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WAR of the ROSES & Everybody's got a FORK story · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The War of the roses starts right now on John
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  Speaker 1: Jay and Ridge.
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  Speaker 2: This type of war of the roses, This is where
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  Speaker 2: you think somebody is cheating on you, so you come
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  Speaker 2: to us, tell us why. We find out for you
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  Speaker 2: by sending roses to the person. Hopefully they think that
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  Speaker 2: the roses are coming from you. If not, it gets
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  Speaker 2: very ugly. And today, you guys, we have Marcus on
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  Speaker 2: the line. Good morning, Marcus, Hey, good morning. How are
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  Speaker 2: you doing. Yeah, man, thanks for jumping on the air
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  Speaker 2: with So what's your situation? Who's cheating on you or
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  Speaker 2: who do you think is cheating on you?
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  Speaker 3: Man? You know, I don't even know how to really
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  Speaker 3: explain this without sounding crazy.
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  Speaker 4: But my situation is a it's a little bit different. See,
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  Speaker 4: I'm married, but we're also in a relationship with another woman,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, it's something that we mutually agreed on,
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  Speaker 4: and honestly, I think it's been really working for us.
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  Speaker 3: Like we're all pretty close, we spend time together and
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's not like a.
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  Speaker 2: Secret or anything.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, lately, my wife she's been.
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  Speaker 3: Acting really off, like.
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  Speaker 4: She's on the phone all the time.
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  Speaker 3: She's kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Pulling away from the both of us. And the weirdest
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  Speaker 4: part is like our girlfriend even noticed it too. We
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  Speaker 4: both tried asking her, like what's going on, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and she just shuts it down and she says she's
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  Speaker 4: stressed or you know, tired from the day or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, inside it feels a lot deeper than that.
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  Speaker 4: And I mean, I hate even thinking this, but I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I feel like she might be stepping out
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  Speaker 4: on us, like seeing someone outside of what we agreed on.
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  Speaker 5: If one of you wants to you said, you have
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  Speaker 5: kind of like you can see another person, you have
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  Speaker 5: to approve of the other person. You just can't go
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  Speaker 5: out and hook up with anybody exactly. Okay, makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting here and feeling stupid because like.
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  Speaker 4: How are you gonna how are you gonna cheat when
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  Speaker 4: you're in a throttle So, yeah, I need your help
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  Speaker 4: to figure out what's really going on.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not really well versed in the throuttle world. But Nicetimes,
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  Speaker 6: do you think when you open up, I mean, you've
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  Speaker 6: opened up your marriage to another person. Do you think
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  Speaker 6: your wife is maybe getting curious about another peron you
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  Speaker 6: said you had a girlfriend, maybe she's getting curious about
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  Speaker 6: having like another boyfriend in her life.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting. I mean, so are we calling your wife to
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  Speaker 2: see who she thinks is setting her flowers? Or are
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  Speaker 2: we calling the girl in the thrupple to see who
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  Speaker 2: she thinks is.
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  Speaker 4: We can't really get the girlfriend on because this is
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  Speaker 4: a marriage situation, you know.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you guys, You guys just don't understand.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, so if you're okay, this is confusing. So if
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  Speaker 6: you're the girlfriend, if your girlfriend, if she was out
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  Speaker 6: and about seeing other people, that's not issue. It's but
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  Speaker 6: it's because your wife is. Because you guys are married,
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  Speaker 6: and you've only agreed on this one other person exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so if you're the girl the third party, you
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  Speaker 2: can do whatever you want. Yes, so wow, nice setup. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: what's your wife's name? Sarah Tara? Okay, so what we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna do is called tera and how do we do it?
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  Speaker 2: When it's a girl, I.
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  Speaker 6: Usually say, oh my gosh, it's like my first day
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  Speaker 6: and there's like so many Terra cards.
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  Speaker 2: Taro car Who who do you think you're sending you flowers?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, got it? Okay, all right, good, all right, it's
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  Speaker 2: a complicated. This a thrupple War of the Roses. In
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  Speaker 2: a thrupple, someone's cheating. We're gonna find out that is
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  Speaker 2: next John Jaye.
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  Speaker 9: Rich They say, the Holy you are.
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  Speaker 2: In the middle of War of the Roses. You've got
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  Speaker 2: this married couple, Marcus and Terra. They are also in
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  Speaker 2: a thrupple. By the way, do we need to know
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  Speaker 2: the girl's name in the thruple? Marcus? What's her name?
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  Speaker 2: Her name Isa? Okay, so you got Marcus, Tara and Isa.
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  Speaker 2: Marcus and Tara are married, but Lisa's now they're they're
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  Speaker 2: a thrupple person, right, however that works, and so your
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  Speaker 2: relationship with your wife. You're allowed to be with Isa,
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  Speaker 2: but Issa's not allowed to be with anybody else, right,
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  Speaker 2: or she is allowed to East could do whatever she wants. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So now we're gonna call up Tara, the wife and
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  Speaker 2: see who she thinks might send her flowers. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: know there is because Marcus thinks Tara's acting Marcus and
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  Speaker 2: Ista think Terra' is acting weird. So two people in
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  Speaker 2: the throttle think the third person is acting weird, that
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  Speaker 2: there's something going on.
