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Fandomonium - Keanu Reeves - Matt + Audra's Incredible Expedition vs My Own Private Colorado · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 1: games master and a man in a suit who will
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  Speaker 1: betray you, Matt Watson. But a games master needs games,
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  Speaker 1: and games need players, so please welcome First. She is
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  Speaker 1: our resident team captain, a comedian and podcaster who works
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  Speaker 1: in STEM, which today stands for so then Everything's matrix.
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  Speaker 2: It's on Stevenson.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, and he is an improviser and performer who
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  Speaker 1: also works in STEM. So shit, I need to come
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  Speaker 1: up with another one. Stay totally excellent. My dudes, it's
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  Speaker 1: Matt Smith.
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  Speaker 2: Not that one.
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  Speaker 3: No, non non he thanks Matt, Hey, Matt Hey, Matt,
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  Speaker 3: how you guys doing and having a great time.
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  Speaker 4: I took a huge bite of donut just as you
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  Speaker 4: started to introduce the podcast, and so I did have
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  Speaker 4: to chew furiously in order to be able to greet you.
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  Speaker 2: But I did.
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  Speaker 1: But apart from having a chew furiously, you're doing great success.
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  Speaker 4: We're starting this episode on a success.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, just like Keandi wood Ones. How about you? How
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  Speaker 2: are you doing this? Monthent? I?
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  Speaker 5: I you know, I scrambled, I scoured the town, looking
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  Speaker 5: for a phone booth anywhere that I could use to
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  Speaker 5: go back in time and and find Keanu Reeves and
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  Speaker 5: bring him here like from the path to to do
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  Speaker 5: like an excellent presentation and you know, basically to just
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  Speaker 5: kind of stand there and answer questions for me. But
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  Speaker 5: but it didn't work out at uh bless my heart.
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  Speaker 1: Here I am, hey, this is this will be a
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  Speaker 1: ninety minute, two hour recold window. He could show up
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  Speaker 1: at some point, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, if if I somehow find a phone booth during
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  Speaker 3: this or afterwards, then there then then we set up
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  Speaker 3: the gun, and we set up the cage. Never mind,
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna go back in time and set all this
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  Speaker 3: up perfectly and do a better job.
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  Speaker 2: Right now.
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  Speaker 1: I love No, I'm living this. I'm living all of
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  Speaker 1: the Kiati references. You're you're cramming in that excellent So
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to say, I should ask you, Matt, are
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  Speaker 1: you a fan of Keanu Reaps? H?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, definitely. When we when I knew were going
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  Speaker 3: to do this podcast, I went back and watched as
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  Speaker 3: many of his movies as possible. I told my wife
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  Speaker 3: I was going to do that, and she was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'll watch them with you and she She normally is
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  Speaker 3: just like, I don't care, I'm gonna do my own thing.
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  Speaker 3: But she she was all about watching some Keana movies
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  Speaker 3: for some reason.
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  Speaker 4: Ready to embark on that adventure. She was that excellent adventure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we all know the reason. Yeah, someone's gonna not
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  Speaker 4: a bogus journey.
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  Speaker 2: Very good.
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  Speaker 1: These references are going to save well, but they're also
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  Speaker 1: going to provide your team with answers.
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  Speaker 2: Eventually.
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic and Uldra, How about yourself? Are you a consider
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  Speaker 1: yourself a Kanu fan?
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  Speaker 4: I am a fan of Keanu the Man just as
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  Speaker 4: a human being on planet Earth.
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  Speaker 2: I love him.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's a great guy. Yeah, he just seems
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  Speaker 4: like an absolute treasure. There's so many things where you'll hear, oh,
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  Speaker 4: this person is actually a shit like, oh, we all
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  Speaker 4: love this person and they're actually awful. It feels like
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  Speaker 4: every time there's a new piece of information about Keanu
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  Speaker 4: Reeves that comes out. Did you hear about that thing
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  Speaker 4: about Keanu Reeves, he did an excellent and kind human thing,
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  Speaker 4: and it just feels like the world needs more.
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  Speaker 2: Of that totally.
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  Speaker 1: So he's either like an excellent human being or has
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  Speaker 1: the best pr in the world. Yeah, fantastic, good stuff. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think your ke on you knowledge will be pretty balanced.
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  Speaker 1: We've got the movies and the man himself, so maybe
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  Speaker 1: you can combine those.
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  Speaker 2: Those knowledges and win today of movies.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, great stuff, all right, but you will need some
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  Speaker 1: opponents to face off in some kind of Hitman based battle,
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  Speaker 1: so please well welcome the other two members of our
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  Speaker 1: original intermediate improv class minus Kit. Hope you're doing your
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  Speaker 1: care kids, shouts out.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have you care wherever you are. Are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: We haven't heard from you in so long? Please reach out?
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  Speaker 2: Please read.
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  Speaker 1: He is a dead puppet improviser and sketch performer who
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  Speaker 1: has to keep this podcast going over fifty miles per
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  Speaker 1: hour or the whole damn thing will explode.
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  Speaker 2: It's Troy Davidson.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, and they are an improviser a freestyle singer.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're listening to this and you're a fan
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  Speaker 1: of K pop, please get in touch because we've been
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  Speaker 1: trying to make a K pop episode happen for them.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't stand for Johnny Silver Hand, Utah or mnemonic.
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  Speaker 1: It's Jay Henry Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome Troy, Welcome Jay how.
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  Speaker 2: Are you both doing great?
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little bit hungover, but I'm bringing the amount
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  Speaker 3: of energy that I can perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we can ask for. That energy should balance
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  Speaker 1: out quite nicely. Thank you so much for both of
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  Speaker 1: you being here. Yeah, this is quarter past ten. We
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  Speaker 1: are currently at the peak in prov Theater where we
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  Speaker 1: all learned how to do improv together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine the energy. Is it at its highest?
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  Speaker 1: We usually do this kind of stuff at seven eight?
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  Speaker 1: So that you both I got to ask the same
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  Speaker 1: question up top, Troy, are you a fan of Keanni Reeves?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I love Keanu. I went back and I did the
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  Speaker 6: math and I was like thirteen or fourteen when Bill
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  Speaker 6: and Ted's excellent a came out perfect age. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 6: was aimed right at me. So that's kind of when
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  Speaker 6: I first became a fan. But Odre kind of stole
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  Speaker 6: my thing because.
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  Speaker 2: Uh oh god, because he is come for.
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  Speaker 6: Me from all marketing purposes. He's a really genuinely kind person. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and I just think that's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially for like, it's not something you often hear
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  Speaker 2: from actors.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, he seems like just a normal dude.
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  Speaker 4: Age appropriate girlfriend. Yeah, it's true, true, good on him.
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  Speaker 4: It's the Canadian, it's got it's gotta be He's Canadian.
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  Speaker 4: I think so mm hmm. It is the opening joke
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  Speaker 4: of my monologue.
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  Speaker 1: Your comments. Just I gotta protect older's comedy, your comments, mate,
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  Speaker 1: or I'll leave all this in for the last of them. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I mean Troy lifelong fan. That's that's great, good
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  Speaker 1: knowledge that Jay. What about yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Fan of Keanu Reeves.
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  Speaker 3: So similar to add I am a fan of Keanu
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  Speaker 3: Reeves the man. I did like the John Wick movies.
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  Speaker 3: I watch the first three. I haven't watched the fourth
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  Speaker 3: one or Ballerina yet, but my dad actually got me
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  Speaker 3: into them.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And then I actually watched the third one in theaters
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  Speaker 3: before he did, so I have a little bit of
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  Speaker 3: Keanu knowledge. I had intended to go back and watch
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  Speaker 3: all of Keanu movies like Matt did, and then that
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  Speaker 3: just did not happen because my life is insane.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, who's got time to actually watch movies?
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  Speaker 3: Like there are so many movie movies and it's just
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  Speaker 3: like I only have so much time in my life.
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  Speaker 5: I had to pick the top. Yeah I can, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: time for like ten. But I mean we decided it
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  Speaker 5: was like a month and a half ago or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The origin of this was like, sadly you are moving
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  Speaker 1: away soon, which we we're gonna miss you so much,
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  Speaker 1: but so glad that we could get together and record this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We we were like, oh, we've got to get our
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  Speaker 1: class together record something. Let's find something we all have
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  Speaker 1: in common. It took us like forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 4: He was there waiting for us with arms out there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And it really honestly sounds like none of us really, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Not sure I learned anything.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I will say I watched some movies I'd
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  Speaker 3: never seen before, like Point Break Stands, a Test of Time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just watched that yesterday that It's.
