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44 - S2Ep19: A Long Day’s Journey In To Marinara · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Tell us about your thoughts on Alison Janney.
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  Speaker 2: She is fucking amazing her.
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  Speaker 3: Everything she does is delightful, but my freaking favorite, and
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a bit partial to Aaron as well.
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  Speaker 2: Is her character on Drop Dead Gorgeous.
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  Speaker 4: You hear me Loretta?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, her is Loretta. Oh it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: She's so great.
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  Speaker 3: And if I could catch this in my mouth so
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  Speaker 3: I could meet her, I would, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: Aaron and I tried to find it and we couldn't
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  Speaker 5: find that movie.
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  Speaker 6: A streaming anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: And now oh it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's streaming on to me now and I watch yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like it's brand spank me new.
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  Speaker 6: I'll watch it later today. Then I've been trying to
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  Speaker 6: watch it forever. My DVD finally wore out.
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  Speaker 3: I have it on v H Mother Truck and Ayes DHS.
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  Speaker 6: I have a hard time with you this last two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: On the Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that I am setting ready to go this
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  Speaker 3: week is a miracle. I caused such chaos last week
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  Speaker 3: trying to get my mic set up the fucking laptop.
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  Speaker 7: When it work.
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  Speaker 3: This week, I'm sitting here I'm like, I'm ready, like
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  Speaker 3: thirty minutes. I'm like waiting in the room, trying not
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  Speaker 3: to be that asshole who holds everything up.
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  Speaker 2: But here we are.
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  Speaker 6: I have a message from our producer before we start
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  Speaker 6: into the like meat and potato of the episodes. You ready, okay? Right?
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  Speaker 6: I think me yes, if you guys could let me
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  Speaker 6: just go ahead and nap until I talk late because
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  Speaker 6: that lady picked me up and now I'm awake.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's rough.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine.
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  Speaker 8: Life is rough.
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  Speaker 2: It's so rough.
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  Speaker 6: That is rough. And Kristen spells out are u f F.
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  Speaker 2: What do you can spell?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
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  Speaker 2: She is like one of the best wonder dogs in
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  Speaker 2: the world.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, she's wonder why she's so dirty and alive?
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  Speaker 1: Still dirty and alive. That's my life.
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  Speaker 6: That's so weird. That's what my autobiography is going to be.
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  Speaker 3: Discover Ready story and then book two Zombie Aaron, because
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  Speaker 3: she just won't quit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Abby's not far off. Oh god, she's
• 2:43
  Speaker 6: looking at me now.
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  Speaker 1: You woke her up.
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  Speaker 8: And one podcast from beyond the Grave.
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  Speaker 1: She'll only add more podcasts. She'll have more time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: But she'll still somehow be manager of her job, Like
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: she'll be in house, that's what you do.
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  Speaker 2: Ohm, Like, oh god, she's going to be a manager
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  Speaker 2: in hell, she's just.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna be at a desk for like eternity, wondering why
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  Speaker 3: she has to work with these morons.
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  Speaker 6: Man, excuse me, what time is it? Three o'clock parade?
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  Speaker 2: Where's the exit?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, we got interventions, We got that a thousand stares.
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  Speaker 6: Motherfucker's We told you outside seventy eight times.
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  Speaker 3: And then we were take inside and then it wasn't listening.
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  Speaker 3: Then I slammed the fucking door one time, because we
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  Speaker 3: remember those two sets of double doors, all with large
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  Speaker 3: signs that said exit on them, and I'm standing in
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  Speaker 3: between them, so there's two on my left, two on
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  Speaker 3: my right, and this, oh my god, somebody just comes up,
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  Speaker 3: where's the exit? And I just had it that fucking day,
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  Speaker 3: like you know how nutter butter I was when I
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  Speaker 3: was when I was younger. But I just like threw
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  Speaker 3: my hand down and slammed the doors, startling them and
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  Speaker 3: me quite frankly, and I'm like, oh, I was being
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  Speaker 3: a bitch. Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry that like it's
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  Speaker 3: right here. I meant to open it for you, but
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  Speaker 3: my arm a spasmed.
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  Speaker 6: So here this from the person that would stand like
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  Speaker 6: six feet from me while I was trapped at the
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  Speaker 6: fucking Honeywell bounce house the thing, no, well, the one though,
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  Speaker 6: the well balance. It was one of those things where
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  Speaker 6: you had to work as a team to tilt a
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  Speaker 6: ball in a dome and get me into the into
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  Speaker 6: the like, yeah, it was amazing. You had to get
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  Speaker 6: it to go into the certain things before the timer
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  Speaker 6: went out. Fun story. Our friend was at that position
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  Speaker 6: and I was at walcrawl and she had Ron Jeremy, Oh,
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  Speaker 6: that's right on there, and I was like, how'd that go?
