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Fauci Pleads the Fifth! · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:09
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:14
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• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:22
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:26
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• 0:30
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• 0:38
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to 344th.
• 0:41
  Audio shared by Testecleese: of the Jefferson.
• 0:42
  Testecleese: Cream Brightch, I am Jeffrey.
• 0:44
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:45
  Testecleese: It was just you guys drinking some beer, talking about what's going on.
• 0:52
  Testecleese: We've seen a lot of the same lately, honestly, Brian, and…
• 0:56
  Testecleese: By the same, it seems new to a lot of people, but you and I have been…
• 1:01
  Testecleese: Warning about this, excuse me.
• 1:05
  Testecleese: socialist takeover of the Democrat Party.
• 1:10
  Testecleese: Seems like news to everyone else, but anyone who listens to us.
• 1:14
  Brian McFadden: Korea, yeah.
• 1:15
  Testecleese: Yes, and how many times have we said this, though? Remember, you heard it here first.
• 1:19
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 1:22
  Testecleese: People get offended from… by people from the future, you know?
• 1:27
  Testecleese: How do you always know? Huh? Because I'm from the future, I already saw it happen.
• 1:33
  Testecleese: Now, both of us shared this one, and I…
• 1:36
  Testecleese: I found this one funny, because it's been…
• 1:39
  Testecleese: at least a couple weeks since I shared an article and you shared the same article right.
• 1:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: was in Georgia, I believe.
• 1:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:50
  Testecleese: A couple years ago, a kid went nuts at school and killed a bunch of… killed a… not even a bunch, a couple people, right?
• 1:58
  Brian McFadden: Brett.
• 1:59
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, shooting up a school with a semi-automatic rifle? Not cool. I think, like, 2 died, and, like, 7 or 9 were injured, or something like that.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: I believe… Please check that, Brian.
• 2:14
  Testecleese: The father was found guilty of all sorts of charges, and he used to be serving an insanely long sentence, I think.
• 2:25
  Testecleese: Wha… And I understand, hold the parents responsible, but how much can you hold them responsible?
• 2:31
  Brian McFadden: Right, I think that's a little bit excessive.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure he's… I'm pretty sure he was convicted of murder, wasn't he?
• 2:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:40
  Testecleese: I just, I… At some point, even…
• 2:46
  Testecleese: An unlocked gun cabinet is bad, yes, but it is not a murder charge, I think.
• 2:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:54
  Testecleese: Especially if you teach your kid… if you're gonna keep guns in your house, one, teach your kids to respect a gun and know what it is.
• 3:02
  Testecleese: And yeah, keep your gun cabinet locked, but…
• 3:05
  Testecleese: Your fucking kid went nuts and started shooting people. This shouldn't be a murder charge, this should be, like,
• 3:12
  Testecleese: Child neglect charge, because, like, you didn't make sure your kid didn't go fucking nuts and shoot people up.
• 3:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:20
  Testecleese: This is bad parenting because your kid's jacked up, not because…
• 3:25
  Testecleese: You went shooting today and didn't lock it all the way, you know?
• 3:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:29
  Testecleese: Or your kid knew where the key was, or punched through the glass in your gun cabinet, you know?
• 3:38
  Testecleese: But yeah…
• 3:41
  Testecleese: I don't remember what the sentence was exactly, or all his charges, but I'm pretty certain he was found guilty of murder.
• 3:48
  Testecleese: And is facing a very long sentence.
• 3:56
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, man, the wife just…
• 3:59
  Testecleese: It's funny, because I shared this article to the group
• 4:02
  Testecleese: Today, and then the wife sent me the same thing, like, 3 hours later about the Passport 250 thing.
• 4:12
  Testecleese: We just did our passport.
• 4:13
  Brian McFadden: That fucks.
• 4:15
  Testecleese: within the last year, it's like, I'm not doing it again right now.
• 4:18
  Brian McFadden: Right. Because you're gonna have to say the same fees and everything, just to get the 250 passport.
• 4:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they're not gonna give you a discount.
• 4:28
  Testecleese: Correct, and there's a picture of Trump on it.
• 4:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's gonna annoy a lot of people.
• 4:34
  Testecleese: Well, I'm pretty sure you don't have to get that one, though, do you?
• 4:37
  Brian McFadden: No, I think it's optional.
• 4:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 4:41
  Testecleese: And she's like, so not only are we gonna have to pay to get our passports renewed, but we're gonna have to pay the extra fee to have Trump's face on it.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: You know…
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: It'd be worth it.
• 4:54
  Brian McFadden: Just to annoy people for the next 10 years.
• 4:58
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 4:59
  Brian McFadden: Hahaha.
• 5:00
  Testecleese: That was when I… that was when I brought up the $250 bill.
• 5:04
  Testecleese: to her again, she's like… and she's like, I don't know, it's… it's a…
• 5:07
  Testecleese: It's a nice water cash is put aside as a bill that we're gonna hide away and never look at again. I was like, yeah, but we have, like.
• 5:16
  Testecleese: Silver notes, we have, like, Red Seal $2 bills, we've got old school, center-of-the-bill, friggin' $50 bills.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: Ben Franklin in the middle of a $100 bill, it's like, we have all this cash put aside.
• 5:33
  Testecleese: And she's like, yeah, but their net worth is only, like, $700. I was like, yes.
• 5:38
  Testecleese: dollar-wise, but if we look at that, these are silver certificates, you know what I mean? Yeah. Or it's a red, you know what I mean? Like, they're worth more.
• 5:48
  Testecleese: And that's what's gonna happen to this $250 bill.
• 5:55
  Testecleese: It seems like a cheap investment for something that's definitely gonna go up in value, because it's a limited run. Even if it turns into, like, Nazi memorabilia shit, people still spend Boku bucks for it, don't they?
• 6:11
  Testecleese: The fact that he's so controversial is why people will collect that crap.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Cori Bush is back at it again, isn't she?
• 6:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, she's just trying to… she's not… she's being kicked out, she was primaried out, and she's just trying to stay relevant.
• 6:27
  Testecleese: Isn't she the one who's still denying the election after we were told by her own party that it's impossible to rig an election?
• 6:34
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 6:36
  Testecleese: Oh my god, wow.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: Bitch, go get a job!
• 6:41
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 6:44
  Testecleese: I… Well, no, not only is she trying to stay relevant, apparently some,
• 6:51
  Testecleese: Company she runs, or something, or is raising funds for, anyway.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: That she claimed was a tax-exempt organization.
• 7:01
  Testecleese: is not.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: It's not a, non-profit.
• 7:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:07
  Brian McFadden: Why is it, it seems like all these…
• 7:10
  Brian McFadden: Democratic organizations always have problems with their nonprofits.
• 7:14
  Testecleese: Well, what's crazy was she was allegedly raising funds to, like, give tornado relief to a particular tornado.
• 7:26
  Testecleese: And the company just swallowed all the money up.
• 7:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:30
  Testecleese: And apparently, this same company used to be directly attached to ActBlue.
• 7:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay, here we go.
• 7:38
  Testecleese: severed ties after USAID ended.
• 7:43
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, yeah, quote, quote, severed ties, close quote.
• 7:48
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 7:51
  Testecleese: That means your taxpayer dollars aren't paying them to do it anymore.
• 7:57
  Testecleese: at all.
• 7:59
  Testecleese: Oh my god, yeah… You heard the Biden tapes?
• 8:05
  Brian McFadden: I didn't pay much attention to them, I just heard the highlights, you know.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: Yes, that's where I was…
• 8:13
  Brian McFadden: But then they… you knew there must be something on him, because they… his lawyers fought their release under the FOIA laws.
• 8:21
  Brian McFadden: Sad they should have been… I guess…
• 8:24
  Brian McFadden: Presidential Executive Authority type thing, you know?
• 8:28
  Brian McFadden: But he.
• 8:29
  Testecleese: Whether the executive or the president.
• 8:31
  Brian McFadden: I know, he decided to write a book, and he decided to use a ghostwriter, so now there's tapes available for everybody to listen to that wanted to.
• 8:38
  Testecleese: Oh, and he's like, oh, be careful with that, pretty sure that's classified. It's like, what the fuck? He's like, oh, when I walked downstairs, and I saw all these classified documents in my Corvette. It's like…
• 8:50
  Testecleese: This is what you impeached Trump over.
• 8:54
  Testecleese: Trump, at least, had been president when it happened, so it could literally declassify by…
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: thinking it.
• 9:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:04
  Testecleese: You know, and to be more realistic, he could just talk about something and it becomes declassified.
• 9:10
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 9:11
  Testecleese: Because the president cannot violate classification privileges. Period. Right.
• 9:21
  Testecleese: If all of a sudden the President of the United States was gonna talk about all of our nuclear silos and how they operate, it would not be classified anymore.
• 9:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:29
  Testecleese: I'm just… I'm just saying, because the president cannot violate this. But Biden wasn't president when he did all this shit, he was vice president.
• 9:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 9:40
  Brian McFadden: They don't have these classification authority.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: No, they don't. Because the vice president can't just go… and, okay, and I know I said if the president just talked about the nuclear secrets, but that's not even the point. The point is the president has to be able to speak to, for example, Putin.
• 9:57
  Testecleese: And say, alright, I'll tell you what, I can do this, but I can't do that, and…
• 10:03
  Testecleese: I can give up a little bit of room in the Middle East, if you can do it, but that shit's all classified, but it's declassified by the president negotiating, you know what I mean?
• 10:13
  Testecleese: That's the whole point of this, but that extrapolates to…
• 10:17
  Testecleese: The president can't violate this law.
• 10:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 10:23
  Testecleese: Anyway, El Nino has been revving up. I… has it been that long, Brian?
• 10:30
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I can't keep track of them anymore.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: Is this the third one we've seen doing this show?
• 10:36
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 10:40
  Testecleese: I got a good giggle out of this, because I heard about this,
• 10:44
  Testecleese: Hurricane Genevieve, off the coast of, mexico… In the Pacific.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: And how it's gonna wreck everything, then it fizzled out.
• 10:58
  Testecleese: And then I find out it's El Nino on top of that, and I was like, oh, then it should have wrecked the shore, right?
