Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #703 Arman Margarian Pulled Up for Some Comedy & Chaos
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- 1:03Speaker 2: Why don't you get me a Hello Kitty fucking souvenir, dog?
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- 1:16Speaker 2: come on, Dodgers. Don't fucking keep losing me money. I'm
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- 1:21Speaker 2: Sad dog. How you win two World Series in a
- 1:24Speaker 2: row and then just fucking dunk it. Dunk it.
- 1:28Speaker 3: You're not the kind of gambler I would like to
- 1:29Speaker 3: hang out with.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Yesterday, I was sitting next to this Asian guy yesterday.
- 1:35Speaker 1: fun guy like even got me in a game i
- 1:36Speaker 1: was happy he won you know what i mean i
- 1:38Speaker 1: was like that guy was he knew like because you
- 1:40Speaker 1: didn't see him sad that's oh no even if he
- 1:42Speaker 1: was losing because at one time we were like we
- 1:44Speaker 1: were gonna lose he definitely i was like it was
- 1:46Speaker 1: kind of just funny to see his emotions kind of
- 1:48Speaker 1: like run through because he kind of talked like dr
- 1:50Speaker 1: kim or whatever his name yeah and then i was
- 1:52Speaker 1: just like yo this is the kind of gambler i
- 1:54Speaker 1: want to hang out with I'm.
- 1:55Speaker 2: A sad gambler, I'll be honest with you. You can
- 1:57Speaker 2: tell when I lost, dog. I know homies that'll just
- 1:59Speaker 2: put more money just to redo their losing.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking depressing as a gambler. Across from me.
- 2:06Speaker 1: What's going on, Nitty?
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- 2:12Speaker 5: Thank you guys for being here. Beautiful ass day.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Fuck yeah.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Let's go, bro.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Thank you, Ray, for running the boards. Morning Shop Films.
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- 2:25Speaker 1: ahead and give a warm welcome to our guest for today,
- 2:29Speaker 1: the one and only Arman.
- 2:31Speaker 3: How do you say his last name, bro?
- 2:32Speaker 6: Margaryan.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Margaryan.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Damn, bro, that really sounds hell of Armenian.
- 2:37Speaker 4: What's up, dude?
- 2:38Speaker 6: What's up, guys? Good to be here, man. Good to
- 2:40Speaker 6: be here.
- 2:41Speaker 4: How you doing?
- 2:41Speaker 6: Good, bro.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Good, good.
- 2:43Speaker 6: Made my way from Burbank and, you know, ready to
- 2:46Speaker 6: chill out, bro. This is early for me, bro.
- 2:48Speaker 2: This is early.
- 2:48Speaker 6: I'm just waking up.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Armos are not up early?
- 2:51Speaker 6: Nah.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Really?
- 2:52Speaker 1: Nah.
- 2:52Speaker 3: That's pretty lavish.
- 2:53Speaker 6: Our employees wake up early, and then we catch up.
- 2:58Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense.
- 2:59Speaker 3: It's always like a Mexican guy opening up that armhole business.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Damn, that's the first thing that you guys aren't like Mexicans.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Because I've been living in Guadalupe for a while, and
- 3:07Speaker 2: Armenians are a lot like Mexicans. They got very tight homes.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Their family is very oriented. You don't got no homeless.
- 3:14Speaker 2: People work hard. They're more like Persians. We're very similar.
- 3:16Speaker 2: I did not know you guys didn't wake up early, though.
- 3:18Speaker 2: I did not know that was your downfall.
- 3:19Speaker 7: Some do.
- 3:20Speaker 6: But if you go to Armenia... The city's empty at, like,
- 3:22Speaker 6: 10 a.m.
- 3:23Speaker 2: Still, bro.
- 3:24Speaker 6: It's, like, just starting to get going, bro. I shot
- 3:25Speaker 6: a video in Armenia. I shot an Instagram reel at, like,
- 3:27Speaker 6: 8 a.m. The place looks deserted. I did a video where, like, it's, like,
- 3:31Speaker 6: Walking Dead and I'm walking alone throughout.
- 3:32Speaker 4: Yerevan, bro.
- 3:33Speaker 2: 8 a.m. And that's crime time.
- 3:35Speaker 6: Only, like, Rose Boots are open. Like, they just started
- 3:38Speaker 6: implementing coffee at, like, 8 a.m. just for tourists, bro.
- 3:40Speaker 6: They're not... Because the city sleeps at, like, 4 a.m., bro.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Oh.
- 3:43Speaker 6: It's late, bro.
- 3:45Speaker 4: That sounds like a European thing where they take midday breaks. Bro, they...
- 3:49Speaker 4: It is European.
- 3:50Speaker 6: Armenia is actually very European. It's really turned a lot
- 3:52Speaker 6: into that. Armenia, bro, Yerevan, the capital of Armenia, it's
- 3:55Speaker 6: more like Paris than you would imagine Paris to be.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Really?
- 3:58Speaker 6: It's active, bro.
- 3:59Speaker 2: Active.
- 4:00Speaker 6: But yeah, man, Armenia wakes up late. Over here, it's
- 4:03Speaker 6: a little bit better, a little bit better, but no, man,
- 4:06Speaker 6: I'm a.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Sleeper, bro. What's the reason to be up till four
- 4:08Speaker 2: in the morning? You guys partying, you guys hanging out,
- 4:10Speaker 2: just chilling? It's happening, bro.
- 4:11Speaker 4: After you go through a genocide, you're like, fuck it,
- 4:13Speaker 4: let's just live, brother.
- 4:14Speaker 6: We gotta live, bro. They tried to wipe us out,
- 4:16Speaker 6: so we're gonna live it out, bro.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 4:18Speaker 4: Fuck yeah.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Damn, is that really good?
- 4:20Speaker 1: Staying up to a four, it gives you that energy?
- 4:22Speaker 1: I mean, after you go through some shit like that,
- 4:25Speaker 1: you're just like.
- 4:25Speaker 4: They wipe out all your people.
- 4:26Speaker 2: The ones that survived are like... Every day is a
- 4:30Speaker 2: fucking gift now. There's no sleep. Every day, man.
- 4:33Speaker 6: Being raised knowing that you were meant to not exist
- 4:36Speaker 6: does something to you, bro.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I bet.
- 4:38Speaker 6: Yeah, bro.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Damn, I don't see Palestinians as that happy, bro.
- 4:42Speaker 2: They're all mad.
- 4:43Speaker 4: Well, they're going through it right now.
- 4:44Speaker 2: They're currently going through it. Chill. They're about to live life.
- 4:47Speaker 6: How old was the Armenian genocide? 1915 to 1923. Yeah.
- 4:52Speaker 4: So they've had some time to get a little happier
- 4:54Speaker 4: about it.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Get a little happier about it.
- 4:56Speaker 4: The Palestinians are currently in it.
- 4:57Speaker 3: We're going to commit fraud.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Everything to pay back.
- 5:00Speaker 6: I love how everything comes back to fraud.
- 5:04Speaker 2: All the insurances will pay. Yeah, but... Dude, that means.
- 5:09Speaker 3: both of your parents are Armenian?
- 5:11Speaker 6: Both are Armenian, yeah.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Is that, is that like, like, our most are like,
- 5:14Speaker 1: where like, you know how it's like, Asians would be like, oh,
- 5:16Speaker 1: you got to marry like an Asian person?
- 5:18Speaker 6: It's preferred.
- 5:20Speaker 3: How is it though when you marry outside?
- 5:22Speaker 1: Is it like that Prince Harry where they're just.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Like, you no longer belong here?
- 5:26Speaker 6: Similar, but we also very like, we're also like very like,
- 5:29Speaker 6: we love our culture. So like, if I were to
- 5:31Speaker 6: bring like a, like a Mexican girl home, all she
- 5:33Speaker 6: had to do was say two Armenian words, and they're like, ah,
- 5:37Speaker 6: welcome to the family.
- 5:40Speaker 4: But deep down, they want to continue the pure Armenian bloodline.
- 5:44Speaker 6: Yeah, we need more Armenians. We need more Armenians. I
- 5:46Speaker 6: grew up hearing my grandpas say that. You know what
- 5:48Speaker 6: I mean? But we're also very loving people, man. We
- 5:51Speaker 6: love people, man. You come to our weddings, we play
- 5:53Speaker 6: everyone's music, bro.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Yeah, Armenian weddings are lit.
- 5:57Speaker 4: Most weddings are lit.
- 5:58Speaker 2: I don't know, bro.
- 6:00Speaker 1: There's this Armenian wedding, bro, for the dispensary owners, dog.
- 6:03Speaker 1: And I've seen videos of this shit. I'm not lying
- 6:06Speaker 1: when I say that it was fucking raining money, dog.
- 6:09Speaker 6: Oh, 100%.
- 6:10Speaker 1: I'm talking about it was fucking raining money, dog. Bills
- 6:16Speaker 1: fucking flying slowly. I was like, but there's no strippers.
- 6:19Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah.
- 6:20Speaker 4: When people are dancing, they just throw money at them.
- 6:23Speaker 1: They must have had fans up there just fucking printing it.
- 6:27Speaker 4: Do you know who.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Gets that money though?
- 6:29Speaker 1: The groom and the wife.
- 6:31Speaker 4: The staff gets it.
- 6:32Speaker 2: I thought it was for the wedding.
- 6:34Speaker 6: Hell no. I don't know who told you that, bro.
- 6:36Speaker 2: They pick up all that.
- 6:39Speaker 6: That goes to the bride and groom, bro. Trust me.
- 6:41Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say.
- 6:42Speaker 6: We counted those ones before at our house, bro. Trust me.
- 6:44Speaker 2: That's funny.
- 6:45Speaker 6: And if you don't have cash to throw, usually the
- 6:47Speaker 6: people who throw the cash are pretty close to the
- 6:49Speaker 6: bride and groom. But if you don't have cash, we're
- 6:51Speaker 6: out there on the table zelling them, bro. Like, $ 100, $ 100, $ 100, $ 100, $ 100.
- 6:53Speaker 6: You know what I'm making it rain?
- 6:54Speaker 2: Fuck, you're both going off these. So they're talking about
- 6:59Speaker 2: these massive weddings. You know on Central, right where there's
- 7:04Speaker 2: a Bond's, every Friday, Saturday, there's.
- 7:07Speaker 6: This hall that's fucking popping, bro.
- 7:09Speaker 2: I feel like I can just sneak in because they
- 7:11Speaker 2: don't give a fuck, but is that money? Is that
- 7:13Speaker 2: the one by your house? Yes, the one by.
- 7:14Speaker 1: The one that looks like that emoji that's like a
- 7:16Speaker 1: black pillars.
- 7:17Speaker 4: And it's gold.
- 7:18Speaker 6: Palazzo?
- 7:19Speaker 2: Something like that. That shit looks fly as fuck, though.
- 7:22Speaker 6: My cousin's wedding was there just two weeks ago, bro.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Whoa, I tell you, bro.
- 7:26Speaker 3: How nice is that venue, though?
- 7:28Speaker 4: It's super nice, bro.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Have you been in there? No, but it's... I mean,
- 7:31Speaker 2: I just drive by every Friday night and it's packed ballet.
- 7:33Speaker 2: I've driven by it, but that shit... And it's booked
- 7:36Speaker 2: every week. There's not one week that there isn't some
- 7:38Speaker 2: type of fucking event going down in that venue.
- 7:40Speaker 6: We book our weddings like two years out, bro. Like
- 7:43Speaker 6: a year and a half, two years out.
- 7:44Speaker 2: There's no room for divorce. I was about to say,
- 7:46Speaker 2: Mexicans don't do that, bro. I'll break up with my
- 7:48Speaker 2: girlfriend three weeks into that.
- 7:50Speaker 6: You got to lock in your DJ like a year before, bro.
- 7:53Speaker 6: because there's like the popular DJs for Armenian weddings.
- 7:55Speaker 2: And shit too, bro. Oh, shit.
- 7:57Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
- 7:58Speaker 2: You guys just get a mariachi band. Yeah, we feel
- 8:01Speaker 2: always available.
- 8:03Speaker 6: That's wild, bro.
- 8:04Speaker 3: So you know, Xavier's over here.
- 8:05Speaker 1: He's like, I can't wait to leave you walking around
- 8:07Speaker 1: and shit, making threats and shit. He's like, I'll fucking leave.
- 8:10Speaker 1: I'll fucking leave, bitch. He's like, bro, this is money
- 8:11Speaker 1: they're talking about. I was like, clearly has nothing to offer.
- 8:14Speaker 1: I was like, he's just ready to walk away. I
- 8:17Speaker 1: was like, these are business deals.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Fuck it.
- 8:19Speaker 1: He's like, families are getting married, bro. That hall probably
- 8:22Speaker 1: costs like two hummers.
- 8:23Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah, bro, that
- 8:25Speaker 2: shit is expensive.
- 8:26Speaker 6: Have you crashed an Armenian wedding?
- 8:28Speaker 2: No.
- 8:28Speaker 1: I've been to one, like, invited, bro. Like, when I
- 8:30Speaker 1: used to be in the car business, and I was like,
- 8:32Speaker 1: holy shit.
- 8:33Speaker 6: It's wild, bro.
- 8:34Speaker 1: And that was when it was, like, a good year
- 8:35Speaker 1: in the car business for the guy who got married.
- 8:37Speaker 1: So it was like, I was like, damn, so you
- 8:39Speaker 1: guys are just giving away steak?
- 8:40Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Like, I was just like.
- 8:43Speaker 6: I've seen people try to crash, like, our wedding before.
- 8:46Speaker 6: I've seen it happen. I've seen, like, well, first of all,
- 8:48Speaker 6: it was, like, four white people, like, two couples.
- 8:52Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 8:52Speaker 6: Already, the way they were dressed, they were underdressed, bro. Already,
- 8:55Speaker 6: they're underdressed. They're not dressed like us. But, bro, as
- 8:57Speaker 6: drunk as everyone was, everyone knew they were crashing. And suddenly,
- 9:01Speaker 6: we went from Armenian to Italian. There's uncles like, get
- 9:03Speaker 6: the fuck.
- 9:04Speaker 2: Out of here. Because you're right. It wouldn't take too long.
- 9:10Speaker 2: For me and my Mexican quinceanera to notice that person
- 9:14Speaker 2: ain't a homie. And unless someone can vouch for him,
- 9:16Speaker 2: he's got to go. Listen, listen.
- 9:17Speaker 6: The dancing stops. Everyone goes back to their table. You're
- 9:20Speaker 6: eventually going back to the table. Everybody knows who was
- 9:22Speaker 6: at their table, bro. So unless you luck out and
- 9:24Speaker 6: four people didn't show up to that table and you
- 9:26Speaker 6: take over those four seats like I work with the groom, bro.
- 9:29Speaker 6: We're going to know.
- 9:30Speaker 4: See, in the weddings, you could crash because once the
- 9:32Speaker 4: dance floor opens, no one sits again.
- 9:34Speaker 6: That's it, yeah.
- 9:35Speaker 4: So then you can just get in and go eat.
- 9:37Speaker 1: It just keeps smelling worse and worse as time goes by.
- 9:40Speaker 2: You can crash and be like, fuck, it's musky in here.
- 9:45Speaker 4: They're only seated for the main events at the beginning
- 9:48Speaker 4: with the speeches and the dances and all that. And
- 9:50Speaker 4: once the dance floor opens.
- 9:54Speaker 6: No, bro, we take breaks. Everyone's dancing, We are going
- 9:58Speaker 6: to cut cake. And then everybody's cutting the cake.
- 10:00Speaker 2: What about cigarette breaks, bro?
- 10:02Speaker 4: We do all of that beforehand.
- 10:04Speaker 6: We smoke cigarettes inside, bro.
- 10:05Speaker 2: Oh, damn, bro.
- 10:09Speaker 1: That's a premium for the venue to let you do that, dog.
- 10:11Speaker 6: Let me tell you a funny story, bro. It's always
- 10:15Speaker 6: a cousin's wedding, of course, because I got like 30,000
- 10:16Speaker 6: of them. But I'm at my cousin's wedding, and then
- 10:19Speaker 6: we had some, like, his co-workers or some shit joined
- 10:21Speaker 6: us on our table. And then at the time, I
- 10:23Speaker 6: smoked cigarettes, bro. So I sparked up a cigarette, and
- 10:25Speaker 6: he's like, hey, you can't smoke inside. And I put
- 10:28Speaker 6: my cigarette to the side. I was like, you must
- 10:30Speaker 6: be new here, bro. I swear to you, we get
- 10:34Speaker 6: this food trashed, bro. Two hours later, he's like, hey, dog,
- 10:36Speaker 6: can I buy my cigarette, bro? I was like, yeah,
- 10:38Speaker 6: welcome to the family.
- 10:39Speaker 4: Packed that shit.
- 10:39Speaker 6: Next time. There's no smoking signs, but it's just for inspections.
- 10:45Speaker 6: It's just for inspections.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I did wonder when you looked through a wedding book
- 10:48Speaker 1: and I was looking through one, like, And I was
- 10:50Speaker 1: just like, yo, why do they have an ashtray?
- 10:53Speaker 2: This is just married, right?
- 10:54Speaker 1: And I was just like, now that I think about it,
- 10:56Speaker 1: this is like literally, man, I want to say like
- 10:58Speaker 1: six months ago, bro. Like I'm literally looking through it.
- 11:00Speaker 1: I was like, they had like an ashtray section in
- 11:02Speaker 1: this book. It's in downtown. And I'm just like, who's
- 11:05Speaker 1: ordering this? I was like, now that I know, Armenian.
- 11:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:08Speaker 6: It's going to cost you 20 bucks at Armenian wedding, bro.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Just tip the waiter. Can I have an ashtray?
- 11:11Speaker 6: Boom, they bring it.
- 11:12Speaker 4: It's gotten better, though, bro. Two types of people.
- 11:13Speaker 1: No, but I'm talking about, like, in the magazine, they had, like,
- 11:16Speaker 1: this is, what is it, Armand and Vanessa's wedding.
- 11:20Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 11:20Speaker 1: I was like, yo, like, you could have, like, a
- 11:23Speaker 1: little picture of the group. I was like, this is crazy.
- 11:26Speaker 5: Only two types of people smoke inside. really rich people
- 11:29Speaker 5: and poor people.
- 11:29Speaker 2: I thought I was going to say Asians.
- 11:31Speaker 4: No, no, no. Middle class people don't smoke inside. They
- 11:33Speaker 4: take it outside. Really rich people don't give a fuck.
- 11:35Speaker 4: Poor people smoke inside my house. We smoke weed. We're
- 11:38Speaker 4: talking about cigarettes. You know what's funny? Rich or poor.
- 11:41Speaker 6: You'll be at a banquet hall, Armenian banquet hall, and
- 11:43Speaker 6: then they're like, you'll see smoke at certain tables, you know,
- 11:46Speaker 6: two hours in, like everybody's loosened up, but then your
- 11:49Speaker 6: table's not smoking.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Like, why?
- 11:50Speaker 6: Because, Pregnant.
- 11:52Speaker 2: But it's not like.
- 11:56Speaker 6: But it's just that table that's not smoking because they're pregnant.
- 12:00Speaker 6: But everybody else is sparked up. It's okay. High ceiling.
- 12:04Speaker 4: It's okay.
- 12:04Speaker 2: It's high ceiling.
- 12:05Speaker 6: It's okay.
- 12:06Speaker 4: It's like during COVID when they told you, mask off.
- 12:08Speaker 4: Mask on when you go to the bathroom. Mask off
- 12:10Speaker 4: when you sit down.
- 12:11Speaker 2: So stupid.
- 12:12Speaker 4: But whatever. It works.
- 12:15Speaker 2: How did you stop smoking cigarettes with all that cigarette smoke?
- 12:17Speaker 6: Bro, I got sick of it, bro. I quit 2020, bro.
- 12:21Speaker 6: I quit 2020. I was smoking two packs.
- 12:23Speaker 2: A day, bro. Damn.
- 12:24Speaker 6: I was smoking two packs a day. I was smoking
- 12:26Speaker 6: Parliament 100s, bro. Like, even the long ones.
- 12:29Speaker 4: They just start hurting after a while.
- 12:30Speaker 6: Bro, it started hurting. I just got sick of.
- 12:32Speaker 2: It, bro.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Like, it really started just hurting?
- 12:34Speaker 6: Like, my lungs were... I felt like I'm going to
- 12:36Speaker 6: die tomorrow every day, bro. Like, it started getting bad, bro.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Two packs a day. For how long?
- 12:41Speaker 6: Two packs a day, bro. Maybe, like, two packs, easy five, six.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Years, bro. Damn.
- 12:45Speaker 4: And how long have you been vaping now?
- 12:47Speaker 6: Uh, it's been since 2020, bro.
- 12:51Speaker 4: Big difference, right?
- 12:51Speaker 6: You can't even compare, bro. I'm even, you know, doing
- 12:54Speaker 6: this right now to fit in because you guys are smoking. But, bro,
- 12:58Speaker 6: you can't even compare the two. Whoever says vaping is
- 13:00Speaker 6: worse than cigarettes has no idea what they're talking about.
- 13:02Speaker 6: If you smoke cigarettes, you wake up with phlegm, coughing,
- 13:04Speaker 6: it's the tar. Vape is, I'm sure it's bad, but
- 13:07Speaker 6: not as bad as cigarettes.
- 13:08Speaker 2: I miss cigarettes sometimes just because, like, I love the
- 13:10Speaker 2: way cigarette.
- 13:12Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 13:12Speaker 4: Smoking a cigarette. But.
- 13:13Speaker 3: After vaping, the smells and everything.
- 13:16Speaker 6: I've gotten really drunk and had a cigarette. I was like,
- 13:18Speaker 6: I like vapes more. I'm like, what do you mean
- 13:21Speaker 6: it finishes? It tastes like blueberry.
- 13:24Speaker 2: How many packs?
- 13:25Speaker 4: Just a pack?
- 13:25Speaker 2: Would you do a pack?
- 13:26Speaker 4: I was doing about maybe almost a pack a day.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Damn, really? A whole pack?
