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07/28/26Full Show:SIngle Mom Asks For Togo Food For Kids On First Date! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome Billia.
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  Speaker 2: Key, Billy the Kid, The Kid, Billy the Kill.
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  Speaker 1: Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the One and
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  Speaker 1: Only Candace Lopez and producer Pooh, Billy the Kid in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Life and logo.
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  Speaker 1: Billy's a Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: We're going.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to your Tuesday. It's July twenty eighth
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  Speaker 1: on Mixed one O two point nine. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Billy the Kid. Candas Lopez, the One and Only is
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  Speaker 1: over there, producer boys here, what's up? Candace?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I forgot to tell you guys about the play
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  Speaker 5: date that I went on with another mom and her
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  Speaker 5: kid that plays on Endo's basketball team.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you took Pooh out for a playdate with no,
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  Speaker 1: But it wasn't like a real play date.
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  Speaker 5: It was like a dinner date. It was like a
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  Speaker 5: double date mom and son, like double date. And I
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  Speaker 5: had never been invited to do that before, never even considered.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds nice.
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  Speaker 2: It was great, Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 5: It was like we were really on a date, like
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  Speaker 5: getting to know each other and like asking about all
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  Speaker 5: the questions what her husband does, what the family does,
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  Speaker 5: like where are they moved from?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It was like, really, get to know you, like a
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  Speaker 5: first date, double date with our kids, and I thought,
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  Speaker 5: like this should be normal.
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  Speaker 1: So how is Candice Lopez been on more dates than poo?
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  Speaker 1: And I right as a married woman?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I had such a good time though.
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  Speaker 5: We went for pizza with our kiddo's and then went
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  Speaker 5: for ice cream afterward, and it was like the best
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  Speaker 5: idea versus like let's meet at the playground.
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  Speaker 1: Which I love, but you also need like a date
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  Speaker 1: night which is your girls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, for sure, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do girls' nights out. You don't do it ladies night out.
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  Speaker 1: You don't.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I literally don't do anything like Thank god I hang
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  Speaker 5: with you guys and like we're friends and we've all
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  Speaker 5: known each other for over twenty years. Cause I have
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  Speaker 5: a good time and fill my social cup, but I
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  Speaker 5: need my girl time. You know what's funny is yesterday
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  Speaker 5: I got an invitation to a girlfriend's birthday at her
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  Speaker 5: house and I was like, no, I'm going. It's on
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  Speaker 5: a Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh cool, says coffee. It's like
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  Speaker 2: a brush thing. And then I kept scrolling and it
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  Speaker 2: said and a bounce house for the kids, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, huh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, see, yeah, which is cool, don't It's very cool.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's really sweet.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes you ladies just need to, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: have a weekend for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, exactly to be I know, but.
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  Speaker 1: Like moms have too much mom guilt. They're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, well some moms don't.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, yeah that's true. I had this conversation yesterday
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  Speaker 5: about my mom guilt.
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  Speaker 3: Well, good home for a night, have fun or a morning.
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  Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with that either.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's not.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good well, producer, who is here? What's up? Poo?
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna have to start a owning fans, don't.
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  Speaker 4: Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: So you know I've been having problems with my car, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I took it to my homeboys uncle. He said he
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  Speaker 6: can fix it once to the junk yard. Got this far?
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  Speaker 1: You went to the junk yard?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes, why don't you go to Eric Canda's husband.
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  Speaker 2: Is literally, yeah, what part do you need?
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  Speaker 1: It was a new thermostat something I don't know, something,
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  Speaker 1: there's one in the back. He was called an engine.
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  Speaker 1: So I took it to him. Yeah, he didn't get it. Right.
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  Speaker 6: So I took it to a legit shop and they
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  Speaker 6: gave me the price and I was like, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but they were like, we warranty to work for you
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  Speaker 6: know whatever, lifetime warranty and everything, and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 6: So I just can't.
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  Speaker 1: Be going to hookups no more. No, I realize that now.
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  Speaker 1: But no, I've realized that a long time ago, A
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  Speaker 1: long time ago with Pooh, No, I really have I
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  Speaker 1: know somebody who can do your roof. I know somebody
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  Speaker 1: who can.
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  Speaker 2: Do your tile, your guest room.
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  Speaker 1: I know somebody who can paint your guest room.
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  Speaker 4: Me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, po why is this taking three weeks and there's
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  Speaker 1: missing spots on the wall? Man? I think I don't
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  Speaker 1: know something's wrong with this paint. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it's the paint pool he's supposed to be eggs yell,
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  Speaker 1: it's flat. Not sure if it's the paint. What's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with the thermostat?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I needed a thermostat. I had to get a radiator
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  Speaker 6: flush oh wow?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And water pump.
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  Speaker 8: Jeez.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Have you thought about getting
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  Speaker 1: a new car trying to hold onto it for dear life? Yeah? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the reason I say, that is because I just you
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  Speaker 1: had a good car and then all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: that took a crap or whatever, because that had a
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  Speaker 1: warranty and everything. We had pool a good car. He
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  Speaker 1: was doing good. Yeah the Nissan.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah let me down though, man, yeah, I love that
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  Speaker 6: one messed up too, So why what happened to that thing?
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  Speaker 6: The water pump messed up on that. No, not the
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  Speaker 6: water pump, the fuel tank. And they were trying to
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  Speaker 6: tell me, and they were trying to tell me what warranty.
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  Speaker 6: Don't tell any what Candice shaky stories over there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't never heard anyone have an issue with their
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  Speaker 2: fuel tank.
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  Speaker 1: How do you have a problem with a tank?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I don't ask questions, and that's the problem. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to work on cars. But if there's
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  Speaker 1: a problem with the fuel tank, that's what could there
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  Speaker 1: possibly be is a hole in it? Well then fix it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's not expensive that.
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  Speaker 6: Dealership and they were like, no, you don't have any
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  Speaker 6: warranty anymore. So I was like, well, y'all can have
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  Speaker 6: your car back if I don't have no warranty.
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  Speaker 1: So you gave him the car it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what, Well, good news is Poo, you might be
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  Speaker 1: able to win some money. We're given away money today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you work here.
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  Speaker 2: You cans?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well that's what I was gonna ask you.
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  Speaker 1: If you do only fans, what are you gonna do? Idea?
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  Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean? I got no? Does
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  Speaker 1: it have to be?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I have a girlfriend who finally admitted to
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  Speaker 5: me that she tried only fans for like feet picks
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  Speaker 5: or some app I don't know if it was only fans,
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  Speaker 5: but to sell feet pictures like, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Harder than you think.
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  Speaker 5: You have to have a following, and you have to
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  Speaker 5: have like loyal customers.
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  Speaker 1: And nobody's just going to be like, man, I'm dying
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  Speaker 1: to Seepoo's feet. Let me see those we No.
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  Speaker 5: I mean he's a popular guy. I think he'll have
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  Speaker 5: a good start, better than her.
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  Speaker 1: I could just cook on their there you go. Yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: not sour though, but I could. What are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna cook in a just an apron or oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm asking because I don't know, Billy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that the vibe?
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  Speaker 5: Can you just average person just like cooking their clothes
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  Speaker 5: and be well, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Not only fans, just go to YouTube. Then they got
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  Speaker 1: regular people and only fans, you know, doing regular.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff, regular stuff for risk a regular Stuffah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, they do risky stuff. I know
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  Speaker 1: only fans is not only for risk a stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but nobody's just gonna watch you cook on only fans
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  Speaker 1: fully closed? Oh can I ask you a questions curtaining
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  Speaker 1: Why the hell am I starting the show with this?
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  Speaker 1: I'm disgusted. Top stories on the Tents with Billy's Kid.
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  Speaker 4: In the morning only on the new Mixed one or
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  Speaker 4: two point.
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  Speaker 1: Nine yarily on a Tuesday morning. A chance go to
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  Speaker 1: Disneyland coming up. We're doing summer weeds, so you want
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  Speaker 1: to trip on us? So many chances all day? A shot. Next,
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  Speaker 1: Candi Slow pans, what's up? Well?
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  Speaker 5: The CEO of Cracker Barrel is stepping down nearly a
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  Speaker 5: year after trying to rebrand the company.
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  Speaker 2: She will be replaced by.
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  Speaker 5: The former head of Blooming Brand, who owns Outback Steakhouse
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  Speaker 5: and some other chains. But their sales took a big
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  Speaker 5: hit after they started remodeling the restaurants. And then remember
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  Speaker 5: they changed the logo and then everyone got mad and
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  Speaker 5: they changed it back.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, so I wondered how long this was.
