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Episode 11: Studs Up · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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summer. Tom, it's beginning to look a lot like Somemer my man.
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I dare say the kids are playing out a little bit longer there. The
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nights are getting longer. I don't know, how can you. I'm scratching
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the ears off myself. I've been out I was. I've been digging looking
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for a pipe, Jerry, because that's what my life is now. And
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the old man he was throwing some old start of sauce on his head and
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around the place because he came up the road with me, and I'm like,
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what's he yet? Yeah, he was thrown some sort of anti Migi
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stuff on himself, and too right he should have been, because it's an
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hour ago and I'm still been it alive. If during the podcast you end
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up only seeing my skull like something out of one of those Marvel things like
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or do you know you had the red skull? That's what I look like
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by the end of the episode. Is because the midgies have literally eating meat
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to day. Well, I tell you, do you know what hold that
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taught Tom everybody else. You're welcome along with the Tom and Jerry Show.
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I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom Omney. You're welcome along to another full,
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wonderful week as we roll into the summer here with the Tom and Jerry Show
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podcast, and as Tom is saying, yeah, forget about sunscreen, but
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like do wear it? Yeah, forget about wearing a hat. Get about
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all these things. What are we doing about the midges? What are we
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doing about the flies? Tom? The little black flies, always the black
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flies wherever I roam, Listen, you could stick as citronella. I don't
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know. Look, when I lived in the city, you get the midgies
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right, and they'd bounce off in to be annoye and and stuff. But
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there's something about these bastards, Jerry. They're straight up like they're barbaric.
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They're barbaric. I get them there, and I'm not be like I'm running
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around at such speed that I'm just a wash with dead insight by the time
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I get home. You don't have to be running any sort of speed.
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Time. If I go out for any sort of job and I get back
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and I look down at my arms and my legs, and like my farther
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or is just like a fly graveyard. Think of that. That's that's what
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I bring to the world here now a distinguished gentleman. Yeah, silver fox
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covered in dead flies. Well, just before we start to recording, we
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had a medicinal. Duck leaf had to be used himself. Stuck his hand
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into big fish to nettles. Now, to be fair to him, he
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has a tolerance for paying that lead, I will say. And he comes
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out even I was looking, you know the little white bubbles that come up
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on your skin. Yeah, he had his entire arm covered in that.
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Like I'd be balling myself. But he was like, duck leaves is a
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And we went to the mission. We squeezed all days. You could only
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call him. They were the most anemic looking dock leaves. We got our
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hands. There wasn't much juice to squeeze out, but we got there.
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In the end, we got something that's solved the scenario. Here's the thing,
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Tom, right, my wee man. He's nearly eleven, right,
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we girls, we girls nearly eight. But okay, that's all right,
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fair enough. You know, anybody can get stung by a netle. But
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I'm gona talk about the wee man here for now. He's nearly eleven.
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He's never been stung by a nettle. Jesus Christ. And I'm thinking at
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this stage like it's like it's like being back in the fifties, Like you
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know, the dad would take his eighteen year old son to a cat house,
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make a man out of him, just take him to the silence and
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push him off a wall into I'm really genuinely thinking about pushing them into a
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grape of nettles. I tell you, I'm up in Dublin next week.
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I'll bring a fist that absolute. Oh we have nettles. We have nettles,
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and we were on anytime we're walking home. He must have been stung
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by a net said it? No, no, he tell you Tom,
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he wouldn't be sorry about it. We were walking home where the nettles are.
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There's like a wooded area that we come home through every now and then.
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It's a great name like a New Zealand you know, independent movie,
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isn't it Where the nettles are? Where the Nettle Room starring Liam Neeson and
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take Away Kiki. Yeah, And they're like watch out for the Nettles,
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And I'm like why am I saying that, No, don't watch out.
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Don't wait for me to tell you to watch out for the nettles. Walk
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into a nettle and you'll know to watch out for them next time. This
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is a revelation, isn't this? This is like Jesus, This is the
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revelation of the city kids, Like, isn't it that they wouldn't get stung?
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Like? I can remember the shock of my cousins from America coming over
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when I was small, and I remember one of them. She brought her
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husband or now husband over and he was a southern, good old southern boa
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from Florida, had never been out of the states ever, didn't have to
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be do you know, play play college football. He was the superstar where
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he needed to be. And he was looking at the different things, you
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know. We're walked him up towards the cats, passing up near where we
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bought are building the house now, and I remember he looked like one of
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those things. I went grab one, and my cousins were laughing. They
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were like, because they they've been in an ireland enough and he caught one.
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He was like, because you've been he'd been blowhole and how they had
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guiders. I had bears and they had snakes and all sorts of things that
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kill you. I'm like, chances are one of he is most likely to
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kill me if I'm over there, grab that thing and he grabbed it stung
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the living. But Jay's at him ribbon for two hours and went no,
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no, no, that'll soften your cough. You and your gators. I'm
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gonna I'm gonna ask you one question, Tom and then when you get on
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with the show here properly, ah ah is when you talk about your American
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friends, there is poison ivy nettles, No, no, no, no,
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poison ivy. I asked straight out what poison ivy was, and I
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got shown it in Upstate New York. I got shown it. It's ivy
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for all the world. But I'm wondering if there's some breather ragwort or or
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what was the one you get off of gate one time? You know you
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ring not ring more? Notice that. Sorry, just it's like a breed
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of yok that we have here or we it wouldn't poison the hell out you.
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And I don't think poison I would kill either. I think it's just
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like fox gloves here do you know fox boats. Yeah, that they there's
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bad old poison on them that if there was on your hand long enough,
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or if you went eat and say a chicken burger immediately afterwards, you'd be
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a bit sick. But poison ivy you'd be itch. That's so specific it
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moanst to happen. I definitely won't happened. But because possibly down to the
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fact that I undercooked the chicken over my own fire when I was maybe ten
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years of age. I'm just putting it out there all right now, you're
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the man that we're giving was giving away barbecue advice there a couple of weeks
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ago. I was ten. It was you have to start somewhere, Jerry.
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Well, I was ten and it was a stick fire that I probably
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shouldn't have started in the middle of the somewhere near a load of forest bushes.
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But anyway, that's near here there. But no ivy, pison ivy
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is even died yourself and at least four crimes there. Tom Yeah, well,
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no statute of limitations and all that. There you go. So poison
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ivy is poison ivy. It's not nettles. Netles is not poison oak.