- 13:30Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 13:30Speaker 2: A pack is a lot.
- 13:31Speaker 1: But you didn't see, is this when I met you?
- 13:33Speaker 1: You were smoking cigarettes?
- 13:34Speaker 4: No, back in, no, on and off. You know what
- 13:36Speaker 4: I mean? Because I would, here's the thing.
- 13:38Speaker 1: So when I first met you in Toronto, you weren't
- 13:40Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes no more?
- 13:42Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
- 13:42Speaker 4: I might have been. Because I smoke, I believe in
- 13:46Speaker 4: never quitting anything completely. I want to smoke cigarettes for
- 13:48Speaker 4: the rest of my life.
- 13:49Speaker 5: So I'll smoke a bunch and then I'll get off
- 13:51Speaker 5: it for a bit and then I'll smoke again and
- 13:52Speaker 5: then I'll stop. Because in the summertime, sitting by the
- 13:55Speaker 5: lake and having a cigarette, honestly, there's nothing better, dog.
- 13:59Speaker 2: So I don't want to ever get that out.
- 13:59Speaker 6: Bro, every time I see someone smoking a cigarette, I
- 14:01Speaker 6: totally understand.
- 14:02Speaker 2: I get it, bro.
- 14:04Speaker 6: I smoked it because I liked.
- 14:05Speaker 2: It, bro. Yeah, it's great.
- 14:06Speaker 6: I enjoyed it, unfortunately.
- 14:07Speaker 4: I just don't want to do too much where I'm like.
- 14:09Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 14:11Speaker 1: I do think that like, There's definitely, like, there's something
- 14:15Speaker 1: to smoking a cigarette, but, like, after a while, like,
- 14:17Speaker 1: when it starts to hurt.
- 14:18Speaker 4: Like, fuck, bro.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Like, that shit.
- 14:21Speaker 4: Take a break. Come back to it in six months.
- 14:22Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say that, like, you can't
- 14:24Speaker 1: get there with weed, but you can, bro.
- 14:27Speaker 3: Like, you can get sick of it.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Like, I remember there's, like, it's like that, like, when
- 14:31Speaker 1: you grow up poor, you have that syndrome where it's, like,
- 14:33Speaker 1: no matter if you just want more, like, and you
- 14:35Speaker 1: hold on to it, you know, you just.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Kind of want more and shit, and you're just, like.
- 14:38Speaker 1: I remember when I first had a lot of weed around,
- 14:40Speaker 1: I was like, I wanted to go through it all
- 14:43Speaker 1: at once, dog. And I'm just like, I got sick
- 14:46Speaker 1: of it. For a good two weeks, I was just like,
- 14:47Speaker 1: fuck this, bro.
- 14:48Speaker 3: I don't even want to smoke no more.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Because you kind of irritate your fucking organs, dog.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Your lungs and everything.
- 14:53Speaker 4: It's like when you ever have a cold.
- 14:54Speaker 1: And you got like a cough oh yeah i used
- 14:57Speaker 1: to fucking thug it out dog and it just hurts.
- 14:59Speaker 4: Every hit just fucking kills you still do it yeah.
- 15:05Speaker 6: I remember being in like big bear freezing outside but
- 15:08Speaker 6: i had to i'm dying out i'm brought like two
- 15:10Speaker 6: pups in i'm like what the fuck am i doing
- 15:11Speaker 6: bro go inside i'm dying off.
- 15:13Speaker 4: In canada bro that was half of it yeah so.
- 15:15Speaker 5: That's what it really did it for me it was
- 15:16Speaker 5: like i'd smoke during the summer and quit during the
- 15:18Speaker 5: winter Yeah.
- 15:19Speaker 4: And I keep coming back to it.
- 15:20Speaker 6: If you could just quit at will, that's crazy, bro.
- 15:23Speaker 6: It's a bad addiction, bro.
- 15:24Speaker 4: It's the worst.
- 15:26Speaker 6: I was so worried about how much I used to
- 15:28Speaker 6: smoke that I recently got a CT scan of my
- 15:31Speaker 6: lungs just to make sure I'm okay, bro.
- 15:33Speaker 1: I was going to ask that, bro, because it's kind
- 15:35Speaker 1: of like when you don't go to the doctor for
- 15:36Speaker 1: a very long time and then you go get a physical,
- 15:39Speaker 1: you think you're going to come back.
- 15:40Speaker 2: With AIDS and shit. You're like, please, no Magic Johnson shit.
- 15:43Speaker 6: They call it a smoker screening. I think it's become
- 15:45Speaker 6: really common now. So it's like a lower radiation, but
- 15:47Speaker 6: it's still like the Breaking Bad CT scan. Where are
- 15:49Speaker 6: you going? It's a big donut. But it came back clear, bro.
- 15:54Speaker 2: The human body's pretty sick, man. The way it can
- 15:55Speaker 2: heal itself. Yeah. Fascinating. Absolutely. Were you smoking menthols?
- 16:00Speaker 7: Nah.
- 16:00Speaker 6: There was a point where I was smoking Newports just
- 16:02Speaker 6: because I heard Tupac used to smoke Newports. I was
- 16:05Speaker 6: trying to get close to Pac, bro.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Early 20s, bro.
- 16:10Speaker 1: When I smoked cigarettes, it would definitely be menthols. All
- 16:13Speaker 1: them shits used to fucking hit. That head change. It's
- 16:16Speaker 1: crazy how sometimes you can get a head change from
- 16:17Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes and then you're still allowed to drive and smoke.
- 16:21Speaker 4: Because it's only, it doesn't last that long. It's like wasabi.
- 16:24Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Wasabi gives you head change?
- 16:27Speaker 4: No, but I mean, you know, the spice doesn't last
- 16:28Speaker 4: that long. It's a couple seconds. The head rush. It's
- 16:31Speaker 4: only going to last like a couple minutes of that.
- 16:34Speaker 4: You know, it doesn't fuck you up all day.
- 16:35Speaker 6: I forgot who was telling me like, bro, you know,
- 16:37Speaker 6: Newport's crystallize your lungs. I'm like, how do you know that?
- 16:40Speaker 6: How do you know? That was about it.
- 16:42Speaker 4: I saw a meme, bro.
- 16:43Speaker 2: That's how I know that.
- 16:44Speaker 1: You ever watch that video in high school when they
- 16:46Speaker 1: tell you not to smoke crystal or not to smoke
- 16:48Speaker 1: angel dust, and then it'll show you.
- 16:50Speaker 3: The lungs, and then it'll get all crystallized?
- 16:53Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 16:53Speaker 1: I remember I seen that shit, dog. They showed that
- 16:56Speaker 1: shit in school. I know it's fake now, but I'm
- 16:59Speaker 1: saying- They're like, you would smoke and they said, like,
- 17:01Speaker 1: if you held that shit in, it would, like, crystallize
- 17:04Speaker 1: your fucking lungs.
- 17:04Speaker 2: Yeah, don't hold it in. If you're going to hit it,
- 17:06Speaker 2: just light it up.
- 17:07Speaker 1: I'm talking about smoking crystal, bro. Like, fucking smoking real drugs.
- 17:10Speaker 6: You guys remember when the D.A.R.E. program came to elementary
- 17:12Speaker 6: and taught you what drugs are?
- 17:14Speaker 2: And showed you examples? Yeah, yeah.
- 17:16Speaker 6: Look how happy this guy looks. He's smoking weed.
- 17:20Speaker 2: You know how many parents went to jail because of D.A.R.E.?
- 17:23Speaker 2: How so, bro? Oh, the kids would come back and
- 17:26Speaker 2: tell the teacher... My mom's got this. My mom's got that.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Because now they know what it fucking is. When you
- 17:31Speaker 2: don't know, you're just like, hey, that's normal. A lot
- 17:34Speaker 2: of parents got caught up because the kid was dry
- 17:36Speaker 2: snitching on their own parent. Be like, that's bad, mom.
- 17:39Speaker 6: Imagine that whole thing was a setup for that.
- 17:41Speaker 2: It was.
- 17:41Speaker 4: It was.
- 17:42Speaker 2: I guarantee you.
- 17:43Speaker 4: You know who started there?
- 17:44Speaker 2: Epstein.
- 17:45Speaker 4: Get the parents out and then they kidnap the kids after.
- 17:48Speaker 2: I like that theory.
- 17:49Speaker 6: Is this where we're going right now?
- 17:52Speaker 2: I like the theory.
- 17:53Speaker 6: That's where we're headed.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Talking about kind of fucking Epstein, did you guys hear
- 17:59Speaker 2: what happened to Diddy? Oh, he got in a fight
- 18:01Speaker 2: with the shower gang? No, this fool got beat up.
- 18:03Speaker 2: By the shower posse. I don't know why, but I
- 18:05Speaker 2: really don't know why. I don't know if you're making
- 18:06Speaker 2: the shower posse. No, they're called the shower posse. Okay,
- 18:08Speaker 2: I believe you then, but he got beat up. That's
- 18:10Speaker 2: a gang?
- 18:11Speaker 4: Yeah, and he thought they took showers together. That's why
- 18:13Speaker 4: they were called that.
- 18:13Speaker 6: Oh, shut up, fool.
- 18:14Speaker 2: That's not what happened.
- 18:14Speaker 4: And then they beat him up.
- 18:15Speaker 2: No, that's not what happened, fool. I guess this motherfucker
- 18:18Speaker 2: had a cell phone and all this extra bullshit, living
- 18:21Speaker 2: luxurious in the pit.
- 18:22Speaker 4: Of course, like Diddy.
- 18:22Speaker 2: Yes, and TMZ took pictures of it. So then the...
- 18:26Speaker 2: fucking corrections officer of the prison found out, so they
- 18:29Speaker 2: raided the whole fucking joint, and all the big dogs
- 18:32Speaker 2: got mad at Diddy because he's flexing. Now everybody lost
- 18:34Speaker 2: their privileges, so they beat the fuck out of him.
- 18:37Speaker 2: I'd be pissed too, bro. If because of you, they
- 18:40Speaker 2: came in and raided my shit, and now I ain't
- 18:41Speaker 2: got a phone, now I ain't got TV, bro, let's
- 18:44Speaker 2: beat this motherfucker up, dog.
- 18:46Speaker 6: I saw the phone stuff, bro.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if he's just right there just flexing
- 18:50Speaker 1: and just doing all that, he ruined the whole system,
- 18:53Speaker 1: because now they're going to be like, hey, imagine how
- 18:56Speaker 1: many phones right let's just say this is like a
- 18:58Speaker 1: 50 block fucking like just like a whole block just
- 19:02Speaker 1: 50 cells right and then you got like let's just
- 19:04Speaker 1: say like half of those people got phones yeah yeah
- 19:07Speaker 1: like they paid money to get that phone in there
- 19:09Speaker 1: somebody had to hoop that shit yeah some and all
- 19:12Speaker 1: that stuff so.
- 19:12Speaker 8: They rectangle in circle they get they get yeah they
- 19:17Speaker 8: get that shit smuggled in they're paying a super premium
- 19:20Speaker 8: and then they're like oh how the fuck does diddy
- 19:23Speaker 8: have one They go, fuck it, check everybody, dog.
- 19:25Speaker 1: All those fools, and some of those fools probably don't
- 19:28Speaker 1: have no money to get another one right away.
- 19:29Speaker 2: And drugs.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Drugs.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Other shit that can... Oh, they found drugs, too? Other people, yeah,
- 19:33Speaker 2: they have... You gotta think about it.
- 19:34Speaker 4: They got everything.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Some people have drugs. If they got cell phones... Imagine
- 19:36Speaker 2: a full sweep, bro.
- 19:37Speaker 6: Imagine all the things that are popping out. Yeah, that's
- 19:39Speaker 6: what they did.
- 19:39Speaker 2: They for sure did a full sweep on the whole.
- 19:41Speaker 2: That's why they got beat up. Because they just said, hey,
- 19:43Speaker 2: you know what? Let's just run the.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Whole fucking thing.
- 19:45Speaker 6: And on top of that, it's public. The whole world's seeing, like,
- 19:47Speaker 6: they got phones, they got... That's why they got.
- 19:50Speaker 2: do it was it worse they beat him up worse
- 19:51Speaker 2: than Tory Lanez bro he had they had he was
- 19:53Speaker 2: so bad that they took him out of the the
- 19:58Speaker 2: doctors or the fucking medical thing at jail they had
- 20:00Speaker 2: to take him outside to like an actual hospital I mean.
- 20:03Speaker 1: But but I'm saying it's like because You saw my
- 20:05Speaker 1: video at what happened to Tory Lanez, right?
- 20:07Speaker 3: How that guy stabbed him like 42 times. I'm like,
- 20:09Speaker 3: if it's not worse than.
- 20:10Speaker 2: That, shout out to Ron. I don't think they were
- 20:14Speaker 2: trying to kill him. Because if they were going to
- 20:16Speaker 2: kill him, they would kill him. I think it was
- 20:17Speaker 2: just like, beat the fuck out of him. Like, yo,
- 20:19Speaker 2: don't be doing that shit. Because I don't... I mean,
- 20:21Speaker 2: when they want to kill you, they kill you.
- 20:22Speaker 6: Make a statement.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Yeah, it was more of a statement. Like, yo, what
- 20:25Speaker 2: the fuck, dude? You think they were hitting him and
- 20:26Speaker 2: he's like, I didn't. I didn't. No, he was like,
- 20:31Speaker 2: I'll hoop all.
- 20:32Speaker 4: The phones back.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Just give me a little.
- 20:34Speaker 6: A little bit of baby oil.
- 20:34Speaker 2: I'll hoop all those phones back.
- 20:35Speaker 4: Do it dry.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Dry.
- 20:39Speaker 6: How long is he doing? How long is he serving?
- 20:40Speaker 4: 2028, I heard.
- 20:42Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got it until 2028.
- 20:44Speaker 2: He's got like two more years. Which is nuts because
- 20:46Speaker 2: I thought he was going to do major time. Yeah.
- 20:48Speaker 2: I remember when it was coming out, I was like, oh,
- 20:50Speaker 2: he's in for life, bro.
- 20:51Speaker 6: That's how they portrayed it, bro.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Okay, well, like, Like, that fool, despite, like, it was not, like,
- 20:56Speaker 1: not minors and none of his shit, right?
- 20:58Speaker 2: Oh, it doesn't matter, bro.
- 20:59Speaker 3: I mean, he was a scumbag. He beat the shit
- 21:00Speaker 3: out of his chick.
- 21:01Speaker 2: He beat the shit. He was doing that.
- 21:02Speaker 4: He only got in trouble for taking women across state lines.
- 21:05Speaker 3: Yeah, like, that's the only thing.
- 21:06Speaker 1: That's the reason he got so, quote-unquote, little time, because
- 21:08Speaker 1: I guess he couldn't prove.
- 21:09Speaker 2: He paid a woman to come sleep with him. Yeah,
- 21:11Speaker 2: but there was that. When everything was going on, supposedly
- 21:14Speaker 2: he had this white boy that was crossing drugs across
- 21:17Speaker 2: state lines for him. Then he beat up his lady.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Then he put a bomb in Kid Cudi's car. Come on, dawg.
- 21:24Speaker 2: That's pretty fucking... You got to do some major time for.
- 21:27Speaker 3: That's kind of fucking cool, though.
- 21:29Speaker 4: It is bad.
- 21:30Speaker 2: It is bad, bro. How do you send a.
- 21:32Speaker 1: That's like some old school gangster shit, bro.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Like.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Yeah, you put a fucking bomb in somebody's car and
- 21:38Speaker 1: you're not Arab?
- 21:39Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck, bro? But you got to do time, bro. Like,
- 21:42Speaker 2: you should not be out and about with regular human
- 21:44Speaker 2: beings when you put a bomb in someone's car over
- 21:46Speaker 2: some bullshit.
- 21:47Speaker 4: You know how he got the bomb in the car?
- 21:49Speaker 4: Pooped it.
- 21:53Speaker 2: You could just do.
- 21:56Speaker 1: A lot of it, to put that shit together, when
- 21:59Speaker 1: you're making homemade shit or when you're making stuff like that,
- 22:02Speaker 1: it's clay. So it's like you really get it to stick.
- 22:04Speaker 1: It's really like a whole bunch of shit and then
- 22:06Speaker 1: you kind of just hope.
- 22:08Speaker 2: It fucking holds, dog.
- 22:09Speaker 6: I didn't know that, bro.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Fucking anarchist cookbook, dog. Movies, G, movies.
- 22:17Speaker 4: You think guys that hoop stuff Walk around looking at stuff.
- 22:20Speaker 6: Like, I could hoop that. Give me two minutes with that.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Walk around like in a normal life, just they see
- 22:25Speaker 2: things and they're like, I could hoop that. Man, we
- 22:29Speaker 2: got to have Biebs back on. That was a crazy episode.
- 22:32Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew this guy who went to prison and
- 22:33Speaker 1: he had him on here and he said to like,
- 22:36Speaker 1: to fucking hide his phone from his girl, catch him cheating.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Because he used to fucking just like hoop stuff in jail.
- 22:41Speaker 1: He fucking shoved.
- 22:42Speaker 2: The phone up his ass.
- 22:44Speaker 4: Another rectangle in circle.
- 22:45Speaker 3: And then the girl was like, he was like, well,
- 22:47Speaker 3: fuck it. Go find the phone then, bitch.
- 22:49Speaker 1: And then she was like, you're fucking disgusting.
- 22:52Speaker 2: I know what the fuck you did.
- 22:55Speaker 3: You could keep the phone. I already know. And I
- 22:57Speaker 3: was like, that's kind of nasty, bro.
- 22:59Speaker 6: That's funny, bro.
- 23:00Speaker 2: I've never cared enough about a bitch before I'm sticking
- 23:02Speaker 2: up anything on my ass. No way. I'll get a divorce.
- 23:06Speaker 2: I'll get a divorce before I stick anything up my ass, dog.
- 23:09Speaker 2: I'll hate you, bitch. Take half my shit, I guess.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Do you have a lot of Armenian uncles that end
- 23:17Speaker 1: up in jail, like Latinos and fucking gangbanging uncles?
- 23:19Speaker 6: Bro, none of my uncles have been in jail, bro.
- 23:21Speaker 1: See, that's pretty solid, man, because Armenians is a very, like,
- 23:25Speaker 1: what is it? You guys have, like, very, like, Christian
- 23:28Speaker 1: values and shit, you know?
- 23:29Speaker 6: So I will tell you a story about a Soviet
- 23:32Speaker 6: prison with an uncle. He's not with us anymore.
- 23:34Speaker 2: Can you get a little closer?
- 23:35Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 23:35Speaker 6: So I had an uncle, man. Me and him were
- 23:38Speaker 6: really close, bro, very close. God bless his soul. He
- 23:41Speaker 6: did Soviet prison time in Armenia because he took the
- 23:44Speaker 6: blame for something his brother did because his brother just
- 23:47Speaker 6: had a baby and he was single. I don't know
- 23:49Speaker 6: how many years he did, bro.
- 23:50Speaker 2: He did Soviet.
- 23:51Speaker 6: Yeah, bro. So he didn't even belong there, bro. Imagine,
- 23:54Speaker 6: you're talking like Soviet prison in Armenia.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Was his brother even grateful, though? Yeah, for sure.
- 23:58Speaker 3: Okay, I was going to say, if I find out
- 24:00Speaker 3: my brother ended up being.
- 24:00Speaker 2: A piece of shit.
- 24:01Speaker 6: It wasn't like murder or anything. It was more like,
- 24:03Speaker 6: I don't know. I think he hit someone with his car.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Were they twins?
- 24:08Speaker 4: Nah, nah.
- 24:09Speaker 6: But from what I heard, from what my auntie tells me,
- 24:12Speaker 6: he turned himself in so his brother's kid wouldn't grow
- 24:15Speaker 6: up without a little dad, bro.
- 24:16Speaker 2: Bro, so I don't know why it reminds me of
- 24:19Speaker 2: this story, but I have these.
- 24:20Speaker 1: It's kind of fucking dope, though.
- 24:21Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 24:21Speaker 2: To look out for your brother that much?
- 24:23Speaker 6: Imagine the level of love, bro.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. To do that shit for
- 24:29Speaker 3: your brother.
- 24:30Speaker 6: And imagine being in there knowing you're not supposed to
- 24:32Speaker 6: be here, bro.
- 24:33Speaker 1: Because you don't have a kid, you're just like, fuck it.
- 24:35Speaker 2: I would do it, bro.
- 24:37Speaker 1: But what about for something serious, bro? He killed somebody
- 24:40Speaker 1: via curry.
- 24:40Speaker 4: Via curry?
- 24:41Speaker 2: I got you. Shout out to that person because I
- 24:45Speaker 2: got a real piece of shit story. Like, this is
- 24:46Speaker 2: scumbag shit, dog. Doesn't surprise me.
- 24:48Speaker 4: He's coming from a graveyard.
- 24:49Speaker 2: Has nothing to do with me, asshole. But, so, the
- 24:53Speaker 2: story is... One of my homies. He's not really my
- 24:55Speaker 2: homie because I don't hang out with people. I don't
- 24:57Speaker 2: hang out with.
- 24:57Speaker 4: People that do this kind. My best friend. I mean, actually.
- 25:00Speaker 2: I might not even tell a story no more.
- 25:04Speaker 7: Go on.
- 25:04Speaker 2: The story about a stranger. So this guy.
- 25:06Speaker 6: So somebody you used to know.
- 25:07Speaker 2: Let's go. He used to be my friend. I ain't
- 25:09Speaker 2: going to lie. But scummy shit where I just cannot
- 25:12Speaker 2: fuck with him anymore. So he ended up getting some
- 25:14Speaker 2: girl pregnant and he's a twin. Oh, this is already bad, bro.
- 25:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 25:17Speaker 2: He ended up getting some girl pregnant and he's a twin.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Identical twins.
- 25:21Speaker 4: Bro.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Bro. He didn't want the baby, so the baby mom
- 25:24Speaker 2: was like, well, we got to do a DNA test.
