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Armie Hammer and Swingers with Sarah Colonna · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Hannah McDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: I have a great show.
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  Speaker 2: Our girl Sarah Colonna will be here in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to cover a couple things. First of all,
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk about Armie Hammer. He did a
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  Speaker 2: very long interview for Air Mail, which is part of
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  Speaker 2: Vanity Fair. I read the whole article. I also listened
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  Speaker 2: to an interview with the writer who interviewed him. So
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  Speaker 2: let me just tell you what the scoop is. You
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  Speaker 2: remember Armie Hammer? You remember when all that stuff came out?
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  Speaker 2: We were in the height of the pandemic and it
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  Speaker 2: was pretty freaking juicy. I was obsessed with it. Is
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  Speaker 2: he a cannibal or not? Because it was revealed by
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  Speaker 2: this woman, House of Effie, and two other girls that
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  Speaker 2: he dated, some of whom he dated, I think all
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  Speaker 2: three of them, while he might have been still married
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  Speaker 2: and not even separated. in which he asked to take
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  Speaker 2: their rib and cook it, and I'm 100% cannibal and everything.
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  Speaker 2: All those DMs with these girls were shared. So we
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  Speaker 2: were all like, what is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Is he a cannibal?
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  Speaker 2: These girls talked about, they were very young. I think
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  Speaker 2: one was like 22. He was about 39 at the time.
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  Speaker 2: Talked about how scary it was and how awful. Then,
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  Speaker 2: so he, his wife and he are getting divorced. And
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  Speaker 2: then this, you know, a little while ago, The House
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  Speaker 2: of Hammer came out, which was a documentary, which I
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  Speaker 2: felt really did not get much buzz. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I think people are just like over the story. And
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  Speaker 2: I think it's really interesting. Some of the things that
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  Speaker 2: became so popular, I talked about this on my Extra
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  Speaker 2: Juicy subscription page, of how things kind of just hit
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  Speaker 2: during this certain time of COVID and became so popular.
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  Speaker 3: One being Tiger King.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw that they... What was the girl's name?
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  Speaker 2: Carol Baskin. Apparently her husband was found and is alive.
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  Speaker 2: It's like nobody even cares. But at the time, we
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  Speaker 2: were all watching The Tiger King. So I think there's
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  Speaker 2: certain things that were just really heightened. And I think
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  Speaker 2: this one was really juicy and it got really heightened.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, he was supposed to be in Shotgun Wedding.
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  Speaker 2: He lost a bunch of other movies. Movies that were
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  Speaker 2: about to come out didn't really get the publicity that
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  Speaker 2: they wanted. They got divorced. He ended up in the
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  Speaker 2: Cayman Islands. He absolutely was selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands.
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  Speaker 3: He talks about this in this article.
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  Speaker 2: This woman, House of Effie, her claim was that in
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  Speaker 2: their relationship, which was on and off and did involve
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  Speaker 2: S & M type of sexual fantasies, also involved, according
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  Speaker 2: to her, she said, a four-hour sexual assault. So with that,
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  Speaker 2: she hired Gloria Allred. But then she didn't go through
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  Speaker 2: with it or Gloria Allred did not find her to
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  Speaker 2: be a credible witness. I don't know what happened, but
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  Speaker 2: nothing ever happened with criminal charges or even suing him
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  Speaker 2: for that matter. The two other girls were the only
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  Speaker 2: ones featured in the documentary. So he gets divorced from
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  Speaker 2: his wife. And at one point, this woman, House of Effie,
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  Speaker 2: also reveals that the wife was corresponding with her saying,
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  Speaker 2: can you help me? Can we get together? Can you
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  Speaker 2: speak to this attorney? Because I'm trying to get full
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  Speaker 2: custody from Armie Hammer. And using you as a tool
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  Speaker 2: and as a person that he wasn't right with and
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  Speaker 2: abused will really help me get complete and total custody.
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  Speaker 2: I don't trust him with my kids. So she revealed that.
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  Speaker 2: Since then, the wife and he are now co-parenting lovely.
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  Speaker 2: He has rights to his kids alone without supervised visits.
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  Speaker 2: And now this article comes out. One of the things
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  Speaker 2: that comes out in the article, he says he was molested,
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  Speaker 2: sexually abused by a pastor when he was 13. And
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  Speaker 2: the writer says he said he told two people. One
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  Speaker 2: was a childhood friend who has since passed. And the
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  Speaker 2: other is Cindy Garvey, who is the ex-wife of Steve Garvey.
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  Speaker 2: He's a famous baseball player. I went to school with
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  Speaker 2: the kids. I just remembered seeing them there. Anyway, she,
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  Speaker 2: I think, is very good friends with the mom. And
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  Speaker 2: they're all part of this very evangelical type of church.
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  Speaker 2: So he says that, which is absolutely awful. But so
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  Speaker 2: who's the pastor?
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  Speaker 3: Is he still being a pastor?
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  Speaker 2: Armie, please tell us. I mean, I know that if
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  Speaker 2: someone would have said that, about a Catholic priest at
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  Speaker 2: my school, I'd be like, well, is the guy still teaching?
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  Speaker 3: Is he still a priest in the Catholic church? Has
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  Speaker 3: he died? Who is he?
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  Speaker 2: So you're just not going to say it because you
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  Speaker 2: don't want to deal with legal ramifications. Well, don't you
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  Speaker 2: want to protect people? So I'm a little suspicious of
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  Speaker 2: that piece of information. And I think this was a
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  Speaker 2: absolutely brilliant thing for him to do and a brilliant
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  Speaker 2: story to tell. The stories that he does tell in
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  Speaker 2: describing his life and his rehabilitation, everything sounds very rehearsed.
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  Speaker 2: Possibly maybe he's even told it a few other times
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  Speaker 2: in his life in different occasions. I'm very suspicious of it.
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  Speaker 2: His dad has since died. So soon he'll be at
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  Speaker 2: the memorial and we'll feel sorry for him with that
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  Speaker 2: because he doesn't say anything negative about his dad. The
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  Speaker 2: negativity in his life happened with this supposed pastor. And
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  Speaker 2: because of that awful instance, that's what made him want
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  Speaker 2: to take control of his own sexuality, which was just
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  Speaker 2: a kink fetish. And we should not kink shame. So
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  Speaker 2: the writer is very sympathetic to him. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: that we should just throw away people. He lost all
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  Speaker 2: these opportunities. I mean, look at all these big movies
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  Speaker 2: he did. The director of.
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  Speaker 3: Say My Name. Is that the name of it? Say
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  Speaker 3: My Name. I always miss it up.
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  Speaker 2: The main movie where he played a much older guy.
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  Speaker 2: who was having sex with a teenage boy that all
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  Speaker 2: of Hollywood loved that movie, you know, Oscar nods and everything.
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  Speaker 2: That director said, I love him and I don't care
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  Speaker 2: what anyone says. I can't wait to work with him again.
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  Speaker 2: Call me by your name is the name of the movie.
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  Speaker 2: So I never I thought he was a great looking guy.
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  Speaker 2: I was I loved him in that movie because he
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  Speaker 2: looked like my boyfriend in the 80s. Of course they
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  Speaker 2: do the photo where he looks ugly. When you do
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  Speaker 2: an apologetic article or video, you cannot look good.
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  Speaker 3: So he doesn't look great. He looks aged.
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  Speaker 2: He's not, you know, in the Cayman Islands in a
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  Speaker 2: photo shoot with like the sun setting on his face
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  Speaker 2: in the golden hour looking out at the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: He looks like shit.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, I wouldn't give up anything that happened
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  Speaker 2: in the last two years.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't change anything.
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  Speaker 2: Because it got me to such a healthier place of
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  Speaker 2: me realizing why I was so fucked up. And these
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  Speaker 2: relationships were all consensual. I never sexually assaulted anyone, including
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  Speaker 2: this woman, House of Effie. And he has some things
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  Speaker 2: to kind of back up a story that her story
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  Speaker 2: may not have been true, according to him. He hurt
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  Speaker 2: his shoulder, and so therefore he wouldn't have been able
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  Speaker 2: to do what she said at that time. he said,
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  Speaker 2: I would never have given any of that up because, um,
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  Speaker 2: I am who I am now. So, oh, and he says,
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  Speaker 2: you know, that, so again, you know, the kink shaming thing,
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  Speaker 2: you can't kink shame. This is S and M. This
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  Speaker 2: is a consensual thing. And, you know, this language, this
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  Speaker 2: 50 shades of gray language. Um, so anyway, I had
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  Speaker 2: predicted before that I think he would go be in
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  Speaker 2: some other show, maybe not Oscar worthy type of stuff,
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  Speaker 2: because I think we're over him for being like the
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  Speaker 2: Oscar winner. But if the material is juicy and interesting
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  Speaker 2: enough and someone decides to cast him in it, then
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  Speaker 2: I think absolutely he'll work again as an actor. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: he'll work again opposite Amber Heard in some like juicy
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  Speaker 2: streaming series or movie for, that's what I see happening next.
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  Speaker 3: And, um, That's my prediction.
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  Speaker 2: And I think the wife would like him to get
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  Speaker 2: working because she has two little kids with him. And
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  Speaker 2: I think she would like some child support. And I
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  Speaker 2: think she's happy to have a father around for her kids.
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  Speaker 2: And if he really is behaving and Robert Downey Jr.
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  Speaker 2: helped him with rehab. And now he's like a sober
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  Speaker 2: companion and a, you know, a mentor or whatever to
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  Speaker 2: other people struggling with addiction and sexual addiction and everything.
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  Speaker 2: But the story that he tells, this is such a
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  Speaker 2: great publicity move for him. And I'm sorry for everybody
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  Speaker 2: else that he hurt, but that is what I think
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  Speaker 2: is going to come of it. And I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was whoever put it all together and sat down with
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  Speaker 2: him and figured out what he was going to say
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  Speaker 2: is a very smart person.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Now next.
