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Schumer's Sombrero Shutdown · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:07
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:21
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:26
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 303 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:39
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:41
  Audio shared by Testecleese: It was just you guys drinking some beers, sorry, what's going on.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: Kind of a slow news cycle this week.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: Not as much garbage as we usually have, anyway.
• 0:54
  Testecleese: I don't know, once you've… Whatever. Alright.
• 1:01
  Testecleese: Well, remember, was it last week, I think it was, we were talking about that Des Moines superintendent? That was an illegal alien? Yeah, he had an illegal weapon with him at school.
• 1:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11
  Testecleese: multiple not only is he being charged by ICE, But the, local…
• 1:19
  Testecleese: District there is looking to bring him up on,
• 1:22
  Testecleese: Any other charges they can, too.
• 1:25
  Brian McFadden: Good luck with that, because they're the ones that look at his ID, and…
• 1:29
  Testecleese: Decided I wasn't…
• 1:31
  Brian McFadden: Fake and hired him for a superintendent position.
• 1:34
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's one thing, too, because the company that they went through to find this guy, they are suing, too.
• 1:40
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: So… I didn't realize that everyone's using hiring agencies, maybe that's, part of your problem, but… Sure.
• 1:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Ice did put a detainer on him.
• 1:55
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 1:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, and he had, like, a get-out-of-the-country order.
• 2:03
  Testecleese: From our court before, too.
• 2:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: Alright, so Gatel came out, or Patel, I'm sorry. I was talking about those, 274 federal agents at the,
• 2:18
  Brian McFadden: We had heard rumors of these people from…
• 2:21
  Brian McFadden: Shortly after January 6th, but .
• 2:25
  Testecleese: Oh, immediately after everyone was soccer, like, Fed, but they were chanting FED at people.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: But yeah, but you saying in particular that,
• 2:36
  Testecleese: A lot of these people were deployed after it was declared an official riot, which is against every policy the FBI has about getting involved in riot control, or rather, plainclothes people to blend in with the crowd during a riot.
• 2:52
  Testecleese: Which just leads back into the… possibly that these are the folks Causing the,
• 2:59
  Testecleese: The chaos and the violence.
• 3:05
  Testecleese: In case Brian's getting yelled at.
• 3:07
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm good.
• 3:13
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. So, okay, which one is Fortenberry? Brittany Fortenberry.
• 3:18
  Testecleese: This is the one with the masks, I think. Yeah!
• 3:23
  Testecleese: This was the,
• 3:25
  Testecleese: A 32-year-old teacher that was having gangbangs with students, and recording it, and having them wear screen masks.
• 3:36
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 3:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, another, plaintiff, or accuser, whatever you want to call them, I guess. Accuser, I suppose is the right term.
• 3:44
  Testecleese: Has come forward bringing up a total of 50 charges against this woman.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: She is… Pardon my pun here, she's bold.
• 3:55
  Testecleese: Aye.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: She recorded it.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: We talked about this, I don't know, a couple months ago, I don't know if you remember it at all.
• 4:05
  Brian McFadden: Not really.
• 4:06
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 4:08
  Testecleese: We said it was weird enough that she was banging 18-year-olds, 17-year-olds that were students.
• 4:15
  Testecleese: In a gangbang, let alone making them wear Scream masks.
• 4:20
  Testecleese: Those kids are all gonna have frickin' issues growing up.
• 4:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:25
  Testecleese: Alright, so Diddy got sentenced.
• 4:29
  Testecleese: With, what, he got convicted on some kind of prostitution charges or something like that?
• 4:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, he got convicted.
• 4:39
  Brian McFadden: And, on, charges.
• 4:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, a federal prostitution.
• 4:48
  Testecleese: charges.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: God, 15 months.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: Yo…
• 4:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, do you think you'll end up seeing any jail time?
• 5:01
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. I always didn't even think of that. I was thinking, do you think he'll…
• 5:05
  Testecleese: Go right back to making music, or is he just gonna dis… disappear?
• 5:10
  Testecleese: Oh, that's a good question. Is it even gonna see jail time? And I think he will.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: Of course, they wouldn't have made such a big deal about bringing this case forward.
• 5:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 5:21
  Testecleese: But, you never know, no one's going to prison anymore.
• 5:25
  Testecleese: So, I mean…
• 5:26
  Brian McFadden: Not the ridge.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: See, the rich and the famous never did anyway.
• 5:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:33
  Testecleese: Alright, alright, and… This one, I think this one was in Virginia, yeah.
• 5:40
  Testecleese: the Virginia Democrat, she was in some office, or running for some office.
• 5:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Ray remembers this, he's not on yet, but he… he's the one I think originally shared this one.
• 5:51
  Testecleese: Originally, maybe, but…
• 5:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:53
  Testecleese: Alright, whatever.
• 5:54
  Testecleese: She's been picked up for, well, I'm sorry, she was livestreaming
• 5:59
  Testecleese: like, OnlyFans style, or her having sex with her husband.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: She's been picked up for domestic violence.
• 6:10
  Testecleese: She lost her job in the government over that, didn't she?
• 6:14
  Brian McFadden: I think so.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:17
  Testecleese: I remember I was talking about that, I go, she's really, like… Is it really even worth…
• 6:23
  Testecleese: The effort, let alone…
• 6:27
  Testecleese: The high likelihood, you're not gonna make a ton of money, but then you still got the video out there for everyone to see, you know?
• 6:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: Jane Goodall!
• 6:41
  Testecleese: The, the good doctor has died. 91 years old.
• 6:47
  Brian McFadden: She lived a good life.
• 6:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, she was the one who actually, like, went and.
• 6:54
  Brian McFadden: Literally.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: Excuse me. They actually lived with them in, like.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: Taught him sign language and everything, right?
• 7:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's the one that proved they had higher ed intelligence.
• 7:06
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 7:07
  Testecleese: I didn't realize she was still alive, but 91 would explain that, I suppose.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: But… Still an important person in history who just passed away. I thought we'd bring it up.
• 7:20
  Testecleese: This next one here, I think you shared to me.
• 7:23
  Testecleese: The dollar coins?
• 7:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I did it today, huh?
• 7:27
  Testecleese: Alright, tell me about them, and then tell me where I can… when and where I can get one.
• 7:34
  Brian McFadden: They haven't minted them yet. That is… they are saying that that may be the… because they're going to mint a special coin for next year, because it's the… well, this year, the 250th anniversary of the United States.
• 7:46
  Brian McFadden: And one of the proposed designs is with Trump's face on it. I can just see how everybody's gonna freak the fuck out about this.
• 7:54
  Testecleese: Oh, if they meant those, you better believe I'm gonna have a stack of them sockets, because it's gonna be hilarious.
• 8:02
  Testecleese: Making a point every time I go to a blue state, spend, $1 Trump tote, coins.
• 8:08
  Brian McFadden: But they're not gonna be, like…
• 8:11
  Brian McFadden: I don't think you can use them as currency, I think it's just gonna be something… it's gonna be like a commemoratory mint coin.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: Well, technically speaking, they are legal tender, but you wouldn't want to spend that, because they cost more than a dollar. I was hoping this was gonna be, like, a Sacatawia dollar.
• 8:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 8:28
  Brian McFadden: Could be wrong.
• 8:30
  Brian McFadden: That'd be funny if it was.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: Oh, yes, it would, because, you know, you would do the same as me. You'd go in with a $100 bill, be like, I'll take a box, please.
• 8:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, going into the bank, getting me 100… 100 Trump coins.
• 8:44
  Testecleese: Make it a point to use them every time I'm around my family.
• 8:50
  Testecleese: Why do you have so many of those? Oh, I have a whole satchel full of dollar coins.
• 8:56
  Testecleese: Just to drive you nuts, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: Alright, did you see this shit? I… I even shared this out on social media, because I was like, what the hell is the matter with this woman?
• 9:11
  Brian McFadden: Joy Reed.
• 9:13
  Testecleese: Let me find the exact quote.
• 9:15
  Testecleese: Alright, there we go. Joy Reid.
• 9:20
  Testecleese: Quote, there were no regulations on business. You could go… you could earn as much money as you want. Holy shit!
• 9:31
  Testecleese: Fucking delayed commercial snuck up on me, dude.
• 9:38
  Testecleese: You can earn as much money as you want, leave 100% of it for your children with no taxes, that's the world they want back.
• 9:45
  Testecleese: And I'm like, Yes.
• 9:50
  Testecleese: Is that so radical?
• 9:55
  Testecleese: I mean, Leaving money to your children without taxes?
• 10:00
  Testecleese: But she goes into income tax and all this other stuff.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: And it's, like, calling people crazy, and they're extremists and stuff, because.
• 10:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 10:12
  Testecleese: They don't want you to take a chunk of their money and give it to some… to some cause they don't believe in.
• 10:20
  Testecleese: Christ. I mean, could you imagine if these Democrats understood that the tax money that they're so happy to spend and pay out is what's giving the money for us to give to Israel to fight Gaza?
• 10:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 10:35
  Testecleese: Do they realize that?
• 10:38
  Testecleese: Like, you realize that if we weren't giving all of this money away, not only would we not be giving Israel weapons right now, and all this other stuff.
• 10:46
  Testecleese: You'd have that money.
• 10:51
  Testecleese: Speaking of, apparently Trump is still, considering…
• 10:56
  Testecleese: Weighing the pros and cons of a $2,000 tariff stimulus check.
• 11:03
  Testecleese: For every taxpayer.
• 11:06
  Testecleese: God.
• 11:07
  Testecleese: This one's a big one here.
• 11:10
  Testecleese: The FBI is no longer working with the,
• 11:15
  Testecleese: This is Southern Poverty Law Center, I believe, right?
• 11:19
  Brian McFadden: Hallelujah. Yeah, I mean… For the longest time, they thought they were, like,
• 11:30
  Brian McFadden: They would, basically, they took their word for gospel.
• 11:36
  Brian McFadden: The Southern Poverty Law Center.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: Exactly, and now the FAA has cut ties with them, but that's because they put Charlie Kirk in the Turning Point USA, on the hate map.
• 11:48
  Testecleese: And I'm still waiting for someone to show me the example of Charlotte Kirk saying something hateful.
• 11:55
  Testecleese: Because I still haven't seen it, but everyone keeps telling me… I keep seeing everywhere that he always says hateful things. Everything he said!
• 12:02
  Testecleese: Then it should be super easy to find one for me by now, right?
• 12:06
  Testecleese: whatever.
• 12:12
  Testecleese: Virginia, you guys got, your election there is getting pretty tight.
• 12:19
  Brian McFadden: I still say the Dems have a 10-point lead on the Republican, I don't believe it.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: Well, do the Democrats in Virginia realize that Spanberger is a Jewish name?
• 12:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 12:33
  Testecleese: Because that, I mean, that would make a difference with these voters, wouldn't it?
• 12:37
  Brian McFadden: You would think.
• 12:38
  Testecleese: Isn't that why that guy tried to burn down Shapiro's house, and…
• 12:42
  Testecleese: Why we're, causing all these… Kerfuffles on college campuses.
• 12:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 12:53
  Testecleese: Shoot, shoot. You know, you guys should stop pointing out how you got how these people don't vote for the black person, they're racist.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: Alright, what's going on in Virginia?
• 13:06
  Brian McFadden: All kinds of shit.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: So, we got this, always.
• 13:10
  Brian McFadden: VA, the VA Democratic Attorney General candidate has been previously convicted of reckless driving.
• 13:20
  Brian McFadden: And now that the word came out about it, he's apologizing, saying, oh, it was a mistake.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: Is it… Isn't this the same one who contacted someone else in the government and suggested they,
• 13:35
  Testecleese: assassinate somebody?
• 13:36
  Brian McFadden: Yes,
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: No, I think that was a different…
• 13:41
  Brian McFadden: It might be, yeah, yeah, same person, same person, yeah, yeah, same.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. Right, yeah. You saying they should kill the house.
• 13:49
  Brian McFadden: And, Spamber came out with a text, a message today, saying that she doesn't…
• 13:56
  Brian McFadden: condone that kind of speech, no matter how it's conveyed out there. She's trying to distance herself from his candidacy now.
• 14:06
  Testecleese: Well, especially what's going on with Charlie Kirk, and everyone who thought that they were gonna be able to just run their garbage mouse as much as they want.
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Testecleese: And it's in realizing that people actually… this actually mattered. Like, oh crap, maybe…
• 14:20
  Testecleese: Some of these folks are trying to keep their heads down and
• 14:23
  Testecleese: at the time of an election, you know what I mean?
• 14:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:28
  Testecleese: Spanberry, so you guys think you're going back Democrat after this one?
• 14:33
  Brian McFadden: I don't… she may get the governorship, but I don't think…
• 14:39
  Brian McFadden: the numbers are good for the Lieutenant Governor or the Attorney General. They've both been really good.
• 14:45
  Brian McFadden: I mean, the Attorney General is gonna be the same… he's the same person that's been running with Youngkin, and he's been very good with, defending things in the state and stuff, so…
• 14:56
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 14:57
  Brian McFadden: We very well could have a… a split executive branch for this… this time around, so…
• 15:04
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: Virginia's becoming what Massachusetts was for so long, with their Democrat everything, and then a Republican, mayor and governor.
• 15:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Massachusetts don't do that no more.
• 15:16
  Testecleese: We'll see, the last guy was a Republican, I think.
• 15:19
  Brian McFadden: They're going to the dark side now.
• 15:21
  Testecleese: He is gone. Now they got, what, is it… Wu is the mayor, right?
• 15:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, Boston,
• 15:29
  Testecleese: Who's the governor?
• 15:30
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 15:31
  Testecleese: I can't remember either. I'm gonna wanna say Hochul, because I always want to say Hochul, but that's New York.
• 15:36
  Brian McFadden: That's New York, you always get those two mixed up. Every single time we talk about it. Every single time.
• 15:45
  Testecleese: Speaking of, the Red Sox just lost the wildcard chance to the Yankees last night, or today, or…
• 15:51
  Brian McFadden: And, well, I mean, then there's the Tigers that blew a 25-game lead.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 15:56
  Brian McFadden: Barely made the playoffs!
• 15:59
  Testecleese: I know, and they still made it and have to blow on that…
• 16:02
  Brian McFadden: It was fucking ridiculous! I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, we were a shoe-in for the playoffs.
• 16:09
  Brian McFadden: And then we literally ended up with a wild card, which we won. But still, we lost the first game to Seattle tonight.
• 16:17
  Testecleese: It's already over?
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Look at us talking about sports, dude.
• 16:23
  Brian McFadden: We talk about everything.
• 16:25
  Testecleese: I know, that's the thing, is we can actually… shit, how much did we used to talk about MMA on this show?
• 16:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, we might start talking about it again now that it's moving to Paramount.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: That's entirely possible. But we used to get drunk watching the fights.
• 16:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:40
  Testecleese: And then hit record, and record our conversations.
• 16:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but we both have Paramount+, so, I mean, it sounds like there will still be some pay-per-views along the way, but it sounds like the majority of the stuff is gonna be…
• 16:54
  Brian McFadden: I'm Paramount+, so…
• 16:57
  Testecleese: I just, I…
• 16:58
  Testecleese: have been out of following for so long, I don't know who anyone is. I'm sure the titans have changed change so many times, you know.
• 17:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it's still entertaining to watch occasionally. I've been… I got somebody's ESPN Plus account a while back, and I've been kind of…
• 17:12
  Brian McFadden: Watching it here and there a little bit, so…
• 17:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm frustrated as hell where I am with the streaming services and no cable, but the cable wouldn't have mattered much except that it was Thursday and I could have watched a football game.
• 17:26
  Testecleese: But there was professional football, professional hockey, and professional baseball all on the same day.
• 17:32
  Testecleese: And I couldn't watch any sports.
• 17:35
  Brian McFadden: I won tickets to the, Admirals' opening game against the Worcester Oilers.
• 17:42
  Brian McFadden: And here in a couple of Friday nights. Oh, that means I won't be able to do a show that night, damn it.
• 17:47
  Brian McFadden: Cause I'll be at a hockey game!
• 17:50
  Testecleese: Workshester?
• 17:53
  Testecleese: Where are they out of?
• 17:54
  Brian McFadden: I think it's New… I think it's Massachusetts.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: So, is it Worcester?
• 17:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 18:00
  Testecleese: W-O-R-C-E-S-T-E-R.
• 18:03
  Brian McFadden: Exactly!
• 18:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, Worcester. Worcester.
• 18:06
  Brian McFadden: Sauce.
• 18:09
  Testecleese: I know, it sounds like that weird sauce you marinate your steaks in overnight, doesn't it?
• 18:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I got… I got 4 tickets to that game on a Friday night, so it's on the 24th.
• 18:20
  Brian McFadden: Think the day of the week is.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: I pointed out Virginia had no professional sports either, but I was like, but at least they had AAA games.
• 18:29
  Testecleese: Like, you can still watch a baseball game or a hockey game, you know?
• 18:35
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 18:37
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 18:39
  Testecleese: So, it looks like the… the Board of Health in Virginia there is finally doing something about this transgender thing in school, at least… at least with their.
• 18:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, the problem with this is, it's gonna be an executive order from Youngkin.
• 18:53
  Brian McFadden: And if we get a Democrat governor, they're gonna reverse everything, like… Almost instantly.
• 19:02
  Brian McFadden: It's not a law, it's not, like…
• 19:06
  Brian McFadden: So, this is gonna go back and forth, back and forth, every time the government changes hands.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: And this is about, males competing in.
• 19:15
  Brian McFadden: Female sport.
• 19:16
  Testecleese: Sports, yeah.
• 19:20
  Testecleese: I don't understand why they're fighting this so hard, like…
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: And it's not even that many males that want to be females that… Really should make a difference.
• 19:32
  Testecleese: It's not that… it's not that common a thing in high schools anyway.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: It's becoming more common, but apparently it's just cool.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: what, like…
• 19:43
  Testecleese: They're holding onto this identity politics way too hard. This is not gonna go well for the party. They have to change something. They're so far in the water, it's ridiculous.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: I mean, nobody believes a word they say.
• 20:00
  Testecleese: Anyway…
• 20:05
  Testecleese: What the hell is this?
• 20:10
  Testecleese: Western… Alright. West Virginia, Bureau of Education president urges legislators to adjust school choice school aid formula.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Oh… he actually sounds like a hardcore Democrat.
• 20:25
  Testecleese: Complaining that school choice has got fewer people in public schools, meaning there's less money to pay public school.
• 20:32
  Brian McFadden: That's not the case, though, really. I mean, don't property taxes go to the school systems?
• 20:38
  Testecleese: School choice, what they do is they take the amount of money that would be allotted per child.
• 20:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: And that money can be taken to a different school.
• 20:49
  Brian McFadden: What school… what state is this in?
• 20:52
  Testecleese: West Virginia. There's a lot of school choice states.
