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How to music? – Musk vs Twitter, Dua Lipa’s Zatanna & Joker Suit Auction · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I've been thinking lately and oh God I know that is scary but something's
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  confused me and I need Matt to explain to me okay how do you
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  music welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy how do you m music do you need to music Luke cuz no no what I'm finding is
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  like there are new songs coming out and they sound different how is that still
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  possible today it's an interesting question I don't know Luke cuz I've
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  listened to the radio and I don't think they sound all that different in fact
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  I'd go as far as saying all pop music kind of sounds the same now yeah you it
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  depends on which station you listen to every station sounds the same but all
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  stations can sound different I should say in western music there's only 12
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  notes I think they have more notes in in other cultures that were like [ __ ] it we
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  need more notes we should just use some of those notes make some new songs yeah
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  we borrow some maybe that's what it is maybe they're just borrowing some of
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  those notes yeah we play a h no but just I've never so I've I I
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  learned to play when I was very young and I always just kind of [ __ ] around
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  and wrote stuff and I've been in bands where people are like oh you know how to
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  write songs I'm like what do you mean so I don't really know how to explain it um
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  yeah just not not that I'm like born with some thing I just must have learned
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  it when I was little and I don't I just don't know how to explain it yeah I just
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  don't know how it's still possible that like bands will like a band will play
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  different songs that but I'll have like a sound to them but their songs will
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  still be different within their sound yeah yeah no I know what you mean use
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  body jar as a good example of that body jar sounds like body jar but their songs
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  are different yeah yeah like they're what pop punk I guess you would call
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  them but they don't sound like Blink 182 who are also pop punk or like Alkaline
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  Trio don't sound like either of those bands they're also pop punk like how is
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  that yeah yeah and not just like the singer is different because actually the
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  singer from alal andreo is now in Blink 182 but it doesn't sound like they don't
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  sound the same still it's just yeah yeah I know the music's
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  weird I don't I don't know how to explain it okay you're my only
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  hope no there is is another I get H to come on and
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  explain it yeah that would be good he'll give a even more waffly [ __ ] answer
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  I I don't know that anybody knows the answer exactly nobody knows I think
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  that's the secret that would be my question to some I mean if you asked
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  Danny Elfman he'd be like just go yeah that's right do you know Danny
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  Offman composes on the xylophone that's his preferred instrument I didn't know
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  that ridiculous but I'm almost not surprised yeah I know I'd love that in
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  way cuz it's like I I have heard that is that like a good way to write music is
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  to not write it on the instrument that you will eventually have it on okay mhm yep
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  yeah so get the sound sound of and then transfer because it's mostly about a
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  Melody right but but you get distracted right and if like say for example I play
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  guitar my PR instrument if I pick up a Guitar I'm probably going to do the same
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  sort of things that I usually do whereas if I like take the xylophone if I start
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  playing a [ __ ] on xylophone who knows what I'm gonna do I
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  don't mat you know how to play the xylophone on Amazon right now I think
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  it's been a while since I think I think my daughter might have one actually
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  yeah oh I bought my daughter a little piano for her birthday coming up oh cool
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  and in fact she has she has a a big piano that you can kick with your feet
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  um but it only it's
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  it's yeah four keys on it um this this has got it's not a full key 12 not but
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  it's yeah it's got It's got a full octave at least so you can actually you
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  can play chords on it yeah right don't tell a until next month see octave is
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  confusing too because o you know octave there's eight notes there but there are
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  semitones just listeners in case you're confused Luke's already
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  confused yeah I'm out semones is just
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  that most centrans can't play them yeah yeah so now it's getting confused
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  confusing I shouldn't have thought about it my um my my complete knowledge of
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  songwriting and I haven't written a song since I was a teenager but I used I used
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  to write some back when I was you know emo was um to just be playing a song
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  written by someone else and think to myself that's quite a good chord
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  progression I wonder if I could come up with a different Melody to sing over
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  this and that's right this
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  song I think as well as as uh shown by friends of our
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  that's what a lot of songs are um access awesome have a whole song about it yeah
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  mhm mhm I also um did a thing this week and if you both look at your phone youve
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  been tagged in a photo from the multiple n Instagram account okay let me have a
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  look here on the old have been
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  tagged oh that's amazing [ __ ] off SE it wait for Matt to
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  get there [ __ ] off when did you do that that's great did that yesterday oh wow
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  oh my so you were both as well as me tattooed on my body forever that is
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  amazing I've never been tattooed on somebody so this is a milestone in and
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  of itself but I've also never had my art tattooed on somebody and I drew this so
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  I feel very good about that as well I've contributed to the canvas that
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  is Luke that is amazing and we're right next to Donald
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  Duck so we've got pride of place and we're inside that's the Halo that's the
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  Halo yeah yeah yep like on forearm for everyone to see yeah and it I mean
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  technically just looking at the angle it looks like we're closer to Luke's heart
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  than Donald too which is quite nice depends where he
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  puts his arm that is excellent Line work I must say that is
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  absolutely good tattooist you want to give her a shout out prawn girl at CRA