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  Speaker 5: Good Crazy by Catherine Bigelow in like the early nineties. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: an action movie directed by a woman in the early nineties.
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  Speaker 5: And when we noticed that at the beginning, my mom
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  Speaker 5: was like, oh, I want to like see how that
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  Speaker 5: affects the you know, the lens through which this story
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  Speaker 5: is being told, and it and it affected it in
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  Speaker 5: a a in a sexy way, right, Like there's a
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  Speaker 5: lot of moments of like, like I think at one
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  Speaker 5: point Keanu tackles Patrick Swayzee the piece ways as. I
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  Speaker 5: like to call them into into the ocean, and they're
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  Speaker 5: like wrestling around in the in the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking at.
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  Speaker 4: Ads sale gaze what male.
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  Speaker 2: Gaze in it? And it was the early nineties, so
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  Speaker 2: it's cool to see that.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's great and I know who to get in
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  Speaker 1: touch with when we do our peace Wise episode as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, excellent excellence.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Teams, you awake in your dead end office
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  Speaker 1: job feeling strange different. You feel a certain calling to
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  Speaker 1: follow the white rabbit.
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  Speaker 3: Where will this journey take you? Only one thing is
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  Speaker 3: for certain. When you arrive on the other side, you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna need sick new aliases. That's a matrix reference.
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  Speaker 1: So I'd like each petsic come up with a Keanu
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  Speaker 1: Reeves themed team name.
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  Speaker 2: Please.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with Matt and Audra. Do you have any
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  Speaker 1: team name ideas? I think we both forgot. I forgot
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  Speaker 1: to think about it.
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  Speaker 4: Impro Matt and Odra's excellent adventure.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's pretty good. H I almost want to
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  Speaker 5: make it a bogus journey though, or I was.
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  Speaker 4: I did have a thought of what if it's one
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  Speaker 4: that doesn't exist. Just Matt and Adra's Incredible Expedition.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I like that. I like that. I mean there
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  Speaker 2: was also yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: What were you thinking? No, no, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: cut you off. No, no, I don't have any I
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  Speaker 3: mean I was just going to say.
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  Speaker 5: The other title of the third movie was face the music,
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  Speaker 5: which was it was pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it. But let's do I like what did
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  Speaker 2: you say? Something?
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic expedition, credible, incredible expedition.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 5: It's both of the words start with vowels, and the
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  Speaker 5: audience doesn't know this, but I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was cursed with vowels before during the warm up. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we're adding something to the canon that has vowels.
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  Speaker 5: We're adding more vowels to the canon, which we discovered
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  Speaker 5: U Keanu's cannon needs that. Yes, definitely.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and who knows whoever's thinking about making another Bill
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  Speaker 6: and Ted movie might steal that as their title.
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  Speaker 4: A money because I'm here, the intellectual property is mine.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Warner Bros. That's right. So Matt and Odra's
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  Speaker 2: Incredible Expedition. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's quite clickbaity for our podcast feed, in particular,
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  Speaker 1: because they'll think that I'm playing and it'll be like
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  Speaker 1: so it will end up getting most.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, that's the best way to get listen.
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  Speaker 1: There's anything I love more than tricking players, it's tricking listeners. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's find out who Matt and Oudra's incredible expedition will
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  Speaker 1: be facing.
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  Speaker 2: Troy j any ideas.
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  Speaker 3: So, while I have not watched a ton of Keanu
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  Speaker 3: Reeves movies, I do know a lot of movies that
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  Speaker 3: he's been in. Uh So I'm going to suggest my
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  Speaker 3: Own Private Colorado.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice, that's great. What is that?
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  Speaker 3: From my own Private Idaho? It's a movie that he
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  Speaker 3: was in with Phoenix. Yeah, at the beginning of the nineties,
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  Speaker 3: when he was young and hot. Wow, and they were
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  Speaker 3: real gay and Riff of Phoenix was young and alive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, exactly. Well, that's a good one. I had
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  Speaker 2: two ideas.
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  Speaker 6: One was Jay and Troy's excellent adventure I'm in there first,
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  Speaker 6: but the other one super original. I think of John Wick.
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  Speaker 6: What else has a Wick? What's a really famous candle brand?
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  Speaker 2: Yankee?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Yankee swap?
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, I'm what's the swamp element?
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  Speaker 6: That's just a word with Yankee, phrase with Yankee, and.
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  Speaker 4: We do we do improv Yankee swap is a gift giving, Yeah, yeah, exercise,
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  Speaker 4: it comes back.
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  Speaker 2: Around, and Keanu is a gift all so we're thinking
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  Speaker 2: my own Private Colorado. That sounds great. We can go
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  Speaker 2: with that one, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly though, looking at his movies, he did a movie
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  Speaker 6: I don't remember the actual title, but it had Minnesota
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  Speaker 6: in it.
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  Speaker 1: He has a lot of I think three or four
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  Speaker 1: states are represented. Utah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: May I make a suggestion my own Private Colorado twenty
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  Speaker 5: seventy seven.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I've already written it down and I can't
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  Speaker 1: be able to pick up the pan agana.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I got that joke in.
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  Speaker 2: That's what counts. That's what counts. I promise I won't
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  Speaker 2: cut it.
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  Speaker 1: So we've got Matt and Udra's incredible expedition versus my
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  Speaker 1: own Private Colorado. I love it. We're ready for this,
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  Speaker 1: all right. And if you're listening to this and thinking,
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  Speaker 1: I Kean knew things about Reeves, but my memory is
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  Speaker 1: a little hazy, don't worry. If you were worrying his hoodire.
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  Speaker 1: With a little segment we like to call passing knowledge.
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  Speaker 4: Keanu Reeves is a Canadian. Oh Canadian that makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: AnyWho.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've already referenced that Keanu Reeves is a Canadian
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  Speaker 4: actor and musician. Over his four decades of a career,
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  Speaker 4: he's been the recipient of numerous accolades, including being one
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  Speaker 4: of the only men in Hollywood I'd leave my drink
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  Speaker 4: unattended around. If you still can't place him in your mind,
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  Speaker 4: he's the guy from john Wick, The Matrix, Bill and
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  Speaker 4: Ted's excellent adventure Speed and Point Break. One of his
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  Speaker 4: most impactful roles to me, though, with the nineteen eighty
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  Speaker 4: six children's movie Babes in Toyland. I was twenty six
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  Speaker 4: when I first saw it, but it shaped me. People
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  Speaker 4: know him specifically for action films, but also for his
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  Speaker 4: amiable public image and philanthropic efforts. He's basically like a
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  Speaker 4: wholesome Chuck Norris. He bought motorcycles as gifts for the
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  Speaker 4: whole stunt team on The Matrix Reloaded, and also funds
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  Speaker 4: a children's cancer charity. And if Chuck Norris gets mad
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  Speaker 4: at me for saying that he is a like a
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  Speaker 4: wholesome Chuck Norris, I bet Keanu Reeves would step in
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  Speaker 4: and take that roundhouse kick in my step. A girl
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  Speaker 4: can dream, right, let's play Pandemonium.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, good stuff, Thank you, Oordre.
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  Speaker 1: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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  Speaker 1: player to bring in amuse something that inspires them or
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  Speaker 1: something they love from this particular fandom who today is
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  Speaker 1: a person. Keanu Reeves is inspiring to me because he
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  Speaker 1: reminds us to stay in touch with our inner child
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  Speaker 1: and be true to our younger self, like in his
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  Speaker 1: movie Constant.
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  Speaker 5: Tiney, I'm gonna I'm gonna put myself on blast right now,
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  Speaker 5: the teen suck?
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  Speaker 2: What about what about Constant Team? Oh Constant, you bastard?
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  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, it's it's not good if it takes a
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  Speaker 3: while to get Oh no, I think my reaction helped it.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, thanks for saving me. All right, Well, it
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  Speaker 3: says here Troy will start with you. So Troy was
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  Speaker 3: stalking with you.
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  Speaker 2: So can't steal this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's inspiring you about Keanu Reeves?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I think it's the air guitar. Nice, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 6: and Bill and Ted they do a bunch of air guitar.
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  Speaker 6: So at thirteen fourteen, I'm running around just air guitar
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  Speaker 6: and all over the place.