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  Speaker 10: Now, if you're not the only person that's catching and
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  Speaker 10: clocking that then maybe there probably is something a little shady.
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  Speaker 11: There.
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  Speaker 9: College then forwarded to an automatic voice message to nine.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, there is Tara available.
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  Speaker 12: It's Tara.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I said, Tara.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, great, that's perfect.
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  Speaker 2: You're exactly who I'm looking for.
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  Speaker 6: So my name is Keana. I'm with this company. We're
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  Speaker 6: called JNR Flowers. I'm just hoping to bring you some
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  Speaker 6: joy today. I'm a little actually kind of nervous making
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  Speaker 6: this call because I just started here. I really need
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  Speaker 6: this job, and I'm already kind of messing up. So
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  Speaker 6: I'm hoping that I can make you smile when I
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  Speaker 6: tell you this, and then hopefully maybe you can help
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  Speaker 6: me help you.
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  Speaker 7: Is that sound good?
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  Speaker 9: Sure?
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  Speaker 14: I know it's I get your name, okay.
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  Speaker 12: So my name is Kiana.
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  Speaker 6: I work for JNR Flowers, and somebody's actually trying to
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  Speaker 6: send you our Pure Passion booquet, which is like such
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  Speaker 6: an amazing booquet. It's like a dozen red roses. It
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  Speaker 6: comes in this beautiful vase. It's really really great. We've
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  Speaker 6: got two of these going out today, and I have
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  Speaker 6: two cards addressed to a Tara, and I've mixed them
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  Speaker 6: up and I just want to make sure you get
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  Speaker 6: the right one. So is there any chance you would
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  Speaker 6: know who may be sending you this so I can
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  Speaker 6: make sure to send them off the right way and
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  Speaker 6: and that you get your correct card.
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  Speaker 14: Wows.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, someone's setting me flowers.
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  Speaker 15: And it's like roses and everything.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, well huh, it's one of two people. I'm
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  Speaker 14: pretty sure, but now I'm not quite sure it's.
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  Speaker 15: It's either going to be a Marcus.
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  Speaker 12: But if you don't see Marcus, it could.
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  Speaker 14: Be it's a but I feel like she wouldn't do
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  Speaker 14: that because of my ill seem anyway, I don't think
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  Speaker 14: it would be her, because it could be like risky.
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  Speaker 14: Even what's happening right whatever, it's it's on me, But
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  Speaker 14: it's it's either Marcus or in Isa.
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  Speaker 11: But I kind of hope.
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  Speaker 12: It's so, but it's probably Marcus.
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  Speaker 4: Flowers, Sarah, Marcus?
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  Speaker 12: Is that you?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Stop playing games?
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  Speaker 3: Sarah? Why did you just say that it would be risky?
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  Speaker 3: If it's a Sensi Flowers, you know she is not
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  Speaker 3: allowed to do that.
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  Speaker 12: There's a lady here a second ago?
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  Speaker 16: What is going on right now?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 12: Literally, what the fuck is spending right now? Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Is you just exposed something because it is not even
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be giving you.
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  Speaker 2: Gifts like that. You know that.
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  Speaker 4: So why are you even acting like you two have
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  Speaker 4: something going on behind my back?
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  Speaker 8: Tarah?
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  Speaker 12: Oh my god, Like, what is even happening right now?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me explain that that you're.
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  Speaker 8: On the radio.
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  Speaker 12: Why is Marcus on the phone?
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  Speaker 2: I am so okay, you can I'm telling you right now.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the radio. You're on Jay and R. Flower
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  Speaker 2: stands for John Jay and Rich radio show. Hi, So
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  Speaker 2: you're on the radio. But go ahead, you two, go ahead,
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  Speaker 2: We'll just listen.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, Marcus.
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  Speaker 6: I was worried about whether or not you had somebody
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  Speaker 6: else in your life because you felt you being distant.
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  Speaker 12: You're not okay, you're not even a real flower lady.
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  Speaker 11: No, sorry, what the fuck Jesus Christ?
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  Speaker 14: Okay, Mark, Yes, this is not how I wanted this
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  Speaker 14: to go down. Please believe me when I say that
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  Speaker 14: this is not what I wanted to happen at.
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  Speaker 1: All, because lately, honestly, Eve been acting weird. This thing
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  Speaker 1: you've been having your phone and now you're saying stuff
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  Speaker 1: like like like I didn't want to.
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  Speaker 12: Stop stop stop top, like I didn't really want you
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  Speaker 12: to find out this way.
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  Speaker 7: I am so.
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  Speaker 12: Sorry, like tweaky, freaking weird like Twilight.
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  Speaker 14: What is even happening?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's the thing you don't want me to
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  Speaker 1: find out?
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  Speaker 3: Say it?
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  Speaker 14: I can't even say it.
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  Speaker 11: I can't even say.
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  Speaker 12: This is so weird. Okay, we're like together now.
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  Speaker 17: I know it's weird.
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  Speaker 14: I know it's weird.
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  Speaker 12: I know, like what we were doing was like cool
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  Speaker 12: and everything.
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  Speaker 14: But like we now like have feelings for each other.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean you have feelings for each other?
