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Full Show 10-2-25: Birthday Boy Blues · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I've become our coworker's coffee getter, and I don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: You signed up for it. No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: You did by going to get coffee every morning and
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  Speaker 4: being so proud about it.
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  Speaker 3: And now he's like, hey, will you give me some coffee?
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  Speaker 3: I'll venmo you. But here's the thing that Venmo does
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  Speaker 3: not go to my Starbucks app.
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  Speaker 2: And I had to add fifteen dollars today for thirty
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  Speaker 2: cents because I coffee added an extra two dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It's an inconvenience.
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  Speaker 4: It wouldn't be if you just let him veo you.
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  Speaker 2: You say that he's still being moos me, but I
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  Speaker 2: pay from the Starbucks app, and so I get.
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  Speaker 3: It's the whole thing. I don't. I don't talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it. Will you go get the coffee
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  Speaker 3: out of my car? I don't want to carry it. No,
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  Speaker 3: you signed up for this cherld host.
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  Speaker 1: That's your I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he's doing it. No, it is not. I
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  Speaker 3: can tell you.
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  Speaker 2: It's the guy I stole producer Blake from fun Fact.
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  Speaker 3: Producer Blake was once on another show before he was
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  Speaker 3: on here, and.
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  Speaker 2: He hated it so much he said, can I please
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  Speaker 2: put me on the Alabama Show? You had no idea
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  Speaker 2: I was going to torture you with wheel of pumpkin?
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  Speaker 1: Did you?
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  Speaker 3: I had an imagination? But I'll tell you what. It's
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  Speaker 3: so much worse. Aren't you glad you chose this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, good morning, Hey, thank you for listening. You can
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  Speaker 2: always call in eight three three five oh one. BIMA
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  Speaker 2: is the number. What the hell headlines? We got some
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  Speaker 2: crazy things that people are doing in the news. If
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  Speaker 2: you have good news, we'll do that at seven forty.
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  Speaker 2: But good morning, thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: On the Alabama Show, a robbery suspect got caught after
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  Speaker 2: walking behind a news crew doing a segment about him.
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  Speaker 4: Why how you It was his time to shine baby?
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  Speaker 3: He literally did in Colorado.
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  Speaker 2: He was walking in the background while the TV news
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  Speaker 2: crews were filming a segment about him, and then he
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  Speaker 2: was arrested ten minutes later.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to the moment that the reporter saw him.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, hey, put the camera on him.
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  Speaker 6: You see the spots right here is this him? Would
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  Speaker 6: it be crazy if we actually found the guy right now?
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  Speaker 6: Because we saw a person who was literally fitting the
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  Speaker 6: description just walked down walk by her camera.
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  Speaker 1: Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Taylor, good morning, What are you doing right now? I
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  Speaker 3: am at work? Where do you work that you're there
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  Speaker 3: already so early? I work at Dunky. I'm not coming
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  Speaker 3: up for you, girl. Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's your top selling flavor right now?
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  Speaker 1: In coffee?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, spie, I know somebody who loves pumpkin spice. His
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  Speaker 2: name is producer Blake's.
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  Speaker 3: We got plenty of it. Hey, wait a minut? Are
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  Speaker 3: y'all playing us on the speakers at Duncan? We are?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, shout out to Duncan. Which location garden?
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  Speaker 2: Dell?
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  Speaker 3: Girl, I'm gonna have to come see you one day.
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  Speaker 1: We love you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening. You want to play
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  Speaker 2: super eezy trivia?
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  Speaker 3: I do all right, Taylor?
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  Speaker 2: You know hot works. Ask the questions. Producer Blake is
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  Speaker 2: your lifeline?
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready? I am, Taylor?
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  Speaker 2: Question number one in The Little Mermaid, what does Ariel
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  Speaker 2: give to Ursula in exchange for legs?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: God, I haven't seen a little Mermaids in.
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  Speaker 2: An old time? Do you need to use producer blake
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  Speaker 2: your lifeline?
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  Speaker 7: Unfortunately for that one.
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  Speaker 4: This is the worst one to choose, But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: go with voice.
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  Speaker 3: She couldn't talk.
