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S1 Ep28: Dating After Fifty/ Wisdom, Wit & Romance 🤣 · Funny Comedy | Laugh Out Loud

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: So I married an older divorced woman, which is great.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_02: They make the best wives, so if a young guy finds herself an older divorced lady.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: Because they all tend to bring to the marriage a house, actually, is what they bring.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's a nice one, too.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_02: I sent her first husband a thank you card.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: I was pretty thrilled with that.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: That kitchen remodel is awesome, dude.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: Joe's makes up these weird games too.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know where she comes up with them, but like out of nowhere, once over lunch, she goes, I think we should each pick a fantasy lover.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if we ever meet them, we get to sleep with them and it's not cheating.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: She chose Antonio Banderas.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: I chose our neighbor.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of a guy move.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Shoot for the moon, honey.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm taking the guaranteed real estate right over here.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: How's Antonio?
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: You haven't met him yet?
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, when you do, I'll be next door.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: She's a vegetarian, too.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Anybody here?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: Vegetarian?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: You are?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: How long?
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: She's so quiet she could barely talk.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm about 20.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: I feel weak.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: I need I need a Pepsi.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: Twenty years, that's good.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: Moral reasons, or yeah.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Or just some people don't like to see cute things die.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: Moral.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: She does it for moral.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a vegetarian.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: I think no matter what you eat, you gotta kill.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: You just kill stuff that can't run away.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, what the.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: What chance does lettuce have?
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little head on the soil.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_02: Hey man.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_03: Ouch!
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: Carrots don't even see it coming.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: At least cows have an option.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_03: Let's move, let's get up, let's go!
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: She does eat seafood, not hamburgers, that's bad, but oyster burgers and clam fritters are fine, which I know a fancy name for with bread is all that is.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: We took our honeymoon to Wyoming.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: Which, I know, kind of a bad place to go if you're a vegetarian, that's all I was interested in.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_02: Beef is a religion there.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_02: You get you go to Catholic Mass, you don't get a wafer, you get a cube steak, is what you get.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: The body of Christ.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm serious.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: There's a sign on the border said, Welcome to Wyoming, eat beef.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: Some rancher had it.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: Cows grazing all around it.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: Wonder what that sign says.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: Any other state, we'd have been fine, you know.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Idaho, eat potatoes.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Wisconsin, eat cheese.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to New York, eat this.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Oregon, the Beaver State.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: So what we're talking about.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_02: Hello, it is.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of explains that Oregon trail movement in the 1840s, doesn't it?
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: Got a secret?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: Tell you when we get there.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_03: Woo!
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_02: Also explains why all the Mormons stopped in Utah.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: You have eight wives.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: You go on ahead, I'm not that hungry.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: We'll stay over here.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: We don't have to have to go hiking.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: Found out that we hiked for totally different reasons, which I think is a gender thing.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: She'd get to the top of the mountain and take a picture every time.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's like so gorgeous.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: And I didn't care what the view was.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: Every time I hit the peak, my first instinct take a pee.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's a every guy in this room has peed from a high place.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_02: You can't deny that.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because it makes you feel so big, doesn't it?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's like my pee falls 3,000 feet before it hits the ground.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Eagles fly beneath my pee.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm laser man.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: Burning through the earth.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: Give me some coarse light, I'll cut this tree down.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: And men, we're very focused, peeing, in the woods.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't worry about peeing on that rock right there that's my rock.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: I own it.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: I moved it.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm excavating.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, check it out a beetle.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: Run you, little bastard broad.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: Women, totally different.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever seen women tinkle in the woods?
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: You always have this far away look.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: What are you all thinking about it?
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_02: I would love to know.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh damn it, shoot.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: I know it's dangerous for women too, because you're down there and you get one of those little tinkle shivers.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's gross.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_02: Not the real outdoorsy types, though.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_02: There's REI mountain babes, they got their own technique.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's like some toilet paper, Sandy?
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'll just walk through these little bushes right over here.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe straddle this mossy log.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: I've got it all taken care of.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to get into how I know any of this, by the way.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of that is another story.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: If I could have changed one thing, though, before we got married, I and I recommend this to other couples.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: I before you get married, have the woman sleep with another woman.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, for me it's far more practical.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: I just figure that way she'll understand how difficult it can sometimes be to physically satisfy another woman.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_02: She'll cut you some slack when you're not doing the job right.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_02: Because women have it easy.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_02: Sleeping with men is the easiest job on the planet, that.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_02: Really, who can't figure out how a guy works?