• 11:05
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 11:07
  Testecleese: And why is it… why haven't we seen… why is this the first hurricane we've even seen form? We're weeks into hurricane season, aren't we?
• 11:14
  Testecleese: Or is it just starting?
• 11:17
  Testecleese: I know August is when you see most of them.
• 11:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think it's just getting started.
• 11:23
  Testecleese: Good.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: That's unfortunate for the Gulf of America residents.
• 11:31
  Testecleese: Because, El Nino does kick up gnarly storms.
• 11:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's.
• 11:36
  Testecleese: What's crazy is they come out of the middle of the Pacific.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: The way it works.
• 11:45
  Testecleese: Jesus! Yeah, did you see this thing?
• 11:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 11:49
  Brian McFadden: I think I shared this article.
• 11:51
  Testecleese: And what were these kids, like, 8 or something?
• 11:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, somebody brought magic mushrooms to Laced Edibles to camp.
• 12:00
  Brian McFadden: And, the kids got ahold of them, thinking they were chocolate.
• 12:07
  Brian McFadden: I hope the kid… I hope the person that brought them doesn't have a job anymore.
• 12:12
  Testecleese: Could you imagine being the parent who drops your kid off for summer.
• 12:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, then I love how they…
• 12:18
  Brian McFadden: Parents for describing their kids as little zombies.
• 12:22
  Brian McFadden: I'm like, okay.
• 12:24
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, okay. I understand your concern, I really, really do, and I understand why you're pissed, I understand that even better, but your kid's gonna be okay as long.
• 12:35
  Brian McFadden: you keep.
• 12:36
  Testecleese: Keep an eye on them, right?
• 12:38
  Testecleese: It's like… Yeah, yes, lose your shit and get pissed off.
• 12:43
  Testecleese: But your kid's gonna be okay. You don't have to worry about them dying because of this, and we know that.
• 12:48
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 12:51
  Testecleese: I don't know about you, but I've…
• 12:54
  Testecleese: I've indulged in, psilocybin before.
• 12:59
  Testecleese: I don't know if you've had ever taken the, the magic mushrooms.
• 13:03
  Brian McFadden: It tastes horrible.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: They do, I need to put…
• 13:07
  Testecleese: Put other food with them, but…
• 13:10
  Testecleese: I always get an upset stomach, because the effect of the psilocybin is actually food poisoning, believe it or not.
• 13:17
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 13:18
  Testecleese: That's what causes the trip, is the food poisoning.
• 13:21
  Brian McFadden: Huh, okay.
• 13:22
  Testecleese: That's why you typically get this upset stomach feeling, like, 20 minutes before you realize the walls are trickling. Right. You know what I mean?
• 13:33
  Testecleese: You know what I'm talking about, because…
• 13:36
  Testecleese: when you do something like that, you having a good time, then all of a sudden you're like, holy shit, I'm trippin'.
• 13:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, it sneaks up on ya.
• 13:46
  Testecleese: Oh, you shared this one, and I read this thing twice to make sure I understood.
• 13:54
  Testecleese: Because I was like, Archbishop of Canterbury, and it's a woman, and so I was like, okay, Canterbury… is this Canterbury Tales, Canterbury? I was like, holy shit, it is England. This is…
• 14:04
  Brian McFadden: Church of…
• 14:04
  Testecleese: England's shit here.
• 14:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're gonna put 100 million pounds into a slavery fund for reparations.
• 14:12
  Brian McFadden: So there goes… that… if I were donating to… tithing to that, church, I would probably stop.
• 14:20
  Testecleese: Hey, if that's what the church wants to do with the… their…
• 14:24
  Testecleese: donations, they're absolutely allowed to, I say.
• 14:27
  Brian McFadden: There's gotta be better things to use your donations on, Reparations fund.
• 14:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, and reparations to whom?
• 14:36
  Brian McFadden: That's another issue. They haven't narrowed that down yet.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: Especially the British, because she mentioned…
• 14:43
  Testecleese: the slave trade that was British going to Africa, buying slaves and selling them to the colonies, specifically.
• 14:51
  Brian McFadden: Play traders are getting paid back for reparations? They're getting their pay.
• 14:56
  Testecleese: Well, that's… see, that's also a question too, isn't it? Just like Anna Navarro on The View, right?
• 15:02
  Testecleese: She wants reparations, but she was the slave trader.
• 15:06
  Testecleese: Slime.
• 15:09
  Testecleese: But no, but she only mentioned that slave trade that the United Kingdom was involved in. Did everyone forget they had a massive empire that literally spanned the fucking globe to the point today we still say, the sun never sets on the United Kingdom. You know what I mean?
• 15:28
  Testecleese: There was more slavery than just to the United States.
• 15:36
  Testecleese: In its infancy.
• 15:39
  Testecleese: They were selling slaves all over the planet, just like the friggin' Spanish were.
• 15:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:46
  Brian McFadden: They sure were.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you see what these Dem candidates are doing, in particular Senate positions.
• 16:00
  Testecleese: They're near…
• 16:01
  Brian McFadden: Pursuing a new strategy.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, their new tactic
• 16:04
  Testecleese: is, they realize they're not gonna win the election, so they drop out and hope that the Democrat votes go independent.
• 16:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay. That may work sometimes, but it's not gonna work all the time.
• 16:17
  Testecleese: Even if it does, the independent isn't the nutjob leftist.
• 16:21
  Brian McFadden: Right, so, so much for the DSA taking over the party in the rural states.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: Exactly, this is… they only do this in the rural areas, because they realize that, like.
• 16:32
  Testecleese: There's no way that, like, the farmer…
• 16:35
  Testecleese: is gonna sign on for this communist bullshit.
• 16:39
  Testecleese: he's looking at his 100 acres and going, I can't pay a giant tax on this land because of its value. It's got its value because I grow food on it, you know?
• 16:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: Alright, Michigan, oh, yeah!
• 17:00
  Testecleese: Someone got their ass kicked at all.
• 17:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, music festival.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Now they can only communicate by blinking.
• 17:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess, He was a musician, and it was a folk music concert.
• 17:14
  Testecleese: The thing is…
• 17:16
  Testecleese: The only thing that bothered me… well, I say the only thing that bothers me… I'm bothered that someone just beat this guy to the point where he has to eat through a tube and can communicate by blinking… allegedly, because apparently only one person says that, but everyone else says he's not communicating, you're just making this up.
• 17:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 17:33
  Testecleese: but they're saying because this guy's Hispanic, it must have been a hate crime.
• 17:40
  Brian McFadden: Brother. Okay.
• 17:44
  Testecleese: And it's like, no, man, it could have been friggin' anyone who just fucking hates folk music. You know what I mean?
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Or maybe he owed someone money, I don't know. He's a fucking artist by trade, so he's probably a junkie, you know what I mean?
• 17:59
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 17:59
  Testecleese: I… I don't know that, per se.
• 18:02
  Testecleese: But they automatically went to, oh, it must have been a hate crime, because there was a bunch of honkies there.
• 18:10
  Testecleese: Well, it hadn't been an issue before, you know?
• 18:13
  Testecleese: Maybe even it was a white guy that killed him, doesn't mean it was a hate crime.
• 18:19
  Testecleese: It could have been, because he didn't…
• 18:21
  Testecleese: pay up his heroin bill, or his… you know what I mean? Or the dude banged his wife.
• 18:31
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: And I'm surprised by this next one, cause…
• 18:36
  Testecleese: out here, on my private land, not only am I allowed to feed the deer, but I am allowed to lure the deer, bait the deer on my private land.
• 18:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, a lot of… I was reading into this, a lot of states have banned it because they don't want the deer to get dependent on the human feeding them and not be able to survive on their own.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 19:02
  Testecleese: I understand that argument.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: But there's still a lot of forest out there.
• 19:08
  Testecleese: But now Michigan is allowing you to feed the deer, because apparently the deer are starving, because you guys don't hunt them!
• 19:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're everywhere around here, I know that.
• 19:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, so they need to be hunted back into… it's either you pay out of your pocket to feed these fuckers, or…
• 19:26
  Testecleese: You shoot a couple of them.
• 19:28
  Testecleese: Let everyone else get enough food, and you get to eat.
• 19:34
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 19:36
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, this is what hunting is actually supposed to do.
• 19:39
  Testecleese: This is the way we implement it in the United States today, is to control the population so the deer don't starve to death.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: It's either you let… what was gonna happen, Brian? The deer were gonna starve to death, or you had to have to feed them yourselves, right?
• 19:55
  Brian McFadden: That's correct, yep.
• 19:57
  Testecleese: Why don't you shoot 10% of them and eat them yourselves, and then the other 90% have enough food for everyone?
• 20:07
  Testecleese: This is the circle of life, isn't it?
• 20:13
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: I'm excited Michigan's taking a step in the right direction.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: I mentioned before, Massachusetts had an issue with turkeys, because they made it illegal to hunt turkeys, period, no matter what.
• 20:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:25
  Testecleese: Even if they're… even if they're wrecking your garden, you can't kill them.
• 20:28
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 20:30
  Brian McFadden: We got wild turkeys around here, too. I saw some little baby ones running with their mom a couple of days ago.
• 20:35
  Testecleese: They were out of control, they were everywhere, and what drove me nuts was they would come in for my bell peppers, but they wouldn't eat the bell pepper, they would eat the stem, and chew through the stem, and leave the pepper on the freaking dirt to rot away.
• 20:50
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 20:53
  Testecleese: And then, like, okay, the turkey's out of control, we need to allow turkey hunting. Then, oh my god, I'm not even kidding you!
• 21:00
  Testecleese: as soon as it said, you're allowed to turkey hunt, and if they're a nuisance, people went out with baseball bats and chased things out of their gardens, and, like, ate turkey for months.
• 21:13
  Testecleese: It got so bad.
• 21:16
  Testecleese: And, you know, they wanted to protect this animal, but they just…
• 21:21
  Testecleese: the people in charge had no idea what was actually happening in the forest neighborhoods, you know what I mean?
• 21:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 21:31
  Testecleese: Alright, so check this out. Some folks here in West Virginia, it's a couple counties away, I believe, several hours.
