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Whackhead Prank: A water bill gone wrong · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead, simthing
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  Speaker 2: ex exclusive to k f M Mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. We are going to the bluff
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  Speaker 3: in Durban. That's where Ilabella enters the conversation. Alabella. Ilabella
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  Speaker 3: sends me an email. That's that's her name.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, what a beautiful name.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like like an animated character.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, half a naded Solabella says, my boyfriend has got
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  Speaker 3: this water ball with the Eegueni municipality. So he lives
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  Speaker 3: on the bluff in Durban and he's got a this
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  Speaker 3: is where the first book starts. He's got a pawn brokerage.
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  Speaker 1: What second hand? He a double.
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  Speaker 4: We had to clarify, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're right, it's a bit ambiguous. The term, isn't
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  Speaker 3: it p A w n born brokers?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So, and then with his house there's a thirty thousand
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  Speaker 3: rand water ball that he can't get sorted. There was
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  Speaker 3: obviously there was a burst parpe and what what what?
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  Speaker 1: So who's to blame? What side of the property is
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  Speaker 1: it on?
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  Speaker 3: So it's been a bit of a thing with the
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  Speaker 3: aig Stressful municipality. So I'm going to go into that.
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  Speaker 3: But the one thing that she didn't tell me, So
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  Speaker 3: when she sent me the email, which was all of
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  Speaker 3: four weeks ago, she said, my boyfriend Mark Bernini, Ellabella
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  Speaker 3: and Mark Bernini. So she said, my boyfriend stop it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I love it. No, I did a Facebook I did
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  Speaker 3: a Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Deep dive and all that, Kim Possible and Pepper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and let me.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you the first Makini b O I n R
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  Speaker 3: that comes up on Google, it's not him.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very bad story about it in the UK.
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  Speaker 1: That's not him. This is Mark Bernini Urban. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So so she doesn't tell me that they have since
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  Speaker 3: broken up. Shame like when I'm phoning, got your Mia,
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  Speaker 3: got your email, You're gonna we're gonna do this on
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  Speaker 3: mak Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, she didn't tell me that
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  Speaker 3: they had broken up.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, what can happen in four weeks?
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  Speaker 3: Then? Yes, And it's important that you know that because
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  Speaker 3: you'll see how the story unfolds. And then it's it's
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  Speaker 3: important that you know that she also blocked him.
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  Speaker 1: And did not disclose this.
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  Speaker 5: To me.
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  Speaker 4: Before you stepped into the fire with the Bellerini.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like one of those brain rods. Yes, schill Camperini.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe this is brain rot actually, Okay, what level that
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  Speaker 3: we had lucked here about? So you got all those details.
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  Speaker 3: Let me go in and and and stay with me
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  Speaker 3: right to the end.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're investing, okay, right right.
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  Speaker 3: Right to the end, because the after is the prank
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  Speaker 3: reveal is longer than the actual prank.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, and because there's lots to unpacks.
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  Speaker 3: And the prank is a fair chunk as well.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go, Here we go. I will keep
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  Speaker 1: you in the loop.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make any contact with him. Hello, I'm looking for
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  Speaker 3: mister Bonini, please, So I'm calling you from municipality. I'm
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  Speaker 3: finding about what's the bluff road the water bill? So
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  Speaker 3: it's still outstanding by quite a sum of money.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't understand that because the things are full amount.
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  Speaker 1: When did you pay, sir?
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  Speaker 2: But or four weeks ago and it was fifty thousand
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  Speaker 2: men and then then it went back to normal, and
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  Speaker 2: I fight I fight it no, but I fy uh
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  Speaker 2: any of the services, sir.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, you don't sound too sure about the
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  Speaker 3: facts here, Okay, what would you.
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  Speaker 6: Like from you?
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  Speaker 5: Sir?
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  Speaker 2: You get the preef for you and send it to
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  Speaker 2: your fight, send your WhatsApp and I can do that
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  Speaker 2: for you quickly.
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  Speaker 3: So to be honest, the bill now is sitting at
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  Speaker 3: thirty four thousands.
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  Speaker 2: Come then tell me what you need. I'll send you
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  Speaker 2: the information that you need.
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  Speaker 5: Sir.
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  Speaker 6: What is your email?
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  Speaker 2: And Jason, I'll send you the preef of payments. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: what don't you understand?
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  Speaker 3: What I need is what you need is a payment, sir.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I need.
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  Speaker 2: What must be made, sir, That's what I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: I want to show you the proof. Okay, send me
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  Speaker 2: an email, buddy. Where can I send it to you?
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  Speaker 2: To prove it to you?
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm telling you is it's now for August.
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  Speaker 2: But.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to go tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: We come and we cut the water set because you
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  Speaker 3: have failed to make it.
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  Speaker 1: And this is wasting water.
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  Speaker 3: Who has a bill of this amount and doesn't pay?