- 25:27Speaker 2: That fool asked his brother, hey, can you maybe go
- 25:30Speaker 2: in there so maybe I don't have to say that's
- 25:33Speaker 2: my kid? Bro. The other brother said no because he's like, no,
- 25:37Speaker 2: you fucking piece of shit.
- 25:38Speaker 4: He didn't do it.
- 25:39Speaker 2: But just him telling me like, yo, I'm pissed at
- 25:42Speaker 2: my brother because he said no to going in there
- 25:44Speaker 2: for my DNA test. Would you do that if your
- 25:47Speaker 2: brother asked you? If it was my twin, I would. Bro,
- 25:52Speaker 2: you're letting your brother be a piece of shit deadbeat dad.
- 25:54Speaker 2: My twin?
- 25:55Speaker 4: We're in this together, twin. That's why they say twin.
- 25:57Speaker 6: Was he cheating on a wife or something?
- 25:59Speaker 2: Nah, that was just his baby. Bro, you fucked up.
- 26:01Speaker 2: You got to own up to it. That's what I mean.
- 26:05Speaker 2: You just got to own up to it. That's your baby, fool.
- 26:07Speaker 3: Okay, but his brother didn't do it, right?
- 26:09Speaker 2: No, his brother did not do it, which I have
- 26:11Speaker 2: respect for the brother, too, though.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Does that work if you have fraternity?
- 26:14Speaker 2: Just a thought. Just a thought of this guy trying
- 26:16Speaker 2: to send his brother in. Are we the same blood, though?
- 26:18Speaker 6: Brother stood on business, though.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Yeah, but are we the same?
- 26:20Speaker 2: Can you imagine, though?
- 26:21Speaker 1: Especially a twin. But if that's your brother, though? Now
- 26:24Speaker 1: I got this shit on you for life, dog. I
- 26:26Speaker 1: can fucking ditty your ass whenever I want, dog. I'll
- 26:29Speaker 1: blackmail you all day.
- 26:30Speaker 4: How do twins hate each other like that?
- 26:33Speaker 1: Bro, he had to literally tell his brother, like, it's
- 26:36Speaker 1: not right, bro. You can't just fucking ditch your family.
- 26:39Speaker 1: And he always had his back. But there's a level
- 26:41Speaker 1: of morality. Like, I cannot let you not own up
- 26:44Speaker 1: to having this kid. And the next thing you know,
- 26:46Speaker 1: you get caught up. Now you're in jail for that morality.
- 26:48Speaker 1: It's not like you're doing something good for your brother.
- 26:50Speaker 4: If it's my twin, my older brother or my younger brother,
- 26:53Speaker 4: I wouldn't.
- 26:53Speaker 2: My twin? Your twin?
- 26:55Speaker 4: Dog, we go through everything together.
- 26:57Speaker 2: We've been in the womb. We came out of our
- 26:59Speaker 2: mom's vagina together, bro. There's a kid without a father,
- 27:03Speaker 2: you fucking asshole. I know what you can do. You
- 27:04Speaker 2: can help raise the fucking kid, dog. If that's what
- 27:07Speaker 2: he wanted, if that's what he wanted, if that's what
- 27:10Speaker 2: he wanted. I was.
- 27:11Speaker 6: I was expecting some kind of backstory where like, man,
- 27:13Speaker 6: he fucked up and cheated on his wife. He's in
- 27:15Speaker 6: the situation.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Something that would kind of justify it.
- 27:18Speaker 2: There's nothing there. It was just this. Just decided to
- 27:22Speaker 2: handle this shit. Didn't pull out type of shit, bro.
- 27:24Speaker 4: His twin, when his twin brother said no, he must
- 27:28Speaker 4: have felt so betrayed.
- 27:29Speaker 1: You ever known somebody that got somebody pregnant while they
- 27:31Speaker 1: had somebody like they were like married to?
- 27:34Speaker 4: Personally, no.
- 27:35Speaker 6: Say that again. Say that again.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Like, you know how like, like how you just said,
- 27:38Speaker 1: it's like, oh, like what if he would have had
- 27:40Speaker 1: a wife? Somebody that, like, had somebody, and then they
- 27:42Speaker 1: got somebody else pregnant, and then it's just like, fuck,
- 27:45Speaker 1: I'm with, it's like double jeopardy.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:48Speaker 3: That's just like a fucked up scenario, though.
- 27:50Speaker 2: What do you do? I know it does, but.
- 27:52Speaker 6: I'm sure that happens more often than not, bro.
- 27:53Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
- 27:53Speaker 3: You kind of have two people that hate you.
- 27:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:56Speaker 6: Bro, some people have two lives, bro.
- 27:57Speaker 4: Two separate lives, yeah. No one knows.
- 27:59Speaker 2: Not anymore. Not like in the 90s, bro. In the 90s,
- 28:02Speaker 2: people literally had two wives, bro.
- 28:05Speaker 4: One in, like.
- 28:06Speaker 2: Not even that far apart. We're talking counties. Still today.
- 28:08Speaker 2: Maybe three blocks. Now with Instagram, bitches, oh, I follow him,
- 28:12Speaker 2: I follow her.
- 28:13Speaker 4: It is hard, dog.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Not like back then. Truckers literally had families.
- 28:17Speaker 6: Yeah, truckers. I love how you went to truckers.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Can you imagine the foods that got successfully away with it?
- 28:23Speaker 6: 18 wheels, two wives.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Like those trucks that got away with it, bro.
- 28:31Speaker 4: That's an excuse because they got to go. I got
- 28:33Speaker 4: to go to work.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Think about it, bro. Somebody that was doing that trucking
- 28:35Speaker 1: in the 70s, right? They fucking started a kid, bro.
- 28:38Speaker 1: By the time the 80s and 90s were around, that
- 28:40Speaker 1: kid's all grown up.
- 28:42Speaker 2: You got away with it.
- 28:43Speaker 3: If you never got caught, you're just like, hey.
- 28:45Speaker 6: And he only sees dad when his dad's in Oregon
- 28:47Speaker 6: for two hours.
- 28:48Speaker 2: You know? Which makes sense. We're all growing up, dog.
- 28:51Speaker 3: I don't need to fucking see you like as much.
- 28:52Speaker 2: As I did.
- 28:53Speaker 4: We got to make sure you're sending, and if you're
- 28:55Speaker 4: like sending money back, that's two families you're.
- 28:57Speaker 2: Taking care of.
- 28:58Speaker 6: That's a financial mission too, bro.
- 29:00Speaker 4: But back then, shit was easier.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Yeah, but truckers get paid some pretty good bread, dog.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Especially back then.
- 29:05Speaker 2: Yeah, back then. I don't know about it right now, bro.
- 29:06Speaker 1: Motherfuckers is like, yo, diesel's like $ 100, bro. Struggling for
- 29:09Speaker 1: one family.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 29:11Speaker 4: But back then, you could have two, three, four families
- 29:13Speaker 4: on one person's salary.
- 29:15Speaker 2: No problem. Yeah, trucker salary? Big time, bro. You know what?
- 29:20Speaker 1: That is crazy because my best friend's dad used to
- 29:23Speaker 1: be a trucker for that DHL building that's always right
- 29:26Speaker 1: there on the freeway.
- 29:26Speaker 3: It's like that purple building.
- 29:27Speaker 1: It's like nothing but big rigs there.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Mexican guy? Guatemalan.
- 29:34Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's crazy.
- 29:36Speaker 1: I remember he used to pay me and his son
- 29:39Speaker 1: to go help him just load up the shit.
- 29:40Speaker 2: I'm just like.
- 29:41Speaker 1: I remember just being a kid there. I'm just like,
- 29:43Speaker 1: it's like the box is never in, bro. It's just
- 29:45Speaker 1: fucking never... I mean, we got paid.
- 29:46Speaker 2: Pretty good, but.
- 29:48Speaker 3: It's just wild.
- 29:49Speaker 2: And I always wondered.
- 29:50Speaker 4: And what did you do to fuck up the truck?
- 29:51Speaker 3: No, I didn't fuck up the truck.
- 29:52Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, like, later on, when we got
- 29:56Speaker 1: older in high school, like, we kind of did find
- 29:58Speaker 1: out that, like, his dad, like, had a whole separate
- 30:00Speaker 1: family in Guatemala.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Hell, yeah. And then he would say that he would
- 30:03Speaker 2: go on these trips and all this. Yeah.
- 30:05Speaker 1: And, like, this fool has a brother that, like, he's just, like,
- 30:08Speaker 1: I don't think he's ever met. Like, it's, like, a
- 30:09Speaker 1: whole fucking thing, dog.
- 30:11Speaker 7: It's wild.
- 30:11Speaker 4: So you're telling me you were on that truck the
- 30:13Speaker 4: whole time and you didn't do one evil thing on
- 30:15Speaker 4: that truck.
- 30:17Speaker 1: I had respect for my friend's dad, bro. Because his
- 30:20Speaker 1: dad used to beat his ass.
- 30:21Speaker 3: I knew he wouldn't.
- 30:21Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I was just like.
- 30:24Speaker 4: I only asked that because he'd go to his friend's
- 30:27Speaker 4: houses and fuck up something in the house.
- 30:29Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 30:30Speaker 3: You got to pick your fights, bro.
- 30:31Speaker 2: You got to know when to act up.
- 30:33Speaker 1: I'm not going to piss in the trash can in
- 30:35Speaker 1: a nice venue. You know what I mean? It has
- 30:38Speaker 1: to be a venue where it's just like, yo, there's
- 30:40Speaker 1: stickers everywhere.
- 30:40Speaker 6: The toilet's got to be not working.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Did you do it at the LAFC this weekend?
- 30:44Speaker 3: No, they don't have a trash can there.
- 30:47Speaker 2: I looked, fool. He said he was going to do
- 30:49Speaker 2: it at the family bathroom.
- 30:50Speaker 1: They do, but it's one of those big cigarette trash
- 30:53Speaker 1: cans that just has that hole and that shit's heavy.
- 30:55Speaker 1: You know, I have to literally lean over it and stick.
- 30:57Speaker 2: My dick in there, bro. I'm not doing that. They're like,
- 31:00Speaker 2: just getting filthy shit in there. Nah, bro.
- 31:03Speaker 1: And you know, and not to mention, that's a big
- 31:06Speaker 1: ass trash can. I wouldn't even be able to put
- 31:07Speaker 1: a dent in there.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 31:08Speaker 1: It has to be like those little trash cans at
- 31:10Speaker 1: like the liquor store or something.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Or someplace.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Just bring your own trash can, leave it in there.
- 31:16Speaker 2: Could do that. No.
- 31:18Speaker 1: And just put a sticker that says piss in here.
- 31:21Speaker 1: That way the venue has to do it.
- 31:22Speaker 3: It's just fucking go take it out of there. That's wild, man.
- 31:26Speaker 3: How long you been doing comedy for?
- 31:27Speaker 6: I don't know. he's 16 years, bro.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Fuck dude.
- 31:33Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 31:34Speaker 4: 13 years.
- 31:35Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah. 13 years. Sorry. 13 years.
- 31:37Speaker 1: You know, you're like the, like, um, you're like the
- 31:38Speaker 1: second Armenian homie that I like, I know that they
- 31:41Speaker 1: chose a profession that I'm like, I don't think this
- 31:43Speaker 1: conversation went pretty well with the family. Like, like shout
- 31:47Speaker 1: out to our mean, who is a successful rapper. I'm like,
- 31:49Speaker 1: his family is very like, you know, like about the business.
- 31:52Speaker 1: And like, Like, this guy fucking made it. He worked
- 31:55Speaker 1: so hard that he knew that he couldn't let his
- 31:57Speaker 1: family fucking know that he was taking the rap shit.
- 32:00Speaker 1: I mean, he's also really good at it. You know
- 32:02Speaker 1: what I mean? He's like, he really became the Armenian
- 32:05Speaker 1: rapper guy.
- 32:06Speaker 2: You know, like, he's just like, damn, bro.
- 32:08Speaker 1: I was like, I guess you showed them. How did
- 32:10Speaker 1: that conversation go with you?
- 32:11Speaker 6: It went well because it never happened, bro.
- 32:13Speaker 2: What do they think you do, bro?
- 32:16Speaker 6: Honestly, comedy took off for me when nothing else worked out, bro.
- 32:20Speaker 6: I was never trying to be a businessman or nothing, bro.
- 32:22Speaker 6: Sometimes I doubt if I'm Armenian or not, bro. I
- 32:24Speaker 6: took a DNA test recently, bro. I came out of
- 32:27Speaker 6: high school wanting to be a filmmaker. After that, I
- 32:29Speaker 6: wanted to be a music producer. So my name Antic,
- 32:31Speaker 6: my stage name Antic, was originally my DJ producer name, bro.
- 32:34Speaker 6: And then somehow... And then, yeah, it's a little antic,
- 32:37Speaker 6: you know, kind of like Tiesto or Deadmau5. But what's
- 32:41Speaker 6: it called? You guys remember Vine?
- 32:43Speaker 2: The app Vine? Oh, yeah.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Seven seconds of glory.
- 32:46Speaker 6: Six seconds. But we had six seconds to entertain someone, bro.
- 32:48Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 32:49Speaker 6: But I opened that to, like, you know, expose my music,
- 32:52Speaker 6: you know? It was for promotion of my music, but
- 32:54Speaker 6: no one gave a shit. And then so I saw
- 32:55Speaker 6: some Armenian kids were doing Armenian comedies. So I tried
- 32:58Speaker 6: a few things that blew up, and my life changed, bro.
- 33:00Speaker 6: I was never trying to be a comedian.
- 33:02Speaker 2: You know, I mean, you for sure know Jack Jr. Yeah,
- 33:04Speaker 2: of course, of course. That folk grew up in comedy.
- 33:07Speaker 2: His parents basically, like, he was, like, mandatory. Like, Jack Jr., like, yeah,
- 33:11Speaker 2: he's Armenian, and he's, like, Hispanic.
- 33:13Speaker 1: But it's kind of like, you know, like, when I
- 33:15Speaker 1: was hoping Nitty, when I met him, I was like,
- 33:17Speaker 1: please have that accent.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Please act that accent.
- 33:19Speaker 1: But like he the fact that he did and it
- 33:20Speaker 1: didn't really sell me on it so it's like like
- 33:23Speaker 1: this guy for sure like it's like when he talks
- 33:25Speaker 1: it's like yo this guy is Armenian was that your
- 33:28Speaker 1: first language?
- 33:29Speaker 6: I learned Armenian and English together, bro.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
- 33:32Speaker 3: See, for sure, dog.
- 33:32Speaker 2: Dude, that was like me.
- 33:34Speaker 1: He sounds like, no, but he doesn't say words backwards.
- 33:37Speaker 2: You haven't heard him talk about it. He's not a membership.
- 33:40Speaker 2: He has a membership. He is not one. Yeah, dog.
- 33:43Speaker 6: And if you're doubting it, you just look at the hairline, bro.
- 33:48Speaker 6: Game over.
- 33:50Speaker 3: Bro, we all have the same haircut here, dog.
- 33:52Speaker 2: Yeah. Except XG. He's getting there. Fuck you. No, I'm not.
- 33:56Speaker 4: It's going from the back.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Hymns. Use hymns.com. Use promo code. Use hymns.com. Use promo
- 34:01Speaker 2: code TinfoHat. It works. Let these bald guys be haters.
- 34:04Speaker 6: Once it turns gray, it's yours forever. It's yours to keep.
- 34:06Speaker 2: This is what I heard. I don't know. But the
- 34:08Speaker 2: gray can fall too, though, right? That's what I heard.
- 34:10Speaker 1: So you're just hoping you turn into Raiden?
- 34:12Speaker 2: I'm cool. I always said it, bro. I always said it.
- 34:15Speaker 2: I don't mind an all set of gray hair. As
- 34:18Speaker 2: long as it's there. As long as it's there.
- 34:20Speaker 6: You have the option to dye it if you had to.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Do your arm hairs grow gray too? Everything
- 34:25Speaker 2: goes gray. Your balls hair, everything. Honestly, like, my body
- 34:29Speaker 2: hair is not gray. Like, nothing, bro.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Like, the only thing that fucking has gray is, like,
- 34:34Speaker 1: my beard. And I think I got, like, a few
- 34:37Speaker 1: fucking nose hairs, dog.
- 34:38Speaker 2: Nitty has it on his shoulders.
- 34:39Speaker 6: Bro, mine started on my chest, bro.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Gray hairs?
- 34:41Speaker 6: Yeah, bro. It started, like, right here. And then a
- 34:44Speaker 6: few on my chest. It's like Homer Simpson's head, three strands.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy has like fucking a bald man on
- 34:50Speaker 1: his shoulder, bro.
- 34:51Speaker 2: He has like a balding bed, bro. Nice.
- 34:54Speaker 1: This motherfucker's like so fucking hairy.
- 34:58Speaker 4: It's like a child growing.
- 34:59Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
- 35:01Speaker 6: No sweaters in the pool, bro.
- 35:03Speaker 1: When they're barely born, you know how they have that
- 35:04Speaker 1: little patch that every day they just keep growing?
- 35:07Speaker 4: That's what my shoulders are.
- 35:09Speaker 2: I love it.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Somebody said you're a system of a down ass fool.
- 35:19Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny.
- 35:19Speaker 3: That kind of makes sense.
- 35:21Speaker 2: I mean, they're Armenian, right?
- 35:25Speaker 3: Yeah. Is that like the Beatles for Armenians?
- 35:28Speaker 4: Basically.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah.
- 35:30Speaker 6: When System of a Down blew up, bro, we started
- 35:32Speaker 6: walking with a little bit more swagger in middle school, bro.
- 35:35Speaker 4: They're sick.
- 35:36Speaker 2: They're sick, bro. They're sick.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Bro, they're like one of the.
- 35:39Speaker 1: To hold a presence in music, especially for a rock band, bro...
- 35:44Speaker 1: It's hard, bro. But when you achieve it, you kind
- 35:47Speaker 1: of become timeless. It's not like rap.
- 35:49Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 35:50Speaker 3: Like rappers are here today, gone tomorrow. It's done, bro.
- 35:54Speaker 1: But if you become, just look at the Deftones, for example.
- 35:58Speaker 1: You fucking are able to do a festival every year,
- 36:01Speaker 1: world touring. System of a Down has been over. Surge
- 36:04Speaker 1: is writing books now.
- 36:05Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 36:06Speaker 3: He's not even fucking doing.
- 36:07Speaker 2: Any of it.
- 36:08Speaker 3: They just recently did their reunion and.
- 36:09Speaker 2: All that shit sold out. Sold out everywhere.
- 36:11Speaker 1: I think the breakthrough for a rock band is way
- 36:14Speaker 1: more significant as compared to the breakthrough for being a rapper.
- 36:20Speaker 2: In my opinion. It happened to Kanye too.
- 36:22Speaker 1: I think it's just I mean Kanye but can you
- 36:25Speaker 1: say that Kanye is going to become timeless where like
- 36:28Speaker 1: in 30 years from now the fuck bro 30 years
- 36:30Speaker 1: from now they're still going to talk to him like
- 36:32Speaker 1: they talk about Tupac and Biggie quote unquote yes.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Fool 100% bro He sold out fucking arenas after he
- 36:39Speaker 2: had a fucking Nazi breakdown.
- 36:42Speaker 4: $ 70, 000 two nights in a row, back to back, with
- 36:44Speaker 4: the most tickets ever.
- 36:45Speaker 6: Since there's layers to Kanye, I think he's going to
- 36:47Speaker 6: be everlasting, bro.
- 36:49Speaker 4: For sure.
- 36:49Speaker 2: He ain't going anywhere, bro.
- 36:50Speaker 6: There's too much controversy that he's built up.
- 36:53Speaker 4: You can. I think it's just you find the right audience.
- 36:55Speaker 2: You want to know why he's going to last longer
- 36:56Speaker 2: than Biggie and Tupac?
- 36:58Speaker 3: I don't know, brother.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Young kids don't even listen to him anymore.
- 37:01Speaker 2: His daughter is going to keep him alive even when
- 37:03Speaker 2: he dies. Northwest is going to make... I'm sure she's
- 37:06Speaker 2: going to be great and it's going to be a legacy.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Tupac has no kids.
- 37:09Speaker 3: I don't think she's going to have that big of
- 37:10Speaker 3: a break.
- 37:10Speaker 6: She's already taking the stage, bro.
- 37:12Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Tupac died, bro. Yeah, that's what I mean.
- 37:14Speaker 2: He has no kids. He has no one to carry
- 37:16Speaker 2: his legacy of the West.
- 37:18Speaker 4: The West.
- 37:19Speaker 2: I'm not arguing with you. I'm just saying, why would
- 37:20Speaker 2: a last song go? And his music is just fucking amazing, dog. Yeah.
- 37:25Speaker 4: And his clothes.
- 37:26Speaker 2: He's Adidas, bro. The Yeezys, bro. He's way back in
- 37:31Speaker 2: Tupac's school.
- 37:31Speaker 6: Do you think Pac would be as iconic as he
- 37:34Speaker 6: is now if he never got murdered?
- 37:36Speaker 2: I say that about every artist.
- 37:37Speaker 4: No, but they would have had a chance to ruin it.
- 37:40Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 37:42Speaker 2: You'd hope so. You'd hope they'd get even bigger and greater.
- 37:45Speaker 2: But humans, bro. We're so good at fucking shit up.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Same for somebody like Nipsey Hussle.
- 37:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:50Speaker 3: I mean, without due respect, a lot.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Of people were not really going that hard prior to
- 37:55Speaker 1: him passing away, and the way he got.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Kind of, you know, taken out, unfortunately.
- 37:59Speaker 1: Like, all of a sudden, everybody was wearing Crenshaw. Like, bro,
- 38:02Speaker 1: I've never seen Pedro wear a Crenshaw shirt ever, dog.
