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brat-lympics | TBCC Summer Vacay Ep. 15 · The Big Cunty Couch

0:09
SPEAKER_00: Lolly, a true and we're back.
0:11
SPEAKER_00: And we're back.
0:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
0:12
SPEAKER_00: Can you believe it?
0:13
SPEAKER_00: It's it's been a while.
0:15
SPEAKER_00: It's been it's been the whole time.
0:19
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
0:21
SPEAKER_00: Brittany uh freeze the ice.
0:23
SPEAKER_00: Break the ice.
0:24
SPEAKER_00: Freeze the ice.
0:26
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
0:26
SPEAKER_00: You're not a Brittany stand! I am a Britney impersonator.
0:29
SPEAKER_00: Where yeah, where was she?
0:30
SPEAKER_00: Was it had it actually been a while?
0:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
0:33
SPEAKER_00: But she she's back, and we're back too.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: And we're back.
0:36
SPEAKER_00: And we can't stop sweating.
0:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, the main problem that we have with this podcast, other than um everything.
0:42
SPEAKER_01: Everything is the studio is approximately oven uh oven temp.
0:47
SPEAKER_01: You know, I would say turkey turkey dinner temperature.
0:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: 375 for 84 hours.
0:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you just throw everything in a bag, knot it up, and dinner's ready.
0:59
SPEAKER_01: Am I giving full penis?
1:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh no.
1:04
SPEAKER_00: I'm wearing it.
1:04
SPEAKER_00: It's bulgy.
1:06
SPEAKER_00: I know I have an egg in my pants because I don't have an Iran, and this little uh set, summer set, is toight.
1:12
SPEAKER_00: Because I used to wear it when I was a little tiny twink.
1:15
SPEAKER_01: I know you were sending um TBT pics from back in the day, and it was like, whoa, you were little.
1:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'd be so fierce if I could get that small again.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: Fierce and unhealthy andor unhealthy.
1:26
SPEAKER_00: We don't know.
1:27
SPEAKER_00: Um fierce and or unhealthy.
1:29
SPEAKER_00: That's the goal.
1:31
SPEAKER_00: Um I know I used to I love this.
1:33
SPEAKER_00: Not that we're doing who you wearing, what are your problem?
1:35
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm breaking all our rules, but this is designer.
1:37
SPEAKER_00: It's a designer stuff from Bloomingdales, and it sucks that I can't fit into it because I used to like this is so hipstery, like when it was like bought in.
1:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like it was like UPS.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: Things are different now at the courier.
1:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a courier.
1:50
SPEAKER_01: Um no, we're not doing who you wearing, what is your problem because this is our our summer capsule collection, our summer capsule season.
1:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's the Big County Couch summer vacay.
2:01
SPEAKER_01: We're taking a break from all of our old topics and segments, but you can catch up on all the past episodes on YouTube and wherever the hell you get your podcasts.
2:10
SPEAKER_00: And also find us and like us, subscribe, go.
2:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, subscribe to us on YouTube.
2:14
SPEAKER_01: Literally, nothing will happen to you.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: I I feel like people are so afraid like nothing changes in your YouTube environment if you subscribe.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: But if you just want to support us and like us and want us to live, just subscribe.
2:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're also on TikTok.
2:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, how's it going over there?
2:27
SPEAKER_01: Fine.
2:28
SPEAKER_01: T.
2:28
SPEAKER_01: Twee.
2:29
SPEAKER_01: Um Twee, Twee is the new T.
2:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:31
SPEAKER_00: I think you started it.
2:32
SPEAKER_01: No, we didn't.
2:34
unknown: I'll tell you.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: Once I was gonna give it to you.
2:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, wow.
2:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't think it's I know.
2:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, we'll go viral for that after years and decades of me inventing a new language, and you say Twee once.
2:43
SPEAKER_00: I'll let you have it.
2:44
SPEAKER_01: Maybe it was me actually.
2:46
SPEAKER_01: We've been texting instead of me.
2:47
SPEAKER_01: Because we fully embraced like uh saying tea.
2:49
SPEAKER_01: My last name is T, but not that T.
2:52
SPEAKER_01: Not that T.
2:52
SPEAKER_01: Any T you want it to be.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: Except for one.
2:55
SPEAKER_01: And it it yeah.
2:57
SPEAKER_01: It's Tierra Masue.
2:58
SPEAKER_01: Tierra.
2:59
SPEAKER_01: Tierra! I was gonna say we've been texting, we've been texting T to each other, sort of like a you know, a response.
3:05
SPEAKER_01: And then just because it's been getting boring, we've been texting Twee, T-W-E-A, which again it's a homonym for the word Twee, but it doesn't mean that.
3:12
SPEAKER_01: It just this is a very caffeine uh coded conversation.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: If you don't know what the fuck we're talking about, don't listen to some past episode.
3:18
SPEAKER_00: Come on, I need a little symbol of context around here, huh?
3:22
SPEAKER_00: Twee.
3:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm Andrew Alasone, aka That Girl Gina.
3:25
SPEAKER_00: And I'm Mike Fales, and everything is different now.
3:28
SPEAKER_00: Although I'm that girl Gina, but I might go back to Gina T.
3:31
SPEAKER_00: Stick around until season two.
3:33
SPEAKER_00: We'll find out.
3:33
SPEAKER_00: I waffle.
3:34
SPEAKER_00: You are, you are the waffler.
3:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:36
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I really do.
3:37
SPEAKER_00: Like after years of therapy and medication, I've learned that I truly am just a scale.
3:41
SPEAKER_00: Well, you you it's kind of flip-flop no matter what.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: It's sh sh you do you flip-flop.
3:45
SPEAKER_01: Um, it's shocking sometimes because you will say something and then instantaneously say the opposite.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: And I believe in both.
3:51
SPEAKER_00: It's not like I'm like unsure.
3:54
SPEAKER_00: I just I'm a scale.
3:56
SPEAKER_00: I need to keep it in constant balance.
3:58
SPEAKER_00: It's because that's the only thing.
3:59
SPEAKER_00: I again maybe it's time to go back to therapy to like get accurate answers, but but I'm just doing my own therapy and I'm like, what does a scale need?
4:05
SPEAKER_00: Balance.
4:06
SPEAKER_00: So it's okay that I waffle, f waffle, floffle.
4:09
SPEAKER_00: It's okay.
4:12
SPEAKER_00: I've been falafeling.
4:14
SPEAKER_01: The audience, again, is like we know.
4:16
SPEAKER_00: Split a seam.
4:18
SPEAKER_01: Um I've been getting this urge to go back to therapy myself.
4:21
SPEAKER_01: See you in the room.
4:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:22
SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, the trick is to get back in before it gets bad.
4:25
SPEAKER_01: But I've it's just been a crazy, literally been a crazy year.
4:29
SPEAKER_01: And also, like, summer has been kind of cute.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: Kind of cute, yeah.
4:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:33
SPEAKER_01: So it's been nice to kind of be sliding back into like normal, boring.
4:36
SPEAKER_00: It's been kind of semi-relaxed, which is fun.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: You're not working.
4:39
SPEAKER_00: Getting hit by a thousand parrots.
4:40
SPEAKER_00: I know.
4:40
SPEAKER_00: Feel free to bend that and I won't direction that's um up a little bit.
4:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:43
SPEAKER_00: For those who are um but also listening.
4:46
SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
4:46
SPEAKER_01: Second of all, um, we changed the set a tiny bit for summer.
4:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:50
SPEAKER_00: It's very uh jungle to jungle.
4:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's very cooe kooey, as you know.
4:55
SPEAKER_00: It's very um Beauty Unleashed.
4:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
4:58
SPEAKER_00: Fashion's a beast.
5:00
SPEAKER_00: But um, when I first was like, oh, we should do a summary thing, because like I knew both of us would get a boner over like a rebrand.
5:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because we changed the cover art.
5:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:08
SPEAKER_00: I was thinking like summer camp, but you went kooey kooee with it.
5:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which is like more, it's cooler.
5:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, because I was looking, I like redid the art and I was like, I don't see how I can make this into like Boy Scout, Girl Scout, you know, camp, yeah camp cunticouchi.
5:21
SPEAKER_01: Um and also I kind of feel like that's been done to dev a billion times by billion different losers.
5:26
SPEAKER_00: So I just was expecting like tackle boxes and tents.
5:29
SPEAKER_00: So for once I showed you up with my classy.
5:32
SPEAKER_00: I love cooey cooey.
5:33
SPEAKER_00: You do.
5:34
SPEAKER_00: It works every time.
5:35
SPEAKER_00: It's cool.
5:36
SPEAKER_00: It's queer.
5:38
SPEAKER_00: Queer, queer.
5:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, coeer, coer, cooey.
5:41
SPEAKER_00: When I say cooey kooe, it's the cooey, like tropey animal soundbird.
5:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: There's a snake hiss, there's a there's a junk, there's a jaguar, and there's a kuoee.
5:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and there's a kuoee.
5:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:51
SPEAKER_01: Which is like a parrot or a cockatiel or something, or macaw.
5:57
SPEAKER_00: Although if it was camp, I was like, maybe I could do a bouquet of marshmallows on sticks.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
6:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm always trying to do an alt bouquet, and it never looks cool.
6:07
SPEAKER_00: Like I do events on the side, as y'all know.
6:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh I recently had to do a candy bar and I got extra long Twizzlers because I was like, oh, this will be a gorgeous arrangement.
6:16
SPEAKER_00: I have a huge base for it.
6:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:18
SPEAKER_00: Turns out they're so fresh and floppy, you couldn't do anything with them.
6:22
SPEAKER_00: So next time I know to thread a wire into the Oh my god.
6:25
SPEAKER_01: The number of times you've threaded wire into literally everything.
6:29
SPEAKER_00: You can't do that when it's an edible experience because someone will fucking there's a million lawsuits in your face.
6:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:35
SPEAKER_00: But whatever.
6:36
SPEAKER_00: Alternate, alternative arrangements, am I right?
6:41
SPEAKER_01: To like stutter through it, but then like get more excited.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was like, nothing's coming out.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: Our company is alternative arrangements.
6:49
SPEAKER_01: Alternative arrangements.
6:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:50
SPEAKER_00: Actually, we'd we would be so happy.
6:52
SPEAKER_01: And so rich, I think.
6:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, actually.
6:54
SPEAKER_01: Imagine the idiots like what people would like buy.
6:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if you're having a camp themed party and you want a bouquet of uh marshmallow peer sticks, give us a call.
7:07
SPEAKER_01: Number listed below.
7:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:09
SPEAKER_01: Uh we're not doing any of our segments.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: We have a new segment.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: Viewers, listeners, well, listeners, you you're not getting the full experience as you know, because we have a big fishbowl in the studio today.
7:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
7:19
SPEAKER_01: It's empty.
7:20
SPEAKER_01: A hundred years ago, you were like, I wanna have a giant fishbowl that we like use like fishing rods to get like topics out of.
7:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:26
SPEAKER_01: And now it's finally coming to fruition, minus the fishing rods, because that would just be annoying.
7:29
SPEAKER_01: But um we're we're gonna pop pop some topics in the bowl and yeah, we're gonna write our own topics, which is sad and weird.
7:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but next week we're going to have our previous guests from season one all submit something.
7:42
SPEAKER_00: That'd be cute.
7:43
SPEAKER_00: That would be so cute.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: Maybe we don't even do it until next week.
7:45
SPEAKER_00: Maybe we just talk about the ball being here.
7:47
SPEAKER_00: The ball, the bowl.
7:48
SPEAKER_00: It's a ball-shaped bowl.
7:49
SPEAKER_00: I know you said that already, and I was like, no, I want to do the bowl.
7:51
SPEAKER_00: You want to do the bowl.
7:52
SPEAKER_01: But you don't.
7:52
SPEAKER_01: You just talk about the bowl.
7:54
SPEAKER_01: I just want to talk about the bowl.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: I just want to.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: That is the quintessential difference between us where it's like, I'm like, let's do it, let's go.
7:58
SPEAKER_01: And you're like, I'd rather just talk about it.
8:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm well, regardless, I'm happy it's here.
8:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh good.
8:05
SPEAKER_01: I feel safer with it.
8:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm glad feels correct.
8:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm glad we went with uh that size because there was an option bigger, or like two, and it was like that would that was gonna be for our design nerds out there.
8:15
SPEAKER_00: There's nothing more satisfying than getting the right size of anything.
8:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:19
SPEAKER_00: And we kind of by now have gotten good at knowing what works everywhere and what doesn't.
8:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:26
SPEAKER_00: Um so much has happened since we've you got married.
8:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:31
SPEAKER_02: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
8:33
SPEAKER_00: I got Botox.
8:35
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
8:37
SPEAKER_00: Those things.
8:38
SPEAKER_00: I draw that on level.
8:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I went on my first bachelorette party.
8:42
SPEAKER_00: That was fun.
8:43
SPEAKER_00: That was in Rhode Island.
8:44
SPEAKER_00: I lost my car.
8:46
SPEAKER_00: My sister had a baby.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: We need to go.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm just listening to topics, but we need to actually go break down through all of them.
8:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:52
SPEAKER_00: Um, then I had a real wedding to go to after you were not a real not that yours wasn't real, but uh I don't know why I said that.
9:00
SPEAKER_01: The truth comes out.
9:02
SPEAKER_01: It had nothing to do with your wedding.
9:04
SPEAKER_00: Your wedding was perfect, it was so real.
9:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
9:07
SPEAKER_01: Don't be real to me right now.
9:09
SPEAKER_00: It was too real for me.
9:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh but no, I had the wedding that from the bachelorette that I was in.
9:15
SPEAKER_01: Right.
9:15
SPEAKER_01: This is your cousin Alicia Lamoy.
9:17
SPEAKER_01: My cousin Alicia, how's she?
9:18
SPEAKER_00: Did she take her husband's last name?
9:19
SPEAKER_01: Is she tradition?
9:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, actually.
9:21
SPEAKER_00: I need to ask her that.
9:22
SPEAKER_01: Lamoy Dash.
9:23
SPEAKER_00: I forget, I forget like that happens.
9:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:26
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I'll I'll let you guys know.
9:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:29
SPEAKER_00: Leash, did you take Harrison?
9:32
SPEAKER_01: Alicia Harrison Lemoy.
9:35
SPEAKER_01: Or Lamoy Harrison.
9:36
SPEAKER_01: She's like, please stop saying my full legal name on camera.
9:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:38
SPEAKER_01: And her social, if you want to know, is again listed below.
9:42
SPEAKER_00: That's a beep sound already talking.
9:45
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I actually have a surprise for you.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: What?
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Why?
9:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh God, what is it?
9:49
SPEAKER_00: Wait, close your eyes.
9:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, uh.
9:52
SPEAKER_01: Keep them closed.
9:53
SPEAKER_01: Was it like a tattoo?
9:54
SPEAKER_01: No.
9:55
SPEAKER_00: Ew, keep it closed.
9:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm not looking.
9:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm terrified.
10:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: Uh that was terrible.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: That was awful.
10:05
SPEAKER_01: That was awful.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: Why would you do that?
10:08
SPEAKER_00: I've never tried it.
10:09
SPEAKER_00: That was so scary.
10:11
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
10:12
SPEAKER_00: Well, yesterday, hold on.
10:13
SPEAKER_00: I I'm a studio manager at 1896, as you all know.
10:16
SPEAKER_00: Cry and my body is like reacting.
10:18
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, but yesterday, I regret doing that.
10:24
SPEAKER_00: From heat and embarrassment.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: But you know what?
10:26
SPEAKER_00: It needed to happen because yesterday I was um babysitting a client on a shoot and they were doing this.
10:32
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, what's going on?
10:33
SPEAKER_00: And they were like, an actress uh needs it to get scared.
10:37
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Jesus, I'm pretty sure it worked.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure she should be able to get there without that as like an actress.
10:44
SPEAKER_00: Well that's it.
10:45
SPEAKER_01: But then after that, it's a shortcut for sure.
10:48
SPEAKER_00: But like, you know what I mean?
10:50
SPEAKER_00: Why would you need that?
10:51
SPEAKER_00: Like for every take to get scared.
10:52
SPEAKER_00: Like, couldn't even like a clap or a boo do it?
10:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, you're an actor.
10:55
SPEAKER_00: Your job is to get there.
10:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
10:59
SPEAKER_00: But she gets there with that.
11:00
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, can I actually take that?
11:01
SPEAKER_00: And they were like, Yeah, sure.
11:02
SPEAKER_00: Because we're always going, but that's different.
11:05
SPEAKER_01: This is actually um that was that's the super blast.
11:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:08
SPEAKER_01: Jesus, I'm like literally gonna like faint.
11:12
SPEAKER_01: That is not the surprise I wanted or the surprise I expected.
11:15
SPEAKER_00: So well, if I can rewind it, I would maybe not do that.
11:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
11:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe strike that.
11:23
SPEAKER_00: Put this in the bowl.
11:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
11:25
SPEAKER_00: No, that's not a hockey horn, is it?
11:26
SPEAKER_00: That's like a emergency.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: Town is in a state of emergency.
11:31
SPEAKER_00: Thowie.
11:33
SPEAKER_00: Do I look absolutely soaking wet?
11:35
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
11:36
SPEAKER_00: I know I need a haircut.
11:37
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely soaking wet.
11:39
SPEAKER_00: What's that from?
11:40
SPEAKER_01: It's raining, man.
11:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
11:42
SPEAKER_01: Um, we said goodbye and R.I.P to our dear friends, Sam and Misha, earlier this week.
11:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:48
SPEAKER_01: Friends of the Pond.
11:49
SPEAKER_01: They all moved to LA.
11:50
SPEAKER_01: Dear, dear friends in general.
11:52
SPEAKER_01: They moved to LA officially.
11:54
SPEAKER_00: They had about 800 um going away parties.
11:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which was like Sam was going to try it out, and then Misha was going to visit Sam, and then they came back for subletting.
12:06
SPEAKER_00: Then they were like, oh, actually, we are moving permanently, which is fine by me.
12:10
SPEAKER_00: I love party.
12:11
SPEAKER_00: Give me any excuse.
12:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:12
SPEAKER_00: Sam.
12:13
SPEAKER_00: Uncork something.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: Rip it up.
12:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:16
SPEAKER_00: So common guys.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: Keep it coming.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: Keep it coming because if you're coming back, yeah.
12:21
SPEAKER_00: They can't go.
12:22
SPEAKER_01: I know.
12:22
SPEAKER_01: It's really sad.
12:23
SPEAKER_01: It's actually, it felt very um End of an era.
12:26
SPEAKER_01: End of an era for reels.
12:28
SPEAKER_01: For reels.
12:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:29
SPEAKER_00: But we had so much fun.
12:30
SPEAKER_00: You were litty titty titty.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: I know.
12:32
SPEAKER_00: You were being a slew, which is so fun.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: It's so fun when you're fun.
12:37
SPEAKER_00: Rare.
12:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, rare.
12:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:39
SPEAKER_00: Your pussy was out, sweetie.
12:40
SPEAKER_00: So was yours.
12:41
SPEAKER_00: I know.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: You were pussy, pussy, pussy.
12:43
SPEAKER_00: But it was fun.
12:45
SPEAKER_00: Loved it.
12:45
SPEAKER_00: Loved them.
12:46
SPEAKER_00: It was fun.
12:47
SPEAKER_00: We'll have to go visit them in LA.
12:48
SPEAKER_01: We have to.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: We have to.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: It's like our only excuse to go there.
12:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm moving there with the couch.
12:54
SPEAKER_00: Please.
12:54
SPEAKER_00: You can take half.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: That's our like parent trap moment.
12:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we it's like pushing an ottoman.
13:03
SPEAKER_00: Um my little niece discovered the uh original parent trap.
13:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
13:08
SPEAKER_00: So she's been.
13:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, not the original, not the original.
13:10
SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh, classic.
13:11
SPEAKER_00: Lilo is the original for some of us.
13:15
SPEAKER_00: Um so it's been so fun to see it on every time like I'm over.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: That's really cute.
13:19
SPEAKER_00: And there was a point to my story.
13:22
SPEAKER_00: Didn't you do fencing?
13:23
SPEAKER_00: I did do fencing, yeah.
13:25
SPEAKER_00: Didn't you originally say you kind of want to get back into it?
13:27
SPEAKER_01: I do kind of want to get back into it, yeah.
13:28
SPEAKER_00: Why?
13:29
SPEAKER_01: I have been gaining weight um and I need to start exercising again.
13:35
SPEAKER_01: Um and I Which like you kind of need to gain weight.
13:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you need to gain weight.
13:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: You look good.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:42
SPEAKER_01: But I I know the feeling of like just wanting to Well, I'm gaining weight exercise ways and places that I've never had it before.
13:49
SPEAKER_01: And that's what's a little disconcerting.
13:50
SPEAKER_01: Um I I during the pandemic, I was really good at um exercising and I was lifting weights, and it was really, really fun and I and I loved it.
13:57
SPEAKER_01: But I kind of don't want to do that again.
13:59
SPEAKER_01: I like it's too um tiring.
14:01
SPEAKER_01: It's like you say mask.
14:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's too mask for you.
14:07
SPEAKER_01: Twee.
14:07
SPEAKER_01: Uh tweet.
14:08
SPEAKER_01: Hit the tweet button.
14:10
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, so I was just like I fencing was like the one sport I ever did that I felt like good at and cool doing.
14:15
SPEAKER_01: So I was like, I'd do that again.
14:16
SPEAKER_01: It could be fun.
14:17
SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
14:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:17
SPEAKER_00: You're not the only one gaining weight around here.
14:20
SPEAKER_00: But I think that's been well documented.
14:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that has been well documented.
14:23
SPEAKER_01: This is we could probably cut this, but we're also we're gearing up for generate.
14:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
14:28
SPEAKER_00: An audition.
14:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna audition one last one last night for you.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, for you, I think.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for me ultimately, but like you really want me to.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: I do yeah, no, I've I mean, I always really want you to, but we didn't do it last year because we were launching the pod.
14:39
SPEAKER_00: And it was just like, uh no means no.
14:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:42
SPEAKER_00: But like hopefully, they'd be lucky.
14:44
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, again, as you all know, I'm at a point where I'm like, they'd be so lucky to have me just to like shake it up.
14:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:48
SPEAKER_00: In a way that I think would be you know beneficial to all parties, including myself.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think it'd be beneficial to you.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: To like, I don't know, be on national fucking TV.
14:59
SPEAKER_00: They're like, wow, you saved us.
15:00
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
15:01
SPEAKER_00: I saved the franchise.
15:03
SPEAKER_00: I want to save the franchise.
15:04
SPEAKER_00: Jeez.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, I have a feeling that things are gonna change a little bit because All Stars 9 was a big flopperoonie.
15:10
SPEAKER_01: Um Mixaroonie.
15:12
SPEAKER_01: He's a Mixaroonie.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: You can't give that guy attention.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: No, the water guy.
15:17
SPEAKER_00: I watched this guy make waters on.
15:19
SPEAKER_00: I just was like, we can't give him a platform, but now I'm like literally like I hate watching this guy make water and he's really flamboyant, and like my internalized homophobia makes me like not like him.
15:29
SPEAKER_00: But he makes water and he's so earnest and kind of like fails upward in that he's a huge loser, but people like him because he's earnest and a huge loser.
15:40
SPEAKER_00: It's like you'd you'd kind of like to hate watch him.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: I can't be alone.
15:42
SPEAKER_01: Definitely, no, no, no.
15:43
SPEAKER_01: I think we know that that's true.
15:44
SPEAKER_01: Um, but uh you'd think that at this point he would have like learned a little bit of like performative skill.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: Uh he just feels so bad on camera.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: Like Ocky and Barrow.
15:55
SPEAKER_01: Like you don't have to do this to yourself, you know what I mean?
15:57
SPEAKER_01: But it's like But he's failing upward.
15:58
SPEAKER_00: He has merch.
16:00
SPEAKER_01: He and now we're introducing.
16:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we do have merch.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: Uh wait, we had merch that we are wanting to come out with.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: Like really random stuff.
16:09
SPEAKER_00: We had a tight little list of like I know.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, do we spoil it now in case we ever do it?
16:13
SPEAKER_00: Or I don't know, but let's just say the big county nightstand is coming to an Etsy shop near you.
16:19
SPEAKER_00: That was my edition.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: I'll claim that because that was like heaven.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: It's like I actually can't remember the rest.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: That's like all you need to know.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: It's like is it like a coloring book?
16:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: A Gina coloring book.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: You're in there.
16:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm like a mailman.
16:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:33
SPEAKER_00: You're like the yeah.
16:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh you show up here and there.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: It's a coloring book, a candle?
16:37
unknown: No.
16:38
SPEAKER_01: No, not the candle.
16:39
SPEAKER_01: Coloring book, uh we'll get back to you.
16:41
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, nightstands.
16:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the TBCC nightstand coming in 2035.
16:46
SPEAKER_00: Um and it's vinyl wrapped.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: It's not classic, cool.
16:51
SPEAKER_01: It's truly the image.
16:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it's like, and you will spend$230 on it.
16:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:56
SPEAKER_01: And that and you'll hate it.
16:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:58
SPEAKER_00: And no drawers that work.
17:00
SPEAKER_01: Drawers.
17:01
SPEAKER_00: Jars.
17:01
SPEAKER_00: It's one of those words I have trouble with.
17:02
SPEAKER_00: Draw.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: Draw, because the word I only says draw.
17:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, but no one, I mean, who on I guess that maybe if you're Southern, you'd say drawer.
17:09
SPEAKER_01: Drawer.
17:10
SPEAKER_01: But you say drawer.
17:11
SPEAKER_00: Well, everyone makes me self-conscious about how I speak.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: Well, because I can't say you speak crazy.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: You're crazy.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: I I can't say bear.
17:20
SPEAKER_00: I have a hard time with that.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: Beer and draw.
17:23
SPEAKER_00: Draw.
17:23
SPEAKER_00: How do you say it?
17:24
SPEAKER_01: People say I draw.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: I think draw is pull the draw.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:29
SPEAKER_01: Drink the beer.
17:30
SPEAKER_01: I feel like you're saying beer now.
17:34
SPEAKER_01: But beer is correct.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: Beer.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: Drink the beer.
17:36
SPEAKER_01: Beer and beer.
17:37
SPEAKER_01: That sounded different.
17:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: My sister had a boy boy.
17:47
SPEAKER_00: Congrats.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and they named him Angelo.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh wait, hold on.
17:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh so I this whole time, my female intuition, my Italian-ness, all of it.
17:57
SPEAKER_00: I was like, you're having a boy.
17:59
SPEAKER_00: Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
18:01
SPEAKER_00: She I won't say she looked pretty during her pregnancy, but she looked the same.
18:06
SPEAKER_00: But if actually she's pretty.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: That sounds so mean.
18:08
SPEAKER_00: She wasn't glowing, but she wasn't not glowing.
