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#164 After 2 Beers: Sports Movie Showdown, Unexpected Bug Facts, and Late Night Dining Dilemmas · After 2 Beers

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler, that's me and Michael the Puddin' Summers.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on.
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  Speaker 1: We are bringing you another fun-filled episode of After Two Beers.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight, we're going to discuss who is the better presidential candidate, kamala or Donald.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're not.
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  Speaker 1: And God, is he real or not?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, tonight we've got coming up, we've got our Mount Rushmore.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight is a sports film.
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  Speaker 1: Tough one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really was.
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  Speaker 1: And if you are watching us live, by all means please contribute.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, we'd love some suggestions on potential mount rushmore categories.
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  Speaker 1: I want to do cuss words.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I do, that'd be our next one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's, uh, that's just bound to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but tonight sports movies.
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  Speaker 1: And again, we'd love to hear your opinions, what ones we got wrong, what ones we forgot.
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  Speaker 1: And I think we should do like a Mount Rushmore of shitty sports movies too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, there's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of categories you can get into Angels in the Outfield.
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  Speaker 1: That is a stinker man.
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  Speaker 3: Air Bud Right.
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  Speaker 1: Any air, air bud, air right, any air oh yeah, redo of space jam we've got uh giblets tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Am I the asshole?
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  Speaker 1: And, um, you know, we we I jokingly mentioned the presidential election we do have uh elections coming up this fall and uh, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: We're all human, we all make mistakes, but one candidate has done something that, uh, he wants you to just forgive him for.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and um, we'll talk about that coming up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I guess that's enough of that old stuff, let's jump right into it.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to do a little spin here to see who starts, who's doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Kimmy, kimmy You're up first.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, giblets, it is All right, giblets it is Give us no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: These are our Mount Rushmores.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, our Mount Rushmores.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing that first.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: So give us your thought process.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I got to my big list out here because I had to narrow it down from 150.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, these are the people you've had sex with.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, shut up.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the back to his front is that college rule you're allowed to put spaces between the names.
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  Speaker 2: All right, uh, but no, seriously, go ahead so this one was really difficult, yeah, but I kind of narrowed it down to.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like we talked before, where it's like, these are the ones that, if it's on, I'm not flipping any more channels.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if I'm halfway through, and sometimes, if it's like I'm halfway through, I'm like you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it on a streaming service I'm going to restart it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I need to do that Tin Cup.
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  Speaker 1: I need to do that 10 cup.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: That is one of mine.
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  Speaker 2: I love 10 cup.
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  Speaker 2: When he's trying to get over that water, I can identify with that oh he's got her waggling.
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  Speaker 2: Another ball.
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  Speaker 2: Drop it, just go for it.
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  Speaker 2: Just go for it that one, and Remember the Titans.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, it's more than just about sports, Gosh.
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  Speaker 2: It just hits home with all kinds of different things.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: I love.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the Titans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got my golf, I've got my football, I'm going to do basketball.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be above the rim.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, nice yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And, honestly, the biggest portion of it is because of the music.
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  Speaker 1: I loved that soundtrack.
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  Speaker 2: I still have the CD soundtrack of Above the Rim.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, I think it's on my Apple Music.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh, yeah, yep, above the Rim is going to be my basketball one I'd like to go to with hoosiers, but oh man, that's tough it's, it's difficult, but sometimes hoosiers is a little boring for me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm said it, I said it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, um.
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  Speaker 2: And then as far as baseball gosh there's so many of them, but as far as the one where I just stopped in my tracks and watch it, yeah, a League of their Own.
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  Speaker 3: Oh nice, I mean it's yeah, I'm a girl.
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  Speaker 2: All right, those are good ones, but no, it's got a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the Titans, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Above the Rim and A League of their Own.
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  Speaker 1: A League of their Own.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, okay, I have a lot down from 150.
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  Speaker 3: What are your four?
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  Speaker 3: My four yeah, you know me, I like the biopics, true stories, stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: So I'll start with my number four.
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  Speaker 3: But once again, you know, true stories, white men can't jump.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's my number four.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I just love the real ones.
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  Speaker 3: It just touches something right here with me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember when Rosie was on the Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Number three every time it's in the hole.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, caddyshack, caddyshack, yeah I stop every time.
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  Speaker 3: Pool in a pond.
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  Speaker 3: Pond would be good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Pond would be good for you Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: You know that could be a whole other one.
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  Speaker 3: Quotes from movies.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right right.
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  Speaker 3: Number two this is the one I've started over many times, just because I don't know what it is about this movie Moneyball.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great movie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not an athletics fan, but I've never watched it.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 3: Something about that movie.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good one, it gets to me, I like it and of course, the Irish Rudy.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's one of your like of all the sports movies.
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  Speaker 3: I will stop and watch that one every time, Not Varsity Blues, not Friday Night Lights.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know I had.
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  Speaker 3: No, not even that one on there yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they cut out a great scene of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Go through some of the like I've got mine.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to go through yours before we go through, like our alternate?
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  Speaker 1: No, because I so far you've only named one of mine.
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  Speaker 3: And like one of my first ones I almost put on there was All the Right Moves yeah, one of his very first movies.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we want to talk about Tom Cruise?
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  Speaker 2: How about Jerry Maguire?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that movie.
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  Speaker 3: I love that movie.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, eh, I'm not putting it anywhere in my top ten right now.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's on my list, all right, we'll go through.
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  Speaker 1: Let me give you my four, then we'll go through some of the alternatives.
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  Speaker 1: I also had Tin Cup.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I love that film Back in the day I didn't realize I liked Cougars so much.
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  Speaker 1: I was a big Rene Russo fan.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea.
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  Speaker 3: If.
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  Speaker 2: Bull Durham's on there, then I definitely know you like Cougars Well it's an alternative Field of Dreams is on.
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  Speaker 1: there Got to yeah, and I'm not saying these are the greatest movies of all time.
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  Speaker 1: These are the ones that I just love.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: I've seen a million times Kingpin.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, oh, I forgot about Kingpin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my alternate my favorite of the Rockies, Rocky IV, when he fights the Russian yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my four, my Field of Dreams, Tin Cup, Kingpin and Rocky IV.