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  Speaker 4: You're already in a relationship with her and me, so why.
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  Speaker 7: Are you jealous?
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  Speaker 12: I know, but it's not.
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  Speaker 14: It's just it's become different now, it's become different.
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  Speaker 12: And I'm sorry, and I know this is weird.
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  Speaker 11: But like I don't think we want you.
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  Speaker 12: What do you mean we want you? We don't want
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  Speaker 12: you in the mix anymore?
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  Speaker 13: What?
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  Speaker 14: Like I'm falling and oh my god, I forgot there's
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  Speaker 14: even an audience here. This is so weird. Okay, Oh
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  Speaker 14: my god, this is gonna be on the radio like
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  Speaker 14: when people are driving in their cars. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 14: I'm gonna throw up. Okay, listen, Okay, let.
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  Speaker 12: Me just I'm dancing around it because I'm so nervous.
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  Speaker 12: I'm falling in love with her.
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  Speaker 16: I love her like I.
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  Speaker 14: Want to be with her, and I appreciate you, and
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  Speaker 14: I know what we were doing was cool with all
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  Speaker 14: of us, but now it's not really like working. And
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  Speaker 14: I know we've been together recently, but neither of.
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  Speaker 12: Us are even into it anymore. We don't even really
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  Speaker 12: want to be with guys at all. We just want
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  Speaker 12: to be with each other.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I said it, But you go behind my back
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  Speaker 4: and you start your own relationship.
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  Speaker 14: Wait a minute, I didn't go behind your back. You
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  Speaker 14: invited her in to our relationships. So don't turn this
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  Speaker 14: around and spin it on me like I am doing
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  Speaker 14: something dishonest, because hello, have we not all been together
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  Speaker 14: for quite a while.
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  Speaker 3: Now, this is crazy. He's literally told me that you
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  Speaker 3: were acting different.
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  Speaker 14: No, she was right, yeah, because she didn't want to
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  Speaker 14: like be the one to like. We didn't want you
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  Speaker 14: to find out.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 14: Maybe we thought this would be like a phase or
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  Speaker 14: like we would just you know, maybe it was just
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  Speaker 14: like an initial thing, maybe it would wear.
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  Speaker 2: Off, But it's not so so Issa kind of played
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  Speaker 2: Marcus a little bit too, because she's like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why Terror's acting like. So yeah, so you guys
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  Speaker 2: got to sit down, the three of you and probably
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  Speaker 2: let Marcus in on what his futures.
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  Speaker 10: Like, right because he wasn't his both his girls.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna hurt. Oh yeah, that's true. Nothing, it was
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  Speaker 2: exciting what lasted my friend. But anyway, okay with fire,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for jumping on the air with us. Is what
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  Speaker 2: an interesting life you guys have. But thank you both.
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  Speaker 12: Oh my god, thank you for thanking me.
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  Speaker 14: Because I didn't jump on y'all framed me and set
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  Speaker 14: me up.
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  Speaker 12: I was not expected.
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  Speaker 2: Wells, we're just a message such a thing. Yeah, well, I.
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  Speaker 6: Mean the good news is is like you probably never
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  Speaker 6: knew how to talk to your husband about it, and
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  Speaker 6: now it's like it's out there and you can feel
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  Speaker 6: like a little weight off your shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: Marcus, how are you are you? Are you in shock?
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  Speaker 2: I believe Marcus, I believe you're in shock.
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  Speaker 7: I can't believe that right now.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it's a throutle. So you gotta believe something.
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  Speaker 2: You have to expect something like that that happen. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta believe that's very common in the Thrumble. Situation
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  Speaker 2: happens a lot. I mean, it didn't mind what I
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  Speaker 2: was going to say.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know if what's happening is common. It certainly
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  Speaker 12: was kind of.
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  Speaker 3: A shock to me.
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  Speaker 14: But we are in we are in the valley.
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  Speaker 12: There's been weird things known.
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  Speaker 2: Job, you got it right. Well, thank you both for
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  Speaker 2: going to there with us. Congratulations to your love Karen.
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  Speaker 14: I guess let's just stop when I get home.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, Thank you guys. All right, that's where
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  Speaker 2: the roses John J.
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  Speaker 13: Rich So, April, good morning, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 11: Thanks for holding Thank you, I'm good.
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  Speaker 7: How are you?
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  Speaker 11: Oh? You know, I got a lot going on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, like black what April cap black one?
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  Speaker 12: Oh so you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, leave her alone, go ahead, let's go house. What's
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  Speaker 2: going on to April?
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  Speaker 10: Like what?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 11: Well, you know I'm calling because my family has just
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  Speaker 11: been on my back for quite a while.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how about.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I've been single for about a year and I
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  Speaker 11: am really, really really enjoying it. I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 11: getting to know myself for the first time. But they
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  Speaker 11: don't love it. My parents think that the longer I'm single,
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  Speaker 11: the more likely it is that they will end up
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  Speaker 11: with no grandkids. And that's just unfathomable to them. And
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  Speaker 11: so I finally got tired of it. It was like
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  Speaker 11: a call every day. So I created an AI bot
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  Speaker 11: and I've been dating him.
