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2078 - 90 Day Fiance (s12e7) "The Ball and Chain" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. We're
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: going to talk about ninety day fiance. I got Kimberly here.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: Hey girl, Hello, I'm so excited.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: These people are freaks.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: This is a really good season so far.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: It's fascinating.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: M Now, let me tell you something super fascinating, Bunkie Chris.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Let me know that Asha and her family own a
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: restaurant in Alabaster called Beula Maze. And it's like it's
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: named after their grandmother who made all this fabulioles like
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: homestyle cooking. Okay, so they own a restaurant, Okay, and
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: am Asha has a doctorate. Asha is a farm d
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: She has her doctorate in pharmacy. So she is doctor
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: what asia, Yeah.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: Does she work in a pharmacy.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like a like pharmacy manager at a CVS
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's they should show her hero shot in front
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: of a CVS instead of in front of a church.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: Then he can't raise your whole personality CVS. I mean
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: you could try, it wouldn't be a very good personality.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: You would just walk around with really long receipts all
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Isn't her.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: They're just cutting that out completely. They're just showing church life.
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: It's completely wild.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: That she has wanted nothing to do with this show.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's that smart as wild to me. I mean,
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: you know, god, bless I think.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: Did you think she ever starts speaking in tongues as
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: she's handing someone a prescription?
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think she. I think she's able to
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: really compartmentalize. He's got rest turn that off, the church life,
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: restaurant life Nigeria. Yeah, she's got a lot going on.
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, crazy, He's fascinating.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: I want to remind everybody right before we start here
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: that October tenth we are having a bunkie meetup with
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Amy Archers group as well. It's going to be in
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: New York City October tenth at the hard Rock Cafe.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: The link is in the show notes. I got to
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: tell you we have sold over half the tickets in
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: like five days.
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, that's so exciting.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so if it sells out, it sells out. I
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: don't know. Inger said, you know, maybe you know, we
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: could always like move to a bigger room. I guess.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they would have it available or
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: what we've We've paid for this certain bar area, so
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: it's exciting. People want to come. So it's going to
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: be me, Kimberly and Kisha. It's going to be Amy, Becca,
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: and I'manda and I don't know who else from Amy's podcast.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: I know those three for sure. So it's three of us.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: It's three of them, and we're hoping we're gonna bully
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: Katie into going.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: Because then we'd have four. So if we do, it's
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: such some sort of tug of war contest. We will
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: be at the other team. We're taking you down.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Amy, that's so funny.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have a rumble the Sharks versus the Jets.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: No, this is a coming together a podcasters. Not no, no,
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: not not a fight, not a fight.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: So it show has conditioned me to fight, I know,
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: tear people apart.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: It's called librofess. The merch is really cute and you
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: can get the logo on various colored T shirts or
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: various color sweatshirts. I'm sure we'll be getting on stickers
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: and stuff, but the logo is really cute. Amy's got
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: a guy that does great merch decorating, and I want
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: to real I should hire him he's great. Oh he's
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: really good. So that's that.
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: That's ticket.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: No, you don't need to buy a ticket. Your name
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: is on the logo.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, yeah, because I would.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It says on the logo Pink Shade and Little
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Mystery Cap, and then down it says.
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: Tiny letters, a date with Daylight.
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: Lever Lounge with Kisha and Murder She Watched, which is
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Amy's other podcast.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: It's like Pink Shade a Date with Daylight.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, it is a Pink Shade, Little Mister Reycap
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: meet up, and.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: I'm grateful to be on there at all.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: We're very, very excited. So I did send Katie a
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: separate text letting you not respond to absolutely not absolutely
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: no response. But I did want to make sure she
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: knew that she's not an afterthought. If you're invited, she's invited.
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will reiterate too.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll see.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: I know our fans have started to bully her into coming, so.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's amazing. Yeah, okay, that's great. All right. I
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: felt good about that. I felt good about the joint
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: bullying effort. And maybe by then we'll start talking about
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: our Christmas special and maybe we'll be more prepared than
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: we were last years.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: You know that could happen, probably won't. Probably, just like
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: some of these couples could make it, probably won't.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: Could. Well, we're going to start with Asha and Maxwell,
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  Speaker 1: and I have to tell you, strangely enough, I believe
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  Speaker 1: in their love and I think they're going to make it.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, I know that weird. Sometimes you just get
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: that feeling like, yeah, yeah, I think these.
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  Speaker 2: No I've heard. I heard you on Love After lock
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  Speaker 2: Up believing in someone's love, and Keisha said it was
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: because you were drunk.
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  Speaker 1: So I wasn't drunk, but I did take my notes
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  Speaker 1: when I've had two glasses of wine. But yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: Kirsten and Brady and I believe in the love. Actually,
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: what it is is that he just said something a
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: little bit profound for a Love After a lock Up
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  Speaker 1: cast member. He said, you know that he knows that
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: he was using meth to mask all his feelings and
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  Speaker 1: now he has to learn how to actually deal with
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: his feelings and not so as you know, we don't
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: normally get somebody with that introspective on what their problems
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: are on these shows. So that's why I felt very
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: positive about him. We shall see. He's already talking about
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: how he's worried, how he's going to relapse.
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: So oh great.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: I could have been excited for no reason. I had
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: something on my hands here and just stuck my finger
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  Speaker 1: in my eye and boys, it burning. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: know what was it? What was it? Oh God, I
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: don't know because I don't know. Well, I just did
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  Speaker 1: make up, and I, you know, did make up with
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: my fingers, so maybe it's I just maybe I just
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: stuck my finger in my eye with makeup on it.
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's starting to get better.
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is the podcast Mary Pang goes half blind
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: on the air.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I had that one one time where I had
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: like some sort of like stroke out situation on the
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: air where all of a sudden I lost vision in
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: like one half of my eye, like I could I
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: could only see out of a little pinhole on the left,
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: and I was like, let's keep going and I can't
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  Speaker 1: have to like turn my head to be able to
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: see what was on my screen. And somebody or a
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: bunkie wrote me and we were joking about it, and
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: I was talking to I think I was talking to Keisha,
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: and somebody wrote because I said I'd had a headache earlier,
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  Speaker 1: and somebody said that it was like a migraine, like
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: it was. The headache came first, and then the weird
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: ye that weird stuff came. Yeah, because I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad, Like I have a little headache,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't feel bad. I could see out of
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  Speaker 1: one pinhole in my left eye and then it eventually
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  Speaker 1: went away.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrifying. What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: And it was your aneurysm.
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  Speaker 1: It was right after I took one of these viter
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: energy things that you said the man I did. I
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: said it must have been I must have had too
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  Speaker 1: much caffeine and my head just couldn't take.
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  Speaker 2: It, or I injected something in there, like and tried
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: to poison you, like Misty on Yellow Jackets.
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• 8:10
  Speaker 2: I know, I think it's not till the end of
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: the year or something. Really, yeah, they.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: Keep teasing it.
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• 8:16
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• 8:19
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  Speaker 1: So Asha and Maxwell, So in the talking head he
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: says it's they're together, and he says, it's been a
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: long eight months. And she said, when we first got together,
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: we promised it would be only every five to six months,
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: but the visa started moving so fast, so we just thought,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: why book another trip because he's on his way, and
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: he goes, oh, I just think of things all the time.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: I just want a cigarette in person. He's like kissing
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: her hand and they're a beautiful couple.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: They're a good looking couple for Yeah.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: So they're driving around and is her mom saymed Juliette.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but she looks like an angrier to
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: rush p Henson.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can see that. I'm just gonna call her
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: mom because I think her name is Julie, but I
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: don't want to say it wrong. So she's saying to Maxwell,
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see your parents. And then she's like,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: what are we going to see Maxell's mama? And they
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: say soon, soon, it's going to be today, and because
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: she's like, I've been in this car for a long time.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: So then Maxwell tells Asha to put on a sweater
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: so she can cover her body. She has on like
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: a tank top and some ripped up jeans.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Talking head together. She goes, Oh, he always wants me
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: to be sexy, sexy, sexy, but then the family needs
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: me to cover up, and then I gotta be comfortable.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: How can I be sexy and comfortable and conservative all
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: at once? And in this heat?
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: You got to get some breakaway pants, like a male
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: stripper and maybe a dicky that covers cleavage that you
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: can rip off to show the cleave once the parents
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: are out of the room, and then the second they
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: walk back in the room you put it back on.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of work. I think just a sweater
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: is good enough.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: She has a body built for sin though, that's those
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: boobies are hard to cover. That's gonna be sensual. Any
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: she looks.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Good in her new confessionals where she's in sort of
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: like an African print dress. Mm. Yeah, she looks good.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: So his parents, Clement and Maria, they greet them, and
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: then they we find out.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant sorry, his mom looks like
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Taraji p Henson her mom.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't understand that because I was like, I
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: don't think her mom looks like Tjils, But I was
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: going with it.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: His mom, that's who I thought you were talking about.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: She looks like an angry, angry Taraji p Henson.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Do a side by side. I know, I'm right, Okay,
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you are. So Clement and Maria, his parents, Uh,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Clement and apparently angry Traji p Henson Maria greet them,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: and then we find out.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: How beautiful I mean, like, they're good looking people, the
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: whole family.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: The whole family.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Sis, you're beautiful, Like everyone's good looking, the.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Kids are cute, everything. Yeah, but we find out this
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: is a big apartment that they rented for the whole
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: family to be together, so this is not where they live.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: We had thought they were bougie, but we don't know her.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: We don't know, but it's confusing. So I don't know
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: if this is like a six room apartment or what's
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: So you're the Airbnb radar was a little off, I
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: feel like, because usually you're very good at that.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean he came down the stairs and said,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pick them up. Hey mom, Hey dad.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: She was cooking in the kitchen.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they were nesting there.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: We only saw it one time, so yes, my Airbnb
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: radar was off that I didn't have any reason to
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: think it right.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: So she admits up blaming you.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, So they give Asha and her mom some Cola
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: kola to officially welcome new people, and Maxwell says it
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: gives life and abundance, and then I looked it up.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Cola most commonly refers to the cola nut, the caffeine
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: rich seed of the African cola tree with the sea
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: that historically served as the namesake and original flavoring for
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: modern cola soft dre Also, can you make cocaine out
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: From the cola tree? No?
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know. I'm just glad it wasn't because
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: when you started saying cola. I was thinking, oh god,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: it's from the colon of a goat or something.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, sometimes this show, Yeah they trick you, but
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: this is a cola nut. So and the talking head
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: the mom says, mom is Maria says. You know, Maxwell
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: is the first son, so that is the most important
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: person in our life. So he needs to attract a
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: good wife. And love is blind. When you love someone,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you behave as a fool. And that is what is
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, she has negative thoughts already. Oh God is
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: not with this couple.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. So let me just let's be reminded. He's
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: twenty eight, so they are probably like, get on it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: He's very late to start a family. I'm sure, yes.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: And you know she's thirty eight, so probably they're like,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: why are you with this oldie?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: You know right, yeah, at least she can still have children,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: we assume, yes, fifty eight, right.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: So they go up to the bedroom and oh my god,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, what is this place? And that's going
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: to be her room.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: It's incredible, it's beautiful. Also, why are they doing this?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Do we think this is a good idea? We're all
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: gonna be in a home together like the real world
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: and mesh the families.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's only there ten days, so what could
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: go wrong?