18:10
SPEAKER_00: She wasn't, she wasn't looking ugly.
18:12
SPEAKER_00: Like her beauty wasn't going also.
18:13
SPEAKER_01: Because you believe that when you have a bit male baby, you get prettier, and when you have a female baby, you get uglier.
18:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the beauty goes to the baby.
18:19
SPEAKER_00: The girl.
18:20
SPEAKER_00: Beauty goes to the girl without.
18:21
SPEAKER_00: Well, if it's an ugly girl.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: She still sucks some of it.
18:24
SPEAKER_00: She has to take some of it.
18:25
SPEAKER_00: But she was so I was like, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
18:28
SPEAKER_00: And then a week before she had it, I told her and my brother-in-law, I was like, oh, this one's fruity.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: Just a heads up.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, this is fruity.
18:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:35
SPEAKER_00: He's gonna be a little fruity, which I hope.
18:37
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait.
18:38
SPEAKER_00: And then so they decided to name Evangelo.
18:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay.
18:41
SPEAKER_01: His fate is sealed.
18:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: The devil's got his claws number.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: Mostly after my dad.
18:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, you're named after your dad, too.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: Twee.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: Twee.
18:51
SPEAKER_00: But her water broke at a Barbara Streisand drag impersonation.
18:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this kid is winning the drag race reboot in 18 years.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: I said he was fruity, and then like they were at a drag Barbastrean or whatever the fuck it was.
19:05
SPEAKER_00: Show?
19:05
SPEAKER_00: Show?
19:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, show.
19:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: And he was like, I gotta get out of here.
19:09
SPEAKER_00: I gotta see this queen, like do rain on my parade.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I need a no, he's like, no one's given this diva a dollar.
19:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so she gushed out.
19:18
unknown: Oh my god.
19:18
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Have you ever been with a woman who's water broke?
19:24
SPEAKER_01: No, I wish I was there.
19:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she geysered out.
19:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
19:29
SPEAKER_00: Uh but isn't that crazy?
19:31
SPEAKER_01: That is crazy.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
19:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:33
SPEAKER_00: He's me.
19:35
SPEAKER_01: Yikes.
19:35
SPEAKER_00: He's a drag queen in the making.
19:37
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
19:38
SPEAKER_00: If I have anything to do with it.
19:39
SPEAKER_00: And you do.
19:40
SPEAKER_00: Um, but my brother-in-law is notorious for getting my sister bizarre ass gifts.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: She likes drag and she likes drag race and all that stuff, but she that doesn't mean like, and she loves Barbara Streisand, I come from a Barbara Streisand family.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: That doesn't mean like get seek out like a Babs impersonator from Crunchy Rhode Island at Leather by the Sea and just like Well, he's trying.
19:59
SPEAKER_00: He's trying.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: He's trying, but you need to run that by me as someone who does drag.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: Run it by me.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: Because I'll if he told me that, I wouldn't be like, no, that's not true.
20:06
SPEAKER_00: Phone a friend.
20:07
SPEAKER_00: Phone a fag.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Phone a fag.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: Because that wouldn't have been good.
20:10
SPEAKER_00: I was like, no, theater by the sea, no, like uh sometimes those female impersonators.
20:14
SPEAKER_00: What is theater by the sea?
20:16
SPEAKER_00: It's huge.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: It's a big part of um Rhode Island.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: What sea?
20:23
SPEAKER_00: The Rhode Island Sea.
20:25
SPEAKER_01: The Rhodey Sea.
20:26
SPEAKER_00: It ain't the Mediterranean.
20:27
SPEAKER_00: No.
20:29
SPEAKER_00: I would have been like, don't do it.
20:30
SPEAKER_00: Apparently it was really, really bad.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: And Mike couldn't even go.
20:33
SPEAKER_00: In a way, I was like, oh, maybe that's him like kind of wanting to see drag because like he's curious too.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: But he got busy.
20:39
SPEAKER_00: So then my mom went with my sister.
20:41
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, my mom is a little weird about the drag shit.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: So she can't afford to see bad drag.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: There's no time.
20:47
SPEAKER_00: She has to be crazy.
20:48
SPEAKER_00: She's like, there's no craft here.
20:49
SPEAKER_00: She's like, this fucking sucks.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm I she's cringing more than ever now because of this.
20:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:54
SPEAKER_00: She can only see great drag.
20:56
SPEAKER_00: And that's why, Mike, if you're listening, you're not, but you should be.
21:00
SPEAKER_00: And you should run all things drag, all things gender bandy, all things queer by the your gay gay brother-in-law.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:07
SPEAKER_00: But the baby happened.
21:08
SPEAKER_00: Little Angelo, get him on the pod.
21:10
SPEAKER_01: So sweet.
21:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
21:10
SPEAKER_01: Just little baby right there.
21:12
SPEAKER_01: Get him on the pod.
21:14
SPEAKER_01: I went to um the Jersey Shore with my family last week.
21:18
SPEAKER_00: I love when you hang with your fam.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: And you watch the Olympics.
21:20
SPEAKER_01: Um, we watched the Olympics, which I was living for randomly.
21:23
SPEAKER_01: Typically, I I'm very anti-sp and I haven't watched Olympics.
21:27
SPEAKER_01: I want to say like I haven't like watched a single Olympic Games in like since Harry Strauss.
21:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: 92, 94.
21:35
SPEAKER_00: Um I need to catch up on it.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: Luckily, they repeat a lot of it because I do want to see the girls, the gymnasts.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: They do, but they decided that they would put you could watch everything on Peacock, but you have to pay for like Peacock premium.
21:49
SPEAKER_01: The Olympics aren't free anymore?
21:51
SPEAKER_01: I guess you can still watch them on on regular MBC, but it's like if you want to catch everything, you have to go watch it on Peacock.
21:55
SPEAKER_00: But then you have to pay for like if you want to catch Simone on the shitter, yeah.
21:59
SPEAKER_00: You gotta stream it.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: And she got gold on that.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: Um.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: But that's like so that's like predatory.
22:06
SPEAKER_01: That's evil.
22:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, don't just Peacock needs the the subscriptions, period.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: Just let them have it at the basic level.
22:11
SPEAKER_01: Or like, I don't know.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: How were the opening ceremonies?
22:13
SPEAKER_00: You didn't like them.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: I didn't watch them.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: And you have to.
22:16
SPEAKER_00: I know.
22:17
SPEAKER_00: And I told you I would so we could talk about it.
22:18
SPEAKER_00: But I heard it seemed a little unrehearsed.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
22:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
22:21
SPEAKER_01: Well, they said it was they had no full run through because of the size of the event.
22:25
SPEAKER_01: Because it's like basically they didn't have it.
22:26
SPEAKER_01: Usually it takes place in the Olympic Stadium.
22:28
SPEAKER_01: But for whatever reason, they were like, no, we're not doing that.
22:31
SPEAKER_01: They had every country come in on a boat down the river, and that in theory, it's like, ooh, that sounds fierce.
22:37
SPEAKER_01: Look horrible.
22:37
SPEAKER_01: Far.
22:38
SPEAKER_01: Terrible.
22:39
SPEAKER_01: It was like, this is embarrassing and strange.
22:42
SPEAKER_01: I would say mostly just strange.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: Uh Celine, though.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: Selene was amazing.
22:46
SPEAKER_00: Gaga was fun.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: Gaga was fun, sort of unexpected.
22:49
SPEAKER_00: Um did she ever find her little dog Asia?
22:52
unknown: What?
22:52
SPEAKER_00: This is years, years, years old.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: Her dog Asia was missing and she put up a cash prize.
22:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh, because didn't didn't her dog didn't her dog get like didn't her dog walker get shot or something?
23:01
SPEAKER_01: Like yeah, or like horse shot.
23:04
SPEAKER_01: Horse shot?
23:05
SPEAKER_01: Was a horse involved?
23:06
SPEAKER_01: No, her horse Arabella died once.
23:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, actually.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Her horse Arabella died once.
23:11
SPEAKER_01: I was there.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: I was at the services.
23:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Arabella died a few times by now.
23:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: But Asia was stolen, and I hope she got her back.
23:21
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was like the art, like the headline was like Gaga's dog walker shot, dog stolen.
23:27
SPEAKER_01: Still up there.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think so.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: Kidnapper's still at large.
23:30
SPEAKER_00: She gave no money to the family, but tons of money to who stole the dog and brought it back.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
23:39
SPEAKER_01: All the pipes burst.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Imagine.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
23:42
SPEAKER_00: And then rain on me, please.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: But it's full of it's just full liquid diarrhea.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
23:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:48
SPEAKER_01: I'm like toilet pipes.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: Toilet pipes, toilet pipe.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: All of these, yeah.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a public bathroom above us.
23:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a fecal highway.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: The pipes uh no one knows what we're talking about because ever seen.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, there's a terrible amount of pipes in this studio.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: They're clear pipes, so you could see the occasional flume law go by.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: We paid extra for clear pipes.
24:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: I went to Black Island.
24:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh, right, for the batch.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was so fun to be the only boy.
24:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:15
SPEAKER_00: Baby's first batch.
24:16
SPEAKER_00: You didn't feel a little out of place.
24:18
SPEAKER_00: No?
24:18
SPEAKER_00: Actually, no.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: One of the girls?
24:20
SPEAKER_00: I was one of the girls for sure.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: It was so fun.
24:23
SPEAKER_00: The weather was incredible.
24:24
SPEAKER_00: It was like, again, early in the seasons, but you know, you think island sometimes.
24:28
SPEAKER_00: I I was expecting like tons of wind and like hoodies, sweatshirts.
24:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:32
SPEAKER_00: But it was like dangerously hot.
24:33
SPEAKER_00: It was fluky.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: We were all on the beach chilling, me and a bunch of girls, and there's like these drunk bros come by.
24:41
SPEAKER_00: Did I tell you this?
24:42
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
24:43
SPEAKER_00: And they were really nice, but they clearly were on drugs, and like the girls were sort of flirting with him, talking.
24:48
SPEAKER_00: I was like sitting down, just like, hi, I don't feel like talking to you.
24:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:52
SPEAKER_00: They were very nice.
24:52
SPEAKER_00: But they met me.
24:53
SPEAKER_00: Like they Alicia and company like introduced.
24:57
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and then when they were leaving, they screamed, Love wins.
25:02
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, The bride is straight.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: It was because they saw one male amongst a bunch of females, they just in their drug brain was like, It's gay, it's a gay wedding, or like this is for this isn't Christian, but like, love wins.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: It was like, Thank you.
25:20
SPEAKER_00: Love does win, doesn't it?
25:21
SPEAKER_00: And that's so funny.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: I was dying.
25:23
SPEAKER_00: I was like, the bride is straight.
25:24
SPEAKER_00: LGB.
25:25
SPEAKER_01: It's like they're like, no tea.
25:28
SPEAKER_01: I'm not the bride.
25:30
SPEAKER_01: It's giving notes of like the guy who wouldn't shake your hand because you were I told that on the pod.
25:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh god, I forgot about that.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was giving the guy who wouldn't shake my hand, and the girl who broke up with him because of it.
25:42
SPEAKER_00: What a night.
25:44
SPEAKER_00: Um but when we first got there, it was so funny because like I'm Alicia's bestie, gay bestie.
25:49
SPEAKER_00: They were like, Can you take her out while we like decorate the Airbnb?
25:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:52
SPEAKER_00: I was like, sure, I got this.
25:54
SPEAKER_00: But like we clearly got into like heart-to-heart combos, like you know, a couple roses in, and just we're really like having these, you know, good moments.
26:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:04
SPEAKER_00: And they had a like, I missed like a million texts being like, We're ready.
26:08
SPEAKER_00: Where are you?
26:09
SPEAKER_00: Please.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: So they called Alicia to be like, We're we're you guys can come back now.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: Because like she knew what they were doing.
26:14
SPEAKER_01: Right, yeah, yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_00: So we come back and like literally along the way, Saui was a like we were having a heart to heart, so we kept like stopping every 10 feet and like they were watching us like approach.
26:23
SPEAKER_00: It took like fucking an hour to like hissbag it, like literally, until the point where like we got like right outside the house, and it was the end of the combo.
26:31
SPEAKER_00: We really needed to hug out.
26:33
SPEAKER_00: We were crying, we were crying, and they were like literally like what is fucking wrong with you.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: They've got like penis straws like ready to go.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they had penis everything.
26:43
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, don't ask me to go on a little like heart-to-heart excursion.
26:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna get heart to hearty.
26:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, hearty, har har.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: Penis decorations can wait.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: And they did, but it was still fun.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: That kind of a life.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.
26:59
SPEAKER_01: That needs to be decorted out by the feds.
27:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay, BRB.
27:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, we filled up our bowl.
27:14
SPEAKER_01: I thought it would be higher.
27:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:16
SPEAKER_01: Maybe next time we'll put the crystal gems inside of the bowl.
27:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, we'll we'll have more topics next time.
27:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.
27:23
SPEAKER_00: Let's give it a little toss.
27:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, toss the sal.
27:26
SPEAKER_00: Of course, now I have like a million topics.
27:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, this is just a fake dry run because it's not cool to put your own topics in, you know, when it's only two of us.
27:34
SPEAKER_00: I mean because we could just talk about the topic.
27:35
SPEAKER_00: Is any of this cool?
27:37
SPEAKER_00: No.
27:38
SPEAKER_00: We could just talk about the topics.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we could just talk about the topics.
27:41
SPEAKER_00: We could talk about the topics.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: But why why not uh put it in a bowl?
