• 34:07
  Um, and essentially by the time they get the car stopped, because they didn't
• 34:12
  have any brakes, the whole frickin thing goes up in flames because a fuel line
• 34:16
  melted and then the frickin everything catches on fire basically at this point.
• 34:21
  I, I, I, I, I mean, I, I, like, there's a video because these guys were GoPro
• 34:30
  ing this whole thing, and they were, they were street racing, they, there
• 34:33
  was other people in um, McLaren, and, and, and the GTR, this, that, and the
• 34:38
  other, and they were doing hot pulls on the highway, and all those shenanigans
• 34:41
  that you shouldn't be doing, um.
• 34:44
  And so there's footage of the in car and the dialogue between the driver and the
• 34:47
  passenger and then there's some later GoPro footage of the other people that saw
• 34:53
  the car sparks and smoke coming out of it.
• 34:56
  But I do imagine that it must have been pretty terrifying to be going
• 35:00
  that fast, have smoke start coming into the car, and then realize
• 35:05
  that you don't have any brakes.
• 35:07
  But these people were
• 35:13
  buffoons.
• 35:13
  Oh, man.
• 35:13
  Okay.
• 35:13
  And also, I want to know, did something else happen besides the brake failure?
• 35:18
  Because at one point, the passenger asks, can you turn the motor on and downshift?
• 35:25
  Presumably, you know, engine, slow down the car, engine brake, right?
• 35:29
  To which the driver answers, no, it's dead.
• 35:33
  So if initially the brake line broke, the super hot brakes because you keep
• 35:37
  doing these hot pulls and you're slowing down from 150 and you ignite your
• 35:41
  brakes, why the hell can't the car start?
• 35:45
  Like why is the car stall?
• 35:48
  The ECU.
• 35:50
  Got it.
• 35:51
  It burned a ground wire somewhere.
• 35:54
  Who knows?
• 35:54
  I mean, or something else happened.
• 35:56
  I don't know.
• 35:57
  What was claimed was that the brake line was the initiating factor.
• 36:01
  So, they have that conversation about turning the car on.
• 36:04
  They can't turn the car on.
• 36:06
  Shortly after, in the GoPro in car footage, you see the
• 36:09
  passenger door has opened.
• 36:12
  And they're still going.
• 36:12
  They're going quick.
• 36:14
  Okay.
• 36:15
  And you hear this scraping noise in the video.
• 36:19
  Yes, we're trying to Fred Flintstone this thing.
• 36:25
  And at least the response was accurate.
• 36:29
  My foot, not gonna do shit.
• 36:33
  You're damn right it's not at like 60 miles an hour or how fast you
• 36:36
  still were going at this point.
• 36:38
  You're gonna break your foot.
• 36:39
  My goodness.
• 36:40
  He needs a Mike Crutchfield 14 triple E or whatever to stop that car.
• 36:46
  Alright, then the next thing we hear.
• 36:49
  I don't want to put you into the wall.
• 36:51
  To which I'm assuming it's the driver talking to his car.
• 36:56
  And not concerned about, like, you know, the passenger side, the
• 36:59
  passenger going into the wall.
• 37:02
  Um, but honestly, I think at this point, that's probably what I
• 37:04
  would have done in this situation.
• 37:06
  Well, I would have been in this situation to begin with, but.
• 37:09
  If I found myself in a situation where I couldn't stop my car, and this is
• 37:13
  nighttime, there's not a lot of people around, I mean, pull up gently next to
• 37:17
  the jersey wall and scrub some paint, and then fucking jump out of the car.
• 37:22
  At any rate.
• 37:23
  Or, I would have been doing some slalom down the road too to try to scrub
• 37:27
  speed off with, with a turning motion.
• 37:29
  From the video, they just kept going perfectly in the lane as if...
• 37:33
  You know, whatever.
• 37:34
  So I don't, you know, does that car, does that car have a handle e brake or
• 37:39
  is it a, like a push button e brake?
• 37:41
  It's electric.
• 37:42
  They talked about the e brake and he said it wasn't working.
• 37:44
  They also apparently had a parachute that they couldn't
• 37:47
  deploy for some reason or another.
• 37:49
  Oh, you buy all this stuff on eBay.
• 37:51
  I mean, what do you expect?
• 37:54
  I don't, I don't know.
• 37:55
  I mean, I imagine there's, there's a, there's a lot of
• 37:58
  panic that was probably going on.
• 37:59
  So I'm sure they're not thinking clearly about all their options.
• 38:02
  I mean, there was a lot of, Oh my God, we got to get out.
• 38:04
  We got to get out.
• 38:05
  How do we get out going on?
• 38:07
  Nonetheless, eventually, they, they creeped the car to a stop and then
• 38:12
  some of the other street racers, they were there, they, you know, they came
• 38:15
  rushing up, they had these little baby fire extinguishers and they were trying
• 38:19
  to, you know, extinguish the flames that were now coming out of the hood.
• 38:22
  Oh, they were in V.
• 38:22
  I.
• 38:23
  R.
• 38:25
  I will say at least a very intelligent thing happened at this point when
• 38:29
  someone said, don't open the hood.
• 38:33
  I mean, despite the fact that you probably couldn't touch the hood for
• 38:35
  how hot it was with, you know, flame shooting out from under it, but, you
• 38:39
  know, it would have been catastrophic to, to lift the hood and introduce
• 38:43
  all that oxygen and feed that fire.
• 38:45
  So thank goodness they didn't do that.
• 38:47
  Um, the second intelligent thing was One of the guys saying, well, I'm not
• 38:52
  going to go back and get my GoPro.
• 38:54
  He damn right.
• 38:55
  You shouldn't go back.
• 38:56
  The fricking car is on fire and golden flames at this point.
• 38:59
  But the footage, that's some pretty awesome footage.
• 39:03
  I mean, he did later, like you see him, he's holding the GoPro.
• 39:06
  So I guess it didn't.
• 39:06
  So kudos to a GoPro.
• 39:07
  It didn't melt.
• 39:08
  It did look like it had a little bit of.
• 39:10
  damage, but it didn't, it didn't melt.
• 39:12
  So, and they had all this footage.
• 39:13
  So clearly the GoPro survived.
• 39:15
  So kudos to GoPro.
• 39:16
  But I mean, the video goes on for a while.
• 39:19
  You see what maybe was they're saying, Oh, the tire just exploded.
• 39:24
  Like, and you see these big pops and stuff, which is probably possible with
• 39:27
  all the heat and flames coming out right there against the rubber, but total loss.
• 39:32
  I mean, I got one thing to say about that.
• 39:34
  Good luck on that insurance claim, bro.
• 39:36
  I mean, the, it was always the, the passenger talking the, I think the
• 39:41
  driver was shying away from incriminating himself on any of the video footage.
• 39:45
  It doesn't matter that that car is, it's, uh, what it's gone viral now.
• 39:50
  It's in the public domain.
• 39:52
  Oh, it's on the interwebs.
• 39:54
  Someone put it into the Microsoft.
• 39:56
  I'm sure the police had something to say when they showed up.
• 39:58
  At any rate, you know, there was a good message.
• 40:00
  Well, I, I don't, you know, perhaps the lesson here is not the street race.
• 40:04
  You're damn right it is.
• 40:05
  Take your 1100 horsepower to your local track folks and do it safely.
• 40:09
  And don't overnight parts from Indonesia.
• 40:12
  So moving on, just be sticking with the theme just because you
• 40:15
  can doesn't mean you should.
• 40:17
  We've got a public service announcement for you and anyone that goes to
• 40:20
  a car festival or a car show or a hot rod weekend at the beach,
• 40:25
  you know, like H2O and Ocean City.
• 40:29
  Don't be like this Dumfries, Virginia driver and shut down the Bay Bridge so
• 40:33
  you can do burnouts and donuts and all kinds of illegal activity in the middle
• 40:38
  of the day, you know, for for the gram.
• 40:41
  Don't do that crap because you will get caught.
• 40:43
  You will get in trouble and you could get seriously hurt if you do it.