- 38:05Speaker 1: The moment this fool died, this fool fucking ordered, like,
- 38:08Speaker 1: fucking a Crenshaw sweater, three Crenshaw shirts, fool went to
- 38:13Speaker 1: the memorial, and I was like, dog, I live around there,
- 38:17Speaker 1: and I've never seen you fucking come around here, dog. Like,
- 38:20Speaker 1: it's just, it's crazy, bro. Like, But people definitely... You're
- 38:24Speaker 1: doubting his love for the nip, eh? Bro, I think
- 38:27Speaker 1: it's every artist that died.
- 38:28Speaker 2: People go through that whole thing.
- 38:31Speaker 3: But I don't know. Who's to say? Kanye, he could
- 38:34Speaker 3: still fuck this up.
- 38:35Speaker 4: I don't know, man.
- 38:37Speaker 5: Even if he fucks it up, he's down. It's a
- 38:40Speaker 5: legacy already. He's tried to fuck it up.
- 38:43Speaker 4: How much more can you fuck it up, dog?
- 38:45Speaker 2: Unless he diddles a kid. That's what I was going
- 38:47Speaker 2: to say.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Let's just say some island shit comes out.
- 38:50Speaker 2: You turn it the other way? You're going to do
- 38:53Speaker 2: what black people did when they knew what R. Kelly
- 38:55Speaker 2: was doing?
- 38:55Speaker 5: On some Michael Jackson stuff, people are still going to
- 38:57Speaker 5: play his music. You can hate him, they're still going
- 38:59Speaker 5: to play his music.
- 39:00Speaker 2: He's Michael Jackson. That's why I think he's up there
- 39:02Speaker 2: with Michael, dog.
- 39:04Speaker 4: Within music and controversy.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Ray, put a fucking poll up and say, will Kanye
- 39:08Speaker 1: be timeless in fucking 20 to 30 years from now, yeah.
- 39:16Speaker 6: He's been iconic, bro.
- 39:17Speaker 2: He's made himself iconic.
- 39:19Speaker 6: 100%.
- 39:19Speaker 3: I don't doubt it, but I'm just saying, I was like, really?
- 39:21Speaker 3: On the same level?
- 39:21Speaker 5: Went to his concert in Chicago, and it was so
- 39:24Speaker 5: epic where they're like, I just imagine the conversation like
- 39:26Speaker 5: kanye what do you want he's like i want to
- 39:28Speaker 5: stand on the earth and shoot lasers 2 000 feet
- 39:32Speaker 5: into the sky it was great.
- 39:35Speaker 2: I watched him at the coachella uh the morning sunday
- 39:38Speaker 2: morning when he was doing his church shit oh yeah
- 39:40Speaker 2: amazing bro and i woke up I was hungover as
- 39:43Speaker 2: shit and I woke up to go to church with Kanye, bro.
- 39:46Speaker 2: And it was dope.
- 39:47Speaker 4: Everybody was there.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Did him no good. Huh? Did him no good. For who? Kanye?
- 39:53Speaker 2: I did great that day. I didn't OD on drugs. Great.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Shout out to Kanye.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Dude, so what's that conversation with your family once you
- 40:03Speaker 1: become successful or being Armenian doing comedy?
- 40:07Speaker 2: Bro, dude. Good job, bro. It was easy.
- 40:09Speaker 6: Bro, they got on board real quick because like it
- 40:11Speaker 6: already happened.
- 40:12Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 40:13Speaker 6: They were never there for this.
- 40:14Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Because when you see you catch fire,
- 40:16Speaker 2: so I guess you can do this.
- 40:19Speaker 6: The approach was like, you guys, I think I'm becoming
- 40:21Speaker 6: famous or something.
- 40:22Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That's what you told them?
- 40:24Speaker 6: A lot of Armenians know me now. In the culture.
- 40:27Speaker 4: And they must have probably heard from them. Oh, that's
- 40:29Speaker 4: your kid?
- 40:30Speaker 6: So at first, whatever. And then when they see people
- 40:33Speaker 6: took pictures of me and shit, they're like, my dad
- 40:35Speaker 6: became my biggest cheerleader.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Nice.
- 40:37Speaker 6: My son famous.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Every cigar shop, he's just telling people. Yeah, like, there's
- 40:45Speaker 1: a lot of them in Burbank, bro.
- 40:47Speaker 2: And Glendale.
- 40:48Speaker 3: Probably more in Glendale.
- 40:49Speaker 6: Smoke shops are everywhere, bro.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Everywhere. What do you think about your homie, Gendell Clary?
- 40:57Speaker 2: Or what is his name? Who? Gendell Clary, or what's
- 40:59Speaker 2: his name?
- 40:59Speaker 6: Glendale Gary?
- 41:00Speaker 2: Yeah, wasn't there a guy named like that that was
- 41:02Speaker 2: all over the town? I don't know, but he was Armenian, right?
- 41:05Speaker 2: And he would walk around and say crazy Armenian shit,
- 41:08Speaker 2: and he was blowing up. I don't know what happened.
- 41:09Speaker 6: Glendale Gary?
- 41:10Speaker 2: What was his name?
- 41:11Speaker 6: Glendale Gary.
- 41:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:13Speaker 6: So I still am not sure if that whole thing
- 41:16Speaker 6: was an act or it was serious.
- 41:17Speaker 3: For sure it was. I think it was, dawg.
- 41:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 41:21Speaker 1: He for sure knew, and then he's just, it was
- 41:23Speaker 1: probably one of those things, he's like, look, I'm going
- 41:25Speaker 1: to show you how easy it is.
- 41:27Speaker 6: He was really big on Foods Gone Wild, bro.
- 41:29Speaker 2: He was huge.
- 41:29Speaker 6: I think he blew up on.
- 41:30Speaker 2: Foods Gone Wild, bro. He was huge, bro. I remember
- 41:32Speaker 2: just watching him, and I mean, it did look kind
- 41:35Speaker 2: of fake. It looked like a Mexican guy trying to
- 41:37Speaker 2: be Armenian, but at the same time, I'm like, you're
- 41:39Speaker 2: pulling it off, dog. You literally, he had a big,
- 41:42Speaker 2: and then he got real artsy with it. He'd get
- 41:45Speaker 2: a big old Mercedes fucking chain. Obviously, no one walking
- 41:48Speaker 2: around with that, but it worked. He got numbers.
- 41:50Speaker 4: He got views.
- 41:51Speaker 2: We're talking about him.
- 41:52Speaker 6: He recently commented on one of my posts, bro. Oh, really?
- 41:55Speaker 6: But I haven't seen new content for a while.
- 41:57Speaker 2: People say he lives in Glendale, which I don't really know,
- 42:01Speaker 2: but I don't know if I've ever seen him. You
- 42:02Speaker 2: live there, bro. You can't be stumbling the name, dog.
- 42:04Speaker 6: Fuck you, dog.
- 42:05Speaker 2: Grendale? All of a sudden, we don't know how to
- 42:09Speaker 2: say L's now, too? Fuck you. Yeah, I can't. L's
- 42:11Speaker 2: and R's are just our language, bro. Why are you
- 42:13Speaker 2: picking on me, dog? You're such a bully, bro.
- 42:15Speaker 1: It's just because I'm just like, bro, that's what you live.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Grendale. Yeah, I was like, you say it like the
- 42:22Speaker 2: Asian guy. Welcome to Grindale. Grindale. It's Grindale. Fuck you, guys.
- 42:26Speaker 3: That's what I've been thinking half the time. I was like,
- 42:28Speaker 3: is this one having a stroke?
- 42:29Speaker 2: Nah, it's the fucking weed, dog. Fucking, what is this?
- 42:33Speaker 6: Bro, I think I'm starting to get high, bro.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Yeah, see, dog? There's Hadar. Oh, yeah, for sure. Hadar, dog.
- 42:38Speaker 1: When we don't turn on the AC, and we usually do,
- 42:41Speaker 1: but it's been kind of nice weather lately.
- 42:44Speaker 3: Like, it gets.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Smoky in here to the point where, like, The ice
- 42:47Speaker 1: started burning.
- 42:48Speaker 3: The other day, I had to be like, ah, man.
- 42:50Speaker 2: It's been a while.
- 42:51Speaker 6: I don't smoke.
- 42:52Speaker 2: You don't really blaze it like that? No, bro. I'll die, bro.
- 42:57Speaker 6: The last time I smoked, bro, my friends had to
- 43:00Speaker 6: call 911.
- 43:01Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Like that?
- 43:02Speaker 6: Yeah, bro.
- 43:03Speaker 2: Yeah. Why would you do? I was going to.
- 43:05Speaker 6: I was going to be like that.
- 43:06Speaker 2: You're turning on the air. You're turning on the air.
- 43:10Speaker 5: Bro.
- 43:10Speaker 2: What happened?
- 43:11Speaker 6: No, no. It's all good, bro. It's all good. But yeah,
- 43:13Speaker 6: turn it off.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Bro, so.
- 43:17Speaker 6: Well, obviously, like, when I was much younger, we used
- 43:19Speaker 6: to smoke, you know? Like, we're Armenian, bro. Like, once
- 43:23Speaker 6: it became legal, like, the excitement's gone. It's not the
- 43:25Speaker 6: way it used to be, you know what I mean?
- 43:27Speaker 6: But I even worked at a smoke shop, bro, at
- 43:30Speaker 6: one point. I was a bud tender. But I hadn't
- 43:32Speaker 6: smoked for a long time. I gave it up, you know? Like,
- 43:35Speaker 6: and I got to get my life together type of shit.
- 43:36Speaker 6: But I remember I was having writer's block, bro, one time.
- 43:40Speaker 6: And I remember, like, when I did use to smoke, man,
- 43:42Speaker 6: I used to get really creative, bro. You know? I
- 43:44Speaker 6: was like, I was having a writing session with some
- 43:46Speaker 6: of my creative friends. And then next thing you know,
- 43:50Speaker 6: someone's like, here, bro, just, you know, whatever, bro.
- 43:53Speaker 4: Get it going.
- 43:53Speaker 6: Stimulate it a little bit, bro. I took a hit.
- 43:55Speaker 6: My heart rate must have went up to like 200, bro.
- 43:58Speaker 6: Sitting in my chair, bro. And then they're like, did
- 44:01Speaker 6: you start doing this?
- 44:02Speaker 2: That makes it worse.
- 44:03Speaker 6: The homie took out his Apple Watch, put it on me,
- 44:05Speaker 6: like checked it. He didn't let me see it. He's like,
- 44:07Speaker 6: and he tells my other friend, he's like, call.
- 44:10Speaker 2: Like, call.
- 44:12Speaker 6: And then one of my friends comes, starts massaging me. Like,
- 44:15Speaker 6: just calm down, bro. Calm down. As he's doing that,
- 44:16Speaker 6: he puts his head right here. Call right now, bro.
- 44:20Speaker 6: They came, took me, bro. They came, they checked me.
- 44:22Speaker 6: They put, like, on the spot. And I was scared, bro.
- 44:24Speaker 6: But when your heart's racing that fast, I don't care
- 44:26Speaker 6: who you are, bro. I don't care how down you are, bro.
- 44:29Speaker 6: You think you're about to die, bro.
- 44:31Speaker 2: For sure.
- 44:31Speaker 4: And then you started getting scared because the ambulance was there.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Yeah, it gets worse.
- 44:34Speaker 4: It gets worse.
- 44:35Speaker 6: I felt safe when they came because, like, at least
- 44:37Speaker 6: someone who knows what they're doing. Like, someone's not massaging
- 44:39Speaker 6: me anymore, bro.
- 44:39Speaker 2: Like, you know, someone's... But, yeah. Did they tell you why?
- 44:43Speaker 6: They came. They took me.
- 44:44Speaker 2: They EKG'd me.
- 44:45Speaker 6: They did, like, chest x-ray.
- 44:47Speaker 2: They did everything.
- 44:47Speaker 6: Like, bro, you're healthy as any human I've ever seen, bro.
- 44:50Speaker 6: Just stop getting anxiety. So it was some kind of
- 44:52Speaker 6: anxiety attack.
- 44:54Speaker 2: How did you smoke it, Abong?
- 44:56Speaker 6: I think I just hit a J.
- 44:57Speaker 2: That's crazy, bro.
- 44:58Speaker 6: It might have even been a spliff, bro.
- 44:59Speaker 1: You know, whenever I hear those stories, dog, I just,
- 45:02Speaker 1: it's not that I thank God, but I'm just, like,
- 45:05Speaker 1: I'm happy that, like, I never had a reaction like
- 45:07Speaker 1: that to it. Like, my reactions to it were like, fuck, bro,
- 45:12Speaker 1: that quarter pounder was the.
- 45:14Speaker 3: Best quarter pounder.
- 45:15Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 45:16Speaker 3: Or like, fuck, that nap was the shit.
- 45:19Speaker 1: I think my body just automatically snapped in.
- 45:22Speaker 2: I never had. I've overdone it with weed. But in
- 45:25Speaker 2: the beginning.
- 45:26Speaker 1: It could be like, you can't. In the beginning, there's
- 45:29Speaker 1: no like, fuck it, I'm going to be in the middle. Like,
- 45:31Speaker 1: you have to take baby steps, dog, to get to
- 45:34Speaker 1: the middle. And if you just go from here to here, dog,
- 45:38Speaker 1: you're going to hate it. It's like if you would
- 45:40Speaker 1: have done, like, two lines for the first time, you know,
- 45:43Speaker 1: when you're trying coke.
- 45:44Speaker 4: Take a month off weed, come back first blunt. You're like, oh, fuck.
- 45:48Speaker 6: So I've had those days. I've had those days where
- 45:50Speaker 6: I enjoyed the burger. Like, those are my early 20s, bro. But, like,
- 45:53Speaker 6: your tolerance, bro, if you don't keep smoking, your tolerance
- 45:56Speaker 6: goes back to, like, newborn level, bro. And in the meantime, like,
- 46:00Speaker 6: the eight, nine, ten years that I haven't smoked, weed's
- 46:03Speaker 6: getting stronger every day. every day every for real though
- 46:08Speaker 6: yeah bro it did not every day there's some guy
- 46:10Speaker 6: and they're trying to make it better every day i
- 46:12Speaker 6: worked at a weed shop bro that was exactly what
- 46:14Speaker 6: like the vendors would say like this the shit i
- 46:16Speaker 6: brought last time this is 10 times better like how'd
- 46:18Speaker 6: you do that in a week bro how'd you pull
- 46:21Speaker 6: that off in a week bro.
- 46:22Speaker 1: Yeah bro i was like at some point i had
- 46:23Speaker 1: to realize i gotta get stronger too man can't be
- 46:26Speaker 1: fucking weeds bitch I was like, you know what I mean?
- 46:28Speaker 1: I was like, man, I got to hit the gym too.
- 46:30Speaker 1: You getting stronger, dog?
- 46:31Speaker 2: I was like, me too.
- 46:32Speaker 3: Fuck this shit.
- 46:33Speaker 6: Man, it was the thing to do when we were kids, bro.
- 46:35Speaker 6: Like high school, like early 20s, it was the thing
- 46:38Speaker 6: to do. It was the cool shit, you know what
- 46:39Speaker 6: I mean? So, you know. And then I ended up
- 46:43Speaker 6: at a thing, at a weed shop when it was
- 46:47Speaker 6: like a clinic. You guys remember the clinic days?
- 46:49Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 46:50Speaker 6: Where they're not customers, they're patients. Right in North Hollywood, bro.
- 46:54Speaker 6: Right in the heart of North Hollywood, bro. You know
- 46:56Speaker 6: how much bank I used to make just from tips, bro,
- 46:59Speaker 6: at that job, bro? On my downtime, there was this
- 47:02Speaker 6: point where I was like, man, I got to make
- 47:04Speaker 6: this bagging this shit up shit more clever, bro. So
- 47:07Speaker 6: I started taking the weed containers, clocking it. There's a
- 47:09Speaker 6: wall right here, bro. In my downtime, I mastered how
- 47:12Speaker 6: to go behind the back, off the wall, and into
- 47:15Speaker 6: the backyard. I swear to God, bro.
- 47:18Speaker 2: People loved it.
- 47:19Speaker 4: Like a bartender.
- 47:19Speaker 6: People loved it, bro. People loved it. It was like
- 47:22Speaker 6: a cocktail. I was like, that's all you want? You
- 47:25Speaker 6: don't want some of the OG Kush?
- 47:26Speaker 2: No Skywalker?
- 47:27Speaker 6: Got you.
- 47:27Speaker 3: It was like a barista, dog.
- 47:30Speaker 6: There you go.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Staple, pop, pop, pop.
- 47:32Speaker 6: $ 5 into the jar. People were looking like, are you
- 47:34Speaker 6: the guy who flips the shit off the wall? I
- 47:38Speaker 6: met Joey Diaz there, bro.
- 47:39Speaker 2: I met Joey Diaz, bro. Is that where the stars
- 47:41Speaker 2: of death were at? No, no, no.
- 47:44Speaker 6: But Joey Diaz even talked about that, the shop that
- 47:46Speaker 6: I used to work at, bro, on the Church of
- 47:48Speaker 6: What's Happening Now. He talked about that.
- 47:50Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
- 47:51Speaker 6: And one of my biggest flexes, guys, and Joey's cool
- 47:54Speaker 6: as fuck. Whoever's met Joey knows he's cool as fuck, bro.
- 47:57Speaker 6: One of my biggest flexes is that I think, if
- 48:01Speaker 6: he hears this and calls me like it's bullshit, I
- 48:02Speaker 6: get it, but this is what I remember. I think
- 48:04Speaker 6: I'm the reason that Joey Diaz says.
- 48:06Speaker 2: The word blasted.
- 48:10Speaker 6: I think I started that shit, bro. So here's the story.
- 48:13Speaker 6: Joey Diaz comes in one day.
- 48:14Speaker 4: Yo, what's the good shit? What you got for me?
- 48:16Speaker 6: What you got?
- 48:17Speaker 2: Boom, boom, boom. This is that. He's like, what's wrong?
- 48:19Speaker 6: You okay? And then, you know, Armenians run a weed shop.
- 48:24Speaker 6: You know, they want you to know what you're selling.
- 48:25Speaker 6: You smoke this so I know what you're selling. You
- 48:27Speaker 6: know what you're selling. You know what I mean?
- 48:29Speaker 2: Okay, good.
- 48:30Speaker 6: Bro, I got demolished, bro. I remember getting demolished. Eyes
- 48:33Speaker 6: drooped as hell like this. Joey Diaz comes in.
- 48:36Speaker 2: He's like, yo, dog, you all right?
- 48:37Speaker 4: You don't look all right.
- 48:38Speaker 6: I was like, Joey, man, I'm blasted, bro. And then Joey's,
- 48:42Speaker 6: and I remember, I'll never forget Joey's reaction.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Blasted, huh? I like that.
- 48:46Speaker 6: Blasted. I swear, after that, I started hearing him like
- 48:51Speaker 6: on his Instagram, yo, yo, I just woke up and
- 48:54Speaker 6: I'm blasted. And I was like, dog, I think he
- 48:56Speaker 6: learned that shit from me, bro.
- 48:57Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. Yeah, dog, he fucking knitted you.
- 49:02Speaker 1: He fucking took something we talked about and then he
- 49:04Speaker 1: says it on stage.
- 49:05Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
- 49:06Speaker 2: That's what you're supposed to do.
- 49:08Speaker 4: He gets mad.
- 49:09Speaker 2: I take my own jokes I make on this and
- 49:11Speaker 2: then I use them. That's what you're supposed to do.
- 49:13Speaker 2: Good job, baby. Good job.
- 49:14Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking timestamp all the episodes. and be like, yo.
- 49:18Speaker 2: You want to hear it for free? He's going to
- 49:20Speaker 2: be like, you want to hear this for free?
- 49:21Speaker 4: You want to hear where the thought was developed in
- 49:23Speaker 4: real time?
- 49:24Speaker 2: Yeah. He's going to really hear it. 0.24.
- 49:28Speaker 6: On everything I love, that's how it works though, bro, right?
- 49:30Speaker 6: I mean, I swear we talked about something earlier that
- 49:32Speaker 6: I might put into my next show because it was funny.
- 49:34Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like an Armenian wedding bit.
- 49:36Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
- 49:37Speaker 2: That's how it works. Did you ever eat the stars
- 49:38Speaker 2: of death? Because you've been in the weed game for
- 49:40Speaker 2: a while. Was it that great, as you said? I
- 49:42Speaker 2: never ran into those motherfuckers. They were heavily medicated. You
- 49:45Speaker 2: should bring those back, bro. Do you ever hear him
- 49:47Speaker 2: talk about them?
- 49:48Speaker 3: All they was, dog, it literally was.
- 49:51Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the regular fucking silicone stars that you
- 49:54Speaker 1: would get at Target, the little things, and they would
- 49:56Speaker 1: fill them up. And then they would put them on
- 49:58Speaker 1: parchment paper, and they would be six. And they would
- 50:01Speaker 1: just be cut, and then they put them in there,
- 50:02Speaker 1: and they had them in the little fridge.
- 50:03Speaker 2: How much was it? Was it a real 500 bucks?
- 50:05Speaker 2: It was like 20 bucks. I think it was like
- 50:08Speaker 2: 40 bucks.
- 50:09Speaker 4: No, but milligrams.
- 50:10Speaker 1: It was like a thousand milligrams.
- 50:11Speaker 2: Oh, for one? Yeah. No, the whole package.
- 50:14Speaker 6: Oh, okay. Okay.
- 50:14Speaker 7: Okay.
- 50:14Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, I thought it was.
- 50:15Speaker 1: That's what it said, bro. But this is the time
- 50:17Speaker 1: where like stuff wasn't being measured. Like I remember I
- 50:20Speaker 1: used to go to this place on Reseda that fucking
- 50:23Speaker 1: just was like, fuck, I forget. I think it's Reseda.
- 50:25Speaker 1: I just remember it was on Reseda. I was on
- 50:27Speaker 1: the way home by the In-N-Out. And dude, they used
- 50:32Speaker 1: to get these little brownie pies, dog.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Fuck, dog. These things used to.
