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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome back. We played Secret Sound at seven ten.
- 0:02Speaker 2: We did not have a winner. What are we dealing
- 0:05Speaker 2: with as a jackpod right now?
- 0:06Speaker 1: Okay?
- 0:07Speaker 3: One thousand, seven hundred and eighty six dollars.
- 0:10Speaker 1: It's a lot of dough. That's a lot of dough.
- 0:13Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Oh man, you listen. If
- 0:15Speaker 1: you're going on a first date, you don't have to
- 0:17Speaker 1: use a gift guard. If you win the money out,
- 0:19Speaker 1: you win some.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Of the problem. We need caller twenty five. And again,
- 0:24Speaker 2: we do have a new phone number. You know what
- 0:26Speaker 2: it was. We had so many listeners, so many people calling,
- 0:29Speaker 2: we had to get a brand new number just to
- 0:30Speaker 2: handle the volume. Anyway, eight seven seven six one seven
- 0:34Speaker 2: one eight is the number to call. And why don't
- 0:38Speaker 2: we just play the Secret Sound again right now?
- 0:46Speaker 1: I know what it is. The thing about it is,
- 0:48Speaker 1: it's like it sounds like a lot of things, different things,
- 0:52Speaker 1: but there's only one correct answer. We'll play one more time.
- 0:59Speaker 3: That's why you have to pay attention to the other guesses.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Yes, which we do not post right, you have to listen.
- 1:04Speaker 3: It's a tough game, is it eliminates certain things?
- 1:07Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not easy to win. So good luck, Good morning,
- 1:10Speaker 1: go ahead.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Calling twenty five eight seven seven eight, Now.
- 1:14Speaker 4: Good morning, Justin, Steve the pharmacist here, Justin. I just
- 1:19Speaker 4: got home from the gym. While I was there, I
- 1:21Speaker 4: had to use the men's room. And while I was
- 1:24Speaker 4: in the men's room, I looked down and the guy
- 1:26Speaker 4: standing next to me was in the bathroom in his
- 1:30Speaker 4: bare feet. He was so creeped out. I was more
- 1:35Speaker 4: worried about what he was doing to the clean bathroom
- 1:39Speaker 4: floor than what was happening to his feet.
- 1:42Speaker 1: What do you think? Hmmm, Yeah, A lot of thoughts
- 1:45Speaker 1: on this. That's a big no no for me, big
- 1:47Speaker 1: to anyone. No, no, Yeah, it's a big You gotta
- 1:50Speaker 1: wear a shower shoes.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gamble.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Yeah, people guys do it. I see it every day
- 1:54Speaker 1: in the gym. Yeah. Bare feet, you're gonna get fungus athletes.
- 1:58Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Yeah, the shower of the bathroom from me, you get
- 2:00Speaker 1: a foot up. Yeah. Fun fact about me, Well, not
- 2:03Speaker 1: so fun. But you know, I got so used to
- 2:06Speaker 1: wearing shower shoes and the shower from being in different
- 2:08Speaker 1: places that I think for the first year or two
- 2:12Speaker 1: after I cleaned up my life, I wore shower shoes
- 2:15Speaker 1: in my own shower. Yeah, okay, I was just used
- 2:18Speaker 1: to it. It felt it felt so weird not to
- 2:20Speaker 1: wear them. Yeah, it was. It was a big day
- 2:23Speaker 1: when I finally got rid of them and felt comfortable
- 2:25Speaker 1: enough to wear your own home to wear no shower shoes. Yeah,
- 2:29Speaker 1: you just get used to it. But yeah, it's uh,
- 2:32Speaker 1: that's gross.
- 2:33Speaker 5: Man.
- 2:33Speaker 2: By the way, if you're dealing with public showers at
- 2:36Speaker 2: a gym or something, highly recommend.
- 2:38Speaker 1: UFO's flip flops.
- 2:40Speaker 2: That's what I wear. Yeah, you got to throw it
- 2:42Speaker 2: out there. They're they're that good. They're very we have
- 2:44Speaker 2: to mention it.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Yeah. I have a few different pairs for different things. Yeah,
- 2:49Speaker 1: they're so comfortable.
- 2:50Speaker 2: You could actually jog in UFO's flip flopsy so comfortable.
- 2:54Speaker 1: And are they a local company? They are, yes, yeah.
- 2:57Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it was two guys that worked for
- 2:58Speaker 6: a different sneaker company me. So they use the super
- 3:02Speaker 6: technology like to make the.
- 3:04Speaker 1: You know, they're great quality. This isn't even commercials and honest,
- 3:10Speaker 1: it's just a good third product.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Yeah, Happy Tuesday.
- 3:12Speaker 3: This is Kim when he hears something terrible.
- 3:14Speaker 7: Months ago, I decided that I'd take the Christmas Party,
- 3:17Speaker 7: Baby to Dancing with the Stars, second row seats Meet
- 3:20Speaker 7: and Greeks, a Meet and Greek Queen. And then I
- 3:23Speaker 7: found out it's on Sunday. And then I said, oh
- 3:25Speaker 7: my god. Well the game's at three, the shows not
- 3:27Speaker 7: till seven. I got the email yesterday. I have to
- 3:29Speaker 7: be there no later than four point fifteen, four point
- 3:32Speaker 7: thirty Mingling with the Stars five o'clock photo op. So
- 3:35Speaker 7: when the Pats are winning the AFC Championship with the
- 3:38Speaker 7: field goal, I can be seeing cheese besides veil Chimosky.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Oh that sucks. She went to dancing Yes this way,
- 3:48Speaker 1: she bought tickets months ago and it turns out it's Sunday.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, but the game. The game's on at three,
- 3:54Speaker 1: the show starts at seven. She thought she'd be good,
- 3:57Speaker 1: but she has Meet and Greek passes, so she has
- 3:59Speaker 1: to be there at four to meet them and take
- 4:01Speaker 1: photos at five.
- 4:03Speaker 6: Wow, that's a fun experience. Though she got the game
- 4:06Speaker 6: on her phone, can she though part of it?
- 4:10Speaker 1: Maybe I cancel Dancing with Us. Oh, it's gonna be
- 4:13Speaker 1: a big party in my house this weekend. It's a
- 4:15Speaker 1: big game, a lot of food, a lot of food.
- 4:19Speaker 1: By the way, I put on a pizza and a
- 4:20Speaker 1: half on Sunday at my son's birthday party. Alone. Yeah, alone.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Well we've got twenty pizza, like.
- 4:27Speaker 3: A standard large pizza round pizza.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Yeah, we got ten cheese, ten pepperoni. But we had
- 4:32Speaker 1: a lot extra because my wife asked chatch ept to
- 4:36Speaker 1: give her, you know, an estimate of how many pizzas,
- 4:38Speaker 1: and it was way wait.
- 4:40Speaker 6: I always have the kids never eat anything. I've done
- 4:42Speaker 6: the same thing.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we averaged one to two slices per kid,
- 4:47Speaker 1: but we had eight pizzas left over.
- 4:50Speaker 2: You ate your your own large pizza, yeah, and then
- 4:54Speaker 2: tapped into someone else's.
