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Goldilocks | Son of a Boy Dad #219 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: M You're here live from HQ three seven am.
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  Speaker 1: Just getting in here early as fuck, seven in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: beating the rush.
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  Speaker 2: Having up for hours. I actually haven't even gotten in yet.
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  Speaker 3: I got it. I know, well, we've quoted that line
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  Speaker 3: before and I felt to do it again.
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  Speaker 2: It's great. It's a good call back. Now people have
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  Speaker 2: to go back and listen to the episodes and then
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  Speaker 2: go when did this line?
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  Speaker 1: Which and which was it? It was either one yeah,
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  Speaker 1: exactly nine yeah, one of those. I forget which new shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Francis I bought them a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 2: Those Janowski's.
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  Speaker 3: No, they are blazers.
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  Speaker 2: Lasers.
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  Speaker 1: Lazer sounds like maybe blazer.
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  Speaker 3: I hardly know.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's what Gillian Wallace say about fucking a girl.
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  Speaker 1: They say that. They say that they blazed a bitch,
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  Speaker 1: glazed and blazed WHOA blaze is when you jizzed on them,
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  Speaker 1: and blaze is when you fucked them.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 1: I used to blaze weed, and I thought that that
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  Speaker 1: was the reason why I was like scatterbrained, and then
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  Speaker 1: I stopped smoking weed and I continued to be scatter brains.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: You should go back to start smoking the kosh again.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I am back on that train.
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  Speaker 2: Smoking the ganja.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, earth, and I'll tell you what, it's every bit
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  Speaker 3: as good as I ever thought it was. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You ever get scared every single night's? Do you do it? Though?
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  Speaker 3: Cannot recall a time where I was high recently and
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  Speaker 3: did not feel earth shattering anxiety.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh, every time I smoke, we'd have to
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  Speaker 2: like manually put myself to bed.
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  Speaker 1: Just like like I have to.
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  Speaker 2: I have to, like I lay in bed for like
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  Speaker 2: two hours and then I go, all right, it's time
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  Speaker 2: to go to sleep now, and then I have to
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  Speaker 2: sit there and like focus on going to bed or else.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, man, I wonder if I hit that
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  Speaker 2: pocket at the river next week? And what fly should
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  Speaker 2: I use? Like it's like me having the most deep,
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  Speaker 2: like nonsense thoughts for just hours.
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  Speaker 1: Did I remember to do the tag? You know, four
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago? It's definitely some dumb shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: For me, it's like the shirt instructions for cleaning said
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  Speaker 3: to lay it flat, but I have hooked it around
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  Speaker 3: one of the bars on my drying rack, which means
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  Speaker 3: that both sides are falling straight down. And this that
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  Speaker 3: mean gravity is going to stretch my shirt longer to
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  Speaker 3: make it look like I persa to sit in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 2: Like the Dave Chappelle shirt that just goes down to
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  Speaker 2: your fucking knees.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Hillsong shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Those shirts are crazy to me.
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  Speaker 1: Those like we've also referenced and that was an episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah or one. Those have been a common topic, but
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  Speaker 2: it makes like they have to be. You gotta discuss
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  Speaker 2: those shirts. I get self conscious when my shirt goes
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  Speaker 2: like halfway, it goes below the halfway point of my fly.
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  Speaker 2: And those dudes are rocking shirts that are like like
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  Speaker 2: if you cut them, they fit normal, but then they
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  Speaker 2: just for some reason, they go down to your knees.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean that's like almost an old observation. Head
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  Speaker 1: os are wearing belly shirts these days. Oh yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: that's been a thing, but I mean it's more it's
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  Speaker 1: more relevant than is it the long shirts head roes
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  Speaker 1: and belly shirts.
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  Speaker 2: Are people really doing that though, or is that like, yeah, bro,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that was like two years ago that
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  Speaker 2: was popular.
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  Speaker 1: It's popular, and Owen back me up on this, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen that in a while.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen a lot of heteroes and belly shirts.
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  Speaker 2: Like maybe like a football player perhaps that was the
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  Speaker 2: eighties style. In NCAA, they have the dudes that do
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  Speaker 2: you know, like how like if you watch like training
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  Speaker 2: camp videos, they like tuck their shirts up and their stomachs.
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  Speaker 1: Are hanging out, which is sweet.
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  Speaker 2: They have dudes doing that in game, which is not
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  Speaker 2: a thing. You don't do that in games.
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  Speaker 1: They used to, Yeah, they used to, like in the nineties.
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  Speaker 2: In the nineties, not in twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: It's back Oakman. What about Oakman's fucking taste the ass
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  Speaker 1: and they.
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  Speaker 2: Have like they have like corners wearing a fucking sweatshirt
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  Speaker 2: under their pat it's like a hoodie.
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  Speaker 3: Fashion is cyclical. Why would if that's happening in the
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  Speaker 3: fashion world, why wouldn't it be happening with football jerseys?
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  Speaker 2: Because I watched football and I've never seen a corner
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  Speaker 2: wearing a sweat a hoodie under his sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 3: But you weren't a lot the last time that that
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  Speaker 3: was in vogue.
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  Speaker 2: But it's twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: And exactly the amount of years later that it would
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  Speaker 3: make sense for it to be back.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Well, if we see a game played, say if
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  Speaker 2: we see a game in Florida where the corner is
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  Speaker 2: wearing a hoodie under his pads, I'll give you one
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  Speaker 2: million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: They probably wear a shisty because those boys have to
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  Speaker 1: run drills after their fucking games. But also it's like.
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  Speaker 2: A thousand degrees down there.
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  Speaker 1: But it probably got outlawed because the boosters were getting
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  Speaker 1: horny seeing the guy's mid drifts. The fucking the money
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  Speaker 1: men up in the boxes were getting horny as hell
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  Speaker 1: seeing fucking the.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, there's a lot of problems with NCAA
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  Speaker 2: that have lead dressed. Yeah, the uniform is one of
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  Speaker 2: the biggest ones. What are you trying to do, Francis.
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  Speaker 3: You can never get the mic to the right distance
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  Speaker 3: from my face.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty easy. Let me show you how to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Nope, I don't want to talk about it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: It also looks like it's in the exact spot that
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  Speaker 2: you would need it.
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  Speaker 3: It just makes me feel cost for Probrick. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: He would have got away with it too, if it
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  Speaker 1: weren't for you fucking medaling kids over there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm always like, I'm always like talking to the mic
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  Speaker 2: stand like, I'm always adjusting it as I go. That's yeah, stage,
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  Speaker 2: you guys, you guys, Yeah, you guys. You sit down
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  Speaker 2: and you just use exactly what Because I know you're
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  Speaker 2: hugging the you're hugging the edge of that couch. I
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  Speaker 2: know you'd like to be This is a shorter fucking arm. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: yes it is. It looks like show you it looks
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  Speaker 2: like it from your appearance. That's a velocirapp This is
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  Speaker 2: a short This is the t Rex, your dumb ass.
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  Speaker 2: This was t Rex and then I adjusted it. It's brother,
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  Speaker 2: and it's not my fault that you guys don't understand
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  Speaker 2: a simple.
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  Speaker 3: God damn orangutang over here dragging his knuckles on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: It's a and this is the shortest there's this is
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  Speaker 1: we're three little bears in it. Okay, yours is just right,
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  Speaker 1: and it's fucking easy for you.
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  Speaker 2: To I made it just right.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is shorter than that one.
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  Speaker 3: You intentionally chose the mic that everyone knows is just right.