- 50:36Speaker 1: I don't know how much that shit had, dog, but
- 50:39Speaker 1: when I'm telling you that I used to sit there
- 50:40Speaker 1: with heavy-ass red eyes and just be stuck, like, I
- 50:44Speaker 1: really wish I could get that high these days.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Like, it just gets hard. I have to do cancer.
- 50:49Speaker 1: patient medication for me to get that high.
- 50:53Speaker 2: No, we got high.
- 50:54Speaker 3: Like, take those RSO pills.
- 50:55Speaker 2: No, remember those cookies the homegirl made? Yeah, those.
- 50:59Speaker 1: Yeah, but... Okay, they come close, but I'm saying, like,
- 51:04Speaker 1: It's something about certain highs you just remember.
- 51:07Speaker 2: Am I wrong? Do you remember certain highs, Diddy?
- 51:10Speaker 4: I remember the first time I.
- 51:11Speaker 3: No, not the first time, but you're just like, yo,
- 51:13Speaker 3: this one time, that day. I've had.
- 51:16Speaker 4: I mean, not memorable like that, I guess. I just
- 51:19Speaker 4: remember that first time I had edibles where I made
- 51:21Speaker 4: it myself, where I got so fucked up. I've never
- 51:25Speaker 4: felt anything like that before.
- 51:26Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, bro. I was supposed to bone this chick.
- 51:31Speaker 2: I just fucking fell asleep. So did she. It was
- 51:34Speaker 2: this thing where I'm like, oh, we're going to get
- 51:35Speaker 2: so high. We're going to have the best sex. Nah, boy,
- 51:37Speaker 2: I didn't even get five minutes into the movie, bro.
- 51:41Speaker 6: Like I was talking about tomorrow morning, not right now.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, we'll handle this shit when we
- 51:45Speaker 2: wake up.
- 51:46Speaker 5: I used to work for my buddy's edible company back
- 51:50Speaker 5: in Toronto. And I was just like delivering boxes of
- 51:52Speaker 5: edibles for him up to the reserves and stuff. And
- 51:56Speaker 5: my girl was working there too at the time. And
- 51:59Speaker 5: she was working in the kitchen. making the gummies and stuff.
- 52:02Speaker 5: So I would show up in the morning and pick
- 52:04Speaker 5: up the boxes and all the girls would be in
- 52:06Speaker 5: the kitchen making stuff and then they had all the
- 52:08Speaker 5: edibles and they had gummies like from 50 milligrams up
- 52:11Speaker 5: to 1,000 milligrams, one gummy.
- 52:13Speaker 6: You know?
- 52:13Speaker 1: Were they naked making the stuff?
- 52:15Speaker 4: This was picturing a fucking American gangster in a blue magic.
- 52:19Speaker 2: And shit all naked.
- 52:21Speaker 4: I remember one day I was leaving and as I
- 52:23Speaker 4: was leaving, I grabbed two 500 milligram gummies and I
- 52:28Speaker 4: ate them and I just, I left And I was
- 52:31Speaker 4: doing a drive, a delivery that was three hours away.
- 52:34Speaker 4: And I remember just driving. And then it started hitting
- 52:36Speaker 4: me so hard, bro. I had to, like, it was
- 52:38Speaker 4: winter outside. I had to rest my head on the window.
- 52:41Speaker 2: I don't think you could hang.
- 52:43Speaker 4: And then it just fucking drived the whole way. It
- 52:45Speaker 4: was so fucking.
- 52:46Speaker 2: You know, honestly, I don't.
- 52:47Speaker 4: Thousand milligrams? The fucking first thing in the morning? It
- 52:49Speaker 4: was a lot, dog. Okay, dog.
- 52:51Speaker 2: I honestly think.
- 52:52Speaker 3: I think chat room let us know if we should
- 52:54Speaker 3: do this.
- 52:54Speaker 2: No.
- 52:55Speaker 4: I have.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Let's all take a thousand milligrams.
- 52:58Speaker 1: No.
- 52:58Speaker 2: Let's do it.
- 52:59Speaker 3: And run the show.
- 53:00Speaker 4: That's it.
- 53:01Speaker 2: That's way too much, bro. How do we know we
- 53:03Speaker 2: can handle it? Because I've done a thousand, bro. It's
- 53:06Speaker 2: a lot, bro. It's a lot, bro. Okay, we'll start
- 53:09Speaker 2: at 500. I fucked up, bro. We'll start at 500.
- 53:11Speaker 2: I have little pouches. 500 is not too crazy, but no, bro.
- 53:15Speaker 1: But it's the RSO capsule, so we have to take
- 53:16Speaker 1: them like... Probably like, you have to get here a
- 53:19Speaker 1: little early, take a, maybe have that.
- 53:21Speaker 2: I'm not the Uber home. I don't want to be
- 53:23Speaker 2: driving like that. Okay, well, however you decide to get
- 53:26Speaker 2: here or not, it's your fault.
- 53:28Speaker 1: I was like, we have to agree. I think people
- 53:30Speaker 1: would fucking, chat room, what's going on? Do we need
- 53:32Speaker 1: to do this stream? We'll fucking go extra hours if
- 53:36Speaker 1: we need to. But I think all that's going to
- 53:37Speaker 1: happen is- I'll do like 400 max.
- 53:40Speaker 2: See, I'm with Ray. He still does. Nah, bro. I'll
- 53:42Speaker 2: do 100 more.
- 53:43Speaker 7: Because I've done 500 and I didn't like it.
- 53:45Speaker 2: I didn't like it either.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Your fucking quote-unquote talent, you could fucking do this shit, bro.
- 53:49Speaker 3: If we're all going to do 500.
- 53:50Speaker 7: I mean, I liked it, but at the same time,
- 53:52Speaker 7: I didn't.
- 53:53Speaker 2: Yeah. I almost missed the fucking comedy show because of it.
- 53:57Speaker 2: I fucking was trying to be- It all just be
- 53:59Speaker 2: quiet and shit? No, dude. I was trying to be-
- 54:02Speaker 2: You know how you are. You're trying to get faded
- 54:03Speaker 2: for the fucking airport. That's what I took. I think
- 54:05Speaker 2: it was $ 400 or $ 500. And I go, and usually
- 54:08Speaker 2: I take $ 200, but this was a longer flight, you know.
- 54:10Speaker 4: So I'm like, oh, I'm going to double this shit.
- 54:13Speaker 2: Oh, I'm faded as fuck the second I get to
- 54:15Speaker 2: the airport. We land. Fucking triplets got to literally wake
- 54:20Speaker 2: me up type of shit. And I should have fucking
- 54:22Speaker 2: felt the landing. Like, this shit's a pretty, it's a landing, dude.
- 54:25Speaker 2: Wake the fuck up. This fool has to wake me
- 54:26Speaker 2: up type of shit. I'm like, all right.
- 54:27Speaker 1: Tino Santos says, XG, you smoke meth on stage. You
- 54:30Speaker 1: can do the edibles.
- 54:31Speaker 4: Fuck you guys.
- 54:33Speaker 2: So then I get to this spot and I fucking,
- 54:36Speaker 2: I obviously get my own room. So I'm like, fuck,
- 54:38Speaker 2: I get to nap, bro. Oh, I take a nap
- 54:41Speaker 2: to the point where these fools have to go to
- 54:43Speaker 2: my door, start knocking on it. Sam's like, get up.
- 54:45Speaker 2: I eventually hear it, bro. He don't know I ate
- 54:48Speaker 2: an edible, bro. I didn't prepare for the set. I didn't,
- 54:51Speaker 2: it wasn't even shower. It was just put on a
- 54:54Speaker 2: clothes and go, bro. Word. Well, some of the, boy,
- 54:56Speaker 2: it was bad. believe it yeah dog and that's why
- 55:00Speaker 2: after that no more fucking eating more than that much
- 55:02Speaker 2: bro how dude it was bad like.
- 55:04Speaker 4: You literally didn't prepare your day properly.
- 55:06Speaker 2: Yeah it's fucked up that's what i'm saying i don't
- 55:08Speaker 2: can't i mean i guess for the show it'd be
- 55:09Speaker 2: fine it's a two different scenarios but it fucked me
- 55:12Speaker 2: up bro where i was i.
- 55:13Speaker 6: Was embarrassed it's not even fun anymore right.
- 55:15Speaker 2: I was embarrassed i was embarrassed i was like that's
- 55:17Speaker 2: for just because you want to be high you fucking
- 55:18Speaker 2: idiot literally ruining shows people pay to watch the show
- 55:21Speaker 2: you're fucking idiot i literally kicked my ass and yeah
- 55:23Speaker 2: i was like damn It was bad.
- 55:25Speaker 4: You're not even a rock star yet.
- 55:26Speaker 2: Nah, bro. Fucking idiot. Literally. Supposed to be selling merch.
- 55:29Speaker 6: I guarantee you I will never eat an edible again, bro.
- 55:32Speaker 6: Edibles is just... It's a different thing. It feels like
- 55:34Speaker 6: it has nothing to do with marijuana. It has nothing
- 55:36Speaker 6: to do with cannabis, bro. It's another level. I thought
- 55:39Speaker 6: my homies were kidnapping me once, bro. I thought the
- 55:45Speaker 6: homies were kidnapping me one time, bro. I swear to God, man. Like,
- 55:47Speaker 6: I really believed it, bro.
- 55:49Speaker 4: What did they do? They just came to hang out?
- 55:50Speaker 6: No, there's... They realized that I was like, I needed
- 55:52Speaker 6: to sleep or something. But they don't know what's going
- 55:54Speaker 6: on in your head, though. You know what I mean?
- 55:55Speaker 6: And then they're like, oh, we're going to take you home, G.
- 55:57Speaker 6: And then they put me in the car. And in
- 55:59Speaker 6: my head, a scenario came that the homies at these
- 56:00Speaker 6: schools are trying to kidnap you, bro.
- 56:03Speaker 2: Were they criminals at all? No, no.
- 56:07Speaker 6: But a longtime homie, too, bro. Like, one of them,
- 56:09Speaker 6: we weren't as close. So I was more suspicious of
- 56:11Speaker 6: that fool, bro.
- 56:12Speaker 5: Like.
- 56:15Speaker 6: And then, and then what happened, we dropped off my homie.
- 56:18Speaker 6: And then this food that I was suspicious of, he's like,
- 56:20Speaker 6: I'll take you home. Do you know where that just,
- 56:21Speaker 6: he's got a family that's leaving by his kids. So
- 56:23Speaker 6: I'm the drive home. And you know, you know, when you're,
- 56:25Speaker 6: you're tripping out, but nine out of 10 seconds, you're
- 56:28Speaker 6: tripping out. And then that one second, you're like, I
- 56:31Speaker 6: think I might be tripping. And then back to like,
- 56:32Speaker 6: this was trying to kidnap me. And then I remember
- 56:36Speaker 6: like telling him like, bro, I'm, And I was confronting
- 56:40Speaker 6: him about it, bro. In the car? I was confrontational
- 56:42Speaker 6: on the drive-by, and he's laughing. I'm like, hey, homie,
- 56:44Speaker 6: don't laugh at me, G.
- 56:49Speaker 2: I swear, bro.
- 56:50Speaker 6: Until today, whenever I see this, we remember this story, bro.
- 56:53Speaker 6: And then I was like, look, G, I'm sorry for
- 56:55Speaker 6: what I'm about to say, bro. But I know I'm
- 56:58Speaker 6: probably tripping right now. I know I'm probably tripping out
- 57:01Speaker 6: right now. But just so I could feel satisfied with myself,
- 57:04Speaker 6: just in case I'm not tripping... I'm about to tell
- 57:07Speaker 6: you this, bro. And I turned around, I was like, bro,
- 57:11Speaker 6: I'll fuck you up, homie. I might be a comedian, G,
- 57:14Speaker 6: but I ain't no clown, dog. You're not going to
- 57:15Speaker 6: do me like that. And he started laughing more like, dog,
- 57:19Speaker 6: you tripping, man? We got the same homie, dog? Like,
- 57:23Speaker 6: I'm a fan of your work, dog.
- 57:25Speaker 2: What are you saying, G?
- 57:25Speaker 6: I was like, all right, man, all right, I just
- 57:26Speaker 6: got to say it just so.
- 57:27Speaker 2: I feel cool right now. Don't do nothing crazy.
- 57:31Speaker 6: Just so I know that I'm not a bitch and
- 57:32Speaker 6: I told you in case I'm not tripping, you know?
- 57:35Speaker 3: I just gotta solidify this with you yeah.
- 57:37Speaker 6: Hey we can't we can't really close after that actually
- 57:40Speaker 6: bro that was funny bro i think it was like
- 57:42Speaker 6: it was like hash oil chocolate bro and i think
- 57:43Speaker 6: you're supposed to eat a quarter of it i think
- 57:45Speaker 6: i ate all four.
- 57:46Speaker 1: Like see that's that's what people used to make that
- 57:48Speaker 1: shit before that's that's what that's what i think those
- 57:50Speaker 1: brownies hit hard because before the labels used to say
- 57:53Speaker 1: hash oil edibles and it was and i'm pretty sure
- 57:57Speaker 1: that process was different It probably wasn't no can of
- 58:02Speaker 1: butter or anything like that, but hash oil, bro, that
- 58:04Speaker 1: shit was probably the heavy-ass shit.
- 58:05Speaker 2: 100%, bro. 100%. You ever smoke real hash?
- 58:09Speaker 6: That was the top product at the shop, hash oil,
- 58:12Speaker 6: hash oil edibles. Yeah, yeah. They even sold hash there, bro.
- 58:17Speaker 2: Everything, bro.
- 58:18Speaker 1: No, but I'm saying, like, because is there a difference between, like,
- 58:21Speaker 1: The hash from like Armenian smoke, like real hashback.
- 58:24Speaker 6: Oh, you're talking about like Middle Eastern.
- 58:26Speaker 2: Yeah, like Middle Eastern. No, no, no, no.
- 58:28Speaker 3: Is that reconsidered real drugs?
- 58:30Speaker 6: I have no idea. I don't know if it has.
- 58:32Speaker 6: I don't know if there's a link to that in Maryland.
- 58:34Speaker 6: It might be a completely different drug, bro. I think hashish, maybe?
- 58:37Speaker 2: Yeah, hashish. I think hashish is.
- 58:39Speaker 6: A different thing, bro. I could be wrong.
- 58:40Speaker 4: No, it's just hash.
- 58:41Speaker 2: It's just the fucking key from taking it off.
- 58:43Speaker 4: It's literally off their fingers.
- 58:44Speaker 2: Are you sure, bro?
- 58:45Speaker 3: I thought it was kind of mixed with opium.
- 58:46Speaker 6: I think there's something else, bro. Or a mix in
- 58:49Speaker 6: two things up.
- 58:50Speaker 2: Maybe. He said he smoked it in India.
- 58:52Speaker 4: I smoked hash. I smoked tons of hash in my life.
- 58:54Speaker 2: In India? Yeah.
- 58:56Speaker 6: Was it the same thing?
- 58:57Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just hash. Feet hash.
- 58:59Speaker 4: Probably. Most hash is probably like.
- 59:01Speaker 6: They collect it with their socks, right?
- 59:03Speaker 2: He just scraped it off his foot.
- 59:05Speaker 5: Most hash that comes from out of country, from like
- 59:07Speaker 5: Asia or Afghanistan or something, it's just straight from the
- 59:09Speaker 5: guy's hand.
- 59:10Speaker 2: Bro.
- 59:10Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 59:12Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't know. As far as I understood,
- 59:14Speaker 1: I think like real fucking hashish, I think it's like...
- 59:17Speaker 1: Google it. It's hash made with opium, you know? And
- 59:22Speaker 1: then it's like it has a certain fucking high and shit.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Be like, yo, what is hashish?
- 59:28Speaker 2: Does hashish have opium in it?
- 59:30Speaker 4: I would try opium, like an opium den.
- 59:33Speaker 3: Oh, no, hashish is not opium.
- 59:34Speaker 1: Hashish is made from resin and trichomes of the cannabis plant.
- 59:39Speaker 2: It is active ingredient. It's THC. There you go.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Opium is made from a laky opium poppy, and it's
- 59:45Speaker 1: completely different. Damn, maybe I'm coming up with something else.
- 59:49Speaker 1: Mix that with the hash.
- 59:51Speaker 2: I don't know. That's it.
- 59:53Speaker 4: You put hash or, like, weed in your, like, in
- 59:56Speaker 4: a hookah?
- 59:57Speaker 7: You can do the giggle stick, dude.
- 1:00:00Speaker 6: Me and my friend used to do that.
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: A what? It's a giggle stick.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: It's like a blunt made of straight hash tape. So
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: you buy the little brick and then you fucking heat
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: it up.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: So it fucking just rolls it up.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: And then once you roll it up, you cut it
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: to a perfect rectangle.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: And then you just kind of put weed in the middle.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: And then... Oh, hash blunt.
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, there were terms called giggle stick.
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: No, but I meant like an actual hookah, like a fucking.
- 1:00:23Speaker 6: Yeah, we used to... It just seemed like something you
- 1:00:26Speaker 6: had to try, right?
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
- 1:00:27Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: I did that, but I put wax when shatter was popping.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: I remember we would go to like hookah bars. My
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: favorite combo is when they have the hookah bar and
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: the Middle Eastern food.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: That shit makes me feel like I was like, this
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: is very lavish. But yeah, I remember I would get
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: the shatter and it would look like little honeycombs.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: And I'll just drop it in there, bro.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, it'll just fucking smell for
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: a little bit. And then it'll go back to smelling
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: like gummy bear or some shit.
- 1:00:56Speaker 6: Yeah, bro. Those experimentation days are over for me, bro,
- 1:01:00Speaker 6: after that hospital.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: Visit, bro. Do you drink alcohol or are you just sober?
- 1:01:03Speaker 6: Oh, I'm a drinker, bro. Like, I'm a social drinker. Like, Armenians,
- 1:01:07Speaker 6: we're drinkers, bro, like, by culture. This whole, like, weed
- 1:01:09Speaker 6: shops and stuff that we got our feet into, like,
- 1:01:11Speaker 6: it's just a new thing. But we're, like, at the root,
- 1:01:15Speaker 6: we're drinkers, bro.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody gave me some Armenian cognac ones, and that
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: shit came in, like.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: A bull-shaped bottle.
- 1:01:21Speaker 6: A what-shaped bottle?
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: A bull-shaped bottle.
- 1:01:24Speaker 7: Oh.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: It's fire then. Yeah, I know. I was just like,
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: this is crazy, man. It's right there. Is it on
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: the shelf?
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, it's some cognac fucking hits.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: No, man.
- 1:01:37Speaker 6: We go with the social liquid, man. The alcohol.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: Most cultures.
- 1:01:41Speaker 6: Vodka, vodka shots. Mixed drinks are a new thing to
- 1:01:44Speaker 6: our culture.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: You said mixed drinks are a new thing?
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: Shots, bro.
- 1:01:49Speaker 6: Shots, vodka shots. That's what I grew up watching my
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: dads and uncles drinking.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Just putting them away.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: Is that Eastern European shit?
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: Is there a specific vodka?
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: Vodka.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: No, I just said it there.
- 1:02:00Speaker 6: Changes every week. So this week, let's try Tito's. No gluten.
- 1:02:05Speaker 6: I was about to ask. Don't even know what gluten is.
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: I was about to ask.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: Tito's is like the new one, and I'm pretty sure.
- 1:02:11Speaker 6: We're on board.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: We're on board. Tito's?
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: 100%.
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: Grade 12, my grad trip, I drank so much vodka,
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: and I threw up so bad.
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: I was throwing up blood.
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: That for like five years, five to six years after that,
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: I just couldn't even smell vodka.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: Wow. You know, just every time I smell it, it
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: reminded me of that feeling. I can drink it again now.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: That's how I was with tequila, bro, at one point.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: I got so fucking sick off of going to like
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: a group outing at like this cantina. And I just
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: fucking kept taking shots and shots and shots. And, bro,
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: I ended up throwing up. And the next day, I
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: was like straight fetus mode.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: I was like just... just hurting like hurting bro.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: And i and then you're right i could not smell
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: it i could it took me a while for me
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: to say yeah i'll take some tequila like now i
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: could fucking drink tequila but i want to say it
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: wasn't i didn't start drinking it till like four or
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: five years ago where i was like all right i'll
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: fucking start fucking around with the memory of that pain
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: yeah bro honestly i never i i think you have
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: to put i think you have to push yourself and
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: uh to experience that so you don't know yeah Because
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: imagine experiencing that shit right now for the first time
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: at this age.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: Oh, no. Oh, my God. I feel like you're dying.
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: Imagine that. One month, bro.
- 1:03:20Speaker 6: You're going to need to recover, bro.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: But having that hangover like that, fuck that. I think
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: I'm going to have to call your insurance fucking people.
- 1:03:30Speaker 6: The most I've ever been demolished was from red wine, bro.
- 1:03:33Speaker 7: Red wine.
- 1:03:34Speaker 6: You don't mess with wine, bro. You think it's the...
- 1:03:39Speaker 6: less extreme route that night. But if you try to
- 1:03:42Speaker 6: keep up with the people drinking vodka with wine, you're
- 1:03:44Speaker 6: going to be done, bro.
- 1:03:46Speaker 4: I was in the Okanagan.
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: It's like.
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: In British Columbia, this wine country of Canada. They were
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: doing a comedy festival out there, and they took us
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: on a wine tour.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: So they took us to a bunch of wineries before
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: and gave us a bunch of samples.
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: And I took acid that day. Me and another guy,
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: the guy I was sharing my hotel with, another comic,
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: We both had acid. We're like, yo, let's do acid
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: for this wine tour.
- 1:04:11Speaker 5: And then he's like, should we do my acid or
- 1:04:13Speaker 5: your acid? I said, let's do your acid because I
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: never tried it. And then this girl came. She's this
- 1:04:18Speaker 5: black girl from China, a comic from.
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: China, but she's black.
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: Let me make you people up.
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: No, I swear to God.
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: She came and she's like, I want to do acid
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: with you guys too. I'm like, have you done acid?
