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I Was Playing With Dolls: Ghost in the Shell Review & Life Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I tried to do something nice for Hannah I'm laughing already she thinks it was a
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stupid gift and I should talk to you guys about it okay let's hear it okay so
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I was in the shops uhhuh and I saw something I went this is perfect for
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Hannah y it was a Barbie that you could take in the bath with you right
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okay do you have a bath waterproof have aath Barbie doll are there Barbie dolls
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that aren't yeah waterproof I think yeah genuinely you shouldn't be taking them
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because I think they get water in their legs and torso and stuff not the best
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maybe that's kind of but I just thought it's like a silly gift I'll pick that up
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for her to be funny and she just she read into it didn't she look yeah yeah
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yeah welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy does she have an interest in Barbi
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Barbies no can't imagine so Matt can't imagine so I might even go as far as saying she
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might be morally opposed to them if
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anything at at best no opinion you did like this the Bia did get her a little
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bit saying well they're trying to make her more like average more normal cuz
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normal girls can go in the bath yes yeah they can you don't have to have perfect
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proportions to go in the bath but it helps no you can't you don't I I've been
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in a bath myself yeah so that proves that well Matt you are pretty perfect
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thanks Luke but he's not a girl oh whoa
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whoa don't assume [ __ ] throw your gender binaries around at me so I was
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going to bring it I was going to take a photo and send it to you I'll send you a
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photo later okay she hasn't even taken it out of the box it's really hurtful
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well maybe she's not taking it out of the box because she feels it's going to
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be a collector's item yeah well the uh it it's not it was on sale for like four
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bucks the box is going to integrate soon as she gets in the
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water you should know you should let her know that for starters I'm not sure what
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made it click for you what when you looked at it and what was it that made
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you think Hammer she likes baths okay fair enough
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my actual thinking was we've got the new kitten at the moment that likes to jump
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up on the side of the bath so I'm thinking in the bath playing with the
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Barbie doll and the kitten together like a big monster movie
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yeah evidently not so you imagine you you walking walking through a store you
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saw that and you imagined Hannah in the bath playing with a Barbie doll and a
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kitten and you went [ __ ]
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yeah I went for four bucks yes four bucks four bucks it was like are you
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sure it's Barbie doll brand doll it's a Barbie brand doll look I'll be honest
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Bar's not doing well these days no apparently not have they done something
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about Barbie proportions like is she like different now I I don't pay
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attention to Barbie much but I know that I'm Googling they complain about that or
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they have complained about it in the past I think they have made her a little
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bit more believable I don't think the waste is quite as yeah I'm looking at it
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now I wouldn't say I wouldn't say average by any stretch of the
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imagination but not what she used to be no but it used to be ridiculous right
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but not even ridiculous like Perfection just ridiculous
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like abstract proportions like ma attacks exactly right yeah I love Maz
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attacks I do admit I kind of bought a doll today for myself uh did you one way
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or another yeah cuz I uh I mean I said I was going to and I I did I bought the
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krennic bobblehead oh nice to sit on my desk at work because I just I like
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knowing I've got a Ben melon figurine you know if you want to feel better you
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call it a collectible collectible sure yeah yes look it's a toy a doll did you
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guys remember when you were a kid and obviously you guys loved action figures
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as much as I did right yeah did you guys used to toxy Crusader one man I've got M
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next to me did you say in the Box in a box I I trust me I get toys they come
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straight out of the packet I'm I don't get this whole you got play with them I
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mean it's like if somebody's like a Avid collector I can imagine them like
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gestating a child and then never giving birth to to it you know what I mean yeah
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just having a fully grown man inside your uterus because you don't want to
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take it out of the packaging and then trying to sell it I really despise a lot
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of collectors these days really despise
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them and Luke doesn't just dislike things he [ __ ] despises them that's
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like I want to get the Superstar Destroyer Lego playet mhm mhm mhm Lego
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don't make it anymore and to buy it online you're looking at $2,000
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it was 300 when it came out you think it you think it should be just 300 bucks
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that's the price well no what I really think it's Lego should just let me buy
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it directly from them can you not go and get a get the you know you can probably
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get the manual online right and then get all manual downloadable just order the
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bits that you need off the Lego website you can do that I don't think you can
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though there's probably custom bits there always is yeah but Lego need to
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have that where you can just punch in like the one you want and they'll just
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send it to you in a n descript well they don't do that for whole kids but you can
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buy individual pieces like it's a sex toy
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yeah I appreciate if you sent this in an I like it that in Luke's plan for this
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he's already saving them cash on packaging do you know what I mean like
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that's how far his plan for this has gone it's a great idea they would make
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money they would stop people missing out and stuff you can go on there and order
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a bunch of like pieces individual like not individual like say I want 10 of
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these 20 of these whatever so yeah but like the Superstar destroy is like 3 and
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half th000 pieces or something crazy you don't want to have to type in each one I