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  Speaker 6: With him jumping around jaredy the hole? It was so
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  Speaker 6: fucking oh my. But those are the two most boring
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  Speaker 6: positions in that entire job, and so we'd we'd get
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  Speaker 6: stuck in them opposite each other very often, and all
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  Speaker 6: of a sudden, she'd be like Stubby in the I'm
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  Speaker 6: multiple times.
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  Speaker 3: Because that was the music playing in the background.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and the and the Weird Lady and the Dinosaur.
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  Speaker 6: I think you were already gone when the dinosaurt Show
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  Speaker 6: got to interventions. But we talked about fully artists, and
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  Speaker 6: I was.
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  Speaker 2: There for a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: Oh the lady had the like honeydew or whatever, and
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  Speaker 6: she was like it, I love the sound it makes.
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  Speaker 6: And it was like this like wet, almost like fisting
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  Speaker 6: kind of noise. It was like a dirty sex noise.
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  Speaker 6: But and she was like, it sounds incredible or something.
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  Speaker 6: It was so weird that that was what they chose,
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  Speaker 6: that no one in all of Disney Studios was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 6: we're putting together a show. Let's put this together. What's
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  Speaker 6: the most safe good sound like sticks breaking the thunder
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  Speaker 6: and the dinosaurs in the storm, shake the metal thing. Nope,
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  Speaker 6: sticking her fucking hand in the melon. So weird.
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  Speaker 2: How many breastfeeders did you get at the Disney show?
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  Speaker 6: I watched that kid take a full on shit. I
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  Speaker 6: forgotten what a butthole looks like as it opens up
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  Speaker 6: and a turd comes out, and I couldn't stop the show.
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  Speaker 6: Our shows were timed.
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  Speaker 2: Once.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I literally was right about the audience's
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  Speaker 6: marveled that Mickey could whistle portion of the beginning of
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  Speaker 6: the show, and at that point, the videos kept going,
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  Speaker 6: the lights kept moving around on the stage, I just
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  Speaker 6: watched this kid take a shit.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought the breastfeeders were fun, Like, I do
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  Speaker 3: not mind at all, but when.
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  Speaker 6: Like your top, it is hard to not like, look
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  Speaker 6: at the bar titty while you're in the middle of
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  Speaker 6: a show.
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  Speaker 3: And it's surprised too, because it like I no one,
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  Speaker 3: no one was in my little theater. And I go
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  Speaker 3: behind the curtain and when we come I come back out, like,
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  Speaker 3: how in the fifteen seconds that I disappear, did you
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  Speaker 3: get your whole?
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  Speaker 2: Like I get it.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta hold tit out your life. It is not
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  Speaker 6: a front row front row, and like we would the
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  Speaker 6: before the show started, the lights would come up like
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  Speaker 6: it was clear something was happening, versus sort of a
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  Speaker 6: semi dark theater. And it was also an open air
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  Speaker 6: theater in a building with other stuff, so at bare minimum,
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  Speaker 6: even if it was slightly dark in there, you still
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  Speaker 6: were visible from all four sides because it wasn't there
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  Speaker 6: was no closure to that theater. Although people later that
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  Speaker 6: tried to breastfeed in the AT and T. I'm holding
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  Speaker 6: my boob. It's good for a well that tried to
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  Speaker 6: breastfeed later in the AT and T Theater, which was
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  Speaker 6: a different show experience we had there for a time,
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  Speaker 6: those seats moved, and that was like a whole other thing.
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  Speaker 6: I had to like go up and be like, ma'am,
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  Speaker 6: I need you to hold the baby on your lap
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  Speaker 6: and you need to not be breastfeeding because the seats move.
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  Speaker 6: Like I had to stop women when they were up
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, I know this feels safe because
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  Speaker 6: you're in a dark theater, but put it away. The
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  Speaker 6: seats are about to move and sense and things sprayed out.
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  Speaker 3: Idiot yep, And I have to say again, like not offensive,
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  Speaker 3: fucking with that tity outfitet.
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  Speaker 1: Feed the baby. Yeah, yeah, the.
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  Speaker 3: Reason I still get that, and h it's not the
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  Speaker 3: first part of the story I tell because I want
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  Speaker 3: to keep you at least until the.
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  Speaker 2: End the time. It kind of a I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to say offended, offended it's not the right word.
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  Speaker 3: When it was more than a toddler because I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to say seven, but it was that kid was
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  Speaker 3: definitely more than five and walk like Mom's sitting there
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  Speaker 3: and he walks up, just lives up.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Full mouth of teeth, no.
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  Speaker 3: And have a conversation like, hey, mom, how's the day
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  Speaker 3: do oh, yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: You know, playground was rough.
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  Speaker 1: Even CJ's disturbed.
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  Speaker 6: CJ is very upset, right now, what.
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  Speaker 3: Like like this is this is yeah, this is stuff
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  Speaker 3: we got to see at Disney.