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: She goes, yeah, I've done acid all the time, tons
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: of times in China. She did acid with us. We're
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: on the bus, whatever. I'll start tripping out. We go
- 1:04:33Speaker 5: to a fucking winery. Everything's fine.
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: I get wasted at this place. The first one, they
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: start showing you, this is how you mix it. By
- 1:04:41Speaker 4: the second one, I'm just like, I'm fucked up. And then,
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: come out of the winery, I have a blunt rolled,
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm going to spark this beautiful outside.
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Spark it.
- 1:04:52Speaker 5: And then I see something, the door of the bus
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: is open, and I hear some shit, and I walk in,
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: and all I see is that black girl on the ground, screaming, going,
- 1:05:03Speaker 5: nothing is real.
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: Nothing is real. Having the most fucked up attack. And
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: then one of the comics' older guy standing over, like,
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: what happened? Like, what happened? And then she's like, I
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: did acid. She's like, who gave you acid? And as
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: that happened was the same moment I'm smoking a blunt
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: and I took one step onto the bus.
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: And she goes, he did. And I'm so fucked up.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, it wasn't me. I was like,
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: it was this guy's acid. And thank God we took it.
- 1:05:28Speaker 4: It was his acid. And then I was like, buddy,
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: you got to go deal with that. And he went
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: on and he had to deal with it. And I
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: was just fucked up.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: I was like.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: I was like, also, I'm fine. I did his acid too.
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: And then I had a good time.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: So that's the new rule? That's the rule? If they're
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: tripping on your acid, it's your job to fucking handle...
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: I'm tripping too, dog. Get the fuck out of here, dog.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: That sucks.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: I know, but it's more of that guy's problem than
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: it is my problem. I guess you could say that,
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: but I don't think it's either of your problems. Like, yo,
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: that fucking sucks.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: I don't know. She got so fucked up, she missed
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: all her shows that night. It was... Pretty fucking hilarious.
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: What did they expect him to do in a porta potty?
- 1:06:03Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:06:04Speaker 6: What was he supposed to do?
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: He was fucked up. He did it. That's how he.
- 1:06:09Speaker 4: It was just acid. I guess they were trying to
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: make sure that it wasn't any other drug.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: You know?
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: But that sucks.
- 1:06:14Speaker 4: It sucks so bad.
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: I was having such a good time to see her
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: fucking go through that. I was like, that sucks.
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: Imagine having to get off the bus because of that. Like, man.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: Are you sure she didn't have more? No, we all
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: just took a tab of acid. Because you're over here
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: rolling a blunt. This bitch can't fucking... Control herself. You
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: literally just said you had a blunt. I know you.
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: Know that shit.
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: I was drinking so much wine, but she said she's
- 1:06:36Speaker 5: done acid. We don't know if she's ever done acid before.
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: She was just telling us she did.
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: Did you guys give her a normal beginner amount?
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: No, just did one tab of acid.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: Okay. That's what I was wondering.
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: She must have done Chinese acid or something.
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: You know what I mean? People also lie, too, about
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: stuff like that. I've lied about it.
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: You guys didn't try hitting her?
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: No.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: I'm joking.
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: Like hitting her?
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm joking.
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: Like sexually or physically like pain?
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Physically. Wake up, bitch.
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: No, that would suck, dude. That would be the worst
- 1:07:07Speaker 4: trip ever.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: You're tripping out, having a bad trip, and someone starts
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: hitting you?
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: Imagine that.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: What the fuck? That's why you don't trip out with
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: these old dogs. Don't trip out with these. Then she
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: goes back, who hit you?
- 1:07:16Speaker 6: He did.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: Eddie gave me the acid.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Salute to everybody that's in the Super Chats. We got
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: three Super Chat giveaways, so make sure you guys enter it.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Third place is a Polak care package. Second place is
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: top tier.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: What is it?
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: Hashbrows in a jar.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: And first place is a half zipper. So good luck
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: to you guys. Yeah, so good luck to all you
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: guys that are.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Entering in here.
- 1:07:44Speaker 6: Good luck.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: Hey, do Armenian people believe in the paranormal? Like, did
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: he ghost here?
- 1:07:49Speaker 6: Like what?
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: Like paranormal, like daddy's ghost here, you know?
- 1:07:53Speaker 6: Not really. We're a little superstitious, but none of that.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: No?
- 1:07:56Speaker 6: No.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: Because the Spaniards fucking believe in that shit crazy.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: No, not at all.
- 1:08:00Speaker 6: Not at all.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: I was wondering.
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: I was like, yo, I was like, is there fucking like,
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: you know, like fucking Armenian ghost hunters?
- 1:08:06Speaker 6: I don't think I've ever heard my parents talk about ghosts, bro.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: Ever.
- 1:08:11Speaker 6: Nah. Superstitions, though, like you could do some shit like,
- 1:08:14Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: Armenians will put that food to work.
- 1:08:17Speaker 6: You could drop a fork and be like, oh, someone's
- 1:08:18Speaker 6: coming to our house.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: You guys are all Christian? For real, dude? I swear
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: to God. Is that a thing, though?
- 1:08:24Speaker 6: I swear. If I have dinner with my folks tonight
- 1:08:26Speaker 6: and I drop the fork, they're like, oh, someone coming.
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: I'm doing that next time around my Armenian homies.
- 1:08:31Speaker 6: Two minutes later, ding dong.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: Purposely dropping forks.
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: And you guys are all Christian? Christian, yeah. Are there
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: Muslim Armenians?
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: No. Probably like 1% is other stuff. Maybe 5%.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: But no.
- 1:08:43Speaker 6: We were the first Christian nation, bro.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: Really?
- 1:08:45Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:08:46Speaker 6: As a nation, Armenia accepted Christianity first in 301 A.D.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: Damn.
- 1:08:49Speaker 6: And then second would be Ethiopia. That's why you guys
- 1:08:52Speaker 6: got a lot.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: Of beautiful churches and stuff.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: Ancient, bro.
- 1:08:56Speaker 6: Ancient churches.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: And it's crazy that you're one of the few countries
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: that actually preserves them, bro, because I had a friend
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: that went over there, and I'm like, oh, you seen
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: all the churches? I'm like, they look like, that's how,
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: I imagine going to church there, that feels like.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: Going to a real church, bro.
- 1:09:09Speaker 6: There's a church in Armenia, bro, it's called Gegart. Gegart
- 1:09:12Speaker 6: means spearhead, like the head of a spear, you know
- 1:09:14Speaker 6: what I mean? And I don't even know what the
- 1:09:16Speaker 6: real name, official name of the church is, because everybody
- 1:09:18Speaker 6: calls it Gegart. And the reason they call it Spearhead
- 1:09:21Speaker 6: Gerard is because they say that the spear that they
- 1:09:24Speaker 6: struck Jesus with on the cross was held there for
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: a long time. So everybody nicknamed that place Spearhead Gerard.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: It's a relic. Yeah. It's a relic. People, like, they
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: look for it. People think it's like the other one.
- 1:09:40Speaker 6: The Crown of Thorns, I think, is another one.
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: That's another one. It also is the one where they
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: have the tablets.
- 1:09:45Speaker 6: Who has them? Oh, the.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: The Ark of the Covenant. The Ark of the Covenant.
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: It's one of those things. People claim they have it.
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: No one has. The Nazis were looking for it.
- 1:09:53Speaker 6: It's just a relic. Ethiopia claims they have it.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:09:55Speaker 6: And they guard it like... The Ark of the Covenant?
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:09:58Speaker 6: No, no.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: I was talking about the spirit.
- 1:10:01Speaker 4: I don't know who has it. I don't know where
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: it's at.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: But it's one of those things that people want. It's
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: just like the other thing. The thing that they covered
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: Jesus with. The one that supposedly.
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: Shroud of Turin.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: The Shroud of Turin. That shit's also been researched by
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: so many people.
- 1:10:12Speaker 6: It's the most researched relic.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Ever. Yeah, bro. It's crazy.
- 1:10:17Speaker 6: And there's still really no understanding of how those images
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: came to be.
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: You don't know. Fascinating. You've never heard about it? So
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: when Jesus died, they grabbed this little blanket and they
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: put it over him. And they say that... His body
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: transferred onto the blanket somehow, and you can see his
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: face and all that, bro. You should go deep down
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: that rabbit hole. It's nuts, bro.
- 1:10:37Speaker 6: It's a mean rabbit hole.
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm talking, there's literally a conspiracy theories, which
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: obviously go down that, but it's also been done by
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: the History Channel. Yeah, so you can go down that
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: rabbit hole, and then you can go down a fucking
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: rabbit hole conspiracy.
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: They're calling it the first photograph ever, because there's never
- 1:10:54Speaker 6: been something like that before, and they're studying it. There's no, like,
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: marks or painting or anything on the surface level. It's
- 1:11:01Speaker 6: something they can't explain in the fabric unless a very
- 1:11:04Speaker 6: strong beam of light went through it.
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: True.
- 1:11:06Speaker 6: Like, imagine how strong light would have to be to, like,
- 1:11:08Speaker 6: leave marks on something.
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: So they found it and they have it.
- 1:11:10Speaker 6: They have it.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: They have it. Yeah, but it's been fought over years, bro.
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: Who has it?
- 1:11:13Speaker 6: And it dates back to just about when Jesus was crucified.
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:11:17Speaker 6: It's fascinating.
- 1:11:18Speaker 4: Who has it? Um.
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: I don't know, bro. I don't know. It's in like.
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: It's like in England.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like... It's.
- 1:11:24Speaker 6: In like science museum hands, bro.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: And like the perfect temperature. That way nothing happens to it.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: But it's one of those things that it's been fought
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: around where like the Romans had it. Then so-and-so stole
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: it from the Romans. And then it's just been around.
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: So they originally carbon dated it. And it dated back...
- 1:11:38Speaker 6: I don't know. I might be making this up. Maybe
- 1:11:40Speaker 6: like seven or a hundred, eight years ago or something
- 1:11:42Speaker 6: like that. So it got debunked. There was no way
- 1:11:44Speaker 6: Jesus was covered with this cloth. And then they re-carbon
- 1:11:47Speaker 6: dated it. And apparently, they carbon dated a tip where
- 1:11:50Speaker 6: people touched. They carbon dated more inside the cloth. And
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: it came out about 2,000 years ago, bro.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: That's how it looks.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: I'm just really impressed. He said he has a first
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: Christian nation. And then it's just like, you have a
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: lot of the churches.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: And I'm just like, huh, what do you know?
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: You get to preserve the churches when you keep the
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: other stuff out.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: There's no burning.
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: Churches, dog. So the man in the image has the same... cuts, wounds, scars,
- 1:12:17Speaker 6: where he'd be bleeding. You know what I mean? Everything.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: Yeah. It's fucking crazy. A bunch of DNA, a bunch
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: of like scientists.
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: I went heavy down this rabbit hole.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been heavy. It's a sick ass fucking little
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: rabbit hole.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: You know a rabbit hole I want to go down?
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: I want to see what's under the Vatican, dog.
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: Oh, the Vatican. The Vatican got shot in the head.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: And what's crazy, everything the Vatican has is stolen. Yep.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: Everything is not theirs, bro. They literally went. It's all
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: the secrets of the world. Yeah, it's all the secrets.
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: Yeah, everything, bro.
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: You seen that one thing where they put that skull
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: on that saint's body or some shit like that?
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: They put like the, she was like a skull.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: It's crazy, bro.
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: They have Mary Magdalene's skull.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's the thing.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: It was Mary Magdalene's skull and they like praised.
- 1:13:06Speaker 3: It up and all that stuff.
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, that's kind of crazy.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: I'm like, you're pretty much praising like, it looked like
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: the statue of death.
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty kind of scary.
- 1:13:13Speaker 6: And how do we really know that's her skull, bro?
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: Imagine everybody's been, like, just praising a farmer this whole time.
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: Carbon deity. They thought they had Hitler's skull. The Russians,
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: they thought they had it, and they looked into it,
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: and it's some fucking female skull. It's not even Hitler's.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: They looked into it, so they don't even know where
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: Hitler technically died. He's got to be dead by now, though.
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: That's facts, though.
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: That's facts.
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: Who was Hitler running against when F1?
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Because I saw this one of those little Instagram videos.
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: It was like, oh, and then he came into power
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: and they showed him and all this shit and he
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: was all happy. I was like, who was his opponent, dog?
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Who dropped the fucking ball, dog,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: that just couldn't beat his campaign? This guy was just
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: a better speaker.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: They were killing people, bro. If you didn't vote for him,
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: it was back in the day they were killing people.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: They were smoking fools before the election.
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: I believe it.
- 1:14:07Speaker 3: After, once he's in power, he was.
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: Like, all right, dog, now we can do what we
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: need to do, you know? But, like, fucking, like, come on, dog.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: No, bro, this was after World War I. He had
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: to have gotten elected. It was an election, right? It
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: was after World War I. There was a lot of
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: chaos in the country, and he was telling the country,
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: I'm going to get it back to fucking where it's
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: supposed to be. They were all broke. Yes, they were
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: all broke. And if you hear him and the shit
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: that's going on right now ain't working, and the guy
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: that's running the shit right now, it's like kind of
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: how Trump won. We wanted something different. And obviously we
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: got fucking whatever it is, whatever it is now, But
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: that's what probably happened. And they were like, oh, listen
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: to this guy with the mustache.
- 1:14:43Speaker 6: So the crowd is at its most vulnerable. And then
- 1:14:45Speaker 6: someone's coming up here like.
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: I got this. Yeah, he's starting a pub.
- 1:14:47Speaker 6: It's their fault, their fault, and their fault. I got
- 1:14:49Speaker 6: this shit.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: He's starting a pub.
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: And I mean, for real. Divide and conquer, buddy.
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: It's the Indians. But on the real though, Germany did
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: get really fucked with the first treaty.
- 1:14:59Speaker 9: Yeah, they didn't have... They literally blamed it, all of it.
- 1:15:03Speaker 9: I mean, they are to blame, but they literally were like, here,
- 1:15:04Speaker 9: you guys are the main losers. They owe so much
- 1:15:07Speaker 9: money to the rest of the world where they were like, yo,
- 1:15:09Speaker 9: what the fuck is the point of this? Might as
- 1:15:11Speaker 9: well go back to war and try to take something back.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: It was crazy.
- 1:15:13Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: Wild, bro.
- 1:15:16Speaker 3: The guns were still hot. They were just like, fuck it.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: Load them up.
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: We'll never have to... Until after they nuke everybody, we
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: won't have to fight like that again. Where we all
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: run at each other with guns.
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: Those times were crazy, fool. People that signed up.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: No, no.
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: That's crazy, too. But you know which one's crazier? The
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: one where they were fighting with the trenches. Oh, it
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: was World War II. Yeah, that's what I mean. People
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: were getting... Oh, you're talking about World War II?
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: I thought you.
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: Were like old times. Getting catapulted sounds like it's scary, dog.
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: Running at each other. World War I. Groups of people
- 1:15:51Speaker 4: running at each other.
- 1:15:52Speaker 7: Yeah, like.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: That's war, bro. That's war, bro.
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: That's war.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: Like, yo, we're all meeting up at the line right here.
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: And fools are like, all right, fool. When we shoot
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: the gun... And I'm looking at you and we're like, well,
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: I'm going to get this fool right here.
- 1:16:05Speaker 7: With swords?
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: With swords? Whatever you got, fool.
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: No, no, no.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: Okay. There's different times.
- 1:16:09Speaker 7: No, no, no.
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: But there's different times. There's different times. Remember the movie
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: The Patriot? They literally lined up and they were like,
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: all right, fools, run at that shit. And it wasn't
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: machine guns, but it was like fucking... Oh, so we're
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: talking Civil War era.
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: Yeah, World War I era.
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: I would much rather fight with an armor and sword
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: than to go Civil War era because they're already discovering
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: the damage of tanks and all this shit.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: You're getting blown up. If I'm going savagery, if I'm
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: going some type of war, I'm going back to the Romans.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: I'm talking Knives Gladiator, bro. They got a lion in there, bro.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: Fuck it, bro. If we're talking I'm going to die anyways,
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: I'd rather die fucking with the Gladiator than some guy
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: shooting me in my... leg with the lame-ass musket, and
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: now I gotta die because they can't restore my musket.
- 1:16:48Speaker 6: You may as well die in the Coliseum, bro.
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd rather die like a fucking warrior, dog. Bring
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: this shit. Give me a sword.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: First of all, dog, that musket had hella fucking pellets.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: You ain't surviving just the leg, bro. Like, your face
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: is all blown up. Like, have you seen what comes
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: out of a musket? Like, how many fucking little fucking things.
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: They put in there? I don't want to be shot
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: by a guy doing this right before he kills me, dog.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: He's so gay, dog.
- 1:17:09Speaker 5: Okay, so before that, it was bows and arrows. So
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: you're still getting shot at, but it was literally a
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: An arrow. You're still running 50 guys at a time
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: in two groups.
- 1:17:18Speaker 6: It's different now, huh? You don't have to look into
- 1:17:20Speaker 6: the face of the person you're going to kill, bro.
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: They're just pressing buttons, bro.
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: That did something to those kind of warriors back in
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: the day, bro.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: You could look at another man in the face and
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: fucking be like, hey, bro, I'm dying on this hill
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: and I'm taking you out, dog.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: That shit probably molded you into a whole different person.
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: It made a generation of those guys that are Gran Torino.
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: You remember Clint in that movie? Yeah.
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: Where he's like mean to the Asian kid.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: Like, yeah, bro.
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: Like, like that's, there's probably like, I don't know how
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: many of those guys are out there now, bro. Cause
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: I don't think the veterans that are coming back from war,
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: then I, I don't see them. Like, like I would
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: see those guys. Those guys are out there fucking like
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: D-Day motherfuckers being in the, in the shoreline and motherfuckers
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: are just being ambushed.
- 1:18:01Speaker 6: Bro, how many kids these days would sign up for
- 1:18:04Speaker 6: the military if wars were still like that, bro?
- 1:18:07Speaker 4: It's going to have to be a draft, bro.
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: That's why there had to be a draft, dog. Vietnam
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: was so bad, dog.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: When people saw the truths of war, that's what caused
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: them to cancel it, dog. Because they started showing all
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: that shit on TV. And then people were just like, bro,
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: these are our fucking kids with their legs blown up.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: And they're fucking have these Chinese, I mean, Cambodian people
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: with the fucking acid in their face. And all this
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: fucked up shit. And then the media was like, yo,
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: we can't ever let nothing slip up like that. Because
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: you give the power back to the people. But that's
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: the reason we quote unquote lost it. But it's like, yo, that's,
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: I think we had no. Like many wars, we have
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: no business being there, but we have business being there.
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: Do you remember like, you know, do you guys remember
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: the show, The Deadliest Warrior?
- 1:18:49Speaker 4: No.
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: No? So it was like, it was like this, like,
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: I don't know if it was... What show was it on?
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: Was it on MTV?
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: He's talking about the show and he's like, what show
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: was it on? No, no.
- 1:18:57Speaker 4: I mean, what.
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: It was on like Spike. It was on Spike. So
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: it was a show where they would get like.
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: Even the History Channel now.
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: Yeah. And they would just get these warriors.
- 1:19:04Speaker 4: They would get like a.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: A samurai. Like a ninja versus a samurai and they
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: would literally face them and they would give you their specifics.
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: I was just saying, it reminds me of some shit
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: like that where let's see which one's the deadliest warrior.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: Low key, like if I had like a time machine
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: like on some Rick and Morty shit, I would bring
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: back other shit for like my wagers. I'd be like,
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: all right, fool, let's go get a fucking samurai. And
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: then we fucking made him fight Gladiator. But we can't
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: let anybody get out, dog. You know what I mean?
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: We all just place bets. That would be like... This
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: is so fucked up, though.
- 1:19:34Speaker 6: I'm betting on a samurai all day, bro. Betting on
- 1:19:37Speaker 6: a samurai.
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:19:40Speaker 4: Over what?
- 1:19:41Speaker 6: In any kind of death battle.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: Really? What about a ninja? Yeah. Did you know.
- 1:19:46Speaker 6: Ninjas served the lower... class ninjas were like hires from
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: like from from what i read were like hires from
- 1:19:54Speaker 6: like a middle age person you know middle middle class
- 1:19:56Speaker 6: person or lower upper.
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: Class like a sicario kind of they were.
- 1:19:59Speaker 6: More like the hood uh assassin.
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: Like a hitman like a cheap hitman but.
- 1:20:04Speaker 6: The samurai served emperors they served like the people in charge.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: Bro yeah samurai like samurai fucking had to take care
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: of like a whole dynasty they'd be like hey if
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: we're over here with the fucking xg dynasty and i
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: gotta protect this shit against the rey dynasty And it's, like,
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: that kind of shit. Or, like, the Something Tribe. Like,
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: they had different names for that shit, bro. Like, it's crazy, bro,
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: the fact that those fools were alive for such a
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: fucking long time.
- 1:20:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: Like, you're just like, man. You know who's scary?
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: I'm taking a gun if I ever go back to
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: Time Machine, taking a shirt.
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: As a warrior, the warrior. Any warrior. I don't know.
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: I think it was obviously the Genghis Khan, but I
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: don't know what you call them. But anybody that can
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: be on a horse.
- 1:20:44Speaker 6: The Mongolians.
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: Anybody that can be on a horse and shooting a
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: bow and arrow at the same time, bro, that's a
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: whole different level of badass, bro.
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: You throw a cannon up in that mix.
- 1:20:54Speaker 6: Have you played Ghost of Tsushima?
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: No.
- 1:20:57Speaker 4: I know it's a PS5.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, the game? Fuck, yeah. That game is so badass.
- 1:21:01Speaker 6: That's one of the best games ever made, bro. It's
- 1:21:04Speaker 6: when the Mongolians and Genghis Khan era are.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: They're trying to take over Japan, bro.
- 1:21:10Speaker 6: They're trying to conquer Japan. And that's a true story.
- 1:21:12Speaker 6: The game is a true story. It's historically accurate, visually mind-boggling, bro.