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went to the LEGO store when I was in Sweden that was [ __ ] great actually I
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I don't know they might actually do what I'm thinking because I've never actually
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been to their website oh okay we got a Lego store here in Providence it's not
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that big but it's uh it's pretty cool Providence is not that big so what do
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you expect yeah it's proportional I suppose yeah actually The Lego Story I
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went in with was in Denmark and Lego is from Denmark but it wasn't like like in
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some like Cobblestone alley with like old men making the Lego or anything
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that's think yeah from Harry Potter actually to to be fair it is kind of
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like that it is kind of like that yeah oh per I was going to say though when I
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was a kid anytime an adult referred to one of my action figures as a doll I
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kind of died a little bit inside yeah you know not that there's anything wrong
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with dolls but just just people misunderstand you know yeah Cobra
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Commander he not a doll I'm sorry but he
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he was Cobra Commander Luke he's a doll I came to accept this very early on I
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was playing with dolls that's that's the the name of Luke's
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autobiography was playing with I was playing with dolls the Luke alers
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story I still do to this day you have a lot of Star Wars dolls I bet Luke not
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many of the new ones I got lot of the old original ones you know what's funny
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Luke do you remember going to and Matt you might remember this too sherff mini
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cars oh yeah of course yes okay so for the listeners who didn't grow up in the
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exact neighborhood that we did there was a collector's store called Sheriff's
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mini cars that I gu [ __ ] Stormtrooper costume yeah that's right it it was OB
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it was a car shop miniature cars I never once looked in the car section which was
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94% of the store but they had Stormtrooper costume in there tiny
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little section in the back dedicated almost exclusively to Star
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Wars this in the ' 80s and early 90s yeah and everything in that store was
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too expensive for me to buy like yeah I I I bought maybe two things there ever
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but I was thinking that's why that place went out of business yeah well exactly
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right but the Star Wars figures that they had there in the original packaging
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the original figures in the original packaging were prohibitively expensive I
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wanted them and I knew I could never buy them and it occurred to me recently I I
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can't remember the dollar figure that was on them back then but I bet it would
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have been worth buying them then did we take inflated price did we
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take you to D I don't think we did I know Luke you've been there the Toy
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Vault uh which is right near me uh in Warick Mall you know no I don't think so
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uh you'll have to come back over at some point you remember the Toy Vault Luke
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the one near the carousel in the mall I do yeah they got uh they got all Star
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Wars figures and all the other figures I have one figure that's probably worth I
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think it's probably about $500 which one's that uh Yak
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face of course going to hold the yak face yeah everyone's favorite is he one
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of the Cantina people yes I
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actually he's like he is someone that is probably in the back of a scene for like
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3 seconds but I think he's in the I'm Googling
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Yak yakface.com serving Star Wars collectors worldwide oh oh yeah this
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jeez you've got you've got that figure yeah I've got that figure wow and in
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very good condition as well like do you know remember Tim insanely valuable
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according to the internet yeah do you know remember Tim from unpaid debt yes
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yeah yeah yeah um he gave it to me what what a fool he actually knew how much it
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was but knew because I'm a huge Star Wars fan he went like here you will look
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after this and I went yes I will and I still have it well I retracted my full
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statement and guy it's not in the packaging is it no no no but it's still
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worth about 500 500 out of the packet
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okay let me yakface in original
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packaging face well they they were up all night thinking about that and I remember
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people used to say oh George's got a story for all the characters and and a
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yeah and then like an idea that's Yak face cuz he looks like a y there's one here for
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945 H oh no there's one here for
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999 jeez yeah I mean they vary but [ __ ] me that's not even that's not even in
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the pack Luke I think $500 is a [ __ ] steal man I'm not going to sell it I'm just saying
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you've undervalued it even to yourself oh mate there's a there's one
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out of the I'm looking at one out of the packet right now for
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483 so that's at least double oh wow what you just thought [ __ ] man yeah what
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are you going to do with it can I just say this is the shittest action figure I've ever
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seen where where have you got it stored doesn't even box with a bunch of others
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no no he he sits on my desk oh okay well Ben menson if you're listening you're uh
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you're going to take have place on my desk from now on yeah I got a kic he's
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left of mym behind me above the television and uh actually don't have
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anything on my work desk at the moment I need to do that need to get some stuff
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I've gone minimalist I've just got the uh I've got the 1960s era Batmobile oh
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cool yeah and that's all just so people know what I'm about you know now I'll
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have that and Ben mson I bought at teron because the Toy Vault that I just
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mentioned had a booth there they have a booth at all the conventions but uh I
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hadn't seen these before they've got uh their Witcher figures which and they're
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like I guess 30 cm tall and uh I got
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Siri and geralt oh that's definitely a doll how much was that uh they're on
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sale for 25 each at the convention oh not bad okay cuz I'm just seeing I've
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never heard of them before so I was expecting like a little bit more
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expensive because no they're cool they uh so I got Siri and geralt and then I
