Latest / No Dribble / Liz Ellis Stranded in the Outback, Netball's Biggest Mouths & World Cup Drama
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- 0:08Speaker 1: Well, dribblers don't miss a beat, do they? We have
- 0:10Speaker 1: all by now heard the news that next year we
- 0:14Speaker 1: can go and listen to this shit.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Jack be nimble. Jack be quick.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Jack wound up with a broken neck. Humpty Dumpty, do
- 0:22Speaker 1: your thing. Daddy's going to buy you a diamond ring.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you go to a Nickelback concert, hey?
- 0:28Speaker 1: That one is called Must Be Nice, which there's a
- 0:32Speaker 1: much better version of that in Hamilton.
- 0:34Speaker 2: But anyway, you're on No Dribble, strap in!
- 0:37Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to No Dribble, the podcast where we
- 0:51Speaker 1: debate the merits of Nickelback, and we talk about netball
- 0:55Speaker 1: and so much more.
- 0:56Speaker 2: My name's Carolyn Swindell.
- 0:57Speaker 3: I'm Kath Cox. Konnichiwa.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Konnichiwa.
- 1:00Speaker 4: I'm from Tokyo. That's so cool. I'm Liz Ellis and
- 1:04Speaker 4: I'm where I always am, which is not that exciting.
- 1:06Speaker 4: But anywho.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Come on, Pat Malone, but Catherine is still having this
- 1:11Speaker 1: birthday party.
- 1:12Speaker 5: Oh, look, it's going to go for as long as
- 1:14Speaker 5: I can stretch it out, but we can't talk about
- 1:16Speaker 5: that until we talk about Nickelback. I love the dribblers
- 1:19Speaker 5: when they point out stuff to us as important as this.
- 1:24Speaker 5: I would not have known Nickelback was coming. I've now
- 1:28Speaker 5: got on the Google. It's on the 14th of October
- 1:30Speaker 5: at Afterplay Arena in Sydney.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Alitha and I are.
- 1:34Speaker 5: Educated, but I feel like it would be a disservice
- 1:36Speaker 5: if we didn't take you, Carolyn, to experience those great lyrics.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 1:41Speaker 4: Yeah, put out your lumberjack jackets and get on to Nickelback.
- 1:45Speaker 4: But it is on. So, Catherine, I thought you must have, like,
- 1:48Speaker 4: been following the Nickelback socials because we get this random
- 1:52Speaker 4: message from you. 14th of October, 2027, clear the diary, gals.
- 1:56Speaker 4: Liz and I are taking Carolyn to Nickelback in Sydney.
- 1:58Speaker 4: I was like, oh, my God, Catherine, that's so keen.
- 2:01Speaker 4: But now you've just admitted the dribblers have told you. Look,
- 2:04Speaker 4: I was excited this week because Powderfinger are reforming.
- 2:07Speaker 3: So, yeah.
- 2:08Speaker 4: I'm going to have to see how this, and they've
- 2:10Speaker 4: just released their dates this morning, so I will need
- 2:13Speaker 4: to see how this aligns and whether it all lines
- 2:16Speaker 4: up and we can sort of do the Powderfinger Nickelback tour,
- 2:18Speaker 4: but I suspect the Powderfinger boys would not be happy
- 2:21Speaker 4: with us piggybacking the two publicly.
- 2:24Speaker 3: It's quite the departure from one to other.
- 2:27Speaker 4: Yes, isn't it? They're very different.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Have I told you my Powderfinger story?
- 2:31Speaker 3: I bet your listeners can trump it.
- 2:35Speaker 5: Okay, go.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Well, so Powderfinger played at my friend's 21st for a
- 2:40Speaker 1: bottle of rum. This is in 1990, 1989 or whatever.
- 2:44Speaker 1: This is when they were just doing Neil Young covers
- 2:47Speaker 1: and we were at uni and because I'm a year
- 2:49Speaker 1: older than them, obviously I was a year wiser than
- 2:52Speaker 1: them and I went, look, this is great, but give
- 2:54Speaker 1: it away, get a proper job like the rest of us. Also, Powderfinger,
- 3:00Speaker 1: stupid name for a band.
- 3:02Speaker 2: So there we go.
- 3:04Speaker 1: And thus began my career as a music manager.
- 3:10Speaker 3: The mogul, the music mogul just didn't happen for a
- 3:12Speaker 3: whole range of reasons.
- 3:13Speaker 2: That's right.
- 3:14Speaker 5: Well, Liz can trump that, I think, to a degree.
- 3:18Speaker 5: I think we told this story maybe. We were swimming
- 3:21Speaker 5: in some random place. It was like Caloundra.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Or somewhere, Liz?
- 3:25Speaker 4: Somewhere on the Sunshine Coast.
- 3:27Speaker 5: Somewhere in the Sunshine Coast, in the surf, out the back, just,
- 3:30Speaker 5: you know, past the waves, just having a little relax.
- 3:33Speaker 5: Liz goes under a wave, pops up, and then goes, oh, hey.
- 3:38Speaker 5: And it's, what, was he.
- 3:40Speaker 4: The lead singer? No, JC. No, Bernard's the lead singer. JC,
- 3:43Speaker 4: I've got to, I can't remember what he plays.
- 3:45Speaker 2: John Collins? I think he might, is he the bass? No,
- 3:48Speaker 2: Ian Hogue's the bass guitarer. This is terrible.
- 3:51Speaker 4: No, he's the bass guitarist.
- 3:52Speaker 2: I'm going to have my Queensland credentials.
- 3:54Speaker 4: Stripped from me. No, he's the bass guitarist.
- 3:56Speaker 3: Yeah. But what's worse is she didn't just recognise and go, oh, hey, JC.
- 4:00Speaker 3: He was like, oh, Liz. Oh, God.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Because that's what you do when you're in the water.
- 4:06Speaker 2: You just pop up randomly.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Is it him who has opened a music venue, like
- 4:10Speaker 1: reopened Fortitude Valley in Brisbane as a live music venue?
- 4:15Speaker 2: One of the Powderfinger boys did that.
- 4:16Speaker 4: Yes, it's him.
- 4:17Speaker 2: And I just think, man, that's so good.
- 4:18Speaker 4: Yeah, he's, I can't remember the name of it. It's
- 4:21Speaker 4: a theatre in Brisbane.
- 4:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:23Speaker 4: So, yes, he has. It's amazing. So, I don't know,
- 4:26Speaker 4: but I'm very excited about potentially seeing Powderfinger because I
- 4:29Speaker 4: never saw them live when they were at their peak
- 4:31Speaker 4: of their powers.
- 4:32Speaker 3: Oh, did you not?
- 4:32Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 4:33Speaker 1: I reckon I've been 30 times, not just when they
- 4:36Speaker 1: played at my friend's 21st for a bottle of Bundaberg rum,
- 4:39Speaker 1: but like.
- 4:39Speaker 2: I've actually paid concert. Have you seen them, Sid?
- 4:41Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I saw them when they were in Sydney. So,
- 4:44Speaker 1: they were here in about... 2012, maybe, or maybe it
- 4:49Speaker 1: was slightly after that. But I remember the girl who
- 4:51Speaker 1: I worked with in 2010 had a spare ticket and
- 4:54Speaker 1: I ended up going with her. And it was great
- 4:56Speaker 1: because we were directly in front of the stage, but
- 5:00Speaker 1: at the back of the front section. And there was
- 5:02Speaker 1: sort of a sound desk or something behind us. And
- 5:04Speaker 1: we were right in front of that. So there was
- 5:06Speaker 1: no one behind us, which is which is good. And
- 5:08Speaker 1: then halfway through the show, she said, I reckon something's
- 5:11Speaker 1: happening here. And then we turned around and they popped
- 5:14Speaker 1: up behind us on a little stage right in the
- 5:17Speaker 1: middle there.
