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Humane Society with Kittens From October 9th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Are those kiddies.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this studio, Look at this. This is Professor Pester.
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  Speaker 2: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Maddie is Professor Pester.
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  Speaker 1: If you go to x ninety six dot com slash live,
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  Speaker 1: you can follow along with the kitty content.
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  Speaker 2: This kitty is is not he's not really very happy
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  Speaker 2: to be here. But you said, Maddie's from the Humane
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  Speaker 2: Society and she's brought in three kitties. Uh, this is
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  Speaker 2: Professor Pester. Then who do you have, Carrie? This is Franklin.
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  Speaker 3: Franklin Fizzly Bear, and we also have Hudson Horstachio. They
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  Speaker 3: are brothers. They're two months old.
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  Speaker 1: So those two are brothers. So they're not all three brothers.
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  Speaker 3: They are all brothers, are triplets.
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  Speaker 2: And they give us a little backstory on these cats.
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  Speaker 2: How did the Humane Society come by them, Maddie?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, These guys came in as owner surrenders through
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  Speaker 3: our Last Litter program, which is a really awesome program
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  Speaker 3: that we offer in which we will spae or neuter
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  Speaker 3: a mother or spae a mother dog or cat, and
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  Speaker 3: then return her to her human family, and then we'll
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  Speaker 3: take in her last litter of puppies or kittens to
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  Speaker 3: be microchipped, vaccinated, spare neutered themselves before being put up
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  Speaker 3: for adoption at the eight Humane Society of Utah. And
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  Speaker 3: we do this all for just one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this this guy is. These guys are all ready
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  Speaker 2: for adoption, is that right?
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  Speaker 3: They are? They'll all be looking for homes today. We
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  Speaker 3: have twenty kittens available for adoption today, So if you're
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  Speaker 3: looking to add a kitten to your family, now is
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  Speaker 3: definitely the time.
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  Speaker 2: Now look at this fine specimen. Listen, this is Professor Pester.
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  Speaker 2: You need to you need to adopt Professor Pester today
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  Speaker 2: from the Humane Society. How old are they?
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  Speaker 3: These cuties are just two months old, so they are
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  Speaker 3: baby babies. But they're they're litter box trained reportedly, yes,
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  Speaker 3: they are already using that litter box reliably. In their
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  Speaker 3: previous home. They did live with their mother cat, but
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  Speaker 3: they didn't get to meet any other animals. But they've
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  Speaker 3: just been so friendly and sweet, so we bet that
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  Speaker 3: they would do well in really any home. If you've
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  Speaker 3: got dogs, if you've got cats, if you've got kiddos,
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  Speaker 3: we think these guys could be a great fit.
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  Speaker 2: This is now once he's really a handsome young He's
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  Speaker 2: a handsome young cat and he wants to try and
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  Speaker 2: make his way around the counter here, but I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm afraid he's going to fall off if I'm not careful.
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  Speaker 2: So what's the process for adopting one of these? And
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  Speaker 2: you can adopt one of these cats today? What you can?
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  Speaker 3: Or two even we would send them with a friend.
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  Speaker 3: If you'd like to take on to have him entertain themselves,
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  Speaker 3: you could take three if that sounds like something that
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  Speaker 3: take gone. Yeah, so the process is pretty easy. You
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  Speaker 3: just need to come on down to our facility, which
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  Speaker 3: is located at forty two forty two South three hundred
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  Speaker 3: West in Murray, Utah. We are open Sunday through Friday
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  Speaker 3: eleven to seven and Saturdays from ten to seven, and
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  Speaker 3: you'll just chat with one of our adoptions counselors at
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  Speaker 3: the first front desk for some safety information. They'll send
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  Speaker 3: you back into Kittie City. You can get to know
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  Speaker 3: our adoptable kittens. If you find someone who you think
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  Speaker 3: you might want to make part of your family, then
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  Speaker 3: you'll just head right back up to the adoption counter
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  Speaker 3: and they'll walk you through the process. It takes about
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  Speaker 3: thirty minutes and then you when your new furry family
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  Speaker 3: members can go home, that very same.
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  Speaker 1: Thing, when one day you don't have to come back.
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  Speaker 3: And no, it's quick and easy.
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  Speaker 2: These are great. These are great little guys too. Now, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I know you want to get up and walk around,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't want to let you get too far
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  Speaker 2: afield here. He's so soft. Yeah, you'd like to have
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  Speaker 2: a cat. Wouldn't be caring. I would actually butt your
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  Speaker 2: Your dog would not stand. My dog would not stand.
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  Speaker 1: It's another kind of Hudson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What the what are those names come from? Is that
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  Speaker 1: some literary reference I don't get or you know.
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  Speaker 3: I was actually just trying to google it this morning,
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  Speaker 3: and I think it might be a children's show that's
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  Speaker 3: on right now. It's called Viva Pinata. Our admissions team
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  Speaker 3: named these guys Viva. I may have to look into
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  Speaker 3: that a little bit more.
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  Speaker 2: Hooray for the Pinata. What is the policy on when
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  Speaker 2: you adopt a cat and you give you have given
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  Speaker 2: them names, do you have to keep those names?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely not. These guys would love to have a new name. They're,
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  Speaker 3: like I said, don't two months old, so they probably
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  Speaker 3: don't even know their names yet. So if you've got
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  Speaker 3: something in mind that you would like to call these guys,
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  Speaker 3: please feel free.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah it is. I looked up Viva Pinata. That's why.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're having an escape over here.