• 21:42
  Testecleese: Little girl… was… Rescued by a neighbor.
• 21:49
  Testecleese: Who heard her through a crack in a door in the garage.
• 21:53
  Testecleese: Crack in the ba- bathroom.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: That's in the garage.
• 21:59
  Testecleese: David came to investigate.
• 22:01
  Testecleese: The door was mostly, expanding foam sealed shut.
• 22:06
  Testecleese: And this girl was begging for help.
• 22:09
  Testecleese: So, this neighbor, ripped the foam apart, you know, got tools, cut it out, opened the door.
• 22:17
  Testecleese: Found this girl, wrist… Zip-tied behind her back, ankles zip-tied together, teenage girl…
• 22:27
  Testecleese: She was put there by her parents.
• 22:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
• 22:32
  Testecleese: And apparently she had written on the wall with her blood or something,
• 22:40
  Testecleese: My parents love my brother, but they don't love me.
• 22:44
  Testecleese: And it just broke my heart.
• 22:49
  Testecleese: These people should be in prison forever.
• 22:55
  Testecleese: Like, and they sealed it shut? Well, they're just gonna leave her there to die?
• 22:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was spray foam. Insane.
• 23:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know if there's a penalty harsh enough for this kind of crime, dude, it's… it's disgusting.
• 23:17
  Testecleese: oh.
• 23:21
  Testecleese: Over here, also in West Virginia, there's,
• 23:24
  Testecleese: A firearms manufacturer that's claiming they're being, discriminated against by 3 separate financial institutions.
• 23:35
  Testecleese: And by that, I mean that, like, basically banks Aren't allowing them…
• 23:43
  Testecleese: To hold the money there, or…
• 23:47
  Testecleese: People are refusing to conduct their transfer, like Visa or MasterCard. You know what I mean?
• 23:55
  Testecleese: And West Virginia is stepping in and saying that is against the law to do that here, this is a completely lawful action, you cannot…
• 24:02
  Testecleese: Discriminated because you don't like it.
• 24:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:06
  Testecleese: And… and these guys went yadda yadda yadda, and Washington said, well, then you're not allowed to do business… any business in the state.
• 24:15
  Testecleese: Like, you either have to do what we say is okay, or you can't do business.
• 24:20
  Testecleese: And we're waiting to see what happens.
• 24:22
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 24:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Testecleese: And check this out, I thought this is… it's terrible, because this is in my county, and it's terrible because someone got shot, but he's okay.
• 24:33
  Testecleese: But, a dude named, Daniel Radcliffe, you recognize the name?
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: Name sounds familiar.
• 24:42
  Testecleese: It's Harry Potter.
• 24:43
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 24:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, he got picked up in West Virginia in, Webster County for shooting a firefighter.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: And there's a bunch more to this story that…
• 24:57
  Testecleese: Is entertaining, but it's not worthy enough of our time.
• 25:01
  Testecleese: But, basically, a firefighter went to go, like, knock on this dude's door, because he had…
• 25:07
  Testecleese: Apparently started a bunch of fires, and the guy chased him through a parking lot, shooting at him.
• 25:14
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 25:14
  Testecleese: I just thought it was hilarious, the name was Daniel Radcliffe.
• 25:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, move us into the Fauci files.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: Alright, well,
• 25:23
  Testecleese: I don't know, this diary.
• 25:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, first, we're gonna,
• 25:29
  Brian McFadden: it's hilarious that, the Smithsonian has this huge exhibit about Anthony Fauci, there at the museum.
• 25:39
  Brian McFadden: Even though, now that people are digging into his open-to-the-public diary about all the different contradictions of what he said during the time he was,
• 25:50
  Brian McFadden: Indian administration, and being employed by the government, to,
• 25:56
  Brian McFadden: What really was being put in the diary at the same time?
• 26:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, basically, his diary is like, I lied to everyone!
• 26:06
  Testecleese: it all up, but I'm getting super famous, and it's awesome. Yup. Right?
• 26:11
  Brian McFadden: making more money now than I was as the highest paid, civil servant.
• 26:16
  Testecleese: Ever in the history of the country. Yup.
• 26:21
  Brian McFadden: And it also, this diary reveals that he has had a very close friendship with CNN John Ta… Jake Tapper.
• 26:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Jake Tapper, and you know what, who else?
• 26:33
  Testecleese: The guy from TMZ. What's that guy's name?
• 26:36
  Brian McFadden: I know who you're talking about, but…
• 26:38
  Brian McFadden: I just saw him, and my wife's like, why does he always look white in that white t-shirt on the show, you know? Why?
• 26:44
  Testecleese: I'll tell you why. You know what I'm talking about, the guy with the black hair, the black…
• 26:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:50
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah, he's 70-something years old.
• 26:54
  Brian McFadden: And the white t-shirt makes him look younger?
• 26:57
  Testecleese: No, that man looks fucking amazing for his age.
• 27:01
  Testecleese: I would have guessed, like, 50s and in great shape. He's in his 70s.
• 27:06
  Testecleese: That's how he can say he's friends with Fauci, because he's probably known the guy for fucking 40 years.
• 27:14
  Testecleese: I was just, it blew my mind, I was like, that guy seriously, like, 72?
• 27:20
  Testecleese: Anyway, sorry. Back on to Fauci.
• 27:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 27:26
  Brian McFadden: We got,
• 27:28
  Brian McFadden: And then this other ex-CBS reporter is claiming the media silenced her for questioning Anthony Fauci, so she was trying to do her job, and Anthony Fauci got the network to, silence her.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: Well, this isn't something that's new.
• 27:47
  Testecleese: We… and I can't believe it took her this long to say something, because how many YouTubers and podcasters and everyone else said the same thing?
• 27:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:57
  Testecleese: You're not even allowed to say, are we sure this works? That was a violation.
• 28:02
  Testecleese: And… it may not have been the federal government, but why were corporations tell me I'm not allowed to ask
• 28:08
  Testecleese: Why?
• 28:11
  Testecleese: Especially because all that shit ended up getting overturned, Excuse me.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: But that was when we started our YouTube thing.
• 28:21
  Testecleese: And we were doing it regularly, and we got two strikes, and we stopped doing it on that channel, period.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: And then it turns out, okay, it's no longer a strikeable offense, but your strike's still staying, because you broke the rules at the time. And it's like, what the fuck?
• 28:36
  Testecleese: You know?
• 28:38
  Testecleese: Those strikes have worn off, by the way.
• 28:44
  Testecleese: Maybe we should do a, video show and bring up videos, intentionally bring up video clips to support our arguments.
• 28:52
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 28:56
  Testecleese: I know, we'd both spend an extra, like, 7 minutes a week
• 29:00
  Testecleese: Making sure that something might have a video clip in it, right?
• 29:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Testecleese: oh, okay, oh, Comer. Oh, see, this is something I brought up, okay. I was watching the…
• 29:18
  Testecleese: Congressional… what do they call it?
• 29:22
  Brian McFadden: hearing.
• 29:22
  Testecleese: hearing? Okay.
• 29:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: with Fauci, I was like, I'm gonna watch this shit. And then the wife got out of work early, and I was like.
• 29:32
  Testecleese: I'm not gonna make her sit through, like, 3 more hours of this. It's like, there's no… I was like, she'll lose her fucking mind, and I know it.
• 29:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 29:42
  Testecleese: But after, like, the seventh time he played the 5th.
• 29:46
  Brian McFadden: You're like, I've seen enough.
• 29:48
  Testecleese: Not even that, I said, he has no right to plead the fifth.
• 29:53
  Testecleese: I'm like, no, he has clemency, he was pardoned, he cannot incriminate himself with his answer. So therefore, there is no Fifth Amendment to plead. Now, everyone says, oh, it's your right to be in silent. No, it's not. It's your right against self-incrimination, and he could not incriminate himself, so…
• 30:12
  Testecleese: Boom.
• 30:13
  Testecleese: Contempt of Congress, at least.
• 30:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, will anybody follow through with that?
• 30:20
  Testecleese: No, and you know what? How many nations do we have, extradition contracts with?
• 30:27
  Testecleese: That would love to try Fauci.
• 30:30
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 30:31
  Brian McFadden: A lot of them in Africa, where he was used in sending the drugs that we didn't want for COVID-19 as test dummies down there.
• 30:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, we… oh, we don't… we don't have time to do the proper testing, so we're gonna send it to Africa.
• 30:48
  Testecleese: Let these stupid dockies deal with the consequences, you know what I mean?
• 30:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 30:54
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 30:56
  Testecleese: Alright, hi.
• 30:59
  Testecleese: I'm… I'm glad Rand Paul has not let this go, and you know what? I might write him a letter myself from a bordering state saying, thank you for continuing on it.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: But I don't think it's going anywhere, no matter what.
• 31:13
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: And what's crazier is this Barden… It was ridiculous.
• 31:20
  Brian McFadden: There was.
• 31:21
  Testecleese: It was completely un… you know, he got 11 years of unconditional pardon?
• 31:29
  Brian McFadden: That's insane.
• 31:29
  Testecleese: And no, what's even more fun is when this was issued, it was predated. So at that point, Fauci could fucking murder someone.
• 31:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:40
  Brian McFadden: And get away.
• 31:41
  Testecleese: Pardoned by the President of the United States.
• 31:48
  Testecleese: Blows my mind that this doesn't piss off more people.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: I think the issue is Trump Derangement Syndrome, because at least back in the day, when something ridiculous like that happened, people would be like, what the fuck is going on?
• 32:03
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 32:05
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 32:08
  Testecleese: oh, and speaking of pardons.
• 32:11
  Testecleese: Apparently the Senate had, a unanimous agreement To oppose pardoning, Jis… Jiswell…
• 32:22
  Testecleese: Maxwell, whatever her name is?
• 32:26
  Testecleese: was it Jisman… Jislane Maxwell.
• 32:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:33
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 32:33
  Testecleese: coming up before, was Trump talking about pardoning her, and was it for the expressed purpose of making sure she had to tell the truth about Epstein?
• 32:45
  Brian McFadden: I'm not sure, but I felt like… I always felt like she was the fall guy, because Epstein…
• 32:51
  Brian McFadden: Suicided himself, quote-unquote, in prison.