27:44
SPEAKER_00: A big bowl.
27:45
SPEAKER_00: I love your legs out.
27:46
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of fun.
27:47
SPEAKER_01: Because they are short.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, I should have put that in the bowl.
27:50
SPEAKER_01: But it's like the apparently the topic on everybody's lips is that my ass is gone.
27:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
27:55
SPEAKER_01: Because for the longest time I was like, it really is put that in the bowl.
27:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I should.
27:59
SPEAKER_01: But like the longest time.
28:00
SPEAKER_01: I need it.
28:01
SPEAKER_01: Uh I I it was like the the the secret of all secrets that it's like I had a nice little booty.
28:06
SPEAKER_01: And now it's flatter, it's concave, flapping in the breeze.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: It really is a I kind of love it though.
28:13
SPEAKER_00: It's like a granny pancake.
28:14
SPEAKER_00: I I love flapjacks.
28:15
SPEAKER_00: That's I told you I used to call my ex's ass the great drop-off.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: That's what you've been calling mine.
28:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: No.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's truly the great off.
28:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say it's giving great drop-offs.
28:25
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm seeing it at the end of the day.
28:26
SPEAKER_00: Which is like a precipice.
28:28
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
28:28
SPEAKER_00: Really a hard end.
28:29
SPEAKER_00: I swear I still have a little bit left back there.
28:33
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
28:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh no! It can come back, it'll come back around.
28:38
SPEAKER_00: It's only growing on the front sides now.
28:40
SPEAKER_00: So it's like your belly's in the front.
28:41
SPEAKER_01: I mean your butt's in the front.
28:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my front.
28:43
SPEAKER_00: Just can I love gaslighting into thinking you have a belly.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: Harry, what's your topic?
28:46
SPEAKER_01: What'd you got?
28:47
SPEAKER_00: I didn't pull one, I just tossed them.
28:48
SPEAKER_00: We should have tongues.
28:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, should I pull one?
28:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pull one.
28:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
28:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, this is annoying.
28:56
SPEAKER_01: This is one of mine.
28:57
SPEAKER_01: I put it in there because I felt like we didn't talk about it enough.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: But I said Mike's wedding.
29:00
SPEAKER_00: Um we didn't talk about it enough.
29:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:03
SPEAKER_01: Bad one to start with, but.
29:04
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's your own topic.
29:05
SPEAKER_00: How do you feel about that?
29:06
SPEAKER_00: Um, well, I wanted to talk about it, so it's fine.
29:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's fine.
29:09
SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
29:10
SPEAKER_01: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
29:11
SPEAKER_01: But the wedding wasn't fine.
29:12
SPEAKER_01: It was great.
29:13
SPEAKER_01: It was great.
29:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:14
SPEAKER_01: It was super cute, super fun.
29:16
SPEAKER_01: It was exactly what we wanted.
29:17
SPEAKER_01: Um it was quite a bit.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: It was quaint is like a fine word to put it.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: I know I expect because I'm like anyway.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:24
SPEAKER_00: No, it was amazing.
29:25
SPEAKER_00: Open bar, the food was incredible.
29:27
SPEAKER_00: It was like a Michelin man.
29:29
SPEAKER_01: It was the Michelin man.
29:30
SPEAKER_01: We had a guy in a suit, a costume, big one, inflatable.
29:33
SPEAKER_00: Serving past apps.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: No, it was a Michelin star caterer, and it showed me.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: It was so, so good.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: No, you both of your vows were so special.
29:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm a robot, but I almost got misty-eyed.
29:44
SPEAKER_00: I know.
29:45
SPEAKER_00: There was the biggest compliment you said I almost cried, which was like I was like, wow, I never do like it.
29:50
SPEAKER_00: It's so hard for me to do.
29:52
SPEAKER_00: But it was touching to see you guys like that.
29:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, it was touching.
29:54
SPEAKER_01: It was exactly what I'm saying.
29:55
SPEAKER_01: I was humbled by your love.
29:57
SPEAKER_01: Aw, thanks.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: It was great.
29:58
SPEAKER_01: It was exactly what we wanted.
30:00
SPEAKER_01: Um, which is both very, very satisfying and also somewhat bittersweet because it was so annoying to put the whole thing together.
30:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:08
SPEAKER_01: And we didn't have the best time with our planner.
30:11
SPEAKER_01: Um she's a listener.
30:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:13
SPEAKER_01: She's like, what the fuck?
30:14
SPEAKER_00: Um, she's like, I tried.
30:17
SPEAKER_01: So it was sort of frustrating to be like, well, you delivered.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: Even though every step of the way was something she was annoying.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: She was annoying.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
30:25
SPEAKER_01: No, she was no, don't.
30:26
SPEAKER_01: I've been saying it for a year.
30:27
SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm like, it's been a crazy year because not only was like I didn't catch her being weird, except at one point when so you gave me and Sarah plus ones, which was so nice.
30:36
SPEAKER_00: But then ultimately we were like, we'll have more fun if it we we just go together.
30:41
SPEAKER_00: Right.
30:41
SPEAKER_00: But it somehow led to there being two extra chairs next to you both, the grooms, and she came up to us and was sort of like asking us to move down to, and we were already like settled, and then so we did one, and then she was like, Can you guys do another one?
30:55
SPEAKER_00: And I I was like, You can strike it.
30:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're gonna be needing you to strike this.
30:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:59
SPEAKER_00: Because like everyone had already like up and moved, right?
31:02
SPEAKER_00: So that was just annoying in her approach, but ultimately she was doing her job then because Sarah was like so annoyed, she's like, Why did we why did she make us move?
31:09
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, No, like it's her job to make it look great in photos.
31:13
SPEAKER_00: It's not a good look if the two seats next to the grooms are empty.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: So she was being a girls' girl, it's just her approach was like shaky.
31:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because had she just been like, hey everyone, we're moving down two chairs, like demanded it, we would have just done it.
31:25
SPEAKER_00: But because she like was being weird and polite, yeah, it was like getting awkward.
31:28
SPEAKER_00: We we were like owning her because we were like, No, yeah, we're not doing anything.
31:32
SPEAKER_00: Right.
31:33
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I blew her away with the word strike.
31:35
SPEAKER_00: She's like, Yeah, I'm in the biz, so you fuck up again.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so it was just like this funny thing where the whole vibe was like, I don't know, very loose and casual.
31:44
SPEAKER_01: Uh but it didn't feel loose.
31:46
SPEAKER_00: You're giving like bowl of chips vibes, and it wasn't that at all.
31:49
SPEAKER_00: It was very uh listeners, it was very tight and planned, and you couldn't tell that you were annoyed or anything like that.
31:56
SPEAKER_00: It all felt like really cohesive and really pretty and cute, and everyone had a really, really fun time.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: No, um, we you know, uh Michael and I have been together for it'll be 10 years in December.
32:07
SPEAKER_01: Um we are both homebody cancer crabs.
32:13
SPEAKER_01: A lot of our relationship has been like private, you know.
32:16
SPEAKER_01: So the idea of having a wedding was like challenging, um, but also felt like necessary and we wanted to celebrate it and we were we got exactly what we wanted, which was yeah, and it felt that way.
32:29
SPEAKER_00: It felt authentic and true to you guys, which is so so the vibe.
32:33
SPEAKER_00: Whenever it's generic and weird and not authentic, it's just so like, why is anyone here?
32:37
SPEAKER_00: Like, what is the point of this?
32:38
SPEAKER_00: They get real weddings get so weird when it's not real, like not authentic to the couple, right?
32:44
SPEAKER_00: So, so you guys, the only thing I would say that I wish you guys allowed us to force you to walk down the aisle at the end.
32:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think that we're gonna be.
32:51
SPEAKER_00: Because they were very like, we don't want we just want to show up, and that's fine at the beginning.
32:55
SPEAKER_00: Like you did, you appeared, um, like trapdoor style.
33:00
SPEAKER_00: But at the end, I was like, You guys needed to leave together so we could get, you know, we just celebrate you.
33:04
SPEAKER_01: Like well, that's one of those things where it was like, you know, on the day, again, like we had talked to the planner about like we don't want all the bells and whistles.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna spend like do our bows and it'll be over.
33:13
SPEAKER_01: But then like we realized that, like, oh, there's no chair for me to sit at like up front.
33:17
SPEAKER_01: Like, am I supposed to stand the whole time?
33:18
SPEAKER_01: Then she kind of like blanked out, and I was like, Can I get a chair like so I can be seated?
33:22
SPEAKER_01: You were like part of the ceremony.
33:27
SPEAKER_01: That's a trapdoor moment.
33:28
SPEAKER_01: That's a wicked reference.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: Wicked alarm.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: That's a trapdoor moment.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
33:31
SPEAKER_00: Wicked alarm.
33:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wicked alarm, wicked alarm.
33:32
SPEAKER_01: That is God that is the wicked alarm.
33:36
SPEAKER_01: I'll never touch that again.
33:37
SPEAKER_01: No, you that I uh agreed.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: I would have uh I wish we did have the the the recessional.
33:42
SPEAKER_01: That would have been great, yeah.
33:43
SPEAKER_00: Um but because it was so authentic and cute and sweet and charming, you are allowed to do the corny tradition things because it's just like it's like a joke, like it's like for fun.
33:51
SPEAKER_00: I want it to hum rice pilaf in your face.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: But other than that, perfect.
33:59
SPEAKER_00: Great, you're married.
34:00
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, poll topic.
34:02
SPEAKER_02: Ah Brat.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: Brat, okay.
34:09
SPEAKER_01: It's a brat girl summer, not brat girl summer, just brat summer.
34:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
34:14
SPEAKER_01: So this is again, okay.
34:15
SPEAKER_01: This is why I put this in here because you don't know anything about brat.
34:19
SPEAKER_01: No.
34:20
SPEAKER_01: You don't know anything about brat you haven't seen it.
34:21
SPEAKER_01: I don't even know if I've heard the song.
34:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's just the name of the album.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
34:27
SPEAKER_00: And why is everyone wearing green?
34:29
SPEAKER_01: Because that's the the art.
34:30
SPEAKER_01: The album art is this like neon green with the word brat sort of like really, really low res and kind of blurry.
34:36
SPEAKER_00: I can't keep up with the new girlies.
34:38
SPEAKER_00: You were like, put us, put we we posted something the other day because our new artwork is green, and you were like, Oh, we were I wanted to put the song Apple with it.
34:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I was like, Oh, she has a song.
34:48
SPEAKER_00: Who?
34:49
SPEAKER_00: I was like Charlie X.
34:51
SPEAKER_00: No, Charlie again?
34:52
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
34:53
SPEAKER_00: She has Apple?
34:54
SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's why it's green.
34:55
SPEAKER_01: I screenshotted the combo.
34:56
SPEAKER_01: Maybe we'll put it up because it was you're like, she had she sings about an apple, and I'm like, yes.
35:00
SPEAKER_00: And then I was like, My Apple, my fucking apple.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: You said something, it was like Apple is so sour.
35:08
SPEAKER_00: It gives me lots of power.
35:09
SPEAKER_00: I was like, why I want to sing to an apple alone.
35:14
SPEAKER_01: It's like one of, if not the most like popular songs, TikTok moments, dances of the classics like pop and pop like the classics.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
35:25
SPEAKER_01: But so it's like, how do you feel?
35:28
SPEAKER_01: Do you even sense that there's like a cultural movement going on around you that you have no idea that you're not even aware of?
35:33
SPEAKER_01: I would say I would think people would think that you were like, you know into the pop.
35:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:37
SPEAKER_00: I am into the pop, but it's just obscure and it has to like, I don't know, I don't know.
35:42
SPEAKER_00: I I've been having a hard time with the new girlies.
35:44
SPEAKER_00: There's just too many names.
35:45
SPEAKER_01: I know, but we were driving somewhere and I put on the Tovlo EP Heat, Tovlo and SG Lewis, which is really, really fun.
35:51
SPEAKER_01: It's only four songs.
35:52
SPEAKER_01: It's four songs you've never heard before, music playing in the background.
35:55
SPEAKER_01: If that was me, I'd be like, oh, I haven't heard this before.
35:58
SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
35:58
SPEAKER_01: But you just it wasn't even register.
36:00
SPEAKER_01: You're like, you're in here.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: No, yeah.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: It's just so funny.
36:03
SPEAKER_00: I know.
36:04
SPEAKER_00: What's wrong with me?
36:05
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
36:06
SPEAKER_00: I mean, a lot of stuff, but but I'm so smart in certain areas.
36:10
SPEAKER_00: Totally.
36:10
SPEAKER_00: But you're I I don't think you're You know what it is?
36:13
SPEAKER_00: I get a lot of my information through my eye, like visual.
36:16
SPEAKER_00: No, it's true though.
36:17
SPEAKER_00: I really need to like I get my information here, unfortunately, because I like was born without a brain.
36:22
SPEAKER_00: So this I'm smart here, but music isn't always here.
36:27
SPEAKER_01: Music is often not here, in fact.
36:29
SPEAKER_01: It's usually here.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: Music can be here.
36:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, give it give Bratt a listen.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: I really enjoyed it because it it captures this one thing about pop that I love, which is when the lyrics are really, really dumb, but the music is like really, really good.
36:43
SPEAKER_01: I've talked about it when we talked about Robin on the George episode, George and Richard episode.
36:48
SPEAKER_01: But but uh Charlie was saying that like she wrote the songs, she she didn't include any lyrics that she wouldn't have like texted a friend.
36:55
SPEAKER_01: Like, what are you laughing about?
36:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm just laughing at me forcing you to close your eyes and taking out an earhorn and deafening me for life.
37:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah I I got the same effect.
37:04
SPEAKER_01: It was yeah, I could tell that you were scared too.
37:06
SPEAKER_01: I was scared, I didn't know that would happen.
37:08
SPEAKER_01: Freak accident wives.
37:10
SPEAKER_01: Freak accident that you intentionally did, you know, but I didn't know.
37:13
SPEAKER_01: Like nobody knew, nobody knew that nobody knew how real that thing was.
37:16
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, the lyrics are all things that she would like text her friends.
37:19
SPEAKER_01: So like they're they're simple and like to the point, but kind of dumb and weird, but like they shouldn't work, but they do, and that's why the album winds up being like just a good it's fun, good album.
37:29
SPEAKER_01: That's fun, and I'll tell you this.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: I like what I'm hearing.
37:33
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
37:33
SPEAKER_00: When I'm around my friends and they're blasting those tunes, I don't know who the fuck it is or what they're saying, but I like I'm liking the movement.
37:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
37:41
SPEAKER_00: How do you like Kamala's brat endorsement?
37:45
SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't care for it.
37:47
SPEAKER_00: I I stresses me out.
37:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:49
SPEAKER_00: I think it's fun and smart.
37:51
SPEAKER_00: We really need like the young demo to be on board to vote and vote for Kamala.
37:56
SPEAKER_00: Obviously, it's the only answer, but yeah, at the same time, I get stressed out when like a presidential candidate is being too like trendy.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: Trendy.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: It stresses me out because like since the announcement, she's been going hard at like the it's like Lilo at a Biza vibes.
38:11
SPEAKER_00: You know what she's like, dancing.
38:14
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, okay, but what about like policy policy?
38:17
SPEAKER_00: Like I do want to know a little bit about like what you're gonna be doing, yeah.
38:20
SPEAKER_00: Uh but anyways, brats a brat girl summer, it's a brat summer.
38:24
SPEAKER_00: I'm a brat doll.
38:26
SPEAKER_00: Brat's doll.
38:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh I'm out of here.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: I love brats.
38:33
SPEAKER_00: My turn.
38:36
SPEAKER_01: Okay, it says Amtrak.
38:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, I took it recently.
38:40
SPEAKER_01: That's it.
38:41
SPEAKER_00: No, I um took it and did you have a hot dog?
38:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay, that wasn't public information.
38:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I had a hot dog, and they might grave it and it's really stinky.
38:53
SPEAKER_00: Because um hot dogs give you gnarly bursts.
38:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
38:56
SPEAKER_00: That's not but that's not what I was talking about.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: Uh what are your thoughts about like going on grind or on Amtrak?
39:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, just looking, like as you're like whipping through different neighborhoods or like looking at the train.
39:06
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's the thing.
39:07
SPEAKER_00: You almost cannot go on it because you just pop it up to take a peek, and then 20 minutes later you have a hundred like notifications because you flew through a town.
39:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:16
SPEAKER_00: It's like witch on a broom vibes.
39:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:19
SPEAKER_00: Like you forget, you just you're like on a train.
39:21
SPEAKER_00: Like, what why not pop it open?
39:24
SPEAKER_00: But then you're fucked.
39:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:25
SPEAKER_00: You get all of these people from Connecticut hours later.
39:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:30
SPEAKER_00: Cause like you just flew through the town.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: Because it like didn't refresh.
39:33
SPEAKER_01: You're in the crazy.
39:37
SPEAKER_00: Opening credits of what movie?
39:39
SPEAKER_01: The Halloween Town.
39:41
SPEAKER_01: Hocus Pocus.
39:42
SPEAKER_00: But it truly is that.
39:43
SPEAKER_00: Not wicked.
39:44
SPEAKER_00: That's not the only witch I like.
39:46
SPEAKER_01: No, I know that.
39:47
SPEAKER_01: Um, I know that feeling.
39:49
SPEAKER_01: It's sort of like you want to know what's going on in these random.
39:53
SPEAKER_00: And you want to like see, are there any gays on my train?
39:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: That we can meet at the hot dog station and give each other hot dog kisses.
39:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:00
SPEAKER_00: Um share, share a dog.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: But it's just more about the accident of like, you're zipping through a ton of towns, you're fucked.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: I had to take M-Track because my car broke down.
40:08
SPEAKER_00: But that's another topic.
40:09
SPEAKER_01: It's I put it in there.
40:11
SPEAKER_00: I put it in there.
40:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
40:12
SPEAKER_00: Sort of my topic.
40:14
SPEAKER_00: Um, get your own fucking topic.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: But I now it's kind of funny as a 35-year-old to be in September.
40:22
SPEAKER_00: Um Peter Pan bus is not an option.
40:24
SPEAKER_00: It's only Mtrack.
40:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, no.
40:26
SPEAKER_00: The bus days are over.
40:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:27
SPEAKER_00: The bus days are over.
40:28
SPEAKER_00: I did it for years and years and years.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: That's also it's like who I can't sleep on a friend's couch anymore.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: That's my that's my thing.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: I gave that up in my 20s.
40:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I sure I just sit here all the time.
40:39
SPEAKER_01: You slept here like twice.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:41
SPEAKER_01: Which one once was during the earthquake, the other was like just some crazy night.
40:45
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's been three times?
40:46
SPEAKER_00: Three times.
40:46
SPEAKER_00: Probably three times.
40:47
SPEAKER_00: And I use a cushion as a blanket.
40:48
SPEAKER_00: It's like stiff.
40:49
SPEAKER_00: How do you survive in the heat?
40:51
SPEAKER_00: It cools down.
40:52
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't cool down, but also I I get down pretty nude.
40:58
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
40:59
SPEAKER_00: But I I've never slept here during the summer.
41:01
SPEAKER_00: I it's only been spring.
41:03
SPEAKER_00: I see, I see, I.
41:04
SPEAKER_01: I got button a kid.
41:06
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: We s we're silent for the rest for another hour.
41:10
SPEAKER_00: We're like, what do they say?
41:11
SPEAKER_00: That's like an angel coming through?
41:12
SPEAKER_01: Huh?
41:13
SPEAKER_01: You you're angel, you're in you're surrounded by angels lately, and I'm not I'm not here for that.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: Why?
41:19
SPEAKER_00: Because me be surrounded by angels.
41:20
SPEAKER_00: Angel numbers isn't, it doesn't mean anything.
41:22
SPEAKER_00: I know it doesn't mean anything, but you start to apply meaning to a thing that you see all the time.
41:28
SPEAKER_00: Are you seeing it all the time?
41:29
SPEAKER_00: Or are you too three, three, three.
41:31
SPEAKER_01: But how many times?
41:32
SPEAKER_01: Right, but listen, how many times do you look at your phone and see a time that doesn't mean anything, and then you just you just move on with your life?
41:39
SPEAKER_01: You just know that it's a it's a pattern, so you're you're you're drawn to it.
41:42
SPEAKER_00: Right, but I I want to say I see the pattern a lot.
41:44
SPEAKER_00: Can that be true too?
41:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
41:47
SPEAKER_00: And can my name mean angel?
41:49
SPEAKER_00: It does.
41:50
SPEAKER_00: So my angels ride tonight at midnight.
41:53
SPEAKER_01: Your angels are witches.
41:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm a witch.
41:58
SPEAKER_00: Alright, pull a topic.
41:59
SPEAKER_00: Pull a topic.
42:03
SPEAKER_00: This is embarrassing.
42:04
SPEAKER_00: It says the burp and blow.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: Which is.
42:08
SPEAKER_01: Which we do on this pod 24-7.
42:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:11
SPEAKER_00: Well, recently I think you burped and blew it in my face, and I was like, that's so 90s to like burp and blow in someone's face.
42:16
SPEAKER_01: It's very like big sister trying to gross you out.
42:18
SPEAKER_01: Not that I think my sister ever did that to me, but I'm imagining yours did.
42:21
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, I feel like my cousins did.
42:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:24
SPEAKER_00: Um, the burp and blow, there are two options.
42:26
SPEAKER_00: Is yeah, it's like directly in someone's face, which is 90s.
42:29
SPEAKER_00: Gen Z Gen X.
42:32
SPEAKER_01: Is 90s, yeah.
42:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Gen X loves the burp and blow.
42:35
SPEAKER_00: Like you're saying, cousins, sisters.
42:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:36
SPEAKER_00: But then also there's the burp and like to the side.
42:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:42
SPEAKER_00: Get it out.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: If it's a smelly burp, you gotta get it away and out, which is like courteous and polite.
42:47
SPEAKER_00: But how do you feel about disclaiming a smelly burp?
42:50
SPEAKER_00: Um is that Connor Pond?
42:52
SPEAKER_00: I think again, it's neither.
42:56
SPEAKER_00: I know.
42:57
SPEAKER_00: It's driving the binary.
42:59
SPEAKER_00: Because I was thinking about everyone laughing about like, is putting water on when you shit Connor Pond.
43:05
SPEAKER_00: It's like neither.
43:06
SPEAKER_00: But like you gotta answer one.
43:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: Uh so how do you feel about disclaiming a smelly burp?
43:11
SPEAKER_01: I think you have to, if it's if you know it's bad, it's better to say something.
43:15
SPEAKER_01: Just because like, hey.
43:16
SPEAKER_01: Because also it's like, what who do you think you're fooling?
43:18
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
43:18
SPEAKER_00: It's like but it's never it's it's it's hard because it's not cool to be like, sorry, I have really smelly burps.
43:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, you could say, like, I'm so sorry, I I ate something for lunch.
43:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:28
SPEAKER_00: Like, didn't I add something to my list of things that give you like nose breath?
43:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh eggplant.
43:36
SPEAKER_00: No.
43:36
SPEAKER_00: Hummus.
43:37
SPEAKER_00: Hummus has always been on there.
43:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:39
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I actually think I have it lit written down.
43:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is good.
43:41
SPEAKER_00: Gina's list of things that give you bad breath.
43:44
SPEAKER_00: Specifically nose breath.
43:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:47
SPEAKER_00: Because bad breath, like you can pop a mint in and take take care of it here.
43:50
SPEAKER_00: But sometimes it's still coming out of your nose.
43:54
SPEAKER_00: The nose and mouth are neighbors and they they share a lot.
43:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you know what I mean?
43:58
SPEAKER_00: You can do oral shit here, but no one Knowing that it's coming out of here, except Gina and Gina's list hummus, broccoli, garlic, duh, onion duh, truffle, and dill.
44:11
SPEAKER_00: I think I added dill.
44:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh, interesting.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm not a big dill fan, so I don't typically have that flavor in my mouth or nose, but huh?
44:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, dill will give you nose breath.
44:20
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
44:20
SPEAKER_00: Broccoli.
44:21
SPEAKER_00: Well, broccoli, yeah.
44:22
SPEAKER_00: But the gays love, gay men love to like have a little broccoli to be healthy and lean and maybe bottom.
44:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:30
SPEAKER_00: Because it's easy to make and eat.
44:32
SPEAKER_00: And it's mostly just like skinny grams.
44:33
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes broccoli tastes and smells like cigarettes.
44:39
SPEAKER_01: Dad's powdering crotch.
44:41
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
44:42
SPEAKER_01: This is something I've had on my list, on Mike's genome list for a while.
44:45
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
44:45
SPEAKER_01: Mike's genalist of things that dads do.
44:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
44:48
SPEAKER_01: Um dad's powdering crotch.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: I feel like, I don't know, maybe you experienced this, but it was like there came a time when your dad was like, come here, you're gonna have to put gold bond on your penis, and I'm gonna do it with you, and I'll show you what it's like.
45:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:03
SPEAKER_01: And it's like I haven't powdered my crotch since the tutorial.
45:09
SPEAKER_00: I feel like my trans mom, AJ McLean, was like, Dad'll show you how to powder.
45:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know what I mean?
45:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:15
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
45:16
SPEAKER_00: And then I don't know if he did fully.
45:17
SPEAKER_01: Because he was like, You don't need to do this.
45:19
SPEAKER_01: He's like, be free.
45:21
SPEAKER_01: Is it just the difference between like being bone dry and like having a little bit of like ball sweat?
45:26
SPEAKER_01: Like, is that it?
45:27
SPEAKER_01: Because like does it get rid of the stink?
45:29
SPEAKER_00: I I don't I don't know.
45:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
45:31
SPEAKER_00: Um, so yeah, maybe my dad briefly went through it, and then I used to be on swim teams, so some people would do it at like in the locker room, and that was ridiculous.
45:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and so I feel like I got the tutorial mostly from teens being like yeah, pfff, yeah, really blasting.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: You're laughing to yourself, yeah.
45:52
SPEAKER_00: Just a little.
45:53
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and uh that's where I was like, okay, but it was it was very like straight boys like punching each other and being like, Yeah, you gotta do this now.
46:02
SPEAKER_01: Comment below if you uh powder and um tell us why.
46:06
SPEAKER_01: Uh we need to know.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: We should try it.
46:09
SPEAKER_00: It sucks.
46:09
SPEAKER_00: I don't like the feeling actually, and I don't like the like Jacob Marley underwear that like get like ghosted, yeah, like puffed out and like gray.
46:17
SPEAKER_01: Also, like gold bond medicated powder.
46:19
SPEAKER_01: It's like, what is going on there?
46:21
SPEAKER_01: Like, what is it medicating?
46:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like why is it burning?
46:23
SPEAKER_01: Do you suffer from jockey?
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Not really, no.
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Really?
46:25
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever had it?
46:26
SPEAKER_01: Uh I have, I think so.