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  Speaker 2: No, this was the cord was wrapped around. I unwrapped
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  Speaker 2: it and fixed it so I could extend this further.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you, as a bad friend, didn't do the
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  Speaker 3: same for us. You have the skills. What do you
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  Speaker 3: adjust our mics?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm aware that yours is shorter than mine actively,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm saying that you could make it longer.
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  Speaker 1: For for such a smart guy. You are a fucking
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  Speaker 1: bumbling idiot.
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  Speaker 2: I think this is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It's a valeable concess.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like shocking to see fucking artist Clay two
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  Speaker 2: guys who've never heard of lefty loose righty tights.
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  Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with that.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pure all that has to do with It's
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  Speaker 2: literally it's this. You go, Oh, I guess I could
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  Speaker 2: loosen this and extend it out. I switched, then, cockboy,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna switch. I've already adjusted my microphone to
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  Speaker 2: my liking.
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  Speaker 3: I can't get any smaller here, I can't get any smaller.
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  Speaker 3: There's a this is the end of the road.
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  Speaker 2: No, the one below it. If you loosened that, you
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  Speaker 2: could push your thing in Oh, it's like this might
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  Speaker 2: have been the first This was up there with the wheel,
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  Speaker 2: Like this was created a day after the wheel was created.
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  Speaker 1: Adjustable mic stands.
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  Speaker 2: How do I get the mic to stop flip f
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  Speaker 2: That's a task that I have not figured out. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think anyone on earth.
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  Speaker 1: Has and my well, mine doesn't at all.
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  Speaker 3: This is so much better. Yeah, yeah, I needed that, But.
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  Speaker 1: It also would have been fine if your add ass
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  Speaker 1: couldn't have just didn't fixate on it.
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  Speaker 2: I was totally hot. You guys are the ones that
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  Speaker 2: are bitching and moaning about it.
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  Speaker 1: He was just talking and you're like, what are you
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  Speaker 1: doing with your mic?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, interrupted to be like what are you doing with
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  Speaker 1: your mic?
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  Speaker 2: It would have been fine. No one would have known
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  Speaker 2: we were fine, That's true.
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  Speaker 1: No one would have been any the wiser. Anyway, I
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  Speaker 1: was walking around my apartment this morning for like nine
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  Speaker 1: minutes looking for my headphones and they were around my
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  Speaker 1: fucking neck. Ah, And I wasn't high, and normally I
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  Speaker 1: would be high as fucking the morning, be like where's
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  Speaker 1: my ship? And it was a because I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to smoke as much as possible before I left the
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  Speaker 1: apartment to kind of give me the push I needed
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of the day, just to fucking let
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  Speaker 1: me coast that the fucking well.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you could go back to weed and just do
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  Speaker 2: like nights only four twenty.
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  Speaker 1: That's the original thought of four twenty. I think that
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  Speaker 1: you get your shit done for the day and then
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  Speaker 1: you smoke at four twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like happy hour.
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  Speaker 1: It's like happy hour for your lungs, but a little
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  Speaker 1: earlier than happy hour happy hour for your fear. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But like, I think that's probably the problem as to
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  Speaker 2: why you felt bad about the weed, because you were
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  Speaker 2: trying to smoke as much as you possibly could before
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  Speaker 2: leaving for work.
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  Speaker 1: And like, as soon as I got up, like ass
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  Speaker 1: would hit toilet and I'd be just fucking.
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  Speaker 3: How did you get there? Was it gradual or did
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  Speaker 3: you become where did you hit that pace and frequent started?
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  Speaker 1: Well, toilet smoking early in the morning started. I think,
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  Speaker 1: like when I was in college, I would like I
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  Speaker 1: discovered the smoke and a Marlborough red on the toilet
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  Speaker 1: fucking made me fucking empty, evacuate my bowels like that,
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  Speaker 1: and it I think it turned into this Pavlovian response
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  Speaker 1: where I needed to be smoking something on the john
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  Speaker 1: just if I can empty my asshole and makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great joy in life. You kind of get
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  Speaker 1: lost in there fucking catch yourself in the mirror another
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes just fucking looking at the pores on your
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  Speaker 1: nose like that. It was nice, but uh, I freed
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  Speaker 1: myself from that that loop. But still scatter brained dude.
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  Speaker 2: I got new light bulbs for my apartment yesterday, and
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  Speaker 2: I i the ones in my bathroom. I have, like
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  Speaker 2: there's just three light bulbs above the mirror, and I
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  Speaker 2: got like they're a little too bright, Like they're much
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  Speaker 2: brighter than.
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  Speaker 1: The last light, white, yellow color light.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now I turn on the light in my
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  Speaker 2: bathroom and I can't even like look in that direction.
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  Speaker 2: I can't look in the mirror because it's like blindingly bright.
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  Speaker 2: You got the one twenties, Yeah, yeah, it's so bright.
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  Speaker 1: You need a soft light and maybe even a yellow
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  Speaker 1: light if you're not a girl. You don't need a
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  Speaker 1: white light to do now doing makeup.
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  Speaker 2: Or white lights a little match.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's surgical.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I understand that the incandescent bulbs burn a lot longer,
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  Speaker 3: more energy efficiently, but the older yellow lights look the
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  Speaker 3: cast a far more flattering.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, definitely much warmer. Press Are people still warm?
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  Speaker 1: More and warm? And then this one cold his eyes? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: interrogative like we're about to get sliced open on a table?
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  Speaker 2: Are people? Are people still using the spinny the spiral
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  Speaker 2: circle light? Yeah, that was supposed to be like the
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  Speaker 2: future of light for a while when they first dropped.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to save the whole world.
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  Speaker 1: Kids in Africa won't be starving anywhere because they'll be
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  Speaker 1: so hot that KB Lame just came up as an
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  Speaker 1: African kid who was just like, now I'm hot as fuck? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is he a circle light?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Because the spiral light saved my life.
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  Speaker 1: Like even like that. They were like GQ magazine shoots
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  Speaker 1: when and I would like open the magazine and like
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked at how fucking vivid people's faces looked.
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  Speaker 1: And they just added like a little circle on your
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  Speaker 1: fucking pupil. Yeah, people people looked so hot because of
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  Speaker 1: those lights. I think they have to exist, but maybe
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  Speaker 1: people got wise to them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what was the point of them. They
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  Speaker 2: lasted longer.
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  Speaker 1: Are we talking about the same thing?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so we're not I'm talking about you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about a ring light.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about a ring light.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the actual light bulb that was spiral.
