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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 19 - The Burden of Proof · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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  >> Skylar: Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
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  strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
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  stepped into a realm of my creation. A,
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  ah, sprawling city filled with danger and
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  glory, and most importantly, lots of
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  gold. I call it Isan
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  Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
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  The name is Jariv, and I'm the patron
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  deity of gambling. Long story
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  short, this group of idiots, or as
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  you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me that
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  they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
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  but left some.
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  >> Skylar: Of the key details blank.
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  >> Skylar: So I filled them in myself. I sent
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  them to this pocket dimension into the city I
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  had created with brand new bodies they'd
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  have to attune to.
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  >> Skylar: Can these fools pass my test, or.
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  >> Skylar: Will they be trapped here forever? So experience my world
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  of trials and tribulations and join
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  alongside this posse of pitiful people.
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  Or as I like to call them, the criminals
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  of Isan Numis.
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  >> Skylar: Welcome back everybody, to another episode of Sessions zero
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  Heroes. Production of Criminals of
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  Isaumis it seems kind of unfair to call it a production when
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  I mean we're producing it, but at the same time, I mean, it's just
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  actual play. Like, I mean, this isn't scripted, but I guess an
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  improv is also a production to some extent.
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  So anyways, with that being said, I am
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  Skylar. I'm your game master for
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  this series. To my right, we've got Dave, who
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  is playing Mai, the, Cancku
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  sorcerer. Next to him we got Fatty Lumpkins.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Who is playing a Cobold Echo Night.
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  >> Skylar: A Cobold Echo Night named. That wasn't the part I was held up
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  on.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Named Kido.
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  >> Skylar: Kto. Thank you. There's. See
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  what? His real name. I don't know why I was even
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  attempting, but it's long
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  Ichthoglyr skin. Yes,
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  yes. Kto. Which isn't even what it'd
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  normally be. Fo would be the nickname for that, but that's for like the
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  character you became. Bikito was your
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  original. Yeah. Name. next to him with
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  only one name. Well, actually that's not true either, but I
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  digress. Quinn playing Lil Sauce. next to
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  him we got Jackson, who's playing Des.
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  I don't know. Why do we always used to accidentally say Dex
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  or something?
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  >> Quinn: I remember.
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  >> Skylar: We always messed it up. Anyway, glad I didn't this time.
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  And then finally, next to Jackson, we have
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  Cameron, who is playing Roick
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  the goblin. Also, Des is also a
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  Kenu and Little Sauce is a goblin.
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  So. No, you're also a Kenu.
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  >> Quinn: I'm a Kenu who learned language from
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  my, fallen brother and McGrill.
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  >> Cameron: But only for slurs.
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  >> Skylar: And, all of us together make up what is
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  known as criminals of Isla Numz.
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  When last we left things off, you guys had
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  just paid a lot of money to
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  bail Little Sauce out of prison
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  so that he could join your group as you guys lead up to
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  his court case, which is now in two and a half
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  days. At this point, you, spent half the day
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  getting him all the paperwork and everything, process for the
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  bail. So you have two and a half days left. Now, I had talked
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  to you guys before about options and
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  opportunities that you have, to use this time
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  that you. That you have moving forward so
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  you can spend. I'm just going to run through the options with you
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  guys. Obviously, it's not a limited list. You guys can pitch me
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  other ideas, but just running through the ideas real
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  quick.
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  >> Quinn: Right?
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  >> Skylar: You have two and a half days. You can spend half a day to spy on the defense.
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  This is the defense attorney. This is, them meeting
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  with their client. you can spend a
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  f. Wa.
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  >> Quinn: Wait, where're the defense?
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  >> Skylar: Oh, you're right, sorry. Spying on the
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  prosecution.
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  >> Quinn: So all of this was,
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  very confused for saying.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah, no, that's totally fair. All of this was very, a lot
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  of details that Skylar had to learn about the entire. Every
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  DM recognizes this concept that, like, your players
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  want to do something and then you have to, like,
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  overmpicatedlyly research the crap out of
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  it. Just like. And yes, I'm bringing it back into
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  play. I don't want to hear about it until we're done with this court case
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  at least. Yes, I did a lot of research on
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  Renaissance era banking after you guys
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  asked if banks were insured. Lot
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  of research to find out whether or not they were
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  insured. So, anyway, back to now. Okay,
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  so one day.
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  >> Cameron: I don't think on the record, you've ever said if they were. Did.
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  >> Cameron: Did banks have insurance?
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  >> Skylar: Technically, no. Yes.
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  That's. You were hoping.
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  >> Quinn: No.
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  >> Cameron: Wanted.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Yeah.
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  >> Skylar: I wasnna say you wanted it to be ins.
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  >> Cameron: We wanted to commit insurance fraud, buy.
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  >> Cameron: A bank, then rob ourselves.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah. You were going to bank fraud yourself.
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  >> Cameron: Insurance take off.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah.
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  >> Cameron: I was thinking we rob a bank, and then
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  the people who owned the bank were just kind of like suffering.
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  >> Skylar: They're desolate because of you. Yeah, that's the reality of the
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  situation. I think, like, official banks probably would be. If
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  the official banks exist, then yes, I think they'probably I mean, if it.
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  >> Cameron: Was a bank of a bling amino.
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  >> Skylar: See, and this is why I don't wa. Want to get into it. We'll save this discussion for later. Cause
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  I'll go into it. I'll go ah, into. You said you didn't want to kill.
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  >> Skylar: I know.
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  >> Skylar: Four case.
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  >> Cameron: And now we're here.
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  >> Skylar: So back to the court trial. You have two and a half days. Half day.
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  You could spend, spying on the
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  prosecution. You could find out what. What their plan is, what they're going to
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  do for the court case. Right. You can spend a day tampering
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  with the evidence. Now, here's the problem is you guys might
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  have an idea of some of the evidence, but you don't know where it's at,
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  etc. So there's a good chance that spying on
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  the prosecution is going to be key to then lead
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  into tampering with the evidence. Right. another option,
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  tampering with third parties. I can't get too
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  far into what that means because again, this
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  is something that will come out of either spying on people or
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  finding out more details about the court system in this world. but
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  there are potentially third parties involved. You might be
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  able to throw them off in some way. you can spend a
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  day intimidating witnesses. You guys met all the
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  witnesses. but it would take you an entire day to try to,
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  like, figure out where they are, who they are,
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  what they do, and then be able to actually do
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  something to cause problems for them or
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  convince them in some way to take your side. Who knows?
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  Sorry, that's witnesses. Same, thing goes for
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  the jury. When I say take their side, that's what I meant.
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  Jury members. You can do stuff with them.
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  Those are kind of like the primary things I had thought of. Like I
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  said, not a limited list. You guys can do other things to
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  kind of deal with this.
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  Oh, procuring fake witnesses and evidence. we
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  out of game, are fairly aware
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  that, Feather McGregor, aka Lil Sauce,
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  is, actually pretty involved in the crimes that he's
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  being accused of. So in game,
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  you're working to kind of find ways to prove
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  that he wasn't, which in technically would be lying.
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  So that's why I say procuring fake witnesses.
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  >> Quinn: Allegedly.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah. Or throwing the, word allegedly around a lot. But whatever the
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  case, I want to shut up because I want to hear what you guys
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  are planning next and.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Little saucies with us.
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  >> Skylar: Waiky's no longer in the jail right at this moment.
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  You guys are. I'm gonna say you guys are right. Outside the
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  courthouse with, little sauce.
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  No longer with shackles on his wrist.
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  >> Quinn: What are the, rules if the prosecution fails to show
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  up?
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  >> Skylar: If the prosecution fails to show up, then
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  the court trial will be pushed until
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  a new. Like, you mean the attorney
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  or the client?
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: The client. Dead.
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  >> Skylar: If the client were dead, I. I.
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  >> Quinn: Mean, it would just be the prosecutor. It be the state,
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  basically.
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  >> Skylar: Not in this situation. No.
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  >> Dave: Lord Pendleton's estate.
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  >> Skylar: Right. Because they're, well, to some extent the state.
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  You've been arrested because you publicly had evidence
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  against you. But then they have the actual, like,
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  party of. I believe Mrs. Pendleton was, on
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  their. And maybe she's just a witness, but whatever the case.
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  Yeah, okay.
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  >> Skylar: So, yeah, it would be disapp.
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  >> Quinn: So M. Mrs. Pelatton weren't. Or not des.
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  >> Skylar: Well, she's just a witness then. Yeah. If the prosecution
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  attorney were not to show up, they would just
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  prolong your period of
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  leading up to a new trial where they would bring in a new
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  prosecution.
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  >> Quinn: What if the jury was to not show up? The whole jury?
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  >> Cameron: The whole jury. They'd
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  probably just pick more jury.
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  >> Skylar: The courthouse. You are, right outside the doors of the courthouse.
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  >> Quinn: All right, so who was the Slicer working with?
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  >> Skylar: Who was the Slicer working with?
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  >> Quinn: I mean, no, who was the gang he was part of?
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  I can't remember.
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  >> Skylar: Oh, he did mention being involved with the
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  Thieves Guild.
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  >> Quinn: The Thieves Guild? So what if we were to, do some work for the
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  Thieves Guild in return? The
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  Thieves Guild does some work for us.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I don't know if the Thieves Guild would be huge fans of us
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  either, because didn't we kill their
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  slicer?
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  >> Quinn: Yeah. I mean, I feel like they got.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: A respect as kind point multiple enemies.
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  >> Quinn: I feel like they got to respect us at that point.
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  We could pay them some money. How much money we all got?
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  >> Cameron: We just spent it all.