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  Speaker 2: Robin Dixon, our girl from Real Housewives of Potomac. I
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  Speaker 2: talked about this before. Whether you're watching the show or not,
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  Speaker 2: there was... In the show, it was revealed that supposedly
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  Speaker 2: her husband, Juan, now it's her husband for the second time.
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  Speaker 2: They were married. She was very honest in the early
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  Speaker 2: seasons that the reason they got divorced, they have two
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  Speaker 2: boys that are like teenagers. The reason that they got
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  Speaker 2: divorced is because there was a big infidelity problem when
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  Speaker 2: he played professional basketball and whatnot. So they got divorced.
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  Speaker 2: When the show started, they were really getting along. They
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  Speaker 2: were living together. And then they started to date again.
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  Speaker 2: And then he asked her to marry him. And we
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  Speaker 2: were all waiting for this wedding to happen. And some
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  Speaker 2: of the cast members were criticizing her like, Karen, it's
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  Speaker 2: not going to happen.
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  Speaker 3: This is all bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: This is a fake storyline. She wanted a prenup. She
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  Speaker 2: wanted a fidelity clause in there. Then this story comes
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  Speaker 2: out and she addresses it on her podcast with Giselle
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  Speaker 2: that did Juan have a woman that he was seeing?
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  Speaker 2: She says, yes, there was a girl that he was
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  Speaker 2: talking to on DM because he was bored during the pandemic.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why you just didn't watch Tiger King, Juan,
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  Speaker 2: and get into Armie Hammer cannibalism, but he took his
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  Speaker 2: time to DM randoms, this woman being random. Nothing happened,
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  Speaker 2: but we dealt with it, and I'll tell you on
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  Speaker 2: my Patreon. So she does her Patreon, which is a
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  Speaker 2: paid subscription, and people listen to it and give us
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  Speaker 2: the scoop, and it was this story that now she
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  Speaker 2: told on Watch What Happens Live. So what she said
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  Speaker 2: on Watch What Happens Live, which Andy was Not happy
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  Speaker 2: with her because there's a big controversy. You're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: share your life. You didn't share your life. And not
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  Speaker 2: only didn't you share it, but then you made fans
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  Speaker 2: pay for it on your paid subscription of your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, well, I did sell some on my podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And then he says to Ebony, who is a former
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  Speaker 2: cast member of Real Housewives of New York, how do
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  Speaker 2: you feel about that, Ebony? She goes, I have a
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  Speaker 2: podcast and I'm all about making that money. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: fine with that. Robin did it. So she says, well,
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  Speaker 2: what happened? Andy was this girl and they were DMing.
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  Speaker 2: They were just friends. The girl was actually coming from
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  Speaker 2: Canada to Maryland to see some other basketball player. So
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  Speaker 2: she calls Juan because she lost her wallet in the casino.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, can you come here to the hotel
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  Speaker 2: and use your card? Because I don't have a credit card.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really upset and pay for my room. In which
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  Speaker 2: Juan is such a good guy that he went to
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  Speaker 2: go do that. But that was it. They did not
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  Speaker 2: hook up, nothing. Robin didn't love it, but they went
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  Speaker 2: on to go get married by themselves with just her
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  Speaker 2: parents and her two sons.
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  Speaker 3: And this is her photo that she just posted.
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  Speaker 2: And she said, our way, our why. So it's big controversy,
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  Speaker 2: big housewife divide about, should she be fired?
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  Speaker 3: Is she in trouble? Is this okay?
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  Speaker 2: I said, I think the Bravo people need to really
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  Speaker 2: carve out the rules for these women and what they
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  Speaker 2: can share during shooting time that they should only share
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  Speaker 2: during shooting time. She's like, this didn't even come up.
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  Speaker 2: I talked about it on my podcast once. It was
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  Speaker 2: brought up on the episode prior to when I recorded.
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  Speaker 2: But I do want to say about this stupid story
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  Speaker 2: with Juan Dixon. You couldn't have said, all right, chill out,
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  Speaker 2: you weird woman I met on DM. What hotel are
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  Speaker 2: you at? The Marriott in Georgetown?
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right. Let me just call.
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  Speaker 2: And give my credit card over the phone and say,
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  Speaker 2: this is my friend, please give her one night, no incidentals, okay?
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  Speaker 2: She can buy her own breakfast in the morning, but
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  Speaker 2: she's this woman I met on DM and I just
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  Speaker 2: feel bad because it's COVID. I don't see why I
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  Speaker 2: had to go down there and do that. Anyway, the
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  Speaker 2: story is so ridiculous that I said, the only thing
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  Speaker 2: that would make sense, the thing that would make this
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  Speaker 2: story more believable is if that woman that was asking
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  Speaker 2: for Juan Dixon's credit card was actually Jen Shah from
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  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, because she's a master
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  Speaker 2: at getting people's credit cards and charging stuff to it
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  Speaker 2: that they really didn't want. So anyway, I did a little,
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  Speaker 2: I did a little tweet about it, trying to get,
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  Speaker 2: you know, back into the tweet, Twitters. And so anyway,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't think anyone's going to be fired. The
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  Speaker 2: show is quite popular. They all have fidelity cheating stories
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  Speaker 2: about their marriages. They, a lot of people have hid
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  Speaker 2: stuff from the cameras, hid stuff from... It is not
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  Speaker 2: the Truman Show. It's not Big Brother. They can go
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  Speaker 2: meet their friend for a walk without mics and talk
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  Speaker 2: about what's going on in the show. They can pick
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  Speaker 2: up the phone and call Giselle and talk. If it doesn't...
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  Speaker 2: She's like, nobody brought it up on the show until
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  Speaker 2: Karen did. And after that, I did address it on
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  Speaker 2: my podcast. But no, I wasn't going to divulge it
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  Speaker 2: on the show. And I think a lot of people...
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Shannon Bedore had a cheating scandal that happened,
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  Speaker 2: and maybe while it was happening, she wasn't talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: But then later on, with the demise of the marriage,
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  Speaker 2: she was really, really honest. But I think a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people, you know, if the cameras aren't there right
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  Speaker 2: when it's happening, what kind of weird Catholic confession situation
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  Speaker 2: are you obliged to do to Bravo? So I think
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  Speaker 2: it's a sticky situation, but I think there will be
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  Speaker 2: some changes eventually. in their contracts and whatnot going forward.
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  Speaker 2: And I hope they don't make an example out of
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  Speaker 2: her because I don't want to see anybody lose a job.
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  Speaker 3: But there you go. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: I have our girl, Sarah Colonna, back again. Hey, girl.
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  Speaker 3: Glowing skin, gorgeous hair. Oh, thank you. That's what everyone says.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I appreciate that. I think you have nice studio lighting.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We had a fun get-together. And I was so happy
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  Speaker 2: because I had very little plans going into the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: And I reached out to Chris and I said, what
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  Speaker 2: are you doing this weekend?
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  Speaker 3: Are you around? He said, I am.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, I'm thinking maybe would you and Sarah
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  Speaker 2: want to maybe do happy hour or something? And he's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let me know. Well, then Friday came and my girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: was like in town. And I'm like, all right, I'll
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  Speaker 2: just do. And so then when I got the text,
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  Speaker 2: which I'm sure you guys were invited first. To go
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  Speaker 2: to Chris's new house and then get dinner with you
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  Speaker 2: guys at Sony Luna.
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  Speaker 5: I was so excited. So I was excited too. But no,
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  Speaker 5: this is how it works now with Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I go around him and I text Liz. His wife. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I text his wife because Chris is, I love the man.
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  Speaker 5: but he's the worst at like making plans. Like he'll
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  Speaker 5: forget or he doesn't get back to you. Or he goes,
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  Speaker 5: I say, he has a child. So I say, what
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  Speaker 5: time is good for you?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, well, whenever. And I go, okay, one.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, well, that's nap time. And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: you just said.
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  Speaker 5: So it's easier to just go directly to the woman
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  Speaker 5: in charge.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: So we got to see Chris's new house. Yes. Which
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  Speaker 2: is great. And you know, I remembered that Chris was handy.
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  Speaker 2: He does come from a dad who was an electrician.
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  Speaker 3: Electrician. And so he's handy.