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  Speaker 6: Kid's head opened up like a pinata one time it
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  Speaker 6: fell and the cut was back here and there's just
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  Speaker 6: blood everywhere. And then the grandma was like, no, we're okay,
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  Speaker 6: we don't need first dage, just get me some napkins.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, okay, on the lines with
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  Speaker 1: a side of em.
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  Speaker 3: T right, we had a kid that projectile vomited like
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  Speaker 3: he was the fucking Exorcist all over himself, his parents
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  Speaker 3: and a cast member. It wasn't that like Lori or something.
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, I think it was, because then we had
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  Speaker 6: to hear about her talk about how she couldn't vomit,
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  Speaker 6: and it was really like upsetting. She was a nice
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  Speaker 6: person and I'm glad that we were friends and I
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  Speaker 6: still know her, but she was a drama queen.
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  Speaker 3: And let's see, there was the kid we thought exploded
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  Speaker 3: in the wall crawl because that like when we say yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was like it was.
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  Speaker 2: Dal's but it wasn't just poop. It was poop, urine
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  Speaker 2: and vomit.
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  Speaker 1: Every orifice opened.
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  Speaker 3: Up, every and we were like we had to call
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  Speaker 3: a code U, code V and code h urine, vomit,
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  Speaker 3: horse ship and that's what poop is. And it was
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  Speaker 3: a kid hid like I think a kid pissed himself
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  Speaker 3: or shit himself, or like one of the kids did
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  Speaker 3: one of the bodily functions and the other kid laughed
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  Speaker 3: so hard the other bodily action happened, and it was
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  Speaker 3: all through the fucking wall crawl.
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  Speaker 1: Did they have to shut it down?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we that like one of the few times
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  Speaker 3: we shut down all.
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  Speaker 6: The time we had to. We had to climb through
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  Speaker 6: it too. That was the fucked up thing, not if
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  Speaker 6: it was like full of shit or vomit, but like
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  Speaker 6: just eat check it, just to check it. And also
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  Speaker 6: I'm not saying who, but definitely I know for sure
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  Speaker 6: people had sex in there.
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  Speaker 8: Oh sure, sure you did there.
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  Speaker 3: What I know I definitely didn't, Well, not in there.
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  Speaker 3: I definitely didn't do it in the wall cral because
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  Speaker 3: that was just gross. But other places in the building,
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  Speaker 3: I definitely didn't do it.
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  Speaker 6: No, people don't have sex at Disneyland. Ever, It's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Not all the time at all.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, our producers asleep, so we should probably get into
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  Speaker 6: the start.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, Season two, episode nineteen is called long
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  Speaker 1: Day's Journey into Marnara. The original layer date February twenty first,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven. The director was Terry Hughes, written by
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  Speaker 1: Barry Feronaro and mort Nathan. What do you think Long
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Day's Journey into Marinera is about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm hoping a fight over mallonaire recipes?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, Sophia's sister is gonna come to town.
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  Speaker 5: And they're gonna have a competition on the best marinaire
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  Speaker 5: for the Pasa Festival.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Yay, I love it, I love it. I did accidentally
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: let it slip that Angela is coming back, so Kristen.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna run with it.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: So, now, who do you think the villain will be?
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  Speaker 3: I always want to say Sophia, but I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 3: her sister Nope, try again?
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  Speaker 8: Or capitalist?
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: So capitalism, yeah, book, daddy and bick whatever he wants.
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  Speaker 2: But only so is the villain. How about the patriarchy
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  Speaker 2: is the villain?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: How about one of the four girls?
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  Speaker 2: All right, fine, god ahead, thank you still sticking.
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  Speaker 3: You know what actually I'm going with my coffee mug.
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  Speaker 3: It helped me the last lanch yep yah, and she's thirsty,
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  Speaker 3: so coffee Mug is calling it again.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. What do you think erin uh.
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  Speaker 8: Yep sounds she's already writing it in her head.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't really remember everything about this episode, so okay,
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  Speaker 6: but I wrote blanch down. I locked it in on
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  Speaker 6: the cards.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
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  Speaker 6: These are the questions to the quiz.
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  Speaker 1: These are the questions in your neighborhood. All right, kids,
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  Speaker 1: Would I make a good sex worker? Oh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You those skills looking.
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  Speaker 1: Plase more teeth or less teeth?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's always nice to start off, which is
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  Speaker 3: a little bit, and then just real really grind in
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  Speaker 3: there until they tap out the faces.
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  Speaker 2: How's that episode? Oh did we watch something?
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  Speaker 1: We watched Sophia becomes a sex worker.
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  Speaker 6: That's what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I saw it all, saw it all kind of like
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: watching the Invisible Cock.
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  Speaker 2: You keep deep throating.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: My mic is becoming invisible on the camera. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everyone had a problem with me sitting back and holding
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  Speaker 1: my mic.
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  Speaker 8: Apparently, No, it looked professional like.
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  Speaker 6: A comedian.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I'm here with the on the Luna Girls. Girls. What's
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: your opinion of this episode?