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  Speaker 3: I left Rocky just because I didn't know which one to pick.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, besides the good ones, All right, let's hear some of your that didn't make the cut.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't make it, I'll start with my like Blue Chip, Blue Chips.
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  Speaker 1: I love Blue Chips.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, cool Runnings, yeah, semipro, oh yeah, draft Day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, those are the ones I just kept right there, just in case.
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  Speaker 1: Right Gibbler.
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  Speaker 2: We are Marshall, I've got Happy Gilmore.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I have to watch Happy Gilmore all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, coach Carter, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Bull Durham yeah.
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: Dodge Ball, varsity Blues.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: The Replacements.
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  Speaker 3: I the Replacements, I love the Replacements.
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  Speaker 3: That is a good one too.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: And it's.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves actually does a fantastic job of acting in it.
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  Speaker 2: It's another one of those.
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  Speaker 3: I might stop and watch it every once in a while if it's on, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Friday Night Lights, major League, the Blind Side and the Mighty Ducks.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: The Mighty Ducks yeah, they did a bunch.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: They kept going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I hate to admit it, I actually like Adam Sandler's Hustle.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I liked it, I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: It's a basketball thing, right yeah.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here's some.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: I had what you got.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, here's some.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: I had what you got.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: We talked about it offline.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: Big Lebowski, that's right.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: I think this is technically a sports movie.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: Back to School, it's with Rodney Dangerfield.
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a diver, oh yes, the triple.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: The triple indie?
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  Speaker 1: No respect, no respect, the natural Field of Dreams I mentioned Bad News Bears yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I do like the remake.
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  Speaker 1: I hate number two.
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  Speaker 1: You're a baseball guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, over the Top.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 3: I love that movie.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that one is.
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  Speaker 3: It's with.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: Sylvester Stallone.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: He's an arm wrestler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: Oh man.
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: What he's a trucker.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: He has a son with him.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Never seen it.
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  Speaker 1: What You're missing out girl.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: That's another one.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: We should do Movies we haven't seen.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Right, the Wrestler.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, you mentioned Hoosiers Basketball.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, legend of Baccar Vance oh, that was also one that I forgot to write down.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised nobody had this one, the Sandlot.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: See, I thought one of you guys would.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: So I did exactly.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: I was like that's not gonna be on there, just in case I love this movie finding forrester okay, have you seen it?
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, you haven't seen it.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: No, she hasn't seen that, I just looked at her what's it about?
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: It's a kid that plays basketball, but he's also an amazing writer.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, and uh, friday night lights you mentioned slapstick.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with the uh the goons, the three brothers yeah, I almost put that one on mine too.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: I think you said Blue Chips, yes, longest Yard, the original, yeah, the original one, the original definitely North Dallas 40.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have that one.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy Semi-Pro.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: You mentioned Teen Wolf.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a basketball movie.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that whole thing is about basketball it is.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: It is Chum is in it.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man See Days of Thunder, yes, talladega Nights.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: North Dallas 40.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Ali yeah, was a good one.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Wildcats no, I'm sure you haven't seen it, oh yeah.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: There's another Woody Harrelson movie, but the Cinderella story, and there you go.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: And then what's the other one.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, the other movie.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: What's that other movie?
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: Something Baby.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: It has that one guy in it.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Million Dollar Baby.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Warrior it's a UFC kind of film.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Ufc.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, invincible, Yep.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: Mark Wahlberg is in that.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Mighty Ducks you mentioned.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Endless Summer is a surfing movie.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Another one Vision.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Quest.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know that one.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: Is that about a high school wrestler, is it?
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're asking me, I haven't seen it.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, what's the other surfing one?
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Blue Crush, is that what it's called?
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: I don't remember there's that one.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Point Break, I don't mean break.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Lee said Rain man.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: What sport is that Betting If gambling is in the Olympics?
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of people.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I really tried to bring in like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas just because of the beginning with the bike races.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: But I was like man, that's too much of a stretch.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Space Jam you met Jerry Maguire, dodgeball the program.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: Blindside.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about that one.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Not a big fan, but people seem to enjoy it.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: This one I toyed with putting on my Mount Rushmore.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: It's Ford versus Ferrari.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, have you seen it?
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: That's a good one Nope.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great movie that is a really good movie.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, trouble with the I've seen that one that is a great one too, the Fighter.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I like that one yeah.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was very underrated in that movie.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, color of Money.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Yep, this one.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: This is where I start getting a little crazy here.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: All right, I did say the Karate Kid.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think people realize that's a sports movie until I was it is.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: I had six hours in the car today, so yeah yeah I had plenty of time.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Uh, any which way, but loose it's bare knuckle boxing.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is yeah, and I love that movie.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: So is fight club.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: I have that on here.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: I also have snatch snatch.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, another one that I I actually enjoy.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: It's called the running man.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: It's a stephen king movie.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: I know the dance, the dance the running man.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: That's our own sports, the running man yeah, it's uh where they beat you like, if you earn your way out, you're like a prisoner and they try to kill you, yeah, but you never earn your way out.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: They say you do, but you always die, but then they find like the dead bodies later.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah oh, that sounds great it's phenomenal phenomenal.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: It's Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's Arnold, like I said.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Pride of the Yankees.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: You haven't even seen it.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: It's going to happen.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes it great.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Get to the top.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Pride of the Yankees.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: There's so many great films Eight Men Out.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's another, I mean, there's another, I mean there's so many guys that it was amazing to me how many films Denzel Washington has been in oh I know right, yes.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Woody Harrelson has been in a shit ton.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: It was funny.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I would start naming them Adam Sandler.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would pick an actor and then I'm like, oh yeah, he did that movie, and this movie, kevin Costner, you know.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Draft day.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Old Durham, kevin Crotchner, crotchner, yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: I love Kevin Crotchner.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: He got a game Surviving the Game with Ice-T.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Is that the one the most dangerous game with Ice-T, where they're hunting on the island and he founds the jar with the heads in it.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we could just sit here and just have a podcast of movies.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Kim needs to see no kidding and we'll make our own list.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, he puts the starter cord down in the gas tank.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: I always tell people I'm going to add it to the list and I always forget to add a list.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Like I don't even have a list.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: You need to make a list.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: What do you watch?