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  Speaker 2: Then he has a brother who is a full-blown electrician,
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  Speaker 2: like career-wise.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So Peter was just like blown away. He's like, you
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  Speaker 2: know how to do this? You can do all this?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: So I hope we don't take advantage of Chris now
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: that he lives close to our house.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Well, no.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Liz told me.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: His wife told me because I said- I was like, oh,
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I look around. Every time I go to someone's new house.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yes. Especially when it's new.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I see the fresh things that they've
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: done and the things that they've hung up. I get
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: very envious because I don't have like style at all.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I don't have the jean either. Yeah. And I'm not
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: a neat freak on top of it. But I also
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: like aren't. But I would never.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Know to paint a ceiling blue because it used to
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: be brown. I would just be like, guess we have
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: a brown ceiling. It wouldn't occur to me. I got
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: excited about some of the things.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: He painted it black, by the way. Everyone's imagining Chris's
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: house with blue.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: It was like a navy blue. No, it isn't. It's black.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: It was like dark blue. Okay, well, whatever. It looks good.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Because he said that Liz got mad at him and
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: said something like, enjoy your blue roof or something, but
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: then she really liked the color. Anyway, it was like
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: The things hanging on the walls, all that stuff. I
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: get envious of that because I don't know how to
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: hang things and make them look good. So Liz said,
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: his wife said, if I wanted to give him a budget,
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: send him to HomeGoods, he'd change my life.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited to do Chris Fraggiola 2.0 stager to
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: the stars.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, why don't, that could be a reality show.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, I love a Home Depot. I, you know.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He does. He does. He's good. He's got an eye.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: So we go to Sole Luna.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Which is this great Mexican restaurant right in Ventura, very
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: close to the new house.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: But you cannot make reservations. It's a Saturday night. We
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: know it's going to be a rat fuck. Right.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: But we go there. You put your name. And immediately
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Peter goes up.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, Peter?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Peter?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: It does not matter how long it is. Everyone wants
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: solo Luna. You're going to take whatever they say. We're not,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: now you're not going to get involved in changing our plans.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Okay. He's like, all right.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: So he goes and he puts the name down and
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: then he gives his number. And there was a moment
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: in my heart that was like, I should give my number.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: And I can't believe that I still question myself after
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: 22 years, because every time I think of something like that,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: and then you go, nah, always wrong.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: So we go, Next door.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: So now the place has his phone number to let
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: him know when the hour table's ready.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: And he was not happy about the hour. I told
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: him it's not going to be an hour.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: He goes, what? are we going to wait? I said,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Heather just told you. I know. We're waiting. Okay.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: So we go next door, which is kind of sad
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: because this is a decent restaurant too, but they're just
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: getting the spillover from everybody that wants to go to
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Sola Luna.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: But we can have margaritas there. We can have a table, whatever.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Get some app. We're fine.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: And then Peter goes, oh, our table's ready.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I go, great.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: So I start to get up. I'm like, I'll go
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: over there because, you know, you can't fuck around with
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: these things. And I'm like, and, you know, Peter and
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: John are going to pay the bill or whatever.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: And all of a sudden he.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Goes, oh, wait, I guess it's canceled now.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I go, what?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: And now not only do we have the six of us,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: but we also have a three-year-old child that needs to eat.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: So now I go running across the street like a coyote, okay?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: And there's all these people waiting.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, excuse me.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: So I just want to say to the person that's
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: putting together your TikTok about what a fucking weirdo Heather
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: McDowell was at Sola Luna Saturday night, I agree, and
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: this is the back story.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: for it?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: It's Dunaidial.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Lift? Please.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: filed against me.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: happens next.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: every day was.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: You're worth the work.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: So I go right up to the woman and I go, hi,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: we have a table for six, even though we have
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: a little three-year-old that was still six.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Because I'm not an idiot.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: You don't make it for seven. I'm like, we have
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: a table for... For six, Peter, and she's like, yeah,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: he canceled. I go, no, no, no, that was a mistake.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: We were literally waiting.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: She's like, I already gave your table away. I'm like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: you cannot. I'm like, no, we've been waiting an hour.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: What do you mean that you talked to him? I'm like,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you didn't talk to him.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I was sitting. Nobody talked to him.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: She's like, we talked to him, and he canceled it.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, he never got on the phone.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, please, anything. This lady comes over, indoor, outdoor.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I mean, I guess we kind of want
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: indoor now. It's cold, but I'm like, we'll take whatever.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know. And she's like, where are you
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: going to be? I'm like, I'm going to.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Stand right here. Like fajitas are coming right by me.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not leaving my spot. So he comes
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: over and I'm like, Peter, I want to see your
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: phone right now.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to show you the phone. So you
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: see the text from the place. Solar Luna will notify
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: you when the table is ready. This is at 613.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Hold for 5 p.m. Reply three to cancel.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Okay. And hold for 5 p.m. Five minutes.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Hold for five minutes, and then reply three to cancel.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: So at 6.59, and Sarah was right. It was not
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: an hour.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: It was 45 minutes. 45 minutes. Sarah was right. So, LaLuna,
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: your table is ready.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: See host within five minutes to be seated, which we
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: easily can do, or lose your place in line. Full
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: party required, which we can do. Reply three to cancel.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: At 7.08, he writes, we hear three. Three.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Three to cancel. Sole Luna, you have been removed from
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: the wait list.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: And then he writes at 7.09, we're here.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: That's when I go running. So this is the thing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I've said to Peter before, he has a problem with
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: reading comprehension. I don't think he.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: What happened in a really bad situation, you may recall
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: this story.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: We were going.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: We flew to Canada and we were taking a ship
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: with his mother-in-law and all the relatives to go like
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: around Alaska and stuff from Canada. We had one beer,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: one Canadian beer.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: But I guess they can get you buzzed.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And then we go through the thing to get on the,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: to go into the boat, you know, and you have
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: to answer this question out. This would be pre-COVID, but
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: still you're going on a cruise. Right. And it says,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: you know, Check yes if you have diarrhea, whatever.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: So he's like, meh.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And they're like, he has to be quarantined.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: And we're like, what?
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: And at this time, Brandon's younger. So he's like, we
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: can't go on the trip. I'm like, no, we're leaving him.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you talking about?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I didn't read it right. They're like,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: too late now. Now you've said, legally, you've said you
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: have diarrhea. So now you have to go to a
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: quarantine spot. And we need to question everyone in the
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: family and we need to take everyone's temperature because you
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: said you have diarrhea. And he's trying to like, I'm like,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: you're not going to sue Canada. We have to go
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: over here.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Because you didn't read it right. So I'm just telling
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: you guys, forget about when you find the person you
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: want to marry, have a reading comprehension test.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: And just don't let him be in charge of reservations.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I will never, ever. Well, now we know he can
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: never be the one that puts his number down ever.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: I have to tell you, John was very concerned, okay,
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: because John really, he loves that place too. He didn't
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: want to, he wanted to have that table. He had
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: been looking forward to Soli Luna all day.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: And me too.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: So now he's sitting next to Peter and he's like,
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: why is it, he's telling me this yesterday.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I was crying, laughing.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: We were just having brunch. And he's like, Sarah was
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: so panicked because he didn't have his phone out, right?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: And John was like, hey, man, maybe you should get
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: your phone out because they're going to text us about
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: the table or whatever.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, okay. And then he kind of–
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I think he put it face down at first. He
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: put it face down.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, it's only been 30 minutes. And I'm like, yes,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Sarah says it doesn't always take an hour.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: John was like, prop the phone up and let me
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: see it basically. And then– so then– And then he
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: was like, then he realized that Peter had missed the text.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: And he was like, and when he, when I saw
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: that he had canceled, he's like, I just had a
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: feeling he was going.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: To fuck it up. God.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: I was just like, it was so, it was so funny.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Would he, would Peter, the look on Peter's face when
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: he realized he had three was pretty priceless.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Three to cancel. So there we go.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: We had fun.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: All a good time.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: You pulled it off. You went over there and spoke.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: You made it happen. My star-studded weekend got better.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Oh. Besides being with Sarah and Chris and John Ryan.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I got invited to my friend's at the Coliseum, she's
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: in the founders box, which is like this incredible thing
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: they built about three years ago and it's so nice.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Just like if you'd go to the crypto center or whatever,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: but it's really for this NASCAR thing. I was like,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: that's not a very long, that seems like a very
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: small area to make the Coliseum.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: And it was. And we're in a little matchbox thing. Whatever.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I'd never gone to NASCAR.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I like that there's free food and drinks and we're
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: with the creme de la creme of LA.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Next door, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: You can zoom in. There's her ponytail. There's her ponytail. Oh,
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: that is her ponytail.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, with the kids and Blake and a couple other
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: cute L.A.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Friends enjoying it. And that's a big sight.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I was like I I didn't want to like overly
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: film it. I was acting like, you know, like I
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: was like, but getting her. And you met Blake at
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Chelsea lately. So Peter pulled up the last day of
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Chelsea lately and he had a photo with myself and
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Gwen Stefani and him. Oh, my God.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I forgot she was there, too.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: But I did not, like, jump over the thing and
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Remember us from eight years ago? That, I mean, what
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: were they doing? Oh, they were great. Were they lovey-dovey?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: They were just like a family.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: You know, they had the three boys, and I think
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: they had some other friends there, some other kids. He
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: was super attentive to the kids. He took off his
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: hat when they sang the national anthem.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. They're just cute.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: She looked great.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Fun. They played her song.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: And then we all ran out and was like, we
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: liked her song.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: What was she doing when they do that? She was
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: dancing around. Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: She was liking it. And then Cypress Hill and Wiz
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Khalifa played. So that was really fun since I wasn't
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: at the Grammys. I had my own Grammys NASCAR.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, you did. You had huge celebrities right there
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: that are musicians. I've always wondered what it would be
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: like to.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: have like your song come on.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't know.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: I'm sure they knew she was there, but I'm like,
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: not necessarily did they plan it. They were just going
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: to play the song. Cause I was, I've never been
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: more upset than at my wedding. Carrie Underwood was basically
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: at my wedding. She was at the same resort and
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: she was watching our reception.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: How did you find that out? Cause she, I saw her,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: she was there. You mean you saw her earlier in
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: the weekend or you? That night.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: No, we saw her up in the restaurant and then, um,
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: John's agent was there.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: And he also happens to know her husband because he's
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: a Canadian hockey player.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Okay. I think. I might be making that up. Something
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Anyway, so I was like, why don't I have a
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Carrie Underwood song on this playlist?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Couldn't you have adjusted it?
