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Hour 4 - A Maye-Day Situation? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the razzle dazzle. No, it's our number for our
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  Speaker 1: number four, ready for you here an hour number four.
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  Speaker 1: The Patriots, Mike Rabel and a bunch of his pals
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  Speaker 1: in the media, even the quarterback himself downplaying Drake May's
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  Speaker 1: reported shoulder injury, even Drake claiming that he's okay. What
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  Speaker 1: is your level of concern as we are still days
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  Speaker 1: many days away from the kickoff of Super Bowl sixty. Also,
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  Speaker 1: how do you categorize Mike McCarthy, the ro Ton coach
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  Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh giving an endorsement to Aaron Rogers to come
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  Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty six with the Steelers. And what
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  Speaker 1: was coach Sean Payton thinking firing Broncos offensive coordinator Joel Lombardi.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get riva Lombardi. He did. We'll go there
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  Speaker 1: as well. Right now, having wonderful Wednesday, enjoy this twenty
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  Speaker 1: eighth day of January. Here it is number four. Is
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  Speaker 1: it a May Day situation? We'll decide. Welcome in the
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  Speaker 1: All right, So our lead this hour is from New England.
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  Speaker 1: Is it already nail biding time for the AFC champion Patriots? Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is not about Bill Belichick being snubbed for the
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  Speaker 1: first ballot vote on the Hall of Fame. We did
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  Speaker 1: a full Mallor monologue about that earlier. This is something else,
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  Speaker 1: And if you want to circle back to that, we
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  Speaker 1: can certainly do that ridiculous story from the Fugasey Hall
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  Speaker 1: of Fame voting process. Does anyone is any adult over
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  Speaker 1: there that can say, well, maybe this is not the
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  Speaker 1: right way to decide who gets in the Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 1: Go into a smoke filled room and have a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of random people from these this random website we named
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of them. It's wild anyway, if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: hear about this, this latest story. So the coach of
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  Speaker 1: the Patriots, I don't know if you know, is it
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  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel. So he was asked about the Internet investigators.
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  Speaker 1: There's an Internet medical wing. We have Internet lawyers, we
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  Speaker 1: have Internet doctors. Now these are actual doctors that are
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  Speaker 1: looking for clout and they're doing it online. So internet
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  Speaker 1: doctors have been speculating and they pretty much confirmed that
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  Speaker 1: Drake May he messed up his shoulder. He's got a
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  Speaker 1: booboo Drake May there. And so Mike Rabel was asked
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  Speaker 1: about this and did not Mike Rabel did not diffuse
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  Speaker 1: the concerns about the quarterback of the Patriots. He said,
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  Speaker 1: there's not a player on our team that is one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent healthy. It's a quote from Rabel. So the
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  Speaker 1: story bounced around the echo chamber. And then later in
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  Speaker 1: the day, Drake May broke his radio silence and said
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  Speaker 1: that he did not injure his shoulder during the AFC
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  Speaker 1: title game, despite overwhelming evidence that he did. And he
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  Speaker 1: did say he will benefit though from the extra rest.
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  Speaker 1: So that's a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question. You've got the Patriots head coach Mike Rabel,
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  Speaker 1: also his pals, his toadies in the Boston media, who
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  Speaker 1: are down playing Drake May's shoulder, and even Drake May
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  Speaker 1: claimed he's okay, he didn't hurt himself. What is your
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  Speaker 1: level of concern for the quarterback of the Patriots. So
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  Speaker 1: my take on this, I've got Transylvania Daytona five hundred
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  Speaker 1: Gobbagool and the Baba Ganoosh side by side. So to
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  Speaker 1: kick off here, what I have is the Maler machete.
