Latest / Reality with The King / LUANN-TIC BEHAVIOR! | RHUGT Recap with Dustin Ross
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King.
- 0:06Speaker 1: I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your
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- 0:31Speaker 1: scripted as well.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Hey, Raindrops.
- 0:37Speaker 1: On today's episode of Reality with the King, Dustin and
- 0:41Speaker 1: I are back to recap the latest episode of Ultimate
- 0:45Speaker 1: Girls Trip.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Dustin.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Yes.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Before we get started. Okay. You know, New York is
- 0:52Speaker 2: your city, too.
- 0:53Speaker 3: That's right. That's right.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Did you take a shot.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Every time Luann reminded everyone that they're in New York City?
- 1:01Speaker 1: Because listen, you are a New Yorker. I mean, first
- 1:05Speaker 1: and foremost, you're like me, a Michigander.
- 1:07Speaker 3: Yes, always to the day.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that's first and foremost. Also like me.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:14Speaker 2: You left Michigan and went to New York.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a tenured New Yorker. I'm 16 years deep.
- 1:19Speaker 4: So this is not something that has been, you know,
- 1:23Speaker 4: a fly-by-night decision on my behalf. I'm committed to the city.
- 1:26Speaker 4: I love New York City. I care about what happens here.
- 1:30Speaker 4: I've rooted myself in the city culturally and socially, you know.
- 1:35Speaker 3: So, hey, you know what I'm saying? It is what
- 1:37Speaker 3: it is.
- 1:38Speaker 4: And I understand her connection to New York. I just
- 1:41Speaker 4: don't understand the depth of her connection to New York
- 1:45Speaker 4: because Luann– was incessantly letting us know that they were
- 1:49Speaker 4: in New York.
- 1:51Speaker 3: She would not let up on that shit. And she
- 1:54Speaker 3: was tipping.
- 1:54Speaker 4: That fedora and moving to the beat. You know, she's
- 1:58Speaker 4: a living, breathing Broadway character. And she lives her life
- 2:02Speaker 4: through the frame of the Broadway stage. That's how she lives,
- 2:06Speaker 4: with a drink. And I'm not hating because, you know,
- 2:09Speaker 4: we all fall down.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Okay?
- 2:13Speaker 4: And Luann just stayed there. She just stays. And she
- 2:17Speaker 4: do drunk shit, like push people out the way when
- 2:20Speaker 4: you take pictures and sit on motherfuckers when it's time
- 2:22Speaker 4: to take pictures.
- 2:23Speaker 3: That's drunk person shit.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:25Speaker 3: That's what she does.
- 2:27Speaker 2: No, that's what she does. It's who she is. And listen, we.
- 2:32Speaker 3: I'm not mad at it.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I'm not ever mad at a person that indulges in
- 2:39Speaker 1: the libations of L'Croix, the Mary Jane.
- 2:45Speaker 3: And water too. Balance. Okay? Levity. Okay? That's right.
- 2:52Speaker 2: And this too, guys. I got my iron pills. You
- 2:54Speaker 2: know it's Monday.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Monday is iron pill day. So I got to make
- 2:57Speaker 1: sure that I'm alert. Listen, I take iron pills to
- 3:02Speaker 1: be alert. Luann, I'm not trying to tag you onto
- 3:06Speaker 1: any substance.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Luann was lit.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Yes, she was. And stayed there. She did. She stayed lit.
- 3:16Speaker 4: And for what it's worth, instead of bringing a milestone
- 3:21Speaker 4: anniversary of the housewives, she's a founding mother of the housewives.
- 3:26Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? She should have been in
- 3:28Speaker 3: a celebratory mood.
- 3:30Speaker 4: The problem is that she should have contained said celebratory
- 3:33Speaker 4: mood to her goddamn self and not allowed it to
- 3:36Speaker 4: bleed over in a very violent and disruptive way into
- 3:40Speaker 4: the laps and bosoms of Of her castmates. I think
- 3:44Speaker 4: that would be where the getcha gotcha, aka the pivot,
- 3:49Speaker 4: was at.
- 3:50Speaker 3: That's where that took place.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Yes, Ryan Clark, the pivot.
- 3:53Speaker 1: So let's get into how things started because Dustin, they had.
- 3:59Speaker 3: A magic show. They did.
- 4:01Speaker 4: That motherfucker was bad, wasn't he, Carlos? How in the
- 4:05Speaker 4: hell did he know Ruth?
- 4:07Speaker 1: First of all, let's, okay, all of you know this.
- 4:11Speaker 1: I've seen him on other reality shows.
- 4:13Speaker 3: Oh, really? Okay.
- 4:14Speaker 2: He was on the Kardashians, obviously, because that's their thing.
- 4:19Speaker 1: He also was... Because, you know, I'm a YouTuber.
- 4:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Blogger by night. Hey, Miss Wanda. We'll see y'all tonight, Huntsville.
- 4:29Speaker 3: And who was it? Somebody else said that shit, and
- 4:31Speaker 3: then they pieced it up. Dr. Simone. Remember? Yeah. She's
- 4:36Speaker 3: all good, though. She pieced it up. No, no.
- 4:38Speaker 2: So, I saw Simone. That's my girl.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Yeah. So.
- 4:42Speaker 2: He was also on Tom Brady's YouTube channel.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 4:47Speaker 2: And so I... Oh, and last but not least, he
- 4:50Speaker 2: also was on Joe Budden's podcast.
- 4:52Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
- 4:53Speaker 1: He's legit. He's like the real deal. So I'm aware
- 4:57Speaker 1: of the mentalist of Raindrops. The mentalist is obviously somebody...
- 5:01Speaker 1: that has the capabilities of reading your mind in a
- 5:05Speaker 1: way of mentally absorbing your thought, which is the most
- 5:10Speaker 1: random thing.
- 5:12Speaker 2: And Dustin, I've seen this guy in action and he's legit.
- 5:18Speaker 1: So before we even get to Teresa Giudice, who may
- 5:21Speaker 1: not have understood the game, love you, Tree.
- 5:26Speaker 2: But I love Teresa.
- 5:28Speaker 4: And that's why, because of her not understanding the game.
- 5:31Speaker 4: That's why. Don't change.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Ever. No.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Listen, that'll go sprinkle cookies like we get it, girl.
- 5:37Speaker 4: That saxophone now, we've upped things a level. Yeah, with
- 5:41Speaker 4: live music performances.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Okay? It's part of the ensemble.
- 5:46Speaker 1: I knew that woman for almost 20 years and did
- 5:49Speaker 1: not know she could play the saxophone.
- 5:51Speaker 3: If everybody else get an instrument, there'll be a six-piece band.
- 5:54Speaker 3: You know? That's what she's shooting for. Shout out to Tree.
- 5:58Speaker 3: That's right. And send in her piece.
- 6:01Speaker 4: And blessings. We've seen that family shit that hit the
- 6:03Speaker 4: news today. That's some deeply personal family shit that, you know,
- 6:07Speaker 4: that looked very personal.
- 6:10Speaker 3: And so we sending them love.
- 6:12Speaker 2: Absolutely.
- 6:12Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 6:13Speaker 2: No, my love goes out to Teresa and the entire family. Melania,
- 6:16Speaker 2: I love you. I love you, Tree. And the entire family. Yes.
- 6:21Speaker 4: We don't know Louie like that. But Teresa and them daughters,
- 6:25Speaker 4: our hearts go out to her for real. Like, wholehearted.
- 6:28Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? For peace and blessings and
- 6:31Speaker 4: all that.
- 6:33Speaker 2: I will leave it there. Dustin, I came with you today,
- 6:36Speaker 2: so I will leave it there.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Ain't nothing against you. You don't know his ass like that.
- 6:41Speaker 1: No, there's somebody else I'm not going to name because
- 6:43Speaker 1: you would go off and that would be.
- 6:45Speaker 2: A whole tangent.
- 6:47Speaker 3: Let's do it. Come on.
- 6:48Speaker 2: No, no, no. I love the fact that.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Come on, man.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Who?
- 6:56Speaker 4: I'm just saying we don't know him like that. You
- 6:58Speaker 4: know what I'm saying? That men's camp video when they
- 7:02Speaker 4: was reciting that chant by Lake Titicaca.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Or wherever they was at. I just, I don't know.
- 7:10Speaker 3: I got a bad vibe.
