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OUTRO: A Jizzbot With A Dream · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: for Doggies four to seven every weekday on Radio Hurricane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah Yeah, man, Fellers, get a keazy fellows Man.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you so tired, jos just?
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  Speaker 2: I think just walking around a lot today?
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you get? Because you walked to golf where you
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  Speaker 1: go today?
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  Speaker 2: You went to Newton Gully, you know, Newton Gully.
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  Speaker 3: Maggie Old Newton Gully, Moge Newton Gully to the Golf
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  Speaker 3: Gully and then yeah, well, actually I didn't walk all
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  Speaker 3: the way back because Pugs gave me a left up
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  Speaker 3: to the top of.
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  Speaker 2: K Ride and then walked down and then did another
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  Speaker 2: circuit of the city and then just relaxed for a while,
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  Speaker 2: and then I walked to work again.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get a job, man, I do need
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  Speaker 1: to get a job.
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  Speaker 4: If you had to get a part time job, maybe
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  Speaker 4: we should this should be content.
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  Speaker 1: Well we do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking out for businesses while I'm wandering around to
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  Speaker 2: invest in like a little cubby hole. My wife and
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  Speaker 2: I have this sort of dream of having like a
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  Speaker 2: little cubby hole kind of cross.
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  Speaker 1: Baking joint. Yeah, yeah, well it's a piece of perse.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely get into hospitality. Now's the time we've found there's
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  Speaker 1: heaps of shops available. There's quite a few.
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  Speaker 2: There's there's a great little shopping and the food caught
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  Speaker 2: up our sort of end, and there's big food court
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  Speaker 2: and it's two twenty five to lease a week and
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  Speaker 2: it's just this little unit. Really, what could we sell
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  Speaker 2: them there unit? What could we sell?
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  Speaker 1: You know what you could sell? Yes, you know what?
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  Speaker 4: You could name the store HODJ best in the world,
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  Speaker 4: a number one, and you just make chicken soup just dollar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I could, I could just yeah, I have a
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  Speaker 2: big bowl of chicken soup, a big cauldron, a big
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  Speaker 2: cauldron of it. And you see chicken suit.
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  Speaker 1: And you wear like a witch's hat and you just
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  Speaker 1: stir it and laugh.
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  Speaker 2: But no, because we're thinking more sort of toasties.
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  Speaker 1: No, no one likes that.
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  Speaker 2: Love toasting seventies, man, Come on, I had a toasty
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  Speaker 2: from the white lady the other day.
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  Speaker 1: It was beautiful. What was the name of the cafe
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  Speaker 1: that the white lady worked at? Come on, man, he
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  Speaker 1: only works at.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't know there was a white lady in
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  Speaker 2: Saint Kevin's Arcade. I've never seen it there before the game. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's a restaurant, yesh, So like my dad knows
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  Speaker 4: about it, but I didn't know about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck him? How was your guys days anyway? Not
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  Speaker 1: as good as yours from the sounds of it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking I'm more interested in this little sick shop.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Dilly's that be weird, just dillies and it could
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  Speaker 1: have your face at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, what my face on the end of
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  Speaker 2: the dilly'd be good?
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  Speaker 1: Man, be so good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so tired, helmet you're tired, man, I just ate
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  Speaker 4: fifteen doubles.
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  Speaker 1: You're tired.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to talk about this on the I
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  Speaker 2: have a problem going on.
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  Speaker 1: We've got four losers. My god, what is that ship?
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  Speaker 1: Who made that? His old bogi? I can see so funk.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. We've Pugs has just walked on with what
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  Speaker 1: looks like an astray. It's just a spa bath made
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  Speaker 1: out of an s tray. Maybe we haven't done a
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  Speaker 1: lot of we haven't. We haven't done a lot of
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  Speaker 1: spa bars. Come up with that? Yeah, how good man?
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  Speaker 4: That's fucking sick. Okay, So Pugs is obviously the one
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  Speaker 4: with the yellow hat. Is you've got the yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not heaving the saggy buzzies. He's got one really big,
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  Speaker 4: big pink nipple. Yeah, hello, a bit of a fun
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  Speaker 4: that actually looks like you, that does It.
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  Speaker 2: Is a very good rendition of it looks like me
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  Speaker 2: and Kezy with this little mistake.
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  Speaker 1: It is so funny. And obviously anyway, look at you, busy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not happy, ridiculous. That's fucking great. That's good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to keep that.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually very good imagining by them, because of course
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  Speaker 2: I've never been in.
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  Speaker 1: The spar and what he got on his pugs got
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  Speaker 1: on his cheery, there's something going on there.