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Poison oak is not. Tassels Testles is not. Yeah. Okay, well
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you know what people out there will tell you, this wasn't a learning podcast,
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Tom, But I'm learning more and more as we go on. You're
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ready to start the show properly, my good man. Oh, let's fire
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away. Come on now, we'll rock and roll with the weekly News Tom,
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the big Noise, the brew, the kickoff of the show, Tom,
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the big topics of the week, what we've come to call the weekly
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what have you. This is a very complicated case, mod you know,
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a lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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and h a lot of scrans to keep in my head. Man, Now
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you're going to lead the way because I you're a man that knows well,
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you know far. Even if you only knew five percent of what's to know
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about this subject, it's about four and a half more than what I know
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about X or sledsh twitter slash. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
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explain it to you like I would explain to someone that had never heard of
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this before. So you imagine, like if you walked up to somebody,
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you know, a great aunt or something like some some elderly lady or man,
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I'm with you and just walked up to them and said, guess what
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the big news this week is that Elon Musk has made it so that you
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can't see likes on Twitter. Okay, what would they say? How would
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it impact their life? I would say zero. I go so far as
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to say zero. Now very marginally, one would imagine. But this has
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kicked off such a stink, it must be said Tom, mostly on Twitter.
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Well, and the man's name is Musk. Yeah, it's gonna kick
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off a stink. It's got to kick out some there. I'll give you,
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I'll give you. I'll give you the gist of it and why why
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it matters, and why it doesn't matter, and how we can get at
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least ten minutes a crack out of this. So as you're familiar with all
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social media, Tom, and we're we're we're you know, some of these
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kids out here adopted social media. But we were born on it, Tom,
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molded by it. We might say, were we I suppose we were
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to a degree. We were there. We were there at the the inception
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of it all. So on Twitter, you could I could, if you
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put up a post time I could like it. Yeah, I like this
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post from Toma mahoney. Yeah, yes, exactly. All that was kept
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on my page a list of everything that I had liked, so I could
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click in and into the likes and say, Jerry McBride liked this one by
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tom O mahoney, and this one by so and so on this one by
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so and so on this one by and I could I go into your page
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and see what the things you liked. Absolutely, it could be a list
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of Jerry's likes under a thing because there's a media that's replies, isn't there
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is there likes? Then there was, then there ain't now all right,
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okay, can you still like it? Thing? You can still like it
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all you want, and I can see what I have liked. I can
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see, you know, because some people use like as like I'm I like
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that and They'm gonna just check it later on in the day. The video
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to watch it. I just clicked like and I'll watch it later on the
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day is how I would do it. Okay, you and me, you've
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got some knifer for that, butter, I'll tell you what to come on.
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Let's are you with me? Right where there's got a lot of people
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was what you'd have is a lot of people, including some of our own
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tds, who would like click like on for example, a post that was
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about let's just call them what the art Tom big titt young ones, Oh
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yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. The flick, the slip of it of
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its home, the repeated slip of a Tom Tom Oh it's okay, right?
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Do you know what I'm saying? Right? Has been the ruin of
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many a man. I will say I've yet to find one example of a
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lady that I accidentally or otherwise liked. You know, Oh no, it's
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definitely it has happened me. When you're scrolling through on Instagram. Never on
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Twitter, but on Instagram you can hold it for a split second too long,
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and what had happened me? It'd be some mental patient because I don't
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want to follow or like it what and so have to go back up and
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unlike it then, which is even weirder. The indictment counters rose to five.
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There, sure look it. Thankfully nobody will be able to see it.
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Apparently you can still do it on Instagram. You can still do it
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on Instagram. I can go in and see every from the Tom the bear
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ol Ma Honey has liked in the last year. I can do that.
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I can't do it on Twitter. I can't do it on Twitter anymore.
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And it, honest to god, it really was because a lot of thumb
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handed fellas, we're clicking like on a whole pile of large breasted women,
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and it was coming back to haunt them, like, excuse me, there
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are you politician? Can you explain why you've spent the whole day liking racist
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stuff on Twitter? Can you explain to me why you've spent the whole day
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why you you liked racist tweets going back for ten years? A look at
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him later, Oh that was just it. Yeah, I mean tomb slipped
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there, I've got I've got that. I slippy thumbs. So what what
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the midge on the screen? And I just kept trying to stab him?
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What was ever the purpose of other people able to see the list of your
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likes? Like, who would go who would be interested in going into?
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I suppose Yeah, if you are in politics, they need some man brings
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that brings me, That brings me to that brings me to the next thing.
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Tom who would be interested in going through? Tom the barrel man?
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And he's legs. Jerry McBride's likes or anybody else's likes. Who would be
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interested in doing that? I'll answer that question, Tom, nosy bastards.
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Yeah, I was just gonna say the startfucker who I wouldn't want to know,
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to be honest and right, I wouldn't want to know somebody would have
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that amount of time on their hands. Oh, come you make time for
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Oh nobody has time on their hands? Would you make time to be a
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nosy bathroom? Like? He's second here now? Like you look at this
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and see what this fella is like you and not like it? And do
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you know you have to be a very specific kind of nosey far And this
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is why I want to This is why I want to take us back a
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little bit, all right. So that's what's happened on Twitter. That's the
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big weekly. What have you? The removed likes? Another thing? Why?
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Another reason why they did it, Tom, is like the day after
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Herman Mosque, who you know, to my mind, appears to be a
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bit of a shithead. When did he When did that turn? Because he
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was the goden savior for a while, and then when did that turn?
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Because he was bringing out Tezla's and people were like, well, he's going
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to save the planet, and now people don't like it. I don't know.
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He seems like a bond character to me of sorts. I'll be on
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a switch of Tom and there'll be books written about it, I'm certain.
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But you remember in Friends when Ross kept getting divorced, but he seemed to
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be like he seemed to keep getting nice okay, and seemed to be relatively
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sound throughout well elon Musk, it seems to be the more he gets divorced
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and it happens more than you'd think, just seems to be digging himself further
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and further into a hole. Here's the thing, right right that hole.
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That whole thing is cooked, my brother in Christ, that thing's gone.
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Follow us on Instagram if you're if you're listening to the sound of my voice
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right here and now, if you can hear Tom the bear, oh matny
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m follow us on answer twelve. Is it done? Is it done done?