- 7:11Speaker 4: And so I was like, you know, but Teresa seems
- 7:12Speaker 4: happy and that's what's most important.
- 7:15Speaker 3: And we haven't seen anything outside of that shit.
- 7:17Speaker 4: That was going on on the show with everybody and
- 7:19Speaker 4: all the accusations and stuff.
- 7:21Speaker 3: We haven't seen him be harmful to Teresa yet.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:25Speaker 3: With our own eyes.
- 7:26Speaker 2: So I don't have, we're going to say, yeah, Dustin,
- 7:28Speaker 2: we haven't seen him do anything.
- 7:29Speaker 3: We hope we never do.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Yes. Okay.
- 7:32Speaker 3: But we never do. I just, you know, I'm just,
- 7:34Speaker 3: you know, hi. Hi. Over there.
- 7:37Speaker 2: Hi, Louie. I've met Louie.
- 7:41Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:41Speaker 5: Okay.
- 7:42Speaker 4: So yeah, bring me closer. This is the kind of
- 7:44Speaker 4: thing that bridges the gap. Come on.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Okay. Nice guy. Very, very sweet.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Um, and I've always said this, um, you could tell
- 7:57Speaker 1: through the eyes of the children how people are.
- 8:00Speaker 2: And one thing I will say, Gia, who literally is.
- 8:05Speaker 1: One of Teresa's guardians. That G, I'll be running shit.
- 8:12Speaker 4: She also be waking up in the morning thinking about
- 8:14Speaker 4: so many things. And a juicy couture jacket with a
- 8:20Speaker 4: little shirt. Anyway, but now so she spoke finally.
- 8:26Speaker 3: I come in love for Teresa. And so if she's
- 8:34Speaker 3: happy and she's good, I'm good. Hi. That's all. And
- 8:42Speaker 3: we wish them forever. We wish them happiness forever.
- 8:45Speaker 4: And we hope that as the time progresses, we're able
- 8:47Speaker 4: to grow the same type of naturally gestated care and
- 8:56Speaker 4: concern for him that we have for Teresa. We love
- 8:59Speaker 4: Teresa from the mud. Not the mud. And by mud,
- 9:03Speaker 4: I mean season one glam.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Okay? We love Teresa. We stuck through things with her.
- 9:10Speaker 3: We care about what happens to her.
- 9:12Speaker 6: You know, we just, we're protective fans.
- 9:16Speaker 3: We're protective fans.
- 9:17Speaker 4: And we just want her to be surrounded by sincere
- 9:20Speaker 4: and authentic love, concern, and happiness.
- 9:23Speaker 3: That's all.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Okay, good. Well, I love that. I love that.
- 9:26Speaker 3: I love that.
- 9:27Speaker 1: So we'll leave it there. So, The magic man, a.k.a.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Vintalus. Okay, that was.
- 9:37Speaker 3: I got.
- 9:37Speaker 4: Another question for you. I got another question for you.
- 9:40Speaker 4: And this may be a bit of a tangent, but
- 9:42Speaker 4: let's go on it, right?
- 9:43Speaker 3: Go ahead. Because you're a man of faith.
- 9:45Speaker 4: You often speak about how important your connection to God
- 9:49Speaker 4: is to you and how it's really accomplished for the
- 9:51Speaker 4: decisions you make, the choices you make, and your path
- 9:54Speaker 4: for like your life and your future so with so
- 9:57Speaker 4: many with the vast majority right of people who have
- 10:00Speaker 4: a christian faith um categorizing like magic magicians fortune tellers
- 10:07Speaker 4: and shit they categorize most of them categorize that as
- 10:10Speaker 4: the occult or witchcraft right so but i know that
- 10:14Speaker 4: you don't and i know that you're able to appreciate
- 10:16Speaker 4: things for what they are the same way i am
- 10:19Speaker 4: How do you find the, like, how do you find
- 10:23Speaker 4: that balance with still holding fast to your faith and
- 10:26Speaker 4: also understanding this belief system, you know what I'm saying,
- 10:30Speaker 4: as well, and respecting it in that way without compromising
- 10:33Speaker 4: your own faith? Because I think that'll encourage a lot
- 10:35Speaker 4: of people to, you know, receive things differently, you know
- 10:40Speaker 4: what I'm saying?
- 10:40Speaker 2: Yeah, first of all, great question. Very, very, very thought-provoking.
- 10:43Speaker 3: I love you, nigga. I love you.
- 10:47Speaker 2: I want you to share it with the people, man.
- 10:51Speaker 3: Dustin, you are so funny. I love you, nigga.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Why, thank you, Dustin.
- 11:00Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
- 11:01Speaker 2: I love you more. No, so here's the deal. You're right, right?
- 11:06Speaker 1: I'm extremely faith-based. I'm not religious per se. You know,
- 11:11Speaker 1: I definitely... I would say when it comes to spirituality,
- 11:17Speaker 1: I believe in God.
- 11:17Speaker 2: I worship God.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Like you said, my life decisions are based on my
- 11:21Speaker 1: fear of him and just being conscious of like what
- 11:24Speaker 1: I'm doing intentionally.
- 11:25Speaker 3: And it shows. You're thriving.
- 11:27Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you.
- 11:30Speaker 1: With that being said, like you said, I'm also aware that,
- 11:35Speaker 1: for example, when it comes to psychics, I do believe
- 11:39Speaker 1: that there are people that have psychic powers.
- 11:41Speaker 2: I do believe that.
- 11:42Speaker 1: And the reason why I believe that is because it
- 11:45Speaker 1: has shown up in my life courtesy of other people.
- 11:49Speaker 2: And I can't deny the.
- 11:53Speaker 3: What you bore witness to.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Yeah, like whether people say it's coincidence, I understand that.
- 11:59Speaker 1: I do believe that is a real thing. With that
- 12:03Speaker 1: being said, I personally, I'm not going to go see
- 12:08Speaker 1: a psychic because I want to live my life making
- 12:13Speaker 1: sure that I follow God and I don't want... And listen,
- 12:18Speaker 1: a lot of people may not agree with me and
- 12:20Speaker 1: that's great. I personally, Dustin, I don't want a preview
- 12:25Speaker 1: to my future.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:26Speaker 1: I'd rather just trust God and do the steps and
- 12:29Speaker 1: whatever happens, happens. But I don't want to know. And
- 12:35Speaker 1: I don't want to disrespect him in that. So when
- 12:37Speaker 1: it comes to magic, again, I do believe David Copperfield
- 12:42Speaker 1: is the best magician in the world. And that's a
- 12:46Speaker 1: skill set. That's a talent. And I'm all things creativity.
- 12:49Speaker 4: He's been surviving Vegas heat waves for how many years?
- 12:53Speaker 3: That's magical, man.
- 12:54Speaker 4: He's been keeping his body temp down in Las Vegas consistently,
- 13:00Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, for 73 summers in a row.
- 13:03Speaker 3: I don't know. But anyways, go ahead, Los, because I
- 13:07Speaker 3: think you're breaking this.
- 13:08Speaker 4: Down for people on a level that is palatable and
- 13:12Speaker 4: easy to understand because this is something that can be
- 13:15Speaker 4: very complex, very complicated, and something that people's literal core
- 13:20Speaker 4: values and principles can become involved in it. So the
- 13:24Speaker 4: conversation becomes even that much more nuanced. So I love
- 13:27Speaker 4: the way you're laying this out. Please continue, Loz.
- 13:30Speaker 3: Yes.
- 13:31Speaker 1: So with that being said, I, as a creator, respect
- 13:35Speaker 1: it as a talent. And I do believe that whether
- 13:39Speaker 1: you are a psychic or a magician, you should definitely
- 13:43Speaker 1: make money off your talent.
- 13:46Speaker 2: If I, in my same breath, respectfully, and I'm here,
- 13:49Speaker 2: I don't judge anything, right?
- 13:52Speaker 1: If I can respectfully say, look, when it comes to
- 13:55Speaker 1: sex workers, for example, I respect the gig and you
- 13:59Speaker 1: should get paid for it.
- 14:00Speaker 2: I do believe that prostitution should be legal.
- 14:03Speaker 3: I think it's weird that real magicians. I think it's this.