• 20:57
  Brian McFadden: Virginia's not a school choice state.
• 21:00
  Testecleese: No, usually your blue states definitely are not, typically.
• 21:04
  Testecleese: They love the teachers' union for some reason.
• 21:09
  Brian McFadden: Only the truly wealthy should be able to put their children into private schools, Brian. Come on. Like the Obamas?
• 21:16
  Testecleese: Exactly, down in Martha's Vineyard at the private schools, down in Montes, Virginia, that's…
• 21:23
  Testecleese: I say down in Martha's Vineyard. You can't get much further north than Martha's Vineyard and still be in this country.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: Here's an interesting tidbit, speaking of. Did you know that Boston is further north than Toronto?
• 21:38
  Brian McFadden: I think we've talked about this numerous times on the show.
• 21:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, pretty neat little thing.
• 21:47
  Testecleese: The governor, Morrissey is, apparently very excited, I guess it makes perfect sense, that there's a whole bunch of money, over a half million dollars, that's going to be poured into, the coal mining industry for Trump.
• 22:00
  Testecleese: That ought to help the, coal miners around here an awful lot.
• 22:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 22:07
  Testecleese: And check this out.
• 22:09
  Testecleese: There's a lawmaker, a delegate,
• 22:13
  Testecleese: Hamilton is the only thing. Maybe I have more of a name. Anyway, she's a delegate out in Morgantown, which I almost drove to Morgantown today to buy a rifle.
• 22:24
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 22:24
  Testecleese: Because I was… well, I was way away from home, signing paperwork.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: And I knew of a gun shop that was selling a rifle that I was interested in buying, and it was only, like, an extra, like, 15 minutes out of my way.
• 22:38
  Testecleese: I ended up not going.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: What?
• 22:42
  Testecleese: She's, anyway.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: Another city council member, or a delegate, or whatever,
• 22:47
  Testecleese: is demanding this person step down because of the horrific things she said about Charlotte Kirk following the assassination.
• 22:57
  Testecleese: I didn't think we'd see that right here in West Virginia, you know?
• 23:03
  Testecleese: Life.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: You know, you can only have so many stereotypes of people.
• 23:08
  Testecleese: God knows there's a huge stereotype for West Virginians, you know?
• 23:15
  Testecleese: Speaking of, most of the movies you can think of that take place in West Virginia did not take place in West Virginia.
• 23:21
  Brian McFadden: No, of course not.
• 23:24
  Testecleese: Wrong turn, the one with the truck and Lili Sobieski.
• 23:29
  Testecleese: Though that looks like Alan Hunt, but younger.
• 23:32
  Testecleese: Which is the only one I know of that actually took place in West Virginia.
• 23:36
  Testecleese: Oh, no, that's not true.
• 23:38
  Testecleese: What was the second Rob Zombie movie?
• 23:41
  Testecleese: Like, the hills have eyes or something?
• 23:44
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 23:49
  Testecleese: government shut down 3 days ago.
• 23:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 23:55
  Testecleese: Does anyone… really care anymore?
• 24:00
  Brian McFadden: Not yet. Give a couple weeks from now, when paychecks don't start coming in, yeah.
• 24:07
  Testecleese: Who's not getting paid, honestly?
• 24:10
  Brian McFadden: TSA?
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, they'll get back pay as soon as…
• 24:15
  Brian McFadden: Duty military.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: Every time I was in the service, and the government…
• 24:21
  Brian McFadden: Dragons.
• 24:22
  Testecleese: I kept getting paid. From what I understand, it was just government contracts that I knew.
• 24:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, after… if this goes on past the 15th.
• 24:31
  Brian McFadden: There's no paychecks coming out. I mean, retirees and veterans' disability is a totally separate pot of money, so we're gonna keep getting paid. But, anybody on active duty, or a government contractor, or a VA employee.
• 24:48
  Brian McFadden: You know, they got paid on the 1st of October, but their next paycheck is on hold.
• 24:53
  Brian McFadden: Until, you know, this all gets sorted out.
• 24:57
  Brian McFadden: And also, I don't know if it's in here, but since we're on this subject, Trump's trying something different this time. He's trying to use OPM…
• 25:07
  Brian McFadden: to, Do some Doge activity during this shutdown.
• 25:13
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 25:14
  Brian McFadden: And clear out the… clear out… and actually fire some people along the way.
• 25:20
  Testecleese: Well, this is what… Something I brought up last time was if the government's gonna shut down, that just shows you these people are not essential. Right. We don't… we don't need them.
• 25:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: Sounds logical.
• 25:33
  Testecleese: But the Dems are losing their shit, and the best part is, like, even CNN's trying to blame the Republicans for the shutdown, and as far as I'm aware, only Rand Paul was the only one who voted to, not have a continuing.
• 25:47
  Brian McFadden: And they… this is… and the Republicans put up…
• 25:50
  Brian McFadden: a, a clean CR. There was no political agenda on it whatsoever. It was basically a funding thing for, like, 5 weeks or 3 weeks that had no political fat in it whatsoever, right or left. But…
• 26:07
  Brian McFadden: But back when Biden was president, the Democrats pushed through this COVID subsidy for Obamacare.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 26:18
  Brian McFadden: And the COVID subsidy did not require a check to see if you were a lawful citizen.
• 26:25
  Brian McFadden: Before you got Obamacare.
• 26:28
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 26:29
  Brian McFadden: And that's where the line's coming out saying that, you know, this money is… could go to illegal aliens.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: Well, not just that, there's other ways, and…
• 26:41
  Testecleese: Prime example would be asylees, people that are… have claimed asylum and are awaiting their everything.
• 26:48
  Testecleese: Now, see, that's the problem is, that's why they're using language like undocumented migrants. Like, there's no undocumented migrants. Yeah, because they're documented in the system, but they're still illegal aliens. You see, this is where it matters. They're still here illegally, but they are documented.
• 27:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:05
  Testecleese: Because they're in the system.
• 27:08
  Testecleese: These are the… this is a big issue, too, with all that… that whole… and DACA.
• 27:15
  Testecleese: They're not here legally, they are not citizens, they should not be receiving healthcare from the American taxpayer.
• 27:21
  Testecleese: Alright, and like you said, Obamacare is the, the big issue with it.
• 27:26
  Brian McFadden: And, I mean, and people are starting to realize that the Affordable Care Act, without a million subsidies, is not affordable at all. It never has been. It's actually made our healthcare worse.
• 27:39
  Brian McFadden: Obviously, this one.
• 27:40
  Testecleese: It went into effect in, what, 2018?
• 27:43
  Brian McFadden: Remember, it was Obama, so… and there was not… not a single Republican voted for it.
• 27:49
  Testecleese: Well…
• 27:51
  Testecleese: It was supposed to make health insurance cheaper for everyone, but it's gone up for everyone, to the point, it went up so much for everyone, to the point that a healthcare CEO… that a healthcare CEO was assassinated on the road, and the Democrats fucking cheered for it, because their health insurance rates are too damn high.
• 28:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Testecleese: They voted in the policy, That caused this.
• 28:14
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 28:15
  Testecleese: But they don't put two and two together.
• 28:18
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: Okay, let's pull this back a little, make it driving shit out of control.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: And they shut the government down in a tissy pit, trying to blame Republicans.
• 28:29
  Brian McFadden: It's always the Republicans' fault, it's never their fault.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: This isn't gonna help them.
• 28:37
  Brian McFadden: And the only reason why Chuck Schumer has pushed this through to the point that he's pushed it through is because he's voted for clean CRs more all the time in the past, but AOC's threatening to primary him in his next re-election campaign.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, Schumer shutdown, right?
• 28:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what Trump's calling it, the Schumer Shutdown.
• 29:01
  Testecleese: And, you know, I'm actually fine with the government being shut down, because that means they're not…
• 29:05
  Testecleese: Spending more of my money and making more terrible decisions.
• 29:09
  Brian McFadden: And I remember the last time that there was a government shutdown and Rush Limbaugh was alive, he said the exact same thing. Keep them shut down for as long as possible, you know, because that means they're not wasting money on stupid shit.
• 29:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're not… you're not giving another $100 billion to Ukraine while you're shut down. This is awesome.
• 29:29
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 29:30
  Testecleese: Boom!
• 29:33
  Testecleese: But it's just crazy to blame the Republicans when they all voted against it.
• 29:39
  Testecleese: And only one Republican voted against, a continuing resolution, a CRM.
• 29:48
  Testecleese: But they're demanding Gene, even Maxine Watt has basically admitted they want healthcare for illegal migrants.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: She's gotta stop talking. She's not gonna help them.
• 30:00
  Brian McFadden: P.
• 30:00
  Testecleese: But really?
• 30:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she doesn't help the party at all.
• 30:04
  Testecleese: No.
• 30:05
  Testecleese: For real, though, the Democrats gotta figure something out. They… they can't…
• 30:09
  Testecleese: keep going with this, everything Trump does is wrong.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: And give free stuff to illegal immigrants you don't give to citizens, because this is not going to help them
• 30:19
  Testecleese: I mean, how… oh my god. How furious would you be?
• 30:24
  Testecleese: Especially, okay, California resident, right? Your house burned down.
• 30:29
  Testecleese: nothing's happened to fix that yet. Right. Let's say now you get sick because you don't have a home.
• 30:36
  Testecleese: you're reaching out your ass to find a couple bucks for your co-pays for your medical visits, because you have health insurance. Meanwhile, Juan.
• 30:45
  Testecleese: Gets to take your tax dollars and go to the doctor and have it taken care of by your tax money.
• 30:50
  Testecleese: like, even Californians would be pissed off by this.
• 30:56
  Testecleese: I'm assuming they have any idea how any of this works, which I got a feeling the average American has no idea how the government works anymore.
• 31:02
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: Whitmer just signed a CR in, in Michigan.
• 31:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, she did sign a CR, but they have agreed to a budget now, so… and she just signed it in the budget.
• 31:21
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna tax, marijuana up to 24% now.
• 31:28
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 31:29
  Testecleese: Wow, that's a lot.
• 31:31
  Brian McFadden: Recreation state. That's how they're funding a lot of things.
• 31:34
  Testecleese: Fair.
• 31:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what we thought was gonna happen in Massachusetts, and then the money just got…
• 31:40
  Testecleese: Caught up in the frickin' bureaucracy.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: I think it's, like, a 27% tax.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: And, like, nothing's getting funded with it.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: And it's funny, too, because, you know, oh, the government shut down, the world is coming to an end.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, the stock market finishes higher and higher every day since it's shut down.
• 32:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, let me add a repeat offender into the room.
• 32:11
  Testecleese: Have you been watching this Netflix garbage?
• 32:18
  Testecleese: Generally, they're… boycotting Netflix now, the, the Republic.
• 32:23
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 32:25
  Testecleese: But yeah, I guess, Elon Musk and a bunch of people are trying to boycott Netflix over some old shit or whatever. But it's taking a huge stock dive. I'm seriously thinking about buying some up in the next couple days.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: Because you know Netflix isn't going away.
• 32:43
  Testecleese: Well, it's a global state. It's a global economy, so… Yeah.
• 32:49
  Testecleese: What's up, repeat offender?
• 32:51
  Ron Pascoe: Hi, Lex, how are we?
• 32:53
  Testecleese: Upright and breathing?
• 32:56
  Ron Pascoe: That's the way they do it, mate. Long weekend here in Australia, always kicking back, working every day, so tough man's gonna love me.
• 33:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, just bought another house.
• 33:07
  Testecleese: So… Yeah. This one took me, over a year.
• 33:14
  Testecleese: That one, the one, next to it took me…
• 33:18
  Testecleese: Six weeks.
• 33:21
  Ron Pascoe: Nice, mate. Good on you.
• 33:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, private sale.
• 33:25
  Testecleese: That's what the mother-in-law's gonna go live.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright, I… I've been kind of following this story, but not really. Never really brought it to this show, it was never… it didn't seem like something big enough. But there was this pro-life activist, doing…
• 33:46
  Testecleese: TikTok or YouTube videos or whatever.
• 33:50
  Testecleese: Interviewing this woman.
• 33:52
  Testecleese: And then all of a sudden, the woman she was interviewing loses her mind, like, just goes nuts, starts pummeling this woman on video.
• 34:00
  Brian McFadden: largest.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: State as well as the country? It's gone past the amount of time that the DA was allowed to file
• 34:08
  Testecleese: like, charges. And, I mean, it was clear what happened here. And she was told that she was instigating by being out front asking people questions about abortion.
• 34:19
  Testecleese: So, she has now moved to a, file a civil lawsuit.
• 34:25
  Testecleese: Because, the criminal justice system wouldn't help her.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: This video… typically, I don't like doing video on this too much, because…
• 34:34
  Testecleese: Most of our listeners are still.
• 34:38
  Brian McFadden: We're auditing.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: Audio only, yeah, exactly.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: But, blaze news.
• 34:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I just got her… got beat down for a poor woman.
• 34:51
  Testecleese: Both of them were Black women, so it wasn't…
• 34:54
  Testecleese: Anything weird going on in terms of who's hitting whom.
• 35:00
  Testecleese: I don't know, I'm gonna try to bring this up again if I see it in my newsfeed again, because this is, like, the fourth time I've seen the same thing come up over the last couple months.
• 35:08
  Testecleese: Thought I'd finally talk about it.
• 35:11
  Brian McFadden: Alright, I wanna revert back for a second, I got a video to play.
• 35:16
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 35:20
  Brian McFadden: Share audio… Go.
• 35:24
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Sugar-coated. Nobody likes Democrats anymore. We have no voters left.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: Because…
• 35:29
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Of all of our woke trans bullshit.
• 35:31
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Not even black people want to vote for us anymore. Even Latinos hate us. So we need new voters.
• 35:37
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And if we give all these illegal aliens free healthcare, we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us. They can't even speak English, so they won't realize we're just a bunch of woke pieces of sh-
• 35:51
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You know? At least for a while, until they learn English, and they realize they hate us too.
• 35:59
  Ron Pascoe: Love it.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: I feel bad, because I meant to go get that music and occasionally play it throughout the background of this episode and completely forgot.
• 36:08
  Brian McFadden: That would have been awesome. I can't believe neither one of us shared this thing to the Google Doc this week. I mean, it's been all the rage, you know? Everybody's been freaking out about it for days now.
• 36:24
  Testecleese: Fuck, I watched, Tim Pool's live show last night, which is also… it was being simulcast on Charlie Kirk's channel, Jeff, Jack Bisobicz, and a whole bunch of other channels.
• 36:35
  Testecleese: They all, they all wore sombreros the whole episode.
• 36:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we should've done that.
• 36:43
  Ron Pascoe: He used the key of trolling, isn't.
• 36:47
  Brian McFadden: That's Trump at his best, trolling, and he noticed…
• 36:51
  Brian McFadden: He is not even, like, the public spokesman on this whole government shutdown anymore. He's turned it over to J.D. Vance.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:59
  Brian McFadden: But I loved it when J.D. Vance came out and said, if you guys come up with a deal, I promise no more sombrero.
• 37:05
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 37:11
  Testecleese: Huge painted-on mustache.
• 37:14
  Testecleese: rarely.
• 37:14
  Brian McFadden: The music is just so good.
• 37:17
  Testecleese: Oh, like, that's racist. Like, how is that racist?
• 37:21
  Brian McFadden: And the AI on that is so… it's not even good AI, you know?
• 37:27
  Testecleese: The video was terrible, but it sounded just like, oh.
• 37:31
  Testecleese: We're a bunch of woke pieces of shit.
• 37:34
  Ron Pascoe: What a deal-breaking name, Wilson Railroad.
• 37:38
  Testecleese: Yes, thank you for playing that, that has been everything. And that's the problem that Newsom has. He's trying to play that game with Trump, like the troll game.
• 37:49
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna lose. Trump is… that's Trump's game there, man. You cannot win against Trump on the troll game.
• 37:56
  Testecleese: A team of the best guys, and we all know the left cannot meme.
• 38:02
  Testecleese: They just, they're not fun. They need, like, 6 paragraphs to make a point, like, dude, I could have done it with, like, 5 words and made my point, you know?
• 38:11
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, it's too easy to make him go off, mate. I'll have fun on some of those Democrat sites. I'll go I need is rip in.
• 38:20
  Testecleese: Speaking, Brian, when you were playing that, I checked my message that's been driving me nuts flashing on my computer.
• 38:25
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 38:26
  Testecleese: So I checked it on my phone, it's
• 38:28
  Testecleese: From a buddy of mine, and it's about that rifle I was talking about going to buy.
• 38:32
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 38:36
  Testecleese: I'm hoping to go deer hunting this winter, but…
• 38:38
  Brian McFadden: Cool.
• 38:39
  Testecleese: I don't wanna necessarily… I'm hoping to not have to borrow someone else's rifle.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: But…
• 38:45
  Brian McFadden: Problem is, you're the only one who's gonna eat the meat, so…
• 38:48
  Testecleese: My little girl likes venison,
• 38:52
  Testecleese: The mother-in-law says she'll eat it.
• 38:54
  Brian McFadden: We'll see.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: And, shit, any of it that I don't like, my dogs will eat it, and at least I'm not buying dog food.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: I mean… I don't feel… I don't feel bad about shooting an animal in the wild.
• 39:10
  Ron Pascoe: for food.
• 39:11
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, how many cows got slaughtered? How many pigs got slaughtered?
• 39:16
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: And you're not eating that entire cow, you know what I mean?
• 39:23
  Brian McFadden: Alright, where were we?
• 39:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 39:27
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 39:28
  Testecleese: We moved… we were moving on from the sombrero meme that you played.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Heh.
• 39:36
  Testecleese: I got a… I laughed at myself with this one. This Michigan church shooting.
• 39:41
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 39:43
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, Michigan, another church shooting, and I opened it up, and it said the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter-day Saints. I was like, oh, Mormons enclosed the article? And I was like, I probably shouldn't have done that.
• 39:54
  Brian McFadden: And, I've… I actually have a little bit of a personal take on that story now, because,
• 40:00
  Brian McFadden: Being a member of the VFW, the post commander… Of that local post?
• 40:08
  Testecleese: Was a member of the Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Church, and he died…
• 40:14
  Brian McFadden: trying to, subdue the shooter. Him and another person went after the shooter, the other person survived, he died.
• 40:22
  Testecleese: So he's one of the four that died.
• 40:24
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 40:30
  Testecleese: I wanna…
• 40:31
  Ron Pascoe: You can read one?
• 40:32
  Brian McFadden: That was, his military training kicking in well after the fact. He wasn't in the military anymore.
• 40:40
  Ron Pascoe: Could they fit in the motives of the shooter?
• 40:44
  Testecleese: I didn't get that.
• 40:46
  Ron Pascoe: I said, did they find out the motives of the shooter?
• 40:50
  Testecleese: I haven't heard much.
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: That's what I heard.
• 40:53
  Brian McFadden: I heard on one of the… I think it might have been a no-agenda show today. Apparently…
• 40:57
  Testecleese: soon.