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Because they tried to bring out some cold mass. All I know,
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Jerry, is that anytime I've been on it, and I talked about this
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before, some lad was pulling his flute in Dublin Airport and I went,
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well, that's me done. That's me done. And this was the freedom,
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the freedom thing that he brought out. People were outraged with his He
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was like, well, I don't know what the idea it was, but
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all I know is that there seems to be no filter and anything. Because
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every other day if I dared, because I was. I went into one
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one time and it was to follow a rugby match and some bastard I'd put
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the hashtag off the two teams say monster versus was it? And I went
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in went all great top one and I went was that? And it was
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It was like an art installation, and because San Francisco has gone so insane,
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it was a bunch of people standing around on a street rubbing their chins
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to what was deemed an art installation. It was two loud women, flat
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out bowman on the street in the middle of the day. I went,
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well, I don't think this is the halftime show in Toeman Park and Limerick
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I got. I gotta tell you, at least that was, you know,
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onder the umbrella of art. You don't even get that. You don't
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even get that urges anymore. You went to the replies of anything. It's
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just young lassies and they're all generated here. Now, yeah, there's gonna
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be indictment number one for McBride, But I dare say they're all yeah,
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I generated. And it's just like, how will I put this in a
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family friendly podcast? Here's what I had for lunch? Ah? Yeah,
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it's just absolutely gearbox hanging out all over the place, right, and I'm
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opening my phone on a train here right, ah Jesus, Yeah, when
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you can't trust it at all. It'd be one thing if it was there
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to be go look at you go all right, So if you're into it,
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go look at it. But there and type it in and but it's
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one thing. You just opened it, you know, you flap open a
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book and all of a sudden, it's just what it falls out, right,
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what a book? Hell of a book? Pop up book if you
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will. All right, So there's that. But here's the thing. The
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day after he announced all like so private, wouldn't you believe, Tom,
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All of a sudden the engagement on all this spiked the way up through the
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roof. Millions of bonds of millions of people were like in post left,
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right and center. But do you see what's happening here? Tom? Because
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you can't see them. You can't tell if they're fake or not, if
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it's all these fake bots doing all this kind of thing. And he can
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say like, oh, I've got billions of people running through it. I've
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got billions of billions running through it, so I can charge whatever I want.
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The whole things of sham. Tom. The whole thing's falling apart,
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and he's just watching it in real time. It's it's it's it's unbelievable.
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But here's where I wanted to get us. Now we're going to get off
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to the subject good shortly enough, because to hell with mister Musk and all
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that's sailing them and make all you know what you want to You want to
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turn off likes, boy, you do that, turn off the whole god
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damn sightings. Fucking weeps. Tom. We were there at the start.
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We were there before all this, I dare say, we were there in
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the Facebook and my Space days before all this happened. And I got and
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you know, maybe it's just me, Tom, Maybe you're the man that
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didn't care about this. But I wasn't nosy for oh yeah, no,
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never, no, because I I still to this day cannot make the connection
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there's something wrong with my brain. I cannot make the connection between reality and
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what's inside my phone. I can't. I can't. If it's in my
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phone, somebody could literally like it's like somebody pointing a gun at you know,
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finger guns that men go pimp, You're dead, and I'm like,
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no, hold on and opened the boot of the carr and take out it.
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There was there was, There was a time and like you know,
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not for nothing as well, right, Tom, You and I were stand
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up comedians right as we said, like these is anybody that will slay the
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roof has an Instagram page showing off and here's a here's a roofied slated last
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week. And here's would you like a roof slated? Here's a roof is
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slated and wherever. Okay, may the goll go with Back ten years ago,
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Tom, ten fifteen years ago, you and I were comedians coming up
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through it. That's how I got to know all the comedians because you became
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friends and yeah, yeah, you connected through that, yes, and you
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know that's how I fell in with a lot of people back in the day.
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Damn, Facebook was a wide open book with no privacy whatsoever. It's
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only as the years rolled on that. The start is saying, maybe you
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shouldn't leave your friends list open to everybody, and maybe you shouldn't leave your
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pictures open for the world to see, and maybe you shouldn't leave this,
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that and the other. But back in the day it was the freaking wild
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West, true, and you could like, you know nothing about privacy back
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then. If you were a bounty hunter and you were looking for somebody,
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it took your four clicks on Facebook and you'd be like, there he is,
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Yeah, that's true. There is right this second. Yeah, that's
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true. Dog. That's how Dog spent most of his days, the old
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one. It's amazing that gets just Dog the bounty hunter just on Facebook,
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clicking around, going like, ah, he's a tackle bell again. And
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then bounty Dog himself got got done for some racist phone call or something.
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They went through his legs. Tom, Dog the bounty hunter likes it's like
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the dog bounty Hunter. It was like the joke bi Bill. You mean
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your man with the mullet down to his ass and the letter the leather waistcoat
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him. So there you go. Tom also saying it's like, you know,
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social media as it is, uh, and look I can't you know
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we've indicted you on a couple of crimes so far here through this podcast.
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Tom, I'm going to indict myself here with this one. It used to
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be more crack when you could be wantonly nosy and come away with something,
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whereas now you come away with nothing anything. You're just cranky now because he's
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taken away an element of crack. No, I would have been Tom,
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maybe five or six years ago. Yeah, right right now, I'm beyond
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care and all right, you know what I mean, because I don't need
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to go I know a lot of these times, Tom, I don't need
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to go through your legs to tell you you're wrong. And if you know
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what I mean, I don't need to go through your legs to tell that
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you and I, Minister or whoever, don't agree politically, they're pretty pretty
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you're pretty straight out of there. Fair enough, fair enough. I never
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I typically it's not a political issue I have with people. It's normally you
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know, somebody is putting their flute right into the camera. And now all
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I was looking for was, you know, a rescue for rugby scores or
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recipe for fucking grasslands? Do you know what I mean? There? Have
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your Has your life been greatly impacted by the removal of the ability to see
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likes on Twitter? If it has, keep it to yourself. If it
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hasn't, let us know. In the comments of this show, Tom potego,
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that is the big weekly what have you for this week? By God?
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Nothing that would impact the wider world, but for those of us that
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live on our phones, the chronically online as they call us. Tom I
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described in quite a well. It's in a recent shows that describing different social
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media's and because I use Twitter or slash x so a little and I think
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about it, it's it's almost like finding the garden shed that you haven't been
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in the years, and you're like, oh jeez, I wonder what this
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is like. And then you open it up, but there's a cat in
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there shitting on a picture of you, spitnetche. It's like, okay,
22:37
that's it. It's more of a before we go off and I'm just gonna
22:44
try and I'm just going to try and get gee up on this one here
22:45
and now another week. Bit Tom, you're more of an Instagram is okay.
22:49
I'm pretty certain that there's some pages and what not on Instagram that you're
22:52
not going to like because that will show up and someone will see Tom.
22:57
Whye you like fucking said no, right, even because you have a bit
23:03
of sense and a bit of the corem about yourself, right true, right?
23:07
What if they're removed, if they if they said Tom, we promise
23:08
you nobody's ever going to see it. So like it all you want,
23:11
like like fine Country, lasses dot Com, like whatever it is. But
23:18
you're forgetting. There's an awful madenans and bitterness in me. I don't give
23:23
out likes willing Nilly Jerry because I just would. I wouldn't give him the
23:27
sort of you wouldn't satisfaction. I wouldn'tive him the satisfaction I like that.