- 14:17Speaker 1: I believe that two consenting adults should be able to
- 14:20Speaker 1: do what they want to do and exchange money at
- 14:22Speaker 1: the end. And let's be clear, there's a lot of
- 14:25Speaker 1: these reality stars that are in that profession. But hey,
- 14:32Speaker 1: if somebody's banging you and you get a vehicle, a house,
- 14:38Speaker 1: a bag, a.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Website, dinner... Mm-hmm.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Record deal, you know, you know, stocks and bonds, you
- 14:53Speaker 3: know what I'm saying?
- 14:55Speaker 2: Acting a movie role.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Movie role or two or three, you know what I'm saying?
- 14:59Speaker 4: All that kind of shit. It just looks differently. Listen,
- 15:03Speaker 4: I think that, that what, after living in New York
- 15:06Speaker 4: for 16 years, right? Obviously I've been exposed to belief
- 15:10Speaker 4: systems and people, of all walks of life who have
- 15:14Speaker 4: been very different from what I've known and what I've
- 15:17Speaker 4: understood to be true, right? And the one thing that
- 15:22Speaker 4: I have been able to, the through line, the one
- 15:25Speaker 4: commonality that I found is good intention, right? With all
- 15:29Speaker 4: these people who are so different from me, but we
- 15:32Speaker 4: all had good intentions for each other and for the
- 15:35Speaker 4: greater good of people in general.
- 15:37Speaker 3: And it made me grow a respect.
- 15:40Speaker 4: And it made me drop down walls and boundaries and
- 15:44Speaker 4: unlearn a lot of shit that I should not have
- 15:47Speaker 4: learned in the first place. And I'm so grateful for
- 15:49Speaker 4: those experiences, those encounters. The through line is a goodness
- 15:55Speaker 4: or a will to do good or an intention to
- 15:58Speaker 4: do good to others. And that can materialize or show
- 16:01Speaker 4: up in many, many different walks of life, many different forms.
- 16:05Speaker 4: And sometimes that even looks like belief systems, religious belief systems.
- 16:09Speaker 4: spiritual belief systems, all that kind of shit. And as
- 16:12Speaker 4: long as you respect me, I respect you. You know
- 16:14Speaker 4: what I'm saying? As long as you're not trying to
- 16:16Speaker 4: influence me to do anything that I'm resistant to, I'm
- 16:18Speaker 4: not going to do.
- 16:19Speaker 3: That to you either. We good.
- 16:21Speaker 4: And I think that once you can respect people on
- 16:24Speaker 4: that level, it can really open your eyes to just
- 16:29Speaker 4: understanding things.
- 16:30Speaker 3: It doesn't mean you have to practice something.
- 16:31Speaker 4: It doesn't mean you have to agree with quote unquote something,
- 16:34Speaker 4: but just understanding things and demystifying things. all these things
- 16:39Speaker 4: that have been presented a certain way to us generations deep.
- 16:44Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 16:45Speaker 4: So I just thought that was some, a good nugget
- 16:48Speaker 4: sense that this section of the episode was centered around
- 16:51Speaker 4: a motherfucker floating on stage.
- 16:54Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Okay. Let's talk about that
- 16:57Speaker 3: little deeper so that people can know that.
- 16:59Speaker 2: Okay.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Listen, the thing about like, first of all, when he
- 17:03Speaker 1: had Kyle, um, I'll say hypnotized, right? In order to
- 17:11Speaker 1: follow his words and do everything he wanted her to
- 17:17Speaker 1: do to the point where you could tell Kyle visibly
- 17:20Speaker 1: was like, what is happening? Listen, that is somebody I
- 17:26Speaker 1: do not.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Want to date.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Hell, fuck no. I don't want no level of accountability
- 17:32Speaker 3: to him whatsoever.
- 17:34Speaker 4: I don't want to have to meet up to any
- 17:35Speaker 4: expectation for her. I don't want no option of disappointing
- 17:40Speaker 4: that motherfucker right there.
- 17:41Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? I don't. I don't. I don't.
- 17:45Speaker 4: I like things sitting down in my house, not flying
- 17:47Speaker 4: around the room like the beginning of the beloved movie
- 17:50Speaker 4: when that dog was flying around and we were, I
- 17:53Speaker 4: don't need none of that around me.
- 17:55Speaker 3: So I get it. But I respect the game. And listen,
- 17:58Speaker 3: it was impressive. Whatever the.
- 18:02Speaker 4: Whatever process he used to get to that result. Impressive
- 18:07Speaker 4: because how did he know Ruth? Why did Kyle think
- 18:10Speaker 4: she was touched? And how was the lady just up there?
- 18:13Speaker 1: Luann being lifted was the icing on the cake to me.
- 18:17Speaker 4: She's one of the tallest, most dense, physically dense, porous
- 18:22Speaker 4: housewives in the cast.
- 18:25Speaker 3: She's porous and dense. Bone density on heavy. You know
- 18:29Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
- 18:29Speaker 4: It's not that she's a big woman. She's just a
- 18:31Speaker 4: A statuesque woman.
- 18:33Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Luann, you hear her coming.
- 18:37Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? She wear boots. You know,
- 18:40Speaker 3: they talk to you. You know what I'm saying? Her
- 18:42Speaker 3: stilettos might puncture a tile. You know what I'm saying?
- 18:46Speaker 3: It's just like that. It's heavy handed and heavy footed.
- 18:49Speaker 3: You can tell. And so Luann.
- 18:51Speaker 2: A heavy voice.
- 18:53Speaker 3: All of it is heavy. Yes.
- 18:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:56Speaker 3: So him lifting her up again. Impressive, man. It was.
- 19:03Speaker 1: I mean, he's great the way he does, but the
- 19:05Speaker 1: idea of like, yeah, I don't want to be friends
- 19:07Speaker 1: with you. The fact that you can know what I'm thinking,
- 19:09Speaker 1: the fact that you can hypnotize me to do something
- 19:11Speaker 1: I don't want to do, and I am all of
- 19:15Speaker 1: a sudden awakened, and you have something in my throat.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Not for me!
- 19:19Speaker 3: Who look good enough for you to be like, all right,
- 19:21Speaker 3: I'll be your friend. No.
- 19:24Speaker 2: There's a show I'm watching called A Different World.
- 19:26Speaker 3: Oh.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Oh.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Look, and it's like a spade's hand, two in a possible. Okay?
- 19:36Speaker 4: Cast stacked. I was like, yo, shout out to the
- 19:39Speaker 4: casting directors. They did a great job. Everybody on the
- 19:43Speaker 4: cast is beautiful.
- 19:44Speaker 2: Every last one.
- 19:45Speaker 3: Every last one. Everybody.
- 19:48Speaker 2: The women are beautiful.
- 19:49Speaker 3: The niggas are handsome and attractive. It's a very beautiful cast.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Even the old motherfuckers look good. The legacy cast, they
- 19:59Speaker 3: all still got it. Still got it. They are still
- 20:03Speaker 3: fucking Carlos. You know that. Absolutely.
- 20:05Speaker 2: I mean, as they should.
- 20:07Speaker 4: They probably get a little bit more now that this
- 20:09Speaker 4: reboot is out, Carlos.
- 20:10Speaker 2: That's clear.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Because it ain't nothing like having coins to feel comfortable.
- 20:19Speaker 3: They've been all at, what's the shit in LA?
- 20:22Speaker 4: Javier's and EPLP.
- 20:26Speaker 3: They've been all up in there. Yeah, getting crustaceans.
- 20:29Speaker 4: There's been a lot of bottle service at Lobster salad,
- 20:32Speaker 4: crab salads, and shithead.
- 20:34Speaker 3: Okay, they doing good. Shout out to them. They know
- 20:36Speaker 3: what they're about.
- 20:37Speaker 4: Tearing the Webster up. Coming out of the Webster bagged down.
- 20:40Speaker 4: You already know, Carlo.
- 20:46Speaker 3: Good for them. Good for them.
- 20:48Speaker 1: So look, if you want to hypnotize me, I'm not
- 20:52Speaker 1: going to name names, but there's one particular one that
- 20:55Speaker 1: I'm like.
- 20:55Speaker 2: And.
- 20:55Speaker 4: This damn show is going to be a different world
- 20:57Speaker 4: than where I come from, okay?
- 21:02Speaker 6: Oh good we're gonna offline we got we need to
- 21:07Speaker 6: offline about that because there's there's literally more we're gonna
- 21:11Speaker 6: offline about that.
- 21:13Speaker 4: We have to i love line we're gonna offline about
- 21:17Speaker 4: it yeah i enjoyed my weekend boom all right.