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  Speaker 4: Going to take.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe one of the worst marketing decisions ever. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: you're known for one thing, and as far as I know,
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  Speaker 1: Cracker Barrel does well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they were just fine.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, she worked for Taco Bell and Starbucks before that,
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  Speaker 5: and I guess she was really known for, you know,
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  Speaker 5: her innovative skills.
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  Speaker 2: Well, but that people just didn't like that.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, she's great, but when you go to Cracker Barrel,
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  Speaker 1: you want that vibe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, for sure, the old country store pole exactly.
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  Speaker 1: People don't know what they love. They love what they know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so they like familiar. People don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go up to Crackerbarrel and it's all of a sudden
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  Speaker 1: it's fancy and it's all.
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  Speaker 2: Modern and mighty.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's the whole point.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, I wanted to look like Grandma's house. I mean
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  Speaker 5: everyone did. I mentioned she worked for Taco Bell. Speaking
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  Speaker 5: of Taco Bell, they're keeping this. We don't have the
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  Speaker 5: Cyclospora lettuce thing going. And it's one dollar Mexican pizzas
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  Speaker 5: and drinks all day today.
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  Speaker 1: Stop live. Yeah, Mexican pizza.
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  Speaker 2: Mexican pizza is a dollar today.
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  Speaker 1: Memories, that's one of my favorite things in the menu.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the last time I paid one dollar
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  Speaker 2: for anything.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know they used to have the ninety nine menu,
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  Speaker 1: didn't they back in the day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I are like sixty seventy nine. It wasn't there
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  Speaker 5: like levels of like under a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Taco Bell used to be. The joke was
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  Speaker 1: it was so cheap. Yeah, you could get like an
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  Speaker 1: entire meal and feed the entire family for like ten bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that with anything nowadays.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean try today. See how many Mexican pizzas
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  Speaker 2: y'all need.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had one?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Cheese?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Oh, yeah, it's got cheese.
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  Speaker 2: My fault. I love cheese. You love me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're allergic to it anymore? Are you allergic?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Not allergic. I'm sensitive. It just makes my face break out.
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  Speaker 1: I just think you grew out of that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I wish I think you did. I wish. Guys.
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  Speaker 5: The Cowboys arrived in Oxtar in California yesterday for training camp.
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  Speaker 5: They've got ninety players looking to fill fifty three spots
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  Speaker 5: on the roster, so They're gonna have a press conference
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  Speaker 5: later today and then they'll start practicing at tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Exciting times. Football is almost to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, I guess it is.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's this time of the year where
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't really get hype, right, but I
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  Speaker 1: will eventually once I see them fighting, Like I like
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  Speaker 1: when they fight at training camp in practice, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like that fires them all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you think so. I always feel like we're imploding.
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  Speaker 1: No, even though they're fighting each other. Yeah, Like I
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  Speaker 1: kind of like that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, really I.
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  Speaker 1: Need that spark. I need them out for blood this
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  Speaker 1: year because this is our year. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I heard Michael Irvin talking about things and
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  Speaker 5: he was saying, you know, for the first time, and
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how long we haven't been talking about money,
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  Speaker 5: so now they can think about winning. I mean, think
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  Speaker 5: about the last couple of seasons, we're like, well, this
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  Speaker 5: guy's just chilling on the sideline because his contract's not
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  Speaker 5: figured out. A year before that same thing, so maybe
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  Speaker 5: they can't focus this year.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we got some good draft picks and we made
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  Speaker 1: some moves, so I think we're going to be good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I said.
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  Speaker 1: That every year.
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  Speaker 5: It is true, it is our year. Let's just stick
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  Speaker 5: with that.
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  Speaker 2: We're only guys.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Kianda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories to.
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  Speaker 1: A first caller of the day. I got tickets to
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  Speaker 1: NRH two O. We're having a big party there on
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  Speaker 1: Friday eleven to one. Need you out there. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get you in for freeze and come hang We would
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  Speaker 1: love to meet you. Who's his? Vanessa?
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Vanessa? How are you? Where are you from? I the
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  Speaker 1: hack all hatche Guess what you were calling? Number one?
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  Speaker 4: Grat.
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  Speaker 1: Every Vanessa I've ever met is nice too, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Vanessa's are nice. Veronica's I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about crazy. All Veronicas can get crazy. Kiss
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  Speaker 1: you ever met at Veronica?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Did she punch you? Oh my god, Vanessa won't do that, Vanessa? Sweet? Okay, Vanessa? Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Where you're going right now? Are
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  Speaker 1: you going to work? Yes?
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  Speaker 10: I am on my way to work.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do?
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  Speaker 10: I work for Walgreens center?
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  Speaker 2: Oh cool?
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening. We appreciate that. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get you in and thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on you don't all get another winn or two
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  Speaker 1: coming up? Why not? We want everybody there at n
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  Speaker 1: r H two L on Friday. The only Veronica's sweet
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  Speaker 1: actually is Veronica from Aesthetic Society.
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  Speaker 5: She's not the only one, but she is extra sweet,
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  Speaker 5: so that theory is.
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  Speaker 2: Not not right.
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  Speaker 1: Well veronicas Monica's anything with the Uh yeah, okay, yeah, Santha, Alejandra, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Toxica.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm just throwing it out there. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: mad at me. I think these are facts if you
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  Speaker 1: look them up. Are you ready for real or fake news? Can?
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  Speaker 1: It's time to get serious? You joke around too much?
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  Speaker 9: Too much?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Three headlines? You got to tell me which
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  Speaker 1: one is fake? Three headlines to me which one is fake?
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  Speaker 1: First one, Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness tells police
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  Speaker 1: he thought jim was a quote judgment free zone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that tagline?
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  Speaker 1: Naked man? Yes. Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness tells
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  Speaker 1: police he thought the gym was a judgment free zone.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Headline number two. Mississippi man arrested for running an unlicensed
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  Speaker 1: petting zoo out of a U haul. Oh, come on,
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  Speaker 1: Mississippi man arrested for running and unlicensed petting zoo out
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  Speaker 1: of a U haul headline number three, Person who stole
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  Speaker 1: Colorado Dog returns it with a note saying sorry, they
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  Speaker 1: were drunk. Person who stole Colorado Dog returns it with
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  Speaker 1: a note saying sorry they were drunk. You have three
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  Speaker 1: headlines right there. You gotta tell me which one do
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  Speaker 1: you think is the fake headline. This game is not
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  Speaker 1: always easy because the world is crazy and the news
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  Speaker 1: is nuts. Cannaslopez. You can go first, or you can
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  Speaker 1: pass it to who aka Clarence aka le Poo Poo
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  Speaker 1: aka Jimothy. If he was a raccoon, he would be Jimmothy.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen m It reminds me of the way
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  Speaker 1: he runs because he runs kind of funky. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it's over. He's kind of hunched.
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  Speaker 2: Who doesn't hunch?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't walk straight.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to go first today since yesterday. Lock
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  Speaker 5: me in for that first story, the Planet Fitness story.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You don't think people are getting naked the Planet Fitness? No,
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. Can all right, you are
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  Speaker 1: locked in, Thank you, producer.
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  Speaker 6: Pooh like me for the second story.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody running, no petting, zoo out of U haul
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  Speaker 1: really lock me. Have you been in Mississippi? I've been
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  Speaker 1: through there. Actually I got family there. And that just
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  Speaker 1: that that that clocks all right, Oh boy, let's lock
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  Speaker 1: you in on that. The winner today, Jimothy, Congratulations pood.
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  Speaker 9: Row.
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  Speaker 1: I've never done that. Wow, streak like that, I know,
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  Speaker 1: look at you streaking. All right, let's get to the
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: real stories. Real stories, well kind of disturbing. First of all, Yes,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: a person who stole Colorado dog returns it with the
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: note saying they're sorry. This is kind of funny to
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: me because I guess this guy in Colorado, well, his
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: dog shows a missing They look at the it's in
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Colorado Springs. They look at the video or whatever, the surveillance,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: and they see this guy stranger walk up into the
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: yard at like I don't know, three a somewhere, like
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: early in the morning, almost late at night, that in
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: between you know, when we get yeah, yeah, And the
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: security video showed the stranger walking into the yard, taking
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: off the dog's collar and carrying this dog named Blanco away.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Oh and the dog was kind of resistant but like
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: at the same time not a mean dog. So didn't bite,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: so just kind of hung out, like I don't know
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: what's going on. But here I go. Days later, early
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Sunday morning, the dog shows back up in the yard
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: with the note saying, I'm very sorry for what I did.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I was drunk. Wow, So there you go. Blanco is
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: back home, and Blanco is good.