• 32:56
  Brian McFadden: So, she took the fall for more than she should have. She wasn't the one committing the acts, she was, like, the pimp.
• 33:05
  Testecleese: But no, but if she was the bookie, right? Yeah.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: Like, and she had clemency.
• 33:14
  Testecleese: couldn't…
• 33:16
  Testecleese: Courtrooms say you are no longer allowed to plea the fifth BECAUSE you cannot be found guilty of anything you say.
• 33:26
  Testecleese: Correct. Wouldn't that… wouldn't that actually give up the client list if she knows it?
• 33:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably, yeah.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: That's the theory anyway, right?
• 33:38
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 33:39
  Testecleese: That's the argument against Fauci at the same time.
• 33:45
  Testecleese: So, I mean…
• 33:47
  Testecleese: And I don't even know if Trump even said he was going to pardon her or not. Maybe it's something we even talked about, it sounds kind of familiar.
• 33:56
  Brian McFadden: But… Yeah.
• 33:57
  Testecleese: And if it's for the purpose, but for real, if it's just for the purpose of making sure she cannot plea the fifth.
• 34:05
  Testecleese: Then we might actually get names.
• 34:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:12
  Testecleese: Isn't that what everyone's demanding in this, Epstein case?
• 34:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep, sure.
• 34:19
  Testecleese: I don't know, I'm just…
• 34:20
  Testecleese: Sounds like this would be more beneficial, and then if she refuses to answer anyway, then you could persecute her.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: But… People don't want to let her off the hook, because she was involved, too.
• 34:35
  Testecleese: Yes, but she can give up the names of everyone who actually fucked children.
• 34:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: Isn't that more important than the fucking madam that orchestrated it?
• 34:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 34:51
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 34:52
  Brian McFadden: Should be. Sure should be.
• 34:54
  Testecleese: Right? Right? Especially if they're princes!
• 35:00
  Brian McFadden: You would definitely think that.
• 35:04
  Testecleese: So, we talked about this, something similar to this recently, about Massachusetts, but it's… now it's, Colorado. The United States is suing, Colorado for giving illegal immigrants,
• 35:17
  Testecleese: Local benefits, like, in-state benefits for, like, school and stuff.
• 35:22
  Brian McFadden: Driver's licenses.
• 35:25
  Testecleese: Stuff like that, but…
• 35:26
  Testecleese: they're even paying in-state tuition versus someone who else who wants to go to Colorado to go to college.
• 35:33
  Testecleese: Just like Massachusetts did.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: And they're like, why are you charging the person from Rhode Island more to go to college than the illegal immigrant?
• 35:42
  Testecleese: Like, that doesn't sound fair.
• 35:48
  Testecleese: And another… another non-citizen has been busted voting. This was in, Hawaii.
• 35:58
  Testecleese: By the way, I recently heard a story, and saw pictures.
• 36:03
  Testecleese: of this, family, they're on vacation to Hawaii. Saved up for years, that whole thing.
• 36:10
  Testecleese: They got their ass whooped.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: Like, all the dudes in the family got their asses beat in front of their women, and to include children.
• 36:18
  Testecleese: by locals, and they were called Howleys?
• 36:24
  Testecleese: Which is a… Native term for, you know, like, outsider.
• 36:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. Foreigner.
• 36:35
  Testecleese: And, jeez Louise, man.
• 36:41
  Testecleese: It's funny, because the left has been bringing this up for a long time about…
• 36:49
  Testecleese: All these white people going to places, you know, and…
• 36:53
  Testecleese: You upset the local, population. And then say, oh yeah, everyone come on in.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: How is it not go the other way?
• 37:04
  Brian McFadden: Sure should.
• 37:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 37:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, a non-citizen was charged with voting.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: But yadda yadda yadda. She said her uncle made her cast a vote.
• 37:20
  Testecleese: Must have been a mail-in ballot, because he couldn't… he could not have drug her in and made her cast a vote if it was in person, huh?
• 37:29
  Brian McFadden: Nope, not at all.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Oh… Another…
• 37:37
  Testecleese: Okay, Brian, we… I just mentioned this episode to you last week, after we did our last app recording.
• 37:47
  Testecleese: how I still think our… the episode we did with the dudes in cages wearing sizes.
• 37:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:56
  Testecleese: It was a hilarious picture. Another trans person…
• 38:00
  Testecleese: fled to the frickin', was it… was it, Netherlands, is it?
• 38:05
  Brian McFadden: Okay, where all the Muslims are?
• 38:08
  Testecleese: Yes, and was put in a giant fucking cage outside, which, by the way, the Netherlands gets fucking cold at night, even in the summer, okay?
• 38:18
  Testecleese: But then there's a whole bunch of fucking, like, Haitian and African Muslims fighting over whose Allah is better than the other guy's Allah, stabbing and killing each other. It's like, oh, please, God, bring me back to the United States.
• 38:32
  Testecleese: It's like, I don't know, you said we're the worst people on the planet.
• 38:37
  Testecleese: You know?
• 38:40
  Testecleese: I don't know, how long are we supposed to make them sit there and realize how bad their opinions were before we saved them, you know?
• 38:51
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 38:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, and don't get me wrong, I don't want to let this person die there, but like…
• 38:57
  Testecleese: you at least have to answer a handful of questions, like, are you willing to admit you were fucking wrong and will shut your goddamn mouth? Like, this is how the rest of the world works.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: Look how great… oh!
• 39:09
  Testecleese: Someone looked at me funny when I went into the public bathroom. Is why you fled the fucking country?
• 39:19
  Testecleese: Maybe…
• 39:20
  Brian McFadden: Not a good number either.
• 39:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then you end up in a fucking prison camp with people stabbing each other and killing each other right in front of you.
• 39:30
  Testecleese: The dead fall upon you, Yeah, oh, maybe I had it better before.
• 39:37
  Brian McFadden: Alright, you think?
• 39:41
  Brian McFadden: You're not in a cage in the United States.
• 39:44
  Testecleese: And speaking of, you see what the fuck's going on in Spain, dude?
• 39:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: No, what's even crazier was, I read the… I read the initial headline that came out, and it's like, Morocco pours across border into Spain. I was like, hold on, hold the fuck on!
• 40:00
  Testecleese: I was like, Morocco does not border Spain, right?
• 40:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: That was… that was all I could think, and it drove me fucking nuts.
• 40:10
  Testecleese: I went and looked, apparently Spain… Has had, like, A city, basically.
• 40:18
  Testecleese: in Morocco, on the coast, for, like, 500 years.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: It blew… because I didn't understand, I was like, how do you… I was like, no, Morocco is in Africa.
• 40:30
  Testecleese: Right?
• 40:32
  Testecleese: Did that not bother you, or is that the… am I the only person who's confused by this?
• 40:39
  Testecleese: Would it ever…
• 40:40
  Brian McFadden: Morocco and Spain are right… they're right next to each other, though.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they said ran across the border, not swam across the border.
• 40:50
  Testecleese: And you say right next to each other, that's… that's as far as fucking Cuba is to Florida, just so you know.
• 40:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, they found a way.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, they… bro.
• 41:05
  Testecleese: But what'd they say? How many… what's the number up to now? Last I saw…
• 41:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, they had to deploy the army to stop them from coming across the border.
• 41:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's tens of thousands, what, 60,000 at least, now that it got across the border?
• 41:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: We've seen this before, haven't we?
• 41:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, on the southern border of the United States. Nobody cared.
• 41:37
  Testecleese: You know what's crazy is I've seen videos recently of people like, well, give me one… what does open borders mean? Give me an example of open borders.
• 41:45
  Brian McFadden: Four years of President Biden.
• 41:47
  Testecleese: No, because, no, that's… that is what they say, and they'll give you an example, and all I can picture in my head…
• 41:53
  Testecleese: was the New York Times article of the fucking giant forklift.
• 41:58
  Testecleese: lifting up the razor wire and letting illegals run under it, because Biden said we have to… what Texas put there can't be there.
• 42:07
  Testecleese: And tens of thousands ran in right then.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: That's what an open border is. And how… this is what gets me to the fucking socialists, dude.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: How are you gonna promise all this free shit by taxing people if you're gonna continue to let everyone move in?
• 42:27
  Testecleese: You always have to bring in more taxes with people moving in, but it's not gonna be the wealthy people moving in, because why would they want to get taxed? It's gonna be the poor people moving in, looking to get
• 42:39
  Testecleese: Benefits.
• 42:40
  Brian McFadden: Of course, yeah.
• 42:41
  Testecleese: You at least need a border if you're gonna try socialism, right?
• 42:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:46
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, isn't that why Russia and East Germany.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: And China built a fucking wall?
• 42:54
  Brian McFadden: Yup, yup, they try to keep everybody in.
• 42:57
  Testecleese: Exactly!
• 43:00
  Testecleese: And keep other people that are not producing out. If you're not producing, you can't come here and get benefits, which is why so many people fucking died in China and Russia.
• 43:14
  Testecleese: Alright, This'll be a good run, I can't wait to hear your opinion.
• 43:19
  Testecleese: What do you think about,
• 43:21
  Testecleese: Mom Donnie cutting a 30% cut on… Key.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: grocery items. By key grocery items, I'm assuming that means, like, Bread, milk, eggs?
• 43:35
  Brian McFadden: The problem is, he's gonna run the for-profit stores out of business. That means there's gonna be less grocery stores. And eventually, there's gonna be his city-owned grocery stores with actually nothing on the shelves.
• 43:48
  Brian McFadden: It'll look like Russia's grocery stores did in the 80s.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: Because you can't stalk them fast enough.
• 43:55
  Brian McFadden: And at the store… who's paying the… the extra money to buy these groceries?
• 44:01
  Brian McFadden: You know, the city… how long is the city gonna have funds to pay the full price on groceries and sell them off for 30% less?
• 44:09
  Testecleese: Well, you see, that's the problem, is a lot of these socialists think that any business that is successful
• 44:16
  Testecleese: has a printing press. It has unlimited money.
• 44:20
  Brian McFadden: Grocery stores, they're.