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noticed when I was in in the store The Toy Vault store recently they've got uh
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Tris yennefer and aridan as well so I'm going to have to get the rest of them
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and then you'll act out little scenes with them yeah you know which scenes I'm
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acting out with those little scenes the fighting scenes yeah obviously and then
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I'm going to reenact the music from uh from The
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Witcher I need to play that again well actually I need to finish it and then
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play it again cuz I have the two copies of it it is the best game ever you even
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played it have you Dan no I only played the second one not the third it's so the
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third one is so good like I really enjoyed the second one as you know but I
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get that it's less accessible but the third one is so good like it's the best
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game yeah I really should it is a very good game but it's one of those games
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that you need to put aside a lot of hours like more hours than what Mass
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Effect the drer will take yeah yeah man I have a feeling that one's going to be
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taking a while oh you did I'm never going to finish my I've saved the
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Galaxy well good on you oh spoiler sorry don't wor you didn't know that you
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gonna save the Galaxy at the end I don't think you can spoil a Mass Effect game
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unless they've done something wrong because if you recall my Mass Effect 3
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playthrough contained a lot more deaths than anyone
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else's yeah not and not more deaths than my Mass Effect 2 first playthrough yeah
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everybody died yeah that's right that was Mass Effect 3 and I was like
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remember we're talking about man how how awful is it when T commits suicide and
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everyone was like what what yeah [ __ ] committed suicide yeah yeah
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everyone that's how you play yep everyone survived to me except
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the salarian yeah when he was sacrificing himself to
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let the genase cure go out it's very difficult to not have have M than die I
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think but I I believe there's a way to do it but it's very difficult and I
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think you actually have to shoot him in the back Jesus like to stop him I me
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that's kind of my thing so yeah it really is yeah so I finished Mass Effect
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and Dr up nice one okay I I enjoyed it I heard the main story line isn't actually
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that long so if I wanted to just kind of blast through it I could probably could
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is that true yeah you really can but okay yeah I know I'm I'm one of those
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people that I try to finish every single side quest before I have to do main
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story to continue on same that's what I did in my second place through of Skyrim
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which I've now paused to uh have a look at Mass Effect I think I've played for
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longer than I played the first time and I still haven't gotten to the main
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quest I always do that too but I never finish a game for that reason I'm always
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like I'll just do like uh I started playing Witcher again because I wanted
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to play through the expansions and I started playing uh hearts of stone which
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is Amazing by the way uh it's even better than the the the main quest for
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the just The Witcher 3 m uh but then get I start doing these side quests again
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and then like hours later I was like wait a minute I wasn't going to do this
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I was just going to play through the [ __ ] story it get
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you I know in Skyrim it's hard
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because there are a lot of side quests I don't think you just I'm going to say
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more than The Witcher has anybody ever finished Skyrim like everything yes yes
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someone would have the first time I played it I was
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definitely looking for extra things to do at one stage once I had played
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through the main quest W and quite a lot of side quests but to be honest this
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time I found things that I didn't find before um and obviously I've got all the
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DLC now so I'm doing missions that didn't exist last time I played it build
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myself a house I didn't do last time oh yeah half St yeah I've never built the
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house I need to do that oh it's great I love my house so much what's the I
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forget it whatever the DLC for that was I did that a little bit they frustrated
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me a bit that you have to go and like buy or collect the materials though
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which I mean makes sense but also it was like H can't be bothered oh it really
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didn't take me long you can make a deal with a um with a woman who works at a
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lumber yard to get free lumber I bet you can yeah you can no she's uh she doesn't
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have a man around the house so um you can offer instead of paying her for
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lumber and having and waiting while she cuts it you can just go and cut it
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yourself and take as much as you
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want I'm not sure how that even benefits her yeah there must be more to than that
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but I'm forgetting cuz she's like she's like well it means I don't have to do it
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so good deal and you're like uh yep all right yeah yeah that's right
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moreon mhm do you uh did you see the Scorpio details announc this week while
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while we're talking about games oh man looks pretty good man it's going to play
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all the same games uh and like as in 360 backwards compatible games as well
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everything's going to play the same except it's all going to be in
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4k and uh and games that can Will have
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upgraded textures and Graphics uh to suit so for example uh I believe based
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on some tweets this week uh one of those games is probably the Witcher 3 yeah
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interesting uh it'll it's going to look even better it's already a good looking game
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it's already one of the the best looking games and it's going to be even better
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like so I think it's equivalent to like you know if you have a PC and then
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you get a new video card you can bump it up to high ultra high detail it's
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basically the same kind of thing and they're going to make the higher
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textures available that's exciting like I was already getting one now I'm just
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even more excited for it except the one thing that made me nervous about this