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: So a lot goes wrong in the on the real
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: world in the first ten days.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: True.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: So he says, I told my parents I'm going to
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: be staying in this room with you basically, and she goes, oh, no,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: what they say? He said, well, they started preaching, and
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: so it's not right because we're not married. And she goes,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: that's right, sweetie, and he goes, what, so, obviously I
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: think they've already slept together. And he's like.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: One thousand percent. She's like, this is on camera. I
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: am my church brand needs to stay pure.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: That's right. She goes, that's that's right, sweetie, and he goes,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: what are you serious. She goes yeah. He goes, okay,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: well then you can't come to my room either. That
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: applies to my room. You can't come to my room.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I love your jokes anyway. How, she says,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: how do you think things went with your parents? He goes, oh,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I think things went well, and she says, what else
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: do you have planned? Just dinner? And he goes, dinner
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: and the kids will come with Blaze and Mercy, and
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: she goes, no, no, no, you already know I don't
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: want everybody in up business, sweetie, no, sweetie. Okay. It's
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: interesting that the sister's name was Blaze b l ai
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Se because that is Kobe's last name. Oh yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Also sometimes the first name in an eighties movie, and
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: that's the bully at the school. Yeah, but I think
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Blaine.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of Blaine's pretty I think maybe, Yes,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: that's James Fader always.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm here for Blaze. I kind of like it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I like it too.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I like it too for a girl's name too. I
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: kind of love that.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I like it. I like it a lot, and I
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: wonder if it is like the mother's maiden name kind
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: of a thing. I'm gonna reach out to Emily and
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: say if they have they know that they can give
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: me this gooop on this name. So anyway, she was like,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you know what, he's.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: From Camera Roon, and we do not know how far
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Camera Roon is from Nigeria. Nigeria. I have no idea.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a very it could just be a
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: very common name, like Smith, you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: so when I'm talking head, she says, on this trump,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I will be staying with Maxwell's parents and sisters. So
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Maxwell's not staying there, I guess, I don't unclear.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I thought he had another room and she said, yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: maybe he's sharing a room with one of the sisters
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: who might really be his wife. And no, no, this
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: is Zina and what's his face situation.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I can't remember Zena's boyfriend's name. Was it Mohammed? I
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: can't remember.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're yes, something like that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's something like that. Okay, so Maxwell, she says.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Maxwell's sister Blaze is like a p I. She just
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: dig and dig and dig and dig and dig until
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: she finds something. And that is what I'm worried with
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: about her. She is gonna keep Ibraham Ibrahim Ibraham.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Abrima that online it says Brima, but she never pronounced
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: stick correctly.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Abrah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Blaize walks in and greets her and the parents, ah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: and they're like so happy to see each other as
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: if they're best friends. They're talking to Blaze says, this
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: is my first time meeting Asha face to face. And
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: in our culture, we really value first sons. We don't
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: joke about our first sons, and anything that will try
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to take them away from the family, we will fight
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: against it.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, well, well she has God on
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: her side, bitch, so you better step up with the
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: devil or something.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Oh I wonder if they know she does all this nonsense.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: So Maxwell, Asha and Mom who his name I think
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: is Juliette Greet Blaze Blaze hugs Asia. Then they all
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: sit down to eat and they're showing Mom how to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: wash hands in the bowl. They have a bowl on
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: the table that you wash your hands because they're going
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: to eat with their hands, so they want their hands
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to be clean right before they start to eat. And
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Maxwell's telling her don't chew. You don't. It's like a
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: little like a look like a mashed potato pasty kind
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: of thing, and he's saying, you just do like this
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: with your hand, you put it. You don't chew, you
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: just swallow. She's like huh and she goes, now, we're
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: used to chewing and esuys okay, but you don't chew this,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: And they get her off on the side and ask her, now,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: did you feel because it's this like that had the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: cola nut and now we've had this, she goes, I
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: do not like Nigerian food. No, I do not.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Poor mom's been hungry since they left. She got a
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: donut at the airport and she's starving.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: She's so hungry.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: So then they.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Start talking about cooking, and Maxwell's dad says, men don't
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: enter the kitchen and he's just like, what, okay, that
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: all right? And they're like, I hope you can cook,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: and she says she can. And then Blaze says, how
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: many kids do you want? And I think she's asking
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: because she's thirty eight, you know. She says two. And
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: she says, why only two? She goes, it's expensive in
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: America to have kids, and Maria, Maria the mom, says
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: two is unacceptable, and dad says, I would prefer four.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not your boddy.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Uh So talking to head mom, Maria says, I do
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: not accept the two children. Maxwell will talk to her
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: and she will realize her mistake.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, okay, they're forceful, they're they're strong,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: they're strong.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Now. The other sister's name is Mercy, and she doesn't
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: talk as much.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Blaze Mercy on night on leth right.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Blaze says, we see that Americans are not submissive, and
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: here in Nigeria, you must be submissive to your man.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And she goes, you know, I understand, she goes, but
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I think if I have an opinion, I should be
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: heard and not heard just because I'm a woman and
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: he knows our respect and I have his best interest
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: at heart, Like there are things I've told him to
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: do and he may not want to, but then when
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: he does it, he sees it was a good outcome,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: like the chemical pile, and he goes, yes, the chemical peal,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: it was good. I think I've told you about. Let
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: me show you the pictures. And he shows his sister
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Mercy the photos and like, oh.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: He looks like he has four fourth degree burns all
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: over his face.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really did it, really, And.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: She really should not have opened the door to these
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: makeovers because this is going to become a whole thing.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: She should have not brought this up.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: No, so he just says, I mean, yeah, like sometimes
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know what he likes until he sees it,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and Blaz says, like, what how could he not know
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: what he likes? He's a man, and he laughs. He
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: goes oh, I know, it's so crazy. She wants to
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: change my hairline and my eyeballs. And then we get
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the explanation of this. He has sun damage to the
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: white part of his eyes, and Blay says, right, in Nigeria,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the white part is not that white. You could see
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: mine is not that white. And Asha explains, well that
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I will protect itself from the sun and grow like
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: a skin over the white part or the pupil, and
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: his has already started on the white part, so he
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: needs to get that fixed. What is that true?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I think that's what the yellow is that comes
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: over the white is okay out in the sun a lot,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and there might be like a genetic component as well.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know any of this. I was fascinated.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: But she's saying this to people who have this issue.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: She's saying it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Because you'll see it as an issue that you see
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: it as how they're created, you know, right.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: But she's like, he needs to fix that because it's ugly,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: like you're right, you know, yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Look at it. Look at all of you. You all
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: look horrible.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we're gonna make him not not hideous.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Get a five for one deal. So and the talkinghead.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Blaze says, I am thinking, are you okay? The eyes
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: are the most delicate part of the body. He should
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: be the one to say if he wants to get
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: it done. So Blaze says, are you going to change
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: everything about him? And she goes, no, no, just those dude,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: We're good. And I'm talking to her as she goes, here's
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the thing. I know, I'm right, and I will continue
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: to do all these things. He has to let them go.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You raised him, he's grown. Let him go and so.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: That I can control him, so that I can tell
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: him what to do.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Right. That's it for them, And it's fascinating. I feel
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: like I need to look up this eyeball thing. I mean,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I assume it's true, and maybe it happens over time.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: If you're in a country where the heat is so
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: strong and people don't wear sunglasses all the time, I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there could be like a what you're ingesting to.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I wonder like if you're I don't know if like
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: what you're eating and drinking affects it, or if it's
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: like a genetic thing that your body is. If you're
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: out in a hot climate like in Africa, then your
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: body is more likely to do that to protect your eyes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: N sure. But and I don't think those Chris Jenner
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: eyedrops will do anything for that. I think, yeah, I
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: think that's just for the redness it is.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: It makes the white of your eyes really white. I
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: have some. I thought about putting some in today, but
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't because I have my contacts and you can't
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: wear it with contacts. Fascinating content. Okay, let's move on
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: to Marissa and Edward. If Marissa is forty five, which
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I think she is, let's just say her mom is
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: sixty five. Holy shit, I live pretty close to Bluebell, Pennsylvania.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I gotta find out who her doctor is because she
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: looks unbol This woman is a wonder of nature.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: And if I were Marissa, it would make me feel
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: self conscious because I'd be like people probably think we're
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: sisters all the time.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: They looked like sisters.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, what did she do? Yeah, she had signed
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: a deal with some sort of the devil or something.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like at some point she made an agreement
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: and we don't know what it was.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: But but don't you think Marissa's mom scares me? Because
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the mom has her hair is a little more tastefully done.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: It's a better color. I think. I think Marissa did
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: sort of some of those same things. She would just
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: they would look like twins.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally her.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Her hair's too white, roast jar, all those things.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to comment on Marissa's body, but
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: she is. She she's very fun, she's very thin. And
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: this situation, yeah.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fascinating the mom the mom fascinating. Yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: So she scares me honestly, Like, if I were Edward,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: my newly circumcised penis would be retracting into my body
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: because I would be so frightened of her.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Gross.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know how that works the science find. But
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: so she is coaching Edward on how exactly to greet
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: her parents. Don't call her mommy, And I was like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: was that an option? Oh my gosh, is that something
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: he's done before? Don't pick her up?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Neither he does that nor.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he did pick up Marissa at the airport,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: so well that makes sense, Yeah, but not the mom,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: not the dad. Please don't try to pick up the dad.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: So don't pick up She's like, don't pick up anyone.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: And she's nitpicking about the food that she set out
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: like she is hosting the president at her home, like
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: a president she and her family respects and I I
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: don't know what who.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: They don't know which one, We don't know which one
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: that would be right?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she is stressing and he's like, they're your
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: parents coming over, like calm down, and she's like, you
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: don't know my parents, like my mom will comment on
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: this rock and yeah, that's so stressful. So he met
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: the parents on vacation once in the dr, but he
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: didn't really have time to get to know them. They
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: were focused more on the kids. And he knows that
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: they can try to make you feel small, but he
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: knows he's a good person and that's what matters. Give
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: him five minutes with the mom questioning his whole self worth.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: So the parents come in. They seem okay at first.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: They seem like their names should be Tipper and Winston
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: or something like that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: What are their names? Tipper and Winston sounds perfect?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it was Bob and Joanne.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I think, so that doesn't go at all. She's only
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: like a Tipper is good. But I would also say
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: maybe people just call it, well, she's not Southern, but
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: somebody like that in the South, somebody her name would
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: be sister, sister, sister mm hmm yeah, like sister, sister Smith,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: or sister so and so and like my friend Hi.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: They call her sister like they're they're the bearn steam bears.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of people in the South.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: A nun, a nun.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: My mom has a friend named sister Simmons. I mean