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: You go home and you're like oh, I'm going to watch Gilmore Girls again.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: I did rewatch Gilmore.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Girls I watched like.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: So I'm super into the House of the Dragon, which is like yeah, and then hey, like what you like Bridgerton, I don't know.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Like seriously, I'm almost going.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Other than sports, I don't really watch cable.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or movies I normally watch streaming services.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't watch movies, though I do, but what was?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Secretariat.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: What was the one?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: with Jeff Bridges, with the horse, with the guy that was Superman or Spider, the guy that was Superman or Spider-Man?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, what was that one.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: He had the blind eye.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Seabiscuit.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Seabiscuit, that was a good one, that was a really good one.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I noticed today and I was really thinking about this.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: The only one that came even close was maybe A River Runs Through it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Why isn't there a movie about professional fishermen?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think you could have such a tongue in cheek fun movie Right With guys that are out on the boat Like just fishing all day.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: It would just be them drinking beer all day, sticking away from home.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Talking about my bait.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Casting, reeling it in.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Taking it off, tossing it back.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I want another one.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Rounders Is rounders.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good one, do you?
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: consider poker.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Have you seen rounders?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: No, of course not Love her Would you consider Grumpy Old Men.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: All right, nudge.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, grumpy Old Men and Grumpy Old Men, that's a fishing movie.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are great.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I thought about Uncle Buck, but I'm like man, I am really stretching that is good.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's, yeah, that's versioning.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Well, there was horse racing.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: There was horse racing, bowling.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: He did them all Right.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's our Mount Rushmore of sports films.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Again, let us know what you think, tell us why we're wrong.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: There's so many phenomenal sports movies out there and so many that I didn't even realize, like as I was going through it, like you always talk about the baseball ones that everybody has seen and I was like, fuck, teen Wolf's a great one.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: You don't realize.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: You're like, damn, that is a sports movie, yeah.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Anything with Jean-Claude Van Damme, more or less Blood sport yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: It has sport right in it.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Right and blood.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: I'm just waiting for the ice fishing movie.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: My gosh, oh, that's Grumpy Old man.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: That's Grumpy Old man Fargo.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, Fargo's a good one.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: It's about wood chipping.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Wood chipping Gotcha.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Gotcha.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Oh man.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Anyway, what do we want to do next week?
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: We got to come up with something.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: We need something off the wall.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: What do the people out there want to talk about?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let us know next week what you want us to do.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: All right, are we ready to jump into the giblets?
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready for the giblets.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: We'll do the giblets.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: It's me again.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: All right, let's see here I could honestly talk about these sports movies for a while I could too, that's why I'm like, yeah, my giblets are just kind of boring now.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Semi-pro is so funny to me when I'm talking about the jive turkey.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, nobody called anybody a JT?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if we want to go down that route, what about the ice skating one too?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: That movie sucked, but it was still funny.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Blades of Glory, it was still funny.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Blades of Glory, it was still funny.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Well then, you had to talk about Cutting Edge oh.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Is that the one where the guy was a hockey player and got hurt.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hurt his eye.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's old Toe pick, it still wouldn't be around.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: We're so Gen Xers, I love it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get on with these giblets All right, we're going to start off strong, All right.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: So facts for knowledge male ladybugs can spend up to four hours mating with a dead female before they realize something's not right.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Sounds about right.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: That's mainly the, that's the corner ones.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, she's dead.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, she's dead.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, no wonder she didn't make a noise.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I'm used to that.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Four hours, though Maybe that's what killed her Four hours yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: He's like man.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I heard some things about some praying men.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: If I never stop, she can't eat me.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: She can't bite my head off, oh gosh.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And what bug was it, I think I did it like a couple weeks ago, where they actually will play dead if they're not interested in the male, so that they just move on.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: What if the North American female married one.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: What if the bug is actually?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: They know it's dead and they're like, oh, there's people watching oh shit, she's dead.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's weird, whoops oh my god, I went at that for four hours and this guy watched me the whole time.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid to move.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Who knows that it was for four hours?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: the guy watching it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: The fucking pervert like, oh, he's throwing it to what job do you get?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, what do you need for that job?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I need you to watch these bugs.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: What's he doing?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: They're screwing.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You need another job, so you get.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, what do you need for that job?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I need you to watch these bugs.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: What's he doing?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: They're screwing.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: You need another job so you can pay to actually have that as a hobby.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: That ain't a real job, they're like collecting money for investigate.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: That is a hobby.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Or like scientific experiments.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Collecting money Bug sex.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Bug sex.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: That should be a punk band name.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Bug sex.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Sure is Bug sex.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Don't look around Right.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: That's an 80s British.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bug sex.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Bug sex, bug sex, all right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: All right, four hours, four hours, oh man.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Man alive.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: She was probably like.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I'd rather be dead, I know.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: He couldn't walk the next day though.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: He still thinks he's the man.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: He must have been drinking a lot of whiskey, Killed her Four hours baby.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: He drank a lot of whiskey.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I know that all of us have been in this situation, whether it was number one or two, where the closer that you get to going home, like to getting home, the worse you have to go to the bathroom.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like unbutton have to go to the bathroom.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: You're like unbuttoning walking up to the door If you make it to the door.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many people shit their pants in the driveway.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: How many shit in their driveway?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like they're walking to the house they got all the way home, and then just, I can't be the only one Like you're, like you feel it, oh yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: And you're like just go back into my stomach, Just give me one more stomach verse Please.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I think we've talked about this before.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I am a grown-ass adult.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting there cussing.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: You are a man, you do not do this.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: You do not shit your pants.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: You're a grown man.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: You are a grown man, you cannot do this you know well, I can tell you we are not the only ones.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Everybody shits their pants.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: So you know tell us another scientific right now.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Let us know, woman, last time you shit your pants.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: So scientific studies.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: So this is actually one.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: It's actually called latchkey incontinence.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: It's a phenomenon where the closer that one gets to the restroom, the more urgently one has to use the restroom.