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Episode 23: Fred, Again · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: H good man, Tom, how are you keeping this week?
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Speaker 2: Lord?
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Speaker 3: Were you able to see me through the cloud of
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Speaker 3: dust that just fell out of my hair? I take
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Speaker 3: I've taken to washing outdoors now like a dog. That's
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Speaker 3: where I'm at now. I'm like Jared, I'm washing outdoors
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Speaker 3: and that's dusty dusty. I sent you a picture from
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Speaker 3: the car on the way down from the site, just
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Speaker 3: to let you know. Do you know it's nearly like
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Speaker 3: a fellow coming up to the wife late, but you've
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Speaker 3: got a bunch of flowers. Sorry, Jared, but touch late.
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Speaker 3: But look at I've covered.
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Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not saying you're dusty. I'm not
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Speaker 1: saying you're dusty Tom, But you look like you're in
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Speaker 1: a cartoon fight. Do you know, Like do you know,
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Speaker 1: like say, bugs Bunny may be in a fight with
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Speaker 1: issemite Sam, but like there was such a scrap going
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Speaker 1: on that bugs Bunny could like step away from it
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Speaker 1: and your smit Sam had just be fighting himself in
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Speaker 1: a big cloud.
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Speaker 3: It's still a tornado and sparks and there to fly.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the most, everybody, You're welcome along to the Tom
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Speaker 1: and Jerry's show. I am Jerry McBride. That's tomol money
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Speaker 1: over there. How are you keeping Paul? What has he
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Speaker 1: so dusty?
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Speaker 3: Lab labin like crazy? Look at it? Do you know
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Speaker 3: what this is going to annoy? Youre right? And I
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Speaker 3: know we did our ASMR a couple of weeks ago
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Speaker 3: when I was rubbing my hands and didn't the mic
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Speaker 3: just isn't set up for I had to cut a
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Speaker 3: little bit of architraven for a little MIDI project the
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Speaker 3: other last night, side construction project, side construction project for
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Speaker 3: another thing, and this all is I would lie it
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Speaker 3: needs it needs replacing on the skill set and it
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Speaker 3: lefted a bit rough edged where and you know a
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Speaker 3: little one paper would sort it out. Swear to god,
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Speaker 3: jer I just rubbed it with my head. It actually
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Speaker 3: came up perfectly fine. I stopped myself midway on. I'm
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Speaker 3: supposed to be a stand up comedian. My hand is
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Speaker 3: not supposed to be like this. But don't worry. When
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Speaker 3: it's all over, it would revert back to the same
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Speaker 3: no doubt it has done in the past, and they
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Speaker 3: will come back. But right now they're looking like well,
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Speaker 3: extremely badly. But when I look directly at him, I
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Speaker 3: don't feel their mind if you know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: But I have to say it time before we get
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Speaker 1: into the show proper. I had a dirty hand at
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Speaker 1: the weekend there. Yeah, yeah, I had it down drain
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Speaker 1: outdoor drade and out door draining, a rain water, not
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Speaker 1: a not a swergage train, just a rain water. And
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Speaker 1: it was blocked. It was my own was over me
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Speaker 1: in law's house. The train was blognized as that.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 1: I tried to stay right with everybody.
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Speaker 3: Stand back, watch Jerry, did you did you break out
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Speaker 3: a load? Did you get a couple of codes? Some
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Speaker 3: safety tape around you? But the goggles I should have done.
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Speaker 2: Know.
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, this is why I'm back on the
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Speaker 1: health and safety train because I went into it with
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Speaker 1: no gloves or not no one me because it was
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Speaker 1: only ever going to be stones and get like not
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, not human fluent. It wasn't that type of
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Speaker 1: about it.
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Speaker 3: The odd dead mouser or whatever.
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Speaker 1: No, there was something in the ton. Now we couldn't
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Speaker 1: identify it, but it looked like some sort of plaster
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Speaker 1: or some such like you'd swear if you knew no
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Speaker 1: badly It's where someone came in and poured like plaster
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Speaker 1: of Paris down into the drain. Now, I could appreciate
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Speaker 1: that being done on my house, but not there.
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Speaker 3: When was their house last touched with a bit of plaster?
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Speaker 1: Oh not recently.
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Speaker 3: So again this is a postal. Where the hell this
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Speaker 3: came from? Yeah, that could be down there this long.
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Speaker 3: I've couple cross situations people got it's only just started
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Speaker 3: overflowing where people have gotten like they'd have a two
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Speaker 3: year coins worth of a foorage pipe left because some
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Speaker 3: bollocks washed his bucket of paid slash ye skipped out
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Speaker 3: the take it before you know it, And they've only
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Speaker 3: ever had a shy train but it's been full of
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Speaker 3: out skim or something for thirty years.
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Speaker 1: That's that's that's very any rate. I went at it
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Speaker 1: for about half an hour and I got it clear.
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Speaker 1: And it was only then that I sort of asked myself, Now,
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Speaker 1: now we weren't trying to unclog this with drain on
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Speaker 1: blocker at any stage, right, Oh yeah, we're a couple
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Speaker 1: bottles of it, right, okay?
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Speaker 3: Which are okay? Yeah you should have word yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: you know that stuff Willy through boat like you know
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Speaker 3: that's like, oh, have.
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Speaker 1: A Freddy Krueger hand yeah, more so than usual.
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well that's where I would say, yeah, okay,
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Speaker 3: all right, Yeah I was here.
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Speaker 1: I was like, I was like Arnold, didn't Terminator too.
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Speaker 1: I was just like holding up my arm and the
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Speaker 1: whole skin came off on it, just metal skeleton underneath.
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Speaker 3: It there at the kitchen table, and you're you're in
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Speaker 3: a pair just like Miles Dice and his missus is like,
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Speaker 3: this would be very carefull.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to derail the show this early, Tom,
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Speaker 1: But couldn't the Terminator have proved this point by cutting
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Speaker 1: off the skin on one finger, not his arm from the.
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Speaker 3: Whole glove didn't have to come off. But I think
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Speaker 3: they blew the budget and that bit went. This is
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Speaker 3: the bit.
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Speaker 1: This is the bit, well, Tom, speaking of blow on
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Speaker 1: the budget.
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Speaker 3: My man, you are comedyed, loud and clear. Jar I
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Speaker 3: just have to tell you, but yeah, you're right talking
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Speaker 3: about blowing the budget.
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Speaker 1: Sorry.
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Speaker 3: I know you're excited, you're excited, but.
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Speaker 1: Geez, this bit of news, now, this bit of news
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Speaker 1: as well, let's get into it, folks. Okay, we can't
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Speaker 1: just yeah, we got to introduce the segment first. As
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Speaker 1: you know, we talk each week about the big news,
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Speaker 1: and boy is it big news this week. Tom. It's
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Speaker 1: a it's a it's a new Hickey. So let's get
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Speaker 1: into what we call the weekly what have you. This
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Speaker 1: is a very complicated case, mad, you know, a lot
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Speaker 1: of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of what
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Speaker 1: have you, and a lot of strands to keep in
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Speaker 1: my head.
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Speaker 3: Man, my God, Almighty Jerry McBride, this one rightly right
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Speaker 3: killed my feathers. We've had a few down the line
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Speaker 3: from and everybody has a wig about their government and
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Speaker 3: what not and how their inipness and stuff. But this
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Speaker 3: week we got another kind of artie flip flop story,
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Speaker 3: but way more severe, and I don't think people people
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Speaker 3: are taking it seriously. Which would be our our piece
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Speaker 3: of construction was completed at our government head off.
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Speaker 1: Of this our houses of Parliament House the.
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Speaker 3: Parliament, if you will, doll airn they built at Leinster House.
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Speaker 3: It's on is it NASA? Is that NASA road or yeah?
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Speaker 1: Started there, but train a person you'll find it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly stood in place and they put in a
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Speaker 3: bike shelter, Yes, a bike shelter there for eighteen bikes
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Speaker 3: as all because they obviously calculated and said, look, we've
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Speaker 3: got a few hundred people working in here, but sure,
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Speaker 3: look at we are trying to promote green and everything,
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Speaker 3: so let's go full eighteen bikes in there, and eighteen
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Speaker 3: bikes the jerry and that's great fire place, Tim. They
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Speaker 3: put it in there a whole lot. I mean, I'm
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Speaker 3: guessing they had some sort of bike scenario there before prior.
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Speaker 1: You know, you know, you couldn't just change your bike
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Speaker 1: to the railings at the front. I've tried. They'll they'll
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Speaker 1: come along and cut that off.
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Speaker 3: They will, they will, they will do it. Now, this
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Speaker 3: isn't for the public. Now, this is for them.
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Speaker 1: Our elected representatives.
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Speaker 3: To our elective representatives. Did they get a quipping every
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Speaker 3: so often if I was on a regular enough basis?
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Speaker 3: Don't they? And they rightly show this week, Tom rightly
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Speaker 3: so when you see the carry on and what went on,
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Speaker 3: whoever signed off of it? Because with the bill that
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Speaker 3: came through for an eighteen bike bike, shd hold on
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Speaker 3: to your hundred punds of people you might have seen.
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Speaker 3: So I know, we hear about you know, the deep
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Speaker 3: state in America getting rid of seven trillion dollars and
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Speaker 3: stuff like that. On black ops and everything else. And
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Speaker 3: that's your own business. But I can tell you what.
