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Is It Cheating If It's a Doctor? | January 22, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside. Laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Wednesday, January twenty second, two thousand,
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. Welcome Trey, Welcome Dan, Welcome Raj. How Dan,
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  Speaker 1: We're a little late to this drug party, but we're
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  Speaker 1: not always punctual, but we're usually pretty damn funny inside
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse. And what I'm talking about is this. The
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  Speaker 1: Houston Police Department never welcomed the drug addicted rats inside
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  Speaker 1: their evidence hold. But they're there and they've set up shop,
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  Speaker 1: they've made homes, and I don't know if there's ever
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  Speaker 1: been a happier group of rats than the drug addicted
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  Speaker 1: rats that have holed up inside the Houston Police Department's
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  Speaker 1: evidence hold in Houston, Texas. They at this point, rats
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  Speaker 1: are very industrious creatures. In case you didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, reading that article, At this point, they haven't just
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  Speaker 2: set up shop, they've got an they've got an empire running.
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  Speaker 2: By this point, I mean, this is generational.
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  Speaker 1: It's true, It's very true. This is like this is
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  Speaker 1: sort of like the Roman Empire for people, but for rats.
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  Speaker 1: This is like, it's like this group of rats are
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  Speaker 1: entering into their golden age.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, actual rats, not like prison snitches.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, like actual Yeah, furry furry but bare legged.
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  Speaker 3: Rats, coked out rats. I see.
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  Speaker 1: You see what Cocaine Bear started. Who knew that Cocaine
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  Speaker 1: Bear was going to be such an inspirational film.
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  Speaker 3: For all the for all the creatures in the land.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like the stories and the films and
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  Speaker 1: the books of my youth coming true fruition, but in
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  Speaker 1: ways that no one imagined. Because one of my favorite
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  Speaker 1: movies growing up as a kid was an American Tale
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  Speaker 1: that was the story about I believe it was a
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  Speaker 1: little Jewish little Russian Jewish mouse or was it a
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  Speaker 1: German mouse escaping the Holocaust? I don't remember. It was
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  Speaker 1: a story about a little Jewish mouse, uh, making the
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  Speaker 1: trip to America and the land of possibilities and prosperity.
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  Speaker 1: That it was American tale starring the tiny mouse fival.
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  Speaker 1: Then there was also the Rats of Nim so Planet
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  Speaker 1: of the Apes. They escaped from the testing facility and
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  Speaker 1: kind of take over the world. Rats and nim very
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  Speaker 1: similar heroes journey, but instead of apes, it was rats.
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  Speaker 1: They also were being tested on, and they grew very
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  Speaker 1: smart and wise. And their leader was no Dummas Nicodemus,
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  Speaker 1: Nicodemus inky tray. I knew it was slightly off there.
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  Speaker 3: The rat that can see the future, he did die.
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  Speaker 3: They grew strong and mighty and knew how to cut
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  Speaker 3: up lines.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the rats of Nim have have graduated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see all the I want to
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  Speaker 3: see all of this, like the rats of Nim, the
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  Speaker 3: methamphetamine mice, the delauded deer. I can't wait to see
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  Speaker 3: how all of this turns out. With all the woodland creatures.
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  Speaker 1: It's.
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  Speaker 3: Watch out for crazy those hallucinating possums. Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 3: Instead of bum fights, they do.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's it's like turf force between the raccoons
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  Speaker 2: and the possums. Throw out a little blow and see
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  Speaker 2: who wins.
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  Speaker 3: Throwing eight ball out in the middle and fight to
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  Speaker 3: the death.
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  Speaker 2: Possums wins because they put their knives on the little
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  Speaker 2: babies too, and so there's.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's a terrible tactic. But by a fact.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. The Houston Police property warehouse, where thousands of pounds
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  Speaker 1: of drugs, blood samples, and countless pieces of evidence have
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  Speaker 1: been collected at crime scenes is in desperate need of
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  Speaker 1: a cleanup because it's been attracting rodents for years. The
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  Speaker 1: Houston Police Department, Mayor John Whittmeyer, and the newly elected
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  Speaker 1: Harris District Attorney Sean Tier announced that they are all
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  Speaker 1: joining forces to tackle the issue of decades old evidence
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  Speaker 1: that has led to a rat investation in the evidence room.