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  Inc thank you Annie thank you Annie this is [ __ ]
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  awesome yeah this is great look at that now none of us can change our hair or
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  beard style from now on not that we NE St anytime we get
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  something like this something like this we haven't got tattoos before people
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  we've asked people to do art or people have done art or whatever before we're
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  like okay now we just have to look the same forever
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  that's right yeah th this is now one up um once once on the show many many years
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  ago we were talking about um a stained glass window of me Christlike holding a
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  land and one of our listeners painted
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  that for us and it was amazing
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  um but this is this is fantastic or uh me as Spider-Man I think we got a few of
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  those back in the day which I appreciate very yeah so that was my day yesterday so you
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  got two tattoos yesterday or was the other one a red herring no I did also get the Ewok as
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  well it's it's he's here oh look at that that's
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  great I've uh I've got a surprise too oh
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  um Al this might this might actually just annoy Luke more than anything
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  though um just give me a second lights
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  off oh all right so I'm just going to do that oh he is
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  circumcised yeah on SEC can you can you guys see
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  me um not really no how about now I
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  can Jesus yes I can oh that's
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  magnificent you that's a new
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  one it's cows that's cows oh wow it's so
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  nice yeah it's pretty impressive I got to
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  say okay so in that this is an audio uh broadcast L why don't you explain to the
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  listeners what you were looking at well obviously all our listeners got got it
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  when he said this is cows it's cow's
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  lightsaber from the Fallen order Alexa lights on yeah so uh our
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  friend Liz who I think you guys you guys met Liz Liz from the cons from track
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  Mark yeah uh I got this for us from Disney look at that that is beautiful
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  wow yeah it is Hardcore like it's just it's [ __ ] metal
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  hardcore it's metal and also it's metal
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  yes so oh you're also wearing a formula one shirt I
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  am I thought that was less not notable but sure yeah it's nice though and it's
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  per so it suits you did you have to go scouring for the purple one no this is
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  they made these for um for Miami they made them in pride month I will give you
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  some advice with that lightsaber though it takes what batteries does that one
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  take uh Double A's I believe oh just take him out of here too
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  though make sure you take him out if you're going to leave him sitting there
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  for quite some while oh good point yeah I don't want Li they they actually do
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  corrode in that or they used to they'll lick yeah it's good advice actually
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  you're supposed to do that with all Electronics but this one especially I'd
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  say yeah so this this is the blade uh which is obviously it comes out
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  obviously but and it's actually quite a sturdy blade as well like you can
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  actually hit other ones and it is fine so I don't know if if you notice when I
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  was you actually have to be a little bit rougher with it than I was comfortable
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  with at first to get it to do it but it does do like that and the blade will
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  flash like white like as in your thing
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  which is [ __ ] cool um and I also learn you got to be a bit more violent
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  with it than you exactly you get it and you want to be you want to be gentle
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  with it but it's it's not making any noise but then when you actually start
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  moving oh it does really go for it yeah but also I learned that the reason it's
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  blue is because this makes it blue this can be any
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  color oh apparently oh yeah cuz it goes off the crystal that's in the lightsaber
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  cuz you build your own but you're talking about doesn't have a like I
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  can't change the crystal in this one cuz this is Cal you've got another handset
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  that was green say you wouldn't need another tube or if I got one of the ones
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  from the uh what is it the saber workshop and I yeah the where you build
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  your own you put your own Crystal you can swap the crystals and it will change
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  color you can use the same Blade the yeah I was like to be clear it's not a
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  crystal right it's a gobo like L it's a piece of plastic that has like an RFID
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  in it that tells the hilt what color the blade right but but yeah probably
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  saves them a lot of money yeah but I just thought that's
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  really cool so I I don't know exactly obviously I don't know how exactly it
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  works but like I mean you saw that the effect of this is [ __ ] amazing
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  incredible blue yeah it looks it looks real and I mean we'll put up on the
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  Instagram Jenna got some footage of me flailing around like a [ __ ] Whit last
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  night oh with it outside and it's just like yeah it just looks awesome that's
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  great do you thanks look before we move too far away from um Matt's purple shirt
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  something that's uh it's not in the spreadsheet for today but I did pop it
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  in a couple of weeks ago we didn't quite get to it but uh some Batman costumes
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  are being auctioned off and there these are screen used Batman costumes now the
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  first one is George cloone
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  1997 yeah sweaten up um George Clooney's
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  um nipples suit as it's come to be known the it's up for option the nip suit but
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  no something else probably shouldn't probably shouldn't no um wonder if I'd
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  fit in that yeah maybe you would but I've got the G I thought maybe maybe
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  what you're saying cloy has a gut he he doesn't have a gut in this
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  picture he's in great shape oh I don't know he sort of there was a stage where
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  he went from being super to I'm just a
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  guy was there okay all right I think there was I think he's been sucking in
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  his gut for I don't think he's a guy like where guys I think he's a guy like
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  George Clooney is a guy and like you know Christian Bale is a guy who like
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  Christian Bale didn't bother to get in shape for for Thor but that doesn't mean