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  >> Cameron: What do you think the Thieves Guild would do for us?
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  >> Quinn: I have 0 I sift
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  614 gold pieces. Give them
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  some money and do something for them
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  in return. They do something for us.
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  >> Cameron: So they don't have an evidence
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  list.
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  >> Skylar: But you could spy on the prosecution to find out
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  what evidence they have.
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  >> Cameron: Why didn't they charge you with u.
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  >> Quinn: Pretty much everything under the sun.
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  >> Cameron: On what accounts?
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  >> Quinn: all of them.
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  >> Cameron: No, like, what proof did they have you did at
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  all? Because they can't just arrest you just to arrest.
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  >> Quinn: I believe it was just witnesses, wasn't it? Witness testimony.
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  >> Skylar: I mean, they literally found the carriage with the
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  horses stolen from the Pendleton estate parked behind your
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  house.
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  >> Quinn: Oh, yeah. It was purping on your house.
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  >> Skylar: And then. And then from there, they were able to get a
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  warrant to enter your house, where they found the
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  jars and the books
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  and other kind of personal items from the
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  Pendleton estate.
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  >> Cameron: Well, o. So what thatine hearing is. They
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  arrested you on evidence they obtained
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  while we were in a different part.
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  >> Quinn: Of town for three days straight saving children.
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  >> Cameron: Who's this say it wasn't planted.
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  >> Quinn: It was planted by Big Sauce.
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  >> Cameron: Okay, here's next question. Do they have a
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  witness? Did. Was there anyone alive
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  at any of the scene of crimes? There was T. The
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  lady.
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  >> Quinn: She didn't see anything.
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  >> Cameron: Did you see anyone? Did anyone see the lady? I
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  don't think she saw.
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  >> Quinn: She heard you. Me? Yeah, I think it was
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  you.
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  >> Cameron: Des holds up, a sign that says we tricked her into
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  believing that we were her husband.
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  She was down f. We did that? Yeah, we did.
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  It was. It was Maky.
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  >> Quinn: He.
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  >> Cameron: Maky.
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  >> Cameron: He mimicked the guy's voice and.
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  You mimicked his voice and we tricked
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  his wife.
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  >> Cameron: Yeah. Is that all you did?
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  >> Dave: What are you inclineing.
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  >> Cameron: Taking a things. You went upstairs. What?
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  I think you were justning, like, a bedroom or something.
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  >> Dave: Yeah, I got. Oh, no. My cool hat
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  is gone. O. I knew I shouldn't have left that
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  at. At the house.
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  >> Cameron: Where'd you get the cool hat?
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  >> Quinn: It.
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  >> Dave: It was one of those riding hats.
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  >> Cameron: Oh, that's right.
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  >> Quinn: We got more to worry about the hats here right now. I'm sorry.
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  >> Cameron: Well, I'm just the g see her.
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  >> Dave: I, may have caused a, minor
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  illusion.
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  >> Cameron: So what'd you look like?
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  >> Dave: Bndleton.
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  >> Cameron: Wait, hold on. But he was dead outside.
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  >> Skylar: He was dead in the alley.
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  >> Cameron: He's dead. The alley. So he couldn't have gotten to
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  his house that night. Meaning
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  she saw not her husband,
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  but the guilty party. Little
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  Sauce doesn't look anything like her husband.
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  That means if we could find someone that looks
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  like her husband, we could say that person
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  framed Little Sauce. Or
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  even easier, you can. You can look
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  like him, right? You did it once. Who's the say? You
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  don't cast this spell. Pretend to be him again in the
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  court. We surprise witness you,
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  right? And then we get you arrested. But then when
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  you're in prison, you undo your disguise, and then
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  we sneak you out. And now they're on the loose, looking for a man
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  that looks like. Not you.
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  >> Dave: So you're saying this?
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  >> Quinn: can I, Sorry. I don't mean you go in the court or go in
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  the courtouse. Get the state registry
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  and look up and see if he's got any, like
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  the yellow pages of the day or whatever.
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  >> Cameron: O brother or something.
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  >> Quinn: And see if he's got a brother.
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  >> Cameron: That's a good idea. Like, yeah, we can see if he's got a
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  brother or.
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  >> Quinn: Or uncle or cousin. The closest of Ken, he's
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  saying we.
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  >> Cameron: Get his brother arrested or someone
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  or maybe, a manly sister.
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  >> Quinn: We just under.
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  >> Cameron: We pretend he's his brother.
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  >> Quinn: Yeah, just. But we're got to see if he has one first.
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  >> Cameron: Listen, you guys could probably
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  also just eavesdrop on
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  the prosecuting party and we would probably find
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  that out. Des writes on a post it note.
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  >> Skylar: Right. Passes it around.
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  >> Cameron: Sorying the continuity here.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah, no, that's good. just. Just to clarify real quick, so that you guys are
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  aware, because I like that, you know, you have multiple ideas going. You
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  can split up the group to do different ones of
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  those options that I just mentioned to you guys. The chances
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  of success go up and down depending on how many people
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  are involved with it. So the more people you have involved, the more
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  likely it is to succeed because you work together. but that
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  doesn't mean that by splitting up,
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  you can't still do multiples of those things.
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  So, like something that's going to take a whole day, you could have somebody
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  doing that while the rest of you do something that takes a whole day
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  separately, and then that's only one day still.
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  >> Quinn: Yeah, let's just go spy on the easiest way.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: That seems like an obvious starting point.
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  >> Cameron: Yeah.
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  >> Skylar: So who all would like to go spy on
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  the prosecution? Are we splitting up the group or does everybody want
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  to go do it?
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  >> Cameron: I think Des is on board with spying.
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  >> Skylar: Okay. Anybody else? Who else wants to
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  spy?
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  >> Cameron: Sure. Well, let's not break up the party
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  soon.
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  >> Quinn: I absolutely should not be caught doing that.
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  >> Skylar: That's a pretty fair point.
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  >> Quinn: Will see. I will do research on local
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  family.
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  >> Cameron: Maybe you should. Oh, yeah, look up local family.
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  >> Skylar: I like that. That's good. I say that's a good half day.
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  research. Yeah. Okay. Like, that's
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  exactly what I was talking about. Like, what's. I don't know. There's other
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  ways that I can't think of that you guys might think of. So I like that.
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  >> Cameron: You also should go to your house because
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  you know your house better than us, and find
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  out what they all took into evidence.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Take an inventory of your house and anything that.
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  >> Quinn: Waitit.
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  >> Skylar: Wait.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Inventory.
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  >> Cameron: It's like a. It's a backwards inventory. He's
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  taking inventory of what's gone.
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  >> Quinn: If I If I knew what was gone then
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  I. If I didn't do it, I wouldn't know
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  what was there to begin with. What.
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  >> Cameron: What I'm saying is we can prepare for everything
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  they bring up as evidence and then we can just keep pointing
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  it towards his brother or whoever. We're gonna be our
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  scapegoat because remember for the last three days
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  we were saving children in a different town
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  across the river. Yeah, good point, good point.
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  >> Dave: Okay, I'd just say, I like the option that u
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  doesn't have me going to jail, so
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  I could be it.
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  >> Cameron: I got a new disguy self spelling that level
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  up.
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  >> Skylar: Ah.
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  >> Dave: well, there you go.
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  >> Cameron: I'll be the scapegoat. I'm skinny. I could
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  just slide through the barss.
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  >> Skylar: Probably.
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  >> Cameron: Probably not. But, u.
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  >> Skylar: All right, so what I have right now is Cameron and
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  Jackson wantna go spy.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Did someboy did onea I will accompany them.
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  >> Skylar: You'll accompany them as Keido Mai would.
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  >> Dave: Like to go to
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  perhaps a bookore or a
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  local community college
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  oay and steal someone's law
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  book so that he has a bunch
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  of words he can throw out.
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  >> Skylar: Big fancy. Okay, I like that. I like that.
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  >> Cameron: And then he's gonna instruct a college student to read
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  them all aloud to him.
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  >> Skylar: Actually get a big kick out of this idea.
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  >> Dave: Maybe he'snna go, what do you call it? Aud audit a
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  law CL.
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  >> Skylar: So he gets to sit in for free. He that's a
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  perfect thing to take up a half a day as well. I love that. That's great.
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  Alrigh. So Maki goes off to
• 16:16
  fake audit his way through a, law class
• 16:19
  so that he can gain some knowledge. But also
• 16:22
  mostly more importantly, some fancy words said
• 16:24
  by some old professor somewhere who knows what
• 16:27
  he's talking about so that he can sound. And I'm going toa let you
• 16:30
  do the research on legal
• 16:32
  terminologies. Actually, I can you what I
• 16:35
  have as far as like all the objections that you can make
• 16:38
  and what for. I have that so I can help you
• 16:41
  there.
• 16:41
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 16:42
  >> Skylar: And then, Lil Sauce is going to
• 16:45
  do some research at like the county office. He's going
• 16:47
  to go back to where there's just like a mess of like
• 16:50
  papers still being cleane the same place. Of course. It's the city
• 16:53
  hall.
• 16:53
  >> Quinn: Oh no. I want to see also back at the house,
• 16:56
  see what I can find. Might maybe someone
• 16:59
  left something behind that they shouldn't have.
• 17:01
  >> Skylar: Absolutely. Or at the very least get information on maybe
• 17:04
  what might have been taken fantastic. Okay, and then the
• 17:07
  rest of you guys are going to be spending the half
• 17:09
  day to spy on the prosecution. So the way this works
• 17:12
  is there are going to be two different checks that I'm going to have you make
• 17:15
  to determine, how much
• 17:18
  you're going to gain or information potentially.