- 5:17Speaker 2: And so we were... We were front row without having
- 5:20Speaker 2: to try anything.
- 5:21Speaker 4: Oh, that's so cool.
- 5:22Speaker 5: But you haven't seen them to tell them the conversation
- 5:25Speaker 5: that you said about changing your name.
- 5:27Speaker 2: No, I don't think they'd remember me.
- 5:28Speaker 3: That would be funny.
- 5:29Speaker 1: So Ian Hogue was dating one of my good friends
- 5:31Speaker 1: at the time. But, you know, like when you're at uni,
- 5:35Speaker 1: you know all these kind of people a bit on
- 5:37Speaker 1: the periphery and then you're not strong enough friends to
- 5:40Speaker 1: keep seeing them. So I remember them obviously because– they
- 5:44Speaker 1: didn't take my excellent career advice and they've stayed in
- 5:47Speaker 1: the public eye. But I'd be very surprised if they
- 5:49Speaker 1: remembered me. But they would remember playing Trish Armstrong's 21st.
- 5:52Speaker 5: Well, if we run into them next time, we must.
- 5:57Speaker 4: Well, it's not beyond the realms of possibility because Powderfinger
- 6:02Speaker 4: are actually netball fans. So I ran into them at
- 6:05Speaker 4: a golf day and we must have just played, we've
- 6:09Speaker 4: just played a match against New Zealand in, the weeks previously,
- 6:14Speaker 4: and they were telling me a story that they were
- 6:16Speaker 4: late onto stage because they were watching the end of
- 6:18Speaker 4: the game. The game must have gone into overtime.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Good work.
- 6:20Speaker 4: So they are, they're Nettie fans. They're certified Nettie fans,
- 6:23Speaker 4: which is why we love the Venn diagram when you
- 6:25Speaker 4: have Powderfinger and Netball. It just crossed right there.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Well, and thank God.
- 6:28Speaker 1: So we're six minutes in and we've spent maybe 30
- 6:31Speaker 1: seconds talking about Nickelback and four or five times that
- 6:35Speaker 1: amount talking about Powderfinger.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Like I feel... I feel somewhat relieved.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Don't give me the challenge. I can take us back
- 6:42Speaker 3: to Nuku Bay.
- 6:43Speaker 2: No, no, not a problem.
- 6:45Speaker 3: That's good.
- 6:45Speaker 1: So, Catherine, you could talk about having, you could talk
- 6:48Speaker 1: about look at this photograph and then show us something
- 6:50Speaker 1: about your amazing trip because you're not here with me
- 6:52Speaker 1: this week, but you are dialing in from Japan. So
- 6:56Speaker 1: we have a new broadcast country. We often track where
- 6:59Speaker 1: we're listened to, but what we haven't done is tracked
- 7:02Speaker 1: where we have recorded from around this great nation and internationally,
- 7:06Speaker 1: but we're ticking them off.
- 7:08Speaker 5: Well, that is true because where have you done? You've
- 7:10Speaker 5: done the States. You've done the UK.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done France, Netherlands, Switzerland. I didn't do Italy.
- 7:20Speaker 2: I've done Canada. Yeah, a number of countries. Have I
- 7:24Speaker 2: done New Zealand?
- 7:25Speaker 3: I should have done New Zealand.
- 7:27Speaker 2: That's the country I spend most time in, I think.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Highly like it. But anyway, yes, we are in Japan.
- 7:32Speaker 3: It is so good. I get why all the Aussies
- 7:36Speaker 3: rave about it.
- 7:37Speaker 4: It is amazing.
- 7:37Speaker 5: And do you know what I've discovered? And the reason
- 7:40Speaker 5: I think I really love it, every third or fourth
- 7:43Speaker 5: shop is a food shop of some sort without fail.
- 7:46Speaker 5: You can't struggle to find a drink.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Or some food or whatever.
- 7:50Speaker 2: And good food too.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Like it's just like.
- 7:53Speaker 1: You can go into a convenience store, get food and go, well,
- 7:56Speaker 1: I would buy this in a restaurant at home.
- 7:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 7:58Speaker 3: Well, I've just had my pancakes from 7-Eleven. They come
- 8:02Speaker 3: prepackaged and they have the margarine and the maple in
- 8:06Speaker 3: them and then you just microwave them and it all
- 8:08Speaker 3: just oozes out.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
- 8:09Speaker 3: How so good.
- 8:10Speaker 5: We've been into 7-Eleven maybe four or five times a
- 8:13Speaker 5: day getting little bits and pieces, but.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Oh, my God, it's so good.
- 8:17Speaker 5: I will come home the size of the house and
- 8:19Speaker 5: probably have them pooed for a week, but that's beside
- 8:21Speaker 5: the point.
- 8:21Speaker 4: That's what holidays are for.
- 8:24Speaker 5: No, but let me tell you, the other thing people
- 8:26Speaker 5: rave about, and I can't believe that they talk about
- 8:28Speaker 5: it as much as they do, how good the toilets are.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Have you heard this?
- 8:33Speaker 5: Everyone raves about the fancy toilets in Japan. Anyway, so
- 8:37Speaker 5: we get to our hotel room and we've got one
- 8:39Speaker 5: of the fancy toilets. So it washes all the bits.
- 8:42Speaker 5: It's got the drying bits, all the stuff. And I've
- 8:45Speaker 5: never used one. And I said to Harper, before this
- 8:49Speaker 5: trip is up, I'm.
- 8:50Speaker 3: Going to have a crack at it. Pardon the pun.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Well, it's going to have a crack in you, yeah.
- 8:57Speaker 5: Anyway, so the other day I was in there and
- 9:00Speaker 5: I was like, okay, today's the day it's happening.
- 9:01Speaker 3: She's like, oh, let me press the button. I'm like, oh,
- 9:04Speaker 3: you can just leave me.
- 9:05Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Well, I have a go at this.
- 9:10Speaker 3: It's quite the experience.
- 9:11Speaker 4: Do you remember when we were touring, whenever anyone had
- 9:14Speaker 4: needles or anything like that, we'd take photos, I think.
- 9:16Speaker 4: We probably need photos, photographic proof. Actually, no, we don't.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Does it talk to you, Kath? Does it open up
- 9:23Speaker 2: and sort of speak to you in Japanese? There's some
- 9:26Speaker 2: of them that there's.
- 9:27Speaker 3: Soft mood lighting.
- 9:28Speaker 5: This one doesn't, but I believe a lot of them do,
- 9:30Speaker 5: but just like the warm seat and then the different
- 9:34Speaker 5: sprays and different strengths of the spray and all like
- 9:37Speaker 5: it's it's.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Not something you need at home though is it like
- 9:41Speaker 1: it's it's it is something that it's like i've never
- 9:44Speaker 1: sort of thought and i've spent a lot of time
- 9:46Speaker 1: in japan i used to live there and it's like
- 9:48Speaker 1: but i've never thought you know what i need in
- 9:50Speaker 1: my house is a ten thousand dollar automated toilet like
- 9:55Speaker 1: i don't know how much they cost but i would
- 9:57Speaker 1: assume it's quite a lot and then it's just something
- 9:59Speaker 1: else to break i I love them but it's not
- 10:01Speaker 1: something I've ever thought this would make my life significantly better.