• 40:46
  Um, so please don't be like this fool and do burnouts or
• 40:50
  anything illegal on the road.
• 40:51
  It's just not worth it.
• 40:53
  So you remember last month when we talked about the DIY turbo kit on the Audi RS3?
• 41:00
  Do we remember how that ended?
• 41:02
  I especially remember the, my feet ain't gonna do shit quote.
• 41:07
  I think Johnny Cash wrote a song about it, right?
• 41:10
  Yeah.
• 41:11
  Burning blaze of fire.
• 41:13
  Exactly.
• 41:14
  So speaking of burning blazes of fire in car shows, we had a yet another entry come
• 41:21
  across our desk where you get to watch a twin turbo diesel pickup truck explode on
• 41:28
  the dino as it's making 3000 horsepower.
• 41:32
  It is epic.
• 41:34
  And it's one of those things that is It's extremely interesting because diesel,
• 41:40
  I don't know, I don't want to go there.
• 41:42
  I'm going to leave that alone.
• 41:42
  It is something to behold again, another DIY and example of another
• 41:47
  perfect DIY scenario that ends in a huge flaming dumpster fire.
• 41:53
  I mean, it's been a while since I watched that video, but I mean, that
• 41:56
  was Could have been catastrophic.
• 41:59
  I mean, parts were flying.
• 42:01
  If I recall, like people could have lied.
• 42:05
  I mean, that was insane.
• 42:06
  It is epic.
• 42:07
  So if you are a diesel owner, always remember to watch your
• 42:10
  EGTs, uh, especially when you're making that kind of horsepower.
• 42:15
  Another person in Florida and a person in California who thinks it's a good idea to
• 42:18
  steal a police car and drive away in it.
• 42:21
  Somebody's played too much Grand Theft Auto.
• 42:24
  The guy in California sure did.
• 42:26
  He was, he impersonated himself as a police officer and went into like a
• 42:31
  stop at a gas station, something crazy.
• 42:33
  And then tried to, um, actually I don't think he stole a police car.
• 42:37
  He just is impersonating a police officer, went into like a gas station,
• 42:41
  rest stop, tried to like search somebody or something, but they wouldn't let him.
• 42:47
  And then there happened to be other cops there that showed up
• 42:49
  and were like, what's going on?
• 42:50
  Show us your badge and all this stuff.
• 42:52
  Obviously didn't have one.
• 42:53
  So he jumps in his Ford Edge and goes on like a.
• 42:56
  Blazes down the road and he's in a hot pursuit, or the cops
• 43:00
  are in a hot pursuit of him.
• 43:01
  Is he chasing himself because he's impersonating him?
• 43:03
  Right, exactly.
• 43:04
  Except he, he, he, like, he almost gets away.
• 43:07
  So they lose him, and then the only reason...
• 43:09
  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we
• 43:12
  gotta stop for a second here because...
• 43:14
  Again, my imagination is still pretty good.
• 43:17
  So I'm envisioning certain things here.
• 43:19
  First of all, you said it's white, it's a white Ford edge, right?
• 43:22
  Because that is, it was a great one either way.
• 43:25
  That is like the uniform security guards car of choice.
• 43:29
  Right?
• 43:29
  So he already kind of had the look going for him.
• 43:32
  So it probably says like Eagle eyes security on the side
• 43:35
  of the thing or whatever.
• 43:37
  And then you tell me, okay, he's in a Ford Edge.
• 43:40
  We're talking maybe, maybe the 2.
• 43:44
  3 liter, maybe the 2.
• 43:45
  5 liter normally aspirated four cylinder, or smaller, could be the
• 43:49
  two liter out of the focus, right?
• 43:52
  And you, you want to tell me he almost lost?
• 43:56
  The Mighty Crown Vix?
• 43:58
  Well, I don't know if they were Crown Vix or they were...
• 44:01
  Explorers?
• 44:01
  It's this stock photo of one of those Dodge Charger type.
• 44:05
  Oh, okay.
• 44:05
  Even better.
• 44:06
  What the heck?
• 44:07
  So, so, you know, he...
• 44:08
  So it's Bullet all over again.
• 44:11
  So he drives away, and like, they throw out the spikes to get him.
• 44:14
  They didn't get him and he gets away.
• 44:17
  And so then the only Was he got go go gadget like wheels or something?
• 44:21
  run flats.
• 44:22
  I don't know because the only reason they caught back up to him was because somebody
• 44:25
  called in a gray Ford Edge that was going 80 or 90 miles an hour past a high school.
• 44:33
  And so then the cops began the pursuit again.
• 44:36
  They tried the spikes a second time, still got away from the spikes.
• 44:42
  Okay.
• 44:42
  If only he had turned on the yellow lights on the roof, they
• 44:47
  wouldn't have stopped him, right?
• 44:48
  Mall security.
• 44:49
  It's like, what's it, Paul Blart?
• 44:55
  So then they deploy the spikes a third time.
• 44:59
  What is this, Need for Speed?
• 45:01
  Yeah, we graduated from Grand Theft Auto, Need for Speed.
• 45:05
  Either he got slowed down by the third set of spikes, or I don't know, because
• 45:09
  he was able to continue driving, and then finally, they like, rammed him,
• 45:15
  and then like, flipped him over.
• 45:18
  He wasn't hurt, neither were the police officers.
• 45:20
  Oh, well that's important.
• 45:22
  That is epic.
• 45:24
  Like, I am so confused.
• 45:27
  Like, all of this makes no sense.
• 45:29
  They always say, like, you can't outrun Motorola.
• 45:32
  Except if you're in a Ford Edge.
• 45:36
  No, but he didn't outrun him because the Karen caught him.
• 45:42
  The Karen and the school pickup line.
• 45:45
  Yeah.
• 45:46
  Oh my God!
• 45:50
  Wait, I'm so confused.
• 45:51
  Isn't everybody home from school right now?
• 45:54
  Why were they in the school parking lot?
• 45:56
  Again, this is a mystery wrapped in an enigma inside of a puzzle.
• 46:01
  It's like Westworld.
• 46:02
  Okay, testing.
• 46:04
  I don't know who was near the high school to see him drive by the high school.
• 46:06
  We maybe, I mean, the high school is probably in a neighborhood,
• 46:11
  so it was the Karen next door.
• 46:13
  A lot of there's, that's how it is down here.
• 46:15
  Actually, you drive through neighborhoods.
• 46:17
  Suddenly there's a school there, so it's plausible.
• 46:20
  Someone was out walking their dog and this Ford Edge goes by.
• 46:24
  You're like, Whoa, what was that?
• 46:26
  It's 30 miles an hour.
• 46:27
  I was going to say more like
• 46:32
  40.
• 46:32
  What was that gray blob?
• 46:36
  And it's terrible.
• 46:38
  That's what's going on in California this month.
• 46:41
  So, you know, I'm going to read this headline because, and I
• 46:45
  thank my local radio for giving me these nuggets periodically
• 46:49
  when I wake up in the morning.
• 46:51
  Combine crash.
• 46:52
  Man arrested for DUI after flipping farm equipment.
• 46:56
  So for anybody who doesn't know what a combine is, it's a gigantic
• 47:00
  harvester, essentially, okay?
• 47:01
  It's a gigantic piece of farm equipment.
• 47:03
  And this is a North Dakota man.
• 47:05
  Okay, and I don't know much about farm equipment, but based on the picture of
• 47:10
  the flipped over combine, I could tell that it is John Deere, and I could see
• 47:15
  the model number, so I looked it up.
• 47:18
  So it's an S670 John Deere combine, because I was curious, like, how
• 47:23
  do you flip farm equipment, because I imagine they're pretty heavy.
• 47:28
  And so I want, I looked it up, so I want to know how much one weighs.
• 47:31
  So any guesses on how much you think?
• 47:34
  A farm harvester?
• 47:36
  I'm gonna go 50 tons.
• 47:40
  I'm gonna say 50 and a half.
• 47:48
  And a half.
• 47:48
  One dollar, Bob.
• 47:49
  One dollar.
• 47:50
  So, so that's high.
• 47:51
  That's very high.
