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Johnjay's newest treatment has us worried · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: In the meantime, get this. You know how I like
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  Speaker 1: to do stuff like anti aging stuff and longevity stuff
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  Speaker 1: and health stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and weird stuff like putting electricity through your body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. This one I did is weir really weird, weirder
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  Speaker 1: than that, way weird than that I've heard. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to give you this short version. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: good I did. I did several things over the at
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  Speaker 1: one sitting at this thing. I did this new thing
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  Speaker 1: where they take your bat stuff out of your blood
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  Speaker 1: and they put your blood back in and this machine.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's on my Instagram. You can see the
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  Speaker 1: main this thing that I did. It's called eboo eb
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  Speaker 1: oh oh. They take your blood out and it was
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  Speaker 1: a pop up shop of this memo. This sounds legit
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  Speaker 1: this is the new wave I think of anti aging
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  Speaker 1: and med spas pop up shops. So they did a
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  Speaker 1: pop up shop for two days and it was packed.
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  Speaker 1: People flew in from all over the country. There. From Maryland.
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  Speaker 1: I met a woman who's gonna go hike Mount Kilimanjaro
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  Speaker 1: this weekend and she or, yeah, she flew from San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: That morning, did the machine and flew back to San Francisco. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I met a lady from Maryland to flewent. I met
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  Speaker 1: a guy from Wisconsin and flew in just for the
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  Speaker 1: day to do this stuff right. And then the next
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  Speaker 1: day there were other people coming in from all over
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  Speaker 1: and they got me in. That's not what I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about. I did the blood thing,
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  Speaker 1: and after the blood thing, I'm hooked up to an
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  Speaker 1: ivy and they said, would you like to try methane
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  Speaker 1: blue or methylane blue? Like, what's that? I heard of
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  Speaker 1: it before, and I didn't think it was good because
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  Speaker 1: the stuff I usually do put in my body's usually
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  Speaker 1: stuff that your body's already making just stopped making it.
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  Speaker 1: So this stuff is called methylane blue and it is
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  Speaker 1: a fabric dye.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard that was that's very controversial, right, very controversial, right,
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  Speaker 2: weren't people using it to treat.
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  Speaker 1: All kinds of stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, diseases?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So apparently in the nineteen forties the guy was
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  Speaker 1: working for Levi's and he was sick and he fell
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  Speaker 1: in the blue dye the method because it's used the
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  Speaker 1: color of genes and stuff, and he cured him.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So over the next however, many years, people and doctors
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  Speaker 1: have done stuff and it's very controversial. Is it good
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  Speaker 1: for you? Is bad for you? And I was there
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  Speaker 1: and these two doctors are explaining it to me, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I go ahead and do it. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I know. But when you see an IV bag, right,
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  Speaker 1: you see the IV bags, how you have the yellow
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  Speaker 1: stuff in that? This IV bag was blue. It looked
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  Speaker 1: like I was getting an IV of baja blasts. Tell
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  Speaker 1: you to like do you want?
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  Speaker 2: Are you like asking questions like, well, what is it for?
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  Speaker 2: What is it going to happen for me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah. It does this to your ATP and
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  Speaker 1: it does this, and it does like if you get
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  Speaker 1: too much, really bad, all this stuff that I can't even.
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  Speaker 2: Explain about a medical jargon.
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  Speaker 1: I can't explain to you except that I've heard. I
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  Speaker 1: know Gary Breka does it right. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: these bios.
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  Speaker 2: I see places selling it. They sell these little vials
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  Speaker 2: of it. But I've I just read that it was dye.
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  Speaker 2: It's not natural. It's it's fabric dye, dice clothing. But
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  Speaker 2: somehow these these people are starting. Usually to do something,
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  Speaker 2: you got to do the right dough. So that's why
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  Speaker 2: there were two doctors there. So I did it. After
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  Speaker 2: trying to do it, what are the side effects? Well,
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  Speaker 2: all this good stuff, I like, go, what a bad
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  Speaker 2: side effects? Oh, you're gonna peep blue? I'm like, what
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna peep blue? That's crazy. I end up going
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  Speaker 2: home and I pee blue, Like it literally looks like
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  Speaker 2: I'm peeing Baja black. It looked like I was from
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  Speaker 2: freaking outer space. He was unbelievable. One of the coolest
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  Speaker 2: pee's I've ever taken.
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  Speaker 1: So the next day, which is yesterday, I went hiking
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  Speaker 1: with my buddy Rick, and we're hiking, and we went
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  Speaker 1: on a really long hiking. It was freezing and when
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  Speaker 1: you're guys, you got in your hiking, you got a pee,
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  Speaker 1: you pull off your just turn out pee and a bush. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So as we're hiking. This woman, she's got those ski
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  Speaker 1: poles people hike with. Yeah, she comes up, she's like, oh, hold, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh hey's she goes one way, We go another way,
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  Speaker 1: and then you know, we're hiking around again. We see
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  Speaker 1: her again, which is rare, so going for another way up.
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  Speaker 1: We're in the middle of no we had to like
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  Speaker 1: a four hour hike, and I go, I got a pee.
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  Speaker 1: He goes to me too, So he turns to pee.
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  Speaker 1: I turned to pee and I had my pants undone,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm about to pull him down, and she goes hello,
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  Speaker 1: Nature calls huh and I go, oh yeah, whoa. I go,
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  Speaker 1: it's a good thing that you know. I wasn't peen
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  Speaker 1: when you turn that corner. And then Rick goes, can
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  Speaker 1: you imagine if he was blue pea, I'm seeing something.
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  Speaker 3: She would have been like that lady on that airplane
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  Speaker 3: that was like that guy back there is not real.
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  Speaker 1: I would be like, oh God, and I'm pee if
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  Speaker 1: I was an alien trying to hide it from the earthlings.
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  Speaker 1: It's on Peere And she turns the corner.
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  Speaker 2: It's a blue stream of pea coming out of her.
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  Speaker 1: I mean exactly like Baja blast you've seen but you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about that color, And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, can you imagine I would have been
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  Speaker 1: and I would have been like, forget that. I would
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  Speaker 1: have been like, Hey, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Cooled, it's cool, it's cool.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be great to think of the things that you
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  Speaker 4: could do to make an excuse of really lies but
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  Speaker 4: totally funny, but would mess her up for the rest
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  Speaker 4: of her life, Like, oh my gosh, just be like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I just I drink a lot of fun, drink a
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  Speaker 4: lot of cool it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just really nervous.
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