• 40:58
  Brian McFadden: he moved… he just moved back from Utah, and he was dating a member of the Jesus the Latter-day Saints.
• 41:07
  Brian McFadden: And when they broke up, he got…
• 41:11
  Brian McFadden: Angry at the church, and that's how he took out his anger.
• 41:15
  Brian McFadden: That's the latest thing I heard.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: He tried to burn the place down, too, right?
• 41:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:22
  Testecleese: So he killed 4, injured at least 8, tried to burn the boys down.
• 41:26
  Brian McFadden: But they didn't find any other bodies in the church.
• 41:29
  Brian McFadden: After they, you know, after the fire was put out, so…
• 41:33
  Testecleese: That's good, I suppose.
• 41:36
  Brian McFadden: It's just insane, because you, when you go to church.
• 41:39
  Brian McFadden: You don't expect somebody to drive their car into the church and start shooting at you and set the place on fire.
• 41:46
  Testecleese: No, but with enough of what's been happening lately,
• 41:51
  Testecleese: I personally don't, but I have the wife concealed carry with the church now. Not that I ever expected anything to happen.
• 41:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:59
  Testecleese: But…
• 42:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: If it were to happen, most of the Catholics in my area are very old.
• 42:05
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 42:05
  Testecleese: And are definitely not carrying any kind of weapon. Yeah.
• 42:11
  Testecleese: And should something go wrong, I…
• 42:13
  Testecleese: It's the idea of, like, a condom. I'd rather have it and be ready there with it and not need to use it.
• 42:17
  Brian McFadden: than to go, oh, I could have got laid, you know? Exactly.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I could have not been killed today, but oh darn.
• 42:28
  Brian McFadden: And that's why, you know, I shared it, you know, once I got the alert from the VFW coming across my news feed, you know.
• 42:36
  Brian McFadden: Because it showed up in Facebook, you know, about it, so…
• 42:41
  Brian McFadden: Because it's not very often that an active post commander.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: Period.
• 42:46
  Brian McFadden: Dies like that, you know?
• 42:49
  Testecleese: That's… that's what you do, right?
• 42:51
  Brian McFadden: I'm the Senior Vice, I'm second in command right now. Next year, if all goes according to plan, I'll be in charge of the post.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Sounds like a lot of responsibility and no pay.
• 43:02
  Brian McFadden: That's totally what it is.
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: And we've got electronic gaming and pull tabs in the place, so it's even more responsibility with no pay.
• 43:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, now you have to keep books, too.
• 43:14
  Brian McFadden: I don't have to, the quartermaster does all that, I just gotta send my name to their books.
• 43:19
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go.
• 43:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Just trust me. Just trust that guy.
• 43:22
  Brian McFadden: Don't verify. Trust, but don't verify.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Ron Pascoe: I will go to Nona's face.
• 43:30
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 43:33
  Testecleese: I saw this article.
• 43:35
  Testecleese: about these kids in New York, these teenagers, they went… they went friggin' nuts with machetes, and like…
• 43:41
  Testecleese: Fucked up two dudes.
• 43:45
  Brian McFadden: Good thing there's no guns in, New York.
• 43:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, right?
• 43:50
  Brian McFadden: The great machetes.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: Let me see if I can find…
• 43:54
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, there's video footage of it, too.
• 43:57
  Brian McFadden: You gonna play it?
• 43:59
  Testecleese: I got too much crap popping up. I don't know if the video is in this, that might be.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: But there is video footage.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: But, yeah, 14 to 15-year-old… We're harassing a, 26-year-old dude, With machetes, right?
• 44:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:25
  Testecleese: They take… this guy, like, leaves or takes off, whatever.
• 44:29
  Testecleese: They chase after him, and hack up some other dude from behind and stab him as they run by him.
• 44:36
  Brian McFadden: And what was their motivation?
• 44:40
  Testecleese: Punk kids being punk kids.
• 44:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 44:44
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: It's like, oh. And okay, at least they didn't have a gun. You're right.
• 44:52
  Testecleese: You're right. At least they didn't have a gun, but they were, what, 14, 15, or 14, 16, I said, so they legally couldn't have got one anyway.
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because…
• 45:06
  Testecleese: the repeat offender right here used to talk so much trash to us about our gun laws, and now he's like, oh, fuck, I wish I had a gun.
• 45:14
  Ron Pascoe: I didn't talk trash, I spoke common sense, but look, at the end of the day, guns don't kill people, it's people who kill people.
• 45:21
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: Exactly, and
• 45:24
  Testecleese: If you're gonna kill me, I'm gonna do my damnedest to take you with me, you know?
• 45:30
  Ron Pascoe: See, the thing is, if you take people's guns away, like here in Australia, knife crimes become more prevalent.
• 45:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 45:38
  Ron Pascoe: Find another way to get somebody, you know?
• 45:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, if you want to kill somebody, you can kill somebody. You know what I mean? Like, people aren't hard to kill.
• 45:45
  Testecleese: that's why I'm excited to finally get my hands on a nice, decent distance rifle.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Because then, okay, I got a shotgun for, like, holy crap, home defense. Like, there's a bear in my yard, or there's someone in my house. The rifles, like, shoot distance like deer. But also, should war break out.
• 46:05
  Testecleese: I can see… Far in any direction and pick off an incoming threat, too.
• 46:14
  Testecleese: And I understand it's not completely illegal for an Australian It's just not easy.
• 46:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Mate, there were so many things going on, I don't know if you guys seen, what happened over in England, Manchester this week.
• 46:30
  Ron Pascoe: Missionary.
• 46:31
  Testecleese: the, the synagogue.
• 46:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Ron Pascoe: Yay!
• 46:34
  Brian McFadden: On Yom Kippur.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: alcohol, yeah.
• 46:38
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, and when he went in, he had Blake Bomb struck to his chest.
• 46:42
  Ron Pascoe: So when he got up, I thought that… the cops thought he was going to ignore it.
• 46:46
  Testecleese: That's what I don't quite understand about exactly what happened. I heard two are dead, right?
• 46:52
  Testecleese: At least that was the last I heard. It could have been…
• 46:55
  Testecleese: doubled by now. But then they also said that the cop
• 46:58
  Testecleese: Shot the guy before he managed to detonate his device.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: So did he have, like, secondary devices that killed the other two, or what?
• 47:08
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, what happened was he killed him on the way through. There was an old fella at the front gate, and another guy saw what happened.
• 47:15
  Testecleese: Did you stab him, or shoot him, or something, or did he have, like, little bombs? Oh, okay, okay.
• 47:20
  Testecleese: But his explosive never went off.
• 47:22
  Ron Pascoe: No, because it was just a fake explosive. He used that to bloody distract them.
• 47:28
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 47:29
  Ron Pascoe: So they'd run and just, you know, take off, and as they were taking off, he was trying to kill them.
• 47:33
  Ron Pascoe: So the cops got him when he went down the ground, they shot him.
• 47:37
  Ron Pascoe: When he went down the ground, it wasn't a non-lethal first shot. He got up, and so on.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, tried to get back up.
• 47:42
  Ron Pascoe: on.
• 47:44
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the police are trying to tell everyone to get away. They're going, he's armed, he's armed. I saw the video, and then…
• 47:49
  Ron Pascoe: What happened was, is people were trying to get away.
• 47:52
  Ron Pascoe: He got up, and he's, like, he pretended to bloody… Ignite the bombs?
• 47:57
  Ron Pascoe: So the cops just giving him a fatal shot, just straight away, being gone, see you later, mate.
• 48:02
  Testecleese: Now… Play a little game here.
• 48:06
  Testecleese: United Kingdom's, fellow, a gentleman in the United Kingdom.
• 48:14
  Testecleese: killed Jews, trying to kill more Jews. What do you think his first name was?
• 48:20
  Brian McFadden: Muhammad.
• 48:22
  Ron Pascoe: Very popular.
• 48:24
  Testecleese: Now, I don't know, but that's my guess.
• 48:29
  Testecleese: I think it's ridiculous. I think it's ridiculous, it's the most common name in that frickin' country.
• 48:35
  Testecleese: Which, again, I still don't understand how the UK crap works. Wales is a country, but the United… what the fuck is the United Kingdom, then, if it's not a country?
• 48:44
  Ron Pascoe: It's all…
• 48:44
  Brian McFadden: It's a group of countries.
• 48:46
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 48:46
  Ron Pascoe: It's on an island, so you've got Scotland, Ireland, and England… Sorry, Scotland, Wales, and…
• 48:51
  Brian McFadden: And the reason why there's so many Mohamans in that area is because
• 48:56
  Brian McFadden: They allowed the Muslims to take over the countries. All of Europe's that way.
• 49:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 49:04
  Testecleese: Most of Europe, yeah. Poland is being incredibly resilient to this.
• 49:10
  Testecleese: I guess this because… well, because Poland's the most, conquered land on the planet.
• 49:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the Hungarian's against the two now, they're fighting back.
• 49:22
  Testecleese: Boys?
• 49:23
  Ron Pascoe: Hungary? Hungarian.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: Oh, Hungary, Hungary, alright.
• 49:28
  Ron Pascoe: As well as home.
• 49:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, Hungary was already mostly Islamic anyway, though, weren't they?
• 49:34
  Ron Pascoe: You check out the Polish military, mate, they're… they're banking up big time, as well, too.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they were also pretty certain that Russia's getting ready to invade them.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: Like, with that whole drone thing that went down… And… Like, oh my god!
• 49:52
  Testecleese: Did… did Canada, or…
• 49:55
  Testecleese: Canada, the United States, or somebody… did somebody just board, like, a Russian fucking ship in,
• 50:05
  Testecleese: Like, a NATO nation just bought a Russian vessel?
• 50:09
  Brian McFadden: I could've sworn I saw…
• 50:11
  Testecleese: Could've sworn I saw that somewhere, and I couldn't find it again, it saved my life.
• 50:15
  Testecleese: So maybe it was, fake story that got busted or something.
• 50:21
  Ron Pascoe: Noah, do you mind?
• 50:23
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright. Check this out, though. There was this dude going nuts in Iowa.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: older man, see if I can't find his age here.
• 50:32
  Testecleese: They always take forever to load when I'm trying to do these things in a hurry.
• 50:38
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 50:41
  Testecleese: Harrison Fryer.
• 50:46
  Testecleese: September 24th is when the Air Force released this stuff. Here we go, 71-year-old guy.
• 50:55
  Testecleese: It was going nuts.
• 50:57
  Testecleese: Just shooting through a neighborhood.
• 50:59
  Testecleese: Indiscriminately at houses as you walk through.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: Killed two people.
• 51:06
  Testecleese: So there's, airman…
• 51:09
  Testecleese: Apparently his wife, they make it sound like his wife heard it first, thinking it was, like, distant fireworks, but then it got closer, or whatever, and it sounded more ominous.
• 51:19
  Testecleese: So he went outside with his handgun.
• 51:22
  Testecleese: Then this guy came down the road shooting, shooting. He yells like a warning.
• 51:26
  Brian McFadden: Hey, you need to knock the shit off, whatever. The guy turns and shoots at him.
• 51:32
  Testecleese: The airman shoots him down dead.
• 51:35
  Testecleese: No, I'm sorry, he didn't kill him, wounded him, he, last time I saw, he was in the hospital.
• 51:42
  Testecleese: But…
• 51:44
  Testecleese: There you go. If the bag… if the guy already breaking the law has a gun and you don't.
• 51:49
  Testecleese: You're helpless to stop them.
• 51:53
  Ron Pascoe: Well, investigators later said that his action prevented additional loss of life.
• 51:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, because he might have… I mean, well, it said in that article, I believe, that a bullet penetrated his house into his children's rooms.
• 52:07
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 52:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's good enough reason to me to start shooting at somebody, right?
• 52:12
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 52:14
  Ron Pascoe: What the left say, you know, ring the police, ring the police, but police can't be minutes or hours away.
• 52:19
  Ron Pascoe: seconds away from killing you.
• 52:22
  Testecleese: That's something I say all the time, is, you know, when seconds count, the police are minutes away.
• 52:29
  Testecleese: And shoot, we had a…
• 52:31
  Testecleese: When we had that tree fall, take down the power lines, and start a giant electric fire out here.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: It was 40-something minutes before any emergency vehicle showed up.
• 52:43
  Testecleese: You know, I'm not waiting for the cops to show up.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: So, as we mentioned before, Antifa has officially been labeled a terrorist organization.
• 52:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 52:59
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's on.
• 53:01
  Testecleese: Yes, and I keep hearing it's… still hearing, it's not real, like, from Nagler. It's an idea, not real.
• 53:08
  Brian McFadden: But how are they gonna… if they're that terrorist organization, how come they're getting the hold of the Covert Training Conference in Philadelphia?
• 53:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're holding training conferences. You can buy their merchandise online. There's sign-up, forums.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: Don't stop telling me it's not real when I can show you that these… these people… how does everyone know to show up the same day, the same time, dressed the same way?
• 53:36
  Testecleese: You know?
• 53:38
  Testecleese: And… Again, it makes you wonder, are these people who… Vote Democrat are these?
• 53:45
  Testecleese: just that not… Paying attention, or are they… Do they know what's happening?
• 53:53
  Testecleese: And they're lying to themselves and everyone else.
• 53:56
  Ron Pascoe: I know what's happening. Jeez.
• 54:00
  Ron Pascoe: I will never tell me, mate.
• 54:03
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 54:04
  Testecleese: Maybe. It is tough to believe that anyone believes any of this garbage, because, I mean…
• 54:10
  Testecleese: Fuck, CNN just turned in the worst numbers of all time.
• 54:14
  Testecleese: for viewership.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Oh, you know.
• 54:21
  Testecleese: Oh my god, have you seen, you seen this basic war zone going on in Portland with ice right now?
• 54:30
  Ron Pascoe: I'm loving it, huh?
• 54:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I'm loving it. I'll just throw a video.
• 54:36
  Brian McFadden: More on Portland!
• 54:38
  Ron Pascoe: There's a guy who's blow up the auto store, and you know, like, you know those ones that they wear? There's the costumes and that? The coppers come down, all the art students come down with bloody pepper, spray, and he sprayed it on the air vent, the back of the costume. Oh, yeah.
• 54:50
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, oh, and a video just came out of this tough anti-fo guy starting a fistfight with another guy, just got knocked out COLD. And I'm like, I'm so glad these people are just done putting up with these people's bullshit.
• 55:02
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, that was a guy wearing the bloody Freedom shirt, wasn't it?
• 55:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, so you saw that one.
• 55:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he knocked him down, I said, no, Kerry's all.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: right across, and the dude just dropped, like, a sack of potatoes, like,
• 55:16
  Ron Pascoe: Then he gets you phony out.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, then they both get arrested. I'm like, yeah, the dude got arrested because he knocked a dude out cold with a…
• 55:25
  Testecleese: Punched to the face on the street. He's probably gonna get brought into the police station, get told not to start fights, and get sent home, because he didn't start the fight.
• 55:36
  Testecleese: Flip.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: This Portland thing's been going on for over, like, 100 days.
• 55:41
  Testecleese: this giant protest.
• 55:44
  Testecleese: And there's actually videos of the locals. There's one disabled, elderly… I say elderly… probably mid-60s, Black woman.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: complaining to these Antifa guys, like, you know, like, we the people need to sleep, because that's when they get the loudest, it's, like, 3 in the morning.
• 56:02
  Testecleese: And they're telling her to shut the fuck up, and they're doing this for her.
• 56:06
  Testecleese: He's like, what? What? How is this making my life better? You know?
• 56:11
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 56:14
  Testecleese: Right there in Portland, too, actually.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: a journalist, I know… I think she's, Yeah, post-millennial.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: Don't know if you noticed the articles that I Take from, often.
• 56:33
  Testecleese: But I make it a point to try to use post-millennial as much as often.
• 56:37
  Brian McFadden: As much as possible.
• 56:40
  Testecleese: One of the journalists they got there.
• 56:43
  Testecleese: A name I've seen several times, and we've talked about her articles on the show.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: Was hit in the face with a flagpole from an anti-foc rioter.
• 56:55
  Testecleese: Right there in Portland.
• 56:57
  Testecleese: And… She went, got the police or whatever.
• 57:02
  Testecleese: who watched. They watched her, like, chase this woman down.
• 57:07
  Testecleese: Because it was a woman that hit her.
• 57:09
  Testecleese: But the police basically just watched all of this go down, wouldn't get involved because it was too dangerous.
• 57:15
  Testecleese: It's like, this is why you're here.
• 57:22
  Testecleese: Excuse me. They refuse to let journalists in, so, I mean…
• 57:28
  Testecleese: You know whatever they're doing is the good stuff, right?
• 57:31
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 57:36
  Testecleese: Did either of you fellas see the frickin' raid ICE just did in Chicago?
• 57:43
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 57:44
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 57:46
  Testecleese: who's Mission Impossible, James Bond.
• 57:50
  Testecleese: SEAL Team 6 fucking kind of shit they did. Not even kidding you. They had a Blackhawk helicopter that guys repelled out of onto the roof of the building as guys came in through the windows, and busted in all the doors, and came in all at the same time to raid this building in Chicago.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Holy crap!
• 58:14
  Testecleese: 37 arrests, almost everyone who was there was there illegally, and…
• 58:20
  Testecleese: there were, I believe, Trende Aragua members running drugs, so this is run as a,
• 58:26
  Testecleese: counter-terrorism operation. That's why it was so, like, holy… nobody knew what to do or how to react. A whole bunch of firearms were seized, pounds of drugs.
• 58:38
  Testecleese: There's… and I think there might be a video in that link, Brian, I don't know, ICE Arrest 37 in Chicago Pomet Raid.
• 58:46
  Testecleese: Alright. There might be video, I don't know.
• 58:49
  Ron Pascoe: Life is on the rooftops… rooftops, isn't it?
• 58:52
  Testecleese: Well, you see that in general over there. I don't see an article, I don't see a video for it, but I saw the video somewhere else. It was frickin' wild, dude.
• 59:00
  Brian McFadden: It's not in here.
• 59:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they had snipers on the rooftops too, didn't they?
• 59:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:07
  Testecleese: Well, they had slavers on different rooftops in case the people inside were gonna shoot out.
• 59:11
  Testecleese: Like, if you're on the roof of the building, it's no good to shoot anyone in the building, you know?
• 59:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, holy crap, like I said.
• 59:19
  Ron Pascoe: Can you see how they did it, right?
• 59:24
  Ron Pascoe: But did you see how they started, the ice and that?
• 59:27
  Ron Pascoe: They went to the places that rent wasn't being paid. They're the first ones they hit.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Testecleese: No, and there were people there legally, too, who were left untouched.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: They just came out the next day to find the entire place. They heard it in the middle of the night, the noise, and then… went out the next day, and everyone was gone. Everything was upside down, like, what the fuck happened here?