- 4:56Speaker 1: No, and then there was eight pizzas left over. So
- 4:58Speaker 1: I put on a whole pizza the party, and then
- 5:00Speaker 1: when I got home, I settled down a bit to
- 5:03Speaker 1: watch the rest of the game and put down I
- 5:05Speaker 1: think four or five more slices. Didn't I buy those pizzas? Well,
- 5:09Speaker 1: you gave me a hundred bucks. The pizza was three hundred,
- 5:12Speaker 1: But thank you for your contribution. Oh my god, you
- 5:15Speaker 1: just took a shot at you're the Oh wow, you're
- 5:19Speaker 1: the one that said, hey, pizza's on Uncle Bill.
- 5:21Speaker 6: That's what Ironically, the hundred bucks would have covered everything.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, pizza. I think it was going to be
- 5:28Speaker 1: that much money. I mean twenty pizzas. That's a lot
- 5:31Speaker 1: of pizza. Yeah. It was good, though I didn't feel
- 5:34Speaker 1: too great after. But no, I feel like a loser. No,
- 5:37Speaker 1: you pay for the pizza. I put one hundred dollars
- 5:40Speaker 1: towards the pizza. Put it towards the pizza. Well, maybe
- 5:42Speaker 1: you shouldn't consume so much pizza. I was left over.
- 5:46Speaker 6: I'm sorry, pame whatever AI ORZ with it? Right, Yeah,
- 5:53Speaker 6: it's on eighth Secret Sounds.
- 5:57Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Drew. He's in Boston. Good morning, Drew,
- 6:00Speaker 2: are you there?
- 6:02Speaker 1: Good morning guys, Jeff Sam's I'm sorry you said what
- 6:06Speaker 1: he's there. I'm good, good morning, I'm here.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Okay, Drew, all right, listen, Drew. We're going to play
- 6:12Speaker 2: the sound for you one more time.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Is that okay? Oh? Please do yes? Okay, Drew, stand by.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Here it comes, hey Drew, four, yes, sir?
- 6:29Speaker 1: How much? Lease?
- 6:31Speaker 3: Six dollars?
- 6:32Speaker 2: Drew?
- 6:32Speaker 1: This is a lot of cake. Man. What is the
- 6:36Speaker 1: secret sound?
- 6:37Speaker 2: Drew?
- 6:39Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, of course you are. Let's check in
- 6:43Speaker 1: with the judge. Is that correct or not?
- 6:46Speaker 2: That is incorrect, Drew, So sorry, but you can keep
- 6:52Speaker 2: on playing, and in fact, if you want to hear
- 6:54Speaker 2: the sound again, you can at twelve ten today with.
- 7:00Speaker 1: McCabe almost said Withdrew, and then the Bembros.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Will played twice this afternoon at two ten and four ten.
- 7:09Speaker 2: And uh wow, that's a good guess.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Well the new jackpot oney eight hundred and ninety four dollars.
- 7:14Speaker 1: They've all been good guesses. We're not just saying that,
- 7:17Speaker 1: and it does sound like but listen, they get harder
- 7:19Speaker 1: and harder, so keep track. The jackpark keeps rising.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Now incredible news news time for real?
- 7:27Speaker 1: Did you see the news this morning?
- 7:28Speaker 6: For sick headline refrecing news with a billion Lisa on
- 7:33Speaker 6: Kiss one aweight?
- 7:34Speaker 1: Yeah, can you spot the fake headline? These are ripped
- 7:38Speaker 1: right from the news. You'd be the judge, Billy and
- 7:40Speaker 1: Lisa first headline. Listen close. Gravity may disappear from Earth
- 7:48Speaker 1: on August twelfth, twenty twenty six.
- 7:51Speaker 6: Well, I have to say I saw this story and
- 7:54Speaker 6: it drew me in because my birthdays in August eleventh,
- 7:57Speaker 6: so I thought, okay, well, if the world is ending,
- 7:59Speaker 6: maybe we have a big birthday party.
- 8:01Speaker 3: But yeah, this is a real headline.
- 8:03Speaker 1: It's a real headline, but not so much a real story, right.
- 8:07Speaker 1: If you know what we're talking about, here you go.
- 8:08Speaker 8: There's a post blowing up online claiming NASA Nose Earth
- 8:11Speaker 8: will lose gravity for seven seconds on August twelfth, twenty
- 8:14Speaker 8: twenty six, part of a top secret project called Project Anchor.
- 8:17Speaker 8: According to the claim, the event would be triggered by
- 8:19Speaker 8: an intersection of two distant black hole events causing a
- 8:22Speaker 8: gravitational anomaly, something NASA detected years ago. The report goes
- 8:26Speaker 8: on to say the government has been spending the last
- 8:28Speaker 8: five years quietly preparing building underground bunkers for essential personnel only.
- 8:32Speaker 8: The report claims, in the first two seconds, everything not
- 8:35Speaker 8: secure will begin to float. In the next three to
- 8:37Speaker 8: four seconds, objects will rise between sixty five and one
- 8:40Speaker 8: hundred feet, and between five and six seconds, panic and
- 8:43Speaker 8: chaos will ensue. After seven seconds, gravity will return, everything
- 8:47Speaker 8: will fall, and casualties will be in the forty millions.
- 8:50Speaker 8: But here's the reality. There is no NASA project called
- 8:53Speaker 8: Project Anchor, no documents, no briefings, no scientists backing it up.
- 8:56Speaker 8: Gravity doesn't switch off for that to happen first, mass
- 8:59Speaker 8: or FaceTime itself would need to change, and if that
- 9:02Speaker 8: were possible, we wouldn't be talking about flying furniture.
- 9:05Speaker 1: We'd be talking about planetary disaster. Okay, well, sure.
- 9:10Speaker 3: I'm glad it's not happening.
- 9:11Speaker 2: Eighteen wheeler can come crashing down on you.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Yeah, it will lose gravity. Everything will go up for
- 9:17Speaker 1: seven second, Yeah, float up, which is a long time.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Seven seconds is a long Does that mean.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Trees will float up into the air?
- 9:24Speaker 1: Will they lose their root system uproot completely? I'm not sure,
- 9:28Speaker 1: but just a mad I mean, look out the window
- 9:29Speaker 1: right now. Anything that's not tied down is going up.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Think about that. But here's my question. If it is
- 9:37Speaker 1: a secret, how would we know.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing about these secrets.
- 9:41Speaker 1: We know, yeah, you know, of course, there's no documentation.
- 9:44Speaker 1: It's supposed to be a secret.
- 9:46Speaker 2: It's like, how many times have they predicted the end
- 9:48Speaker 2: of the world, so to speak, at a certain date
- 9:50Speaker 2: or something it had never happened.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Yeah, two thousand twelve, Yeah, several different times.
- 9:54Speaker 6: Wow, Oh my god, that song will come back.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the whole thing. Yeah, Wow, he's gonna cash it.
- 10:05Speaker 1: John marra Is hoping for this. I was hoping we'd
- 10:08Speaker 1: have one more big birthday bash for Lisa and my mom.
- 10:11Speaker 1: You share a birthday go out? All right? Next up?
- 10:14Speaker 1: Reel or fake headline? A guy wrote a song begging
- 10:18Speaker 1: the internet to hire his wife, and you know what,
- 10:21Speaker 1: it worked. Hire his wife to sing it. He wrote
- 10:27Speaker 1: the song himself. Apparently yeah, maybe or maybe not?
