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#155 After 2 Beers: From Brawls to Business: A Journey through Hauntings, Animal Cruelty and QR Code Scams · After 2 Beers

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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kim and Kebler.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That's me.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And the man, the myth, the legend, michael Puddin Summers.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: What's going on?
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: What's up?
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Buddy hey Coming up on this week's show, we are going to talk about the brawl at Montgomery.
• 0:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh man, I'd love to get people's opinion on this, especially if you're watching this live.
• 0:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The chair was a star.
• 0:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh my gosh man.
• 0:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That guy thought he was just going out to hang out on a boat that day and he caught a felony charge Right, like talk about a totally didn't see that coming kind of moment in your life In the am I the asshole?
• 0:58
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's a delicate balance of being a friend and giving somebody a hookup and then actually trying to like live your life and make a living Right, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:09
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Everybody wants a hookup.
• 1:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: What are we talking about?
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: A hookup Like?
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Are we talking about like?
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I'm not talking about Chicken house or no, I'm talking about.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Like, if you own a house and you're going to rent it to a friend, do they expect you to pay less because of your buddy?
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, you know what I'm talking about.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: People always want a handout.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Gotcha, all right, and we have Ghibler's Giblets as always, giblets.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And then we will get into the A to B news.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: We're going to talk about arguably one of the worst people in the world, people that abandon dogs.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I can't stand them.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: What that's horrible.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: People are assholes man Road rage ends up with two guys free painting each other in the face.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I love it.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's so good we're spray painting each other.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: A genius marketing or a parking meter QR code scam.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That is brilliant.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's going to happen a lot more, yes.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And lastly, a man just west of here went on a four-day bender and set his own car on fire.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Just yeah, do we know him?
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's like no, it's a suburb of Anderson.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, are you guys ready to talk about the brawl that happened in Montgomery?
• 5:48
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, let's do it.
• 5:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, so if you haven't seen the video yet, it's all over social media.
• 5:53
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm sure you're going to see it soon enough.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Basically, from what I understand of the story, I wasn't there, nor have I researched it a whole lot, but apparently there's an area on a river that has some hotels and they have some river boats and things like this.
• 6:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And then, obviously, you have other boaters that are enjoying the river and that contained a boat that looked like a pontoon, that had a bunch of people on it, and they had pulled over and had docked their boat in an area where you should not dock your boat.
• 6:31
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, maybe you can you know, but so I'm thinking.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: What's happened here?
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Just basically, on the video is a gentleman that works for them, works for the hotels, comes up and tells the people in the pontoon hey, man, can't park there, need you to move the boat.
• 6:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And apparently the guy in the pontoon says if you yeah well, fuck off, I am going to park right there.
• 6:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And I'm sure it went back and forth.
• 6:55
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And then the guy that was driving the boat struck the man that was working there and then, at that point, the two men started to fight yes, and we'll start there.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: There was a hat flown in the air.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, that's the guy that worked there.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That's when you knew it was on.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know what, yeah it's about to go down.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Here's my thing.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Up until that point, that fight was fair.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It shouldn't have happened.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Right.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The guy that swung on the guy working there should have.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is a guy that's probably been out in the water all day.
• 7:27
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: A little liquid curry had a little too much to drink.
• 7:29
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know Bush lattes.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He was eight foot tall and, you know, invincible.
• 7:36
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You know one of those deals.
• 7:37
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: He pulled up the mouse and a puppy dog and oh right, that's right.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And he swung on this dude and he connected and then they started to brawl.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So at this point is a man on man situation at which the guy that was driving the boat or was in the boat, yeah.
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  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: The pontoon guy.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The pontoon guy.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He was some of his entourage, his co-captains of the day Simon colored short guys.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And so they started fighting on this guy.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And then what made it interesting no-transcript is we got to go there.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's the reality of the situation.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Is people started immediately realizing that it was it looked it was.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I don't think it was intentionally race based right.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: At the beginning.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I really don't Right.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I think it was probably just a dickhead in a boat.
• 8:27
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah oh yeah, that just felt entitled as hell.
• 8:29
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And I could do whatever he wants.
• 8:31
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, right.
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  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And he swung on this dude who happened to be black.
• 8:34
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
• 8:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And I don't think he swung on him because he was black.
• 8:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I think he swung on him because he told him what to do and he didn't like it.
• 8:40
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, we're right.
• 8:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Right.
• 8:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So then what happened was the guy in the boat had a bunch of white friends that came over and they started beating on this dude.
• 8:48
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And they were beating the shit out of this dude.
• 8:50
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Right, yeah, it wasn't a bear.
• 8:51
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, and that is where the first part of the problem starts.
• 8:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I saw one white guy come over to try to break it up, who got hit, and then I saw another black guy come down to try to also break it up.
• 9:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah Right, and these white guys are still way on the right yeah.
• 9:08
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Now let's be straight in that situation, the white people are the minority, ok, and so I'm sure there were a lot of people on that boat and along that dock that are like this is bullshit.
• 9:20
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, I don't care what color the guy is.
• 9:22
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is bullshit.
• 9:23
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That what they're doing.