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  Speaker 6: And this AI bought somehow appeases your family because they
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  Speaker 6: don't know it's an AI bought.
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  Speaker 11: Or what exactly. I gave him everything, I gave him
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  Speaker 11: a name. I have all these fun details about him
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  Speaker 11: that you'd know if you were dating someone. And I
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  Speaker 11: told him that he's a travel photographer, which explains why
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  Speaker 11: he's never around. And they are just eating it up.
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  Speaker 5: What happens when you when it's time for the holidays.
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  Speaker 7: He's got a year for that.
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  Speaker 2: They broke up, and by the way, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: she's alone. I think a lot of people do this.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I've been hearing a.
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  Speaker 11: Lot about exactly. And I thought I had until the
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  Speaker 11: holidays just sort of figure that out.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 11: We had a bad breakup. Except now my sister just
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  Speaker 11: told me that she booked this really fancy restaurant for
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  Speaker 11: my birthday, and she's insisting that he come, so my
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  Speaker 11: deadline has moved up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh break before?
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  Speaker 5: Can you find somebody on a dating site that resembles
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  Speaker 5: your AI bot and then just have them play the
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  Speaker 5: part and then you guys will actually fall in love
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  Speaker 5: like every good rom com.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 11: That was my first idea and I think it's a
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  Speaker 11: good plan. Right. I was wondering if if it's better
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  Speaker 11: to do that or but I'm scared that that they'll
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  Speaker 11: find out that he'll slip up or something like that.
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  Speaker 11: Would have to be a good actor. Or I could
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  Speaker 11: kill him off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you break up the how do you kill him off?
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  Speaker 2: At the funeral? Today?
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  Speaker 13: So extreme?
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  Speaker 5: You're taking a selfie with a leopard has a travel
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  Speaker 5: photographer and the leopard, it happens.
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  Speaker 10: That just happened is a girl in China, the snow leopard.
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  Speaker 10: Didn't you see that? Yes, yeah, there was a girl
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  Speaker 10: in China. They were hiking isn't Appalation Mountain somewhere over there?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: They were in the mountains where the snow mountains.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big story in Stacks and Hacks a
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  Speaker 2: few weeks ago. Yeah, she took a self ago attact.
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  Speaker 7: That's so scary though, but it happened.
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  Speaker 11: I don't think that makes sense.
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  Speaker 6: That kill off the AI chat bop boyfriend, you're going
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  Speaker 6: to be had.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. I like your extreme love of you.
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  Speaker 2: Saw he was mean to a dog, and so you
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  Speaker 2: ended it and that was it, and then no one's
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  Speaker 2: gonna question. Okay.
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  Speaker 11: I was just scared to hire somebody or find some
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  Speaker 11: money on a dating app, because then I've showed them
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  Speaker 11: pictures that I generated.
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  Speaker 5: You're not following for this a I bought, are you?
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  Speaker 5: Because that's another good realm. Come, she gave all her money?
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  Speaker 11: Really bad idea on my part. I'm so far.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: No, she created him and he scammed her out all
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: her money. Oh no, all right, well you're in the
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: tough mind too. Man. Well, thanks for calling in, April.
• 16:35
  Speaker 11: Thank you for having me totally.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's I think what you're going through right
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: now is actually going to be more common than we think,
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: especially now when you can put your chap out, you
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: put the personality into a humanoid robot and then you
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: have a person. They're going to be more and more so.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, once they start releasing those robots, that's the future.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: All right, April, thanks for listening. Thank you, you want
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: to know about bad experiences that you met with celebrities.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: For example, you don't want to meet your heroes because
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: it's soy sad, And that's what happened all over the news,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: which Chappelle rone when she met was eleven year old girl.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I was such a nightmare. So we want to know
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: about the time you met your hero, Melissa, what happened
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: to you?
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Hi?
• 17:22
  Speaker 15: So I met Vince Neil and I'd always been like
• 17:26
  Speaker 15: a huge fan of Montley Crew and stuff. So I
• 17:29
  Speaker 15: had the opportunity to tour around LA and the California
• 17:35
  Speaker 15: area with Vince Neil. It was his solo band when
• 17:38
  Speaker 15: you know Martley who had broken up, was around I
• 17:40
  Speaker 15: think two thousand and two, and I went and before
• 17:45
  Speaker 15: he showed up, I went in his dressing room. We
• 17:48
  Speaker 15: were all kind of, you know, mingling around there, and
• 17:52
  Speaker 15: I had to go to the bathroom really badly, and
• 17:54
  Speaker 15: I'm like, I can't go out there. There's no other
• 17:56
  Speaker 15: place I'm going to go in here, And everyone said, no, no,
• 17:58
  Speaker 15: that's Vince neil bathroom. You can't use that. And I
• 18:01
  Speaker 15: was like, oh, we've got two options, folks. It's either
• 18:04
  Speaker 15: going to use it or it's going to be a problem.
• 18:07
  Speaker 15: So I went in the bathroom and right when I
• 18:09
  Speaker 15: was finishing up, Vince comes in to the main area
• 18:13
  Speaker 15: and this looks at me, and I'm like, I'm so
• 18:15
  Speaker 15: sorry using your restroom. He's like, oh no, that's okay.