- 10:31Speaker 3: What's the happening?
- 10:32Speaker 1: A guy wrote a song begging the internet to hire
- 10:35Speaker 1: his wife and it worked.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Hmm, I'm gonna say real, all right, I'll say real.
- 10:42Speaker 1: You both sang real? Yeah about that? Yeah? How about
- 10:48Speaker 1: this guy? TikTok musician. He goes by the name Empty Heaven,
- 10:51Speaker 1: going viral for a song about his wife's resume. She's
- 10:54Speaker 1: a lawyer, works in Chicago, couldn't get a job. He
- 10:57Speaker 1: wrote the song, released it, and she got several into
- 11:00Speaker 1: and it looks like she got a job. Here's the song,
- 11:02Speaker 1: somebody wife.
- 11:05Speaker 9: My wife is in a tourney.
- 11:07Speaker 1: She's a lot smarter than me.
- 11:08Speaker 9: She has something for legal work in Chicago or remote
- 11:13Speaker 9: at legal writing.
- 11:14Speaker 1: She's the go let me tell you her experience. She's
- 11:18Speaker 1: not appeals with hegular animal cruelty.
- 11:21Speaker 9: And as I swear to God, if you hire her.
- 11:25Speaker 1: You should be a great addish into your group.
- 11:29Speaker 3: I like that he believes in his wife. That's really cute.
- 11:31Speaker 2: It kind of sounds that's cute cute if anyone else
- 11:35Speaker 2: had sung it but him.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it worked, though it did? It worked. Did she
- 11:43Speaker 1: get a job? She got several interviews. I haven't been
- 11:46Speaker 1: able to find out she got the job, but she
- 11:48Speaker 1: couldn't even get interviews before, but she got several interviews
- 11:50Speaker 1: based on the job. So there you go, all right,
- 11:52Speaker 1: One more rail or fake headline. Scientists say babies can
- 11:55Speaker 1: speak by three months old, they just have nothing to say.
- 12:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fake. What do you think on this leave?
- 12:10Speaker 6: I'm gonna say fake because I don't think it said
- 12:13Speaker 6: they have nothing to say.
- 12:16Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 12:16Speaker 2: The fact that he added that yeah kind of threw
- 12:19Speaker 2: me off.
- 12:21Speaker 1: You guys are paying attention after a long weekend. So yeah,
- 12:24Speaker 1: now this is definitely fake. I came up with it
- 12:26Speaker 1: because I was at a baby shower this weekend and
- 12:29Speaker 1: there were a lot of babies baby talk, and I
- 12:31Speaker 1: thought about that, what if babies could talk, what would
- 12:34Speaker 1: they say if they had anything to say?
- 12:35Speaker 6: So, Lisa, now the entertainment Update with a Billy Constat
- 12:41Speaker 6: on Kisay.
- 12:42Speaker 2: So, before we get to the actual Patriots and everything
- 12:45Speaker 2: else in the entertainment report, there's something I want to
- 12:47Speaker 2: share with our listeners that happened on this show this morning.
- 12:52Speaker 2: So we all get in very early, right I. I
- 12:55Speaker 2: think I might have been the first one this morning.
- 12:57Speaker 2: I get in real early, and at the front desk
- 13:00Speaker 2: there was a box that was clearly from a pastry
- 13:03Speaker 2: shop of some sort, right, with a ribbon and everything.
- 13:06Speaker 2: So I brought it into the building and it was
- 13:08Speaker 2: sent to the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. And so
- 13:12Speaker 2: once Lisa got in, we opened it up and it's
- 13:17Speaker 2: something neither of us has ever seen in our lives.
- 13:20Speaker 2: And it's a giant like the size of a baseball glove,
- 13:25Speaker 2: giant fortune cookie covered in chocolate and pink pilots. It's
- 13:32Speaker 2: as big as my head, Ye, gigantic, And we couldn't
- 13:35Speaker 2: figure out for the life of us, what is this
- 13:38Speaker 2: and who sent it?
- 13:39Speaker 6: And why and why why do we need a giant
- 13:41Speaker 6: fortune cookie?
- 13:42Speaker 1: Well we dug in. We did it, Yeah, we did.
- 13:45Speaker 2: We opened it up and there was a fortune inside
- 13:47Speaker 2: the giant fortune cookie. By the way, for the record
- 13:50Speaker 2: producer Riley and Katie both loved the fortune cookie.
- 13:53Speaker 1: I thought it was a little bland, but.
- 13:55Speaker 2: The fortune inside says no broken bones in your future
- 13:58Speaker 2: by playing how Did I Get Here? So it's connected
- 14:02Speaker 2: to Louis Tomlinson's new album, Yes, how did I Get Here?
- 14:06Speaker 3: It was a gift from the label.
- 14:08Speaker 2: But who from his group thought, Hey, I have an idea.
- 14:13Speaker 1: You understand the work that went into this. How many
- 14:15Speaker 1: of these giant fortune cookies were mailed out? Who thought up?
- 14:18Speaker 1: Because it makes no sense even now that we know
- 14:20Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, I'm not sure what the tie
- 14:24Speaker 1: in is is. But the album comes out January twenty third. Okay,
- 14:27Speaker 1: this is Friday.
- 14:28Speaker 3: It was a cute idea, the fortune cookie thing.
- 14:31Speaker 6: Again, now that now that we know it was from
- 14:34Speaker 6: the label, it makes more sense. But initially I was
- 14:37Speaker 6: walking around the office asking like, why does this exist?
- 14:41Speaker 2: And I think it also cost me a crown because
- 14:44Speaker 2: it's like Lockhart's.
- 14:46Speaker 3: You know you go to and sitting all weekend.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Well, Bill left the whole thing in shambles in my studio.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Yeah it's all crack.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Just anyway, we got to the bottom of that and
- 14:57Speaker 2: we did. Congratulations Louis, and thank you for the giant
- 14:59Speaker 2: four cookie. So the Patriots are heading to Denver this
- 15:03Speaker 2: weekend the AFC Championship game against the Broncos. It's a
- 15:07Speaker 2: three o'clock kickoff Sunday, and finally people are talking about
- 15:11Speaker 2: the Patriots. Mike Rabel doing some talking about the Patriots
- 15:15Speaker 2: be the.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Best defense that we've played today. The funness is on
- 15:17Speaker 1: their size. They put a lot of pressure on you,
- 15:20Speaker 1: so you know, that's just how this thing goes each
- 15:22Speaker 1: and every week they get tougher. Yeah.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Collectively, Coach Rabel and the rest of the team are saying, hey,
- 15:28Speaker 2: how about our defense, m you know, because that's all
- 15:31Speaker 2: you heard about going into the Texans game, right, Oh,
- 15:33Speaker 2: they've got the best defense in football? Well, how they
- 15:36Speaker 2: doing now? They're packing up their lockers today.
- 15:39Speaker 1: The defense showed up the last two games. Hopefully they
- 15:42Speaker 1: show up again. And the offense too. We need Drake
- 15:44Speaker 1: May to have a big game. Yeah, And it's funny.