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Speaker 1: That that's your own business.
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Speaker 3: Three hundred and sixty odd thousand and.
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Speaker 1: Some change, three hundred and party six plus was it three?
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Speaker 1: I don't out plus that on top of that time?
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Speaker 3: So yeah, ah, shure, listen, this is all we got
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Speaker 3: told her was three hundred. The shame, the shame of that,
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Speaker 3: like of three. You know it's to come out, so
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Speaker 3: as a like three hundred, that's damn near. What's that?
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Speaker 3: It's gotta be like seventeen grand bike? Is it?
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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you one thing, Tom, all right now,
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Speaker 1: when I heard they'd overspent on a bike shed as
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Speaker 1: so as I initially heard it, it was a bike shed,
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Speaker 1: and I was like, well, you know, you build a
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Speaker 1: closed enclosed area like a garage or some such, you're
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Speaker 1: going to run up a bill. No, Tom, this is
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Speaker 1: like a bus shelter. Yeah, this is like open on
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Speaker 1: both sides of bus shelter. You say it'll fit eighteen bikes,
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Speaker 1: but you know yourself, like you know, you'll probably cram
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Speaker 1: about thirty six you know away double r PBRH.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's neither here nor there, Tom, it's got eighteen.
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Speaker 3: Uh loop loops. It's not.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you keep every time you look at it, you
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Speaker 1: think it's gonna be something fancy. There's gonna be some
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Speaker 1: automated There'll be some sort of on the ground sort
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Speaker 1: of you know, the sort of pop up bike shelters
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Speaker 1: that you see there. Because Leinster Houses is you know,
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Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's too it's too little of a
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Speaker 1: statement to say that it's a listed building. It's the
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Speaker 1: listed building. You can't just nail ship on the outside
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Speaker 1: of it.
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Speaker 3: True.
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Speaker 1: So I figured like, oh, it has to be something
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Speaker 1: that you can't see the bikes outside. So it's gonna
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Speaker 1: be one of these you know, that sort of thing
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Speaker 1: for the bins that drops down on the thing. It's
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Speaker 1: gonna be some thunderboards. Tracy Island amazing.
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Speaker 3: No, Tom, it's bull shelter. It's about shelter, the same
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Speaker 3: one that you see at the school, the very same
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Speaker 3: one with curved perspects down the back, and you get
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Speaker 3: in under it. I mean, what the first and foremost,
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Speaker 3: what is the point in a bus shelter or bike shelter.
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Speaker 3: It's I get nearly a car shelter because you want
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Speaker 3: to get in dry, because you're gonna sit in dry
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Speaker 3: and drive dry. You sit in that bike piss and rain.
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Speaker 3: Oh great, I get to stand in here and get
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Speaker 3: on dry. But you're going to be soaked three yards
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Speaker 3: more the night, so I don't get the roof on
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Speaker 3: it anyway. But they went again just like that. When
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Speaker 3: I read it first, I went, yeah.
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Speaker 1: But it's gotta be it's gotta be fancy.
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Speaker 3: Gotta be classic. You know what I mean? Okay, and
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Speaker 3: I'm not denying it. Hey, you've said, oh, government ministers.
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Speaker 3: You know, there was winging that they shouldn't be in
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Speaker 3: these fancy cars and stuff. But let them off, show
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Speaker 3: it off.
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Speaker 1: How many fancy carriss you buy for three hundred and
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Speaker 1: thirty six grand? Here's the thing as well, Tom, how
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Speaker 1: did I say this? I said? I said, now again,
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Speaker 1: foolish statement. Lenser houses a list of Bui an historical building. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: of course it's you know, one hundred some of whatever
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Speaker 1: years old. I did not google this time. So initially
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Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna rack up costs because you have
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Speaker 1: to do archaeological assessments and so such. You know all
10:16
Speaker 1: about this, right, Because I figured that you don't want
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Speaker 1: to sink can go down into the skull of Brian
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Speaker 1: brew or you don't want to dig down and hit
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Speaker 1: civil war munitions. Yeah, right, So I appreciate that there's
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Speaker 1: going to be a premium on archaeological a fuckery scans
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Speaker 1: and whatnot. Now again, we're going to be a while.
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Speaker 1: You'll get into three hundred and thirty six thousand year old.
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Speaker 3: There, I'll tell you here now for okay, So let's
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Speaker 3: look at the basic makeup. We're not gonna we're gonna
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Speaker 3: not gonna bank this job all night. But let's get
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Speaker 3: to the basic makeup of it. So you've got your
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Speaker 3: you've got your status deel loops. Yes, sticks in the
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Speaker 3: ground on one side, sticks in the ground the other side.
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Speaker 3: Eight you change your bike to it. That's it.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 3: You'll probably double up. That's it. Now, you don't want
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Speaker 3: to go to the cobbles, uh, the you know, the
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Speaker 3: old the worldly cobbles. They had to obviously be I'm
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Speaker 3: guessing removed personally. If you're roving where you're putting it,
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Speaker 3: does everybody get a souvenir and they go home? I
11:17
Speaker 3: don't know what the reality is. Is your poorous slab
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Speaker 3: concrete straight over it. People go, well, you can't just
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Speaker 3: put yes you can, yes you can, because you ain't
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Speaker 3: parking a rig up in it it Literally the name
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Speaker 3: is on the label. You're parking a bike maximum twenty
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Speaker 3: kilos at piece. Let's put Amon right up the bike.
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Speaker 3: Let's put Amon right up. And then as he backs
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Speaker 3: it in, he's probably he's probably fighting weight, maybe ninety
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Speaker 3: two kilos right after. You know, he's been treated. He's
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Speaker 3: been treated over the summer to a few And I
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Speaker 3: don't know, Tom.
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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
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Speaker 1: pause in your gallop on a completely random thing. I
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Speaker 1: wouldn't fight Aim and Ryan. That's a big long fellow,
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Speaker 1: And I'd say he's got.
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Speaker 3: That blow the knee and you got there. He's got
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Speaker 3: I tell you what he has, and it annoys me.
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Speaker 3: I guarantee he has deep country strength in him.
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Speaker 1: Yeah he's got that. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, there's something about him.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, but that's there.
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Speaker 3: Plus he's yeah, he's he's a bit warped. So he's
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Speaker 3: he go to the he goes when the button goes,
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Speaker 3: I'd say he's on, like you.
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Speaker 1: Know, he has a whole knife somewhere.
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Speaker 3: Ye still too kilos fighting way, there is still a
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Speaker 3: decent so I mean there's not much substructure required. That's
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Speaker 3: where the money goes, Missinger. All the stuff that people
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Speaker 3: don't see, right, that's where the money goes missing. Dare
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Speaker 3: you dare you to tell me that you had to
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Speaker 3: go archaeological digging you did in your whole because you're not.
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Speaker 3: I guarantee you they're not affecting the subsort unless they
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Speaker 3: acted the ballocks completely started drilling pins into the ground
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Speaker 3: and stuff. You're not. There's no way. And do you
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Speaker 3: think any other job that's been done there before on
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Speaker 3: a bigger scale hasn't had to do that? Do you
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Speaker 3: know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: That is the only place I'll give them grace like that.
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Speaker 1: What was that car parking in England where they don't go,
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Speaker 1: King Richard.
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Speaker 3: Let's let's get our hey, jer I'll tell you what.
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Speaker 3: Let's do that, right, Let's let's try and follow their
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Speaker 3: bill of quantities. So even though the public are not,
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Speaker 3: we're not a fai to. We just apparently we're only
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Speaker 3: able to deal with one number and that's it. I'd
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Speaker 3: like to see the bill of quantities in fact, I'd
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Speaker 3: like to see the bilic quantities for another giant elephant
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Speaker 3: in the room. But we'll get it. We won't get
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Speaker 3: into that because we'll turn it to Joe Duffie here.
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Speaker 3: But let's run the two point two billion over and
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Speaker 3: let's give them fifty grand. Let's give them fifty thousand, right.
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Speaker 3: Tell you now, I've done archaeological standings with three, watching
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Speaker 3: them for a month on golf courses where they're stripping
13:36
Speaker 3: back bits of soil and you're prong. I mean even
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Speaker 3: then the height of the boom, and they were milk
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Speaker 3: and us because it was a golf course. There's a
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Speaker 3: recreational course. I think we ran up at about thirty
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Speaker 3: eight thousand.
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Speaker 1: I've got to find three hundred somewhere now on top.
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Speaker 3: Of that, I you know what I'm given. I'm only
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Speaker 3: giving them fifty thousand on that. Right now, I haven't
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Speaker 3: gotten in to inspect the shelter, so I could only
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Speaker 3: speculate on what they made it out. I'm going to
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Speaker 3: try and make let's try and make the three.
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Speaker 1: Let's make it right here and now.
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Speaker 3: Now, obviously there's got to be architects brought in there.
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Speaker 3: It's got to be applied for him. Planning, you can't
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Speaker 3: just go ahead and build, even though that's where planning
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Speaker 3: is blended is around those places. But let's put in
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Speaker 3: for planning, let's say architect fees and planning fees. I mean,
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Speaker 3: they're in a lot of draw in to it. But
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Speaker 3: there does seem that an architectural company are going to
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Speaker 3: need to oversee this big, big BADGECT. So let's give
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Speaker 3: them sixty thousand. Let's give right.