• 44:21
  Testecleese: 1-3%.
• 44:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like, 2%, yep,
• 44:24
  Testecleese: There we go, 1-3%, there we go, 2%'s right in the middle of that.
• 44:29
  Testecleese: And you're gonna undercut them by 30%, exactly. Now, no one's going to go to the grocery store, which, by the way, have you ever noticed that the milk is always in the far corner from the door?
• 44:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because you gotta go through the whole store to get to it, so you buy something else along the way.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: And you go, oh, I need this too. Oh, shit, I do need Hard Talk Rolls, right?
• 44:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 44:53
  Testecleese: And now you're gonna run into the frickin'… the government store, get your gallon of milk, nothing else is gonna get bought.
• 45:01
  Testecleese: The regular grocery store goes out of business because their key seller was friggin' milk, eggs, and bread.
• 45:08
  Testecleese: Which is, like I said, always opposite side of the store of the way you get in.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: Even your mega-giant ones with doodores, you always have to friggin' hike it like an acre.
• 45:20
  Testecleese: To get to that stuff, right?
• 45:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep, that's correct.
• 45:27
  Testecleese: People don't understand how this system works, and that's the problem.
• 45:31
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, I don't fully understand how this system works. If I did.
• 45:37
  Testecleese: I would be a billionaire.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: So wouldn't you, right? If we truly knew how this system worked.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: We could manipulate everything we did to…
• 45:49
  Testecleese: And I've been doing, alright recently.
• 45:54
  Testecleese: But, dear God, man… You're gonna shut…
• 46:02
  Testecleese: And not only do you shut down the local grocery stores, that means how many jobs are lost, right?
• 46:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep, a lot.
• 46:08
  Testecleese: out.
• 46:09
  Brian McFadden: Can they all go work at the, at the, at the, the city-owned stores that, probably all have, won't even have actual tellers. They'll probably be self-checkout.
• 46:21
  Testecleese: But here's the thing, though, is now everyone goes to their government grocery store for milk.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: Because it's so much cheaper, it's 30% cheaper, you save a dollar, almost, right?
• 46:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 46:34
  Testecleese: They can't stock the shelves fast enough, because they don't have enough shelves.
• 46:38
  Brian McFadden: -
• 46:39
  Testecleese: when every other grocer goes out of business in New York City, and what this… this…
• 46:45
  Testecleese: 10 of these starting out?
• 46:49
  Testecleese: I think… I think… so are the entire city of New York City is supposed to get all the milk from 10 grocers?
• 46:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they can get them from the bodegas, too.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: Beautiful.
• 47:01
  Testecleese: No, because they'll stop selling milk, because you're never gonna make a dime on it.
• 47:05
  Testecleese: Or they only… they only ca- okay, your local bodega in your high-end area, but they're gonna sell their fucking $9 milk anyway.
• 47:15
  Testecleese: That's from special cows fed special stuff, you know?
• 47:22
  Testecleese: Folks can get milk, but…
• 47:24
  Testecleese: No one else is gonna pay the giant cost for it, they're just gonna fuckin' not drink milk anymore.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: They're gonna cook with water.
• 47:34
  Testecleese: Like I said, that's why you…
• 47:37
  Testecleese: People just… these businesses are gonna go out of business, because no one's buying milk anymore.
• 47:42
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 47:45
  Brian McFadden: Or people just start getting their milk from nuts.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what's… I get a good laugh listening to all these people in, like, New York and Seattle talk about, like, we'll just fucking make our food here.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: It's like, do you have no idea what that takes?
• 48:03
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 48:04
  Testecleese: And they talk about, like, a fucking community garden is make our food?
• 48:08
  Brian McFadden: That's not gonna feed the whole Seattle area.
• 48:12
  Brian McFadden: The garden feeds, like, maybe a family of five, if that, you know?
• 48:16
  Testecleese: And that's usually on, like, an acre plot, and you take up a significant piece of that with your garden, right?
• 48:22
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 48:24
  Testecleese: And that feeds you, what, half the year? Because you didn't do enough for winter.
• 48:28
  Testecleese: You eat them fresh, don't you, when you do a little garden like that?
• 48:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, yep, that's the best taste in vegetables, the ones coming right out of the garden.
• 48:37
  Testecleese: Right out of the ground, boom, wash them off, eat them, right?
• 48:41
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 48:42
  Testecleese: Now, what about protein?
• 48:44
  Testecleese: Or are you gonna grow 10,000 bean plants for protein?
• 48:50
  Testecleese: Or are you gonna have goats that you eat?
• 48:53
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like…
• 48:55
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 48:55
  Testecleese: Where you gonna get your dairy from? Do you need cows?
• 49:00
  Testecleese: Where you gonna keep the fucking cows in the fucking Bronx?
• 49:06
  Testecleese: to give… everyone in New York City.
• 49:09
  Brian McFadden: Upstate New York.
• 49:12
  Testecleese: Okay, for real, upstate New York, where? Where in New York State is rural?
• 49:19
  Testecleese: And I know I keep hearing it is.
• 49:21
  Brian McFadden: But there's a lot of rural in New York.
• 49:24
  Testecleese: I keep hearing that, but… Maybe it's because I've never heard of these cities then.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: I mean, like, Rochester, Albany, that's way up north. Buffalo's way up north, these are all major metropolises.
• 49:44
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 49:46
  Brian McFadden: But outside of Rochester and Buffalo, there's tiny little towns, just like West Virginia.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: Oh, it's all tiny little towns in West Virginia with a handful of cities spattered in.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: Or there's enough room to build one.
• 50:05
  Testecleese: You've been through here, you've seen it.
• 50:07
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 50:08
  Testecleese: Most of it is friggin' nothingness, isn't it?
• 50:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 50:12
  Testecleese: But let's be 100% real, that's because most of it is… you cannot build upon it without spending way too much money, like the people in New England did, building their fucking houses on,
• 50:26
  Testecleese: On the… you seen the houses on stilts?
• 50:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they have them all over Hampton Roads now, because they… because of the sea level rise.
• 50:37
  Testecleese: Sea level hasn't risen.
• 50:39
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna, according to the environmentalists, it's going to happen.
• 50:43
  Testecleese: It's supposed to already have happened by, like, an inch by now, and it's been… Negligible.
• 50:52
  Testecleese: You imagine dumping all that money into some shit like that?
• 50:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, car… and, flood insurance companies were paying for the household owners to do it in certain areas.
• 51:05
  Testecleese: Speaking of flood insurance, I'm a little pissed off, because I'm seeing all of the fucking news The flooding…
• 51:12
  Testecleese: That might happen in New England, right?
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, last week on this show with you, I talked about how houses were washing down the road.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: And… that did not make fucking national news. It was a state of emergency in all 55 counties.
• 51:32
  Testecleese: Because of the storms that came in.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: Some… in, Buchanan alone, something like 56 houses were lost, and destroyed lost. Right. And another, like, 156 were, damaged beyond repair.
• 51:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 51:48
  Testecleese: no one gave a fuck, but like, holy shit, a house in Plymouth, Massachusetts might flood.
• 51:54
  Testecleese: might flood.
• 51:57
  Testecleese: Really pissed me off.
• 51:59
  Brian McFadden: Mate. That's dangerous.
• 52:01
  Testecleese: And… and these are the people that are…
• 52:04
  Testecleese: Oh, we're worried about everyone. No, you're fucking not. That's why you kicked the fucking immigrants off Martha's Vineyard, too.
• 52:11
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 52:17
  Testecleese: Oh my god, we're talking about mom Donnie, aren't we?
• 52:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I've had to change some topics around to keep Madame y'all together.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: Oh, my mistake.
• 52:27
  Testecleese: What is… oh, yeah, Mom Donnie's bragging about food delivery. Tips are up.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: Under him, but apparently this is a policy set in place, like, two and a half years ago?
• 52:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, the, previous, Mayor Adams did not sign it into law, he just let it happen.
• 52:51
  Brian McFadden: Because after 30 days, if he doesn't veto it, it becomes law.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 53:08
  Testecleese: Well, I mean… And that's… Mom Don just wants to take credit for shit that had nothing to do.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: like… The entire economy is already down in New York City.
• 53:24
  Testecleese: They're down billions… billions in revenue since he's taken office.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: But he wants to take credit for something that someone else did.
• 53:35
  Testecleese: You know?
• 53:39
  Testecleese: And what's… what's… oh my god.
• 53:42
  Testecleese: Yes, food delivery workers need to be able to make money and make tips, too, if that's what they're gonna do.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: But for real, what about the plumber? What about the mechanic? What about the carpenter? What about the electrician?
• 53:56
  Testecleese: You know?
• 54:00
  Testecleese: And I hate whataboutism, but the guy who actually has a fucking skill that can contribute something to society…
• 54:07
  Testecleese: I think deserves more than the guy who fucking delivers his lunch. Not even makes his lunch, delivers it!
• 54:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: me, I guess.
• 54:20
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 54:22
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cares about them. They're not the…
• 54:26
  Brian McFadden: They're not the common, you know, the latest, greatest threat, you know?
• 54:34
  Testecleese: This next one, holy shit.
• 54:40
  Testecleese: Did Mom Donnie just dox every person who owns a purse… a property worth over $5 million in the entire city of New York?
• 54:50
  Brian McFadden: They're saying this report comes out on a fairly regular basis, so no.
• 54:56
  Testecleese: Okay, let me… let me put this out a different way.
• 55:03
  Testecleese: You could have got most of this information through public information anyway, but the fact that someone consolidated it and published it…
• 55:13
  Testecleese: with the following.
• 55:15
  Testecleese: let's just say, for example, that the mayor of New York City might have…
• 55:22
  Testecleese: Giving names and addresses of over 900,000 people.
• 55:28
  Testecleese: who own a property worth over $5 million in New York City.
• 55:34
  Testecleese: This thing was… this… this Pierre de Terror attacks was only supposed to apply to, like, What, 50,000 people?
• 55:46
  Testecleese: Why would you go and publish everyone's… Oh my goodness, dude, like…
• 55:51
  Testecleese: You just had… it was just over a year ago where that dude was shot dead for being a rich…
• 55:57
  Testecleese: Health, CEO of a healthcare company, right?