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: Good.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was your steal. I've been drunk before, Yeah,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: a couple of times. Yeah, I've never stolen any I've
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: never stolen a dog, right, I don't think I was
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: stolen anything.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: No, but you did try to fight a longhorn, but yeah,
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: well that doesn't count.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: That was at fuel City. Yes, don't try that.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: No, definitely not.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Don't hop the fence at fuel City and try to
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: fight one of the long hornes. For a couple of reasons.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't realize how fast they were.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you think.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: If you're two thousand pounds, you're not gonna be able
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: to move that, you know quick? No, that thing went Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: he was stomped his foot and then took off and
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I almost got a horn right up the hea hawk
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I did. I barely got over that. You've never seen
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: me run so fast in my life. I took off poos,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I run and I was like, ah, I have that
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: fence so quick, man, let's get to the other story now.
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness tells police he thought
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Jim was Judgment free Zone. A man was arrested after
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: allegedly walking into a Planet Fitness completely naked and beginning
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: his workout. It's like nothing was going on. According to
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: the authorities, the man entered the gym without any clothes
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: exercises if nothing was out of the ordinary. When officers arise,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: he reportedly explained that he thought it was the company's
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: well known policy and motto that he could do what
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: he wants and it was a Judgment Freezer. Employees and
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Jim goers were left stunned after they escorted him from
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: the building and trespassed him for life. No one was
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: injured during the incident, but the unusual explanation quickly went
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: viral online.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: So there you you can't do what you want?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: No, that doesn't mean you can do what you want. Yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: this guy's obviously got mental issues for sure, and I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: hope he gets some help. But what is it with Although,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: like a lot of people with you know, mental issues
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: they getting naked? What is it about getting naked that
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: people love?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I can't answer that for you.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Well, who can you? I don't have mental issues. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: just like being naked at the house. I just don't
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: understand why people love being naked.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Remember that guy that called up and he drove naked?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. He's like my dirty little secret
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: is I love driving naked? Yeah?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Weird.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I get in the car from my garage naked and
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I drive around and then come back in the garage.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Nobody ever sees me, but the fact that I'm naked.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I just love it. Right, Yeah, I ain't doing that.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it tomorrow. My way to thank you
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: for having a song this morning. It's mixed one or
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: two point nine be able to kid Candice Lopez producer
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: phoo is here. What is something that you are good at,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: very good at, but you don't talk about it because
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: people wouldn't believe you. I know we have one. If
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: you do, you could call or at Billy on the
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: radio on Instagram. Matter of fact, I got some good
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: ones coming in right now. You want to start with
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: those and then we'll get dollars. Yeah, okay, and this
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: is funny because I totally think this is something a
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: guy would not normally flex him. Okay, this guy wrote
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: in he said, I am so good. I am a
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: forty eight year old man who can sew anything.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I don't tell anybody because they wouldn't believe me. Okay, okay,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: kind of an odd flex.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And by the way, when we talk about ours, I
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: have this music ready to go. We call it the
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: line music.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: No.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're already just planning to not believe what
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: we're gonna say.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Well, no, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: this will play in the middle of your story if
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I can. That's alkay. And it might play dring mine too, Okay,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: probably not though, because I'm controlling it right. Okay, Now
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: this is an interesting one. Lisa says, I'm so good,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: abnormally good at untying tight knots.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Oh how cool is that? So many tight just knots
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: around shoes like my kiddo's shoes, like cleat the knots.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah I could use her.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I suck at that. Okay. Someone else said
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I am ungodly accurate. I have an ungodly accurate internal clock. Oh,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: if I want to get up at three thirty am,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that's all I have to tell myself and I wake up.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah weird, Okay, I get that. Okay, this is a
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: weird flex. When a string comes out of sweatpants and hoodies,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I can put it back in every time, very quick
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: with only my hands.
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: Oh, how do you do? That's patience. That's the most
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: annoying thing. It is when you lose that. Oh okay,
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: this girl said I can pick handcuffs. All right, that's
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: a man. Could he use you a couple of years ago?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I guess so this guy said this is something that
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: nobody believes, but I can hear elect city.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Who.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Well, there is a sound right here we go sometimes,
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: like a low hum or, buzzing sound.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Really I think.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So sounds like a superhero. Okay, well, thank you. No,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I believe them. I actually believe them. Okay, okay, what
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: about us? Can this you want to start?
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I'm actually really good at corn hole.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: It's true. I think that's.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Because I was such a good bowler when I was
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: a kid. It's like the same motion.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: People don't believe that about me either, that I was
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: really a really good bowler, right when you.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Say really good? When you say really good bowler, yeah,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: how do you know that you're really good?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Well, you go to tournaments and you compete with people.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: So did you typically finish first?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd finished first. Second.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: I was ninth in the state when I was like
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: eleven years old.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: So I say that is not a lie.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: That is a deep, deep punk bag number nine in
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the state. Yeah, why not eight?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good? Welly, I just finished ninth.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I despair at the end.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: What uh? What age were you when you were doing this,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: competing and bowling?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: I mean like little like elementary?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: So I think it's awesome. I do believe you. Yeah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I believe. Yeah, I do believe you. Weird flex, but
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I believe. But I do think now if we're bowled
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: right now, i'd beat you. Well yeah, oh, I think
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: you're going to say.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: That, Well, I haven't done it in so long, you know,
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: like you're gonna just beat me in your strength?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay you will too.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Pooh, what no, he wouldn't. What's something you're good but
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: something you're very good at but you don't talk about
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: because people wouldn't believe you. Pooh, go ahead, Okay. It
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: happened just this past weekend. I could ride a motorcycle
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: pretty good. I'm real good.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: What My oldest son has a motorcycle and he didn't
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: even know I know how.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: You drive it?
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let me ride a rave because he was like,
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: and I was like, son, I know what I'm doing.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not when you're riding it good. I
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: don't pop willies and all that. Well, then you just
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: ride it saying I ride a bike good.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, but you know how I'm clumsy, So yeah,
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: So you said it, yeah okay. And then you said
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you had another thing which I'm nervous about.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I can draw real good. No he can't,
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: like y'all know that, but a lot of people.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay, I believe he is a good artist.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: And then lastly, oh there's more. Yeah it's only four
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: water ski but I have yet to.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Talked about that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not getting into that until you prove it. You
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: cannot water ski. Those knees are not.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Built for that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Trust me. They need PEPTI. You got Jimothy needs Jimmy Okay, here.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let you control it. Okay,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I'll let you control the line music. Okay, this button
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: right here, No, not that button is here? This button? Okay.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: If you think I'm lying, okay, something I'm really good
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: at but people don't believe me. So you know, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: just don't really talk about it. But it is tennis.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I was really good at that. Yeah, yeah, we know. Okay.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I played tennis with you once.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You remember, Oh my god, Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: We played tennis and I was like wow, okay, never mind, and.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: I watched you play tennis too, okay, yeah, okay, So
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: at first I didn't believe you, and then I was like, okay.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Also to I'll give you two things since Pood did fifteen. Yes,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: people don't believe that I can actually and I'm really
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: good at it. That I could ride a unicycle. Okay,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: now did you turn that off? Okay? You only went
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: like four feet because it was broken, because my unicycle
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: was broken.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, was this stuff of us memory? December?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: He brought he brought it out.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: You didn't write it, did you?
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: No?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, I did. I wrote it. You weren't looking, but
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I wrote it wouldn't. But then then it got a
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: flat and it wouldn't. Right, So I could if I
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: had a unicycle, trust me.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I can't find you a unicycle. Yeah with
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: your game, See if we can get someone to bring
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: one up today.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, never mind, I know the circus.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Ringling Brothers and Barnman Bailey like stopping by.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: They are coming up today.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah with the unicycle.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Problem with the unicycle. But here's the deal, I can't
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: ride just anyone.
• 24:12
  Speaker 12: Nicest tough stories on the tens with Billy's a Kid in.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: The Morning only on the new Mix one or two
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: point nine.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Chance go to Disneyland coming up next summer.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: Ween.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: We're doing it all day, so many chances to win.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: No better place than Disneyland or in Halloween.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it is a.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Vibe, so we got that. Make sure you listen Dirty
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Little Secret on the way to at seven thirty. Cantas
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Well, tens of thousands of T mobile customers had their
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: service disrupted yesterday after a widespread outage.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: They didn't say what caused the outage.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: But people across multiple states reported their phones showing SOS mode,
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: which is the.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Worst me, was that you poop?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, I know, I paid my bill. What's
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: going on? I could make a call out or received calls?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: That nice?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: You got T mobile? Yeah? Oh god, what were you
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: doing that? Because usually, I mean, Pooh's on his phone.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: You think we're on the phone a lot. Who is
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: on his phone? And it's always speakerphone. It is in public?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Do matter with library speakerphone, funeral speaker phone?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: No?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he don't care.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Did you vent online like everybody else?