- 1:21:18Speaker 6: So they said that there's these high winds in Japan, right?
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:21:23Speaker 6: They saved themselves from being conquered because of the high winds.
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: Where it fucking directed them.
- 1:21:28Speaker 6: We're guiding them with wind. So in the game, you're
- 1:21:30Speaker 6: following where the wind takes you to save Japan. And
- 1:21:33Speaker 6: it's exactly historically accurate, bro. Highly recommended, bro.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah, it's really probably one of the best games
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: on PS5.
- 1:21:41Speaker 6: It's one of the best games. It might be the
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: best game on.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: PS5, bro.
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: And it's so vivid, dog.
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: Like storyline.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: I want a good storyline game.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: The way it goes down. You see how fucked up
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: the Mongolians are moving and shit. Like when they go
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: in there and they're like, because these fools are all
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: living peacefully. And then these motherfuckers show up and just
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: start fucking shit up.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: They kill homie's dad.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: And then that fool's like, man, I ain't about to
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: stand by this shit. He starts going back to get
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: his people, dog. It's a badass game.
- 1:22:10Speaker 6: And it's about how he has to force himself to
- 1:22:12Speaker 6: break the samurai code to get his country back. You
- 1:22:15Speaker 6: know what I mean? Even in times of death, his uncle,
- 1:22:18Speaker 6: the king or emperor or whatever, he wants to keep
- 1:22:20Speaker 6: it OG. Samurais don't do that. We don't stab someone
- 1:22:22Speaker 6: behind the back. He's like, if we're going to save
- 1:22:24Speaker 6: our country, I'm breaking the code. So you're that character,
- 1:22:27Speaker 6: and it's.
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: Wild, bro.
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: Yeah, because all the older generations, they didn't want to
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: fucking adapt. They'd be like, hey, bro, these people are
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: fighting dirty. Why can't we fight dirty, too? He's like, oh,
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: it's not the samurai way. And it's like, motherfucker, yeah.
- 1:22:38Speaker 6: It's not the samurai way.
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: That's right.
- 1:22:39Speaker 6: That's what it was.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: And that motherfucker's like, well, dog, this is the way
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: that works. So if you guys want to stay alive, well,
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: what the fuck's up?
- 1:22:44Speaker 4: Yeah. At the end of the day, they brought a
- 1:22:45Speaker 4: knife to a gunfight. That's why they're no more.
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
- 1:22:51Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
- 1:22:53Speaker 6: Oh.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: I don't know what killed the samurai.
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: I think it's guns.
- 1:22:58Speaker 4: It was guns.
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: China didn't let anyone come in for a while. They
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: isolated themselves, and they got behind technology. And when people
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: came in with guns to China, they were like, what
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: the fuck? That's a wrap. Yeah, they literally isolated themselves.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: They got that one child policy. It was that crazy shit.
- 1:23:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: And let's get into the super chats. Ray, please, since
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: we're right there at that time. Salute to everybody that's
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: participating in the Super Chats. We're about to get into them.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: If you want to get in the mix and want
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: to get in a good chance to win something, there's
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: three chances today.
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: So make sure you guys just take a chance.
- 1:23:37Speaker 7: Take a chance. Take a chance. Jose Murga, let's go. Fire.
- 1:23:43Speaker 3: Thank you so much for that Super Chat, dawg.
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: Good luck.
- 1:23:45Speaker 7: That motherfucker, yo.
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: Yo, what's up, dawg? What's going on?
- 1:23:51Speaker 7: That motherfucker... W-D-S-T-S. That's right.
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: Same team, baby. That fool sends a lot.
- 1:23:58Speaker 7: That motherfucker sends us two cool guy emojis.
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: He's trying to win, dog. Odds.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely going to win. He's trying to win something, bro.
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: He has his names in there a lot.
- 1:24:08Speaker 7: That motherfucker sends us the hard hands and the Mexican flag.
- 1:24:13Speaker 2: That one's for Xavier, fool. It wasn't an Indian flag. Maybe.
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: He's Mexican, bro.
- 1:24:19Speaker 7: Brody, Brody live. We don't watch from work the same.
- 1:24:23Speaker 7: Screw my coworkers. These fools ain't same team.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: Love you, fool.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: Where do you fools work at, dog? I was like,
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: these fools are watching the show. I was like, if
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: you're watching it for your job, what kind of job
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: do you do? Not where you work at, but what
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: kind of job do you have?
- 1:24:38Speaker 4: High school teacher.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: On Tuesdays and Thursdays, we watch real full day.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: During homeroom?
- 1:24:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: If i was a homeroom teacher though that's what i
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: would do well how often would you just play a
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: fucking movie huh how often would you just play the movie.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: Okay these kids ain't entertained by movies no more dog
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: those are the best days ever yeah like those i
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: don't think that shit i don't think that bill nine
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: bill nine don't do nothing to the kids bill nine
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: these kids don't know shit about you taking a fucking
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: tv with wheels and that tv fucking saved the whole
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: fucking day you could.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: Be having a shitty day you're like yo they.
- 1:25:12Speaker 5: All got ipads and they probably just watch at the
- 1:25:13Speaker 5: same time they're all overstimulated they're like you can literally
- 1:25:17Speaker 5: give everybody every one of them a fucking thousand dollars
- 1:25:19Speaker 5: each and they'll be grateful for three seconds like there's
- 1:25:22Speaker 5: no long high.
- 1:25:22Speaker 7: They'll spend those thousand dollars in the day roblox straight.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: Up hey you know what i never noticed i wonder
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: how how often my teacher was hung over when she
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: did shit like that i never cared but i should
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: have looked at her and be like bitch are you
- 1:25:37Speaker 2: good yeah She was at EDC. For three days, I
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: was like, why watch a movie two days in a row?
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering.
- 1:25:45Speaker 6: Why couldn't we see them as human beings who do
- 1:25:47Speaker 6: human being shit? We saw them as this kind of monster.
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: I think it's because we're innocent, bro.
- 1:25:52Speaker 6: That was some innocence.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: Yeah, some innocent shit. So you think everybody's, when you're
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: a kid, you think everybody's on your same vibe. So
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: somebody who's not, you don't comprehend like.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: Why are you so tired?
- 1:26:01Speaker 6: We took them so seriously, bro. If she's a teacher,
- 1:26:04Speaker 6: Jesus must have chose her. You know what I mean?
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: And then when you get older, you find out all
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: the fucked up shit teachers are doing. You're like, yo,
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: this bitch could.
- 1:26:12Speaker 6: Have raped me. She was sleeping with Tommy, bro.
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: Lucky Tommy.
- 1:26:22Speaker 7: At Tino Santos 420, he sends us the good game.
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: Good game, dog.
- 1:26:28Speaker 7: Albert McFly gives us the thumbs up.
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: Hey, salute to you, dog. Thumbs up, baby.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: That thumbs up be real gave me yesterday when they
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: showed him that picture of Eitan eating that hot dog.
- 1:26:39Speaker 7: That's a big giant hot dog.
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: You went on that card on the $ 1, 000 bet. I
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: didn't know if that Pokemon mean.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: That's the best card in that set, yeah.
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: It's just down right now. Congrats.
- 1:26:47Speaker 7: Luis Dia, salute locals. I got in the Soulfly Mosh Pit.
- 1:26:51Speaker 7: Dope as F. Awesome, dog.
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: Soulfly Mosh Pit?
- 1:26:54Speaker 7: Oh, the Metallica show, right?
- 1:26:55Speaker 4: Soulfly.
- 1:26:56Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a metal show.
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: Dude, did you guys see the prices at the Metallica
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: show at the fucking Sphere? The thousand G's. I mean,
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: a thousand dollars. The cheapest ticket, bro. A thousand G's.
- 1:27:07Speaker 6: I was in line for that shit, bro. Multiple browsers.
- 1:27:10Speaker 6: I couldn't get a ticket when they originally released like
- 1:27:12Speaker 6: the nine shows or whatever it was.
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: They want a thousand dollars for a ticket. They're the
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: worst seats, bro. I've been to the Sphere twice and
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: I looked at those seats and I was like, guys,
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: not where you want to sit.
- 1:27:21Speaker 7: Did you get good seats on those two occasions?
- 1:27:23Speaker 6: Middle section is where you want to be, bro. Yeah.
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: I did the... Where is it? The pit? The pit's cool,
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: but you do kind of have to do this.
- 1:27:32Speaker 7: Oh, that looking up shit.
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: But it's worth it, bro, because you get to see anything.
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: Then the second time was like the top floor all
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: the way in the corner. Is there parking in this pit?
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: And then there's one time I tried to be cheap
- 1:27:45Speaker 2: and I didn't really look at the spot because I
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: was already wasted in Vegas and I got one where
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: there was a floor on top of me. So it
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: looks like a movie theater. Do not get that. Avoid
- 1:27:53Speaker 2: anything on top of you because the point of it
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: is for you to Just get the 3D image.
- 1:27:57Speaker 7: How would you happen to know, though?
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: Huh?
- 1:27:59Speaker 7: How would you happen to know?
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: Did they show you?
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: It would be for two. So, obviously, on Ticketmaster, you
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: can actually see to click your... Oh, your seat view?
- 1:28:06Speaker 4: I was stupid.
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: I was drunk. I was like, it's 200 bucks. It
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: was like 100 bucks. Let's go. And then it just...
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: I wasn't upset, but I should have known better.
- 1:28:14Speaker 6: That's something you're going to find out from, like, Reddit
- 1:28:16Speaker 6: or something. People are going to tell you, do not
- 1:28:17Speaker 6: get row this and back because the balcony is right
- 1:28:19Speaker 6: above you. I'm willing to bet. Ticketmaster wouldn't even show
- 1:28:23Speaker 6: you the ceiling above your seat.
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: Probably not, yeah.
- 1:28:25Speaker 6: I'm willing to bet.
- 1:28:26Speaker 4: I was giving them the.
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: Benefit of the doubt because I was wasted.
- 1:28:29Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: But, yeah. Next one.
- 1:28:32Speaker 7: Next one. Chris, same team.
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: Same team.
- 1:28:36Speaker 7: Luis Diaz, salute to the DJ community. Same team. from
- 1:28:40Speaker 7: Elite Rhythm Entertainment. I'm six gigs in it. It's been
- 1:28:45Speaker 7: a dream slash blessing. It gets wild when paisas are
- 1:28:49Speaker 7: on the sick one.
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: Yup.
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: Paisas getting on the sick one, it will give you
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: something to think about.
- 1:28:55Speaker 7: Congrats, guy.
- 1:28:56Speaker 3: And congrats to you, dog.
- 1:28:58Speaker 7: Keep going. Keep having fun. Alex Castro, if you say
- 1:29:01Speaker 7: Vergas in the mirror three times, Nitty will show up
- 1:29:04Speaker 7: with a full patilia suit and a big smile ready
- 1:29:08Speaker 7: to scan.
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: Damn. Damn, they got.
- 1:29:13Speaker 3: That's how they get them in the comedy clubs? That's
- 1:29:15Speaker 3: pretty weird.
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: It's kind of gay to do that if you do it.
- 1:29:19Speaker 7: I mean, you're hoping that a chick says it, right?
- 1:29:26Speaker 3: Like the Beetlejuice of Vergas?
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: Who was it? The Beetlejuice. You should say Bloody Mary,
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: Bloody Mary. Yeah, and then that bitch showed up. That
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: shit bitch never showed up. I was lonely sometimes. I
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: was like, I could use some help, bitch. Where you at?
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: If it was in the bathroom, he's like, maybe you
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: should do a.
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: Line with me. You know she would if she showed up, bro.
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: She's like, I need some kind of bitches. She's probably drunk.
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: You know she drinks Bloody Mary. She needs to sober up.
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: Low line. Next one.
- 1:30:01Speaker 7: W220 Mafia, I win.
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: Okay. Good luck.
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: That sounds very confident.
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: He's manifesting himself. Exactly. Exactly.
- 1:30:12Speaker 7: Alex Castro, y'all heard about that new superhero movie coming out?
- 1:30:17Speaker 7: Verga Man, 2020 starring Nitty Sack. I didn't have to
- 1:30:25Speaker 7: put the sauce there, but I'm sorry, Nitty. It just
- 1:30:27Speaker 7: made sense.
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: I hope this guy wins.
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: Yeah, he deserves it.
- 1:30:30Speaker 6: I was about to say, another stupid superhero movie?
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: I really thought he was going to mention another movie,
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, like.
- 1:30:36Speaker 7: There's got to be a porno somewhere, dog. Verga Man.
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: You have to summon me through a mirror in the bathroom.
- 1:30:42Speaker 4: Verga Man shows up. Turn the lights off. Say Verga
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: three times.
- 1:30:45Speaker 7: Played by J-Mac.
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: Next one. All right. Alex Castro. Hey, Nitty. There's a
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: sale at Costco.
- 1:30:50Speaker 7: 60% off.
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: 45 pounds of pura pura Verga. Bro, you're getting it today.
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: This guy pays every time to read these comments.
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: Alex, why are you roasting on Nitty, dog? He thinks
- 1:31:12Speaker 2: Nitty's gay, so he just throws gay comments at him.
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: He's doing it, as long as you're paying for it.
- 1:31:16Speaker 7: All right, next one. Alex Costner, here we go. Nitty,
- 1:31:19Speaker 7: chill on that vergas diet. Te vas a lastimar.
- 1:31:22Speaker 6: That was all right.
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: That was all right.
- 1:31:25Speaker 4: That was like 30 bucks for that. Thank you, bro.
- 1:31:27Speaker 7: Albert McFly, same team in Texas.
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: Same team, baby. Same team, dog. Be safe out there.
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: Don't get arrested.
- 1:31:34Speaker 7: Stay cool.
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: Man, this is the.
- 1:31:37Speaker 7: Why would you say that?
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: Oh, because of the weed thing.
- 1:31:39Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: He probably blazes it. Yeah.
- 1:31:41Speaker 6: Damn.
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: Yeah, he said same thing. Either nauseating it or he's
- 1:31:44Speaker 2: blazing it. Don't leave the way. Be careful.
- 1:31:47Speaker 7: Menace the Painter. Will three plates be back on the pod?
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: Dude, we haven't even booked him.
- 1:31:51Speaker 3: Honestly, you guys got to leave. He says there's not
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: enough soda comments on his.
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: He said he can only do night episodes. And his
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: favorite thing are soda comments on his Instagram posts. Anywhere
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: you see Tommy, just write sodies.
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: No, just leave the gifts, like all the sodas being
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: poured and everything. If you go to all his comments,
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: there's just nonstop two liters fucking.
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: It's crazy. By the way, I got to shout out
- 1:32:15Speaker 2: that we don't smoke the same crew because I went
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: on Tommy's latest episode. Not the latest, latest one, but
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: the one right before. And I went to go read
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: all the comments. And there was a bunch of you
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: fools talking shit. And then someone wrote. What does we
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: don't smoke the same have to do with Tommy? That's
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: how much we were in his fucking comment section. Someone
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: was like, who the fuck are these fools? So shout
- 1:32:37Speaker 2: out to you guys for going to go comment on that.
- 1:32:39Speaker 3: Somebody says, Sodi boy versus Chamoy boy.
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: Do you like Chamoy, dog?
- 1:32:44Speaker 6: Chamoy, bro.
- 1:32:45Speaker 7: Damn.
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: Living in LA, you don't know what Chamoy is, too.
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: That's spicy red stuff they put on fruits. Oh, of course.
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: Of course. Like, No, no, no.
- 1:32:53Speaker 3: That's tahini. The syrup looking one.
- 1:32:56Speaker 2: The red one.
- 1:32:57Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. I just didn't know the name.
- 1:32:58Speaker 6: Of course I didn't, bro.
- 1:33:00Speaker 7: You had micheladas, right?
- 1:33:01Speaker 2: Of course.
- 1:33:01Speaker 7: Oh, the rim.
- 1:33:02Speaker 6: The rim, yeah.
- 1:33:02Speaker 7: I love that shit, bro.
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: I love that shit. He just came from Canada and
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: he just kind of tried it and he's in love
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: with it.
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: You didn't try that?
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: They don't have it in Canada?
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: I never really had it.
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: Damn.
- 1:33:16Speaker 2: Damn, there's no micheladas out there? Yeah, no. He's a
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: chum boy. I guess there are.
- 1:33:19Speaker 4: I just never, I was never looking for it.
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: He's a chum boy. I don't want a michelada for
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: a while. Thanks, man.
- 1:33:24Speaker 7: Sailor Noak sends us the thumbs up.
- 1:33:28Speaker 2: Terminator thumbs up. I got an idea. Why don't you
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: fucking make your own chamoy and call it chamoy boy?
- 1:33:35Speaker 4: Chamoy boy chamoy?
- 1:33:36Speaker 2: Yeah. It's all that shit, dog. Indian.
- 1:33:40Speaker 7: It's all, yeah.
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: And then you can mix it with your feet, you know?
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: Make your own chamoy with your feet, you know? Yikes.
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: A little footprint. We'll make a video. It'll go viral.
- 1:33:47Speaker 4: I'll make a Virgo one for Alex Castro.
- 1:33:51Speaker 7: Sailor Noak. Sends us the dabs, man. He dabs us up, dude.
- 1:33:56Speaker 2: Dab. Salute.
- 1:33:59Speaker 7: 420 AGA. Doyers need a W tonight. Hashtag go Dodgers.
- 1:34:04Speaker 7: Hashtag same team.
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: Honestly, I think it's Mr. 3000's here, dog.
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: I think Bernie.
- 1:34:08Speaker 6: Mac's team is going to win. I think we win tonight.
- 1:34:10Speaker 2: I think we get one, bro. You think so?
- 1:34:11Speaker 3: We're not going to go down like that? You think
- 1:34:13Speaker 3: Otani's going to wake up?
- 1:34:14Speaker 7: It would suck to lose here.
- 1:34:16Speaker 6: I think he gets it in tonight, bro.
- 1:34:17Speaker 3: That fool has been asleep.
- 1:34:19Speaker 2: He's been asleep.
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: It's kind of sad.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: I'm just like, damn, that's a $ 700 million man right there.
- 1:34:23Speaker 6: I was pretty sure they'd sit him yesterday, bro.
- 1:34:25Speaker 4: Big dishonor, this guy.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: He sticks a bat in his stomach. There's like a conspiracy, right,
- 1:34:33Speaker 2: that they want them to lose for the salary.
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: So they can have the best team so they can
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: dominate for 10 years.
- 1:34:39Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
- 1:34:40Speaker 6: I don't know about all that, bro. Who doesn't want
- 1:34:43Speaker 6: a three-peat, man? It's good for business, bro.
- 1:34:49Speaker 7: Menace the Painter, salute to all the truckers. Hashtag Teamsters.
- 1:34:53Speaker 7: Hashtag Solidarity.
- 1:34:56Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
- 1:34:57Speaker 3: Salute to all the truckers, dog. I mean, motherfuckers, we
- 1:34:59Speaker 3: don't have shit if it was not for you.
- 1:35:01Speaker 7: Honk, honk, brother.
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: But at 1.3 is a lot. I don't like starting leagues.
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: I don't like watching leagues where it's just some team
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: won three times already. It's kind of like, all right.
- 1:35:11Speaker 7: They earned it.
- 1:35:13Speaker 2: It is, but you also know it's LA, bro. They
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: got a lot of money behind them. When it was
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: Real Madrid-Barcelona, I was just like, come on. Is there
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: another team on this fucking league?
- 1:35:24Speaker 7: They all suck.
- 1:35:26Speaker 6: Bro, when it's your team, it's all good, bro. You
- 1:35:28Speaker 6: know what I mean? Imagine three Pete Lakers. Imagine a four-peat, bro.
- 1:35:31Speaker 6: That would have been wild.
- 1:35:32Speaker 2: Damn, man.
- 1:35:32Speaker 7: That would have been wild.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: Any team doing that.
- 1:35:36Speaker 7: Right off the bat.
- 1:35:37Speaker 2: Never.
- 1:35:38Speaker 7: All right, next one.
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: Come here and say that. Fuck you, Nitty.
- 1:35:43Speaker 7: Next one, Speed Minion. Gray hair on the chest, beard. Dude,
- 1:35:47Speaker 7: inside ear hair is white.
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- 1:35:49Speaker 7: We'll catch replay later. Save two.
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: I don't have a white ear hair.
- 1:35:54Speaker 7: Not yet. Nah.
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: I've seen fools that have, like, fucking a whole beard
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: coming out of their ear, though.
- 1:36:00Speaker 7: Shout out to Mouse.
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: Where I'm just like, you got, like, dude.
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: Old fools.
- 1:36:04Speaker 4: Usually old fools.
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: You know who has some long ass ones? Like, fools that, like, bro, like,
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: in your 30s?
- 1:36:10Speaker 2: Whoa. Dog, you know who has some long ear hairs? Oh.
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: If I can shave them now that I'm talking about it.
- 1:36:16Speaker 2: Three plates. I don't know if you've ever seen, bro.
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: He's got those dad ones where they're, like, sticking out
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: like that, bro. And I'm like, how did your barber
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: not just hook you up? Like, your barber's an asshole, bro.
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: That shit's longer than the fucking hair.
- 1:36:27Speaker 6: Someone's got to tell you, bro. Someone's got to tell you, bro. Yeah.
- 1:36:30Speaker 6: You got to be that guy sometimes, bro.
- 1:36:32Speaker 2: Like, your ears.
- 1:36:33Speaker 4: Barbara probably saw it in his ear and was like,
- 1:36:34Speaker 4: I'm not putting my tools in there.
- 1:36:35Speaker 2: And you know how I know? Because I've told Tommy,
- 1:36:38Speaker 2: and they're long enough where Tommy just goes like this.
- 1:36:42Speaker 3: Whenever I feel one out, I will do that. I'm
- 1:36:44Speaker 3: over here like, man, fuck this.
- 1:36:46Speaker 6: I can fix this right now.
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: Yeah, but to let a whole fucking broom shit grow?
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: Nah, dog. I ain't doing that. Yeah, like three and
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: one little spike just went like.