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  Speaker 8: It was fun.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: I love the Italian insults, right, everyone loves an Italian.
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  Speaker 6: It's true. As an Italian, I believe that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's go to Aaron's cabarety for the quiz eron right.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you, Gina. It's very kind to you, Tricksy,
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  Speaker 6: as you are a guest of ours. I just want
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  Speaker 6: to remind you your name is your buzzer. Please wait
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  Speaker 6: for me to finish the questions. Never Okay, you're not
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  Speaker 6: going to get a point that way, but you might
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  Speaker 6: give somebody else the answer. You Yeah, I'll you us.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, if you want to continue the embarrassing performance
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  Speaker 6: that you showed last week.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa jot's fucking fired?
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  Speaker 1: I saw her studiously taking notes right, so many.
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  Speaker 6: Her pieces of paper. For those of you at home
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  Speaker 6: that don't get to see us see each other when
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: we record, I will say her pieces of paper have
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  Speaker 6: increased in size, but only because she has torn open
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  Speaker 6: an envelope this time. Still not a real piece of paper.
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  Speaker 3: It was sitting out and I'm like, oh, look, snag.
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  Speaker 1: A business reply mail. She wrote on the back, and
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  Speaker 1: then went, well, if I open it up, it's a
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  Speaker 1: whole piece of paper. Holy Kristin is showing a whole
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  Speaker 1: page of notes?
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  Speaker 6: Christ just showed a legal path.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: How many pages for this episode?
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  Speaker 8: I do one page?
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  Speaker 1: One page?
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  Speaker 8: I limit myself.
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  Speaker 6: I run.
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  Speaker 8: I can barely read.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's why you're always struggling.
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  Speaker 6: There's only seventeen questions this week only? How dare you?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I was opposed to eighteen last week?
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  Speaker 8: What a blacker? Abby? What has she been doing?
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  Speaker 2: She's asleep, don't.
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  Speaker 6: Wake up the producer waking her up until it's time.
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  Speaker 6: She asked us on all right, when the show opens,
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  Speaker 6: what show our Dorothy and Blanche watching on the television Kristen.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, the Nightly News of Tom brokaw M.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, hm, you don't get an extra point. But do
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  Speaker 6: you know what station Tom Broker was on for the
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  Speaker 6: nightly news NBC?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, I don't get an extra point for that.
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  Speaker 6: She said, you don't get I said, you don't get
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  Speaker 6: an extra point.
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  Speaker 1: I should you have enough point?
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: You're lucky. I gave you the point because the answer
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  Speaker 6: was NBC Nightly News, not nightly News with Tom Broka.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: So let's calm your hits. You got a.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Point, are going at Kimbo?
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  Speaker 6: All right? At what event did Tony and Sophia win
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  Speaker 6: the dance contest?
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  Speaker 2: Trixy?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, I'm scared.
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  Speaker 2: It's a brilliant on that one. The Sons of Italy
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  Speaker 2: dance competition.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm gonna give it to you because I
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  Speaker 6: gave Kristen it was the Sons of Italy.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Bash.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: It's fine, We'll give you the point.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, yay, Peral, thank you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, this is kind of a list. Why does Sophia
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: say Tony is such a catch?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Trix Trixy?
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, m hmm, I pete a little.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Three things, he's got hair, he's got teeth and the
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: only valid driver's license.
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: Might give it to you because of last week, But
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: just so you know, here's what the real answer was.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: He's got his own hair, hair, he's got his own
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: teeth teeth, and he has a totally unrestricted drivers.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Enough dating Tom Cruise.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: Sorry that wasn't the Next question.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: What is Count Bessie christ It was Kristen with a
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: qua piano playing chicken.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Wow. But specifically what is is what me me mumble.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Playing chicken piano playing chicken.
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: Count Bessie, what are you? I don't know what else
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: you're looking for?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Entertaining?
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: This is everyone gets a point.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: You get sick.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: No not everyone, Calm down, Tricksy, give Kristin the point. Technically,
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: she's a showbiz chicken, is how she's introduced. Yes, she
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: plays piano, but she is a showbiz chicken.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Like showbiz pizza.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I do love the the gray not gray matter, gray
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: area that we are making points in.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: This is very encouraging.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking close enough area.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: I love it close enough, all right, next question to
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: Rose's knowledge.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Since I feel like this is going to be a name,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I'd like to point out that I wrote down a
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: bunch of names and now I have to remember because
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I don't take extra notes on my notes of who
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: the fuck name I'm probably gonna pull.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Out of my ass. First of all, cool my problem
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: here we go to Rose's knowledge. Who was the only
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: person to invent a low voltage device to detect what
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: a center of a candy was?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Tricksy?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, but I would say it's Eddie Goodman, No damn
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: as four names to pick from.