• 18:19
  Speaker 15: It's nice to meet too, And he was really friendly
• 18:21
  Speaker 15: at first. And I hung out with those guys, think
• 18:25
  Speaker 15: about a couple of weeks, went to different places in
• 18:28
  Speaker 15: LA and then I thought we were in like we
• 18:33
  Speaker 15: were old homies and like we were in pretty tight
• 18:36
  Speaker 15: and stuff, like everything was good. And I met the
• 18:40
  Speaker 15: I think it was James Hunting and Brent Woods and stuff,
• 18:43
  Speaker 15: and they were great guys, so I thought I was
• 18:45
  Speaker 15: in the mix with them. And then the last day
• 18:49
  Speaker 15: and I forgot what venue we were at, but he
• 18:53
  Speaker 15: was like an hour and a half late. Something happened
• 18:55
  Speaker 15: on the road. He didn't show up forever, and everyone
• 18:58
  Speaker 15: was waiting. Finally he walks in with some corn star
• 19:03
  Speaker 15: and sits down and we're all there and he starts
• 19:05
  Speaker 15: screaming and looks at me and says, I don't know
• 19:10
  Speaker 15: if you.
• 19:10
  Speaker 12: Are getting out of here, get out and leave.
• 19:12
  Speaker 15: And I thought he was going to start like throwing
• 19:16
  Speaker 15: this stuff and completely lost it and looked at me
• 19:20
  Speaker 15: and raged, and I was just like dumbfounded, Like you've
• 19:24
  Speaker 15: got to be kidding me. This is a nice guy
• 19:26
  Speaker 15: that you.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Know your bathroom.
• 19:30
  Speaker 15: I didn't even poop it was, but I was like,
• 19:37
  Speaker 15: I was so dumb founded. Everybody had told me, warned
• 19:39
  Speaker 15: me about him.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I was like something, I mean, you were with it
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: for three weeks. He's probably like enough, I don't know
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: who you are. I mean at some point you know,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: like go go right didn't.
• 19:51
  Speaker 15: But in my mind we were like old friends. And
• 19:55
  Speaker 15: I had a whole image of my mind, and I.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Thought, here, three weeks with you. Are you traveling with
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: them in the hotel? Are you sleeping with them? Are
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: you getting intimate with them?
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: No?
• 20:04
  Speaker 15: Which I do have a hilarious story, but I but
• 20:07
  Speaker 15: not on the air, but of that. But no, I
• 20:09
  Speaker 15: didn't hook up with anybody. I didn't sleep with anyone.
• 20:11
  Speaker 15: I sold their T shirts. I even blotted his head
• 20:15
  Speaker 15: after one of the shows, and like just chilled.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: So there's a famous say and my dad, you've seen
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: this all the time. Fish in guests both smell after
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: three days, You're there three weeks hanging out with the
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: non stop twenty four seven. He was like, enough with
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: this woman. Enough. She's paying in my bathroom, she's blotting
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: my sweat away from me, she's looking at my porn
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: star dat all weird get out.
• 20:39
  Speaker 15: It may have been from one of the one of
• 20:41
  Speaker 15: the venues the you remember the Man Show, Juggies, the
• 20:46
  Speaker 15: Man Show.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I do remember the Man I never saw, but I
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: know the Man Show. Jimmy Kimmel sho. Yeah, yeah, Oh,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: one of the juggies, the girls that jumps on jampolines
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: or something like that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 15: Yeah, they came back stage one time and they're like,
• 20:55
  Speaker 15: we're doing girls, Girls, girls, you need to come out
• 20:58
  Speaker 15: and dance with us. I'm like, So I went out
• 21:03
  Speaker 15: there with him and totally got staged right and ran
• 21:05
  Speaker 15: off stage.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so he's like, why do I want her around?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: She doesn't jump on stage with us? Does she uses
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: my bathroom? Okay, Well it's a whole love line, hoottle line,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Marina tell us. Why don't you want to
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: meet your heroes?
• 21:19
  Speaker 14: Well, let me just tell you. I met miss Ellen
• 21:23
  Speaker 14: Degenerous at a meet and greet back in like twenty ten,
• 21:27
  Speaker 14: before we even took the photo with the meet and
• 21:30
  Speaker 14: greet someone from her little aposse, you know, her like
• 21:33
  Speaker 14: team comes up to me and literally says, and I'll
• 21:36
  Speaker 14: remember it clear as day.
• 21:38
  Speaker 12: She goes, don't.
• 21:38
  Speaker 14: Talk, don't touch, just smile, and then she like pushed
• 21:42
  Speaker 14: me over to Ellen.
• 21:43
  Speaker 12: Ellen stood there like a weirdo, didn't.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Say a word.
• 21:46
  Speaker 14: They took the picture, and I just was like walked away,
• 21:50
  Speaker 14: thinking like what the hell is that?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, so those are her people.
• 21:55
  Speaker 14: That's not her though, right, No, But I have a
• 21:58
  Speaker 14: little side story.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: Okay, here we go.