- 15:46Speaker 2: No matter what pregame show you were watching, all of
- 15:49Speaker 2: the announcers couldn't stop talking about the Texans and their
- 15:54Speaker 2: defense and how great they are. And they were all
- 15:56Speaker 2: picking the Texans over the Patriots. Right, Well, that didn't happen. Okay,
- 16:00Speaker 2: that didn't happen, And nobody.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Is more excited than Cardi B. What I got talking about.
- 16:08Speaker 9: Not that.
- 16:10Speaker 1: She kind of came out of the left field with
- 16:12Speaker 1: this whole thing, didn't she She's supporting her man. She
- 16:16Speaker 1: cooked a big dinner for him too after the game.
- 16:18Speaker 1: I love that she could cook Cardi B. Or she
- 16:21Speaker 1: has people probably that prepare the dinner. No, I think
- 16:23Speaker 1: she cooked it really yeah, yeah in Easton. Not sure
- 16:28Speaker 1: I heard she said fortune cookies. Oh, she would probably
- 16:33Speaker 1: like these for the next dinner party.
- 16:35Speaker 2: I do them in the shape of a football, fortune
- 16:38Speaker 2: cookies that look like a football.
- 16:39Speaker 6: I'm just sure it wouldn't be a fortune cookie.
- 16:43Speaker 1: So anyway, you've got the Pats in the Broncos Sunday afternoon,
- 16:46Speaker 1: three o'clock.
- 16:46Speaker 2: You've got the Seahawks and the Rams six thirty Sunday night.
- 16:50Speaker 2: And meantime, An Michael may Drake's wife dropped the second
- 16:54Speaker 2: episode of her Beyond Bake Miss Cooking show over the weekend.
- 16:58Speaker 2: She was actually in the kitchen with David Andrews.
- 17:01Speaker 10: The line is like the main recipients and my baked goods.
- 17:03Speaker 10: Occasionally they'll write me like a note, like a thank
- 17:05Speaker 10: you note. So funny. It's like, we're just keep feeding us.
- 17:08Speaker 10: We need to protect your husband, so we need to
- 17:10Speaker 10: keep on the extra way. If you need a bodyguard,
- 17:12Speaker 10: we'll be your bodyguard.
- 17:14Speaker 3: I love that she's so cute.
- 17:16Speaker 6: Doesn't the O line go out for like a Thursday
- 17:18Speaker 6: night dinner and they all have Shirley Temple's yes too.
- 17:20Speaker 6: It's like a thing now, it's superstition.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Yeah. I like Michael.
- 17:25Speaker 2: She's very cool.
- 17:26Speaker 1: She was so cute.
- 17:27Speaker 6: She was wearing an iHeart Drake may Like sweatshirt to
- 17:29Speaker 6: the game, and she just looked adorable.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Not to be confused with iHeart our Company.
- 17:35Speaker 3: I know, but it was my heart.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Yeah. I see some people are saying some not nice things.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Who are those people?
- 17:40Speaker 3: Whose people we'll just.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Find a horrible once you're attacking Anne, Michael, you.
- 17:46Speaker 3: Really need to take a hard look at the mirror.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Go outside once in a while. Leave the basement, right,
- 17:52Speaker 2: you know, a computer in the basement. Just leave and
- 17:56Speaker 2: see daylight for a change. What's home with me, Lisa,
- 18:02Speaker 2: You've found an interesting story about the game this weekend
- 18:06Speaker 2: and what they're doing with tickets.
- 18:07Speaker 6: Yeah, so Ticketmaster is blocking purchases for the game out
- 18:12Speaker 6: in Colorado from any other billing address other than the
- 18:15Speaker 6: specific region around Colorado. So if you live in New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming,
- 18:20Speaker 6: you can easily buy tickets, but Pats fans blocked. And
- 18:25Speaker 6: the reason is is that it's a common practice to
- 18:27Speaker 6: ensure home field advantage and prevent the opposing fans from
- 18:30Speaker 6: buying up all the tickets. Now you can buy them
- 18:32Speaker 6: from stub Hub and see geek and all those other
- 18:34Speaker 6: like third party ticket sellers, but obviously you're going to
- 18:37Speaker 6: pay more.
- 18:37Speaker 1: It seems illegal to me.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Just trying to do our best toofs Okay, not that
- 18:47Speaker 2: just announceto Over the weekend, green Day is going to
- 18:50Speaker 2: be joining the opening ceremonies at the Super Bowl. Green
- 18:52Speaker 2: Day will kick off opening ceremonies. Don't forget. Charlie Poots
- 18:55Speaker 2: will sing the national anthem, Brandy Carlisle, We'll sing America.
- 18:59Speaker 2: The Beautiful Coco Jones will perform Lift every voice and sing.
- 19:04Speaker 1: So that's part of the super Bowl.
- 19:05Speaker 2: And Bad Bunny of course the halftime and he dropped
- 19:09Speaker 2: the first teaser for the halftime show, Honey.
- 19:19Speaker 1: We're dancing in the kitchen at halftime. I'm just saying
- 19:22Speaker 1: he's promising everybody will be dancing. That's what he said,
- 19:27Speaker 1: everybody will be dancing.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Uh, don't forget. Rihanna did the halftime show three years ago.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Her husband to Asap Rocky, was on Fallon last night.
- 19:34Speaker 2: He talked about meeting Rihanna for the first time.
- 19:37Speaker 1: It was crazy.
- 19:38Speaker 11: We met outside of a nightclub, ironically in New York.
- 19:41Speaker 11: I wasn't famous at the time. She was, obviously Rihanna, and.
- 19:47Speaker 1: I couldn't get in.
- 19:48Speaker 11: The Bounces didn't want to let me in, and I
- 19:50Speaker 11: was with my friend, late great Virgil Abla and Matthew Williams.
- 19:54Speaker 11: You know, we kind of was getting into it with
- 19:56Speaker 11: the Bounces and she kind of came out and we
- 19:58Speaker 11: locked eyes right away, and I was just like in
- 20:01Speaker 11: the days, and you know, I was a little embarrassed
- 20:04Speaker 11: that she caught me, like, you know, bickering with the
- 20:06Speaker 11: guard and stuff like that.
- 20:08Speaker 1: It's not me. I'm cool, I'm on the list. Helped
- 20:11Speaker 1: you get in it. No. He also talked about their
- 20:16Speaker 1: new baby, baby Rocky name right after me.
- 20:19Speaker 11: Come on, how's baby Rockets have changed you at all?
- 20:23Speaker 11: It's amazing and it's like uncomparable. It's just unexplainable, you know.
- 20:28Speaker 11: I feel like a new man again and again and again.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:32Speaker 2: He did you guys watch Saturday Night Live the other
- 20:34Speaker 2: night Asap Rocky was the musical guest.
- 20:36Speaker 1: I did see some of the performance. Yes, yeah, the
- 20:40Speaker 1: new album is on the way. I personally don't know
- 20:43Speaker 1: a Rocky remember that. I mean, you gotta rested overseas
- 20:49Speaker 1: and then President they called President Trump to help them.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Classic weird chapter. Wasn't it very very weird? Any morning, guys,
- 21:00Speaker 1: my care I just want to say hello to ASAP, Billy, ASAP,
- 21:03Speaker 1: Lisa ASAP, justin asp Riley, you guys have an as day.