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  Speaker 3: This is incredible. I actually knew what both of you
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  Speaker 3: were talking about and chose not to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Me the first time that's ever happened.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: You know, the spiral lights, Yeah, the spiral I know
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: what you're talking about now, the spir like Yeah, they
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: look like those were supposed to like save the world.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I thought the ring light was supposed to.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Say, did they kill people? Oh? I don't know.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: That's how they stayed uh, stayed on for so long.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I worked out two days ago in the city and
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: then put my I changed at the gym, and then
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: I put my dirty clothes in my backpack and then
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: forgot to take them out. Yeah, and two days later
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: this morning, I opened my backpack and it was as
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: if there was a biological weapon in the bag. I
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: don't think that there is a way to save the
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: shirts and short that I wore. It's a scent I've
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: never experienced before. It's so bad, it's so much worse
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: than anything.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: What I pulled them out of my bag, and my
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: fingers stank through three hand washes.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like when you eat a Durian when.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Fruit. Yeah, uh so, I don't really know what to
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: do about that. Do you guys use scent, a detergent
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: and or fabric softener when you do your laundry?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I don't do my own laundry. Do you guys? Have
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: you do? You both have laundry in house?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm definitely gonna come over to one of
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: your guys places and do my laundry.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: My laundry machine is like this big. Though I need,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I can't. I have to like wash, I can wash
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: like half a sh shirt at a time.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have the amount. I don't have enough
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: clothes to go and drop off all of my clothes
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: and then get it back like three days later. Dude,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I haven't like what am I supposed to wear during
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: that period? Do you ever? Do you walking around in
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: like you skin tight shirt like and one basketball shorts
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: like nothing else?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: A couple? You could buy more clothes, yeah, or get
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: into a habit of doing your laundry more frequently.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't wear I wear the same clothes
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Right, So my question would be, do you just wear
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: them dirty most of the time.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: No, I don't believe I'll cycle through.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: But I also think you're the perfect person to have
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: this problem, because if you send away all of your
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: clothes except for one outfit, and three days later you
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: get your clothes back for those three days, no one
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: will have noticed because you always wear the same clothes
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: for three days straight.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it might appear that I do,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: but actually.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Don't, because you have variants of the New England Patriots.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Well, like I'm wearing the same sweatshirt, but you can
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: wear the same sweatshirt multiple times in a row, or
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: are you guys? You guys wear a sweatshirt once and
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: you clean it. No, no, no, yeah exactly.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I saw a guy who has like a pair of
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Japanese denim jeans that he's like never won.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you gotta put him in the freezer.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Turn him inside out, dust him with baking soda, wrap
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: him in rubber bands real tight, keep him in the
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: freezer for six weeks.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: So crazy.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: And this guy wears them. He he like errates them
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: and hangs them on a door like he makes like
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: a mannequin shell of them and like hangs them on
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: a door every single day. He's never washed them, and
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: they look pretty good. I guess you have to respect Denim.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know anything about it. Do
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: you respect him?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I don't really respect them them.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I don't respect them. I don't really.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I actually washed some jeans the other day, and you
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: know what, when they come out, they're.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Fine, a little bit tighter.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I don't dry them, obviously, and I do turn them
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: inside out, but that's mostly because all the sweat from
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: my legs is hitting the inside of the jeans. It
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: makes sense to me to turn them inside out.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: When when you got your clothes really stinky and dirty,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: you think you're like releasing something, you know what I mean?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Like it could be, it could be. I don't know.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I had a very good workout and I poured into
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: those clothes.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Were you wearing jeans while you were working out?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to do.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: It was Indian style I was wearing.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: It's the best type of workout crush, a leather vest
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: in jeans.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Jeans and a tucked in polo loafers.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Talking about the different Indians.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: All those guys look like they're doing physical therapy at
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: the Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they work out hard. I remember going
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: to a blink and I remember a lady showed up
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: who was like clearly about to go out, and she
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: was wearing high heels and a dress and she was
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: doing squats to like get an ass pump in. Swear
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to god, I swear on my life. I think I
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: have a photo of it on my old phone.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Bring it in.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: You're like one of those guys that goes viral for
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: trying to take it.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: No, I would never post it online, but I was like,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I gotta just broadcast it on my podcast. Yeah, well
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: this was like four years.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: She's definitely a listener. She's definitely self conscious.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: This is when I lived in East Village.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: It was probably had her ass popping that night. She
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: probably got freaking laid.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell if it was she was going out
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and it was a personal thing, or if there was
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: like a hitting camera somewhere and it was like a
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: social experiment. She was doing squats with high heels on
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: sometimes shoot a print dress.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It probably is a better workout, like it probably helps
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: your stayble.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, yeah, it's like doing squats on one of
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: those like half balls.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, we're like going back onto it, like doing
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: a split spot and going back onto your toe or
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: something like, yeah, yeah, going that's what they recommend.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's like calf raises and squats at the same time.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: But Francis, I had a stinky streak when I started
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: doing cold showers. I would drive myself off and then
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: the fuck and towel would stink, and I had no
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: idea what was going on. And my buddy Mike was like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you're probably releasing something, like something's probably coming at you,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: maybe some kind of toxin or some shit like that.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: And since I like, since then when I do cold showers,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't stink anymore. Maybe I just got.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Rid of it. All the toxins are gone.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe I killed the toxins like a fucking worm in
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: my gut or some shit like.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know the answer to that question. I know
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: that if a certain amount of time passes, our dog
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Ruby her anal glands fish smelling fluid that is quite
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: revolting and impossible for me to actually uh express the glands.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: She doesn't like it when I put my fingers into
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: her rectum.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: And she's been doing cold showers, right, she does plunges.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, she does lukewarm. She does lukewarm. By the way,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I got a cold plunge and it's awesome.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: You did it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got one.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: What you got, the expensive one, the redwood.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking happy for you, dude.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: It is awesome. And I the first ninety seconds is
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: a little a little tough, but then I become very peaceful.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I find it very peaceful.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Well, make sure you don't get that that you don't
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: stay too still and get the exothermic show.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: When you stay too too still, the water around your
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: body gets warm. Oh we won't, So you gotta be
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: waving your fucking arms around like you're doing Tai cheek,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like an old Chinese guy at the park.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I have to get still. I have to.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I know. I took a lukewarm shower the other day
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: because I had a rash.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I think that's actually hard. I think cold showers are
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: harder than a cold tub. Because I'm immersed and used
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: to it, I could see that cold shower is just
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: NonStop torture.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: This wasn't even cold though, This was like just not hot,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: and I was like I was like making noises in
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: the shower because of how uncomfortable it was. What kind
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: of noise is like it was brutal. I don't know.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine doing cold. I also was in a
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: hotel recently and there it just didn't get well. In
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Austin just didn't get hot. That's when a Portnoy's pet
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: pieces my pet peeve. Shower pressure. Yeah, water pressure is
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: huge in a hotel because when you go to like
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: if you live in I live in the apartment I
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: live in, clearly it's it doesn't have great water pressure.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: So going on the road one of the best things
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: is like I'm gonna get a good shower. Yeah, and
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: this was worse than my shower at home.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Do you remember you'll know this that the University of
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Pennsylvania U Penn's football team plays in a stadium that
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: used to be where the Eagles played Franklnfield. Correct, And
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: we played Penn in lacrosse my freshman year, and we
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: played in that stadium.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Which is like where the pen relays are held. It's
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: like from it's like the coliseum.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, huge, just two sides that go way up. I
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: don't think there were ends.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe not.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's a full stadium all the way round. Maybe,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: but it's big going up on both you know, sidelines.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: And we got beaten. We beat We lost to pen
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: and the visitor locker room that they had us in
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: had the coldest showers and only freezing cold showers. Felt
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: like they were punishing us.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck do they? I mean it probably is
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: just to make it harder for the opposing players.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we'd already lost, but that I feel
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: like tough if we had beaten them, Okay, yeah, hit us.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: With the cold water, but insult to injury.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: You guys won give us the good stuff. Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I feel like next.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Time, though, that'll have you being like like, oh, Jay,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: you wanted to fucking do that ship to us?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: It was so unpleasant. And you don't get clean from
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: super super cold water.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: To your point, right, do you not get clean at all?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Like it has to be hot.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Well if you're wearing like sweaty lacrosse pads and I
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: black and sweaty.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: The first time I worked as a dishwasher, I was like,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to have my hands in the fucking
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: super hot water the first day, and so it was
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: like on like kind of lukewarm cold water and like
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't Like someone came in. They're like, didn't
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: anyone ever teach you like the water has to be
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: like boiling hot to get like the grub off all
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the dishes. It cleans better if it's super hot.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: They flame you for that ship and you work at
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: a restaurant and you don't want to like it.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Didn't you know that?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I remember when I I used to have to do
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the panini press, and I remember I would like put
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: gloves on to grab its because I didn't want to
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: burn my hands, and then like a girl would come
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: over and just like put her entire hand on the burning.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: So I just grab a lobster the nests and they
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: get used to it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: My mom is like that. I used to watch her
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: and I'd go after take over for the dishes and
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: feel the water and I was like, are you a
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: fucking blacksmith?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Girls, this numbness.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Girls take showers that are like at like ten thousand degrees.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: That's a fact.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if you know this. The wage
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: gap is a myth. Oh really Yeah, people are really
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: trumping that up to try to create some kind of
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know, bullshit over correction, but in my experience,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: women are exactly where they need to be.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: So if the wage gap is a myth and we
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: start overpaying women because of the wage gap, then that
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: means that there's a wage deficit for men.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Correct, which to me makes me think we should change
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: the tax code. And Kamala should not be anywhere near the.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Whitewhere near the White House or godence supposed to speak tonight, Yeah,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: supposed do.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: These AI videos are getting better and better.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that you're that you're enjoying them. Have you
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: ever seen the old ones, like the ones where they
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: when it like when I know you've seen them, like
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: the really old not really old, it's probably a year old.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: But it was like right when the AI voice thing
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: dropped and people were doing the ones of him talking
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: about weed. Oh, Biden's the funny it was when I
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: watched the Lebron ones a lot.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Those ones are pretty funy. Those ones are talking about like.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: They just did one of that for Trump. Lebron talking
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: about Trump. He's like I told Donald, I said, I
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: would I think you got to cancel your rally tonight.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I think something's gonna go down.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: They're good too.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: These are this is a.