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: her name is not sister, but they call her sister Simmons,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: and she's sister. It's not like a nun. It's just
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: not a nun. No, it's just somewhere growing up, they
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: started calling her sister because she was a sister, and
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: then now everybody calls her sister. I don't know. It's
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a Southern thing.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Do they do it with brother mm hmmm huh double
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: standards for women. Yeah, oh wait, I.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Think it's I think it's cute, sister.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna start calling you sister.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Do it. I am a sister. Nobody ever gave me
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: a nickname, so I'll take it. I needed one. I
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: have his Harold name.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there are some other relatives coming. Her sister
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: seems very nice. She's like bim Venino Edward, like she's
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: excited that he's there. She's trying to show she is
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: not like these blonde people. She's like a brunette. And
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm not like them. They might be a
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: little racist. I am not. I just want everyone the
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: TV land to know.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, I have accepted my natural hair color.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not one of these people. So they're all
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: joking around and they're doing this joke where like, where
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: you guys are Italian? Oh, Bob, he's Dominican. They make
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it like Edward makes a joke that the dad who
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: does not speak is Dominican, and the dad like laughs,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: like smiles awkwardly. He's like not paying attention. And then
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Marisa's like, and Bob knows a lot about baseball too,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And then the laughter kind of dies, and I was like, Okay,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I think you ruined the moment.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's like, yeah, he's Dominican. Annie knows about baseball.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: You guys can talk about baseball. Go in the other room,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So awkward, she's so nervous. So they asked Edward about
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: his family, and his family sounds like Pedro's family. He
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: has a mom and a sibling and then his dad.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know how many siblings he has from the debt.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, Marissa, dad was not around right, something like that. Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: So Marissa tells them how last night one of her kids, Cole,
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: came in and laid down with his head on Edward's shoulder,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: and he's about to talk about how great it was,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: and she fully interrupts him, and it's like, can you
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: get up so I can sit down? Because I'm wearing heels,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: so you should stand up so I can sit and
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: have your share. Thanks.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: What she said was, this would be a great opportunity
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: for you to stand up and let me sit down.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: That's what she said.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Why is she doing that because she's as bitchy, but
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: also it's making him look inconsiderate and selfish and calling
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: attention to the fact that he is sitting while she
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: is standing. And then someone else brings another chair so
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: they can both sit, and so she's mom says, we're
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: really glad you're here, but it's not going to be
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: smooth sailing, and I am worried. She tells us there's
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: an age difference, a cultural difference, and we don't he
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't know what he's going to do here in America.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Uh uh uh, I wasn't red flag straightened out? My
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: red flag. It's been on the floor, okay.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Red flags, red flags, red flags, and red flag round up.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: And she says, she says to Edward, talk is cheap.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: We'll see what you're made of, which is so like
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: he has to prove himself his worthiness to be yelled
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: at and belittled by her daughter.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Like you're like, uh, if you're worthy, and you're like,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I've been here ten minutes and you just said talk
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: is cheap. Oh oh, nice to meet you, bitch.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, Like her daughter is like a
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: prize that needs to be bitted on and like the
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: best man will win. And it's like she's a forty
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: five year old single mom. I know she works at Kleinfelds,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: but she is mean, So that takes away a lot
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: of the richness of her.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: So she is in fact mean, So yeah, that's.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Really a drawback. So he says, you know, I'm not
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: here for papers or anything like that. I you know,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I know people think that, but that's not why I'm here.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: And the mom is like, we'll see, and Marisa goes, okay,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: let's take the heat off and let's mingle and relax.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: So basically they just move the interrogation to the outside
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: in a smaller group. They literally break up into groups,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: break up into discussion groups, and that discussion he winds
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: up in the same discussion group as the mom again,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: so it's now going to be grilled on the patio
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: by the mom. So he's like, this doesn't feel good.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I know Michael tried to warn me about this, but
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: it doesn't make me feel good. And now he's questioning
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: his self worth.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Like even though he even though he has said more
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: than once and this is not going to bottery if
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: we twenty minutes, he's crumbled.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's that's what the mom does. That's her special power.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: So the cousin is in this breakout group with the
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: mom and Edward and Marissa, and she's like, we are
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: so happy you're here. And you know, Edward, Marissa is
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: smart and successful and she wouldn't bring you here around
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: your kids if she didn't believe in you. So I
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: know this bitch over here is you know, made you
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: scared and wants you to off yourself. But we are
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: happy you're here and we believe in your love. So
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I'm the brunette, remember, don't be scared. And so mom
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: is like, oh, yeah, yeah, we're glad you're here. Totally.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I mean it super glad you're here. But I don't
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: know you well enough to I don't know you well
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: enough to not like you. But what I know of you,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I like you. But people want to come to America
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: because it's a wonderful place.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Is it, I mean not always. Go's some problems we are,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: We are not the top of any list that is important,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: like food security, gun violence, maternal mortality rates, education, But
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: it's a great country. So it's just not the best country,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: and everyone makes it. It's like he will do anything
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: to do anything to get like he is doing fine
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: in the dr. So he says, you know, I gave
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: up my family and my friends and to come here,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: and yeah, America is great, but I was doing okay
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: in my country.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I lived on the beach and now I
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: live in Pennsylvania mm hmm.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: So right, yeah, he had enough money to afford that
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: penis surgery, so he was doing all right.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: So the mom says, my daughter is beautiful and has
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: a heart of gold, and he says, yeah, she's the
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: most amazing person I've ever met. And she goes, so,
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: what is it about my daughter that is so special
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: to you? Make a list? And because she's a prize,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: And he says, I've been through a lot. I learned
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: what I want in a relationship. I want respect and
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: loyalty and trust. And the only person I've found that
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: with is her. She's my person respect.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: She doesn't act very respectful towards him, and my opinion, no.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Respect, but she's loyal. She's probably not going to cheat
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: on him, is I think he's been cheated on before
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: and that must be what he's talking about. But she,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Marissa is like, I'm nervous because that answer sounded kind
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: of macho, like he wants respect and I don't know
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: if my mom's gonna like that. And that's not what
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I would have led with. And I wish I could
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: have written out these answers ahead of time for him
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: on little flash carts or talked into his ear secretly
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: into a microphone. He told him what to say. So
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: mom says, well, so far your relationship has been on vacation.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: You know you only have ninety days. You're gonna have
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: to learn new things about each other, and you might
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: not always likely. You see, she's kind of a bitch
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: about the pillows on the bed. So we'll see how
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: you like that. And so we'll see how you do.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: And he says, I'm gonna do everything I can and
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: she says, that's all you can do. And Mom says
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: to us, we'll see. My daughter is extremely strong. And
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: relationships end, sometimes they begin, they end, it's what happens.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: And if it does, she'll survive. If she leaves him,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: she'll survive. And whatever, it's fine. And then so Mom
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: says to him, well, I pray it works, and let's
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: pray that God is with you and God's will is done.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: And I was like, are you what are you asia?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I was like that we just.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Took a left turn into church. Yeah. Wow, very bizarre.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: And so that was it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, she was right. Her mom is a piece
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: of work. And dad just knows better than to speak exactly.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob, he's hiding in the kitchen. Yeah, So it's.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Funny, Okay, Shay and annabel So Annabelle arrives home from
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: her Manny petty spa Da and he's like, you feel better,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Still we still say we're still mad at me. So
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: she was, I feel better, Angie told me the truth
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: about you and her. But but we still have the
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: problem because of Nicole. He goes, here's the thing that
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you know, Nicole. If she runs, if we run into her,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: or she pops up, I'll take care of it. Don't
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you worry about Nicole. And she says, okay, I will
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: accept your apology because you do. You get my apology.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: And then the time I knew that spa day in
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: a closed room with no windows would be the answer.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I knew this Paducah, Kentucky spa would be the answer.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: So did she notice there were no windows? It was
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: the fumes are really going to get to you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: It was a it was a looks like somebody's basement backroom.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really did. It looks like a basement. Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: So talking head together, she says, I don't know what
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: to tell you. You fucked up. I came here for you,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: and you need to be on your best behavior. Now
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be your wife, and he goes, I
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: will definitely work on it, and she goes she goes, no,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. This is my rule. If you just
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: respect me again, I am done and I'm leaving. And
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: he goes, don't worry. You're the boss. You're the boss, babe,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, I am. He goes, that's right,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you're the boss. She goes, I am the boss. He goes,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I got it. You're the boss. I'm the boss. We
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: got it. She's the boss. Oh my god. They said
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: it's six times. But he's definitely just appeasing her, definitely,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: and he definitely is going to do it again.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: So then she says to him, you have gained a
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: lot of weight since you visited me. You need to
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: lose weight so you have better sex. I'm always on
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: top doing all the work. And he goes, that's not
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: because i'm fat, that's because that's the way I like it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my gosh, So I can't.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: He's starfishing. He's a starfisher.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: He is, like they said, dead cow, dead cow. That's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: the cow, dead cow.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: I can't believe he can even do it. He looks
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: like he's about to die of dysentery at any moment,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: So I can't believe he can actually have sex.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: On his back and she finds it and hops, yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's so gross.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. I apologized. I don't that I don't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: know why they just came. That was terrible.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I heard you say two pumps and you're done. There's
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: something I'm love after luck up and I gasped my
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: pearls pull throw them across the room. You've changed.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Aah, it's not good.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, So mister, I'm really ashamed of you. Sisters
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Mary Payne sister, not good. Go back to the Covenant.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: You know that is It is a joke in my
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: family that my mother she has two sisters and her
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: one sister's name is Barbara, who lives in Virginia, and
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: my mother will say to me, my sister Barbara from
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Virginia is coming to visit. I'm like, you don't you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: could just say Barbara, like I know that's your sister
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: that lives in Virginia, Like she's eighty years old, Like
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I got it, you know, but she's also.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: She does have two sister is better named Barbara, so
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: it's not like she needs to distinguish from the other
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: sister Barbara.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: She'll say it's to me, She'll go you know, my
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: sister Barbara's coming to visit. I'm like, okay, you know.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: She's like, you know, the one lives in Virginia. I'm like, yeah,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I've met her. Yes, yeah, I got my familire. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: So that's whenever Barber's around, we're like, sister Barbara, sister Barbara.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: So okay. So uh, Annabelle says Alison, and ang told
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: me you're a good guy, so I will forgive you.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: He goes, oh, babe, y' so great, babe, babe. You
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: know it's football not so we could go out get
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: some dinner, I could drink some beers and we could
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: meet some people. And she goes, no, I do not
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: want to do that. We'll stay home. And he goes,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: how about we go out tonight for football on beers
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: and we stay home tomorrow. She goes, no, you're staying
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: in and we are drinking herbal tea and doing yoga
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and he's like huh. So they get on the floor
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: to do yoga and she goes, okay, just pray and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: he goes, I'm praying for a beer and a football game.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm praying for. And so she's trying to
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: get him to like stretch and like just pull back