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: Kristen, yes, go great grandfather.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had two names right next to the candy thing.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I thought it was.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Great grandfather's zinc Botton. I would use that especially, I
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: like seas.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't want the yucky ones. I want
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: the good one.
• 21:21
  Speaker 10: Right, mm hmm?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: What's it?
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: What's it? Good? A Flagan cake? Like well, no, I
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: don't think they They don't say what's in it, but
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: it's like origin.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, tricksy go ahead.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: My guess because I have some scribbles next to Gerten
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Fugen was it was a birthday cake.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: But that's not right anybody, So I get the point.
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: The Norwegian cake, yes, but it was it Norwegian? No Dutch?
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: I mean it's park Sandinavian.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna take the point.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: On this ancient cake she americanized.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Yes, Gina, that's the answer what she's looking for. It's
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: an ancient Scandinavian recipe that Rose americanized. Okay, all right,
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: well Gina gets point.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't, and I'm gonna make it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: You know, get it, get a girl, get it.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: We're yeah, obvious? How dare you not quite the right
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: answer for every So who gets that point? Gina?
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: We gonna get.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you would.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna car so fucking hard for the next episode.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy I'm not here.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: How much does Angelus say a loaf of bread costs?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Pritty?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I think it was Chris.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Kristen was first. I'm a lady. Nine centence yeah, and.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I only like that stuck out like ten dollars for
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: a look.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I think we all took on that reminder, listener,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Kristen cannot do gluten, so her bread is extra expensive.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Ridiculous. Okay, we got to finish the line coming up here,
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Sophia edition any more bright ideas.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a toughie. I don't got it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: What the fuck did I write? There?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: An ancient Scandinavian cake that Rose american.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: An ancient Scandinavian.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: Okay, tenantons, the silence is painful. I'm just going to
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: assume no one has it. Enjoy two and one? Okay,
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: the line was any more bright? Ideas Linguini for brains
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: that sofia, sofia.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, point to air.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah that's two Aaron, you got the point.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: You gave it to me.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought we weren't. Okay, let's I.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Don't give a ship. Let's go, or rather, what does
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Angela make for dinner? Okay, Well, we're just gonna all
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: have you say it again, because you were all sort
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: of laugh talking and none of you really said it first.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: Tricksy, there you go.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't know when we were saying it again.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: I don't have it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Say it with me?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Fried chicken, Yes, that may.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Or may not be count Bessie in the garage. Okay.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: What are the components of the early Bird special at
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: the Senior Center, Tricksy?
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, A bed, polygroup and sweetener?
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: What are you just making ship?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's that's not it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I had a list of ship. I thought you got
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: like a bed or maybe that was a got a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: three lists on here?
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Anyone else anyone else list Gina.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: The polygrip to do something.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: Gina, you buzzed in, what do you think it is?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it like coffee bacon in a blood pressure.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: Tast If no one else has an idea of what
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: the third thing is, I'm giving Gina the point. It
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: was decaf coffee, sodium free bacon, and a chest.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: X right, chest x right.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: All right, Angela stole Sophia's mother's pearls. But what else
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: does Sophia say she stole?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Gina was first her boyfriend Tony.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh, I wasn't sure. That was like in the
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: same scene, I was confused.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It's okay, out a playing chicken.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: I'll try harder to please.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Next question, Yeah, try harder.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: How many chickens is Rose trying to teach to play
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: the piano in the living room?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Trixy Kristi with a K was first?
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: Or yes, she'd like to.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: There is a slight delay because in my headset, like
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I say Trixy and then I hear her say Kristin.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like, so there is at least some sort of delay.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I think it. I think they're in cahoots.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: I'm not. I want someone to beat this very aggressive
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: co host of I don't believe them.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: It's going act.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: I've been beaten many times.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, many?
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: All right, man, Dorothy says that chickens not being able
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: to play piano?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Wait do you ever answer that question? How many chickens?
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Christ Kristen answered it and got a oh.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't hear her. I thought we talked about who
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: he called in first, but then I never heard her
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: say the answers. I was like, wait, are we gonna
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: who answered it? Okay, so it was four, Yes, it
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: was four. Okay.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Well, you could be mad at me all you want,
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: but look, let's just everybody, Hi, Hey, I don't care.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: This is Abby's mom, executive producer and one of the
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: co hosts, and I just want to say that the
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: rules of the game are pretty simple. Whoever I hear
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: say their name first is who I picked?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Because you're cheating.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Taking my stump point away from Gina earlier from all Right,
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: here we go, Dorothy says that chickens not being able
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: to play piano is a sad commentary of what.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Gina yes music today?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: No, wait, say it again.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Dorothy says that the chickens not being able to play
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: piano is a sad commentary of what tricksy.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, because they're playing video games.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's that all the young chickens are playing video games.
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: M nice.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: I mean, let's go home down.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: The hearty handshake that I had been missing since the
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: well balanced not the well bands get the honeywell at
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: home game he's gone unwon.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's that. You know, what do you win?