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: I got a twelve pack of that Gorilla that ship
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: you can only find walking along the Hashish transport paths
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: and Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bootany's Shadow Garden growing.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Dark Evil pack.
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: They watered this with the blood of thirty six dragons
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: ships so purple it should be asking me where's Ronald?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: And like, comparatively, that's like watching a football game on
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: TV in the seventies. I know how good the shit
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: is now, like that's like almost sounds shitty.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I know that was like right when it's when people
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: started doing that though, right when people started doing like
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: the Ai voice of or shit.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Dude. The fact that like when he comes on, they
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: put him at the oval oppice of the desk and
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: he's there and he's like, my fellow Americans, fuck you.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got to be confusing for old, really old people.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably like when did I say, I don't remember?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Was I smoking on acromellical? Sh It's so purple it
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: has me ask him where's Ronald?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: That is hilarious, But uh, I feel like if you're
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: an old person, I feel like you almost have to be.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of old people are kind
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: of banded together, being like he wasn't that bad, or like, uh,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: he's not that senile. But I think it's the other way,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: like if you're an old person, you have to be
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: like resentful of him because he's given all old people
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: a bad name. I don't saying all old people are
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: that far gone.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I most are, you think so? Yeah, like a young
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: eighties early ages talked to someone in their early eighties,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: like you could talk to them for like forty five minutes.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: There's gonna be at least one thing that they say
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: that you're like, WHOA. I don't say that ever. I
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: think we've.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Gotten away from a society that really does respect its elders.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: But the counterbalance to that is that medicine has improved
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: so much that older people are living longer and in
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: less pain or whatever. And I'm gonna ask, what age
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: or excuse me, what time would you guys think was
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: maybe the best time to be eighty five years old? Oh?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Probably, like I don't know, like the eighties, Vietnam.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I think now, I think just the way that how
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: good shit is now, it's probably a pretty good time.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: But we don't respect them.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I think it's got to be post World War two,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: early Vietnam.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think that people ever respected really old people.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I think that they stuffed them in a nursing home
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: and it was out of sight, out of mind. And
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: at least now nursing homes have like good cheeseburgers, beer
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and fucking cable. Yeah you know what I mean, Like,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: it's not.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Just like beating the shit out of the old people. Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: that's crazy that that used to be. Like, I guess
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: it's still is still is definitely a thing, but like
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: you just like drop your parents off at a home
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: and then they just get fucking wailed on for the
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: rest of their life, to spend the rest of their
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: life getting the ship kicked.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: In their pants because they like can't help it. And
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: someone comes in, he's like, what the fuck is this?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Literally the scene from Uhilmore?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, but like way less, Like it's it's like
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: not even funny.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: It's so funny that happy Gilmore scene is so funny,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: But like when Adam Sandler is in the room and
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: then the who's who plays the guy?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Ben Stiller?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like flipping off Adam Sandler's mom. Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: so funny.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotta be fucking tough. Hey, guys, let's take
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: a second and talk about game time.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Game time.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: You know that you can go see Train the band.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I love Training.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I love Train, so Jupiter in her head.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Hey hey, hey.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: MAT's Yankees tonight.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, no train.
• 31:04
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  Speaker 3: Is there any part of you guys that thinks that
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: if you get to a certain age, uh, and you
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: become a burden to your family, that you'll just run
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: for president. You're gonna punch your own ticket out of
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: this world now.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: And if I make it to eighty, I'm hanging on.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I'm having a fuck fest in the nursing Yeah, I'm
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: having a baccan doll at Sunrise Nursing Facility.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I think if I and maybe I'm just being ridiculous,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: but I do believe that if I became aware and
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: had the cognitive awareness to know that I was a
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: burden to my kids, my grandkids, costing lots of money
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: that we were going through whatever could theoretically go to
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: the next generation. I think I would do what Alan
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Alda does in Little Miss Sunshine and go out by
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: intentionally like overdosing on heroin or something like that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Everyone always says that though, like when I'm older,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do heroin and die, Like, really, where do
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: you That's like a big thing. Who were Like if
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I if I knew I was gonna die, just do heroin.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Well they just ninety years old. Where are you planning
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: on getting heroin? I'm yeah, you're gonna take your fucking
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: walking thing up to up to fucking Harlem and get
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: some heroin.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: They have it down in Chinatown for sure. Yeah, absolutely
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Chinatown by where Tommy did his ar show. They had
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a fucking dude we're fishing out. Dudes are a fucking
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: falling asleep standing up by that park over there. But
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: but I think that like once they start giving you,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: like the hard morphine, like you're about to die anyway. Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like once they get once they start pumping you with
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: like multiple times a day. I guess it's a nice
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: comfortable way to go out. I don't know, not exactly
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: A bioethicist.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: On the even like the when people are like like
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: some sober people say like they're like when I when
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like eighty, I'm gonna start just like getting hammered
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: again because it's not gonna matter. And it's like, I
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: don't think getting drunk when your eighty is gonna be
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: like what you think it's gonna be like you're just
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: gonna be get the most insane hangovers that you've like
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: couldn't even comprehend.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I think that if you're gonna.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Wake up and your skin's gonna be like shriveled up if.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: You just if you just drink all the time.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you go from like years of not
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: drinking to then when you're initially.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: It'll suck, but then you'll get into the zone, the
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: rhythm getting in shape.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: That really is that's how you have to drink. If
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: you're gonna drink, you gotta drink.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I'm drinking a lot right now, You got it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: And my grandma's nursing home, they would come around with
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: a fucking like you're on an airplane. They would come
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: around with like cocktail, beer, wine.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Just take whatever you want you mix them up, get whatever.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Like mixing beer and wine. Yeah, that's what my grandma
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: call this bine.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: A weird weird, let's get weird. But they're getting I
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: think they're getting ship paced in there. I think they're
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: off pain medicine and they're having some fucking cocktails. I
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: think they're enjoying themselves, which I mean they're entitled to.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Aren't we wearing the same shoes we are? Did you
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: ask me what these are? Yeah?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: No, he did, he did, No I didn't he did.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I said, are those Janowskis? Because he said, Francis new shoes?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: What Arejowskie Janowski?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: From what a character he's panning down?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Is that what we're talking about now?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: It's this? Yeah, the skateboarder. I don't funk with that.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Shipboard rebellion ship, that rebellious streak. Get a fucking job,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: put a tie on, ony fit, scumbag, you bastard.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I saw a dude today wearing a uh and what
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: a New York Fire Department shirt today? Coming here? I
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: almost stolen bowered him what he would so? Yeah? What house?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: How many rugs on your ladder?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I want? How many stairs are they going on stolen Bower.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: They all say that in the video this is going
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: on stolen Bower. I tried to I thought it was
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: like a website or something. It's I couldn't find it.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: That's like when people film me in there, like I'm
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: gonna put this on the news.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true world star.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I went back and watched that video. We talked about
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: the mall on pretty well.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: He does pretty well until the phone call. That's pretty
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: much when he accepts defeat.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: He does pretty well. I mean he's talking to the
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: kid and being like, this is who I am and
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: this is what I do.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: But when he says when he says, I do mostly missions, fine, Yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: that part was hilarious.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: But he's talking to a kid. You know, he's not