46:27
SPEAKER_00: It would be kind of not normal if you didn't.
46:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:31
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
46:32
SPEAKER_01: Like fucking.
46:33
SPEAKER_01: It goes in phases.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: I feel like jocch definitely was like a younger.
46:39
SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm always eating jockey.
46:41
SPEAKER_00: Like eating it?
46:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:42
SPEAKER_00: Hooking up with someone like with jocch.
46:44
SPEAKER_00: Huh.
46:44
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
46:44
SPEAKER_00: That's yeah, not good.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: No.
46:46
SPEAKER_00: Not good.
46:46
SPEAKER_00: Not good.
46:47
SPEAKER_00: Not good for your face.
46:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, that might be what's going on up there.
46:51
SPEAKER_00: My skin has been good.
46:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm Tox.
46:55
SPEAKER_00: And have this expression permanently baked in my head.
46:58
SPEAKER_00: I struggle with cosmetic surgeries.
47:01
SPEAKER_00: Just get a mini facelift.
47:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I need a brow lift, and I know the doctor already.
47:05
SPEAKER_00: I know all my doctors where I'm gonna go.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:09
SPEAKER_00: You should pay for it.
47:10
SPEAKER_00: Okay, pull swap.
47:12
SPEAKER_01: No, it's I just pulled.
47:13
SPEAKER_01: I pulled dad's powdering crotch.
47:17
SPEAKER_00: This sucks.
47:18
SPEAKER_00: A troll in Central Park.
47:20
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever seen that?
47:22
SPEAKER_01: No, but there was a preview for it on the DHS tape of Thumbelina.
47:26
SPEAKER_01: Because like they're both non-Disney.
47:28
SPEAKER_00: We love Thumbelinas, canon for us.
47:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:30
SPEAKER_01: Um they're non-Disney.
47:32
SPEAKER_01: They're non-Disney, yeah.
47:33
SPEAKER_00: That makes sense.
47:34
SPEAKER_00: They're universal.
47:35
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what they were.
47:36
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I want to be Thumbelina.
47:38
SPEAKER_01: When she's a bug?
47:39
SPEAKER_00: No.
47:40
SPEAKER_01: When she's a princess?
47:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:41
SPEAKER_01: Did you like that bird?
47:42
SPEAKER_01: That pigeon?
47:43
SPEAKER_01: No.
47:43
SPEAKER_01: Jacques, whatever his name was?
47:44
SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't like him.
47:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I didn't like him either.
47:45
SPEAKER_00: But just when she's in a nightgown with like a big ponytail.
47:49
SPEAKER_01: And then she's like, I'll marry the mole.
47:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:51
SPEAKER_01: That guy's scary.
47:54
SPEAKER_00: It was weird.
47:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:55
SPEAKER_00: Very dreamworks.
47:56
SPEAKER_00: Just get bigger.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: Get bigger.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: Girl.
47:58
SPEAKER_00: Get smaller.
47:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:00
SPEAKER_00: It's like that's like such a flop costume.
48:02
SPEAKER_00: Like, no one cares that I'm Thumbolina.
48:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this I thought was gonna be funnier.
48:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:08
SPEAKER_00: This is just for me, isn't it?
48:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
48:10
SPEAKER_00: Um that's when it gets sad.
48:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:13
SPEAKER_00: And they're like, oh, cool, you're a girl in a nightgown.
48:15
SPEAKER_01: But you're Thumbelina and I'm Odette.
48:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you are Odette.
48:19
SPEAKER_00: Odette is from the Swan Princess.
48:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, don't like she is kind of.
48:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you get everything in there.
48:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:25
SPEAKER_00: The Swan Princess.
48:27
SPEAKER_00: Who did that one?
48:28
SPEAKER_00: I feel like it was the same company.
48:29
SPEAKER_00: We should watch that actually.
48:30
SPEAKER_00: That's like Patreon.
48:31
SPEAKER_00: Like, you because you are Princess Odette.
48:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:33
SPEAKER_00: And she gets goosey and like I remember.
48:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's a swan.
48:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:38
SPEAKER_00: But like the animation cheapens like a little bit.
48:40
SPEAKER_01: Like they get lazy and she really starts to be like I remember the intro of that movie so much because it's all about like the the her and the prince meeting as kids and hating each other.
48:50
SPEAKER_01: And then they age up like over multiple sequences, and like they're awkward and teenagey, and they're both ugly.
48:55
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, that was such a good character design.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: And then they finally get like older and hot and then they fall in love because they're hot.
49:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:00
SPEAKER_01: Um, I love that.
49:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:02
SPEAKER_00: And the villain, I forget who turns into her.
49:05
SPEAKER_00: Is it like another swan?
49:07
SPEAKER_00: Is it him?
49:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:09
SPEAKER_00: Is it the male villain or girl female villain?
49:11
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
49:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:13
SPEAKER_00: But but someone dresses up as her and goes to like the wedding.
49:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, as evil evil Odette, yeah.
49:18
SPEAKER_00: Evil Odette.
49:19
SPEAKER_00: And it's black and red, the dress, which is so not Disney.
49:22
SPEAKER_00: That's where you're like, this is something else.
49:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:25
SPEAKER_01: Something a little more.
49:26
SPEAKER_01: But you are Odette.
49:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:28
SPEAKER_00: But a troll in Central Park, it's so annoying you haven't seen it because it's a weird one and it's kind of it's queer.
49:32
SPEAKER_00: There's it's it's good.
49:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
49:34
SPEAKER_00: It's about a baby and they fall down a sewer, and then there's like a hidden world, and there's like gardening and a green thumb, and like Stanley's a huge faggot.
49:42
SPEAKER_00: He's like the the troll.
49:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:44
SPEAKER_00: And the scale of Stanley, they're really bad at like continuity because like he seems like he's like two feet tall, like little and round.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: But then there are times when he is seriously in the wide shots, so small, the size of like a grapefruit.
49:58
SPEAKER_00: And it changes throughout the movie, and it's not supposed to change.
50:01
SPEAKER_00: There's just like the continuity gets weird because it's like a little blob in the city who's almost getting hit, clipped.
50:07
SPEAKER_00: Of course, yeah.
50:08
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, good villain, Genorga.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: Genorga.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: She's like warty and crazy, and she takes she steals the baby who fell down the sewer at one point and is screaming.
50:16
SPEAKER_00: I've got the baby.
50:22
SPEAKER_00: I've got the baby.
50:26
SPEAKER_00: And she's like announcing it to New York.
50:29
SPEAKER_00: Everyone's like, shut up.
50:30
SPEAKER_00: But Stanley's a huge faggot.
50:33
SPEAKER_00: Like, loser.
50:37
SPEAKER_01: Gotta put that one on the Patreon too.
50:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we actually really do need to.
50:41
SPEAKER_00: I've got the baby.
50:48
SPEAKER_01: Harry Potter?
50:49
SPEAKER_01: Why do we have the same handwriting?
50:50
SPEAKER_01: I know.
50:51
SPEAKER_01: Actually, I thought something has happened.
50:53
SPEAKER_01: We've noted this before where it's like, what's going on?
50:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we are not good handwriting.
50:57
SPEAKER_00: No, but it is specifically like the same.
51:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:01
SPEAKER_00: Something's good.
51:02
SPEAKER_00: We're morphing into each other.
51:03
SPEAKER_00: Harry Potter?
51:03
SPEAKER_00: Why?
51:04
SPEAKER_00: Why Harry Potter?
51:04
SPEAKER_00: I told you I have the feminine urge to watch Harry Potter.
51:07
SPEAKER_01: Feminine urge to watch Harry Potter.
51:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:09
SPEAKER_00: But through the lens of like JK being like an idiot.
51:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let me say this.
51:12
SPEAKER_01: I have always felt from jump the visual world of the live-action Harry Potter movies has never matched my perception of them.
51:22
SPEAKER_01: I've always been disappointed.
51:23
SPEAKER_01: You did a good job.
51:23
SPEAKER_01: Always been disappointed.
51:25
SPEAKER_00: I think it's so cringe and so dumb, and like, but I'll give her world building.
51:31
SPEAKER_00: She can build a world, sure.
51:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean and I think I don't know.
51:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm always like impressed by like the Brits, like UK doing it up like with class.
51:38
SPEAKER_00: Like it feels like classy to me and like the choices that they sort of made based on like CGI at the time.
51:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
51:45
SPEAKER_00: And the design.
51:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm fine with it.
51:47
SPEAKER_00: I think it suffers from having like a different director almost every film.
51:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: So that's a little weird.
51:52
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I popped up.
51:56
SPEAKER_00: Started with six seven part one and seven part two.
51:59
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
51:59
SPEAKER_01: You started, you've watched, you're watching them?
52:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:02
SPEAKER_01: You're you haven't listened to Brat, but you're watching Harry Potter.
52:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I had the feminine urge.
52:07
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean though?
52:08
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes you want to just pop check in.
52:09
SPEAKER_00: And I I chose the later ones because I was uh I was like, I want the most va modern version of Harry Potter.
52:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:15
SPEAKER_00: Just to see where we left off.
52:16
SPEAKER_01: You don't need to see puberty.
52:18
SPEAKER_01: It's like, let's get like and I just yeah.
52:20
SPEAKER_00: It's so stupid.
52:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:23
SPEAKER_00: It's like she goes crazy for with the names.
52:25
SPEAKER_00: They're so embarrassing.
52:26
SPEAKER_00: It's like Grinalda Griswold.
52:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:28
SPEAKER_00: Everyone's name is like the same and so kooky spooky.
52:33
SPEAKER_00: But then like Dumbledore's sister is named Ariana.
52:37
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, what?
52:39
SPEAKER_00: Why does Dumbledore have a fucking sister?
52:41
SPEAKER_00: It's like we don't need this.
52:43
SPEAKER_00: It's it is the gayest thing of all time.
52:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:45
SPEAKER_00: Pejorative.
52:46
SPEAKER_00: Truly.
52:47
SPEAKER_00: It's just so funny.
52:48
SPEAKER_00: Like Ariana?
52:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
52:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: And she also has a high pony.
52:53
SPEAKER_00: It's so stupid.
52:54
SPEAKER_00: Like I was dying when they're like, they just think it's it's melodrama, obviously.
53:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:01
SPEAKER_00: But it's just crazy to see like people pretend to care about like Ariana.
53:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:06
SPEAKER_01: Ariana?
53:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:08
SPEAKER_00: She's there.
53:09
SPEAKER_00: Are you sure it's Ariana?
53:11
SPEAKER_00: I watched it last night.
53:12
SPEAKER_00: You sure it's not like Ariadne?
53:13
SPEAKER_00: No, you'd think that, but she was just like, um, Ariana.
53:16
SPEAKER_01: Let's go with that.
53:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:18
SPEAKER_01: And there's a whole world there behind her life, style, choices.
53:24
SPEAKER_00: And you know.
53:27
SPEAKER_00: She who must not be named.
53:29
SPEAKER_00: JK.
53:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:30
SPEAKER_00: That is, yeah, exactly.
53:32
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
53:34
SPEAKER_00: She's an idiot.
53:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, what a dumb.
53:36
SPEAKER_00: But whatever.
53:38
SPEAKER_00: Ralph Fines is doing the most.
53:41
SPEAKER_00: The most.
53:41
SPEAKER_00: He and and I don't like they really did him dirty, actually, with the character design because he's not scary looking.
53:48
SPEAKER_00: He's really not.
53:48
SPEAKER_00: He's like not.
53:50
SPEAKER_00: You don't think the chop nose is a chop for me.
53:53
SPEAKER_00: I love that he was barefoot the whole time.
53:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's cool.
53:56
SPEAKER_00: But he's doing the most, and it's still like, you're not that scary of a villain.
54:01
SPEAKER_00: It's it's yeah, I think the little nose is like a little bit.
54:04
SPEAKER_00: Franklin the turtle.
54:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:06
SPEAKER_00: Like it's it's not it's a mistake.
54:08
SPEAKER_00: I think they did him like nerdy.
54:09
SPEAKER_00: And I think that's also why he's like, how I think he's giving like an Oscar award.
54:13
SPEAKER_00: Like he's really pouring himself into it because he like caught a glimpse of like what they decided on.
54:17
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I look like a fucking turtle.
54:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:19
SPEAKER_00: Who's lost his shell and vulnerable and needs a bottle?
54:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he bottled a turtle once.
54:26
SPEAKER_00: But he really is doing the most.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: He really is.
54:29
SPEAKER_01: And I the I've I've said on the pod before that Emperor Palpatine is my favorite character in Star Wars.
54:33
SPEAKER_01: Voldemort's the favorite character in fucking Harry Potter.
54:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:36
SPEAKER_01: It's like, at least he's doing something, you know.
54:39
SPEAKER_01: Do you like Harry?
54:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:41
SPEAKER_01: You do?
54:42
SPEAKER_01: Me?
54:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:43
SPEAKER_01: Does anyone like who's whose care whose favorite character is Harry Potter?
54:48
SPEAKER_01: It's all awful.
54:49
SPEAKER_01: It's all awful.
54:50
SPEAKER_01: It's the same story five times in a row.
54:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're the only like when the books were around, we were like, edit it, actually.
54:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:56
SPEAKER_00: We were like, maybe make it just five.
54:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, there's only and everyone's like, what?
55:01
SPEAKER_01: It's like this mystery can only be solved during the school year.
55:04
SPEAKER_01: And it always times out that we get Christmas break.
55:07
SPEAKER_01: Every time, and Ron Galls are a little bit more than a little bit.