• 9:24
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Right.
• 9:25
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And so, because it was a predominantly black area, it was predominantly black people that jumped in, I think, to help this dude Would you all agree with me so far on this situation.
• 9:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yes, and then it was just, it was on.
• 9:38
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It was one of the best brawls I've ever seen.
• 9:39
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, I thought I was watching WrestleMania honestly, especially after the chair broke out.
• 9:44
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh yeah.
• 9:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Were you laughing when you were watching it, or were you sad?
• 9:48
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I was trying to figure out what was going on.
• 9:49
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I was just, yeah, like I don't know, I just, you know there was some comedy to it.
• 9:57
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: But then there was like the whole oh shit, you know what Moments.
• 10:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I got to say and we're going to get into the education.
• 10:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know not education, they just in talking about it.
• 10:07
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
• 10:07
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The thing that I thought was really interesting, one of the things I picked up on.
• 10:10
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: First, nobody fired a gun.
• 10:12
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That was awesome On either.
• 10:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: right, you know, it's sad that we've got to that point in the United States where, like man, nobody shot.
• 10:18
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Nobody shot anybody.
• 10:19
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That was awesome, that was great, not one person was killed.
• 10:24
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Still, it shouldn't happen, but these people I don't.
• 10:26
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Here's the second thing I've learned Apparently, no one in Alabama can throw a punch.
• 10:31
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I didn't see one person catch a fade.
• 10:34
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I think every person.
• 10:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They're all run from that chair Like there were no uppercuts Like I don't know.
• 10:40
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: They must not have had older brothers.
• 10:42
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That is bad.
• 10:43
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, I'm telling you right now it was piss poor fighting.
• 10:45
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It was piss poor fighting those white women were getting their asses handed to them and were still conscious.
• 10:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, they had it going.
• 10:51
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, I'm not saying they didn't have it coming.
• 10:53
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I'm saying no, I agree, I as a woman, say that I agree, because you know what If you go up and square up on a man like that?
• 11:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm not even talking about that.
• 11:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They were getting beat up by other women.
• 11:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm just simply saying either the women can't throw punches or these women had fucking chins made out of stone.
• 11:09
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah they were absorbing on man, and then it was so funny.
• 11:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I think it was one of those points in life where they always say that a wise man learns from their own mistakes and I say bullshit on.
• 11:22
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: your fucking genius learns from somebody else's mistakes and I hope a lot of people watch that and said you know, I'm not going to just swing on some guy on a dock anymore because, my whole family and everybody may just get the target out of us and we get arrested.
• 11:39
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You get arrested, yeah.
• 11:40
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And you're broken as crocs.
• 11:41
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Did you guys see the guy, his crocs that?
• 11:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah.
• 11:46
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh man, yeah, Bless those crocs.
• 11:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, well, yeah, it's the whitest of shoes, I mean could they have been beat up?
• 11:55
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Wearing anything more white.
• 11:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I got to tell you, did you see the guy swimming?
• 11:59
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, yes.
• 12:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's must be what black people look at white people when we're dancing.
• 12:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And we're like what the fuck is this?
• 12:06
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He was ready to help out.
• 12:08
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: No, I'm.
• 12:09
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I love the man's.
• 12:10
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It was a young kid 16 years old and he sees a in an injustice.
• 12:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Absolutely.
• 12:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: But yeah, you know, I'm just saying you know what I'm saying?
• 12:20
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's true, yeah, I'm not saying he was moving his head back and forth too much.
• 12:26
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: He's no Michael Phelps.
• 12:27
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: No, he was no Michael Phelps.
• 12:28
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And nobody on that dog was Mike Tyson.
• 12:32
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: He was Mike Dyson.
• 12:33
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh my God.
• 12:34
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So, anyways, my favorite part of the whole thing to there was two parts.
• 12:38
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It was when the younger guys finally got confronted at the end of the dock and they both just jumped in the water.
• 12:45
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They were wrong, right Well, and they're like, I don't know, it's like if you get attacked by killer bees, you're going to jump in the water.
• 12:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm allergic to bees.
• 12:57
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, and then my second favorite part was the fact that some guy just said it at some point you know what this fight needs?
• 13:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: A fucking chair, a chair, and.
• 13:05
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I'm just trying to swing on it.
• 13:08
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's swing on it.
• 13:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I don't care who's in front of me, I'm swinging the chair.
• 13:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Debbie Burbette mentioned.
• 13:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Try that in a small town.
• 13:16
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Video has been kind of, but you know what I actually under that video or that song actually captures exactly what I did in that moment.
• 13:25
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You came in and tried to act a fool.
• 13:29
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And you know you got shown yeah.
• 13:31
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, you know what that was.
• 13:32
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That was what happened in the 1800s man that's called.
• 13:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's called getting a receipt.
• 13:38
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You know, that's what they call it Wrestling like see you.
• 13:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You hit somebody stiff, they're going to give you a receipt.
• 13:43
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And those white folk got a receipt.
• 13:45
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's also called street justice.
• 13:47
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh yeah, you know, like you know called fuck around and find out.