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  Speaker 1: According to Mayor Whitmeyer, he said, for many years, we've
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  Speaker 1: recognized that the property room and the evidence kept there
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  Speaker 1: has not been given the attention it needs in this system.
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  Speaker 1: To explain the volume that Houston Police has to deal
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  Speaker 1: with in its evidence rooms, Mayor Whitmeyer detailed a growing
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  Speaker 1: problem of rats invading old evidence. He said, we got
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  Speaker 1: four hundred thousand pounds of marijuana in storage that the
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  Speaker 1: rats are the only ones enjoying. Ooh oh. Houston Police
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  Speaker 1: Chief no Diaz asserted the issue in its evidence room
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  Speaker 1: has been kicked down the road by previous HPD and
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  Speaker 1: city officials. The department keeps over one point two million
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  Speaker 1: pieces of evidence in storage, some of which are no
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  Speaker 1: longer needed due to those offenses having already passed through
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  Speaker 1: the legal system. I don't know about you, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: hearing a new season of storage wars in order, and
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  Speaker 1: it could be really exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Four hundred pounds of weed, the slow Poke Rodriguez story,
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  Speaker 3: slow to return.
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  Speaker 2: They got weed from the eighties, kilos of coke from
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  Speaker 2: the nineties. Yeah, it's like a time capsule of drugs.
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  Speaker 3: Does does does? I've never done it? But does cocaine
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  Speaker 3: get better with age? I don't know. How is it
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  Speaker 3: like wine if you keep it like properly stored in
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  Speaker 3: a cellar? How long does? How long does weed last?
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  Speaker 1: I don't It's a plant. I don't think it ever
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  Speaker 1: goes bad. I have I have no idea. I really don't.
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  Speaker 1: My my drug knowledge is minimal at best. And you're right, Roger,
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  Speaker 1: it's a great question. I don't know if cocaine age
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  Speaker 1: is like wine or cheese, you know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if anyone's ever waited long enough. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: anyone who does cocaine has the patience to wait years
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  Speaker 1: to see if it ages. Well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you don't need to take a little
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  Speaker 3: snort and it say, m that's a nineteen ninety Columbian nice.
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  Speaker 3: That's a I mean.
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  Speaker 2: For the finally aged stuff. Do you did like a
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  Speaker 2: skeleton key and a bump off that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, what's the training like for a cocaine somlier.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, do you still get the experience at the
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  Speaker 1: high end restaurants or they come over with the white towel, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it have to be like a black towel
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  Speaker 1: or cocaine draped over the arm and then they present
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  Speaker 1: it to as if you know something about it, which
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  Speaker 1: you don't, and they say is this satisfactory to you?
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  Speaker 1: Nod approvingly, and then they they pour a little line
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  Speaker 1: onto your tail, and then you're supposed to I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, do you do the do you do the thing
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  Speaker 2: they did in the in like the eighties, like where
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  Speaker 2: you take the pinky?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, taste of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what every drug That's what every narcotics cop
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  Speaker 1: did in the eighties. They're a tongue on the pinky
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  Speaker 1: and they dabbed it in the mystery white powder and
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  Speaker 1: they taste it and be like, oh, that's cocaine. Well,
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  Speaker 1: of course a narcotics cop from the eighties gonna know
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  Speaker 1: what cocaine tastes.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, I mean it's like, oh, yeah, it's an
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  Speaker 2: eighty eight Chateau de Escobar.
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  Speaker 1: And I and I there's there's there's like a there's
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's like a note of Crockett and tubs
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  Speaker 1: in here as well.
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  Speaker 3: This is a beautiful mediine. You like this one.
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  Speaker 1: I still like the idea of Houston Police Department taking
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  Speaker 1: part in their own season of storage wars, Like it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be fun in here, man. You can stell raffle
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  Speaker 1: tickets and people could buy them. And then they get
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  Speaker 1: to keep whatever's in there.
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  Speaker 3: That's hil there's they they didn't get so high on
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  Speaker 3: the weed. They just keep actually the same storage unit
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  Speaker 3: over and over and over again. They don't even move
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  Speaker 3: to the next units.
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  Speaker 2: And then at some point, you know, they get some
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  Speaker 2: weed and they're like, oh this sucks.
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  Speaker 3: Those hippies.
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  Speaker 1: Part. That's what happens mandon storage. You know, it's a mystery.
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  Speaker 1: You never know what you're gonna get. It might be
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  Speaker 1: the dirt weed, it might be the old stuff that
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  Speaker 1: you know, it may not have been weed at all.