• 56:02
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 56:04
  Testecleese: I don't know, what do you think, man?
• 56:10
  Testecleese: It may not be illegal what he did, but I think it was wrong.
• 56:14
  Testecleese: Boom!
• 56:21
  Brian McFadden: That's correct. No, it's definitely wrong.
• 56:26
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, let's be real, all of our senators…
• 56:30
  Testecleese: Home addresses are public information, aren't they?
• 56:35
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if they are. I know that Supreme Court justices aren't.
• 56:39
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 56:45
  Testecleese: I'm telling you, you can go and find all of their addresses and publish them all out there online with public information.
• 56:53
  Testecleese: It would be wrong to do.
• 56:56
  Testecleese: Especially if you only did one party, right?
• 57:04
  Testecleese: And… shit, this… kinda surprised me, but there's a petition to…
• 57:10
  Testecleese: block Mom Donnie from attending the 9-11 anniversary?
• 57:20
  Testecleese: Brian?
• 57:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:22
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 57:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I mean… To what effect?
• 57:27
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, it doesn't make any sense. I mean, they're just saying that because…
• 57:31
  Brian McFadden: Why, because he's Muslim? They don't want him there?
• 57:34
  Testecleese: Well, because… no, because he's a piece of shit, and hates this country, and is a socialist.
• 57:44
  Testecleese: But…
• 57:47
  Testecleese: I don't know, to what end, to what effect? Like, if you at least want to do something, just have a petition to say, hey, don't speak at the,
• 57:57
  Testecleese: Anniversary.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Not don't attend.
• 58:00
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 58:04
  Testecleese: I don't know, I don't know, maybe I'm weird, picking up on semantic points, but…
• 58:10
  Testecleese: We were talking about how Bamdani wanted to arrest Netanyahu, and Netanyahu's vowing to come here.
• 58:18
  Testecleese: For this war criminal fucking convention, I guess?
• 58:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: Okay, buddy!
• 58:28
  Brian McFadden: Bring it.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: God.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: You can, I don't give a shit one way or the other, but…
• 58:35
  Testecleese: There's a whole bunch of fucking pissed-off New Yorkers who might shoot you.
• 58:43
  Brian McFadden: No, he'll be… we're… he'll be well-guarded by Mossad agents.
• 58:47
  Testecleese: And what's… you know what's even crazier? Is you know it's not gonna be the white liberal woman who's demanding it?
• 58:54
  Testecleese: It's gonna be the fucking cuck white dude.
• 58:58
  Testecleese: That's under the control of a white woman.
• 59:02
  Testecleese: Telling him that he needs to go kill this guy, and then he's gonna go to prison or get killed himself.
• 59:11
  Testecleese: Okay, I saw an article, and I ignored it.
• 59:16
  Testecleese: I didn't care enough, then you shared something about it, about the water hacking.
• 59:21
  Testecleese: What happened?
• 59:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, apparently, hackers have targeted, set, water systems in several different states this week, the FBI said.
• 59:35
  Brian McFadden: And and over 30 of them in Minnesota were breached.
• 59:42
  Testecleese: Of course.
• 59:43
  Brian McFadden: Minnesota's blaming it all, and the Minnesota governor's blaming it all on Trump.
• 59:49
  Testecleese: That's… Hmm, cool. Oh, what does the heck mean?
• 59:53
  Testecleese: And,
• 59:55
  Testecleese: The DOD says they're gonna look into whether or not Iran has nothing to do with this, but apparently Trump blamed Minnesota's ineptitude to do anything.
• 1:00:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, they had… they had to put boil water notices in place, and they had to… they couldn't use their automated systems to… to move the water around.
• 1:00:15
  Brian McFadden: It degraded water operations.
• 1:00:18
  Testecleese: Won't.
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: I know I'm not in the Navy anymore, but I'm gonna assume this is a key function with its redundancies. Is there not a person there who can do this manually if need be?
• 1:00:30
  Brian McFadden: Probably not, it's probably all automated now.
• 1:00:34
  Testecleese: Well, that sounds dangerous, huh?
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: Shoot, I…
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: Okay, I don't remember how much you remember of damage control when you were in the Navy.
• 1:00:47
  Testecleese: But, you remember what a ROG is?
• 1:00:50
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: Remote operated gear.
• 1:00:54
  Testecleese: You'd go to the DC station, you'd see all, like, the gauges.
• 1:00:58
  Brian McFadden: I'm okay.
• 1:00:59
  Testecleese: And the hand crank, you could hook it up and spin valves down in, like, the bilges.
• 1:01:06
  Testecleese: Basically, it was a big spring that you spun it here, and it spun the gear way down there to close the valve.
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: I didn't trust that.
• 1:01:17
  Testecleese: Because who knows, something might be going wrong. The spring might have, lost compression, could have snapped somewhere, etc. I want to make sure the valve's closed.
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: And now we're just trusting fucking robots to tell us it's fucking done right?
• 1:01:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, right.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: Alright, well… Apparently Minneapolis was doing a free food experiment?
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: Did we talk about this before? I thought this was a different state.
• 1:01:53
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure it was a different state.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: I thought it was, like, yeah, Louisiana or something, where they did a… Free grocery store or whatever.
• 1:02:02
  Testecleese: But this free food experiment ran out of money in Minneapolis.
• 1:02:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, this one was set up,
• 1:02:09
  Brian McFadden: to help the people that were fighting with the ICE agents. This was all done when ICE was running around Minnesota, you know, collecting people.
• 1:02:22
  Brian McFadden: And they said that they didn't realize how much it was gonna cost.
• 1:02:25
  Brian McFadden: For… to deal with the crowds that came there, and the storage space that they needed, so they need to take some time off so they can gear up and start doing it again in the fall.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:02:43
  Testecleese: I'm still running out of money, though.
• 1:02:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, they were getting donations.
• 1:02:47
  Brian McFadden: From, like, big donors.
• 1:02:50
  Brian McFadden: They weren't asking for any money from the people that are coming to eat. So, I guarantee the people that came to eat weren't just the people that were running away from ice, they were people that were just freeloaders.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: Oh, absolutely.
• 1:03:04
  Testecleese: No, see, that's a thing, that's the big problem I have these socialists, is they assume everyone will just work because, oh, for the common good, if everyone just worked and did their work, and, like, this guy's house broke, and all the carpenters and electricians showed up and fixed it, blah blah…
• 1:03:22
  Testecleese: Alright?
• 1:03:23
  Testecleese: It would come back when you needed IT support, or AC&R repair, you know what I mean?
• 1:03:31
  Testecleese: But that's not how it works, because everyone doesn't want to work, most people want to be fucking artists.
• 1:03:38
  Testecleese: How many guitar plays are we gonna have versus AC and our repairmen?
• 1:03:44
  Testecleese: If we go, oh, just do whatever you want to do, just pay, do your part. No, someone's gotta fucking make sure your poop goes somewhere.
• 1:03:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:56
  Brian McFadden: And…
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: Who wants that job?
• 1:03:58
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 1:04:00
  Brian McFadden: That's why they get paid so much money in the outside world.
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: Holy shit, do they?
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: I'm not even… you're not even kidding, dude.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: No, these dudes are making 6 figures a year, hauling your shit off.
• 1:04:22
  Testecleese: Oh, you shared this one, but the VA and homeless veterans, this is a big deal, it's something like 10 months, they're gonna help or something like that, to get back on their feet?
• 1:04:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gonna cover rent, utilities, food vouchers…
• 1:04:36
  Brian McFadden: You know, all that kind of thing, so…
• 1:04:41
  Brian McFadden: The program's brand new, they have no plan in place on how to implement it or anything yet, it's just, it's on its way.
• 1:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Because they don't, you know, they realize that homeless veterans is a huge issue in the United States, and anybody that has served in the military for any length of time and is eligible for VA benefits.
• 1:05:03
  Brian McFadden: Should… never be homeless.
• 1:05:06
  Brian McFadden: But, unless it's by choice.
• 1:05:15
  Brian McFadden: And the, Navy information officers are getting a new name. They're gonna be… they're changing it to add more water fighting to it, so they're now gonna be called Communication Systems Warfare Officers.
• 1:05:30
  Brian McFadden: The Navy says it's… they called it a direct warfighting imperative.
• 1:05:36
  Brian McFadden: It's just officers getting a different title to what they actually do, and blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know, it… I've read this, and I was like, I really don't give a fuck. We change this shit so often, and oh, it's officers this time. I went, fuck.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: Brian, when you joined the Navy.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: There was no such thing as a home maintenance technician.
• 1:06:04
  Brian McFadden: There is also no thing as a mass communication specialist.
• 1:06:08
  Testecleese: And there was such thing as a boiler technician.
• 1:06:11
  Brian McFadden: Yes, there was.
• 1:06:14
  Testecleese: And, GSs.
• 1:06:17
  Brian McFadden: Gas turban.
• 1:06:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that turned into GSM and GSE. Gas, Gas Deam Mechanic, Gas Team Engine engineer.
• 1:06:26
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, lecturation.
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: But I had, check this out.
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: My, second ship, I had a GSCS. He was the last GS still in the Navy.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: I just thought it was fucking nuts, because he had a mastery of both trades at the
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: It's like, well, fuck, they had to split it, and it happens, yeah, but I'm a scene, Chief, I know what the fuck I'm talking about, I was like, oh…
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: Trust… I trust your word anyway, because I have no idea how the system works, you just need to tell me how to fix it, you know?
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's just… it's how quickly this shit changes. Who gives a fuck its offices this time?
• 1:07:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  Testecleese: Do people realize most people in the service
• 1:07:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, aren't officers. Enlisted means not officer.
• 1:07:18
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: Do people know that?
• 1:07:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:07:22
  Testecleese: I don't know, do they?
• 1:07:24
  Testecleese: You and I know that, but does the average person know that enlisted means not officer?
• 1:07:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because I remember I came back on vacation… on leave once.
• 1:07:39
  Testecleese: And I met my little cousin, he was still a youngin'.
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: And he said, I heard you are an officer now. I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, I'm a third-class petty officer.