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  he looks like us he was in decent shape to begin with yeah yeah exactly have you
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  seen that Great Clip there's a great clip of it must have been on the Thor
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  red carpet but some journalist is doing some kind of bit bumps into her and and
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  he bumps into her and he's like oh sure about that and she's like you can bump
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  into me anytime Christian Bale yeah but um I know that uh you know you
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  all like Batman uh but I don't expect anyone to get too excited about this but
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  Matt and Luke I thought both of you might be interested to hear that Jack
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  Nicholson's purple joker suit is also up
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  for auction and I can really see both of you wearing a purple suit especially one
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  worn by Jack himself now they are expecting might go for about 60 Grand
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  that's what they're expecting this to go for so it's not cheap but it is
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  harvested it back custody you can have the pants and you the
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  jacket now it's beautiful I'm just looking at this pure wo it's actually
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  not pure purple it's got a very thin orange pin stripe which I think just
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  makes it even better oh my God where is the now oh yeah here I'll I'll pop it in
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  yeah it's in last week's but I'll pop it down here so you've got it no this is
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  just a dated article where's the where do I where do I buy it live auction in 17
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  hours oh you get the shoes with it you get the
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  shoes it goes live in 17 hours so yeah from now we
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  got what size is the Hat pure wool orange and turquoise pin strip suit
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  double breasted Peak lapel jacket with two Hip wel pockets and one left chest
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  pocket purple buttons at cuffs and front closure lined with purple satin very
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  nice matching button front vest oh it's a threepiece with four front pockets Sil
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  clinching belts at the sides and front button front closure lined in Ivory
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  striped satin and backed with purple pattern sating the Hat's got the the the
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  what you call it the pan makeup in it the the white makeup from his pair of UK
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  made purple leather and suede size 10 and a half lace up ankle boots plus a
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  dobs brand purple felt hat with gross green hatband see the thing about this
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  if we were to somehow buy this we're not going to be like a lot of the other
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  collectors who go and put this aside and display or anything we're going to wear
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  the [ __ ] out of this absolutely yeah this is what I wear to CS forever okay
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  we go thirds I wear the vest one of you gets the pants and the hat the other one
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  gets the jacket I think that's fair oh you've just screwed Luke cuz he doesn't
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  want the pants but he wants the want PS don't need PS yeah I need the hat I
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  don't think the same person should get the jacket and the hat though this is
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  nice well can I take the shirt tie and hat yeah I don't see why not tie Matt
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  you're okay with that sure you have the jacket and the shoes I mean I'm not not
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  going to fit the shoes either so but I'll get the vest
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  Tor the last time I wore a purple vest was at your wedding oh yeah good
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  point well all we need this is the listeners to go to Pat on.com nerdgasm
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  and uh give us $65,000 in the next 17 hours so before you've heard this
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  we wa whoaa whoa whoa next
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  minimum it says 84,000 with oh yeah
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  buyers premium I realized it's um opening bid of $60,000 not expected to
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  sell for $60,000 so buyers premium yeah so I guess you got to pay the
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  house you actually do have to pay yeah
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  25% I learned this recently because um I watched documentary on um it's called
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  The Lost Da Vinci which is about the controversy over this painting which may
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  or may not be Leonardo D Vin but sby sold it for $450
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  million uh plus that premium so knew
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  they don't take a percentage you have to pay on top of what you right right the
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  pay 450 million the bidder pays it yeah right I'd prefer just to pay a
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  percentage so I'm just know look I'm B this I don't care how this is an
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  American thing it's like when they add tax later yeah it's essentially tax yeah
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  cuz you would assume it's like a house sale the real to get 10% cut you now
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  need to you now need to think because also the percentage changes at certain
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  points you need to go I want to bid this but you're not including the premium
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  hang on a minute when you buy a house in in Australia do you not I mean I I have
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  to pay a percentage to the agent of what
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  this the sale price is that here it's included in the house no not here ah oh
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  yeah here that's all included essentially you're tipping you're tipping your
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  realtor yeah I believe so I I could be wrong our situation was a little weird
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  but yeah I believe so I believe you I think your situation was different
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  because didn't you buy a haunted house um for from a weed guy off from a um
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  from a gypsy yes and I paid in deons cuz like we obviously we're buying a house
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  at the moment and um we want to get the most for our money and I told qu all you
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  need to do is inherit a haunted house from um an unknown deceased uncle and
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  then just spend one night there um to survive the ghosts that are already
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  there and then make friends with them and then it becomes your house so yeah
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  but in Australia it's um cuz like if I was to sell this place like I'm
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  basically paying the real estate to sell so yeah it's a it's sometimes it's a
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  percentage sometimes it's a fixed price but the person buying the house it's got
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  nothing to do with them that me hiring an agent or not
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  correct H that's the person selling the house is issue you're just buying a
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  house and go I'll give you money and you leave and I move in yeah
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  Dan most of us we move why can't you why haven't you figured this out yet you
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  leave I move in if only no one's living in my house it's
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  empty right now that's your problem yeah that's it yeah you can't complete the
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  process cuz there's no one to move out no one to move out they has it's like uh
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  Danny you can't move in until someone moves out it's like you're it's like
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  you're Innocent but only if you find someone who's guilty yeah right