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  Speaker 1: I have the maln machete. And what I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: do is I'm going to cut through the spin zone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna chop down the spin cycle, our friend spin
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  Speaker 1: cycle Regina from back in the day. So while the
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  Speaker 1: Patriot people, the pack not expats, the Patriot people, including
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  Speaker 1: Mike Vrabel and know his media buddies and all that
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  Speaker 1: pals in the media, they're all waving the pomp poms
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  Speaker 1: about Drake May's shoulder. Nothing to see here, Drake May
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  Speaker 1: added the conversation, did anyone think did anyone think that
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  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel and Drake May would come out and as oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Drake May needs shoulder replacement surgery. He
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  Speaker 1: cannot lift up his duncan cup of coffee. Did anyone
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  Speaker 1: think that was going to come?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good, You're not an idiot. Very good, very good.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, nothing to see here. So
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  Speaker 1: the Malard scale of concern using the machete, the Malor
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  Speaker 1: scale of concern one to ten the health of Drake
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  Speaker 1: May for Super Bowl sixty. So on the Mallor scale
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  Speaker 1: of concern one to ten, survey says I'm at a six.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at a six for this, not a panic, there's
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  Speaker 1: no panic. I'm not whistling past the graveyard either, There's
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  Speaker 1: no panic on that. So this is, if you're the Patriots,
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  Speaker 1: slightly just tract that's slightly distressing. It's like hearing a
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  Speaker 1: weird noise from your engine. You're about to go on
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  Speaker 1: a road trip a couple hundred miles and you hear
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  Speaker 1: this kind of weird clunking sound when you turn the
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  Speaker 1: engine on. You're like, well, that's not good, and then
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  Speaker 1: you don't cancel the trip. You still go and you
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  Speaker 1: might turn down the audio on the radio so you
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  Speaker 1: can listen more closely to hear if the sound repeats itself,
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  Speaker 1: that kind of thing. So you've got obviously less than
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  Speaker 1: two weeks now as we sit here on hump Day
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  Speaker 1: on this Wednesday, you still got a week and a
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  Speaker 1: half before the Super Bowl. So you got that, and
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  Speaker 1: that means nothing but ice, bass and therapy and trainers
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  Speaker 1: hovering over Drake May like they're like helicopters, helicopter parents,
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  Speaker 1: and not only so you get all that. That's the
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  Speaker 1: plan right now. The main reason then, I am not
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  Speaker 1: doing doom and Gloom, which would make much better talk
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  Speaker 1: radio doom and gloom. The reason I would not lose
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  Speaker 1: my mind, and I'm only at a six on the
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  Speaker 1: Mallard scale of concern for Drake May is because of
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  Speaker 1: the plot twist. You know it and I know it.
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  Speaker 1: It's about an hour, maybe two hours before kickoff of
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl sixty in Santa Clara. Drake May will be
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  Speaker 1: hopping on a hypothetical one way one way flight to
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  Speaker 1: Hotel Transylvania, and he will see doctor Vinnie Boombats aka
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  Speaker 1: Doctor feel Good, and Doctor feel Good will come out
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  Speaker 1: with a comically oversized syringe. You know where I'm going
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  Speaker 1: with this, right, and so doctor feel good will show
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  Speaker 1: up there. It's like lucky Charm style. That syringe, that oversized,
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  Speaker 1: cartoonish syringe will be magically delicious and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: the inflammation will be gone, the pain will be numbed,
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  Speaker 1: the excuses will be packed neatly in the carry on baggage.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that. Now, if Drake May does go out
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  Speaker 1: and ride the vomit like he did against the Broncos
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  Speaker 1: and the Texans and the Chargers, then he's got his alibi.
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  Speaker 1: Just point to the shoulder, my a gang shoulder. It's
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  Speaker 1: my a gang shoulder. That's the problem, all right. Turning
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  Speaker 1: the page, we now go to Western Pennsilvania, and that
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  Speaker 1: would be the Pittsburgh Steelers. Now, the Pittsburgh Steelers welcomed
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  Speaker 1: their new coach Dan Byer as their Well, actually, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's he works here? Is that not Dan Byer's twin? Though,
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  Speaker 1: my god, Dan Byer should move to Pittsburgh were he
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  Speaker 1: one of our big shots here. He should move to
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  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh and become like a like an impersonator of Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: People would pay him. He should go on like cameo
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  Speaker 1: and stuff and do uh, dude, it's it's wild. You
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  Speaker 1: don't even know who that is. I'm telling you. He's
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  Speaker 1: a dead ringer for Mike McCarthy. It's wild. Anyway. So
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  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy was welcome with open arms to Pittsburgh and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and McCarthy really leaned into the whole
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  Speaker 1: local boy does well, and it was it was so
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  Speaker 1: over the top. I thought, like they told them pr people, listen,
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  Speaker 1: the people hate you, Mike. They think you're a fat
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  Speaker 1: pig and you can't coach. So why don't you start
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  Speaker 1: crying when you talk about the fact you're from Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 1: People will love it. Okay, I'll cry, and he did.