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I could have.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: I didn't think about it in the moment. It was
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: all on a phone or something.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: But I really thought.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, God, I wish I had a Carrie
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Underwood song because then I could be like, hey, girl.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: And maybe she'd come down. Maybe she'd come down.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Have a nap. Probably not. Heartbreaking.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, the other thing I did this weekend was I
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: went to one of those Asian spas that scrub your
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: body down to the bone.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Have you done it? I've done it once. I didn't
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: like it. It's not for the faint of heart. No.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: You got to be willing to be buck naked and
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: see a lot of different bodies.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: And then you go into your own private room and
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: they throw you on like a plastic bed, almost like
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: a corner.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Like if you were like, it's like a rubber.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Like it's literally like a corner.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Did you go to like Olympic?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I went to this one in Chatsworth.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: And I thought it was great. And your skin does
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: look very shiny. I mean, I mean, they got off
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: like 22 years of dead skin. I mean, they flip
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: you around everything. I mean, it's a little and it's
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: not it's not that soft.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: So if you can't like handle like a little bit.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: But then I open my eyes just as they're about
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: to take the bucket to throw the warm water and
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: see all the dead brown skin.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: And I'm like.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Like if I could have brought my phone in and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: just filmed the dead skin going down the drain, I
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: probably would, I would probably go to bed to that
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: every night.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: What would, what would you rather go to sleep to
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: that or the sound of back cracking?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: It's a hard choice. Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know that there's videos of dead skin removal.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Like there is back cracking. But I say start, start.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: If you have one of these spas and you want
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: people to go, film someone's dead skin coming off their
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: back and people will be lined up.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: I went to one.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't like it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I felt very... Violated?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, I liked that aspect of it. Being violated?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I liked the being violated part. No, I liked
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: the aspect of the skin coming off. I didn't mind
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: that everyone was walking around. They actually were like, you
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: can't wear clothes. It's a bacterial thing.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want you to.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: But when they threw me on that rubber mat and
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: I just... And flipped you around like you're about to
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: fall off?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: And it just felt like I was just being slapped
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: around like a fish on a.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: pool deck or something. You do feel, you.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Feel like the people in Seattle that take the fishes
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: and throw them at each other.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: And then I, and I had also mistakenly asked for
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: a massage and they just do it at the, in
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: the same place. So there's no, like, there's nowhere to
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: put like your face.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: You don't really, you don't, you know what I would say?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that, that might be part of
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: the package, but if you don't need to do that,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I would just do the scrub and then be on
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: your way.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Okay. Cause I agree. I felt like I was going
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: to leave there in like a neck brace or something.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: I felt like I was being really tossed around.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But, you know, it's all business.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I'm touching my arm right now and it is like
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: night and day.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's a cool thing to do once a month.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Let's get into the Grammys. Beyonce now won for having
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: the most Grammys ever. I didn't love this dress that
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: she wore. I think there's like too many things going on.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: It's like a silver bottom with a slit and then
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: like a gold bodice and then black gloves. But I
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: guess maybe she wanted to look like the Grammy.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it was.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, I kind of would like it. I think I
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: would like it if it was all gold.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. But this wasn't Lizzo in a similar type dress.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: She had just the same silver and so did Machine
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Gun Kelly. And I was just at Neiman's and I
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: saw a blazer and a suit in that same tinfoil
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: baked potato look.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, so that's a thing? That's in right now. The
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: baked potato look? Yeah. I don't want it to be in.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: She's so beautiful. I feel like I would have really
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: liked that dress if it was all gold. But yeah,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: you're right.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe she's– it's an homage to– Okay.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: So Lizzo won and she's– everyone loves her and she
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: looked great.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: And I have a prediction. Okay.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think people have really caught on yet, but
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I've been noticing.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I think she's on a weight loss journey.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: I think she has lost weight. I do think she's
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: lost weight.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: And I think in three months, she's going to look
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: significantly different. And I just hope that her fans, all
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: of her fans, support her no matter what. Because I
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: could see people turning on her the way they did Adele. If,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: in fact, she chooses to continue with changing herself.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: I feel like she's just like a big... You know
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying she's going to be a size zero,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: but I think she's going to slim, be less curvy,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: but just as body positive. And I just wonder how
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the world will react because I think it's like you're
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Well, you're right about that for sure.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: I saw her perform and I mean, I was like,
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's no, she's not like, She's not out
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: of shape.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: No, I know.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: She's amazing. Amazing, yeah. She's amazing.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: And does it all while she plays the flute.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's interesting. I did notice last night I
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: thought she looked smaller. Yeah.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous, funny. She looked beautiful. So positive and so grateful.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I liked her speech.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: To win.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I love every song she does.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: Me too.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Blac Chyna looked real fucking weird. I don't know what
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: was happening here.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: She went black swan. But you know what?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I was looking at all the page six photos. And
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: she did have the most comments. So it's like, hey,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: if you're going to go to this thing and you're
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: not being nominated for a Grammy but you got invited,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: make it worth your while.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Dress like a freak. Yeah. And at least have us
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: talk about you.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: She looks like a horror Humpty Dumpty.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: It was like a black swan. You know what I mean?
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: All I can think of is Humpty Dumpty for some
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: reason because of the top.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I don't mean her shape. I'm talking about the shape
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: of the costume.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't know why.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Like, top-heavy. Like, she's going to fall. Like, it looks
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: so uncomfortable. So she was Black Swan.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Is that what it was?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about, you know, everyone's... The paparazzi's favorite thing
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: to do is just find Ben Affleck looking miserable in J.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Lo's presence. Okay?
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: So she looked gorgeous. They're together. And here's a photo of...
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, really, the LA Times. Did anyone check on
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: miserable Ben Affleck after the Grammy Awards?
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, he doesn't even look miserable there, but he
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: did in other... There was... Did you see the clip
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: of him like... I have the.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: This is kind of dark, but I have the video
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: exchange that's also page six where he's... Where she's like...
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: People are trying to wonder what she said, but it's
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: kind of like she's kind of like, stop it, you know?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Or like, you know what? Put a fucking smile on.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Something like that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Sorry that I dragged you to the Grammys. Where I'm presenting, like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: who did you think you were marrying?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: And you got, like, a front row table. And there's
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: a charcuterie board in front of you.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: So, like, have a piece of cheese.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, maybe she should start inviting you. I mean, you
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: know how happy you would be?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I would have been thrilled.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, so, but then I saw this photo also on
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: page six where he is laughing with, who is that,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Adrian Brody? Yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: He is laughing. He is laughing. Well, he found another
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: actor to talk to, so he's excited.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's... Okay, that's a really good point, because people
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: are like, listen, you know, the comments were great. They're like,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: this is why you don't get back together with your ex.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: They're an ex for a reason, which I remember that
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: from your book.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You called it recycling. Yes.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: And you thought you were doing well for the... You
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: thought you were doing something for the environment.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: At the time. Right. And you're not. You were trying
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: to justify your... Just recycle a man. Your bad mistake.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: And so you were like, you know, let's just recycle.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: But it's true.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: So she recycled someone. And, you know, but then other
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: people were like, you know what, guys, this is marriage.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: You have some bickering nights. You have something where, like,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I'm tired or whatever. Or she thinks he's being one way.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: And then immediately when she, like, said that, then the
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: camera came and she was smiling. And, like, that's a
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: lot to, like, manage knowing that all anyone does is
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: try to get photos of him smoking or looking sullen
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just kind of his– what if she looked
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: at his phone and it said– He had hit three
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: to cancel, and that's what they were arguing about.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: That is so amazing.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: What if they had a reservation to go somewhere?
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: And he– I'm just saying. They were probably going somewhere afterwards.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, because that charcuterie board didn't look that good. No,
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: they needed a dinner afterwards.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: And she's like, you– I'm guessing they wanted some really
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: killer Mexican.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: At Sola Luna.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: I mean– wait, did you see the other video that
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: was going around– It didn't make any sense to me.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Everyone was saying that he said, Jen, I didn't have
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: a drink. Jen. Oh, yes.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: That was at the premiere of Shotgun. So someone at
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the party kind of filmed them from afar having an exchange.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: But the guy did his own voiceover. And people were like,
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: that's not him talking. That's you making up what you
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: think he said. It was it was a bizarre clip.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I mean i think listen i think.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: When you're a spouse to somebody like this in your
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: case you're married to an nfl player so i'm guessing
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: he doesn't have to tell you when he was playing
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: going super bowl hey There's probably going to be some
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: events and it's going to be a little bit busy
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: this time of year. Hope you don't mind being my
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: plus one at the fucking Super Bowl.
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: The same thing goes, Ben.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Like, I've got a shotgun wedding premiere coming and then
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to the Grammys. Hope you can be a
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: delight for fucking two and a half hours. Yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Like, why do I have to tell you that? Or
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: stay home if you don't want to go. Well, you can't.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: You cannot stay home.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: If she takes her sister or her mother, then everyone's
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: going to, that's going to look way worse.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: But you're right. I mean, it can't be that. You
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: have to suck it up. But I think it's what
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: you were saying about Adrian Bodie.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I think he hasn't had like a real film project
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: in a while that he can like be excited about.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: And I think sometimes for people both in the limelight,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: they do get jealous. So they do get annoyed sometimes that,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: you know, it's been to her, you know, it's whatever.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: And also the guy's like 50.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: And when you get older, big nights like this, Are
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: not as fun, no matter how famous you are.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: They are exhausting. Right. It is exhausting. It's work.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: You know, you did the red carpet, you're sitting, you're smiling,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: you're being on, you know.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: But you know you're on, like, you kind of know
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: that you, like you said, they know people are always
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: trying to get photos.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: So just put on a smile for a couple hours.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: I have a question to ask you about this. I
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: saw a lot of comments on the one, on the
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: clip where people thought that she's, he said.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: The drink thing. The drink thing. I only had one drink.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Or yeah, I didn't have a drink or something. Because
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: he's sober.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: And then she took, and then they were like, she
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: either sipped it or she, and who knows. But I
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: saw a lot of comments saying how disrespectful it was
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: if she drank in front of him since he's sober.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: I totally disagree. I disagree with that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: And I think any couple in which one person is
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: sober would say I disagree too.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Because. I mean, I don't think she even drinks really.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: She barely drinks.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: And I think she's, has like a glass of champagne
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: here or there. So I don't think that was ever
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: their deal.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: And, and I think, like I said, I think most
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: people that, you know, are a couple of sobriety, they,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: so many people I know, like Lala Kent, whatever, she's
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: been sober for four years. She's, Never has a problem
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: if her friends are drinking.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Right. Like encourages it. Like get a drink. Have fun.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It's like even more fun for me. You're more fun
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: when you're drunk. Like let me sit around and be
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: around you.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I don't really know. I don't think. I disagree. No,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I disagree with that.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Because like I mean it's not a husband but I
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: have a good friend who quit drinking.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: And every time we go out all the girls still
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: get wine.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Nothing even. It doesn't. Right. That's like that person's journey.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: It's not like disrespectful to drink in front of them. Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, it would be disrespectful to be like, ooh,
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: this is delicious. Don't you wish you could have some?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, that would be weird. Right, right. But I
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: don't think she's doing that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: So Sam Smith and Kim Petras, who both won a
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Grammy for Unholy. So a lot of people are saying
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: that it was deemed satanic. And it was satanic. But
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: at the same time, the song is called Unholy.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: If they would have done something really, uh, reverent, that
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: would also have been like, wait, that's inappropriate. Like, why
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: are you doing like, like a prayer Madonna look? Like,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: so it is what it is, but that, that was,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: the song is called Unholy. Yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: I think it's just, I mean, I, they, I think
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: at this point when people do something like they're wearing
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: red or the wear, I didn't really see the whole thing,
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: but I know they were like wearing, like there was
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: like masks or horn, right.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Something. It's like, They're just trying to get people talking.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: It's like, I don't think they're... But I kind of
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: think it went with the theme. Yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, if the song was called, like, you know,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Sheeps and Butterflies and then we dance to this. But
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, you know who also did this with
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Lil Nas? He had a very, like, devil, satanic routine
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: as well. Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: So, like, hey, it's a thing. It's got everyone talking,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I guess. So... Okay.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Did you hear about this Jessica Simpson thing that is
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: going around?