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: No?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't do all okay, Yeah, somebody.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Was on there like Chili's guess WiFi saving me from
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: the outage Cheli? Yeah, just using Wi Fi wherever they could. Yeah,
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: So that pros restored late last night, So that is
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: good news.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: John Oliver is going viral for taunting BUCkies on his
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: HBO show last week tonight. So he used about thirteen
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: minutes of his show Sunday night talking about BUCkies numerous
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: trademark lawsuits and just how you know people were in
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: awe of BUCkies when they came here for the World Cup.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know people love it. Who's John Oliver?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's at a talk show host.
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Last week tonight it's his show on HBO. But he
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: was talking about how they usually win these cases because
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: smaller companies don't have the resources to fight them, and
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: then you know, they end up redoing their logos or
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: going out of business. Well, then he said, if any
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: prominent gas station chain has an issue with the new
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: logo or products and wants to get lawyers involved, bring
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: it on.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: And he debuted a line.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Of merch with the logo buck Off Yeah, with his
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: mascot mister Nutter Butter, everyone's favorite cartoon animal who doesn't
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: sue small businesses.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: This is like the whole thing Nutter Butter. And it
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: looks like, oh okay, I see it kind of looks
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: like a kind of a beaver.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Da Yeah, I mean this it's BUCkies.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: He's going to sue him for this.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Well, for sure. The merch line, it's online.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: It's available until September eighth. It literally looks like Bucki's pajamas, hats, tumblers.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you spoint your eyes, you think you're
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: on Bucky's website.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: So you can actually buy this stuff.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You can buy it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be kind of funny.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: It's actually going to the proceeds are going to Hunger
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Free America. So he's all in on this. So I'll
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: keep you posted if BUCkies ends up suing him.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants it though.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: He's definitely taunting them guys real quick. The Michael Jackson
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: biopic Michael finally has a streaming day. You can watch
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: it at home on Stars starting August tenth. It'll be
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: on their digital platforms and then on their TV broadcast
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: the same day at six pm. If you remember, it
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: came out in theaters April twenty fourth, made over a
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: billion dollars worldwide as the highest grossing musical biopic ever.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: So I'm excited to finally watch it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Out already streaming on something.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Don't know about that, Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Because I watched it?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: You did, I watch it? Okay?
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: So this is the TV broadcast premiere. Yeah, it wasn't
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: on their streaming platform, but you can also watch.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: It on just like linear TV.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I was going to say I never watched anything, that's right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: So I actually streamed that and it was good. Yeah,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: but I did feel like, Okay, there's a part two
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: coming or something, because Sure stopped at one point in
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: his life and I was just getting into it.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was I was in shock at that
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: moment when it just ended.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm looking forward to part two. But there
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: I'm Cana Slopez. Those are your Texas Top stories.
• 27:56
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• 28:00
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• 28:01
  Speaker 1: We had to run back in the studio real quick.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: It's Makes one o two point nine a Billy to
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: kid Candice low Pez, producer Pooh. It's so fun though,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey. Uh, they're here our
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: side and then like performing for us, and we're on
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: our Instagram Live at Mix one O two nine FM.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: We just had Pooh challenged the acrobat guy to a
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: handstand off.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah he didn't win.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't win, but I did ride the unicycle
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: You did. You got a couple of feet. I'm getting
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: there than any of us can do.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's so much fun. So go check out
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• 28:37
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• 28:39
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• 28:43
  Speaker 9: What you got Okay, So I did something the other
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: night and I'm I'm just I'm definitely not proud of.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, okay, you did something you're not proud of.
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: Happened, right, So I stopped at Taco Bell I'm away
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: a little fourth meal, uh, grab something for me and
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: my girlfriend, and I was, oh my god, you know,
• 29:07
  Speaker 9: I'm so tired. I was so ready to eat and
• 29:09
  Speaker 9: just crash.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: As I'm pulling out of the drive through, this guy
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: cuts me off so badly, does slam on my brakes
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: and swerve. My drink goes flying everywhere. It's all over
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: my truck, your drink, and normally, yeah, yeah, a fast
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: food drink is not a small amount of yeahda.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: And baha blast. That's awful. Yeah right.
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: So normally I'm pretty non confrontational, but I was spurious.
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: I mean, I got a freaking soda all over my truck.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: It's sticky, I'm covered in it. I'm pissed. I pull
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: up next to him at the red light, roll my
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: window down. That's when I realized this dude is He
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: is absolutely massive.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: I couldn't tell how tall he was because he was
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: obviously sitting down, but you could just tell shaved head,
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: huge beard, built like he just got out of the Marines.
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: Oh god, I was shaking with anger.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So you pulled up ready to go off?
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: And then, yeah, yeah, I was shaking with anger.
• 30:28
  Speaker 13: But you know, I'm I'm not dumb enough to start
• 30:31
  Speaker 13: a fight that I can't win fair.
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: And I wouldn't have won that fight.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, not if there's some massive dude. You're like, okay,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: so you just I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna count
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: my loss and just go away. But I'm have a
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: feeling that's not what happened.
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: No, and then that's what I should have done, but instead,
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: a couple of minutes later, he pulls into the Walmart,
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: he gets out, he goes inside. So the next thing
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: I do, and this is what I definitely should not
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: have done. Oh no, I grabbed my girlfriend's bean burrito
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: and I smeared that thing all over his window, I
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: mean everywhere.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Was No, it was a pretty cowardly move, but at
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: least you need it felt like I had.
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: To ruin his night somehow, and I think I did that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: So you follow him into the walman. Let me get
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: this right. You follow him into the Walmart parking lot
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and you're like, this guy's huge. You wait till he
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: goes in, you take a bean burrito and smear it
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: all over his windshield.
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah. But the worst part that bean burrito. It was
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: my girlfriend. So I got back home and I was like, oh,
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: tacobaa must have forgotten it. And then I had to
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: go back to Taco about it. He wanted that bean burrito.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the entire drive back, I'm in my head, I'm
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: thinking I'm going to run into that guy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: He's gonna figure it out.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, burrito. That would have sucked.
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: So I never saw him, obviously, but I definitely feel
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: like karma is just hanging over in my head and
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: it's gonna catch up to me.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, listen, if he didn't give you, I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: don't think you should do anything to anybody's cars. Don't
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: get me wrong, but it's totally rude to cut somebody
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: off and not at least give them my bad wave,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: my bad You have to give them my bed, you know,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, do something at least be hey, sorry, didn't
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: mean to do that, but you know that's so annoying.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I get your how frustrated you would be.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not wasting a bean burrito over it though.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: The thing that got me was when I did pull
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: up to him, he gave me this look like you
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: don't want any of this, and I mean I definitely
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: didn't want.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Any of that.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: When you know, that kind of like really got to me.
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: I'm like, man, that's not fair just because you're so
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: big souf, you know, being burrito times. Definitely not doing
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: that again.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: At least sort of an extra burrito next time, just in.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Case of me. Just have you ever gotten the rotor
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: jenten and candas and and thrown anything in a a
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: car before?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: No, I've never thrown anything?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Oh me either? No, whatever, you haven't. No, you have it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I've seen people do it. No, I really haven't. I've
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: seen people do stuff before, Like I saw somebody throw
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: like a twenty ounce coke out the window at a car before.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Who have you ever thrown something? No?
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: No, I mean but my cousin dre he who went
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: to racetrack one time and his lady cut him off
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: and she was with her boyfriend.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I guess he just pitched the Glizzy right.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: At the window, wasting a hot dogs, like, why are
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: you gonna waste a glizzy like that?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Oh that's all I wouldn't waste food. Yeah, well, sir,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: thank you for your confession. I appreciate it very much
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and rest in peace to that being BURIEDO. Yeah, for real,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: thank you guys.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: He's going for Candace Court.
• 33:47
  Speaker 12: He gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Rise for the Honorable Judge Candice Lopan straight out of
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: my skeige. She got a lot of agree from town
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: East in the food court. To be specific, that's what
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: she does. She's very just. Is that the word just equal? Fair?