• 17:21
  So, because there's three of you, I'm going to get
• 17:24
  whichever one of you wants to make the stealth
• 17:26
  check, do so, and you will get a plus two for the
• 17:29
  other individuals that are helping you. And that's outside of,
• 17:32
  obviously, whatever bonuses you already get. So who would like to make the
• 17:35
  stealth check between the three of you?
• 17:36
  >> Cameron: Who's got the higher decks? I've got, my
• 17:39
  Stealth'ten Okay.
• 17:40
  >> Skylar: I have a.
• 17:41
  >> Cameron: What I was about to say I have a plus 7 to stealth.
• 17:44
  >> Skylar: Holy cow.
• 17:45
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Guys got symbols taped to my feet.
• 17:49
  >> Skylar: Compared to everybody else. All right, well, Cameron, would you like
• 17:52
  to roll a stealth chec?
• 17:54
  >> Cameron: I like him. We're, like, trying to figure out the stealthy one. And me and
• 17:57
  Des are like, m. We're both really quiet. And then
• 17:59
  Keito'like I'm quiet. He comes stomping
• 18:02
  into the.
• 18:03
  >> Cameron: He's like the symbol monkey.
• 18:06
  >> Skylar: All right, so, Cameron, you're going to be adding a total of plus
• 18:09
  12, apparently, to this. So, I mean, unless you.
• 18:12
  Unless you roll an absolute one.
• 18:14
  >> Cameron: That was a coc die between a one and a
• 18:17
  19.
• 18:17
  >> Skylar: Okay'reroll that.
• 18:19
  >> Cameron: It leaned pretty heavy on the 1915
• 18:22
  total.
• 18:22
  >> Cameron: Oh, wait, wait. 12.
• 18:24
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: 17. 17.
• 18:25
  >> Skylar: an impressive success. All right, so this you guys
• 18:28
  are able to sneak into. Oh, shoot.
• 18:31
  So I don't know. Does anybody remember what name I gave the
• 18:34
  lawyer guy? Okay, that's Fin. Egg Nows.
• 18:36
  >> Cameron: That's good.
• 18:37
  >> Skylar: His name is Egg Nows. Good God.
• 18:38
  >> Skylar: I gotta write that down.
• 18:39
  >> Quinn: You know, somebody's listening to this right now. His name was
• 18:42
  Gregory.
• 18:43
  >> Skylar: What the heck?
• 18:44
  >> Quinn: Or something like that.
• 18:45
  >> Skylar: You guys break into Eggdy name their child
• 18:48
  Egg? Yes.
• 18:49
  >> Cameron: Yeah, dude.
• 18:50
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 18:51
  >> Cameron: He was a white guy that came out bald. And his parents are like, ha,
• 18:54
  Egg.
• 18:56
  >> Quinn: I love that.
• 18:57
  >> Skylar: But he's not like an older guy. Like, he's just naturally.
• 19:00
  >> Quinn: And he wasn't the violent type. So he takes out his anger
• 19:03
  because of his name and frustration on putting people in prison for your
• 19:06
  life.
• 19:07
  >> Cameron: You know what? That's a healthy. It's healthier, you know?
• 19:09
  >> Skylar: I guess.
• 19:11
  >> Skylar: So anyway, you guys break into Eggnomesms
• 19:14
  law office or law firm. And, you
• 19:16
  guys successfully managed to sneak. I think you probably,
• 19:19
  like, climbed the outer walls up to the
• 19:22
  window where he practices his law. And
• 19:25
  you can listen in and you hear him talking to
• 19:28
  one of his assistants about the current case.
• 19:31
  The question is, is how much you guys are go going toa be able to hear. So with
• 19:34
  your success, you got an impressive success with the 17.
• 19:37
  You get a plus three to your investigation
• 19:39
  check again. Whichever one of you would like to be the one
• 19:42
  to make that investigation check, it is up to you.
• 19:45
  But you will get a plus three on top of your already existing
• 19:48
  bonus.
• 19:48
  >> Cameron: That would put me in a plus seven for investigation
• 19:51
  higher than me.
• 19:53
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I have cymbols strapped to my feet and
• 19:56
  cotton balls in my ears.
• 19:58
  >> Cameron: Are we adding ours alltogether for his.
• 20:00
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Role or just his bself?
• 20:01
  >> Skylar: Well, what you guys achieved was giving him an extra
• 20:04
  bonus. So he's rolling and getting plus 3.
• 20:07
  >> Cameron: 13.
• 20:07
  >> Skylar: 13. Okay. You learn three elements
• 20:10
  that the prosecutor is planning on using
• 20:13
  against you. as you hear the
• 20:16
  prosecution discussing with his
• 20:18
  assistant, he says,
• 20:22
  all right, all right, all right. We've got
• 20:25
  a few different, directions that I want to
• 20:28
  go with. first of all, we're going toa
• 20:31
  bring in the horses. We're
• 20:34
  gonna call the horses to the witness stand,
• 20:37
  and, I'm sure their testimony is gonna be
• 20:40
  brilliant for, for that. so
• 20:43
  make sure you guys have them well fed, ready to go
• 20:46
  for, for the trial. We've got, I think,
• 20:49
  four different horses. So u, make
• 20:52
  sure they're all taken care of. let's see,
• 20:54
  the second thing that we want to
• 20:57
  use in this case
• 21:00
  is, obviously the,
• 21:03
  carriage as evidence, I think, is a pretty big
• 21:05
  one. That's a pretty big one that we're going toa be able to slam him
• 21:08
  on. I've got a spot friend, of mine
• 21:11
  runs Steamway Carriages, Inc. Headquarter over at their
• 21:13
  headquarters. they said they'd make a space for the carriage, keep it
• 21:16
  safe there. so that shouldn't be any kind of a problem.
• 21:19
  Let's see what else is on the docket for getting ready
• 21:22
  for this. oh, u, do
• 21:25
  you have everybody. Do we have
• 21:28
  record that everybody's still in the morgue and their bodies are
• 21:31
  preserved? And
• 21:34
  assistant nods and confirms and he goes,
• 21:37
  perfect, perfect. That's gonna be important as
• 21:39
  well. And that's what you guys
• 21:42
  hear before he dismisses the assistant
• 21:45
  and starts just kind of scribbling and writing.
• 21:47
  >> Cameron: And what was that last thing?
• 21:48
  >> Skylar: he asked if all the bodies were preserved at
• 21:51
  the morgue.
• 21:52
  >> Cameron: Got it.
• 21:53
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: So if we knew a couple magicians, they
• 21:56
  could Tamper with the climate controls in the
• 21:59
  morgue and speed the
• 22:01
  decomposition process. Or just
• 22:04
  behead them. One need to be a chemistry. Could
• 22:07
  just slice off the head.
• 22:08
  >> Cameron: Then they got nothing to identify. If you slice off the head,
• 22:11
  you can't talk to them anymore. They're
• 22:14
  dead. They're ned.
• 22:16
  >> Cameron: Is that how speak with dead?
• 22:17
  >> Cameron: I't think that spell works anymore.
• 22:19
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Oh, I didn't know that existed.
• 22:20
  >> Cameron: That clerics and wizards can cast. I think they need to have
• 22:23
  their heads still attached. Or at least the head. If we just take
• 22:26
  the heads and just ditch them in some river or
• 22:29
  something. Or feed them to a dog.
• 22:32
  >> Quinn: Feed them to the horses.
• 22:36
  >> Cameron: Great idea. Great idea. Random person
• 22:38
  who's standing right next to us.
• 22:41
  It's a homeless dude.
• 22:43
  >> Skylar: Is just like.
• 22:44
  >> Skylar: What do you got? Freedom to the horse.
• 22:46
  >> Cameron: I'll put that right in my notebook. Thank
• 22:48
  you.
• 22:49
  >> Skylar: Got it.
• 22:50
  >> Quinn: They locked me up for 20 back in.
• 22:53
  In 22o.
• 22:55
  >> Skylar: Ye.
• 22:55
  >> Cameron: What'd you do?
• 22:56
  >> Quinn: I murdered.
• 22:57
  >> Cameron: Killed. But you're innocent, right?
• 22:59
  >> Quinn: I didn't do it.
• 23:00
  >> Cameron: Ye see, I never said I would. Neither did I.
• 23:03
  Client.
• 23:03
  >> Quinn: Go get them, brother.
• 23:05
  >> Cameron: Go. Respect. hey, would you be
• 23:07
  willing for real cheap, be able to take
• 23:10
  a fall for our guy and go back in for like another
• 23:13
  50 years or something?
• 23:14
  >> Skylar: 50?
• 23:15
  >> Cameron: That means it's your second home. How good life is out
• 23:18
  here? I mean, you're homeless. They give you three square meals
• 23:21
  a day.
• 23:22
  >> Quinn: Can hear her like a persuasion on this guy.
• 23:24
  >> Skylar: No, no, this guy's not going toa.
• 23:25
  >> Cameron: Take a fall for you.
• 23:26
  >> Skylar: This guy is your creation.
• 23:27
  >> Cameron: Not. That's a
• 23:29
  26.
• 23:31
  >> Skylar: This guy.
• 23:31
  >> Quinn: It's a 26. He can at least help him.
• 23:34
  >> Skylar: He said okay, okay, here. Here's what I'll say. This random homeless
• 23:37
  guy's like, o. I'm.
• 23:38
  >> Skylar: Not gonna go down for you, but, u. What do you. What do you want? What do you want?
• 23:40
  I could be a witness. You want me to say something?
• 23:43
  >> Cameron: Sure. I didn't even know that was an option.