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: And a satisfaction of being number one for being number one? Yeah,
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: that's right, that's right. All right? Who does Dorothy tell
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Rose stabbed Sophia.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Tricksy? Yes, her sister?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: No, anyone?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Who does she tell Rose?
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: I'm making this too fun? Am I abandoning all over
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: this quiz?
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: Oh god?
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: Did she say someone stabbed Sophia? It was Rose said that,
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: and then Doria said, oh blah blah blah, Kristen. Yeah,
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: jesus nice.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: This sheft of Benny Hannah, right, Margins, it's really stuck.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Ditto delivered to me.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Wait, how'd you get a candy bar?
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I want a candy Barny, get a husband?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Are myselves when I need them?
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: We're pretty good without them, as it turns out. Okay,
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: here we go, finish the line Angela edition. May you
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: take a diuretic? Gina Shrike, Okay, Gina was first.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I'll take that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Not be able to get your pantyhose off.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a fucking mean threat.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: That's awful if you've ever been in that situation, there's
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: anywhere trying to get those DMPA and stick from your thighs.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Ship her own pants.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, diuretic is for peeing, not pooping.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: No, it's not.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Diuretics are.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Diuretics are to squeeze out all the water and moisture
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: out of you and if anything, it's gonna like shrink
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: up and solidize your poop because coffee.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Coffee is a natural diuretic and it induces pooping as well.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: It's the captain that helps it, all right, what it
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: doesn't matter, it's still awful.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: It's it's it. You're not wrong.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I will fight you all right here in the McDonald's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: play player.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Who comes back in the end?
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Yes, the chicken that was the question? Yeah, yeah,
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: which is a play on Count Besie.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, which is why they make the Henny young Men earlier.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: All Right, this one's worth two points everyone.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It is a two points uh out yes, you're welcome.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: What is the last line of the show and who
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: says it?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Tricksy?
• 31:28
  Speaker 11: Yes, tricksy, it's actually it's actually Sophia and her sister,
• 31:34
  Speaker 11: whose name is Angela. Okay, and they look at Dorothy
• 31:40
  Speaker 11: and say, can I speak with you?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Or can I talk? Can I talk to you? Let
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: me speak with you?
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Fuck, this is like coming.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You're so close, you know.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna give you the point. But the bigger
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: point is that she's like Bland with a priest right now,
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: just like oh god, no balance? Yeah, all right? Do
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: you want her to come up with the full line?
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: You were wiggling your fingers.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I would love to hear her struggle more.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, go ahead.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: It's uh, can I talk to you? Can we talk
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: with you?
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: Can I talk to you?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Can you speak with you?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Can I talk to you for a second?
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Can I talk to you for a second?
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I talked you over here? Can I talk to you
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: over here? Come over here?
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: Fuck?
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Let me can we go just a few feet away
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: where definitely no one can hear us?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, that was the line.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: That's what you said after they said the line. Kristen,
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: do you know what the line is? Verbatim. If not,
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: we're going to give Tricksy the point, and you need
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: a word?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: No, do we have a word?
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: Can I have a word?
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Can I see you for a minute?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: A minute? A second?
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fine, we're gonna give that point to Tricksy.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And who's all sitting at it for a second?
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: Oh it's two points? Sorry, that one's a two pointer.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Okay, because it was two parts.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Because it was who said it and what?
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: Who won hurdle? And I tied? What?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Oh if.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: That hadn't been a two pointer? You don't want again?
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: That sounds close?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: That sucks, yes, close enough?
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: So really, technically, the person that won this squizzes me
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: because y'all didn't pay enough attention, and you're gray aried
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: your way to the points you've had.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Some of your questions are so oddly specific, when it
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: could be.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, do you better?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: All right, let's have a super low score.
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: Cannot write any faster, and I remember, the whole thing's
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: not gonna happen.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: All of these sound like personal problems.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Some of us don't watch it six times in a
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: row erin Please aren't a hard quizz and then there'll
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: be tons of blank space that'll be very entertaining for
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: a podcast.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool, Yeah, we cut out the thirty minutes and
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: everyone just sat and thought about it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Yep, you know what I get the I get the
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: point if this person is five to seven and that one's.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: Chico the same seed? What are the.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Audiens on the table?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: What kind of marin AERI sauce.
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: Was brand names only?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Look at her face, she's big man.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy I don't have to be here next week.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Take the angriest drink of water you can.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: There, we question this showrunner.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Abby's gonna be so mad at you guys.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: Abby's mad at me on a daily basis.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Heavy do and I am excited about though, having the
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: satisfaction of being half of number one and a I'm
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: and a snappy high five through the through the zoom.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: For getting to split number one.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: Is two people that didn't win, all right, let's.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I knew she was gonna come up with something burning.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: How many times has Aaron won the quiz?
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: Wait, never?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: But she has made the quiz. And since she makes points.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I mean that that we had to fire her.