• 1:07:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:52
  Brian McFadden: The lowest of the officers!
• 1:07:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, but I'm not an officer, I don't get a salute, you know?
• 1:08:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: But, yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: Life.
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: I get paid a little bit more, and they trust me.
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: If Chief isn't around, basically, you know what I mean?
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: I mean, for real, E4 was just proving you knew how to do your job. E5 was showing that you could…
• 1:08:20
  Testecleese: Do your job.
• 1:08:21
  Brian McFadden: That's a leadership.
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, do your job, do it well, AND show leadership.
• 1:08:29
  Testecleese: Oh, man, see, that system made so much sense to me.
• 1:08:35
  Testecleese: And when I was talking to the wife for years now, actually, about the way the Air Force does the test.
• 1:08:42
  Testecleese: They put the test out, and the top…
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: X percent get promoted, no matter what their job is.
• 1:08:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, they should just change those rules, too.
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: And I was like, well, you end up with a whole bunch of this guy that's all fucking, like, E6, you know?
• 1:09:00
  Testecleese: And then this job here has a whole bunch of fucking E4s.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: She goes, well, yeah, that's actually a big problem. I was like, well, then why don't you just spread them out to the jobs? You know, he's like, this many jobs are needed.
• 1:09:13
  Testecleese: It makes perfect sense, the way the Navy does it.
• 1:09:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: Maybe I'm just biased, first time I took…
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: E4 and E5 test, I advanced.
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, I passed and advanced.
• 1:09:36
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: I was up for E6.
• 1:09:39
  Testecleese: when I got out.
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: Like, the next test cycle in a couple… it was in, like, a couple weeks.
• 1:09:48
  Testecleese: They're like, well, why don't you at least take the test?
• 1:09:51
  Testecleese: And wait to see what it says. I was like, yeah, but wait to see what it says is, like, 6 months. We all know this.
• 1:09:59
  Testecleese: I was like, so you're saying sign up for another year.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: Gettin'… get invested on being a fucking,
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: E6, you know what I mean?
• 1:10:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: I was like, and then what if it doesn't happen?
• 1:10:15
  Testecleese: Yep. And don't forget, too, my only reason for getting it was… wasn't just I was done with it, I actually really liked it, that's why I still talk about it that way. But,
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was having fucking seizures.
• 1:10:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:28
  Testecleese: It just wasn't safe, period, in the Navy, let alone…
• 1:10:33
  Testecleese: The welder, plumber, or mechanic, you know?
• 1:10:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Testecleese: Man. And you know what? I'm glad I'm out. I'm glad I did my time, served my shit, bare my cross, etc, because I'm looking at what's happening in the world right now, and I'm so fucking glad I can't be drafted.
• 1:10:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:58
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 1:10:59
  Testecleese: Speaking of, Trump is now saying that Hamas has agreed to a disarmament. Yeah, okay. How many times have we heard this same shit, just like Iran, right?
• 1:11:10
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Well, you shall… I believe it when I see it.
• 1:11:14
  Testecleese: Well, what does disarmament mean? That's a good question. Are they literally gonna take… are they literally gonna take apart weapons?
• 1:11:21
  Testecleese: Or are they gonna destroy them? Are they gonna be turned over, or what… like, I don't understand what disarmament means.
• 1:11:27
  Brian McFadden: I don't either. It's a very broad term.
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: Because that would assume that they are…
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: Turning over, or at least having weapons taken from them, right?
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: To disarm someone is to take their weapon from them.
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: I just… I always say this term, disarmament, but what does that mean?
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: Is it where the weapons are?
• 1:11:57
  Brian McFadden: Use your imagination.
• 1:12:01
  Testecleese: You know what, maybe… Someone needs to bring this shit up on, like, fucking Fox News. Like, we keep using this fucking term, like, everyone knows what the fuck it means, you know what I mean?
• 1:12:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:12
  Testecleese: Just like we keep hearing, like, fascism. Jesus Christ, none of you could tell me what fascism is?
• 1:12:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:12:22
  Testecleese: Or even… or even… came from.
• 1:12:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:27
  Testecleese: Brian, if I was gonna ask you, who is the father of fascism, what would you say?
• 1:12:32
  Brian McFadden: Karl Marx.
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ, Brian, I thought… I expected better from you.
• 1:12:38
  Brian McFadden: Sorry.
• 1:12:40
  Testecleese: Benito Mussolini.
• 1:12:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: The Italians invented fascism.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: when they picked the wrong side of World War II.
• 1:12:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they went with the Nazis.
• 1:12:55
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: But what is fascism? Do they mean authoritarian? Do they mean, guy, I don't agree with?
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: I'm asking you.
• 1:13:10
  Brian McFadden: Alright, yeah, they don't know. Nobody knows. There it is.
• 1:13:14
  Testecleese: Oh, if you want to talk about authoritarian, all the left wants to do is put in a whole bunch of rules and regulations and tax you more. That sounds authoritarian to me.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: Right now, I'm allowed to go in my backyard and fucking shoot my guns off.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: I can literally feed deer as I get ready to shoot them during deer season.
• 1:13:37
  Brian McFadden: Nice. That… that… we can't do that in Michigan.
• 1:13:40
  Brian McFadden: not legal.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: Well, it comes and goes, depending on how it's going. There's been a lot of deer lately.
• 1:13:48
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: So, I believe last week, Brian.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: I brought up how Iran hit a Saudi ship.
• 1:14:01
  Testecleese: And how if Saudi Arabia gets involved.
• 1:14:04
  Testecleese: We, the United States, cannot keep them on the chain, because we are not that close of an ally with Saudi Arabia, and now they are conducting strikes of their own.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: I'm getting a little nervous about the, what's going on in the escalation, Brian.
• 1:14:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:25
  Brian McFadden: Totally agree.
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: Well, israel,
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: and the United States now, talking about a land blockade on Iran. Israel's already fired upon Irani vessels. Iran has already fired upon Israel.
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: What, now a missile landed in Poland, fired from Russia?
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: China's talking about getting involved to help Iran, because China needs oil somewhere, because they're not getting it from Russia or Iran.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: It seems like we're reaching a culmination, a boiling point, a precipice, a climax, if you will.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: Or am I the only one who sees this… coming?
• 1:15:17
  Brian McFadden: No, you're not the only one, but you're in the minority.
• 1:15:24
  Testecleese: How?
• 1:15:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, but…
• 1:15:29
  Testecleese: Do you understand my argument here?
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: Like, this is how the First World War started, basically, was, okay, the first one started because of a whole bunch of alliances that all fell apart very quickly.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: After the war ended, anyway.
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: And then the second one erupted out of that.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: And it was because Germany was left in a fucking shithole on it.
• 1:15:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Testecleese: They had no opportunity to be prosperous, period.
• 1:16:02
  Testecleese: And I'm not saying it was right what Germany did, but I understand what happened, you know what I mean?
• 1:16:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: And then everyone fought. But here's the thing.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: The Germans and the Japanese were two different wars.
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: Do people understand that? The Germans and the Japanese never actually Interacted and helped each other.
• 1:16:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: They chose to conduct their wars at the same time because it spread the world's forces thin.
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: Why wouldn't the same thing happen here?
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Let it all culminate, like… and what's crazy is, it all culminated, basically, in Europe and parts of Japan last time, but now the culmination will be frickin'…
• 1:16:56
  Testecleese: Eastern Europe and, the Middle East.
• 1:17:01
  Testecleese: Where the… most of the death and actual violence happens.
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:17:06
  Testecleese: And…
• 1:17:07
  Testecleese: It's… what's crazier is it's not gonna be people with rifles killing each other, it's gonna be people fucking bombing cities from the sky.
• 1:17:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, you know, we got Saudi Arabia that's coming in and enjoying the U.S. on airstrikes, because,
• 1:17:26
  Brian McFadden: the Iran-backed militias are, attacking them.
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: You know, like I said, we can't keep… we can't…
• 1:17:36
  Testecleese: keep Saudi Arabia on the leash like we could Israel, or… literally any other NATO nation.
• 1:17:44
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: Well, but Saudi Arabia's, like, half the world's oil at this point, because they're pumping it like it's fucking… I say they're pumping it like it's free, but they're actually making sure that, it stays expensive, which, it sounds crazy, but Saudi Arabia is actually…
• 1:18:06
  Testecleese: the United States, Canada, NATO in general, makes money on per unit Bought, like, vol… volume, right?
• 1:18:18
  Testecleese: United States would rather sell 2 barrels at $85 than 1 barrel at $100.
• 1:18:25
  Testecleese: And that's how they run their system.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: these Arab nations, like Saudi Arabia, make it per barrel instead. So when it's 100 bucks a barrel, they're still gonna buy 100 million barrels from me.
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: Now I just make more money because the price went up.
• 1:18:42
  Testecleese: And now they're getting involved, that's what concerns me, because it's like, oh…
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: The Saudis never get involved in shit, have you noticed that?
• 1:18:54
  Brian McFadden: What's that?
• 1:18:55
  Testecleese: When was the last time you heard about this, Saudi Arabia?
• 1:18:59
  Brian McFadden: It's been a while. Yeah, they don't… they try to stay out of the shit these days.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: No, they just want to make the money on oil, right?
• 1:19:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness.
• 1:19:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, exactly with that, though. It's like, they're never… they're never involved in conflict.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: why bother? Let's make a shit ton of money, and
• 1:19:26
  Brian McFadden: And what's the, Israel and U.S. land blockade gonna do for Iran?
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: Pretty sure we already talked about this, and you,
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: Got distracted, because, oh, you doubled us back.
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: United States and Israel are talking about blockading it.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: this shit, and that's why I thought all these wars were gonna culminate into one.
• 1:19:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good possibility, definitely, yep.
• 1:19:53
  Brian McFadden: And that's the same thing with the Ukrainians striking the Iranian ship, you know? Same, same exact concept.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: That's… I brought that up, too, when I brought up the, missile that…
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: Russia dropped in Poland, which apparently had no warhead, or it didn't detonate, which makes me wonder how effective their gear is.