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: and forth and do like meditation, and he goes, Babe,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you forgave me. It's just shut up
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: and meditate, and then she leaves him on the floor
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: and he can't get.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Up, so nope, she's down.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not I'm not helping your fat ass anymore.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I've come here to whip you into shape. Right.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: She is like that the first move was this, just
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: raised one arm above your head. And he's like oh,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: and she's like that was hard, that was it? Okay,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: that was too much for you?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well he said that, and I don't know how
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: many years. I can't remember how many years it's been
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: years since they've seen each other. So I guess he
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: was thinner when he went there and he came home
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: and just blew it all out, like waiting for her
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: to get there for two years or three years or
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: what it was.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he already say it's beautiful when he got
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: when he was there last time, and he's just now
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: more even more fluffy.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, it's on the talking head. She says,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you know, she's given up a lot to be here,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: so I may have to give up partying and women.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: It's a two way street, you know. I have to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: do anything to make sure she doesn't go home. All right,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: that's that attitude. Who like, good job.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not gonna last.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go to what I thought to be a very
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: weird interaction with Thomas and Paula. Oh my god, I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: found I found this. I felt like, did I miss
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the scene? Did I like go to the bathroom mississcene?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Because it's like they were fighting and then all of
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: a sudden they were walking and he was crying. I
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: was like, what happened?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very bizarre. They're a weird couple. So
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: they they're going on a hike slash walk. He's wearing jeans,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: so unsure. Yeah, so she's fel mad that he glued
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: her perfume shut, as we all are, because that's not reasonable. Also,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: how did he have no allergic reaction when he took
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: the lid off to glue.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: The wouldn't The glue smell is pretty strong as well
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: So she says, we have hung out with many people
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: wearing perfume, and he's never said anything. He's never had
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: a reaction. But with me, he's super allergic. I think
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: it's a way for him to control me. And yeah,
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. And so in the car, I'm
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: going to piss off that one listener of yours who
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: wrote that she that you can have invisible reactions too perfumes.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a listener that said that, you know that,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I think she is very effective about perfumes. And she says,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you don't know, I see it, you know.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah he could have had headaches or yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I think she might be right, though it is like
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: a control thing.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I just don't And I believe your listener. One, of course,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe him though.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: That's that's the point you we're trying to miss.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Those things can be true. I can be a real
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: thing that happens, but that doesn't mean it's happening to him.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: So in the car, he's like, oh, I don't feel good.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: My nose is running. I don't normally feel like this.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: My throat is itchy, my nose is running. I have
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: to keep blowing it. This isn't normal for me. And
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: she's like, Okay, bear in mind, we've never seen we've
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: not seen him blow his.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Nose white or anything.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: No, not white it no klean necks, not sniffing whatever.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: So she's I lost Mary Payin. She didn't here.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I am sorry, there she is. Yeah, I was messing
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: with the settings because I felt like you're doing a
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: little lag. So I was just looking at the settings
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: while you're talking, and then I guess I just close
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: completely out. Higher. Yeah, so sorry, we're talking about Thomas'
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: fake reaction of perfume. Hey continue, yeah, continue, Okay.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: So she's like, I can't handle with you this double
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: personality you have, and He's like, listen, I'm just having
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: trouble just getting through today. If this is a hard
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: day for me, can you just go easy on me?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: What's so hard about it?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I don't understand, because, like, maybe he does have invincible allergies,
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: but a woman who was in active labor would complain
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: less than this. I complained less than this when I
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: had to go to the hospital for constipation. So I
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: just said it. So now everyone knows, but deal with it,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: and I complain less than this. Something. He is a
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: giant baby, and it's not attractive. So what did his
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: mother do to him? Did his mother, who we need
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: to meet his parents because yeah, or do they have
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with him?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Does he have a friend. I don't think he has
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: a friend.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think he has friends or parents. They've just
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: owned him. So he said he's always fakeing allergy attacks
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: around them, and they couldn't deal with it anymore. So
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: he says, she just doesn't understand my allergies. He thinks
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: she thinks they're a personal attack on her, and they're not.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: He says, I think gluing the bottle shut was the
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: best thing I could have done, but I feel badly
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: that she's upset about it. So I'm not upset. I
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: did it. I wouldn't change it if I could, but
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry she feels upset.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry if right if?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm sorry about what just happened in
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: the car. I'm sorry. I'm happy to be here with you.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Let's go on this hike, and he says, it's just
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: it's hard for me to be myself when I feel
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: so bad again. We have not seen him cough, blow
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: his nose, itch his skin, run his temples, anything, So
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: he says, when the perfume came out, my nose is running,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: my sinuses are congested, my throat is itchy. I can't
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: focus on anything else when my whole face is inflamed.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, maybe it's an interior flaming. I
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't see it. I don't understand it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sure this will be dug into at the reunion, Like,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: please explain to us what your psychosmatic illnesses are.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I have normal I have allergies. As
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: you can see if you watch on video. I'm constantly
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: wiping my nose because it's always stripping. During our podcast,
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: I was up half the night with itchy skin because
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I'm having some sort of allergic reaction the past week
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: to something. So and it sucks. But you can't take
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: it out on her.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I don't hear you complain it about it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I literally just did, but not until we got to
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: this part of the show where it I triggered it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: But you just deal with it. He doesn't know how
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: to just deal with things. So she's like, but you're
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: fighting with me and you're not being a gentleman, and
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: like I came all this way and you're not treating
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: me well, And he says, I'm sorry. I just can't
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: seem to express what I'm going through right now. I'm sorry,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: and then he says, I'm sorry. I'm the one you're
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: matched with this.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: This whole thing was so strange. It was like what
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: happened to the card to this just seemed like two
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Like there had to have been three hours with the
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: footage in between to get to this point. Is there strange?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: And so she's like, it's okay, we'll find a middle road.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: We are opposite people and we have opposite lifestyles, but
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I love you. I just want to be treated better.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: And he says I'm sorry, and then he starts crying,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: which is going to make his nose run more, but
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't see any tears. He does like a classic
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: face scrunching.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: And she says he's very sensitive, and he's like, I am,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: that's true. And he says, it's just been such a
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: hard two days. I can barely make it through. And
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: she's like, okay, haha, I've been here two days and
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: you want to send me back. Okay, that's great. What
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: is heart? What has been so hard?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: You got to have a lot of sex and.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: You did spidering all night long.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Spidery and it's been hard because you have to smell
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: a little perfume. Yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: So she's like, we just have to find a way
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: to meet in the middle, and I was like, don't
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: say me, because then you're gonna stay in another fight.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: So later at home, he's stretching with his ass in
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: the air and she's like, ten minutes in that position, Thomas,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: your face is red and which again is going to
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: make his nose run. And he says he's like making
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: a joke, like nobody kiss me. So she gets down
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: on the ground and kisses him and then she pulls
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: him out of the position. They're kind of fun sometimes,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: but then they go into being horrible like two seconds later.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: So she wants better hangers to clean, to hang her
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: clothes up, and she wants to go buy a dresser
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: because again he's given her a coat closet. She's doing
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: her things so and he's like, I don't even know
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: where we would put a dresser, and I would rather
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: give you the closet. And she's like, well, I can't
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: hang my panties in my socks.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you also dress her.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: You should have already given her the closet, Like this
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: should not even be a question or part of the
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: clos and she says, I've never he's never lived with
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: a woman before. I need to educate this little baby.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: What is he? Where are his? Where's his? Like underwearing
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: socks and small things? If he doesn't his t shirts
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: are hung up, like what are we doing?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Well, he pulls out one of those foldable cubes and
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: he's like, I cleaned out this bucket for you. It's
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: not a bucket, it's a foldable cube. And he's like this, think,
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: say you're welcome, Like cleaned out this bucket for you,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: so you can put your panties and your socks in it,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: like all together like a sock basket.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Right, like basket.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Haiti recently revealed that her sister tried to get the
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: whole family to do when she was growing up, and
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: all of them were supposed to put their socks in
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: the same basket even though they didn't share socks. But
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: it was a sock fatsket.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: There was a guy who loves blind that did that.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: The family had a sock basket and the family, I mean,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I was like psychos.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Also, remember Greg and Lucille would they were She was
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: folding like five million socks for some reason. It was like,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: why are there somebody socks? What is he doing with
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: those socks?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Well, we know what he was doing with those socks.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's like, put your panties and socks in
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: this basket. And she's like, I didn't come to play games.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I want to live a normal life, like I lived
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: in Brazil with drawers to put my clothes in. Not
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: asking for a lot, Thomas, She's.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Not asking for a lot. It's crazy.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: So she unpacks a black urmalin turmalin turmaline, which is
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: some sort of crystal rock thing and she has bought.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: She's like, this will clean the bad energy in the apartment.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: And she says she has been playing a dangerous game
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: of wasting money and now she's starting to waste my money.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: And I was like, is she hunting people?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Why is it so dangerous to buy a big crystal Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: It's playing a dangerous game. And like he's gonna do
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: something about it. He's just gonna whine and his voice
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: will get really high. So she says, she invested invested
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars in this rock, but it's
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: an investment that will give us a return, try to
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: be magical at least one time, because I'm doing all
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: the work and manifestation all by myself. Thomas, try to
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: be a magical being at least one time.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. He's very into yoga, so it seems
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: like this is not a not an illogical step for
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: him to also be into crystals. But he's also we know,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: like an aerospace engineer, so he's too science brained for that. Yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he says, I'm spending thousands of dollars on
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: real things. I don't I don't know what he's where
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: an ouch? Yeah so yeah, not a table that you
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: can have a chair at. This is a bad investment.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: This rock And she says, you have your roller blades
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: and he says those get me places. They save on
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: gas money. Are you commuting in your.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Work? Oh my god, I would die.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: So she says, my manifestations are all the hard work
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: that I am doing. I have created this. I show
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: you a totally new world. When I met you, you
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: only ate rice, banana and meat. You was dry like
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: a grape like like sucks. So at least they thank you.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: So somehow she has made him add more foods to
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: his diet through her manifestations and.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got he's got something going on where he
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: ain't right.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Well, he has prones, I believe.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: He said, Okay, that doesn't make you weird, that.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: He's just weird. It doesn't. And she's like, don't touch
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: my rock. If you want to lose one teeth, you're
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: gonna mess with my rocks. And she says money is
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: only worth anything while I'm alive, Like, if I die,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: what does it matter if I have a billion dollars
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: in the bank. And this is the first time I
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: really thought, do I really want to marry this guy?