- 21:25Speaker 1: So, Teresa had no idea what she was doing, Dustin.
- 21:28Speaker 1: She did not understand the game. I will say this.
- 21:32Speaker 1: I love this girls trip season for Teresa. Because I
- 21:39Speaker 1: do think a lot of people really do think Teresa
- 21:43Speaker 1: just a table flipper.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Like, she can just go ham and cheese.
- 21:46Speaker 1: And by you being a Day One Jersey viewer, you
- 21:50Speaker 1: know we all fell in love with Teresa because she
- 21:52Speaker 1: was funny.
- 21:53Speaker 3: It had nothing to do with her in conflict.
- 21:57Speaker 4: The reasons that we loved her had nothing to do
- 22:00Speaker 4: with her arguing. That was simply the cherry on top
- 22:02Speaker 4: when she would spaz out on a motherfucker. We liked
- 22:05Speaker 4: her because she was funny. She said ingredients. She had
- 22:08Speaker 4: all them fucking cute children. We loved her. We loved her.
- 22:13Speaker 4: And her personality stood out from day one.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Day one. And she wasn't related to no damn body.
- 22:19Speaker 3: It was just her. You know what I'm saying? With
- 22:21Speaker 3: a bunch of other family members.
- 22:23Speaker 2: She was the coolest one.
- 22:26Speaker 5: Dina was always the coolest of all the manholes and
- 22:29Speaker 5: whatever their last name was before that.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Anyway, go ahead, Carlos.
- 22:34Speaker 5: Also, Dina always going to carry the spinoff to me
- 22:38Speaker 5: about her life in California. I just see her on
- 22:41Speaker 5: a beach somewhere or whatever, but that's just me.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Anyway, yeah.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Well, T for you. Me and Dina tried to do.
- 22:55Speaker 2: A spinoff with her.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Really? Yes.
- 22:58Speaker 2: When she left Jersey, she was working with Al Roker,
- 23:01Speaker 2: his production company.
- 23:04Speaker 4: She did something like a home tour or something.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:08Speaker 1: We were going to do a spinoff with her. Al
- 23:11Speaker 1: Roker's company loved her. And she called me and said,
- 23:15Speaker 1: can you do it with us? And again, that's the
- 23:17Speaker 1: beauty of relationships when it.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Comes to life. relationships for real.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:22Speaker 4: The value of just simply being kind to someone with
- 23:25Speaker 4: no expectation.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 23:28Speaker 3: And I helped around. And it just didn't move forward
- 23:31Speaker 3: for whatever reason.
- 23:32Speaker 1: No, I think, well, listen, the thing was, and Dina
- 23:35Speaker 1: was one of the first, the thing that even is
- 23:38Speaker 1: prevalent today, a lot of networks and streamers don't want
- 23:44Speaker 1: to buy into the spinoff of a housewife. So just
- 23:48Speaker 1: so you know, because of course we look at certain
- 23:50Speaker 1: people like somebody's going to snatch you up. Not necessarily.
- 23:54Speaker 1: A lot of networks do feel like you're so Bravo
- 23:57Speaker 1: branded that the idea of me spinning you off to
- 24:00Speaker 1: your own life is not appetizing for them. But I
- 24:05Speaker 1: do think, look, there's an exception to every rule. And
- 24:10Speaker 1: perhaps there is some exception. that they would be into.
- 24:15Speaker 1: I think, for example, Nene Leakes is somebody that a
- 24:17Speaker 1: network would.
- 24:18Speaker 3: Who could go, yeah, she could go work.
- 24:19Speaker 2: You know, whatever.
- 24:23Speaker 3: Hopefully she's doing something soon. She is. Good. Good. I
- 24:29Speaker 3: hope it is on the level that we expect from
- 24:31Speaker 3: her and that we deserve.
- 24:32Speaker 4: Good.
- 24:36Speaker 3: Carlos, okay, I just have one question. I don't even
- 24:40Speaker 3: know if you can say this, right? Okay, so let
- 24:43Speaker 3: me just, I'll say it and then you just react.
- 24:45Speaker 3: Or not, right?
- 24:47Speaker 4: I love Nene and she's at her best in scripted work.
- 24:54Speaker 4: I love her in the scripted space. I would love
- 24:57Speaker 4: to see her do more of that soon.
- 24:59Speaker 2: And you will.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Back to Ultimate Girl Strap.
- 25:09Speaker 3: See, this is why y'all have to subscribe to Patreon.
- 25:11Speaker 3: I mean, hello.
- 25:12Speaker 2: Hey, Mimi, I love you.
- 25:19Speaker 1: This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Let's get back into the show. Okay, so your girl
- 25:27Speaker 1: Lulu on that good juju is the life of the party.
- 25:32Speaker 2: She's doing her thing, Dustin. She is making a speech.
- 25:38Speaker 3: Okay?
- 25:39Speaker 2: The speech lasted 33 minutes. She's giving all the.
- 25:43Speaker 3: That's a long time at an event like that.
- 25:46Speaker 4: At an event with no seats, that's a long time
- 25:49Speaker 4: for people to be paying attention. When music was playing
- 25:51Speaker 4: before your long-winded ass started talking, that's a big ask.
- 25:57Speaker 4: That's a big ass ask. That's what it is. Because
- 26:01Speaker 4: what the fuck do you have to say? That ain't
- 26:03Speaker 4: already been said. What number party is this? I know
- 26:06Speaker 4: where they get the message right now.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Everybody know.
- 26:09Speaker 4: Thank you for what you did. And it's good to
- 26:13Speaker 4: see you. Let's go to the next city. Like, there's
- 26:15Speaker 4: just nothing else. They probably sick of, obviously, they sick
- 26:18Speaker 4: of listening to her talk and sing.
- 26:21Speaker 3: She's obviously sick of talking and, well, no, she not.
- 26:24Speaker 3: She can do whatever. But they sick of it coming
- 26:27Speaker 3: from her.
- 26:28Speaker 4: So what the fuck do you have to say that
- 26:29Speaker 4: fills up 34 goddamn minutes? at a costume party where
- 26:34Speaker 4: people are hot with all that shit on, you know,
- 26:37Speaker 4: Jessel head was sweating.
- 26:43Speaker 3: And how different did Aaron look from Roni with that
- 26:45Speaker 3: red hair?
- 26:46Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, we got to try some more hair
- 26:48Speaker 4: options on her.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Cause she was like a totally different person.
- 26:51Speaker 2: Wow.
- 26:52Speaker 3: Aaron, this is okay. Let's explore this.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:56Speaker 2: By the way, unpopular opinion.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Fine.
- 26:59Speaker 2: I don't care. Aaron's my favorite.
- 27:02Speaker 3: I get it. Okay.
- 27:03Speaker 4: Okay.
- 27:04Speaker 3: I get it. She's not my favorite.
- 27:07Speaker 4: But to me, she is like, she literally lives and
- 27:11Speaker 4: breathes the Bravo housewife.
- 27:15Speaker 3: Essence.
- 27:16Speaker 1: So the thing is, so Luann is making a speech
- 27:21Speaker 1: to the rest and calling out, shouting out the rest
- 27:26Speaker 1: of the housewives. She conveniently mentions Giselle's name and says nothing.
- 27:32Speaker 2: And moves on.
- 27:34Speaker 1: I didn't think Giselle did anything to Lou to warrant that.
- 27:39Speaker 1: So that did surprise me.
- 27:42Speaker 4: But Giselle had also been being passive-aggressive towards Lou Anne
- 27:45Speaker 4: the whole damn time, if we're being honest.
- 27:48Speaker 3: Taking little digs and shots.
- 27:50Speaker 4: And, you know, Lou Anne, I think, one thing about it,
- 27:53Speaker 4: everybody on the cast, without the exception of Vicky, was
- 27:57Speaker 4: trying to present themselves in the most palatable light. this
- 28:01Speaker 4: is their chance to show like, fuck my cast. I
- 28:03Speaker 4: can actually get along with other people, you know, without conflict.
- 28:06Speaker 2: Yes.
- 28:07Speaker 4: So they all were being patient with each other. They
- 28:09Speaker 4: all were probably making internal lists like, okay, that's one
- 28:13Speaker 4: more thing this bitch did to me. That's another thing
- 28:15Speaker 4: she did to me. When I do get her, I'm
- 28:17Speaker 4: going to run down this list.