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Speaker 1: Well, now you know, you know me. I'm not against
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Speaker 1: a man earning a living wage or a lady earn
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Speaker 1: a living wage, all right, but okay, sixty technical drawing
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Speaker 1: if that's what's what they're getting told them anyway, going.
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Speaker 3: Look, I'm just trying. I'm trying to make sense of
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Speaker 3: it all. I'm just trying to make sense. It's crazy.
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Speaker 1: I'm boiling on the inside over here. I swear to God,
15:03
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in a microwave.
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Speaker 3: Now, meetings will have had to be had at back
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Speaker 3: and forth because construction can't just run from eight point
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Speaker 3: eight point B because there will be changes. There'll be
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Speaker 3: with inflation of course, this price influxus, so there would
15:18
Speaker 3: have to be meetings. Now the meetings don't happen for
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Speaker 3: free either. They will be on the consultancy side of
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Speaker 3: things when it comes to the architect because they want
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Speaker 3: to hold it. But there's members of the client, the
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Speaker 3: client i e. Governmental client. They're going to have to
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Speaker 3: sit down with whoever they got it, whether it was
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Speaker 3: Bammer or his sorts and or whoever these big crowd
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Speaker 3: was that got it. And each time there's going to
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Speaker 3: be to somebody take notes during that as well, and
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Speaker 3: it's going to be recorded. It's going to actually typed
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Speaker 3: up file the whole lot. For Sundrys, we'll call them
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Speaker 3: jar Let's go. Let's go ten percent as thirty six thousand, right,
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Speaker 3: Sundrys in that scenario that's got thirty six thousand or
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Speaker 3: thirty three thousand, not a mediac.
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Speaker 1: Should I be adding this up?
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Speaker 3: We're up to about one hundred and ten plus thirty
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Speaker 3: six thirty three, So we're up to what what's that
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Speaker 3: one hundred.
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Speaker 1: And four three forty three forty five for easy sums. Now,
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Speaker 1: sybe we make three thirty six out of this yet, Tom,
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Speaker 1: maybe this will turn out to be good value.
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Speaker 3: Hold on, we haven't even talked to the builders yet.
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Speaker 3: Now now, Okay, So concrete is going to have to
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Speaker 3: be brought in right now. It's it can't just be
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Speaker 3: anyo stuff like you can't just roll in there with
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Speaker 3: your standard mixed like. This is probably going to have
16:31
Speaker 3: to be heavy duty because you never know what type
16:33
Speaker 3: of stumpy stumpy this happens around. Let's go for twenty
16:38
Speaker 3: Newton concrete. Now, that'll have to be tested. Every meter
16:40
Speaker 3: of that will have to be tested in a cube test,
16:42
Speaker 3: slash slump test will have to be tested on site
16:45
Speaker 3: and then taken away to a concrete testing facility down
16:48
Speaker 3: to DCU. Okay, okay, so that aside will put will
16:53
Speaker 3: factor that in with just the concrete costs alone, and
16:56
Speaker 3: it's testing and everything else and closing the road here
16:59
Speaker 3: because you're in a big old walk down that road,
17:01
Speaker 3: and the guards are going to have to because you're
17:04
Speaker 3: gonna have to have two guards. Two guards if you're
17:06
Speaker 3: hiring them for out of state things, it's five hundred
17:09
Speaker 3: quid an hour, right, so they're gonna going to knock
17:11
Speaker 3: two days out of that, right. We had We had
17:15
Speaker 3: to have them trying to escort us bringing explosives from
17:17
Speaker 3: the Larry to Longford and it was five hundred quid
17:21
Speaker 3: an hour.
17:22
Speaker 1: Whole other story Tom.
17:26
Speaker 3: Was above it was somewhat above board. So we're up
17:29
Speaker 3: there now with these are these are again all sundry
17:31
Speaker 3: is that you don't take into account and you're probably
17:33
Speaker 3: So let's say there's just a guard of traffic stop,
17:35
Speaker 3: because there's going to have to be a safety statement
17:37
Speaker 3: written for all of this too, So you're gonna have
17:39
Speaker 3: to bring in a safety company. Right, Let's give them
17:43
Speaker 3: twenty five thousand, right, because and that's that's taken to
17:46
Speaker 3: the guard and the stopping of the road, the blocking
17:48
Speaker 3: of the road. And okay, so we're up to one
17:50
Speaker 3: hundred and one seventy right for and some change. Now
17:55
Speaker 3: let's talk about just materials loan. So the concrete concrete
17:58
Speaker 3: is gonna have to be serious, The testing of the
18:00
Speaker 3: is gonna have to be serious stuff. I'm gonna go
18:02
Speaker 3: in for about fifteen thousand on that chair, about fifteen
18:05
Speaker 3: thousand just on that alone. Now that's just the porchase
18:09
Speaker 3: of it. We haven't brought in the shuttering company yet
18:11
Speaker 3: to actually shut her up. That four inches of concrete
18:14
Speaker 3: that you need off the ground. Everywhere you'd find one
18:16
Speaker 3: hundred millimeters of shuttering. Shuttering company needs to produce their
18:19
Speaker 3: safety statement too. They're going to have to go to
18:22
Speaker 3: tender over this, and like that, there'll be gonna be
18:24
Speaker 3: a lot of tone and for all way and reading
18:26
Speaker 3: through it and everything else. I would imagine just the
18:28
Speaker 3: slab alone materials, the building of it, everything else. Another
18:34
Speaker 3: twenty eight thousand, I would say, that's just me speculating,
18:38
Speaker 3: like I'm just being careful there.
18:39
Speaker 1: Now that's twenty eight frozen me there we've been, tom.
18:41
Speaker 1: Do you say twenty five?
18:42
Speaker 3: I said twenty eight thousand, twenty eight twenty eight.
18:44
Speaker 1: Okay, well that brings up about two hundred even so far.
18:47
Speaker 3: Even now. Also the all these things are gonna have
18:50
Speaker 3: to be sourced. Now, you can't just put in any
18:52
Speaker 3: stainless steel off where you're gonna buy a stainless steel loop,
18:55
Speaker 3: where you're gonna buy that, where you're gonna buy that chair,
18:57
Speaker 3: you're gonna get that super value. But you gotta know
19:00
Speaker 3: Chadwicks and get that.
19:01
Speaker 1: No, no, no, actually, actually in this in this instance,
19:05
Speaker 1: I know a couple of boys. Yeah listen, you're staying
19:09
Speaker 1: to still well up cart across, but there you go.
19:12
Speaker 1: But they would have been not put out to tender Jar.
19:14
Speaker 1: It would have been put out to tender now tender
19:18
Speaker 1: may or may not, and.
19:19
Speaker 3: I would be suspicious in this day is in this
19:21
Speaker 3: case if it fell to an Irish company, most likely
19:24
Speaker 3: they went for Italian. Italians have a long history of
19:28
Speaker 3: building really good and that's what you want. You can't
19:30
Speaker 3: just take the cheapest off or some feller from character
19:32
Speaker 3: cross puts in for eighteen and he goes, I'll do
19:34
Speaker 3: it for twenty two hundreds.
19:36
Speaker 1: Not at all, not heaven formid down.
19:40
Speaker 3: You really want this to be done right. You want
19:42
Speaker 3: all those loops take match perfectly all the way along,
19:45
Speaker 3: because we got the worst than people taking photographs by
19:47
Speaker 3: them and stuff like that, and they're out of sync
19:49
Speaker 3: and stuff. And you've got eighteen of them to be
19:51
Speaker 3: made in Italy right, chipped over, fitted big and fitted
19:55
Speaker 3: by the the the Italian fitters as well, who by
20:00
Speaker 3: the way, I have to get a two hundred day
20:03
Speaker 3: per diem while they're here and the cigarette allowance that's
20:06
Speaker 3: one hundred percent true when it comes to Italian fitters.
20:09
Speaker 3: I'm going to say loops, including bringing the Italians over,
20:13
Speaker 3: put that out to tender the whole lot. I'm going
20:15
Speaker 3: to say they're probably about seventy thousand. Yeah, yeah, I know,
20:21
Speaker 3: but that's including it's all claiming. You can all claim
20:24
Speaker 3: this back, right, Don't be fucking too frightened by the
20:27
Speaker 3: VAT numbers and stuff like that. Now, what have we left.
20:32
Speaker 3: We've got our loops.
20:33
Speaker 1: We're at two seventy.
20:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're at two seventy. But we need to we
20:38
Speaker 3: need to stand frames, right, We need to stand the
20:40
Speaker 3: frame off and to take the roof because we don't
20:42
Speaker 3: want the little heads getting weight before they see on
20:45
Speaker 3: their bikey wikis. So we need a frame to puild
20:50
Speaker 3: it up. Sounds simple, right, sounds simple. But now you
20:53
Speaker 3: need to bring in an engineering company, right, an engineering
20:56
Speaker 3: company to properly design this, because you need to understand
20:59
Speaker 3: the moment of the fulcrum that you're talking about. Because
21:02
Speaker 3: there's going to be an overhang on this year. You
21:04
Speaker 3: need to have all these calculations done correctly. And those
21:06
Speaker 3: don't come cheap. You'll probably have to go to SISK
21:09
Speaker 3: or somebody like that, and they'll probably want close to
21:12
Speaker 3: about twenty five thousand to design, build, probably in the UK,
21:17
Speaker 3: and bring it in twenty five thousand easily on the
21:20
Speaker 3: on the framing of it. And now now we're left
21:24
Speaker 3: with the I think it's perspects. I don't think it's glass.