- 10:05Speaker 4: No, and the only reason I'd spend $ 10, 000 on a
- 10:07Speaker 4: toilet is so that my son actually got everything in
- 10:11Speaker 4: the toilet. Nishit.
- 10:15Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 10:16Speaker 2: I'm Swindell.
- 10:17Speaker 3: When were you here and where were you?
- 10:19Speaker 1: So I did my degree in Japanese and then we
- 10:23Speaker 1: had graduated into the recession we had to have and
- 10:26Speaker 1: I lived in Japan in 90, I reckon it was 92.
- 10:30Speaker 1: I lived there for a year and I lived in
- 10:31Speaker 1: a place called Nishinomiya between Osaka and Kobe and then
- 10:36Speaker 1: been back a bunch of times. Haven't been back since 2019.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Last time we were there was in the Rugby World
- 10:42Speaker 1: Cup and it was such a great place to come
- 10:45Speaker 1: and watch a big sporting event because the the Japanese
- 10:48Speaker 1: fans are so polite and so welcoming. And because of that,
- 10:52Speaker 1: we ended up heading down to Fukuoka and a place
- 10:57Speaker 1: called Oita down there.
- 10:59Speaker 2: So a bit off the beaten track.
- 11:00Speaker 1: And it wasn't off the beaten track, obviously, because it
- 11:02Speaker 1: was during World Cup and there were a lot of
- 11:04Speaker 1: fans there. But just places that you might not otherwise go, oh, well,
- 11:08Speaker 1: let's go and go there.
- 11:09Speaker 4: It was great. Love it.
- 11:11Speaker 3: Yeah. It's so good, isn't it? We're venturing into the
- 11:13Speaker 3: metro system today for the first time. Ooh.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Piece of cake.
- 11:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:18Speaker 3: Well, we'll see. Because we've got sushi making. We're doing
- 11:22Speaker 3: a sushi making class at.
- 11:23Speaker 2: The fish market.
- 11:25Speaker 3: I know.
- 11:25Speaker 2: At the fish market. Oh, fantastic.
- 11:27Speaker 3: At the fish market. So it's going to be really fresh.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, can we have photos of that, please?
- 11:34Speaker 3: It's been good fun. But it's an interesting trip when
- 11:37Speaker 3: you come with a 10-year-old.
- 11:39Speaker 5: Girl because oh god they're expensive to run yeah far
- 11:42Speaker 5: out the shopping drags to all the dog cafes yeah
- 11:48Speaker 5: they're great but they stink wee and the dogs are
- 11:52Speaker 5: so disinterested they just walk past you and like oh
- 11:54Speaker 5: don't touch me you know like it's it's kind of
- 11:56Speaker 5: a bit it's a bit weird but um it's it's
- 11:59Speaker 5: been good fun i've got another mate that's here at
- 12:01Speaker 5: the same time and he's like oh we're going to
- 12:03Speaker 5: the bar to watch the wallabies play tonight you want
- 12:06Speaker 5: to meet us oh I would.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Well, I can't.
- 12:10Speaker 1: You want to watch the first half of that game.
- 12:12Speaker 1: You're happy to miss the second half of it, frankly.
- 12:14Speaker 3: Well, there you go. So I'm glad I didn't go.
- 12:17Speaker 3: We went to a cat.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Cafe in Seoul and there's all these signs up on
- 12:21Speaker 1: the wall like wanted posters of don't touch this cat.
- 12:24Speaker 2: It's really angry. This one's been in a bad mood lately.
- 12:29Speaker 4: That's all.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Whereas I think with the dog cafes, it's more like,
- 12:33Speaker 1: the worst you could say about them is they're a
- 12:34Speaker 1: bit apathetic, right? Whereas then like what this one was,
- 12:38Speaker 1: watch out for these cats.
- 12:39Speaker 4: They're aggressive.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Yes, I wouldn't do that, but we did get some rules.
- 12:42Speaker 5: So they've got little clothes or scarves on and the
- 12:46Speaker 5: rule was only feed the naked dogs because.
- 12:50Speaker 3: The other ones are on a diet or they've got
- 12:53Speaker 3: some allergies or something.
- 12:57Speaker 4: It's just bizarre.
- 12:58Speaker 3: But I'm having the best fun.
- 13:01Speaker 5: So, Liz, Carolyn gave me a challenge to find the
- 13:04Speaker 5: most random beauty treatment or beauty something I could find
- 13:08Speaker 5: for her.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Oh, we have got some crackers already.
- 13:11Speaker 5: The condition, though, is that she has to try them
- 13:15Speaker 5: live on the show next week.
- 13:18Speaker 1: It's not going to permanently change any part of me,
- 13:22Speaker 1: is it? Like it's not going to.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Not permanently.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:29Speaker 4: Oh, I love it.
- 13:32Speaker 5: Well, we found two and then I found another three
- 13:35Speaker 5: after that and I just thought, oh, I have to
- 13:36Speaker 5: get these.
- 13:37Speaker 3: It's so good.
- 13:38Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it.
- 13:40Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to it. It'll be good fun. A
- 13:43Speaker 3: challenge has taken place and we are still going.
- 13:47Speaker 1: It's a shame you're not here today because tomorrow is
- 13:50Speaker 1: my wedding anniversary, my 20th wedding anniversary, so it would
- 13:53Speaker 1: be nice to have just something to sort of spice things.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Up a little bit. It's like, oh, my wife, I've
- 13:58Speaker 2: got a new wife who is eyebrow-less.
- 14:03Speaker 4: Catherine, could you marry the beauty treatment up with what's 20th?
- 14:09Speaker 1: So it's China or porcelain or the modern gift for.
- 14:13Speaker 2: It is platinum.
- 14:15Speaker 4: Oh, go with the platinum.
- 14:16Speaker 3: Platinum.
- 14:16Speaker 4: Yeah, so you have to find something, a beauty treatment
- 14:19Speaker 4: to do with platinum to celebrate Helen's 20th year of marriage.
- 14:24Speaker 5: When you just said spice up the 20th year of marriage,
- 14:28Speaker 5: I nearly cried because one of them, which you'll understand
- 14:31Speaker 5: next week, could potentially do that.
- 14:37Speaker 4: Oh, I'm excited about this.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Well, I feel like I should have an escape clause.
- 14:43Speaker 1: I haven't talked to you about this. We have a
- 14:46Speaker 1: dribbler who's going to do the no dribble tattoo on
- 14:49Speaker 1: the week of the, yeah, yeah, Shelley, who I met
- 14:53Speaker 1: her at the very first no dribble live event that
- 14:57Speaker 1: we had here at Sydney before the roses test. And
- 15:00Speaker 1: I just, You know, I try to talk to everyone,
- 15:03Speaker 1: try to remember people's names, whatever. But for some reason,
- 15:06Speaker 1: I was sure she was Alison. So now anytime I
- 15:09Speaker 1: hear from her, she says, Shelley, you know me as Alison.
- 15:11Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, gotcha. But she's going to get a
- 15:15Speaker 1: no dribble tattoo that we are paying for. She's even
- 15:17Speaker 1: offered to pay for it herself. But it's like, no, no,
- 15:19Speaker 1: that was the deal. But I did make her have
- 15:21Speaker 1: a compulsory seven day cooling off period.
- 15:24Speaker 2: And she's still keen.
- 15:26Speaker 4: Oh, so you don't like when you, you go Catherine.
- 15:28Speaker 3: I think we're probably going to say the same thing.