- 28:18Speaker 3: And so I think Luann just probably had a list
- 28:20Speaker 3: for Giselle internally and said, you know what? I'm going
- 28:24Speaker 3: to get her out. You know what I'm saying? Just
- 28:25Speaker 3: got her right then and shit. I think she did.
- 28:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:30Speaker 1: The thing with Luann is, and I will say this,
- 28:34Speaker 1: I miss Luann. Luann is somebody that was made for
- 28:37Speaker 1: reality television.
- 28:39Speaker 3: That need a stylist. Yes, I agree. Yeah, she needs
- 28:43Speaker 3: a stylist.
- 28:44Speaker 2: You don't like the boots, the jacket, the jeans? No,
- 28:46Speaker 2: she used to.
- 28:46Speaker 4: Stop dressing like everything came out of a cedar closet
- 28:50Speaker 4: that's been locked up for, you know what I'm saying,
- 28:53Speaker 4: all these years.
- 28:54Speaker 3: And she's smelling like a piano bar. Like, no. Luann
- 28:57Speaker 3: is not an ugly woman by any means. She's tall.
- 29:02Speaker 4: She has a nice body frame that can hang nice
- 29:04Speaker 4: clothes well.
- 29:06Speaker 3: She needs to get with Paris. She needs to get with...
- 29:09Speaker 3: She do. She needs to get with Law, Colin. You
- 29:13Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? All the ones. She needs to
- 29:15Speaker 3: get with one another.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Dallas is stylish, our friend.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Dallas. Hell yeah. Dallas is stylish. Shout out to my brother, Dallas.
- 29:21Speaker 3: She needs to get with one another. Isaiah.
- 29:22Speaker 2: Daniel Hawkins.
- 29:23Speaker 3: It's a little look that does it. It's a list.
- 29:25Speaker 3: One of them need to get her. Get her and
- 29:27Speaker 3: save her. Save her. Throw her the life raft of
- 29:31Speaker 3: new clothing. Because she needs it, man. She does.
- 29:34Speaker 4: Stop dressing like that, Luann. Why does she look like that?
- 29:38Speaker 4: Like she got a story to tell. and a bunch
- 29:40Speaker 4: of keys and shit why does she look like that
- 29:44Speaker 4: man everything has just got that old smell like you
- 29:49Speaker 4: just took it out of the closet for the winter
- 29:51Speaker 4: or whatever season it is everything been folded up in
- 29:55Speaker 4: a bag or a bin You know.
- 29:58Speaker 3: It's just time, Luann. It's time. But she's booked, though.
- 30:02Speaker 4: I saw over on Twitter, she had booked a performance
- 30:05Speaker 4: at somebody's wedding this weekend.
- 30:07Speaker 3: She was on stage doing her one, too. Yeah.
- 30:10Speaker 1: And this is no shade. This is no shade to
- 30:12Speaker 1: our community. Was it a gay wedding?
- 30:15Speaker 3: I don't know, but it was a nice day for
- 30:18Speaker 3: a white wedding. It was definitely a white wedding. Nice
- 30:22Speaker 3: day for it. And she should add that to her set.
- 30:25Speaker 3: That's her key.
- 30:26Speaker 4: Nice day for a white wedding. That's her key. She
- 30:31Speaker 4: needs to add that to her set when she do
- 30:33Speaker 4: wedding music. Luann is in the book. She do bar
- 30:36Speaker 4: mitzvahs and shit. You know what I'm saying?
- 30:40Speaker 3: She do all of that. She do whatever you got
- 30:42Speaker 3: going on, man. She just want to sing. So, yeah.
- 30:46Speaker 3: That's it.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Gotta love Luann. Gotta love Luann. Portia is running late.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Portia is trying to get there by hell, sleet or snow, literally.
- 30:59Speaker 1: She is walking through the snow. She's FaceTiming with Giselle.
- 31:04Speaker 1: And she's trying to get to the destination. Luann kept
- 31:07Speaker 1: mentioning the fact that she was late. Giselle's like, she's
- 31:10Speaker 1: on her way.
- 31:10Speaker 2: An hour and 30.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Giselle tried to have her back, man.
- 31:13Speaker 2: She tried.
- 31:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:15Speaker 2: That's a friend. That's a friend. So Portia Dustin was
- 31:20Speaker 2: two hours late.
- 31:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:24Speaker 1: And as Portia enters, trying to apologize, Luann isn't feeling
- 31:30Speaker 1: it and tells her, look, I'm speaking and I'm gonna
- 31:34Speaker 1: do what I do.
- 31:35Speaker 2: And Portia felt like she was being rude.
- 31:36Speaker 1: I mean, look, in this sense, I do understand Luann's side.
- 31:43Speaker 2: She was two hours late.
- 31:45Speaker 4: Two and a half hours late. She was over two
- 31:48Speaker 4: hours late. Now, A couple things. So in Luann's defense,
- 31:52Speaker 4: of course she was going to make a stink of it.
- 31:53Speaker 4: They just got through lambasting Lisa Barlow for being late,
- 32:00Speaker 4: fucking up the crew schedule and all that with the
- 32:02Speaker 4: impending threat of the storm in Atlanta when they were
- 32:05Speaker 4: trying to leave, all of that. In Portia's defense, this
- 32:09Speaker 4: was a Halloween party and her Halloween costume was bundles
- 32:12Speaker 4: of go-naked hair.
- 32:14Speaker 3: Genius costume, by the way. But that means all that
- 32:17Speaker 3: hair had to be done, too. You think she could
- 32:19Speaker 3: show up in some.
- 32:20Speaker 4: Gone-naked hair and that hair wasn't pressed, the hair that
- 32:22Speaker 4: the costume was made out of, too? So Portia had
- 32:25Speaker 4: to get her hair done, and so did her outfit.
- 32:27Speaker 4: That takes a lot of time. That's a lot of handwork, manpower,
- 32:31Speaker 4: man hours. A lot of bumper curling, you know? So
- 32:34Speaker 4: once they pressed all that shit and finalized it, that
- 32:36Speaker 4: was the extra two and.
- 32:37Speaker 3: A half right there. She was late for a reason.
- 32:40Speaker 3: I wasn't mad at Portia.
- 32:41Speaker 4: And even if she was two and a half hours late,
- 32:44Speaker 4: she looked good enough to make you be like, you
- 32:46Speaker 4: know what?
- 32:48Speaker 3: It's all right. I'm just glad you're here. You know
- 32:50Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Like, that's how good she looked.
- 32:52Speaker 2: She looked amazing. She looked amazing. And look, she also
- 32:56Speaker 2: knew like, all right, I fucked up.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Portia was two and a half hours late on purpose too.
- 33:02Speaker 4: You ain't going to tell me now one second. She
- 33:04Speaker 4: was like, Portia didn't want to go to New York
- 33:06Speaker 4: to that party. And the reason we know Portia didn't
- 33:10Speaker 4: want to go is because when Giselle walked in, what
- 33:12Speaker 4: was the first thing she said?
- 33:13Speaker 3: Who are all these people?
- 33:15Speaker 4: She said, you know what? It's a Luann party. We
- 33:17Speaker 4: should have known it, but if I wanted to go
- 33:19Speaker 4: to FanFest, I would have went to BravoCon. Now, that
- 33:23Speaker 4: means that a conversation had been had about Luann, the Shruggles,
- 33:27Speaker 4: her letting anybody come to the party. You see Luann
- 33:30Speaker 4: was talking to that black guy at the party, and
- 33:32Speaker 4: he was like, she started launching into him with conversation
- 33:35Speaker 4: about the shit that was going on between her and
- 33:37Speaker 4: the Housewives, and he was like, I don't know what
- 33:39Speaker 4: you're talking about. I just came to say what's up.
- 33:41Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Like, She was just talking
- 33:44Speaker 4: to anybody and they knew it was going to be
- 33:46Speaker 4: that kind of party. And Portia was like, I'm not
- 33:48Speaker 4: about to rush. Luann is already getting on my nerves.
- 33:51Speaker 4: I'm literally going to just get there when I get
- 33:53Speaker 4: there in time enough to film per my contractual agreements,
- 33:56Speaker 4: not my Luannual agreements.
- 33:59Speaker 2: Luannual.
- 34:01Speaker 3: That's what I think. That's what I think.
- 34:04Speaker 2: I like that Luannual.