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  someone's gone to jail for this crime someone's got to move out of this house
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  before I oh I'll tell you something that's weird I'm just looking I'm still
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  on that heritage auctions website so the starting price for the Joker's outfit is
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  65 the starting price for Batman is 40,000 that's so funny isn't it that's
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  interesting well because it's Clooney and yeah Clooney versus Jack Nicholson
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  yeah versus the but as we've just we just discovered in this tiny microcosm
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  we would much prefer to bid on a purple wool pinstriped suit than R sweaty
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  rubbery bat suit yeah I might wear the suit you know from time to time at to an
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  event even just be like look what I've got I'm not going to wear the back not
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  even dress up yeah that's right not the Clooney back soon anyway I might wear
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  the one oh the Katon one you could get John Wick's signature suit oh oh yeah
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  okay starting price 8 and a half as worn by
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  Keanu as worn by Keanu yeah so you get
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  his sweat and you can clone him o yeah can you clone from sweat does sweat
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  contain DNA I assume it does I mean Luke's a scientist he know yeah do we have a
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  jingle for Luke science anyway we talked about ghosts
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  very very briefly and I this this is just a nice bit of news that we don't
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  have to go into for much but um there was an old Ghostbusters game on the
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  Super Nintendo and umga Genesis that uh you could play as any of the
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  Ghostbusters sorry correction any of the white Ghostbusters um and so now 30
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  years later um somebody has hacked the ROM and uh and made it so that you can
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  play as Winston now which I think can you play as Winston in the new ones I
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  assume so yes you absolutely can yeah [ __ ] Winston's such a good character
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  that's such yeah that's such a bummer have you seen though there's a mistake
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  have you seen that uh somebody on YouTube has pointed out that if you
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  actually watch the timeline closely Winston arrives does his interview gets
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  put straight in the car with Ry then has
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  to go and testify um to the mayor and he says look I've only been with these guys
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  a couple of weeks but I've seen [ __ ] that'll send you white but he hasn't
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  been there a couple of weeks he's literally been there since earlier that
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  day he's the only sensible member of the
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  team yeah yeah to the point where in this interview when they ask him if he
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  believes in ghosts he like I don't give a [ __ ] if if get paid I'll believe
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  whatever you tell me yeah I don't care I just want the
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  money it's just a job it's sort of weird the best that was s the only person who
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  came in for the interview for people who were in the news and popular but they
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  only get one application yeah that's good point especially if you consider
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  that New York were having a real problem with ghosts at that point so it's not
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  even up for debate at at this point like whether the ghost exists like everyone's
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  seen them they're [ __ ] everywhere but it works better for the
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  script that way ghosts are sucking people off in this world you know
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  yeah we got that clip of Dan eoy talking about how it's based on a true
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  story have you heard that clip was it was it on Joe Rogan or something else
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  told Joe Rogan yeah yeah that that was based on a thing that happened to him in
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  Joe Rogan's like what what ghost sucked me off I'm not remembering that wrong
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  right that that happened D yeah I'm pretty sure find the clip but I'm I'm
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  positive that happened yeah I had an experience one night where something got
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  into bed with me I was alone I know what went on there but I I just figured uh
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  well you [ __ ] the ghost well or it it tried to come on to me and I didn't
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  refuse its uh uh res you know what I just nugged up next to it and the pants
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  come down I think yeah so so sex with ghosts you didn't get
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  nervous you know I may have been so tired I may have been so resolved and
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  resigned I thought you know what there's no point in panicking so you're you're
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  100% in on ghosts I am if a ghost sucked
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  you off right and I'm I'm sorry you go through it and ends up on you yes yeah
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  okay so that's what I was wondering would you have to clean yourself up even
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  if the swallowed your C but then also how does it work because like if what's
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  touching me yeah yes but Poltergeist can move things you know I mean Slimer could
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  pick up a whole hand these are the questions Joe Rogan was afraid to
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  ask get Dan aoid on this podcast right
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  now I want to know straight from the mouth of Dan akroy whether he had to
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  wipe his own [ __ ] off his chest after
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  that ghost sucked him off y we'll never
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  know God that interview Dan was infuriating cuz I was like I thought he
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  was magnificent I mean it was 50% Dan arroy just trying to sell me vodka and
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  50% him trying to convince me aliens were real ghosts and just anything just
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  believes in everything he believes in literally everything
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  yeah I bet bet he's a sovereign citizen Luke I bet oh
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  guaranteed Matt Luke and I would have to spend a fortune but you could probably
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  get a bottle of Dano's vodka quite cheaply I've got one I think I think
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  I've that's the one that comes in the skull comes in the skull yeah yeah yeah
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  he's shown us that before I'm fairly certain I've got one that's got Vodka in
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  it too right now I think sure so like
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  got an super it's not super expensive is it it's it's no well certainly not $100
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  boo here it's not cheap but I says dan arroy presents on the label I think he's
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  just a investor in it yeah yeah it's sort of like um
• 25:59
  Ryan Reynolds with like um Aviation gin that's good gin by the way and uh well
• 26:04
  the rock is all over terana but oh you don't like Aviation what do you what do
• 26:08
  you like what's what's your gin oh I'll drink it no no no but fine but what's
• 26:12
  your favorite um look the best gin I find is actually also reasonably priced
• 26:16
  is the the Japanese gin the oh Roku Roku okay it's a great gin if you that's a
• 26:23
  set toop recorder I think you'll find the Roku it's it's a very quite small
• 26:28
  bottles though no no they're 700 M so just you get the okay
• 26:33
  right looks it's a really good G at a really good price yeah right I know my
• 26:39
  gy like Luke says everything like he's endorsing it yeah that's right I'm