• 59:54
  Testecleese: Well, here comes Guapo, and he's messaging us, too.
• 59:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: as I'm trying to let him in the group.
• 1:00:03
  Brian McFadden: You took too long.
• 1:00:05
  Testecleese: I said, you could've let him in!
• 1:00:07
  Brian McFadden: I was trying to find a video that doesn't exist on that.
• 1:00:11
  Testecleese: The one I made up.
• 1:00:13
  Brian McFadden: No, I believe it exists, but it wasn't linked to that damn article.
• 1:00:16
  Testecleese: I know, I know. I saw it on… actually, I think I saw it on a Tim Pool video when I saw the actual raid. I was like, holy shit, this is like…
• 1:00:23
  Testecleese: action movie… kind of, like, police raid kind of thing. It was crazy.
• 1:00:30
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it was full on in the middle of the night,
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, like 3 in the morning or something.
• 1:00:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yay!
• 1:00:37
  Ron Pascoe: Well, that's what I reckon. I reckon it's, like, Russian operations. They come in, take me out in the middle of the night, bloody…
• 1:00:42
  Ron Pascoe: The neighbors wake up in the morning, they've got no idea what happened.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, their neighbors are just gone.
• 1:00:47
  Testecleese: What up, Guapo?
• 1:00:48
  El Guapo: Not too much, Kyle. How you guys doing?
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: We're doing alright.
• 1:00:53
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: We had… we had a couple stories earlier that we mentioned you, because, we were pretty sure you were the expert on.
• 1:00:58
  El Guapo: Oh, damn. Yeah, sorry, kids.
• 1:01:01
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:01:02
  Brian McFadden: Damn, kids.
• 1:01:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, I have to be at that.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: I think one of them was about that woman that was banging her husband.
• 1:01:09
  El Guapo: Yes!
• 1:01:10
  Testecleese: Yo.
• 1:01:11
  El Guapo: Well, she was a candidate, a Democrat candidate. We talked about it, like, when she was running, and she was doing porn on the side.
• 1:01:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I knew that you… yeah, we talked about it back in the day.
• 1:01:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, and her lawyer's a husband, too.
• 1:01:27
  El Guapo: And, like.
• 1:01:28
  Brian McFadden: That's not a conflict of interest.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: It sounds like so many conflicts of interest, and just…
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: No good way out of this one.
• 1:01:36
  Testecleese: And now she got questioned for, like, beating up her husband or something, or her kid or something?
• 1:01:40
  El Guapo: Was it on video? I wanna see this shit, you know?
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: Right? It's all on video, let me see, I wanna see.
• 1:01:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:46
  Testecleese: What's your…
• 1:01:47
  El Guapo: Beating up your husband.
• 1:01:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, windmill kicking them naked, you know?
• 1:01:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a new…
• 1:01:53
  Ron Pascoe: alcohol as well.
• 1:01:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm not, I'm not kink sha… What is that, kink-shaming? I just want to see the video, making sure it's legit.
• 1:02:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, for all we know, this domestic abuse was just part of a video presentation for the internet, you know what I mean?
• 1:02:09
  El Guapo: Somebody called it out, nobody didn't know what the hell was going on.
• 1:02:13
  Ron Pascoe: Could've been livestreaming.
• 1:02:15
  Testecleese: How did you know to call the police that I had his balls in the vice?
• 1:02:20
  El Guapo: He could've liked it, you know?
• 1:02:23
  Ron Pascoe: In the good old days, we used to call that cuckolding.
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: Yes, exact wall.
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: It's usually when they make you watch someone else bang your wife.
• 1:02:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, there's a, nut, Nutcrackers.
• 1:02:37
  Testecleese: Alright, GIMPs, gimps.
• 1:02:40
  El Guapo: Gyms? Oh, okay.
• 1:02:41
  Testecleese: brian, you shared this one.
• 1:02:44
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because I saw this a couple weeks ago, and just skipped over it, because I was like, this is stupid.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: But it does take place in Upton, Massachusetts. It's, over by Worcester, actually.
• 1:02:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, hockey!
• 1:03:00
  El Guapo: Well…
• 1:03:01
  Testecleese: Bullman gets out of her car to start cussing out the ICE agents during an arrest.
• 1:03:06
  El Guapo: I'm the one to send it.
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: Oh, is you? Okay, yeah.
• 1:03:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I just, like, oh, we need to watch. I mean, I wish there was a video of it, but…
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: I do, too. Well, she didn't put her car in park.
• 1:03:17
  El Guapo: No, that's…
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: There is a video! There is a video?
• 1:03:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I was hungry.
• 1:03:21
  El Guapo: I guess the article's trying to find, like.
• 1:03:24
  Brian McFadden: I got the video.
• 1:03:25
  Testecleese: Let's watch our car go into the lake.
• 1:03:27
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:03:29
  Brian McFadden: We can do that.
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: I need to poop, and that sucks.
• 1:03:33
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: This is after.
• 1:03:34
  Brian McFadden: Wait for a commercial.
• 1:03:37
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's always commercial first.
• 1:03:38
  Brian McFadden: Sorry.
• 1:03:39
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Mrs. Brian's never prepared for the commercial.
• 1:03:42
  El Guapo: I'm not.
• 1:03:42
  Brian McFadden: Daniel Day-Lewis, that'd be good.
• 1:03:45
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yeah?
• 1:03:46
  Brian McFadden: You bet.
• 1:03:47
  Brian McFadden: Performance of the year.
• 1:03:50
  El Guapo: I was let down from the… there will be blood.
• 1:03:53
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Music.
• 1:03:54
  El Guapo: Dry, boring movie ever.
• 1:03:56
  Testecleese: Wabelle.
• 1:03:57
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Whoa.
• 1:03:58
  Testecleese: Again, on the truck driving thing.
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: I think maybe you should consider doing a little bit out here in West Virginia, because Trump just put a ton of money into the coal mining industry, and we're gonna need truck drivers to transport this coal.
• 1:04:10
  El Guapo: I don't wanna fuck with my… dude, I'm happy where I am, dude.
• 1:04:14
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Alright, I'm just saying, you could come out here twice a… twice a week, or one… once a week for two days at a time.
• 1:04:21
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Hell yeah, it's already in the water.
• 1:04:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, see, that's… that's what I…
• 1:04:25
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: cargo.
• 1:04:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay, sorry to bust your bubble.
• 1:04:30
  El Guapo: No, right, that's what I want to solve, I was like, man, this, like… I wish I would see her yelling, voila, and you could see the car driving by.
• 1:04:36
  Testecleese: Roll, and right behind her.
• 1:04:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: and out.
• 1:04:39
  El Guapo: Eyes. Because you see videos of the lady, like, yelling at another lady, and then, like, they input a park and just hit something else, you know?
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. Or they customize the gas pump, and then they get in the car and drive off with the gas nozzle still in the tank.
• 1:04:55
  Testecleese: It's always my favorite.
• 1:04:56
  Brian McFadden: And then, the NFL announces, next, Super Bowl halftime performer this week.
• 1:05:04
  Brian McFadden: I've never heard of this person before.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: I don't know much about him.
• 1:05:08
  El Guapo: Yes, it does a lot of Spanish, sounds and stuff, so…
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: speak English.
• 1:05:13
  El Guapo: he's Puerto Rican, I think.
• 1:05:15
  Brian McFadden: So, yeah, he is Puerto Rican.
• 1:05:17
  Brian McFadden: So, El Guapo will be watching this halftime, but probably 95% of Americans will not be… they'll be boycotting it.
• 1:05:27
  El Guapo: I don't even.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: Well, that's what…
• 1:05:28
  El Guapo: I don't like it. That's what gets me.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: Bad Bunny, right?
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: He wears a dress.
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: He's gender fluid!
• 1:05:39
  El Guapo: He's just a, what's the name of that actor, Style, something like that, too?
• 1:05:45
  El Guapo: Henry Style… I forgot his name.
• 1:05:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's gender fluid.
• 1:05:50
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Harry, Harry.
• 1:05:52
  El Guapo: Yep, they wear dresses, too.
• 1:05:57
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: What gets me is they make it… apparently this Bad Bunny made a big deal about not doing U.S. tours because of this immigration thing.
• 1:06:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: And then Trump is like, we'll make sure to be at the halftime show just for you.
• 1:06:11
  Testecleese: And I'm like… and he's like, well, I'm not sure I'll do it. And I was like, first of all, the halftime show isn't in the United States, so you're… you're full of shit about not doing U.S. venues.
• 1:06:22
  Testecleese: He's got a spousey.
• 1:06:24
  Testecleese: He's fucking Puerto Rican! What are you gonna deport him to, the United States?
• 1:06:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he has U.S. citizenship.
• 1:06:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, by default. It's like…
• 1:06:33
  Brian McFadden: They don't have a right to vote, but that he has U.S. citizenship, he can't be…
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: No, I think they… got a right to vote, but just don't got a Senate and Congress representation.
• 1:06:43
  Brian McFadden: They vote for Puerto Rican shit. They don't vote for anything in the United States.
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: Anything federal.
• 1:06:49
  Brian McFadden: And they don't pay federal taxes.
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: Bingo, that's the big trade-off.
• 1:06:55
  El Guapo: There are some people, you can… there's some people that go live in Puerto Rico for 6 months, so they'll have to pay income tax.
• 1:07:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, it depends on what you're doing for work, I mean, like.
• 1:07:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I could move to Puerto Rico and sell life insurance down there, but you want to know how much the life insurance license is in Puerto Rico? It's like $2,000.
• 1:07:16
  El Guapo: No, no, no. If you could do, like, through the… Through the internet.
• 1:07:23
  Brian McFadden: That's what I'm saying, I could go down there and sell life insurance on the internet, but to get a residence license in Puerto Rico, it's like quadruple any other state in the United States.
• 1:07:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:07:34
  Testecleese: But, well, they gotta cut their taxes somewhere, right?
• 1:07:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Brian McFadden: I have a news alert that just came across my thing that,
• 1:07:41
  Testecleese: Oh, shit.
• 1:07:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna do that.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: listening.
• 1:07:42
  Brian McFadden: With the, there's a big celebration for the Navy's 250th anniversary here in Norfolk on Sunday.
• 1:07:50
  El Guapo: President Trump.
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the Department of War Secretary's already been announced he was going to be attending, and now President Trump just announced he will be attending the, festivities in Norfolk on Sunday.
• 1:08:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, I heard about it this morning.
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: Navy's older than 250 years old, though.
• 1:08:08
  El Guapo: No, it's $2.50. United States, no.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: The United States is 250 years old.
• 1:08:13
  El Guapo: No, I think it's young, because, we declared independence from the British in 1975? 76?
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: 1776.
• 1:08:24
  El Guapo: Yes, but we now became the United States until 1787, because we went through the…
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: No, as soon as we took late independence, we were Independence.
• 1:08:33
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: The British did not accept that. We… 76, no?
• 1:08:38
  El Guapo: Yes, yes.
• 1:08:39
  Testecleese: 1976 was the bicentennial.
• 1:08:41
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:08:43
  El Guapo: But when does the…
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: 76 and another 50 is 26.
• 1:08:47
  El Guapo: when was the Constitution gratified, the new constitution, because we were in the.
• 1:08:51
  Testecleese: molecules.
• 1:08:52
  Testecleese: 1812 or something like that?
• 1:08:54
  El Guapo: No,
• 1:08:55
  Brian McFadden: The inception of the U.S. Navy was October 13, 19… or 1775, so it was before the Declaration of Independence.
• 1:09:09
  Testecleese: I thought it was even… I thought it was older, older than that. Well, I knew the Navy existed before the country. I thought it was…
• 1:09:14
  Brian McFadden: But no, but only a year, like, less than a year.
• 1:09:19
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. Cool.
• 1:09:21
  El Guapo: Well, the Constitution's younger than 1776.
• 1:09:24
  Testecleese: Oh, the Constitution, yeah.
• 1:09:26
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:09:27
  Testecleese: I'm just saying the Navy.
• 1:09:27
  El Guapo: Because we…
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: of the United States.
• 1:09:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, because we were another country.
• 1:09:31
  Brian McFadden: And the army's older than that, isn't it?
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:09:33
  El Guapo: No, bro, the…
• 1:09:37
  Brian McFadden: Because remember, the Navy… the United States Navy was fighting the Barbary pirates before the United States was formed. Okay.
• 1:09:42
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: And then as soon as it was, Jefferson sent some guys over and was like, hey,
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: Go pick a fight, but don't pick a fight. Like, 300 style, you know?
• 1:09:54
  Brian McFadden: How is this not in follow-up?
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: What's that? Oh!
• 1:10:00
  Testecleese: Because I already found 4 things for follow-up, so I put this under ice. I know, I couldn't just… it was either that or move one of those sex things down to, like, local Virginia, but we already had 3 things each for local.
• 1:10:11
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:10:12
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:10:12
  Brian McFadden: Judge denies Kamar Abrego Garcia's bid for asylum in the U.S. Duh! Okay, so this guy was like, A, I cannot go to that country. Oh, I cannot go…
• 1:10:22
  El Guapo: said that, like, 25…
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: There's a ton of countries he can't go to.
• 1:10:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, so what the fuck? Why we have to take it by default?
• 1:10:32
  El Guapo: If another country… if he's too dangerous for another country, probably he's a dangerous person.
• 1:10:38
  Testecleese: No, no, so yeah, you know what, then? Then drop him off on the front line in Ukraine. Let him be a Ukrainian freedom fighter.
• 1:10:45
  Brian McFadden: They're always looking for people.
• 1:10:46
  El Guapo: Dude.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: Maybe he could be a hero.
• 1:10:48
  El Guapo: He could've taken the easy way out, go to El Salvador, and just be over there, fucking do his time, and get the fuck out, and just walk out.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, especially considering El Salvador in prison is not nearly as bad as it used to be.
• 1:11:00
  El Guapo: Because everybody's watching him, you know, it's like, okay.
• 1:11:04
  Brian McFadden: He's the only prisoner.
• 1:11:07
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 1:11:10
  Brian McFadden: I'm the only one in the prison.
• 1:11:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, you gotta have a routine every day, waking up early, go to eat, go do your little exercise, read a book.
• 1:11:20
  El Guapo: And, you know what? When you finish your sentence, you're like, okay, I just walked out? Okay.
• 1:11:25
  El Guapo: And he's home.
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing that gets me, too. It's like, I understand it sucks to be in prison. Like, it cannot be fun, right?
• 1:11:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, like, it's boring, but you know what? You get to read, fucking just read, you know?
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: Well, at least read books, but, like, why not take… why not take all of the courses you can that are gonna be paid for by the system?
• 1:11:46
  El Guapo: Well, this is different, I don't…
• 1:11:48
  El Guapo: where's he gonna end up. But I said, if we were gonna take El Salvador, at least he could be like, hey, can I get a little…
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: For all we know in El Salvador, they would… they could ask him to run the garden, and he could learn how to be a horticulturist, or how to be a carpenter. That's something you could use when you get out here.
• 1:12:05
  El Guapo: That's what Bukele is doing right now. All this fucking person is like, okay, you didn't do that much… that much crime, we're gonna teach you trades, so when you get out, at least you got some trades with you.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can go do this instead of going back to whatever.
• 1:12:18
  El Guapo: If you were hardcore, you're there for life.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Exactly. Once you started murdering people, we don't care. I was like, you got busted with a dime bag of weed, selling it for some, you know, it's like…
• 1:12:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:29
  Testecleese: We're gonna teach you, tell you, we're gonna teach you to be a carpenter. Yeah. When you get out, you're gonna make more money as a carpenter, and you're not gonna go to prison for it.
• 1:12:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, you could do your own little business and fucking fix people's shit.
• 1:12:41
  El Guapo: Do people's stuff, and nobody had to do a background check, because you're on your own business, you know?
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: Especially doing it handyman style.
• 1:12:48
  Ron Pascoe: bear with me?
• 1:12:49
  El Guapo: Hmm?
• 1:12:50
  Ron Pascoe: He's South Africa now, isn't he?
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: Who knows, honestly?
• 1:12:55
  Ron Pascoe: They call it a cafeteria?
• 1:12:57
  Ron Pascoe: Isn't he off to Africa now? They're sending him?
• 1:13:00
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, there certainly could be.
• 1:13:02
  El Guapo: He's going to Africa, because the judge is like, no, you cannot stay here.
• 1:13:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but he already said he can't go to Africa.
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: The whole continent?
• 1:13:12
  El Guapo: No, he go in Papua New Guinea or something like that here?
• 1:13:15
  Brian McFadden: It was, crazy… there was… last time I heard, it was, like, some country we'd never heard of. We had to actually look it up on the map. No, it wasn't Papua New Guinea.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: I was like, Usain, or something like that.
• 1:13:24
  El Guapo: Bro, so, Sudan, South Sudan?
• 1:13:27
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: So, like I said, it was… it was, like, 2 weeks ago, I brought it up at the end of the show. I was like, oh, some country I… I had never even heard of.
• 1:13:35
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: Brian looks it up the next week, he's like, fuck, yeah, I got that.
• 1:13:40
  El Guapo: the middle of…
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: Where is that?
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: It's like, it's a little, tiny, itty-bitty country the size of, like…
• 1:13:45
  El Guapo: Dude, I would've… I would've been shut the fu- you know what, you caught me, send me to a subdued, do my time there, and I'll be out. Because it's the most fucking peaceful country right now, you know?
• 1:13:56
  El Guapo: And you know the jail's not gonna let you fucking kill each other, like, you know…
• 1:14:01
  Testecleese: Or maybe they do, that's why there's no crime on the outside.
• 1:14:04
  El Guapo: Mmm, whatever. Do… at least do…
• 1:14:07
  El Guapo: At least do a fucking pay-per-view, you know?
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: Unfortunately.
• 1:14:12
  Ron Pascoe: Especially on the American continent, I suppose.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: Just… gnats! I gotta get these empty beer cans outta here, dude.
• 1:14:21
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm in the basement, which… not a big deal. I got a door right here to the outside, but the problem is the retaining wall, because it's underground.
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: The retaining wall collapsed.
• 1:14:34
  El Guapo: Why don't you get those little flights?
• 1:14:37
  El Guapo: Catcher.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: I had some, and…
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: But I took them down, because I had the whole place cleaned up, and I could get out the back door.
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: Took it down. I even added an electronic bug zapper.
• 1:14:48
  Testecleese: Just in case.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: That and I also have a… a weird hole…
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: From my basement that goes to the crawl space underneath the rest of the house.
• 1:14:58
  El Guapo: Will you do this on-power communication?
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly.
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: Yes. That's when I pick up my, my beer, my, can of beans and tap on it, so the other side goes SOS.
• 1:15:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: Alright, so,
• 1:15:17
  Testecleese: Repeat offender brought it up last week, I didn't want to get into it too much at the time.
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: about Hagseth getting all the, the stars together.