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announcement they didn't talk anything about price yeah I think on Reddit
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everyone was saying they think it's going to be about 500 us which is fine
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like I was like okay that's before tax well not if I drive to New Hampshire
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it's not you don't pay tax in New Hampshire no what what how does that
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work all every state has has different tax and then some of them have no tax
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where's old Hampshire cuz their moniker is Live Free or Die like [ __ ] off
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government no tax so how did they pay for roads uh I mean you pay other taxes
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it's just you don't pay sales tax but people often drive to New Hampshire
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to buy electronics and then uh I think like booze and some other stuff too you
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can go the other states don't have laws that you can't bringing things back in
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no how would they know well for example um there's no taxes on certain items in
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Malaysia right but when you come back through customs oh it's a different
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country yeah okay I've answer my own question maybe maybe it is not supposed
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to be not allowed but I just know that people do it like if you're going to buy
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a TV for example drive up to New Hampshire it's probably something that
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they can't do anything to stop it's sort of frowned upon but what can you do
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about it other states uh including Rhode Island I believe have taxfree days where
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there's no sales tax for for like a day wow and then you go that's when people
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go make make big purchases uh this country's interesting but yeah each
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state has completely different taxes uh like I I live in Rhode Island so I pay a
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certain amount of income tax uh and property tax and all that kind of and
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and tax on a car uh one of the other guys at work lives in Massachusetts so
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he has to pay completely different tax uh on his income and stuff the one thing
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I just really found annoying when shopping over there was walking up
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seeing something that's $1 19999 walking up handing him a $20 note and they go
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where's the rest oh I do it all the time yeah I I just forget 1999 and then it's
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like that'll be 22 something I'm like what oh okay forgot about that gets me
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every time just tell me how much money you need I need to give you we get sushi
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for lunch on Thursday generally and it's it's $9.99 for the sushi lunch and I keep
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giving him a $10 note and then the other day I realized I'm not giving you enough
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money buddy like one of the guys at work well he's just been too too polite
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to say anything this whole time yeah exactly exactly and he's thinking this C short
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changing me all the time yeah 10 weeks in I owe him a whole lunch actually
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being American he's probably not thinking you [ __ ] is he no no that's
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more of an Australian thing isn't it uh no I mean they have that word and he
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might be thinking it but you just wouldn't say it yeah but except they do
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because they know that I'm around and they think it's funny and it is funny
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yeah it is it's a great word I very rarely swear though I'm not going to
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comment on why this shocked me the first time but like a liquor store you know
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liquor stores here I I thought they were called liquor stores we call them bottos
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in Australia it's package store and everyone just calls them packies what
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and uh the first time someone said it I did a double take yeah sounds like a
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racial to me yeah wow it's not that's what they call a package store it's yeah
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and I was like a package store you just say so if somebody hated bottos and was
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like a there too many [ __ ] pis in this country that's right language it's a funny
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thing did you guys uh hear about shy AB
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Buff's latest film I did um I only heard that it's not doing too well it made
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$870 at the box office yeah he some
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crazy stuff listen to the
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sh sh and and that's from the sale of a
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single ticket it it only screened at one theater true so but yeah but I've had
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films that have screened at one theater that sold more tickets than that yeah
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and this is shy buff and it means that
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one person went without anyone
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yeah I yeah that's exactly my point I want to know if that one ticket was
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bought by shy above look I'll say this I watched the trailer I'll watch this
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movie this this looks like a good movie I watched the trailer and went this
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movie is not for me yeah well fair enough they're not going to get your
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$870 actually didn't even know there he made a movie until a found out he only
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sold one ticket did he direct this no I think he just stars in it oh okay you
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know what maybe that's not true maybe he does direct it well I don't know I don't
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know but I mean it's still a bit weird like I mean
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he's not he's not a no-name actor he's not uh known for like you know bad films
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or anything like that he's no what what he's known for bad films now I don't
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think he's known for bad films I think he's known for doing weird four
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Transformers is not bad went on to do weird [ __ ] Transformers is not a bad
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film it's a terrible film the first one come on mate yes come on no fine
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terrible movie and then they went on to make more terrible movies I know man
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dark side of the moon was pretty entertaining I don't know any of you
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anymore and he did like he did an infam Maniac which I've not seen but I
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mean I watched it I watched it it's not directed by Sha it's directed by Doo
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Monti who uh you might know Luke I'm assuming empire state is one of your
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favorite films because it stars never seen it your favorite actor Dwayne The
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Rock Johnson The Rock uhhuh oh yeah no I haven't seen it I might have to yeah
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should is about some kind of disaster in the Empire State Building Probably
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sounds like it I mean the cover is the rock with a gun looking serious that's
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every movie that he's in yeah An American Crime drama film based on a
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true story sent around two childhood friends who rob an armored car