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  Speaker 1: Are you selling water? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I whatever? Sure, the thing is that the bull happened
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  Speaker 2: in March. That is when the riccup happened. Somebody must
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  Speaker 2: have lifted chep on. Then after that whole rector fond
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  Speaker 2: and I paid the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Sure is your email address?
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  Speaker 2: Person?
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  Speaker 6: Our approve.
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  Speaker 3: It is your email address, Mark Bornini at RB pawn
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  Speaker 3: Broker's Markets dot com.
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  Speaker 1: So you in the porn industry, you expect me to
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  Speaker 1: trust you.
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  Speaker 6: You know you're just fighting the US.
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  Speaker 1: No wait, we'll cut your water. Don't think you can.
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  Speaker 7: Why are you finding me? Are the number the things
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  Speaker 7: if you need to need the number? The numbers you
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  Speaker 7: find to get the information? Is this holy one to
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  Speaker 7: double one?
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  Speaker 4: Two?
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  Speaker 5: What? Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: What numbers?
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  Speaker 3: This?
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  Speaker 1: What numbers this?
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  Speaker 2: That's the number you need to to get the information.
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  Speaker 5: That you need.
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  Speaker 3: Man, hold on, listen, I'm finishing work at five o'clock today.
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  Speaker 3: At five o'clock, I decide where I'm going to cut
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  Speaker 3: your water.
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  Speaker 6: But why do you.
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  Speaker 1: Know number?
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  Speaker 5: Why? No number?
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling from Eteguay Municipality switchboard. Porn start listen to me?
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  Speaker 2: Where can I say you?
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  Speaker 1: Can you listen to me? Can you listen to me? Listen, poster,
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you the Numbersippe listen.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, I'll just told you listen.
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  Speaker 6: Don't find me again. I want to listen to you.
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  Speaker 1: Pornster, Hey, pornster, listen to me. Listen to me, porn
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  Speaker 1: star man. Hello, Hello, sir, it's me again.
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  Speaker 6: Final okay, finally speaks in a tsha. Okay, she got
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  Speaker 6: all the information you need and that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you making me do your work for you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing your work you're.
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  Speaker 6: Doing You're not doing my work for me.
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  Speaker 1: Listen your man, I don't take commands from you.
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  Speaker 6: Every what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, don't just talk to me like that?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 6: Listen, you speak nice when it talk.
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  Speaker 4: I pay your salary, said, because I played by my
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  Speaker 4: text says, so you talk to me nice.
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  Speaker 6: I don't talk to me send an email?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, oh me, listen, I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't know what I'm not listening.
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  Speaker 1: No more. So are you? Are you? Are you a
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  Speaker 1: porn star?
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  Speaker 6: Listen here? What jesus are you a porn star?
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  Speaker 1: It says you you got the porn brokers?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so what does that have to do anything?
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  Speaker 1: Because you talk like you're swinging eight inches that's why.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, definitely not my friend.
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  Speaker 5: I've got an old man of the cheeser.
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  Speaker 6: So no, I'm not a porn star. Okay, please bro, no,
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  Speaker 6: please lid in your life.
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  Speaker 1: I want to help you.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't your job, okay, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: have to send the team.
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  Speaker 1: Mark yeah, jesus, it's Simpson.
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  Speaker 5: Brother.
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  Speaker 4: You're jogging and then I flog you by the Then
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  Speaker 4: I tell you you said you working?
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  Speaker 5: Simpsons? Are you to know? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: It's work? Simpson?
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  Speaker 5: Lah? Mom working something? Find me? What hel Are you serious? Brother?
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious? Porn starts me? Bro?
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  Speaker 5: Who told you to phone me?
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  Speaker 1: Bro Ilabella?
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  Speaker 5: What shapes me? Oh no, I don't know, I think
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  Speaker 5: so why mom?
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  Speaker 1: W let's find Illabella?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, fine, I came fine his phone.
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  Speaker 6: Work it Simpson?
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  Speaker 8: Hello, I'm sen wait wacked.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're drinking.
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  Speaker 5: I work something? By today work I was saying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying to I'm saying I've got my priend of
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  Speaker 4: mine in the corner. I'm like, what the person about
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  Speaker 4: a fight?
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  Speaker 5: You know? I don't want me do?
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  Speaker 4: I want to take my details and get fine at
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  Speaker 4: the information? Like, why must I do your work for you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, mad.
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  Speaker 5: Working? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I told me?
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  Speaker 5: What's what?
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  Speaker 1: Stay to tell me? What is a play your girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: Or what's the story?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, let's sen Brittie. Now, joh, get on the line.
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  Speaker 5: I want to talk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, let me get on the phone.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, come coming.
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  Speaker 1: Connecting another?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, let me call her, Yeah, hold on,
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  Speaker 3: and she went on to mackol already.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had to add a bit of a barnie?
