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Episode 34 NFL Week 2! Caleb Williams Hammy Jammy, Raider Nation Stand Up · Los Pickups Podcast

• Los Pickups Main: Yeah, okay. Yes you can. Easily. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Take your shit. The man who brought the forty niners back from poverty. Shut up. Alright fellas. We're in. poverty and then thrust it of the Raiders into poverty. Hey anyways, welcome to Lose Pickups podcast. Thank you so much for tuning in once again. We got your weekly dose of the generisms, tisms, tiggle biddies and everything in betweenies. Thank you so much. We got so much more on the docket, as we mentioned last episode, so much coming our way with everything like everything NFL. That was a poor choice of words. My bad. Coming on our way. Coming on our way. Coming You know what? The NFL season is in full swing. Week two just wrapped up. A lot of shit to discuss. A lot of cool things. A lot of not so cool things. And a lot of ugly things. But we'll talk a little each one of those subjects bit by bit. really c really quick. I have had the longest two full days of my life. Don't let it out completely. Because we all know what happened to my man Caleb Williams. And before any you motherfuckers come at me. Just wants to get the game out of the way. I get it. Okay. I get it. I don't blame But fuck y'all, because obviously some of y'all never played a competitive sport, so fuck off. So here we go. damn. Week one was a success. Week two, lots of surprising things, and a lot of unfortunate things. I mean, aside from Caleb Williams, we had other very significant quarterback injuries that could very well change the trajectories of two two solid teams who have legitimate playoff aspirations, right? Yeah, but we'll get into those. Before we get underway, any thoughts on week two that you guys want to want to bring to light real fast? Raiders week two in general? Whatever you guys want. This is your time. Raiders! The Raiders going 2-0 for the first time since 2021, which isn't that far back. But feels like a long time. It feels like forever. It feels like forever for me. In general, nah no. Just happy football's back. We got a shitty Monday night game that happened yesterday 'cause we're recording Tuesday after Monday and then this will be released on Wednesday. shitty Monday night game. I'm so happy football's back. shitty shitty Monday night game depending if you're a Rams fan or not. But No, it's a shitty game as an NFL fan. Fair enough. Fair enough. Well, this is get right into it. So last week's Thursday game, we had a doozy. I thought it was a great game. Yeah. as far as Thursday night games go. Because we just like Monday night games, Thursday night games can be a little a little ugly. Which one was that again? This was the matchup between Detroit and Buffalo. it was a shootout. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. And, you know, Josh Allen put on he's already made the case for MVP in just two weeks so far into the season. Superman Josh Allen, I gotta say. Is it because he's married to Haley Steinfield? I know. I just I just gotta throw that in one more time. I think so. He thinks so. I think so. But I don't blame I think it's the baby magic too. I don't think there's any hater. That's what he is. I guess he's he he's more of like a Madison beer fan, I guess. But I have never said that. But but then but then again, let's just ask what's happening to Justin Herbert, but we'll get that to that in a second. I'm Anyway, so Buffalo and Detroit Final score forty one, thirty one Buffaloes Buffaloes. Buffalo Bills at home, got the job done against Detroit. Again, it was a shootout. it was looking kinda dicey there for Detroit in a minute, they ended up making it a game. Yeah. just over overall this final stats for for Buffalo real fast. I mentioned Josh Allen's superman performance. Dude had three touchdowns through the air, two touchdowns on the ground. huh. and like what was it? Over well over three hundred yards combined, passing and rushing. Has has some solid help from James Cook. 21 touches, 135 yards on the ground, and a teddy. nice to have a 100-yard rusher. Nice to have a hundred yard rusher. Dalton Kincaid looking like a route receiver. is he wide receiver? He's a tight end, right? Moving like a wide receiver. moving dude solid. we have a nice Keon Coleman appearance, I would say. Six catches, you know. I think it it came down into the second half because DJ Marr got injured. And yo, shout out DJ, that's my DJ. tough to see that man go down early on. and the well the the fact is he he plays through virtually everything. And for and for him to actually come out the game, yeah tells you just how serious that was. MC MC joint. And I was finally excited, Keon Coleman's making his own. DJ Moore is gonna be the first of the narrative that's gonna be spun this week too in regard to injuries. There's we're gonna go down the game. it looks like there was a lot of people who got fucked up this week. Yep. That's gonna result in a lesser product for the NFL. And I'm still gonna watch it. But it fucking it does harm when the when the star players on aren't aren't on the field like DJ Moore. So hope you get better. Kincaid, Dawson Knox. Yeah. Another tight end also popping off for Josh Allen. That was really cool to see. Yeah. and then I guess Joshua Palmer. That dude still has a job. Good for him. Well, to be fair, he had one catch, but it was a touchdown and for 43 yards. So that's a that's a big play right there. Good on him. no overall so solid offensive performance for for Buffalo. moving over to the Detroit side, they wasn't gonna go down lightly. They went down swinging. Jared Goff had 14 touchdowns through the air, or 14, four touchdowns through the air. Armon Raw did nine catches, 142 yards, two tutties. That's my guy. Like, what else can you ask from a guy? You know, that the sun guy. That's up. That's straight up fucking Madden numbers. You know, that's insane. the the Jack of all trades, Jameer Gibbs, 16 touches on the ground, six catches, 61 yards through the air, another 52 on the ground, and a receiving touchdown. Sam Laporta, six catches and a touchdown. lots of offense you know being spread around for both teams. Like I said, the Detroit made it a game at the end and just unfortunately just couldn't come out on top. Yeah, I mean I said it last week. I'm gonna say it again this week. Jameson Williams, where is he at? Where is he at on the pitch? I'm gonna call it a pitch. He had two receptions, third or three yards, bro. Yeah. What else? Who what else did he I I mean he didn't when you got St. Brown popping off or I I think you're hoping Even when I'm when Ross St. Brown is popping off, I've seen Jamison Williams also carry the load too. So it's just I feel like they need to spread it a little bit more. I don't know, maybe he's just not open. Or give J Jameer Gibbs like a break. I don't know. Just just for my fantasy football sake. There it is. I mean, shout out Josh Allen, right? Two hundred forty eight yards, three touchdowns total. Is that three touchdowns total? through Josh Allen through the air? And then two touchdowns on the ground, so five touchdowns total. Where does it I guess ESPN doesn't tell me that. I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Five touchdowns total. Yep. Yeah. Fucking bonkers. Yep. But let's not take the anything away from Jared Goff here. Threw for three hundred twenty seven yards and four touchdowns. With no interceptions either. He was clean. And three carries for seven whole yards. Yeah. Buffalo isn't the only one if Buffalo isn't the only one with the Superman, alright? The the yeah. His cousin. His cousin Who's also super strong and also wasn't a sexist jerk. So like Superman adjacent. Supergirl. They're Kryptonian. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Get powered by the sun. Yeah. All right. Jared Goff. I love it. And he's blonde. And he's blonde. I watched the movie a week ago. It's the top of mine. It was a good movie. Go watch it. Go watch it. cool. That that's a wrap for Buffalo Detroit. Bills move on to two and Lions fall to one and one. still obviously very early in the season. Week two is but yeah, lots of good stuff on the way. Second game that we want to talk about, and again I mentioned at the beginning of the of the episode I just want to get this bitch out of the way. I don't no shut the fuck up. Minnesota, Chicago. Chicago's home opener, final score Minnesota nine, Chicago three. This is a week after the players put up fifty nine points on the Hey, at least they have sixteen sixty points total in two weeks. Let's let Nessa finish his thoughts on the game. Overall, I mean w we'll we'll get to Caleb's injury in a minute. but overall it was an ugly game for both of it was pissing rain all game. Yeah. Do you it was playing? Like shitty shitty terrain for everybody. no big plays through the air, seldom big plays on the ground. And but I will say both teams made actually made significant defensive stops when they needed to, especially like when when it when it came down to the nitty gritty. prior prior to to Caleb's injury, Chicago had a chance to take the lead with a touchdown on the goal line. Unfortunately, DeAndre fumbled the ball. He got it punt the ball got punched out of his arm out of his arms as he was trying to cross the goal line. Resulted in a turnover literally on the same drive that Caleb got hurt. rookie Sam tight end Sam Roush dropped a touchdown pass. that should have been the s the game sealer in my opinion. And then of course later in that same drive, that's when Caleb got hurt. but shot out to to Minnesota to capitalize when they had to at the end of the day. it wasn't a pretty win by any means. Whoever came out on top on that game, they had to f just find a way to win and I when the chips finally came down and hit the hit the ground it is what it is. but let's just address the Williams injury real fast. So yeah. we initially went down I along with the rest of Chicago, our heart stopped for a second because we didn't know what the fuck just happened because it was an on contact injury. I thought and at first I thought he contacted him. and based on how I reacted, like rolling on the ground, screaming in pain, freaking out, and like I'm like, shit, all right, cool, it's i he tore something. Yeah, usually when it's something like that, either god forbid it was an Achilles 'cause that was my first that was my first instinct, the way he went down. or potentially even tearing something in his knee, whether it be an MCL or an ACL. and then of course when he finally got ten to two, he got taken away in the on the stretcher, couldn't put any way on it. And yeah, it ev everybody just kinda stopped at Chicago for a second. Following the next day, after RI improper d evaluation and diagnosis from the doctors, turns out it's a hamstring pull. Which, in my mind, fuck yeah, we just dodged a bullet. He he's literally week to week. Yeah. But the narrative surrounding the whole thing is just that he he's he's he's a bitch. He's soft. He he's he's dramatic. I can't believe that he had that kind of reaction over a hamstring pool. and I it's easy for me to, you know, stick up for my quarterback I'm about to bust out of fucking Terrell Owens. That's my quarterback. But but the reality is is like bro, I mean And I'm speaking from this in the perspective where Let's be real. When the fuck has Chicago had a solid quarterback? Yes, I I've I've sung my praises for Jay Cutler, but even then, if you wanna act you if you wanna talk about a guy who didn't give a fuck, like that was it like if he if if Jay Cutler could smoke a s a cigarette on the field during a game, he would. Because he didn't give a shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? No one knows who that is. Except for me. So and now you guys. But but but my point is you fast forward to the day, you got, you know, Caleb who who genuinely cares. He knows the pressure that's on his shoulders trying to resurrect this franchise, take us to the Holy Land, you know, and I think it was more it wasn't so much a reaction from, my god, this hurts so bad, it's more like fuck, I can't believe I just fucking got hurt. I don't know how bad this is and I just let my team and this city down. Alright? Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like that was and of course, you know, all over social media. No one's safe on social media these days. That includes us, so for everybody listening and watching, yes, I know you guys are gonna have your opinions, you're gonna go you mock us and talk shit, whatever. Come find me, motherfuckers. But My point is, I don't know, some of it I I think it's much more of a personal thing. Like at this point, Caleb Williams could choose Burger King over McDonald's and people will be shitting on him for that. You know what I'm saying? So now now now you're just looking at something to give to g to hate all this dude. Yeah. All because he's a little different, he's he's confident, borderline arrogant, the whole fingernails thing, like Did you did you guys see the David Portnoy? Interview. Yeah. Yeah, the same dude who had same reaction when Gronkowski got hurt when he was playing and he's a Patriots fan. Do I really need to say fucking more? This is this is the same dude who got a kid expelled for throwing pennies at him. A high school kid, mind you. Yeah. yeah. And got famous more or less for taste testing pizza. Pizza. Yeah. Yeah, Dave. We know. Bitch ass motherfucker. But my point still stands. Yeah. Yeah, go y I I understand. I mean in the world of sports, no one's safe. Social media, no one's safe. Yeah, we can clown on each other, clown on dudes, maybe being a little bit over dramatic or whatever. But like Some of this shit that I'm seeing is like, okay, y'all are kinda going a little too far. Yeah. You know what I mean? and sa same with with us, like like I'm I know we're not there yet. We're exposing ourselves to be ostracized, criticized, mocked or whatever. So we gotta we gotta be ready for that. Yeah, yeah. But there are lines and dude, people are fucking crossing in my opinion. Yeah. but that's just my thoughts. Yeah. Congrats to Minnesota. Hopefully my boy gets back within the next couple of weeks and we can just hold down the for until he's back and ready to rock and roll. And I hope to God he just fucking wins the MVP and shuts everybody the fuck up. I mean it when it rains it actually poured that game. 'Cause when thank you. That was a good one. Caleb, when he got injured, DeAndre Swift fumbled literally right after that play. So that's if you think about it, yeah. DeAndre Swift fumbled before that play. He fumbled before that play? What are you talking about? Mm-hmm. How did he fumble before that play if Minnesota recovered it? It was a separate drive. Was it? Yep. Okay. I swear I saw that afterwards, but Nah, so it was so if you're looking at it. you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. But I get what you're saying. Yeah. i I I go back to the point where i on that same drive had Sam Rouse caught that touchdown pass instead of dropping it, Killer doesn't have does Caleb doesn't have to scramble and try to run that touchdown in. Then he doesn't get hurt. Yeah. But I see what you're saying. Yeah. Do you have anything to say about the discourse around the Caleb Williams injury? Williams? Caleb Williams. Do you have thoughts on that specifically? On the injury? Yes. I mean as a used to be athlete who's injured most of his body. Why are you looking at me like that? No, I know. But like when you when you think of something or when you do something or injure yourself, sometimes it does come off what you think may come out worse than it usually is. Yeah. 'Cause like I've I've kicked a leg before and I thought I broke my leg when I kicked it 'cause and I was just on the ground. Like just in pain and then after a little like after a day it was just like a bru it was like a bone bruise. Yeah. So like I could s maybe see his instinct where if you pull your hamstring it affects your whole leg in a sense and maybe he thought it was worse or some some people thought it was his Achilles. But I I don't know. I'm not Caleb, so I don't wanna like bash him for Like being injured. Yeah. And not just that. I mean in the in the heat of the moment, your adrenaline's going crazy, your mind is going crazy. It's the fourth quarter, the game's on the line, you don't know what the fuck to process. Yeah. We're not in that situation. So we don't know what's going through his mind. Exactly. And I think overall we get we get w what we're getting lost in this whole situation is like we're having this discussion because it's Caleb Williams. I think it had it been literally anybody else, I don't think we get to the lengths that we're going to right now with clowning on this. Or like Drake May, David Portney. He's fucking playing like shit. Fuck you. Sorry. I think you have a sense of s soft spot for the situation. I think if this was any other player, you would probably If Jackson Dart did the same shit, you would course you feel for Jackson Dart because he would get injured and you're respectful to athletes in that sense but because you adore this player so much you have a soft spot. I wanna be careful with my words here because this is a sensitive s topic for you and I'm trying to be Obviously as a Niners fan, I've seen fucking injuries. Barack pretty blowing his elbow out ru in the NFC champions. In the NFC championship. Jimmy Garoppolo tearing his ACL ruining our our regular season. Nick Bosa tearing his ACL twice. Fucking Fred Warner dislocating his leg. I've seen it. I get it. I don't like the fact that he had Get himself carted off with the towel over his head. I found screenshots. You know who else did that? JJ Watt when he fucking shattered his foot. You know also did that? Jaden Williams, when he fucking dislocated his elbow and actually can't come back for the rest of the season or for a good portion of the season. I think as a franchise quarterback, if we're gonna be worried about you are the face, you are the guy who's gonna be leading everything, you can't be going out with a towel over your head. in your own city. He gave a thumbs up at the end going in. But you have to know how that looks like. Yeah. You have to see how the s the chips are stacked. He's already gotten shit for painting his fingernails. He's already gotten shit for losing the game at USC, jumping up to his stands and crying to his mom with the towel over his head. Obviously there's already been a narrative on this kid since coming out. This is this is just adding on to it. He pulled his hamstring in that game and he finished that game. Okay, but he still put the towel over his head 'cause he lost it. 'Cause he lost the game. I'm saying there's already a narrative that he's a little dramatic and he has a little bit of flair to him. And that adds to the fact that coming out of college, he wanted Equity in whatever tank team was gonna draft it. Right. This is the same old fucking guy that a asking he has flair to him. I hear you. So I'm not shitting on the injury. I'm glad that he's gonna be able to play for the season because Bears football, good Bears football is important to the NFL. And I'm not shitting on him as a person. I'm not gonna call him a bitch. I'm not gonna call him soft. Cause I'd love to see Dave Portnot even try to take a snap in the fucking NFL. 'Cause that dude would get fucked up like a pretzel folded folded like a pretzel. optically you have have to look a certain way as a franchise quarterback, especially if you're going to be the guy. Yeah. The guy of face of the league. Which Caleb Williams is crowning himself to be. Nobody's asking him to take all that pressure. Nobody's asking him to crown himself and bring he already did that last year. You guys beat the Packers in the postseason. You guys took the number one seed or the you guys took the number one in the division. Yeah. He's already proven you know, like yeah, he's gonna take you to the promised land or whatever. Other stuff, but that's just he's doing that to himself. I get he's disappointed in the moment he could have scored, he could have turned the tide of the game and whatnot. Optically that did not look good though, just to come out and say that it was a grade one hammy. That's all that I'm saying. If it's a grade one hammy and Jackson Dart's still trying to play in the game after getting his fucking AMCL MCL twisted in half, and he's still trying to play. It's like There's a di there is a fine line between being brave and have a high pen pain tolerance and just being an idiot. Like I'll I'll I'll say I'll s I'll say about that. I'm just saying it was a little dramatic. And I agree. And I'll and I'll leave it at that. And I agree with you. And I'm not gonna ra I'm not rack the season and that's a difference maker. That's great. But a little dramatic for a grade one Annie streamer. All I'm saying is let me kick you in the hamstring and tell me how the fuck you feel. And and and that's not no it's the same shit. So then you don't have to you don't have to I'll let you finish. You don't have to frame violence against me just to get back at Caleb. Motherfucker I see it all on your face when you're communicating with me. I as as you're talking what I actually say. I hear you. I I hear you I am laughing because I already knew you were gonna be hella defensive about this shit. No matter how I spoke about it. I could have come in here and not been truthful and been like, you know what? Shout out Caleb. I'm glad we'll see you next week. But that'd be not me not biting my tongue. I agree with you. But instead of me being able to you're saying kick me so I understand how it feels. How about I just fucking run and land wrong? How about that? Why does it have to be you kick me so I fucking understand how he feels? Because it's a podcast and we're being dramatic. No, I am being very calculated in the way that I'm Right now you are. Yes. And I was and I will continue being this way because I'm trying to be respectful for your you and your team and the and the fact that you guys are actually doing well for the first time in a long time. I'm not gonna shit that to the side. I've done that before, and it doesn't always land well. So I'm trying to be respectful. And I'm telling you that truth. And I can tell it's fucking killing you on the inside. No, it's not. I'm over trying to fucking fight you over the inside. I'm just saying nice. Cool. Cool. I'm laughing and I'm smirking and shit because there's no good way that I could have said that and then you not feel some type of way. I'm glad Calen Williams is back. I'm glad he's playing. Just a little dramatic for a grade one s strain. Having to get fucking carted out of the game. no, no, and I completely agree with that. If th if there if there's something i if if anything, I I feel like if he could have this one back, he would. Like bottom line. Like in the heat of the moment Sorry, I I thought it maybe had reset the visuals and whatnot, but I think we're all right. Okay. Cool. Could he could he have it back? Absolutely. Like and and dude, I know for a fact, like, no matter if he wants to shut off all his notifications or what have you, he knows this shit's going on. He knows he he knows the narrative is i is has against him w warped this way against him. Yeah. so yeah, if he could have a do-over, I I'm sure he fucking would. But the fact is at the end of the day, like I feel like it's all premeditated had it been anybody else, regardless of of the like the dramatic reaction, yeah, we would we would have clowned on him or or had some have a feelings about who literally insert any other quarterback, but the fact that it was Caleb, that's what like amplified it even more. And and I think that's bullshit. You t you you touched on it, yeah. Coming out of USC, the whole wanting ownership in whatever. No, he was USC. No, yeah, he wasn't USC. the wanting ownership in whatever team drafted him. Yeah, I mean he did that to himself. I have I have no defense for that. Mm-hmm. But at the end of the day it's like this is still somebody who's living our dream. You know? Yeah. Living the dream, playing the pro sport, making more money than we'll ever see in our lifetimes. Yeah. Well also trying to make a future in case he like retires. Like if he wanted equity in a team, like why not look at it now? For sure. But again, my my my initial point is like had it been literally anybody else, we're not even talking about this right now. Is he dramatic? Maybe. Yes. I know that if it happened to anybody else, I would have said the same shit. It was dramatic. That's fair. Yeah. If it happened with anybody else and the MRIs came back that he's weak to week and could play on Monday night football and it was a grade one hammy right I would say he was being dramatic. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And I would have railed that person a lot harder. But out of respect to Caleb Williams and what he's trying to accomplish, this motherfucker is cut from a different cloth. So I'm gonna give him the respect 'cause he may be a legend moving to If fucking Tua I would fucking rail Tua. Like I would feel bad with Tua all altogether. He's had a rough go, period. not that that a bad example. If that was Will Levis, we'd be clowning that motherfucker until the end of the day. We already talked about this way too much. Riley, I'm sure you have plenty of ta thoughts of your own when it w regarding this whole situation. But I think we've all kind of covered the I think we covered it. We covered it. As many angles as we possibly can. Coolheads will prevail. Yeah. He's trying to your hand. Unless you don't, then it is an act of war. Cooler hats will prevail. I'm cool. We're cool. I'm cool. We're cool. I think we have the coolest set of all of you guys. yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm here for. You know that one movie? You know that one movie where it's like Zach Airfront and and that one that chubby comedian dude? He's like, I don't no no no, the other guy. Adam Devine or some shit? Adam Devine. And he's not like a little bit of stocky. Yeah. Okay. Stocky's good. Yeah. Alright. Adam Devine. Yeah. Hey, big fan by the way. Yeah. Special podcast. But but but I always think but like that scene specifically is like you gotta tell you rile each other up. We don't rile each other up. That's me and that's me and listening to scene. Yeah, no. That's that's really what it is. I just had to be respectful, especially because fucking Bregman got his face broken and you guys are going through it. my god. I forgot I didn't want to bring that up, but you guys aren't the only one. and we'll get into it in other games. Absolutely. Alright, next game. Riley what's the next game on the dog game? Jesus Christ. What's your yours your layout's different than ours? No, no, men is the same one. Panthers Falcons. Mine was different though. It said the Raiders. damn. We'll save that. We'll save that. Panthers Falcons. Panthers Falcons. Actually, before we get into that, okay. Yeah, let's leave on positive notes since you guys are riding the riding the wave right now. Right now, yeah. Panthers Falcons. shout out Bryce Young. Shout out Cooper Rush. Shout out Bryce Young. Playing like Steve Young, bro. A hundred percent. Jesus. Bryce that boy's on fire. Bryce Young, twenty three for thirty six, two hundred eighty seven yards through the air, three tutties. dude's looking great. Like wow. especially watching that first game. Yeah. like some of the throws he was making. I I think I even shout out to last episode. I even said, Fuck, dude, like I didn't know he could make that throw. Yeah kind of shit. Mind you, the Falcons didn't really do themselves any favors, but like this is what you do if you're if you're an elite player, yeah, this is what you do. You make a statement, take care of business, and you take care of business. Carry your team on your back. Chuba Hubbard, twelve carries, fifty-three yards, no score, but still had had had a somewhat present running game. Tetoria, no, say tet my god, Teto Tetra. Jalen C Jalen Coker, eight catches, sixty six yards. He's coming into his own right now. Yo, shout out Darren Waller. Three catches, two tutties. Yeah, dude. Darren Vader legend. Vader legend. Darren Waller. Talk about Renaissance, man. hell yeah. Hell yeah, hell yeah. Also shout out their defense. The Panthers defense, three interceptions, two sacks, only three points allowed. For sure. I mean some some of them were turkey burgers, but hey we'll take Cooper Rush Turkey Burgers, buy one get one off. That's a bow five I received. I hop I hope Penix comes in next week, but a hundred percent yeah, well it looks like that's what it's looking like. That he will good in fact go ahead and get make his first start of the season. That'll be good for Drake London. Cooper Rush, I mean, shout out to him just simply for being in the league for this long. I'll give him that, but as far as like w why he's still in the league, I don't fucking know. Shout out Cooper Rush for making everybody believe he could actually get a nice contract and play well elsewhere. Yeah. Is that right, Riley? It makes it pretty tough when you don't have C D Lamb and George Pickens to throw to. True. I mean, I don't know, Jake Drake London's really good. So Cooper Rush, ten completions, seventeen attempts, eighty six yards, two interceptions, two carries, twenty yards for a grand total of negative point five six points in our sleeper league. Yikes. So, not much to say about the Falcons offense other than Drake London looks pissed as fuck. Well, actually let's expand on that for a second. did did my man actually get into it? Was he getting into it, with with Bijan? Or was were were were they on like the same page? I don't know who he was yelling at. 'Cause then I think in some of the clips that I saw it was it was just Drake and he was mouthing off clearly at somebody I couldn't tell who, but then later it was him sitting next to Bijan and it was like What what I can having a discussion. Yeah, they're they like th they them two was on the same page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. it was a confrontation with an unidentified fan. Makes sense. Makes sense. And Bijan was trying to calm him down, I think. Gotcha. Yeah. There was a f fan giving him shit on the sideline and Like I I don't understand why him 'cause like he should be giving Cooper Rush shit. Like maybe he was. Maybe he was, and maybe Jerry Clinton was trying to defend him. Yeah. Best of luck for the Falcons. Hopefully they play better. I mean Bijan Robinson's gonna be B. John Robinson and carry the team and try to play until a hundred and ten percent. Until they overwork him. Until they overwork him. I mean they have Juan John Don Juwan Dotson, Zachariah, Branch. Drake London, Kyle Pitts. Can Kyle Pitts get the fucking ball? One catch? Yeah. Like he's probably what top five tied in in the league and motherfucking can't get the ball? I don't know, is he? He's never proven anything. He has he had a good quarterback? Kirk Cousins. Two and has he had a good quarterback? Two and all right now. What are you talking about? The Raiders have a better team than the the arguably than the Falcons. Defensively, maybe. Our o offensive line is better. But Kurt Cousins slings it, so he shouldn't have had no. So does Cooper Rush. Right. Well How much time would be allocated for this? It's a 34-3 blowout fucking fucking blow. Next game is Bengals Texans. Bengals Texans. Texans are 0-2 on the season after this game. At home, by the way. Both games or both losses were at home. Cincinnati's now two and Joe Burrow out here looking like Joe Burrow. Jamar Chase, who had a very quiet week one, decided to remind everybody that he was Jamar Chase. Yeah. And had seven catches, seventy five yards. Two touches in this game. A circus catch. Absolutely. T. Higgins, five catches, 95 yards. Chase Brown, another workhorse, 20 catch or 20 carries, 80 yards on the ground. Didn't need a whole lot of scoring in this particular game. It was the final score was 20 to 6. Yeah. Five sacks though against Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow needs more protection. But also the Houston defense is top five. I think the score. reward is a little misleading, it felt a lot closer up until the very end. So not to take an thing away from the Texans, they just didn't have the juice to overpower them. The Bengals defense is looking great. CJ Stroud, thirty thirty completions, fifty five throws, three hundred and fifty three yards, but no scores. Yeah. Yeah. He he himself he himself got sacked four times. Yeah. Yeah, I mean you can't really blame him for that. He's he's still throwing it around and trying to make plays. They did They didn't have any rushing game whatsoever. D David Montgomery, who thanks for letting me know, buddy. six cat six carries six carries and ten yards total. That being said, last week Ernesto and Riley thought the Texas were gonna beat the Bengals. Fuck you. Part one of Aslano's ball. Moving on. It's Brown's Buccaneers. Who saw this shit coming? Do we do do we need to respect Deshaun Watson? Respect? Hey. Don't shoot Don't shoot the messenger. Twenty seven eight. I'm not massaging the messenger. No, they were Did you guys see someone like took a picture of the comparison between Baker Mayfield and And I don't think it was fake. I think they actually did it. So it had accusations on the very bottom of the stat list. Uhhuh. And it said that he had twenty seven accusations and Baker Mayfield had zero. And someone took a picture of it and it looked like a legitimate picture was taken on their T V. I mean I wouldn't fucking blame There's a During the games it'll be like Josh Jacobs is i is currently being accused of domestic violence. yeah. He accused he's accused of choking out his girlfriend, s Hadukin punching her through the roof. Shoryukin. Shoyukin punching her through the room. And then GTA spawning an RPG before he shoved up her ass. It's like well, why do I gotta hear this shit right now? He's not even fucking playing. Well did you guys hear the Tom Brady was like cussing during the broadcast? Yeah, he's like absolute piss missile bunch And then w actually it was it was during the Commander's game shit. yeah when he saw Jaden fucked up his elbow he's like shit but that's a commander's game thought about as well because I'm coming. So so Browns Browns and Buccaneers Buccaneers, thank you. Thank you. so the final score twenty three Browns, nineteen Buccaneers. Go ahead, let us have it. So can I so this game was kind of paused or it was on pause for a very long time and didn't start back up for another few hours because they had a like a seventy mile per hour windstorm in Tampa. So that could have affected flow of game, that could have affected a lot of other things, but damn. Buccaneers, get your shit together. Yeah. I just don't think the the O line's been able to keep up for bo for Baker. Baker was Or Bucky Irving Baker was running wild all game, it felt like. And he's I think he's trying to adjust without his safety blanket Mike Evans. it was a close enough game. Shout out the Browns. We've been knowing that they had a good defense. Yeah which is why Shadur Sanders was even winning close to winning games last year. And I dunno, maybe something finally unlocked for Deshaun Watson. Maybe he's tired, maybe he's a man may maybe he's a man who needs a massage and he's a little wound up right now and he's balling out. trying to make a statement. Trying trying to beat the allegations. Well he can't beat he can't beat the allegations, but but you get what I'm saying