• 26:44
  hoping I'll get a deal out of it very reasonable price and if you use the code
• 26:48
  nerdgasm you can get 10% off first purchase I'd love them to sponsor the
• 26:55
  show we're back to the old days where Luke's drunk EP every episode I think I
• 26:59
  have a a taster thing of Jen that we haven't done yet thank you for the
• 27:04
  reminder I will do that I'll have a look and see if it's down what I'm here
• 27:08
  for I've got three Gins I've got to try downstairs I forgot about I'm drinking
• 27:15
  piona if I'm not drinking alcohol no one's allowed to except for Matt oh
• 27:19
  piona is a soda I thought for some for some reason I thought you berries is
• 27:23
  that alcohol yeah it's beer in America there's a fine line between alcohol and
• 27:30
  pop do people say pop where you live Matt because I know it's regional no no
• 27:35
  they say soda soda yeah or just the name of whatever it is that they want I guess
• 27:40
  okay oh so it's still wrong hey so when I drink whiskey I drink it with soda I.E
• 27:45
  sparkly water what would I have what would I have to what would I have to ask
• 27:48
  for for that soda but I don't want a Coke I don't want Coke poured into it no
• 27:51
  no no they would know or Sela whiskey and Sela foolproof yeah
• 27:58
  while I salsa H cuz I know I asked for vodka lemonade
• 28:04
  in New York City Once years ago and he was like I think he means Sprite and I'm
• 28:08
  like doesn't have to be Sprite mate could be scheps he's like just say
• 28:12
  Sprite from now on like and Dave trying to explain what a vodka orange is
• 28:17
  because yeah he means it's called a screwdriver but he he was [ __ ]
• 28:21
  arguing with that guy for furious you want a screwdriver no I want a vodka and
• 28:25
  orange yeah yeah cuz he's like your screwdriver he's like what's in it he's
• 28:29
  like Ford K orange he's like that's what I said why did you not know that that's
• 28:34
  what I meant yeah yeah drunk Dave cuz when I when I conferred with you you said no yeah
• 28:41
  that's right can you do a vodka they gave him a screwdriver they gave him
• 28:47
  vodka and orange soda somewhere too that happened too cuz I know you got a whis
• 28:53
  lemonade or something which I feel like come on mate that's obviously not what
• 28:56
  you wanted but then yeah yes ma do you remember do you remember David stally
• 29:01
  Lord stally he once um he wasn't a big drinker and he said to me what do you
• 29:06
  want once and I said scotch and soda and he went to the bar and he came back with
• 29:10
  something it didn't look like a scotch and soda and when I tasted it certainly
• 29:13
  didn't taste like a scotch and soda and I said what is this and he goes so what
• 29:17
  do you ask for scotch and squash and I'm like no what I'm like did you did the
• 29:23
  bartender try to talk you out of this he's like yeah he did I'm like yeah this
• 29:27
  is not the thing he said I was [ __ ] he wasn't a drinker was he but I told
• 29:31
  him it's not no definitely not he's like yeah he insisted he is
• 29:36
  what he drinks scotch and squash for for listeners you don't what squash is it's
• 29:40
  like lemon soda right yeah but it's it's more
• 29:45
  like it's not lemonade it's like solo if you do you have Solo in America yeah I
• 29:51
  think oh you know what I don't know
• 29:53
  maybe CLE it's like more
• 29:59
  it's more lemony than more lemony yeah yeah in that lemonade tast in fact I
• 30:04
  sometimes it's got tastes a lemon yeah yeah yeah yeah you don't want toch
• 30:11
  anyway definitely not all right I need to disappear for two seconds I'll be
• 30:16
  back in a moment there's no surprise this time oh I just need to do something
• 30:20
  quickly why why did you why did you cough suspiciously then it's no surprise
• 30:25
  I something in my I just had something in my throat I have no more surpris
• 30:28
  today I was thrown you my tattoos was always surprises well Matt um maybe
• 30:33
  while Luke's gone I can just quickly and I'm sure you know all about this oh he's
• 30:37
  he's literally gone he's gone he's camera's off yeah not not suspicious at
• 30:42
  all no Matt um I there's some doal leaper news this week and I know you're a
• 30:49
  fan sure so funny she because she's often in in trivia questions you know like it's
• 30:56
  like the um and it's the question who's the only British pop star Matt can name yeah so
• 31:03
  or like you get the um the the sheet that's like identify these pop stars or
• 31:07
  whatever and then people are always oh that's might be I'm like no that's do
• 31:10
  Lea they like how do you know I'm like I don't because Instagram one time was
• 31:13
  like do you like do a leaper and I was like I thought she was an indie artist
• 31:17
  so I followed her so I know who she is like I don't know how to explain it yeah
• 31:23
  yeah um well I thought this was relevant um apparently Marvel are eyeing her for
• 31:27
  for um a superhero role not Marvel DC DC
• 31:32
  are eying her for a superhero role I don't know mate to any of them act I
• 31:39
  looked over last night was watching a movie with
• 31:42
  um what's Jen Jenn Jenny From the
• 31:47
  Block Jen Latino with a big bum who am I
• 31:50
  oh jenz Jennifer Lopez you knowen Lopez she can be in movies Jennifer Lopez um I
• 31:57
  don't why anyone else can't um apparently she's going to be playing
• 32:01
  zatana zatara and I actually must admit I don't know who that is no okay it's
• 32:07
  that magician looking lady I'm assuming
• 32:09
  in the photo I mean a lot of yeah yeah I
• 32:15
  I don't I mean yeah in on the short list of things I do know about dualipa
• 32:21
  there's I know what she looks like uh I've heard a couple of her songs I don't
• 32:26
  know if she can act though so or if she's is's a comic fan or or or
• 32:30
  literally anything else about her so I'm not sure whether makes I don't know
• 32:34
  whether I should be I mean I'd say she doesn't look like a Comics fan but then
• 32:38
  again what does a Comics fan look like these days yeah good
• 32:41
  point yeah it was easy to pick him out a long time ago correct yeah he's back
• 32:47
  let's try and spot back sorry I had to go to the toilet
• 32:52
  oh the fact that he turned his camera off is suspicious to him because where I
• 32:58
  would assume that he went in the other room but I'm for some reason gotten
• 33:04
  self-conscious about how I walk now oh oh because you walk
• 33:09
  normal well I don't only us can see you right you don't need to be
• 33:12
  self-conscious to mad at me I'm self-conscious to me all right so should
• 33:18
  we ask your wife to stop Snapchatting us footage of you trying to get up the
• 33:22
  stairs then no no that's hilarious yeah cuz it is I don't I don't want to stop
• 33:26
  that and also I wake up screaming still it's fun oh okay jeez pain different
• 33:33
  yeah no just when I wake up in the morning and then try to move it's quite
• 33:37
  painful yeah my Muses done anything no I mean I I hurt my back a little bit the
• 33:43
  other day but I mean you wouldn't know what that's like so yeah yeah I try not
• 33:47
  to winge about stuff like that to Luke yeah exactly I am back to considering
• 33:52
  getting the leg taken off yeah oh really yeah just to screw it
• 33:58
  even you could cool robotic one yeah I was about to say you could get something
• 34:02
  infinitely more cool than a human leg at this stage actually I don't know from
• 34:07
  where they have to amputate I don't know if I would it would be so above or below the
• 34:13
  dick probably in line with the dick yeah no actually they would measure down to
• 34:17
  the dick can you just carve around
• 34:22
  it as you get older though your balls are going to become lower and lower in comparison
• 34:28
  yeah but I really think cuz a lot of people when you sit they've got the
• 34:32
  stump yes like and they've still got a fair their where I'd be further up so
• 34:37
  all the way to the to the hip joint but that's all right that'll just
• 34:41
  mean you have way more control over it cuz if it was from the if it was from
• 34:45
  the knee down I'd say [ __ ] it Peg Leg like classic wooden Peg Leg you know
• 34:50
  what I mean but that's not think from that high you're back to the peg League
• 34:54
  maybe yeah but we're talking like Civil War era Peg Leg rather than pirate peg
• 35:01
  leg Yeah Yeah do would you you wouldn't get like you know like Adam Jensen from
• 35:07
  from um DSX man can divided get like I'd love
• 35:13
  that so you could like jump really high or like shoot discs of death out of
• 35:18
  you I think with that you have to get done on both legs you you could have a jumping leg
• 35:24
  and a I mean just I mean make sure you don't land no but here's the thing mat Matt if you
• 35:31
  got one bionic leg then it would not take long before your shitty old human
• 35:36
  leg is going to just not cut it anymore you're going to just go back yeah you're
• 35:41
  going to go back and be like can I have a robot leg on this side as well but if
• 35:45
  you got to do that you might as well just be like [ __ ] it spider legs you
• 35:49
  know what I mean like I don't know what you're talking
• 35:55
  about Darth Mo was killed in the fan of Menace my leg has until Christmas to
• 35:59
  work itself out otherwise otherwi p a price oh poor choice of
• 36:06
  words I can't open my PESA I got
• 36:13
  it now I want something delicious I don't have anything
• 36:17
  delicious it's nothing in my hand for our American l p is passion fruit soda
• 36:23
  yeah yes yeah we don't I don't think we have that here I don't know what the
• 36:25
  equivalent would be either I don't know that we have have one not sure you must still want
• 36:30
  australa to start Dr Pepper I drink a lot of soda
• 36:34
  so or S A man mat that's why I mean I
• 36:41
  think Australia Dr be sold here I've got a very another very nice
• 36:46
  Japanese beer in my fridge right now oh yeah have to wait till yeah I've got a
• 36:51
  case of aah downstairs I love aah I think aah is great it's since I worked
• 36:56