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  Speaker 2: Next question, probably twelve years and it's so good.
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  Speaker 3: They even did a lot of action one. Okay, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Next one, Taylor, that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: What fruit do raisins come from?
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  Speaker 3: Is it dy?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 7: That's not great?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: What do you draw out to make crisis? Do you
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  Speaker 3: need to use produce a blankets? Okay you can.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry, I've been up so early.
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  Speaker 3: Are your co workers help?
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  Speaker 2: But ask your coworkers just yell it out.
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  Speaker 4: What's good?
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  Speaker 1: Raisins com frow?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Great, that's it Duncan garden. Now for the wind. Last one?
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  Speaker 2: What do potterpillars turn into butterflies?
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  Speaker 5: Go?
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  Speaker 4: You got it?
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  Speaker 3: Anywhere? Are you just one? You're going to Chris Brown?
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  Speaker 7: That is so great.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the element.
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  Speaker 2: Colemon October Fest is all week and long, and this
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  Speaker 2: is so awesome. It's free to get in. There's all
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  Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff for the whole family. Street performers
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  Speaker 2: there's one hundred and ten foot ferris wheel and this
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  Speaker 2: one's my personal favorite. Producer Blake a Wiener dog race
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  Speaker 2: for Octo FurFest.
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  Speaker 3: There's dog friendly stuff to you can even bring your
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  Speaker 3: pets so and they have German food and beer. Octoberfest's
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  Speaker 3: Law and Colin is popping. I'm just saying I'd be
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  Speaker 3: down to go to watch the Wiener dog race.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds like fun.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to go, it's free all weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I will be there on Saturday morning, so look for
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  Speaker 2: me at the at the tent.
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  Speaker 3: And come hang out. We'll have fun.
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  Speaker 2: Keith Urban just changed the fighter lyric inspired by Nicole
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  Speaker 2: Kidman at a recent concert.
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  Speaker 3: This is my heart can't take.
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  Speaker 2: Anymore because they just announced they're split after nineteen years
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  Speaker 2: of marriage.
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  Speaker 3: Here's what he changed the lyric to.
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  Speaker 2: The original lyric says when they're trying to get you baby,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be the fighter. Instead, he's saying, when they're trying
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  Speaker 2: to get you, Maggie, I'll be your guitar player. Maggie
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  Speaker 2: ba who is on tour with him right now.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do this. I don't think there's anything romantic.
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  Speaker 3: She's like twenty five. I think he just didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Want to sing about his his.
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  Speaker 3: Not ex wife has split up part whatever his divorce.
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  Speaker 1: See, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: I love them both.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like my parents are getting a divorce, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm a kid about you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what, I'm about to act out. I'm gonna run
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  Speaker 3: away till they get back together.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a kid man.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: The CDC just issued a warning about ready to eat
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  Speaker 2: food at Walmart and Trader Joe's. It is the pasta meals. Specifically,
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  Speaker 2: at least twenty people have been infected and four have
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  Speaker 2: passed away to a listeria outbreak. So if you have
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  Speaker 2: gotten a ready to eat meal lately at Walmart or
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  Speaker 2: Trader Joe's, go through fridge and toss them out so
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  Speaker 2: that you do not get lysteria. That's three things you
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  Speaker 2: need to know more at the Alabama Show dot com, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 3: Little baby Blake got put in the corner? Is that
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  Speaker 3: a phrase even anymore?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know anyway, Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Alabama with producer Blake. We do love producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: And you had a very important day this week. What
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  Speaker 3: was it? It was my birthday. And what was the
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  Speaker 3: most amazing thing that happened on your birthday? Besides the
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  Speaker 3: photo that I gave you?
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Did your family do anything for you for your birthday? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So me and my cousin share a birthday week, hers
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  Speaker 4: just like four days before mine for six days. And
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  Speaker 4: so everyone in my family goes, hey, Blake, do you
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  Speaker 4: want to join us for Lexi's birthday dinner? I said, uh,
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  Speaker 4: what They're like, Oh, we can just make it both
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  Speaker 4: of those birthdays.
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  Speaker 3: I said, Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't even say do you want to have a
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  Speaker 2: birthday dinner with your cousin?
