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WDYM You're a Duncle? & The 12 things you need to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse · WDYM What Do You Mean?

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• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'm your host, Michael Gillespie, and thank you for taking the time to uh tune in to episode five, which has got a segment, a new segment today, which is we're about to do right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: But first and foremost, I want to say thank you for taking the time to listen in, and thank you for taking the time to listen to me talk and ramble.
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  SPEAKER_01: Without further ado, let's hit it with the new segment called.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't find that suspicious?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: You don't find that suspicious?
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't find that suspicious.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where I find something online, read it, and then find it really peculiar, and then bring it back to you guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one is all about uh the entertainer known as Wayne Brady.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Wayne Brady has been on TV uh with Whose Line Is It Anyway, made CDs.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's done voice acting, he has his own show with Let's Make a Deal.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even had his own title show, The Wayne Brady show, uh How I Met You Mother.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was course on the Dave Chappelle show.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh so the man is very famous, but he's also kind of crazy too.
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  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean by that?
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  SPEAKER_01: He is now making uh new relative names and new family names called, prime example, called Dunkel.
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  SPEAKER_01: D-U-N-C-L-E.
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  SPEAKER_01: You may ask yourself, what is a dunkel, Michael?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let me explain.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh Wayne Brady is expanding his role as dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh the actor announced that his ex-wife and her current boyfriend are welcoming a baby boy via adoption, whom he, Brady, will be co-parenting along with the couple.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna call me Dunkel.
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  SPEAKER_01: Daddy slash uncle.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, because I'm planning on being around and doing all that stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Brady is also the baby's godfather.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I'm telling you right now, that baby's gonna be really confused on who is he talking to.
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  SPEAKER_01: He can't be calling people Dunkle, but I digress.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is the plan for Wayne Brady and all that stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me let him explain it uh when they were on Family Feud about last year.
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  SPEAKER_02: My ex-wife, my best friend, my confidant, you know, the whole nine.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh next to her is oh wait, it gets better.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is her boyfriend, Jason Ford.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jonathan is Jason's boyfriend.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now that's the evolution of men, and I will stay in my first form right now because that, ladies and gentlemen, is utterly ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't forget that these people put X's in front of the name for a reason.
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  SPEAKER_01: So to be still in their life after that, to me is suspicious.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, the question I ask you You don't find that suspicious?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: You don't find that suspicious, you don't find that suspicious.
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  SPEAKER_01: Man, absolutely, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you you that is suspicious as hell to still be involved with somebody to that degree.
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  SPEAKER_01: To anyway, let's carry on to the main topic today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, the main topic is a result of the pandemic, pretty much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, if you look at how the United States of America handled the pandemic, I'm gonna give us a like a D minus because we did not handle it that well.
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  SPEAKER_01: With that being said, I've brought a list of another um catastrophe that can happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, we've all seen it before.
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  SPEAKER_01: Seen it on TV, seen it in the movies, all that.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the WDYM, the what do you mean ways, 12 ways to survive the zombie apocalypse.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, if you listen to these 12 ways, you have a good chance.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not saying you will, but you have a good chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, if you handle like the if you take the notes from the pandemic and then add the fact that there's zombies involved, you have a good chance of surviving.
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  SPEAKER_01: So without further ado, this is my top 12 ways.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I said 10 or 12.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do 12.
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  SPEAKER_01: 12 ways to survive the zombie apocalypse.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number one, stock up on your bathroom eticacies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now you learned from the pandemic toilet paper is king.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna need that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But on top of that, toilet paper, you're gonna need toothpaste, toothbrush, deodorant, and soap.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna need all four of those because the thing that The Walking Dead and all those zombie movies and shows show are lacking is smells.
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  SPEAKER_01: Could you imagine someone in your face that hasn't brushed their teeth in a month, two months, six months?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's that's you understand what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you think toilet paper was a big deal, imagine toothpaste, toothbrush, deodorant, and soap.