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  Speaker 1: It might have just been some grass that came out
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  Speaker 1: of the underwear of a homeless murderer.
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  Speaker 2: If it kind of takes you back to that era,
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  Speaker 2: you know whatever it was, you know, and it's like
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  Speaker 2: one day you're you're a yuppie, the next day you're like,
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  Speaker 2: damn it, Grungeuse us online.
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  Speaker 1: Raj Sharma with you inside the treehouse, and I have
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  Speaker 1: something astounding to show you both today inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you're super excited, but deep down you might
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  Speaker 1: be a little terrified as well, because researchers seem to
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  Speaker 1: have found researchers seem to have found the world's largest
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  Speaker 1: snake in the Amazon. I'm going to show you a
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  Speaker 1: video of this snake. This is taken in the Amazon River,
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  Speaker 1: somewhere in the Amazon in South America. And in this
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  Speaker 1: video is going to be a video of an anaconda.
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  Speaker 1: And in the video also as a man with a
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  Speaker 1: breathing apparatus. So it's sort of like a cross between
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  Speaker 1: snorkeling and scuba diving as he's swimming alongside this super
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  Speaker 1: large and a conda. So here we have the world's
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  Speaker 1: largest snake. The world's largest snake has been discovered in
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  Speaker 1: the Amazon. Ironically, to see the man next to the
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  Speaker 1: snake in the video, the world's biggest idiot was discovered
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  Speaker 1: right next to.
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  Speaker 3: The world.
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  Speaker 1: Just anaconda. Don't want none unless you got tongues on
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  Speaker 1: that thing creeps me out. So yeah, the world's largest
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  Speaker 1: snake has been discovered, interestingly, right next to the world's
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  Speaker 1: biggest idiot.
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  Speaker 2: This okay, I have my first question on this. Why
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  Speaker 2: is the guy dressed like he could play guitar for
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  Speaker 2: ac DC.
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  Speaker 1: The outfit is interesting, you, I think interestingly point out
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  Speaker 1: that he looks dressed like Angus Young from a C
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  Speaker 1: d C. I think he's dressed like a seventy eight
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  Speaker 1: year old uh uh lady hiker because he's got like
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  Speaker 1: the long sleeve button down shirt, shorts and the Tiva
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  Speaker 1: hiking sandals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just that's but.
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  Speaker 1: At the at the end of the day, researchers have
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  Speaker 1: found world. They're very excited about it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, let me say this because not that really anybody
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  Speaker 2: had any questions, but just just in case you were wondering, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the guy's white than.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, was was that not just implied?
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  Speaker 2: You know, just to make sure there's the reason why
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  Speaker 2: even those Amazonian tribes don't go in that water.
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  Speaker 1: But this guy swimming alongside this massive anaconda in the
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  Speaker 1: Amazon on the river bed, right next to its head,
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  Speaker 1: and he's trying to offer up scale so you can
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  Speaker 1: get an idea of how big the snake is. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They believe this is the world's largest conda, four hundred
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  Speaker 1: and forty pounds, twenty six feet in length, and its
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  Speaker 1: head is comparable to that of a human head.
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  Speaker 3: And it could have swallowed Trevor whole.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know that it was. This is just before video.
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  Speaker 3: Was it was it a Cooper or a Connor? I
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  Speaker 3: mean he's in a button down in shorts, so you
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  Speaker 3: might be right. It might be a Noah, they all
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  Speaker 3: they all look alike. I've been saying it for years.
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  Speaker 1: Who knew Raj will get validation in today's show.
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  Speaker 1: So I just mentioned there, Dan, I'm malling along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma with you inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: Coming off the massive snake found in the Amazon There's
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  Speaker 1: something else trolling around that I think will be a
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  Speaker 1: benefit to all of us that I'm going to share
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  Speaker 1: with you. Now, raise your hand if when you fart,
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  Speaker 1: they're usually stinky. My hands up, ras, your hand is up,
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  Speaker 1: pray hands up.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I will admit, and I don't think I'm alone in this,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna come out and say it that that
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  Speaker 1: when I toot, they're more often than not smelly. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but there's good news. There is a way, according to
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  Speaker 1: a doctor, that you can actually fart clean. Hm hmmm,
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  Speaker 1: because that does happen on occasion and those and those
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  Speaker 1: are fun days or minutes when you toot a turn
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  Speaker 1: and smell and you smell nothing, You're like, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is fun. I get all the noises, none of the smell.