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'll go into a little more detail.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: The mere glance of an object that we relate to in an action can jumpstart the brain's process to a more urgent need to experience it all subconsciously.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: So they kind of relate this to, like when you ring a bell for the dog to go out to the bathroom okay all of a sudden they're like, yeah, now I need to go to the bathroom.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Our brains do this, our brains do this.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: So it's like a I am an underlying, I'm not gonna lie conscious thing to where we're like oh, we're close home, so all of a sudden we can let a little bit loose of our.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, the smart ass, and the older that you get, the less that you can resist.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do now.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go around and take pictures of every one of my friends' bathrooms.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Right, and like, kim and I will be out somewhere, and she's like oh, I think I got to go, I'm going to text her a pic.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Send a pic of her toilet.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, it's on.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: It's like on the South Park episode where they had the sound that caused everybody to shit their pants the brown note.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: But no, that's what they do.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: They're relating it to that.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: We're like animals, like dogs, where you hear a bell.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: That's why I don't trust farts anymore.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I got about three good ones in me, but that fourth one it's going to be iffy and if you hear me go, ooh, that's going to itch when it dies.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I got to trust the first one.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: You know, like the first one, you're like I don't know.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Then you get that next two.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: You're like okay, okay, and then that last one you're like the line that's a sports movie, that one sounded a little more moist.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Gambling with Mondays Hardball why?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a good darts movie.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, you could put Ted Lasso TV show.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking of that because I love the series Winning Time about the Lakers.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: It's a Showtime.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I actually did see that one.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: It was a really good one.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: But no, there's no darts movies.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: No, I did send Amber a skit the other day on.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Snl when they did the darts.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I'll send it to you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's the one that's sponsored by Tampax and all that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I think I've seen it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Was it the announcers?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: They're great.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: All right, so let's go to another giblet.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: What?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Do we got this one's kind of boring, but did you know that?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I had no reason to change it up now, nah.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Drinking lemonade helps keep kidney stones from forming.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: It's useful if you're prone to kidney stones.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: a kidney stone no.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: That's why I drink beer.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I passed a kidney stone at the wheel.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Oh no you didn't.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Did it go tink tink.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: The only reason I know is because the next day it hurt like hell to pee what?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: else did you do that?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: night.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, like it must've.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: What else did you do that night?
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: What else did you do that night?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Did you get to the way?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I had it coming on for a couple of days and it started in my back and it started moving around and I didn't know what the hell it was.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I was in my early twenties, yeah, and I remember my ex wife.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: She lived or worked close to where I worked and I told the people at work, I and I told the people at work I'm going to go home and lay down, I don't feel the greatest.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: And I drove to her work and I said, will you please take me to the hospital?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: That's bad.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And by the time I got to the hospital, I swear to God, I was driving across the bridge that's torn out now and I kept saying why?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: won't I pass out.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: It hurts so bad.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: When I got there, like they opened the door and I just throw up because of the pain, right yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: And then they wouldn't give me the shot.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we want to do you know, we want to make sure we'll do this.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I'm going to die.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: First time Amber had one.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: She was like that.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: We had no idea she was sitting there, fine, we were talking, and next thing, you know, she was doubled over in pain, laying on the ground, yeah, ground, yeah, everybody says that it feels like you're just essentially ripping the insides of yourself out.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Oh it's horrible and I passed the gallstone one time and same.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They took me to the the emergency room and I had to have five shots of morphine wow before the pain was under control good night oh, it was brutal.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: And I asked the guy said how often do people fake this stuff to come in here and get drugs?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: And he, he's like.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: It happens all the time.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I believe it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: He goes normally, though if we give somebody two shots, he goes.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: They're out.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: They're done.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: You know the fact that you're still complaining like a bitch.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Ooh, look at me, it hurts.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm such a pain.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: No, it sucks ass, anyway, go ahead.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, lemon.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: No, it sucks ass, anyway, go ahead.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Lemonade fixes that, huh.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Lemonade fixes it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Drink your lemonade.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: You don't want to have to go through that ever again.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's the worst I've heard of people that my brother-in-law gets a bunch and then people that have gotten them so large that they have to have surgery to break them up.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Go in there and laser a man with a tub where it's vibrating to try to break it up really yeah, I want to do that anyway put a picture of your bathroom out there I like it I like that.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I'm picturing them putting a little minor in you that, and they're chiseling away at it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's a big, robusted rock.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: We got that one.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Get the hooves ready.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: All right, good one.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: All right, this one.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I did not know that zebras fart with every stride while running away from a predator.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, smokescreen.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I mean I'm guessing that if?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: A lion was chasing me, I'd probably fart with every stride too.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I'd be shitting myself on that one.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: It's like the coolest.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Mario Kart thing ever Instead of a turtle shell, it's a deuce.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: I've been trying to see who's around me to trip them.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a turtle shell, it's a turtle head, turtle head.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Zebras, zebras.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe gassy.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: This one.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I did not know that there are currently hundreds of deceased people in the US, including baseball legend Ted Williams, whose bodies are frozen in liquid nitrogen in hopes that future technology will be able to revive them.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just his head.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just his head.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: And the shit's cracking and it's all cracked.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: His son went cheap on the cryo.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: He's like yeah, I don't have enough money for the whole body, let's just do the noggin, let me get to plan B.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna step down.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Like, what are they gonna do?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Put his head on another body?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Well, it's DNA, right?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: So I don't know.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Maybe they just pull.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I am fascinated by AI.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I'm fascinated by it and I read a story the other day.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: It freaks me out, honestly.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm telling you this shit's going to be crazy.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: They're talking now where they've already started this, where I think it was Elon Musk inserted a chip or something within someone's brain.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: That was paralyzed.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: And it allowed them to move things Really, yeah, like with their eyes.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: So they're on the computer and they can click on shit and type stuff and it's just like connectivity to the brain and they're talking about with AI that the day's coming that we're going to live a lot longer than we live.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: God, we're not going to do bullshit jobs.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Don't say that.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: It's just weird, it is weird.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, that's when we start to sound old, it's just old.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: These young kids.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I swear yeah, my day you had to get a paper porno.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: We had skewed nudie mags.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: He protected it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I like my nudie mags.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Got your mom's Victoria's Secret catalog occasionally.