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: gonna be.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm attack one. I do missions.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: But he's not gonna be like I typically post up
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: with a sniper rifle and pop the heads off bad guys.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I guess he's gonna say missions because he's talking to
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: a child.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: No, I think he was saying missions because he doesn't
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: know what he would actually have been doing.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: You're right, yeah, but it is an okay answer to
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: a child. Yeah, definitely. Uh, And I was impressed with.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's you know, it takes a very keen eye.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: He had a backstory.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did his recently prepared.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: He like what looked in the mirror every morning and
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: So that's to me speaks of a guy who is
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: so immersed and obsessed with the lore of the military
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: that he's probably convinced himself he's actually in the millicy Yeah, probably.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: That they always get him from hes. He the one
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: that they got him with the patches because he was like,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: it's always He was like, I he had three, and
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: they were like, where'd you get what? Would you only
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: get one if you want a campaign? And he was like,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I got them all in Afghanistan. That's not possible. You
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: can't get him off.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: And then one in Afghanistan and one in yeah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he's like and then the second one
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I got in Afghanistan because we went outside of Afghanistan
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: and they were like, that's not possible.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I respect it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I don't, and I don't respect it because I'm like
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: pro military. I disrespect it because I think I could
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: do it better. So easily getting the patches wrong, It's like, dude,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: do your research.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, watch the other stolen Valor video.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, watch like figure out how the dudes a getting caught.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: And game tape.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah you gotta be.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: It's like hard knocks. Yeah, I'm watching the game tape.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want to ever see a stolen Valor video again,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: because there's already so many out that you should watch those.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna steal Valor, watch those and prepare yourself.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel about the audit videos where the
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: started getting audited or whatever. Yeah, so I was like, uh,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: you need a reasonable articulable suspicion of a crime, yeah
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to pull me over. Cops should all know that right now,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: that is a running rampant. Yeah, fucking running sh up.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: We should stand outside one of the stores on Seventh
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Avenue that sell NYPD shirt yeah, and wait for someone
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: to buy an NYPD shirt and be like, where'd you
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: do your basic training?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: You know that could get you killed in New York, right.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Cops are not liked around here.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: They should make m y They should start selling m
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: YPD traffic patrol shirts. Baggie is triple XL with like
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: a taser on the shirt.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Your only defense is a can of mace that have
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: like a three radius.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You know, if you assault the transit officer, it could
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: be up to five years in prison.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I think we should pump that number up a little.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I think killing a transit officer is like it's like
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: you have to you have to go to Jerry duty
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Community service guys go to they get accused of a crime,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and then they could choose either the jail time or
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: becoming a transit officer. They're just going to transit work.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Those jobs must suck. Those guys are probably clocking in
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: like seventy thousand steps a day. Actually, probably not because
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: they move in slow motion.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah there, I saw. I was biking home. I'm just
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: on I'm not never going to the subway again.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Really, I'm on the subway right now.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I took the path yesterday to my apartment. I
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: didn't know the path got out like one block away
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: from my apartment.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I won't say it, sorry, I but
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: so I was biking Homestopher Street around that area.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I think you're actually gonna say.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: It, I said, started to say it, I said I
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: won't say it, and then you said it doesn't matter,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: and then I said it dude, I got.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I walked out of my apartment two days ago and
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: there was a dude standing there and he goes there
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: he is, and I was like what. I didn't even
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: say anything because I was like, surely he wasn't talking
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: He checked you off his scavenger butt like ran along.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Then he handed you a fucking service. Yeah, he served
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: an affidavit. It was so weird, subpoena.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think you have to be nice to people
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: if they're if they're camping out outside of your apartment.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: That like you can be.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I think you can be. You can go full Bieber
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: and go can you guys leave me along? I just
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: got out of mass right now.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I realized this is your job.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I realized I have a family to feed as well.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: But please enough, please dude.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: But I was biking up. I was biking up Canal
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Street yesterday and uh, I like I was pulling up
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: to a red light, like along the side of the
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: bike lane, and like a cop car just swings its
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: back door open, like almost smoked with yeah, and the
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: fucking fattest cop walking slow as fucking possible, Yeah, lumbered
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: out of the back seat and like he was just
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: carrying like a Starbucks frappuccino, like a trienta, like a
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: thirty ounce Starbucks frappuccino. And he was getting dropped off
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: by like two other cops and both of them in
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the front seat they were drinking huge frappuccinos as well.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Liked gone a.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Frap run and he was getting dropped off to fucking
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: do foot patrol in like on canal.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Don't you think the like if you're that fat and
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: you like are trying to lose weight, which some people aren't.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're not trying to lose weight, but like just
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: simply cutting out the frappuccino with like ice cream and
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: whipped cream on it, would you probably lose like fifty
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: pounds in a year.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: That's a treat though, No, but you don't need.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: A treat to start your day. And also I drink
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Starbucks every day.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: You could do that.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: You can get a coffee with a little syrup in
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: it or something. It's probably like eight hundred less calories
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: and it's still sweet and tasty.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: People like what they like. That's part of their routine.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I told you guys about when I got the wrong Starbucks.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Order, Well, was it again, you got a sweet treat.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I ordered Starbucks in and they brought it to your
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: door and they brought it to my door and it was, uh,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: it was just like a massive milkshake. And it was
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: like eight am, and I was like, who is starting
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: their day?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: And it's ninety percent of America.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I used to have. I used to love Dunkin Donuts
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: coffee koladas. Oh the icing them is almost different. You
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: could like crunch the well, everyone loves those. Those are fantastic.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: And I hadn't had one in fucking uh like four
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: score and seven years.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: When the dropped, it changed the world.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It changed the world.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I used to drink the strawberry ones.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I drank the I was a blue guy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: It had Oh blue is crazy.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I was probably like eight. Yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: The orange ones too, and they're delicious, but it was definitely.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Uh, starting your day with a kulada is so funny.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I went away and I have to go to work,
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I gotta get a koulada before I
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: go in.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I was craving hot and I went back to one
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: flushy and they're so not only like syrupy, but also
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: milky like the milk is just fits on your tongue.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Well, that's probably the coffee one. I don't think that
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: the blue blue viny milk.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the blue is made of pure petrol.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: It was so good.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: It was just so tasty.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Windshield wipe or fluid fucking one.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: The dude slushy is something that I don't know if
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I'll ever have again, but I want want like the
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: ba I want the Baja Blast. Slushy's so bad.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: And the movie is like one of the best treats.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: But you can't even go to a movie theater anymore
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: without getting like a four horse meal. Movie theaters in
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: New York are fancy as hell.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: People are talking about that movie you went to, Oddity.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: People are saying it's one of the serious movies of
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: like of the last couple of years.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: So scary.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: When did when did you start doing this of going
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: to horror movies by yourself? Because that is a pretty bad.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going by myself. I go with friends.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Oh you do, yes, you asked me that the other day.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: I said, going by myself.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I go with I go with a group of people.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, Well that's comforting to hear that yeah, but.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Did you see that?
