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Episode 238: Welp, That's The Title · Not That Serious

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  Just just answer the question, boy, the question that you'll know what.
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  Sorry, Mike, it's okay. Just like how Elsie asked if I had
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  team asked to have many and y'all thought that was such a big answer.
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  We asked me, what's on the docket? You could just tell me no,
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  No, you know what? The same things like that is if you
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  asked him what kind of tea he had, Like if he asked you,
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  what kind of tea you have? But meanwhile he's sitting there were thirteen tea
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  bags in his pocket, but he's asking you what type of tea you got
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  going on? When he could handle that himself. You're asking me about a
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  goddamn docket which we all have access to, and you can have access to
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  it right now. No, because of very small planning on your part.
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  You live in this house, kid, we record, We don't recording Calcutta
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  were recording your whole Well, you're no. Yours are available to you until
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  you can access to this inform of which you said. You can just tell
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  multiple or you can sell no, because we do this every week, every
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  week, every seven Christian days, we go through this shit. Why and
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  then I gotta hear and and it's name. You say, what's on the
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  docket? You know why, like you ask dumb questions annoyingly. It's not
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  dumb questions. It is dumb question when the answers in your back pocket and
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  you ask it anyway. Yeah, nigga, I can't read it on this
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  Oh my god, kenan nigga. I know, Nigga, I don't know.
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  Yeah, you know because you can see it. I can't see what's
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  on the docket. You can if you get your motherfucking monkey ass and bring
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  your Apple devices here. We're recording. I can't. You can't. Nobody
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  can't even hear the sounds, Michael, because I swear to God, I'm
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  treating this button like it's your fucking, fucking black ass nigger forehead. I'm
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  sorry, Well, this episode is gonna be monetized, master, I'm sorry
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  all my decision. We're not getting paid for this at all. A banker,
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  a free banker, yang yang alright, alright, Mike plays by his
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  own rules. Yeah, you know, the rules are the most offensive rules.
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  Hey guys, what's going on? It is not that serious podcast the
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  best podcast to every podcast in the realm of podcasting. So you say that
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  seven times fast you losers. Um, it's your boy, uh bigger than
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  usual? Michael, did you gain some weight? I feel like I'm blowing
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  after the sofa so I might wait now, Okay, yeah, that's true.
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  It's Elzi Caanan's in the building, Lamar and doctor Waffle m Jake all
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  right, And then we got our our our brown friend Army in the building
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  and uh save on baby cues in the building. We managed to get him
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  back where he's made the second day of his ten day contract. It loud,
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  second day of his ten day contract. Um uh where he's on he's
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  doing good. Um, we'll see how it goes this nig you gotta tighten
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  up lamont I am you have you? You have this. So that's just
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  they are still in my stomach doing backflips a magazine. They are doing it
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  all and they're running laps. They're not good people. Corns just in are
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  popping. Yeah, look Gorge or the Buffalo and rage. If you want
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  to know what we're talking about, we should like talk about that, subscribe
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  to the Patreon. Yeah. So for those who are watching visually, you're
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  gonna notice a bunch of half uh empty uh empty uh bottles or half full,
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  depending on how you look at life. I'm clinically depressed, so I'd
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  go half empty half empty. Um. So the bottles here, Um,
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  they are a variety of non common flavors, so to speak. That that
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  yellow one right there on the right that you're looking at on your right is
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  a motherfucker. And uh, if you want to see us drink those,
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  they're only way you can do that is if you subscribe to the Patreon.
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  We got three five and fifteen dollars tiers on there, so make sure you
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  check that out and you get access to different new content, fresh content like
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  that. Yeah. Um, also make sure you subscribe everywhere you can subscribe
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  to on the on the podcasts, you know, Apple podcasts, Spotify and
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  the mother ones YouTube six thousand trying to hit trying to hit ten by the
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  end of the year po Box two seven six in Burlington, New Jersey,
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  zip code zero eight zero one six. And then uh, you know social
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  media is and all that. Um, it's not like he's what's the one,
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  all right? It's the ranch that did it to you? I think
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  so the ranch so that did it too. It was the combination of the
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  corner of the ranch. The corn was the corn. The corn is really
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  really rough, and when you're listening, you're listening like corn sort it's not
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  that bad. The corn sat that's yeah. I just wanted to see it
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  baking. Whoever Lester is, he needs to go to hell a fucked yard.