• 47:53
  Okay.
• 47:53
  Was it like 27?
• 47:55
  You're getting closer.
• 47:56
  So my research indicates that with attachment, um, so with the actual
• 48:01
  harvesting attachment on, on the, on the cab or the tractor piece,
• 48:05
  I guess it weighs 41, 178 pounds.
• 48:10
  So 20 tons.
• 48:11
  And I believe, um, Sorry, that is with the attachment.
• 48:16
  So it's 20 tons with the attachment.
• 48:17
  If you take the attachment off, which based on the photo either was never
• 48:21
  on to begin with or it came off in the flipping, um, you drop two tons.
• 48:26
  So, this person managed to flip 18 to 20 tons of metal.
• 48:35
  In a field.
• 48:36
  In a field.
• 48:37
  I mean, presumably.
• 48:39
  I wish I could tell where exactly he was.
• 48:41
  I got one, I got one answer for this.
• 48:44
  How?
• 48:45
  I got one answer.
• 48:46
  One answer.
• 48:47
  Aliens.
• 48:49
  I would love, I wish there was a GoPro with this one.
• 48:52
  See he, he hit the nitrous button and he didn't have the,
• 48:55
  uh, the anti, uh, pull up bars.
• 48:58
  He didn't have wheelie bars on his tractor, yeah, yeah.
• 49:01
  I mean, this reminded me of, of cars where they go tractor tipping.
• 49:05
  You know, . I love the fact that he was driving the combine because they revoked
• 49:12
  his driver's license from an earlier DUI, I mean, don't drink and drive people.
• 49:18
  I mean, maybe, maybe he ran over, they attach him in part with the
• 49:23
  tractor and then he flipped it over.
• 49:25
  I mean, that's still, I mean, you're in the middle of a field.
• 49:28
  What the hell else sat there?
• 49:28
  So he, so he was pulling a grave digger.
• 49:30
  Or, or he discovered a landmine left over from World War II.
• 49:36
  The tractor looked pretty, or the combine looked pretty intact.
• 49:40
  I'm giving you possibilities for an unexplainable scenario here, okay?
• 49:45
  Your alien scenario sounds the best so far.
• 49:47
  I can see Giorgio Tsoukalos now.
• 49:52
  It's aliens.
• 49:53
  So, we're Mulder and Scully there.
• 50:00
  Was he making crop circles?
• 50:02
  They couldn't tell us if they were there, so we'll just go with it.
• 50:05
  How many G's does one of those things can sustain at Volter?
• 50:09
  How many G's?
• 50:10
  Probably more than an 84 Camaro.
• 50:12
  How many G's?
• 50:14
  How many G's does this sustain flipping over?
• 50:17
  Oh my god.
• 50:19
  Goodness gracious.
• 50:20
  Did it win the 84 handling contest?
• 50:22
  Ha ha ha ha.
• 50:25
  Solid axle.
• 50:26
  Let's go a little further north.
• 50:28
  And kind of show that it's not just our friends in Florida
• 50:33
  or North Dakota or Michigan.
• 50:35
  That do crazy things, but.
• 50:37
  You know, I'm disappointed by this next one because I, I, I tend to hold our
• 50:41
  northern neighbors in pretty high regard.
• 50:43
  There's some, there's some top notch folk that I've met coming
• 50:46
  out of Canada, but such is life.
• 50:50
  There's always one that ruins it for the rest of us.
• 50:53
  And in this case...
• 50:54
  They're giving self driving cars a really bad rap.
• 50:57
  So a Canadian driver of a Tesla was found to sleep at the wheel
• 51:00
  doing 150 kilometers an hour.
• 51:02
  So for us south of the border, that's more or less 90 miles an hour.
• 51:07
  They were on a Canadian highway where most speed limits are 110
• 51:10
  kilometers an hour or 70 miles an hour.
• 51:14
  So obviously This is incredibly reckless, and not at all how Tesla
• 51:19
  Autopilot is intended to be used.
• 51:22
  So, soapbox time.
• 51:24
  Wake up, fools of the world.
• 51:26
  Alright, this stuff isn't fully autonomous, okay?
• 51:28
  You cannot go to sleep and not expect to rear end a slow moving
• 51:33
  tractor trailer and die, okay?
• 51:35
  Stop it.
• 51:36
  Ooh, brutal.
• 51:37
  Stop.
• 51:37
  Alright, off the soapbox.
• 51:39
  So, the best part...
• 51:40
  The driver had the seat fully reclined.
• 51:45
  And not just the driver, but there was a passenger as well.
• 51:49
  So there are two fools in this story.
• 51:51
  Were the tray tables down also?
• 51:53
  You need to be in your upright and locked position at all times.
• 51:56
  I want to know what Candle scent he was using a hundred percent.
• 52:01
  It's called Moose tracks.
• 52:03
  And I have to say, I've got an argument or I've got an issue
• 52:06
  with the self-driving car part.
• 52:08
  There's no such thing as a self-driving car.
• 52:10
  There are cars with self-driving capabilities, but there's no
• 52:14
  such thing as a self-driving car.
• 52:16
  No.
• 52:17
  And it's, and it's, and it, and it Erics me 'cause it's really not even, it
• 52:20
  shouldn't even be called self-driving.
• 52:21
  We should be calling it driver assistance because until these
• 52:24
  things become fully autonomous.
• 52:26
  Then they will be self driving.
• 52:28
  Well, for this one, this one is called Sleep Aids.
• 52:34
  Now, there's a confusing part to the article, and I want to
• 52:36
  see what you guys think, so I'm going to read it verbatim, okay?
• 52:40
  The car appeared to be self driving, traveling over 140 kilometers an hour,
• 52:45
  with both front seats completely reclined, and both occupants appearing to be asleep.
• 52:51
  After the police flashed their lights, The Tesla electric vehicle
• 52:54
  reportedly sped up to exactly 150 kilometers an hour, according to
• 52:59
  the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
• 53:02
  I'm really confused about what the, why did it accelerate?
• 53:08
  I don't understand.
• 53:09
  So it turned into a getaway car?
• 53:12
  But it...
• 53:13
  Is 90 miles an hour a high speed chase in Alberta?
• 53:18
  I have no idea.
• 53:19
  Like I literally had to read that several times.
• 53:21
  I don't understand.
• 53:22
  I don't know why they even mention it, but at any rate, apparently,
• 53:26
  maybe it is a self driving Tesla.
• 53:28
  He wanted to get away.
• 53:30
  It's fully autonomous.
• 53:33
  I'm going to go with aliens, Alex, for the win.
• 53:37
  So did the combine flip over trying to avoid a driverless
• 53:44
  car coming down the highway?
• 53:46
  Maybe he got scared.
• 53:48
  Seeing nobody in the car, in the car going down the road.
• 53:51
  Was it a self driving combine?
• 53:53
  Oh, hmm.
• 53:55
  So, nonetheless, this driver was charged for speeding, given a 24 hour
• 53:59
  license suspension, um, for driving while fatigued, and further was slapped
• 54:03
  with dangerous driving charges for which they have to appear in court.
• 54:06
  So all, uh, deserved.
• 54:09
  Fail at life.
• 54:10
  I'm sorry, honey, I can't drive tonight, I'm too fatigued.
• 54:13
  When are, so, real quick, when are we breaking this up for the bike trail one?
• 54:17
  I saw Brad's name next to it.
• 54:18
  Sorry.
• 54:19
  Yeah, go ahead.
• 54:20
  You'll, you'll, you can put it back in whatever order.
• 54:23
  Oh, I, I just didn't know because it looked like you skipped over
• 54:25
  it, so I just, I didn't know if you wanted to break up the conversation.
• 54:28
  Sorry.
• 54:28
  Yeah, go ahead.
• 54:29
  I, I moved it there, but then I was looking at my other notes
• 54:31
  where I didn't have it in there.
• 54:32
  So we talked earlier about off roaders.
• 54:34
  We talked about the Bronco.
• 54:36
  We talked about the Jeeps.