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  SPEAKER_01: That stuff is gonna be gold if this if the zombie apocalypse ever happened.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's number one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Stock up on your bathroom edicacies.
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  SPEAKER_01: No doubt about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number two, say it once.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's all I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm saying it one time.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you guys ain't gonna get confused.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna ask Michael, hey Michael, we're gonna go raid this mall that has some supplies.
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  SPEAKER_01: You think you wanna come?
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  SPEAKER_01: If I say no, you don't gotta worry about me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I stand right here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number, as I said, say it once.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not going.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there is no confusion.
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  SPEAKER_01: There'll be no way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is Michael coming with us?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, he he said no.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's there's no way.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's no way to get that confused.
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  SPEAKER_01: Say no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or just say it once.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you going?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, you're not.
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  SPEAKER_01: No confusion.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't want to be like in the middle of a mission, and then where's Michael at?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, Michael said he wasn't coming.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Say it once.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number three, and this is this is an important one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Write this down.
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  SPEAKER_01: Duck D-U-C-T.
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  SPEAKER_01: Duct tape armor.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling I'm telling you, this is one thing that I uh I find very odd that nobody be doing this on these shows.
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  SPEAKER_01: Duct tape armor.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, wrap your whole body in duct tape.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_01: Don't worry about the hairs, they will grow back.
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  SPEAKER_01: Put the whole roll of duct tape on your legs, ankles, chins, thighs, groan area, ribs, sides, arms, neck, all that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anything that could bend into, put the duct tape on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever seen somebody chew through duct tape?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, duct tape armor is gonna work.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna work.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because when you hear this, they ain't chewing through that duct tape.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't care what you you can't you can't chew through duct tape.
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  SPEAKER_01: You find find somebody.
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  SPEAKER_01: Find somebody that can chew through duct tape, and then hopefully they don't turn into a zombie.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that's the number one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Duct tape armor.
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  SPEAKER_01: That will save your life.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number four, for me, get used to saying we ain't.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't going.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't going out there.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't doing that.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you in any position of leadership at this point, you just say we ain't, we ain't going out there.
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  SPEAKER_01: There are zombies out there that want to chew your face off.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't going.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you hear about, hey, your pro your partner is stuck on the top of the roof and needs help.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, guess what?
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't going.
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  SPEAKER_01: You got to get used to saying no, there's no heroics at this time.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is survival for a reason.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't going.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who told that person to go in the first place?
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  SPEAKER_01: If I was gonna play hero, I would have gone with the team when they first asked.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then that goes back to my first one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Say it once.
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  SPEAKER_01: I ain't going.
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  SPEAKER_01: So therefore, number four, we get used to saying we ain't, because those are linked.
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  SPEAKER_01: Those are linked together.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number five, no more relations.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't having relations no more.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know why?
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  SPEAKER_01: That is called attachment.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what we're trying to do, we're trying to survive.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you having relations, and you know what I mean when I say that, relations.
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  SPEAKER_01: We these things gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jealousy, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Mike is getting relations with Rachel.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: Just use the names here, you know.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, now then guess what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I want relations with Rachel.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now he's gonna try to find a reason to what you got over there, player.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, whoa.
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  SPEAKER_01: See that?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's why you don't have relations no more.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't doing that.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: We ain't doing that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then here's another aspect of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you out on a mission trying to go find you some groceries and stuff or whatever, and that person who has relations gets trapped by zombies, what you gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna be like, oh no, I gotta save Rachel.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, we don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because we ain't having relations.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's why you quit that stuff.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_01: When the zombie, when you hear the news reporter say, hey, today in the news, one man trying to chew another man's face off, you you gotta ask the zombie apocalypse.
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  SPEAKER_01: Relations is over.
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  SPEAKER_01: We ain't doing that no more.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's no need for relations.
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  SPEAKER_01: No more.
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  SPEAKER_01: For human jealousy and for the reasons that if they if they get caught, you're gonna be like, Yeah, I gotta save Rachel.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, we ain't have relations.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not saving her.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's number five.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number six.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is an important one, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Write this down, guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bullets are for bodies, blades are for zombies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you understand?