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm too cynical. I know I'm a schmock.
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  Speaker 1: It just felt like it was too forced.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: McCarthy was asked if he wants Aaron Rodgers back this season.
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  Speaker 1: What did he say? What did Mike McCarthy say, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you because our editors are incompetent and didn't
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  Speaker 1: get the sound bite. He said, definitely. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why you wouldn't. Mike McCarthy said, close quote all right, question,
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  Speaker 1: how do you categorize Mike McCarthy giving an endorsement to
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers to come back in twenty twenty six as
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  Speaker 1: she's now taken over in Pittsburgh with the Steelers. So
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  Speaker 1: this would be the textbook definition of CS coach speak.
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  Speaker 1: This is coach speak, right. This is the sermon on
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  Speaker 1: top of crap Mountain delivered to all of the peasants
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  Speaker 1: down below crap Mountain by Mike McCarthy. This is what
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  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy does. Is such a down I tried to
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  Speaker 1: tell Spacoli he was a big Steeler fan. I said,
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  Speaker 1: this is a downgrade. I'm telling Sean the hood guy,
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  Speaker 1: this is a downgrade for you guys. You go for
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tomlin, the great order of our time, amazing soundby,
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  Speaker 1: and you've downgraded to Mike McCarthy. He's the guy. He
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  Speaker 1: looked Jerry Jones right in the eye and said, Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: I watched every single play of the twenty nineteen season
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  Speaker 1: when he was actually in the basement in Green Bay
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  Speaker 1: eating cheese curts. Anyway, he's a salesman. He's a snake
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  Speaker 1: oil salesman. He'll sell you a bill of goods I'll
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  Speaker 1: try to sell you the Golden gate Bridge if you
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  Speaker 1: want that, or one of the beautiful bridges in Pittsburgh,
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  Speaker 1: the Clemente Bridge, or whatever that might be. So it's
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  Speaker 1: the Book of Mike, Chapter one, the Steelers edition for
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  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy. Give him a version of the truth, just
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  Speaker 1: not the whole truth. A version of the truth, but
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  Speaker 1: just not the whole truth. So why would you want
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers back? Does anyone know? Is anyone raising their hands?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you want Aaron Rodgers back? Well, you wouldn't,
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  Speaker 1: of course. Anybody that watched the game against the Texans.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like the Steelers decided that they wanted to
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  Speaker 1: run the Daytona five hundred, and instead of a stock car,
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  Speaker 1: they put the model T out there, and Aaron Rodgers
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  Speaker 1: played like a model. If you raised a Model T
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  Speaker 1: in the dayton of five hundred, Okay, old slow throws
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  Speaker 1: all over the place. Mike McCarthy knows it. He's got
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  Speaker 1: to be politically correct and that's his stick. And so
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  Speaker 1: what's he gonna say? Yeah, yeah, Rodgers is completely washed up.
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  Speaker 1: And we're looking at Kyler Murray. Well, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray either. Why would you want him? He's Kyler
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  Speaker 1: Murray's alligator arms Murray. The only reason you'd bring Kyler
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  Speaker 1: Murray in is if you want the Steelers to in
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  Speaker 1: a call of duty tournament, and you could do that.
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  Speaker 1: He'd help you. If you give him a joystick, he's great.
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  Speaker 1: Give him a football. It's his hands are perfect for
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  Speaker 1: a joystick, Kyler Murray, but not not a football. So
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  Speaker 1: and then he got Tua, who's available to a tongue
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  Speaker 1: of by LAWA. So you're not gonna pitch a tent
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  Speaker 1: over any of those guys. And so there's no way.