• 22:01
  Speaker 14: Right, So, back when I was living in Los Angeles,
• 22:05
  Speaker 14: my friend was a waitress at this little cafe where
• 22:08
  Speaker 14: Ellen frequented. Well, my friend never waited on her until
• 22:12
  Speaker 14: this one day, apparently because she had chipped nail polish,
• 22:17
  Speaker 14: not like wretched manicure, but just a few chips in
• 22:20
  Speaker 14: her nail polish.
• 22:22
  Speaker 16: After my friend waited on Ellen, Ellen.
• 22:24
  Speaker 14: Complained to the manager about her manicure being chipped and
• 22:29
  Speaker 14: immediately said, you need to fire her.
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: That's not okay.
• 22:33
  Speaker 14: And my friend lost her job because Ellen did that.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That's terrible, I gotta tell you, Okay. On the flip
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: side of that, Rich and I met Ellen and she
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: was very nice. Yeah, she was very very nice. I
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: thought she had very nice eyes. She was beautilized.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there have been a lot of reports, but you
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: have to share your experience.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: And she has beautiful.
• 22:54
  Speaker 14: Because you guys are like in the industry don't have.
• 23:00
  Speaker 12: And that too, I guess.
• 23:01
  Speaker 14: But the nail maybe she's nice to people who can
• 23:04
  Speaker 14: like do things for her.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Don't bring me my food with chip nails. Well, thank
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: you Marina, thanks for sharing that story.
• 23:15
  Speaker 12: Thanks for taking my car.
• 23:16
  Speaker 14: I love you guys, I.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Love you too.
• 23:21
  Speaker 14: Yes, please do oh, I will don't complain about my
• 23:24
  Speaker 14: manicure if I ever meet.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Let's just make sure you not wearing open toe shoes
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: like that. Thank you. So Moley and Matt, what's your story?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Who'd you meet? That was rude? Dude?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I met Kanye West at a hotel in Miami. It's
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: like two o'clock in the morning. The lobby's empty, so
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: it's just like me and him, and I'm thinking this
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: is my moment. So I go up to him and
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey man, I'm a big fan. He just
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: stares at me like like I don't even exist. So
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I'm standing there. It's awkward as hell, and I'm just
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: waiting for anything. Then he leans over to me and
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: he says, don't talk to me unless you're adding something
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: to my energy. And I'm like, like, bro, what if
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: that even mean? I just wanted a picture, not a
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: vibe check.
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: Oh my gosh. But like, your energy is everything though?
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: So did you feel like super insecure after? Because I
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: would if Kanye told me my energy was out a whack,
• 24:18
  Speaker 10: I would be feeling something.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I would be like, you just ruined my energy.
• 24:21
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how energy is? I always out of whack?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: And it's really bad. Most of the question that I
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: would feel completely honored if Kanye said that's the fact
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: that you acknowledged you, he felt you. I mean, he
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: looked at you. I think that would be so awesome. Totally,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I totally.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: You gotta imagine that could go any way. He could
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: have been your best friend, you could have been you know,
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: living with him, or he could have shut you down
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: like that. You don't know what Kanye could get, but
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: you got a moment.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Embrace it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: All right, Matt. Now he's lost his energy. Thanks for
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: calling in, dude.
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: Nobody lost everybody.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Wow, I'm on Kanye side now.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Eight seven seventh ninety seven one four seven. We want
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: to know about you. Know, you met your celebrity hero
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: and it just was not what you expected.
• 25:15
  Speaker 14: John Jay Ridge, it's your part of the show this morning.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: No worries, It's all there on iHeartRadio.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I got a DM from Amy about it, and it
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: made me think about something we have to do on
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: the air. Amy's out the line, but first, here's what
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: we're gonna get into. How'd you use a four? Because
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: everybody's got a fork story. Everybody's got After Amy's DM,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I realized everyone's got a fork story.
• 25:37
  Speaker 10: Day.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: What's your fork story? Amy? Good morning?
• 25:41
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 25:42
  Speaker 16: So randomly we had like a picture and I was
• 25:47
  Speaker 16: like fixing it and when I fixed it, I noticed
• 25:49
  Speaker 16: that there was like these four prongs, like these little
• 25:52
  Speaker 16: dots that were in the wall. And my little brother,
• 25:56
  Speaker 16: he was just mischievous and he has like an airsoft gun.
• 25:59
  Speaker 16: He like a hole in my mom's brand new fridge
• 26:01
  Speaker 16: one time. So I thought this was like something that
• 26:03
  Speaker 16: my brother did. He's trying to cover it up. So
• 26:06
  Speaker 16: I go to my mom because like I'm the oldest
• 26:08
  Speaker 16: and I like to tat to tell because I'm petty
• 26:09
  Speaker 16: like that, and she's like, well, what actually happened was
• 26:15
  Speaker 16: your stepfather and I were having a conversation and he
• 26:18
  Speaker 16: pissed me off, and she threw a fork at him
• 26:20
  Speaker 16: and he dodged it and it went probably about fifty
• 26:23
  Speaker 16: feet and landed straight into.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: The wall in his forehead.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Like a ninja. Yeah, it's that. And after seeing that,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, after reading your text or your DM,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, that's exactly a Kyle story, except
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: it hit before him.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: I didn't did.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I just actually just stabbed it. Oh you, it's more
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: violent every time, but you had more hostile back then
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: with your long arms you got, you couldn't stop it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: You could have been in the backyard and she could
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: have got in her alarm wide.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Amy.