• 13:50
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That's exactly what I'm going to find out.
• 13:52
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: As Dave.
• 13:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Chappelle would say that's when keeping it real goes wrong.
• 13:57
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, you know.
• 14:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Again, I just say that I'm happy that no one pulled a gun and, honestly, if the first guy, the white guy, had swung on the black guy and the white guy was at fault, and if it had just ended between the two of them, I had to do is move the damn boat.
• 14:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Nobody would have even thought we didn't ever even heard about this story Right.
• 14:19
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Just move it yeah.
• 14:20
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, you know what People are.
• 14:21
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Fucking digs man Dude anymore.
• 14:25
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's.
• 14:25
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Everything is about entitlement.
• 14:27
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh man, I promise you this.
• 14:29
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's, it's so much everybody, just everybody's social warriors, and they expect people to back down and I guarantee you that's what happened in this situation.
• 14:38
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: These are probably in my boat.
• 14:40
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I could do what I want.
• 14:41
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I mean I, I, I can just say probably from experience.
• 14:45
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Somebody on that boat was like it's all right, I know the owner.
• 14:49
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: No, I'm the manager.
• 14:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I wonder how many times the word in was said and I doubt any.
• 14:59
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I think they would have had a a lot more real punches thrown.
• 15:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I know.
• 15:04
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, they probably have.
• 15:05
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It probably happened on the boat before they got there.
• 15:07
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know it's that's hey man, I'm just keeping it real, they I saw it.
• 15:16
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know what's wild about this too, and this ought to be.
• 15:19
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Give people pause if you really want to act a fool.
• 15:22
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They found these people's social media already.
• 15:26
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
• 15:26
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And they had pictures of them out on the boat Social justice, drinking their white claws.
• 15:31
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They got, yeah, they got.
• 15:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They got their receipt.
• 15:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, there you go.
• 15:38
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know what, man?
• 15:40
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Just keep your hands to yourself and life ain't so bad.
• 15:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Move the damn boat there you go.
• 15:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, are we ready to have some fun?
• 15:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yes, yes, that was our talk about that fight.
• 15:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I got to come up with a sticker of just that chair.
• 15:52
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh yeah, you know.
• 15:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is fuck around and right.
• 15:57
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Great cheer shots in history.
• 16:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, you ready for the giblets that?
• 16:02
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: lightning is Lightning.
• 16:03
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I almost sounded OK, let's do this.
• 16:08
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I was going to say there's some thunder.
• 16:11
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, dude, all right, where are we going to start here?
• 16:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Ok, let's start out with haunted houses.
• 16:18
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: OK, haunted houses.
• 16:19
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You know, you know where you go and you think that you're going to and Envisioned or you're going to see something supernatural, whatever.
• 16:27
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You go to haunted houses still in the 40s.
• 16:31
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: No, because I think they're kind of hokey now.
• 16:33
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, and especially after reading this, I'm like do you have a man in forever, really?
• 16:39
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, you know, there's always that one like man, you got to go to Ohio with their loud to touch you and if you make it, I don't want nobody to touch me, right?
• 16:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And if you make it all the way out, you get your money back.
• 16:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Right yeah, the haunted hospital.
• 16:51
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: But you know what?
• 16:52
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I have this Every every once in a while somebody breaks out that chainsaw and you're like do they really work here?
• 17:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: No shit.
• 17:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You're more likely to get hurt walking down town nowadays than going to a haunted house.
• 17:07
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's the possibility.
• 17:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: All right.
• 17:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: So many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons which can cause hallucinations.
• 17:20
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, you know, what I also know is there's not a high level of it's teeth because I got to figure.
• 17:28
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: If you're working at a haunted house in the fall like a car, well, we're right, they're out of fairs.
• 17:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's where he's going to fall.
• 17:38
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh, my God, it's their offseason work.
• 17:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They're like Booga, booga, booga, booga.
• 17:47
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, my God so anyway.
• 17:51
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, as they are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.
• 17:59
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: What's kind of fucked up.
• 18:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I mean, you could die Right.
• 18:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They're death traps.
• 18:03
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You're like oh, I'm hallucinating, that's why I'm scared.
• 18:05
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: People died in there.
• 18:06
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: so, yeah, what about the carnies that are working in there all night long?
• 18:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I don't think they're affected at all.
• 18:13
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That's a legend.
• 18:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They've smoked.
• 18:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They've smoked higher taxes, Right, they're like I could barely see the syringe in my arm.
• 18:21
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Because it's dark.
• 18:27
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh, my God.
• 18:28
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And they're on carbon All right, we were talking about some wrestling moves and stuff.
• 18:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah.
• 18:37
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Did you know that former WWE star, dave Bautista concealed inhalers under wrestling rings to manage his asthma during matches?
• 18:47
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Really.
• 18:47
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
• 18:52
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, he went around like a good son of a Much better actor.
• 18:56
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yes, much better actor.
• 18:59
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: How do you let the other guy know?
• 19:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm like, hey man, I need a puff, I'm gonna go under the mattress.
• 19:04
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I'm sure he's probably going.