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  Speaker 3: They said do you want to come to your cousin's
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  Speaker 3: birthday dinner? And then oh, okay, we'll make it yours too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be better to say, hey, do you
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  Speaker 4: want to come enjoy a birthday dinner?
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, when did they How soon before this
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  Speaker 3: dinner did they invite you?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 3: How much of a head's up did you get.
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  Speaker 4: A few hours the same day?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, did you go?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't enough Tom. I didn't have enough Tom.
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  Speaker 2: They all ignored your birthday in the big party for
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  Speaker 2: cousin was your cousin's birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Like a big like how old did she turn?
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  Speaker 4: Same age as me? So literally she's only six days
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  Speaker 4: older than me. And they were like, hey, we're going
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  Speaker 4: out for her birthday.
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  Speaker 3: We can also do you want to come celeb for
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  Speaker 3: eight years too? I was like, what did you have
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  Speaker 3: to have birthday parties with her?
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  Speaker 8: Growing up as a kid sometimes and they frustrating her.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh well, what.
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 2: You got to know how people feel whose birthdays like
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  Speaker 2: on Valentine's Day, are on Christmas or.
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  Speaker 4: If they're twins. Oh god, yeah, look I don't mind,
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  Speaker 4: but don't let me know the day of.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show. Who do you share a birthday with?
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  Speaker 3: Or what holiday do you have to lose your birthday to?
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five I one BAMA is the number
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  Speaker 2: that's eight three three five one two two sixth you're.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five I one BAMA is the number
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  Speaker 2: to call the show, Chris, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Do you share a birthday with somebody close enough?
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  Speaker 1: One of my nephews his birthday is on the seventh
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  Speaker 1: of June. Mine's the eleventh. Oh so one year my
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  Speaker 1: brother threw his son a birthday party on my birthday?
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  Speaker 8: Are you kidding's birthday party on my birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Did they at least do anything for you and have
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  Speaker 2: a cake for you there too?
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  Speaker 1: No, nobody said nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Chris sah well, umpbe can have a birthday party together?
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  Speaker 3: No, we can't. Then it takes away from mine? But
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  Speaker 3: you both hit one quit.
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  Speaker 5: Wine, love me, Betty Hill, it's rough man.
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  Speaker 3: You hang in there, buddy, you too, Thanks for calling,
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to The Alabama Show on Man eight
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  Speaker 1: three three five oh one.
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  Speaker 2: Bama is the number to call the show? Who do
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  Speaker 2: you share a birthday with? Because producer Blake's mad his
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  Speaker 2: family just trying to tack his birthday on to his
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  Speaker 2: cousin's birthday dinner? What You can also message us on
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  Speaker 2: social media? What are people saying on the Alabama Show
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know their.
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  Speaker 4: Actual name, but Zig eighty eight ten commented and said
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  Speaker 4: mine is November fifth, and so is the Kardashian Mom.
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  Speaker 4: But so is Kevin Jonas, So that's better lol.
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 8: Well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if we're going there, I share a birthday
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  Speaker 2: with Bob Dylan, Come on, we.
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  Speaker 3: All share like celebrities. But I mean I feel bad
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  Speaker 3: for my little cousin Hannah.
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  Speaker 2: She does the voice of her birthday is in December,
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  Speaker 2: like a week before Christmas, so she gets jipped every year.
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  Speaker 3: That's called the show. Eight three three five oh one
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  Speaker 3: two two.
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  Speaker 1: Six two Yellabama Show on to Man Free on the
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  Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
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  Speaker 2: to call the show. Jessica, Good morning. Who do you
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  Speaker 2: share a birthday with?
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  Speaker 4: I share a birthday with my daughter and my two
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  Speaker 4: step son.
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  Speaker 3: How did you have your daughter on your birthday? That's wild?
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  Speaker 7: Well it ends up being just about a day apart,
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  Speaker 7: but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I guess we all released at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: Hey there was something in the water.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I just kind of get thrown under the wing now
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  Speaker 7: and it's not really even my birthday, so I'm just
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  Speaker 7: kind of used to it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh girl, Well, bless you, we love you.