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And JCPenney Like let's see what's on sale in the Mrs section.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: The Mrs Give it to me.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Oh shoot.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: There's another sports movie that needs to be made.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: It's called Knuckle Babies.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Five Knuckles Shuffle.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: All right, Gibber, you got some more.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: All right, you know how much I love spiders.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Yeet Boo, I did not realize this, but spiders don't have muscles in their legs.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: They actually move using a hydraulic system powered by their blood pressure.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: God, I don't see it when they die.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Their legs curl up because the blood pressure's gone.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you know how you've seen spiders with their legs curled up.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: No, most of mine are on fire.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I'm going to spray a lighter.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: He's like it's hard to see it when the shotgun bullet hits it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Shotgun shell goes off.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's hard to see when a house is on fire.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: So if you see one that is moving real fast, he eats a lot of Taco Bell apparently.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: He's got high blood pressure, he's just stuck like this he's got legs all out.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Smokes Mac cigarettes, drinks a lot of beer.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Lives forever has kids Bad job.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: That's a poor.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: So I was already talking about the House of Dragon, which is also kind of like partial of the Game of Thrones, right, Yep?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I did not realize this that the Dune Castle, which was used in the filming of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, was also used in the filming of the Game of Thrones.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Nice, yeah, I believe it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: A lot of sets are reused, like the diner from big lebowski's been used in a shit ton of everything.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a ton of movies.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: It's on the back lot.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not the front lot, it's in the it's in the back, it's in the back, it's in the back.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: You gotta be special, yeah hey, uh, are you ready for?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Am I the asshole?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Am I the asshole I?
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: got one.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: It's.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think we've all been here before on this one.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Am I the asshole for refusing to order fast food?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Explain, okay.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: My girlfriend and I were leaving an event and we both were starving.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I suggested a local grocery store to cook some food for us at home she's gonna do the cooking he I don't know.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Let's keep going, let's keep going, we'll find out.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: That's a very important part.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: She did not like this option, so I asked her what she would like to do.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: She stated she wanted fast food.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I agreed to go along for the ride but was not going to going to order anything what a dick.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: And just find a snack at home once we got there this turned into her blaming me for her hunger because she refused to not eat the same thing as me.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I don't understand the difference between going to this fast food place together and she placing an order for herself versus us going together and me placing an order for something I do not want.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Am I the asshole?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Oh man oh how many?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: fights have started because of that oh, this has nothing to do with the food, by the way you know this right.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a case of this is a woman that probably feels bad about herself anyway right and I was reading the comments and that could was one of the things.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: You don't know how she feels right, like she's already a little weird about her weight and he's like I don't eat fast food, I eat all grain, and maybe he wanted her to do the cooking Right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: He's like I wish and that's the thing she knew.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: If she got home, she goes.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to cook.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: She did say that, oh no, I was thinking so that would be some of it too right, and then some of it's just fuck you, I ain't eating either, but I'm hungry and it also depends on how late it is.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, if a grocery store opened.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: If she's hangry enough, he's obviously an asshole.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: No, he said he'd go Right, but you don't want to be like give me two cheeseburgers.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: And he's like I'm just going to eat a salad at home.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well then, they're probably not going to make it anyway.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Probably not.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a bad relationship.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: She's like I need a big old bean burrito.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry if we're out and somebody suggests fast food.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right Sure.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to go home and cook something.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: The only argument is which one of us is paying.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't think, I don't know.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: You know, and the other thing is, you never hear the full side of this.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Right, you get that one.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no matter how thin you cut it, there's always two sides.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: There is, but yeah, I'm sure this is stemmed from something else.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: It's fighting.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Have you ever fought with somebody over fast food?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Have you ever fought with somebody over food food Making?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: The decision of where to go is probably the biggest fight.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: That's one of the worst things being an adult with kids.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: What am I going to make for dinner every?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: night.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: There needs to be a giant food court in every town.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Food courts solve so many problems for people that don't cuss.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Go over there and get yourself a burger.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: You want some bourbon chicken.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: You want some Chick-fil-A.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: You want.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Taco.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Bell.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Cookie Chick-fil-A.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: You want Taco Bell Cookie with a smiley face we're good, all right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Are they the asshole?
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is, I'm going to go with.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, just get the fast food, josh Ponder says.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I mean if that's the biggest of an asshole he is is because he doesn't want any fast food, then whatever.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I need to know more, Right?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Josh Ponder says unpopular opinion, but if you're going to Chick-fil-A, count me out.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I'm with you.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You don't like Chick-fil-A.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: No, why not?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: They soak the chicken in pickle juice.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah Well, you work at a place that does I know, and I didn't eat their chicken either, all right.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I like.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Popeye's.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I like Popeye's.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Popeye's is the shiznit it is.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: You get that, black beans and rice.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: We need a Popeye's in Richmond.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: All right, you guys ready for some news.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Let's do it All right.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Let's do the ordering food etiquette.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: You know, I read these stories and I just think this is how you bring families together.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: This is making memories.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: right here, this is making memories.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Police have arrested a woman and are preparing to file charges against her daughter for attacking a Sam's Club worker in Georgia because they couldn't order pizza.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Cell phone video showed a fight, after it broke out, between multiple women at the warehouse store on Jonesboro Road in Atlanta.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: The employee was attacked, spoke out about the episode, saying that she and her coworkers were preparing to close down the night of July 10th when a family of three walked in two minutes before closing.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: You're done anyway.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: You're not getting any.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: The mother and the two daughters approached the club cafe and asked to order two whole pizzas Nope.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: The mother and the two daughters approached the club cafe and asked to order two whole pizzas Nope.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: When the worker told them no, it was too late for their order and they called their manager, the family started calling her names.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Then the mother walked behind the counter into the kitchen and punched her in the face.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, you come behind my counter, you're getting punched in the face You're getting hit with something.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Spatula.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: The woman or, excuse me, the video showed a woman in a black shirt and a woman in a white shirt punching each other after a woman joined the fight to escalate the attack against the woman in the black shirt as other customers were seen trying to intervene and break up the fight.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: The mother who attacked the customer was arrested.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Her pregnant daughter, 20-year-old Victoria Wilson, who accompanies her in the store, was taken to the hospital after the fight and a warrant is currently out for her arrest.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good, so yeah, you're not coming up to somewhere two minutes before the close and want two old pizzas.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: No, you've got to like it's close time.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: That means you eat your shit and be out by then how?