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, so Jessica Simpson.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Did this podcast thing that I'm just listening to that's called.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: True and Short Stories, right?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: And she read her own story and talked about how she,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: you know, something like the name of the story was
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: like all big stars say they're single or whatever. And
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: so she tells the story of how she's got, you know,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: A Motorola phone.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: This is the year.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: And she's dating a Backstreet Boy or whatever. And she
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: has this, like, you know, kind of this hookup relationship
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: with this movie star. So, by the way, I listened
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: to it. It's very weird, her voice.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Like, she's reading, like, a really, like, I don't know
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: if she wrote it or if somebody helped her write it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: But it was, like, very descriptive.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Like, I feel the buzz coming. of the Rota, like,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Motorola phone. Like, it's really weird. And then she's, like, laughing.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Like, she's always like, like, it's almost like she's, like,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: about to take a shit. It sounds so weird. Oh, no,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I have to listen to it. It sounds so weird.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: And she's talking and, like, she's, like, holding back laughter
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: of this story. Anyway, so the Sleuths did their work about,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: you know, what year it was, what he was wearing,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: who was at.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: The event, you know, and how hot he was.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: And they're like, well, Will Ferrell was there.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: We know it wasn't Will Ferrell, okay?
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: So the world, and according to Yahoo, thinks it might
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: have been Marky Mark. And at that time, he was,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he was married yet, but with
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: the woman he still is today, they've been married forever.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: They have four kids.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: So there might have been some that, you know, she
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: was pregnant. So if it was in fact him, which
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: we don't know.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: But that's what everyone thinks. Then her story makes sense
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: in that he wasn't single, you know?
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: There was someone else people were guessing, too, and now
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: I can't remember who it was. There was, like, one
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: other person that they deduced. I think mostly it was him,
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: but there was, like, one other person that they were, like,
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: was there that was a big movie star, and now
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: I can't remember who it was.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, well. But it really got people, you know, talking,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: and I was like, where is this story? So, anyway,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I thought that was kind of interesting.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Do you think something like that, like, now his wife,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: does he, because that's the rumor, are they fighting?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I really hope not.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming... she may have known back then before he
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: turned like really Catholic and did a movie about a priest.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Like he's very Catholic.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he said he had a spiritual advisor, which
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I do think is a weird, that is not really
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: what you call. Most people would just be like, I
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: talked to my priest, but she said, he's like, I
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: talked to my spiritual advisor about you. And I, you know,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: or something like I'm really trying to be on the
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: up and up, but I would hope that his wife,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: if she gets wind of this, Doesn't pay in any mind.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: It's been 20 years. 20 years. For your kids later. Whatever. Yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Whatever the case. Yeah. Okay.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: But I think it's also great that she told the story.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: It's juicy.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: It's her story to tell. She didn't say who it was.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: And if people want to assume it's him.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Speculate. Yeah.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Now I have to listen to that podcast, though, just
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: to listen to her giggle. This is pretty juicy.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Meghan Markle, according to Cosmopolitan, no, Meghan Markle wasn't snubbed
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: from Oprah's birthday party.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: But she wasn't there. She wasn't.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think she was invited. There's speculation to say
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: she had. So she had a party for her 69th birthday.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I want to say, Megan, hold out for the 70th.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: It's only a 69.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: It's not the big year, you know. But, you know,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian. Who else was there?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Get a list. Like it was all. Priyanka Chopra.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Priyanka? You know, all these like people and.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: They live in the same neighborhood, you know. So, like,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she saw the cars getting parked.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Right. She walked her chickens and was like, why am
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: I not invited to– Walked her chickens. Of course, she–
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: kind of rude. She invited her to her wedding.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Oprah went to the wedding. Oprah, of course, did the interview.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: So the question is– but it was also to celebrate
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: 25 most– Influential women.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Influential women.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: So then this other article was like, well, it was
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: mostly entertainers that really– Where does she really fall? Because
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: she's not really a princess, but she's not really an
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: actress anymore. I'm like, she just wasn't invited.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Doesn't she live on their block, too? Yeah.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: She just wasn't invited. You don't get invited to everything.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: And she probably didn't want her there because they're kind
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: of in some shit right now. This stuff is controversial.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: And there's stuff that she said on that interview that
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: people don't believe she was being completely truthful with Oprah.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: So Oprah was probably like, I'll invite you to the 70th, girl.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Like, just.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: We haven't talked.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: A bigger bash that you can come to because everyone–
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: and also, she's probably like, I don't want everyone talking
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: about you all night.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: It's my party. Right. Exactly.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Because I always remember when Oprah, I think, had her
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: 50th birthday. And this is such a great idea for
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: a birthday for big egomaniacs that have some money and
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: want to spend like a nice party. My friend Lainey
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: did it. You tell everybody you.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Wear black.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: It's a party. And you show up in red. That's
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: what Oprah did. She told everyone else to wear black. Yeah.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Black tie and wear black. And then I'm coming in red.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: And then she shows up in red. So that she
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: stands out. It's just great. It's your party. Do it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I like it. Yeah.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Give everyone a dress code. Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: I would have been like, I want to do that
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: with people and be like, it's a costume party and
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: make everyone dress stupid.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: And then I just... come in normal. I'm like, why
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: are you guys dressed like that? Why are you like
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: medieval times? That's what I'm going to do for my
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: film deal.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Anyway, my opinion is she just wasn't invited. If she was,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: there was no way in hell she would miss it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: They were invited to Ellen and Portia's which was actually
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Portia's birthday, but it was a surprise renewal in which
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Kris Jenner renewed the vows for them. And Ellen was
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: surprised that Portia wore her dress out.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Wait, are Kris Jenner and Ellen close? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: How did I not know that?
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I started about three years ago when the Kardashian-Jenners were
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: on her show. Every third guest was a Kardashian-Jenner and
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: literally was that often. And then they all bought mansions
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: in the Madison Club in La Quinta and they hang
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: out and drink. And then Corey, Kris Jenner's long-term boyfriend,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: he fancies himself an art curator. And so he hangs
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: out with Portia and Ellen and advises them on what
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: kind of art to buy.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: What a fun club. What a fun club to be
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: a part of.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: But they did invite her to that, and she did
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: go to that. And they also, I don't know, I
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: think that might have also been in Santa Barbara. I'm
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: not sure where the vow renewal was. I think it's
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Santa Barbara. I think they bought a new house there.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: But the thing is, it says that she wasn't snubbed,
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: but they don't say how they, like, where does it say?
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? There's nothing here that says
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: that she.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: There's nothing that says that she can show us an email...
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: That she was on a paperless post and that she
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: respectfully declined.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I think Oprah uses Evite. Okay. Evite. There's no Evite.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: There's no accidental post of like her with a kid
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: and she just put the invitation like in the corner
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: like on Instagram to be like, ah, I was invited.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Little Lilibet had the sniffles. Right.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: And I'm an excellent mother, so I didn't go to Oprah's. Right. Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Hmm. Also, there was another big party that happened. You
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: know Anastasia, the famous Anastasia eyebrow lady? Yes. She had
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: some big party that Kris Jenner and Chrissy Teigen and
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Cindy Crawford and Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, but it
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: was still only like, and Oprah was there and Gayle,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: but it was still only like maybe 30, 40 women.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't see her at that either. Now maybe she
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: doesn't get her brows done by Anastasia.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe one time she had a free offer and she passed.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Big regrets.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine the pressure of going to that woman's party,
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: of like how good your brows need to look when
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: you go? I would be so stressed because I have
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: kind of like, my eyebrows aren't great. You know, I
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: get them when they, right after I get them done,
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: they look good for like a couple.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Of days and that's it. It's like one's kind of wonky.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I can't imagine the pressure of going to a famous
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: brow lady's house for her birthday.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a lot. I would wear like a beanie
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: with my eyebrows covered. As a look.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Speaking of, okay, so this was kind of a funny,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: weird story. So Prince Harry in his book talks about
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: how he lost his virginity to an older woman. And he,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: it was out like behind a pub near a stable
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And he, the words he uses, I think
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: are kind of gross. He's like, I mounted her. It
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: was quick and everything.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Mounted?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I thought that was rude because she did really
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: work like with horses.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: She was like a stable girl.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: And did he say that in the- He says mounted.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: And I kind of think it's gross. I mean, listen,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: I have to say people are mad at me. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: did not read the book. I am reporting on it
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: on all the little clips and audio things that I
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: read elsewhere.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: However, an entire chapter is about his penis, it being frozen,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: it being uncircumcised and losing his- his, you know, virginity.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: And I do. Frostbitten. Frostbitten, right?