• 19:04
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I don't think there is a whole lot of signs about it, but oh man.
• 19:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Nothing to throw off a match.
• 19:12
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Like I need my inhaler real quick Right Hold on real quick.
• 19:18
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, that's a good one.
• 19:19
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I have that one.
• 19:20
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Um, okay, axl Rose, guns N' Roses.
• 19:24
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, indiana Boy.
• 19:25
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: He once postponed a Guns N' Roses show because he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, Secret of the Ooze.
• 19:33
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I believe it.
• 19:34
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Right, he didn't show up to half of them.
• 19:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That guy didn't care about his fans, damn.
• 19:40
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: This was just that one time.
• 19:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And those early TMTs were pretty decent.
• 19:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's when they got later like I don't know.
• 19:47
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I don't man, I'm sorry.
• 19:49
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Can you imagine putting off a bunch of fans, didn't Bieber?
• 19:53
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: delay a show to play video games, justin.
• 19:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Bieber was playing video games and delayed a show because of it.
• 19:59
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh my gosh.
• 20:03
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh, Adam Green says those guys on the dock should have asked for an inhaler break, he's still oh shit man Right before the chair hit.
• 20:12
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So okay, I just love the fact.
• 20:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Can I go back to that one more time?
• 20:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's like there ain't nothing worse than getting your ass beat, than dumped in a dirty river.
• 20:19
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Fuck you, it was so funny that me is like get the fucking water.
• 20:26
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's where you belong, get in there.
• 20:28
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And you're still gonna get a felony.
• 20:30
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh man, when you get out you're gonna be wet in jail.
• 20:32
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Then you're gonna be nothing worse than eating some cold ass oatmeal tomorrow morning and your wet ass clothes Right.
• 20:38
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Wish you had a white claw to get over your hangover.
• 20:43
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: All right, all right, okay, we're gonna stay on the music type of deal.
• 20:53
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right.
• 20:54
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: So Ola Hudson, which was guitarist slash, it's his mom, so while slash was just a kid, she worked at one point as a costume designer for David Bowie.
• 21:07
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's badass, right, oh yeah.
• 21:09
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: But eventually they developed a relationship and slash actually walked in on them once.
• 21:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, my God.
• 21:16
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: So slash walked in on David Bowie boning his mom.
• 21:21
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know honestly, that's probably the one time you'd be like no man, keep doing it.
• 21:24
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You want me to help push?
• 21:25
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh no, if David Bowie was thot it to your mom, you would probably tell dudes I would do.
• 21:31
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I'd probably ask her if she was under pressure.
• 21:33
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh my God.
• 21:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's so Sorry.
• 21:42
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh, anyway.
• 21:43
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh man Anyway.
• 21:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's so bad.
• 21:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It was so cute, but no.
• 21:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I mean wouldn't you be kind of?
• 21:50
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I mean, it's kind of like get off my mom super rich guy that could probably hook me up with a cool job one day, Like let her go find.
• 22:00
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Space boy get off my mom.
• 22:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I wanted her to find some guy that throws darts.
• 22:04
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: She's a chubby guy, it's follically challenged.
• 22:10
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I don't know, man, it'd be kind of weird watching somebody throw it to your mom.
• 22:16
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: But I mean, it's David Bowie.
• 22:18
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I think I would have allowed it.
• 22:19
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It depends on what it was too, if it was like in the 80s, when he was still wearing the makeup.
• 22:23
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, you know, I don't know.
• 22:25
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I mean, she was his costume designer.
• 22:28
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I don't think she was like worried too much Spending, a little too much time in the crotch area.
• 22:36
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: All right, speaking of crotch area.
• 22:38
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Let's do it, let's do it.
• 22:40
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: So a Chicago reporter once asked Frank Sinatra's first wife what she saw in him, calling him a 119 pound has been.
• 22:53
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: She told him.
• 22:54
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Well, I'll tell you, 19 pounds is cock.
• 23:04
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He was laying in the woods.
• 23:05
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He, yeah, yeah one of them, dix had elbow in him.
• 23:10
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He was definitely doing it his way.
• 23:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know what this just proves?
• 23:17
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Women will put up with a bad relationship for some good sex and vice versa.
• 23:22
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Probably yeah, right, right, like if you could throw it to somebody pretty decent, they'll put up with a little bit of shit.
• 23:27
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: A little bit.
• 23:28
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know what you right.
• 23:30
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Am I right?
• 23:31
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You're right, yeah, probably.
• 23:33
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And you ever had a relationship where it wasn't the greatest, but they were really good in the bed and you're like I don't know, maybe they'll work it out.
• 23:41
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Let's stick around for a little bit.
• 23:42
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: See where this goes Right.
• 23:44
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Never.
• 23:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Lies, pure lies.
• 23:48
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: All right, all right, let me see, do I have any more here?
• 23:58
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: What are you talking about?
• 24:00
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Napoleon Dynamite.
• 24:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Okay.
• 24:02
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, I've seen it.
• 24:04
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Jared Hess had a $400,000 budget for Napoleon Dynamite, relying on the generosity of the locals of Preston, idaho, to provide housing and food for crew members.