- 34:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Well, to your point, though, look, Luann's I do feel
- 34:14Speaker 2: like this. His performing at the wedding.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Luann definitely walks around.
- 34:21Speaker 2: The world as if every day is a cabaret.
- 34:24Speaker 3: Yes, she does.
- 34:25Speaker 4: And not Jocelyn's. Now, that's the show she needs to
- 34:28Speaker 4: go on. You want Luann to make some changes? Since
- 34:31Speaker 4: she loves the cabaret so much, send her down there
- 34:33Speaker 4: to Jocelyn's.
- 34:34Speaker 2: Loose me up!
- 34:34Speaker 3: Send her down there to Jocelyn's cabaret. Can you imagine?
- 34:38Speaker 3: Is that a spinoff? Dude, first of all, She's yelling
- 34:43Speaker 3: in my face. You can see it, Carlos. You already know.
- 34:47Speaker 3: Jocelyn will cuss her motherfucking ass out. Get out of here,
- 34:50Speaker 3: you white asshole. You already know. Because you think you're
- 34:55Speaker 3: better than me, and you're not. That's the problem. You
- 34:57Speaker 3: come from the bravo. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yes,
- 34:59Speaker 3: it is. No, no, no.
- 35:00Speaker 4: Bitch, you come from the bravo. You think you're better
- 35:02Speaker 4: than me, and you're not, bitch. And I want you
- 35:04Speaker 4: to know that. And so you go back to the
- 35:07Speaker 4: other white ladies.
- 35:08Speaker 3: You already know. That's what Jocelyn would tell her.
- 35:15Speaker 4: So that's the cabaret she needs to be humming in
- 35:18Speaker 4: down there at Jocelyn's cabaret.
- 35:21Speaker 2: Okay.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Jocelyn sent all of that to Luann. What will Luann
- 35:25Speaker 1: say back to Jocelyn?
- 35:28Speaker 3: I can't even hear what she's saying. She's yelling in
- 35:31Speaker 3: my face. Oh, God. You're yelling in my face. Jocelyn,
- 35:36Speaker 3: come on. Security? Come on. No, no. I won't be
- 35:41Speaker 3: doing it. Just give me my hat. Just give me
- 35:43Speaker 3: my hat. I'll go.
- 35:46Speaker 4: You can hear, I can't, I can hear it. You
- 35:48Speaker 4: know what I'm saying? I can hear it in my head. Oh,
- 35:51Speaker 4: but let's, what's, what's the guy, what's his name? Ballistic,
- 35:55Speaker 4: you know, what's his, what's his, who's named Ballistic?
- 35:59Speaker 3: You can hear it.
- 36:00Speaker 4: I didn't know, you know, I could have asked that,
- 36:02Speaker 4: but I didn't ask that.
- 36:07Speaker 3: You know, just, just, you can hear it, man.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Dustin, you are pure beast. I mean, I thought I
- 36:16Speaker 1: couldn't love you more. You are a fantastic comedian. Jay,
- 36:23Speaker 1: for brother Jay Pharoah.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Thank you, brother.
- 36:25Speaker 2: I mean, you are on the level of Jay Pharoah, right?
- 36:28Speaker 2: That's amazing, right?
- 36:30Speaker 1: The one Raindrops SNL who does Jamie.
- 36:33Speaker 4: Foxx, Barack Obama. One of the greatest, especially the new generation.
- 36:38Speaker 3: Hell yeah. One of the greats.
- 36:40Speaker 2: You're on that level.
- 36:42Speaker 3: That's a high compliment. Thank you, bro.
- 36:44Speaker 2: The way you... My favorite was, you're not ballistic.
- 36:50Speaker 3: I could go there, but I'm not going to go there.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Down along.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Down along... And then you... Kill my girl!
- 36:58Speaker 3: Kill my girl! You go back up there with the ladies.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Not down here, bitch. Okay? Bitch, this is Miami. This
- 37:04Speaker 3: is Miami, ho.
- 37:06Speaker 2: Yeah. It reminded me on, listen, you are my people
- 37:14Speaker 2: and the Raindrops people.
- 37:16Speaker 1: It reminds me of when Jocelyn was co-hosting The Real.
- 37:19Speaker 3: Yes.
- 37:20Speaker 2: And they showed the picture of Tamera's daughter.
- 37:22Speaker 3: Yes.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Yes.
- 37:24Speaker 3: That's a white girl.
- 37:25Speaker 4: She was talking about Paris Jackson, too, like that on there.
- 37:28Speaker 4: Jocelyn would say she gave them hell for a week
- 37:30Speaker 4: straight on The Real with a palatable... 30 plus bob
- 37:36Speaker 4: wig on you know what I'm saying the entire time
- 37:38Speaker 4: she had daytime TV hair and nice jewelry you know
- 37:42Speaker 4: she looked docile and nice and ladylike but that mouth
- 37:46Speaker 4: open and she tore their ass up and we loved
- 37:48Speaker 4: every motherfucking minute of it we loved it she was
- 37:52Speaker 4: great on that show.
- 37:55Speaker 2: Oh gosh the lungs and my.
- 37:59Speaker 1: And my breastplate okay so moving on Dustin, your girl
- 38:05Speaker 1: Lulu is feeling herself. Dustin, she is determined to be
- 38:14Speaker 1: in the middle of these photos.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Everyone.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Because New York is her town. And she tells them,
- 38:20Speaker 1: you have no idea who you're dealing with. The obsession
- 38:25Speaker 1: with being in the middle, even when she called Dorinda.
- 38:28Speaker 1: And said how she was levitating. And she starts to cry.
- 38:31Speaker 1: And she said, let all these girls be in the
- 38:34Speaker 1: middle in all of their respective cities. And she felt that,
- 38:38Speaker 1: I mean, once again, Dustin, she's what?
- 38:39Speaker 3: In New York. In New York. She didn't say it once.
- 38:42Speaker 3: She said it 83 times in one episode. New York.
- 38:46Speaker 3: I'm in New York.
- 38:47Speaker 4: She kept saying it, man.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Like, she continued to. Yeah.
- 38:51Speaker 4: It was ridiculous, man. Luann, you know damn well you've
- 38:54Speaker 4: been bullying them women. And every fucking photo that y'all
- 38:56Speaker 4: done had, they done smelled up under your arms and
- 38:59Speaker 4: behind your ears and shit because you've been like next
- 39:02Speaker 4: too close.
- 39:02Speaker 3: And every single photograph, you don't belong in the middle.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Why are you in the middle in Atlanta? Why are
- 39:08Speaker 3: you even trying to do that? And she kept making
- 39:11Speaker 3: us think of who was in the middle. Even when
- 39:14Speaker 3: she wasn't in the middle, her.
- 39:16Speaker 4: Opinion was, her voice was, she was telling somebody else
- 39:19Speaker 4: to get in the middle in Miami. So they were
- 39:21Speaker 4: just sick. of Luann talking to them about everything. And
- 39:26Speaker 4: that picture was just, it just tipped everything over for them.
- 39:30Speaker 3: Them. I think that's what happened, man. You're an auditor.
- 39:33Speaker 4: What are you calling some shit? Turn your ass off
- 39:37Speaker 4: of me. I'm tired of you being next to me
- 39:38Speaker 4: in pictures. Sometimes you just got to say it plain.
- 39:41Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? You do, man.
- 39:48Speaker 3: I was sick of her. Oh, shit.
- 39:51Speaker 2: The thing is this.
- 39:53Speaker 1: I never thought in a million years that Luann would
- 39:56Speaker 1: emerge as one of the... stars of this particular season
- 40:01Speaker 1: of Girls Trip. Because again, I haven't seen Luann in
- 40:05Speaker 1: years on television. And even when they did New York
- 40:08Speaker 1: City Ultimate Girls Trip, this is no shade. And you
- 40:11Speaker 1: know me, I did love the New York City OG cast.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Their Ultimate Girls Trip episode was so boring to me.
- 40:19Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
- 40:20Speaker 1: I was not into it. And I didn't finish it.
- 40:23Speaker 1: I watched one episode. Maybe one and a half. And
- 40:26Speaker 1: I think that's what I had about it.
- 40:27Speaker 3: You did better than me. I wasn't interested.
- 40:29Speaker 4: I didn't want to see their asses drinking peppermint tea
- 40:32Speaker 4: and eating sweet rolls, watching CBS, and going to Florida.