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  Speaker 1: So what's the point. You go to the quarterback marketplace
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  Speaker 1: of the Steelers and it's a smoldering dumpster. That's who's available,
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  Speaker 1: the obvious names that are available. So what you got
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins, Atlanta would trade him Deshaun Watson. You want
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  Speaker 1: the creepy quarterback, you can have it. So Mike sits
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  Speaker 1: there and he flips the coach speak. That's the playbook.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go to the coach peak playbook and he tells Ah,
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  Speaker 1: he would love Why would you not want to have
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers back? And secretly he's got his rosary out
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  Speaker 1: and he's saying prayers. He's like, oh man, I need
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  Speaker 1: some help here, I need some help. Come on now.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's very cynical, transparent, and it's classic Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: So buckle up now. Last thing, we have another coaching
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  Speaker 1: change in the NFL. Not a head coach, but a
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  Speaker 1: lieutenant is out to Denver. Mile high shakeup, mile high shakeup.
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  Speaker 1: Despite making the American Football Conference Championship Game, having a
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  Speaker 1: lead in that game before blowing it in the second
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  Speaker 1: half in a blizzard, the Broncos have said bye bye
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  Speaker 1: to one of their top coaches. If you didn't see this,
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  Speaker 1: the question what is coach Sean Payton thinking by firing
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  Speaker 1: the Broncos offensive coordinator Joe Lombardi is out in Denver.
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  Speaker 1: So here's how I scored it. We go to the judges'
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  Speaker 1: scorecards and I wrote down the great on this firing
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  Speaker 1: by Sean Payton. I wrote down CC, not c CC,
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  Speaker 1: as in corporate cleansing, corporate cleansing, and Peyton. It would appear,
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  Speaker 1: based on a minutes long deliberation of the available evidence,
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  Speaker 1: that Sean Payton is following the as Tech way, not
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  Speaker 1: the San Diego State as techs that he is sacrificing
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  Speaker 1: one of his longtime coaching buddies, right a long time.
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  Speaker 1: This guy's been around with Peyton for many, many years,
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  Speaker 1: been in the NFL for a long time. This guy Lombardi,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of a famous name, and it's like it's
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  Speaker 1: a power play, a little bit of a power play
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  Speaker 1: here Lombardi. Peyton thanked him for fifteen years of loyalty
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  Speaker 1: he was with Peyton and Lombardi were together with the
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  Speaker 1: Saints for a number of years there, and he thanked
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  Speaker 1: him and then immediately pushed him over the pyramid. Get
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  Speaker 1: out of here, You're gone. Loyalty has an expiration date,
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  Speaker 1: just like the astechs. Every once in a while, you
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  Speaker 1: got to sacrifice somebody. So Lombardi went from a trusted
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  Speaker 1: lieutenant of Sean Payton to obsolete tech bausually what the
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  Speaker 1: AFC chang. If le Broncos had won, would they have
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  Speaker 1: done this? The Broncos were leading the Patriots They've gotten
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  Speaker 1: rid of Lombardi. Was this predestined? I would say yes,
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  Speaker 1: because in the eyes of modern NFL, Lombardi's like a
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  Speaker 1: DVD in a streaming world, meaning they found somebody sexier.
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  Speaker 1: They want to give the job to. That's what this means, right,
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  Speaker 1: And it's like Lombardi still worse, He'll get a job
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else. And it's like not that nobody wants him,
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  Speaker 1: just the Broncos found somebody they want better than him.
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  Speaker 1: And so to be fair, listen, I understand, I understand it.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't like Lombardi's a terrible coach or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: But this is about Sean Payton falling in love and
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  Speaker 1: the Broncos ownership with the shiny new toy. There have
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of glowing slobberd chop pieces written about
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  Speaker 1: Davis Webb that he's the next big thing and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff, and so he's got all the buzzwords and
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  Speaker 1: all the cool plays and all that stuff and the
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  Speaker 1: PowerPoint and all that. So the theory is, and as
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  Speaker 1: far as I know, it hasn't happened. Yeah, but the
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  Speaker 1: theory is that they got rid of the Broncos cleared
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  Speaker 1: the decks because somebody else was going to hire Davis
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  Speaker 1: web as an assistant coach as an offensive coordinator rather
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  Speaker 1: than the Broncos. We're worried about losing him, and so
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  Speaker 1: somebody in the front office was like, we got to
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  Speaker 1: keep this guy. He's going and so it's okay. Rather
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  Speaker 1: than all the Eagles to hire him, We're gonna hire him.