• 24:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Antina, antina, fat lord Right.
• 24:18
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: John Heder was initially only paid $1,000 for starring as Napoleon.
• 24:22
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Wow, that's crazy $1,000.
• 24:25
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's like $995 more than I've made off this podcast.
• 24:29
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Well, that's true.
• 24:29
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I mean, we're kind of in debt.
• 24:32
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That's kind of cool, though.
• 24:33
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: So what did they get out of it?
• 24:35
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: $1,000.
• 24:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: No, did they give him any rights as far as like?
• 24:39
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Because that's how that I?
• 24:40
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: don't know.
• 24:41
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I mean surely there are, because I mean it's probably one of like it's probably pretty up there as far as one of the most quoted movies.
• 24:50
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, it's definitely a pop-culture.
• 24:51
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You can't eat tater tots without being like Give me.
• 24:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: One of your tots Is your tots.
• 24:55
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm telling you right now, it's just a matter of time before the NFL season starts and somebody's quarterback goes down and there's going to be an Uncle Rico meme, uncle Rico meme somewhere absolutely.
• 25:05
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Uncle Rico everywhere.
• 25:07
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Uncle Rico everywhere.
• 25:09
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Throw it over that mountain.
• 25:10
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Throw it over the mountain.
• 25:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's such a good movie, man.
• 25:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Have you seen the TikTok where it actually has Uncle Rico doing his moves?
• 25:20
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And then it was, like you know, your Kansas City Chiefs quarterback old Mahomes.
• 25:26
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, he was doing like some of the same moves and they're like oh, uncle Rico taught him.
• 25:33
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Uncle Rico.
• 25:34
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Uncle Rico, I just remember he was selling Tupperware and that lady's like I want that boat.
• 25:42
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It was like if you order anyway, now we're doing-.
• 25:45
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is like that thing that happens in bars that everybody else is like-.
• 25:47
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Start on one subject.
• 25:48
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Move on, Dalton.
• 25:52
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: We've seen the movie.
• 25:53
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: We don't need you to recap it.
• 25:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'll tell you what we're going to do.
• 25:55
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: We're going to take a quick pause, but we're going to stay live, so I need a beer.
• 26:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Okay, gibbler, do you need to use the restroom?
• 26:03
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: No.
• 26:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, do you need a beer?
• 26:04
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: A beer, can we get a beer?
• 26:06
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: If you're watching this live, I'm going to cut this out of the audio, but-.
• 26:12
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I need a napkin.
• 26:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is why you keep your Funkos in the case.
• 26:17
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Gibbler's involved If you're still watching-.
• 26:21
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: How many viewers do we have, kevin?
• 26:24
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Anywhere from-.
• 26:24
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Well, right now you got nine.
• 26:26
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You had 15 earlier.
• 26:27
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: All right, cool, we lost some All right.
• 26:29
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So on the nine that are watching us now, we used to do a thing called shitpan Napkins, please, when we would do a live show and we basically allowed the audience to ask us anything they wanted to ask us.
• 26:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And as we wait for this to be cleaned up and we start our news stories, does anyone have anything that they would like to ask us?
• 26:50
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I do, yeah, perfect.
• 26:53
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, get it started for us here.
• 26:56
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: What does the fox say?
• 26:58
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I think he said a-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick.
• 27:03
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Did the listeners know what kind of brought that new sound clip on?
• 27:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Did we say anything about it?
• 27:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I have not.
• 27:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: So we have a bleak camera at the house and it had been a long day of a bunch of us girls golfing and I got dropped off and walked up the camera and just started that does the fox.
• 27:30
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I did, yes, what's up the fox?
• 27:33
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
• 27:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: So there it is.
• 27:38
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That is what that is.
• 27:40
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Interesting, was that off the ring bell.
• 27:43
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That is yes, so JP shared that with our producer, so now he has that as a sound clip.
• 27:50
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yes, Any questions, otherwise we'll just jump right into news.
• 27:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, we're good.
• 27:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Okay, all right, we used to get the weirdest questions, but all the time.
• 28:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, you don't even know it was bad.
• 28:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, here's our first story, and this goes out to some of the people that are, I think, some of the absolute worlds worst scum, and I mean it too.
• 28:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: A woman was flying out of Pittsburgh last Friday morning and she was heading on vacation to some resort and she had her seven-year-old French bulldog with her.
• 28:23
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Okay, she tried to claim the dog was an emotional support animal, but it wasn't, so they told her she would have to put it in a crate.
• 28:30
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: She apparently done zero research and was just pushing it in a stroller.
• 28:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: But instead of dealing with it, she just abandoned the dog in the parking lot and boarded the flight.
• 28:43
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: What a shit.
• 28:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: She had that dog for seven years.
• 28:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, we assume seven, because it's seven years old and just just like a fucking man.
• 28:53
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: An airport worker found the dog in the stroller near short-term parking At 5 30 in the morning.
• 29:07
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: She left some food and water, but the worker said the dog looked very sad.
• 29:11
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The dog should have been happiest it's ever been apparently.
• 29:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, Thankfully it's okay, please took it in and got it to an animal shelter.