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  Speaker 5: No? No, no, you trying to frank me? Oh no no,
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  Speaker 5: maybe she wants to make up?
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  Speaker 1: Are you too? Like over?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, listen, man, what are you on? Over? Man? Creation
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  Speaker 5: to get her on the line. I'm not someone start
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  Speaker 5: training again?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, give me, hold hold on, let me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, I got a number, I got a number
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  Speaker 1: or whatever? Mann? No, got it? All right? Ella? Hello, Ella,
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  Speaker 1: guess who I got on the line? Yea, yes, I
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  Speaker 1: got my.
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  Speaker 5: Wrecked motorn star. Joking? Are you singing? Did you fight records?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I can't winch your guys. He's just gonna loving.
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  Speaker 6: What do you think that for something?
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  Speaker 5: It was?
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  Speaker 6: I wrote him a while ago.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about it.
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  Speaker 6: I know you're a fan of Darren, so yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: thought it would be nice.
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  Speaker 4: Frank, I'm joking on you. I want to come and
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  Speaker 4: see you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, listen, I'm in Cape town. I get on you
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  Speaker 3: keep find me Ela. You are also I'm I'm originally
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  Speaker 3: a Durbon boy.
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  Speaker 6: It's a big safe to be.
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  Speaker 4: Can you listen? Stopping me on my girlfriend just stopping
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  Speaker 4: un blocked me.
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  Speaker 3: Ella, Allabella, what are you wearing?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to move to Cape Town? Ella? I
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  Speaker 1: can get you out of the bluff.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you ticket, You're cheeky. Listen, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 4: If they don't block your I can. And I give
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  Speaker 4: you a little piece of my mom about this man.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks face.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, I don't believe that she needs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the one you were laughing to.
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  Speaker 5: No kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Is he always likes is he always like this?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 5: I enjoyed my life.
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  Speaker 3: So you haven't had some durban poison or clapped a
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  Speaker 3: few brandies?
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  Speaker 8: This is you? Yeah, it's okay, thank you, Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Ella, I'm blocking.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to now.
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  Speaker 1: She blocked you, right.
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  Speaker 5: Let's just got away from her.
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  Speaker 1: So this is a little relationship fix up here.
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: A little.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad to be the one that that that
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  Speaker 3: fixed it.
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  Speaker 5: So okay, all right, Mary.
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  Speaker 6: Love.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure that sounds a bit different to the original. Well,
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  Speaker 3: that's actually a brand new version. Remember Clay Aiken adults
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  Speaker 3: to Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Studdard.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he's come out of the woodwork and he's done
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  Speaker 3: a remake of Kurrier.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back Clay, Yeah, I like it. I really loved
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  Speaker 1: his voice even back then.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was amazing still is okay, So we got
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  Speaker 3: quite a ton of messages.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, people are so unserious, Darren, thanks so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: So unserious you see, because I'll tell you what. Cape
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  Speaker 3: Town always had the beauty. Yes, Joeberg always had the money, Durban.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't really have any acclaim to anything. We just
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  Speaker 3: got on with it and we loved laugh and we
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  Speaker 3: enjoyed laughing. Where he comes from in the Bluff, such
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  Speaker 3: a beautiful part of them, and Art Matthews is from
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  Speaker 3: the Bluff, just ginger.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they are. They are good vibes, only love
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  Speaker 1: it and so.
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  Speaker 3: So chilled, so relaxed, like yeah, anything's good man. I
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  Speaker 3: remember phoning Art Matthews once he was on tour a
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  Speaker 3: phone from the airport. I said, listen, you're guitar. This
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  Speaker 3: is guitar that he had a name for, marcra Listen,
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  Speaker 3: guitar broken in luggage.
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  Speaker 1: Hold is that.
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  Speaker 5: Brew?
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, it's slugging another one. It's fun.
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  Speaker 5: Oh this is you trying to prank him?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it didn't work. That is the bluff. No reaction,
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  Speaker 3: just that is Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I'm from Durbin, Darin, and that's definitely Durbin Poison. That
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  Speaker 1: is definitely Debin Poison.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, guy, what I pregment? That guns sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: You're Darren water Legen. That is my kind of pride.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Mark unavailable?
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  Speaker 1: If Ella isn't give me some of that combine? Is
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  Speaker 1: that him?
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  Speaker 4: Or was he on the the Electric Literacy?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think so that's that's him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think the anti mind.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, I don't have whatever he's about.
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  Speaker 3: So some ladies are thirsty, Mark, So if Ella doesn't,
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  Speaker 3: if Ella blocks you again.
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  Speaker 8: He sounds very in love with Ella, but at least
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  Speaker 8: not he's not ready to move on.
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  Speaker 2: I think she might.
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  Speaker 1: She might be, as I think that chapter is close.
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  Speaker 3: Therefore them Mark, you are gentle of twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 3: So far, my friends, you were amazing