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: was that at?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: There's going to be so much hot tuba on that pizza.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: We were just on vacation and got turned away a half hour before they closed.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: The only reason they went in there for pizza two minutes before you close is they're thinking they're going to get a discount.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: At Sam's Club the pizza's like $1.29 or something anyway.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: So here's the question.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: So, Anyway, so all right.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: So here's the question.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: So it was a 30-minute deal, right?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Why don't establishments put a kitchen closes sign Okay.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, almost like a bar, Like hey, yeah, we're open until 2, but kitchen closes at 10.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Just so, there's no.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: We would tell people when they would come in, Like when I worked at the restaurant, we would tell people here's what's available.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Only our pizza oven and our fryers are open for the last 15 minutes.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I think you should display it.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I really like some of them, wings.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Tommy want wings, I got that deep dish in the trough.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: If you are in an establishment where you have to sit down, order food, get your drinks and all of that.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: You should also know that if you come in there 10 minutes before we close, it's just not going to be open.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Right, it's going to be limited, you're going to have deep fryer or pizza.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: So let me and I'm not going to be limited, You're going to have deep fryer or pizza.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be an asshole by this question here, but I'm throwing this out here.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: If you close at 10, let's say, hypothetically, I'm just throwing that out of place.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: You close at 10 o'clock but you don't want people to order food after, let's say, 9.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: No, it's normally 9.30 or 9.45.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying 9.30 or 9.45.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying, yeah, 9.30 for his case.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: So the other half hour that you're open is just for people to finish yeah or drink yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: To finish their food.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Finish your food, pay their bill, toodaloo.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Toodaloo 45 minutes.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: You're good with 9.45.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Typically we do like 15 minutes to a half hour before close.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: What if it was?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: 12 minutes, then they're probably shit out of luck.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: They're not going to be able to cook their meal and get it out to your table before that closing time this is an interesting one here.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: It is, you know well the biggest thing of it is is, if you think of any restaurant, your servers are making the least amount because they're only going to make whatever you tip.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on that one table especially if you come up and tell them hey, our menu is limited right now.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Because of what time you?
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: came right yeah it's gonna be limited tip your kitchen people are who are making more money yeah, yeah, you don't want to keep them there all night and then them have to clean the entire kitchen especially if you have to share tips with them too.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bastards.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: So so anyway.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Uh, so there you go.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Uh, I think that would be a good, am I?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: The asshole is how late you can go in.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I think if you, if you post it, you solve all the problems, and then your, your chefs, know, and then here's all right.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Here's another one comes off that you close at 10.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: What happens to the customer?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: It just takes forever to eat and you close at 10.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: What happens to the customer?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: It just takes forever to eat, and they're there at 10, 20.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: You start cleaning around them.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean like you try to be hospitable and clean.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, further away from you're not like mopping right next to their table or anything, by all means.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: But it's kind of like a hint of hey look.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: You should just bring their food already mopping.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and set this doggy bag right yeah, I got this wrapped up anything else I can get for you all right, we're gonna start cleaning now, just uh tim kindle says when I worked at the restaurant, it was always 30 minutes before closing the kitchen closed.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: The part that sucks the most is when a party of six or more comes in an hour before you close and takes 30 minutes to order.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you've got to cook all of it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: And then you've got to clean again Dishes and all that shit.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Just go home, just go home.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Go to the grocery and get your wife something so she can go home and make it for you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Bingo.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: That's the case for you, bingo.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: That's the case.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Solve all the problems You're eating peanut butter sandwiches.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I like peanut butter sandwiches.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Alright, are you guys ready for the next story?
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: This one comes to us from New.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Hampshire.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: A Republican candidate, Mark Edgington, is a successful entrepreneur.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: He's a volunteer firefighter and a philanthropic volunteer who helped build an orphanage in Africa.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Good dude, right, right, yeah, yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: What'd he do?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: He's running for.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: What'd he do?
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: He's running for, I was going to say on paper.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Hootie diddle.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's running for New Hampshire House candidate for their house.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: But here's the one little trivial thing about him.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: It's just a minor detail.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: He's also a convicted murderer who helped beat and strangle a motel manager to death during a robbery in 1989 in florida did he come in 30 minutes before they closed?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: it's like you can't sleep here.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, uh, it said.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Uh, he was uh 35 years ago at seven.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: This is what he said at 17 years old I made some bad choices to hang out with the wrong people.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: The results were catastrophic.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: It taught me a lot and like I don't want to work at a hotel manager.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: People are crazy.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: They come in and kill you.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: He says I'm grateful for the lessons, all the lessons that have made me the man that I am today.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Now I'm not going to go into more of that stuff, but here's the question I have for both of you.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, can you vote for a guy?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: there's so many loaded questions here, right so you know we all deserve a second chance, right, and people will say you are not defined by the worst thing you've ever done Right, except maybe when you've killed somebody.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: That could probably be the worst.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Thing.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Can you look past someone that committed murder to elect them?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Would you give them a vote?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's a tough one, that's a good one.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: It is a good one.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Besides murdering a bunch of children in a bathtub every day, All right, let me throw this one at you.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: What if you found out that they killed two puppies?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're out.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Right, You're like fuck hotel managers.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: But when you start, messing around with dogs.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: No, like I watch movies and I'm like kill him, don't kill the dog.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I can look by this.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I know the guy was only 17.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: How long?