21:28
Speaker 3: I don't think it's when I looked at it a
21:30
Speaker 3: few times from a different as, I think it's perspects.
21:33
Speaker 3: Glasses read glass is a glass. Well, if it's glass,
21:36
Speaker 3: it's glass. It's tough and glass. Year, it's tough and glass.
21:39
Speaker 3: You're talking probably at least twenty meters of it. Tough
21:44
Speaker 3: and glass. I mean, Jesus Christ, the fact that we
21:47
Speaker 3: got this in under three hundred and thirty six thousand
21:50
Speaker 3: year is blowing by fucking mind right now, it's blowing
21:54
Speaker 3: my mind. Well done, I say, well done, because if
21:58
Speaker 3: you can get that curved class doesn't eighteen We lead
22:01
Speaker 3: it alone on that stuff, and they're probably gonna have
22:03
Speaker 3: to bring it in from Sweden because you know, yes,
22:05
Speaker 3: we can do it here in Ireland. Of course we can.
22:08
Speaker 3: But you need to show diplomacy so that when the
22:11
Speaker 3: Swedish ambassador comes over, you go, thank you so much,
22:14
Speaker 3: we purchased this from you. What would you like to
22:17
Speaker 3: buy off us? Fuck all? Thanks, because we do curve
22:21
Speaker 3: glass better. I'm gonna say that's the curve glast twenty
22:24
Speaker 3: meters of it. Amazing. I say they got a deal.
22:28
Speaker 3: They got a deal on thirty six thousand, easy.
22:32
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:35
Speaker 3: And throughout all of that there's somebody you know, this
22:38
Speaker 3: is me just I'm only speculating. Who am I? I
22:40
Speaker 3: am Joe Sop, Like you know, maybe I don't think
22:44
Speaker 3: anybody made any profit after that end of this, to
22:45
Speaker 3: be honest with.
22:46
Speaker 1: Jarrey, No, no, no, this was this was a pro bono case.
22:49
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I think this was just let's just get
22:51
Speaker 3: it done for the guys, get it done for the guys,
22:53
Speaker 3: get it over the line, and one for the team,
22:55
Speaker 3: very fucking plain. I mean, there's the other speculation too,
22:58
Speaker 3: jar there's the other speculation. And it's old. It's done
23:01
Speaker 3: the rounds of lots of jobs back in the day.
23:03
Speaker 3: It's an old site adage. And then the story being
23:06
Speaker 3: that it's put out the tender killed. Their man puts
23:09
Speaker 3: in the price of one hundred thousand, double man puts
23:12
Speaker 3: in the price at two hundred thousand, a carry man
23:15
Speaker 3: puts in a price of three hundred and thirty thousand,
23:17
Speaker 3: and administer says to the carryboll ho, are you freaking
23:19
Speaker 3: bed three hundred and thirty thousand? Yeah, I tell you what,
23:25
Speaker 3: you take one hundred and fifteen. I take one hundred
23:28
Speaker 3: and fifteen. We pay that stupid kill their fucker to
23:30
Speaker 3: build it for one hundred. It's the old adage and
23:33
Speaker 3: it probably happened.
23:34
Speaker 1: Well, Tom. I never really looked at the price of it,
23:37
Speaker 1: and as you break it down to me, there it is.
23:39
Speaker 1: It is actually stunning that they managed to keep it
23:41
Speaker 1: to three hundred and thirty six thousand euros for a
23:44
Speaker 1: bike shelter. It's even more stunning given that it has
23:48
Speaker 1: a meerged today. I don't know if you call it that.
23:50
Speaker 1: The same OPW put up the exact same bike shelter
23:55
Speaker 1: in Farmley House in Phoenix Park for twenty eight grand
23:57
Speaker 1: ten months ago. Oh bye, I YouTube, I like, something
24:03
Speaker 1: tells me this is the weekly what have you that's
24:05
Speaker 1: going to keep on giving ladies in gentlemen.
24:07
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ like, and that's just laughed away. Nobody's allowed
24:11
Speaker 3: to see the build quantities like where did it go? Like?
24:13
Speaker 3: And you can't stay inflation ten months if anything, thinks
24:16
Speaker 3: have leveled back down a small bit because everybody made,
24:21
Speaker 3: all the builders, all the builders, merchants with a be made.
24:24
Speaker 1: You know, any rate there you go. Let's get the
24:28
Speaker 1: blood pressure a little bit there.
24:31
Speaker 3: Let's do something. Let's do something comfort foody.
24:34
Speaker 1: Let's do something comfort food here, folcus. As you all
24:36
Speaker 1: know that, our next segment is when we talk about
24:39
Speaker 1: not that guy or the other guy or the other
24:40
Speaker 1: guy over here, and definitely not them a creative consultants
24:48
Speaker 1: in the OPW that managed to get a bike shelter
24:50
Speaker 1: for three hundred and twenty five grand of our money.
24:53
Speaker 1: We're not gonna talk about those lads. Now, you know
24:56
Speaker 1: what the time it is, tom It's time to talk.
24:57
Speaker 3: But this last lad.
25:00
Speaker 1: Nather's that guy.
25:03
Speaker 3: God, I didn't realize the date in question because my team.
25:09
Speaker 1: In actual fact, we could have done this last week either.
25:10
Speaker 1: It sort of straddles days and dates.
25:12
Speaker 3: I I get excited every time there's been months. Every
25:17
Speaker 3: time this man shows up on my TikTok or Instagram feed,
25:20
Speaker 3: I get very excited because I'm like, oh, this is
25:22
Speaker 3: why I like this app. I don't like all the
25:24
Speaker 3: rest of it is rubbish, rubbish, but when he shows up,
25:29
Speaker 3: it is old ninety Defender pickup toddling down Dimna and sons,
25:38
Speaker 3: some street and Bolton.
25:40
Speaker 1: Ah ladies and gentlemen, this week's this lad is an
25:46
Speaker 1: old friend of the podcast, Fred Dibner. It is forty
25:50
Speaker 1: five years to the week since his BBC documentary Fred
25:54
Speaker 1: didn Steeplejack aired for the first time in nineteen seventy nine,
26:00
Speaker 1: and as long term listeners of the Tama Jerry Show,
26:03
Speaker 1: we'll know myself and Tom have a fondness for there's
26:05
Speaker 1: both Steeplejack, mister Fred Dibner solely from this documentary Steeple Jack,
26:12
Speaker 1: which we didn't see in nineteen seventy nine, we weren't born,
26:15
Speaker 1: but it launched a long, long career for Fred Dibner
26:19
Speaker 1: as a TV personality because of his choice of work,
26:23
Speaker 1: which was Steeplejack and Tom, which is we're going to
26:26
Speaker 1: give you a little, a little little cliffs notes of
26:29
Speaker 1: it today. What you about that?
26:30
Speaker 3: Exactly exactly? I mean it like I often still it's
26:33
Speaker 3: still to this, you know, every so often Fred would
26:35
Speaker 3: just pop it into my head and goes. Fred had no
26:38
Speaker 3: idea what was coming down the track, like one with it.
26:41
Speaker 3: He's just a hard working noble lad, you know, used
26:44
Speaker 3: to the beds. But we thought that back the day
26:47
Speaker 3: we worked fourteen hours a day, walk open you know,
26:50
Speaker 3: and it was just just a normal dude, so just
26:54
Speaker 3: a working dude, but had such an affable personality and
26:59
Speaker 3: did one of the most ridiculously amazing jobs. He literally
27:05
Speaker 3: went viral for like twenty years.
27:08
Speaker 1: He was he was the original of viral and and
27:10
Speaker 1: like as Tom just said there, it was through sheer
27:12
Speaker 1: force of personality that he won long standing admiration from
27:17
Speaker 1: the community. And I think that's where I personally am
27:20
Speaker 1: falling down.
27:20
Speaker 3: Tom.
27:21
Speaker 1: I think it's the personality that's getting me. Ever else,
27:25
Speaker 1: it's just that it's just a bit dislikable pastward. No,
27:28
Speaker 1: so listen, if you folks want to know the full
27:31
Speaker 1: story of Fred Dibner, I dare say there's a couple
27:34
Speaker 1: of two hour deep dive specials that may be somewhere
27:38
Speaker 1: very deep in the archives of the Talment Jerry Show.
27:41
Speaker 1: We're not going to get into that now because we
27:43
Speaker 1: don't have another two hours to spare about. What we
27:44
Speaker 1: are going to tell you about is how Fred Dibner himself,
27:48
Speaker 1: this little chap would bind hanging out the corner of
27:51
Speaker 1: his mouth. I would be knockdown, would would would knock down?
27:58
Speaker 1: Ah a tower chimney, the big old pigeon fork looking
28:04
Speaker 1: chimneys made of red brick, dating all the way back
28:07
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds. Fred Dibner his job was to tend
28:10
Speaker 1: to them, to keep them right, and when the time
28:12
Speaker 1: came Tom to knock him down. And it's very important
28:15
Speaker 1: to say that Tom knock him down, not blow him up.