23:30
Yeah, like I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Here's the thing, I'm right,
23:34
let's live. Let's live in a world where you do like Lassies and
23:40
masses right, not bad whatever floatable? Right? So you click out,
23:44
Okay, there's a page called lassies in Massies and you're like, I want
23:47
to get all. Yeah, I'm going to click into that because I like
23:49
it and nobody's ever going to see Tom. I would never sleep soundly for
23:55
the rest of my life thinking that someday Elon Musk is just going to wake
23:59
up and go, actually, you know what, I'm going to make lives
24:02
Likes public again and flick the switch which is wont to do a head case,
24:06
and all of a sudden it just shows up for the world to see.
24:08
Jerry McBride likes lassies and massies. You know what, though, you'd
24:14
have to stand by it now, you'd have to go actually, yeah,
24:15
you know what, don't shed me for liking lassies and massies. Yeah,
24:18
I think you know what. We're high. There's too much hiding going on
24:22
full stop. There's too much good good or bad, good or bad.
24:27
We should know who the lunatics are, or do you know, we should
24:30
know who the freaks are. If you're a freak and you're into your freaking
24:33
stuff, we should know you about you. They do. They do say
24:36
you shouldn't put anything on the Internet that you wouldn't shout out loud in the
24:38
pub, do they? But at the same time, but at the same
24:41
time, you know, hear, I do find myself watching going down rabbit
24:48
holes, watching mesmerizing Asian lads be able to fix gearboxes and like pouring their
24:56
own form work, and these lads one out of a nose, dave there.
25:00
But I know, I know these lads who can do like they'll break
25:04
the axle and attractor and then go back to the and just melt down a
25:08
heap of forks and make a new back accel. These are the lads I
25:12
you know that. And obscure things that they eat. That's kind of my
25:17
thing. That's where that's But I don't think anybody on this planet would be
25:22
shocked if they found out that that was what I was digging, you know,
25:26
true, true, true, Well, Tom, you talk, you
25:27
talk there now, my man. You talk about these lads doing this,
25:30
and these lads doing that, and these lads melting down foks and these lads
25:33
doing that. That's those lads, friend, that's those lads. Plenty of
25:40
those lads out on the internet, all right, you can get them anywhere
25:42
you want. But every now and then, Tom, every now and then,
25:45
say once a week on your regular podcast schedule, you find a lad
25:52
that just doesn't sit with those lads. He's all out there on his own,
25:56
and you see him, you go, ah, Then there's this slide
26:02
the I mean, it kind of falls into the trap of the weekly what
26:07
have you as well. I suppose it was it. Yeah, this was
26:11
a here. Hey, do you know what you know? Switch arou in
26:15
your head if you want no problem at all, if you can go not
26:18
downloaded, chop it up, turn it around, whatever, Because this week
26:22
is near unbknownst to you and me, but a lot of our listeners are
26:26
all over it. It is the week of the Euros. Yes, the
26:30
Football Championship, Euros European. You know, between the two of us,
26:36
Tom, I don't think either of us could say the proper name of that,
26:38
not what the European football all I ever hear being called. Yeah,
26:45
let's say that. Yeah, the Euros, the European international football Championship,
26:51
because it's not European clubs, it's European international teams. Do you know what
26:56
I mean? It's not like Man United are playing Baern Munich. It's we
27:00
We are out of our debt here, oh so out of our depth,
27:04
and we, like always will do what any miniputative couple of narcisstic bastards will
27:08
do. We will completely turn it back into something we know about and make
27:14
that the tiny corner of what we know about. Interesting, what a slight
27:18
hint of the Euros involved. Yes, indeed, Tom, if the square
27:22
peg of this subject doesn't fit into the round hole of the topic that our
27:26
discussion, we can chamfer it would I know a guy with a love pemmer
27:30
just absolutely so? Who is who is this lad that's shining through from the
27:36
Euros are indeed, maybe there's more than one of them, just well,
27:40
just to give them a context, we are in the Euros are in Germany
27:42
this year. That I know this because you know, googled it half an
27:48
hour Yeah, I googled it half an hour ago. They're on Germany.
27:49
They're on every four years in alternate years to the World Cup, do you
27:53
know what I mean? Ireland have been famous for their fans going there and
27:56
whatnot and being very good natured, but at the same time, no doubt
28:00
giant pain the whole. You know, if you're living on the street where
28:03
the boys are doing their thing, well either way they're good about it.
28:07
And but this what the this lad and I like a collective, this lad
28:11
because we were looking at another collective. This lad looks it tied too closely
28:15
to another one. This one. It popped up every year like when the
28:22
international any international team comes together to get their number ones. Jerry, do
28:26
you know you're not? Yeah, which is like in you know, in
28:29
terms of most things, it's a blazer and a pair of trousers and those
28:32
are your number ones that you have to wear to. Those are your best
28:34
greens, as they say in the FCA best screens, exactly your best greens.
28:41
So you you know, like you'd see the army lads to where they're
28:44
or their navy lands where they're full white, to wedding or the funerals,
28:45
weddings and stuff like that. Well typically, well I don't most teams at
28:49
the meetup you'll get a big bag with all your names stitched into. Its
28:52
cool, it's a grade. You're getting all this stash tick call it.
28:56
Well, the England football team got their stash. They had a it was
29:02
an underwhelming team shot. I mean, why not put them in the blazers
29:04
with the you know, the typical thing instead they loud. I don't know,
29:10
it looks like top man. I was just going to say, pre
29:14
mark dress River Island, River Island exactly. And the lads are sitting in
29:19
like two or three tiers, you know, as you would be as a
29:22
team, Yes, collectively and they're not all wearing the same thing. They're
29:26
all wearing various different versions of it, from like a little like a little
29:33
sports jacket, a pair of slacks. But they're all either dressed Jerry into
29:37
one of two colors. It's either ten right black, which seems fine when
29:45
you put it that way around, right, Yeah, especially if you're British,
29:49
or you're American, or you're from well, I don't want to say
29:53
Serbia because last night, as were recording this, they kick seven shades and
29:56
shit out of each other on the street. Yes. Second, it wouldn't
30:00
impact you too much if you saw, oh, they're wearing tan and black
30:03
as a team. Strange that that they are all wearing the same color.