- 40:36Speaker 3: I was straight. I'm good.
- 40:39Speaker 2: Dustin, they didn't go to Florida.
- 40:41Speaker 4: Well, they would have went if it was up to
- 40:43Speaker 4: them to determine the itinerary.
- 40:45Speaker 3: That's the golden life, Dustin.
- 40:47Speaker 2: Are you going to watch the golden life?
- 40:49Speaker 3: What you think?
- 40:50Speaker 2: It's based in Florida. No.
- 40:51Speaker 3: No.
- 40:53Speaker 4: Much love, too. I fuck with Sonya. Shout out to Sonya.
- 40:56Speaker 4: I fuck with Sonya. I fuck with the wind. Who else?
- 41:01Speaker 4: Kelly Ben Simone, right?
- 41:02Speaker 2: And you love Dorinda. And I love Dorinda.
- 41:05Speaker 3: I love Dorinda. Had her ass out at the party.
- 41:07Speaker 3: My kind of girl. What's the name of that play?
- 41:09Speaker 3: Our Town. That's my kind of people. I love Dorinda.
- 41:14Speaker 3: So that's that. That is my kind of. That's her favorite.
- 41:17Speaker 3: I loved her.
- 41:18Speaker 2: Kelly Ben Simone.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Yeah. Kelly Ben Simone. Who else?
- 41:22Speaker 2: Okay, Dustin. Ramona Singer.
- 41:24Speaker 3: Aw, they got to deal with her.
- 41:26Speaker 4: I remember back in the day, my friend worked at
- 41:29Speaker 4: Equinox on the Upper East Side, and he said she
- 41:31Speaker 4: used to walk in and refuse to wave her key card.
- 41:35Speaker 3: He said she'd walk in and just go past the
- 41:37Speaker 3: desk in a hurry. Oh, you know who I am.
- 41:40Speaker 3: And go past every time.
- 41:41Speaker 4: He said they kept having to talk to her about
- 41:43Speaker 4: it all the time, and she refused to.
- 41:45Speaker 3: Comply with scanning in to the gym. Yep. Okay.
- 41:51Speaker 4: That was years ago. That was before any of this,
- 41:55Speaker 4: like before I even did this kind of work.
- 41:57Speaker 3: That was years ago. Yeah.
- 42:00Speaker 2: I may have heard the same story.
- 42:06Speaker 3: Years ago. Yeah. Years ago. Yeah.
- 42:09Speaker 4: But that's because if I worked at that gym, I
- 42:12Speaker 4: would have stuck my foot out.
- 42:15Speaker 3: You understand?
- 42:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:17Speaker 3: Real swiftly and shit.
- 42:19Speaker 2: That is such a comedy trouble to pick up.
- 42:23Speaker 5: Wow.
- 42:24Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Down. You're going down.
- 42:27Speaker 4: And then you're going to scan that key card, like
- 42:29Speaker 4: I said in the first motherfucking place.
- 42:32Speaker 3: That's how that would have worked. But you know.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Listen, life has a funny way of humbling you, and
- 42:37Speaker 1: that's why you need to make sure you're good to people.
- 42:40Speaker 1: And once again, that's why our friend doesn't send their belly.
- 42:46Speaker 1: The reason why she remains on that show in the
- 42:50Speaker 1: capacity she's in, she's currently in Scotland on The Traitor.
- 42:54Speaker 1: I am telling you guys, as somebody who worked with
- 42:57Speaker 1: her from season three up until nine, not a better,
- 43:02Speaker 1: more professional person.
- 43:04Speaker 3: A genuine sweetheart.
- 43:05Speaker 2: A genuine.
- 43:07Speaker 1: The woman bought me a Bible for my birthday.
- 43:09Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the kind of sweet she does.
- 43:11Speaker 4: And she meant that that means she care about you
- 43:14Speaker 4: and love you man like yeah she is genuinely not
- 43:17Speaker 4: a problematic person at all and she's always been super
- 43:21Speaker 4: kind to me always tried to help me always supported
- 43:25Speaker 4: me cheer for me without me asking you know just
- 43:28Speaker 4: all the the hallmarks of a person pouring into you
- 43:32Speaker 4: that don't have to with no expectation she's a great
- 43:35Speaker 4: person that's why i was cuss everybody out whenever her
- 43:38Speaker 4: name come up.
- 43:38Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 43:39Speaker 2: And you do. And you have. And you don't stop.
- 43:43Speaker 3: No.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Nope.
- 43:44Speaker 4: It's just like, I'm not going to let that, you know,
- 43:46Speaker 4: it's just certain things you can't, you know what I'm saying?
- 43:49Speaker 3: What? No, he's not. And fuck you. You know what
- 43:53Speaker 3: I'm saying? That's what I be on. Love, Cynthia.
- 43:57Speaker 2: That's why we love you. But love is lost between
- 44:00Speaker 2: Portia and Lulu. Doesn't on the bus.
- 44:05Speaker 4: Look, Portia. Her fur, didn't she? With that navy and
- 44:09Speaker 4: pumpkin houndstooth.
- 44:11Speaker 3: With that crystal fox fur, she looked good as fuck.
- 44:15Speaker 3: Portia looked good.
- 44:16Speaker 2: She looked great. Portia's fashion on the trip has been excellent.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Nailed it.
- 44:21Speaker 4: Portia's had a great season this Ultimate Girls trip. This
- 44:24Speaker 4: is one of the best Portia showings in her portfolio.
- 44:27Speaker 3: Of Bravo work.
- 44:29Speaker 4: Her participation and her appearance on this Ultimate Girls trip.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Yes.
- 44:34Speaker 3: This is peak Portia.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Agreed. 100%.
- 44:39Speaker 1: She brought the youthfulness, the comedy, and like you even
- 44:44Speaker 1: said last week, so we saw this week, she got
- 44:47Speaker 1: at her and pulled back a little bit because when.
- 44:50Speaker 2: She was talking to her.
- 44:52Speaker 4: I've been spinning your ass this whole damn trip.
- 44:55Speaker 3: And then she was like, keep being mean to me, Luann.
- 45:00Speaker 4: She was launching into Atlanta Portia But then I think
- 45:03Speaker 4: she looked up and she pulled back. She did it
- 45:06Speaker 4: again this time in the bus.
- 45:08Speaker 3: I wanted to keep going.
- 45:11Speaker 2: I mean, I did too low-key. The thing is this.
- 45:15Speaker 4: Luann wasn't scared. No, Luann was like, let's do it then.
- 45:18Speaker 4: She was like, let's do it. You know, she went
- 45:22Speaker 4: into that mode.
- 45:23Speaker 3: So come on then. You bad. Let's go. Let's go,
- 45:27Speaker 3: Gregory Hines.
- 45:28Speaker 2: See you.
- 45:28Speaker 3: See you. The Nicholas sister. You know what I'm saying?
- 45:38Speaker 3: But nah, you know.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Not Alvin Ailey.
- 45:45Speaker 3: Bob Posse. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
- 45:48Speaker 2: Single ladies.
- 45:51Speaker 3: Oh, for real.
- 45:58Speaker 2: I caught what you dropped. I caught it.
- 46:01Speaker 3: Inspirational.
- 46:02Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead.
- 46:04Speaker 3: So, yeah. But, yeah. You know.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:08Speaker 3: Luann was ready to put on the show.
- 46:09Speaker 4: And Portia was, too. So, they had a nice little tussle.
- 46:12Speaker 4: But then they brought it back. This is not a
- 46:14Speaker 4: show where, listen, it's a limited series. It's of no
- 46:18Speaker 4: purpose to create a long, lengthy B for one of them.
- 46:22Speaker 4: Resolution on this show needs to be present in the confrontation.
- 46:28Speaker 3: Like, y'all need to wrap this shit up. If y'all
- 46:30Speaker 3: get into an argument, y'all.
- 46:31Speaker 4: Need to make up in that same scene or day
- 46:33Speaker 4: on this, on this, on the ultimate girl strip. This
- 46:36Speaker 4: ain't the place for no season long beef. You know
- 46:39Speaker 4: what I'm saying? Y'all need to be having fun. And
- 46:40Speaker 4: I think the ladies did just that. This is, this
- 46:43Speaker 4: is a great, they picked the right cast because these
- 46:45Speaker 4: ladies are delivered.