• 1:15:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yep.
• 1:15:28
  Brian McFadden: Now, I heard conflicting reports. Was President Trump and Hedgepeth both at Quantico, or were they video?
• 1:15:36
  El Guapo: It was… he had a speech after Hexet.
• 1:15:39
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:15:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, and it just…
• 1:15:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, it didn't go there. I mean, you know Trump, he'll say shit off the cuff, and sometimes it doesn't come off.
• 1:15:50
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 1:15:50
  El Guapo: The news, the news didn't pick it that much, because everybody is still, what is it, they, shell shock for headset speech.
• 1:15:59
  El Guapo: was out.
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: They used… did they seriously use the term shell-shocked?
• 1:16:03
  El Guapo: No, I'm the one using it.
• 1:16:05
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay.
• 1:16:06
  El Guapo: Because they never heard a fucking guy, a military guy, talk the way he did.
• 1:16:11
  El Guapo: And that was fucking…
• 1:16:12
  El Guapo: And that was fucking clean compared to what I heard in my military time, you know?
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: Well, that's exactly, that's what got me too, like, oh, he's just so rude and ruthless, and I was like, oh my god, do you have any idea the words?
• 1:16:24
  El Guapo: That's why you get left military, do military shit, because of the art of killing, you know?
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's what Trump said was,
• 1:16:35
  Testecleese: We're… Hank said this one, it's like, your job is to fight wars and not be fat fucks.
• 1:16:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:42
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:16:42
  Testecleese: And The View got all butter, like, he's fat-shaming these generals and admirals.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: First of all.
• 1:16:50
  El Guapo: Okay. The one that… what's the name of the letter, the good-looking span… Half black, half white.
• 1:16:58
  El Guapo: If she was fat, I don't think she would be in the bill.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: Anna Navarro?
• 1:17:02
  El Guapo: I guess, you said Hispanic?
• 1:17:04
  Brian McFadden: Lawyer. Lawyer walk. S2ini.
• 1:17:07
  Ron Pascoe: Nope.
• 1:17:09
  Brian McFadden: small country in southern Africa, where the king still holds absolute power.
• 1:17:15
  Testecleese: There you go, that's where… This ain't kill my heart.
• 1:17:18
  El Guapo: But he gonna miss fucking Bukele right now.
• 1:17:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Ron Pascoe: He won't be getting his burritos for Hakeem, Jeffries, will he?
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: He gonna eat rice and beans, you're gonna have nothing.
• 1:17:32
  Ron Pascoe: We love you wearing his sombrero there.
• 1:17:33
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:17:34
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're.
• 1:17:35
  El Guapo: They're coming.
• 1:17:36
  Testecleese: complaining about, like, fat-shaming of these people in the military. I'm like, I'm sick and tired of this.
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: Bullshit.
• 1:17:43
  El Guapo: Okay, this…
• 1:17:43
  Testecleese: You need, no, you need someone to be able to do their fucking job, okay? You know, these people don't understand, you can't have a whole bunch of fat, out-of-shape, worthless fucks run around a Navy ship when shit hits the fan, right?
• 1:17:59
  Brian McFadden: One of the reasons why they called all the admirals and the generals together was to, like.
• 1:18:04
  Brian McFadden: you know, hey, if you're too fat to run PRTs at 2 years, you know, go ahead and retire, you know?
• 1:18:12
  El Guapo: The way he did that speech, you cannot do it over a Zoom call. You have to be in person. You have to see him.
• 1:18:18
  El Guapo: You know, this is one of those… like, hold up, hold up. Fucking when, Lincoln was calling all his generals, he was like, hey, let me do a sound power telephone. No, he fucking wanted to see you in person.
• 1:18:30
  El Guapo: You know, this is what I.
• 1:18:31
  Brian McFadden: How much money did the U.S. government spend to bring all these people back on military jest from all around the world?
• 1:18:39
  Testecleese: Doesn't matter, it's because you have to send a message across. And you know what, though?
• 1:18:43
  El Guapo: It's very effective when you do it in person.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: You could say it costs money if that money was already allocated to the, DOD budget, or the DOW budget.
• 1:18:55
  Testecleese: Department of War.
• 1:18:56
  El Guapo: You have to send this message across, like, in person, like I said, you cannot be doing this… it's just…
• 1:19:04
  El Guapo: And this is, like, the… the… he's just telling, like, hey, this… the shit we've been doing last fall…
• 1:19:10
  El Guapo: how many years behind us? Decades? It's not working. We have to re… we go back to the old…
• 1:19:15
  Brian McFadden: President Obama, the.
• 1:19:17
  El Guapo: Before that, dude…
• 1:19:19
  Testecleese: We were running drills, we were running drills on my ship while we were in the Med Sea, defending Israel with our, anti-ballistic missile missiles.
• 1:19:31
  Testecleese: We were running, like, all the different drills you do, you know what I mean?
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: And you know what I'm talking about, like, when you run a, a… Gq, General Quarters Drill.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: you don't always batten down the hatches. And I know everyone's heard that term, but they don't all know what it means. Navy guys actually know what it means, right?
• 1:19:55
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:19:57
  Testecleese: The ladder wells that go down from one deck to another, there's this big hatch.
• 1:20:02
  Testecleese: That'll come down, you gotta close, and you bolt it shut.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 1:20:06
  El Guapo: Then you open the little hatch.
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: Then you open the scuttle, which is a little circle that's…
• 1:20:12
  Testecleese: Big enough for a human to get through, and even carry tools through if they need them.
• 1:20:16
  El Guapo: Yep, yep, yep.
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: Well, we were running drills, we had the hatches battened down, we were running full red alert, all that shit, like, we're in actual combat, we are taking casualties, drills.
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: We had to shut down drills. I had to go get my fucking tools, and cut a fat fuck…
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: First class, out of a scuttle, because he was stuck.
• 1:20:41
  El Guapo: You use butter first?
• 1:20:44
  Testecleese: We tried! We tried with the Crisco, we tried all of that. Obviously, I don't want to cut a giant hole in my ship and make it not watertight, right?
• 1:20:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:53
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:20:54
  Testecleese: So, I was like, alright, I guess…
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: I guess we're… we're gonna make a cut.
• 1:20:59
  Testecleese: So I cut a big hole around this guy using my plasma torch.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: Not a big deal, but it was enough to break free and bring him down to my shop, looking like a giant, fat, disgusting bastard.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: With the ship stuck to him.
• 1:21:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: Then I had to cut the rest of this crap off of this guy in my shop.
• 1:21:19
  Testecleese: So I wasn't stuck to them.
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: And now he's like, oh, thanks, man, it's late, I gotta go to bed. I was like, fuck you, now I need to go repair a giant hole I had to cut in this ship.
• 1:21:30
  Testecleese: Just cut your fat ass out of it!
• 1:21:32
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: And that's… we can't have people getting stuck in hatches and combat situations, because…
• 1:21:43
  Testecleese: Everyone who's stuck behind that man dies now.
• 1:21:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: And not only that, what if your emergency repair welder was on… is not even necessarily gonna die, but stuck on the other side of that guy? Now it's gonna take him frickin' an extra 7 minutes to find his way to you by crawling through frickin' tubes and everything, you know what I mean?
• 1:22:07
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: From the back way out.
• 1:22:10
  Ron Pascoe: I'm with El Guelpo, I think, like, if you're going to go through the chain of command, you've got to do it personally, straight up. Because imagine how many of those messages are going to be passed down now by those generals and admirals and…
• 1:22:20
  Ron Pascoe: Air marshals and all that, that's just gonna go straight to the bloody bottom.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's a good point, because I think all these people we've seen in the U.S. military lately telling people to just disregard the president's orders that are losing their jobs.
• 1:22:37
  El Guapo: I think that might have had a lot to do with what just happened, too.
• 1:22:40
  Testecleese: was, hey, hey, you work for fucking us, you know?
• 1:22:45
  Testecleese: This is the president, this is the Secretary of War.
• 1:22:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:48
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've both been going on stage. Sorry, mate. We've both been going on stage, everyone saying, right, it's coming straight from the horse's mouth.
• 1:22:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know?
• 1:22:55
  Ron Pascoe: So…
• 1:22:56
  El Guapo: He also said about no more fucking nation building, like, no, we're gonna go over there, kill people, win, and get the fuck out. Because…
• 1:23:04
  El Guapo: This… when…
• 1:23:07
  Testecleese: Even if they go over there and kill people, win and get out, it's…
• 1:23:10
  El Guapo: Wayne, did you go.
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: You don't need to be there, let's not be there at all.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: If we ARE gonna be there, then we fuck them up in the role.
• 1:23:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, what's the end goal of going over there? What do you want to accomplish? Instead of just going there, lollygogging, like there's nothing going on in there, you know?
• 1:23:26
  El Guapo: Like, I don't…
• 1:23:28
  El Guapo: You go there, defeat your enemy, get what you have to get, and get the fuck out. Like, why are you gonna linger there more than you want to do, you know?
• 1:23:36
  Ron Pascoe: I think from an outside point of view, like, from someone from America, America needed to change the way it was focused, and instead of being well-policed.
• 1:23:45
  Ron Pascoe: Now, the mediators under Trump. Trump's a mediator. He's a deal-breaker.
• 1:23:49
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: But, look how much the world… exactly. The entire world hated the United States being the world police.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:23:57
  Brian McFadden: It's trying to knock…
• 1:23:58
  Testecleese: I mean, now that Trump's trying not to the world police, the entire world, saying, hey, where's the United States to do this?
• 1:24:04
  Ron Pascoe: Exactly, exactly.
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: What are you gonna do about Gaza? What are you gonna do about Ukraine? It's like, why the fuck is this my fault?
• 1:24:13
  Brian McFadden: I think we got it in here, but it was late-breaking news where Gaza's agreed to release all their hostages that are still alive.
• 1:24:23
  Ron Pascoe: Immersive, yeah, immersive.
• 1:24:25
  Testecleese: That happened about two and a half hours ago. I said dead or alive, actually.
• 1:24:30
  Brian McFadden: Okay. What I ride with, so they're gonna even turn over the bodies, which, I gotta show that's… that's at least some respect.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: Unfortunately, they're dead, but at least you're giving them the bodies back.
• 1:24:40
  Ron Pascoe: I'd like to know what was in that door, that chunk broke it, because I tell you what, there's… both sides were in agreement with it, apparently.
• 1:24:46
  Testecleese: Well, at first, Hamas told Trump to fuck himself, and then they said, we agree with some of this stuff.
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: Then they said, there will be peace in the Middle East one way or another.
• 1:24:56
  Testecleese: Problem is, right now, they're saying to go along with what they're doing, They need Israel to… Stop.
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: Israel's not gonna stop.
• 1:25:06
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:25:08
  Testecleese: It doesn't fucking matter.
• 1:25:10
  Ron Pascoe: They've got an agenda.
• 1:25:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, Israel has decided they're going… Well, they're tired of fighting Hamas!
• 1:25:17
  Brian McFadden: That means that they defeat them, and 20 years later, they gotta fight them all over again, you know?
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: And no matter what, no matter what happens right now, in 20 years, we're gonna see another insurgency come up. We're gonna.
• 1:25:31
  Testecleese: Anytime you're dealing with the Holy Land, there's always gonna be dispute for whose it is.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: Oddly enough, when was the last time the Christians made a claim on the Holy Land?
• 1:25:42
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:25:44
  El Guapo: We kind of don't care, because…
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: The next Templar?
• 1:25:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, we don't care, because at least you got the Jewish in there, and at least let us visit… they let us do our thing. They let Jewish people let you be gay if you want to be gay.
• 1:25:58
  Testecleese: You know? Yeah, what's between you and God is the way the Jews and the Christians see it.
• 1:26:02
  El Guapo: You go over to Palestine, you see, like, I'm gay, and you end up in…
• 1:26:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's in Iran.
• 1:26:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:11
  Testecleese: Well, I guess it depends on how you look at that, because
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: I looked this up when we were doing the whole Iran conflict thing, when we blew them up.
• 1:26:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, Iran, well, does not kill you for being a homosexual.
• 1:26:27
  Testecleese: They, no, they force transition you.
• 1:26:30
  Brian McFadden: That sounds worse.
• 1:26:31
  Testecleese: So you're not gay anymore?
• 1:26:33
  Brian McFadden: But you're still good. I'm not kidding you, actually.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: I… that's why I said it depends on how you look at it. But that's what Iran will for straight.
• 1:26:41
  El Guapo: How's a Forrester season you?
• 1:26:44
  Testecleese: They, they hold you down, they put drugs in your body, cut your penis off, turn it inside out, then reinstall it.
• 1:26:51
  El Guapo: No, no, you're just gay, you're not transsexual.
• 1:26:55
  Brian McFadden: That's not how they look at it.
• 1:26:57
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:26:58
  Testecleese: Iran will not allow homosexuality, but they will allow transgenderism. That's cool. So they will force you to transition.
• 1:27:07
  Testecleese: So you're not a homosexual?
• 1:27:10
  Ron Pascoe: 20 bucks is 20 bucks, I suppose.
• 1:27:12
  El Guapo: 20 bucks, 20 bucks.
• 1:27:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.
• 1:27:16
  El Guapo: You know what's funny? Are you…
• 1:27:19
  El Guapo: When you go to the Middle East, you're gonna see a lot of Middle Eastern guys holding each other's pinky.
• 1:27:24
  Brian McFadden: Is that when you're gay?
• 1:27:26
  El Guapo: No, they're not gay, it's just a typical thing.
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: I remember someone explaining to me in Israel.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: And I was like, okay, that's weird, I'll just…
• 1:27:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's.
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: Accept that this is something they do.
• 1:27:38
  El Guapo: Okay, you know how Japanese don't touch hands, you know, they just bow?
• 1:27:43
  El Guapo: You know, handshakes and stuff like that?
• 1:27:46
  El Guapo: To us, handshake is the same thing, the man over there, whole pinky.
• 1:27:52
  El Guapo: Hands with each other.
• 1:27:54
  Testecleese: I've spent a lot of time in Israel, believe it or not.
• 1:27:59
  Testecleese: Fuck.
• 1:28:01
  Brian McFadden: I must have stopped in at least a dozen times. Never been.
• 1:28:06
  Testecleese: Well, again, I was on a ship. Its sole purpose was to defend Israel from a nuclear strike.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: So we were always next to Israel, and that's just where we pulled into, you know, Hungary here, Egypt there, but…
• 1:28:21
  Testecleese: Typically, it was Israel every time. And it got boring, because it's like, okay, I've tasted all the food, I've seen the culture, you know?
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: now I'm just a weird American guy walking around trying to find someone to have sex with in a frickin'…
• 1:28:39
  Brian McFadden: Good luck with that.
• 1:28:41
  Testecleese: a Middle Eastern war-torn nation, you know what I mean?
• 1:28:44
  Brian McFadden: Not likely to happen.
• 1:28:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm like, oh, Dad, you're hot, and you have a sweet rifle.
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: Don't know if you realize, Brian, the IDF carries their weapon on them at all times.
• 1:28:56
  Brian McFadden: I have to.
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, even if they're off duty and they're out at the club with their buddies.
• 1:29:03
  Testecleese: They have their rifle strapped to their back.
• 1:29:05
  Brian McFadden: I never know when shit's gonna pop off.
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: Because of it, exactly. I was like… and that's what lets you know, it's like, holy shit.
• 1:29:12
  Brian McFadden: This is a real situation.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, you'd go to the nightclub.
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: Drinking some beers, dancing, and you see, like, two chicks and 3 dudes with these frickin', like.
• 1:29:25
  Testecleese: Obvious full sem… Full automatic rifle, you know?
• 1:29:35
  Testecleese: I mean, you don't see automatic weapons in the United States.
• 1:29:39
  Testecleese: Let alone at a bar.
• 1:29:43
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I remember…
• 1:29:46
  Brian McFadden: you know, move… traveling back through airports from Europe to the U.S, and you see automatic weapons all the time in the airports.
• 1:29:56
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:29:57
  Ron Pascoe: Francis Bigfoot now, too.
• 1:30:00
  Ron Pascoe: No, I was in Paris, mate. Even the bloody… I took the Eurostar from England to cross to,
• 1:30:05
  Ron Pascoe: France? Detroit?
• 1:30:08
  Ron Pascoe: As soon as you get up the station, mate, they're all armed bloody armed soldiers there now.
• 1:30:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:13
  Testecleese: Really?
• 1:30:14
  Ron Pascoe: Pick.
• 1:30:16
  Ron Pascoe: Walking around, semi-automatic machine guns and that, and the airport, when we flew from Paris to bloody Scotland.
• 1:30:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I have soldiers everywhere.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: And that's actually something that,
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: I know the NRA, the USCCA, and all these other gun clubs, organizations aren't gonna… Want to pick up.
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: But this isn't… right now, when this whole…
• 1:30:44
  Testecleese: NFA thing has been in turmoil. National Firearms Act has been in turmoil.
• 1:30:49
  Brian McFadden: and now you're deploying, essentially, troops into cities? Yeah. This is the time?
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: for the NRA to come out and say, you need to unban automatic weapons, because you're sending people into these cities.
• 1:31:04
  Testecleese: That might have an automatic rifle on that.
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: I need to be able to fight back against a tyrannical government. If you're gonna put soldiers in my city.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: But, it doesn't help fit their narrative as much, being on the Republican side of the aisle, because they want the National Guard in these cities.
• 1:31:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:31:25
  El Guapo: Well, usually City Day.
• 1:31:28
  El Guapo: I don't know, man, I think there's a lot of politicians involved with racketeering, with the…
• 1:31:33
  El Guapo: Criminals and shit, you know?
• 1:31:36
  Ron Pascoe: 100%. 100%, mate.
• 1:31:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what I think it is. Look at Antifa, I think Antifa's embedded with the fucking police in Portland.
• 1:31:45
  Testecleese: Oh, they definitely are. Not even necessarily definitely are, but either that or the police are just… Cowards?
• 1:31:52
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: Just have a job.
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: And aren't in service.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:32:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is why… this is why… so it's a failed state, it's a failed city.
• 1:32:09
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:32:10
  El Guapo: Disagree.
• 1:32:11
  Ron Pascoe: I would love.
• 1:32:12
  Testecleese: You need someone to enforce the laws, or why bother.
• 1:32:14
  El Guapo: That's why you send the National Guards, and I guess you have to just start all over again.
• 1:32:20
  Ron Pascoe: 100%. See, we're there during the Summer of Love. How many police stations were burned down?
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:32:24
  El Guapo: Not this summer, because he… We defund the fucking, he sheriff.
• 1:32:32
  El Guapo: What's it, USAID?
• 1:32:35
  El Guapo: And now, with the global shutdown, probably gonna keep fucking defunding all the… Green New Deal stuff.
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: Are you new to help?
• 1:32:44
  Ron Pascoe: Well, actually, didn't they… didn't they just knock one of those Green New Deals down when the shutdown happened?