- 15:31Speaker 4: I was going to like talk about, you know, when
- 15:32Speaker 4: you do, this is not funny, but when, when we
- 15:35Speaker 4: were trying to have our second child and.
- 15:38Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 15:41Speaker 4: My sister offered, this is taking us somewhere where we
- 15:44Speaker 4: might not be able to come back from, but my
- 15:46Speaker 4: sister offered to be an egg donor. Right. So, because
- 15:49Speaker 4: I was, I mean, I'm all of two years older than,
- 15:51Speaker 4: and she was like, no, no, I got heaps of
- 15:52Speaker 4: eggs when I did IVF. So she offered to be
- 15:54Speaker 4: an egg donor. And then because our first daughter actually
- 15:58Speaker 4: looks more like Kath than me and Kath's first daughter
- 16:01Speaker 4: looks more like me than her, we're like, oh, cool,
- 16:04Speaker 4: we'll just cross over genes and we'll be fine. We're
- 16:06Speaker 4: alike enough. But we had to go through all this
- 16:08Speaker 4: counselling and we had to do counselling as a one
- 16:12Speaker 4: couple and then another couple and then all four of
- 16:15Speaker 4: us together. So, you know, Kat's partner and my partner.
- 16:19Speaker 4: And so I was just sitting here thinking, like, it's
- 16:21Speaker 4: all very well to have the cooling off period, but
- 16:23Speaker 4: do we need some counselling to go along with this?
- 16:26Speaker 5: Shelley Allison needs to go and have some counselling in
- 16:28Speaker 5: the lead up to this.
- 16:29Speaker 3: But more importantly, where is she based? Do we get
- 16:32Speaker 3: to go and watch it happen?
- 16:33Speaker 1: Well, she's coming to Sydney, so she's going to be
- 16:35Speaker 1: at our live event. So I think we try to
- 16:38Speaker 1: work out something around that time because, We have.
- 16:42Speaker 2: To be there, right?
- 16:43Speaker 3: We have to be there. Yeah. Maybe we do it after.
- 16:45Speaker 2: I'm excited.
- 16:47Speaker 1: But someone suggested, you know that in the show logo
- 16:53Speaker 1: or the little tile when you look at us on
- 16:55Speaker 1: Spotify and whatever, it's the three of us. Someone suggested,
- 16:59Speaker 1: what about she just gets that.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Over her whole back?
- 17:02Speaker 4: Oh, no, I wouldn't let her.
- 17:06Speaker 3: I would allow the silhouette of. Oh.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Well, I think she can choose whatever representation and size
- 17:13Speaker 1: and location that she wants for this. And I would
- 17:16Speaker 1: be encouraging something smaller and more discreet than that. But,
- 17:22Speaker 1: you know, drippers have got great ideas. They feed them
- 17:25Speaker 1: to us.
- 17:26Speaker 4: And maybe something that like as you get older it
- 17:28Speaker 4: won't distort. My son told me this morning he saw
- 17:31Speaker 4: he was looking, I had it singlet on that sort
- 17:33Speaker 4: of rode up a bit and he said, what's your
- 17:35Speaker 4: tattoo on your back? I said, it's a gecko, mate.
- 17:38Speaker 4: Is that obvious? He said, it looks like a blob.
- 17:40Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, thanks, good chance.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Kids are wonderful, aren't they?
- 17:43Speaker 4: I know, they're great.
- 17:45Speaker 1: All right, we need to have a little break and
- 17:46Speaker 1: come back and talk about some knitball. So, look, it's
- 18:02Speaker 1: not a huge netball period at the moment, but there
- 18:06Speaker 1: was a big announcement during the week which was quite exciting.
- 18:09Speaker 1: And given Catherine is in another country and this relates
- 18:12Speaker 1: to something that is international and because, you know, it's
- 18:16Speaker 1: the Netball World Cup, we should talk about it. Netball
- 18:19Speaker 1: World Cup 2031 going to?
- 18:20Speaker 3: Manchester.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Yeah. So it will be the fourth time England has
- 18:27Speaker 1: hosted a Netball World Cup, I believe, and that's exciting.
- 18:30Speaker 2: And it will be?
- 18:31Speaker 1: A centenary of something. So a proper podcast would have
- 18:36Speaker 1: all of these notes in front of them and be
- 18:37Speaker 1: able to tell you. Here on No Dribble, we go,
- 18:41Speaker 1: I saw something on Instagram. What the hell was that?
- 18:43Speaker 1: But anyway, it's a centenary of something.
- 18:45Speaker 4: Of England netball. Of what? England netball.
- 18:49Speaker 2: England netball. So that's exciting.
- 18:52Speaker 3: That is very exciting. So how long do we, how
- 18:54Speaker 3: long have we got to save? What is that?
- 18:56Speaker 1: So I have done calculations here. So I've calculated it
- 18:59Speaker 1: based on, because we don't know exactly when it's going
- 19:02Speaker 1: to be, but I've said, okay, maybe it'll be sometime
- 19:05Speaker 1: in 2031. So to be conservative, I've said April, 2031.
- 19:08Speaker 1: I think it's more likely to be in the England summer,
- 19:12Speaker 1: but Anyway, that's about 54 months. So if dribblers save
- 19:16Speaker 1: $ 100 a month, 23 bucks a week, put it in
- 19:20Speaker 1: one of those savings account where you get bonus interest
- 19:23Speaker 1: if you put it in and don't take it out
- 19:25Speaker 1: in a month. And you should have, that'll be $ 5, 500
- 19:30Speaker 1: or somewhere between $ 5, 500 and $ 7, 500, depending on when the
- 19:35Speaker 1: year it goes and how much you want to save.
- 19:37Speaker 1: If you want to round it up to $ 30 a week,
- 19:39Speaker 1: that's going to be enough to come with us to Manchester,
- 19:42Speaker 1: which We have no details on. All we know is
- 19:45Speaker 1: that we want to go to Manchester as no dribble.
- 19:48Speaker 1: So we've decided that's our... if we had a vision
- 19:50Speaker 1: board in this podcast, which we don't, we have a
- 19:53Speaker 1: WhatsApp group where we just put down ideas and then
- 19:55Speaker 1: someone a year later goes, who said something about that?
- 19:59Speaker 1: And then we have to scroll back for ages. But
- 20:01Speaker 1: if we had a vision board, it would be going
- 20:03Speaker 1: to Manchester in 2031 with a bunch of dribblers. So
- 20:07Speaker 1: get savings.
- 20:08Speaker 4: Yes.
- 20:10Speaker 3: That is a cheat.
- 20:11Speaker 4: $ 23 a week. That's achievable.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Well done.
- 20:14Speaker 4: One and a half coffees at the way the coffees
- 20:16Speaker 4: are costing at the moment.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Yes, I paid $ 7 for a coffee on the weekend. Yay, Sydney,
- 20:20Speaker 2: way to go. It was just a normal size, normal milk.
- 20:23Speaker 2: It was large, sorry, but just normal milk, no.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Fancy milk or anything, just $ 7.
- 20:27Speaker 2: 15.
- 20:29Speaker 4: So get off the coffees for a second, CS.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
- 20:32Speaker 4: Back to the nipple. So, look, I've just gone back
- 20:35Speaker 4: and checked the press release. Catherine, I might need your glasses.
- 20:38Speaker 4: I did see for the first time your new glasses.
- 20:41Speaker 4: Can you put them on and show us?
- 20:42Speaker 3: Well, no, these are even better.