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: He's so stupid, it's so aggressive. So he says, I
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: told the government I would sponsor you, but I want
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: to sponsor you. I'm not sponsoring your rocks to come here.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm scared. I got you a credit card because
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: you need a credit card, but it has your name
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: on it and I'm paying the bills and I'm really
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: scared to give it to you. And he says I
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: got her the credit card because she needs independence, but
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: I'm terrified what she's going to do with it. And
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: she goes, can I buy a car with it? And
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: he says, she goes in and out of credit card
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: debt and I didn't tell her, but it has a
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: twenty five thousand dollars spending limit, because that was the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: lowest I could get. See, I think how much money
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: does he have?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: He must have a lot, because and I also think
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: he could very easily call the credit card company and say,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I'd like for you to make this like two thousand dollars, right,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: it's been more than this amount a month or whatever.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm giving it to my teenage son, and I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: don't want him to spend it on a party. So
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: she says, I swear when I want something in Brazil,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: money just appears manifestation. So I'm not worried.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: It's great for her.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know they're fascinating. He makes me uncomfortable.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Uh, he makes me uncomfortable too. He feels very like
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: a like a loose cannon, like you don't know what's
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: gonna happen.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Totally. I don't feel like he's being a real person,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: like or if he is, like he's unhinged, like yeah,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I just don't. I don't. I wouldn't feel safe in
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: his company.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I definitely not with perfume. So speaking, I'm unhinged. All right,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: let's go to Debbie and Meadow.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: So oh boy.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: We start with where we left off, with them having
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: that fight at that bar on Halloween, and he's outside
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: saying I've been patient with her, and the producer goes,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: what happened to the car? He goes in the car,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I did nothing. She was crying. She was crying saying
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: she's prostrated, she's frostrated. She says I need conversation, and
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I say I am listening, and then she goes, no, blah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Blah blah, Wow, that's not what happened. And the producer says,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: so I am listening.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: No, he did not say I'm listening. What's wrong?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong girl, I'm listening. I'm here for you.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: He says. My plan is just to go home, go
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: to my country. I don't I don't need something. I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: don't need something. So Astra and Laura are standing there
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: and they're like, shit went south fast, and this is
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: not Egypt is not a Muslim country. You do not
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: treat women here like that, motherfucker. And then we see
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Astro's boyfriend off to the side like home or simpstring
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: was just like, like, you know, what a mess with her?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: And they're like, he has the nerve to treat her
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: like that today here, and now how's he gonna treat
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: her when they're home. He's not gonna treat her well
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: at all. I don't know what the future holds, but
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: it doesn't look good. And Astras says, I'm very upset.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Debbie does not deserve that heartache, not at all. So
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: they all go into the bar because now they need
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: to drink. So yeah, now think they're right though.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: If he treats her like that in public, in front
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: of her friends, in front of a camera crew, how
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: is he treating her when no one it's just them
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: in the apartment?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Right? So Debbie is at home and she appears to
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: be sitting in her bed drunk, and she says, it's
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: na a bad day and this evening I had a
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: mini melt down and instead of compassion, I just got
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: what do you have to be crying for? Where are
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: you have to be crying for? He just dismissed anything
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I was feeling. And it's always the same thing. If
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: he's not comfortable, he's going to go home. He's going
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: to go home.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: And if you live.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: You love someone, you don't throw that in their face
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: every two days. I'm not going to be taking and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: called a bitch and yelling in front of my friends.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: And he has a gug. It's back up a goa.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: So she's drunk in her bed. She wasted, Yeah, hounding
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: some Savignia blanc so and the talking head. He says,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I was surprised. She made a big mistake when she
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: questioned my virginity. She pushed me too far. She saw
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: pictures of girl in Egypt, and so of course I say,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: shut your mouth. And after that I will not deal
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: with her at all. It is finished. It is over.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: And we see him getting on the couch and he
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: looks at his phone. He goes checking the flights. I
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: can't find one that would work, but tomorrow, god willing,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I'll find one. I can't be with her after these things.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: It's over over over all, right, it's not over. They
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: got married. We heard, they got married, we saw, and
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: it's completely depressing to think that she did that. She
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: speaking a big mistake. So now it's fifty nine days
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: to wed and Debbie says, this is a huge mess.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I don't have any idea what to do yesterday. He
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: got into a mood and then I had this moment
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: where I remember being married before and feeling so alone,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: and I'm not going to do it again. I have
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: no idea. If he's booked a ticket, I am so shocked.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to feel. I'm going to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: meet it with Astra later to talk. I'm embarrassed so badly.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: It's not even funny, and I'm expecting an Astra, we'll
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: just say run and get out while you can gain in.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: So maybe she goes to work or something, because they
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: meet later and then we see is wrapped himself in
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: a white fluffy robe where a blanket or something is
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: sitting on the bed. After she leaves, I guess he's like,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go get in the bed so.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: With my Lulu legging sign and a fluffy jacket.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: So the producer walks in and says, uh, meto, what's
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: going on, and he goes, nothing's going on. I'm trying
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: to find a ticket I had. If I had a ticket,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I would go back to Egypt today. I don't think
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: you can aford of my ticket. All right. Now she
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: goes to meet up with Astra. It's obviously like after work,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: and Astra tells her, I have never seen anything go
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: south that fast in my life. It broke my heart
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: for you. Like he was acting at the Haunted House
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: like he was there for an audition, not a date
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: with you. And that was really, really, really heartbreaking to see.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: And the talking head Astra goes, I would not accept
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: that behavior from anyone, and I would not rush it
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: under the rug. I would be like, send this guy home.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: So then Astra says to Debbie, no matter what culture
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: you're from, saying shut your mouth, woman is not acceptable,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: and she goes and he tried to intimidate me, and
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: he got close to me and he was just bulging
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: with rage. You could see the veins in his neck.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: It's super immature, like you are over forty years old, sir.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Grow the fuck up. He acted like a clown. I
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: was worried for you. And if I was you, Debbie,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I would be devastated. If he's saying that stuff in
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: front of people, how does he treat you when no
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: one's around? So Debbie's's not She's going, yeah, yeah, he
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: was raging. He was raging, But I want you to
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: calm down. I don't want you to be worried. He's
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: been so wonderful on some days.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, those.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Are in the honeymoon phase. He's only there for three months.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: You can't like act normal for three months. No, Astor says, right,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: but not having a great day should not result in
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: a Toddler esque meltdown. So do you think he really
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: loves you? And Debbie goes, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: It was really bad. I don't know right now. And
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Astra says, do you think he's using you to get famous?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Just to be on TV? She goes, well, I don't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: think so. He says he came here for me. I've
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: never heard him say that. I've heard him say he's
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: going to be a Hollywood star.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, show us the footage.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Had I heard him say anything about her? And Astra says,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: his intentions are questionable. I feel like he's just using her,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: and it seems like he's acting. He's acting this one way.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: So Astra says, Debbie, I don't think you can marry
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: this guy. He really showed his ass and I don't
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: think you can come back from it. And I don't
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: think it would be right to give him another chance.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I get very strange vibes from him, and Debbie goes, yes,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: that's right, he will have to apologize. He will have
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: to apologize, and Astra goes, even if he does apologize,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: send him pack an asap. Get him out of here, girl.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, roll up those lulu leggings and put him in
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: the backpack.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Send him on already, he's already dressed for trap, he's
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: already travel.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: I get very strange vibes from him and I didn't
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: even see him in the leggings and the fuzzy bathrobe
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: that he's wearing. Yeah, but I still get very strange
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: vibes from.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Him because he was so weird in the haunted house
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: and not even speaking to her, but like, it was
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: very weird. So in the talking head, Debbie says, he
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: is not showing me that he loves me or that
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: he cares about me, and I really, honestly, I don't
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: know what he's doing here, and by the way he's acting,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: these are relationship ending consequences.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, Debbie, I'm scared for you. I don't think you
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: should have rented an apartment with stairs because I don't
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: trust I don't trust him around them.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, we're going to talk about We're going
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: to talk about Mallory and Rush Sheet, and then we'll
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: end with Katie and Josh. So Mallory and Ross Sheet.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: They are on the bed with all the dogs. Now,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: the night before was the party. He's still in his
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: you know, World War two win her shirt or whatever.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: It's like, whatever that shirt was he had.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Some people do not like showering.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: They don't shower before bed. They get sweaty and drink
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: all day and get right in the bed. But all
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the dogs are there, and he says, I was drunk
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: last night. That's why the dogs got to sleep in
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: the bed. She goes, nah ah, I looked over. You're
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: cuddling with Opal. You're cuddling with Opal. That that little
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: dog with the short legs is trying to get up
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: on the bed with the steads. It's so cute. It's
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: so cute. So then talking head together, she goes, last
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: night he got white girl wasted. He's like, so what,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: She goes, you know, like white girls they like to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: get wasted. It's like white girl wasted. They got act
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: silly like crazy. He's a oh okay, he says, today
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have the hangout and she goes, no,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: it's called hangover. And then he says, I'm going to
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: make some Turkish food to make us feel better, and
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, no, my butthole's gonna hate me later.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: And they talk about their butttholes being on fire. Ye,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: not great, So she.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Says, they talk about but stay. They last disagree.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: So I've had I've had twenty six years of marriage.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: No butthole talk, No buttholetalk. Ever, So she says, but
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: did you have fun at the party and he says yes,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: and he says, Brandy is bad. I talked to him.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, what was that about. He goes, I
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: say I don't want you to be friends with my fiance.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: And he didn't listen to me. He was angry, and
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Mallory goes, I can't completely cut him out of my life.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: You need to figure your shit out with each other,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: because we're going to be in each other's lives, like
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: like Wren are Yan Wren. Michayla's husband is Brandon's best friend,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna all be around each other. And he says, no, no,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: if you love me, you listen to me. He goes, no, no,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: you're starting shit doesn't need to be started. So they're
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: talking it together. He says, I talked to Brandy and
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: he's got something in his throat like, oh, I'm Brandy,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: get the fuck out of my truck raw, And I
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: say what. I don't understand him hilarry stick in front
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: of his voice because it's very like low and red neecky. Yeah,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I say what? Then I just say yes, okay, And
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Mallory says, I want to say if somebody said that
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: to me, don't talk to my fiance, I'd be like, okay,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: bitch bye. And he goes, oh, oh if he said
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: that to me, I would really punch him. She goes,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: oh you would. He goes, yeah, I would say who
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: you think you are? Beach, and then she laughs because
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: she thinks he's hilarious. And then talking head, she goes,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I'm okay with him being the man of the house.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: I get it, but he is not going to come
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: in and change everything, like these people are part of
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: my life. They've been part of my life for a
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: long time. And if he has this much problem with
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: American culture, he should have married a Turkish woman. So
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: he's cooking and she's staring at him, and he goes,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: I can't look you. Change your face, please change this face, please,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know what you're gonna do,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: and he goes, I don't want to see this face
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: right now, and she goes, Okay, then turn around, go
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: to the stove her. I love her.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I love that. I do like her attitude.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe in their love. Still.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I think there's the second once this Brandy issue.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: By the way, he needs to call him Brandon, like
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: he's not even respecting him enough to call it by
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: his name.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: So I think it's I think it's hilarious.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: It is funny. But the once this issue is going
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: to be resolved, we have the whole secret of she
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: doesn't want kids and he thinks she does.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Oh I already forgot about that secret.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Well, they brought it up in the first episode, so
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: we think it will be an issue again. But I
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: feel like they needed to discuss a lot of this
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: stuff before, like who's in charge Brandon the whole thing.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of it is for show because
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I think they're pretty solid.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: That would make me happy, Yeah, because I think they're
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: really cute together.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's talk about Katie and gosh.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: This fucking train wreck of a couple.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, she's speaking of ain't right. She ain't right.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Something ain't right with her, and she needs to get
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: a proper diagnosis, because now that you've mentioned it, I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: have noticed she does have a lot of facial tics
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: and very inappropriate things that she says, and she could
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: have Tourette's. I don't know. I don't know. Something is
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: going on. She is misdiagnosed, and maybe maybe we'll get