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: John's actually listening to the book. Oh, I thought you
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: said John's dick was actually frostbitten. John was frostbitten. Because
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: he is from Canada. And I do think. It's cold there.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: And when you're forced to play outside in the snow.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. For football.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Right. I would imagine your little thing when you get cold.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: I'll ask him.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: And so he's listening because he looks so much like Harry.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or Harry looks like him. Yeah. Anyway. So this
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: is what's weird. Okay.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Rupert Everett, the actor, then all of a sudden gets
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: involved in the story. And he starts to say it's
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: not true what he wrote in the book.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Why are you getting involved? It's so strange.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: He says, I know the woman he lost his virginity
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: to is. And it wasn't behind a pub. And it
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: wasn't in the country of the UK, he claims to
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: the Telegraph. But this is what Harry says in the book.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: and sent me away. One of my many mistakes was
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: letting it happen in a field just behind a very
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us, he added.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: But I guess Rupert hadn't, okay? Because Rupert's like, I
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: didn't see you mount this woman, so I'm just going
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: to call bullshit on the story. Anyway, the woman came out,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: and she said, no, what Harry said is true. We
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: did bone behind the thing.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I was 19.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: He was almost 17. And I did slap him on
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: the ass.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: But maybe it wasn't his first. According to Rupert Everett.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Rupert Everett wants everyone to know it wasn't his first.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Is that what he's saying? Is Rupert saying he was
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: his first? I don't know what he's saying. It's very strange.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: He's saying, I know the woman he lost. Oh, no.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: The woman he lost is Virginia Tune. It wasn't behind
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: a pub. It wasn't in this country.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: First of all.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine just for no reason Rupert Everett just
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: getting involved in your business?
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Just inserting yourself. Like, okay. Like, that's a thirst trap. Like,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: are you kidding me? That's funny.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Speaking of thirst traps, this happened on TMZ today. And
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: it was Tom Brady taking a thirst trap photo. He's
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: just in his underwear. He's taking a picture of himself
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: in his big mirror. He did cover his dick. So
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: it's like not full bulge. But it's thirsty. Anyway, I
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: saw this and I thought, is no one above the
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: thirst trap? Really, Tom Brady?
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I know. Really? And then I thought, is anybody?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: So then I wrote, if Michelle and Barack start doing
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: thirst trap bikini photos after two months of Ozempic to
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: promote their new podcast, then we know we are done.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: No one's above it. Because I just wouldn't.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: No one's above it.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: No.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I honestly think if Barack and Michelle start feeling themselves
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: and they're on a vacation and they have something to promote,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: everyone loves their love. She said she hated him for
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: 10 years. So, you know, she wants them to know,
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: we don't hate each other. Don't you want to be
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: this in the third, fourth chapter of your life when
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: your girls are grown? If they do one and they're like,
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: We're done. And then they're just like, join, subscribe. Subscribe
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: to our Patreon. We're going to tell you all the
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: juicy scoop about our trip to Cabo. Now, I don't
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: think I'd follow him.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Maybe I follow him on my Clutch Women Instagram, but
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: I feel like I've never seen him post anything like
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: this before.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I haven't either. It's usually either football or him and
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: the kids. I mean, he's single. Yeah.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, now he did quit again.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, he did. And it sounds like this is the end.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: And being a football wife, we talked about this last time.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: People are like, God, you're such an idiot. You could
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: have saved your marriage. No one knows what's going on
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: in a marriage. She might have been done or not.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think it helped that he kind of went
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: back on his word. But too late now.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: I mean. Start an OnlyFans, Tom Brady. Yeah, it is fun.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: You're so right, though. Nobody's above it because, like, you're
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: Tom Brady. Like, I mean, the same way I feel
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: about Madonna.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Like, really?
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Like, you have to do this?
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: You have to go and do this stuff? Exactly.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Everyone does it. No one, like you just, you should
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: be above it. Have you heard about the loofahs?
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: No. Okay.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Well, you know that pineapples were the sign, the patron
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: saint of swinging.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Swinging. That was the sign. I've talked about it for years.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: And do I have to remind you what you gave
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: me as a housewarming gift?
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: I gave you cute pineapple cocktail drinks for the outside pool.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: And I think I did know what swinging meant when
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I got those for you. I think I did know
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: about the pineapples, and I still got them for you. Yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying. If you were trying to get somewhere,
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, John's muscles looked pretty good in that tight,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: long-sleeved shirt.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: That's true. And he knows.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: How not to fuck up a reservation when you're waiting
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: an hour for some tacos.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: There is a place called The Villages. It's Florida's friendliest hometown.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: And it is, as you know, there is a huge
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: swinging community in Florida, but also among our younger seniors.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: So the new thing is loofahs. And I've seen this everywhere.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: You put a loofah on your antenna on your car
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: when you're shopping to let people know that you're a swinger.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: But unlike the pineapple, the loofahs are much more specific.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: You buy based on their color.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: So white is novices and beginners.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: So you're just curious.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: You don't know. Okay. Purple is voyeur. Voyeur. Am I
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: saying that right?
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: And people who like to watch. So you're like, just
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: invite me to your party. I don't know if I'll participate.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: I'll bring a seven-layer bean dip. I might just want
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: to sit in the corner.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: And just watch a bow. And just watch a bow. Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Don't touch me. While I eat my deep bean dip.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Don't.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Pink. It's a soft swap.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: People who like to do it with others in the room.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: So now I might want to just be with my husband,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: but we can be in a room with other people.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: We could swap a little, but... We're not sure, but
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I might want to screw my husband at the party.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: But not anyone else. Soft swap. People who like to
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: do it. Yeah.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: So that's like if you and Peter, when you brought
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: the pineapples over to my house, but you were like,
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: we just want you guys to watch us bone.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Or we all bone, but I don't touch you or
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: your husband and you don't touch us, but we might bone.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Awesome. It's like so much work. Okay.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Blue is lowest level of full swap. Those who can
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: play well with others. So I guess you could just
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: be a little involved. Maybe go to like third base.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: I don't really know. That's a gray area even though
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: it's blue.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: That's like when it's like if John and I are
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: boning and you and Peter are boning and then like
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: I reach over and grab your boob or something.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Yes. That's what it is. Yes. Or maybe we just
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: kiss or something. Yellow.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Mid-level swap. Yellow, mid-level swap for those who want to
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: have fun but are still nervous.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: So I need to be eased into it.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not an expert. Okay. So it's like saying basically
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: go easy on us. Go easy on us. Help make
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: us comfortable. Don't bring any toys.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Don't, you know, whatever. No strap-ons, no S & M.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Just let me just feel it. Black is full swap.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Those who say what the hell. Let it all go down.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: So they will screw other people. They will let their
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: partner screw other people.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: All of it.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Teal, which, okay, I would think it would be hard
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: to find a teal loofah. But teal, bisexual for those
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: that want to increase their dating chances. So they're going
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: to swap with same-sex, mix, whatever. Like their husband might
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: want to be with John. If you ask a teal person.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Over, that's it. Now, so this is, so it's on
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: your car?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they say you put it on your car. And
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: I've seen lots of TikToks of people and different postings
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: of people taking photos of the loofahs on people's cars.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: It's a real thing. Yeah, and it's in Florida? Well,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Or everywhere.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's, well, it's definitely at the village's. In Florida,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: but I'm assuming other.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Places, too.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: I recently bought a big box of loofahs on Amazon,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: and I just feel like they're probably like, oh, you know.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm proud to say I don't use a loofah.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: I go to that Asian spa.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: That's right. And they scrub their shit out of me.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: You'll never need one again. I don't own a loofah.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: So if you see me buying a loofah, you know
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Peter and I are going down a different path.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Now, which color are you getting? 100% white or purple. Right. Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Just because I just want to report on it for
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: the Patreon people.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Do they like, do they have, you know, they like
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: key parties? Remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think they
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: do with loofahs now?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Key parties are where they, back in the day of
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: like 70s, people would put their keys in and then allegedly,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: this is how they did it. Well, see, a lot
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: of those people that did those key parties are like
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: 75 now and they're at the senior place with these people.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: So why would they stop?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: They would just keep doing the same thing.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, then you would take, and then you're like,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I got this key. Okay, you and I go together.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: So I'm just wondering if they do it with loofahs,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: and then you're like, if you grab a yellow one,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: that means you're.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Doing good level.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: As long as they're not used loofahs, because I guess
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: the goal of a loofah is that it doesn't keep
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: bacteria like a sponge, but I still think it would.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Like, don't use your swinging, detecting loofah. loofahs for actually
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: getting rid of dead skin.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: Like, you think they take it with them to the car,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: put it on the antenna for the day, and then
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: when they go take a shower, they take it back in.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Peter, did you get the list for Ralph's? Okay,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: and then I have to run back in the house
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: and be like, just forgot something in the shower.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: And you have to grab your soggy loofah. I... This
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: is a good time to be in the loofah industry.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's kind of like, remember when.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: I kind of felt like loofahs went away.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: What'd you say?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Like everyone was drinking celery juice and you couldn't find
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: celery anywhere.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: This is going to what happens. You're going to have
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: to stock up on your loofahs. So are people over
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: the celery juice now? That was a big thing like
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: three years ago.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like people are still doing it.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: It was that medical medium book that everyone started doing.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: But I see celery now at the store. So I
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: think people have backed off.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: The only way I like celery is with a shit
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: ton of peanut butter on it.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I drank it a couple times.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Every time I buy celery, I do one peanut butter
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: stock and then I never go back.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: And then like a month later, I throw it away. Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I'm like, this is going to be my new thing.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: This tastes delicious.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Why don't I eat more of this? It is delicious.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Euphoria star Chloe Cherry got caught for stealing. She was
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: buying a bunch of stuff And she didn't pay for
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: a $ 28 blouse.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: That was like in her arms.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: First I thought, was it, was she wearing it? Like,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: did she put it on? And so she admitted, yeah,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't buy it.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Kind of weird. Like on purpose or she just forgot?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would, would say there would be a
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: good argument for forgetting, but it's, I guess there's some
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: evidence that she really was trying to not pay for
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: this $ 28 blouse, which just tells me, obviously she can
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: afford it. So there's, There's some weird like high that