though. Yeah. Yeah I do. no baker needs some help, fresh air. I mean it's a shame, especially 'cause I'm happy for the dude do got dude finally got paid, right? Mm-hmm. and now he's and two to start the year, which is by no means does that mean he has to or Tampa Bay has to like sound the alarm. But like it's not a good No, and it it it's not only on the QB s shoulders, it's it's definitely has to do with the coaching staff too. I think th some of the plays were not drawn out, I thought, well. Yeah. As I think they just did a lot of screen passes, a lot of dump and runs too, where I'm like, This doesn't work. Like you gotta throw it. You gotta try to throw it deep. And like when Baker Mayfield made that one touchdown throw to a Eggbuca, I was like, Well that's prime Baker Mayfield. Mayfield tr trying to carry the team on his shoulders, trying to like break tackles and and throw it to where he can throw it. Yeah. But I just think the play calling is not where it's at right now. Yeah. Where it used to be last season. And you know what? I'm gonna give credit to to the to Cleveland's young receiving core between Fan Fannin and Boston, the rookie Boston. Yeah. five catches, ninety five yards, and a tutty. I think he's gonna be a stud. And they also have that other rookie, K C Concepcion. Concepcion that he had he had a nice game too. Yeah. Definitely contributed to win. the games his plays made were difference makers. For sure. I mean still even though he didn't get much yardage with six catches altogether. and g on some of those plays like you said we proved to be a nice safety valve on on some of those check throws for for Deshaun. Yeah. but yeah Cleveland one and one, Tampett and two. Packers Jets I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you talk about this one, Aslan. Because I know how much you love talking about Geno Smith. Backers Jets, another game. Part two of Aslano's ball. Kinda. Oslando's ball. The Jets. The Packers ended up beating the Jets. Did you or did you not say, sorry to interrupt, did you or did you not say before we hit record that the Jets should have won and Gino should have won that game had it not been for the Jets defense fucking up? Correct. But Gino didn't win, so fuck Okay, fair enough. Packers Packers came back. Moving on. Packers came back. Jordan Love. He said it. 20-17. Proved to be a better quarterback than Geno Smith. Who couldn't put any more points up on the board? you would have thought that the Jets were gonna run away with this thing, but then the Jets. I don't know. Maybe Gino stalled out, maybe it ran out of paper because he kept writing people back. Needed a little bit more paper. Packers won. I guess that's cool. Jets lost. Jets Jets lost, and that's great. part two, Aslano's ball. I guess you guys can go into the stats if you guys want. I Georgia. Jaden Reed can't catch for. shit still dropping balls. Jordan Love, sixteen completions for a buck forty five, two tutties. Great, I guess. Geno Smith, fucking performed better guy. Jesus. Twenty-seven completions, two hundred and forty seven yards, and a tutty. So what the fuck, Jordan Love? Brees Hall over here, sixteen carries sixteen c carries, twenty-nine yards. That's abysmal. That's like a yard and a half a carry, something maybe less than that. That was that was worse than the Texans. I think the Texans only got like forty yards on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well luckily I have Garrett Wilson, which is the only reason why I'm gonna root for any kind of angle on Geno Smith. Got me a tutty, shout out to the boy. Watson. Four Catches. Eleven attempts, targets. Yeah. It's kind of a it's a large disparity. With only forty one yards and a tutty. So I don't know. Bad throws or bad hands? probably bad throws. It's short in love. You said it's Yeah, I mean kind of a skunker of a game. It was a it was a bit of a trench war, so you know. Do you guys think not having Josh Jacobs A hundred percent. Josh Jacobs is a difference maker. I if if he can beat up people off the field, I mean he's up on the field, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. Whether they deserved it or not. Is that is that fucked up for me to say? A little bit. Not really. I mean he should have known better. Maybe you could throw in a disclaimer you don't I don't condone domestic violence in any way, shape or form. He's a scumbag and I'm glad he's not playing Yeah. Used to be a raider though, so does it? Used to be a raider, but But that's why the Raiders keep them out. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Ash and Genty. They wanted to get Mike Washington. They wanted to get the chosen one. They wanted to get church boys in the Raiders. That's right. Yeah. They must do that. Respect your women. That's right. Or partner. Who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Saints, Ravens. This one's interesting to talk about. Very great game. Because wow, no I don't think anybody predicted this. We kinda did. I thought it'd be a close game. Well, I don't remember what you you said, but me and Riley were saying that the Saints weren't gonna make it easy on the Ravens. But no I don't think you guys called a dub. No, we didn't. We didn't call a dub, but we said it would be But I'm not surprised that they got the dub. Yeah. Final score twenty four to 17 Saints upsetting the Ravens. Ravens What the fuck? Shucked Damn, that's good. That was better than what I got. Yep. Try it again. Ravens. Shucked. Shucked. sorry. Ravens got shucked. I fucked up. Do it again! Ravens. Shucked. Up. There we go. Shout out to Tyler Tyler? Yeah, Tyler. Tyler Jurd. Tyler Tyler. Tyler Shuck. Twenty seven completions. Thirty four attempts. Two hundred and fifty two yards. A tutty. Nine carries. Twenty three yards. And a tutty. So compared to Lamar Jackson. 235 yards in the air, a tutty, an interception, four carries for thirty-four yards. Whereas Tyler Shugg carried nine times for twenty-three yards. Is there a quarterback problem in Baltimore? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, but it's still an amazing game from Derrick Henry. I joke you. I joke you from Derrick Henry, sixteen carries, sixty-eight yards. A tutty, three receptions, nineteen yards. This man is not human. He's fucking Kratos himself. Lamar Jackson got some help from Rashad Bateman for 88 yards, seven completions. Yeah, who stepped up big considering Zay Flowers is out. Considering Zay Flowers is out. But Shuck, I think, had the edge in receiving this time around. One second, Riley. Olave, eight receptions, eighty-six yards, and a tutty. And he has his boy Vale, who's popping out. He's emerging as a solid wide receiver, too. And this is with a rookie standout rookie quarterback, wide receiver excuse me, out. They still got that boy Tyson coming in at some point. True. So Bailey, five receptions, sixty four yards. I think that was the difference maker between this game. and then I don't know, maybe the the Ravens are missing Isaiah Likely a little bit. A little bit. And I mean go ahead. No, you go ahead. Go ahead. No, I was just gonna say, I mean, and they're not even using Travis Atien, who they paid a fuck ton of money and he's not even running the ball. It was Saints carries twenty five words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they were behind. They were playing from behind. And two catches. It was a behind game. And honestly, I think the Saints got they got someone. I do too. I think they got a boy. And is it pronounced Travis Etchin? Because I feel like I when I was listening to the game, they were saying Hen. And I was like, is that is that are they it's that a mistake? Or is it it's French. Okay. Is it pronounced Etchen then? Or HN? I'm pretty sure it's Etienne. I'm yeah, I think it's Etienne. Yeah, because there's David Devon A Chan. I know, but I was listening to like I was watching the game. You're gonna depend on those fucking commentators. Some of the some some of them have a hard time saying regular names. Yeah, they're fucking. Nope. That's it's pronounced A Chan. Are you French, Riley? No! But they were pronouncing it. Maybe it was that way. Okay. What do you want me to say? No, that's how you pronounce A. Yeah. Damn it's A Ch N? Yeah. Ain't that some shit. Yeah. That motherfucker is on camera saying. But the medicine. No, he's not saying Etienne. On camera he said Etienne. I did say Etienne. No On camera Travis Etienne is saying Etienne. Okay. Okay. He himself says Etienne Etienne. Thank you for clarifying. Okay. Thank you. Great game though. Great game. Nothing to worry about for the Ravens. I think plenty to applaud about for the Saints. They can go toe to toe with some of the best. Last week's game, was it the big Bills? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Great show. Go great show out. No, the Lions. It was against the Lions. The Lions and it lost. Yep. For failing failing on a two point conversion. On an in O T. So Yep, yep. I guess Watch out for the Saints. Yeah. They're probably the dark horse so far. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What we got next? Moving on up. We're moving on to the next. Eagles Titans. Eagles Titans. yeah. Final score twenty four twenty Eagles. And made sweat. And the Eagles have their booty holes puckered up the whole time. Yeah, dude. Dude. Very exciting. Saquon Barkley left for like the second quarter. And the looks like the e the Eagles weren't able to move the ball, didn't it feel like? Like the Titans, they came out with a lot of attitude. They were not letting the Eagles punk And And Cam Cam Ward showed some showed some grit. Had two touchdowns on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he I think he tried a little tush push of his own. I don't think it ended up working. But I I like that the Eagles or that the Titans, you know, made him sweat for it for sure. Yeah. Absolutely. No, it was a much better game than last week than than than Philadelphia wanted. Yeah. I think it was a better game than last week for the Titans just because the Jets handled them the entire game. And well and the t the credits where credit is due, the Titans look f actually look like a football team. Mm-hmm. Right? They they did. It looks it looks legitimate. So And Cam Ward has potential. I knew he had I knew he had potential. He's just gotta show it. Yeah. no Jalen Hurts, two touchdowns, two interceptions, two hundred and sixty four yards. not a whole lot of running game. I mean, kind of a one two bunch between Shipley and Bigsby. Yeah. but only what, fifty seven yards com between the two of them? Devontae Smith saved his ass. A hundred and seventeen yards. Yeah. Devontae Smith saved his ass. That man is lucky Devontae Smith puts up with his whatever fucking personality. Devontae Smith saying Sorry, we missed you AJ, but we got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. Alright, moving on. let's see here. Who was next on the docket? So after the Eagles, Titans, we've got Patriots, Steelers. This was actually kind of surprising, in my opinion. For different reasons. And not to mention that one god awful fumble play. That that can like ended up being like a four and what, forty three or some shit? Yeah. For the for the Steelers. Riley, what do think? I Dude, how do you have so many weapons as a quar quarterback and not use fucking like, you have DK Metcalf, you does Michael Pittman not even play? Michael Pittman Jr. Did he get injured? If if he did, he didn't do much. He's our second Derek He's supposed to be wide receiver too there. Who the fuck is this guy? G something G. Bernard. Pittman didn't if he didn't play, he I don't know, but he didn't get a target if he did play. Do you wanna know? Jeremy Bernard? Because Aaron Rodgers needs a fucking retired dude. Yep, yep, yep, yep. He needs to retire and start making the podcast. He should have retired like last season. It should have been his final season. It's gonna be pod