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  Speaker 1: And he's the catch of the month in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: The catch of the month in January is Davis Webb.
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  Speaker 1: That's the guy swipe right on the NFL coaching tender
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  Speaker 1: swipe right and Lombardy he gets the coal miners holiday.
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  Speaker 1: I never feel bad about ripping NFL coaches who lose
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  Speaker 1: their jobs because they always get paid big fat checks
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  Speaker 1: to go away, and then they get jobs. They just
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  Speaker 1: reshuffle these coaches to other places and that's how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: And so there you go, Peyton planting his flag yet again.
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  Speaker 1: If he is trading Mark Hubris and all that everyone
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  Speaker 1: hello to blind Scott on the North end of Boston. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Blind Scott, welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't know if this is true, but
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  Speaker 4: I thought doctor Chow was the San Diego Chargers doctor.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't want to really get into.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: That because he's no longer the Chargers doctor. He's a
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: social media influence, so I've had him on my podcast,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Doctor Chow. He's he's good, He's really good.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I was the rebound guy to that guy that got
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: drafted by the charge of his girlfriend, like he dumped
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: his girlfriend. Then I dated her right after, like a
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: long time ago. It was like a huge job bro
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: in my life, and I knew him and everything. You
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: know what I mean.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I think you're making that up, but that's.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's to god. She's from Boston. Dude. I'm
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: struggling really bad around here, and i'd appreciate it if
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: you weren't complaining for the past two hours on your show.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: What did I complaining him plain about? Any What did
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I complain about?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Well, first of all, Pablotori he want an Emmy and
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: a Grammy, and he works with Stuve Gotts. They worked
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: for the same media company. It's called it Man.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I don't work for stud I don't work with Stuve Gotts.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Who cares? I don't. I don't care.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: No, you were talking about Publotorio. So no one listenscast
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I don't listen. I don't know anyone, do you. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: don't know anyone who listens. I've never met one that
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I've never met. Anyone says I listened to I'm sure
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: there are people who listen. I don't know who listens
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to him.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they contributor to the sports Hub,
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Publatority with the Harvard and I.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Well, good for him. I'll give him a cookie next
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: time I see him. I don't. I don't hate. I
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: don't hate the guy. I just don't. I don't know
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: anyone to consider this time.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: You know what, Ben? Who cares about anyway? They ain't
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: gonna do nothing for me or Ben. They could care
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: less about us.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I can guarantee you that they're not gonna be
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't have a grudge. I just
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: don't know anyone that knows.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I menderstand. I'm just trying to do a radio call
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: because I'm famous and I'm a public figure, and people
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: will judge me for what I'm saying on the radio.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: But I could care less about any of those guys. Man,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: I don't care what they eat or drink in the morning.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: They don't care about me. No one cares about blind Scott.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Listen, I've been Now you're playing the victim card. Now
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you're playing the victim.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Everybody wants the victim car very successful. Actually, thank you
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: very much. But I've been.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Not not giving financial advice. You gave me some terrible
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: financial advice many years ago.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that was the marijuana start. Hey, I took a.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Problem with that. The only marijuana company that went belly up,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: blind Scott recommended.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the CEOs were like taking all the shareholders money
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: and like living this highlight. They got taken to court.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: We were getting like notified for you.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Everyone else gets rich on weed. Blind Scott picked a
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: one company that didn't work.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, one time I had had I like around three
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: one thousand dollars in my peny time. My family was
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: trying to get power of attorney from me, and I
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: just gave it away in seven months because I'm mentally ill.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: That was like the highlight of my two thousand.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Can you not focus on your mental illness in case
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: advertisers listen.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Well know you're supposed to talk about that on the radio.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Really no, we gone o, yeah, yeah, we're supposed to
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: be seen. No, No, dude, I know about that because
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: you know they advertise here. So if they can get
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: some of us to go to their facilities, it's like
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: ten grand a week. So this is what's wrong with hollering.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: J ten grand a week. Did you see California? I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: saw the Simit story. They spent over ten million to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: treat people, the twenty two people in four years. Tenion
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: ten million appropriate.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: So I have a story about that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I'd like ten million dollars too. If somebody could send