- 21:08Speaker 1: See you, Thank thank you.
- 21:10Speaker 7: Doug.
- 21:14Speaker 2: So Prince Harry back in court today. This is the
- 21:16Speaker 2: second day of court hearing. So he says that this
- 21:18Speaker 2: is that lawsuit against the tabloids.
- 21:21Speaker 7: Uh.
- 21:21Speaker 2: He and Elton John and like five or six other
- 21:24Speaker 2: celebrities are suing the tabloids in the UK. They're claiming
- 21:29Speaker 2: that over the course of years they were tapping their homes.
- 21:33Speaker 2: They were tapped, they had secret microphones hidden pretty much
- 21:36Speaker 2: everywhere they were going getting inside information, which is I
- 21:40Speaker 2: think they're going to win big against the tabloids.
- 21:43Speaker 1: They had the phone tab going.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, everything video. It just just to get very
- 21:51Speaker 2: personal stuff about their lives.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Wow.
- 21:55Speaker 2: And uh oh Harry and Meghan doing. They seem to
- 21:58Speaker 2: be fine. She posted something over theekend that I saw.
- 22:00Speaker 6: I guess her Netflix show, though has not been renewed
- 22:03Speaker 6: for a third season.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Right, probably best for everybody.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Yeah, Ed Sharon asking his fans to text him some
- 22:11Speaker 2: song recommendations for the twenty twenty six tour and that,
- 22:15Speaker 2: by the way, comes to Boston September twenty fifth and
- 22:18Speaker 2: twenty sixth Oscar nominations coming out this Thursday. They'll be
- 22:22Speaker 2: announced to be announced live on Good Morning America.
- 22:26Speaker 1: What do we think Timothy Challomey.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Oh, I think so, doctor.
- 22:29Speaker 6: That movie was incredible, Marty Supreme, go see it if
- 22:33Speaker 6: you it's still in theaters.
- 22:34Speaker 1: It will probably be Timothy Schallomey for every category.
- 22:37Speaker 6: Most It was the most intense character I think he's
- 22:40Speaker 6: ever played, other than the Bob Dylan character.
- 22:42Speaker 1: And it's still ruling the box off.
- 22:44Speaker 6: Yeah, and a lot of young people, a lot of
- 22:47Speaker 6: young guys are going, that's what I noticed.
- 22:49Speaker 1: Oh, he's big.
- 22:49Speaker 3: Yeah, he's big with the young twenties thirties. Yeah, it
- 22:53Speaker 3: was nice to see them all at the theater at Showcase.
- 22:55Speaker 2: And finally Will Smith on fallin Last Night, he's got
- 22:58Speaker 2: that new show poll to pull where he takes her
- 23:00Speaker 2: from one pole to the other. And in this clip,
- 23:03Speaker 2: he's actually in the Amazon looking for anaconda.
- 23:07Speaker 9: I'm still trying to get my head around the idea
- 23:09Speaker 9: of looking for anaconda and why.
- 23:13Speaker 1: We would do that.
- 23:15Speaker 9: So we got one of the world's best snake guys
- 23:19Speaker 9: and a world class expedition leader, and we still need help.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Yeah, no, all right, So they have all these experts
- 23:35Speaker 1: that they're going with, Yeah, but they need more people.
- 23:37Speaker 1: That's what he meant. They have to find this tribe
- 23:40Speaker 1: down there in the Amazon, and these people from the
- 23:43Speaker 1: tribe know how to handle the anacondas. I want to
- 23:46Speaker 1: see this special with this project for him. When is
- 23:49Speaker 1: it coming and where it's on National Geographic. It might
- 23:53Speaker 1: already be out.
- 23:54Speaker 2: It's a double check that, but I'm gonna check that
- 23:56Speaker 2: out when I get home.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, my dad grew up on the Amazon
- 23:59Speaker 1: in Peru. Yeah, and he swam with piranhas.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Okay, nobody swims with piranha. They can consume you in
- 24:07Speaker 2: about five seconds.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Right, there are piranhas in the Amazon. And when he
- 24:10Speaker 1: was a child, they would swim for fun in the
- 24:12Speaker 1: Amazon and they were piranhas. He never got bit and
- 24:15Speaker 1: thank god, imagine that. So he went from the Amazon
- 24:19Speaker 1: to making porn movies.
- 24:21Speaker 2: That's a weird flip when you're thinking, that's right, this
- 24:24Speaker 2: is unacceptable.
- 24:25Speaker 1: That was an unacceptable segue. I don't appreciate that he
- 24:29Speaker 1: made many different types of films, yes, including adult content.
- 24:31Speaker 1: He had to support me. I was a dating. I
- 24:35Speaker 1: was a dating. You have to he was doing documentaries.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Listen on a Friday, he'd do a documentary. On Monday,
- 24:42Speaker 1: he'd shoot John Holmes. Yeah.
- 24:44Speaker 2: So did he actually work with the porn legends He
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- 24:56Speaker 1: I would love to talk to your father about making
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- 25:00Speaker 1: seeing them being made would be exciting. Yeah, it was
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- 26:11Speaker 2: So justin you were digging around again this morning, and
- 26:14Speaker 2: you found another one of those weird lists that only
- 26:16Speaker 2: you find.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Yeah, Lisa has it in her hands right now. It's
- 26:19Speaker 1: about the nineties, and you know, okay, how much different
- 26:21Speaker 1: it is now than that this is. It's so different.
- 26:24Speaker 1: I love the number one right out of the box.
- 26:26Speaker 6: What was acceptable in the nineties, that's not acceptable now.
- 26:29Speaker 6: It is making plans with someone multiple days in advance,
- 26:33Speaker 6: not talking to them about it again, and just showing up.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Now. Can't do that anymore. Can't do it. Nope, nope, nope,
- 26:41Speaker 1: cannot do that.
- 26:42Speaker 6: Another one, kind of in the same lane is showing
- 26:45Speaker 6: up at someone's house unannounced to hang out.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Just knock on the door. Yeah, well you didn't. You
- 26:52Speaker 1: didn't have text thing, right, you know, you just show up?
- 26:55Speaker 1: So you just show up. I mean I used to
- 26:56Speaker 1: show up in people's houses all the time. You just
- 26:58Speaker 1: knock on the door, make sure it's no big deal. Yeah,
- 27:00Speaker 1: what's up? When's the last time you did that? Like
- 27:03Speaker 1: ninety one? Right? Unannounced?
- 27:05Speaker 3: People would think you were weird. Right if you did that.
- 27:07Speaker 1: We'll call the cops, right, Oh yeah, what do you want?
- 27:10Speaker 3: Get out of here?
- 27:11Speaker 1: Yeah? When people knock on my door, it's it's like
- 27:14Speaker 1: a surprise, right, what's going on right now? Famously in
- 27:18Speaker 1: your house, it's a surprise.
- 27:20Speaker 6: Number three was being excited when the phone rings, like, oh,
- 27:24Speaker 6: I wonder if it's for me?
- 27:26Speaker 3: Right, for you? If it's on your phone now, before
- 27:30Speaker 3: the house phone.