• 1:32:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's about to start cutting stuff, you know, he got all the power. And I guess, the…
• 1:32:56
  El Guapo: I guess the… Rose Bond, I think? I forgot the name of the guy.
• 1:33:03
  El Guapo: he was the main architect, but the fucking front… front… front, the front row calling all the distraction was Elon Musk, the Dutch… Dodge team.
• 1:33:14
  El Guapo: And everybody was like, Doge. Yeah, so everybody's, like, attacking Eli, man, so, like, oh, he's gonna be the temporary. Like, once Eli left.
• 1:33:23
  El Guapo: The main character, the behind the scene, pulling all the string, was still there.
• 1:33:28
  El Guapo: So now that the fucking president got all the power to cut off funding, that that's gonna start doing, fucking destroying all the Democrats' toys and shit.
• 1:33:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, you show… you joined the show late, but we talked about it, there's gonna be… Trump's trying to do mass layoffs during this, shutdown.
• 1:33:46
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, so… no, lay out firing people. No, no more fucking…
• 1:33:52
  El Guapo: And then they're gonna take all the… the funding, or every fucking new green deal that has passed.
• 1:33:59
  El Guapo: So… He fucking win-win situation. They shut down the governor, he's gonna shut out, you know?
• 1:34:09
  El Guapo: Cut all this fucking farming stuff, all the stuff that the Democrats like.
• 1:34:15
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:34:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but it's true about anybody, but he does play 5B chess with everyone, doesn't he?
• 1:34:20
  El Guapo: I guess I'm trying ahead, like, because they're like, okay, we're gonna have an RC event in October.
• 1:34:26
  El Guapo: what was gonna happen then, and I think they were planning ahead of this, like, dude, there was, like, I think they planned this from the beginning, like, before, because when he got inaugurated, dude, the same day he was fucking posted,
• 1:34:41
  El Guapo: Pressure the Directive was the name of this fucking thing.
• 1:34:44
  Ron Pascoe: executive orders.
• 1:34:45
  El Guapo: Secular odors left and right, like, 120 in one day?
• 1:34:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yay!
• 1:34:51
  El Guapo: He should have got an auto pen, you know, pressed the button.
• 1:34:53
  Ron Pascoe: I still love that autopen picture of the bloody president.
• 1:34:58
  Brian McFadden: Everybody else has got their portrait on the White House lawn, except for Biden. He's got an auto pen.
• 1:35:05
  El Guapo: He's the fucking master.
• 1:35:07
  Brian McFadden: Another troll by, by, by Trump.
• 1:35:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:35:11
  El Guapo: I wanted to go find my sombrero and stuff for today, you know? I don't know, man, the Democrats gotta be like, hey, we need to regulate sobredos, fucking…
• 1:35:21
  Brian McFadden: We played the meme before you showed up, so…
• 1:35:24
  El Guapo: Oh, God.
• 1:35:25
  Ron Pascoe: But do you realize what he also.
• 1:35:26
  El Guapo: Dude, this is.
• 1:35:27
  Ron Pascoe: Teachings and forthrights.
• 1:35:28
  El Guapo: Dude, JJ Payne…
• 1:35:30
  Ron Pascoe: He's down there twice, 41st and 47th.
• 1:35:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, to the eye, yeah.
• 1:35:35
  Ron Pascoe: Having got one out there. Yeah.
• 1:35:37
  El Guapo: Dude, why right now? They fucking… they need to get a bunch of mariachis, go to the DNC, and go fucking play songs over there, or fuckin' mariachi nights and shit.
• 1:35:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, because they were… oh, they were okay, we fucking tackle Trump,
• 1:35:54
  El Guapo: Trump always checking out, remember? They had a taco trucks in front of the RNC and stuff like that? They were okay with that, but, oh, fucking Trump chair, I mean, oh, that fucking entire thing, they're fucking crying about it, like, god damn, man, how fucking low testosterone you got? Do you get offended by this shit?
• 1:36:12
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:36:14
  El Guapo: And JD Bears, like, they make fun of him, like, okay, cool, it's funny, whatever, you know, just move on. I wasn't laughing at about it when Trump shared this fucking meme, like, alright, whatever. And now they're fucking crying, but now stuff is, I find it hilarious, dude.
• 1:36:28
  El Guapo: Like, because you…
• 1:36:29
  Ron Pascoe: Listen, you wanted…
• 1:36:30
  El Guapo: Got it. Yeah.
• 1:36:31
  Ron Pascoe: Have you said anyone with Don't Fear the Reaper?
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: Surprise.
• 1:36:34
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, huh?
• 1:36:35
  Testecleese: Ryan, play that.
• 1:36:36
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, you've got to sleep.
• 1:36:37
  El Guapo: dog.
• 1:36:38
  Ron Pascoe: Bottest day to breathe here.
• 1:36:39
  Brian McFadden: I did it.
• 1:36:41
  Testecleese: Keep talking, guys.
• 1:36:42
  Ron Pascoe: This is delicious.
• 1:36:43
  Brian McFadden: Which one?
• 1:36:44
  Ron Pascoe: More kale. More kale.
• 1:36:45
  El Guapo: More cars than…
• 1:36:46
  Testecleese: The sombreros.
• 1:36:48
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:36:51
  Ron Pascoe: According to you one night.
• 1:36:53
  Brian McFadden: I gotta figure out where I had it, so…
• 1:36:56
  Testecleese: I have no idea what that music's called, either.
• 1:36:58
  El Guapo: The cucaracha?
• 1:37:00
  Testecleese: Google, right? Is that the cockroach?
• 1:37:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:07
  Testecleese: Where they come in, huh?
• 1:37:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, the cockroach, the cockroach, you can't walk anymore, because you are missing your principal leg.
• 1:37:18
  El Guapo: I guess so.
• 1:37:19
  Testecleese: I believe is what it translates to.
• 1:37:21
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:37:25
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:37:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, that…
• 1:37:28
  Brian McFadden: I got it, I got it, I got it.
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: Now I hear Luku Caraca, I was looking up Mexican hat dance, I was like, it's not the right song.
• 1:37:34
  Ron Pascoe: You've got to see this new one, guys. If you haven't seen it, you've got to watch this one.
• 1:37:39
  Testecleese: I'm just waiting for the ads to clear out. Oh, Brian's ready for a commercial this time!
• 1:37:45
  Brian McFadden: You think.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: Well, Brian's getting this ready.
• 1:37:50
  Testecleese: Perfect, perfect lead-up into that.
• 1:37:53
  Testecleese: the drug war.
• 1:37:55
  Testecleese: The war on drugs. We've blown up more and more drug boats.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: 2 in the last couple days, I believe.
• 1:38:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, one today, or something like that.
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, one a couple hours ago.
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: We're not putting up with this shit, I guess.
• 1:38:15
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:38:17
  El Guapo: This is what just…
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: How many do you need to pick off before… are we actually denting their inflow? Like, is it actually stopping their… what they're bringing in, or do they have a million more?
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: And if it is a million more, how many do we need to pick off in a short amount of time in such a horrific manner to get it to stop?
• 1:38:40
  El Guapo: I guess, into the stop, dude, they start running out of people.
• 1:38:44
  Ron Pascoe: You're only getting the runners, mate, you're not getting the manufacturers.
• 1:38:47
  Testecleese: Well, you don't have to hit a… you don't have to hit him all with a fucking missile, dude. Like, you could have hit him with a…
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: The 30 mil cannons, you know?
• 1:38:57
  Testecleese: Or even one 5-inch round. You didn't have to come by with an aircraft and drop a missile on them. So if…
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: If it's so many of them that just, holy crap, Shark and I's not gonna do it, why don't you just sink the vessels?
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: With, like, you know, lead rounds or tungsten rounds, and then arrest everybody.
• 1:39:16
  El Guapo: Well, then they…
• 1:39:19
  El Guapo: That means we have to take care of them, there's gonna be a whole prosecution, and just…
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the terrorists delivering drugs to the United States, that sounds like an easy death sentence.
• 1:39:30
  El Guapo: Dude, look at what's going on. We couldn't even with the poor people no more, we're fucking holding up with the ACL, ACL.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: Good point, because the guy… is the guy who shot McKinley.
• 1:39:42
  Testecleese: Was executed within 45 days.
• 1:39:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:39:46
  Testecleese: And California hasn't executed anyone, what, 25, 30 years?
• 1:39:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, now we fucking give, like, oh, let's let them out, you know? It's like, it's just eliminate it, fuck it.
• 1:39:57
  El Guapo: You know, I guess we could practice, like, maybe figure out, like, hey, what missile works best for this, what missile will work best for that?
• 1:40:05
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay, no, that's a fair point. We may be trying different things out to see how they react and how they…
• 1:40:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:12
  Testecleese: Our new weapons were.
• 1:40:13
  El Guapo: Okay, and let's not say, like, hey, how about this? This is, like, regular people, like, no, nobody can afford a fucking speedboat.
• 1:40:21
  El Guapo: From Venezuela right now.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, that does 139.
• 1:40:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, we no longer.
• 1:40:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, who does?
• 1:40:31
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 1:40:33
  Testecleese: I just ripped a bunch of theirs off.
• 1:40:35
  El Guapo: Like, why are we gonna bring these people in here and pay for our taxes to maintain our life for the rest of their life? Then it's probably gonna be hard to deport them, like, oh, well, they don't know where they're going, they don't speak the language no more, like… what the fuck, man?
• 1:40:50
  Brian McFadden: the next step.
• 1:40:51
  Testecleese: Brian, you got that, you got that.
• 1:40:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I wanted the same one, but I got a version of it, so… Computer done.
• 1:41:00
  El Guapo: Get it done.
• 1:41:01
  Testecleese: God.
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: Are you sharing? Oh, there you are.
• 1:41:05
  Ron Pascoe: My guy?
• 1:41:07
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Democrats anymore. We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit. Not even black people want to vote for us anymore. Even Latinos hate us. So we need new voters.
• 1:41:19
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And if we give all these illegal aliens free healthcare, we might be able to get them on our side so they can vote for us. They can't even speak English, so they won't realize we're just a bunch of woke pieces of sh- you know? At least for a while, until they learn English and they realize they hate us too.
• 1:41:40
  El Guapo: You know what, but, yeah.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: That's a work of art.
• 1:41:43
  El Guapo: JD Benz promised the meme's gonna.
• 1:41:45
  Brian McFadden: I know, we talked about this too, you going too late in the show.
• 1:41:50
  El Guapo: I'm sorry, dude, I got all this shit going on, but…
• 1:41:54
  Testecleese: This will not stop until morale improves.
• 1:41:58
  Brian McFadden: Until there is no more government shutdown, the means will not stop.
• 1:42:02
  El Guapo: Oh my god, they fucking… dude, right now, they need to fucking get some breados and go over there that, DNC, just start playing that shit, dude. Get my riachis and shit.
• 1:42:13
  Testecleese: you happen to catch, Timcast IRL last night, or Charlie Kirk, or Jack Visovic, or a whole bunch of other guys on YouTube?
• 1:42:23
  El Guapo: About what?
• 1:42:25
  Testecleese: Well, they all simulcast the same episode, when they all got together, well, Charlie Kirk. It was at TPUSA, our turning point.
• 1:42:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:42:35
  Testecleese: They all wore sombreros the whole episode.
• 1:42:38
  El Guapo: Oh, damn, no, I always sort of watch it. I may catch you later on.
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: So, yeah, it was funny, because Tim Pool had on his, his beanie with a sombrero on top of it the whole time.
• 1:42:47
  El Guapo: Dude, right now, Trump needs to come up with sobredo with a little fucking bandana on top of it? Say, Trump 2028.
• 1:42:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they're freaking out, you guys.
• 1:42:58
  Testecleese: Yay!
• 1:42:59
  Brian McFadden: They were, they were red balls?
• 1:43:00
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, excellent.
• 1:43:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:02
  Brian McFadden: Trump 2028 in the Oval Office.
• 1:43:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, I saw that, like, oh my god, that's so easy to trigger them, dude.
• 1:43:08
  Brian McFadden: So, where are we at in the war category?
• 1:43:11
  Testecleese: we kind of bounced around. We went… we started with the Heg, Seth, and Trump talking to the generals and admirals.
• 1:43:20
  El Guapo: Hmm…
• 1:43:20
  Testecleese: And basically, you're a bunch of fat fucks that's no good, and you gotta quit this woke identity politics garbage.
• 1:43:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, you got the view saying that Pete Hedges was fat-shaming.
• 1:43:34
  El Guapo: Okay, good. That's what we need. We need to bring shame back.
• 1:43:38
  Testecleese: Yes. You should be able to say, I feel bad because I did that thing.
• 1:43:44
  Testecleese: That's what shame is.
• 1:43:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:47
  Testecleese: Don't you shame me, it's like, hey, I can't make you feel bad.
• 1:43:52
  Testecleese: You just feel bad because, I looked at you funny.
• 1:43:55
  El Guapo: You know how bad it's shaming? It was like, I was watching The Flinkstone, dude, one time.
• 1:44:00
  Brian McFadden: They did fascinating on the footstones?
• 1:44:03
  El Guapo: Barney, Barney Marble, Barney called Fred, hey, you Fred.
• 1:44:07
  Brian McFadden: Rubble, his last name's Rubble. Get it right.
• 1:44:10
  El Guapo: Bonnie Rebel told Fred, like, hey, you're fat.
• 1:44:14
  El Guapo: I was, like, shocked, like… Dude!
• 1:44:17
  El Guapo: I was like, why am I shocked they call him fat, dude? This is one of the fucking 50s, 60 cartoons called Another Person Fat, you know? Like, back in the day, you were afraid about people, like, hey, you're fucking fat, dude.
• 1:44:30
  El Guapo: You cannot be like, oh, no, you're overweight. No, no, you look, big boned now, some shit like that now, instead of telling straight out, like, nude, you're fat.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: Big bulk.
• 1:44:41
  El Guapo: Big bones.
• 1:44:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, apparently, the war in Ukraine is not going well for Russia.
• 1:44:46
  Brian McFadden: Because Putin's just, ordered up a draft.
• 1:44:49
  Brian McFadden: Of 135,000 men to join the military. It's his largest draft in 9 years.
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: You know, I realize… In 9 years.
• 1:44:59
  Testecleese: So, what, when they took,
• 1:45:02
  Testecleese: Crimea was the last one that was bigger.
• 1:45:05
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: 9 years ago, right?
• 1:45:09
  El Guapo: You know the army and the Russian army, they don't got NCOs?
• 1:45:14
  Brian McFadden: What do I got?
• 1:45:15
  El Guapo: Privates, and after that, officers.
• 1:45:19
  Testecleese: Yes. No, that's actually…
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: one thing I've seen about why the United States military has worked so well, that most of the other allied nations have joined the same idea.
• 1:45:31
  Testecleese: And it was because one of the…
• 1:45:33
  Testecleese: American officer got picked off in World War I.
• 1:45:37
  Testecleese: It didn't leave a whole bunch of guys who had no idea what the fuck to do. There was another guy…
• 1:45:42
  Testecleese: Who knew enough of the job of the guy directly above him.
• 1:45:46
  El Guapo: If I was sick, I think occur.
• 1:45:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, that could take over, and by World War II.
• 1:45:52
  El Guapo: all the Allied nations had a similar layout.
• 1:45:56
  Testecleese: And…
• 1:45:57
  El Guapo: Is even the same thing with.
• 1:46:00
  Testecleese: Because it used to be, take out the officer. I mean, that isn't how the United States won their independence from the Great Britain, was snipers in the treeline picking off officers, and everyone else didn't know what to do anymore.
• 1:46:11
  El Guapo: Everybody, yeah, everybody who's wearing shiny shit.
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, you pick off an American officer, or at this point, any NATO nation officer, the unit will continue to operate.
• 1:46:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:46:25
  Testecleese: And you know what?
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: Dear God, let's hope it wasn't a Marine Corps officer you picked off, because now you just pissed off a bunch of Marines who don't have an officer to keep them in check.
• 1:46:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:46:36
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:46:36
  Brian McFadden: Coming for ya.
• 1:46:40
  Testecleese: but yeah, 135,000, like I said, 9 years, that sounds…
• 1:46:47
  Testecleese: It was after they took Crimea, if it was 9 years ago, right?
• 1:46:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:46:54
  Testecleese: Maybe in anticipation of conflict that didn't happen?
• 1:46:58
  Testecleese: I don't know. What did Russia do 9 years ago that might have required a larger draft?
• 1:47:04
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:47:06
  Ron Pascoe: Gross.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: Decades ago, when they got out of bloody Afghanistan, wasn't it?
• 1:47:10
  Ron Pascoe: That was back in the morning.
• 1:47:11
  Ron Pascoe: I hate it.
• 1:47:12
  Testecleese: got in. It was… the United States was in there for decades.
• 1:47:16
  Ron Pascoe: But you could do, right?
• 1:47:19
  Ron Pascoe: Oops.
• 1:47:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, they got their ass handed to them.
• 1:47:21
  Ron Pascoe: Dude, Afghanistan, yeah.
• 1:47:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's the funny thing.
• 1:47:24
  Ron Pascoe: I'll go, no.
• 1:47:25
  Testecleese: Here's the crazy thing about that, is the United States was helping the other side to stop Russia.
• 1:47:31
  Testecleese: Based on the Cold War. The other side was fucking Osama bin Laden.
• 1:47:37
  Testecleese: Not even kidding you that. We were actually, like, working with him, with the CIA.
• 1:47:41
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:47:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep. He was an asset.
• 1:47:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe we need to stop all this frickin' outreach garbage, because those are the guys that come in and attack us.
• 1:47:55
  Testecleese: Anyway… Booty.
• 1:47:59
  Testecleese: he's been warning about a new stage of escalation, and I understand what he means.
• 1:48:07
  Testecleese: We keep giving all these crazy weapons to Ukraine.
• 1:48:11
  Testecleese: Yep. And he specifically brought up these long-range missiles that are supposed to be able to strike Moscow.
• 1:48:18
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:48:20
  Testecleese: If this drone shit is real, if all… I swear to God I saw…
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: NATO nations, I think it was the United States and Canada, boarded a Russian ship.
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: Wish I could find it.
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, if this stuff is true, and these guys are flying over the borders, they're doing all this shit on purpose.
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: It seems like that they're testing the response.
• 1:48:47
  Testecleese: And how long it takes, you know?
• 1:48:49
  Brian McFadden: It's definitely those scenes with the drone strikes and stuff.
• 1:48:54
  Testecleese: And now we… but…
• 1:48:57
  Testecleese: It almost seems like Russia is saying they want to get into a war, but I think the last thing Russia needs right now is a war with NATO.
• 1:49:07
  Ron Pascoe: Well, he just called you guys quick.
• 1:49:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, that.
• 1:49:13
  Testecleese: I have been making a lot of comments on this show.