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: to it this season because they do need to be together.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: And he is on Instagram daily talking about his life
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: in the United States, trying to.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Get like telling people in the comments to be nice. Right,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: so right, so we'll see he has a desk in
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: a chair that her friend gave them, presumably for free.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: So he's thrilled, and she's like, I'm have you have
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: a disk. She's in a bad mood. She's been real
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: bitchy to so she says setting up a space with
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: someone is out of my comfort zone. I don't like
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: living with people. And he's like, okay, it's been nice.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: I guess I'll go back to England, and she says
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: it's been difficult and we aren't communicating well and he's
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: been frustrated by the lack of furniture and many other things.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: She says, let's not nitpick over each detail of the
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: apartment because we're making progress, and he's like, yeah, I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: think I'm in I'm going to feel like really good
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: about it. I think we're in a better place today
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: than we were yesterday. And she goes, it's worse and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: he's like, okay, well.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: It's worse because you were because you got one piece
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: of furniture and now you're a monster with your chair.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: So you monster for not wanting to sit on the
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: floor when your back hurts. So he says, can you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: just not be dismissive and acknowledge that I've uprooted my
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: life and moved across the world. And this is when
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: she says, when I moved to Europe, I didn't find
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: it that big of a deal. So it's hard for
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: me to empathize with you. Okay, what the fuck is
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: wrong with her?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna have to it's gonna have to come out.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to figure it out and all be explained.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: But she did not move to Europe. She traveled for
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: two years as a traveling dog sitter. She didn't pack
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: up her entire life because she left all her shit
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: in the storage unit here, So she didn't pack up
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: everything she had and moved to another country. She just
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: took a little sabbatical and traveled for two years and
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: left all her shit here and knew she was coming
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: back so.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Could come back at any time.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Right, So he says, you went on holiday with a suitcase,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: I left everything, and now that I'm here, I'm not
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: allowed to leave for over a year and I'm not
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: allowed to work, so it's a completely different situation. Also,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: being an immigrant in the US is a very fragile
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: position right now, and it weighs on me, and.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: She nowed it now, Yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: And she goes, I think if I was in your position,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: I would be less stressed out because you don't think
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: about the consequences of your actions. So if you were
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: an immigrant in a country that is violently deporting people,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't think twice about it because you'd never think
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: about consequences or repercussions of your actions. But he's a
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: conscientious adult who thinks about these things.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. And she's also kind of a lily white
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: girl who doesn't have to worry about it because she's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: not a brown person, you know what I mean?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So he says, I think you just say
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: things that sound hopeful, and she says, well, you just
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: take it that way, and he says that's a cultural difference.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe in the UK we read into things and I'm
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: trying to understand. No, she's just being a bitch. I'm
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: trying to understand American ways and you could put in
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: a little effort to understand British ways. And she goes,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: we're in America.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: She's awful. I mean when she said to him, I
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: don't want to live with anybody. I don't like anybody
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: in my space, I would have been like, well fuck off,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Why am I here? Why am I here? Yeah?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: So someone on Reddit said she drinks so much because
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: she knows she's unpleasant person when she's sober, and now
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: I can't unsee it.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping this next episode somebody's going to call out
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: or drinking, because when we get to it, you can
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: tell everybody that SES are coming is afraid they're going
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: to get attacks.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, but I would I would drink too if this
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: was the miserable kind of person that I was without alcohol,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: I would probably.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: To no, it's not the answer.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: No, you need to fix yourself. Like there's so she's
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: clearly self medicating in the wrong way. So it's a
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: maladaptive technique that she's using too.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Big word, big word, big word alert.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: I do a lot of therapy. So it's her birthday
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: party tonight at a bar, which is great, and the
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: way her previously sullen, frowning red lips lit up when
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: she said the word bar. She's like, it is my
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: birthday today at a bar, and I'm so excited. This
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: is the first time we've seen her smile in this episode, literally, and.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: It's have you seen have you go ahead?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Because the red lips because they're so clown like.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: So smearred everywhere. Have you seen? Reality rocks her due
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Katie and Josh, I mean it is beyond I mean
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I've screenshot is it to her? I was like, I'm dead,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I'm on the floor. I cannot and she was like,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: she's like too far. I was like, no, no, it's
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: she painted her whole fought of her face with It's
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: so good. It's so good.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for the puppets, because that puppet account that
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: does the it's so funny.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: AI, How are they doing them so fast?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, maybe it is AI. I didn't
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: even think about that.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm so bad at that.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Okay. So she's super excited because it's at a bar
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: and her friend Ryan is in town, and she invited him,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: but maybe realized that she shouldn't have. So she met
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Ryan when she ran the Chicago Marathon together, and then
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: they traveled together in Europe for two weeks. She was
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: in her chaotic era girls still in your chaotic ERAI are?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: She made out with Ryan several times, and Josh was
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: present for two out of the four makeouts.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: Ok And she says, and he doesn't know that he's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: coming to the party. And that's also why I'm pissed
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: today because I hate keeping secrets.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: It just none of it makes sense. This poor girl.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Something is so wrong. She has got to seek some help.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: So she is worried Josh won't go to her party
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: because he had said I won't get within twenty feet
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: of Ryan. Why did you invite him? Because you enjoy
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: chaos and you are an agent of chaos. And yes,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: do not want to change. Yes, you seek out the
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: chaos because something is going on in your brain chemistry
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: and you're seeking serotonin or something by creating these drama
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: filled situations.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, all of it.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, So she says to him, I have something to
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: tell you, and she's like, smiling really awkwardly, and I
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: invited someone you don't like to my party. I invited Ryan. Smile, smile, smile.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: She's like, I just got excited when he said he
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: was in town visiting, but I didn't think it through
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: because I don't think anything through. And he says, well,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: this puts me in an awkward position. I don't want
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: to be a dick, but it's your birthday. And he says,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: I met Ryan in Germany at a bar, and she
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: kissed him and was about to travel with him for
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: two weeks. And I told her to stop or admit
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: that you just don't want to be in a relationship
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: with me. And while she was away with him, traveling
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: the whole time, I thought I would be getting a
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: text from her saying they slept together. Like I was
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: living in constant fear, and I had to choose to
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: believe her when she said nothing happened, but this is
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: exhausting and just the.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Two of them were traveling and he thinks nothing happened.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Come yeah, mm hmmm.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: So she says, what can I do to make you
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: comfortable at this party? And he said, well, you must
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: know by now what's good behavior and what's not, like
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: having a dozen shots and making out with him or
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: other people. I'm not asking for a lot. And she
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: doesn't promise not to do that. She's just like, okay,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: she's like kind about six shots, is that right? Uh huh, yeah,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: that's half. She's like, I want you and Ryan to coexist,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: and he says, I want to know what Ryan's motives are,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: why he thinks it's okay to make out with you
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: and when he knew we were together. So Josh is
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: mad and he thinks Katie is taking advantage of him
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: being so nice. Yeah, and he's like, I don't know
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: what Katie wants to happen in this situation, but if
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: she plays games, she's gonna find out good. He's not
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: gonna do anything. He's gonna say he's he he should
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: have put his foot down so long ago.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Like listen, he sent Ryan. He sent Ryan a strongly
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: worded text. That's that's about as bad as going to
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: get for Josh. He's gonna send you strong, strongly worded British.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Text and at the end it's going to say best Josh,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: cheer go yeah Josh. So she says to him, I
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: want to be a better person to you and a
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: better partner for us, but part of me likes seeking
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: thrills and excitement. Call your therapist, tell them Houston, we
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: have so many problems. This is not O c D.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: This is something that I'm not qualified to diagnose. But
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: she needs to deal with this before she gets married.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: And for the love of God, Josh, you need to
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: move on. And if Katie fixes herself and comes back
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: to you before you're already spoken for, then great. And
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: if not, it wasn't meant to be because it's giving
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: pathetic now that you are still staying in this relationship.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: He's cute and he's British, and it seems like he
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: has some money, he's got a career.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, he seems he has a lot of chess
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: care that he likes to show off in some Yeah yeah,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: all right, so.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: We're trying to set him up. Somebody going to check
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: in the Portland area.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: So he says, when you say things like that that
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: you're seeking excitement and thrills, it makes me feel like
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: a bald and chain and I'm weighing you down and
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: all you want to do is live this part of
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: your A lifestyle title.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, episode of.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: Yep, but I didn't sign up for this and this
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: isn't the relationship that I want. And she's like, yeah,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'm not going to change. She didn't
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: say that, So he goes, I'm crazy. I'm fun girl.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: So my whole personality is alcohol. So they go to
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: her party and she's like yay, and he goes, yay
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: twenty eight and she's like twenty seven wow, and he's like, oh,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: that's embarrassing. But she is young. I mean, she's still
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: in her twenties. She doesn't have to be married now.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: She still wants to be young. She just shouldn't settle
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: him with this sort.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Of big I mean, this hole. When she said in
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: the car like she didn't even want him to do
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: the K one process and come, I mean like, yeah,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: does she just want to be engaged long distance? Like
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: I don't understand what she wanted?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants her cake and eat it too, like
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: she wants a fiance, but she also wants to be
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: able to party and make.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: It out totally.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: So she shows him her text with Ryan in the
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: car and she's like, yeah, he said he's coming. He
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: said no tequila shots, but we'll still have fun without them.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: And then we texted about going for a run this
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: weekend while he's in town.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: No, like, why, Josh says.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: So polite because they're in an uber. Josh is like,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: but also he's always this polite. Can I just ask,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: why do you want to be friends with him given
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: the amount of drama around the situation?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, good question.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: You already knew it was a mistake to invite him
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: to the party, and now you're planning a run with.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Him, knowing that I have told him never to come
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: within five feet of you again.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, right. So she's like, well, he's fun and he's
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: a good friend. And he'd answer if I was crying
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, well, that's great, but
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: you have a fiance now we could do that. So
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Josh says, in my mind, our relationship should be the
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: most important thing, and if something is threatening it, it
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: has to be removed and cut it out and cut
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: out him out of our lives. And she's like, well, no,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: I still want to be friends with him, know, And
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: I okay.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like because you think she's she's thinking because
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Ryan thinks she's pretty and cute and funny, and she's
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: getting that funny she's getting that validation, validation, yes, thank you.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: And I think in her mind she thinks she's already
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: sacrificed and compromised a lot for Josh because she's been
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: driving him around for four days and she got an
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: apartment instead of living in her car or crashing on
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: a man's sofa.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: And she got him a chair. What does he want?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: She let him have a chair.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Get a chair now? Geez.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: So Josh says, how would you feel if I was
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: friends with other women? And she's like, I'd be jealous
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: and I'd be like, why are you friends with them?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: But I don't want to sound like a hypocrite, because
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: we're not in that situation. And he says, even to
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: say that it sounds dumb.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: And like, over, that's not nice, but that is correct. Yeah,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: that is.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: She's called you stupid many times. I'm fine with it.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: She said that you wanting a couch is stupid.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: It's stupid.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: She's very blunt, so I like that he's now being blunt. Also,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be a hypocrite, but I'm not
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: because we're not in that situation, because you're not friends
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: with girls. So I'm not a hypocrite by saying that
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't watch it. That doesn't make any sense.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Like something right, something right.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: So she jokes, let's have a competition at the bar.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Whoever makes out with the most people wins. He's like,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: do you want me to leave? And I'm like, maybe
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: she does, Maybe she does, Maybe she does yep. And
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: at the bar, she's like super stressed. She's like, my
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: OCD is coming. I'm really nervous. Oh my god. And
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: our last communication Josh texted Ryan, I don't know what
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: you're doing. You're in the wrong. I don't have space
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: for you in my life. Cheerio and he So she's
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: very nervous. One of her friends has a baby at
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: the bar in a little jar.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, is that normal?