- 20:44Speaker 5: This is another Japan story, but these were a dollar
- 20:48Speaker 5: and they're prescriptions.
- 20:52Speaker 3: They're pretty good, aren't they?
- 20:53Speaker 4: You look very smart with them.
- 20:55Speaker 3: I know. Well, wait till I say something, then it'll
- 20:57Speaker 3: bring me back to you, Leon.
- 20:58Speaker 2: They're good, aren't they?
- 20:59Speaker 4: It works beautifully. Anyway. Okay. So, uh, So I'm going
- 21:03Speaker 4: to take my glasses off to read. The announcement comes
- 21:07Speaker 4: in England's netball centenary year. So this year is England
- 21:10Speaker 4: netball centenary year. What are we, 2026? And next year
- 21:14Speaker 4: is Netball Australia's centenary year. So we're all about the
- 21:17Speaker 4: same time.
- 21:17Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Netball Australia.
- 21:19Speaker 4: Yes, there'll be a little bit of celebrations happening around that.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I'm just going to put my phone on do not
- 21:23Speaker 1: disturb because my hairdresser just tried to call me.
- 21:26Speaker 4: Oh, well.
- 21:26Speaker 3: I do believe you owe a drink, do you not?
- 21:30Speaker 2: Yes. So many, so many.
- 21:32Speaker 4: It's a slab for you. Yes, so again featuring 16
- 21:36Speaker 4: of the world's best netball nations at the Co-op Live
- 21:38Speaker 4: in Manchester. One of the world's leading next generation live
- 21:41Speaker 4: event arenas.
- 21:43Speaker 1: One thing I did notice was missing from it is
- 21:45Speaker 1: that that is four years away and I thought World
- 21:48Speaker 1: Netball were telling us that it was going to be
- 21:49Speaker 1: two years away.
- 21:51Speaker 4: So it's five years away because it's four years after
- 21:54Speaker 4: the 27 World Cup next year. Oh, maths.
- 21:57Speaker 5: Oh, no.
- 21:58Speaker 4: We're not a maths podcast, let's face it. If you
- 22:00Speaker 4: want a maths podcast, listen to Adam Spencer. So, yes,
- 22:04Speaker 4: there was talk that the World Cup was going to
- 22:06Speaker 4: be every two years, but this announcement seems that For
- 22:10Speaker 4: the short term, at least, it's every four years.
- 22:12Speaker 5: Good.
- 22:13Speaker 2: I don't like this every two years idea.
- 22:15Speaker 3: I agree. I agree.
- 22:18Speaker 5: How do you build momentum and excitement around something if
- 22:21Speaker 5: it's happening every two years?
- 22:22Speaker 3: I mean, the four years is so good.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Well, four years also allows for a real change in
- 22:29Speaker 1: the rankings too, that you can really see teams make
- 22:33Speaker 1: significant inroads in their performance in that time and really
- 22:39Speaker 1: you know, investments in the game will start to show
- 22:41Speaker 1: up some years later on. So I just think every
- 22:43Speaker 1: two years it's sort of like, oh, we've just seen this.
- 22:47Speaker 1: I wouldn't be as excited about it.
- 22:49Speaker 5: And I don't know if I can afford $ 46 a
- 22:52Speaker 5: week to save to get.
- 22:53Speaker 3: There in two years' time. No, that's true. Instead of
- 22:55Speaker 3: $ 23 in four years' time.
- 22:57Speaker 4: That is true. That is true. And I will take off–
- 22:59Speaker 4: I'm taking off my Netball Australia chair hat and putting
- 23:02Speaker 4: on my just, you know, Netball player hat. Oh, it's
- 23:04Speaker 4: very fetching, Elizabeth.
- 23:05Speaker 2: You're ready for race season with all these hats.
- 23:08Speaker 4: It doesn't suit me. Look, the difference between a hat
- 23:10Speaker 4: and a fascinator is a fine line. But I would
- 23:13Speaker 4: prefer the four years as well. I just think it's
- 23:16Speaker 4: a bit special. And when– for a player– Playing sort
- 23:19Speaker 4: of three or four World Cups is a massive achievement.
- 23:22Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Every two years. I don't know. I think a lot
- 23:25Speaker 4: of the other players, even current players I've spoken to,
- 23:27Speaker 4: they prefer the four years as well.
- 23:29Speaker 1: God, we'd have centurions falling out of our– Ahoy, hoy.
- 23:32Speaker 1: We'd need Japanese toilets to clean up all the centurions
- 23:35Speaker 1: we'd have falling out of everywhere.
- 23:36Speaker 3: A little spray and you're good to go.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:40Speaker 4: Oh, funny. So there you go. It's exciting though. Like Manchester, Catherine,
- 23:45Speaker 4: you and I have played a Commonwealth Games in Manchester.
- 23:48Speaker 4: It's a great city. Double all the time. Yeah, I
- 23:50Speaker 4: reckon it's a bit underrated as a city. There's great
- 23:53Speaker 4: and I can't wait to go back and not be
- 23:55Speaker 4: playing netball to be able to see the live music
- 23:58Speaker 4: scene and the bars and it's a great sort of,
- 24:02Speaker 4: it's an awesome city and I can't wait to go
- 24:04Speaker 4: back and visit it and not.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Have to play. Are Oasis from Manchester?
- 24:07Speaker 4: Are they Joy Division are?
- 24:09Speaker 3: Huh?
- 24:11Speaker 4: Manchester had a massive music scene back in the 80s.
- 24:14Speaker 5: Well, this again is just making us go global, isn't it,
- 24:17Speaker 5: because we're ticking off all the boxes. Have we got
- 24:19Speaker 5: any more countries, Carolyn, since we've last chatted?
- 24:23Speaker 1: Well, Catherine, that's very interesting because we're just going to
- 24:26Speaker 1: take a little break and then I do want to
- 24:28Speaker 1: tell you all about that because we are represented in
- 24:30Speaker 1: more countries. But I will say before we move on
- 24:33Speaker 1: to that.
- 24:33Speaker 4: Sorry, before you even say that, Oasis are from Manchester.
- 24:36Speaker 4: Good get, CS. Fantastic. Thanks to Google.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Champagne supernova. Although if it's from Australia, it's a sparkling
- 24:43Speaker 1: wine supernova, okay? We can't use the word champagne. I
- 24:47Speaker 1: was going to say I had a meeting with the
- 24:49Speaker 1: Netball World Cup 2027 people last week and there is
- 24:53Speaker 1: news coming about ticket sales soon. And do you know
- 24:56Speaker 1: where you might be able to find out information about
- 24:59Speaker 1: that in coming weeks? Might it be from this podcast? So, yes,
- 25:05Speaker 1: there's certainly news coming within the next couple of weeks
- 25:10Speaker 1: and we will have a bit of that news here.
- 25:15Speaker 1: But now we're going to have a little break and
- 25:16Speaker 1: we're going to come back and talk about something that
- 25:18Speaker 1: Catherine has seeded about where we are in the world.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Okey-dokey.
- 25:36Speaker 1: So, Catherine, thank you for the question. It is like
- 25:39Speaker 1: being in Parliament where you ask me a question and
- 25:41Speaker 1: then I get an opportunity to answer it. But there
- 25:44Speaker 1: has been growth. So we're very clear on our ambition
- 25:48Speaker 1: for world domination of this podcast. Part of that means
- 25:51Speaker 1: we want to cover the map with people listening to
- 25:54Speaker 1: the podcast. Since last time we reported on this, there
- 25:58Speaker 1: have been seven new countries where.
