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FLAVOR TEXT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cowabunga dude! Join us today as we stuff you full of '90s nostalgia and New York style pizza as we do a deep dive into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on today's FLAVOR TEXT! Come along as we have answer the questions like "were the '90s Turtles the best?" and "Why were the '90s Turtles the best?" Stick around long enough and you'll get to hear all about the major missteps taken in introducing the first new turtle, Venus de Milo.

Special thanks to a budding hero of #buttthwompnation, "BaconBitBehemoth" for commissioning today's episode! You would have been our first choice in casting a…

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