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Do people do that.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: Sometimes? Yeah? If you have a brandy baby, and literally
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: you could just be like we're going to go for
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: an hour to this bird party and then head home.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's fine.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I think it's all right. Way like smoking
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: or yeah alloud music or anything like that. I think
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: it's yeah, that's true, Okay. So I just don't know
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: the rules. So then Ryan arrives with a present for her.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think even Josh got her present. So he
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: gives her a present, and he's like Katie. Also in
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: some of the photos of Ryan, yeah, did you did
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: you see? I saw one photos?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: But what what did he have?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Half of a tooth missing in one of the photos?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: How did I miss? I see?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: But then it's fixed in the other photos and in
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: the present he has gotten it fixed.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, so probably they got drunk in Germany and
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: he knocked his tooth out when he was making out
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: with her or something.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: That's exactly, honestly, exactly what I thought too. Yeah, so
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: no joke, that is exactly. I bet that happens a lot.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: I bet she has friends that are missing limbs because
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: of wild party nights with her. So, uh, Ryan has
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: a present. He says, Katie is my whirlwind friend. She
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: maybe lose this tooth. She creates the most crazy situations.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Katie and I did get drunk in Octoberfest and Josh
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: was there and we did things that were inappropriate right
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: in front of him. And then a friend asked, Josh asked, Katie,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: has Josh calmed you down at all? And she's like, yeah,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: well but everything. Every time I think I've calmed down,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm actually going crazy. And Ryan says,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: isn't that what's great about her though? Yeah, which is
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: the validation that she needs. Also, so you don't live
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: with this chaos like Josh does. You just deal with
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: it at parties sometimes and then it's gone. Right, you
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: can get your life back together.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Right, You don't have to live with her, right, Yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: Also, she is unwell, so don't encourage mental unwellness because
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: it's fun for you.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah right. Yeah, she's my chaotic friend that's so fun
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: to go to a board with. But then I don't
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: see her for three months. I don't know what happens
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: in those three months, you know.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Right, instead of being like, maybe she needs medication and
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: I just won't have as much fun, but she will
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: be healthy, so that's good. Yeah. So Ryan's like, that's
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: so great. She's so crazy and fun. And her friend
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: says are you ready to settle down, Katie? And she says,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I still crave the partied life, and we
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: keep cutting between her and Josh, and Josh is telling
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: a friend Katie has a good heart, but she's so
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: unpredictable and but like he's trusting her, and she's like,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: I just missed the party lifestyle.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: So it's just all those friends are trying to be like,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you more scorch. My eyes run.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, literally, I'm gonna pass you a note. I'm going
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: to hide a note for you in the bathroom under
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: black light on the wall, like this get out. This
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: is my number. We have an underground railroad that we
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: can get you to escape, and we've done it with
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: many of Katie's boyfriends before, so we're gonna smuggle you
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: back to England. So she pulls Ryan and Josh aside
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: so they can all go outside and talk, and Josh
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: just says to Ryan, so like, why are you here?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: And Ryan says it sounded fun and to be fun
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: because she's fun and crazy and wild, and Katie says
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: he no, He goes, this is so bizarre. He goes, well,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Katie and I have had a lot of conversations recently
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: about what she wants from her life. So why why
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: have they been talking so much? Rightsh hates it about
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: serious topics like what she wants in her life. And
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: it sounds like he's about to say, like, Katie and
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: I have decided that this relationship is not what's best
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: for her and it's stopping her from being her true self.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: But she didn't have the courage to break up with you,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: so she needs me as backup like that.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: But that's not what's going to happen because it's a
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: match heart fake out.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so, he says, she we've discussed what she
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: wants from her life. There's a reason this keeps happening, Right, Katie,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: do you do you know more about what you want
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: from your life? And she looks at Josh and says
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: I think so, and Josh says, well, we're getting married, right.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that because he said on the text,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna have tequila shots and we'll have fun
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: without them. That he's gonna say. Katie's been talking about
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: how she really wants to cut back on her drinking
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: because it makes everything worse. That's what I think that's
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: what should happen, but I don't know.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: From next week's next week on, it looks like she
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: still gets wasted at this party.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: She's, oh, she's so wasted. She wants to not get wasted,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: but she's still gonna waste. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So next
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: time on, Mallory and Rashka shot for a bidet and
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: they're looking at all the features and he says he's
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: like aroused because the day is so exciting for him,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: and it's eight hundred dollars and she goes, that's a lot,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars, And he goes, what am I gonna
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: do here? Like I don't have any money, I don't
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: have a car, Like what can I do? So he's frustrated.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Paula is selling two guys. I don't know who these
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: guys are. It's not explained. So she's telling these two guys.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: She hates that there is no couch there, and she
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: was like, I can't even live here. I feel like
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: a refugee as I don't have my things. Marissa tells
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Edward they're driving in the car and.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: I like, that's a little far fallen. You are sitting
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: on carpet.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: And there's a bed. There is a bed. Yeah. Marissa
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: in the car tells to Edward, I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: and I don't know how I can do my job
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: and take care of everybody. I just don't know how
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: I can take on taking care of one more person.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: And he says, if you think like that, it's not
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: going to work, which is what I think she's also
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: hoping for. Yeah, Annabelle is standing there. Now there's a
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: lake in the background where Annabel's talking. Uh. Oh, they've
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: gone to the lake. They've gone to the lake.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's finally lake life. We're gonna see
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: lake life. What happens lake life?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: So, annabel says, Shaye told me he was with some
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: old friends, but I didn't know ni Cole would be there.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: And then we see Alison, his daughter, telling Annabella he's
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: been hanging out with Nicole the whole time you guys
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: have been together. And by the way, in the middle
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: of that somewhere he married her and divorced her and
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: had a kid.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: Jesus, I'm still very confused about the Nicole situation, but
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: I do know that Alison has been waiting for this
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: moment she's delighted.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: Delighted and talking to it. Annabel says, I can't marry
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: this man, which I'm sure is a fake out. And
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: then we see Katie. She is drunk and hanging on
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: that Guy's name is Ryan, right, it's Ryan. Yep, she's
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: hanging on no tooth, Ryan, no tooth. She's hanging on him,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: going I just want to kiss you. I want to
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: kiss you. And we see Josh looking over and he says,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: I thought we were over this. This is bullshit, Like
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: I can't do this with her, Like, God, how much
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: does it cost to get back to England?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: Seriously, how could she possibly save herself after this night?
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: That he is still in America. They've discussed this so many.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: So many times. We do see it. We've seen a
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: scene where she asked him for an open relationship and
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: he's like, no.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Y's forgot about that.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: Get out of your beach. Okay, let's do a quick
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: Kimberly's Corner and chat about I do want to get
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: you some intro music to Kimberly's Corner, but I didn't.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: I don't have it yet, but I'm going to get
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: some intro music. We're going to talk about quickly. We're
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: going to talk about ninety day Diaries. And I just
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: said quickly because it's already an hour and a half episode.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: I know she wants me to wrap this up. So
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: but I'll just talk about the first episode because we
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: missed an episode last week, so maybe I'll just talk
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: I'll just talk quickly about high points.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: High points.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: So John and Megan, that's the real story here, even
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: though this all seems to fake. But John is a
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: delivery driver, and John he got it. He's like a
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: delivery driver, but he's wearing real clothes, so I don't
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: really understand, like not wearing a uniform. And he delivers
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: an Amazon package to someone's door, but oh exciting in
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: regular clothes. So he got a dog, Lincoln, who likes
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: to pee and poop everywhere, and he bought him on
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: the streets. He's John's emotional support buddy. Megan is trying
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: to get everything ready for the baby, and he bought
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: her the wrong kind of pickles. She's having cravings. He said,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: we went through this hard time where I didn't know
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: if this was gonna work. And then we see that
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: scene where she throws he throws the ring out the
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: window from last season and it seemed kind of fake
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: and he's like, you think, fine, I'm done with you.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: Sparkles throws the ring out the window and then they're
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: like broken up. But then she announces she's pregnant and
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: we got back together, and so he's implying she trapped
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: him essentially that with this baby. So he uh. Also,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: then she films herself when she gets the news that
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: she's pregnant, and she's like, I'm a little sad but
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: also happy. And I was like, why would you film this?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: Your kid might see that someday. Yeah, you were kind
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: of sad. So John meets with his friend and he's
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: hoping the friend will get him excited about the baby
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: because he's not excited. And he says, when she told
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: me she was pregnant, it was shock and trauma, okay,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: And he tells Carlos Carlos is the friend. He's like,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking the kid isn't mine. Bro, I don't know.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: I've never gotten a woman pregnant before, and I've slept
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: with so many women, bro. And I am on testosterone
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: for low energy, and a side effect is dropping your
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: sperm count. And we were barely having sex at the time,
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: so I don't see how this baby is mine. Now,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: if you're thinking, Carlos would say, bro, don't be an idiot.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: Why would she want you to be the father of
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: this baby? You? Carlos, who has been red pilled, says,
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: you know, I heard this statistic that twenty five percent
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: of fathers out there are raising kids that aren't theirs.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Wow, wow, Carlos, Okay.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: Twenty five percent. Where are you getting that information? I
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: googled it. It's actually one to five percent, and the
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: twenty five percent number came from clinics where men were
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: getting tested because they had doubts about the fraternity. So
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: they already had doubts, so they were getting tested. Twenty
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: five percent of those came back they were not the father.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, all right, all right, Carlos, go go join
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Jovon and Is Andrew Tait Podcash. Yeah.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: So John wants to get tested, but he knows Megan
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: won't like it, and she he goes. But if she
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to do the test, it means she's hiding something,
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: or it means that she's offended. Because you're right, you're
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: calling her a horror yeah, and you're calling her a horror.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: So Megan, who has duck lips and has always looks
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: stoned because of those lashes, she's.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: Always got like shit just smeared under her eyes.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, it's like a Viva who said
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: she just always like yeah, she says. So he says,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: I want to get tested, and she says, you're calling
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: me a hoe and you're fighting an excuse to not
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: be a father, and he she's like it, you are
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: the father, and he says, I hope I am. But
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: every day, twenty five percent of men are paying for
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: a kid that's not mine, that's not theirs. And she goes,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: where are you getting these statistics and he's like Carlos.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: Uh. She's like, you're not allowed to hang out with
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: Carlos anymore.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: He sucks Carlos's banned. So she's like, fine, we'll do
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: the test, but you know, I hope you aren't trying
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: to find a way out of the responsibility of being
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: a parent like you always do. So then in the morning,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: Meghan wakes up says, I think my water broke, and
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: John says, I think you'd know if your water broke,
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: and he goes back to sleep. When he wakes up.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: He's filming himself, and he says, I guess Meghan went
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: to the hospital without me, because I guess she went
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: into labor. I thought we had a few more hours,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: so I went back to sleep.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, John, this.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: Is why Meghan isn't lying about you being the father,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: because no one would willingly want you to be the
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: father of their child. A man she can't even trust
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: to drive her to the hospital. If she had slept
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: with someone else, anyone else, a homeless man, she would
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: have chosen them to be the father of her child.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: She's not picking you, so if there were any other
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: oper to be the father. So at the hospital, she's
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: she thinks you can tell she's on pain meds because
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: she thinks it's funny that John went back to sleep.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: And she's like, he never takes anything seriously. You can't
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: take it personally. You just have to laugh about it.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: And he says, I can't wait to see that sparkle
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: in that. He said, spockle in the little in the
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: little baby's eyes. And Megan says, as you're going to
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: be swapping her mouth, and he goes, well, I want
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: credit for telling you about the test, and not just
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: doing it in secret. I could have just done it
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: like surreptitiously. So then she's laughing because she found the
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: test at their house that he had ordered a week before.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: He ordered a maternity test by accident.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: So it's just going to prove that the baby that
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: comes out of her vagina is her baby.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: It's her baby. So she he had to reorder the
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: right one again. This is why she went not willingly
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: choose you to a father. Yeah, so then she asked
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: for an epidural, so I guess she wasn't on drugs.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: She just thinks he's funny. She gives birth to a
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: baby girl, Rowan. She says he kept her laughing through
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: the ten hours of labor, and he did fall asleep
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: at one point, and he says, I didn't want to
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: look too early. I'm not interested in national geographic It's
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: not a place for a man. It's a place for
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: a man to put his willy, not watch a baby
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: come out.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: Oh god, this is why you've not been a father
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: up to this point.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: But okay, exactly So the next day the paternity test
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: arrives and he says he never wanted to be a father,
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: but watching Rowan smile. It would make him heartbroken if
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: she wasn't him and he they do the test at
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: the hospital and Megan is just going along with it.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: So that's love or it's totally fake for the show.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: I think the latter. Yeah.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So then Natalie we she was just she enters
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: a beauty pageant for like Miss International something, and she's
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: hoping she's gonna get discovered by like Chanelle or Gucci, oh,
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: become a model. She looks like a busty Elsa in
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: her outfit and everyone's faces blurred besides hers, the judges,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: everyone because they've gotten no one's approval, and she's wearing
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: an evening gown with sandals, sandals, and she wins. She
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: wins this beauty pageant that is at a restaurant on
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: their outdoor patio. So it was She's a lot to
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: deal with. So then Evelyn and Corey they're still fighting.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: He tries to show her how beautiful snow is and
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: it's fun for like five seconds, and then she's like,
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: I still want to move back to Ecuador because this
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: sucks and we need a divorce. So then, okay, this
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: past episode that was on last night, Jovi and Yara.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: Oh boy. So she says, I'm thirty years old. My
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: name is Yara, and he goes, you're thirty one, and
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: she says, after thirty, I'm always gonna be thirty. I
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: love Yara. So Yara wanted him to stay home more,
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: so he resigned from his job at the oil rig
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and he's staying home. He's gonna eventually start
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: looking for work in Miami, but right now he is
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: being a stay at home dad, but mostly he watches
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: TV and goes out drinking beer with his friends and
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: not doing any of the erin's or household chores that
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: she has asked him to do while she's working. Shocker
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: on her yeah, and he goes, I deserve a break.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: I've worked really hard, and she's like, I'd love to
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: relax at the beach. But we're adults. We have responsibilities.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: You go out with your friends until three am. So
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: two hours later, he's fed up with her nagging, so
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: he goes to a bar in the middle of the
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: day to meet with Georgie all Right, and he's bitching
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: about how Yara is never happy and Georgie's like, she
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: just wants to spend time with you, and he's like, well,
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: I invite her to come out with me, but she
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to, and so she tells me what to
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: do all the time. She bosses me around. In my
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: own home. We sleep in separate rooms sometimes, so it's
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: not working. And Georgie says, that's how the universe works.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: The women are in charge, that's what happens. And he's like,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: Jovie's like, do you always want to do what Darcy says?