55:09
SPEAKER_00: In the seventh film part two, things are bad, and like Snape has a smoky eye.
55:16
SPEAKER_00: Um but why it's like, why are the people at the school?
55:19
SPEAKER_00: Like, why are they still at school?
55:20
SPEAKER_00: Like if the world is crumbling and it's over, it's like, why are you all still back here pretending to go to final class?
55:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, that was why the seventh book and and the seventh, eighth movies were actually somewhat more enjoyable because it broke the rules.
55:35
SPEAKER_01: It was like we're not gonna be in fucking botany class for the ninth time.
55:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like we're gonna be doing something like that.
55:40
SPEAKER_01: That's what I started there.
55:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because it's a smart choice, yeah.
55:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:43
SPEAKER_01: If you're gonna watch Harry Potter.
55:45
SPEAKER_01: If you're gonna have the urge.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: Who's the worst actor in the Harry Potter universe?
55:51
SPEAKER_01: Who do you think?
55:53
SPEAKER_01: Emma.
55:53
SPEAKER_01: She's awful.
55:55
SPEAKER_00: It's ghastly.
55:57
SPEAKER_00: Like her acting is literally ghastly.
56:02
SPEAKER_00: It's so bad.
56:03
SPEAKER_00: It's offensive.
56:04
SPEAKER_00: I see why she became a feminist and dropped out of the biz.
56:06
SPEAKER_00: Because like she's that's all she had.
56:08
SPEAKER_00: She's like, you know what?
56:09
SPEAKER_00: I I need to find a different platform because dear God, Jesus.
56:13
SPEAKER_00: It's so bad.
56:15
SPEAKER_00: It's the same expression.
56:16
SPEAKER_00: It's me, it's my Botox eyebrows that go like this permanently now.
56:20
SPEAKER_00: It's horrible.
56:21
SPEAKER_00: It's lip biting.
56:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:22
SPEAKER_00: You know who's like randomly the best one, Ron?
56:25
SPEAKER_00: He's pretty good.
56:26
SPEAKER_00: He's good.
56:27
SPEAKER_00: He actually could go on and have a career.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: But he didn't kind of though.
56:29
SPEAKER_00: Because he's like, why would I ever need anything else more than these funds?
56:33
SPEAKER_01: They made him fat in the flash forward at the very end.
56:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, tastefully, like a little punch.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: They had to reshoot that, you know.
56:40
SPEAKER_00: Why?
56:40
SPEAKER_00: They were too heavy-handed the first time.
56:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, they were.
56:42
SPEAKER_00: Which I'm like, release the phone.
56:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:45
SPEAKER_00: Because like I would love to see it.
56:46
SPEAKER_00: And now I think they went too subtle.
56:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:48
SPEAKER_00: It was like, come on.
56:50
SPEAKER_00: They give like Ginny like a mom blowout and like a leather jacket.
56:53
SPEAKER_01: Like a little like Ginny's not a very good actor either, though.
56:56
SPEAKER_01: No.
56:56
SPEAKER_01: That was like uh recast her, please.
56:59
SPEAKER_01: Actually, uh Cho Chang.
57:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:03
SPEAKER_00: Again, with the names.
57:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Cho Chang.
57:05
SPEAKER_01: Uh Jesus Christ.
57:06
SPEAKER_00: She's not really in 67172, but she does have a line in 7-2 about like, or even Claw's crown.
57:13
SPEAKER_00: That's like a horcotz.
57:15
SPEAKER_00: She delivers the worst acting of all time to like Luna Lovegun.
57:21
SPEAKER_02: This is embarrassing.
57:24
SPEAKER_00: She's like, she says something about the crown.
57:26
SPEAKER_00: She's like, yeah, but no one has seen that.
57:28
SPEAKER_00: No one alive has seen that in centuries.
57:33
SPEAKER_00: Like, it's just so um what's the word?
57:37
SPEAKER_01: Wooden.
57:39
SPEAKER_00: No, but what is the word when like it's like context?
57:43
SPEAKER_01: Exposition.
57:43
SPEAKER_01: Exposition.
57:44
SPEAKER_01: It's expository.
57:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
57:46
SPEAKER_00: It's so expository the way she says it.
57:48
SPEAKER_00: And it's like out of nowhere.
57:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh, brutal.
57:51
SPEAKER_01: I I always, always, always hated the uh Mrs.
57:56
SPEAKER_01: Weasley.
57:57
SPEAKER_01: She was like not my She was fine for me.
57:59
SPEAKER_00: No, she was way too Mrs.
58:01
SPEAKER_01: Fox?
58:02
SPEAKER_01: I like Mr.
58:03
SPEAKER_01: Weasley.
58:03
SPEAKER_01: He was like kind of like dopey and silly, but like Mrs.
58:06
SPEAKER_01: Weasley, they she was always like a little too posh.
58:08
SPEAKER_01: I was in my mind, she was like, Oh, oh, oh, go, get over here.
58:12
SPEAKER_01: Like, should have been like like ugly and fat and like ruddy and like she was like Weasley.
58:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, I didn't actually she dropped a couple LBs over the course of the franchise.
58:22
SPEAKER_01: And then it's like we're like we needed like a like a you know a bruiser, you know?
58:25
SPEAKER_01: I wanted to.
58:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you wanted Tracy Le Marquand.
58:28
unknown: Who?
58:30
SPEAKER_00: From Dude Hustler.
58:31
SPEAKER_00: It's like Tweety.
58:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
58:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
58:34
SPEAKER_00: I don't think Tracy Le Marquand is gonna.
58:36
SPEAKER_00: I didn't need that flashback.
58:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:38
SPEAKER_00: Find this.
58:39
SPEAKER_00: And if you are Tracy, Tweety.
58:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
58:42
SPEAKER_01: I needed somebody a little less uh brute, a little rougher on the little less upper crust, a little more uh making stew kind of vibes.
58:50
SPEAKER_00: I got the making stew vibes early on, but again, she kept like losing, losing, losing because she was like, I'm famous.
58:57
SPEAKER_00: And I share she didn't need to be slim, she needs to be heavy, yeah, heavier.
59:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:02
SPEAKER_00: Which reminds me not to go back to Hocus Pocus, but like I'll never forgive Kathy and Jimmy for not donning a little bit of a fat suit for like the sequel.
59:10
SPEAKER_00: The sequel's awful and we can't even talk about it, but like can you come back a little?
59:14
SPEAKER_00: Like you you lost weight.
59:16
SPEAKER_00: Can you she in the afterlife?
59:17
SPEAKER_00: She she she shredded and shedded.
59:19
SPEAKER_00: Blame.
59:20
SPEAKER_00: If I was that actress, I'd be like, load me up with like the silicone suit.
59:24
SPEAKER_00: Lastly, they abused the smoke filter, the smoke effect.
59:28
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's always like, I really like it.
59:30
SPEAKER_01: And I didn't I didn't like that choice either.
59:34
SPEAKER_01: I was like, that's not how they wrote it.
59:35
SPEAKER_01: That's not how they wrote it in the book.
59:36
SPEAKER_01: They use it for everything.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: It's like a Dementor's like, yeah.
59:41
SPEAKER_00: Enough.
59:42
SPEAKER_00: Enough.
59:42
SPEAKER_00: Back to the bowl.
59:43
SPEAKER_00: Back to the bowl.
59:44
SPEAKER_00: Back to the bowl.
59:44
SPEAKER_00: Is it me pulling it?
59:45
SPEAKER_00: It's you, yeah, because I pulled Harry Potter.
59:46
SPEAKER_00: Why can't I remember anything?
59:50
SPEAKER_00: Angus car in my handwriting.
59:52
SPEAKER_00: Written by you.
59:54
SPEAKER_00: I lost my car.
59:58
SPEAKER_00: My life I went from having a Mercedes that I hated to now leasing a car.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_00: Got even losery.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: But it at least means you get a new car every three years or something, doesn't it?
1:00:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my car.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I went back home and my mom saw how it looked and was like, this is a piece of shit.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_00: I had been complaining about it forever.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_00: And she got caught a glimpse of it.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_00: She's vain and was like, this, that seeing it made her realize it's been, you know, it's a piece of garb.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_00: So in general, like I put too much money into it to an old car.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_00: So it was like just costing me and my parents.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_00: So before the car broke down, we already got a lease going.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_00: It's a Mazda coming soon.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_00: Not cool.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_00: I know everyone on the pod liked the Mercedes for Gina.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_00: Wait, though, that my Rhode Island friend, Caramia Ferraria, love you, friend of the pod, was like, is Gina the car?
1:00:56
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I'm Gina.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_00: But I love like someone just being like, now is Gina the car?
1:01:02
SPEAKER_00: What could that mean?
1:01:03
SPEAKER_00: How could what could that possibly mean?
1:01:06
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, because sometimes I talk in third person, or I'm like Gina hits, you know what I mean?
1:01:09
SPEAKER_00: Like we talk about Gina a lot.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_00: In like a as like a but I'm sad.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm just imagining like she didn't know that you had a podcast, or you didn't know that.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_01: She's a fan of the podcast.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_01: But how does she think that Gina was a car?
1:01:23
SPEAKER_01: You've been in the car the whole time, compact.
1:01:26
unknown: It's Gina the car.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_00: Gina the car.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_00: It's like Carol.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_00: Mia, Verona Mia.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_00: Hey, no, I'm Gina.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_00: Um.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_00: But Gina should have been.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm naming my car Gina.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_00: The new one.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_00: It's a Mazda.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
1:01:42
unknown: Yeah.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_00: I don't believe in leases, but what do you gotta do?
1:01:45
SPEAKER_00: You gotta you can't live above your means.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_00: Even me leasing a car is living above my means.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_00: You can't live above your means, but you can finance your Botox, as I do.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_01: Amateur Botox?
1:01:56
SPEAKER_01: Finance.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh, finance your Botox.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_00: It's a Mazda coming soon.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_00: The color is ceramic.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm so scared to find out what that means.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_00: I know because everyone keeps saying it's like silvery, and I don't like that.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I would love like a warm gray.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_00: That sounds fun.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_00: When I hear ceramic, I think of like Kim K's like chapel, empty chapel of the house.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_00: Like that kind of like putty.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_00: See, that scares me though.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_00: I would rather have that than like silver.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_00: When I but may maybe because it just annoys me that the color like definition, like description is wrong.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_00: Because like ceramic shouldn't be silvery.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_00: Ceramic's like warm.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_01: Ceramic should be like tan.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_00: So we will find out.
1:02:33
unknown: Jesus.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_00: Who fucking knows?
1:02:34
SPEAKER_00: But the rims are black.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_00: That's kind of cute.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_01: Black rims?
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: Weird.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_00: Is it like an SUV?
1:02:39
SPEAKER_00: SUV?
1:02:40
SPEAKER_00: It's like a fake SVC.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_00: I hate it.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm a loser.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_00: See you in it.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_00: But so I was leaving the dealership, literally, about to pick.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_00: This was Wednesday.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_00: I had to pick up my car on Friday.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, wow, this car, you know, it does go almost 200 miles an hour.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_00: Like, let me give it a little like zip zip.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_00: One last hurrah on the highway.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_00: Floored it, and the speedometer was like going the wrong way.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_00: So I broke my car, which was supposed to be traded in.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_00: Like hours before the trade-in.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_00: Hours before the trade-in.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_00: Like I broke it fully.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_00: So on one hand, I was feeling guilty because like my parents are helping me out, and I'm like, oh what the fuck?
1:03:16
SPEAKER_00: Like I could have kept driving this.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_00: But then on the other hand, I'm like, it did just actually combust.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_00: This must be a sign.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_00: So the least had to happen.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_00: But it didn't get traded in.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_01: Excited for this new chapter in your vehicular life.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_01: Vehicular?
1:03:33
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_01: Vehicular manslaughter, honey.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_01: You're charged.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: You look drier than a bone.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_01: You look as wet as my bone.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_01: Your dog dick?
1:03:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, Katy Perry.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_01: Katy Perry.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_01: That's a good one.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_01: What?
1:03:55
SPEAKER_01: She's the worst.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_01: She is.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_01: I and it's like what's so funny to see where she's at now and think like, how did she make it the first time?
1:04:04
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
1:04:04
SPEAKER_01: Like, Teenage Dream is overrated to me.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_00: I know people like gag and live, and it is good, but I'm like, it's not like it's not my opus.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, I it's not the most incredible musical collection of all time, but it was incredibly successful.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_01: She had five number one hits or something at one on one album.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_01: Which is wild.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_01: Like, and you couldn't get away from her for years and years and years and years.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_01: And then she just consistently tanked and tanked and tanked.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_01: I just don't but like how did she do that?
1:04:35
SPEAKER_01: She's trying hard.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_00: She's tryhard and she's cringe, and she like was trying to be funny for so long.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_01: And but it's just that, like, it's she met the moment at the right time of like humor was at this dumb place and spectacle was at this dumb place, and she was able to like be campy and feminine in a way that people thought was funny, and then that just moved past that.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_00: She like thought people thought she was funny, so it was like that's never good.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she really fucking blew it, and this comeback fucking sucks.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_00: It sounds one, she's working with Dr.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_00: Luke, yeah.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_00: Like Bizarre Choice and the songs about like female empowerment, yeah, yeah.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_00: So, like, what does that fucking mean?