• 54:37
  We talked a little bit about the new Range Rover Defender that's coming
• 54:40
  out that I don't know anything about, but let's talk about off roading in
• 54:43
  general and something that you're not supposed to do when you go off roading.
• 54:47
  And one thing you're not supposed to do is drive down a hiking or bike trail.
• 54:51
  And in California, one driver figured that out the hard way.
• 54:56
  There's an article on The Drive about a California man, not a Florida man,
• 55:00
  or a Michigan man, or a South Dakota or Alberta man, that took his Jeep
• 55:05
  Wrangler, that looks fairly stock, you know, looking at it, looks like he's got
• 55:08
  big tires, and that's, you know, pretty much it, not too much else going on here.
• 55:12
  And he drove up a bike trail, uh, near Loma Linda on the, it
• 55:16
  looks like the West Ridge Trail.
• 55:18
  And there's a part of the trail where it gets super narrow and on either side of
• 55:22
  this what looks to be like it may be three or four foot trail, maybe five foot trail.
• 55:28
  It's just drop on either side.
• 55:31
  And this guy or girl, you know, there's off roading women as well.
• 55:35
  Got this car stuck.
• 55:36
  Freaked the F out and just rolled.
• 55:39
  Now there's a Jeep just parked on top of this bike trail on top of a mountain.
• 55:44
  Uh, and it's just there.
• 55:46
  Uh, so there's talk.
• 55:47
  How are we going to get it out?
• 55:48
  People have suggested use a helicopter.
• 55:50
  You know, and go in and lift it out.
• 55:52
  That's really the only way they could get a couple other G people to drive illegally
• 55:57
  to get to it and then try and haul it out.
• 55:59
  Anything like that is probably going to upset the balance and it's
• 56:02
  probably going to end up falling down.
• 56:03
  And if any winches attached, it's probably going to end up taking
• 56:06
  the recovery vehicle with it.
• 56:08
  So.
• 56:10
  If you're looking for a jeep and you're up for a challenge, please go to Loma
• 56:14
  Linda to the West Ridge bike trail and hiking trail and see if you can get one.
• 56:18
  As far as we know, it's still there.
• 56:20
  I can't wait when that guy gets the bill from the police having to
• 56:25
  helicopter that car out of there.
• 56:26
  That's going to be bonkers.
• 56:28
  I can't wait to see all the.
• 56:30
  Like stomping boot prints and everything from all the hikers
• 56:34
  that are mad that it's in their way because he's blocking the box.
• 56:38
  What are you talking about?
• 56:39
  The selfie potential here?
• 56:42
  True, true.
• 56:43
  I mean, who wants to take a trip with me to California?
• 56:50
  Moving on to a follow up update from the story we had last month about
• 56:55
  the stranded Jeep in California.
• 56:57
  Ford, you know, someone really intelligent at Ford decided to reach out to this Jeep
• 57:02
  owner and ask if he needed some help.
• 57:04
  Someone at Ford, you know, reached out, sent the guy an email and
• 57:07
  the guy confirmed that he was contacted by Ford and they were
• 57:10
  going to rescue the Jeep for him.
• 57:12
  He did not take them up on their offer and instead his Jeep was recovered by a
• 57:17
  huge group of Jeepers and people would pick up trucks and even in helicopter.
• 57:21
  Came out to get in on the fun.
• 57:23
  So Ford tried, it was a great publicity stunt.
• 57:25
  Had they been able to do it, but unfortunately the owner of the
• 57:28
  Jeep did not take them up on it.
• 57:29
  Well, I heard they, he turned them down because they offered to
• 57:32
  pull them out with a Bronco and he would have been too embarrassed.
• 57:35
  That allegedly they, they were talking about.
• 57:38
  Pulling them out with a Bronco, but I'm, I'm sure Ford probably would have
• 57:42
  sent some big tractor or something to go out there and get them or whatever.
• 57:45
  It would have been great for a photo op.
• 57:47
  It would have been excellent advertising had they been able to do it, but I
• 57:50
  guess they just, it wasn't in the cards.
• 57:52
  Regardless, someone give that man or woman at Ford a raise.
• 57:56
  Yes.
• 57:57
  Brilliant.
• 57:58
  Was it good?
• 57:58
  Hey, but was it going to be the Sasquatch edition?
• 58:01
  That's what I want to know, man.
• 58:03
  If they were really bold, they would have pulled out their test EB.
• 58:07
  F 150.
• 58:08
  That's right.
• 58:09
  Sent it.
• 58:12
  So speaking of cars falling off of things.
• 58:15
  Yes, so a Michigan man.
• 58:18
  Oh God.
• 58:19
  Back to the great state of Michigan, a 26 year old Michigan man pulled what
• 58:24
  reporters called a Dukes of Hazzard over the 4th Street drawbridge in Detroit.
• 58:31
  Reports say the bridge began to rise, the man gunned it in his Dodge
• 58:36
  sedan, it's unclear how wide the opening was at this point, but he
• 58:41
  nonetheless made it to the other side.
• 58:43
  Despite what one may have seen in the Dukes of Hazzard show.
• 58:47
  The man did not keep speeding away.
• 58:49
  He blew out all four tires on landing and then smashed into the
• 58:53
  safety gate on the other side.
• 58:57
  And his Dodge Stratus.
• 59:01
  Oh God.
• 59:02
  Well, that's why he blew everything out.
• 59:04
  He did it with the wrong car.
• 59:06
  He needed a charger.
• 59:07
  A hundred percent.
• 59:08
  Was it, or was it Stratus Orange?
• 59:11
  I was hoping there was more information on the car, but they
• 59:14
  just left it at Dodge Sedan.
• 59:16
  AKA Neon.
• 59:22
  Wait, do combines float?
• 59:25
  Oh my god.
• 59:27
  Next month, combine tried to be taken across Detroit drawbridge.
• 59:32
  The combine was used to pull the jeep off of the bike trail.
• 59:35
  So, I mean, it's again, it's all clipped.
• 59:37
  Oh wait, it wasn't California though.
• 59:39
  Dang.
• 59:40
  Alien abductions.
• 59:41
  It's, it's always aliens.
• 59:43
  Well, probably very little known.
• 59:47
  Nissan 300 ZX turbo commercial that unless you were watching the Super
• 59:53
  Bowl back in 1990, you probably missed this little gem because that
• 59:57
  was the first and the last time that that, uh, commercial was ever shown.
• 1:00:03
  And, and it's not because it was, you know, a terrible commercial.
• 1:00:08
  I mean, it's very bizarre, um, and maybe fit in with 1990.
• 1:00:15
  I don't know.
• 1:00:16
  I mean, it's, it's.
• 1:00:17
  It's this guy in his 300 ZX turbo, and he's dreaming.
• 1:00:23
  And for some unknown reason, he's on some random deserted desert
• 1:00:26
  road and he's being chased by a motorcycle and then some bizarre
• 1:00:30
  looking prototype and then a plane.
• 1:00:33
  And then, and then the plane is trying to catch him.
• 1:00:35
  But as he says.
• 1:00:38
  Just as they're about to catch me, the twin turbos kick in and he like
• 1:00:47
  skyrockets off some ramp or some crap like this, like off the hill in the road.
• 1:00:52
  I mean, it's bizarre.
• 1:00:54
  It makes zero sense.
• 1:00:55
  It's very dystopian, Mad Max ish.
• 1:00:58
  The reason why it was never, ever showed again is apparently
• 1:01:01
  the insurance Institute.
• 1:01:03
  got very upset, uh, because apparently it was, it was just glorifying speeding.
• 1:01:10
  And it's like, really, have you seen a car movie or any other car commercial?
• 1:01:17
  No, it just exemplified everything that Ridley Scott put his hands on.
• 1:01:22
  So if you've watched Aliens, if you've watched Um, Oh, why can't I think of the
• 1:01:28
  name of any new blade runner blade runner?
• 1:01:30
  Yes.
• 1:01:30
  If you've watched aliens, if you've watched blade runner, you, what you
• 1:01:34
  described dystopian makes no sense.
• 1:01:36
  The whole thing that is you've summarized everything he's ever put his hands on.