• 23:45
  >> Skylar: Well, it technically is. Is an option. It's gonna take you a day to coach this
• 23:48
  guy'n.
• 23:49
  >> Cameron: No, just follow us.
• 23:50
  >> Skylar: What? No. I got things to do. I got cans to collect.
• 23:52
  >> Cameron: I got one eagle with your name on it.
• 23:55
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 23:58
  >> Quinn: All right.
• 23:58
  >> Skylar: It's more than I get in cans in a year.
• 24:01
  >> Cameron: By the way, what's your name?
• 24:02
  >> Skylar: More than I get in cans in 10 years.
• 24:04
  >> Cameron: What's your name?
• 24:05
  >> Skylar: Rumple Diltskin.
• 24:07
  >> Cameron: Nice. I love that name. Rumple
• 24:09
  Diltskin. I like this guy.
• 24:12
  >> Skylar: Did you already pay him the 20 gold like I Mean, I guess. Are you taking
• 24:14
  it off your char'care?
• 24:16
  >> Quinn: Okay, It's a family name.
• 24:17
  >> Cameron: Whatever keeps this guy happy.
• 24:19
  >> Skylar: All right, you've got rumple Dilts again. It's gonna if
• 24:22
  you want him to actually play a part in this, it's going toa take
• 24:25
  you a day to train this guy and give him
• 24:28
  a rundown of what he you want him to do.
• 24:30
  >> Quinn: Oh, he's got two days or two and a half days with so it doesn't
• 24:33
  you.
• 24:33
  >> Skylar: I mean, you can just put one person on this job.
• 24:36
  >> Cameron: He's taking. He's 100% taking the fall for this
• 24:39
  thing. I put him on the stand full. I'm blaming him
• 24:42
  for everything.
• 24:43
  >> Cameron: We just disguise him as the as.
• 24:46
  >> Cameron: The guy'brother I'not evennna bother disguising
• 24:49
  them. This going to be like this, man.
• 24:53
  >> Cameron: They're gonna use the horses as witnesses.
• 24:56
  >> Quinn: How is you just make them talk.
• 24:57
  >> Cameron: Speak with animals. Speak with animals is a very common
• 25:00
  spell. You get it like level one.
• 25:02
  >> Cameron: This is the horses.
• 25:04
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Are these the horses that we or.
• 25:06
  >> Skylar: Did horses see you one did.
• 25:09
  >> Cameron: Which ones did we kill?
• 25:10
  >> Cameron: We burn the stables. We burn the
• 25:13
  wagon yardah. We burn it. All right, one
• 25:16
  more thing.
• 25:17
  >> Quinn: Can like speak with stonewallls too? Like, come on.
• 25:20
  It's cheating.
• 25:22
  >> Cameron: I knew I should have been a druid.
• 25:24
  >> Quinn: Does anybody got any sp rive them.
• 25:26
  >> Cameron: With hay or something to yes, could speak with animals.
• 25:29
  Rangers could speak with animals.
• 25:44
  >> Skylar: So end of the day mai, you definitely get a whole bunch
• 25:47
  of fun terminologies. again, I'm gonna let you kind of
• 25:50
  find out decide what that I would say.
• 25:52
  >> Dave: His goal would have been yes, to listen in on
• 25:55
  the class, but to steal a, textbook?
• 25:58
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, yeah, you can. Oh, dude, I feel like one of
• 26:01
  the students is like, man, I freaking hate this class and just
• 26:04
  throws his book away. And then you just pull it out of the
• 26:07
  trash and you've got a law book. And the dude's like, oh, my
• 26:09
  father's Duke Archibald Reginald Montgomery
• 26:12
  Cavendish. And let's just say I'm too good for
• 26:15
  this. And he throws his law book away and
• 26:18
  walks out. And as he does, he says who wants to party at my
• 26:21
  dad's house? And disappears off the
• 26:24
  distance with a other bunch of other party
• 26:27
  jocks.
• 26:27
  >> Dave: All right, a party.
• 26:30
  >> Skylar: Markey spends another half day attending a college
• 26:32
  very no. but yeah, you get a law book. And of course you
• 26:35
  had the law class as well. Lil Sauce,
• 26:38
  you are able to find out that
• 26:40
  he, Pendleton had no other family.
• 26:43
  In fact, if you Remember back when you guys were at his
• 26:46
  house grabbing it? you'll remember that
• 26:49
  it was. Aside from his wife, which he had pictures
• 26:52
  of he and his wife like dramatically riding
• 26:55
  horses. That was the only kind of imagery
• 26:58
  throughout the entire house was either just horses or him and his
• 27:01
  wife and horses. And when you check the record'like
• 27:03
  it's not that his family's dead. He just doesn't really have like a whole lot
• 27:06
  of branches to his family. It's a pretty. Just like
• 27:09
  straight down tree to the point where you almost wonder if like
• 27:12
  there's some, What's the word?
• 27:13
  >> Quinn: Incest.
• 27:14
  >> Skylar: Incest going on.
• 27:15
  >> Cameron: Almost.
• 27:15
  >> Skylar: Who knows?
• 27:16
  >> Quinn: I just threw that out there. Being a smart do guy. And that's what you're
• 27:19
  actually.
• 27:19
  >> Skylar: That's actually what I was going for. Yeah.
• 27:21
  >> Quinn: Interesting.
• 27:21
  >> Skylar: Yeah, it's gross.
• 27:23
  >> Quinn: But anyways, we do not condone this and hear a
• 27:26
  coin.
• 27:26
  >> Skylar: Right, Right.
• 27:27
  >> Quinn: Just to Clearari's for story purposes or.
• 27:29
  >> Skylar: Session zero hero as a whole, in case that's been mentioned. Actually it
• 27:32
  has been mentioned in one of our other series.
• 27:34
  >> Cameron: Incest.
• 27:35
  >> Skylar: Yeah, it was in Benders and Brus.
• 27:36
  >> Cameron: Ah.
• 27:37
  >> Skylar: There was a joke about a brother sister thing, but was.
• 27:40
  It was just a joke. We do not condone Inc. Anyway, let's move
• 27:43
  on. Anyway, that's what you find out there. aside from that,
• 27:46
  things that you, notice have been removed
• 27:49
  or kind of cross referencing some of
• 27:52
  the things that they mentioned. As far as the charges go. Okay.
• 27:55
  we have the five counts of felony murder, which
• 27:58
  would include three guards,
• 28:01
  Lord Pendleton and the guy
• 28:03
  that was on the carriage. Cause I think you can go collect.
• 28:06
  Like you might not be able to get the evidence and the witnesses like
• 28:09
  Roke tried to do, but I think you could get kind of a breakdown of
• 28:12
  the charges. Right. Those are the five murders.
• 28:14
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Didn't we murder the gangster dude?
• 28:17
  >> Quinn: Yeah.
• 28:18
  >> Skylar: So the reason why they were kind of iffy on that one was
• 28:21
  because he was a known criminal and they assumed that
• 28:24
  he died during the fight. And they're notn. The
• 28:26
  state's not going to press charges on the death of a known criminal
• 28:29
  doing criminal activity. It just seems backwards.
• 28:32
  >> Cameron: Oh, so then Lord Pendleton should also not be one of
• 28:35
  the charges. Got him.
• 28:37
  >> Cameron: Now see, the thing is though, is he's wealthy.
• 28:40
  >> Cameron: Oh, dang it. Yeah, that's the probleming of the criminal,
• 28:43
  which is criminal activity. So what you just stated.
• 28:45
  >> Skylar: But they don't know that. They don't know. They're just they. As far as they're
• 28:48
  aware, he was jumped in the alley
• 28:50
  Anyway, one count of first degree armed
• 28:53
  robbery, which was the actual assault and
• 28:56
  theft in the alleyway that led to the murder.
• 28:58
  So, as in you pulled weapons on Pendleton
• 29:01
  and his men in an attempt to rob them. One
• 29:04
  count of first degree theft.
• 29:08
  This is where it comes in, the items. Now, I say first
• 29:10
  degree theft because it's supposed to be up to a
• 29:13
  certain value of money, of things
• 29:16
  stolen, as opposed to each individual thing stolen, which is
• 29:19
  interesting, because in copyright law, it's like, per
• 29:21
  infraction. But in this case, I believe, as
• 29:24
  I understand, you stole things from his personal
• 29:27
  estate, adding up to the value of first degree
• 29:30
  theft when I'm understand.
• 29:31
  >> Quinn: That wasn't me, that was him. Point of these guys.
• 29:34
  >> Skylar: Yeah, exactly. Jars of horse seamen. a number
• 29:37
  of them. Horses, I believe,
• 29:40
  to a cart, which you
• 29:43
  attached the horses to when you guys made your escape.
• 29:46
  And then various personal items from the estate,
• 29:48
  including hats, jewelry,
• 29:52
  books, and, I believe, food
• 29:55
  items out of his fridge.
• 29:57
  And then just to top off that fact, because I,
• 30:00
  like, scoured every, like, criminal
• 30:03
  charge that existed, and I'm like.
• 30:05
  >> Skylar: What else kind of slam him with.
• 30:07
  >> Skylar: Was, one count of trespassing, which I think is just a
• 30:10
  misdemeanor, but obviously you would have had to trespass on
• 30:13
  the estate in order to steal things.
• 30:15
  >> Cameron: Our goal is to get him down to just the trespassing.
• 30:17
  >> Skylar: You can get him down just to the trespassing charge. You'll be
• 30:20
  like, boom, community service.
• 30:23
  >> Cameron: Yes.
• 30:23
  >> Skylar: And you'll be like, I plead the 28.
• 30:26
  >> Cameron: I can't do it.