with Raj. Jesus. I don't think he would want it even. Abysmal fucking showing for Aaron Rodgers. Abysmal Abysmal showing for Rogers. He threw thirty-nine times, only had twenty-three completions, a buck eighty-seven, an interception, carried for five yards. Drake May, honestly, I would not say was that much better. Twenty-two fucking throws, fourteen completions, one interception, two hundred eight yards, an interception, four carries, seventeen yards. We even had a Mason Rudolph attempt. That's how this fucking game went. So Henderson with I think the only T D he he was the bright the bright spot for New England's offensive. He was able to break out, yeah. Shout out that. yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going on with the Steelers, like we've said it before. It's kinda crazy though, because the Steelers defense got twenty put on him and I still got ten points ten points in fantasy. So Yeah, I got twelve points wrong. Shout out the Steelers, keep it up. Defense. Defense. Yeah. Defense. What's that? Patriots one and one. Steelers one and one. I really don't know. I don't know. Aaron Rodgers is gonna go eight and nine again. and somehow squeak into the playoffs. I think it's gonna be the majority of from the defense, like controlling their games. Yeah, you know what? If TJ Watt would have scored another touchdown maybe it would have been a closer game. Yeah. Should have drafted a quarterback in the Well we have Mason Rudolph. What do mean? I don't know who that is. So moving moving right on. Justin. That supposedly said the N-word to Miles Garrett. he deserved it then. Supposedly. I don't know. You just that's the legend. That that kind of story doesn't just make the rounds just because. And Mike Tolman kept him? After saying the N-word of Miles Garrett? Did he have much option to keep not keep him? Yeah, just the fields. Fair point. He had Justin Fields. He had multiple other quarterbackers too. Or chances are after quarterback Russell Wilson. Shout out Russell Wilson. We got the Jags Broncos next, right? Jags Broncos next. which was very I mean I guess Broncos Country Let's ride. fuck off. Shout shout out to the only Max I gotta shout out my boy dude. Max, we love you. It was nice. It was nice seeing him. Yeah. Yeah. I saw him this weekend, so it was huge. He was he was respectful. Yeah. I was respectful of him. I didn't say fuck the Broncos in any way. I said fuck the Chiefs. Yeah. you guys can agree on that. Yeah. This was a get right game for the Broncos. I think their defense showed up and showed out. Big performance from the big offseason edition for the Broncos, Jalen Waddle. Finally got But 138 yards the air, that's what he was brought on to do. yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah. Bo Nick's big bounce back game after week one is debacle. he did throw a pick, but it was enough to get the dub. Jonah Coleman had ten carries and thirty nine yards on the ground, but and also a score. two hundred and eighty eight yards through the air for Bonex. Prince Charming did not look so great. AKA Trevor Lawrence. Seventeen c completions, only 189 yards and a pick. Bashul Tutin. had a thirteen carries, sixty five yards and a touchdown to keep the pace the offense for the Jaguars. Otherwise, the only real bright spot on the receiving core was Parker Washington for seventy seven catches and ninety eight yards for the Jags. Jags one and one, Broncos one and one. kind of where we're thought I think they're kind of wait they are where we thought they're gonna be moving forward. The Broncos or the Jags? Both of them in my opinion. That check. I think Denver's gonna be a tough out in their division and Jacksonville, that's their division to lose. Yeah, it's i I I think the again box score was a little misleading. This was six to thirteen Jags going into the fourth quarter. That it was it was a defensive battle through and through. and so the the Broncos were able to edge out and Edge them out. Jag them off. That's crazy. Edge them out and jag them off. They got jagged off, you know. To the edge. Yeah. So they really were able to peel it away there. Good for the Broncos. They got a bounce back game. Huh? Not I don't know. I didn't even realize I know if you were doing it on purpose or not. Peel away. Yeah. Sorry, I'm talking Peel away. yeah, yeah. Jagged off, peel away. Broncos got their bounce back game. Jags got the first loss of the season. I think both teams are gonna be okay. I think playoff contenders. I do wanna say something 'cause I Didn't know Michael Pittman had a foot injury. So I want to That's why the Steelers lost. That's why the Steelers lost. Because they didn't have Michael Pittman. Who's next up? C technically both both of your guys' game, so we're gonna skip both of those for now because we want to wrap it up with them too. Seattle. Let's get the Sea Cuts and Seahawks fuck whatever the fuck their name is. Seattle out the way. said the Seahawks were gonna win. I didn't some people say that the the the Cardinals were gonna win But that's neither here nor there. But you know who is there? The Seahawks. 31-17. They beat the Cardinals. 31-7. 31-7. Thank you. They stomped the fucking Cardinals, and the seven points was a fucking charity touchdown for sure, for sure. Jacoby Brissett, the savior of the Cardinals, according to some people on the podcast. 17 completions out of 28 attempts. 95 yards in the air. 95 yards in the air. He didn't even get a full buck. And he threw for a touchdown, interception, and he carried for seven yards. On the other side of the football, Sam Darnold. Arnold still has a butt allergy, excuse me, a glute deficiency, excuse me, a glute injury. Anal Fisher. An anal fisher, fishing for anal. Sam Darnold. Drew Locke, 19 completions out of 26 attempts, 235 yards, three touchdowns. I think you can throw any motherfucker in that offense and maybe get some productivity. Perhaps, mayhaps Jacobi per second there, maybe he's something. But right now. He's he's still something I guess. not much something not much in the run game for either of the teams. We're gave we gave twenty one carries to fucking Emmanuel Wilson for ninety two yards. That's kinda crazy. Jeremiah Love, that his name? Jeremiah Love. Rookie that the Cardinals drafted. Nine carries, twenty nine yards, three receptions, sixteen yards. The game got out of proportion quick, so there wasn't much of a run game that was gonna happen for the Cardinals. Because Jackson Smith in Jigba Drusky, that was kinda fucked up. He did that again. I'm gonna run that back. No. I would never disrespect that name again. Drusky, you're a dumb. he had nine eleven sorry, nine catches, eleven receptions, a hundred and fifty-five yards, three tutties. That dude had a hat trick. He did a hat trick on the pitch. On the pitch. Had a hat trick on the pitch, mate. and that was like the only motherfucker that did anything. Rashid Rashid Shahid, one carry, four yards, three receptions, thirty-five yards, what the fuck. Cooper Cup, two receptions, twenty yards, what the fuck. Cardinals couldn't get anything going. Two receptions out of seven attempts, targets for Michael Wilson, eighteen yards. What the fuck? Pendrick Vaughan, two catches for three targets, eleven yards. I don't know what the fuck they were doing. I think they were shoving Cardinals up their ass the whole game. How many fucks was that in the last actually they had counted it was eight they had a bright spot. What the fuck? Trey Trey McBride. What the fuck? Eight completions, ten receptions. What the fuck? Actually ten attempts, excuse me. Ten targets. Ten targets. forty one yards and a tutty. The Cardinals do have something. Unfortunately, it's not all that much. Do you guys think Carson Beck would replace Jacoby Brissett? No as a rookie? He probably will but he's an idiot. He probably will, but I don't think he's gonna do much more. Anyway, Seahawks surrounds the Cardinals. I still get my prediction the Cardinals are gonna be at the bottom of the NFC West and the NFC is going to run through the N F C West. We'll see. We'll see. Any thoughts on the game? No, you did a great job. No, thanks. I think you said it all. What the fuck? What the fuck? Yep. And just want to let it be known, Jacoby Brissett actually did does have a win on the scene already, and they beat what's supposed to be a better team in the LA Chargers. So Jacoby Brissett is still a great quarterback. The LA Chargers will get to them soon. Yeah, they're Plug. Alright. How inner rings? Zero, bitches. Cowboys commanders. Disappointing. Was it? No. Yes, great. Jaden Daniels blew a shit. that's from that. yes, absolutely. Yes, that is disappointing. Carrying the narrative of injuries. The whole NFC East just got a whole shake up. And we're gonna start with commanders versus Cowboys. Cowboys, thank you. Unfortunately Jaden Daniels right before the half. fell back as he was trying to snap the ball, stuck his little Twizzler arm out to try to stop his ball, and for the second fucking year in a row dislocated the same fucking elbow. My god guy, can you put on some weight? There's a direct correlation between fucking longevity in the NFL and how big you are as a person. And you kinda look like a twig dude. You look like a twig. You look like the pipe cleaners in elementary school as a football player. You know what I'm saying? You create we create a little character out of the pipe cleaners and stuff like that. You're a little skinny, bro. That's way back in the day. Yeah, yeah, shut out, shut out. Well we didn't have phones to entertain ourselves. very disappointing. Disappointing though, he's probably gonna be out for a really long time if he comes back in the season at all. But guess what? It's Marcus Mariota time, and eventually that led to eleven. Eleven completions out of sixteen attempts. A hundred and eleven yards. That's commendable and a half. And a t D, dude? And a T D. Before Jaden Daniels went out in that half, eleven completions out of seventeen attempts, ninety six yards. Quite identical. Who's the more efficient quarterback? Is there a quarterback problem in D C? We we'll see. Rashad White, Krosky Merritt, they're sharing the backfield. They did their due diligence, both Combined for a little bit less than a hundred yards. Stephon Diggs is coming back. Stefan Diggs in his prime. Doesn't have a current baby mama. Maybe that's the that's the key to everything. Five com receptions, six targets, forty seven yards, two touchdowns. Shout out. Commendable. Scary Terry. Nine targets, only two completions. Still for fifty yards. Nice. Yeah. Would like to see a little bit more productivity there. Shit. and the commanders just did not have enough juice. You're man Your QB1 goes out in the halfway point, you're facing the fucking divisional rival cowboys. It's gonna happen. That's a tough game to win. On the other side of the coin, Dak Prescott, 26 completions, 31 attempts, 279 yards. Efficiency. Four touchdowns. And you wanna know who received those. CeeDee Lamb got two of How many yards? CeeDee Lamb, eight catches, nine targets, a buck fifty-three, two putties. Whoosh! That shit makes your dick hard. Not really. George Pickens. Six targ sorry, he's on my fantasy team. Makes my dick hard. George Pickens He's also mine. Thank you for Your dick hard. My dick hard. Well you're you're butt bunky. Uh-huh. I got Dak and C D Lamb. I'm glad both of you guys are hard. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Well Together. He's bungied. Yeah. Forever. At the same time. Yeah. George Pickens. Six catches. Eight targets. 