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  Speaker 7: I love y'all, and I I hope y'all have a
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  Speaker 7: great morning.
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  Speaker 3: You two, thank you for calling. Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five oh one two two sixty two
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  Speaker 2: is the number to call in Kim, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Do you share a birthday with? Somebody not me. My
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  Speaker 3: husband and my son.
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  Speaker 2: Their birthdays are the same day, same day, girl, how'd
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  Speaker 2: you make that happen?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we know how you made it happen. So what
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  Speaker 3: do you have to do? That's easy for you. It's cheaper.
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  Speaker 2: Time.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, do you spend more money on for their birthday?
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  Speaker 3: Your husband or your son? Who gets the best birthday present?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even think twice my son. I love it. Kim,
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  Speaker 3: You're amazing. Thank you for calling the show.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: On the Alabama show, a woman stole a motorized public's
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  Speaker 2: shopping cart to go to an appointment.
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  Speaker 3: Why what could you be going to?
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  Speaker 4: Wait?
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  Speaker 3: First, guess where this happened.
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  Speaker 4: It had to be Florida.
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  Speaker 3: A Florida woman.
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  Speaker 2: Was arrested after stealing the shopping cart from publics and
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  Speaker 2: driving it down Airport Road in.
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  Speaker 3: Punta Gorda, Florida.
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  Speaker 2: She made it a mile away from publics and the
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  Speaker 2: cops finally caught up to her at a gas station
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  Speaker 2: down the road, and when they questioned her, she said,
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  Speaker 2: I have a medical appointment I've got to go to,
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  Speaker 2: and so they had her checked out at a hospital.
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  Speaker 3: To make sure she was okay.
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  Speaker 2: She was so then they arrested her and she now
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  Speaker 2: faces charges.
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  Speaker 3: Of grand theft. At she did have to have a
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  Speaker 3: driver's license, she said she was going to return it
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  Speaker 3: after her appointment. That's all we need.
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  Speaker 1: There's three things you need to know you with them.
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  Speaker 2: Rock the South is expected to make a major announcement today.
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  Speaker 2: They kind of gave us a teaser yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: On social media.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows for sure what the announcement is, but the
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  Speaker 2: rumor and the speculation is Rock the South may move
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  Speaker 2: from Coleman to Decatur.
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  Speaker 3: Still unconfirmed, but that is the guess. That's that's what people.
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  Speaker 2: That's the whispers on the streets and on a couple
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  Speaker 2: of web sites.
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  Speaker 3: I did Google Maps Decater.
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  Speaker 2: It's about forty minutes north of Coleman, so it's not
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  Speaker 2: that much further if they move it.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Reading Rainbow is back. Sing me the song buddy Reading
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  Speaker 3: rain a butterfly in this guy.
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  Speaker 2: You got it anyway, it's coming back with a new host.
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  Speaker 2: A viral librarian, Michael Threetz is going.
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  Speaker 3: To be the new host.
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  Speaker 2: He has gained a massive following online.
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  Speaker 3: The past few years.
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  Speaker 2: There's also going to be a handful of celebrity guest
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  Speaker 2: stars on the show. New episodes will premiere every Saturday
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  Speaker 2: morning in October on kid Zuko that's a kid's YouTube
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  Speaker 2: channel from Sony Pictures TV, and the episodes will also
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  Speaker 2: be available on Reading Rainbow's website.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: And rest in peace to Jane Goodall. Did you see this?
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  Speaker 3: She passed away?
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  Speaker 2: She is the world's leading chimpanzee expert.
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  Speaker 3: She passed away at the age of ninety one.
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  Speaker 2: They say it was due to natural causes.
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  Speaker 3: She was literally on tour.
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  Speaker 2: She was in California as a part of her speaking
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  Speaker 2: tour in the Jane Goodall. If you don't know who
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  Speaker 2: she is, there's a great documentary about her that came
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  Speaker 2: out in twenty seventeen. But she is who had the
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: groundbreaking discovery in nineteen sixty that chimpanzees could make a
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  Speaker 2: news tools.
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  Speaker 4: That it's super neat.
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  Speaker 3: We learned about her all the time in high school.