30:07
Lads are wearing tan suits, so the lads are wearing black suits. Not
30:11
seeing a problem here, Tom and right enough. But if you jumble that
30:15
in a whatever form of a jumble, you could get two words to mix
30:18
around on each other. They could end up in another way and you could,
30:21
as an Irish person, would see that as an England team. England,
30:26
England, the sun never sets on you know, the British Empire,
30:32
England wearing black and tan. Yes, now, anybody listening in from another
30:42
country, going I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it, Tom,
30:48
Fred would be saying I can't. I can't do Fred, No, you
30:52
fucking cat, I really can't discovering I can't swim in the Jesus. That's
31:00
uh, that's your your kid's nettle moment right there. That is there you
31:03
go Revelation podcast. Chalk it up as an indictment to me. But yes,
31:11
indeed, here's the thing, Tom. You could look an english person
31:14
dead in the eye and say do you think it's appropriate for a squad of
31:19
English people to wear black and tan? And they wouldn't have a single clue
31:26
what will be wrong with that? No? No, And I dare say
31:30
again there, say again, dare say again, Tom. You could explain
31:33
it. You could explain your problem with it to them, and they still
31:37
wouldn't have a problem. The only thing is if you've ever been I have
31:41
performed in London a fair bit, and I'll tell you what they They will
31:45
walk long before walk was they Especially if you go to a place like Shoreditch
31:51
where all the hipsters hang out, like I once saw a person outside this
31:55
is where the two Belfast slides open serial killers, you know the serial cafe.
31:59
Oh, yeah, you could get away. I saw a lad on
32:01
a penny farthing. Yeah. I saw another lad with an iPad. I
32:07
mean it was a serious steampunk bit of modification he had where the page would
32:13
be in a typewriter with the keys. Instead of coming up and hitting a
32:16
ribbon and hitting through to the ink, they actually had little paddles on the
32:20
end, rubber paddles that would come up and type the iPad. This is
32:23
what we're dealing with. But what I'm saying, right, yeah, I
32:28
know, I wanted to take that thing asad. Yeah. It's what I
32:32
found was gigging into those kind of places, is that there you have a
32:37
certain amount of leeweight that I would imagine a certain yeah, a certain race
32:44
of comedian gets to have because there's a knowledge there that, oh, we
32:49
did suppress them for a bit. Yeah. And you can and you can
32:52
lean into it heavily if you like, if you you know, or you
32:57
can just steer away from a bit and just basking the easiness of of laughs
33:00
because you know they're given it to you out of a heat the guilt both.
33:04
You're right, there are certain people you would say to and they've never
33:07
heard of those two words going together in a drink. Smashed the Irish under
33:14
their boot heel for to give it? Do you want to give a brief?
33:17
Well, it was a truckload and blown up over there. There's actually
33:20
a memorial not for the lads that were blown up, but for the people
33:23
that planted the dynamite. There was a truckload and blown up or just over
33:28
the road there you lovely hump back bridge. You know, I'm like,
33:31
here's the thing time when we're talking about this lads, these lads, as
33:35
the case may be, there's the English team decked out in their black and
33:37
tan finery and Jesus Christ, lads with the best, with the greatest of
33:43
respect to you all, like the English in general. Like I don't know
33:47
that we've been waiting for a subject to come along that we could just like
33:51
have a swing at the English in general. But where you've been thrown,
33:55
you've been throwing range finders for the last nine or ten episodes. I've seen
34:00
Yeah, every so often I've gone, oh it just tap tapped and tapped
34:02
England on the nose there a little bit. This might be an overhand,
34:07
right, Tom, I don't know what to tell you. Okay, the
34:08
English in general, though, oh here we go another thing, right,
34:15
English people, You know, I've got a couple of English prowls that seem
34:17
like decent ads, all this kind of crack. But it doesn't take too
34:22
long for you to get from English to English football who looking like that just
34:29
rolls off the tongue really easy, doesn't it. But I okay, I
34:32
know I'm not gonna put you're being a tad unfair, but I'm not gonna
34:37
pull you on. I want to see that just rules that just rules like
34:40
like that's like saying it just rolls off the tongue as easily as say,
34:44
for example, sleazy record producer. Do you see you see the way that
34:51
just goes nicely? You know? Ah? Did you see? Like you
35:00
know, if I if I were to say sleezy, your brain would just
35:01
naturally go sleezy, you go producer? Right, Okay, that just works,
35:07
right, Okay, if you were just saying me English, my brain
35:09
would just naturally go English football player, no star, no who the again?
35:16
There we go, just just just just as simple as that. And
35:22
you said that the World Cup is every four years, and so is the
35:24
Euros and they alternate, so there's never two years goes by without a large
35:30
football tournament, correct, and the English are at every single one of them.
35:35
But they did invent it. This is it if they didn't make it,
35:38
and not for nothing time I want to ask a question and I'm asking
35:44
the exact wrong. Man. I have to tell you, but did they
35:46
qualify for that or did they get into it like they get into the Eurovision,
35:50
you know, the way they get out of a free pass of the
35:52
Eurovision because they pay money for even though they didn't they don't want to.
35:54
They didn't qualify, they didn't go through the pools. I don't yeah,
35:59
I needed the way let us know in the comments. To be honest with
36:00
you. I look, if I invented a sport, i'd want to be
36:04
in the main tournament. Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to be well
36:07
uped. I'd probably I mean, they haven't one fuck all in a long
36:12
time, I don't think. But at the same time, you'd imagine they're
36:14
they're thereabouts in the top eight, you know, like you know, you
36:16
know, you'd assumes as you mentioned it there tom as well, we've got
36:20
the lads blind out in their in their black and tan finery, and it's
36:23
just going to be, as you says I, the dope win them all
36:27
and it's just nice to sit back and watch them lose. To be honest
36:30
with you, particularly in the later stages of the competition. Hey, if
36:34
it's on penalties, what the hell? But the English football hooligans I want
36:37
to talk to you about them because they are looped in with this the this
36:39
week this line as well. Have we explained to anybody who might be from
36:43
another country listening here and what the black and towns were We haven't have We
36:49
We're just rolling on and just sent over to quash the Irish uprising in the
36:52
early nineteen hundreds, and they did so with relish and delighted in being particularly
36:59
brutal and murderous. And they were, and where were the most of them
37:04
recruised from. They weren't actually armyment at all. They were recruis, they
37:07
were allowed out of prisons and whatnot. They weren't actually proper armyment at all.
37:10
They were wonderful. Yeah, so that's why they they literally sent over
37:15
the goddamn suicide squad, Yes, exactly. Yeah, so nobody I don't
37:21
think on either side when they lost, you know, when the lads got
37:23
shot down or chopped down in any which a way that either side gave a
37:27
ship. You know, it wasn't like the English or even overly caring about
37:30
it was like, so we lost, yes, okay, the English football
37:37
the English football hooligans. I have to tell you, Tom, English football
37:39
hooligans, the soccer hooligans as them Americans column. You see them on a
37:45
week by week basis, and I gotta tell you we could, we could.
37:46
We could spend all night. We're not going to spend all night,
37:49
but we can spend all night talking about the mentality of a football fan and
37:52
how it differs from say, for example, a rugby fan such as yourself,
37:57
who wants to go to a game and drink heinekin and pull it all
38:00
over gins and gets it call over himself. But in English football hooligan just
38:04
seems to want to fight. That is just in their nature to fight.