- 46:47Speaker 1: No, they really, they really did. And I literally have
- 46:51Speaker 1: no notes from who they, who they chosen. Next week,
- 46:55Speaker 1: Dustin is the finale. They're at the Berkshires, you know,
- 46:58Speaker 1: with Dorenda.
- 47:00Speaker 2: My favorite part is going to see Andy in the middle.
- 47:03Speaker 3: Yes, Dorinda. Heather and Lisa, that was, right? Yes. Yes, yep.
- 47:09Speaker 3: He looks stressed out. My boy looks stressed, man. He
- 47:12Speaker 3: looks stressed out. Yeah. He's like, damn, even here? Shit. Yeah.
- 47:17Speaker 2: You know, he wanted it to be celebratory.
- 47:20Speaker 1: So to know that the reunion type of behavior is
- 47:24Speaker 1: what he's faced with. And I think it was Portia
- 47:26Speaker 1: who said something like, I'm not in front of our
- 47:28Speaker 1: boss or something.
- 47:32Speaker 2: I cannot wait to see that.
- 47:35Speaker 4: All I could see was him in the middle of
- 47:36Speaker 4: Nene and Kim's hands when they was going.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Go on, we gone, go on, bye, bye.
- 47:40Speaker 4: It looked just like that. I know he was like, damn,
- 47:42Speaker 4: I'm right back in the middle of this shit. And Heather,
- 47:45Speaker 4: taller than him. So, yeah, he kind of was like.
- 47:47Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
- 47:50Speaker 3: Like, ooh, you know what I'm saying? She was leaning.
- 47:55Speaker 2: No, I can't wait to see that.
- 47:59Speaker 3: Me either. And the Berkshires, right? I can't wait to
- 48:02Speaker 3: see the Berkshires.
- 48:03Speaker 4: Dorinda, me and Carlos want to come have lunch.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Well, don't say that because she'll do it.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Not that I wouldn't go, but I'm saying if you
- 48:11Speaker 1: want to go.
- 48:12Speaker 3: Me and Carlos want to go to the Berkshires and
- 48:14Speaker 3: have lunch with Dorinda.
- 48:16Speaker 2: All I have to do is.
- 48:18Speaker 3: We should go film that. We should go kick it
- 48:21Speaker 3: with Dorinda at the Berkshires.
- 48:22Speaker 2: That should be like a cute little.
- 48:25Speaker 3: Let's do a fall so we can wear our shit.
- 48:27Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? We can be layered up
- 48:29Speaker 3: when we go. Okay.
- 48:31Speaker 2: Sorry, Mandy and Claudia. I do love y'all.
- 48:34Speaker 3: I love you so much.
- 48:35Speaker 1: But Justin and I will do a special reality after
- 48:38Speaker 1: dark at Dorinda's house. Because Dorinda gets down with the conversation.
- 48:44Speaker 4: And I would love nothing more than to volley back
- 48:47Speaker 4: and forth with her in a racy conversation and talk shit.
- 48:51Speaker 3: I would love that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's do it. I'm down.
- 48:57Speaker 3: Let's go to the Berkshires. Clip, let's go. Let's go. Clip,
- 49:04Speaker 3: let's go, man.
- 49:07Speaker 2: Jamie, remind me to call Dorinda.
- 49:12Speaker 3: Don't make me call Dorinda.
- 49:14Speaker 2: Dorinda.
- 49:15Speaker 3: Okay.
- 49:16Speaker 2: Make it nice.
- 49:17Speaker 3: Yes, make it nice. You got to make it nice,
- 49:19Speaker 3: you know.
- 49:20Speaker 2: Have to come with a gift.
- 49:21Speaker 3: Oh, multiple. Multiple. What you mean?
- 49:25Speaker 4: We're going to definitely pay reverence to the house. You
- 49:28Speaker 4: know what I'm saying? We're definitely going to show our
- 49:30Speaker 4: respect with gifts.
- 49:31Speaker 3: Let's do it.
- 49:32Speaker 2: I can't stop thinking about this.
- 49:34Speaker 3: I'm going to have a whole cornucopia just holding it,
- 49:37Speaker 3: offering it. He just offered it.
- 49:41Speaker 2: He would love you, by the way. You're her type
- 49:43Speaker 2: of guy.
- 49:44Speaker 3: Yep. I would love that. Let's do it. Let's go
- 49:46Speaker 3: to the Berkshire.
- 49:48Speaker 2: Yes. She's a good time.
- 49:49Speaker 3: I'm going to dress like I'm going on Traders. That's
- 49:55Speaker 3: the vice. We should. The mood board, Carlos. Yes. That's
- 49:58Speaker 3: our mood board. Traders.
- 50:00Speaker 2: We should.
- 50:01Speaker 1: Yep.
- 50:01Speaker 3: Okay.
- 50:01Speaker 2: Well, Dustin, you got.
- 50:03Speaker 3: Creative geniuses over here.
- 50:05Speaker 2: I got the work to do.
- 50:07Speaker 3: That's a duo. We're going to come up. We're going
- 50:09Speaker 3: to ideate. Yes.
- 50:10Speaker 2: So, Randall, let us know if y'all want to see that.
- 50:14Speaker 1: That's a special reality after dark edition with Dustin and Carlos.
- 50:18Speaker 2: Go and see Dorenda the Berkshires. And we're going to
- 50:21Speaker 2: make it nice with Dorenda.
- 50:22Speaker 4: Hell yeah, we are. And I'm going to be 100% my...
- 50:24Speaker 4: You know, it's going to be the same.
- 50:26Speaker 2: So, she is going to... I can't wait.
- 50:29Speaker 3: Yep. I can't wait.
- 50:30Speaker 2: She's cool as shit.
- 50:31Speaker 3: Yep.
- 50:32Speaker 2: Let's do that shit, Carlos. And she's a talker.
- 50:35Speaker 3: Yes. My kind of people.
- 50:37Speaker 1: I'd be like, Dorenda, girl. Dorenda would be like, Last story.
- 50:41Speaker 1: I did her radio show with Kiki Monique. Mm-hmm. I
- 50:46Speaker 1: felt so bad for Kiki Monique. Kiki Monique, if you're watching,
- 50:50Speaker 1: you know I'm not lying. I felt so bad for
- 50:53Speaker 1: Kiki Monique because Dorinda took over the.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Entire segment with me and said, I have more questions
- 50:59Speaker 2: for Carla.
- 51:01Speaker 1: Hey, Kiki said.
- 51:02Speaker 3: Okay, Dorinda. And it was Dustin. It was me and Dorinda.
- 51:05Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, girl.
- 51:06Speaker 3: She was like, so what do you think about this first?
- 51:08Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, girl, you know what I'm saying.
- 51:10Speaker 3: Let's run it. You know I'm with all that shit.
- 51:12Speaker 3: Let's run it. Okay, okay. I'll do everything.
- 51:15Speaker 2: Let's do it.
- 51:16Speaker 3: Yep. All right.
- 51:17Speaker 2: All right, so raindrops up. I have work to do.
- 51:20Speaker 1: But also, listen, if you're watching us on Patreon, as
- 51:23Speaker 1: you should, tonight, Dustin, myself, Blue.
- 51:26Speaker 2: And Claudia will be on Monday Night Live.
- 51:28Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 51:30Speaker 1: I saw a tweet Dustin made, and I normally support
- 51:33Speaker 1: my brother and repost his tweets. This particular one, I said,
- 51:38Speaker 1: I'm not doing it because I don't want to get
- 51:41Speaker 1: in trouble.
- 51:41Speaker 3: My Twitter is LookAtDustin.
- 51:43Speaker 4: If you're watching this, go on over there and search
- 51:46Speaker 4: my name in the hashtag L-A-M-H, which stands for the
- 51:49Speaker 4: show he created, Love and Marriage Huntsville. And you can
- 51:53Speaker 4: see it's one of my most recent tweets, and you'll
- 51:56Speaker 4: be able to hear the extended tweets version of that
- 52:00Speaker 4: thought and those ideas tonight on Monday Night Live.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Seven o'clock-ish.
- 52:07Speaker 3: Can't wait. The talk is can't wait. Can't wait.
- 52:13Speaker 2: So we'll see y'all tonight. Dustin, rest up. I'll see
- 52:15Speaker 2: you tonight. Love you, man.
- 52:16Speaker 3: Thank you, brother. Love you. Peace out.
- 52:18Speaker 2: See you guys.
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