• 1:01:40
  So to me, when I saw this.
• 1:01:43
  I wasn't shocked, but I was.
• 1:01:46
  I was in awe of what I had seen though.
• 1:01:48
  So I recommend people definitely check it out.
• 1:01:51
  What they didn't show at the end of that video is after the twin turbos kick
• 1:01:56
  in, the motor blows up and at a crawl.
• 1:02:04
  It did remind me of the gentleman that jumped the bridge in Detroit last
• 1:02:08
  month as he came off of that ramp.
• 1:02:10
  I think all four tires were blown out and that motor was on the ground.
• 1:02:14
  Send it!
• 1:02:15
  I wonder how many 300ZX were destroyed in the making of that commercial, but anyway.
• 1:02:19
  Not enough.
• 1:02:21
  So last month we talked about our crazy northern neighbor who...
• 1:02:27
  Thought it was alright to, you know, recline the seat in your Tesla,
• 1:02:33
  stick that sucker in autopilot and just cruise on down the road.
• 1:02:38
  Well, there was a, the headline about watching a clip of a Tesla Model
• 1:02:41
  3 failing an automatic emergency brake test that is hilarious.
• 1:02:45
  And so it caught my attention, of course, um, from our friends at Jalopnik.
• 1:02:48
  And so I clicked into it and it's really, I mean, it's, it's a little
• 1:02:51
  bit of clickbait, if you will, cause The whole self driving automatic
• 1:02:55
  braking is not a Tesla unique thing.
• 1:02:58
  Um, it's, it's across a lot of different manufacturers are trying
• 1:03:02
  to roll out this technology.
• 1:03:03
  Tesla really likes to beat their drum on it and claim a little bit
• 1:03:07
  falsely about how autonomous their quote self driving is when the, the
• 1:03:12
  fact of the matter is nobody has.
• 1:03:14
  100 percent autonomous self driving vehicles right now.
• 1:03:17
  The technology is not robust enough yet.
• 1:03:20
  And so obviously all these manufacturers have to do tests and whatnot.
• 1:03:24
  And, and, um, speaking of robots, they use dummies, um, that kind of.
• 1:03:30
  They got rails in the ground and they got a little dummy that like shoots
• 1:03:33
  across and there's a car coming and the car with these automatic
• 1:03:36
  brake features is supposed to stop.
• 1:03:38
  Right.
• 1:03:38
  But no, I mean, it's funny, poor dummy, you know, um, I
• 1:03:43
  mean, it obliterates the dummy.
• 1:03:44
  I mean, it looked like 10 pin bowling.
• 1:03:46
  I mean, it was like everywhere.
• 1:03:48
  I mean, and, and not to beat on Tesla because there was another.
• 1:03:52
  Clip or, or screenshot of a Honda, um, and it obliterated the dummy as well.
• 1:03:57
  So, I mean, it's not, again, it's not a Tesla only problem.
• 1:04:00
  It's a technology ready problem.
• 1:04:04
  I mean, it's not ready, but the article also interestingly had
• 1:04:08
  another video embedded in it.
• 1:04:10
  That is from the European new car assessment program, where they
• 1:04:14
  were doing a series of automatic break tests with Volkswagen,
• 1:04:18
  Mercedes, Volvo and Ford sedans.
• 1:04:21
  And they, and it was really, it was really interesting in video.
• 1:04:24
  Um, it makes you think.
• 1:04:25
  It makes your heart skip a beat sometimes, um, but they kind of did two
• 1:04:29
  tests, um, with each set of the cars.
• 1:04:31
  One was they had an adult mannequin, um, with an unobstructed view for the,
• 1:04:35
  for the car that crosses out in front of the path of the car and they tested, you
• 1:04:40
  know, whether the car stopped or not.
• 1:04:42
  In that scenario, none of the mannequins were struck.
• 1:04:47
  All the cars did stop.
• 1:04:49
  Um, however, if I had been in the car in that same situation, I would
• 1:04:55
  have stopped way earlier than what the automatic braking system did.
• 1:04:58
  Because I have eyes and a brain, or, you know, I don't know, maybe they're just
• 1:05:03
  programmed with a smaller tolerance.
• 1:05:05
  I personally wouldn't stop within inches of a human being,
• 1:05:09
  especially if I can see them.
• 1:05:10
  Like I would have already been slowing down and stop.
• 1:05:12
  So, I mean, there were.
• 1:05:13
  What I would have considered close calls all the cars basically panic stopped and I
• 1:05:18
  don't think if you know, if you're paying attention while driving and that's what
• 1:05:22
  you should be doing, you know, there's no reason to panic stop when you see
• 1:05:26
  a pedestrian crossing in front of you.
• 1:05:28
  Okay.
• 1:05:29
  Then they did the child.
• 1:05:31
  Test so they had a smaller mannequin and they had an obstructed view.
• 1:05:35
  So basically they parked a series of cars kind of as if you were going
• 1:05:39
  down a street and there were cars parked along along the curbing.
• 1:05:42
  And then, and then the child kind of came out from in front of those cars
• 1:05:45
  and cross the path of the test vehicle.
• 1:05:47
  Unfortunately, for the child mannequin, um, 1 of the multiple
• 1:05:51
  runs, they did with the Mercedes.
• 1:05:54
  The Mercedes struck the mannequin a little bit, didn't obliterate it.
• 1:05:57
  The leg just kind of fell off, which, I mean, in the real
• 1:06:01
  world, none of this is okay.
• 1:06:04
  Um, we're just kind of making light of it here, but, um,
• 1:06:07
  We just hit him a little bit.
• 1:06:09
  But you know what, but you know what is okay?
• 1:06:11
  playing it in slow motion while listening to chariots of fire.
• 1:06:15
  And then it becomes extremely entertaining.
• 1:06:18
  Um, so they didn't show any other impacts.
• 1:06:23
  So presumably the other test runs, um, were fine.
• 1:06:27
  The, none of the, the, the Volvo, um, the, the VW, they
• 1:06:32
  didn't hit any of the mannequins.
• 1:06:33
  I will say.
• 1:06:34
  From the footage, the VW appeared to stop with the largest gap in
• 1:06:38
  front of the mannequins versus the Volvo and the Mercedes.
• 1:06:41
  And I don't know why, for whatever reason, there was a Ford Fusion that
• 1:06:45
  was shown on the child obstructed view.
• 1:06:48
  Maybe it never stopped.
• 1:06:49
  And that's the reason.
• 1:06:50
  Hashtag cars and coffee.
• 1:06:51
  I don't know.
• 1:06:52
  So I've got a philosophical question for you.
• 1:06:55
  What do you think is easier, an easier problem to solve?
• 1:06:59
  Teaching these cars to stop for these obstructions using the LIDAR and
• 1:07:04
  the radar and whatever, or teaching these morons not to walk out into
• 1:07:09
  the street in front of a moving car.
• 1:07:11
  Which one do you think is easier?
• 1:07:13
  That is a very difficult question.
• 1:07:15
  I mean, it goes back to the whole joke about astronauts in space
• 1:07:21
  and writing instruments, right?
• 1:07:22
  We spent a gajillion dollars to design a pen that worked in zero gravity.
• 1:07:27
  And the Russians took pencils, right?
• 1:07:28
  It's the same simplicity principle.
• 1:07:31
  So yeah, I agree.
• 1:07:32
  We need to spend more time teaching people a, how to drive better and be
• 1:07:38
  to be more aware and get off of their phones and whatever, as they're walking
• 1:07:42
  around and kids are kids, right?
• 1:07:44
  Kids are hard being a parent.
• 1:07:46
  They're, they're, they're rambunctious.
• 1:07:47
  They are not aware.
• 1:07:49
  They, they think they're alone in their own little world
• 1:07:52
  in their own little bubble.
• 1:07:52
  So you have to be extra vigilant and extra careful, but as adults.
• 1:07:56
  If you don't know to look both ways, I don't know, there's a
• 1:08:00
  lot to be said there, right?
• 1:08:01
  You shouldn't be driving.
• 1:08:03
  You should be walking, you mean.