- 27:31Speaker 1: The landline. Yeah. And then they had the cordless phones. Right. Well,
- 27:36Speaker 1: they had the phones with the long wires so you
- 27:38Speaker 1: could walk around.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Yeah, you had the phone in the kitchen and it
- 27:41Speaker 2: was about a thirty foot.
- 27:43Speaker 1: Coiled wire wrapped up in it.
- 27:44Speaker 2: So if you needed a private conversation, you walked through
- 27:47Speaker 2: three rooms and closed the door.
- 27:49Speaker 1: You talk on the kitchen phone, be in the closet. Yeah.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It was a lot of fun when you
- 27:53Speaker 1: think of it. And then they had the cordless phones. Yeah, yes,
- 27:57Speaker 1: you know. And then the voice recorders.
- 28:00Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Get home and hit the button and check your voice.
- 28:04Speaker 2: Oh.
- 28:05Speaker 1: The answering machine, yes, yeah, everyone had any answer little tape. Yeah,
- 28:09Speaker 1: they don't have those anymore.
- 28:10Speaker 5: No.
- 28:11Speaker 1: One time a kid through a party that grew up
- 28:13Speaker 1: with as parents went away to a big party and
- 28:15Speaker 1: during the party, someone hit record on the answering machine
- 28:19Speaker 1: to record a new greeting and so they clean up
- 28:22Speaker 1: the party, the parents came home. He thought he got
- 28:24Speaker 1: away with it, and then someone called the answering machines
- 28:26Speaker 1: started playing and all your hair is passed? The book?
- 28:31Speaker 1: Who's got the put cakes?
- 28:34Speaker 9: Did?
- 28:36Speaker 1: What else is on the list? List?
- 28:38Speaker 5: Okay?
- 28:38Speaker 6: Not being reachable I mean with text and within hours
- 28:41Speaker 6: you know where people are.
- 28:42Speaker 3: So that's just like not a thing anymore.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Trying to get the timing in my brain. When like,
- 28:49Speaker 2: when did house phones disappear? When did what ear? Did
- 28:52Speaker 2: cell phones arrive? Like the earliest version of a cell
- 28:56Speaker 2: I had a cell phone that was like something out
- 28:58Speaker 2: of the army in the Second World War. It was
- 29:02Speaker 2: all metal and it had to handle it.
- 29:03Speaker 1: It was a big box. That's what I broadcasted from.
- 29:06Speaker 6: And then it was like a big block that you'd
- 29:09Speaker 6: put on your ear. Remember like in Wall Street in
- 29:12Speaker 6: the movie.
- 29:13Speaker 1: You remember the cell phones in the car that would
- 29:15Speaker 1: be between the seats like a big Yeah, I remember,
- 29:19Speaker 1: I remember the phones. They had a bag with them.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
- 29:25Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 29:25Speaker 1: I never had one, but to see was the original?
- 29:28Speaker 6: Okay, this is a big one. Leaving your kids in
- 29:30Speaker 6: the car while you went grocery shopping very common back
- 29:33Speaker 6: then obviously only done in the weather was allowed.
- 29:36Speaker 3: But yeah, a lot of people say they used to
- 29:37Speaker 3: do that in the nineties.
- 29:38Speaker 1: My mom used to send me to the convenience store
- 29:41Speaker 1: down the street with a note for cigarettes when I
- 29:45Speaker 1: was like six or seven years old. You know, give
- 29:48Speaker 1: my son a pack of Marlboroughs, and I used to
- 29:50Speaker 1: go down. They used to give them to me.
- 29:52Speaker 2: I used to hate that my parents would send me.
- 29:54Speaker 2: The only thing is they each wanted a cart and
- 29:57Speaker 2: I'm not even making that up. Luckily it was a
- 29:59Speaker 2: local store, the variety store for Zoli's, and he knew
- 30:03Speaker 2: who I was, and he knew my parents, so I command.
- 30:05Speaker 1: He said, how many cartons you need?
- 30:07Speaker 10: Mm?
- 30:08Speaker 2: Yeah, two cartons a pal mall place?
- 30:10Speaker 1: Oh no filter? No filter? Oh god. They saw Lucies
- 30:14Speaker 1: at the store near my house. Those were loose cigarettes,
- 30:17Speaker 1: Lucy's crete. I never seen them, just one cigarette. Oh
- 30:20Speaker 1: this is so cool. When else are we have use?
- 30:22Speaker 3: All right?
- 30:22Speaker 6: Going all the way to the terminal to see your
- 30:24Speaker 6: friends getting off the plane? Oh yeah, remember did you
- 30:27Speaker 6: do that all the way through?
- 30:30Speaker 1: Oh? Everybody relate you. That's what you did? Meet your
- 30:33Speaker 1: right at the gate.
- 30:34Speaker 3: Amore.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Well that's gone.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Yeah, well, now you couldn't even park and go to
- 30:39Speaker 2: the gate where you're going to park.
- 30:41Speaker 1: You know.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Another one is smoking in restaurants.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Yeah, not just restaurants everywhere. Yeah, you literally smoked everywhere.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Do you know that.
- 30:52Speaker 2: When I was raising my kids in Lindfield, a popular
- 30:55Speaker 2: hang up, well, a popular restaurant on Route one, everybody
- 31:00Speaker 2: from Windfield went. And I remember going and this was
- 31:03Speaker 2: a fine restaurant. And I remember going there and people
- 31:08Speaker 2: would be smoking cigars.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Right at the bar in this restaurant. And then I
- 31:13Speaker 1: remember people smoking cigarettes on the plane. They used to
- 31:15Speaker 1: smoke on yeah, airplanes everywhere. I have a memory as
- 31:20Speaker 1: a kid riving, sitting in the back seat, my parents
- 31:23Speaker 1: in the front driving, and they'd both be smoking and
- 31:26Speaker 1: the windows were all up.
- 31:27Speaker 2: Yeah, just choking the window chain smoking, like as you're going,
- 31:32Speaker 2: they're ltting each other's cigarettes, like putting one down, picking
- 31:35Speaker 2: up another one, like NonStop. You couldn't even see the
- 31:39Speaker 2: person next to you.
- 31:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they still have smoking rooms, like a Foxwoods casino. Yeah, yeah,
- 31:45Speaker 1: they have smoking rooms. Oh what's that smell?
- 31:48Speaker 3: Like?
- 31:48Speaker 1: Stale smoke? Not good? Not good.
- 31:51Speaker 3: You just look up in the ceiling and it's like
- 31:53Speaker 3: all brown.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the ceiling of my parents' car there just
- 31:58Speaker 2: yellow yellow.
- 31:59Speaker 3: Yeah, the blinds are all brown. It's just really you're like, okay.
- 32:04Speaker 6: Okay, here's another one knocking on the door of a
- 32:06Speaker 6: random house miles away from your own and asked to
- 32:09Speaker 6: use their landline to call your mom.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Ye, right, I remember that. Now you'd be shot.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Yes, you totally will.
- 32:16Speaker 1: You just can't do that any now, you just can't there,
- 32:19Speaker 1: there's no way. And everybody has a cell phone and everybody.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Now let me ask you something, not to seem out
- 32:25Speaker 2: of it, but not landlines at the house.
- 32:28Speaker 1: A lot of people will say to this day they
- 32:29Speaker 1: have them.