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Fair?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, fair. When it comes to Candas courts, it's mixed
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: one or two point nine all right. If you have
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: an issue for Candas you want solved and problem maybe
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: it's at work with a coworker, maybe your husband, wife, whatever.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Girl from boyfriend at Candas on Air on Instagram at
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Candace on Air Right. I don't want to give too
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: much detail about myself for this, but I will say
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: that I typically date people close to my age and
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: will have a similar income. Oh, I thought I would
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: be more open minded and date someone outside my tax bracket,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: So I went on a date with an attractive man.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: He is a substitute teacher, so his schedule was pretty
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: open right now. We decided to check out a new
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: restaurant and he only ordered a pasta dish, while I
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: ordered two drinks, an appetizer for the table and entree
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: for myself, and a dessert which I got to go
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: because the date was going downhill by then.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: No.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Oh no, so this woman has a problem. The problem started,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: she says, when he asked if I really needed to
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: order that much food at an expensive restaurant. Oh no, yeah,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: this is not going well. I told him there was
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: no reason to limit ourselves. If money was an issue,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I would cover it. That we should have a good
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: time and order whatever we want. He said there was
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: no reason to rub it in, and that, wow, there
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: was no reason to rub it in. That was when
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I paid for the meal and I took the dessert
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: to go. Woa Was I wrong for ordering that much food? Sorry?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: But I thought it wasn't that excessive, and I can
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: pay for my own meal if I have to. Ken
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Is Court, This is an interesting case, so recap it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: She goes on a date with a guy who is
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: quote out of her tax bracket, meaning he makes less
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: than her. She makes good money. She orders what he
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: seems to think is a lot of food. She's like,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: it's not that excessive. It was a couple drinks and
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: appetizer for the table, right, and entre for herself. Of
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: course he ordered an entree and then she got a
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: dessert to go, right. Is that excessive?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: It sounds normal to me.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I don't me too. Yeah, yeah, but he's probably thinking
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: it is mine, I gotta pay for all this? Well,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: then don't. Okay, you know what I mean, because I
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of that's all.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: It's expensive.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: It is expensive, Like we.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Don't always order a dessert or always order an appetizer.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, on a day. But at the same time,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: when you're gonna go on a date with somebody, to me,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: you go to a place that is well within your budget. Right,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: So if you do have a couple of drinks, and
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: you better be lucky if there's a couple drinks involved,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: because that means she's kind of into you. If she
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: didn't order just one and leave. Yeah, So let's be
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: happy that it's making it to dessert.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Right. His expectation was that they were each going to
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: order an entree and that's.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: It, right, And my point is why not have an
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: appetizer for the table? Yeah, And there's nothing wrong if
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you can afford this restaurant, sir, we're not gonna shame
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: you for that. No, you're a substitute teacher. First of all,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: we love our teachers. Right, you go to you can afford,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: period that wherever you can afford, you go to it,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: and you have a good time. And if she'll either
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: accepted or she won't.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but I guess that he probably feels a masculated.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I've been in that position. I feel him. But I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: know you were in because you're going to call me
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: one time because I don't remember.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: I went to a place and I was like trying
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: to impress this girl, and I was like, right.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: But the difference between that is, you know, you were
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: in Austin he went out. I was in Austin at
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the same time.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: He went out to a restaurant called Pearla. Yeah, which
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: is I mean, it's a little expensive. The woman on
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: the state drank two bottles of wine.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's success, that's successive.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, appetizer dessert, that's normal, right, or just sampling the
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: menu at this point.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: But two bottles of wine. One bottle of wine.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Doesn't even drink wine, No, I had. I ordered me
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: a drink, and then you got the wine.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: I didn't order no appetizer, but they give you this
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: little bread or whatever, and then her entree my entree.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Who Candice?
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: I was like, Who was like, I'll just eat the bread.
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was like, I just need to
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom real quick. I left. I was like, hey, man,
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: I don't think I don't know if my car is
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: gonna go through.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: My car's going to go through. And bills like, I
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: got you. Yeah, But first he grilled me. He's like,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: why would you go to a fancy restaurant? He got right.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: He's like, I don't have time for all these questions.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Two bottles?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: No, she was excessive.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: But this girl, this sounds generous. Your girl's generous.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: She's down to have a good time, and she's including
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: you in that good time exactly.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: And I think that, you know by her saying, hey,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it. We let's not limit ourselves to
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: have a good time. I'll pay for it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, was she rubbing it in? I don't think so.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was rubbing it in that. I
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: don't even if it's rubbing it in. If you're like, oh,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to order some caviare I would order this
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: If you can't afford it, that's okay, but I'm gonna
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: you could try some of mine. Yes, that's rubbing it in.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: That is ugly.
• 38:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: I think he's just uncomfortable with her controlling things and
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: reversing the norm.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pride, would you be upset? Canis? If you know, like, Okay,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you date a guy who's let's say, doesn't make quite
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: as much money as you, Right, you go to a
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: place that's more in his budget? Yeah, is that a problem?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: It's fine with me.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: I'm down to eat anywhere, but we can also go
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: into my budget and I'll you know, handle this.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Now that's where Yeah, now that's where. To me. It
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: gets a little weird if you're the guy, because if
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you're the guy, you're like, oh, I don't know if
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: it's a first date. Like if I were if I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: were the woman on a date, I would be like,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to my bracket right off
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: the bet because I don't want him to feel some
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: type of way. Right, So let's go wherever he's comfortable,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: and I'll I'll be fine with it.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's meet in the middle. I mean, even.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Saying tax bracket is really cringe.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: So it tells me like something may have been off
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: during the dates.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: That's why I think first dates. I think coffee first
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: dates are the best first dates.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: So you don't have to worry about food, you don't
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: have to worry about staying too long if you don't
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: want to, you just go out. You see, if you
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: even remotely click and then you go to a dinner
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: or something like that, right.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: You could probably catch a vibe, you know, on what
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: tax bracket she's in.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's now that you say that, that is.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: No, it's super great.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: He probably felt a certain type of way, and I
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: get it, you know what I mean.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: But him saying did you have to order that much food?
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Not that I don't understand.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Is a big egg. Right, I'm like, yeah I did,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: and it's not even that much bro right calling me fat?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Portion sizes are not what they used to be.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that wouldn't have been me. I like a girl
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: who eat and I know, we know.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's an underlying tone there about the amount of
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: food because of the amount of food, yeah, but.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Not because it's not weird to order an appetizer.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: No, it's not weird at all.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: It's not too much food. And what is an expensive
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: restaurant have to do with it? We order all this
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: food and expense, it's pretty normal. So just don't go
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: there if you can't afford it. Yeah, no, I'm trying
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: to flex, Candice. Do we have a verdict?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: We do?
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Look, guys, sorry, you're guilty of being entree only.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Ernie.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, you can't go on a date assuming y'all are
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: each gonna have one.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Entree and call it a day, not entree Ernie.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I remember one time I went out with this girl,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: and this was when I was a teenager and I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: was real young, and I didn't have enough money to
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: order like she was ordering way too much, yeah, and
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I thought, like, I can't even get like anything right now.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I remember, literally, my stomach doesn't feel well and I
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: basically got water. Oh while she ate.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: You know, my grandparents did the same thing. My grandma
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: loved like a good old fashioned hamburger, and she'd go
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: out on dates with my grandpa and say she wasn't hungry,
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: and he would eat and try to share with her,
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: and she just yeah, is said.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: The cutest thing ever I know. Have you ever made lemonade?
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Just get water and get some lemons and then put
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: some sugar.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about lemonade on a date date? Yeah?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I did that before. Yeah, that was way back. That
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: was a restaurant idea when I was young. I have
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: no idea why you're single. He is guilty of being
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Ernie tough stories on the Tents with Billy's a Kid in.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: The Morning only on the new Mix one O two.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Point nine Little Pans What's up Well?
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: The CEO of Cracker Barrel is stepping down nearly a
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: year after trying to rebrand the company.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: She will be replaced by the.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Former head of Bluemen Brands, who owns out Back Steakhouse
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: and some other chained restaurants. But their sales, it definitely
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: took a big hit after they started remodeling the restaurants.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: And then remember they tried to change the logo. People
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: got mad and they changed it back and it was
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: just a lot.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Of drama with Cracker Barrel.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I still have not eaten in a cracker barrel ever,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: and I've tried like three times in the wait was
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: like an hour and a half and I can't do it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, you know, people don't want that
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: place to change.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: No, definitely not.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: It should be brown and wood and there should be
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: you know, games on the table and all of those things.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: We remember for the last however, Yeah, we wanted forever.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, their ceo she used to work for Taco Bell
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: and Starbar. They said, you know, she was hired because
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: of her you know, innovative, you know, creativity.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: So I mean, just people didn't like it. So it's
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: just sad for her.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: But it was cool to see that people speak up
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: and it changed back.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: For sure, we do have control.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: We do. We do.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: I'm speaking of Taco Bell guys. They are keeping the
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: you know, we don't have the cycle of Spora Lettuce
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: probo going selling one dollar Mexican pizzas and drinks all
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: day today.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: So just the heads up, the line might be long.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, line lunch on me today for real. Yeah,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: if you guys want Mexican pizzas, Yeah, that's one of
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: my favorite things at the Bell is it really, Oh man,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you've never had one?