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  Speaker 3: She is awesome, like, so, rest in peace. I'm glad
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  Speaker 3: though that it was natural causes.
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  Speaker 2: And it wasn't something like that's I mean, I'll be
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  Speaker 2: wrong on I don't know if it was in her
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  Speaker 2: sleep or not.
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  Speaker 3: But when I go.
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  Speaker 2: I hope I'm old and in my sleep and natural causes, peaceful.
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  Speaker 3: Peacefully and at the time you needed to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's three things you need to know. More at
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  Speaker 3: Good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 7: It's Anna from Morris, Anna.
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  Speaker 3: From Morris Girl. Where you been? How is life? Uh?
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  Speaker 7: It's great? I was calling to give my what's good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What's your what's your good news?
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  Speaker 7: I decided to choose myself and I'm getting divorced.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Are on the dating apps yet? Have you downloaded Facebook?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Dating? Oh? Girl? No?
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: Is a scary world up here?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Down it's a dumpster fire.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Uh what what are you looking forward to the most
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: about being single?
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: Exactly that being single.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: And being able to do whatever you want.
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm not on anyone's timeline but my own. I
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: don't have to answer to anyone. I'm not even thirty.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna lift my lips.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Good you look.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I know, like in a lot of cases, divorces can
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: be a hard, sad thing. But good for you for
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: making it a positive, for seeing the good out of it,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: for taking care of yourself.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I am proud of you.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: Absolutely. That's it's gonna be a great era.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Now, when you're ready for us to do shoot your
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: seat and set you up with somebody on the show,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: you just give us a call.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure, but I'll keep you in mind.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Bama.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Anna.
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: You're welcome back.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Dear producer Blake, here's my issue for ask Alabama.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, here's my issue for help Alabama.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: By the way, thanks for listening to the Alabama Show.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I'm Alabama with producer Blake. So I'm the egg dealer
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: at my in my neighborhood. Yes, I know.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: I sell the eggs because I've got fifty chickens and
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: I'm getting like fourteen eggs a day.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: And I have one great consistent customer that buys like
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: several dozens of eggs for me at a time and
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: gives me money.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: And I love that because it pays for the chicken food.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Like it's not much, it's it literally just pays. It
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: helps my chickens break even.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: Okay, So he hasn't asked me for eggs lately, and
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: I've kind of been wondering, like I wonder what's going
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: on with my buddy down the road.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Why hasn't he asked me for eggs lately?
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Well, yesterday I go to my other neighbor's house, uh huh,
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: and we're talking about birds and stuff, and he was like, oh, yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: I give so and so eggs for free.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Now are you kidding me?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: He started giving the person I sell eggs to free eggs.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: So that's why he's not getting my money. I was like, you,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: you're the reason. You're the reason I'm not I've lost
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: a customer. How dare you?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: You two are just competing gas stations on the end
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: of the street. One of you is like lowering the
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: prices so much the other one goes away for free.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: That's a terrible business model for like the cow and.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Milk until they until they get you out of town.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I should charge in taxes. I need to charge in
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: the egg tax. You don't own the chicken livestock in
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: the area I do.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: No, you own yours.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: You know what I told him I'm gonna do.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like you know what, I'm gonna put
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: up a self serve egg stand on the corner of
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: my lot and let people come over here and get
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: the eggs and bomb.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Oh and then put it like as there be responsible
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: nice hey me.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put a little lot box in there my Venmo code.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I need you to build that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: By the way, that's your next project. I want to
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: self serve eggstand I for my corner for the neighborhood.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I selled everybody else. I thought your corner was for
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: something else. No, my corners for the self start serve eggs.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Just build me one. If you build it, they will
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: buy my eggs.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Thank you for the emphasis.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Same we ever have little like neighbor wars like this
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: call the show.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Eight three three five A one Bama is the number
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: that's height three three five O one two two six two.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: We're listening to the Alabama Show on DEMN.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I think it's been a good week so far on
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: the show. There's been some ups and downs for me. Well,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: we'll see if tomorrow is in up, we're down for you.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna bet down well anyway, and for the rest
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: of your day.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: We will be back bright and early tomorrow morning at
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: six am.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to me Alabama Show on demand.