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  Speaker 5: Can you do an air guitar for the podcast? Yes,
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  Speaker 5: it'll be super hard. You gotta make the air guitar
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  Speaker 5: noise too real. Yeah, all right, guitar. That could have
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  Speaker 5: been a good team name as well.
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  Speaker 2: How would you all that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was gonna be my question. It would have
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  Speaker 1: been tough. Yeah, guitar, very inspiring.
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  Speaker 6: I brought it with me to thank you so much.
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  Speaker 6: It was hard to get this.
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  Speaker 2: Situation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh great, good stuff that is That is a good
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  Speaker 1: imagination humor. Right, then they do like a guitar like
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  Speaker 1: competitions and stuff. I've seen like Weather's like gatherings of
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  Speaker 1: like hundreds of people proving to be the best guitarists.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that was a real thing.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was a bit that Sam Reaich made
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  Speaker 3: up for make some noise noise genuine wild.
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  Speaker 6: I think that's right up there with those people who
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  Speaker 6: use the stick horses to and jump over.
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  Speaker 4: The hobby horse champions.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wild.
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  Speaker 5: Who was the what was the woman's name that had
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  Speaker 5: like a famous performance in the Olympic break dancing?
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  Speaker 2: Gun? Yeah, great gun? She was air breakdancing. I think
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: that's what you could call.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: All right, let's move on over to your my own
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: private Colorado teammates, Jay, what's inspiring you about Keanu Reeves?
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: What's inspiring me about Keanu Reeves? Is I guess just
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: young hot Keanu Reeves? Just in general? I mean he's
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: hot now as a fifty whatever year old that he
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: is now sixties.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Holy, it's so impressive. He looks amazing.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Is it six? If it's in your sixties? Is it
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: a sexagenarian? Is it a sexy Yes?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I could go for that. Yeah, she's always been hot.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: But if you see pictures of what he looked like
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: in the late eighties, early nineties, would.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, just saying nineteen eighty six babes and toilets,
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: mid twenties.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to watch it for sure. Yeah,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: sounds like it changes you around the age.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Babes. I'm not there yet. I'm only twenty four, so
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I have a bit to go.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: But one of our youngest ever guests on this podcast. Yeah,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I was going to say the youngest ever.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Guess. Yeah, gotta be gotta be up there.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: I think you never let anybody under twenty.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Four honestly happy with it for a round. What's the
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: oldest you've ever had?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Ah, it's interesting that you're asking, Hey, Matt, what's the
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: biggest age gap you've ever had on a team?
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Oh? Is it this one today?
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: It's got to be choice the oldest son, got the
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: oldest and the youngest team. Then amazing young hot Kanu,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: very inspiring, eternally inspiring, nothing to add, no comments, amazing sweet.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Let's find out what's inspiring Matten Audra's incredible expedition. Matt,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: what's in what's inspiring you about Kiani?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: So at one point during this period of time where
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: I knew we were going to do this show, my
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: wife and I were going shopping down town, in the
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: town that we live in that I'm not gonna dos ourselves.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. Do we do that? Do we
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: say it?
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: We've done a live now Colorado.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: So I was walking around Colora Springs and didn't really
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: find what I was looking for shopping. But what I
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: did find was something I didn't expect, and that was
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: a deck of cards, like basically like an oracle deck
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: called what would Keanu Do? And it's just it's a
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: deck of like oracle cards. If you're familiar with what
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: those are, but it's it's just got a bunch of
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: different just concepts on the cards associated with characters from.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: His movies, but also memes.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Like the thing where you know, didn't touch like what
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: is it called the hover hand? Yeah yeah yeah, but
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: they say words like dedicate and understand and stuff like that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: An oracle yeah yeah, yeah, like an oracle deck and
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: uh yeah, it just was like what it wasn't like
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: there was like a Willem Dafoe one and like like
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: a you know, peace some celebrities I'm picking, but they
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: just had Keanu.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: That was it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe Keanu is the only one who could be an oracle. Yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: that makes it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Keanu has captured the psyche of the American public in
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: the way that no other movie star has.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: A man.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: So I feel like if you were to like climb
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: a really hot tall mountain, like like through arduous journey,
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: you you would an incredible and an incredible expedition if
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: you will that at the top of that you might
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: find uh a, Keanu reeves like the wise man at
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: the top of the mountain and he's just like, oh,
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: what's up, dude. Yeah, be excellent to each other.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very inspiring. I always love when folks bring
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: props in and stuff like that. That's fantastic. It's actually
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: inspired me. Could I actually borrow that for one of
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: the games?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Like a little bit scared now?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I could add like a nice spicy twist
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: around two.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: So do you do you? Would you like to borrow
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: my air guitar too?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Oh? I'd love to try. Here, be careful with it, Matt.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: It's expensive. Whoa matth is getting up out of?
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Since this is an audio podcast, you can't see, but
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Matt is doing some incredible object.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, And finally, Audre of what's inspiring you about Keanu Reeves?
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: I am inspired by John Wick. I love John Wick
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: so much, and it's strange for me as someone who
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: doesn't like typically action films. I'm not like a fast
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: and furious girl like I don't really like most other
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: strictly action films. John Wick is one of the best
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: series that has ever been made on on planet Earth.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I don't like even loud sounds in theaters, but I
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: went to see John Wick and I watched it with
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: my ears plugged almost the entire Poti because of how
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: many gunshots were there. But I needed to be there
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: for Keanu. Yep, he needed my support in that theater.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: And I'm not gonna let him down. He's never let
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: me down, and I'm not gonna let him down.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I love that. I love that so much. I also
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: remember that, Yeah, it was loud. It was loud. It
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: was that moment where I was like, do I have
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: sound sensitivity?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: A pair of headphones would have been good. That's great,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that's very very inspiring.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling very inspired play as you've You've inspired me
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a ton operation.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: This is a random question.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you think if we found out like Jason
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: Statham was super kind, do you think we'd love him
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: as much as Kean?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I personally would not.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was gonna say I personally would.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: That would bring my heart.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: So much joy. You're canonically a fan of the Brits, though,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: don't out me.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Jason Statham's great, But like, I feel like Keanu has
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: more range, right, Like he's been I mean he's been
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: in Shakespearean movies. Yeah, not that he if it kind
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: of famously didn't do a great job in it.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: But but did you not see Jason Statham in Hummingbird?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Is that a.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I think it's based on some classic literature.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it might just be another in that film.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I don't actually know.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever seen him in anything that
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: wasn't made by Guy Ritchie, except like the One Transporter
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: movie or whatever.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: But I don't know what I'm saying anymore. I digress.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: No, it's good, it's good to consider the show. Answer
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: is probably no. You need luxurious hair to actually be
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: able to Okay, Teams, thank you so much for your inspiration.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I think we're ready for some games. We're ready to
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: play some games. Yeah, yeah, Okay, teams, Let's hold in
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: our arms the lifeless culps of a treasured pet a
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: bit dark for ten thirty six on a Sunday morning
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and go on a revenge killing.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Spree in round one. Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Round one is called promo and tell are we all
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: familiar with the concept of wrestling promos?
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, somewhat, yeah somewhat.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: All right, let's chat a bit about wrestling promos to
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: get Jay caught up a little bit. Generally speaking, you're
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: talking about your opponent, the person you're going to be
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: fighting that night or later on, and you have thirty
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: seconds to cut them. The rules of this game are
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I will hand our players a card with the name
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: of a Keanu Reeves character and the media that character
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: appeared in. Players will then have thirty seconds to cut
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: a wrestling promo on that character, as though that character
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: is their next opponent in the ring. However, they cannot
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: say the name of the character or the media property
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: during this promo, so you can use other references to
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: the movie that might be about it. Okay, I will
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: have a timer here, Yes, it is behind me.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Is somebody guessing?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: So your promo has done.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: It will then be up to your teammate to correctly
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: guess the the character and the movie for a potential
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: of two points.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: So we'll start. We'll start with someone who does no
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: wrestling promos. Matt.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you to do a promo first for
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Ordra to guess. Okay, So I'm gonna hand you Keanu
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Reeves character and movie. Okay, So Matt, you ready? Yes,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: your time starts now.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: You think you can just swallow pill and.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Get get get wise enough to take me on.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so, buddy.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: You think just because you're inside of a dream world
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: that you you're a delimit in a dream world. If
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: you think you can take me on, if you think
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: you're the new person in town, they can take me.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Out of time. That's great. Great, This is gonna be
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: a hard one. I have no idea.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Is this neo from the Matrix?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: From the Matrix.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: It feels like such a raised female experience to say,
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: is that neo from the Matrix?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: That is possibly?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: No?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Great stuff, great Promott, thanks for doing the wrestling voice
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: and everything.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: That's yeah that I couldn't help it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: It couldn't help it if I wanted to.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, Troy, you are going to be cotting a thirty
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: second wrestling promo for j Are you ready on that character?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Don't say the character, don't say the movie.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: You ready? Yeah? Time starts now.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna kill
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: your dog.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: Is that?