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: When Eddie was on.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Now we got to offer perdle to jump. Would you
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: like to be our substitute? Kristen, Yeah, I can do that.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: I can do that the other Kristen. Yeah. She I'll
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: tell you what. This fish didn't talk for like the
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: first couple of episodes because she was shy, and now
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: she's bringing her her big girl pants.
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: To the game.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Nothing, We're proud of you, kiddo.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: I'm proud of Just don't be mad if I get spicy,
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: your back.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Your medium, and she's going to be hot, and then.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm like the Diablo sauce that Taco Bell
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: had to make because fire wasn't hot enough anymore. That's
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: my favorite. It's all.
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: Scabbard sauce, like some scab sauce.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Please, yeah, yeah, scab it up.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: Sure. I think I saw that on the menu at Hooders.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: It was like right after the five Mile Island or
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: whatever that one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Is sauce sauce.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Oh God.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: In the Scaba verses that he pointed out, which is
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: my favorite case, Gash and.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I'm proud to live in the scab of verse right
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: where the scab sauce will give you spicy, burning buttle.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: The scab Scaba verse.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Has pretty diuretic moved.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Oh I just that made my peahole hurt. Bernie diarretic.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Call back to a last week ago. You're burning pea holes.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Just plug it up.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: There and plug it.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: Okay. I think what we should do, what makes the
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: most sense, is that we should fix the gas leak
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: in all four of our homes and have jump into trivia. Okay,
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, m oh yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: We still have to do that hunt once again. Miss
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Nancy Walker is Angela and she, as we said before,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: was under old age makeup. But unfortunately she does not
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: join us again because she because of medical issues and
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: then she died in ninety two. But she would have
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: been a great reoccurring character.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, agreed.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Joe Alfassa was Tony. He was on Night Court and
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the fall Guy back in the day. Esther Lerner was
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: the random woman that he was cheating with. B Arthur
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  Speaker 1: was afraid of the chicken. As you can see, she
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  Speaker 1: stays back in the frame. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: guys caught that she was not hanging around.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was just like a thing, just a chicken.
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  Speaker 12: I like I know.
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  Speaker 1: This episode aired on Miss Rue mcclanahan's fifty third birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday. The line about messages through dentures, if you remember,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: was a jab at Lucile. Ball said she could receive
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  Speaker 1: radio waves through her crowns. That's as we established her
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  Speaker 1: and Bee were friends, says light ribbing. Okay, you said
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brokaw was a news anchor. They mentioned Milton Burle.
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  Speaker 1: He was an entertainer actor, supposedly very well endowed.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: They mentioned Bye Bye Bertie, that was a musical. They
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: mentioned Morley Safer, a CBS broadcaster. They mentioned Doc Severnson,
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  Speaker 1: who was a jazz trumpeter. And then also, if you're
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: curious what Sophia says, maladizion means curse, curse, curse, like
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to be a curse on her.
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  Speaker 3: I wasna say not even curses, curse a curse.
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  Speaker 7: That's all I have a single curse.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron grabbed anything else.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't grab anything else on this one. I did
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  Speaker 6: like that. The chicken had its own little piano and it.
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  Speaker 9: Was adorable, adorable little black and white tile in its
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  Speaker 9: little enclosure. The chicken found odd was that the legs
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  Speaker 9: of the piano were penned uh In the final scene
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  Speaker 9: when it's like on the table and they're like our
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: semi final scenes of the show. It's on the table
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  Speaker 9: and I was like, oh man, you couldn't get the
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: chicken a piano that didn't have fucking wonky leggs, but
• 40:01
  Speaker 9: what else?
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  Speaker 2: It was the real one, which I have to say.
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  Speaker 3: I also thought one of the quiz questions was gonna
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: be what song was he tapping out or she tapping out?
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  Speaker 6: Right? That makes you wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that was a talented chicken, though, I'm like, how
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: the fuck would you train a chicken to do that?
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  Speaker 1: I just found something on Reddit where somebody says they
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: saw human hands in the frame pulling strings. So it
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: was not a chicken playing at all?
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  Speaker 8: What there are chickens that are taught.
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  Speaker 6: To do that?
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I was gonna say, I'm like, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's scoring the reddit, So take it with a
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: grain of salt. That's all I can find on it.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, if you found it on the internet, it's obviously true.
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  Speaker 1: Right it must be. Yeah, I mean I didn't ever
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: notice hands, and Aaron probably watched it a couple of times.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I watched him twice to the quiz. I watch
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  Speaker 6: him once through without doing anything, and then I write
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  Speaker 6: down my notes and then I can cock the quiz.
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  Speaker 8: Unless she falls asleep. And then there's a third feeling
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  Speaker 8: that that's fair.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have time to watch it. Four minutes show. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: all right, let's let's do the villain thing. Yeah, let's
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: do it. I believe it was Blanche And like usual,
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  Speaker 6: you guys just kind of did the work for me.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks so much, because she's kind of a terrible bitch
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  Speaker 6: the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: The coffee mug does it again.