38:08
And it is spectacular to watch because it doesn't seem to me like any of
38:13
them can fight whatso well never it's some of the worst shit I've ever seen
38:17
when it comes to scrapping, like it's only on mass one of the greatest
38:22
moments that ever happened there was a lippy guy. Because it's notoriously because soccer,
38:29
you see, is so you're so those players are so well paid and
38:32
it's so far removed that it's almost like they're at the ground shouting at the
38:37
telly. Do you know what I mean. There's never a moment where you
38:38
ever feel, oh, that guy could come over. Oh he's there,
38:43
he's a family and kids. I'll keep it together. No, that's not
38:47
terrible with I'm sure there's lovely people there with their families and whatnot, and
38:52
they're not you know, and listen, we've had a we've we've said it
38:54
before. We have a paunchhoun for anybody up. No, you know we're
38:59
talking about the you know, as English people. People know who we're talking
39:01
about. You know, you hate those fuckers too. Write you to start
39:06
to people that fucking dels on to you have it? What's it coming you?
39:13
You know that you know, And that's why it's so wonderful when a
39:15
tournament kicks off to him, because what you're going to get is about four
39:20
weeks of watching those lads get their heads stoved in by riot cops. The
39:25
one of the and we'll get to the buck acting around in Germany in a
39:30
second. But one of the greatest moments that I ever loved. And I
39:32
don't think everything, any anything came about as a result of it, but
39:37
it's happened a few times in rugby. An Irish guy called Trevor Brennan caught
39:42
some grief at when he was playing for Toulouse in France and went down a
39:45
legend as a result of it. Man has raised his kids there. They
39:49
both play. Has a very famous bar. He snapped and ran into the
39:52
audience as six foot five Barnhall, absolute tornado who loves the scrap, ran
39:59
into the audience, punching the head off a couple of lads who were mounting
40:01
off. Well back in the day, Eric Cantona, if you remember him,
40:07
the French, the French poet, lunatic, was catching a bit of
40:14
grief and ran jumped the hoarding with a young crowd and sidekick straight out of
40:20
blood Sport and smashed your man on the side. And it was that reality
40:23
where and it seemed to quite a lot of audience, a lot of crowds.
40:27
For a while it was like, oh, the teley comes to life.
40:30
I see yeah, yeah, you see these hooligans and there they love
40:34
a good you know, winking gesture back and forth to each other, heavy,
40:39
heavy, all this kind of thing. There. Here's the thing these
40:42
lads like, not for nothing. They're English and they go do this every
40:45
week at their local grounds and freaking west Ham or wherever the hell it is.
40:50
We've all seen Green Street, Yeah, we've all seen Green Street,
40:53
right Millwall till I die for though, all right, perfect, perfect,
41:01
perfect, not buying it froro ah right, yes, and they all get
41:12
shoted along by the English cops, who it has to be said now,
41:15
and I'm not just saying this out of spite, but they look soft the
41:17
shite as well, right true, they're not ready, the English cops.
41:22
They're not ready for when these lads go on tour and they find themselves as
41:25
they do now over in Germany. And the thing they can give all this
41:29
Barber brother stuff to when they're playing like Serbia and the Serbian hooligans are there
41:36
who are literally chiseled out of war and you and the lads coming over to
41:40
give it a bit of ohas in Serbia and they get their heads smashed in
41:45
and get the ship kicked out of them. I gotta tell you, Tom,
41:50
I like those posts on Twitter. I can't even see it. I
41:53
think the only I think they're saving grace. I think they were gonna it
41:58
was gonna it was gonna come up a cropper for the English lads. But
42:00
I think I think the Albanian lads, who would be a causable leaning because
42:07
of Serbian cassable, I think they jumped in for the English lads and even
42:10
they were kind of shocked. They were like, what show, Okay,
42:16
here we go. It's again. It's the mentality I don't get, Like
42:19
these lads are out and they're not. They're not over on like a school
42:22
tour. And Tom, this is not by any means like free or subsidize.
42:27
This is like paying thousands of pounds to go on. What is I'm
42:32
assuming your holidays for the year to support your team and you spend it either
42:38
hungover or con cost or both. Well, they've brought over a ton of
42:45
this is hilarious. I don't know if any other country has done it.
42:46
A ton of British police have had to go over. I guess I suppose
42:52
it's the kind of they might they can advise on their movements and whatnot.
42:55
Maybe they'll recognize a few, but I do think Laos on to Peter,
43:00
who are probably in around the six to five mark carrying a submachine gun,
43:06
yeah, will probably be all right. You know what I mean? They
43:08
have you seen some of the cops in Germany. Yeah, these are monsters,
43:13
These monsters like these, these are not the bobbies, you know what
43:15
I mean, combat gear ready to go, dressed like freaking Batman and UFC
43:23
gloves, just coming out to mortal as you'd say yourself, Jerry, not
43:28
for dotting. It's German lads getting to have a cut off of English lads,
43:34
and the German lads have brought weapons to the fight. I'm just saying.
43:37
I'm just saying, no, I'm just saying, like, not for
43:40
it's it's it's the English lads fighting with whatever they could get through security and
43:45
the German lads fighting with whatever they could bring from their house or from the
43:51
arsenal at back of the station. Yeah. I managed to, I managed
43:54
to. I managed to sneak a little slapjack or whatever it was through security
43:59
and he throw best luck, Dave, because himself over there has a map
44:02
with your name on a porter because we've got an a R fifteen on his
44:06
back. Ah yeah, okay, fair enough, let's see how it so.
44:08
I'm not going to I don't I dare say, Tom, you're not
44:10
going to follow the exploits of this week, this lads, which is the
44:14
English team and indeed the supporters as they give it their best shot in Germany.
44:21
In Germany, right, yes, dustle dark they were incomssibly. I'm
44:24
comfortably informed. I dare say, We're going to watch much football being kicked,
44:30
but I'm going to keep an eye on it for all those rises that
44:34
kick off. Tom, would you agree with that? Well? At your
44:37
look that we do love a good round. That's the truth of it.
44:39
Two days go. Stop. Now you can lie to yourself and say that
44:45
you're a pacifist and whatnot, and that you wouldn't dare dare ever kick up
44:50
any dust when it comes to that thing. But look comes the timing comes
44:54
the time in a man's life when he just has submit. War can be
44:58
good, a can be even better. And I think, I don't know
45:02
we're going to fall out over this. I don't know, Tom. This
45:06
is a curious one. This is this is this is a curious one this
45:07
week. We want to know really our viewers, our viewers, our listeners.