• 1:08:05
  Yeah, you shouldn't be driving or walking.
• 1:08:07
  You should be home in your bubble.
• 1:08:09
  But speaking of people that don't look ahead while they're driving.
• 1:08:12
  In Kentucky, Kentucky man or woman, we don't really know, decides to
• 1:08:17
  try and run over a nine foot tall snowman during a recent snowstorm.
• 1:08:22
  And what do you think happened?
• 1:08:25
  Who won?
• 1:08:26
  Frosty or the driver?
• 1:08:29
  I'm going to tell you Frosty won because Frosty had a secret weapon.
• 1:08:33
  He had wood.
• 1:08:34
  He was built over a tree stump in the middle of this guy's yard.
• 1:08:39
  And I don't know what happened.
• 1:08:41
  No, they never caught the, uh, the person affected by the instant karma.
• 1:08:45
  Um, but apparently this guy did not like this snowman, this nine foot
• 1:08:50
  tall snowman, and decided to try to take it out with a pick em up truck.
• 1:08:54
  And he lost.
• 1:08:55
  Dang.
• 1:08:56
  So, like, did he leave the truck there, damage the truck?
• 1:09:01
  Do we know?
• 1:09:01
  No, the owner of the property built the snowman in the morning, I guess, or the
• 1:09:06
  night before, and then went back after work, you know, the next night, and
• 1:09:10
  there was, the tree trunk was exposed.
• 1:09:13
  Frosty was still standing there, and there were truck marks or
• 1:09:16
  tire marks leading up to Frosty.
• 1:09:18
  Wow.
• 1:09:19
  Frosty won, though.
• 1:09:20
  I mean, I think the big question is...
• 1:09:23
  What compels a person, you know, but I think we'll leave that open ended for
• 1:09:28
  our listeners to answer for themselves.
• 1:09:30
  But you know, if you, if you've taken part in, in running over snowmen, I
• 1:09:35
  would be really curious to know why.
• 1:09:36
  So right, right in, you know, send me a DM on that one.
• 1:09:42
  So we would be remiss again, not having a Florida man to comment on.
• 1:09:49
  Oh boy.
• 1:09:50
  And of course, a headline like Florida man makes scooter with
• 1:09:54
  mop bucket and leaf blower.
• 1:09:56
  You
• 1:10:00
  have to click on that.
• 1:10:00
  I mean, it very well might be clickbait, but you have to click on it, right?
• 1:10:05
  Um, and so I did.
• 1:10:08
  Harley, take note.
• 1:10:09
  And okay, so first of all, I want to say.
• 1:10:14
  That leaf blower is forced induction.
• 1:10:17
  All right.
• 1:10:19
  That is some turbo charged action right there.
• 1:10:22
  Is it a Ryobi?
• 1:10:23
  Is it a Ryobi 18 volt?
• 1:10:26
  No, no, this, this is, this is horrible.
• 1:10:29
  Like video, there's a video to watch and I mean, definitely watch the video.
• 1:10:35
  Um, but this whole thing is absurd and it's.
• 1:10:38
  Fake.
• 1:10:38
  I mean, 100%, what a publicity stunt.
• 1:10:41
  Let's be real.
• 1:10:42
  There's so many things wrong.
• 1:10:44
  Why this isn't going to work.
• 1:10:46
  Um, I mean, the still images are freaking ridiculous.
• 1:10:49
  If you look at them and again, the video, I definitely recommend
• 1:10:53
  it, but let's walk through it.
• 1:10:56
  First of all, The video starts the man in it.
• 1:11:01
  We're talking like the yellow janitorial mop bucket, right?
• 1:11:04
  We've all seen them on castor wheels.
• 1:11:07
  Okay.
• 1:11:08
  The video starts the man takes his mop bucket and he dumps the water out from it.
• 1:11:14
  Then suddenly, though, the mop bucket.
• 1:11:17
  The caster wheels are gone.
• 1:11:18
  It's sitting on a skateboard.
• 1:11:19
  Okay.
• 1:11:21
  Next, the magic of Hollywood, magic of Hollywood.
• 1:11:24
  This is why this is all fake, but it gets better because next he's holding
• 1:11:29
  the leaf blower, which appears to me.
• 1:11:34
  To be in a plu to be a plug in electric type blower, okay?
• 1:11:41
  Okay, wasn't gas Wasn't battery, was no Ryobi, okay?
• 1:11:45
  No fucking DeWalt.
• 1:11:47
  He pull starts it and you have sound effects as if
• 1:11:51
  there's a gas engine running.
• 1:11:52
  Okay, n n nothing started when he, whenever he pulled, okay?
• 1:11:58
  Now, the umbrella.
• 1:11:59
  He's holding an umbrella out in front of him.
• 1:12:03
  Unless this is a NASA developed umbrella.
• 1:12:06
  Okay, have y'all ever used an umbrella in the wind?
• 1:12:10
  It takes approximately 2.
• 1:12:12
  0 seconds for it to flip the other way when there's, um, a little bit of wind.
• 1:12:18
  So how the hell is he, uh, if the leaf blower was even running,
• 1:12:22
  how is the umbrella even stable?
• 1:12:24
  Okay, I call bullshit.
• 1:12:27
  All right.
• 1:12:28
  I think we found a new form of racing here.
• 1:12:31
  And then, and then maybe, but, and then, this just cheap, like, Wal Mart
• 1:12:37
  brand looking electric plug in blower that's operating off magic right now,
• 1:12:43
  because it's not plugged into anything.
• 1:12:46
  How the hell do you expect it to, to propel a 200 pound some odd man or
• 1:12:51
  something across the road when you can barely sometimes push leaf clippings
• 1:12:57
  or grass clippings in your yard with the leaf blower, but yet he propelled
• 1:13:01
  himself with the leaf blower that's not plugged in with the umbrella.
• 1:13:05
  I mean, Florida, you don't need to make the stuff up.
• 1:13:09
  It already comes naturally.
• 1:13:12
  But thank you.
• 1:13:13
  Nonetheless, I mean, it was, it's amusing.
• 1:13:15
  I mean, watch it.
• 1:13:16
  I mean, Every time I look at this, it just gets worse and worse and worse.
• 1:13:24
  Stop poking holes.
• 1:13:26
  I mean, the still pictures, you're like, okay.
• 1:13:28
  And then you watch the little, the video and you're like, yeah, okay.
• 1:13:31
  I mean, great job.
• 1:13:33
  Fun video.
• 1:13:33
  Oh, I'm sure people were staring at you.
• 1:13:36
  Florida man does Florida man things.
• 1:13:39
  Exactly.
• 1:13:40
  Well, let's talk about Michigan men.
• 1:13:42
  Because they're a special breed too.
• 1:13:45
  I've got to say, move over Toyota Hilux because the terrorists of the
• 1:13:49
  world have a new preferred vehicle.
• 1:13:51
  It is the PT Cruiser.
• 1:13:53
  There's a video out there posted on Jalopnik on October 19th of a
• 1:13:58
  group of terrorists in Michigan.
• 1:14:01
  They're called the Wolverine Watchmen and they were developing a plan to
• 1:14:06
  kidnap the governor of Michigan.
• 1:14:08
  I guess they have, you know, differing political views and they thought
• 1:14:12
  the best way to handle it was to instead of getting out there and
• 1:14:15
  vote, they would get out there and kidnap and their vehicle of choice.
• 1:14:19
  Was a PT cruiser.
• 1:14:20
  The video is actually quite interesting.
• 1:14:22
  These men are getting out.
• 1:14:24
  I guess they're doing some sort of military drill where they drive
• 1:14:27
  up and they stop the BT cruiser.
• 1:14:29
  They get out of all four doors and they just start shooting into somewhere.
• 1:14:33
  I don't know where they're just wasting ammo for the sake of wasting ammo.
• 1:14:37
  But yeah, so Toyota Hilux is no longer the preferred vehicle of terrorists.
• 1:14:42
  It's the PT cruiser.
• 1:14:43
  Did you get rid of the dude filming himself shooting?
• 1:14:46
  Oh, cause that would have gone so well with this.