  out what type beer I like I'm actually like more beer now yeah yeah yeah yeah
• 37:01
  yeah cuz I know I like lger I forers cuz it used to be like every time someone
• 37:05
  hands you a beer there a 50-50 chance about whether you're actually even going
• 37:08
  to like it or not and then you start actually knowing about beers and for
• 37:12
  what you see most craft are not loggers they're all like IPA no there are some
• 37:16
  great craft loggers but you're right and I don't know whether that's just because
• 37:19
  ipas are easier to brew than than loggers or whether yeah we're calling
• 37:22
  you out you trendy Brewers that you just been lazy mind you I did I did buy I did
• 37:28
  buy an IPA a few weeks ago because the brand was guo and I just had to I had to
• 37:33
  buy that and it was okay I had um I had a few cases of aah you may remember this
• 37:37
  Dan I'm going to be very careful when I tell this story not to to give any any
• 37:41
  identify of information away but at some point uh a restaurant near to a place
• 37:47
  that I was happened to be got shut down for health code violations and they
• 37:52
  basically got shut down they moved everything out and they shut down and in
• 37:55
  a few weeks went by and we noticed that there were I stack of cases of beer just
• 38:01
  sitting there outside and and eventually became apparent that no one was going to claim
• 38:07
  them back belong to anyone so we moved them first just to see if anything
• 38:13
  happened and then after a safe period of time we drank them moved them into your
• 38:18
  house is it one of these things that they maybe got shut down and instead of
• 38:21
  facing the fines or anything they just ran fled I'm I'm almost certain that's
• 38:25
  what happened yeah yeah but they cleaned the whole and then these were just left there and
• 38:30
  I was like well I think what clean the whole place out I think you mean got rid of all the
• 38:35
  evidence yeah potentially yeah asah also comes in a slightly bigger can I love
• 38:40
  that the people who make aah are like you love this be and also here's a
• 38:44
  little bit more have you SE look at the size of this can this is American Beer
• 38:48
  Can I can't can't really tell I can't really tell uh is it a that's not what
• 38:53
  you guys call a 40 is it what's a 40 no
• 38:57
  no that's a 60 oz this is a 40 is a
• 39:01
  bottle is it oh a pint in a can oh okay yeah yeah it's it's it's it's just it's
• 39:07
  just 500 Ms it's good [ __ ] right you know 500 Ms why are we
• 39:14
  thinking about that one wait no this is more than 500 mil oh no the 375 Ms is
• 39:19
  the normal one yeah sorry I've been wa for so long what's the little V can that
• 39:23
  must be like 275 or something 250 250 oh V well they might actually be 200
• 39:30
  they still have 250 yeah yeah still love
• 39:33
  it they got the BL yeah the yellow V oh I was just thinking about how much sugar
• 39:38
  must be in it my skin crawled a little bit but I I'm going be I'll have one
• 39:41
  when I get there it's a lot and I love it I get the sugar free sugar free I
• 39:45
  don't drink anything with sugar in it these days cuz somehow I myself that
• 39:49
  that's why I was getting fat it's not I'm getting fat cuz I don't do
• 39:55
  anything yeah that's a factor we got a
• 39:59
  few follow-up items o we do yeah yeah so
• 40:04
  um we've got okay so this this one I thought was interesting so remember we
• 40:08
  talked about the SN cut right and uh and in particular the SN Cuts an academy
• 40:13
  award-winning film of sorts because it got that you
• 40:17
  know AI vote yeah exactly and there was some some speculation that that was kind
• 40:24
  of Bot enhanced right and then apparently I the thing that I thought
• 40:28
  was most interesting about this is that apparently Warner Brothers had a bit of
• 40:32
  an investigation into the buzz around it like full stop like the original Buzz
• 40:37
  around the SN cut that convinced them to do it and they've come out and said
• 40:41
  actually yeah there probably wasn't actually that much actual interest in it
• 40:46
  now that we look at them now that we've done this research it turns out now that
• 40:50
  we' spent all this money I mean it went on to do fun but
• 40:54
  it's they're lucky that it did because it turns out not that many people were
• 40:58
  actually asking for it I could in about
• 41:01
  5 minutes go on to a website find a bot place to make Bots and I could have
• 41:08
  stuff tweeting out like it's not hard the implication of this is are we saying
• 41:13
  that Zack Snider himself did this he went out it be like
• 41:19
  a small subset of fans really wanted it started for as much as I like I think
• 41:25
  these movies aren't great I I don't he doesn't strike me as the type of person
• 41:29
  who would care enough care to do that like right he just yeah although wanted
• 41:36
  to this Pro with the St coming out it does mean that he probably got paid
• 41:41
  twice I mean maybe remember no no no no he remember he he said he was waving all
• 41:46
  fees and everything just to yeah no he seems legit I don't think he would I
• 41:52
  mean might endorsement money or something from it yeah there' be money
• 41:56
  he would have made from it like it's we got to remember like when people like
• 42:00
  this go bankrupt they're rich people bankrupt but they still have lots of
• 42:03
  money true I think I think the the thought on this is that this was one of
• 42:08
  those things where the internet was like yeah this I'm bored let's just do this
• 42:13
  and then got a bunch of bots to make the SN cut and then you know yeah it's far
• 42:18
  too easy to get bots these days to do this type of stuff okay I'm almost
• 42:22
  tempted to find out what we could get remade if we send a bunch of bots to
• 42:27
  Hollywood you know what I mean well I think there also does need to be that
• 42:31
  fan paace there cuz it can't just be the Bots like the Bots can be a major
• 42:35
  contribute but that's more to Kickstart or to show a higher amount of interest
• 42:39
  there still needs to be interest there yeah okay how about this how about this
• 42:42
  we create fake buzz to get the guy who plays Eddie in stranger things to get
• 42:49
  cast in the new Crow movie I reckon people could get behind that everyone
• 42:54
  loves Eddie there's a whole bunch of don't like the did you see that video of
• 42:58
  he was at he was at some ComicCon convention in London or something and I
• 43:02
  guess the the backstory to this was apparently the day before he had been
• 43:05
  like doing a signing and he was he he genuinely just seems like he's a really
• 43:10
  nice guy and he was chat to the fans and spending much time with them and stuff
• 43:14
  and apparently the event organizers were
• 43:17
  like hurry up and like were a bit like
• 43:21
  you oh I can sort of understand that cuz like you've got this huge line sure you
• 43:27
  need to get through like but the next day this video this guy suddenly famous
• 43:32
  so he yeah yeah and and he was he just gen like ni guy and then the next day he
• 43:36
  he he the video that I've seen is he's he's on a panel and someone comes up and
• 43:39
  asks and says to him just I just wanted to say um we really we thought it was
• 43:44
  you know inappropriate what happened yesterday and the way that they treated
• 43:47
  you and um you know I just wanted to speak on behalf of all the fans we
• 43:50
  really love you and we really connected with your character and and and you and
• 43:53
  you seem like a nice guy this this girl just gave this really nice speech and
• 43:56
  he's started crying cuz he was just so touched by it and I was just like this
• 44:00
  dude is legit Yeah Yeah well yeah he's gone cuz it's not like his first acting
• 44:07
  job or anything but he has gone from sort of he to he overnight he seems
• 44:12
  genuinely coaster of emotions nice so I I hope he's not one of the he doesn't
• 44:17
  get chewed up and spat out or anything like that by the system well seems I
• 44:22
  mean there is a big push for him to come back defitely
• 44:27
  sure make it happen work out how it works leave Barb dead for Christ's sake
• 44:33
  I know there's a there's been a movement to bring her back Justice for Bob
• 44:38
  yeah get some bots on that speaking of bots Elon Musk before we move on can I
• 44:44
  say one thing I want the Bots for though go on Rahul for James Bond oh
• 44:49
  yeah yeah okay I'm [ __ ] up for that
• 44:52
  [ __ ] yeah yeah although I I mean I love him he's great he's [ __ ] good quality
• 44:59
  on social media too I he just does not care I don't know if he'd do it that's
• 45:05
  that's the only thing is that I feel like that's the kind of thing that he
• 45:07
  might be like no I'm not doing that I'm not doing that I mean he might say that
• 45:13
  for two weeks and then be like now where's my yeah where's my
• 45:18
  [ __ ] truck full of money you got to remember Daniel Craig said he would
• 45:23
  rather cut his wrist to do it again and came back yeah yeah CRA over broken sted
• 45:28
  the flow of blood with $100 bills with that's right 100b notes Matt oh pound
• 45:35
  sterling yeah do they still use they still use pounds they they didn't go to
• 45:39
  the euro yeah they do pounds especially I think you can you can use Euro in in
• 45:46
  Britain but you'll get P may not now as change yeah oh yeah good point good
• 45:50
  point but speaking of um Bots you could still use pounds here when we were kids
• 45:57
  up until a point yes I know yeah I remember that um and we had one cent two
• 46:03
  cent coins [ __ ] those off America you're listening get rid of them they're
• 46:06
  useless stop but there were also pennies hanging around my house there were
• 46:09
  pennies and and like T what is this [ __ ] I don't is this look I don't I don't
• 46:14
  understand why we have coins at all I don't either is this the Roman era [ __ ]
• 46:19
  off especially in America when you've got $1 notes like you do not need coins
• 46:23