28:18
Speaker 3: No, not died about then he that was the thing
28:21
Speaker 3: because he noticed the steeple jack because it derives from
28:25
Speaker 3: actually going up steep as a church. But that's not
28:28
Speaker 3: where the buck ends. He eats loads of the industrial
28:31
Speaker 3: Revolution of the seventeen hundreds, eighteen hundreds and all the
28:33
Speaker 3: rest of which Fred loved, and bolts in the North
28:35
Speaker 3: of England being a hub.
28:37
Speaker 1: Of this kind of stuff.
28:38
Speaker 3: Oh my god, some of the museums they have up
28:40
Speaker 3: there are just studded. But Fred, he would have grown
28:43
Speaker 3: up actually minded those because the chimneys, of course, with
28:46
Speaker 3: wear and tear. There was no drones to go up
28:49
Speaker 3: and have a looxi. There was no chopper that in,
28:52
Speaker 3: there was no health safety. He would just lash himself
28:56
Speaker 3: around that day and just start driving doug bolts into
29:00
Speaker 3: it to make basically hooks to hold his ladder on.
29:03
Speaker 3: But you got to go up the thing first, and
29:05
Speaker 3: he would just one by one, this ptally little bloke.
29:09
Speaker 3: I mean he was never shredded, but you know full
29:11
Speaker 3: well he would choke your head clean off your Oh.
29:13
Speaker 1: He's got like the of the he's got the opposite
29:16
Speaker 1: of Aim and Ryan muscle. He's got like little fat
29:20
Speaker 1: dude muscle. You know what I tell you. Anyway, anyone
29:23
Speaker 1: between Fred didn't and Am and Ryan, I reckon that'd
29:25
Speaker 1: be fair enough in a scrap against them if you're
29:28
Speaker 1: neither end of the spectrum there like little small steeplejack
29:31
Speaker 1: dude or six foot six of ninety two kilos a
29:35
Speaker 1: cut muscle. Yeah, and Ryan, I'm not touching either of
29:38
Speaker 1: them dudes.
29:39
Speaker 3: But he and he go up basically, and the idea
29:41
Speaker 3: was that he would tend to keep tidy. But when
29:45
Speaker 3: it was time to come down, because new versions of revolutions,
29:47
Speaker 3: there was one way to do it. In my I'm
29:50
Speaker 3: not I'm not accepted otherwise. There I'm saying there's one
29:52
Speaker 3: way to do it. There's one way to do it
29:54
Speaker 3: almost humanely. Because he loved those chimneys so much. He
29:57
Speaker 3: just loved the idea of the mad hours that went
30:00
Speaker 3: into it. So he nearly took it down with is it?
30:05
Speaker 3: What is the difference? Is the world I'm looking for?
30:06
Speaker 3: What is the world I'm looking there?
30:08
Speaker 1: Was here He's out here hunting lions with a ceremonial knife, Thomas.
30:12
Speaker 3: What he's yeah, yeah, yeah, he just took.
30:14
Speaker 1: Anybody can shoot the lion man. He's out there with
30:16
Speaker 1: like a ceremonial dagger.
30:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, down as naked, like a naked crawling round
30:27
Speaker 3: And basically he would drop these chimneys with the most
30:30
Speaker 3: unbelievable skill, like between between ouses, and people would like
30:36
Speaker 3: the way this was.
30:36
Speaker 1: This was the this was the spectator sport of the
30:39
Speaker 1: early eighties. Now, when we see a tower, Tom and
30:42
Speaker 1: I mentioned there the pigeon forts that the the the
30:45
Speaker 1: pool Bleg towers in Dublin, like they're steel towers. Okay,
30:48
Speaker 1: so that's not what he was dealing with. And they're
30:49
Speaker 1: not like nuclear reactor towers, which are basically mass concrete porn.
30:53
Speaker 1: When we were talking about a tower for a chimney,
30:57
Speaker 1: a tower chimney for a factory, we're talking about a
31:00
Speaker 1: red brick tower made with the same red brick that
31:03
Speaker 1: the outside of your house could very well be made
31:05
Speaker 1: with at.
31:05
Speaker 3: Home, studded, studded pieces of beautiful architect there's smooth like
31:10
Speaker 3: it's a smooth angle coned angle the whole way up
31:13
Speaker 3: along the building. Were absolute incredible, incredible people. But he
31:18
Speaker 3: would take it and his his. He had two ways
31:20
Speaker 3: of doing it. If it just wasn't possible to drop
31:24
Speaker 3: it where, you know, kick it over like a like
31:27
Speaker 3: a pringle can, he would actually literally have to scaff
31:29
Speaker 3: it up around the top of it and knock it
31:31
Speaker 3: down brick by brick inside on itself. But the more
31:33
Speaker 3: spectacular one was the one everybody remembered.
31:36
Speaker 1: That's what we're going to go into here right now.
31:39
Speaker 1: So he hated the dynamite men who would just come
31:41
Speaker 1: up and rig dynamite to a chimney and boom and
31:43
Speaker 1: blasted and it would fall down. I gotta be honest
31:45
Speaker 1: with you, Tom.
31:48
Speaker 3: We liked dynamite.
31:49
Speaker 1: Seemed to get the job done.
31:50
Speaker 3: We liked dynamite. But the only thing is you have
31:52
Speaker 3: to look at it from from Fred's point of view.
31:53
Speaker 3: Fred loved the crafts and the ship that went into
31:56
Speaker 3: building that, so he nearly had it was more of
31:59
Speaker 3: a respecting like us. As he said himself, a lot
32:03
Speaker 3: of the bricks like ninety five percent of the bricks
32:05
Speaker 3: were reusable.
32:06
Speaker 1: Immediately, we're reusable.
32:07
Speaker 3: Yes, he was environmentally friendly for his time.
32:11
Speaker 1: He was a nose to tail steeplejack. Yes, he did
32:17
Speaker 1: no tail. Here's how you knocked down a chimney, Fred
32:20
Speaker 1: Dimness style. We're gonna get We're gonna need the following
32:22
Speaker 1: items tomil Okay, yeah. We are gonna need a hammer
32:26
Speaker 1: and chisel of sorts, a bolster and a hammer, lump hammer. Okay.
32:31
Speaker 1: We're gonna need a telegraph pole, a standard telegraph pole
32:35
Speaker 1: caught up into sixty eight equal pieces of around about
32:39
Speaker 1: twenty four inches a piece. So can you picture that
32:41
Speaker 1: in your head?
32:42
Speaker 3: I got it all right.
32:43
Speaker 1: You're gonna need a whole pile of rubbish of the
32:47
Speaker 1: tires is no mpires?
32:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, tires tires work. Yeah.
32:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna need some rolled up newspaper and you're
32:52
Speaker 1: gonna need a match. Okay, you're ready to take this down?
32:54
Speaker 3: Yep, let's do it.
32:55
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Okay. So step one is you walk
32:58
Speaker 1: up to the two hundred foot tall brick tower with
33:03
Speaker 1: no safety year on.
33:04
Speaker 3: Whatsoeverag out the side of them out.
33:07
Speaker 1: Ready, I get the side of them out steal tote
33:10
Speaker 1: cap boots just because that's the only ones the cup.
33:13
Speaker 1: And you take your ham on r chisel and you
33:15
Speaker 1: knock a hole in the side of it.
33:16
Speaker 3: You whit me so far down the ground level, yes, yes, yes, yes.
33:19
Speaker 1: Down a ground level okay, and you knock a hole
33:22
Speaker 1: out of it, roughly speaking, you know, two foot tall,
33:26
Speaker 1: and into this hole which is two foot tall and
33:28
Speaker 1: about eight inches wide, and you picture that, you picture
33:30
Speaker 1: that sort of a little window that you've just made
33:32
Speaker 1: in the bottom of the tower.
33:33
Speaker 3: I have, can I can? I can?
33:35
Speaker 1: Okay. You knock into that one of your telephone pole segments, right, yep, so,
33:42
Speaker 1: and it fits in perfectly in there like lego okay,
33:44
Speaker 1: nice and snug yeah yeah yeah yeah. Now you continue
33:47
Speaker 1: to the left of this or right, whichever direction you
33:49
Speaker 1: want this thing to fall, and you knock out like
33:51
Speaker 1: another segment of it. So you're making the window bigger
33:54
Speaker 1: and bigger. You with me, yeah, And every time you
33:56
Speaker 1: knock out the window big enough, you put in another
33:59
Speaker 1: segment of taile graph pole. Okay.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
34:01
Speaker 1: Now, Tom, if this sounds to you like you're cutting,
34:04
Speaker 1: you know, if you're cutting like a joke or smile
34:06
Speaker 1: into the bottom of the tower. You're cutting like a
34:08
Speaker 1: smiley face into the bottom of the tower and making
34:11
Speaker 1: telegraph pole teeth. Yes, that's pretty much what you're.
34:15
Speaker 3: Doing, buddy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
34:17
Speaker 1: Okay, So now you have this two hundred foot tall
34:20
Speaker 1: tower which used to be supported on brick on all sides,
34:23
Speaker 1: never supported on one side with telegraph poles that you've
34:28
Speaker 1: sawed up by hand. You have me put so far, buddy, Yeah.