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: When you when the zombies hear these noises, this is what happens.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here they come.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: Here they come.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_01: Who told Jose to don't shoot the daggone gun?
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  SPEAKER_01: Now we gotta worry about these things coming at us right now.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_01: We ain't got time for that.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: We gotta get the blade.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we all know, because we all seen enough movies, what to do in these cases.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: We cut the head off, we cut the arms off.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: They can't grab us.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: Because have you seen when a zombie get a hold of somebody, they just want to pull and yank at the skin?
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: That looks painful.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: When they got, what was they got?
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_01: Uh they got somebody.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: They pin this young man to the wall and they start tanning at his mouth.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, you take the head off, you take the arms off, and then I would cut the jaw, lower jaw off, because they can't bite down.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_01: They could just do all the they could chew all they want, but they can't bite down.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's what I would do.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: But you gotta be you gotta be smart with this.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta save the bullets for the bad humans because there's gonna be some bad ones.
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  SPEAKER_01: But keep the blade for the zombies.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's the that is very important.
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  SPEAKER_01: Write that down.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number seven, find you some nurses.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_01: Find you some nurse friends, because you're gonna need that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because when the news reporter comes on today in the news, a man try to chew off another man's face.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's where you hey, you need to call your nurse, your nurse friends, say, Hey, what are you doing?
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_01: I heard the zombie apocalypse.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna need you to stay at my bunker, my house, my community, because I'm gonna need that.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_01: Because you you know all the ailments we have.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: I got a headache.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: My feet hurt.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: I need someone to mix a medicinal herb or make some herb juice up so we can rub it on, whatever, and get the headaches gone.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_01: Because if you out, if you're not staying at home, then you have problems.
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  SPEAKER_01: You tired, you don't got sun, sun, you know, uh sunburn.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: All these ailments can happen if you ain't staying at home.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_01: You need that nurse.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_01: You need to have at least two lined up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's number seven.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number eight, no more than six to a group.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: Try to keep it low.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_01: You follow the example of the Power Rangers.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: Power Rangers had five.
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  SPEAKER_01: Special special rangers, six.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: You don't need no more than that because then you start forgetting who's with who, who's came to who came on this mission, and hey, we had six.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_01: Where's the six at?
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: You count Larry, uh, you know, count them all off.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Larry, Kimberly, Zach, Drany, Jason, Tommy, there you go.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's a six.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Any more than that, then you're gonna be asked about where's where's Tommy at?
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_01: I could have sworn he was behind me.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_01: We ain't got time for that.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_01: This ain't go back to number four.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, this ain't the time.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_01: We cannot afford no more than six to a group.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_01: If there's a special party, six to a group.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_01: If there's people going for food, no more than six.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Don't don't do that to yourself because you gotta worry about you don't got time for that.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: We trying to survive the zombie apocalypse.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, number nine, and this is the this is one of these ones that that makes sense to me.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_01: Keep your ass at home.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_01: I understand the TV show, the movies, they have to go searching for people, searching for survivors.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure people are gonna come around neighborhoods looking for stuff.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: So, hey, there's a house of four, we can add two of you, no more than six.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: You know, shock up.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: We can survive this together, right?
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: Stay at home.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_01: I understand that, you know, again, it's a movie and all that, and they have to travel and all that stuff.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: But what this is survival.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_01: We're trying to survive.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_01: I got, I mean, my location, I'm good.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_01: I got a fence, got a garage, you know, I got a basement.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: I got I got options.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: I got options to survive, I got barricades, I got things to keep me alive, right?
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_01: So why can't I stay at home?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's just to me, that's that's one of the smartest ones.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_01: Number 10, you better find you a skill.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: You better find you a skill.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: You could you again imagine that the zombie apocalypse happened?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Who's guarding the gate?
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's gonna be the librarians, the custodian people, the bus drivers, ice cream scoopers, people that work at GameStop.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: Those are those people, right?