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: So everyone's got a four story every but he's got
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: a fork story.
• 27:02
  Speaker 16: Every one has a fork story. I mean it's just
• 27:04
  Speaker 16: it's a thing. It's easy to grab instead grab.
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: Throw, grab, sab I've got a real.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, Amy, you have a great day.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening, even four seven because Coyle a
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: story and then Peyton your story because that's what happened
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: was like your earstory. You threw it your sister.
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, no, me and my sister got into it and
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: she threw a fork at me and it hit my
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: forehead right in the middle.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, And then rich you said you have a force.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: I do, and Stacy's my witness for this. I don't
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: think that I get really mad at a bunch of things.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: But one thing that I find myself always being hostile
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: at is really bad phone customer service. And I had
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: had a credit card stolen, and I'm going through all
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: these charges that aren't mine, and they're like, are you
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: sure you didn't buy a giant tool set in Sri Lanka?
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: And I'm like so frustrated because I can't get this.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: And I take this fork because I'm eating. I chuck
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: it across the room with my left hand as hard
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: as I can. In The mystery is that we have
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: never found that fork. It is just gone somewhere. I've
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: looked under couches, I've looked in walls. I don't know
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: where the fork went. But I lost my ish through
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: a fork. Still don't know where it is somewhere in
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: the middle of my kitchen and family room.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: What's your fourth story? Eight seven, seven, nine, three seven,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: one oh four seven. I've never told this, my four
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: story is not exciting, but I do have a four story.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a four story. It's a four story.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: So I went to when I was like, I just
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: got out of college and I got my first job.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Long story short, I was seeing a therapist, right but
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I called him a success coach. He was supposed to
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: make me successful. And I was sitting on a couch
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: like you would with a shrink, and he wants me
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: to write down my earliest childhood memory. And I remember,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: this is like my earliest childhood memory. I remember getting
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: out a blue tricycle and I lived in Tucson on
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: thirtieth Street and twenty nine Street was the really busy street.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I remember getting on my tricycle and I'm riding my
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: bike and my tricycle by myself, and I'm going around
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: the block and I'm going and I find a fork
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: and I pick it up like it's treasure. I couldn't believe.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, I held it in my hand, and
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I remember driving home, riding my tricycle home with a fork,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: and I brought it home and my mom was like,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: we'll do David's with a fork, and it was like dirty.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Soone else away and it was my treasure. That's my
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: earliest memory. It's not an exciting story, but I have
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: a fork story.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: Much like the Little Mermaid your forks.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: That happened a little more fork? Who's a dingle hopper?
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: What, Yeah, I don't know, that's just her. She thinks
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: it's a brush like I've.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: Never seen little More like many things, John Jay, You're
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: just like the Little Mermaid.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: All right? Eight seven seven ninety three seven one oh
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: four seven. We want to hear your fork story. That
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: is next with John Jay and Rich everybody's got a
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: fork story. Tom, what's your fork story?
• 29:49
  Speaker 18: Hey, good morning. Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll
• 29:51
  Speaker 18: never forget for the rest of my days. I was
• 29:55
  Speaker 18: a freshman in high school working in a dietary department
• 29:58
  Speaker 18: at a retirement home. I was serving a gentleman retired veteran,
• 30:03
  Speaker 18: and we didn't have the right kind of insure for him.
• 30:06
  Speaker 18: I only had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry, and I
• 30:10
  Speaker 18: kept trying to since we don't have any. Stabbed me
• 30:12
  Speaker 18: with the fork.
• 30:13
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, in my.
• 30:19
  Speaker 18: Thought, Yeah, he stabbed me in my leg. It was
• 30:21
  Speaker 18: bleeding out a little bit. I went back. They cleaned
• 30:25
  Speaker 18: it up, and they're like, hey, get back to work.
• 30:30
  Speaker 18: So some I'll forget or I won't forget for the
• 30:33
  Speaker 18: rest of my life.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: You got like four little marks on your leg or
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: five little marks?
• 30:37
  Speaker 18: You know, I still got yep, I got two left.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: On there, all right, Tom, Thanks brother Amanda. Everybody's got
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: a fork story, what's yours?
• 30:46
  Speaker 19: So we went to Westgate for a friend of our
• 30:50
  Speaker 19: fortieth birthday a nail, and an ex girlfriend of his
• 30:56
  Speaker 19: showed up and the new girlfriend did not take too
• 30:59
  Speaker 19: kindly to this, and the one that's like evening when
• 31:03
  Speaker 19: we were out there, we were at dinner and I
• 31:05
  Speaker 19: jokingly made a comment. I was like, oh, you could
• 31:09
  Speaker 19: always shank her in the bathroom, like with a fork.
• 31:12
  Speaker 19: And the next thing I know, they both kind of
• 31:16
  Speaker 19: like at separate times, went to the restroom and the
• 31:19
  Speaker 19: ex girlfriend came back holding a fork and she handed
• 31:23
  Speaker 19: it to our friend whose birthday was and he was like,
• 31:25
  Speaker 19: your girlfriend just handed this to me in the bathroom
• 31:27
  Speaker 19: and asked if I could bring it back to the table,
• 31:30
  Speaker 19: And I just thought it was so funny. And she
• 31:33
  Speaker 19: and I, like the new girlfriend and I became such
• 31:36
  Speaker 19: good friends. I actually have a pair of fork ear
• 31:38
  Speaker 19: rings that I'm wearing today. That reminds me of her always.