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  Speaker 7: Does Does pegging affect your hearts?
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  Speaker 1: No idea that question?
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  Speaker 3: Is there like a LATEXI smell? Maybe someurthane?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not into pegging. There is my.
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  Speaker 2: Wife, is there a difference between a queef and a fart?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about location, just like real estate.
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  Speaker 8: Is that.
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  Speaker 3: She's not into pegging. So you're a sound sleeper. That's
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  Speaker 3: good to know.
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  Speaker 1: I hate when you guys hijack things.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you don't know if you're into it,
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  Speaker 3: if you're unaware of it.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys, anyway, if you have interest in farting clean,
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  Speaker 1: meaning to toot with no smell. I'd like to introduce
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  Speaker 1: you to a doctor that will share with you the
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  Speaker 1: ways in which you can fart clean, which means to
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  Speaker 1: fart without any smell. Okay, so here we go.
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  Speaker 8: If you think you fart more than anyone else, first,
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  Speaker 8: you're probably wrong. Second, there's any fixed for smelly flatulence.
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  Speaker 8: I'm doctor Tricia Pistrica, and I'm a gastroentrologist and an
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  Speaker 8: instructor of medicine at Harvard Medical School. And here's how
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  Speaker 8: to avoid offending people with an ill timed fart. Real
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  Speaker 8: legitimate gi studies have found that farting anywhere from ten
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  Speaker 8: to twenty times per day is normal. Ninety nine percent
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  Speaker 8: of our intestinal gas is made of odorless gases like nitrogen, methane,
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  Speaker 8: carbon dioxide, but one percent contains sulfur. And it's that
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  Speaker 8: for containing gas that makes fart smell so bad. So
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  Speaker 8: if you're worried about smelly flatulence before a high risk
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  Speaker 8: social event, take a medication like bismus salicillate or peptobismal.
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  Speaker 8: These have been shown to reduce ninety five percent of
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  Speaker 8: sulfide containing gases. And reduce symptoms of flatulence. There is
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  Speaker 8: some concern about salicylate toxicity if you take it regularly
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  Speaker 8: in the long term, but if you're just trying to
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  Speaker 8: ease your social discomfort for a day or two, by
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  Speaker 8: all means, take a dose by mouth up to four
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  Speaker 8: times a day beforehand. You might want to try this
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  Speaker 8: before a long flight. It's in at Harvard Medical School.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. If you would like to fart
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  Speaker 1: clean no stinky toots, have build bismol recommended dose. It's
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  Speaker 1: for a couple of days. You should be good to go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. It's a it's a really pretty
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  Speaker 3: Indian doctor. That's the one who's giving the advice out.
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  Speaker 3: That's a see, that's the type of arrange marriage I
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  Speaker 3: could have gone for. Uh, that's the just a listener qualification.
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  Speaker 3: That So what did she do? She's a doctor, she's
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  Speaker 3: in Harvard, she's very pretty. Her heart don't smell. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, the line would be out the bathroom door.
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  Speaker 1: You just you wouldn't. You couldn't wait for the for
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  Speaker 1: the wedding.
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  Speaker 3: We would fart the whole way.
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  Speaker 1: and a suddenly love struck Raj Sharma coming off of
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  Speaker 1: what was her name? I gotta so I can pull
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  Speaker 1: this up again. It is doctor Tricia has Richa Trisha
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  Speaker 1: pasricha medical doctor uh and an instructor of medicine at
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  Speaker 1: Harvard Medical School. She's the gastro enterrologist that just gave
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  Speaker 1: us the tips on how to fart without any smell,
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  Speaker 1: which is you know, just I can see you now, Raj.
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  Speaker 1: You like the emoji with the heart eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure. She's She's every Indian man's dream.
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  Speaker 3: She's odorless. That's what we've all been dreaming of kids,
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  Speaker 3: Just an odorless Indian lady.