40 yards. It's gonna happen. Sometimes it's gonna be more CDs, sometimes it's gonna be more Pickens. the run Running a backfield committee for the for the Cowboys didn't really do much, which was a little surprising because I feel like this game got a little out of hand in the second half. And yet they were still throwing the ball, tossing the targets. shout out Jake Ferguson. Four catches. Four targets. Forty three yards. Two ties. Two titties, baby! Two tutties. Two tutties. Two tutties. Two tutties. Two tutties. Brandon Abrey. Two tutties? Brandon Aubrey. Kinger for the Cowboys. Shout out Aubrey on my fantasy team. Three. says field goals. It's a field goal. Yes. Yeah, that's the term, right? Yes. Field goals. Two for three. One over sixty. One over sixty yards. Take off the leg on that guy. Jesus Christ get that boy in the MLS. Forty to forty nine. between forty to forty nine that's where the other one was. And then one was in i within thirty, so a tipper. Yeah, Cowboys have enough juice to be able to overpower a team if your quarterback goes out, store the game. Really disappointed with Jaden Daniels though. I think Dak Prescott was still playing really well with Jaden Daniels in. True. So Yeah. But again, like Aslan mentioned at the beginning of that specific game, we never want to see anybody get hurt. This is the time of the year we want to see everybody at their full capacity, at full strength, and putting on a good show f and great high level football. And unfortunately that gets impacted greatly when star players go down and we never want to see that. Yeah. Moving right along. Next game, Sunday night game. Colts Chiefs. What the fuck? Hell of a game. What the fuck? Riley, do you wanna talk about how the how the baby bears playing right now? Is that why you're on your phone? Yes. Alright, Riley, do you wanna talk about the Colts Chiefs? Yeah, we can talk about the Queefs a little bit. Sorry, Chiefs. And the Colts. And the Colts. sorry. Not sorry. Fuck So we got the Colts who actually played a shocker of a game. and played really good in KC with Daniel Jones, twenty-two completions, thirty one yards, or sorry, thirty-one attempts, two hundred and ten yards, one T D, one sack, or sorry, one interception. Had a good rating of a Q V two. I just think the defense let them down a little bit. Jonathan Taylor, still doing Jonathan Taylor things. Shout out Jonathan Taylor. Twenty four carries, ninety two yards, and two TDs. Two titties. Two titties. That's two titties. Two titties. We're getting it. As far as receiving goes, is it Josh Downs? It is Josh Diddy. Josh Downs? Tre Treadwell. And Taylor War Tyler Warren, who's also supposed to be better this season. We'll we'll get to that later. he's got a thousand. But only twenty one yards with six catches and six seven targets. Not too bad. Not too bad. Shout out Alec Pierce. Another injury. Yep. Reaggravated a heel that he surgically repaired. We'll see what happens there. actually looks like he's gonna be out sometime. he's opting the non surgery again route. Yeah. but unfortunately that does not have the highest success rate. But we're pulling for the guy. who's promising. Probably because seas injury fucking surgery would be season ending. You know, so yeah. And Laquan Treadwell was the second receiver off of Josh Jones. So Josh Jones with seven receptions, seventy two yards. Yes. long of twenty with nine targets. Treadwell Laquan Treadwell came from the Minnesota Vikings. Res three receptions, sixty one yards, four as a forty eight long. I think it was that w actually it was was that one long catch that was very controversial when he fumbled it at the very end in overtime. yeah. That was a long call. I which I I think he was down anyway. I did too. I thought he was down as well. They made it seem like it was really close than what it was. No. but three targets, three catches, sixty one yards, not bad. Jonathan Taylor for a replacement for Alec Pierce. Jonathan Taylor also was catching some balls. Four receptions. Four targets. Shout out Jonathan Taylor. Karen. the team on his back doing what he does. I will give some Tyler Warren some love. He's got six catches, s seven targets, twenty one yards, and a T D. Mm-hmm. Keenan Allen, don't know where the fuck he's at. Middle of nowhere. One one reception, five yards. I think Did he get injured? I think with Keenan Allen, every time he he has to run a route, he's gotta blow to make sure that he's sober and then he can run his route, so it makes him delayed a little bit. He did have a D U F which is why my joke is funny. Hence the blow and go joke. So that's the route. It's not just a go route, it's a blow and go. It takes a lot of blows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you would know, wouldn't you? Still still you need My bad. My bad. Very good. Still, Keenan Allen should be fucking doing something. Okay. Regardless. Yeah. If Alec Pierce gets injured, fucking throwing it throw him in. Who cares? Sebastian Janikowski was fucking hung over and kicked a sixty one yarder. It was Jenny Kelsman. He was the kicker for the Raiders. Jesus Christ. We're talking about the Colts and Chiefs right now. I don't care. I don't care. I can make that comparison with Keenan Allen. Alright, let's talk about the Chiefs and how great Patrick Mahomes is and he won the fucking game. Do you want to or do you want me to Can we just say how great Kenneth Walker is? Patrick Mahomes, thirty-two completions for forty-seven attempts. We're a sports podcast. We have to get into it. I talked about Jacobi percent. We gotta talk about Patrick Mahomes. Three hundred and eighty-two yards. Three tutties, two carries, seventeen yards. He's still running kind of like a Like a fuckboy? Yeah, you're like you're running like a fuck boy, you know, asking for asking for calls and stuff like that. that's Patrick Mahomes. Kenneth Walker. Kenneth Walker. Holy shit, the Chiefs got a running back. Another fuck you to Seattle. And he doesn't abuse people. Or drunk driving. Or drunk drive. Yeah. Kenneth Walker, twenty four carries. Actually, you wanna talk 'cause you don't hate him. No, I don't hate him. I think that was a good pickup for that. He plays for the Chiefs. Yeah, he plays for the Chiefs, but Kenneth Walker's good. That's what I was getting to. That's what I was getting to. Alright, alright. Physical pain from a boy. It's like the Seattle Seahawks doing well. But you said what the fuck it eighty times. That was different game. Kenneth Walker, twenty four Garries, a hundred and seventeen yards. No T Ds though, no T Ds. A hundred and seventeen yards. No titties. Yeah, with no T Ds. With no touchdowns, dude? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. No titties. And then Travis Kessel had titties. What about his receptions? Kenneth Walker's receptions. He's got six receptions for sixty one yards. That's a hundred and seventy all purpose yards. That's a complete game if you ask me. That's crazy. Showing the Chiefs, he's worth the money. Mm-hmm. Showing the Seahawks, he was worth the money. Yeah. And they need a running back because I think Jarian P price is actually injured right now. Travis Kelsey. Another nine eleven. Yeah. Receptions. Eleven targets. Eleven targets. Okay. A hundred and one yards. One T D. This is very hard to talk about. Do I want me to take over? Yeah. You have things shit? wow took a shit in their mouth, dude. my god. Anyways, Travis Kelsey, nine catches, 101 yards, and a touchdown. Taekwond. Thornton. Xavier Worthy drunk driving himself to five completions to seven targets, twenty five. That's Rashid Rice, dude. Rasheed Rice drunk drove himself to four completions, six targets, eighty-three yards. Xavier Worthy is a model citizen. Is he? No. What do you do? I don't know. Abuse? Hey Siri What did Xavier Worthy get in trouble for? I gotta Well to continue an awkward moment in our episode. Xavier Worthy. Well never mind, he did do something stupid. Five completions, seven receptions, twenty-five yards. I wish he junk drove or something, that would've been funnier. And then Harrison Bucker over here. Sixteen points on fantasy. Fuck that dude. That that woman hating fucking white supremacist piece of shit, bastard. Yeah. Don't mention that motherfucker's name. Yeah. Went four for five. Just like it's fan base, dog. Two field goals over forty. Yeah, no. Field goal over And Riley, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the people you support. Close game. OT. Thanks for the clarification. Yeah. It went into OT 30 to 30. They both had a chance. The Colts couldn't capitalize. This is our team. This is our shoe. We love you guys don't know that. No. Okay. Okay. Try better next time, Colts. Better showing than last week. Better showing than last week. Yeah. Moving on Giants Rams Monday Night Football. Yeah. So we were well at the beginning of the show, we're talking about crappy Monday Night Football games. In my man's opinion here, this is the epitome of a crappy Monday night football game. Final score, twenty eight, twenty light rams, six Giants. This one also overshadowed by the fact that the Giants young promise quarterback. Jackson Dart, took a nasty hit, kinda got I don't even know right it's not not quite sandwiched, but basically got hit in opposite directions and his and his knee went direction it just didn't have. worse than what we initially thought he could potentially be missing extended time, mm potentially even the whole season. Say what you want about the kid, you know, and his political views or whatever. Again, I'm never gonna celebrate anybody getting injured. and especially because I mean, like dude, at the end of the day, he's still a person, a kid. He's trying to he's trying to make a living. I think he's a good player too. But yeah, but I mean I don't know. off offensive line is trying to tell him something but that's just fine. here we are. But I digress. Nah, because offensive line wasn't doing Jamon Jameis no flavors. He wasn't do they wasn't doing him no flavors either. But flavors Jameis and Winston, or Jameis Winston, I was really excited for that aspect because who doesn't love who doesn't love a nice who doesn't love a nice three touchdown, three interception game rover? Either Wilson wins. Either W. Either. No saying, unfortunately, we did not get that. again, the olf the offensive line was just a complete disaster. And credit where credit is due, that defensive front for the LA Rams is as good as advertised, especially with Aaron Donald. Donald's first game back in the NFL after a brief retirement stir re retirement period. It was a couple of years, though. Didn't have any sex, but he had three tackles, so not He had sex? No, I said I heard sex too. Sorry. He didn't have any sacks. But he had three tackles. Yeah. Yeah. Middle presence no. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But yeah, just a a poor showing from the Giants. again, hate to see it overshadowed by an injury. but Truth be told, we didn't really see Giants winning the game anyway, with a healthy Jackson Dartman. Yeah. Devontae Adams almost Talk about 200 yards. That's insane. Not not only Devontae, but Matthew Stafford showing why he's an MVP candidate himself. Yeah. Even at the ripe old age of thirty-eight. Yeah. Right. so ripe. Ripe as fuck. Three hundred and twenty seven yards through the air, four touchdowns. He did throw an an oopsie daisy interception, but it didn't really matter because Stafford kind of tends to do that that though. But he still gave you four touchdowns. He does do that. Devontae Adams, eight catches, one hundred and ninety five yards, two touties. Had a circus catch of himself of his own, but to end the first half, which was s set up a field goal, which Meavis missed by the way, you fat boy. But yeah that kicker's thick as hell. Yeah. So not to body shame, but wow. Thick as hell. Thick. You thick boy. But yeah, final score twenty eight six Rams favor, they bounce back after a disaster is showing in Australia down numbda against your forty niners. Yeah, they got taken to the slaughterhouse, Lil' Lambs. This true little lamb, little lamb. And we bang banged all over it. That's Consensually I think. Always consensually consensual. Alright, final two games of week two. Riley, I wanna go with you first because this is a feel good moment. I think we should end it with Riley. You think so? Yeah. Since twenty twenty one. He's got he's gonna have a lot to say, we a lot to sell. Absolutely. Okay. All right, all right. I'll give it to him. Actually that's a fair point 'cause this game was not sexy in any means. from a competitive standpoint. It's sexy for for the n for a nineers fan, but as far as from a whole football fan standpoint this is not a very good game. Niners, Dolphins, final score, San Francisco 35, Miami 13. Scores a little misleading because it was not close whatsoever at any point in this game. they have no chance dude. they didn't get set they're they didn't get to thirteen until the fourth quarter when San Francisco was already sitting on thirty-five for an entire three quarters before that. Brock Purdy. Brock Purdy making a case for himself being a bona fide MVP candidate. And the reason I say this is because he went 20 for 22. Yeah. Only two incompletions. Two touchdowns, 287 yards through the air. 149. Efficiency, efficiency, efficiency. Shout out to Cedomiedo, George Kittle. Four catches, 80 yards, one touchdown. My man is back. Kyle Uzchek Tutty himself on the ground. Didn't have to do too much because I mean they were basically slinging that thing however they wanted. Christian McCaffrey did have ten carries for twenty three yards, but he did have two scores. Two scores for CN twenty three. Yeah. Mike Evans doing Mike Evans things, only three catches, but fifty four yards. I mean that's important catches. Eighteen yards. Eighteen yards per per catch. Very important catch. moving to the Miami side. Malik Willis, I think he's gonna he's gonna have a solid time and he is an NFL quarterback. I don't think he has the personnel around him. He doesn't. He doesn't. aside from the Devon A team. His offensive line is really about We got a little excited with Caleb Douglas in in week one, but other than that, no one else really stands out to me. I think he got injured too. Which he did. He did get injured as well. so overall Yeah, Miami's got a lot of work to do, try to figure things out for themselves. And There's no identity in their team. San Francisco does what Elite Team does. they go in, take care of business, and deliver it on their home opener. Mm-hmm. My man, is your team? Floor is yours. We took the fucking Las Vegas hibachi, my homeboy over here, just prep for us. We took that shit. And You mean dolphin rolls dog? yeah, I guess so. I was trying to tie it in with mining and the Fort Niners. It didn't make sense. We fucked them up. everybody knew what the fuck was gonna happen. They knew what the fuck was gonna happen. I have fucking TikTok saved dolphins fans saying, Hey Niners, I know what the fuck you guys are gonna do to us and fuck you. And they they they knew that they didn't stand a chance. We did what we had to do, put thirty-five on the board. I wish we would have done a little bit more. seeing as what the Seahawks Cardinals game was like and I want to perform better than the Seahawks did. Brock Purdy Just stands in the pocket, man. He makes these super fearless throws. You can watch it on TikTok. There's all these fucking nerds showing you how layered his throws are and why they were difficult. I'm not gonna get into the intricacies of it all because somebody else is already doing it up there if you go research it. But I do think people have to start acknowledging quarterback as the top ten quarterback he is in this league. Because that's gonna be without a doubt moving forward if he keeps performing that s this way. The only thing he has to stop himself is once every year he has A game where throws like three picks. No way no. And I hope we don't get that. Most of the time'cause he's taking too many hits in the head. I for one don't think the Dolphins are that good of a team, won't be a good of a team. I think Malik has Willis has hit his ceiling. I think he hit his ceiling with the Packers, and I don't think there's much more there to give. Respect you as a as a person. Hope you keep catching NFL checks, but I don't think you're gonna be the difference maker that F Nestle might think that you are. Let's see what else. Defense shows up. Fred Warner doing his thing. Dre Greenlaw stopping these motherfuckers. Nick Bosa just terrorize these boys. And I really like shout out Raheem Morris one more time. We have a defensive fucking coach who actually game plans and doesn't just bend not break. Fuck you, Robert Salah. Yeah. I think that's all I have to say. I agree with Raheem Morris. Shout out Debo, still love to see Debo. Demarcus Robinson. Another loss in injuries. Did not look good. He got carted out. I just picked him up from Raven with. We'll see what he came out with. Why the fuck is Jackson Dart in a GTA commercial? This is actually said he wanted more time to play GTA. Bang bang night or game Sabachi Dolphin Hibachi Sushi. Buy one, get one free. Last chance, Machi Maki. Fuck those motherfuckers up. Sent their ass back to Miami. Go run your nose through those fucking kilos and decos. Not the Machi! Last chance Maki Machi Times two! Mahi Mahi. Yeah. One time for the one. One time. One time for the one time. IYK, IYK. So I think we're gonna go ahead and finish this shit. I'm gonna give my boy the fucking floor. You like that? Yeah. You like that? Yeah. Yeah I do. Yeah. Yeah I do. Fucking Kirk Cousins. What about Kirk Cousins? Kirk! Six six TDs showing that he could be a fucking MVP this season. Wait, th so far this season. So far combined. Combined this season. Six TDs. Ain't gonna seem like you have six TDs. No, not six TDs in the game. Hey, six total TDs. Alright. I can still call it out. Alright. He had three T D's this game, nineteen completions, twenty nine attempts, w two hundred and fifty three yards. He did have one interception. Still gotta clean up the interception game. Ashton Genty had twenty one carries for forty eight yards, but he did get injured. he had an ankle injury during the game and still played. To say that. Mike Washington tried to Did it look bad? The ankle injury. It he sat out for a few plays. So fucking kick you. You keep fucking looking at me. And you make eye contact me because you know I'm looking at you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I didn't mean to cause this the No, I it's No, I know it wasn't you. He keeps fucking looking at me. Yeah, I fucked you. Mommy's looking at you. Let him talk. Let me talk. Stop fucking saying you're gonna kick me. You're you're you say aggressive things to me, violent things. Your eyes say violent things to me. Physical things. Your eyes say violent and mocking things to me. My eyes want to make love to you. Not right now they don't. I'm talk because you're tripping dogs. Sorry, Riley. so Ashton Genty, twenty one carries, forty eight yards, and then also on his completion side he had four receptions for fifteen yards. No T D's this game, but Trey Tucker doing Trey Tucker things. Dude, five catches? Five catches for a hundred and nineteen yards and a T D. And then out of the blue, who the fuck is Cody White coming from Seattle, dude? And's catching some two T Ds twenty four yards. he went two receptions? He went Michigan State, not Seattle. Sorry, that's a bad joke. he was from Seattle? No. never mind. Sorry. Just from Seattle? I I don't know. Michigan State? Yeah. Same as Kirk Cousins, he's also from Michigan State. Yeah, Riley? Yeah. What else? God damn it. Michael Mayer, three receptions, twenty three yards. Derek Young or sorry, I think it's yeah, it's Derek Young. He's also from Seattle. One reception, twenty seven yards. And then Jack Besh, two receptions and twenty five yards. Our defense actually made the the game really entertaining with our rookie Hazekiah Masses with two interceptions. he had five tackles on the pla are on the defensive side. And then Nicobe Dean making plays again and Quay Walker stuffing the line. Both had ten tackles and then Nicobe Dean had one force fumble to basically end the game for the sad bolts of the Chargers. I don't even want to fucking talk about the Chargers. Fuck You can shove that bolt up their asses. and then Eric Stokes. Playing like he should have last season with another like he also had a forced fumble, four tackles. Sack. He did have a sack, yep. A tackle for loss. Tackle for loss. Jeremy Chin, fumble recovery, returned it and gave us the opportunity to throw it to Cody White. Just all around good p good football play. They defensively and offensively we we played exceptional. But I think we could definitely do better on the offense. Even though he spread it around pretty frequently. He was slinging that thing. He was slinging that thing, dude. Slinging it. Spreading the spreading that ball like he spread the Bible, the gospel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey Justin Herbert. Kirko Baines is gonna take your girl. Justin Herbert, fifteen completions. Twenty seven attempts. A hundred and ninety two yards. One T Dj It is okay. two interceptions. Fuck you. Three sacks. Fuck you. You ain't shit, Justin Herbert. Omar and Hampton played really well. Twenty three carries, ninety four yards on a T D. I have him on my fantasy football team. Anyways. Anyways. Marion Hampton also had two catches a for twenty one yards. And then his top receiver was who the fuck is Trey Harris? Fuck you, dude. Who is Trey Harris? He was a draft pick. He was a draft pick in this this season's Wait a minute. But he's a rookie. How can you say fuck Trey Harris if he's a rookie? Because fuck you, you picked the wrong team. I'm just kidding, you didn't pick him, but fuck him. That's the whole point of the time. Fuck him. Nah, fuck him. Fuck him all. Fuck Trey Harris. Fuck him. Lad McConkey, sad because he got injured. What the fuck? During the game. We'll definitely see how well he does after that injury. What the fuck? Only three receptions for thirty five yards. What the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck. Charlie Kohler, who the fuck are you? What the fuck? You fucking piece of shit. What the fuck? Fucking piece of shit. Aronde Gadston the second. Who the fuck are you? You piss a shit. He's actually solid. He had one T D dude and two catches for eighteen yards. Fuck And there's two of And there's two of And there's two of Jesus Christ What the fuck? Your dad was ass in your ass. Stop talking about people's fathers. Let's keep it clean. Sorry. let him talk a shit, bro. We're two and fuck the bolts. LA's our fucking city. Fuck you. I think you guys are in Vegas, aren't you? We're everywhere in Cali and Nevada, bitch. Raiders have history in LA. I'm a bitch. Raiders have history in LA. It's a West Coast thing, you wouldn't get it. No, Raiders have history in LA, they have history in Oakland, they have history in Las Vegas now, so yeah. Good for you, man. I'm happy for both of you. Thanks, Dark. Yeah, dog. Two no to both of you guys. Congratulations. Week two was a success. Yeah. Week two is a suc a success. Yeah, it was like a home game for us. The quest for six continues. Bang bang. Onward. When it rains, it bangs. Damn. Our we two or we tube recap went a an hour and a half. We're doing good. Yeah. So let's wrap it up with predictions. Alright, the a lightning round? Lightning round. Not too well let's not give it too much thought. Yeah. A little bit of thought but not too much. Deal? Maybe like a sentence. Like a sentence. Maybe. Thursday night game. Falcons, Packers. Fuck the Packers. Let's go, Falcons. That's just me though. Yeah, Packers. I'm trying to be credible. Packers If Michael Penix is playing, I think Falcons can win it. Perfect. Yeah. Cab. You're a cab. Sunday. Movie on the Sunday. Panthers, Browns. Panthers walk away with a dub. Panthers sorry, I was looking at something else. Panthers Browns were you looking at a stick? Google. well NFL. My my dick gonna be No, Panthers Browns is gonna be a good game. I'm trying to fucking keep this shit