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_02: We're wired like Fisher Price children's toys.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_02: You know, one lever the man goes.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: The very first try.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I wonder how this works.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, okay, I guess that's how.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_02: Women are all wired like Boeing 747s.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: Walk on board, there's a million buttons.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_02: Only one of them turns the plane on.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes you find the button, everything works, come back the next day.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_02: Same airplane.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_02: The button has moved or something.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: I've learned when you're married, sometimes you gotta press it a week before you want to fly.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell?
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: But this is why older women are great, because older women have a user's manual, alright?
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: They do.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: And if you're doing it wrong, they read it to you.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: Right there on the spot.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_02: My wife's in her late 40s.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: She's like a general in the army half the time.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, listen up, soldier.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_02: Today we're gonna start here in the mountains.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_02: Do some recon.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_02: Take your time.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's very important.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: Now, when you're ready, I want you to slip down between those mountains, head south across the flat plain, stretching out ahead.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully it's flat.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: If it's not, cross anyway, goddammit.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's the battle in the bulge.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_02: We'll get to that later.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: Now, do some recon in Hunterland, circle around, secure the west side.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: Now, at this point, go back to headquarters.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: Let them know you care.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: You cut off communication with headquarters, you're in trouble, I'll tell you that right now.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: You'll be in this battle all alone.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, you know, guys, we're not perfect either.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, our wiring, sometimes when a guy's having sex, what he thinks he's doing and what's actually happening are two pretty different things.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_02: And it's not our fault.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: Because we have a billion nerves in our body, all but about eight of them right there.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_02: Any guy will tell you, it amplifies the experience.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_02: Your brain thinks you're going.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_02: My mind's like a Star Wars adventure.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: Who's your father, Luke?
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm your father.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Just not let him.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: When I was a kid, I was in a band.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, I was in band.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_00: There is good news about a minivan, though.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_00: You never get pulled over in a minivan.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_00: You could be doing Mach 5, Wheelies, donuts.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_00: You can have a hooker strapped to your hood smoking crack.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: The cops will go, eh, let him go.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_00: He suffered enough for God's sake.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_00: What's a ticket gonna do to him?
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_00: He's driving an Aero Star.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_00: So I was newly single.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm there, oh, I'm single again, man.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I realized, you know, I'm not in shape anymore.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_00: I got a gut and man titties.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_00: There's not a lot of girls going, I'm looking for an A-cup.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: You see one around here?
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_00: I swear God has a sense of humor.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: See the law of attraction, what you asked the universe for comes back.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_00: Ask God for tits.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: He gave me my own.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_00: That's not right.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_00: I got the man boobs and a belly.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I always have my shirt untucked.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: If I tuck it in sideways, I'm a capital B.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's attractive.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: When I'm single, who am I supposed to meet?
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: You know, if they're young girls, I'm all paternal, they have tank tops, I'm going, she should have a sweater on.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_00: And if they're my age, they don't want me anymore.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: They want younger guys, right?
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's the new thing.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, older women go for younger men.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_00: What do they call them?
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_00: Cougars.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_00: Older women go for younger men.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: For me to have a cougar one me, I have to be Betty White.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's all popular now.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: They have cougar conventions.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: There's a show on ABC called Cougar Town.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: The male equivalent of that on TV is to catch a predator.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want a guest star on that show.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: Who am I supposed to meet, though?
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_00: I go out at night, I'm rolling up on my minivan, I get out in my Costco clothing.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_00: Ready to dance my old dances.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, they're gonna play some wham?
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: YouTube that.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: This girl's backing up.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: I think you bowl with my dad.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_00: Felt terrible, man.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to feel like that.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_00: My friend says, You need to go somewhere your self-esteem is up, where you feel good.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_00: You know where he took me?