  at all nothing's less than a dollar when we were in Seattle and then that
• 46:28
  homeless guy came up and asked for money and Dave was like oh grab the change out
• 46:32
  of his pocket and the homeless man threw it on the ground Fu I want with that
• 46:37
  yeah he was disgusted yeah no one wants it
• 46:42
  no it's not worth the [ __ ] metal it's
• 46:46
  forged from yeah I mean it was almost probably the look of disgust on Dave's
• 46:51
  face as well was a factor but you know yeah yeah fact Dave insulted the
• 46:57
  homeless man I kicked over a homeless man's Cup in New York the last time we
• 47:01
  were there actually time we all three of us were there no he on purpose oh I've
• 47:07
  got some other new oh no that's proba full of coins and I [ __ ] hate
• 47:12
  coins I do hate coins no but I felt really bad and I like I'm like picking
• 47:16
  it up he's said just leave it just leave it I'm like no no no I'll pick it up for
• 47:19
  you and's like you got to [ __ ] put some money into that now too I'm putting
• 47:24
  it in he's not going to know yeah that's right we was talking about jeno about
• 47:31
  this the other day is with with tipping right I'm I have this weird Paradox
• 47:35
  where I I want to tip right but I don't want to be seen tipping because I feel
• 47:40
  like that's weird like people who go wait until the person turns around and
• 47:43
  like here's your order thanks and then looks him in the eye and then puts the
• 47:47
  tip in I'm like I'm not going to be that guy but on the other hand what I usually
• 47:51
  end up doing is like when I go to pick up pizza I'll wait until they turn
• 47:54
  around to go get it and then I'll pop the money in right
• 47:57
  but they don't know but did exactly and then they might turn around and think
• 48:02
  [ __ ] we didn't tip just because they didn't see it cuz he didn't make a big
• 48:05
  deal out of it yeah exactly and so it's a weird how are you at tipping now are
• 48:09
  you better at tipping cuz I know that when I go to America I over tip I I
• 48:13
  definitely over tip yes definitely but uh well like with pizza and stuff now
• 48:19
  it's the other problem is too is when you look online like the answer is
• 48:21
  always different like how much do I if I go pick up a pizza right how much do I
• 48:24
  tip right look online if you're picking up a pizza going to give 20% to Pi
• 48:30
  answer is nothing right or the answer is $2 or the answer is $5 or the answer is
• 48:36
  20 like it's [ __ ] everyone's got a different answer so yeah look the
• 48:39
  percentages I hate I don't mind the one that you guys told me when I visited you
• 48:44
  guys last if you buy a drink put an extra dollar okay get oh absolutely yeah
• 48:48
  yeah drinks is a dollar here's money for the drink here's a buck for every drink
• 48:52
  I've bought easy yeah and then if you eat if you
• 48:56
  dine out it used to be 10% it's like but that was a while ago that's old that's
• 49:01
  old uh knowledge it's 20 you got to tip 20% I think okay these days and I think
• 49:06
  the reason why I also tip more is cuz you see sometimes like with the service
• 49:10
  when they they they do get an hourly wage of like a dollar or something or
• 49:14
  some places they actually pay to work there cuz they get tips it's yeah it's
• 49:19
  it they get paid [ __ ] all well usually they get paid [ __ ] all and they because
• 49:25
  it's expected that the tips will just pay them so but that's they can make a
• 49:30
  lot of money right if people tip well so it's kind of but if you're a [ __ ] server
• 49:35
  you can really get screwed over cuz you won't get many tips but for tax purposes
• 49:39
  they go you're in this industry working here you're probably making this it's
• 49:42
  such a thing here that right some often even if the service is [ __ ] it's like
• 49:46
  well I still have to tip like yeah I don't want this person to starve like
• 49:51
  yeah or follow me outside yeah which is which is why I
• 49:56
  don't think like Australia is going to get rid of cash in the near distance they not too
• 50:02
  far away send cash I had to go to the
• 50:06
  ATM the other day because um my barber only accepts cash cuz I think they're a
• 50:12
  little bit dodgy with the tax department but um it's the only place like I bought
• 50:17
  I bought something for $310 the other day from Daiso and paid on my card like
• 50:22
  I never have cash out in my month I don't carry a wallet anymore more I have
• 50:28
  to because you do need I barely do either because then you could use a card
• 50:30
  on your phone well particularly like card on my phone I'm in New South Wales
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  so my driver's license is on my phone same you've got a wearable as well you
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  still use that I can't do that no um the hands on it died yeah but I do want to
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  get another one aren't the hands your hands no no no I actually had oh no the
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  the ring it expired and they don't sell them anymore which is really freaking
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  annoying made life so much easier did you say
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  cheesier easier I know that's what you meant to say I think he said Che have
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  said cheesier chees much easier and I
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  may have just merged them oh that's my
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  cheesier um what I hate here is if I order if I order food for delivery right
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  and on the website it says do you want a tip and I go yeah sure I'll tip and then
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  and then you finish the order and then it comes up and says by the way that tip
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  wasn't for the driver so you're going have to tip him as well and I'm like
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  [ __ ] off you didn't tell me that before that's so wrong I that's one of the
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  things I know you don't tip like the people who make the
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  food right cuz they make the food and they get paid in theory correctly it's
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  only the people who me to bring you the food the reason I like Uber Eats I used
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  Uber Eats not here cuz they won't come here but when I was in San Diego I used
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  it and it comes up and it [ __ ] says it says don't give the driver any money
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  you [ __ ] they get paid and if you want to tip them you tip them in the app
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  don't give them any money it's like comes up with message says don't but
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  then they've all got those signs in the back going hey if you want a tip they're
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  not allowed to accept him don't give it to him no matter what he tells you when
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  uh and I were in La the last time we went on one of those uh celebrity house
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  tours where they oh yeah put you in a open top yeah they drive you show you
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  drive around houses and say it's people's houses but you have no idea no
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  idea this is where that guy played the the black cop in Terminator lives that's
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  right you can stay there if you want but uh we paid for the tickets right
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  MH to this guy on the street standing outside the Hollywood Museum and then
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  the guy in the car comes and we get in and then he takes us on the tour and
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  he's like oh by the way I don't get paid by that guy so I'd appreciate it tip
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  like oh okay yeah yeah like yeah that that's yeah you're booking the thing you
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  don't tip but the actual person who does the tour you tip because they're up
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  there presenting and do you know what I Love Actually you just made me think of
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  this is in Germany when I was in um the Augustina beer hall right [ __ ] I love
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  just how straight for when he comes over and he brings the check at the end and
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  he goes by the way the tip is not included and the normal tip is 20% thank you have a nice
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  night that's great all right then is that in is that in Munich yeah in Munich
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  yeah I've been to Augustina be Hall in Munich I love I love how I love how much
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  the Germans love beer and and you can understand why because Austina and on
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  those they've been brewing those for a thousand years they know how to make it
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  to the best that it could possibly be delicious so I was in the Augustina beer
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  hall and um there's this cuz you know it's got those long tables yep at the
• 53:48
  table behind me there was this group of like [ __ ] they looked 15 maybe they were