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  Speaker 1: Oh somewhere in there, you know, being attracted to them.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she's she's the unicorn. She's she's the one we've
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, you you don't have to you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to look for her anymore. You found her. She's
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  Speaker 1: she's an instructor at the Harvard School of Medicine gastro Entrology.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: You can find her. And you know, she's on social media.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: That's where I saw the video. It was a it
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: was a collaborat it was a collaborative reel between her
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and believe the Washington Post.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean she's at Harvard. Her
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: parents have men lined up for her for her her
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: nuptials already.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I mean that's not like an only fans way.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, but like the arranged marriage kind of way.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: She's into that. It depends on how traditional the household is.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: But yeah, there'll be a just a just a gang
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: of men who just can't wait to have the the
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: odorless beauty.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. Checked by her.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: That's also called peg funny where you would go directly there, Dan,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: she's arologist.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: How do you not go there? It has nothing to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: do with pegging. Trey, You're the one that seems obsessed
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: You're the one who brought up prostate and pegging.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Not because she's a gastro interrologist.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't break up.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: You brought up pegging. You're the one that seems really
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: obsessed with pegging and and in general my and what
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: it's doing or not doing.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just saying, Dan, like, if if we
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: do the next episode and you're you're in the lobby
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: at Harvard waiting to see the doctor to get that
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: prostage checked, we wouldn't be surprised.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be because I'm looking for love.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: It's because that I've already found it and it's too strong.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Or too big. I mean, it depends on how the
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: size of the pegging apparatus.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Let's see, I found her for you on on Instagram.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Ra okay, yeah, Tricia pass.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I will, I will. Of course you have to add
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: the m D at the end.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: She's at Harvard med gut health physician and scientist, ask
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: a doctor, columnist with the Washington Post. Oh and she's
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: got a book sure titled You've Been Pooping All Wrong,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: which will be coming out in twenty twenty six.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my lord, the Indian man. I'm just lining up
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: right now. In India especially, they're just all waiting for
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: her arrival. Tess how to poop, Like that's gonna be
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: the Yeah, that's a. That's a. I would hate to
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: be the ghost writer for that book. I got a
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: really crappy job. Oh come on, come on, you got
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: to like a pun every now and again.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I do. But I'm I'm I'm accepting of them when
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I do them, I have higher standards for you.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Rush, Okay, I'll look her up. I'll pre order her book.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: See if that helps.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Try to slide into her back door. DMS.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Is it cheating if it's a doctor dan and not
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: like a PhD, because that is cheating.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Where the pH D stands for pretty hot and destructive.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's a different one. This a gassroom
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: at all, just as opposed to an art history major,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: art history major, really doctor studies.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: This is this is how they did it in the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Renaissance era.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Like, who's gonna be pegging me? They're like, you mean whom?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I just want everyone to know. I'm laughing on the outside,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: but on the inside, I'm yet you Trey, you're listening
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: to the tree House.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: You're in the Visit us online at Treehouse on Air
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• 26:33
  Speaker 1: If you like the tree House show, which days like today,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not even sure if I do, then you'll love
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse on Air. I'm Dan along with Trey and Raw
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: inside the Treehouse. Today. It is Wednesday, January twenty second,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. I say let's celebrate with some birthdays.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: We will start today with Sammy Gail turns twenty nine.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Sammy Gail plays Nicky Reagan or Reagan Nutcher, which on
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the CBS show Blue Blood's co starring mainly starring Tom Selleck.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: She's also the leader of the mean Girls in Vampire Academy.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: So Sammy Gaile turns twenty nine today. Australian guitarist Orienti
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: or Orienti hell, I don't know. She's forty. Today she
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: tours with ex boyfriend Richie Sambora. They met when she
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was playing for Alice Cooper. She was also the guitarist
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to forward Michael Jackson's This Is It concert series That
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Never Happened. Actress Will Afford actress and singer Will Afford
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: turns forty four. She posed for the March two thousand
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: and six issue of Playboy, competed on the third season
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: of Dancing with the Stars, and at that time when
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: she competed on Dancing with the Stars, she was I
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: believe married to Dallas Stars hockey legend Mike Madonno, that
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: relationship just shockingly did not last. Other birthdays today, Ben
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Moody from Evanescence is forty three. Former Evanescence guitarist from
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Malcolm in the Middle. Christopher Masterson turns forty five. He
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: played Francis Harvey Specter. On Suits, Gabriel Macked is fifty three.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Today fifty three Gabriel mact Celebrity Suits LA. What's that?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: So they're launching a new suit Suits LA and he
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: will be on that.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Very cool. He's one of the main two guys, right,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, well it suits yeah, yeah, yeah, looks hella