34:32
Speaker 3: I mean the fact that you know there was no
34:34
Speaker 3: structural technity needed when it came to get his graph phones,
34:39
Speaker 3: no testing that he just trusted the esp BET or
34:42
Speaker 3: whoever they were beating electricity time to give him. He
34:46
Speaker 3: wasn't putting new one in there, like.
34:51
Speaker 1: And you know, like a telegra you know, a telegraph
34:53
Speaker 1: pole that's been treated in that bitchuman Like, that's as
34:55
Speaker 1: hard as iron I will.
34:55
Speaker 3: Say, oh, listen, it's it's well you say that, But
34:58
Speaker 3: I have a very interesting and for you. Quickly as
35:01
Speaker 3: you were coming up, I had to have two replaced
35:03
Speaker 3: on the site. Well I just don't have to have them,
35:06
Speaker 3: but I was told they had to be changed because
35:09
Speaker 3: the Irish woodpecker has made a resurgence right around south
35:14
Speaker 3: Temperary and he this woodpecker, but four I mean perfectly
35:20
Speaker 3: above each other, four each and a half holes. It's true,
35:24
Speaker 3: I bean, they wrecked. He went in a good three
35:27
Speaker 3: inches into it each and a half holes, maybe two
35:30
Speaker 3: inch space in between him. And he smashed like how
35:34
Speaker 3: hard are his lips?
35:35
Speaker 2: Like?
35:35
Speaker 3: He smashed his face into this cuts. Those telegraph poles,
35:38
Speaker 3: as you said, they're soaked, they're trees, soaked everything that
35:42
Speaker 3: knows men from Criso to Bitchman too. They're like Ireland
35:45
Speaker 3: for a finish. And this guy smashed his face into it.
35:49
Speaker 3: Thankfully he didn't. He wasn't with any of the ones
35:51
Speaker 3: that Fred dealt with.
35:53
Speaker 1: No, no, no Ah, more than that in the second
35:57
Speaker 1: Now the Benjamin's and the and the the what now
36:00
Speaker 1: that these telegraph poles are are carrying because you got
36:02
Speaker 1: you don't want to get a splinter from that time,
36:04
Speaker 1: like that'll really infect you.
36:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think bred h. I think I think
36:10
Speaker 3: he was. He was.
36:10
Speaker 1: Okay, so what we so what we have here now
36:14
Speaker 1: is our two hundred foot brick tower with the sort
36:17
Speaker 1: of joker mouth cut in it and telegraph poles chopped
36:20
Speaker 1: up telegraph poles put across it. Okay, yeah, taking all
36:24
Speaker 1: the weight, taking all the weight. Yes, what previously with
36:27
Speaker 1: resting on brick is now resting on timber. Are you
36:29
Speaker 1: with me?
36:30
Speaker 3: Yeah?
36:32
Speaker 1: So all you have to do now to knock that
36:34
Speaker 1: chimney down is to remove those telegraph poles, right course,
36:38
Speaker 1: and is the handiest way to do it.
36:41
Speaker 3: Well, cheer you take all you go back to your
36:43
Speaker 3: list of items that you needed. And I mean you
36:46
Speaker 3: could you know, to yosemity sad and just tie a
36:49
Speaker 3: rope around it and run really far away in.
36:52
Speaker 1: And yeah that thing out.
36:53
Speaker 3: But instead he stuffs it with tires, rubbish, mattresses, anything
36:57
Speaker 3: that's not the local northern town that he burns shove
37:02
Speaker 3: it in there. Also, those poles are fantastic for burning.
37:04
Speaker 3: Once they start, they will not stop giving the stuff
37:07
Speaker 3: that's in them acit today hilt with all these things.
37:11
Speaker 3: While and also you never mentioned on your list to
37:14
Speaker 3: have a good man with you.
37:16
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we got to mention Donald Pitton there. Yes,
37:18
Speaker 1: Old Donald was his man. Was Fred's right hand man,
37:21
Speaker 1: the robin who is batman? Shall we say now?
37:24
Speaker 3: It was? It was a ceremonial bit. This is when
37:27
Speaker 3: all everybody from the locale came out because this is
37:31
Speaker 3: it was a ceremonial bit again singing him out. He'd
37:34
Speaker 3: bring the wife over to light.
37:36
Speaker 1: It where she was at that given time, because he
37:39
Speaker 1: got through a few of them time to get into
37:43
Speaker 1: that story. But Fred was a hard man to live with.
37:46
Speaker 3: That was nice. I like that. That was a nice
37:48
Speaker 3: little touch. And he would let her take the touch
37:51
Speaker 3: paper we'll call it most likely you know the boat
37:53
Speaker 3: and hurled stick stick it in there, set fire to it,
37:59
Speaker 3: and by no real hurry on anybody to run away
38:04
Speaker 3: at this point, because as friends said, you know, it's
38:07
Speaker 3: got to burn for a couple of hours reading for
38:10
Speaker 3: those timbers to really fracture. But he knew, he knew
38:13
Speaker 3: when a couple of creeks and then walk around the
38:15
Speaker 3: back and he'd see a cracking you know it more
38:19
Speaker 3: and to open up. And he knew, he knew right
38:21
Speaker 3: around the right time that when it opened to a
38:24
Speaker 3: certain amount, he could probably get his fact home into
38:28
Speaker 3: the crack on the other side of it. Then he'd
38:31
Speaker 3: have a he'd have now, in fairness, he wasn't without
38:34
Speaker 3: any safety chair. He had a hooter.
38:37
Speaker 1: He had a hooter.
38:38
Speaker 3: He had a hooter, and everybody knew friend's hooter. Just
38:41
Speaker 3: leg it in either direction. Don't run, don't run north,
38:45
Speaker 3: run east or west of this thing's falling when you
38:48
Speaker 3: hear this little and that's exactly what it sounded like. People,
38:52
Speaker 3: that's our new that's our new to just got a
38:55
Speaker 3: roadcaster and actually saved that in it. Yeah, and that's it.
38:59
Speaker 3: And nobody would run east and west, stand back, well
39:01
Speaker 3: a say run they just toddle chips.
39:04
Speaker 1: They take two steps backwards, yeah, chips.
39:06
Speaker 3: It had people from the pubs were out times, come out,
39:10
Speaker 3: watch another friend dimn the classic and here she goes
39:13
Speaker 3: and here.
39:14
Speaker 1: She goes to fire with the eventually borne through the
39:16
Speaker 1: telegraph poles so they could not support the weight of
39:19
Speaker 1: the tower. And what is the tower to do when
39:21
Speaker 1: it's had a big gas hole cut in the side
39:23
Speaker 1: of a tom down She'd come.
39:26
Speaker 3: Now, she'd go, and it would just break up, lovely
39:28
Speaker 3: martyr and bricks for everyone afterwards. I no doubt there
39:32
Speaker 3: was more patios, small sheds built around these small towns,
39:38
Speaker 3: and they were all period correct, like guarantee, you guarantee,
39:43
Speaker 3: because the millions of bricks that were there they disappeared.
39:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nobody had a lurry or truck with them
39:51
Speaker 1: at all. Uh, Tom, we leave it. We leave one thing.
39:55
Speaker 1: We urge everybody to seek out as much Fred Dimit
39:57
Speaker 1: information as they can. We'll post a few of his
40:00
Speaker 1: greatest hits on the socials. But bear in mind, Tom,
40:03
Speaker 1: if you were like Fred and you weren't quick enough
40:06
Speaker 1: to get away from the tower, or you wear up
40:08
Speaker 1: the top of the tower doing some steeple jacken and
40:10
Speaker 1: you slipped off, which Fred never did, live a perfect
40:12
Speaker 1: happy life and died of a long illness. But if
40:18
Speaker 1: you weren't that lucky, Tom, and you were to fall
40:20
Speaker 1: off the top of the chimney, what would you.
40:24
Speaker 3: Get after woundertake?
40:27
Speaker 2: You know?
40:29
Speaker 3: Also a tagline that I still love for his But
40:32
Speaker 3: he just raised his figure out to drop of one
40:34
Speaker 3: of these chimneys, and he's just like covered in black suit.
40:37
Speaker 3: He's got like a half bitted and then you know,
40:41
Speaker 3: bagging the other hand. Did you like that?
40:43
Speaker 1: I just love?
40:45
Speaker 3: I love just as if he just did a magic trick,
40:49
Speaker 3: did you like that?
40:50
Speaker 1: Oh?
40:50
Speaker 3: Knowing full well he would be the dettor no matter
40:54
Speaker 3: what his his josenfresh was, Fred did the Here's a
40:59
Speaker 3: soup of tropical blast to.
41:00
Speaker 1: Use or yeah is it is? Its sipt for Fred dimmon.
41:04
Speaker 1: This week's this lad Tom. Subject that you and I
41:08
Speaker 1: are not going to fight on is Fred Dibbler.
41:11
Speaker 3: Never ever never I got you that picture of the
41:14
Speaker 3: wall for our there.
41:16
Speaker 1: I must, actually I must, I must post up a
41:19
Speaker 1: shout of that on the Instagram. We will never find
41:22
Speaker 1: a bit about Fred dibnabo arum suggesting, you know, Thomas,
41:24
Speaker 1: maybe just something that we could fight.
41:26
Speaker 3: About, don't stop. Yeah, yeah, I think there is something
41:34
Speaker 3: we need to roll about. I've had it up up
41:36
Speaker 3: to I'm going to be doing northern stuff for the
41:39
Speaker 3: rest of Yeah.