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  18 seen that every time I've been like there the Hof house everywhere I'm like
• 53:58
  that kid's not old enough to drink yeah but they're drinking out of Stein right
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  so they're drinking out of one liter [ __ ] cups like their tiny bodies
• 54:08
  can't handle that much alcohol but they they they'll drink and then they'll
• 54:13
  vomit and then they'll just keep
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  drinking yeah I love it it's magnificent that's like
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  um uh Jason AKA inbred [ __ ] at
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  um car's house when he was mid story drinking a straight bottle of vodka
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  vomited over himself kept talking and everyone was like looking at him
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  horrified he was like what what are you looking at like St yeah now I'll just
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  point out for the if if any listeners are wondering why his nickname was
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  inbred [ __ ] and that story wasn't enough he's now no longer allowed at Carl's
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  house because he wouldn't stop putting his finger in Carl's baby's mouth even
• 54:56
  after being repeatedly asked not to that was that was yeah that was too much like
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  and I I know yeah this is also the guy that a former
• 55:08
  a former host of this podcast once bashed filled his mouth with dirt took
• 55:13
  his shoes off and threw them on the roof I know and this is when I I'd only just
• 55:17
  recently met you guys and I was like that seems a bit harsh and then and then
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  Dave was like you haven't [ __ ] met him yeah then later on I was like you
• 55:27
  know what I think maybe Dave did the right thing
• 55:32
  yeah yeah in high school his nickname wasn't in bread [ __ ] that was something
• 55:38
  that he got after in high school his name his nickname was scratch's balls
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  one word scratch his balls because he was constantly putting his hands down
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  the front of his pants and just scratching his balls I mean not the most
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  imaginative nickname we came up with but like we were in school we went bright no
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  and if you did something like that you were going to get called out on it
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  especially that that was very imaginative later on we we kind of came up with something
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  [Laughter] better but seriously if you live out in
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  [ __ ] warington and you're the one that gets singled out with the name
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  inbred [ __ ] it means you're a [ __ ] inbred [ __ ] I assume he's not a listener what
• 56:20
  do we know how how is no but he did he did add me yes we do cuz he added me on
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  Facebook about two years ago and I hadn't heard from him for for years and
• 56:28
  then he added me on Facebook he seems all right he's um he comments he come on
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  on some bizarre stuff occasionally and mostly just posts selfies at football
• 56:38
  games I hope I hope he's not aist so he could be a listener I hope he's not a
• 56:42
  listen well hold on we haven't actually said his
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  name I did
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  say his name I didn't say it repated like that time you were telling an
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  anecdote and you just kept [ __ ] naming the person but there's also the fact that was
• 57:01
  that me we if he was Lista he's going to
• 57:05
  work out as him anyway no but I mean we did we call him inbred [ __ ] to his face
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  or was that on [Laughter]
• 57:15
  his yeah we um we've got this thing cuz we we have a little nickname for Harper
• 57:20
  for our daughter um oh God it's not that is it it's not that but I was say away
• 57:26
  because like things these things stick into adulthood like just ask our friend
• 57:31
  chunk oh sure he doesn't want to be called that but that's his [ __ ] name
• 57:37
  now too late mhm I never had nicknames just Matt no and I at the when I was
• 57:42
  young I was like well I don't have a nickname now I'm like thank [ __ ] thank
• 57:45
  God cuz what would it would have my cuz my PE teacher always used to try oh ham
• 57:49
  and eggs you know Green Eggs and Ham used to call me and then but it never
• 57:54
  stuck and that's too long good one good
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  good one sir I had lots lightning Speedy
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  Oh Yeah ironic ones obviously cruel ones yeah you got you have one cuz if some if
• 58:10
  you got anyone who went to gigs in warington
• 58:14
  from 92 to 2002 and say [ __ ] they'll they'll know you're talking about you
• 58:21
  look before we go I never got I didn't get to they didn't get to follow up on
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  this but musk El Musk backing out of the Twitter deal cuz he says there's too
• 58:28
  many Bots uh and they said they can't do that begging begging for SN Cuts that's
• 58:34
  right and uh and then then Twitter said you can't do that so now they're suing
• 58:38
  him to make him buy the company which I think is wild like that's that's such a
• 58:43
  going to create if that happens if the judge forces him to spend a lot of money
• 58:47
  on Twitter this is going to be yeah good news like the most money on a company
• 58:53
  that potentially anybody's ever spent on a company I don't know that's entirely a
• 58:57
  lot of money he needs to horrifically inflated price to begin with that
• 59:03
  everyone knew he was [ __ ] around surely but did we talk about this last
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  week cuz people were like oh the judge won't make him do it and then the
• 59:09
  judge's been given did we talk about this she's done this before she's made
• 59:13
  companies she's made people no you said you were going to [ __ ] buy it you're
• 59:16
  buying it yeah you got this far along and said you're going to yeah and the
• 59:21
  news this week he was trying to delay the trial till 2023 and the judge said
• 59:26
  nope it's happening now well he can't
• 59:31
  come in do all this cause Twitter problems actually cost money and then
• 59:36
  just turned away and walked away you can't just do that and I think he needs
• 59:39
  to learn this just goes to show how
• 59:43
  influential musk is though in he just absolutely should not be but at what
• 59:50
  point along the line did he get put up on this pedestal where things he tweets
• 59:54
  I mean it's ironic that this is all Twitter now because usually it's him
• 59:57
  tweeting stuff and the the world changes around him and now he's bankrupting
• 1:00:01
  Twitter I know it's almost like he does little experiments I mean I'm sure that
• 1:00:04
  probably is what what he's doing he's doing little experiments yeah but yeah
• 1:00:08
  like there's been a couple of times where he's directly affected the price
• 1:00:12
  of Bitcoin and Dogecoin and yeah straight up well he did it with um you
• 1:00:18
  know the with actual you know stocks at one point and he got in trouble with the
• 1:00:22
  SEC cuz he was saying basically he's what he's doing is manipula the St it's
• 1:00:27
  inside yeah it's not really inside of trading you straight up manipulate yeah
• 1:00:31
  if anything out oh I think Tesla should be worth more and then people would go
• 1:00:35
  buy a bunch of Tesla and then the Tesla price would go up and it's like you
• 1:00:38
  can't do that like yeah but he's like sorry I just did yeah exact EXA exactly
• 1:00:43
  it's he's just [ __ ] around yeah I didn't tell him to buy stock I
• 1:00:49
  just I just tweeting you know just just tweeting stuff he should not have as
• 1:00:53
  much power as he does yeah for what he does he just does what are you what are
• 1:00:59
  you going to do about it just because people are rich doesn't mean that they're
• 1:01:04
  intelligent but he's but that's problem he's a smart guy though I'm not saying
• 1:01:08
  he's stupid or anything you're right he's just yeah you what you just said
• 1:01:12
  Luke reminded me I know you guys didn't watch Ozark but um ozar was a great
• 1:01:17
  great show if you like tension so good but it's just ended it's it's it's over
• 1:01:23
  now it's done this is the end of the podcast if you don't want to he hear a
• 1:01:25
  spoiler for literally the last moment of the last episode of the last season and
• 1:01:28
  just turn off now but say the end there's the he wakes up and it was a
• 1:01:34
  dream somehow that somehow they they still survived after all of this [ __ ]
• 1:01:38
  crazy [ __ ] and then they get home and there's this one [ __ ] dude there
• 1:01:42
  going I [ __ ] know what you did and then the little boy comes out with a
• 1:01:48
  shotgun ready to like essentially kill him and bury him in the backyard and he
• 1:01:52
  goes just cuz you guys are rich doesn't mean you can do whatever you want and uh
• 1:01:57
  the I was about to say Michael Bluth but that's playing here the Jason baitman
• 1:02:02
  character just goes since when and then it just goes to Black and the credit's
• 1:02:06
  wrong right it's just a great
• 1:02:11
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• 1:02:17
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