• 30:27
  >> Skylar: I can't. I won't do it. Just give me what the 28.
• 30:30
  Anyway, so you guys have completed your
• 30:33
  first half day, which puts you at two days
• 30:35
  until the trial. What would you like to do?
• 30:38
  >> Cameron: Ariel sitting in the house?
• 30:40
  >> Skylar: Yeah, I think you're all at little Sauce's house at this point, which
• 30:43
  is a bit empty. And the little bit that's there
• 30:46
  is thrown about.
• 30:46
  >> Cameron: So what's missing?
• 30:48
  >> Skylar: Well, do you want me to just restate it all?
• 30:51
  Okay. Jars of horse sen. Horses cart.
• 30:54
  Various personal items from the estate, including
• 30:56
  hats, jewelry, books,
• 30:59
  food items. And I believe there might have been some paintings as
• 31:02
  well.
• 31:02
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: yes, I did take some tintings and a
• 31:05
  clipboard.
• 31:06
  >> Skylar: Sure. Yeah.
• 31:06
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Well, yeah, the clipboard lost on the.
• 31:09
  >> Cameron: That's gonna be the nail, man.
• 31:11
  >> Skylar: It was gonna be one count of first degree, theft,
• 31:14
  but we'll make it one and a half because he took a clipboard,
• 31:17
  and that would have put it over. Over the max limit.
• 31:19
  >> Cameron: It would be funny if we'in the courtroom, and they'listening everything that
• 31:22
  was robbed. And then, like, they finished and went. That's all. And then
• 31:25
  ca. Goes. And a. Clipboards.
• 31:28
  >> Cameron: Don't forget the clipboard.
• 31:30
  >> Skylar: And they're like, boom, Guilty. And also, arrest those
• 31:33
  guys. Okay. All right. There you go. That's the scene.
• 31:36
  >> Quinn: Well, he, has, like, no family
• 31:38
  whatsoever. Wait, who's this guy?
• 31:40
  >> Cameron: Oh, this is Rumple Diltkin.
• 31:45
  >> Skylar: I didn't really.
• 31:46
  >> Quinn: I didn't say that.
• 31:47
  >> Cameron: Oh, he's gonna be a witness. And he said
• 31:50
  he's willing to say anything on the stand for us. That
• 31:53
  is true.
• 31:54
  >> Cameron: Des passes Rumple a note that
• 31:57
  says, because if you plead guilty,
• 32:00
  you get three square meals a day and free
• 32:03
  housing.
• 32:03
  >> Cameron: I said that already.
• 32:05
  >> Skylar: I understand.
• 32:06
  >> Skylar: I was there for 22 years,
• 32:09
  and, I'm not doing it againuse there's other stuff
• 32:11
  that you get in there that you don't want.
• 32:15
  >> Cameron: So Des passes him a note again, and the note
• 32:18
  just says, you want.
• 32:19
  >> Skylar: It not from anyone in there.
• 32:21
  >> Cameron: Oh, interesting.
• 32:21
  >> Skylar: I want to be out in the real world to have the freedom to find
• 32:24
  who I want it from.
• 32:25
  >> Quinn: How does that work out for you?
• 32:27
  >> Skylar: I'm getting there. I got time. I'm only. I'm
• 32:30
  only 63.
• 32:31
  >> Cameron: This is completely random, but Rumple Dildtskins,
• 32:34
  charged with murder. Well, found guilty of murder. That
• 32:37
  was a while ago, so completely irrelevant.
• 32:39
  >> Skylar: So I heard you did it. He smiles.
• 32:42
  >> Skylar: He's a big, toothy smile.
• 32:43
  >> Cameron: Oh, he's innocent. Just like you were,
• 32:45
  >> Skylar: Oh.
• 32:45
  >> Quinn: Oh, yeah.
• 32:46
  >> Cameron: Innocent.
• 32:47
  >> Skylar: He's winking at you.
• 32:48
  >> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't carry the weight.
• 32:51
  They didn't offer me the. I had nobody from the
• 32:53
  persecutions. Talk to me. So I don't care.
• 32:56
  >> Quinn: I'll give you, Give you 100 gold. And if you murder
• 32:58
  somebody in'even done wa.
• 33:01
  >> Skylar: I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
• 33:04
  I am here for you to tell me what to
• 33:07
  say for 20 gold, and then I go say it.
• 33:10
  And then I take my 20 gold and I spend it on
• 33:13
  the things I want.
• 33:14
  >> Cameron: Yep.
• 33:14
  >> Skylar: That I do not have to share with you guys.
• 33:16
  >> Cameron: That's fine. I don't care.
• 33:18
  >> Quinn: You want 100 golden not to kill somebody.
• 33:20
  >> Skylar: I don't do that no more.
• 33:21
  >> Cameron: I thought you didn't do it.
• 33:22
  >> Skylar: u. Yeah, I don't do that no more. From the
• 33:25
  day I was born, I.
• 33:26
  >> Cameron: See a winking at me when my mom died.
• 33:28
  >> Skylar: And then my dad said that was my fault, so I don't do it
• 33:31
  no more. That's what I meant. Wink, wink.
• 33:34
  >> Cameron: O okay, got it. So, u what's there to eat around
• 33:36
  you? Nothing. They took all my food.
• 33:39
  >> Skylar: Oh, man, you guys ow us in the streets?
• 33:41
  >> Skylar: Too bad.
• 33:41
  >> Skylar: You.
• 33:42
  >> Skylar: Wait, you said you did pay him already.
• 33:44
  >> Cameron: I did pay you early.
• 33:45
  >> Skylar: I'm gonna go out and get some.
• 33:46
  >> Cameron: To eat you guys later. I don't care. Just show back
• 33:49
  up here tomorrow morning.
• 33:50
  >> Skylar: You got it, boss.
• 33:51
  >> Skylar: He winks at y for evidence.
• 33:54
  >> Cameron: They've got horses as
• 33:56
  witnesses, a carriage as evidence,
• 33:59
  and they're going toa use the bodies as evidence. And I'm
• 34:02
  pretty sure they're going to do a speak with the dead spell on
• 34:05
  them.
• 34:06
  >> Cameron: Can I roll like arcana to know if des
• 34:09
  would understand the, like,
• 34:12
  fine print of speak with dead as a spell?
• 34:15
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Sure, yeah.
• 34:16
  >> Skylar: Roll that Arcana check.
• 34:17
  >> Cameron: Let's see what my arcana is. Plus
• 34:20
  1B15. It was
• 34:23
  almost an nat 20.
• 34:24
  >> Skylar: yeah. Is there anything in particular that you want to know about it, or
• 34:27
  you just kind of want the general? I mean, I guess I can just give you the general
• 34:30
  gist of it.
• 34:30
  >> Cameron: I would want to know specifically.
• 34:33
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 34:34
  >> Cameron: If the head was severed from the body, would
• 34:37
  the spell still work?
• 34:38
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 34:38
  >> Cameron: Okay, what if the head's not there?
• 34:40
  >> Skylar: Then?
• 34:41
  >> Cameron: No, it does need the lips.
• 34:43
  >> Skylar: It needs a mouth or.
• 34:45
  >> Cameron: But a tongue.
• 34:46
  >> Quinn: Tongue.
• 34:46
  >> Skylar: El.
• 34:46
  >> Skylar: Technically, it simply says the corpse must still
• 34:49
  have a mouth.
• 34:51
  >> Cameron: So's just going bre Tell
• 34:53
  you what.
• 34:54
  >> Skylar: M I know about the murur. There. I said
• 34:57
  all that with my tongue held in one position.
• 35:00
  >> Cameron: The answers to questions with sper the dead are
• 35:03
  typically cryptic, though. That's in the fine print,
• 35:05
  isn't it?
• 35:06
  >> Skylar: It says answers are usually brief, cryptic
• 35:09
  or repetitive. Gotcha. And the corpse is
• 35:12
  under no compulsion to offer a truthfulce answer if
• 35:15
  you are hostile to it or it recognizes you as an enemy.
• 35:18
  Which probably doesn't help you guys, but it
• 35:21
  definitely helps the prosecutionit.
• 35:23
  >> Cameron: Why're not the ones asking the question?
• 35:25
  >> Cameron: They just show, them our picture and the corpses go, grr.
• 35:29
  >> Skylar: So did he do it? Me.
• 35:32
  Was that a yes?
• 35:34
  >> Cameron: Me.
• 35:36
  >> Skylar: So there you go.
• 35:37
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 35:38
  >> Cameron: Did you get your book, lawer boy?
• 35:40
  >> Dave: Oh, I sure did. You know,
• 35:42
  I've been thinking that we need to, holistically
• 35:45
  negotiate parallel strategic
• 35:48
  theme areas as we prepare for our
• 35:51
  trial.
• 35:52
  >> Quinn: Wait a minute. This is business law.
• 35:55
  >> Cameron: Ah, dang it. O.
• 35:57
  >> Dave: That would explain my urge to competently
• 36:00
  transform leading edge markets.
• 36:06
  >> Cameron: It'll work.
• 36:08
  >> Skylar: The juerry doesn't understand it. They'll just think it's
• 36:11
  impressive.
• 36:12
  >> Dave: All I'm saying is we need to rapidly
• 36:14
  leverage our existing
• 36:16
  resources in the assets.
• 36:19
  >> Skylar: What about the assets?
• 36:21
  >> Quinn: So whose lips are we cutting off? And
• 36:24
  whose houses are we burning down?