41:39
Speaker 1: Once Tom goes into once, Once Tom goes into Fred
41:41
Speaker 1: didn't that's hard to get him out.
41:43
Speaker 3: It's it's I go full. It's much like Robert Downy
41:45
Speaker 3: Junior traffic. I'm drinking tropical blast from traffic.
41:48
Speaker 1: You'd never go where we go on we go all?
41:52
Speaker 2: Well?
41:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I which is I gotta tell you where
41:54
Speaker 3: we go? One?
41:54
Speaker 1: We go all? Is a wonderful phrase, like it's a
41:56
Speaker 1: really great phrase for a soccer team, or or a
41:59
Speaker 1: football team, or orland team. It's just what do you know?
42:03
Speaker 1: Right wing magga dudes, in America have adopted it for themselves.
42:06
Speaker 1: The q Andon crowd have adopted for themselves like, oh god, damn, look,
42:10
Speaker 1: that would have been that would have been great for
42:12
Speaker 1: a lawn bowls team where we go and we go
42:14
Speaker 1: all regardless.
42:18
Speaker 3: It's yeah, true, true, true, Nobody to.
42:20
Speaker 1: Give them something.
42:21
Speaker 3: What are we fighting about, Tom, chiropractory if that is
42:26
Speaker 3: the title of it, because my timeline again in the
42:31
Speaker 3: last few months, I guess they're figured I'm doing a
42:34
Speaker 3: lot of manual labor. I have a lot of creaky
42:36
Speaker 3: bits and achy bits and whatnot that are going, Aha,
42:39
Speaker 3: we'll throw all this madness at you. Now.
42:42
Speaker 1: Look well, Tom, like you know, tik Took is serving
42:45
Speaker 1: you the way like in Dope Sick they served oxycon
42:48
Speaker 1: into the mining communities in Pennsylvania. It's just like they're
42:51
Speaker 1: probably all got sore backs. Let's just look, flip these
42:54
Speaker 1: experimental pills into the community. And they know you're building
42:57
Speaker 1: the house. So they're like, okay, get him some cara practice.
43:00
Speaker 1: We don't even know how to say that thing. Chiropractor
43:04
Speaker 1: contact habitat.
43:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we're getting now.
43:09
Speaker 1: Much what your beef man? Why why why do you
43:10
Speaker 1: why are you giving that about chiropractors. I mean, they
43:14
Speaker 1: seems like a crack they.
43:17
Speaker 3: Wait, it's this ship that is going on nowadays, and
43:21
Speaker 3: they're getting celebrities, and look, I don't mind a bit
43:25
Speaker 3: of manipulation of the muscle in the way of physio.
43:28
Speaker 3: I've had to have and they call it a slip disc.
43:30
Speaker 3: It's not a slip disc. It's a bulge in fluid
43:32
Speaker 3: out of you know, out the side of it. I've
43:35
Speaker 3: had to jelly came out with. Don't we talked about
43:38
Speaker 3: this before, how I've been once or twice the guy
43:40
Speaker 3: got me back walking, but he went, I didn't bend you,
43:43
Speaker 3: by the way. I've just pushed the painty stuff away
43:45
Speaker 3: from the sory pipe. Okay, that's this is the way
43:48
Speaker 3: he describes to me. The sorry pipe is your when
43:51
Speaker 3: your spinal cord. I've gotten that off that for a minute.
43:54
Speaker 3: I haven't fixed nothing cracking back into place.
43:57
Speaker 1: Okay.
43:58
Speaker 3: The only time that happens when you disse an actual joint,
44:01
Speaker 3: i e. Shoulder or hip rag, finger, wrist rag, you
44:06
Speaker 3: know what I mean. That's the only time cracking should
44:09
Speaker 3: be happening.
44:10
Speaker 1: Okay, So, so, so what your suggestion is that what
44:13
Speaker 1: we see now as chiropractors practicing chiropractice online is manipulated
44:20
Speaker 1: to make it look super cool, but an actual factor
44:22
Speaker 1: not really doing it. Because I've seen a couple of
44:24
Speaker 1: these videos Tom, and generally it's it's like lethal weapon chiropractors. Yeah,
44:29
Speaker 1: it's like a.
44:29
Speaker 3: Real quick sort of shoulder yeah yeah, yeah.
44:32
Speaker 1: And it goes and they're like oh wow, instant relief
44:34
Speaker 1: just so like ah, great love it.
44:36
Speaker 3: Look I don't I doctor, but no doubt. There's the
44:41
Speaker 3: odd person who has like frozen, you know, trapped nerve
44:44
Speaker 3: and it can be manipulated out and worked and nerves
44:47
Speaker 3: nerves work in odd ways. It's mostly nerve damage and
44:50
Speaker 3: inflammation of these things, and people are hunched over, they're
44:53
Speaker 3: busted and everything else, and a lot of the time
44:56
Speaker 3: they can be manipulated over time and treatment. But when
44:59
Speaker 3: they can get some poor bastard who's coming in sideways
45:02
Speaker 3: like Prabby probably you know from the Chum Book or
45:06
Speaker 3: whatever the name of thing. He's coming in sideways like
45:09
Speaker 3: something out a SpongeBob, and he was like like like
45:13
Speaker 3: up there, He's like yeah, I see it now, I
45:16
Speaker 3: see it now, Okay, you see it? Fair enough? You
45:18
Speaker 3: see it, but now start to help the man. Oh
45:22
Speaker 3: now I'm going to take out a fucking a roofer's
45:25
Speaker 3: lead hammer, and I'm gonna put this fucking bolster against
45:29
Speaker 3: your fucking shoulder blade. Stick a deep breath, a bang,
45:33
Speaker 3: and somebody behind the camera has like.
45:34
Speaker 1: A roll of bubble wrap up and then yeah, they've
45:37
Speaker 1: got like this this raw spaghetti.
45:39
Speaker 3: Just his poor bastard literally squits his underpants and goes,
45:43
Speaker 3: oh Jesus, chrisis. And of course your man is going
45:46
Speaker 3: you probably feel amazing, now, dore, I do, yeah, lovely class.
45:52
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, we can't do one side
45:54
Speaker 3: the other like down there. I'll get the big bolster
45:57
Speaker 3: on this one. And I need a seventeen pound sledge
45:59
Speaker 3: to bust your back with Who's swinging habers of people?
46:03
Speaker 3: And there's it? What who's swinging habers into people's boats
46:07
Speaker 3: and giants? If your boat is sitting up, I'm sorry,
46:11
Speaker 3: but that's not your bon's fault. You have a boat, right,
46:15
Speaker 3: You get that haberd backed down into space. This isn't
46:18
Speaker 3: like a wishboat at a car like you can't just
46:21
Speaker 3: heat with oxy acet They just hope that it shapes
46:25
Speaker 3: down and just tapped. Just I just hap it out.
46:29
Speaker 1: You know, Tom, I'm not arguing with you, but you've
46:30
Speaker 1: got to come at it from my point of view. Okay,
46:32
Speaker 1: it looks fucking amazing, all right. I have said it
46:35
Speaker 1: to you several times.
46:37
Speaker 3: Don't get me.
46:37
Speaker 1: Well, I've said so many times that when I when
46:41
Speaker 1: I when I want a massage, if I want a massage,
46:44
Speaker 1: I have two massages in my life, right, yeah, But
46:46
Speaker 1: if I want a massage, I don't want, like you know,
46:49
Speaker 1: to be calmly pushed back into place. I want something
46:52
Speaker 1: to tantamount to assault. I told you this before, Tom,
46:55
Speaker 1: I want to be thrown down the stairs, set of
46:57
Speaker 1: stairs in a very specific manner.
46:59
Speaker 3: I hear you. But there is go to your physio
47:03
Speaker 3: for that kind of carry on. They were here to me.
47:05
Speaker 1: I've gone to a physio. I have gone to a
47:08
Speaker 1: physio for a sore shoulder. And you know what he
47:10
Speaker 1: gave me, Tom? Do you know what he Gammy?
47:14
Speaker 3: What did he give you?
47:15
Speaker 1: Hey? You gemmy number one? He gave me a bill
47:17
Speaker 1: for several hundred euros. But on top of all that,
47:19
Speaker 1: you know what else he gave me? He gave me
47:21
Speaker 1: exercises to do. Yeah, shoulder shoulder raises and things that
47:25
Speaker 1: I could have done anywhere. And I'm like, no, no, no,
47:27
Speaker 1: I need you to do. I needed a mister Maaggie
47:29
Speaker 1: this ship. I needed to blow in the warm up
47:33
Speaker 1: your hands, call me too, and.
47:38
Speaker 3: They were gone so well before there's gonna be working
47:41
Speaker 3: about here that sorry, there's gonna be no.
47:43
Speaker 1: Dude, mister Meaggy, warm up your hands and be like.
47:45
Speaker 1: I'm like and then I'm and I walk out of here.
47:48
Speaker 1: Grand one session eighty quid. We're done. I don't want
47:51
Speaker 1: to be coming back here for six weeks time slowly
47:53
Speaker 1: building it up through a range of weight based exercises
47:56
Speaker 1: in the gym.