1:05:17
SPEAKER_00: And then it also just sounds like it's from 2010, yeah.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_00: She still is acting like an idiot child, and it's like I think you fans want to see you grow and change.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_00: Like, stop like unicycling on a giant peppermint.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
1:05:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_00: So stupid.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_00: And this one, it's like it's commentary on like I mean, she says that.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_00: She says that.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_01: It's like But it's like uh it depicts the the the video depicts like Well, it's there's like a Rosie the Riveter kind of vibe at the beginning, and then she gets crushed by that anvil and turns into like robot.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_00: But then it's from the after like getting crushed by the like Looney Tunes weight.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_00: Is that called Anvil?
1:06:01
SPEAKER_00: How do you know that?
1:06:02
SPEAKER_00: Because it's an Anvil.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_00: I never knew that.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_00: But then it's like her modern interpretation of like a superwoman, and it's like she's in bionic pants.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_00: And like Anozempic.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_00: It's like cool.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_00: And putting gas in her butt.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_00: That is really annoying.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_00: She didn't deserve that level of camp.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_00: She really didn't.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_00: She thinks she does.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_00: But it's like, no, you can't just shove a fucking gas thing in your butt cheek and have it realistically like poop in.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_00: No, you don't get to do that.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_00: Very few people.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_00: You don't get to poop in, Katie.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_00: You don't get to poop in.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_00: Very few people do get to poop in like that.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, it's a no.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_00: And then I told you the worst part of that whole fucking video for me is the like wall of glass that she walked through in her biographic.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_01: You sent this to me.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_01: You're like, this is so stupid.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, oh yeah.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh it's also referencing this like Mugler campaign where people are crashing through stuff, and you're like, but look at it again.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_00: It's just it's a suburban house.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_00: It's not even doors.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_00: It's not.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_00: They needed to lazily plop a little handle.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_00: Just a suggestion.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_00: Suggest that it's a door.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_00: And that would be the laziest choice you could make because it still would be like, why is the door so wide and big and like seamless?
1:07:11
SPEAKER_00: Just like a shard of glass on a traditional home.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_00: CGI at a handle.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_00: Make it make sense.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_00: Or don't.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_00: If you want to walk through glass, walk through glass.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_00: Don't shoe on it into like a suburban house.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_00: Like because it's this like transition and you're in a house and it's like you're in a neighborhood.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't need to make sense.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_00: It's a music video.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_00: If you want to fly through panels of glass, do it.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_00: You can, girl.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_00: You can.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_00: You don't need to have it like house in a house.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_00: That really makes me angry.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_00: Post a picture of that.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_00: Editor.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_01: She's um, I can only imagine the panic they're in trying to figure out what they're gonna do.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, she really flopped hard because when it got out that Dr.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_00: Luke did the song, it already was doomed.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, it dropped off the charts quicker than like anything's ever.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, she's probably uh having a little stress diarrhea.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_01: She's not like the billboard freezing negative 400.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_00: She needs to go away and like really just delete her sense of humor and come back and have like a cool be kaye.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_00: Kaye?
1:08:15
SPEAKER_00: Calais?
1:08:16
SPEAKER_00: Calais.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it is Kaye.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_00: She needs to go like Jaw Stone with it or something.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_01: Remember in uh her documentary, she's like Alanis Morissette is my we know girl.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_01: So like just do that.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_00: We hear the riffs you stole from her.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, do that.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_00: It needs to go.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_00: She needs like a Joanne reset.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_00: Like that's why Gaga's smart enough to come back after like the Tony Bennett flop where people were talking during her awesome performances.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_00: Because she like stepped away, came back with a country album that she like believed in and was just doing stuff for her.
1:08:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:46
SPEAKER_00: Not for not like what people were expecting or wanting.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_00: That's what she needs to do as an artist.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_00: Katie, call me.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_00: I don't pick up.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_00: You're like, not at yeah.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_00: We're like, like, it's Katie Perry.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_00: That's like so sad.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_00: But it's like basically how like floppy she is.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, truly.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_01: And she's overdone it with the Ozepic, too.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's guzzling.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_01: Her ass is guzzling gas, and she's guzzling Ozepic.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_00: No one's overdoing it more than Christina.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_00: And we said it before that she's guzzling, but now it's like drip stand, full-time she's IV plugged.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's got a colostomy bag of O's.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_00: It's ugly.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_00: If you go too far, it's ugly.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_00: That's the thing.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_00: It's like, if I was to try that, well, how do you stop?
1:09:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, don't you stay on it and then you shrink away and it gets ugly.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_01: You you're you're rolling the dice because it's like, okay, so 10 years ago she probably started getting uh tons of filler, and then and then she was and then she was like, Oh, now I'm gonna read now I'm gonna get like a half facelift, I'm gonna do my lips, and I'm gonna get new teeth.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_01: And now, and then they invented Ozempic.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: So it's like you've got all this extra stuff you gotta figure out.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_01: Your body's too skinny, your head's too big, your teeth are too wide, your your skin's all messed up.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_01: Because like you inflated and deflated and inflated and deflated.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_01: It's just like you're really she inflated air.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_01: You're laughing in the face of God when you when you go when you take this much Ozempic.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_00: I want Ozempic.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just a couple pricks.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't work like that, but for me it does.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay, pull.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_00: Uncut cock at the Olympics.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_00: Did you write that?
1:10:17
SPEAKER_01: No, I did.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_00: How do you see it?
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, no, you don't see it, but I realized as I was watching, because we when I was visiting my parents, we were watching uh rugby, which is like it was Australian rugby versus like Brazil or something.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_01: It was like the hottest possible men on earth.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_01: And I just was like, all these guys are probably uncut.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_01: And that made it that much more fun.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, almost everybody here is probably uncut.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_01: People in the stands are uncut.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_01: I just was thinking about it.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, literally, people in the stands are uncut.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_01: Couldn't stop thinking about uncut.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_01: If you're a rugby fan, you're on you're uncut.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_00: 100%.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_00: I love a rugby body because they like chubby boys.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_00: They're big.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_00: They're big.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_00: They're big.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's so hard to find my type in nature.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_00: Looking for a handsome man who's fit but has a belly for no reason.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_00: It's like, what the what's in here?
1:11:03
SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's a rugby player.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_00: They're they're big.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_00: Big boys.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_00: Big uncut boys.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_00: We love.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_00: My sister didn't circumcise Angelo.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_00: Not to talk about my nephew's penis on the pod.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_00: Right, yeah.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_00: But he's gay.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_00: So he's gay to be.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she made the choice, which was kind of cool.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, that the fact that he is uncut will only mean he is gay.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_01: It's like it's everything's adding up somehow.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_01: His power level is too high.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_00: His power level is too high.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I'm gonna be jealous of him.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm already out.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's gonna look exactly like you, but successful.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_01: And like taller, cooler.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_01: And his family will love him.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:36
unknown: Yeah.
1:11:37
unknown: Yeah.
1:11:37
unknown: Yeah.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_00: But I was like, okay, go off.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_00: I was like, he'll thank me later.
1:11:40
SPEAKER_00: You can't wait until he does literally thank me later because they were gonna do it.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, really, guys, no.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_00: It's it's really outdated.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_00: And everyone I know wishes they had their foreskin.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_01: But it's like it all it always boils down to, well, that's what my dad had.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_01: So that's what my that's what my son has.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_01: That's what I have, so that's what my kids gonna have.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_01: So it's like just it's like there's so you're just doing this nonsensical tradition based off of like penis look, not even like not you're not even making the health claim anymore.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_01: It's just like you're saying, like, you're weirded out by foreskin.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_00: Like that's like what Mike was saying.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_00: And then Rebecca was like, who cares?
1:12:13
SPEAKER_00: And the nurse also was like, I don't think I'm I don't think his dick needs to look like his dad.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_00: It's like why do you fucking care?
1:12:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for yeah, it's like, and also like their firstborn, it didn't go well, it was like unsuccessful.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_00: So he's basically not circumcised.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, all right, you already had a bad experience with it, and it's like bizarre.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_00: It's like, why are we out the gate operating on genitals?
1:12:33
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't make sense.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_00: So go off to each their own honor pee, but he'll he'll be thanking me later.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_01: I wish I was uncut.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_01: We all do we all do, yeah.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_00: They took it without asking.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_00: I've been like and they took it all.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_00: Really, it's a tight one.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_00: Being lazy.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_01: Just a quickie one.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_01: I just feel like I've been really into doing nothing lately.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_00: I think it's healthy for you.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_01: I have had a crazy year and I need to take some time off.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_01: And there's only so much I can do, period.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_00: So I love it.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_00: I'm into it.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_00: I've really been.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_00: But also, I've been telling you you've been fun.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_00: It's so fun when you're fun.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_00: But then I'm also like, does that I can't tell if that's good if you're in a good place or a bad place.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
1:13:18
SPEAKER_01: Question.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_01: But you're fun.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_01: That's fun for me.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_01: That's all that matters.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm definitely less stressed, but uh I'm trying to I want to balance.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_01: I need balance too.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_01: Not waffle level, but I want to But you need a waffle.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_01: I do need a waffle.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_00: You do need a waffle.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_01: Waffle, waffle.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_00: You have fun.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_00: I love when you're in a party lazy mode.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_00: I think I bit your back the other night or kissed your back.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_00: You told me that.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_00: So I could have I kissed your back.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_00: I liked it.
1:13:43
SPEAKER_00: But you know, when you get like drunky, like everyone gets body, body, body, and something grazes you, but you kiss it accidentally.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_00: It was an accident.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_00: I I kiss your back.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_00: Why is why was my back near your face?
1:13:52
SPEAKER_00: Your back side was in everyone's face, sweetie.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_00: You were wagging that thing around town.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_00: You're like, I'm in my top.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_00: I'd like to be a slut sometimes.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_01: I never get to arch my back and put my butt up in the air.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's demanding my your front.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_00: Being horny in the summer.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_01: I I feel like the weather like literally makes my hormones like go insane.
1:14:19
SPEAKER_01: It's like my body cooks and then like my testosterone like boils.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_01: Like that's like what has been happening to me lately.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_01: I've just been like yeah, can't stop.
1:14:27
SPEAKER_00: Um can't stop all something.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_00: That's so fun.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_01: I go with things.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_00: No, I've been like a celibate nun.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_00: Not to say I haven't been horny, because I have been horny.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_01: You've been saying celibate nun for a while for a while now.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think what's wrong?
1:14:37
SPEAKER_01: It's time for your brat summer to begin.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_00: I need to be a slut.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm certainly horny.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm just like not into people.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_00: Or I just was so I used that.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_00: Like a lot of my validation came through like getting having sex with people or like through other people dating or that what other people like thought about me.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_00: But I've moved on from that in a healthy way, so it's time.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:14:59
SPEAKER_01: You had some like annoying experiences to that, like weren't ideal.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_01: So weren't ideal.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_01: Like it definitely like impacts your buttons and now I am horny again, which is good.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_00: That's good.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_00: And my balls got bigger.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh, told me that.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the doctors confirmed.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I don't need those to actually get bigger.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_01: That's the egg.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the egg in my hands.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Oh, maybe that's why your tuck was so big that one time.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_01: Maybe they got bigger.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, maybe it's even bigger since because I have a viricless veins in my balls that you can't really see, but you can feel.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_00: And so sometimes if it attacks the ball, the ball shrinks.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_00: So they check it.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_00: But instead, yours are thriving.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_00: Mine are thriving under attack.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_00: So he checked it to make sure they didn't get smaller, but he's like, they actually got bigger.
1:15:42
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, okay, cool.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_00: Cool.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_00: That could be fun for most people, but not when you already like have a punching bag down there.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, what what what are they like when I'm 40?
1:15:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, where do we go from here?
1:15:56
SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm kind of like stressing.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_00: But whatever.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_00: Let them be meaty.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_00: Let it be a meaty tuck.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_00: But getting a sonogram on your nutsack, wow.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_00: It's our sonogram summer.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_00: It's a sonogram summer.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_00: I literally felt like my doctor was slowly licking them.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_00: That jelly is fucking jelly.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_01: That is like they give you like paper towels to like wipe your own sack off with afterwards.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:21
SPEAKER_01: It was like, why is this not coming off?
1:16:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_01: And they're like, why are you getting really hard?
1:16:26
SPEAKER_01: Did they sonogram my balls too?
1:16:28
SPEAKER_01: I think they might have.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_01: Really?
1:16:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_01: When?
1:16:29
SPEAKER_00: Because you were peeing in coming blood?
1:16:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_01: And they sonogram my my they wanded my butt, remember?
1:16:35
SPEAKER_01: I told you that.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they did.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I wasn't ready for this.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_01: They're like, woo!
1:16:40
SPEAKER_00: Girl.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_00: Prepare yourself.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_01: Uh when you stay ready, you don't gotta get ready.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_01: You want to wand your butt.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_01: But I wasn't ready and I and I will never be.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_01: So it was And the wand will never be ready again either.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_00: And to retire that one.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_00: They were like, this just maybe toss this one.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, the bowl's empty.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, uh, that was our first summer vacay ep.
1:17:02
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1:17:05
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1:17:44
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1:17:47
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1:17:48
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1:17:51
SPEAKER_01: Um yeah.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_01: It was nice seeing you.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_00: So nice seeing you too.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_00: It's good to be back in the stud, back on the couch.
1:17:57
SPEAKER_00: Miss this this bitch.
1:17:58
SPEAKER_00: Goodbye forever.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_00: This is all this is the last time you see me.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm quitting.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_00: New York.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_00: This couch has wheels, don't worry.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_00: With couch can travel.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_00: And on that note.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_00: On that note, bye.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_00: Should I hit the horn?
1:18:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_00: A tiny one?
1:18:11
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_01: See you next Tuesday or see you next next Tuesday.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_01: We'll we'll figure that out.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_01: Bye.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_02: Bye.