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: you're getting out of that or something.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Like a rush out of it. Yeah. Remember Winona Ryder? Yeah.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say something right here that I'm not
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: proud of. Okay.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I was at Target, I want to say like seven
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: I've had a lot of guilt about this.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Let it all out, girl.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: I think I tried on a hat and I bought
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: everything and not until I got in the car and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: then felt the hat, like as I was getting it,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: did I realize I didn't buy the hat Nobody noticed.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: And I could have easily walked back in there. I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: wasn't on the freeway.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I just drove away. They're coming for you now, girl.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's an honest mistake, obviously.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of times kids have grabbed stuff
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: when they're in the stroller.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: And then you get in the car and you're like,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: where'd you get those sunglasses? And I think a lot
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: of people are like, a little bonus for me. Like
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: it wasn't intentional.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: It's almost hard.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: I feel like, I don't know what I would do
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: because I feel like in a way I would be
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: almost nervous to go back in. Like some alarm would
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: go off and I'd be like, no, I was coming
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: back in to.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Pay for it. And they'd be like, oh, sure you were.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: And then. Right. Now you have to go in the back. Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Like I feel like.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: They would, I don't, you know, it's almost like, I
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: remember once that, oh no, it was, they forgot to
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: take like the tag off of a pair of jeans
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: or something, you know, those like security metal.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: And it went off because I was leaving. But I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: did pay for them, and they could see the receipt
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: and everything. But they had forgotten to take off, like,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: the metal thing. But the loud buzzers, like, the noise
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: it makes, then everyone looking at you.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was very stressful. And I was like,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't even do anything wrong.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say, when this happened with the hat incident,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think I was– had the original Juicy Scoop. Right.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: I don't think I was as well-known.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Now I actually think I would go back because there
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: are cameras everywhere. And I can just imagine like those,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: you know, surveillance of me trying on a hat, walking out.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, and everyone would be like, she obviously knew what
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: she was doing. This is the thing that she does.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: She puts the hat on, walks out. How do you
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: forget a hat's on your head?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they show this clip. Yeah. This, yeah, of me
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: talking about it. And they're like, this is something she's
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: been doing for years.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: How much was the hat? I mean, it's a Target hat.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: So I don't think there's like hats more than like,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: $ 12 at Target.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Even if it's like a cute sun hat. I don't know.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Why don't you just donate? I don't look at the price.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't care. I was stealing it.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Why don't you just donate $ 12 to Target?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, please.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I've given them enough love. Did you hear about this?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: This is an amazing story.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: This woman had an IUD. And IUDs, like anything, like
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: all birth control, there's different... I remember we had to
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: study in our religion class all the different.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: How good it works, all like the percentages.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: And like condoms was 75%. And I think the pill
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: was like 97 and like IUD was like 94 or whatever.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: And then of course the a hundred percent is just
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: not fucking at all. You know, abstinence was always, and.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: They're like, and if you really want to be sure ladies,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: it's a hundred percent. Anyway. So, you know, it was
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: a hundred percent. Sorry. That is true. That is true.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: So IUD, girl was on IUD, got pregnant, was like, okay, whatever.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Excited to have her baby.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Stuff happens.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: The baby was born. And in its little hand.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Was the IUD. How is that even... Because the IUD
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: was still there.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: So then the baby's growing because the IUD, I guess,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: doesn't always work, right?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: But it didn't disappear.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: She didn't, you know... release it.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: It's still in her uterus. So in it, it was
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: like the baby's toy for nine months.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: First of all, I didn't even know what IAD looks like.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: It kind of looks like a wishbone.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a little thing like that. Yeah.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: And um, it's just amazing. Cause it's like the, like, uh,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: you thought, you thought this is going to work, bitch.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Like this is going to be a challenging kid from
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: day one. Yeah.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, that is like the ultimate, um, ultimate commercial
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: for how these don't work.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: The, I just actually seeing that's really funny.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Um, Okay, you did– I talked about the Pamela doc,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: but you got to see it and you were like,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: what are your thoughts on the Pamela documentary?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: I loved it.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: I just bought the book, too, because I wanted to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: support her after I watched this. I thought she– first
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: of all, she's so likable. I remember the tape and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: all that stuff.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: You know, and not like thinking– at the time, I mean,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: it is true.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: She was the first person to ever have to deal
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: with that, right?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: The internet literally was like just– Nobody even knew it
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: could go like that.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: So to think about how she was treated versus how
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: he was treated.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: And he does.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, he obviously I mean, he felt bad like
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: he didn't want it to happen either. He was protective
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: of her and all that stuff.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: But he didn't hate it.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: And it didn't because recently he he accidentally right posted
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: a photo of his dick recently. So he's still known
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: for having a beautiful penis.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: And he wouldn't have been known for that had this
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: not happened.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: So I do believe that he was very.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Protective of her as well. But it wasn't obviously is
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: what you said. It wasn't as bad for him.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: And in fact, when they showed some footage, it got
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: me so like riled up watching because they were showing.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: She was talking about one night that they went to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: the Viper Room. And I guess it was like kind
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: of famous. They got on camera for like screaming at
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: the paparazzi and stuff.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Well, then you see. what the people are saying to her.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: And this guy's like, where's your child, you fucking drug addict?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: And like, she's like, her baby was at home with
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: her mom. Like, they were out.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: You can't go out when you have a baby ever again? Like,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: it was so weird. Like, the stuff that people were
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: saying and like, you could hear them all, you know,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: that's the stuff we didn't hear. So I just thought
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: that she came off as like, really, I was glad
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: she told her story. And I know that, you know,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: his wife now had like, posted a TikTok or something saying, like.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: She just.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: All she said was just... She'd gotten a lot of...
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: I actually heard from her, too, like, because I talked about,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: you know... And it's not Pam. Pam didn't do anything wrong.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: It's more just, like, the bombarding of fans that went
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: on her page, you know, and were, like, mean to her.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Like, they need to be together. Like, as if she
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: broke them up. They were divorced for many, many, many years.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Pamela had already married three other people by the time
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Brittany had even met Tommy. And they've been together for many,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: many years.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's weird.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: So she just did a little post because she.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Became famous on Vine. She's really funny on TikTok.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: She's beautiful.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: And she just basically was like, thanks for the love
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: and support of knowing about us.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: I haven't said that.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: It's not fun when this stuff happens.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, if your husband was married to the most
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: famous person, beautiful in the world, it would be hard
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: many years later.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: For the fans to.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: And that's what was heartbreaking about it was you're like, oh,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: it is sad that this didn't work out 20 years ago.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: But it didn't. No. So like 20 years later.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: And she even said, she was like, I don't want
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: to be with him. You know, she left him the minute,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: you know, he... was a little bit abusive towards her
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: and all that. And she never looked back. She's like,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be with him.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like she was looking back in this.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: In some ways, I think she's just like maybe nostalgic.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: I think she's just being extremely honest. Extremely honest, yeah.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Which is what made the doc nice.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: But I did hear, I heard her on Howard Stern
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: and then someone else said it was on the armchair
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: expert too, which I didn't see. But she did talk,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: he said, he was asking her about her relationship with Tommy,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: she's like, you know, we text about the kids and
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: stuff like that. Like not, that's it. You know, that's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: how we talk about the kids. But, um, and she said,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: you know, he has a wife who's really good to
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: him and I, and I'm really happy for him. And
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: you know, they, they have a great marriage and she's like,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: and I'm sure she hates that all this is coming up,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: but I have, you know, but it's still my life.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: So, and I feel like I think the part that
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: was the worst was I totally watched the Hulu show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I knew it was fake. Like, I mean, false. Like,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: I knew that, yes, the tape was still on. The
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: scripted show. Yeah, that it was scripted.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: I knew that no one knew what conversations they had
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: in their bedroom because neither of them had anything to
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: do with it.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: But it made me feel, like, bad that I watched it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I also saw that Lily James, who
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: played her, she had to turn off her comments. She
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: started to get all this hate. And it's like, And
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: everyone was like, God, and Seth Rogen wrote it. He
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: didn't think about any of that.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: They didn't think about any of that. They were thinking
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: about– About themselves and a great story to tell. Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: They thought like, oh, this was a famous story.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: In history. Let's tell it.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: And I mean they portrayed him– they did give her
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: some sympathy in the show and they portrayed him kind
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: of like as just a big idiot. I mean he
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: did pull out a weenie dog on stage out of
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: his pants when.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: I saw him play– just a couple months ago.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: You did when we went chris and chris and i
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: went to the stadium tour yeah he did pull he's
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: like does anyone want to see my wiener and then
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: he pulled his wiener dog out of his pants so.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: I mean it's kind of it's kind of fun it's
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: not the most mature it's a little wink wink at
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: the joke yeah it was funny it was totally fine
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: cool the stadium went wild for it you know yeah
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: but um yeah it just made me feel like dirty
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: for watching the show yeah Kind of.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I thought it was great. And then, anyway,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: yesterday I saw somebody that we know that I'll talk
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: about later that was like, hey, I'm going on this
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: tour with this person, second leg, and a comedian. And
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I just know there's going to
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: be a companion piece to this special that'll be the
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: documentary of it. And so I wrote like a tweet
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: and posted on Instagram.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Too because I thought it was so clever.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: But I was like, How many more documentaries do we
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: have to watch about performers is what I really meant,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: where we see all the same scenes of like, and
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: it's always the ones that the performer is actually in
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: charge of and have final edit and stuff.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: And I go, these are the scenes that you constantly see,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: which by the way, is not this.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Which is totally not what I was talking about. Can
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: you say what it was that you're talking about?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just talking about in general, J-Lo's, Selena's. Taylor, you know,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Kevin Hart. And it's slow-mo walking to the jet. It's
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: a moment of them being a wonderful parent, like either
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: on the phone or with their kid right before going
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: on stage. Giving a childhood friend some shit. Laughing about
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: their old friend. Telling the story of da-da-da-da. Visiting a home...