- 26:01Speaker 2: People have been listening.
- 26:02Speaker 3: Wow.
- 26:02Speaker 1: To this nonsense, which I think is wonderful. And I
- 26:06Speaker 1: think either dribblers are having some amazing holidays or dribblers
- 26:11Speaker 1: are spreading the word either way, or someone's just stumbled
- 26:14Speaker 1: across it in these countries and gone, I don't understand
- 26:17Speaker 1: what's going on here, but everyone's very welcome. But our
- 26:20Speaker 1: new countries are Algeria. Now this one, this.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Next one, Gibraltar. I feel like we should have been
- 26:27Speaker 2: in Gibraltar at least a year ago. Yeah.
- 26:31Speaker 1: I feel like when Gordie was over there doing her
- 26:33Speaker 1: great work with the Youth Netball World Cup last year,
- 26:37Speaker 1: that perhaps the good peeps of Gibraltar should have been
- 26:40Speaker 1: attuned to us then. But Algeria, Gibraltar, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan. Mauritius,
- 26:47Speaker 1: now that sounds like a great holiday, doesn't it? New Caledonia,
- 26:50Speaker 1: that one also surprises me. I would have thought that
- 26:52Speaker 1: one we might have had earlier.
- 26:53Speaker 2: And Serbia.
- 26:54Speaker 1: So welcome to our listeners from our new seven countries.
- 26:59Speaker 1: But United States.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Could do better. Okay, so I do want to, I
- 27:05Speaker 2: have had a request.
- 27:06Speaker 4: Is that just like United States Netball listeners or just
- 27:08Speaker 4: in general? General.
- 27:10Speaker 1: This is not a commentary about politics in this podcast.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Feel free to ring me if you'd like to hear
- 27:15Speaker 1: my very many and strong opinions about other things in
- 27:19Speaker 1: the United States. I'm talking about US Netball only. And hello,
- 27:22Speaker 1: Denver Blizzards.
- 27:23Speaker 2: We see you.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to us. But we need a
- 27:28Speaker 1: job from you, Denver Blizzards. So actually, this is interesting.
- 27:32Speaker 1: I've had this written down for several weeks. You know
- 27:33Speaker 1: there's a big statue outside the Denver International Airport of
- 27:37Speaker 1: a giant blue horse and it's got red eyes and
- 27:41Speaker 1: they call it Blucifer.
- 27:43Speaker 4: Oh, that's cool.
- 27:45Speaker 1: And when it was sort of a bit sad, but
- 27:46Speaker 1: when it was installed, part of it fell and killed
- 27:49Speaker 1: the sculptor. So it's quite notorious, this devil-like statue. But anyway,
- 27:56Speaker 1: Denver Blizzards and Texas Blue Bonnets and all of the
- 28:00Speaker 1: other US netball fans who we know are out there
- 28:03Speaker 1: and who will be seeing Catherine soon.
- 28:05Speaker 2: We've just, we've flatlined in the US.
- 28:07Speaker 1: We've still got states to tick off. We haven't got
- 28:12Speaker 1: a new state in over a month. We still need Arkansas, Iowa, M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-I, Montana,
- 28:21Speaker 1: North Dakota, Vermont, and West Virginia. So Texas Blue Bonnets,
- 28:26Speaker 1: Denver Blizzards, all of Nepal, USA peeps. Can you ring
- 28:31Speaker 1: like you? Guys, you go to college interstate, you know
- 28:34Speaker 1: people from all over the country. We know, we've watched 90210.
- 28:37Speaker 1: We know everything about the US education system.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Ring your friends.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Tell them to listen to this. Help us tick it off.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Let's spread the word, but also just.
- 28:47Speaker 2: You know, colour in that map.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Absolutely. And when I get over there, I'll make sure
- 28:53Speaker 3: of it.
- 28:53Speaker 1: You can shame some people into it. Do you know
- 28:56Speaker 1: anything about what's going on in Vegas yet?
- 28:59Speaker 3: Not too much.
- 29:01Speaker 5: I will have those conversations in the coming weeks about
- 29:04Speaker 5: what it looks like, but I'll be doing some commentary
- 29:06Speaker 5: and I thought I'd put a shout out to clubs
- 29:08Speaker 5: that are going to play or teams that are going
- 29:10Speaker 5: to play if we've got any people that want to
- 29:12Speaker 5: do some comms.
- 29:13Speaker 3: Which is so fun. I might be able to work
- 29:15Speaker 3: with them. That'd be cool.
- 29:16Speaker 2: I love that.
- 29:17Speaker 1: So they've got, look, not everyone here is going to
- 29:19Speaker 1: be a household name, but they are a household name
- 29:21Speaker 1: in that club and they're giving the wing defence a microphone.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Giving your reserve wing defence a microphone, that's what's going
- 29:29Speaker 1: on there.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Well, this is a good chat. Who is the best
- 29:32Speaker 3: position to give a microphone to? I feel like it's
- 29:34Speaker 3: not Liz is going to say. It's not a goal shooter.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Let us talk about the holder.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Although the goal shooter and the goalkeeper have the most
- 29:42Speaker 1: time to watch what else is happening.
- 29:44Speaker 4: We do.
- 29:45Speaker 3: This is true. This is true.
- 29:46Speaker 5: But I feel like in terms of personality, it's probably
- 29:49Speaker 5: in midcourt that's going to be a bit more giving,
- 29:51Speaker 5: you know, a bit.
- 29:53Speaker 2: More encouraging of the side.
- 29:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They might be good. Interesting. Interesting.
- 29:59Speaker 4: Interesting because the two commentators who are on this call
- 30:01Speaker 4: or on this podcast, one's a goal shooter and one's
- 30:03Speaker 4: a goalkeeper. So what does that tell you?
- 30:05Speaker 1: Do you know, I'm doing a regular segment on ABC
- 30:10Speaker 1: 702 at the moment and James O'Loughlin's show and we do,
- 30:13Speaker 1: it's Carolyn's Time Machine and we pick a year and
- 30:16Speaker 1: we go back to that year and we talk about
- 30:19Speaker 1: music and we talk about, you know, big world events
- 30:22Speaker 1: and the like and people will ring in and say
- 30:25Speaker 1: what they were up to. And this week we're doing 1982. Oh,
- 30:28Speaker 1: great year. And the reason we're doing that is because
- 30:31Speaker 1: last time we did 1999 and so we looked at
- 30:35Speaker 1: the year that Prince wrote that song, Tonight We're Going
- 30:37Speaker 1: to Party Like It's 1999, and that was in 1982.
- 30:41Speaker 1: So that's what we'll be doing this week on Thursday.
- 30:45Speaker 1: And it was an interesting, it was my first year
- 30:49Speaker 1: of high school. I turned 13 that year and it's
- 30:52Speaker 1: really interesting to think about it because my daughter is
- 30:54Speaker 1: 13 now and sort of, To really try to go
- 30:57Speaker 1: back to that time, what you were like at the
- 31:00Speaker 1: age that you're that your child is now.
- 31:04Speaker 2: It's quite an interesting exercise.
- 31:06Speaker 3: What else did you remember?
- 31:08Speaker 1: Well, Brisbane Commonwealth Games and Matilda, the winking Matilda.
- 31:15Speaker 2: E.T. came out that year and Thriller.
- 31:18Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 31:19Speaker 5: I watched the Michael movie on the way over on
- 31:21Speaker 5: the plane and went through all that Thriller video clip
- 31:24Speaker 5: and all.