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  Speaker 6: Right off the Yes, right off the bat, that's right.
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  Speaker 6: She doesn't want the chicken in her house, which like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: come on, is it a cage? What's it going to do? Nothing? Then?
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: When then we find out that we think, well, we
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: think the chicken has been turned into fried chicken.
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  Speaker 2: The Friars Club.
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  Speaker 6: The first person to say anything is Blanche, and she
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: makes a joke about I guess there's no entertainment with
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: dessert then, and I'm like, fuck, hilarious, because that wasn't enough.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: She further terrorizes poor sweet simple Rose and makes a
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: joke about the chicken being honored by a roast at
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: the Friars Club.
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  Speaker 1: But she's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 6: Then makes poor little Rose like sob uncontrollably.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: She started to run away.
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but but the real.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Moment is that of a real, truly backstabbing slut when
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: she tells the story proudly that she seduced her sister's
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: date to the senior prom because she scuffed her.
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  Speaker 2: Shoes and well she fucking died.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: They didn't leave a scuff on that boy.
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  Speaker 1: She's vindictive, fucking slut.
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  Speaker 6: Polished, real good, chicken hating slut.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Slut, chicken hating slut. I think I saw a girl.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: How do you Blanche?
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I love Blanche, But again that the coffee mug called it.
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  Speaker 6: I think we have to just I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 6: know if Purdle understands the purposes game. The purposes game.
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  Speaker 8: Most of our guests don't.
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  Speaker 4: I was just thinking that we need to explain how
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: the game's supposed to work.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: The villain. What do you mean?
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: We struggle with this every time we try to explain it.
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  Speaker 6: All right, everybody, listen up, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I'm confused.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: You and I we got this.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: It doesn't really matter if the person is the villain.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: It's whether or not I can concoct a good story
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: and honestly going into the episode, right. But our guests
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: don't seem to understand.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Always they're trying to pick who the actual villain is.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: We're trying to pick somebody for.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Aaron to make.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Oh I see what you're yeah, okay, but it works
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: either it's not hard.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: She's oh okay, wait, so we pick and then you
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  Speaker 3: concoct a story. It's not who we just think it's
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  Speaker 3: going to.
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  Speaker 7: Be right right to prove it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: I have to prove it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: We try to make it hard for her.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, well I thought I thought was trying
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to because I figured the easy answer would be you look,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: because you know they're gonna Sophia Sophia.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 12: Well it's like you made me pick somebody else and
• 44:07
  Speaker 12: the sisters so well yeah, I figured, yeah, tried to
• 44:12
  Speaker 12: pick Stan before as well.
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  Speaker 6: Stands a popular choice with guests. So we'll explain that
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  Speaker 6: a little better next time we have a first time guest.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it could technically go either way, because I
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: thought I was just guessing who it would be.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, I know you're right.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: This game, yeah, sometimes have failed people. Sometimes people nail
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: it on purpose, and I today was fine, she was
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: kind of shitty about the chicken, and then she did
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: fuck her sister's date, so that helped.
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  Speaker 3: But like, oh, I I was like, yeah, see all
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: of these reasons, I am right.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: It's more about the power of persuasion of Aaron and
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: less about the like can I creativity?
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Then may I suggest that you need a versus like
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: especially since you always have a guest to like, so
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Aaron and or some like either Aaron you do too,
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: or Aaron and one of the other like Gina or Christen.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: The argument and yeah, you say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I said it was Blanche would say Kristen
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  Speaker 3: said it was Rose, and then the two.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Of you, here's why it was Rose, and here's why
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it was blah and like what do you girls think
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: of that?
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: I kind of like that that could be fun.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: We could give it a shot.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: I'm still gonna win.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: But this problem, oh.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: See, this gives you a definite way to show how
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: many she loves to argue her point.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: And Aaron is never wrong exactly like she has been.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, check the tape.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: It's it's yeah, like I have to say, Aaron's always
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: at least a little bit right, like that is damn.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Like she's always right.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wrong, I'm a little bit right.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: She's always a little bit right, like fuck like this a.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Little bit, always a little bit.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: She's guys, don't free you could join me next week
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: from my solo show on the Lani with Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: Look then, God, damn it, I.
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  Speaker 6: Say I could. I could. I could also play the
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: games Mom. There you go.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would definitely love to play a babby. Oh
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: that's the next one. Everyone has to bring there. Whoever
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: has pets in it, you gotta bring them on and
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: they gotta they gotta do.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Get out, wake up, he's.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Out, come on. She's like, wait, I have to do something.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: I me and Kristen. I don't want other people to
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: have famous pets. Could you please just tell us both
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Kristin and other Kristin or Tricksy and Kristen, or Perdo
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: and Kristen or that Kristen with Oh you're both glasses.
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: Oh God, okay, loook it just someone.
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