going. I'm gonna go Panthers though. It's gonna be a good game though. Panthers. Panthers. Fuck the Browns. Bengals Steelers. The Vigilant matchup. Bengals. Bengals. Bengals. Perfect. Wow. How how many how many touchdowns is TJ Waggon have? Maybe two. If you can get two, then the Steelers are winning. He's catching shit now too though. Yeah. Yeah, it was thrown right at him. Texans Colts. Ooh. Both both teams are O and two. Who gets the first up? I like how hard the Colts played last Thursday, I'm gonna give it to I agree. I think the Colts will win this game. I think it's also gonna be a really great game though. I think Stroud's gonna show out again, but you don't have to say who's gonna win the game. Yeah. For the Colts. Three TDs? Three T D's? Probably two, but good game. Yeah. Good game for sure. Chiefs, Dolphins. Fuck. Chiefs. Chiefs. God damn it. Dolphins Malig. Come on man, there you go. Let's go! Fuck The Dolphins are gonna do it. They're gonna ee. They're gonna ee and Devon Achan is gonna fucking ee in your mouth, dog. Fuck you. Hey, it's not the dolphins' fault they face the two best teams in the NFL. No, no, dog. It's not. Fuck Fuck Let's go. Dolphins all day. And this is why we love football, because delusionism is real. So I'm going I'm going cheap though. I know you both are going cheese. Fuck them. Charger's bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Sharker's going on three. Madison Beer's gonna divorce Justin. But she's gonna be pregnant with his baby. Prino, we love Prena! Present with And he's gonna be playing child support in s his entire legend with Kurt Cousins' baby. No And Jacoby Brissett. I was thinking more Mendoza's, but I was thinking more Jacobi. He's a Christian man. Jacoby Brissett, on the other hand, may do that. Why? Why? Because he beat he beat up the Chargers. Yes he did. Yes he did. He's right. Beat up the pussy. Beat up the pussy. Beat up the Chargers. Beat up the Chargers. He was first He he was the first to hit it. I don't think he was. Anyway, moving right along. Jets Lions. Lions. Hmm. Fuck Gino. I know. I know fuck Gino, but Lions are not playing so well, but Hm is not a great game. I think they were playing catch up too much, but Lions will win. Lions will win. I think it's gonna be a closer game than we think. I have to give it to the Lions. Just because Fuck Gino. The Ginoism goes so only so far. G Gino is okay. Cause Gino can't do it all by himself, man. Seahawks Seahawks commanders. Seahawks. No f no faith in Mariota? Yeah, no fa I think. You're right, Mariota. He had some great games last year. He's got weapons. He's got weapon well, he's got That's gonna be a tough game. We'll see if Sam analfisher died. Not that it makes a difference at that point, that's a system he could. He's gonna throw the ball to JSN and you'll be alright. Yeah. I gotta go Seahawks on this one, unfortunately. I go commandos. I'll go commandos too. Just for kicks and giggles. Yeah. Yeah. Tits and giggles. Tits and giggles. Titans, Giants. I think the Titans get their first dub. I think so too. You guys are underestimating a full week with James Winston. James Winston, Cam Scadabow, Malik Neighbors, Isaiah Likely. That's too much power for Cam Ward. That boy is a little he's the runt of the NFL. James Winston, three tutties, runs for two. So we're going with Big Blue, huh? Big Blue. Alright, fair enough. Pat's Jags. Jags. Prince Charming. I'm gonna go with Prince Charming as well. They're gonna jack off the Patriots. Yes they are. Yeah, they are, dude. Well I guess I guess Robert Kraft got jagged off a couple times. There was also a journalist in there that did the jagging off too, if I'm so yeah, she did jag off a little bit. Yeah. They eventually got AJ Brown though, so kinda worked. Espionage. If he's back. Yeah, if he's back. Heads. It was a pretty gnarly Injury. It's pionage. Well, we're stupid. Yeah, Jags. Cardinal forty Niners. Bang bang. Niner gang. When it rains it bangs. We're going duck hunting. We're going bird hunting. Cardinals are some stupid ass birds. Right. Yeah. Jacoby Brissett is about to be Jacoby Briquette, the way the my Niners defense is gonna flame his ass. It was brisket, but it was right there. Briquette? He's gonna be Jacoby Brisket because we're gonna fire it. Yeah. Yeah. Look at your brother. What about you, buddy? Niners Cardinals. I got Niners. I gotta go with the Niners. They look potent. Actually. They look f they they they look scary. But I think Jacoby has a bounce bad game. Not a lot of degenerism coming out of you from today. I have to I have to eat a lot of humble pie this game. Yeah, okay. Vikings Bucks. Baker Mayfield they own two now? Yes they are. Yeah. He's gotta get that dub. Yeah, he's got he's has to get that dub. He's got that. Gotta throw it here. If Carson Lentz goes three and Damn, that's some shit. That is some shit. What what world are we in? Y honesty with the offense that he has, it's not a great I mean, he has J J Just, but I'm going to Baker Mayfield. He's gonna pull out of his hand. I'm gonna go Buccaneers too. I'm gonna go Bucks. Yeah. Raves, Cowboys, Raves. Ravens, Cowboys. Ravens. Ravens. Get that's a get right game. Get right game. I I pick Cowboys. You're going with the Cowboys? I'm going with the Cowboys. Interesting, why is that? I think Dak's on a hot seat and he's he's gonna do well. Dak's on the hot seat? He's or hot seat streak. Hot streak. My bad. Yeah, different different Yeah, my bad. He's on a hot streak. I'm hoping he does super well. For my sake. For your sake. For my sake. He could still do well but the Ravens win. Nah. Alright. I picked the Cowboys. Okay. I think they have a better defense. Saints Raiders. This is like a really good colorway matchup. Classic uniform. Black and bronze, black and silver, shiny, you know. It's like a couple knights going at each other. And Saints are playing at home. In the Super Dome. I think I'm gonna go Raiders. The Raiders. The Raider. They got me feeling nicey! That's a John Groot and a callback. I I know that you're just saying the Raiders. You guys are two and Why wouldn't I say y'all? Okay. I don't know man. Kirk Cousins. They're looking good. Ashton Jane Chow. It's not a fluke. No. You guys play calling us Brock powers could come back. Hey man. And we're playing well without Winnie's contagious winning feels good. You wanna keep doing that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm going It's not gonna be easy. Alright. I think Tyler Shuffle is on or not. It's not gonna be an easy game. I think it's I think it's gonna be a tight game. But if you guys are actually a real team this year These are the these are the games you have. Nicobe Dean, Quay Walker, Max Crosby, Eric Stokes, Malcolm Coons, they gotta show up. Yes sir. They gotta sack Sorry, who'd you just play this week? Chargers. And we suffocated Justin Herbert. Suffocated. Suffocated. Yeah. Can you just let Chris Olave go go over a hundred yards? Maybe. I don't want that. We'll we'll see how. But we haven't had a hundred yard receiver yet, so. Raider Nation. Raider Nation. Sunday night game, Rams, Broncos. Should be pretty good. They're playing Endeavour. I'd like if it's a Broncos. Broncos Country That's fair. That's right. That's a fair I don't blame I'm gonna go with Rams. I think you go either way. I I think I I I don't think there's a wrong answer. Yeah. In this matchup. It if the Broncos show up to play, if it's week two Broncos, it should be a good game. If it's week one Broncos, it's gonna be a skunker and Rams are gonna steam wrong. I agree. But I think the Broncos are getting back on track. True. And and Bone Nix looks more like himself. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And this week's Monday night game, fuck me sideways. Eagles Bears. With maybe Case Keenum. Tyson Bajan is on concussion protocol, so if he can't give it a go, it will be our third street quarterback in the legendary case keen. Which I would opt for instead of rushing Galo back. I agree. You can take a few games, a few weeks now. 'Cause you need later. Yep. And I think I think play the Jets. Football's a little bit more two weeks. Yeah. I think football is a little different than like baseball where maybe seating isn't as important. There's been so many games where the where the bye week those people get bounced out the first game they come back because they're not battle hardened. Yeah. So honestly I don't really care when it comes to seeding in the NFL and playoffs. So as long as you can get a good enough record to make playoffs, I think you'll be fine. But that being said, I wouldn't rush Caleb Williams because he is your fucking shot to the playoffs. Yep. Some teams aren't built to win with backup quarterbacks. So you gotta take care of what you're you're number ones. Sure. I mean just just give DeAndre Swift and Menga Manangai their opportunity to shoot. Manangai. Manangai. give the opportunities. give fucking Colston Loveland some love. No sh no shit. Yeah. Like Fucking Loveless in Loveland. Dude's going on a singing career or something right now. Who do you guys facing? The Eagles the Eagles. Fucking fuck Jalen Hurts. gimme Case Keenum. I think this is Case Keenum's come back here, dude. Give me the Bears. Bear down. I think regardless of who shows up for us, whether it be Bajan or Keenum, I think Ben Johnson is psycho. And a mastermind. And I think he's gonna figure out a way to get us a dope. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I guess let me reword so I don't sound just belligerent. I when it comes to head coaches, I would take Ben Johnson over Nick Siriani. I don't like Nick Siriani's play calling. I don't I think he's had his offensive coaches be scapegoats. I don't like him as a head coach. I don't like him as a culture instiller. I don't think he it's hard to argue 'cause he's won a Super Bowl there, so you gotta give him time. Yeah. But I just don't like him as a head coach and what he brings to the table is very little. Right. So I will take Ben Johnson with his back against the wall. Yep. Yeah. especially because the the way we lost in our home opener, we're out home again. Yeah. we gotta get that dug. Mhm. Is it hopefully not gonna fucking rain this time? You guys actually gonna have a shot. It's actually gonna be dry this week, so yeah. Good. Yeah, good. If if the if the if the weather forecast holds up, we're gonna be alright. Monday, huh? Monday night football. Mm yeah, I'm trying to watch that. Yeah. When was You're right, maybe you sh we shouldn't. Was Case Keenum's last Monday night football? No. Case Keenum, who has a Minneapolis miracle. Yep. That's what I was trying to bring up. Yeah, l led that team to an SC championship. No, you're good. Yep. When he gets back up quarterbacks go, he's not a bad option. I need y and the irony would be that would be Case Keenum busting a Nick Foles against the Eagles. Would actually be a nice a nice piece of writing. It would be. In my like poetic justice, if you will. Dirty. Nick Foles had a Cinderella story. Yeah, I know, but as a backup. Did he affect you as a Bears fan? He was our quarterback as well. right. At one point. Yep. But But nobody fucking knows 'cause we sucked. But that's Yeah. Anyways, we're right along. Jimmy Garopple's from Chicago. I know. Maybe I should ring He he can stay in biggies. Alright, so week three, on the way. He's actually for the Raiders. Lots lots a lot a lot of good things coming. Huge things. Okay. Just believe me when I tell you. Football is back. Football's back. Here we are. Amen. Look at us. We got all football's back, baby. Football's back. We got the Raiders. We got the Bears. We got the Niners. We got What time is it? Football time. Thank you guys for tuning in once again to your weekly dose of degenerisms, tizms, tiggle bees, and everything in between these. We are Los Pickups coming to y'all from the Pacific Northwest. 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