- 31:24Speaker 3: That sort of stuff.
- 31:25Speaker 1: I understand they gloss over some of the later stuff.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Oh, they do. Well, it ends before that stuff.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Oh, it ended before that too.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Yes.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's some interesting– one of the interesting things was,
- 31:37Speaker 1: and I'd forgotten about this, is the Tylenol, which is a–
- 31:43Speaker 1: like is it paracetamol or ibuprofen?
- 31:45Speaker 2: I can't remember.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Anyway, it's a very main– like it's our Panadol, day-to-day stuff.
- 31:50Speaker 1: But there were deaths from a Tylenol poisoning. So someone
- 31:55Speaker 1: deliberately poisoned the product. which changed the way medicine is
- 31:59Speaker 1: delivered around the world now. So that's where we got
- 32:01Speaker 1: the blister packs from, but they had been tampered with.
- 32:04Speaker 1: But isn't that amazing to think that 45 years later,
- 32:07Speaker 1: that Tylenol's name... is still somewhat associated with that malicious
- 32:13Speaker 1: act that had nothing to do with them but obviously
- 32:16Speaker 1: lots of– remember it was like we had the– someone
- 32:18Speaker 1: was putting pins in strawberries in Australia? Oh, yeah.
- 32:21Speaker 5: I think about that all the time I get a
- 32:23Speaker 5: strawberry still.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy.
- 32:25Speaker 3: Crazy.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Where were you in 1982, Catherine?
- 32:29Speaker 5: I was in kindergarten. The memories are not thick and fast.
- 32:34Speaker 5: Isn't it weird the stuff you do remember, though? I
- 32:38Speaker 5: remember at school just before Christmas and we were doing
- 32:42Speaker 5: Santa faces, I think, probably on a paper plate.
- 32:45Speaker 3: Yep. And we had like beards.
- 32:49Speaker 5: That were all strips of paper, you know, cut, and
- 32:51Speaker 5: you had to curl it around your pencil to make
- 32:53Speaker 5: the beard curly.
- 32:55Speaker 3: Oh. That's what I remember. Yeah. Isn't that bizarre?
- 33:00Speaker 4: Because it's Christmas and you love Christmas.
- 33:02Speaker 2: But it's also so exciting, isn't it?
- 33:05Speaker 1: Like what are the big highlights in your life at
- 33:07Speaker 1: that age, your birthday and Christmas?
- 33:08Speaker 3: What's the thing that stuck out to me? That's true.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Maybe that's where my love of Christmas came from.
- 33:14Speaker 2: Elizabeth, how old were you?
- 33:16Speaker 4: Well, I was nine. Actually, 1982 was a bit of
- 33:18Speaker 4: a formative year. I loved it this morning, Carolyn, when
- 33:21Speaker 4: you sort of asked us what we were doing. 1982,
- 33:24Speaker 4: I spent most of the year. This is just perfect
- 33:27Speaker 4: for this podcast. I spent most of the year in
- 33:29Speaker 4: a caravan.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Listening to Nickelback.
- 33:31Speaker 4: No, I spent most of the year in a caravan.
- 33:34Speaker 4: So let me bring caravan back into no drivel. So
- 33:37Speaker 4: mum and dad had decided that we were going to
- 33:40Speaker 4: go around Australia and they saved up and they bought
- 33:43Speaker 4: you know, secondhand Land Cruiser and we had this caravan
- 33:46Speaker 4: and we drove around Australia. And when we left, we
- 33:51Speaker 4: left almost 40 years to the day with our kids
- 33:54Speaker 4: on our trip around Australia.
- 33:56Speaker 3: Wow.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Just by coincidence that that was the window of opportunity?
- 33:59Speaker 2: Like you weren't looking to go?
- 34:01Speaker 4: No. Well, I never had this great thing in my
- 34:03Speaker 4: mind that we were going to leave 40 years, like
- 34:05Speaker 4: I was going to do it every 40 years. But-
- 34:07Speaker 4: it just happened and 2022 sort of worked for us.
- 34:10Speaker 4: And I was like, I can't believe it's almost like
- 34:12Speaker 4: almost to the day. It was like within a month of,
- 34:15Speaker 4: of leaving.
- 34:15Speaker 5: Was a big part of that to also knowing your
- 34:18Speaker 5: kids are of a similar age and how beneficial it
- 34:20Speaker 5: was for you then?
- 34:21Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Um, and so I was in year four
- 34:24Speaker 4: and when we went, Evelyn was in year five and
- 34:26Speaker 4: Austin was in kindergarten. So like, I'd love to do
- 34:29Speaker 4: it again with him mainly because he'd like to have
- 34:31Speaker 4: a year off school now, but, I think it was
- 34:35Speaker 4: just a massive coincidence. And it just worked for us
- 34:37Speaker 4: because it was the end of my time at nine
- 34:39Speaker 4: with the Nepal rights. So we just decided to do it.
- 34:43Speaker 4: But the funny thing was that when we went, I
- 34:45Speaker 4: went and got all these old photos of our caravan
- 34:49Speaker 4: and car from 1982 at some really iconic sites. And
- 34:53Speaker 4: then I took photos of our caravan and car. And
- 34:57Speaker 4: the thing that struck me was, Like our caravan is
- 35:01Speaker 4: like a state-of-the-art off-road van, massive wheels, enormous suspension. It's
- 35:06Speaker 4: got like a toilet and a shower and a television
- 35:09Speaker 4: and a washing machine in it. And then our caravan
- 35:12Speaker 4: from 1982 was like a tin can with mower wheels,
- 35:16Speaker 4: like the wheels were tiny. And back then the roads
- 35:19Speaker 4: were so much worse.
- 35:20Speaker 5: Yes.
- 35:21Speaker 4: We would drive on roads when we were away and
- 35:23Speaker 4: I'd say to my kids, oh, my God, this is amazing.
- 35:26Speaker 4: When we drove around, there's this one road between– Port
- 35:29Speaker 4: Headland and Broome that we drove on. And I remember
- 35:32Speaker 4: as a kid we drove for a whole day and
- 35:35Speaker 4: it was congregations and we did not pass a car
- 35:38Speaker 4: for seven hours.
- 35:38Speaker 1: Wow.
- 35:39Speaker 4: Not a single car. Whereas now it's a highway. You
- 35:41Speaker 4: just drive along. Anyway, I've said it so often.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Do you remember breaking down or having issues with the caravan.
- 35:46Speaker 2: When you were kids? I was about to say, no
- 35:47Speaker 2: mobile phones, no cell phones.
- 35:49Speaker 4: So if you break down. And that road sticks out
- 35:51Speaker 4: to me because our chassis or our axle on the
- 35:54Speaker 4: caravan broke on that road. So, yeah, no mobiles, no nothing.
- 35:58Speaker 4: And I remember it broke and it's only a single
- 36:02Speaker 4: axle thing, right? So now everything's double axle minimum. So
- 36:06Speaker 4: it was only a single axle and it broke and
- 36:11Speaker 4: Dad had to drive. He took my sister and he
- 36:14Speaker 4: drove back into Broome to get something to fix it.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Oh, aren't you glad Wolf Creek wasn't out yet?
- 36:19Speaker 4: I know, right? I remember sitting with my mum. On
- 36:24Speaker 4: the side of the road, no air conditioning, no mobile phones,
- 36:27Speaker 4: no television. I mean, but I remember it being great.