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depository okay an NYPD officer who stands in their way wow mhm just drive
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around him it's fine yeah yeah you're in the Armored Cars guys come
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on I don't think I'll see that well does that mean sh's I mean it's not
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even out here right or is it just look H to be fair this was uh day and date
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Cinema and downloadable yeah okay so you
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could download it Buy on DVD or Blu-ray do they still sell DVD or are you just
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generalizing no no there are still DVDs out there yeah I'm pretty sure they do
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for the moment I uh I couldn't find a place that sells Blu-rays here not even
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DVDs Blu-rays right because I decided that now that Rogue one's out [ __ ] it
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I'll get it on Blu-ray for the simple reason that I have the others on Blu-ray
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right oh yeah okay yeah okay so that's yeah couldn't find one huh it's just not
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a thing here like tangible media is just not a thing here yeah I just went with
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digital well so did I but I own it I
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realiz my um my Xbox will not play media from this country oh haven't you
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switched it over yet what do you mean no it'll play games fine it just won't play
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yeah but just switch it over Tod America it doesn't doesn't help with the the DVD
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player wait I didn't think D DVDs right but not Blu-rays right Blu-rays aren't
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region coded yeah they are aren't they the Xbox is a region it's not locked to
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a region games aren't you shouldn't have movies still are they don't they don't
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have a choice I don't think they did that with Blu-ray oh they must they must
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yeah I'm sure they do Blu-ray regions cuz I'm pretty sure I tried to play one
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uh yeah they have region codes they do region a region B and Region C have have
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you tried changing your country settings yeah yeah oh it's all set to America now
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CU there was no no point not doing that but yeah it doesn't matter the the the
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the drive itself is locked that's how they do it bastards just have to get
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another either get a new Blu-ray player if I want to buy Blu-rays here which
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actually I haven't bought one here I just tried to play one it's actually a
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DVD I tried to play from here that made me realize but whatever digital Mate
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digital yeah just digital you don't need to worry about it it's still digital
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sorry but it's still digital yeah yep yep sorry you do have a St um speaking
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of digital stuff that I wouldn't mind consuming I don't know what I don't know
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what you think I'm going here let's let's see um but we do we do have a
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jingle Matt in fact it's one of my favorite Jingles you've ever done right
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it's a rare one that we almost never get to use but this week we have some Nick
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Cave news all right now technically the
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jingle is for Nick Cage news in the style of Nick Cave
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however it's still appropriate well Nick Cage walked into the room and he asked
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of his manager is there any Nick cage news Nick Cage's manager turned to Nick
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Cage and said of course there's Nick Cage news Nick Cage is the biggest movie star
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in the whole wide world and things are only going to get
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bigger now take a look at this script right here about a man of
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w so good so incredible happy you played the whole
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thing that too cly not the longest jingle that I've accidentally made like
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that [ __ ] X one I made for you that as soon as I started to play it on on
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the podcast I was like this is way too long you [ __ ] what are you doing yeah
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it's like two minutes long how did I not notice Star Wars news goes for quite a
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while if you play the whole thing too yeah see that's what I mean I have I
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have a problem where I'm just like it's not a problem you just get too into it
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no I love everything go with it yeah I agree I agree with Luke look the Nick
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Cage news this week is that uh there's a new VR
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yes no no no no still Nick Cage movies but different movies than what they
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picked I would get rid of Wild at Heart and have vampires kiss yeah sure so the
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movies that play are Luke do you want to take us through adaptation uh the Wicker
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man face off MH and Wild at Heart now I would have liked to have seen maybe yeah
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as I said vampires kiss I agree with that and I would have I would have said
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adaptation is too good a film to include in this list so I would have maybe taken
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that out and put Conair in not better face off obviously no
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obviously it's not better than face off love that they took his face
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off I could eat a peach for
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hours it's an amazing movie oh man Jesus Christ oh I'm cast to Troy oh I'm cast
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to try that's one of the first DVDs I bought you actually have to flip it over
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halfway through to watch the other half of the film hey Matt it's what I always
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do um Matt I actually watched your copy of of that I think that's how I saw it
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is at your house yes watching face off of your DVD great documentary but you
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actually are in a cage like you watch these through bars it's not even you
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don't even have a good view of anything this is a a weird but cool thing I I
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can't wait to get get VR so I can do this yeah hopefully this will be out on the
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Scorpio I'm just watching the gifts now and I'm like sad that I'm not hearing the audio
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exactly and I do want to know whether you hear everything at once or whether
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it pans as you go well uh often now the
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VR experiences have like locational sound so maybe if you turn your head
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it'll uh it'll change yeah I pitched a 360 video to a client that was going to
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was going to try to experiment with directional sound cool would have been
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[ __ ] awesome they couldn't afford it they couldn't afford to do it bastards
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yeah is Luke just watching Nick Cage now I am yeah I can't stop I have to I'm I'm
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going away from the page just away from it now just looking
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at car Fisher now o you young or old old okay but as I've already said I when she
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was still alive I still would have gone there well do you want to talk about her