• 36:26
  >> Cameron: I love my lips, but I'BEEN
• 36:29
  >> Skylar: I'm going to turn this discussion into whatever you guys
• 36:31
  are going to do the next'another day. Correct. Well, it's about to
• 36:34
  be. So, yeah, just make this discussion what you're gonna do the next
• 36:37
  day to.
• 36:38
  >> Quinn: Cut we two days.
• 36:40
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 36:41
  >> Quinn: Okay, so I would just like to go to the next day
• 36:43
  because. But I'd like to ask Jar General a
• 36:46
  question.
• 36:47
  >> Skylar: Oh, okay, sure. All right.
• 36:50
  You pull out the rocky talkie
• 36:53
  and, you give it.
• 36:54
  >> Cameron: Oh, boy, 3:00am and you shake.
• 36:56
  >> Skylar: It and nothing happens. Then you go, oh, yeah, that's right. And
• 36:59
  you mark the weird symbol that you have to do with
• 37:02
  your finger. No, I'm totally kidding. You just rubd the
• 37:05
  walkie talkie.
• 37:06
  >> Quinn: Well, hello.
• 37:08
  >> Skylar: Oh, it was you again.
• 37:10
  >> Skylar: Lil Sars, what can I do for you?
• 37:13
  >> Quinn: Yeah, so, as you know, I'm in a little bit of a
• 37:15
  predicament. I didn't do it.
• 37:18
  >> Cameron: Oh, yeah.
• 37:18
  >> Skylar: I didn't do it. Yeah, you can't see
• 37:21
  me, but I'm doing air quotes.
• 37:23
  >> Quinn: Yeah, for sure. so
• 37:25
  what is the one thing that I should
• 37:28
  do first to clear my name? Like, who should we
• 37:31
  go after? Should we go cut the heads off the lips or
• 37:34
  heads off. Should I burn down the horset table or
• 37:37
  should we. What is the one thing we should do first?
• 37:40
  >> Skylar: Is that all the options there? Those two?
• 37:42
  >> Skylar: No.
• 37:42
  >> Quinn: If you come up with something better, what's the.
• 37:45
  Okay, so, hey, at these can only.
• 37:47
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Be yes or no questions.
• 37:48
  >> Skylar: That's true.
• 37:49
  >> Quinn: Is it yes or no questions?
• 37:50
  >> Skylar: Yes. I'm so glad that your. Your
• 37:53
  friend paid attention to you.
• 37:55
  >> Cameron: Say something. Keno. I'm gonna whop him on
• 37:58
  the head with. With a giant
• 38:00
  pan.
• 38:01
  >> Cameron: Des will hand you a note that just says narc.
• 38:06
  >> Quinn: I is cutting out the tongues, burning down
• 38:09
  the horse stable.
• 38:10
  >> Skylar: That still are not multiple choices.
• 38:12
  >> Quinn: If anybody else can.
• 38:13
  >> Cameron: Should he leave the country? Yes or no?
• 38:15
  >> Quinn: No, that's not the question.
• 38:16
  >> Skylar: Not the question.
• 38:18
  >> Quinn: It's not the question. Just calm down.
• 38:20
  >> Cameron: We get three questions.
• 38:21
  >> Skylar: Soall we. No. Just one.
• 38:22
  >> Quinn: Just one. A day. A day.
• 38:24
  >> Cameron: I have many yes or no questions I am
• 38:27
  willing to ask right now.
• 38:30
  >> Skylar: That's m a tempting offer. what can you rebutt with? little.
• 38:33
  >> Quinn: So is cutting off the tongues
• 38:35
  and preventing the dead to speak the best
• 38:38
  course of direction?
• 38:40
  >> Skylar: I would say life.
• 38:43
  >> Quinn: No, not answer.
• 38:44
  >> Cameron: I've got my Own question's a question.
• 38:46
  >> Quinn: That'that's a question.
• 38:47
  >> Cameron: Is strawberry chocolate chunk the best
• 38:50
  ice cream flavor? Yes.
• 38:52
  >> Skylar: He roub the rock as much as I love.
• 38:54
  >> Cameron: Are you a Costco guyah?
• 38:57
  >> Cameron: To answer. Do you know the Rizler?
• 39:01
  >> Skylar: To answer Lil Sauce's question,
• 39:05
  I would say yes.
• 39:08
  Clearing the murder charges is probably
• 39:11
  a great place to start.
• 39:13
  >> Quinn: Du no.
• 39:17
  >> Cameron: You wasted.
• 39:18
  >> Quinn: No, I'm ask. I was asking if that's. If that's a
• 39:21
  course of action that would work or.
• 39:24
  >> Skylar: I thought you said, is that the.
• 39:25
  >> Quinn: Best I'SAYING is that the best course of action? Because he knew that there was
• 39:28
  other course. Should we do that or should we
• 39:31
  do.
• 39:31
  >> Skylar: That's what I'm saying.
• 39:32
  >> Quinn: Burning down the hal.
• 39:33
  >> Skylar: I'm saying, yes, the heads is best.
• 39:36
  The.
• 39:37
  >> Quinn: The best place to start.
• 39:38
  >> Cameron: Yes.
• 39:39
  >> Quinn: Because if I'm asking that because obviously I threw multiple things
• 39:42
  out on table the heads or his stable.
• 39:44
  >> Skylar: Right.
• 39:44
  >> Quinn: He's saying, yes, the heads are better than the stable.
• 39:46
  >> Cameron: I'm just saying, if we're gonna go chop off some heads,
• 39:49
  let's have Little Sauce do it. Because, I mean, if they catch
• 39:52
  one of us doing it, might as well be the guy who they already think
• 39:55
  did.
• 39:56
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: So might as well keep our necks clean.
• 39:58
  >> Quinn: Or rumble.
• 39:59
  >> Cameron: Oh, wait.
• 40:01
  >> Skylar: O.
• 40:01
  >> Cameron: It's not killing. They already dead.
• 40:04
  >> Skylar: I said I will show up in court for
• 40:07
  the 20 gold you paid.
• 40:08
  >> Cameron: 20 more gold. If you go with I know
• 40:11
  some'not doing anything, they're dead
• 40:14
  already.
• 40:14
  >> Skylar: More illegal than falsely
• 40:16
  testifying in court because it's really hard for them
• 40:19
  to prove it.
• 40:20
  >> Cameron: Dang it.
• 40:22
  >> Skylar: You act like I'm stupid. You don't
• 40:25
  understand. If I get arrested, the gold
• 40:27
  is gone, and I don't get to do
• 40:30
  anything with any of it.
• 40:32
  >> Quinn: You haven't done anything with any money.
• 40:34
  >> Skylar: But anyways, well, you,
• 40:36
  >> Skylar: It's.
• 40:36
  >> Skylar: Cause it's hard to make money as a
• 40:39
  previously convictedlain. It's hard to get a job out here.
• 40:42
  >> Quinn: Yeah, we're offering you a lot of money. Just don't dolegal
• 40:45
  things.
• 40:45
  >> Skylar: You know what I could do on any given day? I could go find a
• 40:48
  dude doing something illegal and say, hey, I'm convicted. I was convicted
• 40:51
  of murdered 20 years ago. Spen 20 years in jail. Can I
• 40:54
  have a job with you? He'd say, yes, I'll give you tons of money
• 40:57
  to do more illegal stuff. It's so easy. I could do it
• 41:00
  right now because, I mean, you guys are offering it to me right
• 41:03
  now. But that's what I'm saying. I'm Trying to get out of that life.
• 41:06
  Okay, I messed up, and I'm trying to do the
• 41:09
  right thing. By falsely testifying your car? I
• 41:12
  get where the irony is coming from. Okay? But
• 41:14
  again, it's a pretty baby step. It's a baby
• 41:17
  step.
• 41:18
  >> Cameron: Baby steps.
• 41:18
  >> Skylar: Wait, some more Crime. No, no, no, no.
• 41:21
  >> Cameron: I mean backwards from crime.
• 41:23
  >> Skylar: This is what I need to kickstart all the good stuff
• 41:25
  I'm gonna do.
• 41:26
  >> Cameron: You help out a guy who's totally innocent of
• 41:29
  his five murder. Char is.
• 41:31
  >> Skylar: That's what you guys have told me?
• 41:32
  >> Cameron: Because it's true. I'm trying. He definitely didn't
• 41:35
  kill all those five people.
• 41:37
  >> Skylar: Interesting wording. I know it well.
• 41:40
  I remember when I had an attorney helping
• 41:43
  me. Unfortunately, it didn't work out.
• 41:46
  And I hope different things come for this Guus. I'm
• 41:49
  looking at him. I'm looking at him and I'm looking in his eyes,
• 41:52
  and you know what I see? I see a guy
• 41:55
  that kinda made his sometimes.
• 41:57
  >> Cameron: What if I casted a fake Zone of
• 42:00
  Truth? Well, Little Sauce was on the stand.
• 42:03
  >> Cameron: How would you do a fake Zone of Truth?
• 42:05
  >> Cameron: I just say Zone of Truth.
• 42:08
  >> Quinn: Is there, some sort of spell you can do to make me
• 42:11
  tell the truth? But there's also Zone of Truth. Okay,
• 42:14
  but. But I can somehow lie.
• 42:17
  >> Cameron: Well, when I've had Zona Toouth
• 42:20
  casted on me back when I was a cool
• 42:23
  dwarf. I remember the spell. And when
• 42:26
  the aura of magic hit me,
• 42:29
  had, my body felt strange, like he was fighting the
• 42:32
  magic. So I'm guessing I didn't beat it.
• 42:35
  So I just start spewing my guts about the fifth grade
• 42:38
  and hurling all over Ms. Galansky's desk
• 42:41
  at the Little Dwarfs
• 42:43
  Academy. I got kicked out of
• 42:46
  that shop class, but that's how I
• 42:49
  found my calling. Pottery.