- 32:30Speaker 3: They do?
- 32:31Speaker 1: Do they work? They do? We have one?
- 32:33Speaker 6: We have one, yeah, and they it still rings. I
- 32:36Speaker 6: mean you obviously turn the ringer off. But a lot
- 32:38Speaker 6: if you have a business at home, well a lot.
- 32:39Speaker 1: Of that is because like Comcast, it's a bundle, right,
- 32:42Speaker 1: so to get the better deal you have to get
- 32:44Speaker 1: all three phone and the landline. We have one for
- 32:47Speaker 1: downstairs because my wife's grandmother doesn't have a cell phone,
- 32:51Speaker 1: so you can hear the phone ringing and so weird.
- 32:55Speaker 3: Do you want to hear a few more on the line.
- 32:56Speaker 6: I would love to writing letters, like old fashioned letters.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I used to do it all the time. Yeah, I
- 33:03Speaker 1: don't get many. I used to write a lot of letters,
- 33:05Speaker 1: but not anymore. Well from prison. Yeah yeah. Actually my
- 33:08Speaker 1: mother actually found all my old letters when I was younger.
- 33:12Speaker 1: I haven't I went through them. It's like a time capsule.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Yeah, save them. Those are stories mooning people.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what happened to mooning? That's on the list
- 33:25Speaker 1: moaning people. When you roll down the back window.
- 33:28Speaker 6: I mean the fact that this is acceptable at any
- 33:30Speaker 6: time period and now it's definitely a charge.
- 33:34Speaker 2: Oh man, imagine doing that today on the highway. Down
- 33:39Speaker 2: the highway, somebody in the backseat rolls down the window.
- 33:42Speaker 1: It actually happened.
- 33:43Speaker 6: Like early on, and like there was like a mom's
- 33:46Speaker 6: group that I was with, like when we lived in Hingham,
- 33:48Speaker 6: and one of the couples like he was bak into
- 33:52Speaker 6: mooning really down the expressway any moon.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Stream about not okay, no, not okay. What was the
- 34:04Speaker 1: streaking thing where you wore a raincoat? Right, that's a
- 34:09Speaker 1: trench coat. Yeah, that's a skin dog and then off
- 34:13Speaker 1: you did that. But I remember being the saking stories. Yeah,
- 34:18Speaker 1: walking around naked with a raincoat on.
- 34:20Speaker 2: You're naked under the raincoat, but then you take it
- 34:22Speaker 2: off in the middle of the crowded for so.
- 34:24Speaker 3: Like a trench coat.
- 34:25Speaker 1: To do what? To just run face right now, to
- 34:29Speaker 1: do what? Just to show what you got? Okay, that's
- 34:33Speaker 1: definitely not the list. Mooning is on the list. Not
- 34:38Speaker 1: build weird like we would you open the raincoat from
- 34:42Speaker 1: the streaking. Your dad's the one that shot porn, not mine.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Can we not do this? Kiss?
- 34:51Speaker 2: Justin quickly before we get to the leftover? So you
- 34:53Speaker 2: remember our pals from the Patriots. The reporter for the Patriots, Yes,
- 34:57Speaker 2: she came in last week. She's the first female reporter
- 35:00Speaker 2: that a raid Will goes to in the press room,
- 35:03Speaker 2: and she talked about her aunt's candy store indults.
- 35:06Speaker 1: She sent us a beautiful candy setup. Oh that was
- 35:08Speaker 1: super nice. Yeah, she said she was gonna that's nice.
- 35:11Speaker 3: It's in Newton Highlands indulge.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Oh nice, yeah, thanks so any so, thanks for the candy.
- 35:15Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 35:16Speaker 1: Oh man. So things you did in the nineties that
- 35:19Speaker 1: you cannot do in twenty twenty six. We were just
- 35:21Speaker 1: talking about that a couple of minutes ago, like showing
- 35:23Speaker 1: up at people's houses, unannounced, landlines, you know, things like that.
- 35:27Speaker 8: So I showed up at someone's house unannounced. It was
- 35:30Speaker 8: a friend and he was sleeping, but his other two
- 35:34Speaker 8: friends were there, so.
- 35:35Speaker 1: It was a little weird, but I still.
- 35:36Speaker 5: Hung out even though he was asleep.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Guess that means I'm a weirdo. You really don't do
- 35:43Speaker 1: that anymore. You don't just show up at people's houses.
- 35:46Speaker 1: They look at you like you're crazy. Yeah. Yeah, well
- 35:49Speaker 1: everybody's got ring cams and everything else.
- 35:51Speaker 6: Just send a text before you stop by, say hey,
- 35:53Speaker 6: I'm gonna stop by in an hour.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Yeah, always give a heads up.
- 35:56Speaker 5: Listening to all these things that are okay in the
- 35:58Speaker 5: nineties but are not okay now. I think it's really
- 36:01Speaker 5: funny thinking about how when I was younger, my mom
- 36:04Speaker 5: used to tell me, you know, don't talk to strangers
- 36:05Speaker 5: on the internet, or don't get in a stranger's car,
- 36:08Speaker 5: and yet we do that all.
- 36:10Speaker 2: The time now.
- 36:11Speaker 5: And yet you were saying, how now you can't go
- 36:14Speaker 5: to somebody's front door because you're an intruder or a
- 36:17Speaker 5: stranger and are going to have a problem. But it's
- 36:20Speaker 5: just really interesting to see how things have flipped and
- 36:23Speaker 5: yet doesn't make sense.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I think of it. You get in an over
- 36:26Speaker 1: it's a stranger. It's a stranger. Oh you know, you
- 36:28Speaker 1: don't know who they are.
- 36:29Speaker 6: If someone told me that that's we would get into
- 36:31Speaker 6: some someone else's car.
- 36:33Speaker 3: Yeah, right, I would say, you're kidding me.
- 36:35Speaker 1: That's like modern day hitch hiking. Yes it is, yep,
- 36:39Speaker 1: and you're paying Yes, pretty much.
- 36:41Speaker 12: I'm twenty and my family has always had a landline phone.
- 36:46Speaker 7: Like, it is weird to me that, like some of
- 36:48Speaker 7: my friends don't have them or never have them.
- 36:51Speaker 4: Like, we still have a phone on.
- 36:52Speaker 10: The wall in the kitchen that like has the coil,
- 36:56Speaker 10: and my mom walks around with it.
- 36:57Speaker 1: If you need to reach my mom at home. Oh
- 37:01Speaker 1: there it is right there.
- 37:02Speaker 3: Oh my god. I love that. But her mom still
- 37:04Speaker 3: uses the Yeah, but.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Think of it.
- 37:07Speaker 2: The only people calling a landline now are bill collectors.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, they do call my house. We have a
- 37:14Speaker 1: long lie. It's always a bill collector.
- 37:16Speaker 6: Or during election time, you'll get those calls, those robo
- 37:20Speaker 6: calls from different candidates on that line.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Yeah. And then there was Bill in the raincoat thing.
- 37:25Speaker 1: I don't know if we want to revisit this or not.
- 37:28Speaker 3: Well, we can revisit the mooning because the mooning was
- 37:30Speaker 3: on the list.