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for a bit then uh she's going to be back in two more Star Wars films now yeah
31:58
well they they'd already said that she was definitely going to be back for the
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Last Jedi because well she filmed all of that but she's actually going to be back
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for nine as well mhm yeah they uh I when I first saw that they were bringing her
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back I was like God they [ __ ] said they weren't going to because what they
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actually said was they're not going to make a CGI version of her yeah and
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apparently apparently they're not no apparently they've got enough footage
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that they can just splice her in yeah but like now I don't know whether that
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means they filmed scenes and just going to include scenes that were meant for
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the last one like that they did with Godfather 2 in the flashback scenes they
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had clips that they' shot for Godfather one and not used right oh yeah or
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whether they plan to like Roto her out of certain scenes and do like lip
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remapping and stuff well that would mean uh that mean including CGI which they
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said they weren't going to do so I'm going to call I'm messing well yeah but
32:50
yeah everything in a film is computer generated imagery these days no I know
32:54
I'm just yeah so yeah Todd Fisher and Billy Lord oh yeah gave the sign off for it oh okay
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thanks Billy oh cool Billy's nice I like Billy Todd I don't know him that well no
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I don't know we might get to be on better terms later but we'll wait and
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see but Billy was actually in the force awakens yeah that's right oh [ __ ]
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family was well it's a family movie yeah it's like a home movie Family movie yeah
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yeah it's called meet the Fishers a wrong Kong I would have watched the do I
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would have watched the reality television show the fishes oh did did
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you see the bad lip reading uh Force awakens video where Mark Hamill does the
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voice of uh Han Solo I read about it but I didn't I didn't watch it I it's really
33:37
it's really I love hate relationship with those things oh yeah yeah some of
33:42
them some of them suck some of them are good this one was good A lot of them
33:44
they're just saying random words and I'm that's not funny like I like if they try
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and play out a scene or something yeah I'm with you Luke I have trouble getting
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on board I like it yeah I know you I'm more an honest Trail fan if it's just
33:56
completely random then it's yeah but if it if it fits then it's pretty good this
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one I thought was very good M they made me laugh so it did fit then yeah cuz I
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again haven't seen it either yeah I think so yeah it wasn't just I know what
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you mean it wasn't just word salad it was like yeah like they were having a
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conversation about stuff speaking of salad and this is totally random so I
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apologize for the rat hole right no go on somebody shared on Facebook a video
34:24
this that I saw this week with the caption uh watch this will really creep
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you out it was Salad Fingers oh yeah what's Salad Fingers he likes Rusty
34:33
Spoons it's still being [ __ ] shared Matt like how old is Salad Fingers now I
34:39
mean at least 10 years maybe why am I so bad more than 10 years I watched Salad
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Fingers when I was I'm sure it was like it'd be like early 15 16 years old right
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2004 this is July 2004 right we weren't as young as you think but even so luk do
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you know salad fingers no okay do yourself favor bookmark that go through
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it watch all of them yeah the red water comes yeah definitely watch the
35:09
Milkman in fact when you watch the Milkman it'll suddenly make sense of a
35:13
whole bunch of weird stuff Dave would randomly say that you probably didn't
35:16
get until you do that's right that's right like I would like some milk from
35:21
the milkman's wife's tits yes yes that yeah not like that
35:28
what the hell am I [Laughter]
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watching what's the name of the uh David F the woman with three names the other
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one um I keep thinking Meredith baxer Bernie but that's the mom from there's
35:44
Hubert cumberdale yeah Hubert cumberdale marjerie Stewart Baxter marjerie Stewart
35:48
Baxter that's it and Jeremy Fisher martyy Stewart Baxter oh it is
35:55
creepy but it's just see I haven't watched it in 10 years and I still know it I
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know that was the Golden Era of the internet if you ask me oh yeah totally
36:05
like there was some [ __ ] but not enough people knew how to do the internet for
36:11
there to be that much [ __ ] I have to turn this off yeah it's probably going
36:15
to disturb you I don't know what I just watched yeah I think Luke's too fragile
36:19
for Salad Fingers maybe it's yeah better if he was asking for a spoon and then
36:23
there was a scream and then he was touching a rusty kettle cuz he likes it
36:27
when the red water comes I don't want to watch anymore let's talk about something
36:32
fun all right cool uh I watched a movie this week I said I was going to watch it
36:36
last week uh and I did watch it I went and saw life okay David anonb um BBC
36:42
documentary yeah that's the one no this is a this is a horror well science
36:49
fictionthriller slh horror film set on the International Space Station uh and
36:54
it was [ __ ] really good iing I recommend it yeah go see it I will yeah
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it's like uh a bit like alien and gravity got smooshed together well I
37:05
love Alien and I tolerated gravity so I didn't like gravity very much but uh
37:10
this made it good yeah cuz there was an alien and make everything better don't
37:16
watch any trailers or anything CU I may have already said too much not really
37:21
cuz it's that's just the basic premises they're up on the International
37:26
Space Station it's set in like the future uh like the near future mhm I think and
37:31
they've got uh next week or no a couple years maybe I don't know if they say the
37:35
year but there's like a a a soil sample coming back from Mars on like a unmanned
37:41
probe and uh the crew of the ISS has to get it and examine it and they find some
37:47
stuff well that sounds [ __ ] great got Ryan Reynolds and Jake gyllen Hall as
37:52
gay astronauts I might go see it this week well that would be a spoiler then
37:58
all right I'll uh I'll just have to find out for myself I'm not going to go see
38:01
it this week why not Luke the only showing that they have each day is at
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quter to 5 yeah they probably play it in Italy Luke I might be seeing it there I
38:11
don't go there anymore you don't what just as a rule my computer is my
38:15
computer is still a virgin oh man mine isn't although I did
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just buy a laptop today for the reason
38:25
to go to Italy so right yep is that I want to keep this computer all nice and
38:30
pure and the other one's just going to be a [ __ ] is that cuz you don't know how
38:33
to how to not get infected by things is that what you're worried about oh I'm
38:38
going to get infected no I mean on the on the the laptop not on the the desktop
38:44
oh you because you're on Windows I guess because this computer's so good and it's
38:46
going to run games so well I want that to sort of stay as good as possible for
38:50
as long as possible whereas the laptop I don't care if it goes a bit slower yeah
38:55
you don't care if it gets viruses and stains on it and no yeah no I just want
39:02
as long as this computer can play games quickly I'm happy quickly like right now
39:08
yes on demand well I saw a film today actually
39:15
that you may be interested in hearing about yeah I'm interested in seeing it I
39:19
might go this way maybe that film is Ghost in the Shell I haven't heard great
39:25
things about that yeah I haven't either uh but let's do you do you want my
39:29
opinion or should I wait until we've all seen it no opinion give your opinion cuz
39:34
I might not go in which case it'll be too late n Go uh I really liked it okay