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: me ten million dollar, you can treat.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Me for five They spent over five million dollars in
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Medicare system on hospitalizing me since twenty eleven. I have
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: like a social worker that.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: You cost taxpayers five million dollars.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Here in twenty thirteen, I was in the locked up
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah well no, I was in like mccran's for a
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: couple of years, and I was in thirteen detalk.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Is that where they charged like seven hundred dollars for
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: and again something like that. You know, they they nickel it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: The way they the way they dealt with the mental
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: hones's problem in the United States and the opioid epidemic
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: was they put all this money into the emergency rooms
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: because no, because people just walk in the emergency room
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: like maniac. So I did that so many times. They
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: start trying to put you into psych woods and when
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: that doesn't work, they just kicked. They keep trying to
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: turn you around, like I have all types of healthcare
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: plans and I run like fifty thousand dollars and I'm
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: paid medical bills every year.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, You're a real role model.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Way to play the system, line.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Scott, because I'm stuck inside for like five days now
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: because it's five feet of snow banks. But he said,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: so it's bad, So I'm isolating, So I need to
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: get on the phone to talk to your bank because
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: of my friend. Yes, this is how well, it's a
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: saving Medicare money. Like I almost seld.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Six Sendube, I'm sending many I'm saving money by talking
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: to blind Skinner. Now take your calls. No one else
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: does Fred take your calls? Is are you still on
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Fred Show? Or no?
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: No, I'm on there all the time. I called up
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: your free times just today, Jill Murray direct messages with me,
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Joe Murray. We're fine.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You don want to check in with check in with Joe.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: See how he's doing it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: They decided that they give the money to the sports
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: instead of Medicare. If they just keep me from going
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: to the emergency room, you know what I mean? And
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: uh yeah, and my eyes were like a waterfall full
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: it teers before.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: All right, Now, let's say hello to Mike in New Hampshire. Hello,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Mikey in New Hampshire. What's going on? Mike?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Hey Ben, I'm just calling a check in and make
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: sure that you didn't need a hug after our number
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: one ramp with the guy in the Seahawks.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Oh but what it's worth.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I got your back. I don't mind taking this guy
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: down on the octagon.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And see now you got something. Now you see we
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: do need to do a real octan and we need
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: a bogus octagon with Blind Scott and the Leprechaun. We
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: need a real Super Bowl octagon. You're in on your
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: you'd be willing to do it, Mike, of course. All right,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna mark you down as my patriot representative. So
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I need somebody from Seattle or a longtime Seahawks fan
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: to represent the Seahawks, and then next week forget the
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: super Bowl. I believe if you look at the history
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: of the show, the winner of the Octagon has won
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: every super Bowl since we've done this. Yet I'm not
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: likeking that.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Don't you worry.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna win this one too.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: All right, I mark you down. You want to say
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: how to your buddy.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Mike, depends on which fuddy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: That's Salo To Marcel and Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, Oh.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: My representing the Seahawks gonna be all down and the
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl ots gone. I'm going ready to Marcel. You
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: don't block that guy.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: He's a meathead, Marcea. I've been told I need to
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: block you because you're a meathead.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think so I'm blocked him back. Oh yes
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: it is, no, you're not. Yes, Oh you're not you
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: who knock it off or even say who's the clitor?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know it all?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What are you yelling for? Why is everyone yelling? Let's see?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Can we all get along? Come on?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Not this time? There man, enemies of New England villains?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Who who are your biggest enemies? Is Mike in New Hampshire?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Where's he rank on the big board of marcel enemies?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna tell you this, and I'm gonna tell
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: you right now. It's Mike. We fake news con.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, hold on, Seke, let me mean, I
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: mean put you there. I'm gonna put this guy here.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And then Mike, You're still at the very top of
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Marcell's hateless Congratulations Mike the leopardton Congratulations.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: It's Michael.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: Let me talk, dude, Let me talk my turns. Do
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: I get a golden ticket for that? And you know
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: what you need, Marcel? You need dude wipes? You need
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: double duty dudewife.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Marcel, do you like dude wipes?