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: I think that's all the time. Just because you're good
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: with knives and guns. You think you can hide out
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: in that hotel all day. I'm gonna find you and
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: you're gonna go down, and then then you're gonna get
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: back up, and then I'm gonna shoot you again, and
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: then you're gonna go down. Then I'm gonna steal your
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: car and it's gonna be really bad for everybody.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Hey, good stuff, right on time? Oh excellent? Yeah, I
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: mean is this Jonathan Wick from the Joke?
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: And chapter three and chapter four and the Ballerina all
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: acceptable answers, good stuff?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Back on over to an Audra's Incredible Expedition. Ordra, this
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: time you will be cutting the wrestling promo. All right,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: are you ready? Yes, time starts now.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Listen here, you little ship.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to go pretty fast if you want
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: to get away from me and my fighting capabilities. I'm
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: gonna fight you on this planet and on other planets.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: And that mister egg guy he's also a fucker and
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: he's also involved. And if he's next to you in
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: the next to you in the ring, I'm gonna kick
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: his ass too.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Gotta go fast, we go, all right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm thrown by my I'm thinking it's a space movie.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: But I'm but I'm struggling to think of a space
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: movie with Keanu Reeves in it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: He's only enough few, he's done a few.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I can't think of any. Well, then I know what movie.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: It isn't because of the Gotta Go fast. Gotta Go
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Fast made me think one direction. What I'm just gonna say.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm sure whatever it makes you.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's not speak, I know it's not, but I
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: don't know what it is.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I was a good guess though, because no, you don't
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: get to steal. I'm so sorry this is one of yours.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: When was he in space? I'm gonna be embarrassed.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Let's find out this is He played Shadow the Hedgehog
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: in the Sonic the Hedgehog.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Good god, I almost didn't know that. I almost watched that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I saw that. I saw it on the IMDb list
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I haven't seen any of the
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Sonic movies.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I heard they're funny, but all right, no character movie.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I did do this? Do this situation?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know no other Keanu Reeves characters.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Can I also just say I love Audre the way
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: that you just casually said. He's also a fucker.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Next up, we have Jay cutting a promo for Troy
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: on a on a Keanu Reeves character.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Jay, I'm gonna do my best. Yeah, that's all we need.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: All right, your time starts now. If you think that
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: you can take me on this bogus journey, then you
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: got another thing.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Come in.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna take you on a bogus journey and you're
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: gonna have to face.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: The music with the last ten seconds. Yeah, we're gonna
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: do some area.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Dumbest people on the face of the planet, but also
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: with hearts of Gold because we're the ultimate hymnbos.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's accurate. I forget his accent? Is it thea?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Is his name Theatre? Yeah, we'll go with it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Is yeah, yeah, s Preston or something like that.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, the full name, yeah, yeah, the Theodore Well it
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: was Bill S Preston, Esquire Theater, Yes, Esquire, and then
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Ted Theodore Logan Theater Logan.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually said Ted Theodore Logan. I don't think about it. Well,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Ted was fine. I didn't. I'm so adhd.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: I did not even realize we were guessing characters. So
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: I just want to say, I guess Speed. That the
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: character just just the character of Speed, the concept for Speed.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, what is that character's name? Who knows? And Troy
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: the movie specifically.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Was Bill and Ted's excellent.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Nice because curse J said the other movies, which is
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: very clever.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: That.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: All right, let's do another past, but this time let's
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: make it a little harder. Okay, another wrestling promo, each
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a different character, different Keanu Reef's character Matt for.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Order once more. All right, all right, okay, yep, time
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: starts now.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: All Right, I'm kind of I'm coming after you because
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: you're you're kind of a jerk. You like to play music, right,
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: but you're also.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Like, uh, political activist that thinks that they can change
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: the world by taking down by taking down big corporations.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: In this this this dark.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Future where everybody's body modded and and and you're stuck.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: In my head.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Get out of my head. Get out of my damn head. Nice? Okay,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: as time, great promo, we'll.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Find out if I is it Johnny Silverhand Cyberpunk twenty
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: seventy seven.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, I was like, that's the name of the movie.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Don't remember. It's a video game.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's an awesome video game. WHOA, well, it was
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: awesome when it first got released.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: It was played with some bugs at first, but it's
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: an awesome video game.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: Is it based on a movie.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: No, it's based on a I think it's based on
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: a book or comic books.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I think it's based on a feeling, based on a
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: spiritual journey.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, vibe it is into the future, all right.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Next up, we have Troy for Jay time for another
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: classic wrestling promo from Troy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: put a bomb on a bus and I'm gonna make
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: you not have the bus go under fifty or else.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Everybody's gonna die. And you're a cap but you're not
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: a very good one and nobody likes you. And your
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: name rhymes with rack. Yes, good luck with those wires stuff.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: The ultimate insult, you're a cop. I have zero clue
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: who this is.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I was going to say Johnny Utah because I just
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: have never watched the movie and I don't really know
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: what it's about, so I was assuming that it could
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: be that, But then he said, your name rhymes with rack.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I have no clue. Do you have a clue of
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the movie? Maybe no movie or character. That's okay, Troy,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: do you want to reveal.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: It's the bus movie? Speed? Oh? Okay? Did that from? Uh?
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: From the fact that you said the buzz can't go
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: under fifty miles an hours.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: His name is Jack Travan.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack Travan, which rhymes with definitely said blan Raven
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: was right there and he was a good cop.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he was. I couldn't remember. He was trying. Yeah,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: he was trying to help those people on the bus.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: He was, He actually was.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: That's actually true because he was actually so good and
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: that's why that bomber was targeted him, targeted him because
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: he was so good at foilin his plans. Yeah, so
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: I take that back. You're a great cop.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're a great cop, but not so much
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: of a good team.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: No points that, No, that's true.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, we are back to dra promo from Matt on
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: a keany Reeve's character.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: The time starts now.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Listen here, you little shit. We're gonna fight, and you
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: know what, none of your little animated playthings are going
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: to be able to stop the rage that's coming from me.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick your ass.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I know you may have some royal energy like an earl,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: but definitely not any higher than definitely lower than a
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: king for sure, and an explosion in your name lame.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna kick your ass.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: There we go, nicely done.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: It's Duke Kaboom from Toy Story.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yes excellent.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: I did not remember the character's name until you gave
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: me the hints. And the name is the playoff of
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Duke Nukeom.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Yes excellent. His name rhyme with ke. Yeah, yeah, that
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: would help. This works so well for you.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: There's another round after this where I can use that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, the final promo of this round, and then we're
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: just doing promos for the rest of the round, and
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the final promo, the final promo we're doing, Jay fa Troy.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Are you ready for this? Jay? I think so. Okay,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: your time starts now. Hey, fuck you.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: You didn't even come up with a character name for
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: this when you're just gonna star in as yourself.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: You're in a romantic comedy and I think it's starring
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Ali Wong.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, what what is the other guy's name? Uh?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: What is it? Rhyme with?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: And that's your time, okay. I would love a Wrestless
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: to just be like, what what is your name of
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: rhyme with?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Again?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I'd love for them to do that in the middle
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: of a prologan.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Oh boy, so he's not like the star of this movie.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: He's not. I think he probably had. I've never seen
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: this movie. I have heard Ally Wang talk about it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Do you think of the character name?
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Is his character name Keanu Reeves?
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: There? We gosh?
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Is it like too Long Food with Love? That one?
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: Is that?