• 1:14:51
  I wonder if that Kentucky man had a differing political view with snowmen.
• 1:14:56
  Maybe.
• 1:14:57
  Global warming.
• 1:15:02
  Oh my god.
• 1:15:04
  Alright, back, let's go back down south to Florida for a hot second.
• 1:15:08
  So, Florida man and woman, quote, obviously racing.
• 1:15:13
  So it was reported that two people were traveling at high rates
• 1:15:17
  of speed in and out of traffic and trying to pass each other.
• 1:15:20
  Now I'm going to ask, gentlemen, let's have some guesses here.
• 1:15:23
  Now we don't know what the woman was driving or the man was
• 1:15:26
  driving, but what two cars do you think were involved in this?
• 1:15:32
  Obviously, racing scenario.
• 1:15:34
  Oh, one of them has to be a 1999 Dodge Caravan.
• 1:15:43
  I am thinking a Pontiac Sunfire with one headlight and a dent in
• 1:15:50
  the passenger door and then A Dodge Intrepid with the other headlight out.
• 1:15:57
  It's gonna be, it's gonna be a, it's gonna be a late 90s, early
• 1:16:01
  2000s Corolla Automatic and a, I'm thinking they're, they're obviously
• 1:16:11
  racing on the highway and an HHR just because I want it to be an HHR.
• 1:16:17
  I actually think it's a Cadillac Cimarron.
• 1:16:21
  And a Cadillac Cimarron.
• 1:16:25
  Ha ha ha ha!
• 1:16:26
  You found the last two in existence!
• 1:16:28
  Beck Racer Cimarron.
• 1:16:30
  Now, do you think that Cimarron can get over 100 miles an hour?
• 1:16:33
  Doubtful.
• 1:16:34
  100 kilometers per hour.
• 1:16:36
  Ha ha!
• 1:16:38
  So, they were traveling in speeds of excess of 100 miles an hour, apparently.
• 1:16:42
  I think you will be surprised with the two cars, based on your
• 1:16:46
  guesses, that were dead wrong.
• 1:16:47
  It was, in fact...
• 1:16:50
  A Yugo.
• 1:16:52
  A 1991 Eagle Talon at 108 miles an hour and a 2013 Subaru
• 1:17:03
  Impreza at 117 miles an hour.
• 1:17:05
  I, I, you know what?
• 1:17:07
  You know what?
• 1:17:08
  Mad props to the Eagle Talent.
• 1:17:11
  That's all I'm going to say.
• 1:17:12
  For still running.
• 1:17:13
  Right?
• 1:17:16
  That's the true gem of this story, was the Eagle Talent.
• 1:17:19
  100%.
• 1:17:20
  Because the 117 is not impressive with the Subaru.
• 1:17:23
  That's actually pretty sad.
• 1:17:24
  But that Eagle, that's good stuff right there.
• 1:17:27
  Especially for early 90s.
• 1:17:29
  Which person was driving which?
• 1:17:30
  We don't know.
• 1:17:31
  They didn't say.
• 1:17:32
  I think the woman was driving the Talon.
• 1:17:34
  I'm with you on that.
• 1:17:36
  I don't know why, but I am.
• 1:17:39
  And on that.
• 1:17:41
  So, um, so we'll round out the last two with a little bit lighter, um,
• 1:17:47
  less, less serious and fun things.
• 1:17:49
  So I learned very recently that apparently Shaq, Mr.
• 1:17:55
  Shaquille O'Neal, is going to be executive producer and star in an animated
• 1:18:01
  comedy for kids called Shaq's Garage.
• 1:18:05
  So I really didn't know that apparently Shaq must be a bit of a car
• 1:18:09
  enthusiast, so, so interesting to him.
• 1:18:11
  Um, the show follows the secret adventures of the NBA legends collection
• 1:18:15
  of animated cars and trucks, all of which have unique abilities from
• 1:18:19
  super spying to language to music.
• 1:18:22
  Shaq.
• 1:18:22
  The lead vehicle is named Big Diesel and will be voiced by Shaq.
• 1:18:26
  Through comedy and adventure, the show will showcase strong and
• 1:18:30
  diverse characters as positive role models with purposeful storytelling.
• 1:18:34
  This is going to be a special show that touches every button, music,
• 1:18:38
  adventure, humor, and positive, prideful messaging for kids.
• 1:18:42
  That's kind of nice.
• 1:18:43
  So hopefully, and from the animation, it actually looks a lot, um, very much
• 1:18:47
  like cars, the, the cartoon movie.
• 1:18:51
  Um, so I mean, it's nice to, to see something that it's, it's
• 1:18:54
  fun and positive messaging in the world, especially for little kids.
• 1:18:58
  I hope he's successful with that endeavor.
• 1:19:01
  Um, and did you want, I was going to say, no, go continue your thought.
• 1:19:05
  No, go ahead.
• 1:19:08
  So to Shaq's credit, I actually wrote about him in an article right after,
• 1:19:14
  uh, season two of car masters came out the rust to riches, uh, series
• 1:19:19
  there, which was Eric, sorry, season two of car masters, which is known
• 1:19:23
  as the upgrade and trade season.
• 1:19:25
  And they talked about a kit car known as the Vader.
• 1:19:29
  Which is built on a G35 infinity shack happens to own one of those.
• 1:19:34
  So, and I actually have a picture of him in his Vader in that article.
• 1:19:37
  So I think he is a bit of a car guy.
• 1:19:40
  Um, obviously that's a specialty car.
• 1:19:43
  It's obviously a kit car, but I would be very curious to know
• 1:19:46
  what else is in Shaq's garage.
• 1:19:48
  So kind of cool to know that he is a bit of a petrol head.
• 1:19:50
  Did they say where this.
• 1:19:52
  Show is going to be, I guess, broadcast.
• 1:19:56
  I didn't see it.
• 1:19:57
  I didn't, I don't think I saw a car to network with a K cartoon
• 1:20:01
  channel, cartoon with a K.
• 1:20:03
  So I do not know where that is.
• 1:20:05
  What, what service that is, or, I mean, I'd check it out.
• 1:20:08
  It sounds fun to me.
• 1:20:10
  It does, but let's talk about real fun because we are getting.
• 1:20:14
  dangerously close to Halloween.
• 1:20:15
  Yes, we are.
• 1:20:16
  We are at time of this recording, fast approaching the witching hour,
• 1:20:20
  otherwise known as Halloween, and 2020 has been quite the year so far and
• 1:20:25
  unfortunately I think threatens typical Halloween trick or treating and other
• 1:20:29
  activities all across the country.
• 1:20:32
  Um, and if you recall a few months ago, we reported on a drive through Halloween
• 1:20:36
  experience that was coming to Florida.
• 1:20:46
  And we have one more piece of random news before we close out the...
• 1:20:50
  It's a future Florida Man story.
• 1:20:53
  Yes, this is.
• 1:20:54
  Folks, we are going back to Florida on this one.
• 1:20:58
  I could not pass up this article when I saw the headline.
• 1:21:02
  It's new drive thru Halloween experience coming to Orlando this fall.
• 1:21:07
  And I'm just going to go and quote directly the Orlando Weekly.
• 1:21:12
  At a time when most Halloween events are cancelling on 2020 completely, a group
• 1:21:16
  of Central Florida creatives is hosting a drive thru experience to scare the crap
• 1:21:20
  out of you in the safety of your own car.
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  The, quote, Haunted Road bills itself as Orlando's first
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  immersive, completely contactless drive thru Halloween experience.
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  They plan to tell an original theatrical story through twisted
• 1:21:35
  creatures and, quote, unexpected scares in every drive thru scene.
• 1:21:40
  I love this.
• 1:21:42
  And I am extremely worried about the execution of this.
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  If there's one thing that I loved, or that I love, it's being scared while
• 1:21:54
  behind the wheels of an automobile.
• 1:21:56
  I just love that.
• 1:21:57
  It's just amazing.
• 1:21:58
  I can't wait for the Florida Man stories to come out of this.
• 1:22:02
  I mean, how many, what's the over under on how many people are going
• 1:22:05
  to get killed in crowd control?