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I'll back your fake.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: News con Marcell has a sponsor. You just trashed on
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: a sponsor.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Dude, you are fake news.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: They're Mike Philepcon Just like Trump.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: You're old news and you're going that's going to have
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: a dynasty. Your dynasty is dead. It's going down to coops.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: All so there, idiot Con shut up otherwise, all right.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: All right, calm down, hold on. So let's go back
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: to Mike and New hamptrom Any want to add here
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Mike in New Hampshire ad at all?
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Marcell's got a couple of flat tires and he
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: needs tire Rex.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: All right, Marcell, do you need Tiraq?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Marcel all they're sponsored for you, not for mine, all
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: for yours at Fox Sports Iraq there.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Ben, that's right, we love tire reck. All right. Uh,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: somebody else wants to say, call you're on the here, Hello,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Call you're on with Marcel Salo on the show.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, Marcell, Mike Card's stuck. This is Scott. My car
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: has been stuck. I can't see nothing, and there's been
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: a manhole cover that's missing in the road, and then
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: there's five feet of snow on the corner and I
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: can't it down the road and I've been crying. And
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: then my mom brought me a half ounce of marijuana yesterday,
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: and I've been smoking a.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Public idiot.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: What's that, Marcel?
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: That is definitely illegal. Marijuana is definitely illegal, So.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: It depends what state you're in. There is illegal in
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: New York is legal? Yeah, it is, no, no, no.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Every time I go to New York, they got rid
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: of all the bodegas. They put weed shops all over Manhattan. Sucks.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I mean I missed those. Yeah, I could used to
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: be able to get a turkey sandwich at four in
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: the morning. Now you can go and get weed. But
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I wanted the turkey sandwich. You know, the corner of bodega.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: There's not many of them.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Less man, Ben, what hold down before the TV picks
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: taking place? Is a definitely a we go?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: All right, blind Scott, I'm sorry it's illegal, Scott.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: It's a five bounces a week. They tracked it in
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: the state. They told me I spend the most on
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: marijuana in the state. They gave me an award. Actually,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: they said I'm a legendary and they gave you a card,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: and I'm the number one customer.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: All right, So marceall, he's the number one customer. Let's
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: check it. Mike the Leprechaunt. Anything you want to add here,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Mike the leprecaun idiot. It's much a failure con failure
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: can all right.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, knockout. Next Monday is Groundhog Day. Your stupid food
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: ticks and TV picks are stupid.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: It's like, that's not very now, that's not polite, that's right,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: what a loser?
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Con Yeah, well material all right.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'll get rid of all of you.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: All right, TV picks, I say you watched Folk, you
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: watched the Sixers game on Peacock NBC. That's what I
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: think you watched.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, I say the NBC Sports Philadelphia there and I
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: give you.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Mixed all right? Uh Mark, what do you think Marcell
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: and Brooklyn watched last night? Nothing better on radio than this?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I think he watched an ABC show called High Potential,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: High Potential, Marci, Oh.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: High Potential on ABC and streaming on Hulu.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Are you he knows every streaming thing?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what not a mixed matchoople, go wite ahead, buddy.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Thanks buddy.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: I think that you watched Landmanman on Netflix?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: No on Apple TV?