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  Speaker 4: And what's their hat? Oh it's a Japanese hair. Is
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  Speaker 4: that what it's supposed to be because your pugs aren't
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  Speaker 4: of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it looks like it's racist. It's very racist.
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  Speaker 4: And who made it so Matt shout out to Matt.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks Matt, nice man. That would have been great for
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  Speaker 4: everyone listening. You loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think old sounds. Going to post it
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  Speaker 2: on the Insta.
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  Speaker 1: It's worth it. Make sure you can you not take it,
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  Speaker 1: just off my buzzies. That no pugs the whole.
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  Speaker 4: Lucky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show Podcast. Now I'm tired. Yeah, I blame them.
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  Speaker 2: I was really tired at the start of yesterday's show
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  Speaker 2: and I felt great at the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it can happen, So yeah, I think so hard
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  Speaker 1: on the tools again man?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but how was your days? He eating dumplings again?
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  Speaker 1: Dumplings by my work, haven't you? Keysy? Is it what
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  Speaker 1: you're in?
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  Speaker 4: And when I walk back from your work to this
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  Speaker 4: place after doing my gaming podcastg Extreme ac Causual Gamers
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  Speaker 4: Podcast under that actually Jason kind of won, we won
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  Speaker 4: best Entertainment Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't need to go in the whole country. Man.
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  Speaker 2: So did I not congratulate you on that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I sent that's awesome. I sent you a little message.
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  Speaker 1: You were taking the pest that Why would I tell?
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  Speaker 1: Because you always I love extra cool game. I think
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  Speaker 1: you should have called them for that, but I was in.
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  Speaker 2: A meeting when I noticed it unlikely, so I had
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  Speaker 2: to just a message it.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, So between walking from leaving the podcast and
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  Speaker 4: walking to here, there is a big food caught called
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  Speaker 4: Commercial Band with all these different options. And I walked
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  Speaker 4: around the whole thing today and looked for different meals,
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  Speaker 4: and I still got the fucking same thing I always
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  Speaker 4: get because it's so delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know what you're getting. I was going to
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  Speaker 1: go there the other night because I had to go
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  Speaker 1: from here and I had to go into work after
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  Speaker 1: be oh that night before, I think night before, because
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  Speaker 1: he said the office was a mess. Anyway, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'll stop off and get some dumplings for Murgie
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  Speaker 1: for dinner. But then I remember I had bagels and
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  Speaker 1: eggs in the office, so I didn't know. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: not to just go around just spending money. You know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's got so much of it, that's true, because you've
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  Speaker 1: got your.
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  Speaker 2: I did actually wonder that you buy them so often
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  Speaker 2: that you've got you must have heaps of cash. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you give me shit about having heaps of cash, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm not buying fifteen dumplings every day.
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  Speaker 4: Was because while I'm walking around the city looking for doublings,
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  Speaker 4: you're walking around the city looking for investment opportunities.
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  Speaker 1: You just said two hundred and fifty backs a week.
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  Speaker 1: You can make that back, Jason, This is what I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking though. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I'm thinking, both my wife and I.
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  Speaker 2: But it's one of those places that's kind of a
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  Speaker 2: little bit out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know that you've got the foot traffic.
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  Speaker 1: It's the problem. It's the foot traffic would worry about.
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  Speaker 1: People will travel for a good toasty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, for a toasting. See, I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: the food court you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: It's right up you know where the classic comedy and barers. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it's directly across the diagonally across the road.
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  Speaker 1: By that Korean place. Yeah another one. Yes, no it's not.
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  Speaker 1: But then my wife and I were right.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of apartments around here, so maybe that have
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  Speaker 2: you know, a lot of student apartments.
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  Speaker 4: You know, students can't make in their own apartments toasted sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. You need to be around officers for that
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  Speaker 1: because your hours would be baggered. Yeah, students are all
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  Speaker 1: at school, they're not in there. Yeah, although there is
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  Speaker 1: a university just around the corner.
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  Speaker 2: But also, I mean it couldn't be a food thing,
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  Speaker 2: it would. It needs it needs.
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  Speaker 1: We've just been talking about it for ten minutes. I
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  Speaker 1: thought you said so. I thought, no, well, that's our dream.
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  Speaker 1: But it needs to be like like Pokemon cards.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what card something like that, that kind of that's
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  Speaker 2: you know, or posters or.
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  Speaker 1: Some busies nudes.
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  Speaker 4: So you're going to buy a shop and then stock
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  Speaker 4: it with something you know nothing about. In fact, I
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  Speaker 4: don't even know if you heard the sentence Pokemon card
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  Speaker 4: until I said it yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: You should just get there one that they go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: wait for it. Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it could be like, you know, porn magazines.