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-uh.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: You the important people, the nurses, the gunsmiths, the welders, and the chefs.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: We are gonna be in there cooking, making jerky out of deer, rabbit.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: You ain't gonna have me on the gates because those people on the gates, the bus drivers, uh, the librarians, the people that work at GameStop, those people are gonna be at the gate at midnight.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_01: And then all they hear is this.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_01: So you got you have to have a skill.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_01: And if you have to lie about it, lie about it, but don't get don't get caught.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_01: They got two more left.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Don't come back sweating.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: If it ain't hot, you better not come back sweating.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_01: We got a lot to talk about.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_01: If you come back through those gates sweating and it's not hot, why you sweating?
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_01: Because when according to the movies, according to Walking Dead, when you get bit, first thing that goes up is your temperature.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: Why you sweating?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_01: You got duct tape armor?
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you running?
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: You you got you got and it's gotta be rapid, rapid answer.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_01: Hey man, why you sweating?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man, I was running.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_01: Hey man, why you sweating?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: You see, I got the duct tape armor?
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm safe.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_01: I got the zomer on because the dummies can't bite through that.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, come on in.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: But if you sweat and be like, I or uh uh no.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: You can stay, you keep your punk ass outside this gate because you sweating for no reason.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: And you probably biting, you're gonna get the whole the whole house biting because you want to be surviving and stuff.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_01: You sweating, you ain't you ain't rapid responding with the answers, you need to keep your butt outside.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: You probably been bitten, you ain't telling me.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: And that brings us to the last one.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: The very last one.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: Tell us you bit, okay?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, listen, this is this is the whole thing.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: This is how see certain seasons of Walking Dead, people don't want to tell you that I've been bit.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, I'll whether you tell me you bit.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_01: All right, player, I'll walk out with you outside the gate for the first 15 yards.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you a chance to survive.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: But after that, you're on your own because you've been bit.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't listen to the the past 11 steps to survive.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: Now you bit, and you wanna you don't want to tell nobody.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: We need to know you've been bit, player.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't use the duct tape armor.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't, you said it twice.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: You having relations.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_01: You need to go outside because we could tell you've been bit.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, you you sweating.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_01: You need to let us know.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: I I will walk the first 15 yards outside the community.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: After that, you're on your own, player.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_01: You're on your own.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_01: You've been bit.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: You ain't gonna do us no good.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_01: You staying around the base, staying around home.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_01: What you doing?
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: You ain't hungry, you ain't eating none of our food because you're about to turn zombie, so I'm gonna waste food on you.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, I give you a gun because I'm only gonna give you a couple bullets, but you you did.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: You walk, you literally, you're literally walking dead.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: So that, my friends, is the list.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: The top 12 ways to survive the zombie apocalypse.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: Let's go over it one more time because I don't know if you guys are paying attention or not.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_01: Stock up on your bathroom etiquette, say it once, duct tape.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: Get used to saying we ain't.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: No more relations.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: Bullets are for blades, bullets are for bat bullets are for bodies, blades are for zombies.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: Find you a nurse.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: No more than six to a group.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: Stay at home.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: Have a skill.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_01: And then here's the bonus ones the two.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: Don't come back, don't come back to base sweating.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_01: You better have rapid response answers to why you're sweating.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: And then tell us you've been bitten.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just be honest at that point.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: If you've been bitten, you need to go ahead.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, I got bit.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: So uh I'm gonna need a couple guns, swords, or something.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm gonna go out swinging like Rambo.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go out like Rambo, but eventually I'm gonna turn into a zombie.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: So that's it.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: If you follow these 12 steps, you will survive the pandemic and the zombie apocalypse.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: And with that being said, we're gonna close this episode right there.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: At this moment, you you thank you for uh listening to episode five.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: Appreciate it.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: This this list will keep you alive in the in this in the in the in the in the zombie apocalypse.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: Guys, uh, thank you for your time.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: I've been Michael Lesby, and you guys have a good night.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you very much.