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: No?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Oh oh for two, Marcel, I want to three?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Oh you know what not a mixed match is as well?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: It's on Paramount plash wow, body blow, body blow, body blow,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: body blow.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: And Ben Petecock sixers NBA doubleheader.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: It is Oh, look at that, I win again. Unbelievable.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I'll you on Friday.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Oh there we go.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Things better.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. You'll make the world better. Absolutely unbelievable.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Isn't that right, James? He makes the world better, right, James, James,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you're on the air, James. Hollering James, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Welcome
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: to dreamland with hollering James. Right now dreaming around, He's
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: dreaming about chicken wings. Right now, I really want to
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: play the chicken wings. This is no, we're not playing
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: sound effects right Mark, there's no sound effects. This is authentic.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: This is the real deal. Yeah. See, this is the
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: sleep happening. This is where he stops breathing for like
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: ten seconds and then I'll start snoring again. There it is,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: there it is. I've ever wondered what a wild sounds
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: like when it's sleeping out in the wild, out in
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the serengetti. As he sopped again, he stopped breathing always
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: How does he position the phone to get the whole
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: full sound? He's been on hold for four hours. He's
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: got literally he's been on hold the entire show. I'm
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: fascinated by. This is the most amazing caller we have here.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: This is crazy. All right, thank you, James. Start breathing again, James,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, okay, all right, thank you. There's
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  Speaker 5: Attention everyone. And the password is password, you idiot. The
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  Speaker 5: password the word Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Metler.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's welcome in our contestants for password. We have
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  Speaker 1: a Eenie meenie minu moe. We've gotten Mark on the
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  Speaker 1: North End. Hello, Mark, Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you spend a long time no play.
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  Speaker 1: You're back at it. Mark, You're back in the good
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  Speaker 1: End and Mark, who would you like to partner up
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  Speaker 3: Well, do you really even have to ask that?
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  Speaker 1: Question you want to win? Of course I understand that.
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  Speaker 1: Right hold on, you're gonna play. We have Eric the Chef. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Eric the Chef, Welcome, good to have you. Eric. You
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  Speaker 1: to work right now?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well good before you go into work, let's
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  Speaker 1: with Koop? Is that good for you?
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  Speaker 4: Is the one I want to win? So I was
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  Speaker 4: gonna pick Coop anyway?
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  Speaker 1: That's all right, that's bull craft. That's a lie, sir.
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  Speaker 1: How dare you all right?
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  Speaker 3: That time I called in to play?
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  Speaker 4: You hung up on me, Ben? So yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hear that. I probably deserved to be hung up on.
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  Speaker 1: You probably deserved it, how about that? Yeah? All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's play the game. We have a list of words
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  Speaker 1: one to ten. Mark please mark on the North End
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  Speaker 1: the mayor, the honorary Mayor of the North End of Boston,
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  Speaker 1: not blind Scott Mark. Please pick a number.
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  Speaker 6: Well in honor of her absence today, I'll have to
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  Speaker 6: go number one.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Let's go with uh, let's
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  Speaker 1: go with mischievous?
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  Speaker 3: Oh sneaky?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 7: All right, Eric, you heard what Ben said? Me out
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  Speaker 7: of this, Coop, leave me out of it. Let's go
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  Speaker 7: with me out of it. Let's go with risk five. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: that's a bad clue by coop. All right, Mark, that's
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  Speaker 7: a terrible clue.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go with inappropriate.
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  Speaker 3: Nay, yeah, you got that off.
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  Speaker 1: Of my clue. My clue, my clue, Michael, that's eight points,
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  Speaker 1: and you pick a number. Here Eric the chef sitting
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  Speaker 1: in his car waiting, and go to where what's the
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  Speaker 1: temperature in Minneapolis this morning? Just stop it. You're such
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  Speaker 1: a cheater. I take a pick of number. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: know I can look at my phone, but he's actually there.
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  Speaker 1: What number seven? Number seven? No chance you get this right?
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  Speaker 1: No chance? All right, no chance. Let's go with an error.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we got the lead back in the driver's seat,
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  Speaker 7: I was talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go I was win. Oh, stop Mark picking number piller,
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  Speaker 1: mark number number three. All right, let's go on a chance.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way stealing my material, Coop. U. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: with frail. Oh that's a bummer. I think it's too late.
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  Speaker 7: Nor let's talk.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go with let's go with breakable.
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  Speaker 4: Oh let's see, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: You're out, delegate to where was fragile. He said it.
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  Speaker 1: He said it. Sorry, he whistward Mark wistwarded. He said it.
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  Speaker 1: He said it.