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: has he been out?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: He's been out for that long and he's doing good things and he was 17.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: But still, I wasn't killing people at 17.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: It looks like I'm trying to see how long he was in prison.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I don't even think you can run, can you?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Oh no, Got you there.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You walked right into that one.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Got you there.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: That's why.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I said it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I said it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't vote, but you can be voted for yeah right, Isn't that wild.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many things.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Honestly, we don't ever want to talk about current politics.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: We don't talk about politics.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Or current affairs, but I got to tell you the last two weeks.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: You can't hold a gun, but you can make laws about them.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: The last two weeks have been just fucking crazy in this country.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's insane.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: The call for unity lasted for about 40 hours.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Both sides are just a fiery dumpster Both sides.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but have you ever had a peanut butter sandwich with?
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: chips on it, doritos.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man, it has been a crazy couple weeks.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It is going to get crazier.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Could you vote for him?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think I could.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know Like it depends on what he's being elected for too, like if he's like uh, I mean, yeah, you know, police chief, I probably couldn't um, or sheriff, I guess you like the sheriff laws right, it's like yeah, you know, it's fine, you get one get out of jail free card one time I could.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think I could.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I I mean I feel for people.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I I'm not saying he shouldn't have a job, right, but I just think murder is pretty much like one of the worst things.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like in the top five anyway.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: It's like up there with like coming in too late to order food.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Knuckle sandwiches Right.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, could you vote for him?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Could you vote for him?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Could you vote for a murderer, you know, and the shit of it is we probably have, we just don't know it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking In my mind.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I'm going.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: We've probably voted for people that have done way worse, even.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: And I know that there's not that much worse, but there is, there is, there's people that traffic children and other things too.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this is why we don't talk.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: There is, there's people that traffic children and other things too.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you're really getting into this, anyway.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: This is why we don't talk about politics Nobody.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: There's nothing good that ever comes out of it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: My only thing that I would tell people is if the first time you're hearing about it is on Facebook, it's probably not real, that's true.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: If that's the first place you read it, if that's your news source, oh well, look at this picture.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: This shows them right there together.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably fake.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: It's probably fake.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Are you guys ready to hear about the new piercing trend?
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, what do we got?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: It's uh, it's uh very painful.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I wonder if Kevin can bring up a picture of it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: It's called the rhino piercing.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've heard of this.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: The rhino piercing the rhino.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: It's a vertical piercing that's placed through the tip of your nose here and then comes out the bottom of your nose down here.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Why, why, why, Well, I mean people put those bull rings in their eyes.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think that's.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, why?
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean people put those bull rings in their eyes.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think that's.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a Gen X guy and I got to tell you that is one of the most unattractive ones for me.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I just want to walk up to them and go moo yeah get out.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I remember AJ's like I was going to have that done.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like I'm glad you didn't.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: It is emerging as a hot new body modification, with hundreds of videos racking up billions of views on TikTok.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I've never heard of that one oh man, it's similar to the belly ring, you know, like down here but only through the tip of your nose.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: The tip Negative.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Like it has to go through the skin and the top or the bottom, well, and at some point Like it has to go through the skin or the bottom, well, and at some point you're not necessarily going to want these same piercings that you wanted when you were a younger person.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: You're going to have a giant hole where you sneeze and you're just splattering people.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, anybody, people that gauge their ears.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Obviously they're not worried about what the long-term effects you get to eating or drinking something and get choked and then just start out your nose.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, it'd be like a relief valve you could put like a little stick in there Looks like a volcano.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Just like your allergies.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Like you got cold, you got to open it up.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Just open it up.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I can't get it open up on the bottom.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: It's like a maple syrup thing.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: What is the benefit of it?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: What was the benefit of it?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: what was the benefit?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: It's really not looking cool.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: No, it is to them.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: That's the whole.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: You know, like I give people shit about that bull thing.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: You know to each their own and they, you know you dress how you want to look and it just looks painful as hell but I mean people are into like suspension and shit, where they put hooks in their back and you know people do weird or like have their, their tongue forked like a serpent.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, that's weird yeah, or it could be amazing for someone like, like a lady right, still not, still like going oh, that guy's got a serpent.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: He wasn't doing letters, he was down there writing cursors.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can tie a a knot in a cherry stem.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: This dude did it in his tongue oh my god down there.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, piercings, have you ever have you've had piercings?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming is it earrings?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I had my tongue pierced.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You had your tongue pierced, yeah, yeah, for like a minute you still really do you still have some scar tissue there.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Probably I don't feel it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Stick your tongue out.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had your tongue pierced.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Hell no.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Where would be the most painful?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I've seen people that get the tip of their penis.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I was going to say your ball sack.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know your tank.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Some clitoral nipple piercings is real hot again.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real popular.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: You can always see it too.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: It looks like their nip is doing a little barbell press.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, working out.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: It's hard to hide that one Working out.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: It's real cold out right now.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: It's cold out all the time.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I could do a nipple piercing either.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I just remember seeing and I don't know that I could do a nipple piercing either.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: I just remember seeing, and I can't remember what doctor show it was on, but yeah, a piercing on a guy's genitalia got stuck on her tonsils.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Oh nice, and like she was just stuck.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with her tonsils?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: with her tonsils, apparently like pushed back, and then like the piercing got stuck on her tonsils and like it was a whole ordeal.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I call bullshit on that one.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I think she's lying to you.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I want to see that Like the x-ray.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: That's porn, brother.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: They're not going to show every detail of it.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: John Hampton says it's going to pierce my gooch.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: There you go, get it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think about that.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: That tape right as I get older now my balls would get all twisted around it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: They hang down so far, like honestly.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: How do you shave around it?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: You got to use a mirror Women.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: you guys get breast reductions right Weeding too close to metal siding.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I would love a nut sack reduction.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, it's a thing.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm telling you the moment you said on your nut one time I was going to say.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: I am not going to say names, but they work down at a sporting place here down that used to be downtown, yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: And this guy was talking about how he had a ball lift and apparently afterwards.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: This is a real thing.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: This is a real thing and you have to wear Compressive underwear.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: No, what's the thing that guys wear?