- 37:30Speaker 1: Yes, mooning on the list. You can't do that anymore.
- 37:33Speaker 1: You probably couldn't do it then, but now it's definitely
- 37:35Speaker 1: getting charged in decent exposure. But Billy was talking about
- 37:38Speaker 1: wearing a raincoat with nothing on the streaking it's different.
- 37:42Speaker 1: That it's different. No, it's not what you think.
- 37:45Speaker 2: It's like somebody would do it as a goof on
- 37:46Speaker 2: a college campus or something.
- 37:48Speaker 1: No, those are the weirdos that would walk around naked
- 37:50Speaker 1: under a trench coat and they would open up to women.
- 37:53Speaker 1: You know, that's a different weirdo.
- 37:55Speaker 2: Streaking was like kind of a prak It was like
- 37:58Speaker 2: just a goof, right, even producer Ryley.
- 38:01Speaker 3: You're still streakers there, streaking.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Through the path. I don't know what the hell Billy
- 38:08Speaker 1: told you? What you real Bill's talking about.
- 38:10Speaker 5: Leave it to Billy to wear a raincoat put nothing underneath.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Oh boy, the streaking trend is gonna come back. Unbelievable, unbelievable.
- 38:24Speaker 1: All right, we had a lot of stuff to cover
- 38:25Speaker 1: this morning. We'll try to get to it all in
- 38:27Speaker 1: the recap, the wrap up coming up next, things like
- 38:30Speaker 1: what TV shows we're wearing or using a gift card.
- 38:34Speaker 1: What I say, you're wearing a TV show to you?
- 38:36Speaker 1: You're in my head with wearing the stupid rain again.
- 38:39Speaker 1: It's not my fun. You messed me up anyway, kids,
- 38:43Speaker 1: One away.
- 38:44Speaker 6: It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
- 38:47Speaker 6: the Morning.
- 38:48Speaker 1: So earlier this hour we were talking about things in
- 38:50Speaker 1: the nineties that you cannot do in twenty twenty six.
- 38:53Speaker 1: We had a list. Lisa had a whole list of things.
- 38:55Speaker 1: One of them was streaking. I'm getting hit up by
- 38:58Speaker 1: a lot of people wondering why Billy does not remember
- 39:01Speaker 1: the song the Streak, The Streak. No, you don't remember
- 39:05Speaker 1: that song. Well, there is a song called the Streak
- 39:09Speaker 1: Streak that shill out week. Where on earth did you
- 39:25Speaker 1: find that? It's not me, it's our listeners. It's by
- 39:28Speaker 1: a guy named Ray Stevens. So you don't want to
- 39:31Speaker 1: streak in these days though.
- 39:33Speaker 2: No, it's not a good idea. You'll be arrested.
- 39:35Speaker 1: You be arrested, you have to register as a sex offender.
- 39:37Speaker 1: You don't want a good Yeah, it's not a good luck,
- 39:39Speaker 1: but yeah, make sure you check out the podcast if
- 39:41Speaker 1: you missed the list. It's really good. Also, this morning,
- 39:44Speaker 1: our topic time using a gift card on a first date.
- 39:47Speaker 1: One of my friends has two restaurant gift cards. He
- 39:49Speaker 1: used one for a first date recently. He's going this
- 39:52Speaker 1: weekend to use the other one. He sees no issue
- 39:55Speaker 1: with it, And I feel like a lot of people
- 39:56Speaker 1: did not have an issue with it, don't you. You
- 39:59Speaker 1: guys actually just reminded me.
- 40:00Speaker 12: I did go on a date once with a guy
- 40:03Speaker 12: where he used a gift card and then he said, okay,
- 40:07Speaker 12: you can pay the rest of it, and it was
- 40:10Speaker 12: like a little.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Less than half.
- 40:11Speaker 12: But I was like, well, why don't we split it
- 40:13Speaker 12: because you use a gift card And he's like, well,
- 40:15Speaker 12: the gift card was for my half and I said, well,
- 40:17Speaker 12: it's not your money. He's like, but it's my gift card.
- 40:19Speaker 12: And we had an argument. It was a newer boyfriend,
- 40:22Speaker 12: and let's just say that didn't last long.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Yeah that guy. Yeah, like really we talked about that.
- 40:30Speaker 2: That would be the extreme if you had a gift
- 40:33Speaker 2: card and you said, okay, that's.
- 40:34Speaker 1: My half, you got yours and yours. Oh my god. Yeah,
- 40:38Speaker 1: the splitting the bill thing, that's that's another whole issue. Yeah,
- 40:41Speaker 1: you know what I mean real quick. Also, this morning
- 40:43Speaker 1: we talked about The Rip Ben and Matt's new movie.
- 40:45Speaker 1: I watched it, Lisa watched it. We weren't big fans.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Now I thought it could have been a little bit better.
- 40:49Speaker 3: Yeah, it left me very disappointed.
- 40:52Speaker 1: Yeah. So, but if you haven't seen it, Bill, you
- 40:53Speaker 1: haven't seen it, it's worth the watch. Okay, I'd like
- 40:56Speaker 1: to get your thoughts on it. This weekend, I had
- 40:58Speaker 1: a birthday party for my son. He turned nine years
- 41:00Speaker 1: old yesterday, and we had a bunch of pizza. I
- 41:03Speaker 1: ordered way too much pizza, twenty pizzas. We had like
- 41:06Speaker 1: eight left over, Way too much pizza.
- 41:09Speaker 13: Justin just want to give you a little tip for
- 41:11Speaker 13: the pizza at the kids party. Instead of having them
- 41:15Speaker 13: cut the pizza into ace, you have them cut it
- 41:17Speaker 13: into sixteenths and then there's not as much waste and
- 41:22Speaker 13: kids feel like they're eating a lot and you don't
- 41:25Speaker 13: need as much pizza.
- 41:26Speaker 3: It's true.
- 41:27Speaker 1: Try that next time.
- 41:28Speaker 13: That is have a great.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Day, fantastic. Yeah, we had so much pizza. It was
- 41:33Speaker 1: three hundred bucks for the pizza.
- 41:34Speaker 6: You know, it happened to us one time we had
- 41:36Speaker 6: somebody that we went we donated the pizza.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Oh you did. We gave them away. I took a
- 41:41Speaker 1: couple of home, takes them home. Yeah, Bill, Bill helped out.
- 41:44Speaker 1: He gave me a hundred bucks the pizzas. Oh my god,
- 41:46Speaker 1: you really used that phrase again. I helped out officially.
- 41:49Speaker 1: I was buying the pizza.
- 41:50Speaker 2: If I knew you were ordering a hundred pizzas, I
- 41:52Speaker 2: wouldn't have given you just a hunt.
- 41:54Speaker 1: We're grateful for your hundred bucksk Billy, you cheap skate.
- 41:58Speaker 2: I only gave my boy just one hundred bucks for
- 42:01Speaker 2: his son's birthday party.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Whis not going to get your four pizzas top.
- 42:05Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know you were having a hundred people
- 42:07Speaker 2: at the house.
- 42:08Speaker 1: I thought it was a little birthday party. Again, we're
- 42:10Speaker 1: very grateful for your contribution to the piece. Apparently not
- 42:13Speaker 1: so much, very much so