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: What was the name of the other guy in that movie?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, Uh, it is he's in Deep,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: He's in.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: He's in the ant Man movies.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Uh huh, No, he's another Asian guy. Name for Paul's
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: name I wanted to or something like that was the
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: increasing rich Asians. I don't Randall Park.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Randall Park, Yeah, in the film.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Oh always be my maybe was the name of the film.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: So no point that, but a point for Keanu Reeves,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: which was very expertly communicated by that point for Reeves himself. Yes, yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I should start a second thing here for excellent can't
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: wait to tell him. We'll keep track of that. Okay,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: that's the end of round one. Let's ask Keanu Reeves
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: agents to calculate the scores. I bet they're really good accounting.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: All right, those scores are Matt and Audra's Incredible Expedition
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: are on six points. My own private Colorado or on
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: five points is pretty close. Is on one point, oh
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: if he catches up.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Up.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Next is round two after this commercial break. Unless you
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• 38:35
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• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Round two is called ke New Choice. It's a Key
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: flavored version of a popular improv game. I'll be asking
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: our teams to improvise some two person scenes based on
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: some Keanu Reeves inspired prompts I have written here. If I,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: as the director of these scenes, would like our players
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: to go in a different direction, I will say new
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Choice and they must offer something new to the scene
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: until I am satisfied, and then they continue on until
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: we've made the perfect scene.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's possible.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: However, Matt's idea with this this deck, you know, bring
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: this These these ideas are quite good. So I think
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: we're going to incorporate like a key New Choice element
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: where listen out if I say Key New Choice instead
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: of new Choice. I would like you to draw one
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: of these cards, and then from that point forward, embody
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: the spirit that's on the card. Change up your character
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: and embody that spirit and we'll see if that's a
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: hat on a hat or not. Okay, so we're going
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: to start with Audro and Matt and your prompt is
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: and accult expert and a demon bump into each other
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: at the grocery store.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: If you just excuse me, I just have to get
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: these I.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Have news New Choice.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Richer Choice.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Ben.
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's me Ben the Demon here at the grocery store,
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: where I possess products New Choice, where I possess shopping
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: carts choice, where I just rain hell down on the prices.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Price counting.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I'm so happy you're engaging in your passions. I know
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: that that was something that's something we used to do
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: together back in the day, and I'm so happy that
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: you're still doing it and you're still involved in torturing
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: the masses.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: I uh really learned a lot from our schemes where
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: you pretended like you were exercising me New Choice, where
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: you pretended like you were exercised me the other kind
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: of exercise.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to that.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you were pretended like you were helping me exercise.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: God, the workout grift was so oh, oh I forgotten
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: about the workout.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: No, they think I'm evil.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: God, those pilates reformers sold like made. I'm drawing a card.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I'm drawing a card. I must embody seeking thrills. God,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: but you know I'm actually I'm doing a new grift. Oh,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: if you want to be involved in it, I know.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: I like trust the way that we work together. And
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: I was looking for someone to help me out skydiving skydiving.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Yeah, we can.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: You know, we can plan the grift while we're while
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: we're skydiving. We don't even have to plan about it
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: ahead of time.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: We could talk about it while we're skydiving, because you
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: could talk while you skydive.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I learned that from Point Break, New Choice.
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: I learned that from Bill and Ted's bogus Journey Choice.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: I learned that from Keanu the movie about Keanu is
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: a Cat. Yeah, that I didn't actually see. I was
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: just really inspired by it. I was like, if Keanu
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: could play a cat, I can do anything. I can
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: talk while I'm skydiving.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I can do any demon.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we'll get we'll go skydiving. And then I'm
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: thinking the real the real thrill of this, I don't know,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: maybe real estate.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: I can't think of anything better. You know, you're you're falling,
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: You're looking at real estate. While you're falling.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: You're like, that's a nice plot of land right there.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like to buy it? Yeah?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: What if we just land there? Claim it is ours?
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we just land there, claim it is ours. You know,
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: we can move ourselves in the air before we open
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: the parachutes by just kind of pointing ourselves in a direction.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I learned that from point break. Okay, that's the same.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I like how the expert and the demon will like
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: friends just from the start, like old friends.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have just to live each other.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: I've learned something.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then yeah, various schemes, real estate, skydiving, Yeah, yeah,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I think love.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: It makes a lot of sense, you know, like kind
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: of the classic trope of you're a ghost hunter, but
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: you also friends with the ghosts that you're hunting.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: In on it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to sell enough tickets to my shows
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: if ghosts don't show up, Okay, if demons aren't there.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: It's true?
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Am I an occult expert? Or am I a liar?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: That's true? Fair enough, I'm going to argue with that.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on over to Troy and Jay. Oh,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: actually should I should probably hand out points for this?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of them.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: That. Yeah, let's scale.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Uldra embodied the spirit of the card. That was great,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: thank you, so definitely a point for that. I believed
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: in the demon so much.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: We'll just go the demon. We'll score this out with
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: five points, say four out of five. You know that works.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I'm happy with that. Yes it is. Yeah, that's some
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: good man.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Don't worry, Matts won't be testing. Yeah. God, Okay, Troy
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: and Jay, are you ready for a scene. Here is
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: your premise hit men who really need the bounty of
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: both chasing the same target.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Dude, what are you doing here? This is this is
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: my target? I thought it was my target. Wait do
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: we get hired for the same job? Not again?
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Seriously, this keeps happening to us every time. And like
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I need to pay rent New Choice. I have a
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: car payment that's due New Choice. I am saving up
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: for a surround sound system.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: Yes, well I have three cats to feed a new choice.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: I have a child to have to get through college.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: Any choice. My car needs a new steering wheel, yeah sure,
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: Oh shit, how did you get here that? I'm my
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: scooter choice in my invisible jet.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: If the car needs a new steering will, why don't
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: you sell the invisible jet?
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: Oh that's genius. Anyways, let's not think about that. How
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: are we going to get this mountain lion?
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: No? I love that choice. Okay, I think we need
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: to work together. Okay, you hide behind that ponderosa pine
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: over there, Choice. I have to embody compliment. Oh I
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: like that. Go out into that big open space over there,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: and you distract him because you're breath taking.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Well, thank you. Okay, I'll go over behind that ponderosa
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: and I'll distract and by dancing New Choice, Yes, bye,
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: break dancing New Choice, by pretending to have a tea party.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Because we know that mountain lions love long. We learned
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: so much they do love you. Yes, good stuff. That
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: was a fantastic compliment.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I was going to seek.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Don't don't be afraid to embody this card throughout the podcast.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, everyone compliment Troy.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I love that so much.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I love that you started as rival hitman and by
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: the end you were working together.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Order mentioned things that we've learned, relationships changing over time,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: and A that's.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Great, So I've got to reward that. So five out
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: of five.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and relationships are something that we learned in our
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: intermediate improv class with Ethan.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, and once again shout out, hope you do. She
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: was fantastic. You guys get to do one more scene
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: each Okay, all right, maybe I'll get a bit more
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: chaotic with the choices and choices okay, or drag Matt.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Your prompt is bus driver and the only passenger on
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: a night bus.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Also where you're headed.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going on my normal route, normal drive every day.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: It's gotta be a it's gotta be a beautiful experience
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: out on the open road choice with all this power underneath. Yeah, oh,
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: it's got to be so exciting.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta tell you, I never get to use
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: this thing full power, full blast. I never.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I never get to unleash my my desires. I never
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I never get to to honk the horn. They just
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: don't let me. I'm not allowed to.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just me here.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: If you want to if you want to honk the horn?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Choice?
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: All right, I got, I got fight Constantine on it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Constantine sucked. Yeah, I said it. Okay, you know what.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: You're right?