- 1:36:56Speaker 3: If I have one, that's cool.
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: You can take it out.
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: But if you feel like a whole little fur going
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: on there, nah, it looks like your asshole.
- 1:37:06Speaker 6: Three and more is painful, bro. It's not for everyone.
- 1:37:12Speaker 7: Next one's from Brody Live. Greatest musician of all time.
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: So do you, Life. What do you say?
- 1:37:19Speaker 4: He's asking, what do you think?
- 1:37:21Speaker 7: Greatest musician of all time.
- 1:37:23Speaker 2: I heard Sody Life.
- 1:37:24Speaker 6: I was like, damn.
- 1:37:24Speaker 7: I did not say anything near that. Brody Life. That's
- 1:37:28Speaker 7: what I said.
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: Brody Life. Greatest musician of all time?
- 1:37:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: That's kind of subjective, bro.
- 1:37:32Speaker 6: That's tough, bro.
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough. I'll tell you what, though.
- 1:37:35Speaker 4: Kanye's up there.
- 1:37:39Speaker 7: Next one.
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I don't know, man. I can't
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: put it. I can't put it on mine.
- 1:37:44Speaker 6: But no musician. Do you go Kanye over Michael Jackson
- 1:37:47Speaker 6: type of thing? You know what I mean?
- 1:37:48Speaker 2: I'll go Michael Jackson.
- 1:37:49Speaker 4: That's two different kinds of music, but I would have
- 1:37:50Speaker 4: them both.
- 1:37:50Speaker 6: That's why it's impossible to answer. But it's still pop music, though.
- 1:37:53Speaker 4: I'd have them both in there.
- 1:37:55Speaker 7: Next one.
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: Tall boy.
- 1:37:57Speaker 7: Haven't been able to catch a live lately. Work schedule sucks.
- 1:38:01Speaker 7: Hashtag same team.
- 1:38:03Speaker 6: Keep hustling, bro.
- 1:38:05Speaker 3: Yeah, keep hustling, dog. Christmas is coming up.
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: It's coming. You got kids? It's fucking here. What are
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: you talking about?
- 1:38:10Speaker 7: Gilbert Partee.
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: Today I saw this fucking bitch ass weatherman. 11 more
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: weeks till fucking Christmas. And I was like, shut the
- 1:38:16Speaker 2: fuck up, dog. Who said that? Weatherman. Oh, I thought
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: you said the mailman. I was like, those fools hate
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: that shit. As soon as Halloween's done, they're going to
- 1:38:25Speaker 2: start Christmas shit. It's already Christmas shit.
- 1:38:27Speaker 6: It's already Christmas stuff, bro. Crazy.
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: I went into the fucking CBS to get something, and
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: then I saw these snowman chocolates, and I cracked.
- 1:38:34Speaker 4: All my heads.
- 1:38:35Speaker 6: Nice. You piece of shit.
- 1:38:37Speaker 3: You're such an asshole, bro.
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: That's going to go to some kid that can't afford
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: fucking toys.
- 1:38:42Speaker 6: Now he's got to deal.
- 1:38:42Speaker 2: With broken chocolate? Now he's going to get chocolate because
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: of me. Broken chocolate.
- 1:38:46Speaker 6: You're such an asshole.
- 1:38:47Speaker 2: Maybe he's helping out poor families. I was like, let
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: Halloween breathe. Yeah. I was like, this is for Halloween,
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: you bitch. Damn!
- 1:38:58Speaker 4: I wouldn't even say that.
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: You know what a snowman I'm talking about. They're like
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: wrapped in foil. They're hollow, but they're fat. Yeah, I
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: just cracked.
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: All four of them.
- 1:39:06Speaker 7: Bro. Damn.
- 1:39:08Speaker 6: Savage, bro.
- 1:39:09Speaker 2: I'm going to record it next time.
- 1:39:10Speaker 6: Watch.
- 1:39:12Speaker 2: I hope you go to jail for that.
- 1:39:13Speaker 7: You should punch boxes.
- 1:39:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go to jail for this.
- 1:39:15Speaker 6: Like, this is for Halloween, homie.
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: Yeah. That's why people keep taking their hubcaps. Yeah, exactly.
- 1:39:20Speaker 6: See, that's what I mean.
- 1:39:20Speaker 2: You wonder why shit happens to them because you fucking
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: touch shit like that.
- 1:39:23Speaker 6: This for pumpkins, that's it.
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: Yeah. It's not your time yet, fool.
- 1:39:30Speaker 7: Gilbert Partida, good luck. Brody Live, Nitty and Diddy Rhyme. Coincidence?
- 1:39:36Speaker 7: I think not. Oily Vergas.
- 1:39:39Speaker 6: Wow.
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: I don't know how we didn't catch that earlier.
- 1:39:45Speaker 7: OG Killa. Yo E, I hit you up. The secret
- 1:39:49Speaker 7: morning this morning.
- 1:39:51Speaker 2: What?
- 1:39:52Speaker 7: That's what he said.
- 1:39:53Speaker 3: I have the show to do.
- 1:39:55Speaker 7: I hit you up.
- 1:39:57Speaker 3: I'll get to the DMs after.
- 1:40:00Speaker 7: Hollywood Terp Hogan. Same team.
- 1:40:03Speaker 6: Vivid.
- 1:40:04Speaker 2: Same team.
- 1:40:04Speaker 7: Same team. I'll DJ XG's wedding. Mr. and Mrs. Guerrero.
- 1:40:11Speaker 7: Dollar dance to YMCA. It's raining men. Main dance.
- 1:40:15Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:40:15Speaker 7: Nitty's wed. Chanklas and no deodorant. And one pound fish.
- 1:40:21Speaker 7: DJ Punjabi.
- 1:40:23Speaker 4: How many words can I just put together?
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: The more words you put, the more it charges you.
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: So thank you, homie. Very appreciated. Yeah, it is. The
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: more words you put in there, the more it charges you, though.
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: You think it's going to let you say a lot
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: of shit? Like you want to really express your mind? Yeah.
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: It's going to cost you $ 20. It's going to cost
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: you some money. Appreciate you. Thank you, homie. You can
- 1:40:46Speaker 2: DJ at my wedding if you want.
- 1:40:49Speaker 7: A1 Bird, Chamoy Boy, Rainbow Emoji.
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: Say it, gay.
- 1:40:54Speaker 7: Indian flag. Chamoy Boy. Tino Santos. You play the freeway game.
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: I'm a real boy.
- 1:41:02Speaker 7: He is a real boy. Dino Santos, you played the
- 1:41:05Speaker 7: freeway game. Is a nitty driving the semi?
- 1:41:09Speaker 4: Killed everybody.
- 1:41:12Speaker 7: The business. C10J, same team homies. WDSTS, salute. Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: Thank you so much, dog.
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: Good luck.
- 1:41:21Speaker 7: MkushG, Gabriel, the little homie will do show if you
- 1:41:26Speaker 7: don't smoke.
- 1:41:28Speaker 3: I'm down, bro, if you asked him.
- 1:41:30Speaker 2: Did you?
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: But he's not just like that fool's like he's a
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: little guy he's a midget of midgets.
- 1:41:36Speaker 2: What does that mean bro they're all midgets once you're
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: a midget you're a midget once you're a little person
- 1:41:40Speaker 2: you can claim.
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: Midget bro he's the mother of all midgets he's like
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: half of a regular sized midget.
- 1:41:44Speaker 6: Bro so midgets call him midget.
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: He's like Vern Troy yeah like mini me we don't
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: gotta smoke can we hit the puff call.
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, bro.
- 1:41:52Speaker 7: It's clearly in the super chat.
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: He'll show up with some gangster friends that'll be like, fool,
- 1:41:55Speaker 1: my homie said don't smoke.
- 1:41:57Speaker 3: I'm just wondering.
- 1:41:59Speaker 1: It's crazy, bro, because you can literally pick that fool
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: up on a table.
- 1:42:02Speaker 6: He can walk.
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: I don't know if that's humiliating to him. I don't
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: know him like that.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: I'll be careful until we say the word midget.
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: We got to ask him. Next one.
- 1:42:15Speaker 7: Shout out to your midget sister. Next one, Browzy. Thank
- 1:42:18Speaker 7: you for the super chat.
- 1:42:20Speaker 2: Thank you, Browzy. Mama.
- 1:42:25Speaker 7: Texas Chainsaw Marla, same team.
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: Same team, homie.
- 1:42:30Speaker 7: Iguana, same motherfucking team.
- 1:42:34Speaker 6: Same motherfucking team, homie.
- 1:42:36Speaker 7: Psych, sí, sí, sí. Have a great weekend, y'all.
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: Portese bien. Hell yeah.
- 1:42:42Speaker 7: Iguana sends us the vibes.
- 1:42:45Speaker 2: Vibes, homie.
- 1:42:46Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:42:48Speaker 7: He did send the vibes. Look what happened after that.
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: Fuck, fool.
- 1:42:51Speaker 7: Speed Minion.
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: You guys really want to win today. That's what's up.
- 1:42:54Speaker 7: Speed Minion. Watch the movie Casualties of War. Sean Penn
- 1:42:58Speaker 7: and Michael J.
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: Fox.
- 1:43:00Speaker 7: It will change your world.
- 1:43:01Speaker 6: I'm on it.
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: You've seen that, right? Is that the one with Robert
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: Downey Jr.
- 1:43:05Speaker 7: I don't know. I've not heard of it, actually. Got
- 1:43:08Speaker 7: to check it out.
- 1:43:09Speaker 2: I've seen one with Robert Downey Jr.
- 1:43:10Speaker 7: Armand, you say you're in it?
- 1:43:12Speaker 6: What's that? I'm on it. I'm going to watch it.
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 1:43:14Speaker 7: I thought you said like on the movie. I'm like,
- 1:43:16Speaker 7: oh shit, what'd you do?
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: You watch Hustle and Flow yet? Bro, it should be
- 1:43:20Speaker 2: your homework this weekend, dog. Come on, bro. Put it
- 1:43:24Speaker 2: on and then thank us later. Next one.
- 1:43:28Speaker 7: So we can all review it. Next one. C10J, another
- 1:43:31Speaker 7: good show, homie. Shout out to the guest, Arman.
- 1:43:34Speaker 6: Much love, man. Much love.
- 1:43:36Speaker 7: Iguana sends us the cool Pete. I mean, cool pear.
- 1:43:42Speaker 7: OG Killa. Same team working. Aerospace. G Aerospace.
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: That's a crazy job. Shout out to you.
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: That fool's a smart ass fool.
- 1:43:53Speaker 7: I bet Steph's like, hee hee. The Homie Hooker. Blessings
- 1:43:56Speaker 7: to the table. Shout out Steph Tone. And the Chad.
- 1:43:58Speaker 7: Same team.
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: Same team, dog. Steph Tone.
- 1:44:03Speaker 7: Freestyle Nitty from Juan Ortega. XG mispronouncing his words.
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: XG mispronounces his words. Whenever he talks, it sounds like turds. Damn.
- 1:44:17Speaker 5: XG actually loves Vegas. He's a gay nerd. We're done
- 1:44:27Speaker 5: with the raps, bro.
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, every time you want to pay for me
- 1:44:29Speaker 2: to freestyle, I got you, dog.
- 1:44:31Speaker 7: You pay five bucks.
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: That's pretty good. All day. All day. Iguanas.
- 1:44:38Speaker 7: Good luck, dog. Browsey420 sends us the fist bump. Brody4life,
- 1:44:43Speaker 7: good luck. Browsey's back twice with the black cat and
- 1:44:47Speaker 7: the money on the eyes.
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: Good luck, homegirl.
- 1:44:50Speaker 7: Damn, and she's back again with the fist bump and
- 1:44:52Speaker 7: the fucking dancing fox.
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Keep donating, mama.
- 1:45:02Speaker 7: You sound like a fucking chief, dude.
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: Super chat.
- 1:45:09Speaker 7: Emmanuel Ortiz, aircraft mechanic here, holding it down.
- 1:45:15Speaker 2: WDSTX. That's right, dog.
- 1:45:18Speaker 3: Hey, fool, which one of you fucking flight fools have
- 1:45:19Speaker 3: discount on flights, dog?
- 1:45:20Speaker 4: Yeah, for real.
- 1:45:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: Is it fucked up?
- 1:45:26Speaker 2: Aircraft fools.
- 1:45:28Speaker 7: Gilbert Partida. I've seen Metallica back when they were $ 35
- 1:45:31Speaker 7: a ticket.
- 1:45:32Speaker 2: Damn.
- 1:45:32Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm old ass, fool.
- 1:45:36Speaker 2: Damn, that was like $ 100.
- 1:45:38Speaker 7: Browsy420 sends us the Fox going number one, number one,
- 1:45:43Speaker 7: number one, Fox.
- 1:45:45Speaker 2: Number one. We number one. Tall boy.
- 1:45:50Speaker 7: Halloween is tops.
- 1:45:52Speaker 2: Halloween is tops? Yeah, straight up, bro. Fuck them snowmen.
- 1:45:56Speaker 2: You know what? Today I'm going to slide on them
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: snowmen again.
- 1:46:00Speaker 6: Nice.
- 1:46:01Speaker 7: F-V-E La Familia Official.
- 1:46:07Speaker 2: H.
- 1:46:07Speaker 7: Thank you for the fucking super chat and good luck, man.
- 1:46:11Speaker 7: Jose Murga. This my lunch money, so I hope I win.
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: Damn.
- 1:46:15Speaker 7: Two dollars.
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: Damn, Rousey just keeps like.
- 1:46:18Speaker 7: She keeps fucking flooding.
- 1:46:19Speaker 2: Mama, don't let that lunch money pour in.
- 1:46:20Speaker 7: Set a cap. He's on OG killer. Secret menu, my bad.
- 1:46:23Speaker 7: High AF.
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: Brody Life.
- 1:46:27Speaker 7: Damn. Accidentally got too high at work. Hashtag same team.
- 1:46:32Speaker 7: And then Browsy's back twice with the two pairs. One saying,
- 1:46:35Speaker 7: hey you. And the other one giving us a big
- 1:46:37Speaker 7: ass fucking thumbs up. And then boom. All saw 420's
- 1:46:41Speaker 7: back with the foam finger.
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: Fuck. All right. Win, homie. Good luck. You guys coming
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: hot today.
- 1:46:48Speaker 7: All right.
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: That's the last one, right?
- 1:46:49Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 1:46:50Speaker 2: Yeah. I think so. So far. All right.
- 1:46:52Speaker 4: All right. All right.
- 1:46:52Speaker 2: I'm going to fucking.
- 1:46:53Speaker 1: I just added also 420 in the mix.
- 1:46:55Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:46:56Speaker 3: That's a lot, dog.
- 1:46:57Speaker 1: So here you go, dog. Good luck to everybody before
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: we close it out and do the shout out.
- 1:47:03Speaker 2: So let's pick third place. All right.
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: This is for the Polak Care Package. The Polak Disposable
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: Care Package.
- 1:47:12Speaker 2: Good luck. This one's going to be going to.
- 1:47:15Speaker 4: Winner, winner.
- 1:47:18Speaker 3: Sykes 562.
- 1:47:19Speaker 6: Let's go.
- 1:47:19Speaker 2: That's right.
- 1:47:20Speaker 4: That's right, player.
- 1:47:22Speaker 2: Mama, that wasn't us. Next one goes to... Winner, winner. Damn,
- 1:47:32Speaker 2: that one just skipped Browzy. Damn. Yeah.
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: Texas Chainsaw Marla.
- 1:47:38Speaker 6: Let's go, Marla.
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: Mama.
- 1:47:40Speaker 2: Fuck that guy, mama. It's a girl.
- 1:47:43Speaker 6: Marla.
- 1:47:44Speaker 7: Yo.
- 1:47:45Speaker 1: All right, this one right here is for the half zip, dog.
- 1:47:49Speaker 2: This is it. Mama. Good luck. Mama.
- 1:47:52Speaker 6: Mama.
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: Mama. All right, all right. Let's see who's Mama. Mama.
- 1:47:57Speaker 4: Mama.
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: Mama.
- 1:48:00Speaker 4: Who is it on?
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
- 1:48:04Speaker 1: Jose Murga 103.
- 1:48:08Speaker 2: Yo. Let's go. Sorry, Mama. You know what? I do...
- 1:48:14Speaker 2: Should I do one more? Yeah, I think you should
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: do one more. There's one more person in there, though. Yeah, actually.
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: Crypto Chronic 070072 dollars. W stream. Same team, baby. Thank you, homie. Gracias.
- 1:48:27Speaker 3: For the other half, we're going to do it, dog.
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: This is for the other half because I haven't fucking.
- 1:48:32Speaker 2: Hit the like button, guys. Come on. It should help
- 1:48:34Speaker 2: the algorithm.
- 1:48:34Speaker 1: Yeah, and once you're done watching the stream and you're
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: watching it on mobile, fucking hit that hype button, dog.
- 1:48:39Speaker 2: Straight up.
- 1:48:40Speaker 3: Empty all the hypes on our channel, dog.
- 1:48:41Speaker 2: Leave a comment, too. We've been literally commenting back. All right.
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: We're doing the other half right now. Let's fucking give
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: it up.
- 1:48:53Speaker 2: Ma, ma. Dog, you guys fucking prayed it up. Look, look.
- 1:48:56Speaker 7: Ma, ma.
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: You fucking got it, dawg. That's fucking wild, dawg.
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: Congratulations, fucking Brownsy, dawg.
- 1:49:07Speaker 2: Well deserved. Worth it, mama. The kids are all like, oh,
- 1:49:13Speaker 2: thank God. That was our diaper money, mama. All right,
- 1:49:21Speaker 2: you guys, let's fucking go ahead and give it up
- 1:49:25Speaker 2: for the guest, bro. We need a camera for the
- 1:49:26Speaker 2: fucking raffle. These people always think it's rigged. You see it, though.
- 1:49:30Speaker 2: I know, but. Well, I mean, Ray would have to
- 1:49:34Speaker 2: do it, but that's one thing. I know, I know.
- 1:49:36Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, it's legit. I mean. Yeah, you
- 1:49:39Speaker 2: see the thing spinning?
- 1:49:40Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was legit, bro.
- 1:49:42Speaker 2: It was legit, bro. It's legit. Come on, guys. She
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: donated a lot.
- 1:49:46Speaker 6: My Armenian ass had to know, bro.
- 1:49:47Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, should I donate next time I'm
- 1:49:50Speaker 2: not here?
- 1:49:51Speaker 3: Is this fraud?
- 1:49:54Speaker 6: How do we make this fraud?
- 1:49:57Speaker 1: We don't send them shit. All right, well, where can
- 1:50:02Speaker 1: they check you out? You got any shows coming up?
- 1:50:04Speaker 6: I got a big show in Pasadena coming up November 6th.
- 1:50:06Speaker 6: It's called The Diary of an Armenian Comedian at the
- 1:50:08Speaker 6: AGBU Performing Arts Center. And the link is on my
- 1:50:11Speaker 6: Instagram at itsantic, it's underscore antic. Much love, guys, man.
- 1:50:15Speaker 6: Thanks for having me, bro.
- 1:50:17Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Congrats on being on a billboard. I don't
- 1:50:19Speaker 2: know where I saw you, but I know I saw
- 1:50:21Speaker 2: you on a billboard. I was like, that's the fucking homie.
- 1:50:23Speaker 2: So congrats on that shit. I think, what was it?
- 1:50:26Speaker 6: Across from Americana, bro.
- 1:50:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was, I literally was going
- 1:50:29Speaker 2: to the gym and I was like, is that him?
- 1:50:30Speaker 2: I was like, fuck yeah, congrats.
- 1:50:32Speaker 4: I literally, I just forgot.
- 1:50:33Speaker 2: You don't think the folks that look at him is like, Armand,
- 1:50:35Speaker 2: this guy is good?
- 1:50:36Speaker 6: He must be good.
- 1:50:37Speaker 2: Billboard.
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: For sure, dawg. All them older guys with the tight
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: shirts hanging out at the Americana, bro.
- 1:50:44Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 1:50:44Speaker 1: They for sure look at him with the tight shirts.
- 1:50:47Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, bro.
- 1:50:49Speaker 3: They got the stuff like, yo, come on, bro.
- 1:50:51Speaker 2: You're not an XL, dawg. Armani doesn't make four eggs. Nitty?
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: Shout out to you guys.
- 1:50:59Speaker 4: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Thank you guys
- 1:51:00Speaker 4: for listening.
- 1:51:02Speaker 5: I know I said I was going to be at
- 1:51:03Speaker 5: that Papusas and Punchline show on Saturday, but I'm going
- 1:51:05Speaker 5: to be in.
- 1:51:06Speaker 2: Are they hurt about you talking shit about Papusas?
- 1:51:08Speaker 4: No, I'm going to be gone now. They kicked him out.
- 1:51:09Speaker 5: I'm going to be in San Diego on Friday and Saturday.
- 1:51:13Speaker 5: There's this Don't Tell Comedy all-star show. They're going to
- 1:51:15Speaker 5: be really dope if you want to come. There's a
- 1:51:17Speaker 5: few tickets left.
- 1:51:18Speaker 2: No crickets.
- 1:51:19Speaker 5: And if you're in San Diego, I'm there for two days.
- 1:51:21Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm doing there, so if you
- 1:51:24Speaker 5: want to smoke, fucking team it up.
- 1:51:26Speaker 2: You want to kidnap him. Ray?
- 1:51:31Speaker 7: Armand, thank you for coming through. Shout out to God
- 1:51:34Speaker 7: and YFEX.
- 1:51:35Speaker 2: I think we're coming, my boy. Thanks for having me, man.
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- 1:51:51Speaker 2: That's about it. Go check out my podcast.
- 1:51:53Speaker 6: What?
- 1:51:53Speaker 2: Don't forget.
- 1:51:54Speaker 3: Oh, are you going to tell them about that one show?
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- 1:52:01Speaker 2: something in the works. Just be ready. Yeah.
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- 1:52:05Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I'm going to get in on it. It's
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