• 42:52
  But long story short, it's a magic
• 42:55
  test, I believe. And, if you pass it, you
• 42:58
  can lie. But if you fail, you'll have
• 43:00
  to tell the truth. So.
• 43:02
  >> Quinn: So would I have to roll or how would I beat it?
• 43:04
  >> Cameron: Beat it.
• 43:05
  >> Quinn: If.
• 43:05
  >> Cameron: I mean, if maybe we discovered some sort of magic item
• 43:08
  that gave you better resistance to magical
• 43:11
  charms or something, maybe you could,
• 43:14
  be better empower be charge
• 43:16
  tomorrow.
• 43:17
  >> Skylar: With that being said, what are you guys going to spend
• 43:20
  the day doing?
• 43:21
  >> Cameron: Algh. Who's chopping off heads? I
• 43:24
  suggested little sauceus. If someone's found guilty
• 43:27
  min, we be the guy on the stand.
• 43:29
  >> Skylar: So this would go under tampering with evidence.
• 43:32
  >> Cameron: Des holds up a slate,
• 43:34
  where he has drawn a crude picture
• 43:37
  of A stable. And when
• 43:40
  he sees that everyone is looking at it, he quickly draws a
• 43:43
  fire around it.
• 43:44
  >> Cameron: when they said the horses, did they say where those
• 43:47
  horses were being held?
• 43:48
  >> Cameron: Yes, I have it written down. Hang on. I just
• 43:51
  closed it.
• 43:51
  >> Skylar: They said where that was the car. Where the carriages were.
• 43:54
  >> Cameron: They didn't say where the horses were.
• 43:56
  >> Skylar: They didn't say. They just said, are you going to make sure that the horses are taken care
• 43:59
  of?
• 44:00
  >> Cameron: Crud. Des revises his drawing
• 44:03
  to be steam weight carriages.
• 44:05
  >> Dave: Ok, but we do know where the bodies. We do know where
• 44:08
  the bodies.
• 44:09
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 44:09
  >> Cameron: They're at the morgue, the one by the courthouse. But we don't know
• 44:12
  where the horses are. And apparently these horses are gonna go
• 44:15
  blabbing like my Aunt Ruth.
• 44:16
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I know I can't do any magic, but do any of you
• 44:19
  wizards have the magic that would allow us to
• 44:22
  preemptively talk to the horses? Like, what if we
• 44:25
  were to, threaten them?
• 44:26
  >> Skylar: That's a great idea.
• 44:27
  >> Cameron: I love this thing to be fat. You don't need magic to
• 44:30
  talk to h. Just go up to the horse.
• 44:32
  >> Skylar: And start whispering its ear. And you're like, I will kill
• 44:35
  you.
• 44:36
  >> Skylar: If you say anything.
• 44:38
  >> Cameron: I'm pretty sure o. This is no common, I
• 44:41
  think. I'm not a druid, though. But they
• 44:44
  understand stuff. Maybe if we walk up to them and just start,
• 44:47
  like, hitting bats against our hands while
• 44:49
  pointing at them, they might understand what we mean.
• 44:52
  Stop pointing at their ankles. You know, the kneecaps.
• 44:55
  >> Quinn: What?
• 44:55
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: S. Just go find a jar of glue.
• 44:58
  >> Skylar: Ye.
• 44:59
  >> Skylar: Really intimidating. Just
• 45:02
  glue something together.
• 45:05
  >> Dave: Didn't you guys remember what we were, doing
• 45:08
  right before we did that job with
• 45:11
  the slicer?
• 45:12
  >> Cameron: we gambled.
• 45:14
  >> Dave: I'm thinking sauce needs a
• 45:17
  good alibi.
• 45:18
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: This before or after we went to the art
• 45:21
  studio?
• 45:22
  >> Cameron: It was before.
• 45:24
  >> Dave: So maybe we could go back to where
• 45:27
  we went that day and, you know,
• 45:30
  make him, remember us being there a few more hours.
• 45:33
  >> Cameron: Wait, we're at a bar?
• 45:34
  >> Cameron: I think it was just a gambling bar.
• 45:36
  >> Cameron: We went to a gambling. Then we went to a tavern. We tried all
• 45:39
  those special drinks, and then after those special drinks,
• 45:42
  then we were in the. We were trying to buy
• 45:45
  some stuff, and one of us got in trouble with a
• 45:48
  God or something.
• 45:49
  >> Cameron: No.
• 45:49
  >> Cameron: Then we ran into an alleyway, and then we ran into the
• 45:52
  slicer. And then he told us the prove us, our
• 45:55
  guts, so. And then we got in trouble with guys, ran away.
• 45:58
  Whatever. We met up with him. He told us to meet up with him. So
• 46:01
  technically, we didn't actually do anything that day until
• 46:04
  we met up with him. I think we just kind of sat around
• 46:07
  dwidling our thumbs and then met up
• 46:09
  with him. So technically, that giant
• 46:12
  window of time, we didn't do
• 46:15
  anything. So we could theoretically
• 46:18
  say we were anywhere, because I don't think they
• 46:21
  have any evidence we were in that alleyway. I
• 46:24
  think the evidence is there was no carugh
• 46:27
  and horses, and they were founded as house.
• 46:31
  So I think they. They linked that
• 46:33
  crime because the cart went to the house
• 46:36
  because that's where the driver and the carriage and all that stuff was
• 46:39
  destroyed because we wrecked it and then killed the driver
• 46:42
  accidentally, all that stuff.
• 46:43
  >> Cameron: I don't think that anybody did that accidentally.
• 46:46
  I think we'on a murder hobo
• 46:49
  spree. Might as well be honest with ourselves
• 46:51
  here.
• 46:52
  >> Cameron: Well, I'm just saying that's what happened. That's all. They linking
• 46:55
  all this together. And then the house was robbed, and then
• 46:58
  all that stuff was found in, well, this place.
• 47:01
  So.
• 47:01
  >> Cameron: But nobody was seen. The
• 47:04
  only.
• 47:04
  >> Cameron: Only person that was seen was Mai
• 47:08
  dressed as. Dressed as Pendleton, who was dead
• 47:10
  in an alleyway.
• 47:11
  >> Cameron: And the only evidence they have is it was planted in
• 47:14
  Lil Sauce'house Corre which.
• 47:17
  >> Cameron: Well, no, there's more evidence to speak with the
• 47:19
  dead and the horses at the
• 47:22
  moment. And there. There was a lot of semen in.
• 47:25
  >> Cameron: That carriage, which we could also point out,
• 47:28
  didn't little sauce pretty much give
• 47:31
  up his shop and house to come adventure with
• 47:34
  us?
• 47:34
  >> Skylar: He gave up a shop, not his house.
• 47:36
  >> Cameron: Yeah, we're in his house right now.
• 47:38
  >> Skylar: So I heard two different
• 47:41
  directions for tampering with evidence. There'those that want to
• 47:44
  go and deal with the bodies, and those that want to go and deal
• 47:47
  with the wagon, it
• 47:49
  sounded like, because you know where that's at.
• 47:51
  >> Skylar: So if we take out the horses.
• 47:53
  >> Cameron: And we take out the dead, then the only
• 47:56
  true witness left is his wife,
• 47:59
  who saw her husband. And so all we
• 48:02
  have to do is convince her that there's a
• 48:04
  doppelganger on the loose.
• 48:06
  >> Dave: Maybe an actual
• 48:09
  doppelganger.
• 48:10
  >> Cameron: Oooh, that sounds hard to find, but
• 48:13
  if we could do that, that would be
• 48:16
  money. Maybe Rumple
• 48:18
  Diltskins a doppelganger.
• 48:20
  >> Skylar: No, I'm not a doppelganger. I'm just a dude.
• 48:23
  >> Cameron: Dang it. I thought we got really lucky for a second.
• 48:26
  >> Skylar: I'm a gnome.
• 48:27
  >> Cameron: Do you know any man you know any doppelgan
• 48:30
  is, you went to jail.
• 48:31
  >> Skylar: Let's see.
• 48:32
  >> Skylar: Doppelgan is. That's a monster, man.
• 48:34
  >> Cameron: Yeah, but they can Be human.
• 48:36
  >> Skylar: Y. Yetah.
• 48:36
  >> Skylar: They can look like humans. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. If you want to
• 48:39
  find really specific monsters, you know where you
• 48:42
  go? Where you go to the monster sumo
• 48:45
  arenas.
• 48:46
  >> Cameron: Ooh.
• 48:47
  >> Skylar: And you talk to them. Crazy monsters.
• 48:50
  Sumo trainers. And they can. They've
• 48:52
  got all kinds of crazy monsters, but I mean, they're usually
• 48:56
  pretty expensive.
• 48:56
  >> Cameron: Oh, I bet a doppelgan is also goingna be on
• 48:59
  the registry of criminals and the Thieves Guild.
• 49:02
  Maybe if we went to the Thieves Guild, we can find out if they
• 49:05
  have an inn with a doppelganger. and then we just
• 49:08
  pinned the whole crime on them.
• 49:10
  >> Skylar: There actually is a changeling that's part of the Thieves
• 49:13
  Guild. She's a pretty big member of it.
• 49:15
  >> Skylar: She's.
• 49:15
  >> Skylar: She's a pretty high up.
• 49:16
  >> Cameron: Oh, well, this is a high up crime. Think about
• 49:19
  it.
• 49:20
  >> Skylar: She's really hard to talk to.
• 49:22
  >> Cameron: Like, who said we need to talk to her? If we get a court order to have her
• 49:25
  as a witness, she can't avoid it. Or else she's
• 49:28
  running from the crime.