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Why why why wouldn't I honk the horn? All these
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: drivers around driving so slow? He pisses me offredible.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: You let him have it? Kan choice, mineus be gentle. Okay, okay,
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: maybe maybe I'll ease up a little, a little this
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: from me.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: You unleash this dreaming in me, and I'm gonna see
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: it through.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: There are other vehicles on the road.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Choice.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: You're going a lot faster than I anticipated. Choice, Could
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: you steer? Could you put your hands off just on
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: the horn, if you're gonna honk the.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Horn, both hands for the horn to push it for I.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Thought honking was a one handed sport.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: But oh, fantastic, incredible, perfectly diametrically opposed cards drawn there.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: That's obviously a five hour of five fail. Loved the honking,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Sorry for that and editing. Fine, it's worth it, all right.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Let's have one final scene, this time from my own
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: private Colorado. Are you ready for your premise? It is
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: a surfer is pissed that the lifeguard didn't come to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: his rescue back there.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: B you didn't come to me when like, I just
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: got caught up in that rip tide out there.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Choice.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I was like in the tube and then it collapsed
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: on top of me.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: There was a fucking shark.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: And like he tried to bite off my leg, and
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I was swimming to the shore for life, and nobody
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: fucking paid attention.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: Dud Well, hey, dude, I just saw some girls running
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: down the beach.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Choice.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: I just saw some sea turtles hatching from eggs heading
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: towards the sea. And it was a beautiful experience. Man,
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: Oh my.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: God, I love the miracle of life. That's so beautiful.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: I wish I had been here to see it, but
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: instead I was swimming away from a fucking shore.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: It was magnificent. And then some seagulls came down and
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: they were trying to get the turtles Choice. And then
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: some people were walking by and they're like, hey, look
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: at the turtles and Choice. Man, some of the some
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: of the turtles, I swear to God, started sprouting wings
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: and flying away.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're on right now, but I
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: want somebody new Choice. I have to embody feel feel feel,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: because like I don't know what you were feeling that moment,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: but I want to feel it too, you know, because
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: like if I was on the beach and I saw
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: some like cute little sea turtles and then they like
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: sprouted wings and flew away, I feel like that would
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: be a very emotional moment for me.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Well, here, try some of these rocks that I've been licking.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: New choice. Here, take a shot of this new choice.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: I don't do drugs. I'm sorry, I don't know now,
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know what drugs are.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Well, if you start, don't start with an EPI pen expensive,
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: it's fair start.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not pleasant.
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: I have to stay humble. I'm just an okay lifeguard.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: So I don't know how to really do this.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Like I wouldn't say okay, I would say bad because
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: you were not doing a job. Uh, but I understand
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: that you were having like a totally crazy trip and
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I respect.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Thanks for keeping me humble. Dude, Yeah, you were definitely
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: humble at because you said it. Yes, said the word humble,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: and jay I.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Felt like you were feeling things. So that's that's an
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: embodying feeling. I'm gonna go four out of five for
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: that one. Okay, fair, that's fair, thank you?
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: What nothing?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: You listen are you little ship?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Okay that is the end of the round. Let's ask
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Neo to hackers the latest scores, Neo. Those scores are
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: mattn Ord's Incredible Expedition or on fifteen points my own
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: private Colorado or on fourteen points and neck anything could happen.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, oh.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're so right. Keanu has one point. Do we
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: think he deserved anything for that last round?
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Sure, still inspired us had our scenes, who's very helpful.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Count by six cards. He got six points, a right round.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Six points.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Also, can I say that the artwork on these cards
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: is incredible?
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: It is great. It's brilliant.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's fantastic. Yeah, it looks just like Keanu.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Also, this Stay Humble card, it's him on a like
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: a subway reading a newspaper. Oh yeah, I think that's
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: one of the that's an actual like from an actual
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: picture of him. And that's what I think think about
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: when I think about Keanu Reeves.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: There's that one, and then there's the hover hands Keanu,
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: and then there's the sad ke They have hover hands,
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: hover hands, and they have sad they have sad ke
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: sitting on the back is the hover hand one.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I love that, the.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: One where he was on a bench looking sad, but
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: he was like, I wasn't really sad. I was just contemplating.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if Keanu Reeves, if it comes out that Keanu
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Reeves is actually a bad guy, I'm gonna be fucking devastated.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: Yes, you're gonna have to delete this podcast. We're all
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: gonna have to take revenge on him.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: It's like a Hoffey Weinstein episode in season one. Yeah,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: as well keep that Tim and Bill Cosby, Yeah, decided
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: to cover them. Yeah the biggest time. Yes, you should.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: You should do a Lost episodes where you just do
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: a bunch of episodes about canceled people.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: JK Rowling episode. And that's that's a good idea. Okay.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Round three next after these smart ads for john Wick
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: five Ballerina, a John Wick story streaming. Now that's what
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: all ads sound like. Round three is called Rotten You
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: say tomatoes, I say tomatoes.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Are we all.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Familiar with the review aggregator website Rotten tomatoes?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Tomatoes so much so sweet? Thank you for translating to mitto.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so, in this game, our players will become
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: movie critics, leaving some not so professional reviews for the
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: films of Keanu Reeves. However, we've got two classic gate
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Leapers twists.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Number one.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Your review must match the tone of the number rolled
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: on this one hundred sided die. So whatever that gives.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: That gives you the percentage of your Rotten Tomatoes review.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: If it's like in the eighties glowing positive, if it's
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: like in the tens bad stinker, if it's average, try
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: and embody average.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: I always do.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: And then you must give your review one word at
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a time, back and forth between teammates. So kind of
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: like complaint or something like that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: So we're complaining back and forth to each other with
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: the like ciscle and eebirding kind of.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, giving a review back and forth one word
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: at a time, Yeah, ciscle and but would have been
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: another good name for.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: You know, I think that might have dated me like
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: many of my other references.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Trode, you want to name an older movie crek.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Okay and look, because we don't have enough moving parts,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: your film will also be decided by spin wheel.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Truly random double props. I don't know what I'm doing.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: You guys can't see it because this is audio podcast,
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: but it's Keanu Reeves themed to the max. Oh yeah,
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: in ways I can't describe, but try But the air
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: was a gun.
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: The spinner itself is his face.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: And there is a there's a rainbow on there as well.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Keanu Reeves is.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: An ally and the arrow, the gun arrow doesn't actually
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: it hovers over the over the the spinner, it doesn't
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: actually touch it, and it has really long hair.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Hair.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: And then all of the options on the spinner are
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: other Keanu faces making different expressions.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it took me a long old time to make.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: For an audio podcast, absolute waste.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Of time. You made it out of metal too.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I will then hand out points for film knowledge. You
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: got a point for that, mentioning the quality of Keanu's
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: performance that gets another point, and for matching the tone
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: of your rotten Tomatow's percentage, So potential three points per review.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: We're going to start with mattin Uldra here is the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: D one hundred.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Doesn't make that sound?
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: I think that's that's it interesting, That's great, right, Okay,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: just so you know, you get a random film and
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: height of your knowledge, just play off the title.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: If you've never seen the film.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we got number five there, which is the
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Matrix revolutions.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Oh was that the second one?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: You get to decide, right, Okay, when you're ready, take
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: it away, one word at a time.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Movie review, Holy shit, this movie kicked ass.
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: I couldn't believe how big the Matrix was.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't even believe how many NEOs did they guild?