45:10
That's the word. We got the word there for a second tim Look
45:15
they can be they can be looking straight at the phone. We want your
45:20
opinion on this because an image appeared on social media again. Did you like
45:23
it? I won't know because all that time thing's gone away. But it
45:28
was a chap called Jonathan Bailey, who is an actor. I'm comfortably i'msured
45:32
he's not been in anything. I want John Bailey back from back the Road.
45:35
Actually is nice, man. It's not the same fellows. But I
45:38
had a few Bailly Bailey's and Brandy's back in the days before the second Man.
45:42
I couldn't link him effort again any rate. This young man has done
45:45
enough in the acting profession to be cast in the new Jurassic World movie,
45:49
Jurassic World for Jurassic Park seven. If that's the way you're keeping Jesus,
45:54
you know, number one, we could have a right about whether or not
45:57
we need another Jurassic Park movie. But here we are. But how does
46:00
man Jonathan Bailey uh him him to light? This week was a nimmage was
46:07
posted of him getting prepared for the Jurassic Park movie. And he's doing so,
46:14
Tom seemingly by just injecting human growth hormone in because the kid is freaking
46:22
absolutely massive. All of a sudden, I looked them up and he's one
46:25
of these. He's one of these, one of the guys that's on that
46:29
Bridgerton show. Definitely definitely went to Rada. He's wispy. He's whispy.
46:35
He's this like little sort of Loki looking dude, like the he you know
46:39
that, the lad from don He's like little Paula. Trade's. Yeah,
46:44
he's this little skinny lad. And for whatever reason, then we can have
46:46
a word about it now in a second time, about whether or not anybody
46:50
in a movie where you're running being chased by dinosaurs needs to be more muscular
46:57
than a fucking dinosaur. Because this lad looks like he's about to chase them
47:01
back. Right, I haven't like, like, like like you chase an
47:06
unruly bullock, you'll be like, get back back. Risk is bushing a
47:12
gap for dinosaurs. That's how big he is, right, And like,
47:15
okay, all right, a couple of things to have a right about here,
47:19
Tom, do you agree we need another Jurassic Park movie. No you,
47:23
Paul, I can promise you that. No, I say I got
47:25
fairly. I got fifteen minutes into the last one now, And even even
47:30
himself is like, yes, Christ and he's four even even free on Netflix
47:35
it is too expensive. He was big, he's big into the dinosaurs,
47:37
but even he was gonna chase this Christ. Can we can wrap this one
47:40
up? Yeah? All right, Tom, This whole thing these days of
47:45
every film needs a lad that's like four foot wide, built like a Gears
47:51
of War character. What are we doing here? What are we doing?
47:54
I'm torn because we talked about Peaky Blinders the other day, and well to
48:04
do with the hats and whatnot. But still a double hard bast can be
48:07
believed if a actor can be good enough, like his name is Paul something
48:10
other. I think the world they will actually has a bit of a cocaine
48:15
issue. But he plays Arthur, the brother who in in Peaky Blinders,
48:21
Skinny as a rake but hard as a And I think there's nothing more sinister
48:25
about a fella who's wiry beyond belief and can rowl. You know, the
48:32
jacked up days. I think I don't know. I'm sure we went through
48:37
a period in the nineties where there wasn't I don't know where Lad said dad
48:39
bods or something, but i'd nearly sooner see a fella titter a bit of
48:45
a belly on him, like, you know, tear it up around the
48:47
place. I think Hollywood could easily tilt it in that direction and still make
48:53
the character class and hard as nails. I'll tell you what gets meet him
48:58
right now. And we we came up in a generation where it was like
49:02
the biggest of big men Schwarzenegger, beyond that's just Loan, the biggest of
49:08
big men, Jesse, the body Ventura, right, monsters, absolute animals.
49:15
Right. But here's the thing. They were always like that. It
49:16
wasn't like Arnold all of a sudden showed up rake skinny, or it wasn't
49:22
like a Schortzenegger was like this tiny, little, skinny looking Adrian Brodie looking
49:29
dude that for the role of in Predator he packed on sixteen stone and muscle.
49:35
No, he he just looked like that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:38
Whereas now it's like with the Marvel movies and the whatnot. So when
49:42
the le like Saer Chris Hemswartz all of a sudden gets cast in the in
49:45
tour. All of a sudden, it's like, Okay, now you know
49:47
you're gonna be playing a Greek, a Norse god, and you're gonna have
49:52
your short off like ninety percent of the thing, So maybe just hit the
49:55
gym there. And he goes away from being like looking like he looked in
49:59
Home, away home, and away like just like cause and I grow down
50:02
in Yabby Creek and all of a sudden he shows up. He's twenty two
50:07
stone musil. The only thing I will say, right, the only thing
50:10
I will say if you're like, if you get tore, the picture has
50:15
already been painted that God had got its hunder you. All right, I
50:20
have no choice but to get myself cranked out of my brain on every form
50:24
of ethanol and everything hgh out the yan yang I got it, and the
50:30
best of stuff, the sort of stuff sly uses, you know, none
50:34
of that hoky stuff. You want that good quality gear you gotta. But
50:37
if you're going fighting dinosaur, sure there was never a you know, like,
50:40
what are you doing? Like like the rock is getting more and more
50:44
believable, the rock unbelievable, Like the man is nearly sixty I'd say at
50:47
this stitch and he is muscle FIFTI yeah, muscles don't stay like that whatever
50:53
he is injecting it himself. But you're kind of gone, You don't we
51:00
get it. You're the Rock, but you don't need to be that,
51:05
Like you don't need to be that like when he when he has like there
51:07
was one one where he was an architect and he was missing a leg or
51:10
something of a building. Yes, yes, and you're going you're walking around,
51:15
am I Are we supposed to believe that you've time to be in a
51:16
ten hour office stay stressed out of your brains eight now bagels and drinking coffee,
51:22
but yet you have nine hour spear hours to absolutely blitz the gym.
51:27
That what's what's he called it the iron the climbing, clanging and banging in
51:31
the House of Iron or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yah yeah.
51:35
He literally ships a container, two or three containers to any if it's
51:38
in the jungle, it's in the jungle. They ship it there for him.
51:43
Containers that are his gym, so you can just go to it.
51:46
You don't want to tell you to him. I think the Rock has this
51:49
lad written all over him. In in a couple of episodes to call the
51:52
Rocks doctor has Yeah you know what I mean. But like again, when
51:59
I the first time I ever clapped eyes on the rock. He was a
52:00
wrestler, so he was like a big guy, played football like he's he's
52:05
he's got the jeans, he's got the genetics, he's got forty years of
52:08
training behind. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when it's when
52:12
the it's when the cast Killian Morphy as to play Conan the Barbarian, to
52:17
play tone in the Barbarian, he's like, and he's a genesis. I
52:22
have passed it snow or like we see what we can do, like you
52:23
know it's there. I didn't realize it was Jamaican either, but anyway,
52:29
we'll go with that. I can't go away if we're learning now this episode
52:30
focuses that I can't do accents. You're right, it's the it's the jump
52:35
up. You're going no, no, no, we got a we don't
52:38
want to start a row about ladies and gentlemen, but you got it.