• 1:49:17
  Testecleese: Talking about individual anecdotes in the service.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: Brian and I are like, oh, wow, we lost another fucking helicopter in training, you know what I mean?
• 1:49:28
  Testecleese: But when it comes to real-time shit.
• 1:49:32
  Testecleese: Russia's not gonna understand what happened if they actually get into a hot conflict in the United States.
• 1:49:39
  Testecleese: I mean, they're using 50-year-old weaponry.
• 1:49:46
  Testecleese: Fuck, the United States just hit Iran.
• 1:49:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, you got rid of all our 50-year-old infantry stuff with, sent it to Ukraine.
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: Exactly. But, like, we just struck Iran a little, recently.
• 1:50:00
  Testecleese: And the entire world didn't fucking know until we told them.
• 1:50:06
  Testecleese: It's like, oh, we just flew, a couple… a handful of, F-35s with a B-10… a couple B-2s through here. Blew this shit up. Don't worry, you'll find out tomorrow.
• 1:50:18
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:50:22
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they were putting tanks together on the… when they're going into bloody Ukraine, weren't they?
• 1:50:26
  Ron Pascoe: Getting their stockpiled and bloody rebuilding tanks.
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah.
• 1:50:32
  Testecleese: We… we gave Ukraine a bunch of tags, because, like, oh, fuck, these things are 40 years old.
• 1:50:38
  Brian McFadden: No, NATO's buying them for them.
• 1:50:42
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:50:42
  Brian McFadden: NATO's buying the tanks from us to send over to Ukraine.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: Now.
• 1:50:47
  Brian McFadden: Thanks to President Trump.
• 1:50:50
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:50:51
  Testecleese: Exactly, that's help paying the replenishment.
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I think the last thing the world needs to see right now is NATO get involved in a conflict.
• 1:51:03
  Testecleese: It's just too large and powerful.
• 1:51:05
  Testecleese: what, what is it, 6, 7 countries have nuclear weapons on the planet?
• 1:51:16
  Testecleese: And I think all except for, two of them are NATO.
• 1:51:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:51:22
  Testecleese: We got France, Great Britain.
• 1:51:27
  Testecleese: The United States… India. Yeah, India, Pakistan, Russia. That's right, India and Pakistan are not NATO either, are they?
• 1:51:36
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:51:36
  Ron Pascoe: Nope.
• 1:51:38
  Testecleese: maybe Israel… I have no one's…
• 1:51:40
  Brian McFadden: Sorry, dude.
• 1:51:41
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:51:42
  Brian McFadden: Israel's not NATO.
• 1:51:43
  Testecleese: I know, but they say they're not nuclear, but…
• 1:51:47
  Testecleese: North Korea says they are, and I am more worried about an Israeli nuclear weapon than a North Korean nuclear weapon, you know?
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: Actually, no. So maybe half of all the nuclear
• 1:52:05
  Testecleese: armed nations are in NATO.
• 1:52:09
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:52:11
  Testecleese: But India and Pakistan aren't necessarily on Russia's side of any kind of conflict either, you know?
• 1:52:19
  Testecleese: Because they'll probably both look around and go, Ugh.
• 1:52:23
  Testecleese: these guys are probably gonna win, I wanna do business with the winners, you know?
• 1:52:27
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:52:29
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, India's watching their own backyard, mate. They're just going to place their own bets.
• 1:52:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. They showed that when they went in bloody…
• 1:52:37
  Ron Pascoe: They were going to go over Brixer at one stage.
• 1:52:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, India and the United Kingdom have a, long, entangled history.
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: To say the least.
• 1:52:52
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they are part of the Commonwealth in a way, India.
• 1:52:57
  Brian McFadden: No more of the wire.
• 1:52:58
  Testecleese: Do you think they're part of the Commonwealth? Are they? I thought they were officially, yet completely 100% independent.
• 1:53:04
  Ron Pascoe: No, they're part of the Commonwealth, because they participate in our Commonwealth games and that.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: Really? I thought for some reason they got out of that.
• 1:53:13
  Ron Pascoe: But they are, they're independent, but they're still part of the Commonwealth. It's like Canada's independent.
• 1:53:18
  Ron Pascoe: They're still part of the converse.
• 1:53:20
  Testecleese: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Canada here. This is something that I've been meaning to bring up for a long time. Don't know why I haven't. But Canada, fuck all y'all Commonwealthers, Canada was given back to the indigenous people by the king.
• 1:53:39
  Testecleese: Like, within the last several months.
• 1:53:44
  Ron Pascoe: Well, he can't do it by himself.
• 1:53:46
  Testecleese: Brian, I see if you can't find that, but the king, King Charles himself, came out and was talking about stolen land, it needs to be returned, etc, etc, etc, about Canada, and it sounded like he gave Canada back to the Indigenous people.
• 1:54:04
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they can't, because it's got to be a joint decision with the French.
• 1:54:09
  Testecleese: You can… I don't know what the fuck to tell ya!
• 1:54:14
  Testecleese: I'm certain it didn't count.
• 1:54:18
  Testecleese: Because he said it off the cuff?
• 1:54:20
  Testecleese: But… He was running his mouth about…
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: Indigenous peoples and that whole thing, and didn't realize that he was giving away Dude, God, if you're…
• 1:54:31
  Testecleese: Of all the people on the planet to not realize you've taken things from the rest of the world.
• 1:54:37
  Testecleese: The United Kingdom should realize they're the ones that took things from everyone, right?
• 1:54:42
  Testecleese: Is this it, Brian?
• 1:54:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:54:45
  El Guapo: Unless it was shelter.
• 1:54:47
  Testecleese: Here we go.
• 1:54:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: on the unceded territory of the Algonquin and the Shinabeg people.
• 1:54:54
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: This land acknowledgement is a recognition of shared history as a nation.
• 1:55:01
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: While continuing to deepen my own understanding.
• 1:55:05
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It is my great hope that in each of your communities, and collectively as a country.
• 1:55:12
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: A path is found toward truth and reconciliation.
• 1:55:16
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: In both word and deed.
• 1:55:22
  Ron Pascoe: He's optimistic.
• 1:55:23
  Ron Pascoe: He's optimistic that the Canadian government will come to the party.
• 1:55:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's not what I was thinking, I just…
• 1:55:32
  El Guapo: I think he's doing recognition and.
• 1:55:40
  Ron Pascoe: See, that's the thing with the king, the king can't just give it back, because there's also French involvement there as well, too.
• 1:55:45
  Testecleese: The French don't actually… Canada's not hot French, is it?
• 1:55:50
  Brian McFadden: Montreal.
• 1:55:51
  Ron Pascoe: conference.
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: Just because they speak French isn't.
• 1:55:53
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, good.
• 1:55:53
  Testecleese: French.
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're half French and half English, mate. They're the ones who founded those countries. How in the fuck do you do this?
• 1:56:01
  Ron Pascoe: Everything, everything that's written down is, by law, got to be French and English.
• 1:56:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is bullshit.
• 1:56:09
  Testecleese: Montreal is a bunch of fucking douchebags, for any of you that have never been there.
• 1:56:15
  Ron Pascoe: Western Canada is mainly English.
• 1:56:18
  Ron Pascoe: Are you excited?
• 1:56:20
  Ron Pascoe: It's the eastern side with Quebec and Montreal and all that.
• 1:56:23
  Testecleese: I know.
• 1:56:24
  Ron Pascoe: money, right?
• 1:56:25
  Testecleese: Oh, nice.
• 1:56:26
  Ron Pascoe: That's where I used to go play hockey.
• 1:56:29
  Testecleese: was up in Montreal, and they all friggin' thought you were a piece of shit because you didn't speak French. I'm like, I'm sorry, I am an American fucking citizen.
• 1:56:37
  Ron Pascoe: That's what it's like in France, too.
• 1:56:43
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:56:45
  Ron Pascoe: They look down their noses at you, mate if you don't attempt to talk in French.
• 1:56:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm here to spend a whole bunch of money.
• 1:56:52
  Testecleese: So that you guys don't have to have a real economy.
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: So, how about you don't take a dump on me, you know what I mean?
• 1:57:03
  Testecleese: I mean, the Canadian economy's a fucking joke, let's be real.
• 1:57:09
  Ron Pascoe: Right? You take Alberta out of it, they're fucked.
• 1:57:12
  Ron Pascoe: You get rid of that, better feel, very comfortable.
• 1:57:14
  Testecleese: 99% of what they sell is to the Americans.
• 1:57:18
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. If our bird becomes your 51st state, dear fuck, Canada.
• 1:57:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:57:25
  Testecleese: Couple provocons out there, filing, paperwork, doing all that. We'll…
• 1:57:32
  Testecleese: I didn't expect it to go anywhere.
• 1:57:35
  Testecleese: That would be wild, though, for me to get to see another star get put on the flag.
• 1:57:42
  Brian McFadden: And then the Taliban is in action again.
• 1:57:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, that…
• 1:57:48
  Brian McFadden: Cut off all internet access to, Afghanistan.
• 1:57:54
  Testecleese: Yeah… I'm not sure how much I necessarily believe or disbelieve.
• 1:58:03
  Testecleese: But Afghanistan's a HUGE piece of real estate.
• 1:58:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but there's no infrastructure like the United States, Australia, the UK type deal, you know, for internet.
• 1:58:21
  Brian McFadden: Basically, you need Starlink, or some other kind of, like…
• 1:58:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. Can't do Wi-Fi-based internet there, so it'll have to be Starlink.
• 1:58:30
  Testecleese: EarthNet.
• 1:58:35
  Testecleese: so Greta got picked up by Israel again.
• 1:58:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:58:40
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:58:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm good at the… And the funny thing is, there's… these were humanitarian…
• 1:58:47
  Brian McFadden: Aid missions with lots of humanitarian supplies on the boats.
• 1:58:52
  Brian McFadden: Guess what the Israeli found when they boarded the boats?
• 1:58:57
  El Guapo: Armament?
• 1:58:58
  Brian McFadden: No supplies.
• 1:58:59
  Testecleese: No food, no Medicaid, medical…
• 1:59:03
  Brian McFadden: Something that would help the guys and people out at all.
• 1:59:06
  El Guapo: So, so it's all…
• 1:59:07
  Testecleese: This was one big political stunt.
• 1:59:09
  El Guapo: Oh my god, this girl need to… dude, honestly, they need to rest her, and just…
• 1:59:15
  Testecleese: I must have at least packed it up with, like, penicillin and bandages.
• 1:59:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 1:59:20
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:59:22
  Testecleese: You didn't think they were gonna notice there was nothing to help anyone?
• 1:59:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:59:26
  El Guapo: There's, like…
• 1:59:28
  El Guapo: She's making too much… I mean, it's not… it's just too much stupid distractions, she's not controversial… she's gonna hurt herself.
• 1:59:37
  El Guapo: Doing this shit.
• 1:59:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:59:40
  Testecleese: She's stupid.
• 1:59:41
  El Guapo: she needs to get fucking… they're not gonna… whose would I take it? Because…
• 1:59:46
  El Guapo: That's really… she needs to put house arrest or something, though.
• 1:59:52
  El Guapo: Go fuckin' do care… like… do something else. The parents are fucking getting money out of her, dude.
• 1:59:59
  El Guapo: She's just a dummy.
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, they took their autistic kid out of high school and sent her sailing across the Atlantic Ocean.
• 2:00:07
  El Guapo: This is fucking manipulation to the finest, dude.
• 2:00:11
  Brian McFadden: And she couldn't use a motor because it was all about climate change.
• 2:00:14
  Testecleese: Well, that's the problem, though. She was on a carbon fiber boat that had, like, 4 other fucking ships right next to her, that followed her, in case something went wrong. She wasn't actually considered to die in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, you know that, right?
• 2:00:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know.
• 2:00:30
  El Guapo: I mean… Oh, you mean the fuckin'…
• 2:00:34
  Brian McFadden: Mediterranean, Ocean.
• 2:00:37
  Testecleese: Well, no, when she crossed… she crossed the Atlanta.
• 2:00:41
  Brian McFadden: UN meeting years ago.
• 2:00:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, when she, when she was, like, 17.
• 2:00:46
  Testecleese: Has to stop now! How dare you!
• 2:00:50
  El Guapo: No, no, but she could be screaming all she wants, whatever, but she's getting into a war zone, dude.
• 2:00:57
  El Guapo: She's gonna get hurt.
• 2:00:59
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, is she keeps fucking around, she's LARPing. Like, oh, this is fun and exciting.
• 2:01:05
  Testecleese: She doesn't understand that there are actual live weapons.
• 2:01:09
  El Guapo: People gonna… they're trying to kill each other, you know?
• 2:01:13
  Testecleese: No, what happens next when some Hamas crew
• 2:01:17
  Testecleese: friggin' hides and tries to make themselves look like some fucking Greta crew, right?
• 2:01:22
  El Guapo: But all of their boats have pulled explosives. Yeah.
• 2:01:27
  El Guapo: It just…
• 2:01:28
  Testecleese: Oh, just let him in! Boom.
• 2:01:31
  El Guapo: No.
• 2:01:33
  El Guapo: It's a one…
• 2:01:34
  El Guapo: This is what I said, she needs to be arrested, be house arrest, for at least 2-3 years, just to, you know, like, do something else, lady, go to…
• 2:01:44
  El Guapo: I don't know, go fucking plant the trees, you know? Go fucking… invent a new filter, air filter, water filter, something, you know?
• 2:01:53
  Ron Pascoe: And when she becomes unalised, there's gonna be some poor bastard defending their country that's gonna cop the blame.
• 2:01:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah. And, you know what? Fucking Elon Musk or Starlink saves so much money, because you don't have to rewire fucking wires on the ground.
• 2:02:07
  El Guapo: You get it from satellite, it's less fucking cable you have to put through the ground, less fucking… you could go almost anywhere you get Wi-Fi to your Starlink, and it's not a bad price, too, like, oh damn.
• 2:02:18
  El Guapo: You know?
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: Except you gotta launch a fucking satellite in orbit.
• 2:02:25
  El Guapo: Bye, yo.
• 2:02:27
  El Guapo: I mean, compared to the fucking wiring you have to do for fucking gay Wi-Fi…
• 2:02:33
  El Guapo: You know, throughout the city? Throughout all the cities?
• 2:02:37
  El Guapo: So, just directly… it's just like a satellite, you know, like, ca… TV satellite, you know?
• 2:02:45
  Testecleese: It is, that's exactly what it is.
• 2:02:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. And it's Wi-Fi. Internet, you know?
• 2:02:50
  Testecleese: not… I guess it is Wi-Fi, but that's not what people typically mean by Wi-Fi.
• 2:02:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, internet, basically.
• 2:02:59
  Testecleese: Israel apparently is claiming that a whole bunch of these boats were Hamas-made that were in her flotilla. I don't know how much of that, I believe.
• 2:03:08
  Testecleese: Israel is kind of famous for propaganda.
• 2:03:11
  El Guapo: This is what I'm saying, like, I just… this is why she needs to be arrested, get sent somewhere for a while.
• 2:03:18
  Brian McFadden: Marianna Sunder, she's the hero of the… God's the people.
• 2:03:24
  Ron Pascoe: Africa.
• 2:03:25
  El Guapo: Did I even know her?
• 2:03:27
  Brian McFadden: Attawada?
• 2:03:29
  Ron Pascoe: He's starting a line.
• 2:03:30
  El Guapo: No, like I said, like, somewhere she could be house arrest, you know, because they're not gonna house arrest her own country.
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: You can't… She would not take her. Send her to a corn farm.
• 2:03:42
  Testecleese: in Iowa.
• 2:03:45
  Testecleese: She will work on a corn.
• 2:03:47
  Ron Pascoe: My wife…
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: out.
• 2:03:51
  El Guapo: This is just… she's just more trouble than she's worth, dude.
• 2:03:55
  El Guapo: And their parents need to be arrested. Honestly, their parents need to be arrested because they're exploiting her.
• 2:04:01
  El Guapo: You know…
• 2:04:02
  Testecleese: Like I said, they took her out of high school as an autistic child.
• 2:04:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, but now's an adult, the steel splitting here.
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: Well, I made her sail around across the Atlantic Oceania.
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: And she said we need to stop… we need to stop fossil fuels now, not tomorrow. Now, I was like, do you know how many people would die overnight if we cut off fossil fuels? Boom. Worldwide right now.
• 2:04:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, she's fucking…
• 2:04:29
  Ron Pascoe: I'm driving.
• 2:04:29
  El Guapo: Like, I don't even know why we give her the time of day, dude. We need to just ignore her, you know?
• 2:04:34
  El Guapo: You know what, is she gonna… is she gonna get fucking killed by fucking Hamas fucking people? Let her, you know what? Hey, dumbass, that's what.
• 2:04:42
  Testecleese: Well, the problem is, she's only gonna get more and more pocket, because she's got that…
• 2:04:46
  El Guapo: Because we're giving that tension, they didn't usually know her, like, nobody.
• 2:04:50
  Testecleese: Well, all that, and she's got that Down syndrome face.
• 2:04:54
  El Guapo: That's what…
• 2:04:55
  Testecleese: But she's starting to grow… she's starting to grow tits.
• 2:04:58
  El Guapo: I had a HEMA haircut? Yeah.
• 2:05:00
  Ron Pascoe: So here it comes.
• 2:05:01
  Testecleese: haircut.
• 2:05:01
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, Dad.
• 2:05:02
  El Guapo: That's a…
• 2:05:03
  Ron Pascoe: But I've got to tell you the funny thing.
• 2:05:04
  El Guapo: I mean, she'd probably get more attention now, I mean, she go OnlyFans route, I'm just saying.
• 2:05:10
  El Guapo: I'm not saying she has to!
• 2:05:13
  El Guapo: I just said, she got…
• 2:05:15
  Ron Pascoe: The funny phrase.
• 2:05:17
  El Guapo: If you put it with me, my budget's $4.99, I probably do about a month, okay?
• 2:05:23
  Ron Pascoe: Probably. I must say I will.
• 2:05:25
  El Guapo: And not purple like that, just to verify.
• 2:05:29
  El Guapo: I'll do it for you guys, I'll be like, yeah, that's her.
• 2:05:33
  El Guapo: I'm doing.
• 2:05:35
  Ron Pascoe: If you go see that.
• 2:05:36
  El Guapo: I'll do it for you guys so you guys don't have to. I will sacrifice $5.
• 2:05:41
  Ron Pascoe: 20 bucks and 20 bucks.
• 2:05:42
  El Guapo: Five bucks is 5 bucks, okay?
• 2:05:45
  Brian McFadden: You're gonna shotgun a Foster's?
• 2:05:47
  El Guapo: Oh, God.
• 2:05:48
  Ron Pascoe: I'll check on a foster, see if she does.
• 2:05:51
  Ron Pascoe: But the funniest one was when it was when she tried to bloody ambush President Trump, and he walked past her, they put her in the corner, and you just walked past her,
• 2:05:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:06:02
  Ron Pascoe: It's so funny, the look on her face is priceless.