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: So many NEOs died in this beautiful production. It really
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: makes you think about the Keanus.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: That had lived. Yeah review, Sellar, great work.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I was definitely feeling from the very first sentence the
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: ninety five percent, Holy shit, that's that's great stuff. I
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: think there was a little more focus on like Neo
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: the character, not necessarily Keanu's performance, which would have been
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: the second points of him there. But you did get
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: the right film. It's the it's the one with all
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: the NEOs happening, sacrifice clones of themselves exactly.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I do not remember that. I did not know that.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know a thing in the movie because I've
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: never watched any of the Matrix.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: I don't remember that movie. So I wouldn't say that
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: you should take that. You should take that with a
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: with a with a flat of salt.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: You, yeah, the.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Whole flat of it. Two about three points though, good stuff,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you, I'll take it. So now we've got my
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: own private call. Thirty five. Okay, that's a rotten that's
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a rotten score. That's not not exactly right, but bordering
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: on middling middling stuff in there for sure. All right,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: let's uh, let's see what number you get here?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: That looks like it? Two? Two? Is even Cowgirls Get
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: the Blues? Wow? Is the name of your movie? Everybody's
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: seen this. Are you ready for your review of Even
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Cowgirls Get the Blues? Thirty? Take it away.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: I did not enjoy the movie because Cowgirls Got the
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Blues was just pretty average in this cowgirl movie. I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: don't recommend this cowgirl film because.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: It's was so depressing because they got.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: The yeah we got there look excellent use of in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: the movie title the only even Cowgirls Get the Blues.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: That is something that I know from zach O Yama
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: randomly saying it on an episode of Fantasy High junior year.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I literally thought.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: It was just something zach O Yama pulled out of
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: I asked, well, here's the.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Thing is that it wasn't even Zach Oyama's bit. It
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: was Ali's bit that they had mentioned on a previous
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: episode of Adventuring Party, and then Zach just inserted it
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: into this episode of Fantasy High and it broke everybody
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: on set.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: My brain is breaking right now listening to all the
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: words that you're saying.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna taken twenty.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I tend to call out the promotions for the other
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: podcasts on this podcast. That is that is fantastic, though
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: in terms of nailing the percentage score, I felt the
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: ship to mediocre between those two. And then also the
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: quality of Keu's performance was mentioned, so it's it's gonna
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: be two out of three points, but very good.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Wait, you're saying we didn't know what the movie was about.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Just let's I'm sure cow Girls did get the Blues.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sure, yeah, advertising, Yeah, exactly right.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna watch it.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we're gonna hear some more movie reviews. We're
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: going to go back on over to Matt and Order's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Incredible Expedition.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 10: Yes six to play their horns.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, what movie are they going to be giving a
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: sixty nine percent rating of we it's four. Yeah, your
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: movie is sweet November.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: November.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: That's the name of your movie, all right, sixty nine
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: percent review of Sweet November.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Here it is.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: I'm boo sorry, torn on this film because it was
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: sexy as hell, but.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: Keanu didn't quite get me sweet November. It had some
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: elements of November. They were bitter sweet at best.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: Sixty nine is all we can accomplished.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, I love I love it when the reviewers referenced the.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Even though that's I don't know how rotten.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest, we're talking about rotten tomatoes.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know how that one works.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, but you definitely mentioned kea news performance. It didn't
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: get me sweet remember it, and you matched that percentage.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: But I can't give you points for film knowledge. That's fair,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: so fair so reasonable, So just all right, we are
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: going to have one more review, this time from my
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: own private Colorado.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: I think that's six, al right.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I think I think sixty is where it's considered certified fresh,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: like it's only just a good movie.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Y's just that's fifty nine is a bad movie.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Sixty isn't all right? There we go, that's the rules.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: I don't make them.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: It's rotten tomatoes. Tomato tomatoes, tomato.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Law, let's see which movie we get here. That's a one.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: A one is The Day the Earth Stood Still?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Is your movie?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: I remember that day.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Sixty percent take it away.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine how people were feeling when the Earth
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: stood still?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: But was great in this movie.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: I personally loved when Kanu stood still with the earth.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Almost oh a lot more.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Ah, the stillness of the earth was believable.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, believability is like just about this pass I at
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: least believed. Yeah, another good review of Keanu's performance. I
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: take it neither of you. I've seen the movie, No,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: just out of interest. If any of these other films
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: had come up Johnny Namonic, yep.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: I know a little bit more about that much as
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: I read about it.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: I know the title only because there was this social
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: media post a while ago on how he Keanu Reeves
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: always plays a character named John or John. Oh.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I watched it recently and it was quite entertaining.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: What about if it had been the SpongeBob movie Sponge
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: on the Run. He was in that, Yeah, he was
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: in that. The Prince of Pennsylvania another state, but they
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: didn't come up two out of three points very good,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: very good movie review. There, all right, that's the end
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: of round three. Let's ask Keanu Reeves himself to calculate
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the scores. Just seems like the kind of guy who
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, those scores are Look, it's still neck
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: and neck. Incredible expedition. You're on nineteen points. On Private Colorado,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: you're on eighteen points. Anything could happen. The quick fire
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: around is crazy. It could all change. But before we
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: get to that, let's talk prizes. This episode, star Prize
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: is the concept of killing every last son of abit
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: you us wronged you. No, not that that's bad advice.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Don't don't do do don't do what movies do. But
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: our winning team will also receive this deck of ke
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Oracle cards that aren't even mine to give away. That's
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: up to Matt. It's fine. Maybe you'll win.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yes, maybe I'll win the deck of cards
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: I buy.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: It's all up.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Next is our crucial quick fire around. But first we
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: must play one final set of ads. Please don't skip
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: the ads, our business manager says, I shouldn't mention that
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: as most people forget you can and skip the atison.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: I just reminded you. I hate that guy. So much.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: I would say Johnnynmonic was maybe maybe a fifty nine
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: nice sacrilege, But I mean I enjoyed it.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I like bad movies.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: I I enjoy a movie that's just bad enough, you know,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: it's gotta be particularly bad. And Johnny Namanic was that
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: kind of bad. And I know I keep talking trash
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: about Constantine, that's because it's good. That's the takeaway from this.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: John Constant Constantine was not was not good bad. It
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: was just dumb bad. Constantine is a character didn't make
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: any sense. He was just like angry.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Demon hunter.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say two points. You did not address Kean's
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: performance good knowledge, but he did not address Keanu's performance
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: within it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: But Constantine I thought he I thought he did. Okay,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: it's just his girt didn't make any sense.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Well, before we get to the quick fire round, do
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: we do? We want to say, if Kean you got
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: any points for that last round? Yeah, just keep things
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: up to date.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: Then how many times do we mention his name?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Probably a lot at least I'm going to say one
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: per film review.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: So four points for Kanu. Yeah, that's points for kan Yeah,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: he might win those cards.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Keanu is only eleven points. He's catching up man. He
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: might catch up in the quick fire around.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: He might.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Well, if he shows up in the time machine, he
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: might be able to true.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: I feel like Keanu. I feel like Keanu would want
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: one of us to win. You feel like he's gonna
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: He's having a fun time with us today. But I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: think it would bring him the most joy if one
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: of us won.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: I agree, And then he would come up to us
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: and say, you're breathtaking.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: He would, He would would, He's such a good guy.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Quick Fire rounds, we'll test your broader pop culture knowledge.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: And it's called dog starter for ten and that's a
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: joke for Audre. Were all familiar with a dog star?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's his band. That's his band. He's in a band.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: He's Canadian, he's in a band. What a cool guy.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: He plays bass? I think even cooler. Yeah, so humble.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: It's a very humble position to be in a band
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: is essentially when you're a movie star.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: Air Base.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Real. But I've seen him play air Base and it
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: makes sounds.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: What does it sound like?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: It sounds like a normal bass. It's his voice. Well,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: that's actually good practice for me because I'm going to
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: be doing a voice throughout in this game, I will
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: give our players clues to an actor who is also
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: a musician. So those clues will be in the style
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: of Keanu Reeves talking fondly about his fellow celebrities to
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: an interviewer. That's, of course a classic gate Leapers twist.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: You each need to answer as a different ke character,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: so once a character has been taken by someone, you
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: need to choose a different one. And hopefully the aim
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: of this is we end up with the psychedelic soundscape
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: of lots of Keanu voices.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Talking to each other.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Sure, uh, you're just unfolding all of the papers from
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: round one.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: We've got yep.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: Just you know.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: The joke is they all sound the same.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Because it's just ke Yes, I have to remember what
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Keanu's voice sounds like because I haven't watched a Keanu
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Reeves movie in so long.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: You'll be You'll pick up from the rest of us.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I guess okay, it is quick fire, so you buzz
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: in by yelling out your team name.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Let's practice that now, Private Private Colorado. Yeah, the whole thing.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: No, you can you could probably say incredible, incredible or
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Expedition Colorado, Private incredible, not nice. Yeah, that's all of it.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Any word that you put in your team name acceptable.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: And I've got to yes it now. So so for example,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: let's do an example here.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: If I said, oh, I'll love this guy, he's so tenacious. Yes,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: try Jack Black. Yes, and that was a kan voice.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Jack Black. Yeah, very good.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: It's just like softer and like gravellying, like totally like
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: if he told you to calm down, you wouldn't piss
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: you off.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: You listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah I should.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: I was doing a Kiano voice where he was excited.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: And that would have been a point. Absolutely, is Jack's
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: impression of Troy. You can interrupt me at any points?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Are we ready? Yes? Question.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: My brain was so focused on this. These are movie
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: these are.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: All, These are performers.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: These are actors who also are musicians, actors who are
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: They do both.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: And we're not just being Keanu. We're being a Keanu character.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: But the characters that has already been taken or or
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: my conflating this.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, technically, but the it's always good to explain
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: a joke. The joke underneath is the old new characters
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: sound the same. So we'll just all be answering as.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Talking like that.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: Stop freaking out right.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Now, we'll remove one of those hats. All right, here's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: the first queen. I love this guy, a little eccentric,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: but has had a Jurassic sized success Wicked.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, Troy.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: Like, uh, is it Chris Pratt?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: It's not. It's not Chris Pratt Colorado? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Jay?
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  Speaker 2: Is it Jonathan Bailey? It's not Jonathan Bailey. You're thinking
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  Speaker 2: too modern in Jurassic he has a wicked sense of humor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff Goldblue Jeff Goldblum, said Jonathan Bailey, because he
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: is also in Wicked.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, he absolutely is? Is he also? Is
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: he also in Independence Day? Jonathan Bailey? Okay, thinks, so
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: don't you know who that is? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I love this guy, perhaps somewhat on the childish side.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Buddy makes up for it by being part of a community.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: This is America because of him. Yeah, and I had
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: Colorado first?