• 1:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I don't know if it's that… if we thought it was very effective, the war would have been over a long time ago, because, I mean, we had people on the show from the beginning of this war saying there is no way Iraq
• 1:20:27
  Brian McFadden: has any chance against Russia to win the war, but somehow, this has been going on for, what, 2 years now? Iraq's been dragging this thing out with Russia?
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: Ukraine. Ukraine.
• 1:20:37
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean.
• 1:20:39
  Testecleese: I know, but he's had a rag twice.
• 1:20:40
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: I know, exactly, it's like, you had the…
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: And I say they had the backing of the United States and NATO, which had to piss Russia off, honestly.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: But the Russians should have been able to seriously just drive their tanks across and take what they want, right?
• 1:20:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they should've.
• 1:21:00
  Testecleese: And here's what's crazy is… This is over a warm water port, isn't it?
• 1:21:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, basically, because…
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: which was already a Russian military base, which was, like, legal and allowed.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: the Russians just said, this is ours now. Right. But why didn't… why didn't they just import…
• 1:21:22
  Testecleese: Through… through cargo vessels, or military vessels, or whatever, like, a dozen tanks, and just show up out front and say, this is ours now.
• 1:21:31
  Testecleese: Or is that what they did? Now, what's what caused the war?
• 1:21:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:21:36
  Testecleese: I mean… Let's be real, that could have easily started a war, too.
• 1:21:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: Oh my god, alright.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: Alright, you shared this one.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: I think… maybe Guabo did.
• 1:21:51
  Brian McFadden: I think this is Guapos.
• 1:21:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, I had to click into it and find the article and share it.
• 1:22:00
  Brian McFadden: I don't… I try not to do that. He's not very good at it. He's out of practice.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: You're getting pretty bad, too.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: Anyway… Some dude in the villages.
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: I don't know, apparently we lost his shit on a Tinder date.
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: He's being a creepo, I guess.
• 1:22:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Testecleese: At least enough for this woman to say, I'm out, I'm out.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: And then he chased… and then he chased down the woman and the dude who picked her up to drive her away, and, like, pointed a… a gun at him.
• 1:22:35
  Brian McFadden: But he says, it says there was a money dispute involved.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right, she was a whore that he… that, or… something like that?
• 1:22:44
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:22:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, she was supposed to blow him, but took his money, or it was something stupid like this.
• 1:22:53
  Brian McFadden: You're both going to jail for that.
• 1:22:57
  Brian McFadden: Prostitution is not legal in New York City.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: I thought this is Florida, maybe it was New York.
• 1:23:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, the villages, I assume. It says it was from the New York, so that's the New York station, so I was assuming.
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: Okay, well, I saw the.
• 1:23:12
  Brian McFadden: No, it was Florida, you're right, it was Florida, it was just picked up by a New York.
• 1:23:15
  Testecleese: I'm thinking retirement community.
• 1:23:18
  Brian McFadden: He was 67.
• 1:23:20
  Testecleese: There we go.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, the villages, you know? Check this out, we've talked about this on this show, Brian.
• 1:23:26
  Brian McFadden: He… they were… the woman was looking for a sugar baby.
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: Sugar, daddy.
• 1:23:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: But we've talked about this on the show, is retirement communities, how it's age discrimination.
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: Because the elders keep saying that we're not allowed to say you need to take another driving test at 75 to make sure that you can still do it. That's age discrimination, but you're allowed to build fucking property saying you have to be 65 to buy and live in.
• 1:23:56
  Brian McFadden: 55. Usually it's 55.
• 1:23:58
  Testecleese: The 55, okay, what, whatever, br…
• 1:24:00
  Brian McFadden: Still Asian. And I was… speaking of that, I heard an article… Spring…
• 1:24:06
  Testecleese: Can you buy one yet?
• 1:24:08
  Brian McFadden: I can.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: You got AARP?
• 1:24:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:24:12
  Brian McFadden: I don't believe in ARP.
• 1:24:14
  Testecleese: you.
• 1:24:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I could have had it. 10 years ago, I could have AARP.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: 10 years ago, oh my god.
• 1:24:20
  Brian McFadden: Eight years ago.
• 1:24:21
  Brian McFadden: But, basically…
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: Why would you give up on these discounts?
• 1:24:25
  Brian McFadden: Because I don't want to give my money to their political views.
• 1:24:29
  Testecleese: Whoa, okay, they take… they take a fee… oh, so it's like a.
• 1:24:33
  Brian McFadden: ARP puts a lot of money into, liberal causes.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: What kind of discount do you get by being an AARP member?
• 1:24:43
  Brian McFadden: You get cheese for hotels, you get, like, 3% off at Denny's, you know, there's a bunch of… So is it…
• 1:24:48
  Testecleese: Is it similar to a AAA membership?
• 1:24:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: Okay, so AAA is… you can't do both, why you as well do AAA instead, then? How's that?
• 1:24:59
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 1:24:59
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:25:00
  Brian McFadden: Sorry to interrupt you. Basically, I heard, I heard that there's this, this, senior facility in, Florida.
• 1:25:09
  Brian McFadden: that is, charging all of the, people in the resort… in the, the, all the homeowners association people that they have control over, an extra thousand dollars.
• 1:25:21
  Brian McFadden: To take this girl that's not 55 to court, who moved in with her dad when he was dying of cancer, and she inherited his property.
• 1:25:32
  Brian McFadden: And they're trying to sue to make her sell the property and move out of the facility.
• 1:25:39
  Testecleese: But he left her the property?
• 1:25:41
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:25:42
  Testecleese: Like, in his will.
• 1:25:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:25:44
  Testecleese: Which is probably recently updated once he… she started taking care of him.
• 1:25:48
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: So, they want their… But they're charging…
• 1:25:54
  Brian McFadden: They're charging everybody, including her, the extra $1,000.
• 1:25:59
  Brian McFadden: For the year, to… to take herself to court.
• 1:26:06
  Brian McFadden: Because she's not… because the way the senior communities usually work is somebody in the house has to be 55. She's in her 20s.
• 1:26:16
  Brian McFadden: Late 20s.
• 1:26:19
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:26:21
  Brian McFadden: But if she chooses… if she inherits the property, and she chooses to stay there and not sell it, then I don't think they should be able to kick her out.
• 1:26:31
  Testecleese: I agree.
• 1:26:32
  Brian McFadden: I think they're gonna lose in court. I think they're gonna lose in court, just under age discrimination alone.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: But that's gonna blow up the entire retirement community theory, isn't it?
• 1:26:43
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:26:46
  Testecleese: And let's be real, what's wrong with having a retiring community? Of all people that have done well.
• 1:26:54
  Testecleese: Could afford to move into a nice private place, gated community, drive around on golf carts.
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: Like, I'm just trying to flip the coin over, you know what I mean?
• 1:27:04
  Brian McFadden: -Oh. Yep.
• 1:27:06
  Testecleese: Why not?
• 1:27:09
  Testecleese: Maybe the age isn't the difference, but maybe you should be allowed to have a character check.
• 1:27:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:17
  Brian McFadden: Background check.
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you're successful on your own, we're welcome to have ya, but…
• 1:27:24
  Testecleese: If you got an inheritance and just want to friggin' move in a nice neighborhood and turn it into shit.
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: We're not having it. I guess that's what an HOA is, though, isn't it?
• 1:27:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what they're supposed to protect against, yeah.
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: That's the idea.
• 1:27:38
  Brian McFadden: I've had one HOA in my homeownership days, and I vowed I'd never have another one ever again.
• 1:27:44
  Testecleese: Oh, I… luckily, I have never done an HOA, but I've… I've heard of what has happened.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: And I'm like, hold on, I'm getting fined for flying the American flag, you know?
• 1:27:59
  Testecleese: Alright. Okay, who's Monica McNutt, and why do I care?
• 1:28:04
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:28:04
  Testecleese: to Ryan Clark.
• 1:28:06
  Brian McFadden: Who's Brian Clark?
• 1:28:09
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry, Kate and Clark.
• 1:28:11
  Brian McFadden: It has Ryan Clark in the thing, too.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: Frankly.
• 1:28:13
  Brian McFadden: The… become the female Ryan Clark with the latest Caitlin Clark smear.
• 1:28:19
  Brian McFadden: So he's a ESPN commentator who negatively covers Kaitlyn Clark, despite the network's recent, talent purge, so he'll probably get fired too. She is bringing ratings to WNBA, so I don't know why they all look so down on her.
• 1:28:37
  Brian McFadden: It's stupid. She's actually making the WNBA profitable. People are actually showing up to games that she's playing in, they're selling out stadiums, they've had to move games to different stadiums for more seating. It's… it's dumb.
• 1:28:50
  Brian McFadden: Just because she's… she's a white female…
• 1:28:55
  Brian McFadden: And she… she is not a lesbian.
• 1:28:59
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, heterosexual. Yeah.
• 1:29:03
  Testecleese: Even when she was getting fouled to shit and no one cared.
• 1:29:09
  Testecleese: Which I always say, apparently she leads the league in technical fouls, so I don't know what that means.
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: Honestly, I don't know enough about basketball.
• 1:29:22
  Testecleese: I mean, she's obviously getting punched in the face, punched in the throat, elbowed in the jaw…
• 1:29:27
  Brian McFadden: And usually it's not even called, unless it's really, really, really, really, really, really blatant.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's one thing to let that go, but to come out and say, you're a bad person, too…
• 1:29:40
  Testecleese: It's like, oh… It's like, oh, you're not even pretending like…
• 1:29:46
  Testecleese: you just didn't see the penalty, you know what I mean?
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: Alright, brian, I think that's our show.
• 1:29:57
  Brian McFadden: Alright, sounds good.
• 1:30:01
  Brian McFadden: I don't hear any music.
• 1:30:03
  Testecleese: We're getting better on,
• 1:30:07
  Audio shared by Testecleese: That's…
• 1:30:07
  Brian McFadden: When they sent the two of us.
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: I promise to, check the pot better next time, because it makes me chatty, apparently.
• 1:30:14
  Audio shared by Testecleese: The strain, at least.
• 1:30:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Well, you didn't know, you just got it recently, so… Yes.
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: Did it?
• 1:30:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:30:21
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're out.
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: inches.