• 29:20
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They found a microchip, but weren't able to get in touch with the owner.
• 29:24
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: She's on vacation.
• 29:26
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Right cops.
• 29:28
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They should likely face abandonment charges when she get back, which could be up to a thousand dollar.
• 29:32
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Fine, which is less than the price of that dog.
• 29:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Can we just abandon her there?
• 29:38
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh yeah, the does?
• 29:39
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: the story does have a happy end oh, shark bites her the shelter that's taking care of the dog, say they had already gotten a ton of calls from people want to adopt it probably pumpy farms.
• 29:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Obviously nobody wants it.
• 29:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, mike, that's horrible man, bad.
• 29:58
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Do that Airport.
• 30:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm gonna tell you right now you can learn a lot from somebody that's mean to animals.
• 30:06
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I don't even care if it's their pet.
• 30:08
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It could be like I saw the other day.
• 30:10
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm just gonna throw this out there.
• 30:11
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It kind of makes me sad.
• 30:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: There was a kitten that had been run over in the road Right and it's a.
• 30:17
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: There's a dead kitten and instantly as a human, as at least me.
• 30:21
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm just Sickened by it, yeah, and I keep thinking there's no way that someone was driving that didn't see that kitten coming across the road Right either.
• 30:30
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's just either they ran over it on purpose or they're looking at their phone or whatever.
• 30:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: But yeah, you know it's like aimed for.
• 30:39
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I have no, I have no, no love for anyone that's mean to animals.
• 30:44
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's my thing, man Just what about the arms of an angel?
• 30:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm gonna say it right now.
• 30:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: If I saw that white dude swing on a dog, on that.
• 30:52
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh, I would have thought I would have been swimming.
• 30:54
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: To see what I'm swimming, oh.
• 31:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Shit, I had a tour up his bogey name.
• 31:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, here's our second story.
• 31:06
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: A there was a road raid incident in Texas last Friday.
• 31:11
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: She's a road raid road rage, road rage.
• 31:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know, honestly, right in the middle of reading that I kept thinking would you call the other thing a boat rage?
• 31:20
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I think it's a boat right water rage yeah all right, it was a road rage incident in Texas last Friday which allegedly started because a guy was distracted by his phone and was swerving all over the place.
• 31:33
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Let's just call him John for the benefit.
• 31:34
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Okay, we're calling John he yeah, john also didn't notice when a light had turned red.
• 31:39
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The guy behind him started at honking at him because he had gotten mad.
• 31:43
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Let's call him Chad.
• 31:45
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Okay, all right.
• 31:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Chad and John.
• 31:47
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: John started throwing objects at Chad's car.
• 31:51
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The two vehicles stopped and John got out of the car With a can of white spray paint and spray painted Chad in the face and then spray paint what it was problem.
• 32:04
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He's probably huffing it.
• 32:07
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: He's on his phone huffing it on his phone, looking for more spray paint.
• 32:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Pre-ordering it from Walmart.
• 32:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I don't know me finding out about a dog that got less Maybe yeah, he's like man.
• 32:17
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I had a long day.
• 32:19
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I had to tag so many bridges and this guy was waiting too long at the light.
• 32:23
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I tagged him in the face.
• 32:27
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Morning.
• 32:30
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Apparently, chad got got a hold of the white spray paint when the police showed up.
• 32:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Both guys were painted white.
• 32:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Here's a picture.
• 32:39
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You guys can't see this online.
• 32:40
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You can look this.
• 32:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, he looks like farva.
• 32:45
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: When they this dude's got to go to jail like that, do you think they look?
• 32:58
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: His eyebrows look amazing, he looks amazing.
• 33:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He looks like he's getting ready to go to like one of them let it go concerts.
• 33:07
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: The apparently John was the one who got arrested and was charged with felony criminal mischief.
• 33:18
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So okay, just a just a lesson out there if you get busted, just pull over and you get in a fight, don't blow up spray paint move your boat and don't spray paint anybody.
• 33:31
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, here's our third story apparent, and this is genius to me and I'm imagining this is gonna happen way more.
• 33:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh, it's got to you.
• 33:38
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Apparently there's a new scam where thieves are replacing QR codes at parking meters and Parking lots with their own code.
• 33:47
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, sending your money to their wallet.
• 33:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So you're walking up.
• 33:50
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, they can design the web page to look exactly like whatever it is, and then you suit.
• 33:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Shoot them five bucks to park in that parking spot For two hours and it never goes and they get a ticket anyway.
• 34:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So you know what it's kind of genius.
• 34:05
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, that is.
• 34:05
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I mean, you would think you could trace it back to whoever started the web page.
• 34:10
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: But if you can't, yeah.
• 34:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Genius, right, it is pretty smart.
• 34:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: A lot of people didn't notice because QR codes often send you to random forms where you pay and people just trust that's the right portal, because that's what's on the sign.
• 34:25
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Authorities say you should never use credit or, excuse me, you should use credit cards to pay directly using the machine or Meet her whenever possible.
• 34:33
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And if you do use a QR code, to check the URL that you're sending it to and be wary if it's a vague URL or shortened link.