47:57
Speaker 3: No, I get you on that one. I get you
47:59
Speaker 3: that one, but obviously it depends on the injury. Like
48:01
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. But there's nobody. Nobody out
48:04
Speaker 3: there is like they put a tea towel around the
48:06
Speaker 3: woman's neck and kill damn near killed her. Like I
48:08
Speaker 3: have seen this, Jesus Christ. You put a tea towel.
48:11
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, you have been attention, Jesus Christ. Girl
48:14
Speaker 3: going to killing new for the weekend, Do you know
48:16
Speaker 3: what I mean? Like here I lie down here, you
48:21
Speaker 3: wrap a tea towel around my neck. Now, I know
48:23
Speaker 3: people get hunched neck from sitting at that, but like
48:27
Speaker 3: you ain't gonna like it's you're not hammerd steel like
48:31
Speaker 3: this is it happened over time? You you'll only corrected overtime,
48:35
Speaker 3: like your man is there wraps a tea towel around
48:38
Speaker 3: this woman's neck. Of course something pops because there's the
48:40
Speaker 3: air somewhere in the joint, like there's you know, there's
48:43
Speaker 3: a pop somewhere. Oh that woman like like one more millimeter,
48:49
Speaker 3: she's dead. She's dead. Put on the end of the bench. God,
48:52
Speaker 3: i'd say, you feel class year.
48:55
Speaker 1: It sounds to me. Tell them that your main problem
48:57
Speaker 1: with all this is that it doesn't work. Yeah, that
49:00
Speaker 1: it's snake oil and showmanship. It's p. T. Barnum. It
49:06
Speaker 1: just doesn't work.
49:07
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it doesn't work.
49:08
Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you, like I will say, it
49:11
Speaker 1: makes great content. You know what it means.
49:12
Speaker 3: Now, That's what vexes me is that I actually love
49:15
Speaker 3: watching it.
49:15
Speaker 1: That's why.
49:16
Speaker 3: And I wouldn't I wouldn't pass judge without it. Like
49:18
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. You'll never hear me giving
49:20
Speaker 3: out about the Kardashians here because I haven't seen three
49:23
Speaker 3: seconds of them, do you know what I mean? So
49:24
Speaker 3: I don't know. I wouldn't go all it's great to
49:27
Speaker 3: what I feel. I feel duped because I've watching it. God,
49:31
Speaker 3: I'm enjoy in this, But at the same time, it's
49:34
Speaker 3: a load of our shite. There's nobody doing that. There's
49:37
Speaker 3: nobody's fixing anybody with a fucking hammer, bolster chair, there's no.
49:40
Speaker 1: It reminds me Tom and I I haven't gone so
49:43
Speaker 1: far down into the charter practice. Well, let us know
49:46
Speaker 1: in the comments that we're saying that right by the way.
49:50
Speaker 1: A couple of videos, But I do know one thing
49:52
Speaker 1: that got me pretty good there for a long time,
49:54
Speaker 1: for a couple of years was pimple popping.
49:58
Speaker 2: Ah Jesus Christ videos online and super crack right. I knew,
50:02
Speaker 2: I absolutely because it's like, you know, someone goes in
50:07
Speaker 2: and we've got like what assist that, what have you?
50:09
Speaker 2: And it's like we sort that out, and in my
50:10
Speaker 2: brain I'm just watching that and all I'm all the
50:12
Speaker 2: things I was like, imagine because I know what it
50:15
Speaker 2: is to have like a pimple. Yeah, back in the day,
50:19
Speaker 2: like you know, you had a big fucking and when
50:22
Speaker 2: it goes, it's like, oh yeah, the fucking relief of that,
50:24
Speaker 2: that's lovely. So I'm like, I see the people and
50:27
Speaker 2: they're like, here's your pimple pop, and I'm like, God,
50:29
Speaker 2: the relief that must be is just unbelievable. And she
50:32
Speaker 2: got that lady got a TV show out of it,
50:33
Speaker 2: that doctor got a TV show.
50:34
Speaker 1: Out of it, and I watched it for years. Tom
50:38
Speaker 1: So now I'm looking at this going, yeah, I know
50:40
Speaker 1: where it is to have a sore back from being
50:42
Speaker 1: hunched over at a computer. I'm hunched over right now.
50:45
Speaker 1: I could correct my posture, but.
50:47
Speaker 3: I'll just go to the bed and a love hammer.
50:52
Speaker 3: He's going to straighten me out. I'll walk out of here,
50:55
Speaker 3: because that's that's how you fix all bodes, isn't it.
50:58
Speaker 3: That's that's it.
50:59
Speaker 1: I mean, like, if if you're telling me that, I
51:00
Speaker 1: can just walk into this guy and he's gonna give
51:03
Speaker 1: me like an angle slam and I'm gonna be crying.
51:06
Speaker 3: He's got f five you through the f.
51:09
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna reach.
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Speaker 3: Jesus Christ when I come here sooner. There's a thousand
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Speaker 3: quid I feel a million dollars nail stick it out
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Speaker 3: of my head.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta throw this to
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Speaker 1: the fine list of the Tom and Jerry Show, because
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Speaker 1: I've never gone for this time, you've gone for a
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Speaker 1: version of this. We want to know their take on
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Speaker 1: you where you can let us know in the comments.
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Speaker 1: You can let us know when the comments at Tom
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Speaker 1: and Jerry show term and Jerry Jerry with a G
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Speaker 3: Yeah, our logo, our logo has an e percent.
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Speaker 1: But it's confusing. I know it's all. But like I say,
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Speaker 1: get us on Instagram, or get us on Twitter, or
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Speaker 1: you'll get me at Jerry McBride to get him Tom underscore.
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Speaker 1: Oh man, he will get us pretty much anywhere if
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Speaker 1: you just put in Tom and Jerry look for an
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Speaker 1: icon that looks like you think we sound like.
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Speaker 3: And that's exactly it. In all fairness, In all fairness,
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Speaker 3: I have been mistook a few times to being on
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Speaker 3: other podcasts and they were like Jesus, I didn't realize
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Speaker 3: he looked normal because I sound mental, it would seem
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Speaker 3: it must be said. But to be fair, Rob Steers
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Speaker 3: our friend who's an artist. He kind of nailed us
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Speaker 3: on that on on the logo. In all fairness this
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Speaker 3: we both I.
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Speaker 1: Went and I went and grew long hair despite them.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, other than that, we're fairly spot on.
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Speaker 3: Do subscribe to whatever platform you're on if it's your
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Speaker 3: first time listening because you just trailed it over here
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Speaker 3: I think there's a bell on most of them now,
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Speaker 3: mostly Spotify, Bear, Platey Jared, we are at a rock
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Speaker 3: star and five stars. Everybody somebody clean, somebody cleaned house.
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Speaker 3: We were at a four point nine some absolutely I
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Speaker 3: love it, but their beautiful listeners have brought us back
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Speaker 3: up to five stars.
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Speaker 1: Beautiful.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so they do. Please because it's of no use
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Speaker 3: or have a bike shed on us. It shows people
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Speaker 3: visibility I suppose for our podcast and all the rest.
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Speaker 3: But and that's about it. Let us know. Do please
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Speaker 3: follow followed, like Jerry said, especially on Twitter and Instagram,
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Speaker 3: which is really the only places, but to follow the
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Speaker 3: actual the Tom and Jerry Show because Jerry Wood is
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Speaker 3: brilliant to putting up stuff and we need we need
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Speaker 3: to know you know the vibe of what we're talking about,
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Speaker 3: especially if it's from bike shedding. If you disagree, you
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Speaker 3: think that's scandalous, which, let's be honest, I had.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are your communist sheds? Costs money?
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Speaker 3: And I mean we've had our tongues will into the
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Speaker 3: side of our mouth. We're blogarden the course. Do you
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Speaker 3: think you could get more out of a bike? Shit?
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Speaker 3: I think more? Could we? Not a half million? Bike? Shit? Tom.
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Speaker 1: They can't even smoke outside this fucking thing.
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Speaker 3: They can't even shift from the back. You can't do anything.
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Speaker 3: You can't smoke, you can't shift, not least it is
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Speaker 3: christ Tell you go go. If you're new to Fred Dimna,
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Speaker 3: go listen to the two episodes clips. I'm gonna clips
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Speaker 3: because we absolutely love that man. And for finally chiropractory.
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Speaker 3: Are we saying it right? For one? Because that'll tell
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Speaker 3: you everything, Jared, the very fact.
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Speaker 1: You'll tell you the research we do for these things.
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Speaker 3: I fully don't know. Listen, I voiced biled Jerry's more
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Speaker 3: than about half five because it was in. It was
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Speaker 3: in my head and I needed to get it out.
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Speaker 3: Tell that's what you think is a load of ship?
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Speaker 3: Have you been to get I can't go up the
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Speaker 3: arts whatever for whatever reason that you had to pay
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Speaker 3: somewhere and did it Sart? You are you going, your
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Speaker 3: rotten bastard, you empty pockets And now I'm sorbed, not
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Speaker 3: what I was before I went in there. Let us
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Speaker 3: know anyway, Jared, I'm going to just go lie over
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Speaker 3: the washing line and just be beaten with a hardy
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Speaker 3: to get all the dust out of me while drinking
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Speaker 3: some tropical blasts leroship.
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Speaker 1: Maybe that might be. That might kind of kink or
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Speaker 1: new idea as well. Tom, Literally, that's it.
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Speaker 3: Look astro fat with an