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  Speaker 2: Is it? Donald Glover as? Oh? I love this gal
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: so tweet kind of yes, oldra is this chanel it?
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  Speaker 4: I'm do kaboom from Toy Story four?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Oh? I love this guy.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: I went on a drive with him once, all the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: way to La La Land.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, I love this guy, Ryan Gosling. It is Ryan Guy.
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  Speaker 2: Love him.
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  Speaker 4: This is yeah, and this is Shadow of the Hedgehog.
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  Speaker 4: For so.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't even a different character each. It was just
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  Speaker 3: one that you could stick to the but we removed
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: that hat. That's Oh, I love this guy. Best to
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: catch him on a fridaydra Yes h.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I'm costine. You could tell because because
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  Speaker 2: because I'm the shittiest version of whoa, this is gonna
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  Speaker 2: be ice Cube. It isn't ice cuber stuff. Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I love this gal legend of the game. I
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: believe because she believes. She always says to me, I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: got you, babe. A burlesque dancer. Unsurprisingly, she's fabulous. Yeah, Colorado, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: Jay is it? Christina Aguilera, It's not. But know where
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  Speaker 3: you're coming from with that.
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  Speaker 6: Troy me meo meo. Yeah, I'm kidding. Lovely stuff loves
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  Speaker 6: is it?
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  Speaker 2: That was gonna be my guest.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love this guy. A bit of a vampire
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: only kind of in the it crowd and was originally
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: found in a bit of a dark place.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: Father Matt Matt Berry. It is Matt Berry.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even know who Matt Berry is
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: and has some great jazz albums. Wow, he's a delight.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Oh I love this goal although a lot of murders
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: happened in her building. Yeah, is it Selena Gome? Indeed
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: that was Jack Treing Martina. He'd be like, Oh, I
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  Speaker 3: love this coal. She's in your area. And even though
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: she's a white Lotus.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Why not cold Colorado? Is it Jenny Kim? That's not
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: who I have here?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, Ordre Ordre Loalisa, Yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I love this guy, and I'll give you thirteen
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: reasons why he gives me goosebumps, even though he wallows
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: what I think he was in prison break as a kid.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Are you either know or you don't? Colorado Dilinette, excellent,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: quear rear renderstanding. I can't stand this guy. Oh what
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: can Matt legally say? Uh? He has a joker who
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: has a cult in which he's alleged Matt Nora, Yep, Jared,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: it is Jared.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 11: Let and this is as harsh as I can be.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 11: Not my favorite person. Oh quick, before the buzzer. I
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 11: love this guy. I ought to because he's my bandmate
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 11: and dog star. We're all actually actors together.
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  Speaker 2: Colorado. Yes, Troy.
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  Speaker 6: Is it a Kevin Bacon?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Was Dog Star? Is it? I'm gonna give you it is. Wait,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: I want, I want to answer this for real. Was
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: it Alex Winter? It's not Alex Winter. He's not in Darkstown.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: You needed to be mentioned in this and that's the buzzer.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: I know it was. What it was.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: The guy who's been in hits such as Days of
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Our Lives and CSI in New York, but was a
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: contemporary actor of Keane Reeves when they were breaking into
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: business together, Robert male House.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: Robert never even heard him male I knew him as Bob,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 6: I knew I know him his Post offices.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Bob Post Offices.
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  Speaker 1: All right, before we get to those final scores, i'd
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: like to thank our players.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: You've all been excellent to each other.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: Party On dudes, Hey, speaking of that, I was thinking
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: this morning, which came first Bill and Ted or Wayne's World?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, good question, because.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: It's the same thing. Party On.
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  Speaker 3: I think Bill and Ted. I think Bill and Ted
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  Speaker 3: did because it came out in the first one came
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: out in eighty nine. Yeah, I think I think Wayne's
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: World was like kind of ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: It was just kind of the zeitgeist of the late
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: eighties early nineties, of those.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 6: Kind of in that like yeah too, like yeah, guys
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: like that, so so, Bill and Ted inspired a lot
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 6: of popular culture.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: Revolutionary Absolutely. I like Jay's word himbo that he used
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: to describe. Yes, it should have been my muse.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, before we get to those final scores, Troy, you're
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: a you're a member of the Dead Puppets.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, you write sketches. Yes, I guess. I don't know
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: what I can promote.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: He had the Yeah, it was an audio episode on
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: the Peak Improv the feed. We got some sketches on YouTube.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you said it. I'm guessing by the time this airs,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 6: our our show about superheroes is probably yeah, be spectacular.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, sure it was a mazing show.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: But you can follow the.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: Dead Puppets on Instagram and you can follow the Peak
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  Speaker 4: Improv Theater. Yes, there will be more shows. Yeah, and
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: if you want to join us for writing sketches and
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: putting on sketches, we meet every Sunday. Well it's gonna change.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: We meet regularly, mean regularly, and you'll find out from
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: all there there we go, and Matt, you do FELTI
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: and friends?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, I may or may not be in the
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: cast of Felty and Friends. You'll never know, because if
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: I am, I'm wearing all black covering my face and everything.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and it just about covers everything in that yes.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeahs also known as Puppet Prov second Friday of
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: every month at the Peak Improv Theater. If you like
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: puppets and not one of the people that are creeped
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: out by puppets in general, like many of the people
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: I tell that I'm in a puppet show, then.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Check it out. Yeah, waked out by puppets.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: We love Some people really did not grow up with
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: Susame Street and Ith oh Yes in various ways.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: And Jay just because you're you're young and relevant. Unlike
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: the rest of the people here, I assume you'd like
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: to be followed on your personal socials might be.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: I actually do not get on social media a lot.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: If you want to follow me on like Snapchat or Instagram,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: neither of which I post to you very much. My
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: username for both is at its j underscore Pop. That's
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: at it s J Underscore Pop. But since this episode
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: is going to go out in August, you said I'm
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: going to go ahead and plug the September October round
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: of classes here at the Peak Improv Nice They're going
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: to have Improv one oh one. I'm gonna assume that
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: that's probably going to be taught by Casey uh and
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: then Intermediate taught by either eth Iner Megan, and Advanced
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: also taught by either Ethan or Meghan.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: So yeah, if you're in Colorado Springs, come and check
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: it out. It's how we've learned to play the improv
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: games that we played today.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: So pekanprov dot com. You want to get this good
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: or even better, if better.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Than this, Honestly I encourage you to get better. Yeah.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: I definitely won't be butt hurt if you get better
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: than me. All right.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Links to all of the above in the show notes
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: in the description of this podcast check everything out, and
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: a huge thank you to Ash and Adam, just In Dodberg,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Aaron Randolph, Derek and Taylor, and Kristin Farley for their
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: continued support at the highest tier over at Patreon dot
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  Speaker 1: com Forward slash gateleepers, you are our executive producers. Thank
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: you for supporting us, and they're not much more financially
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: successful John Wick franchise that you could have invested in
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: instead all right, let's get to those final scores. Okay,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: it was a tense quick fire around back and forth.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Great from both teams. But the final scores of US,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Matt and Ordra's Incredible Expedition finish on twenty six points.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Respect him.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, very my own private Colorado finish on twenty three points.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: So today's winners and he gets his deck of cards.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: It's incredible expedition.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'd like to donate these cards to Keanu because
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: without him, this podcast wouldn't have been possible.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: That's true, it wouldn't have made any sense at all.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't have a podcast made possible by Keanu Reeves.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: If you're listening, hit us at yes, do you want
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: to give him any points for making it possible?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: How many points would it be for him to beat us?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well he's currently only eleven.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: You got twenty six, so he'd need fifteen to tie sixteen.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's give him.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: Let's give him sixteen of our points, sixteen point fifteen
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: or sixte you're giving your own points, yeah.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: So we will winnesh Yeah, wins Keanu.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: We're gonna find out your po box.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: We're gonna send you this deck of this oracle, deck
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: of yourself, and please do not serve as a restraining artic.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Because of that, we have been gate leapers. Thank you
• 1:24:09
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• 1:24:34
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• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: with the Bard. But until then, I leave you with
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: this quote from Keanu Reeves that very much applies to
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: this very podcast. I mean, if you didn't get it,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: or if you didn't feel you enjoyed it, sometimes that
• 1:24:48
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• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Goodbye, Good