39:39
that's my short review I really liked it really enjoyed it there are some things
39:43
that let it down for sure uh let it down quite a lot actually so right it uh it's
39:50
a movie that is quite good could have been better but uh could have been worse
39:55
I had fun what I've heard it's sort of like it's its own movie but then it's
39:59
also remake in a movie and it's also got some of the show in it it's sort of a
40:03
bit of a mix bag yeah look it's been years since I've seen the original Ghost
40:09
in the Shell and I've only seen the first film I haven't seen any of the
40:13
spin-offs so it's it's hard for me to say what was original and what was not
40:17
other than that they recreated some shots exactly uh that I recognized um I
40:23
won't get into detail about what I didn't like about it until we've all
40:27
seen it so we can check then but we'll discuss it next week no matter what yeah
40:33
that's right I'll definitely try I give you guys one week yeah I think that's
40:38
fair for movies two weeks is plenty of time if you wanted to go see it you
40:42
would have made time to go see it in that time sure yeah fair enough I'm not
40:45
going to go see it well just pretend that you did okay just watch the anime
40:50
watch the original yeah exactly and then just just pretend like you don't
40:54
understand that that's not the right one y yeah and then just download the anime
40:59
watch that then download um Scarlet Johansson's pictures from the fppening
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and um jerk off to those and on your
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laptop was she I don't know if she was wasn't she I don't know I didn't look at
41:15
the fing [ __ ] off you didn't I didn't yeah I didn't look either Luke yeah me
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either hon fening I'm researching it's
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fine yes she was yeah no she wasn't she wasn't I don't know she was mate she was
41:32
well look if she wasn't in the fening she had her own private fappening all
41:36
right I'm pretty sure many people are just fappening without any downloaded
41:41
photos yeah well no they're probably downloaded but not any leaked hacked and
41:46
leaked photos yeah well not even hacked as we found out no just conned yeah or
41:51
asked nicely for yeah can I have your password yeah right happening
41:57
yeah now that we've seged on to fening is it a good time to uh to go into some dick
42:04
news I don't think it's ever a bad time to do
42:10
that now let's go back with this
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one it to get away it wants to fly
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away what I really want to know is
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I mean that one's quite long as well but I like it that's what she said see I I
42:37
like it cuz it could have stopped but it just keep it doesn't it's a medle yeah
42:42
so there's a couple of instances of Dick news this week oh I know one yeah well I
42:47
mean there somebody else has pasted something here about um horny snakes and
42:52
I think that counts as dick news too so Matt why don't you lead us off this is
42:55
an article I saw this week that just made made me laugh uh it's a research
42:59
research being done at the University of Sydney mhm basically it's about how um
43:05
their frenzied approach to The Mating Season is resulting in male snakes dying
43:10
earlier and in worse condition than their female counterparts who prioritize
43:14
body maintenance over short-term reproductive success so
43:17
basically uh red-sided G of snakes in North America the the males just want to
43:23
[ __ ] and uh they just don't eat and uh
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they'll stay at the orgy site with for
43:32
21 days just not eating and just trying to get it on whereas the females will
43:36
just turn up for a day and then leave yeah now this is all research into
43:42
snakes right but this sounds very familiar to me and it sounds very
43:47
similar to when we were like in our late teens and early 20s wait going to orgies
43:53
just not maybe not ories but like you know not eating right not bathing oh
43:59
yeah um just hanging around chicks for days and weeks just trying to get some
44:05
right slowly going insane yep whereas they would just rock
44:11
up get what they wanted in the leag yeah they never had to try well so yeah so
44:15
the the study has found that uh basically male snakes are sex obsessed
44:20
and it is killing them how you found this out now or how
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do you pi [Laughter]
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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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yeah I'm not I'm sure there's a there's a reasoning for that in the paper that
45:31
wasn't the interesting part to me so I didn't bother looking into [Laughter]
45:36
it pretty funny and uh how do snakes
45:39
have sex like have you seen an
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aurus snake sex let's see
45:49
here I assume it's they've got a little little little pen that comes out of I'm
45:54
to watch or something so I will tell you but they rep
45:57
right yeah oh God what this is [ __ ] me
46:03
oh no no listeners watch it in your own time you watching I'm just creeped out
46:08
well they they hibernate underground for eight months uh of the year and they
46:12
come out in Spring go to the or pit yeah the females will breed for a day and
46:17
then go and live their lives where the guys will just [ __ ] hang out there
46:21
trying to pick up is that what you do not eating you go three weeks without a
46:26
girl and you just don't come and then just [ __ ] whatever or anything like that or I mean
46:34
the what do you mean three weeks fine I'll have sex with this snake I guess
46:38
yeah I do anyway that's how you get the best technique you just got to hold the
46:41
head just hold the head um speaking of Raiders of the Lost Arc uh can I tell
46:47
you about a racial faux PA that I accidentally made this week please do
46:52
these are my favorite you haven't had one of these for a while yeah
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[Music]
47:03
[Laughter]
47:57
cult with a [ __ ] black priest who rips you still beating heart out so you
48:02
can watch it burst into flames as you die like what [ __ ] movie is this
48:07
who's the who's the target audience for this [ __ ] movie anyway he says his
48:11
favorite movie is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom I say are you serious
48:15
you're like Temple of Doom over Raiders of the Lost AR and suddenly his jovial
48:19
nature disappeared and he just said to me well there are no Indian characters
48:23
in Raiders of the Lost Arc and there was just the most awkward pause and I just I
48:28
just really didn't know what to say because there aren't and uh yeah
48:31
suddenly realized probably should have thought about that yeah Fair Fair Point
48:36
how about we just stick with the dick news well the other dick news gentlemen
48:39
in Japan right now is the annual dick Festival yep and uh looking at these
48:45
photos this is amazing yeah yeah it's called Uh canamar Matsuri we need to all
48:50
agree now in 2020 we go to this yeah sure this is uh the festival of the
48:57
steel phace uh and it's a week Festival
49:01
uh where the Japanese worship dick I like this because I this photo here of
49:07
the of the parade with the they're carrying a giant dick on a what do you
49:11
call those little platforms they used to carry you know the King on or whatever
49:15
mhm the um you know what I mean there's a giant dick and then here' just got a
49:19
little child eating a little popsicle which or Y or lollipop which is probably
49:25
shaped like a dick cuz the other ones everyone holding up yeah that's right
49:27
and you scroll down and there's a whole bunch of uh school girls sucking on Ice
49:31
dicks y but the thing I like about this is it's not like it doesn't look like a
49:37
dirty filthy genital Festival it looks like you know what I mean it's like yeah
49:43
they they're dicks but it's all very wholesome looking yeah I mean it's a
49:47
fertility Festival right so I mean it's it's no different to the you know the
49:51
old uh wooden carvings of pregnant women that uh yeah that a lot ancient cultures
49:57
had but this is just giant dicks but one thing I find very weird is here you see
50:03
all these ereck penises in like the lollipops and the
50:07
candles and everything but if you watch Japanese porn that shit's all blurred
50:11
that's so true Luke that is a very good point you're not allowed to show that's
50:15
kind of that that kind of goes with what I'm saying though whereas this doesn't
50:18
seem like like there's nothing pornographic about this no you know in fact it's
50:25
religious yeah it's it's really interesting I don't know I find the
50:31
lollipops the red tip I love the girl in the photo uh with
50:37
the you know the glasses with the dick yeah imagine a grouo marks mask except
50:44
with a dick instead of a nose yeah she's just casually wearing that this looks
50:49
really funny yeah I want to go yeah except for this scroll down to the last
50:53
picture where you see a wide shot of the area right so they're outside this
50:57
um uh like Temple packed everywhere
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giant dick in the middle uh one
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portaloo oh yeah see it there yeah that's the solitary portaloo at the dick
51:11