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, So he said that he never even told me
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: he was going to see Long Legs. He never said
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: if he said I'm seeing it tonight, I wouldn't have
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: told him the entire movie.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: But why would you tell him the entire man?
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: And honestly, I would hope that he respects me enough
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: to to if he was going tonight, cancel the plan
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: because I told him the movie is dog shit, dude.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't even tell someone that.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: So the fact that I went on a thirty minute
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: rant about how bad the movie is and he still
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: went and saw it makes me think he doesn't even
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: respect my opinion at all.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he could make up his own opinion for himself.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's nice to hear a movie sucks because it
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: lowers the expectations.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Cheeks.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: It was so bad, and so then I was like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I gotta go see Audity and Audity last night was
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: a battle in my apartment all night, dude. I didn't
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: go to until like three am last night. I got
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: into bed at eleven thirty last night. I didn't fall
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: asleep until three because I got up multiple times, turned
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: on all the lights, looking around. I'm like someone hearing
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: something in my What the fuck is that noise?
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: There is a lot of noise in your apartment.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was was scar.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: You should get one of those ambient noise machines, the
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: white noise machines.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, then I threw on a podcast and then
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I just listened to an hour and forty five minute podcast.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: You should put on a black noise machine, and it's
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: just like people playing basketball.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Wrap battle that old Nike commercial where they're bouncing and
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: squeaking the sneakers.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't sleep without my black noise ribs sizzling
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: on a grill jazz. This mood jazz.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Oddity was horrifying. Though the jump scares are it was
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: eyes like for most of that movie.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: When you do that, do you just go like this
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: or do you go like this? Yeah?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: So what I did was I had a big popcorn
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: and I put it in front of me and then
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I would just stare at the er the popcorn. But
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: then at the end, by the end I had already
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: been through too many popouts, I went full like plugging
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: my ears, it's plugging the ears from me. I was like,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: get me out of this room. I need to simulate
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: not being here. It was so scary, it was great.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I cover my ears and in my life when I've
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: ever been on like a date or watched a horror
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: movie with a girl, and I didn't want her to
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: know that I was a pussy bitch because I'll look
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: over and if I'm sorry, is this not a fact
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: that you.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: No, I'm listening, don't hey tell me?
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Was texting me Sean?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, continue?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: What did he say?
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't read it, just glance. It
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: was sue screenshots or something. Oh wow, could have been anything,
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: could have been anything, could have been big.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: You know, it's funny this story. I was about to
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: tell her this little this little anecdote was a piggyback
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: on his point.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, literally, all that happened with my phone buzz
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: and I went like this, and then you halted the
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: entire converence.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: All that happened earlier was he moved his microphone and
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you said, what are you doing with your microphone?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And I think the way that our were set
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: up here is it's harder for me to look at round.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I'm sort of looking at you for much of the conversation.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: And when I'm talking to you and adding onto a
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: riffing on top of something you've entered into the conversation,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: and you just immediately pick up your phone. I lose
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: my confidence. All right, continue, Well, I don't want to know.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I don't feel good about it anymore.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I want to continue this conversation.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I need to hear this.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Does I do it?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: All it was is that I get self conscious and
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I and if you're on a date or something, you're
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: watching a horror movie with a girl and you start
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: covering your ears and then you look over and she's
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: just like raw dogging the screen, and then I have
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: to kind of make it more subtle.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, dawning for like third three straight minutes, Like, oh,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: my face is a game. Yeah, you're trying to find
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: something something to do with your eyes aside for look
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: at the screen.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I can't even have it in my periphery. I'll throw
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: my jewel on the ground and I'm like this.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Good rift, good rift, And you would have we would
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: have had that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: We just did have it.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: No, it was totally garbled and disjointed because of that
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: whole gardenI sean thing.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell him to stop texting me during my hours.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: What what's what do you think the scariest horror movie
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: you've ever seen?
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Is? For me? It's The Conjuring?
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think three for me.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Ron, I don't watch a ton of horror movies. I
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: think like, no, I think you guys are pussy. You're
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: closing your eyes and covering your ears.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: By the way, I also do it when ambulances go by, So.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I have zero shame.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: That's like that was like the light and sound.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: That's old school autism, like walking into a loud grocery
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: store and like fucking closing your Yeah no, I.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I like, I accept it, and I know I'm a
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: pussy about it, but I still love.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Them old school autism as opposed to our present day
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: understanding of autism, which is every single thing that anyone does.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, people who are good at music
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: are probably autists because they have this century predilection towards
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: fucking rhythm and sound.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Dude, I went to a bar last night and there
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: was it was like a piano bar, and the place
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: had a new pianist performing what was it called the Nines.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I was about to go to the Nines last night.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: It was cool.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I butt their menu is not great, so I went
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: to Datscana instead.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Oh that heard that is awesome. The best is that
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: next to the cellar? Uh?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's right up the street.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you sew me you were in the neighborhood, brother.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Because I know you're not booking the cellar. If I
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: was by the stand, I hit you up.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I still I'm I'm I lived near there. Could have
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: hit me up. We could have. You could have come over.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: We could have.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Every time we're in that neighborhood. I tell my wife
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: that were like, well where SaaS lived? She's like, I know,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: tell me every time.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I'm tired of Why don't you guys ever pop over?
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I got I was lonely as ls.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Because you hate it when we pop over.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: No one's ever popped over ever.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: We used to come over all the time to report,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: not to hang out, and I liked hanging out.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I was worried that you didn't have a pile of
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: clothes for her to sit on.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: No one pops over anymore. I was so bored lesson
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I had to switch franchises in my dynasty.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: We get this.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: How was the nines.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: I was sitting at a table. It was a booth,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: and it was a big booth that could actually accommodate
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: two different parties of people, and one party that I
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: was splitting the booth with got up and left, and
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I hadn't really talked to them much. And then they
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: were replaced by four of the coolest gay guys I'd
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: ever seen. Just they looked like a funk band. It
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: was very hard.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's like a cool gay guy like
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: a straight guy.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were, they made they they were these guys.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: I asked them, I was the coolest what are you guys?
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: They had They had light colored sunglasses on yellow, and
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: then one had a pencil mustache and his hands were
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: tattooed artfully. And then the other guy looked like Challo
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: May quite a bit. It really did a lot like him.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: And then one was just this fresh, fresh faced, beautiful boy,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: and uh, I said, what do you guys? Do you know?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: You all look so cool?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: And three of them were concert pianists and the other
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: was a designer, a fashion designer. The guy with the
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: pencil mustache, and then we proceeded to ship on the
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: pianist who was playing because she was not good.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: And you also you said ill.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: At one point, the group I was with was like,
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: you should take over kick her off because I was
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: better than she was, and I said, I don't want
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: to do that. I don't want to steal work from her,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: an upstage her and all that. And then they came in,
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: and I was so glad that I had not taken
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: the seat from this woman, because if I had been
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: playing when they came in, I would have been really bad.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Wait, is there the option there that you can play?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: No, they would not allow it.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: It's like going to the cellar and being like, I'm
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: gonna go up tonight.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they wouldn't allow it that I didn't go up. Yeah,
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: but me and the gay guys and the gay pianists
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: just you know, talked shit about the piano player for
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: twenty minutes and it was really bonding experience.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: You and four gay penists.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Only three were pianists. One was a designer with the handtack.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: One was a piano designer. He built the pianos and
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: they played on them.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Did you do you have to dress to the nines
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: At the nines.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: There's like a I think there's a dress code, but
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I was what is it?