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: No?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Is it just a tortilla with like no cheese?
• 43:41
  Speaker 9: No?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: First of all, how dare you? It is? It's a
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: delicacy that's made of like pretty much two toastatus with
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: beans between and then on top some cheese some pico,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and it's it's a masterpiece and it's so good. And
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: they took it off the menu for a while, okay,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and kind of like the crackerbail situation that was riots
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: in this tree that's and now it's bad, and now
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: it's bad. It was pretty much me riding.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: It's back now for a dollar today. Just the heads up, guys.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: The Cowboys arrived at Oxnard, California yesterday for training camp.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: They've got ninety players looking to fill fifty three spots
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: on the roster, so they're going to have a press
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: conference later today and then they'll start practicing tomorrow. It's
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: exciting when the Cowboys go back to Oxnard because I
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: feel like we're this close to you know, football on
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: TV again.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It is we're getting closer. I don't like how they
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: show up though. I hate that they show up and
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: they have to dress all weird and fancy and make
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: it like some big red carpet event.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Were they fancy?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, everybody's wearing outfits and they're like, it's like
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a red carpet. I just want you to show.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Up into the games.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about to camp.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh they did.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: They show up to camp. But it's a big thing,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: and I just want you to go out there, no spectacles. No,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I want you to come in wearing like just your pads. Yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: just ready for war because they need to win this year.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: This is our year. I want you to come in mad. Okay,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I want you. I don't want you to look in ten.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I know you're making millions. I want you to look
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: so agreed that if you don't win this season, it's over. Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I like that. Yes, let's go.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you hype up.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I like it. Thank you, yeah real quick.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Also, guys, Tom Cruise's daughter Sorry, has legally changed her
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: last name to Surrey and noell I guess that's her
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: mom Katie Holmes middle name. A source says this will
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: help her establish her own identity and start fresh in college.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: But she's twenty years old now, oh way, Yeah, studying
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: musical theater.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Crazy, right, Surrey is twenty she is no.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Longer Surrey Cruise.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: That's because her dad doesn't pay attention to her.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Get that.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's still spending money. Well, I don't know. I
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: don't know if Katy Holmes takes any money, does she?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sure?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, assume twenty So.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I mean you still gotta Payeile's board if they're in college.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, is doing well though.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like Katie Holmes is not made money
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: over her I mean Korea, but not Tom Cruise money. No,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: But I mean you can go out money in life
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Pooks about Mexican pizza.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Quote of the day. Quote of the day. I'm trying
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: to slow Pez. Those are your Texas top stories. Oh
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: that's a hotake.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Let us know what you think. Here's today's hot take.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: It makes one of two point nine. Good morning, it's
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Bible a kid. Canda slow Pez is your producer. Pooh
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: is here. We were just talking about something similar with
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: this with Candace Corp where this guy said the woman
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: on the date, first date ordered quote too much food
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: right at an expressive, expensive restaurant. Now this girl, this
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: woman is going viral because she gets into it with
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the guy on the first date because and I know
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you're gonna freak out when I say this, pooh, especially
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: what because he wouldn't pay for to go food for
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: her kids. Oh no, I'm not kidding you. She whips. No,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. She whips out her phone and she
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: starts videoing this guy and she's like, well, listen, y'all,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: here it is. He just told me I can't take
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: food home for my kids.
• 46:59
  Speaker 14: This is first day, and you ordering extra food. If
• 47:03
  Speaker 14: you ordering all the extra food, you you need to
• 47:06
  Speaker 14: pay for it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not paying for extra food.
• 47:08
  Speaker 14: We're on a day trying to get to know each other,
• 47:10
  Speaker 14: and I think it's kind of disrespectful. You will order
• 47:15
  Speaker 14: all these three, four, five kids for your family at home,
• 47:18
  Speaker 14: all these extra to go places, and you think I
• 47:20
  Speaker 14: should pay for him.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not paying for him. Order for me to eat
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you and to pay for it, but I'm ordered to take.
• 47:27
  Speaker 14: I asked you, I invited you out on a genom
• 47:30
  Speaker 14: that's to pay for you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You you look at all this food, yeah, look at it,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: look look at it. Look at this in the food
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: up yeah, yeah, and you can pay for it. And
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: then he basically goes over. He it calls the waitress
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: over and he's like, hey, you see all this food
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that you ordered, I'm not paying for it. So I'm
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: letting you know now, don't put it on my ticket.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'll pay for yours. I'm not paying for now. Of course,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I think most people would say that's a little crazy. Yeah,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: until you go to the commons. And I took a
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: journey into the comment section because it's my favorite place
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: to go. Run to the comments. Yeah, this is me
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: going to the comments. I'm getting to the comments so fast. Surprisingly,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: there was a number of people in the comments who
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: said no, I understand where she's coming from. And one
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: comment in particular really stuck out to me. It was
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: a woman who was a single mom who is dating
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and she said, I'm sorry, but if you asked me
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: to go out and I have kids, they are a
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: part of my life. If you're taking time away from
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: my kids, then the least you could do is buy
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: them dinner. He wow, where's baby daddy? I don't know.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: You can't do that without discussing it first.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Come on, no, if I take taking you out, no,
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: it ain't gonna be no to go orders.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Now, there was someone in the comments who also asked this, So,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: don't you think this is what the woman said? This
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: woman in the comments sad, I'm not saying it. She said,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: don't you think if I'm a single mom, not only
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: should you maybe pay for my kids and think about them?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Because she was basically saying this could have been a
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: test to see how he would kids.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Interesting, No, I don't think so.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: I think if he were like, I know you left
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: your kids tonight, can I get you anything to take.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Home to them? Perfect, that's how you win the date.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: But I don't expect that he's going to do that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: That would be a very sweet gesture. But right when
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you expect the green flag, it gets right. That would
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: be a huge green flag. Now, But someone else in
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: the comments was saying this could have been a test
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: also too. If I'm a single mom and I'm going out,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you should be paying for the babysitter.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting?
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: What?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is a thing. And we've had this
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: discussion before.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: We had some tough because that's not his responsibility.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, you make time for the things you want to do. Girl,
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: If you're making time for me, make time to hire
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: a babysitter. I'm not finna pay for no babysitter for them.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you this. So it's a what
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: if it's a girl that you're really into and she's like, listen,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I can't afford a babysitter
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: right now. So I'd love to go out with you,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: but I don't have family here. I can't. I can't
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: date you and just leave the kids. I have two
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: three kids at home. There's nothing like that's a test.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: What do you do? Then? What do you do if
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: if she says that, see, yeah, I don't know if
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I can do it. Yeah.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's honest with you.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. I can't pay for no babies. Wow,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I guess I've never been asked that before in my life.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Gonna pay for the baby? I have no problem dating
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: someone with kids, No, not at all.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: I mean, if I get to know you, know you,
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: my kids old enough to watch your.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Kids, how do you you'll never get to know her
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: know her? Yeah? And I think that's a genuine problem sometimes.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're dating and you happen to have,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: you know, custody of your kids, I don't know what's
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: going on with the dad. But whatever the case may be,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: if you can't afford to go out for a date,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: how do you meet people? And right now things are expensive.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: I got a question, if you can't afford to go out,
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: why are you dating? Like, like, I'm you know, if
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: a single mom, you out right. But if a single
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: mom knows she can't afford to go out on a date,
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: she can't expect me to just come in there and
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: save everybody.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: But I guess what I'm saying is she wasn't looking
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to go on a date, Is what I'm saying. She
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: wasn't looking to go on to date this guy at
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: like he asked her on a date, and she's like,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be real honest with you. I mean,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I'm interested. I would go, but I can't because I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: just can't afford the.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Babysitter, she said, the expectation from the start, and he
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: has a choice to make.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can afford it, he.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Should whoa yeah, Okay, can't.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: See financial in a place where it's not no big
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: deal to him.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a problem to do it.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: Definitely show that you're that interested, you know, in dating this.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Way, if she's coming across being very genuine and honest,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: and that's being also putting yourself in a very vulnerable position, right,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: which you don't want to be in. It's not always,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: but you're also being honest. I would appreciate that honesty.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, you know what, I got it? Yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: well I got a question this day and age.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: She got to have a friend or something, a family friend,
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: because I mean when I had kids and I was
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: trying to date or whatever, I'd be like, hey, can
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: you watch can you watch my old and I will
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: go out. You also keep it respectful. I wouldn't go
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: out like lately.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Pooh, But the mother of your children is very involved
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: and it so you can absolutely plan it around that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: There's some moms who don't have options. They just don't
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: and it's hard. That's what I'm saying. That's what I
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: would pay for. Maybe I'm a sucker. Pooh calls me
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: a simp. I would say, yes, I would do it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: It's so hard for kids because if she has someone
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: that she fully trust and that the kids are experienced,
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: you know, hanging with, but she doesn't have the money
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: to pay that person, right, Yeah, I mean she's in
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: a tough, tough spot.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, if you get a babysitter, what the babysitter's
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: gonna cost? Maybe a hundred bucks?