• 34:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, so yeah, I will say smart and pay him with the cards.
• 34:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Nice cuz my bank.
• 34:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And sure you work for a bank, you know if you see a fraudulent kind of like like stop it.
• 34:53
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Did you buy something from leather and lace in Singapore?
• 35:01
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That I can't spray paint Little spicy.
• 35:03
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh.
• 35:09
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It sounds like this could be a problem in private lots and public ones.
• 35:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's interesting, I would think, here locally Richmond's, you know a smaller city.
• 35:17
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah and this could be something that locals could see.
• 35:21
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Eventually it's just a lot of our stickers.
• 35:25
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: No QR code to pay for something, and then you're not actually getting what you think.
• 35:29
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: We don't have parking meters.
• 35:32
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: No, you just have a two-hour parking time limit.
• 35:34
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I think, I think it's three hours in most of the area, but yeah, I Appreciate that Adam.
• 35:45
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I wonder what we have to do to get parking meters down.
• 35:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, what on right, jeremy's granny, my fave three favorite people love you guys.
• 35:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: We love you.
• 35:55
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Love you French Indian more.
• 36:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know it's funny, adam talks about getting parking meters downtown.
• 36:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: When I went to Ball State I Think my freshman or sophomore year there was a story Because I got my car towed.
• 36:11
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You know how many times I got my car towed.
• 36:12
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I got it towed.
• 36:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I got towed once.
• 36:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I got it ticketed multiple times.
• 36:16
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know how bad it is for college kids.
• 36:18
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It makes no money.
• 36:19
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You have to go, spend $200, a billion car out and they put a fucking ticket on the window before they towed.
• 36:25
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Well, I just had to pay the meter.
• 36:28
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: No it wasn't that it was parking in the wrong spot.
• 36:33
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, it was, it's.
• 36:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It doesn't matter for the show, but anyway, the Ball State University, they think, was making more money off their parking than downtown Indianapolis was.
• 36:46
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Because they just ticketed the hell out of you Yanking every day.
• 36:50
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah.
• 36:51
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, here we go.
• 36:51
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This story is from Middletown, Indiana.
• 36:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is just a little southeast of Anderson.
• 36:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, this is right up by the, the gambling place.
• 37:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So a 32 year old guy in Middletown, indiana, is facing charges after he went on a four day meth bender last week and, believe it or not, he got a little paranoid.
• 37:12
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You think?
• 37:13
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Four days, four days.
• 37:17
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Wow, I can tell you this I feel bad for this dude because right now in Indiana it is the prime season for corn on the cob and, based upon this guy's line of work, he probably couldn't eat cream corn out of a straw Straw.
• 37:34
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Oh, his name is.
• 37:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Shay Erlandinson.
• 37:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He did a four day.
• 37:38
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He did meth for four straight days.
• 37:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He must have been buying good shit Dedication.
• 37:43
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, it just.
• 37:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It probably didn't have a job he probably off, you think.
• 37:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Probably went on vacation.
• 37:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know, the funny part is this guy, I think he works at a haunted house in the winter.
• 37:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh my gosh.
• 38:00
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I don't see why he's carnival time right now.
• 38:03
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Man, Right he must not make the state fair cut.
• 38:07
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's an off week.
• 38:08
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's an off week.
• 38:12
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Anyways, he was on meth for four straight days and didn't sleep at all and he elucinated that, and I quote, a tiny man was hanging out in his car.
• 38:22
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So he tried to scare the tiny man away by setting his own car on fire.
• 38:27
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That usually does it for me.
• 38:28
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I mean get out of here, tiny man.
• 38:30
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Right, he tried to light him on fire but you know, whatever, isn't this the plot for like Chucky, like Guts?
• 38:39
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I'll play.
• 38:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I want to know what the tiny man looked like.
• 38:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I wonder if it looked like that little diet Dr Pepper dude.
• 38:46
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Little sweet, little sweet.
• 38:48
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I was hanging out in his car.
• 38:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He's like get out of my car, little sweet, oh my gosh, my thought process.
• 38:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: You know what?
• 38:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm going to get some gas, little sweet, light it.
• 38:59
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: If you don't get out of here, I'm going to burn you.
• 39:00
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'm going to burn you, I'm going to get you.
• 39:05
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: He probably tried to smoke you.
• 39:06
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It happened.
• 39:09
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Trying to give him the crack right, there you go.
• 39:11
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You want some of this.
• 39:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Maybe he'll see tight if you want to.
• 39:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It happened last Tuesday around six in the morning.
• 39:19
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: By the time the cops got there, the fire had already spread to a nearby barn and the whole thing went up.
• 39:24
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I'll tell you why because he's out in the middle of nowhere.
• 39:26
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: One cop was asleep somewhere in a cemetery, hanging out in his car.
• 39:33
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You're some good old boys In a small town, in a small town, in a small town.
• 39:37
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is what happens in a small town, really.
• 39:39
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, this is what happens.
• 39:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Four day meth vendors.
• 39:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Four day meth vendors.
• 39:43
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Luckily they're on fire.