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  Speaker 1: I think so that'd be.
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  Speaker 4: Good because that's not something people can just get for
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  Speaker 4: free straight away easily on the internet.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll give joy saying to do well. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he waits for the business to go under.
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  Speaker 4: So every time he hands all the monthly transactions to
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  Speaker 4: his accountant, and that's like, why are you the number one?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what people wouldn't be. They wouldn't mind
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of stick mag action.
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  Speaker 2: Your pantels. You may fear your hustler.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think hustler. They're a bit hardcore. It
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  Speaker 1: took all the joy out. I thought, yes, I like it.
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  Speaker 4: I like the ones where they're just sort of standing provocatively.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like the ones where it's like they say
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  Speaker 4: they we're in a construction helmet. They're wearing a tool
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  Speaker 4: belt but nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: That is that what you like? Kesy is it? And
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  Speaker 1: then like a slichhammer over the shoulder, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: the mean business, but they're only really, yeah, you can't
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  Speaker 1: really do any kind of building when you got your
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  Speaker 1: busies out, you could, you probably could. Who am I
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  Speaker 1: to say you can't? But oh yeah, I prefer that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stick mag or the should say to be
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  Speaker 1: you know, all their penises out, ah, because you know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all of them. But like, oh my god, why
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  Speaker 4: don't you sell toasties and stick mag.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if, Jason, if it was you
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  Speaker 1: selling them, yes, and you promoted it in that way,
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  Speaker 1: you would make a fucking fortunate the amount of twenty
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  Speaker 1: three year old that you would have. And the trick
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  Speaker 1: here is, of course, is what you do is that
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  Speaker 1: you in the same way that you would wrap fish
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  Speaker 1: and chips in a newspaper, if you wrap the toasted
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  Speaker 1: sandwiches in a in a centerfold a stick mag page.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what there's only one. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 1: it would go off. I just would be funny.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't know that my wife would be into it, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. Well, I think it doesn't be
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  Speaker 1: married for long enough. Yeah, you got loose period of
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  Speaker 1: time to get rid of it on your anniversary. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you imagine this. You haven't a sketch, just one
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  Speaker 1: little fellow with a dream.
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  Speaker 2: We we had to shock an anniversary too.
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  Speaker 1: Neither of us did anything on the show. Please, that's
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  Speaker 1: the role that you guys. Never do that. No, well
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  Speaker 1: my wife does.
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  Speaker 2: She was a bit ashamed of this out and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, it's all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, darling.
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  Speaker 4: But if you say fine, I want to end things
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  Speaker 4: because I am a go getter and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 4: chase the dream and you're holding me back.
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  Speaker 1: What's the dream?
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  Speaker 4: And you say A toasted sandwich and porno.
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  Speaker 1: But it's good, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Good a yeah, ickon scrat toast seasons stick mags?
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  Speaker 1: What about what about this? It's a glory hole and
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  Speaker 1: you you stand up at sort of like a breakfast
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  Speaker 1: bad thing, and you're there, jays yes, And I go
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  Speaker 1: in there and I get the sandwich like and eat
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  Speaker 1: my toasted sandwich at the same time as I'm using
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  Speaker 1: the glory hole, and Haughty j is just he is
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  Speaker 1: as busy as a fucking beaver. He's making he's making sandwiches,
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  Speaker 1: and he's jacking off the puntersade.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you could just be that I'm selling toasties
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  Speaker 2: and people can peru stick mags while they're eating them.
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  Speaker 1: They can be on the bar. Yeah, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: wrapping them up anyway, It's got to be part of
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  Speaker 1: That's got to be it. Honestly though, it would make
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  Speaker 1: it killing, it would would it. The funny thing is
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  Speaker 1: that it would like people would turn up for that.
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  Speaker 1: You think about our fans.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but after they've gone to see hood and get
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  Speaker 4: a toasted sandwich of stick Man.
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  Speaker 1: As long as now this is the thing. The novelty
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  Speaker 1: gets people through the door the first time, but the
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  Speaker 1: quality of the toasted sandwich and stick mags will keep
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  Speaker 1: them coming back.
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  Speaker 4: You're seeing going to need that construction helmet, sledge hammer, busy.
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  Speaker 2: All of all of the stick mags will be in
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  Speaker 2: plastic sheaths. You know, they'll be in mint convention.
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  Speaker 1: You just wipe them down.
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  Speaker 4: This is a big show, four or seven weekdays already
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  Speaker 4: a Hodaki