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know a hundred bucks. I mean, maybe you
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be dating if you can't afford a hundred bucks.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Some people would just say what some people would say Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: some people I just think, like, just don't date.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Be upfront about your expectations, right.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, well I think that's fair. Eight seven eight seven
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: one h two nine. Do you think it's ridiculous that
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: this person would ask for to go food for her kids? Won?
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: And do you think it's ridiculous if a woman asked
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: for a man to pay for the babysitter. Yeah, if
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you want a date, she's like, pay the sitter. What
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: do you think? You know? We were talking about hot
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: take of the day and this woman who went on
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: a first date with a guy and asked him to
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: basically since she had her kids at home and she's
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: a single mom, asked him to pay for some food
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, and it caused a big ordeal. And uh,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to Ronnie who said, you know,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: what have the kids go on a date? Wow, Ronnie said,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: go to the zoo or something take the kids.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: That's bold.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Well watch this, Michelle. What do you think?
• 53:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I think if if you can't get a babyfir,
• 53:44
  Speaker 15: then I think the first idea was to have a
• 53:47
  Speaker 15: pizza night in and just get another whole family.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Oh you think so? So right off the bat, you
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have a problem with the guy being around your
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: kids if it was just low key, like they didn't
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: know it was a date and it was just like
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: a friend coming over.
• 53:57
  Speaker 15: No, I mean, at first, if I'm interested to say,
• 54:00
  Speaker 15: I think somebody, I'm usually going to be comfortable enough
• 54:02
  Speaker 15: that I know if I'm around that, you should be
• 54:04
  Speaker 15: okay with my kids. If he wants to go out
• 54:07
  Speaker 15: and I just can't afford somebody, then why don't we
• 54:09
  Speaker 15: just have a night in?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's one option that's something to think about. There. Well,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for calling. I didn't even think
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: about that, to be honest, we appreciate you. Okay, Brittany,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: what's up, Brittany? How are you?
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: I'm good?
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: How are you?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I'm good? Thank you? Now, what do you think would
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: you pay for this? Would you say I'll pay for
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the sitter or would you expect it? What do you think?
• 54:28
  Speaker 10: I think that's ridiculous, like to have those expectations, Like
• 54:32
  Speaker 10: not only some people think, oh it's single mom, Yeah
• 54:35
  Speaker 10: she's pass it rough. Well, everybody's kind of in a
• 54:38
  Speaker 10: financial like situation these days, you know.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: I'm a single mom, tune and neurodivergent kids, and I
• 54:46
  Speaker 10: would never go out dating and expecting anybody to watch
• 54:50
  Speaker 10: my kids or have somebody pay for my kids' food.
• 54:54
  Speaker 10: Like I would make sure they were taken care of
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: before I left, right right.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I mean I think that's what most people would do.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Now as far as the sitter, what do you think
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: about that? Would you do you expect a guy to
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: pay for it? Do you even date? Is it hard?
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be tough with two kids
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: and being a single mom.
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I would say you could still date, but you
• 55:10
  Speaker 10: have to like with everything else, do you have to
• 55:12
  Speaker 10: make a schedule so you would be able to schedule time.
• 55:15
  Speaker 10: If somebody was really into you, they would make the
• 55:17
  Speaker 10: time whenever you're available, not like, hey, I'm on a
• 55:20
  Speaker 10: whim and this person asked me out. I got to
• 55:22
  Speaker 10: figure out what to do for me.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or they're they're gonna wait. It'll be worth the
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: wait once you can find time.
• 55:29
  Speaker 9: I agree with that exactly, all.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Right, Brittany, Well, thank you sounding an amazing mom, So
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: thank you for calling in. Bye, Chris, what's up, Chris?
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: What's you think?
• 55:38
  Speaker 12: I was in this exact situation just recently. Really a
• 55:41
  Speaker 12: woman deber talking asked her out on a date, and
• 55:44
  Speaker 12: she said, well, I have three children, And I said, okay,
• 55:47
  Speaker 12: no problem. Why don't you bring them with you and
• 55:50
  Speaker 12: they can ask questions about me, get to know me.
• 55:52
  Speaker 12: I can ask questions about them if you can ask questions.
• 55:55
  Speaker 12: And she said, oh no, no, no, no, no no,
• 55:58
  Speaker 12: this is our work first date. There're gonna be no
• 56:00
  Speaker 12: kids involved.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: I said, no problem. She said, I have a babysitter.
• 56:04
  Speaker 12: Don't worry about it. Everything's covered perfect. Went out on
• 56:07
  Speaker 12: the date. As the bill came to the end, and
• 56:10
  Speaker 12: the waiter said, is there anything else? And she looked
• 56:12
  Speaker 12: at me and she said, can I order food for
• 56:15
  Speaker 12: my kids to take to them?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: No way? So she asked you the same thing. I
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: didn't even know. This was like, oh thing that happened often,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and it happened to you, And what did you say?
• 56:25
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 56:27
  Speaker 12: So I looked at her and I said, I'm sorry.
• 56:29
  Speaker 12: You said that you had everything taken care of and
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: she said, oh, only the babysit or not their food.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Woo.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: She lined, you know, she got food in her.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: House most kids.
• 56:42
  Speaker 12: Just beautiful thing covered the entire kid's mill for ten dollars.
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: I said, well, gets on the way to drop you off.
• 56:50
  Speaker 12: We can stop at Little Theaters. They have the hot
• 56:52
  Speaker 12: and fresh pizza.
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: Every kid loves pizza.
• 56:54
  Speaker 12: They can get two pepperoni pizzas for five nine nine each.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you did that.
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: I did do that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Do you like her? Will there be another date?
• 57:04
  Speaker 12: No tough stories on the Tents with Kid in the Morning.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Only on the New Mix one O two point nine.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: It's a Tuesday that kind of feels like a Thursday. Yeah,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know why, but it feels like today's Thursday ish.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I don't know why get that vibe at all,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: just because I'm in an extra good mood for a Tuesday. Okay, okay,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: so it's like going into Friday vibes, but it's not.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: It's Thursday. Oh are you Yeah, you're.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Always tired, that's true. Canice? What is going on?
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Tens of thousands of T Mobile customers had their service
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: disrupted yesterday after a widespread outage. They didn't say what
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: caused the outage, but people across multiple states did report
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: their phones showing SOS mode, which not the worst.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Were so scared. Yeah, I thought I didn't pay my bill.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh man, we'll see. I mean I've
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: been there though, where especially with the electric where the
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: power goes out, and I'm like, oh man, I didn't
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: pay it. Night, I know I didn't pay it. And
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: then I'm like texting my neighbor likes yours out, mine's
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: out too. Who right? Relief? Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: I love seeing people online, venting and checking in where
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: they're using the Wi Fi.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: People are online like.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Chili's guess wi Fi saving me from the outage. People
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: asking for discounts on their bills, of course, but they
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: did get it resolved late.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Last night, so that's good news, guys.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: John Oliver is going viral for taunting BUCkies on his
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: HBO show last week tonight, So he talked about this
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: for like thirteen minutes on the show Sunday night, talking
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: about Bucky's numerous trademark lawsuits and just how people were
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: in awe of BUCkies when they came here for the
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: World Cup. He was talking about how, you know, they
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: usually win these big cases because smaller companies don't have
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: the resources to fight back, so they end up, you know,
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: redoing their logo that looks similar, or just.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Going out of business.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: But he basically said if any prominent gas station chain
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: has an issue with this new logo or products he
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: wants or they want to get lawyers involved, bringing on.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: And he released a line of merch that's basically like
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: Bucky's knockoff stuff.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: It's called buck.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: OFFA Yeah, I settled down over there.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: It is Yest his mascot, mister Nutter Butter. The merch
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: line is available until September eighth, and pajamas, hats, tumblers,
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: all the things you see in BUCkies.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I doant know who John Oliver is.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: You know, if you see him, would yeah, okay, he's
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: a little Jimothy, Yeah a little bit.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: It looks like Jimothy the record of Yeah British what
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: an insult?