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: good for his age.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Great show by the way.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I've not watched it. I've heard really good things about it,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and that's one that's on my list, so I'll get
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to it eventually.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw season one. It's really good, so I
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: want to catch up on the whole thing.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, Olivia Diabo turns fifty six. She played
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Fred Savage's older sister Karen on Their Wonder Years. Guy Fietti,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the Celebrity Chef, is fifty seven. DJ Jazzy Jeff Yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: is sixty years old today. Hell of a DJ in
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: his own right, but of course is mostly paired up
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: and known for his pairing.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: With Will Smith.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Fresh Friends, DJ Jersey Jeff all that good stuff. Also,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: we've got Diane Lane. She is sixty years old today.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Star of such films like Unfaithful, The Perfect Storm, The Outsiders,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Judge Dread. She was also Superman's mom Martha in Man
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: of Steel and Batman Versus Superman and Justice League underratedly Hot,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yes I agree. She was once married to Josh Brolin
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: and Christopher Lambert, the superstar of Highlander. Oh wow, Okay,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: how's that for repairing?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: There can be only one, you know that he that
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: has to.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: That has to be Christopher Lambert's like catchphrase in bed right.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Of course, right when he climaxes. There can be only
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: one yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Uh, speaking of climaxing in bed. Other birthday today, Linda
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Blair from The Exorcist to sixty six. That's the hell
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: of a birthday party. Oh man, that's a good clip
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: that just keeps on giving.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: She gets her co came from Houston. Rats. She parties
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: like that. When you, when you, when you yelled out,
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: lick me and then smack the crap out of somebody.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, that's a that's some good blow. It
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: does it does?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: It does sound like an eighties party.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Right, you're in.
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• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should do that. Exactly what you should do
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that Exactly what our buddy Aaron said. Right there. Visit
• 32:02
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• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Air dot com, past shows, links, contact info, and so
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: much more. All things Treehouse on the website, Treehouse on
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: air dot com, Treehouse on Air dot com. One last
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: thing to get to inside the Treehouse before we close
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: up for the day, and that is a Florida beef
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: thief has been busted following a steak out at Costco
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: and Sam's Club. This is one of those stories where
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the news TV people just cannot wait to get their
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: hands on it because it's so fantastic and easy to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: carve up, But it really is. That's that's that's exactly
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: what happened here. Able Martin Cardova is accused of stealing
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: more than one thousands of meat from a Southwest Florida
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Costco and Sam's Club, working with lost prevention teams at
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the membership warehouse clubs. The Collier County Sheriff's Office says
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: it was able to identify him as the suspected meat thief.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Law enforcement officers staked out the stores and tracked Cordova,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: eventually stopping him as he rode in a black SUV.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Deputy said when he was found he had more than
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: one thousand dollars worth of meat, along with multiple fake
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: membership cards, marijuana, and fentanyl, you know, to round out everything.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: He's now facing multiple felony charges and is also found
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: out They also found out he was wanted in Broward
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: County for similar crimes. So there you have it. Great
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: news to the citizens of South Florida. The beef thief
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: has been busted, thanks in part to a stakeout at
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: cost Goo and Sam's Club. By the way, I'm pretty
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: sure beef thief was you know, you know there's a
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: nickname punchline coming on. I think we all knew a
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: beef thief in college.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: His cellmate the hamburglar.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, though, is it kind of embarrassing
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: if when you get to jail, If when you get
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: to prison and your new cellmate asks you what are
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: you in for, and you're like, I stole meat. I'm
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the beef thief.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: In prison. I think you lead with fentanyl.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: It's a good idea because otherwise when you say I'm
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: the beef thief and the cellmate responds with, actually, that's
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: my nickname.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Speaking of pegging, the first brought up dri.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa what there there? There was There was no
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: pegging conversation happening there. Dre talking about meat and at
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: best prison sex. There there was no there was no
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: pegging thing happening there, But you just felt the need
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: to insert it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Well, that's that's the only way to do it. But
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: when Tara first brought up dry January, were you a
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: little scared.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Because of them? Because of the pegging.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing worse than lubless pegging Dry Tenuary. So
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: you're sober on top of it, let you spit on it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: That's when I say I'm doing dry January. If you
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: happen to be watching the Treehouse right now, I'm giving
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Trey two of my favorite fingers because I don't have
• 36:08
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• 36:32
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• 36:36
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• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Sure, I feel like we should give your prostate a plug.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: They sell those two