Festival no you don't have to worry about toilets for Japan in over in
51:16
Japan they are all immaculate yeah that's true yeah till we get
51:24
there um Matt how many how many how many toilets did you break on our America
51:28
trip the first time it was at least two right too many Dan he did the same with me as
51:35
well I don't know what it is I'm doing wrong broke one in a hotel one in a gas
51:39
station I had to go down to the lobby of the Hilton in in Universal City and tell
51:45
them that the toilet had overflowed if we're talking I don't know
51:51
I'm yeah no go go for it go I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong
51:57
well i' I'd say show us how you're doing it and we'll be able to probably
52:01
pinpoint where you go wrong except that I don't want to volunteer for that job
52:06
um earlier this week I was in Thailand shooting a toilet paper commercial right
52:10
#c career goals yeah um and uh we had this rather cute
52:16
concept where we had um a whole bunch of little kids uh that had hooked up an
52:21
adult to a lie detector and they got to ask all sorts
52:26
of questions about about bathroom stuff you know have you ever entered the phone
52:30
while in the bathroom and know all stuff like that and they know if the adult was
52:34
lying um but we made the mistake well we made the mistake of of letting the kids
52:40
just ask whatever questions they wanted right anything that we're curious about
52:44
in terms of like um we we ended up with questions like
52:50
this now of course this is all in thae right so I can't understand any of it on
52:54
the fly right I have to have a translator to tell me so everyone's
52:57
asking and they're giggling about stuff and they they're all asking questions
53:01
like have you ever farted in somebody's face and you know kind of just weird
53:05
kind of slightly related slightly unrelated questions right and all the
53:09
other kid they're all giggling and then one kid asks something and there's Dead
53:15
Silence right just [ __ ] dead silence in the whole room uhuh and then my first
53:22
ad just leans over to me and says he ask her have you ever smeared your body in
53:28
your own
53:30
[Laughter]
53:37
[ __ ] and the answer well she didn't answer Itor
53:43
there answer that's telling yeah that's right yeah she played the
53:50
fifth oh they have that in Thailand do they did you maybe after that start
53:54
writing the questions for them yes yes we did yes look we absolutely
54:01
did that's great well yeah I think we should all go to the dick Festival uh if
54:07
you've got dick news dick news is the most submitted news by our listeners yes
54:11
it is uh for obvious reasons if you've got some dick News podcast multip
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all the other ways to get in touch with us and all other shows and episodes um
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go to patreon.com which is basically like throwing a tip into our virtual tip
54:34
jar and um I think we need to have like
54:37
a dick news uh like tear on the patreon yeah you know what I mean like if we
54:44
make a certain amount of money then like we do the podcast dicks out or
54:50
for Luke's case same as always just yeah just do the same thing yeah they'd have
54:55
to trust that we're doing it cuz well see and it's dangerous too cuz one of
54:59
the patreon uh not not reward not not not backing tiers but one of the you
55:04
know funding goals is for us to do video yeah that's right so if you time this
55:08
well listeners you could get dicks out and video week to be the same week yeah
55:13
wow yeah it'll either be the highest rated or the lowest rated podcast
55:19
ever Yeah well yeah patreon.com multipl nerdgasm and we got some other Awards
55:24
and stuff on there too not just looking at our dicks that's a pretty good reward though
55:30
I mean that's a reward in and of itself uh and if you head to multip node
55:33
gm.com merch that'll take you to our store and uh it's got our stuff but not
55:38
only that it's got a bunch of designs from independent designers uh we Cate
55:42
The Collection there and from there you can you can browse the whole T public
55:46
library which has got t-shirts of oh well not t-shirts I got stickers now as
55:51
well actually we're going to put some stickers up on the store uh stickers of
55:54
our little heads probably and some other stuff and uh uh and what else they got laptop
56:00
sleeves mugs [ __ ] all sorts of stuff uh so we got Star Wars they got uh what
56:06
else we talk about this episode Ghost in the Shell stuff will be on there Xbox
56:11
stuff dicks there's probably wearing some dig shirts yeah MH MH so yeah
56:15
multiple nasm.com merch uh and if you go through that link they'll know that we
56:20
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56:25
go to iTunes give us a review five stars please don't be a dick just five
56:29
stars looking at you Chiller seven well you give what you think we deserve look
56:34
uh that's dangerous Luke that's dangerous there's a lot of there's a lot
56:37
of different themed t-shirts on tuu uh and you obviously you get there by uh
56:44
going to multiple nerdgasm tocom merch and that got me thinking about Walter
56:49
merch the sound designer editor of uh George Lucas's early films editor of
56:55
Apocalypse Now And The Godfather is he got a shirt so there's there's no Walter
57:00
merch shirts plenty of uh plenty of Walter White
57:05
shirts um makes sense but uh no Walter merch so if you're a budding artist and
57:11
uh if you're like me and you love Walter merch then um I think you should uh do
57:17
your own t-shirt upload it to TU and then uh that's available it's a good
57:21
idea and you also be the only one so fans like me of Walter merch that go
57:25
looking for Walter merch merch we'll only see yours so that's called a
57:30
monopoly make two make two different designs we just to [ __ ] with my theory
57:35
no no still you're you still got the Monopoly but that way people still have
57:39
variety yeah yeah mhm mhm cuz if there's only one then you might be a little put
57:45
off getting the one cuz everyone's going to have that one but this is a couple
57:49
the cool thing about t publ is as well like most of the designs like if you
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click on say like our little design here with our heads on it mhm like it the
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default is a t-shirt uh but you can have it if you scroll down you can get it on
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all sorts of stuff you can get a baby's Baby Onesie with our heads on it you
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know what we know somebody oh yeah and look they've got the stickers already
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look at the stickers there's a there's a big fan of this show that's just about
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to give birth really yeah I think she needs a multiple nerg and onesie for her
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baby look at this sticker I'm going to I'm going to copy and paste this into
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the spreadsheet look at this they've just they've Auto done this for us I
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guess oh oh that is fantastic I mean you could get us on a on a
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notebook you could get us on an iPhone case y although to be fair uh it seems
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like the iPhone case features Luke and I quite prominently by virtue of the dimensions
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of the iPhone and the fact that our our images is horizontal probably go in and
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and just say don't apply that one to a an iPhone case thanks I'm fine with it
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Luke you're fine with it yeah I great with that yeah think maybe some the
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iPhone case could they maybe use that design on few more bit more of our
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stuff just the hoodie maybe you know what works really well on the iPhone
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case is the necronom logo oh yeah it's
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actually good the way it sort of cuts it off a little bit but not yeah but in a
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cool way right yeah oh yeah that is cool yeah there you go oh your sticker's rad
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also dude I should get one of them your sticker oh that is cool is so rare
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that's really cool yeah multipl nasm.com merch Che out suggestion of putting it
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over the logo the Apple logo on your MacBook and I think that's exactly what
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you should do M all right I will it works pretty good as a baseball te as
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well yeah I'm still going to I need Simon to update my photo your Beard's not big enough
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exactly you know what we we are looking a little 5 years ago in this picture we
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all are yeah you know I've still got my kind of slanty emo haircut yeah I've got
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hair I'm not wearing a hat mhm can't see my dick
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