• 31:44
  Speaker 19: So when you guys said that, I was like, oh
• 31:46
  Speaker 19: my god, I'm wearing my fork earrings today.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: That's perfect. That is a perfect story. Wow, she's wearing
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: her right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 19: I put them on this morning and I was like, no, way, perfect.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: But hey, just to be clear, though, she didn't go
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom and stab her, right, She didn't hand
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: you the fork backroom.
• 32:05
  Speaker 19: You know she's blood up. He didn't she ran Yeah, no,
• 32:08
  Speaker 19: she ran into her in the bathroom. She's like, oh, here,
• 32:11
  Speaker 19: could you just take this back to the table for me?
• 32:12
  Speaker 19: And the other girl had no idea what she was.
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  Speaker 15: It was just so funny.
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  Speaker 2: When she came back. I was like, oh my god,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: that's so clever. Well, thanks for calling in. See everyone's
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: got a fork stall, right, Thanks Amanda, Melissa, what's your
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: fork story?
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  Speaker 3: So what?
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  Speaker 20: My daughter she's sixteen now, but when she was like nine,
• 32:30
  Speaker 20: we were on vacation in California and San Diego and
• 32:34
  Speaker 20: she just she wanted to bring this fork with her
• 32:38
  Speaker 20: on vacation and it just kept popping up and she's
• 32:41
  Speaker 20: just like, I just feel like we need to bring
• 32:43
  Speaker 20: this fork with us, Like I have this core memory
• 32:46
  Speaker 20: of us walking back from the beach to where we parked,
• 32:48
  Speaker 20: and I found the fork in one of the pockets
• 32:51
  Speaker 20: of the strollers and she's like, I just I feel
• 32:54
  Speaker 20: like we need to have it. And I'm like, okay,
• 32:57
  Speaker 20: what does she know? It's this premonation like need to
• 33:00
  Speaker 20: like protect ourselves with this sport. It was so random,
• 33:05
  Speaker 20: and I just texted her I wish she was in.
• 33:07
  Speaker 15: The car and he dropped her off.
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  Speaker 12: But I was wondering if.
• 33:10
  Speaker 20: I was wondering if she remembered it and what she recalled,
• 33:13
  Speaker 20: like what was her top process? Was an anxiety?
• 33:17
  Speaker 16: Was it just Oh my gosh. It was so random,
• 33:23
  Speaker 16: but we all supported her in it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 15: We're like, Okay, you can bring the fork.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Well, see everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: fork story, not the violet kind we've been taking. We'll
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: have a great day. Thank you for listening, Melissa. What's up? Gerald?
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: Hey?
• 33:37
  Speaker 17: What's John?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: J Riche?
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: What's When I was a kid?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: M hm.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: So when I was a kid, me and my neighbor
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: got into a flight in my backyard and there was
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: a barbecue, you know those those barbecue forks the cute prunk.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I chugged it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: I chugged it at him and it hit and it
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: and it literally hid his nose and stuck.
• 33:58
  Speaker 17: But he didn't stab his all.
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: It's you know, the side where your nose and your
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: eyes are, and it stood right there on his nose
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: and everything. And he was like what, I'm like.
• 34:07
  Speaker 17: Dude, did he cut you? He goes, no, dude, it's
• 34:09
  Speaker 17: just like it caught my nose stop before it went.
• 34:13
  Speaker 13: Into my eyes.
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: That's a perfect shot.
• 34:16
  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, no, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but
• 34:20
  Speaker 17: it freaked me out because I was trying to get
• 34:24
  Speaker 17: hit him in the face, you know, and it's just
• 34:27
  Speaker 17: like and he's just like what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,
• 34:32
  Speaker 17: look it stopped and I and it literally caught the
• 34:34
  Speaker 17: bridge of his nose and just stopped right before his eyes,
• 34:38
  Speaker 17: right you know, with the corner of your eyes are.
• 34:41
  Speaker 17: And yeah, I got I got yelled at.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Sure. You know I don't do that. Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: My mom and dad and his parents like, no more
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: nice playing.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, because because not everybody has a barbecue
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: tool story, we're gonna allow that as a fork story.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text here. When I
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decorate decorations. Decorations,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: but fascinations. To get decorations the sabers you get decorations,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: fascinations diggorated. And she was getting she said, Savers, getting
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: a decorations for her apartment. She was my cousin. I
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: found a giant wooden fork. It's probably four feet long.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I still have it today, and it's moved with me
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: over the last twenty one years. I'm still searching for
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: a giant spoon. There's another text. When I was younger,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: my best friend lived with me. My mom would make
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: chicken and rice. I always would give my best friend
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: my chicken, and I would always take her rice. One
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: night I went to get the rice off her plate.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: She thought I was taking her chicken, and she stabbed
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: me with a fork in my thigh. Everyone's got a
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: fork start