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: It looks like, honestly, you might have not gone in
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: last night, you didn't miss you wore I did wear this.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: That's a good that's a good uh nines fit.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: This is exactly what I was wearing.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, great knightes fit. But uh yeah, so what's
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the dress code?
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Is it? Like?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking suit?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know know. I was wearing this, literally wearing this.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I just love going to places like that. A piano
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: bar goet like a nice a nice music jazz.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that it's not a dueling piano's kind of.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: How the moon is? I mean, I have no problem
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: with it, but it's like people get ship faced and
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: like make out there.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: What's the big one blue Blue Note? Is that what
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: it's got? That's a jazz club and that's that one's
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: like hard to get into. That's like that's the cellar
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: of jazz. Yeah, yeah, Arthur's human to Arthur's fun.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I'd like to dip into the jazz scene a little bit.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I saw save On Glover at the Blue Note. You
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: know who save On Glover is, Yeah, He's like, no,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: you don't.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Donald's brother, Donald's brother.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: He's like the most famous tap dancer of all time.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: And the dude child Trombono would have been better.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Child is Trombono. Yeah, but he just like he just
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: like wore t shirt up and like fucking tap dance
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: until he was drenched and swagged in front of us.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a sweet It's probably awesome. It was.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: It was that being a musician is probably so fun.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems exhausting, like a jazz a jazz, like
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: a live jazz musician. That job and being a chef
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: at a big time restaurant seem so tiring that I
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: fundamentally don't think I could ever do it. For that reason.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Alone, I think, well, I think working at being a
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: chef at a big restaurant's probably way less fun than
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: being a musician.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: I've never understood it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Being a chef is like you don't even get to
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: see people enjoying enjoying what you're doing. Yeah, is the
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: old last case scenario, someone goes that was pretty good.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Or like you tell the waiter to like be like, hey,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: my compliments to the chef, and the waiters like I'm
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: not fucking Yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: The chef's a dick.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: He's gonna scream down my throat. Right, you played the
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: fucking Bronzino wrong.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Well that's why I do like open kitchens where you
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: can watch the chefs. They are no longer getting the
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: secrecy that allows them to fuck up in front of you.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Really pubs in your meal.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but they have opened the wall for compliments. Yeah,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: and if that's the case, I will let them know.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: There's a place in Philly called Alispina where and they
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: had something on the menu called ode to the publican
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: which meant that you could buy a sick pack for
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the kitchen and it's like you could buy booze for them,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: and it's like have them enjoy themselves, which I thought
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: was a cool way to like kind of tip the
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: back end of the house.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: But did you see them were probably like, we'd rather
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: just have money. Yeah, I bet beer is like one dollar. Yeah,
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: we get we three for us. It would be awesome
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: if you guys could just give us money.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we much prefer that. But did you see the
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: thing that was going around It was like, uh, maybe
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: it was a survey or something that said that most
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: high end chefs they're like what they eat the most
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: is like fast food? What or like uh? And I
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: think it kind of made sense because like fast food
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: is at least like solid. I mean, if you read
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Kitchen Confidential Boardain would go fucking slap a burger or
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: fucking some ramen or some shit like that, something super easy.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: And I think it's because like mid food that you
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: could get out isn't as good as like just like
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the quickness and ease of getting some fast food. And
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: if you're a chef, you don't want to take your
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: work home. It's like a maid having a messy house.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I get that, But don't they do the family style meals?
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I love the idea of that every early meal at restaurants.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Oh maybe cook a bunch of food in a big,
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: big quantity and serve it to the staff.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe. I bet some restaurants do that or did they do?
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Is that like the Bear type.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: They do in the Bear?
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: But I never had when I worked at a restaurant,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: we never did that. All we would do is we
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: would go in and we have like a team meeting,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: and they'd be like, now, chef is going to come
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: in and present the special for the day and all
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: the sheep would go over and eat and go chef.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: This is the greatest thing I've ever had. You can
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: work in. Ever try I'll never try it.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: I did tended bar at the Mason Jar for a
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: year in New York, and they would do a family
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: style meal before, but it was always some you know,
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: big quantity of pasta.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something easy and cheap.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just buttered noodles.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: It's nice again, you don't say thanks, missus Johnson.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: It's nice when you can make your own ship at
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: a restaurant and they're not like charging you like anytime
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I've worked at I mean I've only worked at shitty restaurants.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: But you just make your own fucking roast beef sandwich,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: make your own fucking yeah.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: I never had that.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: We had the pizza place I worked at, we would
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: we would get we would get to take pies home.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: That was nice.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: That was cool.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the end of the night, like they all
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: just have bonus pies, excess pies that they're not gonna
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: put out in the morning. When you live with a
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: bunch of dudes and you bring home a fucking stack
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: of pies or they'll call it like my friends would
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: call me when I was a delivery driver, and they
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: would order like to two leaders just so I could
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: come home and like smoke weed.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's cool.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: It was really nice.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: The one time I was fucking rushing to get home,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I had like one order and I have the two
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: two leaders, and I was trying to get my one
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: order done and I was just rushing, and I like
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: didn't look far enough, like into the intersection. I got
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: fucking t bone. Really because I was rushing home to
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: try and smoke weed with the fellas with it. It
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: was nasty and I had to like, I like limp
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I was like on the block of the delivery.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I like limpplash where he gets hipped by the truck
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: and wattles to the to the venue.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Basically, I'm the same as a concert.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: To get this pizza delivered.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Gotta do my fucking job. I was basically like Chaps
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: when he got shot. Yeah, basically the same type of valor.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: It's fun for all of us to look back on
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: our sort of blue collar days, and you know, of
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: our days of you know, driving food delivery and working
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: at restaurants, bartending the best. So I got fired from
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: that bartending job.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got fired too, But I also just
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: told this entire story on Dan Soders podcast, so I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: feel like I shouldn't say it again, probably.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: For the best.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd you get fired?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Francis?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: I'll tell it. Can you hold off for a bit.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I'll try to hold off. I just don't want to spoil.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let Sean know he needs to wait.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: I'll tell well, just text him now and down and
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: stand by.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Do you want to stand back to just check what
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the screenshots were now? So frances can get into a story.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: No, it's not a long story. The story is that
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  Speaker 3: I went swimming in the Jersey shore one weekend and
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  Speaker 3: I went to dive for frisbee in the surf, and
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  Speaker 3: I dove sort of sideways to catch it in the
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  Speaker 3: shallows just as the wave was cresting, and the wave
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  Speaker 3: hit my head and I got a concussion, and I
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  Speaker 3: got a concussion that was so obviously a concussion, and
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  Speaker 3: that I don't I don't remember coming back up off
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  Speaker 3: the beach, and then I was throwing up that day
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  Speaker 3: from a washing.
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  Speaker 2: You have kind of a bad history with like diving
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  Speaker 2: into water. I sure do. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: My relationship with judging depth is not.
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  Speaker 2: I do like to imagine you standing in like one
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  Speaker 2: foot of water and then just fully diving into it
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  Speaker 2: head first.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to imagine your death perception being so
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  Speaker 1: bad that you see like a plane going like behind
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  Speaker 1: a building, and you're.