• 49:29
  >> Skylar: He just starts. He loses it when you
• 49:32
  say this. He's like.
• 49:33
  >> Skylar: You would say, somebody from the.
• 49:34
  >> Cameron: Thieves Guild is running from Crash because.
• 49:37
  >> Skylar: Of a corner pointed requirement.
• 49:42
  >> Cameron: Yeah, it's funny, isn't it? Because if she runs from
• 49:45
  the crime, she looks even more guilty.
• 49:50
  >> Skylar: I don't think anyone's even gonna know where
• 49:53
  Mirage is to give her the coin app.
• 49:55
  >> Quinn: Partying.
• 49:57
  >> Cameron: Oh, Mirage. He gave a name?
• 49:59
  >> Skylar: Yeah, her name is Mirage. Everybody knows Mirage.
• 50:02
  >> Quinn: Where she.
• 50:02
  >> Skylar: Yeah, the Thieves Guild.
• 50:04
  >> Skylar: I just know it by name, man.
• 50:06
  >> Skylar: She's a, She's a prominent figure.
• 50:07
  >> Cameron: She doesn't know who we are. She doesn't know that. We could
• 50:10
  definitely be people that hand
• 50:13
  out court appointed
• 50:15
  papers.
• 50:16
  >> Skylar: Let me tell you something about the THEP skill, right? So in the Thieves Guild
• 50:19
  you got. There's four levels of Thieves. You got just like
• 50:22
  the initiates, right? These are just like you guys,
• 50:25
  right? No offense.
• 50:27
  >> Cameron: Like if you got a slice.
• 50:28
  >> Skylar: the. Oh yeah, I know the slicer. Yeah, he was like a basic
• 50:31
  tier. Yeah, he was. He was still technically a low
• 50:34
  ranking member. And then, and then you've got
• 50:37
  the adept tier members of the Thieves
• 50:40
  Guild. So Mirage is one of them. And
• 50:43
  then, then, oh
• 50:45
  man. Then you've got the Masters of
• 50:48
  Theill. We're talking about the
• 50:51
  Magisty Street. We're talking about. About
• 50:54
  being, Silver.
• 50:56
  >> Cameron: Song.
• 50:57
  >> Skylar: We're talking about the Architect.
• 50:59
  We're talking about the Enchantress, right?
• 51:02
  These are people that you don't want to mess with
• 51:05
  you't. You don't want to run into them if they're doing
• 51:08
  thieves guild stuffus like you're not even
• 51:11
  gonna remember it if you're even alive.
• 51:14
  >> Cameron: So, anyways, we need one of you guys to find a horse.
• 51:17
  The way those horses are, I get them taking
• 51:20
  care of of. I mean, I could go look for
• 51:23
  horses, I guess.
• 51:25
  >> Skylar: Okay, so, I mean, that's one of the options is that you
• 51:28
  can essentially.
• 51:29
  >> Cameron: Tamper with the wer around lookuck
• 51:32
  all.
• 51:32
  >> Skylar: Which is part of, obviously, the
• 51:35
  process. So.
• 51:36
  >> Dave: Okay, so you might want to start at, Lord
• 51:39
  Pendleton's estate. Maybe the stable hands
• 51:42
  there would know where they went.
• 51:43
  >> Cameron: Oh, that's a good idea. And they wouldn't know who
• 51:46
  one. Oh, I'm a lawyer. That's
• 51:49
  right. I forgot. I'm a lawyer on his defense.
• 51:51
  That's totally right for me to be up there.
• 51:54
  >> Dave: Well, you gotta be careful there. I mean, you
• 51:57
  don't want toa have lines drawn
• 52:00
  between you asking about the horses and then the horses.
• 52:03
  Suddenly something happened.
• 52:04
  >> Cameron: What if I disguised myself? Oh,
• 52:07
  as Abby. That could work as, like, one of
• 52:10
  the. Maybe not the main
• 52:13
  attorneys, but maybe like an intern of theirs. I
• 52:16
  did see one of their interns yesterday when we were at the place. Oh,
• 52:19
  there. I saw there the lady who was helping
• 52:22
  them with the file work. I could just disguise myself as her,
• 52:25
  and then I could just be, like, cleaning up loose endds, you
• 52:27
  know?
• 52:28
  >> Skylar: Algh.
• 52:29
  >> Cameron: Yeah, that could work.
• 52:30
  >> Skylar: That could work. Algh. So with that, I think we're going
• 52:33
  to lock in that Roick is going to tamper with
• 52:36
  the evidence, which takes a day. You're going to go look for
• 52:39
  find, and we'll see what you do with the
• 52:42
  horses. what about the rest of you guys? Like I said, we
• 52:45
  heard two other tampering with evidence options
• 52:48
  that were being discussed.
• 52:49
  >> Cameron: Des is taking care of the wagon.
• 52:51
  >> Skylar: Okay. Des is taking care of the wagon. And then there's also the
• 52:54
  bodies, in the morgue. But there's other
• 52:57
  options, too. If you guys want to go procure more fake
• 53:00
  witnesses or fake evidence of your own,
• 53:03
  to try to pitch or like David talked about with the
• 53:06
  alibi, like, if you wanted to try to go set one of those up, you
• 53:09
  could try to do something with that. You could try to intimidate
• 53:12
  witnesses. You could try to tamper with the jury, which I know
• 53:15
  had been discussed previously with you guys because you
• 53:18
  have Ryan equest that I know that you guys were a little
• 53:20
  unsure if he was going to be A good jury person
• 53:23
  for you guys. I shouldn't give you so many
• 53:26
  options. What are you guys already leaning towards?
• 53:28
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: How hard can it be to cut out a tongue? Kido
• 53:31
  will volunteer to go visit the morgue.
• 53:34
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 53:34
  >> Dave: Makia is alsonna go to the morgue.
• 53:37
  >> Skylar: All right.
• 53:37
  >> Cameron: She probably have more numbers than watch each other's
• 53:40
  backs.
• 53:41
  >> Skylar: I think it's good. little sauce. What are you gonna do
• 53:44
  for your day?
• 53:45
  >> Quinn: Well, I was gonna go to the morgue, I m Or the
• 53:48
  Marrrier, I guess. But who's gonna go light the horse
• 53:51
  stable on fire?
• 53:52
  >> Cameron: Roick is gonna go track down the horses and
• 53:55
  then deal with them, Whatever that
• 53:58
  means.
• 53:58
  >> Quinn: Right? I can't wait to see how that turns
• 54:01
  out.
• 54:02
  >> Cameron: I can't either. I've read lots
• 54:05
  of horse books, let me tell you. So those horses, they're
• 54:07
  gonna be charmed by me. Okay, I've got and I
• 54:10
  pass my pouch a lot of carrots in
• 54:13
  here. Okay. Trust me, they weren't in that
• 54:16
  bag. That big bag of goodies. I had that gone.
• 54:19
  Thanks a lot. Oh, I did have a question. If
• 54:22
  we're going toa be going with the, the view reframed
• 54:25
  approach. I don't remember. Did we really
• 54:28
  hide stuff in this house or was it just all sitting out in the
• 54:31
  open? Because it is all just sitting out in the open. It just kind of
• 54:34
  looked like a lazy framing job, if you think about it.
• 54:36
  >> Quinn: No, it was hidden down in the basement.
• 54:38
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: That was just because the basement was cold.
• 54:40
  >> Cameron: Well, was that hidden or just in the fridge in the basement? Because there's
• 54:43
  a difference between hidden and just sitting in a fridge.
• 54:46
  >> Skylar: It was. It was just in the basement.
• 54:48
  >> Cameron: Just in, like a fridge.
• 54:50
  >> Skylar: Yeah. Or. Well, it was just in the coldest area. It was like
• 54:52
  a cold cellar. This the, sauce store.
• 54:55
  >> Cameron: Just opening the cellar door, you would just see it just sitting there.
• 54:58
  Yeah.
• 54:58
  >> Quinn: Okay.
• 54:59
  >> Cameron: So, like, I was just wondering if we hit it as something,
• 55:02
  but if he's out in the open, just look like a lazy framing job because it goes
• 55:05
  with the carriage just sitting out back.
• 55:07
  >> Skylar: Right?
• 55:07
  >> Cameron: Just. Yeah.
• 55:08
  >> Quinn: In retrospect, we really did a bad job at this.
• 55:11
  Not that we did it, Rumpletiltskin. Not
• 55:14
  that we did it.
• 55:15
  >> Cameron: Hey,
• 55:15
  >> Skylar: La la la. I don't hear nothing.
• 55:18
  >> Cameron: No, it helps that you know a lot about mirage since we're go goingna
• 55:21
  pin this whole crime on her.
• 55:22
  >> Skylar: I don't know a lot about mirage.
• 55:25
  >> Cameron: You just spewed a lot of information about
• 55:28
  Guild.
• 55:28
  >> Skylar: I gave you the very brief overview of the
• 55:31
  Thieves Guild that I feel like most people.
• 55:33
  >> Quinn: Whatever.
• 55:34
  >> Cameron: Rubbleilled skin.
• 55:35
  >> Skylar: When are you guys gonna tell me what I gotta say at the trial?
• 55:38
  >> Cameron: Just eventually just watching
• 55:41
  Learn okay, with.
• 55:43
  >> Skylar: Everyone having chosen, there are plans for the next
• 55:46
  day.
• 55:46
  >> Skylar: We will close out today's episode of.
• 55:48
  >> Skylar: Criminals of Isla Numis.
• 55:52
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• 55:55
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• 55:58
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