• 1:22:07
  It's going to look like that groupie rally documentary that I watched.
• 1:22:11
  And then, some genius, because you're probably going to do this with your
• 1:22:14
  headlights off, is going to have a candle in their car, because they
• 1:22:17
  can't see where the hell they're going.
• 1:22:20
  So it's a win across the board.
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  Stay tuned, folks, for more, more on this story.
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  I can't even imagine.
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  All I know is that when I, I like Haunted Houses and Haunted
• 1:22:29
  Forests and all those things.
• 1:22:30
  Sign me up.
• 1:22:31
  I won't watch a scary movie, but I will walk through a Haunted Forest.
• 1:22:35
  It makes complete sense.
• 1:22:37
  But I will say that I instinctually take off running at the sound of chainsaws.
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  So I do not know what would happen if I'm in my car and I
• 1:22:46
  hear a bunch of chainsaws going.
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  And it's just.
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  Oh, I know what would happen.
• 1:22:49
  It would look like, you ever see those Florida flea markets, where
• 1:22:53
  the guy, like, drives right in there?
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  I mean, I'm sorry.
• 1:22:58
  It's not funny, but it is.
• 1:23:01
  I mean, I, I sincerely hope that it goes off safely and it's a great production.
• 1:23:06
  It could be a lot of fun.
• 1:23:08
  I'm waiting for the YouTube videos on this one.
• 1:23:10
  I am ecstatic.
• 1:23:11
  Well, I, I don't think this is something that I can go to.
• 1:23:14
  Being somebody that has been thrown out of a Six Flags.
• 1:23:17
  for pushing somebody at one of these Halloween events.
• 1:23:21
  Uh, I probably will not be going to this
• 1:23:33
  Oh, yeah, folks, it is here and it's still running through November 7th.
• 1:23:38
  So if you find yourself in or are from Orlando area, the Orlando area.
• 1:23:44
  You know, go check this out.
• 1:23:45
  It seems like it's probably going to be a pretty cool thing.
• 1:23:48
  Um, there's no bad things to report here.
• 1:23:50
  Just reporting on this, you know, um, this activity.
• 1:23:54
  So just want to give a shout out to what seems like a really cool idea.
• 1:23:57
  Wish I could go on something like this.
• 1:23:59
  Um, I love haunted houses and Halloween and all that.
• 1:24:02
  Um, it looks pretty cool.
• 1:24:03
  That's it.
• 1:24:04
  I will say looking back, we did make fun of it a little bit, but.
• 1:24:07
  Putting on our COVID goggles, this drive through trick or treat Halloween
• 1:24:12
  experience makes a lot of sense.
• 1:24:14
  And I will say, tune in to our November drive through for Florida
• 1:24:19
  Man Runs Over Vampire and Werewolf.
• 1:24:24
  I was curious.
• 1:24:25
  I did go on their website, thehauntedroad.
• 1:24:28
  com, and you can, and they list kind of out all their safety features
• 1:24:31
  and this, that, and the other.
• 1:24:32
  And so basically, Um, they've, I think they've thought of that.
• 1:24:36
  So they said that as you're driving the car through this attraction, um, nobody
• 1:24:41
  is going to be interacting with you.
• 1:24:43
  So it's kind of like a point A to B to C to D kind of thing.
• 1:24:45
  And then you kind of drive up to the, the scene or the scenario or whatever.
• 1:24:51
  And then that's where the interaction happens in your car to put your car
• 1:24:53
  in park and this, that, and the other.
• 1:24:55
  And, and while you're moving from one, um, checkpoint or scene to the
• 1:25:00
  next, you, you, the speed limit is five miles an hour and all this stuff.
• 1:25:03
  And all the performers are, are wearing masks and complying with, you know, um,
• 1:25:09
  COVID recommendations and same thing.
• 1:25:11
  If you're in your car and your windows are up.
• 1:25:13
  You're fine.
• 1:25:13
  If you have your windows down, they ask that you do also
• 1:25:15
  please wear masks, etc, etc.
• 1:25:17
  So apparently there's also a, like, super scary experience for.
• 1:25:23
  Um, like certain age group or whatever that costs like way extra.
• 1:25:27
  So I'm not sure what you're getting out of that, but it's,
• 1:25:29
  it's, it's called carjacking.
• 1:25:31
  That's what I know.
• 1:25:33
  It's like an extra 80 bucks or something to go on like the
• 1:25:36
  ultimate experience or something.
• 1:25:38
  I'm like, Whoa, it's to pay the tow truck driver.
• 1:25:41
  So you can get it at a Hawk later.
• 1:25:43
  Yeah.
• 1:25:43
  I don't know.
• 1:25:44
  I want to throw out a challenge to any of our listeners who may be in
• 1:25:47
  that area who decide to go to this.
• 1:25:49
  Please put a GoPro on the top of your car.
• 1:25:51
  We would love to see footage from it.
• 1:25:53
  A hundred percent.
• 1:25:54
  A hundred percent.
• 1:25:55
  Well, folks, it's time to wrap things up.
• 1:25:58
  Our last Florida man on here actually isn't a Florida man, but a Michigan woman
• 1:26:03
  who sets her boyfriend's Jeep on fire.
• 1:26:06
  I'd say Ex-boyfriend.
• 1:26:09
  Yes.
• 1:26:10
  At this point, uh, I, I do believe that would be accurate.
• 1:26:13
  I also think, um, you know that this one could be retitled.
• 1:26:17
  Michigan woman reenacts waiting to exhale an apartment parking lot.
• 1:26:22
  I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
• 1:26:24
  Angela Bassett fan has the waiting to exhale DVD extended cut.
• 1:26:30
  And she's not too big on science.
• 1:26:33
  Uh, you know, thankfully no one was seriously injured.
• 1:26:35
  The boyfriend was not, or the ex boyfriend, was not in
• 1:26:38
  the car, was not in the jeep.
• 1:26:41
  Um, I mean, the arsonist no doubt bumps and bruises and some
• 1:26:44
  burns, um, but nothing that was reported as life threatening.
• 1:26:48
  Did they use a candle?
• 1:26:52
  There's a comments team here.
• 1:26:56
  I mean, if you haven't seen the video, because somebody in, like,
• 1:26:59
  the, uh, another apartment building just videoed the whole thing on their
• 1:27:03
  phone, so it's, it's, it's spectacular.
• 1:27:05
  It's definitely a what did I just watch moment.
• 1:27:08
  It's out there, go look at it.
• 1:27:09
  I mean, she doused the interior of the Jeep with gasoline and then she sticks
• 1:27:15
  a stick lighter Inside to light it, presumably thinking that it's just going
• 1:27:21
  to gently light, maybe like the candle.
• 1:27:24
  That's what the movies show us.
• 1:27:25
  The movies show us the gasoline lights nice and slow and just takes a trail.
• 1:27:30
  Yeah, no, except in reality what happens is all those, the vapors ignite first.
• 1:27:35
  They create a blast that sends you.
• 1:27:39
  Rocketing into the parked, uh, car that's right next to
• 1:27:43
  the Jeep as is what happened.
• 1:27:44
  She slammed into it like WWE.
• 1:27:47
  I mean, it was incredible.
• 1:27:49
  I mean, she quickly picked up all our things and scampered
• 1:27:53
  off as the video showed.
• 1:27:55
  Um, craziness in Michigan.
• 1:28:00
  Florida man, Michigan woman.
• 1:28:01
  There you go.
• 1:28:03
  So speaking of craziness, I think now it's time for us to order
• 1:28:06
  up a side of Golden Nuggets.
• 1:28:08
  What do you guys think?
• 1:28:09
  Anyway, so that was that was fun the hits keep on coming the hits keep
• 1:28:14
  on coming Anyway, oh that is just wow so much florida so much florida
• 1:28:19
  action there The more you know You
• 1:28:38
  There's some idiot in a Volvo, with his bright sun behind me.
• 1:28:43
  I lean out the window and scream, Hey, whatcha tryna do, blind me?
• 1:28:47
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• 1:28:54
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