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Jockstrap, jockstrap.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he needed a jockstrap because he had had a ball lift Wow.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Not permanently, and he was coming in there and, like he said it very loudly, apparently going.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I need a jockstrap because I had a ball lift.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Want to see oh wow, right, I'm like I'm picturing.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Things must have been lines at home when you pull the string.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: It slides up.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: No, I think that they actually take some skin.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's some removal of skin.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: You could do a skin transplant, you could grow hair up here.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: You'd look like John C Reilly, though A bunch of pubes on your head, man.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Why's your hair so curly?
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: It's pubes.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: It smells kind of funny when you sweat.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Why's the top of your hair so curly?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: It's pubes, it's pubes.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: It smells kind of funny when you sweat.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, why's the?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: top of your head so wrinkly.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Not that part, oh man.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Oh nutsack hair replacement.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: This is how this show goes.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I love you guys, all right.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: All right, we again we appreciate every.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Is that it Is.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it Is that it Is that it Is that it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: That's where we end it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: That's where we end this one.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: We're going to end it on ball hair.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I got a question.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: This is a legit question.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: If you could have right now money is off the table, it doesn't matter.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, If you could have one plastic surgery thing done, what would it be?
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Breast lift and reduction.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, for sure, that's the one.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: That's the one I might do the same.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Right now Calf implants?
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just kidding.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Calf implants.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Penis bump Sacchar, sacchar, sacchar, you're not sac.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Penis pup Sackaker, sackaker.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Sackaker, that's where you're not sacked.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Reduced?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know, man, that's a tough one.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I wonder what they do with it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Like you could give that to you know.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Donated to science Well that's the thing I'm like.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, dogs eat those like pig ears.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Jerky it Right.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Well, do you know that?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: It's all natural?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: It's not rawhide.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: No, do you know the rawhides that are like this tall and like twisted, but they're actually?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Do you know they're called bully sticks.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Do you know why?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Why, it's bull penis.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Your dogs are chewing on bull penis.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, let them.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Not my penis, I'm not chewing on it.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: That's what gets weird.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: That's why I get the crunchies.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: So they know.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, stop it.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: That's where they nibble on it a little too much.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, you better get your team all there, little puppy.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: So what would yours be?
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know to be honest, like as soon as I asked that, I was thinking that you guys are giving your answers and I was like I don't know that I really have, I don't know, I really don't like.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: I probably the lipo you know the thing about my life I'm gonna get a brazilian lift I dealt with the fact that I was short and bald and overweight really early in life, yeah, and so all those things that would probably make other people upset, I don't even fucking care.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: We, we talked about it with the whole Lizzo thing.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: What I'm thinking.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like I'm 45 at this.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I'm doing something that's just going to make life a little more convenient.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: It's not like I'm trying to soup up a 1978 car.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not a classic.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not a classic.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: You're not fixing up a classic car here.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: I just want things to be a little more comfortable If you could fix my neck.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: You can fix my back absolutely Right, like I don't even need a nut, I'd get my left one just for that.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, I told Kim the other day they make fake ones now.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: You know, when you get older.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I'm 46 now and we're out on the golf course.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I was like low 70s.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I said I would smash my left nut with a hammer right now if I could have this weather every day.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I was like screw it, smash them both.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: I said San Diego, I can't afford it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Just smash me in the nut, all right, I think that's going to do it for this episode of After 2 Beers.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: We're not classic cars, no it's so true.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: I'm that pinto that's going to explode here In the wrong way, make sure you comment on the show.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Let us know what you think of the Mount Rushmore.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Let us know what your Mount Rushmore would be.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Give us an idea.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Give us an idea.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Peen reduction 42 years of carrying around.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: It's so, veiny.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: It's so veiny.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: It's so veiny, it's big.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, get them bat wings.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, things have gone south.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Literally Just hangs there.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: We need that.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, appreciate that.
• 56:23
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• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Thanks for sticking by us.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Thanks again to our buddy, kevin Shook, for allowing us to come in here and do these.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: We'll be back in two weeks.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Set your calendars, go ahead and tell your Alexa, set timer for however long two weeks is Not how many hours, that is yeah.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Just say two weeks, just two weeks, something like that.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Minus some.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: We say it at.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: You know, and I mean this one sincerely, and I kid about the presidential election Vote for who you want to vote for and at the end of the day, it's all because we care about the country.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Just because we have different ways of looking at things doesn't mean that at the end of the day, we all care.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: We've got to get by this whole thing about thinking the other side is evil and out to get us.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Part of that is given to us by social media and I've snoozed so many people in the last two days, three days, and it's such a better feed, Right Like I'm seeing pictures of recipes again and vacation photos I got a peach cobbler on deck.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, when did we become a society, that things that you were supposed to keep quiet as a child, that you were told to you?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Now it's just and and I, whether you're with her or not with her, or whether you think god saved that man from a bullet, or if it was just random ass luck, just keep that shit inside your walls.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: You know, there's certain things and I'm probably guilty.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not probably, I'm sure I'm guilty of it as well at times and uh, it doesn't do us any good.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it just doesn't it's a garbage fire either way, yeah, so be good to each other.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: If, uh, you see someone in your life that you think they're struggling, um, maybe they, uh they bought a shit ton of joe biden's flags.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Now don't know what they're going to do with all of them.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, how they've been, or just let them know you care about them.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: You'd be surprised, yeah, especially if you've got a lot of fuck.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden inventory Golly man, you know I get that you don't like politicians.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I may not like certain politicians, but I can't imagine driving around with a fuck Joe Biden like flag on the back of my truck.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Or a fuck Trump, either.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean Either way.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: It could say fuck Donald Trump Either way.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: But I can tell you this it's stupid.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Here in.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Indiana that flag.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: If it said fuck Donald Trump on it wouldn't make it two minutes.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: On the back of my truck, two blocks.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: People hearing the stuff go oh my God, it would be ugly, it would be ugly, and that's what it's come down to.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: It's a competition now, but at the end of the day, we're all trying to live in the best place we can live.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: So just take care of each other, All right, I guess finally after 61 minutes of rambling.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I do too.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I guess, without further ado, we will talk to you all next time.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: After two beers