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  Speaker 2: He got he got really frisky there to escape. These
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  Speaker 2: are great, so the Humane Society, Maddie, thanks for bringing
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  Speaker 2: them in again. How do you contact the Humane Society
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  Speaker 2: if you want to adopt one of these animals today?
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  Speaker 3: For sure, I'd say the best way is just to
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  Speaker 3: come on in. Our kittens do tend to find homes
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  Speaker 3: quickly and adoptions. Our first comforst serve so one more time.
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  Speaker 3: Our address is forty two forty two South three hundred
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  Speaker 3: West and that's in Murrie, Utah. You can also view
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  Speaker 3: all of our adoptable pets online at Utah Humane dot
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  Speaker 3: org slash adopt.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Thanks for bringing them.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having us on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I think let's see if we can get these
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  Speaker 2: guys out to new homes by the end of the day.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be great. You should adopt me and give me
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  Speaker 2: a better name than Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: Fis bear. Yeah, Franklin is a perfectly good Frankly Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 2: You could just leave that. Franklin's kind of a nice
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  Speaker 2: name for a cat.
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  Speaker 1: There's all kinds of so I looked up this Viva pinata.
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  Speaker 1: There's there's Fergie fudgehog.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get people any ideas.
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  Speaker 1: There's there's Langston licatoad. Yeah, no, no, I like Lenggston Licoto.
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  Speaker 2: Just call a cat Langston. That would be name and professor.
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  Speaker 2: What's his name here? I would I would just call
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  Speaker 2: him professor Professor. That would be the cat's name, Professor.
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  Speaker 1: The professor, the professor pH d in adorableness.
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  Speaker 2: That what's that? Boy? That one's really really wants to
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  Speaker 2: get away?
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  Speaker 1: There's cecil chocodile. If you had a brown kitty, choco.
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  Speaker 2: Dile, crocodile.
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  Speaker 1: You can get more creative with cat names than dog names.
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  Speaker 1: I think, I don't know why why would you know that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I mean, I have never named a cat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know, like mister fluffy pants. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know that you'd ever name a dog mister fluffy pants.
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  Speaker 2: You might she had fluffy pants, like my cat did.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen some pretty creative dog names come in over
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  Speaker 3: the years. I wish I could think of a better example, right, now,
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  Speaker 3: but we've had dogs that have come in with like
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  Speaker 3: four names in a row, like a title and a suffix.
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  Speaker 1: All of it.
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  Speaker 2: I think. I think my cat Klaus has it has
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  Speaker 2: more to his name, and I don't I don't remember
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  Speaker 2: what it is now. It's just Klaus. We ever call him.
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  Speaker 1: It's not goopy eyed Klaus.
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  Speaker 2: He's not. He doesn't have a goopy eye anymore, but
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  Speaker 2: he he that he was goopy eyed Klaus for for
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  Speaker 2: quite a while.
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  Speaker 1: It is nice that you can't. I'm on the Humane
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  Speaker 1: Society dot org page and you can see all the pets.
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  Speaker 1: There's pictures of them and their names, and our.
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  Speaker 3: Website does also update automatically every fifteen minutes, so it's
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  Speaker 3: a really accurate place to see who we have looking
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  Speaker 3: for a home.
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  Speaker 1: There's a guinea pig called Electric Mayhem there. You might
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  Speaker 1: need the guinea pig.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you can adopt a guinea pig.
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  Speaker 3: You can adopt a guinea pig. We have dogs, cats, rabbits.
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  Speaker 3: Guinea pigs will occasionally get other small mammals like ferrets
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  Speaker 3: or rats.
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  Speaker 2: In We've adopted several rabbits over the years. I'm sorry, Franklin,
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  Speaker 2: you can't touch the board, he'll shut us off. I
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  Speaker 2: think they're ready. They were getting restless, aren't they. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they are.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and then somebody's texted in that the Humane Society
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  Speaker 1: is looking for temporary foster homes this weekend as well.
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  Speaker 3: We were, but we actually had an amazing outpouring of
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  Speaker 3: support and we got over three hundred applications in less
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  Speaker 3: than twenty four hours, so we should be set. But
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  Speaker 3: thank you so much to everyone he reached out to
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  Speaker 3: help with that. It's really heartwarming.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see. We're fostering a cat right now, and who
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  Speaker 2: had his leg amputated, and he's up in our attic
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  Speaker 2: where one of our furnaces is in. The guys from
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  Speaker 2: Larson HVAC came yesterday to work on the furnaces and
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  Speaker 2: I said, we'll be careful because there's a cat up
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  Speaker 2: there and he needs to stay up in the up
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  Speaker 2: in the attic, and they said, okay, well, we love cats.
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  Speaker 2: Both of those guys wanted to adopt that kid. I
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  Speaker 2: sat down for a second and he came, and he came.
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  Speaker 2: He's only got three legs, but he jumped right into
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  Speaker 2: my lap. He's so friendly, and he purred and he
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  Speaker 2: wanted me to take him home. Larson Larson, HVAC guys
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  Speaker 2: are just big softies when it comes to kitties.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well thanks for bringing in the kiddies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you guys again.
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  Speaker 1: Like a little kitty therapy, you know it helps