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  Speaker 2: Like, look out, about to hit that building.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I got concussed, and I was very concussing.
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  Speaker 3: That was on a Sunday. The next day I had
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  Speaker 3: to show up for work for the bartending job, and
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  Speaker 3: I would come in for a lot of the lunch
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  Speaker 3: shifts because I was new, and that that's where you
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  Speaker 3: made the least amount of money. And I remember that
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  Speaker 3: that day I put in probably seven or eight lunch
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  Speaker 3: orders in a row that were completely the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 3: Like someone would order a cheeseburger and I'd put in
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  Speaker 3: like a queen was Salle, Yeah, and then I'd hand
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  Speaker 3: it to him and he'd be like, what are you
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  Speaker 3: fucking kidding me? And I'd be like, yeah, that's no.
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  Speaker 3: And it happened seven times in a row. I had
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  Speaker 3: no idea what was going on. And then that didn't
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  Speaker 3: that day they fired me. You fucked up so many
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  Speaker 3: orders in a row, You're not coming back, did you?
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  Speaker 1: I mean you could go back with like a lawsuit
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  Speaker 1: and be like they fired me because I was concussed
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  Speaker 1: Morgan and Morgan because I got concussed by the softest
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  Speaker 1: substance on earth water.
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  Speaker 3: This was a time in my life where those sorts
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  Speaker 3: of thoughts. I just assumed everything I did wrong was
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  Speaker 3: my fault, which is carried forth to this day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably that concussion.
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  Speaker 2: That you should take a drive through New Jersey. You
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  Speaker 2: get seventy lawyers, you drived every single billboard is just
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  Speaker 2: got hurt at work?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sandwich and Mark, Vegas. Dude, leaving Vegas, it's like
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  Speaker 1: injured in your hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like so specific, it's got to be it's
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  Speaker 2: got to just be punched by a guy named Steve
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  Speaker 2: what It's probably it's probably easy because if you if
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  Speaker 2: you those hotels in Vegas are probably like billion dollar companies,
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  Speaker 2: So you can just if you like, even made up
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  Speaker 2: that you got hurt. The settlement's probably like thirty thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars at least.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I haven't been to Vegas in probably five years,
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  Speaker 3: and out of nowhere, I have two trips to Vegas
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  Speaker 3: this fall.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, Really, I want to go back to Vegas gangfast.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm going for uh. I got a gig out
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  Speaker 3: there wise, guys, no, like a corporate gi oh yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: which I'm kind of excited about. And then I have
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  Speaker 3: a buddy's birthday who is He's now living in Switzerland
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  Speaker 3: and he's making a big trip and rallying a huge
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  Speaker 3: group to go have his birthday in Vegas, and he
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  Speaker 3: wants us to be there from like Thursday till Monday.
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  Speaker 1: That you should No, no, you should not go to
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  Speaker 1: Vegas for that long, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Thursday till Monday during football season in Vegas is so fun.
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  Speaker 3: No early, I'm thinking I might go Saturday to Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Or go Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: The whole point is to be there for Sunday for Sunday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And if I'm gonna be there for Sunday football, I
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  Speaker 3: know that two nights for me is probably my max
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  Speaker 3: in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, go into I'm pretty sure Circus. Circus is
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  Speaker 1: that the one that has the outdoor it's like a
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  Speaker 1: pool with all the fuckings all the games on the pool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one, I don't know if it has. I watched.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I watched during skangcast. We like Josh Potter
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  Speaker 2: like knows the guy at Circa and he got like
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  Speaker 2: a reserved area for all the comics and it's like
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  Speaker 2: the most fun thing I've done.
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  Speaker 3: I want to go, and I want to tell Taylor
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  Speaker 3: and and Will to be there. Will Dana to bring
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  Speaker 3: me to that magical atm.
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  Speaker 2: Of a black black jack table print money.
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  Speaker 3: That would be kind of nice. Yeah, I would like.
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  Speaker 2: You're pretty good at black jack too, me. Yeah, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I know basic strategy. We went to that
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  Speaker 2: pen casino you and those brothers were rolling.
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  Speaker 3: We did pretty well there. Yeah, that was a good one.
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  Speaker 2: It was just like Francis and like six black dudes
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  Speaker 2: just running the black and we.
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  Speaker 3: Figured out how we actually got on the same page
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  Speaker 3: about what handshakes we would do if we want hands.
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  Speaker 2: And I lost all of we got paid, played all
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  Speaker 2: of my money on roulette by myself, just sitting at
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  Speaker 2: a roulette table by myself, lost all of my money,
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  Speaker 2: and then went and sat in the food court and
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  Speaker 2: waited for Francis to finish playing.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you're probably uncomfortable that you know how to
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  Speaker 1: play black jack. You need a black noise machine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That would have had you more comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean I just lost like seven hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna go sit by myself for
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  Speaker 2: a while. It was brutal, and Francis was so was I.
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  Speaker 2: You were hammered, oh, and I was like dead.
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  Speaker 3: So I was having a great time.
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  Speaker 2: Francis won like two grand I lost. I lost seven
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: I think I won.
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  Speaker 2: And then we drove. I drove us from the from
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  Speaker 2: the casino to the hotel and then we stayed in
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  Speaker 2: that hotel. Oh, it was the worst weekend ever, dude,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't And then we drove home the next day. It
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  Speaker 2: was a seven hour drive there. I've told this story.
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  Speaker 2: But we go to drive home and France is like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, yeah, you can just draw me up off
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  Speaker 2: on the lavenue over here. And then I had to
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  Speaker 2: drive eight hours by myself home.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't tell him that I was getting out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We started driving and he's like, you have to go
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  Speaker 2: nine hour over here, and it was just a ten
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  Speaker 2: hour drive.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that this was going to be a goodwill
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  Speaker 3: tour stop for us for Penn. Yeah yeah, but little
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  Speaker 3: did we know that the Penn deal was coming to
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  Speaker 3: an end.
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  Speaker 2: And also they didn't give a shit about us.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they're like, we're a gambling company.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. We went to the bar Stool bar
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  Speaker 2: and we were like ordering drinks and we were like,
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  Speaker 2: we work at Barstool and they were like, oh, that's sick.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be thirty bucks. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't get any sort of compage.
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  Speaker 2: We thought we were gonna get like free chips and stuff. Ship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were very nice to us. They were at
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  Speaker 3: the at the casino.
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  Speaker 2: But weird rules though, like they can't serve us drinks.
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  Speaker 2: What was that weird rule?
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was like can I get a beer? And
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  Speaker 2: they were like you have to go and get it.
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  Speaker 2: We're technically not allowed to bring you beer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. That was in the That was in the green room.
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  Speaker 2: In the green room. Yeah, we did get. The food
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  Speaker 2: was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 2: You go to a place like that, They're like, what
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  Speaker 2: do you guys want for food? We got like steaks. Great.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta hit I gotta hit that endeavor.
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  Speaker 1: I got to hit out in about oh Ship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I gotta run all right.
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  Speaker 1: I love you guys. Son of a boy. Dad, buy
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  Speaker 3: Come see me and Sas in Cleveland at Hilarities August.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's fourteenth and the sixteenth or fifteenth and seventeenth.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be in Cincinnati too, August.
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  Speaker 3: First tickets at punch uplive dot com, Slash Francislas or
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  Speaker 3: and then he and I are in Rochester and Kansas
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  Speaker 3: City and Grand Rapid, Grand Rapids, Michigan. I'll be in
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  Speaker 3: Dallas as well. I don't know if the ticket links
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