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: And Georgie's like, that's what you have to do. That's
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: what the universe says.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: Georgie tell you. She says, come on, come on, we've
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: seen your seasons. Yes.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: So Jovie says he's not ready for divorce, but he
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: is not happy and the constant fighting is not good
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: for Mila and maybe they need time apart. So he
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 2: goes home from the bar full of confidence. He walks
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: into the apartment and she goes, take your shoes off.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Your shoes are dirty, and he says, it's my house.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: I'll do what I want. Oh, and she's like, take
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: your shoes off, and he's like he kicks them into
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: the corner and he's like better, and she goes, listen, Jovie,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: we all deserve time to relax, but you can't run
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: from responsibilities. You drink every day. You smell like alcohol
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: right now. And he's like, you have a problem with that,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: and she's like, yes, I do. And she then she's like,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: you know what, fine, if it makes you happy to
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: be unhealthy and get drunk all the time, I don't
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: care anymore. Do what you want. And he's like, you
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: wanted me to quit my job and come home more.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: And she's like, not this version of you. This is
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: not what I asked for. I asked for like a
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: present father. And he goes, I'm a prisoner in my
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: own home, being attacked constantly. I'm leaving. So he packs
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: up a bag and says, I'm going to a hotel.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: And she goes, who does this? This is why we
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: have a problem, because you're not mentally developed.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: And the mother nature does not bless you, and the leather.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: Nagen is a bless you. She goes, we grew up together.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: But it's like I grew up and you didn't. And
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: he's like fine, and he leaves and she's by herself
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: peeling an orange.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: So we're to believe that diaries, they set up a
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: tripod and recorded this interaction. This divorce, right, don't. I
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: don't believe a word of this. It's all set up
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: for them to be on whatever it is, the thing
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: that they're filming right now.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: But I do believe right now, I totally think they
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: might be separated, because.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: I hope they are. I hope she gets rid of him.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: I hate him.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: I am so sick of him. That video of him
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: being rude to the waitress at the restaurant, yeah wasted, like.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, never forget. And then he doubled down on
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: it the next day.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where's the girls? When can mama? When step in? Please?
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: So John and Megan, they're waiting for the DNA results.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: He says he loves Rowan so much that he would
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 2: raise her as his own. And it's only been a
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: couple weeks, but he's like, I would still raise her
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: even if she's that.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 1: That's how that twenty percent gets you. You let your
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: guard down.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: So he says he gets it, and it says he's
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: the father, it's ninety nine point nine nine percent. And
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: she's she's like, you know, yeah, I'm a nice Catholic
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: girl and you treated me like a dime store hooker.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: I need an apology, John, And so he apologizes, and
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: he goes, now that she's mine, marriage is back on
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: the table, and Megan goes, I don't think so. I'm
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: over marriage. Like I let's see how you do as
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: a dad. But you know, I don't think so. And
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 2: John goes, Okay, see all the fellas out there. If
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: you want to get this result, buy my tapes for
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine John's way of getting out of.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: Marriage ninety ninety nine. Request piss her off.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: Piss her off, so she doesn't want to marry you, okayya?
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: Oh remember yeah Sinjin? Yeah, she looks great. She rewrites
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: the whole history with Sinjin, how basically they got divorced
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: because she wanted children and he didn't. And it wasn't
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: at all that you said you weren't his soulmate. He
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: wasn't your soulmate and your ex was your soulmate.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: So she has dated a couple women recently, and she
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: considers herself by but she is now over the vagina
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: because she wants to be a mom, so that's where
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: she's focused on. So she is meeting her gay friend
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: Curtis to ask him to be her sperm donor. And
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: if you think that seems all over the place, that's
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: how she is. So she's thirty five. She wanted a
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: baby by thirty, so she is on a time crunch,
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: and she doesn't want a sperm bank because they are anonymous,
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: and she really wants to know her baby's father, so
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: she asked Curtis. He can't stop lacking. He and then
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: she's like kissing up to him and he's giggling. He's like,
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I've never said what, Oh my god.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: And he's cute, he seems fun, and she kisses up
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: to him. She's like, you're just so handsome, You've such
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: great jeans, and you're such a good person, and like
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: hoping he'll say yes, but he says no. He says
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: he's not in a place to have kids, and she
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: starts crying and she tells He tells her, you just
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: need to focus on finding love, and I think you're
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 2: gonna have a baby with that person. And so she
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: decides to shift her priorities and she's going to a
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: queer event where women will be trying to win a
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: date with her. Is she concusedout where babies come from?
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well, I mean maybe maybe she just
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: like at her core, really wants to only date women
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: and she's only trying to find a dude so she
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: can have a baby. But I mean she can adopt
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: a baby, or there's other ways to have a bit. Whatever,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: go ahead, I don't need it. I don't need to
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: interrupt this stupid storyline. Go ahea.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: It's like a game show. They do it like Love Connection,
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: where Tanya sits on a chair and she's like blindfolded,
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 2: and then these women come up and she has to
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: cut them one by one by asking questions. So Sarah
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: considers herself a sassy stud. She's family oriented, she's a nerd,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: she wants to get married. She's adorable. She's who I
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: would have picked done. Okay, keeh Lee has her butt
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: cheeks out, and that's all you need to know about Keieley.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 2: Cory is twenty seven, wants to find someone caring who
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: doesn't mind that she doesn't have a front tooth sometimes
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: because she can pop it in and out.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, le she fixed it.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, she doesn't have it right now, so she
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: has not worn the tooth the flipper for this dating event. Okay, no, nope,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: that tooth is gone elimination.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: And then there's someone named yad Ja Yaja Yasia, which
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: is spelled y e Ja da I.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, no nope, just qualified on that alone exactly.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: So the first question is about sex. She chops Sarah
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: the cute nerd, and I was very sad. Yaja is
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: chopped because she admits that she was a cheater. She
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: is cheated, and she ends up picking butt cheeks because
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: but he says that she wants to have children.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, and she.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: Is very excited when she sees Keeley because she's hot
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: and has their butt cheeks out. But she's like, but
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: you know what, it's not gonna be serious. I'm sure
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: I'm still looking for a sperm donor, so hit me up.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: That's why I've gone on this show to try to
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: find a sperm donor.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And our last couple is Luke and Madeleine and
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: your favorite and he rolls up. Did he have his
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: fur coat on? He's like, yo, yo, your boy is
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: back in La. He should take his era. He's the
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: big era. Yeah, he could go to Bashada. So he
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: goes to see his boy David, and he's like my boy,
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: yo yo, David, and David's backyard is huge, which must
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: be where all the money that he stole from Luke went.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 1: To, because that's where he's married. Yeah.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So Madeline's K one visa got processed right after
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: they had their Colombian wedding. So what they decided to
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: do is not FVI a legal marriage paperwork in Colombia
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: and pretend they didn't get married in Colombia even though
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: it was on TV, and do the K one visa
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 2: to get her to America because they think that's faster.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: So but at the tell All, she accused Brian of
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: stealing from him and they got into a huge fight
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: and they haven't spoken since the tell all. So he
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 2: tells Brian, we haven't been talking. I still have her
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: passwords for social media, logged into her account, saw that
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: she had messaged an older dude about with her number,
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 2: and I was like old like you or.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: Old like old?
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, and it was like a fifty or sixty
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 2: year old And so he read all of their messages.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 2: It seems like they went out on a few dates
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: and he'd is like, I don't know where we stand.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: The k one is still open. She just needs to
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: schedule an interview with the embassy. And I don't I
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: don't know what's going to happen. So David says, you'd
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: be sponsoring her. You could get her here and she'd
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: do her own thing. I don't trust her. You need
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: to confront her. So he video calls her and she
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: blurs her background, which was weird. I was wondering was
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: she in the shop that is failing or I don't
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: shop closed? So now yeah, So she says she still
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: loves him. She's being so nice. I still love you
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: and I want to be with you. And I think
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: our problems came from the distance what we saw when
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: he moved there. You guys almost murdered each other dates
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: right right, totally, So those little dogs saw some things
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: that they can see. So he says that sounds great,
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: But I know what you've been up to. I saw
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: the messages, and I know you went out with that guy,
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: and it makes me doubt that our relationship is real.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: What happened with him? And she says, I don't want
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: to talk about that, and he says, okay, well then
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think we should be together. We should keep
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 2: being single, and she goes, yeah, and then she tells
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 2: us it's hilarious him trying to act like he's breaking
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: up with me, so pathetic, like I already broke up
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: with you. Are you stupid? Are you trying to break
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 2: up with me again? Like she's so funny. She's like,
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: I broke up with you on the tell all and
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: now you're acting like you're breaking up with me, like
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: it was all your idea. Okay, sure, And he says,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: thank you so much for taking the time to speak
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: with me, like he's ending a job interview. Yeah, and
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: he says, You'll always have a special place in my
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: heart and she says, I wish you the best. This
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: is the nicest they have ever been to each other,
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 2: if this was real and totally but yes, I can't
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: believe that this is a real breakup that we're seeing
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: on diaries again. So next time we have Anna and Marcelle.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 2: She looks amazing. They have not had sex for the
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 2: past four years.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, because he's some sort of sex add act.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: Remember she like outed him on the internet and then
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: she decided to stay with him.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he liked those moles on her face.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: And then when she got rid of him, he's like,
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 2: did she get rid of them all anymore? Yeah, they're gone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow. Caesar goes on a date and this woman
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  Speaker 2: wants to marry him, and he says we should just
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  Speaker 2: date for a while, and she's like, no, you gotta
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to get married, like now, So why are
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  Speaker 2: you why are you acting like you have all the
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  Speaker 2: time in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Dangs Caesar.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you found a woman that actually wants to marry you.
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  Speaker 2: Go for it. She's beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And then Olga and Steven, which I believed in their
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  Speaker 2: love and I'm really sad. Yeah, they're now separated or divorced.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's why I can't too hot people get along.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean he was terrible in their season,
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  Speaker 2: but he really got better. He did a lot of
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  Speaker 2: work on himself, had changed. But yeah, it wasn't enough.
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  Speaker 1: I remember she had like her whole family was murdered
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  Speaker 1: and they were in a cult or something terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Remember she was in a bad situation. Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 2: hospital where she gave birth in Russia was so scary
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  Speaker 2: and like Moldy, it was bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, but they're both in the States.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're in Baltimore, right, yeah, and they're both
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  Speaker 2: like single and raising their son englicious.
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