52:40
Back us up. They're going to kill one of these fools. Okay,
52:43
oh, they're absolutely going to it. They're going to kill a man.
52:45
Whatever if if Christian Bale makes it to sixty. But what he's done to
52:51
himself if he went from the machinist, yeah, put on it sixty or
52:54
seventy pounds on from the machinist, heman or batman like absolutely true. The
53:01
roof size like massive, like Hardy was. Even Hardy was being interviewed,
53:07
he was like, yeah, he's big, but I think my arms are
53:08
bigger. He's like, Tom, you were a skinny out model at one
53:12
stage two. Don't be telling anybody like you just lifting buckets you are for
53:15
the last five years. No, forget about it. You're absolutely juice and
53:19
too, like, come on, you're you're We can see it, and
53:22
we're not gonna we're not gonna get into it. But in the dark Knight
53:24
rises from being he's there like that and he's like he's all this kind of
53:29
crack and he's all ripped up the bits. You can see his whole back
53:31
is covered in what they called bakne, which is the backspots, the pimples
53:37
on your back that are just the calling card that you're injecting bull seeming into
53:42
yourself. And give you a name of a young lad here, Tom Right,
53:45
Nicholas Galatzine, galat Zine, galat Signe lowered. I don't know who
53:52
has never heard of him before. I personally had never heard him before.
53:54
But he has been cast following his role in the Idea of You, a
54:00
romantic comedy, and Half Away and various other little team back to haunt all
54:08
these all these little team comedies where he's like the little sort of a Timothy
54:15
challowmey looking dude, little slender lad, just a little guy, right,
54:20
yeah, a pull through for a rifle, as we'd say, up our
54:23
way. Uh huh. He has been cast as the new he Man fuck
54:30
off he Man in the New in the New he Man movie. Okay,
54:34
so he Man last brought the life on our screens by Dolph Lundgren and not
54:37
for nothing was a Swedish bodybuilder to begin with. Brother he had a black
54:42
belt and was a world champion kickboxer. And it also has a degree in
54:46
biochemistry. Just thrown it out there. So they're going to take this Nicholas
54:52
galaxy lad who really does look about the he's given up size to Timothy Shallaman
54:55
like he's narrow. That's what I'm telling you, Tom, If you put
54:59
a red tie enemy call him a temometers. That what you're telling me,
55:00
That's what I'm telling you about it. I'm telling you he has to run
55:02
around in the shower to get wet. Brother, he could do with just
55:06
one arts cheek. All right, okay, okay, you got me,
55:15
you're fucking all right. Yeah, this man's going to die. They're going
55:21
to inject him with every hormone numbed man to get him up to a he
55:27
man size for the I like, not for nothing, Tom, I'm here
55:30
saying they shouldn't do it. The better fucking do it. Looking at the
55:32
size of them. He man to me, you can't have a skinny Conan.
55:37
You can't have a skinny You could even argue with skinny coning because he's
55:42
like, well it was only he didn't play a huge part in all our
55:45
lives. He Man was, and even the cartoon of it today is he?
55:52
You know of Eternia? Not mistaken? He bumps up the huge like
55:55
there's no I wonder do you remember what they did with your man to play
56:00
Captain America? What's the name again? Do you remember when they downsized him
56:05
with c G. I wonder what they do Will they do the same with
56:08
him? Will they upsize him by putting just a suit on him, and
56:12
that's all over it. And you know, like they did with have to
56:15
do something, Tom, because I swear to God like he looks like skinny
56:17
Captain America to begin with. The man can't get any smaller, he'll vanish.
56:23
They're going, I'm talking at about sides of here, Tom. I'm
56:28
saying they shouldn't make this lad ingest every hormone man and eat nineteen chicken breasts
56:34
a day to bulk up to the size of he man in the in the
56:37
show. But at the same time, I don't want he man that looks
56:39
like he's about to run a triathlon, you know what I mean. I'm
56:42
gonna I'm gonna cut you there. I'm gonna google him after the show.
56:45
I want him to be as skinny as you are, as you're explaining,
56:49
and I want them to absolutely like do you remember him and harping back to
56:54
Poison Ivy from that Batman, Remember that terror bat Yeah yeah, yeah,
56:58
yeah. They injected the would and he put all the hoses and they turned
57:01
him into a giant, hulking wrestler. I want them to do that to
57:07
him. I want to see green veins running down his front and back.
57:10
And I want to see this experiment because if he's chosen to go for the
57:15
painting of a ball of money to be he man, I want to see
57:17
what they make. You want to see what they're gonna do. You want
57:20
this kid to clutch his herd and keel over on the red carpet. I
57:22
want his knee joints to give out, because the amount of muscle mass like
57:25
much much like a Kentucky Fried chicken that they've over engineered. Yeah, that's
57:31
what it is. That's what we're doing to her actors these days. These
57:35
are battery hens, and I'm all for it if you're in. They got
57:40
the lad They got the kid from freaking they got the kid from high school
57:45
musical. Zac Efron took him from a high school musical last year. His
57:50
head was about to pop off his shoulders. You look like a freaking funkal
57:52
pop, they said to him. Now he's he stays in good Nick.
57:55
Both good Nick is different. And they were asking him because they noticed his
58:00
chin was gone huge as Jawnline was gonna takes as Jesse Ventura's. They were
58:07
like, what is it? And he goes, you know, I mean
58:08
I hit the belt there all one of the days because they thought it first
58:12
it was prosthetics for the role. Yeah, for the mo. It was
58:14
actually his chin and they were trying to work out but what you hit it?
58:19
Yeah, and he hurted and the swelling was still there, and you're
58:21
like, hmmm, have you ever seen a lady bodybuilder and pro lady bodybuilder?
58:25
Have you seen what can happen to her chin? Body building juice is
58:30
full of a lot of tissdusterone, You, sir, have gotten a new
58:34
chin as a result of taking double the amount of man sauce that you were
58:37
your body was supposed to be producing, and now you've got a chin like
58:40
that guy from what was the You're gonna help me? No no, no
58:46
oh yeah, from Timegoing Cash. You literally read my mind because yea yeah
58:52
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you broke that Joe Joe Wow
59:00
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Euros, but I'm going picking you a load of nettles out the back there.
1:01:08
Now, there's a load of nettles for you on the way you put
1:01:13
putting nettles in the post to me, He says, Hello, what value
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would you put on this package? It is invaluable, my friend. And
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just and then I'll say, in another one, I'll send you like a
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