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know you'll know him if you
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: see him.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I know that his merch that he's selling looks
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: exactly like a bootleg BUCkies.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Now the proceeds do go to Hunger Free America, which
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: is a good side of this, But he's basically like saying,
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: take me on, take me on for this.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: They will. I mean you see what BUCkies pays their gms,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: their managers. Oh what like, I mean six figures. Some
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: of the highest page people the BUCkies make two seventy
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: five a year.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Wow, I know, well, how fun to work at BUCkies and.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Make six figures. Yeah, so good. First of all, I'm
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: not gonna hate on BUCkies. If you're paying your employees, well,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: good for you. I'll support a company like that.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's just mad about the little small
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: businesses that get, you know, canned because their logo looks similar. Ish.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I don't want that either, but yeah, I hear you.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: The Michael Jackson biopick Michael will be on TV finally.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: You can watch it on Stars August tenth at six pm.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: It'll also be streaming on their digital platforms that same day.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: It came out in theaters April twenty fourth, made over
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: a billion dollars worldwide as the highest grossing musical biopick ever.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I'm excited. This is just going to be on TV finally.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I know, Wow, id you watched it? I did see
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: it on the on the airplane.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: What oh on the airplane? You didn't tell us?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Yeah. You just don't listen to me.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: You never listen.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm busy working.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 11: Oh why am?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you guys get to take like, you know, a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: mini like let's have fun moment, and I'm still like multitasking,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: and then while you're multitasking, I'm chilling.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: So okay, well next time.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: We need to all be free when you talk about movies.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: So like next we'll all have a song.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I'm busy now now you made me up, so now
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I gotta work. Yeah, I mean sorry, but I'm very busy.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Now, okay, that's fair.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Thank all right.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: I'm Canda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories. This
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: is dirty little secret.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: You got one thousand dollars coming up? Next it's mixed
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: one or two point nine and bail like a kid,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Canda Slopez, this is your producer? Who is here? Where
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: are your secrets at all?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Confess at eight three three seven eight seven one o
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: two nine. No matter what the confession is, it could
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: be serious and serious secret, a silly secret. Whatever. We've
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: had them all and you never know what you're gonna get.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: So you have one.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: Okay. So I did something the other night and I'm
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: I'm just I'm definitely not proud of.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, okay, you did something you're not proud of.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: Happened work pretely, right, So I stopped at talk Bell
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: on my way home a little fourth meal, uh, grab
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: something for me and my girlfriend, and I was, oh
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: my god, you know, I'm so tired. I was so
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: ready to eat and just crash.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 9: As I'm pulling out of the drive through, this guy
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 9: cuts me off so badly, slam on my brakes and swerve.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: My drink goes flying everywhere. It's all over my truck,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: your drink, and normally, yeah, yeah, a fast food drink
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: is not a small amount of Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: And if you was a Baja blast, that's awful.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: So normally I'm pretty non confrontational, but al was spurious.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: I mean, I got a freaking soda all over my truck.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: It's sticky, I'm covered in it. I'm pissed. I pull
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: up next to him at the red light. Roll my
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: window down. That's when I realized this dude is he
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: is absolutely massive.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 16: Oh I couldn't tell how tall he was because he
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 16: was obviously sitting down, but you could just tell shaved head,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 16: huge beard, built like he had just gotten out.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Of the Marines.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: Oh god, I was shaking with anger.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: So you pulled up ready to go off?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 9: And then yeah, yeah, I was shaking with anger. But
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: you know, I'm I'm.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 13: Not done enough to start a fight that I can't
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 13: win fair. And I wouldn't have won that fight, no.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not if there's some massive dude. You're like, okay,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: so you just I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna count
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: my loss and just go away. But I'm to have
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: a feeling that's not what happened.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 9: No, and then that's what I should have done, but instead,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 9: a couple of minutes later, he pulls into the Walmart,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 9: he gets out, he goes inside. So the next thing
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 9: I do, and this is what I definitely should not
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 9: have done. Now, I grabbed my girlfriend's.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: Bean burrito and I smeared that thing all over his window, I.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: Mean everywhere was No, it was a pretty cowardly move,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: but at least. It feel like I had to ruin
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: his night somehow, and I think I did that.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: So you follow him into the walmant Let me get
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: this right. You follow him into the Walmart parking lot
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: and you're like, this guy's huge. You wait till he
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: goes in. You take a bean burrito and smear it
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: all over his windshield.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but the worst part that bean burrito. It was
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 9: my girlfriend. So I got back home and I was like, oh,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: TACOBAA must have forgotten it. And then I had to.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Go back to tacobout it.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 9: He wanted that bean burrito.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: The entire drive back, I'm in my head, I'm thinking
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: I'm going to run into that guy.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 9: He's gonna figure it out.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, burrito. That would have sucked.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 9: So I never saw him obviously, but I definitely feel
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 9: like karma is just hanging over in my head and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 9: it's gonna catch.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Up to me. Well, I mean, listen, if he didn't
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: give you. I don't think you should do anything to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: anybody's cars. Don't get me wrong, but it's totally rude
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: to cut somebody off and not at least give them
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: my bad wave my bad You have to give them
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: my bed, you know, I mean, do something at least
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: be Hey, sorry, didn't mean to do that, but you
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: know that's so annoying. I get your how frustrated you
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: would be.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not wasting a bean burrito over it though.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 9: The thing that got me was when I did pull
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: up to him give me, it looked like you don't
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: want any of this, And I mean I definitely didn't
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: want any of that. When you know, that kind of
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: like really got to me. I'm like, man, that's not
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 9: fair just because you're so big stuff, you know, being
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 9: burrito times. Definitely not doing that again.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: At least sort of an extra burrito next time, just in.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Case of it. Have you ever gotten a road rage
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: incident canvas and thrown anything in a car before?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: No, I've never thrown anything, oh me either?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: No, whatever, you haven't.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: No, you haven't. I've seen people do it. No, I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: really haven't. I've seen people do stuff before, Like I
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: saw somebody throw like a twenty ounce coke out the
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: window of a car before. Who have you ever thrown something? No?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: No, I mean but my cousin Drey, he who went
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: to racetrack one time and his lady cut him off
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: and she was with her boyfriend.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I guess he just pitched the glazzy right at the window.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Ye wasting a hot dog? Like, why are you gonna
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: waste a glazzy like that? Oh that's awful. I wouldn't
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: waste food. Yeah, well, sir, thank you for your confession.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it very much. And rest in peace to
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: that being burrito. Yeah, for real, thank you, guys. We're
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: about to get out of here. Stay cool today. It's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: mixed one on two point nine. And by the way,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: we're at a party at NRH two on Friday, which
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: I'm excited about. Sam has more tickets later on this afternoon.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: If you want to get in for free on us.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: We're letting like one hundred and two people in for
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: free to party with us to celebrate their new ride,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: nitro Blast, which Pooh is going to go down in
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: a speedo.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: It's confirmed, so get ready slide.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I'll just raise him.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: By the way, he's not going to do that. Pooh's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: warn enough silly outfits. Yeah, done for the at least
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: this week. Yeah, we'll see you later. Plus we got
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: money all day, so many chances to go to Disneyland.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: We're trying to hook you up. That's what we do, Cannas.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: What you got going on today?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: Am I trying to make donuts today? I have this
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: sour dough donut recipe I've been wanting to child, but
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't have cocoa powder.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Here we go, donut. Just when I thought we were
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: going to make it through one show without saying the
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: word sour dough.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not the bread.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Well it's sour. It's the starter. It's dough.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just the starter, sour doughnuts.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, hopefully they turn out better than that last
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: loaf you made.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: It was a little was great?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: It was a little dark, look a little burnt.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: No, the top was crispy on purpose to give it?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: Okay, because it was I was looking like my elbow
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: and I was like, I was like, everything wants to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: Who's elbow?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, lo, what happened? It wasn't? Oh you
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: purposely did that?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Okay.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: That's what I say when I mess up, to tell
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: If we don't get donuts, then it didn't happen. I
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to see them on your Instagram like they
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: were so good. Oh my god, you guys, thank you
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: very much. Glazed, yeah, blazed with keen was seeds. It's
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: something organic, well yeah, it's going to be organic garb
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: bonds of sprinkles. Oh, these are organic sourdough donuts topped
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: with pinto beans. Come get some. Oh wait, all right,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow. Bye,