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: at one time that isn't as nice as the home
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: they have now.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: And Oh God, there was a, just a, just a
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: bit of people were adding to them, you know, that's funny.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Tired or, you know, waking up in the dark, like this,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: how hard this person works.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: You know, like kidding up.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: I catch a flight, you know, like sometimes even when
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going on the road, I'm like, why couldn't a
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: camera be following me right now as I'm dragging this
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: huge suitcase?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: It's dark out. I'm letting my family sleep.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: How does she do it?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Hero.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, you're welcome.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Your loofah is following out of your suitcase. But what
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: I did like is that this wasn't that. No, that's true.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: And I liked it. Yeah. But yeah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: And it was nice to see how close, obviously, she
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: is with her. her boys and how proud.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, loved, loved.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: And I don't know Brittany. I mean, I think like
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: she's gorgeous. She's super funny. They seem to have a
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: great marriage. And I think she's, you know, gets along
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: with the kid. I think everyone gets along.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: But it must be weird on her end to be like, Oh,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: let's relive like this giant, huge, like crazy love story
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: that like ended.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: And people are like, it can't be great when people
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: are still dressing them like them for Halloween.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: It's just, but that's it. You know, she, but I
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: think she also on the flip side is like, look,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I know who I was marrying. I knew, you know,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: I'm marrying a famous person. Like, but yeah, it can't
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: be fun.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. We had that one. I just thought
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: this was funny.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: This guy spent $ 30, 000 to look like David Beckham.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: And someone said, is there a different Beckham?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Was the plastic surgeon thinking it was a different Beckham?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like he should get some of his
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: money back. He doesn't look anything like David Beckham. It's
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: just like a weird, it looks like a weird doll.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: He looks like a cute guy that's young. Nice brows.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: So he has a little bit of a puddin' face
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: right now. He went to Anastasia for his brows.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: His brows look good. His eye color is beautiful. I
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: don't know if he changed that.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: But he doesn't look like David Basham. No, I just
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: thought it was funny. And we'll end on this one.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves fell in love at 55, and he hid
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: his girlfriend for years. Well, now they are brave enough
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: to hold hands in public, proving love has no age.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: Because she has gray hair. And because she's 58 and
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: he's 49. And I'm like, it's really not that big
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: of a deal. But for Hollywood, it's like people just
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: can't believe it.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: She's nine years older than him? Yeah. And they're calling
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: that a big age gap? Big age difference.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: I'm seven years older than my husband.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: Why don't we get a cover story? Well, maybe you will. Yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: But it won't.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: It'll just be about how brave John is.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: For dating an old hag. For bringing her around.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: And she's really cute.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: Why does it say Jennifer Tilly at the bottom? What
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: does that say about Actress Jennifer? Tilly revealed the couple
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: had been together for years?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: I guess she told the story or something. I don't know.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: I just thought it was like. Yeah, they're a cute couple.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: They're a cute couple. They're great.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: People make such a big deal about him and her
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: and also Pierce Bronson and his wife of many years
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: because she's like not a size two.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: They're like, wow, he's brave. Like, what? Stop. Like, they have, like, kids.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: They've been married for, like, 25 years.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Abby's brave. Like, God.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: I also, on that note, I don't like– I'm very
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: body positive. Like, I love Lizzo's message because, like I said, like,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: you know, it's about being healthy, like, you know, and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: all these things.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: And happy.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: And, like– but I don't like when people– talk.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: About how like, well, that woman has a real body
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: and that one has a real body because there are
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: people that are like naturally thin and that, and they
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: would love to have certain maybe curves and they get it.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: Like you're offending everyone when you say shit like that.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Don't you think? Well, yeah.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've talked about my ass more than I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: would like to admit on this show, but no matter
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: how fat I get, it's never.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Going to be a bubble butt. Yeah. I don't gain
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: my weight there. Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: You just, so I don't want to gain an enormous
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: amount of weight.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: There are people that are like, why.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Don't you do some squats? You really should look into
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: a Brazilian butt lift.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Like, why aren't I being positive? Sometimes positivity is embracing
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: your pancake ass.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. Your tiny ankles. Yeah. The fact that you.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want you to do squats and snap
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: those things right in the chest.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: That you are a double zero. No, it's true.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: And it's like the same thing with like people, you know, hey,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: look up the beach and... Any beach picture, a crowded
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: day in 1973.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: On a beach, and people are all thinner.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Because we ate real foods.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: It was before the fat-free cottage cheese and the da-da-da,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: all that stuff in the 80s.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: That kind of made us crazy. So just give everyone
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: a break. Let them be how they want to be.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: And don't tell them, or when someone loses weight, And
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: they are much thinner than they was.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: And it's like, eat a sandwich.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: You go fucking eat a sandwich.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Like, this person is fine. If you didn't know them
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: to be 100 pounds heavier five years ago, you wouldn't
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: have a problem with the fact that they're just a
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: thin person who looks great in this outfit now.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: I feel like. Yeah.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: And, like, I get where people are coming from with, like,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: social media and people, like, you know, Photoshopping or. Or
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: people that are actually trying to get super thin and
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: all that. But that's just not everybody. So when you
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: insult and say, like, you don't look like a real
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: woman because they're thin.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: It's like, well, I was born with a pancake ass.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: What do you want me to do? Yeah. And let's, like,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: stop calling.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: And I do do squats. And actually, my Pilates instructor
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: listens to this show. And after I talked about my
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: ass last time, she was so awful to me and
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: my ass that I want to say I like it.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: don't Amanda, don't make me work my ass.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: It hurts so much. She was like, I don't like that.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: You don't like your ass.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: I've noticed an improvement and we're going to keep doing
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: the glutes.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh Jesus. Yeah. Just say you like it.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Love it.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Don't want to work any harder. Thank you.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody about your podcast, what shows you have coming up.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, I have shows in Dallas at Hyena's February 24th
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: and 25th.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Such a fun club, by the way. I can't wait.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Good times. Please come.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: And then I have shows in Lowell, Arkansas, which is
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: right outside my hometown of Fayetteville. So I need everyone
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: to pack it out so that my family doesn't think
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: I'm a loser. It's March 3rd and 4th.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: And that's all on SarahColonna.com. And then, yes, please listen
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: to the podcast. It's Are You My Podcast?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: We cover.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: Married at First Sight right now, which is thick of
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: the season right now. So for Married at First Sight watchers,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: I think you'll enjoy it. And scoopers always get 20%
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: off of my stadium-approved Clutch Women bags.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Got to remember that.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: I feel like people sometimes forget that you've got to
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: have that size purse.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Did you take one yesterday to the Coliseum? You know
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: when I feel terrible?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: I did not. And I was so mad at myself
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: because my purse was bigger. And I was terrified that
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: they were going to make me– first of all, let
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: me tell you about where we parked at the Coliseum.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: So now we had great seats, but we didn't have
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: the parking pass to include because they invited a lot
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: of people. But it was light out, and I'm like,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: we're early. Peter, let's– you know, there's $ 50 parking around
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: the Coliseum. There's $ 30. There's cheaper the further you go.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: There's like $ 90 across.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: The way, whatever.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: But the whole day was free. So I was like,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: can we just– Have the nice parking. Park as close
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: as possible. Peter went down the street. Now, listen, what's crazy,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: I used to do this when I was like 24
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: by myself going to an SC game because I wanted
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: to save money. I used to park in some weird
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: person's backyard and I have to say I was always okay. Yeah.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: But I was like, I really don't want to do
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: this anymore, you know?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Anyway, this guy, he had tattoos that were eyelashes on
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: his lids, which I thought was kind of interesting. He
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: was pretty masculine. I don't know if he was A
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: drag queen between being a gang member?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: But it was, you know, looking at me, flashing his eyes.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, you want a parker?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: $ 50.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: And Peter's like, $ 30. Peter's like, oh, okay, yeah. I'm like, Peter, no.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Like, first of all, this is too far. And we
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: go behind. He's like, you can trust me. I have
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: six kids. I don't know why that would make me try.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, whatever, Peter. I'm not walking back here at 8.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: You are coming to get me. I'm not coming back
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: here at 8 p.m., but whatever. So I'm being nice because.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, mm-hmm, hi. Anyway, so we walk. The guy
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: gave us the wrong direction. So I was pretty tired.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: We walked in.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, I forgot my clutch bag.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: It's been like a year since I've gone to the.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: And it was too big. And the guy just let
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: me do it. But then my friend... She's like, fuck.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: She had to go back and just bring back her wallet.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: And so that's why everyone's got to have that clutch bag.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: And you've got to remember for all the concerts and everything,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: you have to have this size.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: This is the best advertisement I've ever had for it.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: Except I wish they wouldn't have let you in.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: I know, but I think I didn't have to walk back. Oh,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: and by the way, we got our car. I did
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: walk back with my son and his friend. Because I'm like,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: I do have three people that are pretty big to
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: walk me back. And anyway, he and his eyelashes, he'd had,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: at this point, he'd had a couple beers with his friends.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: And he was thrilled. He was like, hi, Peter. You know,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: it's like. Making friends. And everything was fine. Yeah.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: Everything was fine to park in someone's driveway around the Coliseum.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Just so you know. Okay, good. Good to know. I
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: will look for that person if I'm ever there again.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: So all of that. And I hope people go see
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: your shows. And thanks, Sarah.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Thanks, girl.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Always so fun. Thank you. IDSB.
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• 1:25:52
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  Speaker 5: help them, we also help the wider community as well.
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  Speaker 6: Every year in Ireland, we contribute over 2 million euro
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  Speaker 6: to community projects. Because it's not just for us, it's
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  Speaker 6: for future us. Learn more at esb.ie forward slash communities.