• 39:44
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Adam Green says sometimes you just have to commit to what you're doing.
• 39:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: That's what I'm saying.
• 39:50
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: When you're in the zone, you just stick with it.
• 39:54
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Luckily, no one was hurt.
• 39:57
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Hurt.
• 39:58
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I just Hurt, yeah, hurt, oh man, I felt like Peter Brady right there.
• 40:05
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, his balls finally dropped.
• 40:06
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Nobody hurt.
• 40:07
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Baby, which one do I get home?
• 40:09
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: No one was hurt, but it caused over $60,000 in damage and that's a lot, for it was the barn.
• 40:21
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It wasn't his car.
• 40:22
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It wasn't his car.
• 40:23
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I wasn't worried about his car.
• 40:24
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I don't think it was his car.
• 40:25
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: That was all barn.
• 40:28
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I wonder if it had the teatop still in it.
• 40:29
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I don't know.
• 40:32
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: No, he sold it, not my sister.
• 40:34
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: How do you think you got the crack?
• 40:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: This is the kind of car that has a sticker on it that says ass grass or ass Nobody rides for free.
• 40:41
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's a shagging way.
• 40:45
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Right Goat ropers need love too.
• 40:47
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He told cops that he poured a small amount of gasoline inside the car and lit it in order, to quote, make a boom.
• 40:58
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: And scared the tiny man away.
• 41:00
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Make a boom.
• 41:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Made something.
• 41:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right.
• 41:02
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh my gosh, I love the so stupid he's like I'm just going to set a small explosion inside my car.
• 41:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I just won't scare that little guy.
• 41:12
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I'm just trying to scare him, man Right.
• 41:14
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I wonder if he ever saw him get out.
• 41:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: They arrested him for arson and also found meth Well clearly.
• 41:19
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: And then he tried to grab a rifle from a police car.
• 41:23
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: How is he going to keep the little guy?
• 41:26
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, man.
• 41:27
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I hope it had a scope on it.
• 41:28
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh my God, how else you going to see a tiny fella Right?
• 41:32
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So they added a charge for trying to disarm a law enforcement officer Enforcement.
• 41:39
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Yeah, I screwed that up.
• 41:40
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He's facing up to 12 years in prison.
• 41:44
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: He can hang out with the little man in there.
• 41:47
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: At least he'd have a friend.
• 41:48
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Damn the little man.
• 41:49
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Do you ever have the tiny man jumps up on your shoulder?
• 41:51
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, like the good and the bad, like in the animal house.
• 41:55
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I don't drink that.
• 41:56
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's all bad.
• 41:57
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's all bad, they're all drunk, all right.
• 41:59
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, I think, for a show that we put together pretty last minute, I think, do you guys see these?
• 42:08
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: These are new pendants that are coming out.
• 42:11
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: I have one already Of chairs.
• 42:12
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah, that's amazing I think we need to do a chair, it's just a matter of time.
• 42:17
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right.
• 42:18
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Well, I greatly appreciate everyone that stuck by us watching this live, and thanks again to all of our Patreon sponsors.
• 42:26
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• 42:27
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• 42:33
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• 42:36
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• 42:40
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• 42:42
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• 42:45
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Just the tip, yeah, just the tip.
• 42:46
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: My favorite game we're good with the tip.
• 42:49
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• 42:50
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• 42:50
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• 42:54
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• 42:56
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Thanks again to our buddy, kevin Schuch, here at E-Studios with Global Media Enterprises.
• 43:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Again, I think Kevin has got some availability to still do a few shows.
• 43:06
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He's real busy.
• 43:08
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's filling up in here fast, so reach out to him, especially if you've got some drone footage you need or any of that kind of stuff.
• 43:16
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: He does a really good job.
• 43:17
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So make sure you reach out to Kevin and we say it at the end of every show, and it is, without question, the most important thing we say every week, and it is this If you see someone that's struggling, they probably are.
• 43:33
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I mean, you think they are, but it's happening.
• 43:35
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: People are struggling.
• 43:36
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: It's life's not easy and we all go through our moments unexpectedly from time to time.
• 43:42
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: So if you see someone out there that you think, hey, I probably ought to check in on them, you should Just reach out to them, tell them you love them, tell them you appreciate them, ask them how their week was, how their day was, or just say, hey, man, I don't know if you've been doing all right or not, but if you need something in life to get you up, there's this podcast called After.
• 44:00
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Two Beers.
• 44:01
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Yeah.
• 44:03
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: You can come hang out with us.
• 44:04
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: I noticed you're on a four-day bender before you see that little man.
• 44:09
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: It's not set your car on fire, bro.
• 44:10
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Let's have a little talk, buddy.
• 44:12
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Oh man, Jeez, that's crazy Little sweetness.
• 44:15
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: Little sweetness, little sweetness.
• 44:18
  Chris “Dutch” Daulton: All right, I guess, without further ado, puddin Gibbler, we will talk to them all next time.
• 44:26
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: After Two Beers oh, come on, time to get on up now.
• 44:41
  Kim “Gibbler” Ross: Hey, hey.