- 36:30Speaker 4: I just read my book all day and no one
- 36:31Speaker 4: annoyed me. It was fantastic. And then dad came back
- 36:34Speaker 4: that night and fixed it and we stayed by the
- 36:36Speaker 4: side of the road. And then the other place we
- 36:38Speaker 4: broke down, the car broke down really early on in
- 36:40Speaker 4: the trip, but it broke down at Noosa. So I
- 36:42Speaker 4: remember my dad being so depressed. Like we were stuck
- 36:46Speaker 4: for three weeks because back in those days you couldn't
- 36:48Speaker 4: get parts fast from around the world. And it was
- 36:53Speaker 4: something major that went wrong with the car. And my
- 36:55Speaker 4: sister and I were a rat. We were like, yay.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Because back in those days, the caravan park at Noosa
- 36:59Speaker 4: was at the end of Hastings Street, which is now
- 37:01Speaker 4: the reserve. It was fantastic. And Hastings Street was nowhere
- 37:06Speaker 4: near as cosmopolitan and vibrant as it is today. But
- 37:09Speaker 4: there were some great cafes and stuff like that. So
- 37:11Speaker 4: we thought it was fantastic. But my overwhelming memory, you
- 37:15Speaker 4: know when you're little, you think things are massive. And
- 37:20Speaker 4: when you're big, you go back and they're not. So
- 37:23Speaker 4: we used to have to every week walk from Hastings
- 37:25Speaker 4: Street over the hill into Noosa Junction to go to
- 37:28Speaker 4: the supermarket. And then we'd carry our groceries back, stop
- 37:33Speaker 4: at the pub for a cow to meal on the
- 37:35Speaker 4: top of the hill and then come down. And when
- 37:36Speaker 4: I was a kid. It was, particularly when you were
- 37:39Speaker 4: carrying groceries, it was Mount Everest.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Torture.
- 37:43Speaker 4: Yeah. But when I go back now and we see
- 37:45Speaker 4: that hill, I'm like, oh, my God, it's a five-minute walk.
- 37:47Speaker 4: It's nothing.
- 37:48Speaker 2: It's an incline. Yeah.
- 37:50Speaker 4: That's so cool. So, yeah, 1982 was a massive year
- 37:53Speaker 4: for our family and I missed most of year four.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Oh, wow. See, it didn't have an impact, did it?
- 38:00Speaker 2: No.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Because there wouldn't have been air con in the car either.
- 38:03Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember when we first got air cons
- 38:06Speaker 1: in the cars, you know, as a kind of standard thing.
- 38:08Speaker 5: Remember the metal seatbelts that would burn you?
- 38:12Speaker 1: But we were– I don't know when seatbelts became compulsory,
- 38:16Speaker 1: but it was not long before that. Like, you know,
- 38:20Speaker 1: you'd ride in the front seat of a– you know,
- 38:22Speaker 1: the big bench seats we had the old Holden, and
- 38:24Speaker 1: it's like– Three of us across there, no seatbelts and things.
- 38:27Speaker 3: Maybe just lying down.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Yep.
- 38:30Speaker 3: No seatbelts.
- 38:31Speaker 4: How did anyone survive? How did anyone survive?
- 38:34Speaker 2: Fortunately, fewer cars on the road.
- 38:35Speaker 1: But I do think that the road toll was significantly higher,
- 38:39Speaker 1: wasn't it?
- 38:39Speaker 4: I think it was.
- 38:40Speaker 2: Hasn't the road toll.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Been sort of coming down in spite of the fact
- 38:43Speaker 1: that we have more and more people on the roads?
- 38:45Speaker 1: I don't know whether that's correct about.
- 38:46Speaker 3: The road toll.
- 38:46Speaker 4: No, that is correct.
- 38:47Speaker 3: It is.
- 38:48Speaker 2: But airbags and seatbelts.
- 38:51Speaker 1: Oh, that's a great story. Yeah, there we go, 1982,
- 38:55Speaker 1: worth remembering. Anyway, that is all we have time for.
- 38:59Speaker 1: We do have our lovely dribbler Rhonda is on Tipping
- 39:02Speaker 1: Point on the 20th of October. So let's all tune
- 39:06Speaker 1: in and watch that because, of course, that's one of
- 39:08Speaker 1: the shows that Catherine has said that she would like
- 39:10Speaker 1: to go on at some stage. I can't wait. But, yeah,
- 39:13Speaker 1: let's all tune in and watch Rhonda. No idea what
- 39:16Speaker 1: happens in this, and it is. an edge of the
- 39:19Speaker 1: seat show. So let's watch that. But Catherine, you should
- 39:22Speaker 1: get out and enjoy the rest of your holiday.
- 39:25Speaker 3: We will. Exciting. We're off to that today.
- 39:27Speaker 5: We've got Team Labs tomorrow, which is apparently the big
- 39:30Speaker 5: white mirror extravaganza.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Who knows what people rave about it. And then we're
- 39:35Speaker 3: going to eventually have.
- 39:36Speaker 5: To make our way home with our tails between our
- 39:38Speaker 5: legs and not a dollar to my name anymore.
- 39:41Speaker 4: Oh, money's overrated.
- 39:43Speaker 5: Well, I mean, we're very, very, very fortunate to be here.
- 39:47Speaker 5: But yes, I'm coming home and I'm not leaving the
- 39:49Speaker 5: house again for quite some time.
- 39:51Speaker 1: And look, I would say on the back of that
- 39:53Speaker 1: conversation that we've just had, like, You know, my son
- 39:56Speaker 1: starts his HSC tomorrow. My daughter is now in high school.
- 39:59Speaker 1: It's like we blinked and those years when they are,
- 40:03Speaker 1: when you can pull them out of school and do
- 40:05Speaker 1: things like that.
- 40:06Speaker 2: It was sort of like, oh, it's too late. We've
- 40:08Speaker 2: missed that.
- 40:08Speaker 4: It's gone.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Missed that window. And I just, I think, I think
- 40:12Speaker 2: it's great. You gotta, you gotta go hard.
- 40:14Speaker 1: And like, I know not everyone's circumstances mean that they
- 40:18Speaker 1: can be traveling internationally and things, but You know, whatever
- 40:22Speaker 1: choices you do have to exercise with your time with
- 40:25Speaker 1: your kids, I think it's great that you do it.
- 40:28Speaker 2: So I hope you enjoy it. But I miss you, Catherine.
- 40:31Speaker 2: I miss you too, but I'll see you on Monday.
- 40:34Speaker 1: I've only got my friend here to keep me company.
- 40:37Speaker 3: Oh, but she looks, well, look, it's a doppelganger.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Hey, we will see you next week, though, with all
- 40:44Speaker 5: of the beauty tricks. One of them I'm not entirely
- 40:48Speaker 5: sure how it works.
- 40:49Speaker 3: Or if it's legal.
- 40:50Speaker 2: That's the best.
- 40:51Speaker 4: Okay.
- 40:52Speaker 1: Well, I can try to practice my long forgotten Japanese
- 40:56Speaker 1: and we'll see how we go.
- 40:58Speaker 3: Okay, sounds good.
- 40:58Speaker 5: And I can't guarantee it won't break in your mouth,
- 41:01Speaker 5: but we'll see what happens.
- 41:02Speaker 2: Oh, my God. There are so many lines.
- 41:11Speaker 1: All right, well, that's all we've got time for today.
- 41:14Speaker 2: I'm Carolyn Swindell. Bye.
- 41:16Speaker 3: I'm Kat Cox. Sayonara.
- 41:17Speaker 2: Sayonara.
- 41:19Speaker 4: I'm Liz Ellis. See ya.