• 2:06:05
  Testecleese: I have no idea what's hard to do that.
• 2:06:07
  El Guapo: Tara, Tara, what's the name of that fucking girl?
• 2:06:12
  Ron Pascoe: Greatest Phillips. Shoot, he's a guy.
• 2:06:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, well, she went to the UN, and then she went to go somewhere, and Trump all fucking people, like…
• 2:06:20
  Ron Pascoe: able to trump?
• 2:06:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, push it to the side, get the fuck out of the way, Trump is coming back. You are not born enough.
• 2:06:27
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she was kind of evil, she's confronting questions and that.
• 2:06:31
  Ron Pascoe: And a couple of the old Secret Service companies right in the corner. And the look on her face and Trump's just whipped past, waving everywhere.
• 2:06:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:06:40
  Ron Pascoe: It was processed.
• 2:06:42
  Testecleese: Any of this other leftovers you want to talk about, Brian?
• 2:06:44
  Brian McFadden: Mmm…
• 2:06:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, can you…
• 2:06:49
  Ron Pascoe: Digital IDs, boys.
• 2:06:50
  Testecleese: So, oh, Eric Bundami…
• 2:06:55
  El Guapo: Eric Adams and Sora Madami, he was fucking pissed because fucking Eric Adam dropped, so that means,
• 2:07:05
  El Guapo: What's what Como made win.
• 2:07:07
  Brian McFadden: No, he won't.
• 2:07:09
  El Guapo: You don't think so?
• 2:07:10
  El Guapo: The team and done.
• 2:07:11
  Testecleese: I'm totally sorry.
• 2:07:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, because Silva is… Curtis Silva, the Republican, still in the race, so…
• 2:07:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he's not… he's not in the fucking… well, you know what? I don't believe the polls. You know what? You're right. I should not believe the polls. We fucking… they lied to us. They told us Kamala Harris' gonna be president.
• 2:07:28
  El Guapo: And there, and…
• 2:07:29
  Brian McFadden: But I did see an article that, a lot of Giuliani's staff…
• 2:07:35
  Brian McFadden: Had come out in support of, Como.
• 2:07:40
  El Guapo: Giuliani staff?
• 2:07:43
  Ron Pascoe: I heard it.
• 2:07:43
  El Guapo: And Cuomo, so Cuomo's gonna win?
• 2:07:47
  Testecleese: Mom.
• 2:07:47
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to put… they're trying to make it so Como wins, so…
• 2:07:51
  Brian McFadden: New York doesn't have a socialist run on the.
• 2:07:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're gonna have Grammar Killer?
• 2:07:58
  Testecleese: It's too late, they should have done this months ago.
• 2:08:01
  El Guapo: Hmm…
• 2:08:04
  Testecleese: You guys, you had to make this fight, and now you're gonna end up with a communist who has no idea what's going on. He wants to help the poor while he's a wealthy man living in, rent-stabilized…
• 2:08:16
  Ron Pascoe: Housing, you know?
• 2:08:18
  El Guapo: You know, okay, okay, let me go back to, like, years ago, when I said, I remember years ago, when I mentioned to you guys, I wish Hillary Clinton would have won.
• 2:08:28
  El Guapo: so that America would get a fucking black eye, learn his lesson, and went back to Trump.
• 2:08:33
  Brian McFadden: This has happened in New York over and over.
• 2:08:35
  El Guapo: No, no, no, this…
• 2:08:36
  Brian McFadden: Never learn.
• 2:08:37
  El Guapo: Listen!
• 2:08:38
  Brian McFadden: with shitty people.
• 2:08:39
  El Guapo: Listen.
• 2:08:39
  Testecleese: He's learned his lesson, is what he's about to say.
• 2:08:41
  El Guapo: But I said, we got Biden office, we got a fucking black eye, we're like, you know what? Fuck the Democrats, and now they're fucking losing the popular vote. And I think New York needs this fucking lesson. Let it fucking go communist, right?
• 2:08:55
  Brian McFadden: They've already had this lesson numerous times, they don't learn!
• 2:08:58
  El Guapo: No, dude!
• 2:08:59
  Testecleese: Yo, dude, yo, dude!
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: Chicago has been Democrat-led for over 100 years.
• 2:09:05
  Brian McFadden: Look at it now.
• 2:09:06
  El Guapo: No, but…
• 2:09:07
  Brian McFadden: National Guard in there.
• 2:09:09
  Testecleese: And they're not gonna learn. They're not gonna go, oh, maybe it's the way we're voting. They're gonna blame everything else instead of saying, maybe I should change something I'm doing.
• 2:09:20
  Brian McFadden: I ain't just sad, but he's right.
• 2:09:23
  El Guapo: You know what, I think Thomas Jefferson was right.
• 2:09:27
  El Guapo: Through your liberty.
• 2:09:30
  Testecleese: Are you Italian?
• 2:09:32
  Testecleese: Alright, hang on a minute.
• 2:09:34
  El Guapo: You know what I'm gonna do?
• 2:09:35
  Testecleese: Yes. Basically, you're saying the Tree of Liberty needs to be watered, occasionally watered by the blood of tyrants and, patriots alike.
• 2:09:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:09:45
  Testecleese: I'm not asking about a civil war.
• 2:09:49
  El Guapo: I'm not asking for it, but this is the way it's gonna be. It just… It's a cycle. It's a vicious cycle, I guess.
• 2:09:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, but we're not gonna see another 1860s-style Civil War.
• 2:10:00
  El Guapo: It's gonna be different. It's gonna be different.
• 2:10:02
  Testecleese: No, it's gonna be like every other civil war on the planet. It's gonna be bomb, you're gonna go turn on… you're gonna get up, make your breakfast, right?
• 2:10:09
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 2:10:10
  Testecleese: You're frying your eggs up, Turn the TV on.
• 2:10:14
  Testecleese: And you hear about a bomb that went off an hour away from where you live.
• 2:10:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:10:18
  Testecleese: And 6 people killed.
• 2:10:21
  Testecleese: And then a gunfight where 4 more people were killed.
• 2:10:26
  Testecleese: And you go, oh, wow, that's terrible.
• 2:10:29
  El Guapo: Yeah. That's gonna be the Civil War.
• 2:10:32
  El Guapo: Well, we're talking about Civil War, I know you guys went over fuckin', the fuckin' D8 running from here in Virginia.
• 2:10:39
  El Guapo: About the speed limit, and shit like that.
• 2:10:42
  Brian McFadden: Reckless driving?
• 2:10:44
  El Guapo: Yes, he got a… you hear about the latest news?
• 2:10:47
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:10:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, why, why is reckless driving a thing and not the frickin', plot to assassinate, political…
• 2:10:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, so now…
• 2:10:57
  Testecleese: Official.
• 2:10:58
  El Guapo: I was like, where the f-.
• 2:10:59
  Testecleese: Oh, please!
• 2:10:59
  El Guapo: Dude, would this shit need to come by September Surprise, instead of September, October Surprise.
• 2:11:03
  Testecleese: over the right there.
• 2:11:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, because now we have early voting since the 19th of September.
• 2:11:09
  Brian McFadden: You already voted?
• 2:11:10
  El Guapo: No, not yet, I haven't got time.
• 2:11:14
  El Guapo: You know?
• 2:11:16
  Brian McFadden: Alright, I got a couple more things I want to cover real quickly.
• 2:11:18
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 2:11:19
  Testecleese: There's at least one I want to talk about.
• 2:11:21
  Brian McFadden: The Supreme Court has let the Trump administration hold back $4 billion in foreign aid.
• 2:11:28
  El Guapo: Good.
• 2:11:29
  Testecleese: Yeah… I'm not sure exactly what that means, like…
• 2:11:38
  Testecleese: I know it means $4 billion, but, like, What happened, why…
• 2:11:45
  Testecleese: Because… you know what I mean?
• 2:11:46
  El Guapo: Up at his discretion.
• 2:11:51
  Testecleese: The president doesn't get to decide to spend how… how to spend the United States tax-based dollar.
• 2:11:56
  El Guapo: No, no, the Congress, I think, approved it, and he has the budget management office, or Treasury.
• 2:12:02
  El Guapo: I had to be like, okay, this goes here, this goes there, and, like, he just, like, nope.
• 2:12:08
  El Guapo: Because he's the secretar, he takes care of international…
• 2:12:12
  Testecleese: Yes. No, yeah, exactly. He executes the law.
• 2:12:16
  Testecleese: If the law is, you're spending this much money, because that's what Congress said, you know, Congress controls the purse rings, how does the president get to say, no, I'm not going to?
• 2:12:28
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 2:12:30
  Brian McFadden: My other, my other article is, Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air! Hallelujah!
• 2:12:36
  El Guapo: While he's listening.
• 2:12:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, good!
• 2:12:38
  Brian McFadden: He's already lost 64% of the audience.
• 2:12:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, because…
• 2:12:43
  Brian McFadden: It showed up in the spot… rating spike.
• 2:12:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, because… What the hell are you gonna say, you know?
• 2:12:50
  Brian McFadden: He didn't say shit.
• 2:12:51
  El Guapo: No, no, no, like, after, when he got back, like, okay, he gonna.
• 2:12:54
  Brian McFadden: I know, he didn't apologize, he didn't say shit.
• 2:12:57
  El Guapo: No, I didn't like his fucking… I didn't like his apology, he was an apology. He didn't say, I'm sorry.
• 2:13:02
  Brian McFadden: No, he wasn't, he was not. Sorry.
• 2:13:04
  El Guapo: No, you know that, so it's bullshit.
• 2:13:06
  Testecleese: He said he was sorry if you are stupid and misunderstood what he said.
• 2:13:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's all.
• 2:13:13
  Brian McFadden: So you're stupid!
• 2:13:15
  El Guapo: I didn't fucking watch it, like, I heard afterwards, like, because I didn't want to get the rating.
• 2:13:21
  Testecleese: I wanted to bring up this little thing.
• 2:13:24
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 2:13:25
  Testecleese: Mark Carney.
• 2:13:27
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 2:13:29
  Testecleese: The Canadian Prime Minister.
• 2:13:31
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 2:13:32
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 2:13:32
  Brian McFadden: I'll forget about the Canadian Prime Minister, I don't know who it is, I just…
• 2:13:37
  Testecleese: Mark Garn.
• 2:13:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know, but I mean, now I know, but I did not know it, because, you know, I used to use Trujo, but…
• 2:13:46
  Testecleese: That was the last guy.
• 2:13:48
  Testecleese: He's getting ready to sit down with the President of the United States once again.
• 2:13:52
  El Guapo: -Oh…
• 2:13:54
  Testecleese: to figure out this tariff thing, and he's been a bitch about this, because most of our trading allies with the United States have already come to an agreement, and Canada's still paying insanely low tariffs compared to everyone else.
• 2:14:07
  El Guapo: Oh, really?
• 2:14:09
  Testecleese: Because they're Canada.
• 2:14:11
  El Guapo: Okay, you know what, Trump? I…
• 2:14:14
  El Guapo: He talks a big game, but he needs to have buzzer still. Honestly.
• 2:14:18
  Testecleese: No, no, he still… you still got a tariff on that, on the…
• 2:14:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:14:21
  Testecleese: But he also made a deal with them in his first term in office.
• 2:14:25
  Testecleese: Like, the United States of Mexico and Canada, trade out.
• 2:14:29
  El Guapo: But they fucking, yeah, the rest of them are the fucking traded basically inaccurate.
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, USMAC or something like that?
• 2:14:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, I forgot what it was, yeah.
• 2:14:38
  Testecleese: But, anything that…
• 2:14:40
  Testecleese: was still within the regulations of that agreement. He did not apply a tariff to at all.
• 2:14:47
  El Guapo: Sounds legit, yeah, you know, he could.
• 2:14:49
  Testecleese: We had an agreement, we were still doing it, that sounds fair. I was like, okay, that sounds fair to me.
• 2:14:53
  El Guapo: Before him, before us, you know, yeah, I understand, yeah.
• 2:14:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, Carnie's gonna come sit down and discuss this again, because…
• 2:15:03
  Testecleese: They have made the wrong cho- wrong decision so many times on this.
• 2:15:08
  El Guapo: You know…
• 2:15:09
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, I read an article today that I shared in here. It says, Detroit auto stocks jump on report of tariff relief for U.S. vehicles, and this confuses me.
• 2:15:21
  Testecleese: Because tariffs only apply to imported goods, so Detroit
• 2:15:27
  Testecleese: Made stuff should not be applicable to a tariff outside of stuff that they purchase for their operation, right?
• 2:15:36
  El Guapo: I think because… Because right now, Ford was being built in Mexico for, I don't know.
• 2:15:44
  Brian McFadden: Some of the… some of their stuff, but not everything.
• 2:15:47
  El Guapo: Whoa.
• 2:15:48
  Testecleese: No, they're trying… and actually, exactly what Trump said, and what everyone was hoping for, was Detroit would come back to life and be a major hub again, right?
• 2:15:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:15:58
  Testecleese: And it looks like people are actually starting to open these factories back up. Yeah. Because of the tariffs.
• 2:16:05
  Testecleese: This might actually work.
• 2:16:08
  Testecleese: Which is amazing, because this shit never works, these crazy ideas, you know what I mean?
• 2:16:12
  El Guapo: What do you mean, tariffs?
• 2:16:14
  Testecleese: no, like, I have a crazy idea, and…
• 2:16:19
  Testecleese: Okay, let's impose tariffs on, foreign automobiles.
• 2:16:24
  Testecleese: hoping that makes people want to build automobiles in the United States, so they go move into the factories that are already there in Detroit. Like, yeah, it makes sense, but like…
• 2:16:35
  Testecleese: there's a thousand other ways this could've played out, you know what I mean?
• 2:16:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but…
• 2:16:40
  El Guapo: I said to them, you wouldn't give the window to another company to, like, you know what? I mean, honestly, I don't know why fucking Mars didn't come out with a, you know what? Let me build a fucking gas-powered engine, like, you know, vehicle, and fucking sell both.
• 2:16:55
  El Guapo: Why not, you know?
• 2:16:57
  El Guapo: Because I don't want battery power vehicle.
• 2:17:01
  Testecleese: What, what, what?
• 2:17:03
  Ron Pascoe: You've got to look at the bigger picture, too, with these tariffs. It's not just like, we'll come back and we'll build cars here, it's all the parts that go with it.
• 2:17:10
  Ron Pascoe: When they're processing all the parts, the spare parts, every part that goes into a car.
• 2:17:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:17:15
  Ron Pascoe: look, and they say it's all in America now, so you're creating even more jobs on top of more jobs.
• 2:17:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's actually a… like you said, it's the, the semiconductor issue, the microchips?
• 2:17:28
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 2:17:29
  Testecleese: They're all coming out of Taiwan.
• 2:17:31
  Testecleese: and anyone on the planet who's making these semiconductors for micro, computer chips, microchips, the United States is not tariffing their semiconductors.
• 2:17:42
  El Guapo: For that exact reason, was…
• 2:17:44
  Testecleese: Until we can build an infrastructure to build some, these chips, We're not gonna tax them.
• 2:17:51
  El Guapo: I mean, I understand that, like, you cannot tear up… okay, we cannot tear up bananas, because we don't fucking grow bananas in the United States. It's impossible because of the climate, you know?
• 2:18:01
  Testecleese: Outside of a small area in Florida.
• 2:18:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I say, if you're gonna tear up apples, I understand, because we could grow apple all the way up to New England, you know?
• 2:18:12
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, New England apples are the best apples.
• 2:18:14
  El Guapo: So that's what I said, that would be fucking dumbest thing.
• 2:18:17
  Testecleese: To do it.
• 2:18:17
  El Guapo: to tear up apples.
• 2:18:19
  Testecleese: I just went out and picked some apples today in my front yard.
• 2:18:24
  Testecleese: Oh my god, these apples, they were half the size of a… they were bigger than a baseball, how's that?
• 2:18:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I was… what I was saying, going with it, that… Are we gonna tear meat?
• 2:18:37
  El Guapo: to… from Brazil, why can't we grow fucking meat in the United States, you know, cattle, you know, stuff like that. Because right now, we need to tear off fucking Brazil meat. Brazil is fucking competitive to fucking Florida. Oh yeah, by the way, Florida's a lot of import… I mean, export of cattle, too.
• 2:18:56
  El Guapo: You know?
• 2:18:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, we shouldn't be doing that in Florida, and I… don't get me wrong.
• 2:18:59
  Testecleese: people can do what they want to do, but this better place… Florida has better things it can do than cattle, if we can do cattle.
• 2:19:05
  El Guapo: No, there's a lot of cowboys, this has been going on for years. Same thing with the avocado, I think avocados should be growing in Florida, too.
• 2:19:14
  El Guapo: Because, avocado, they absorb a lot of water, and… Our floor is mostly swampland.
• 2:19:22
  El Guapo: You know… That's just.
• 2:19:25
  Ron Pascoe: No, Mike's confidence.
• 2:19:26
  Ron Pascoe: Same as cotton. Cotton uses a lot of water.
• 2:19:32
  Ron Pascoe: cotton.
• 2:19:34
  Ron Pascoe: Walnuts, they use a lot of water.
• 2:19:36
  El Guapo: Walnut?
• 2:19:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, cotton. Gotta use a lot of water to grow that.
• 2:19:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what California… California was absorbing a lot of water for the.
• 2:19:47
  Ron Pascoe: Almonds.
• 2:19:48
  El Guapo: That's why…
• 2:19:48
  Ron Pascoe: Downs as well.
• 2:19:50
  Brian McFadden: They're saving all their money for the fish.
• 2:19:53
  El Guapo: Oh, that's fuckin' excuse to fuckin'… Dick?
• 2:19:57
  Brian McFadden: I think that's our shit.
• 2:19:58
  El Guapo: California could be flooded with water if they wanted to from all the snow.
• 2:20:03
  El Guapo: Fuckin'… Coming from the north, too, but they… poor management. They just… it's just management, too.
• 2:20:10
  El Guapo: It's board management, that's what is going on in California.
• 2:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:20:15
  Brian McFadden: for your loop.
• 2:20:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Newsom's gonna be the next president of the United States.
• 2:20:18
  Testecleese: No.
• 2:20:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: No. No.
• 2:20:21
  Brian McFadden: Brian, if that becomes true, I would go punch in your face one day. That means I'll get to see you again sometime in person.
• 2:20:30
  El Guapo: Oh, dude, you were… What, you missed me already?
• 2:20:34
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:20:35
  El Guapo: Oh, we need to hang out, get some drinks.
• 2:20:37
  Ron Pascoe: I'll drink a care to Foster's see if that happens.
• 2:20:41
  El Guapo: Oh my god, baby!
• 2:20:42
  Brian McFadden: No, no! That's our shit!
• 2:20:50
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.