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_00: A gay bar.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm hot in a gay bar.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, check me out.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: I had a guy come up to me and goes, I know.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's a burden sometimes.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: You girls laughing at.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: Young girls, nothing wrong with older men.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: Up all night watching the History Channel.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: There's advantages to older men, baby.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: Shaky signatures, easy to forge.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: Checking out that belly.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_00: When I'm naked, I look like a Capital Q.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_04: When you was young, you look for a woman, all that bullshit, titties, ass and everything.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_04: Nah, when you get in your 40s and 50s, you need to find you a caregiver.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_04: You need somebody to help your ass.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_04: Side chicks are terrible caregivers.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_04: They don't read prescriptions right or nothing.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_04: They don't respect your dietary restrictions.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_04: Coming home with chicken fingers.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_04: Bitch, you know I got high blood pressure.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: You're supposed to bring some spinach in this motherfucker.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_04: Some celery coming in here with these hot wings for Popeye.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_04: And you wanna know why I got a headache and my dick don't get hard.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_04: You ain't got a good woman in your life.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_04: You better look at one of your kids, that don't fuck gonna be your caregiver.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_04: I got three kids, nigga.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_04: I only trust one of them.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_04: If I was in the nursing home and one of my daughters came to pick me up, and I look at them and say, Your daughter here to get them.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, mm-mm, take me back upstairs.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_04: Let me use your phone.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'll find somebody else to pick me up.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_04: Just put me at the bus stop.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'll catch a ride before I arrive at them hoes.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_04: That motherfucker right there beat me.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_04: Just put me in front of the TV and won't clean me for four days.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_04: Flies be all on me, I be shitting on myself.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_04: She be snopping.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_04: You never loved me.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_04: I did once you made it.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_04: Once you made it, you was my child.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_04: Jada Pika just doing Will wrong.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_04: I'm telling the fresh French nigga, get upset.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_04: She had the entanglement, had a young nigga over there fucking her in the house.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_04: Got wheel on here taking all kinds of chances.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_04: Seen a nigga on the moon taking pictures.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_04: I said, get your ass off of that motherfucker.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_04: Over China and On the Thailand, underwater in caves.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_04: I said, this nigga trying to die legally.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_04: What's wrong?
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_04: These niggas make motherfuckers with money look bad.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_04: You get that kind of money.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_04: You don't supposed to have you 99 pri you ain't supposed to your woman ain't supposed to be one.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_04: You got money.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck that, nigga.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_04: You that nigga got to have like at least about two, three hundred million.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_04: You got that motherfucker, they talk about sex was terrible with the freshman.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_04: I love Tupac.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_04: Love a nigga that ain't even him no more.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know, is it worse him or goddamn Kanye?
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_04: Crying for Kim, bring me back, please need.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_04: First of all, nigga, you married the world.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_04: No, we have a rule in DC.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_04: You never marry the world.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_04: It's the kitty, nigga.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_04: That's for everybody.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_04: You don't supposed to keep the kitty for yourself.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_04: It's the world.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_04: Now you out here crying for and shit.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_04: She's single now, motherfucker.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_04: Trying to be a lawyer.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna have to hook up with her.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_04: Get that heat on me.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_04: These ain't jokes.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_04: I don't fuck with white women.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not the prejudice, I just my preference.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_04: I gotta be with a black woman.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_04: Don't clap for that shit.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_04: I would like to have a diverse portfolio.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_06: I got I got homeboys that don't date women with kids, which I don't understand.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_06: Because it changed my life.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_06: I never thought I could have such a deep love for this child support check.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_06: Every other Thursday, me and Stepman wait outside by the mailbox.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_06: I got this new number I do with my hand for the mail lady.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_06: I go.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_06: She hands me the check.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_06: Because that's how Stepman and I bond, we buy stuff with the child support check, you know?
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_06: It's not a lot of money, but we get to spend time together, you know.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_06: My close homeboys, they don't even know, they just know the stuff.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_06: They're like, dude, where you get them pants?
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_06: I'll be like, my baby daddy.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_06: You need to get you one play, boy.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_06: This could be you.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_06: And I get it, if you're here tonight and you pay child support, this shit ain't funny to you right now.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_06: I'm up here bragging.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_06: But it comes with a backstory, alright?
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_06: My daddy left in the sixth grade.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_06: My little brother and I, we never received child support, and now I get it every other Thursday.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_06: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_06: Money, do it! My wife, she thinks I got something going on with the male lady.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_06: I'm like, that's strictly business.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_06: Every time the male lady shows up, I look your little friend again.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_06: Like, ain't nobody trying to do it to the male lady.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_06: I would never cheat with someone who knows my address.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_06: Yo, I respect the people that confess.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yo, that's real.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_06: That confess when they cheating, that's real.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_06: You ever see these people that's something heavy on my heart?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_06: Yo, it's time for me to remove this weight.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_05: Like.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_06: For real?
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_06: Wow, that's impressive.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_06: That's crazy, because if I ever cheated, I'm taking that shit to afterlife.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna be in line at the Burley gates in order to enter the gates, you must tell us who I was the bitch.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_06: That must be some other black dude that looks like a microphone.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_06: Baby daddy, he hates me.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_06: I think he heard the material.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_06: Hey man, you know, baby daddy called our house asking what we doing with the money.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_05: I answered the phone, what do you mean?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_05: What we doing with the money?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_05: What we doing with the money?
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_05: Like, call my house.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_06: I love baby daddy though.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_06: I always call him to encourage you.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I know it gets tough out there, but don't quit working.