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  Lester Lester were already not getting mont Kid of just counting the eighteen since
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  going down the jack. No, it is not the nerd to be pure
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  sugarcane. It's like I was just thinking, y'all get your fixes. That's
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  what it says on the bottom. It's just racist. Oh that's right,
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  y'all, y'all get your get your rope now going out, boy now boy
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  get this is crazy. Yeah that But the corn Solder, it was so
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  strong, so corny, so yeah, so very corny. So Marcus Houston,
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  it was really really, really really bad. He is corny, he's
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  corny and a pedophile. But like that was just so like he's he's he's
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  a top tier corny Niggs. You can't say he's not anything of that,
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  can he? With the clear suit that enshrined you in the Hall of Fame
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  of corny fact, you can't shake that. He couldn't shake out of that
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  suit. Now that shop was fulled up. He was ten minutes like a
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  seafood boy. Stephen shaking bake Mark shake the allegations. Maybe you he won't
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  And it's weird though. Oh yeah that that corn South is really bad.
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  But yeah, you guys want to check that out. We're on it's gonna
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  check the Patreon now you'll be able to see that video going up soon.
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  Um, but you know, real quick, while I got a lot to
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  say, I'm not gonna lie. My week has been oh fucking lot.
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  But okay, how's everybody's week? Ben, We will start with little lark
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  yourself. You gotta gotta work, not yeah, exactly work. Brandy had
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  me power washing brother, tell you, yeah, it's been very dirty every
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  week. It's like it's always like short that he did. Brandy had me,
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  uh had cut the hedges, trim the hedges out of the house.
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  No, it was just like the the front, like the the pavers and
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  like our little planter box, like the stones there. Yeah, this is
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  you know, after a day's work. You know, I see, I
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  see that sassy as hell. I see I will get into that. So
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  I sat I heard, uh I seem like a TikTok I guess where people
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  say because you work from home now or no, you said that because you
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  work from home, it's now season opportunity, like oh, you're not working
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  at home where you're not working because you're home to do George. So now
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  George may be doing more. But I know you're on the clock right now.
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  But these plant of boxes could use a power washing, Like excuse me,
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  did you write it? You went to home depots? No, she
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  bought it off like amazons. I was like, what why so you could
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  do it? Pretty much? She was like I don't do it. I
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  was like, no, that shit, it's no, it's fine. I
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  don't think what you see like struggle spraying every day when you when whoa let
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  her let her struggle, let her finish the complete should I'm about to be
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  on that type of the time where it's like you just yeah, and you
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  watched like m and it critiqued the way like you should probably get that up
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  there, miss you missed that right there? Were you there today? You're
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  the driveway? I didn't you. Oh that's pretty much it. That's it.
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  I mean, we had I went to a gender reveal shout out to
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  Brian and uh, Jaliyah. Oh yeah, having a baby boy. Yeah,
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  and uh yeah that's it ran you probably you probably you don't go out
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  much. I'm not. I mean they got a baby already, they got
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  married last year. They ain't wasting a little time. Shout the Brian's humping
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  and dump fishing. M hmm, it is his wife. Hey, man,
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  do it, man, I'm not gonna creep your wife. What are
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  you gonna cream? Why you get married? You get married to coming then?
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  Really? Yeah you've never been married, Like no, have you been
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  coming people? Hey, where's the logic? I'm just saying you do that
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  to do it more freely? Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I'm
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  not a good guy what he's talking about? Thank you, thank you?
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  Okay, I'm not working like yeah, so you're doing that already. I
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  just I'm not saying I'm doing that, Like you're not gonna know my business,
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  but tell us you do I have I Yes, I've done that before.
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  Okay, my bad. But you're getting married to do it all the
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  time. Okay, it's not a treat anymore. It's on the MENI you're
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  obligated, yeah, aren't you? Now? Hold on? Like if your
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  wife says don't come to me. I'm thinking something's wrong. What's wrong?
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  Why can't I she doesn't want a baby? No? Yeah, yeah,
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  maybe she just doesn't want to get comedy. I don't know. He doesn't
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  feel like that. Why the fun you're getting married? Doesn't feel like having
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  to drip out? You're gonna say big, you know what I mean?
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  I've heard that too much. Team in sus with their balance and take some
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  cotton. I don't know this cotton. Take what si, Papa peron,
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  I don't know. Let's get the rabbit. What you're gonna tell her?
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  Go grab the rope with us? That lay down? Okay, take some
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  take some vases and some softs. I don't care about that science experiment,
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  pus. I gotta I gotta buff science. Go get some ginger, lay
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  it down, put some put some fix on it. Get a hot towel,
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  put on your forehead, some vic like your chance tightened up? Take
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  a shower. That fix it right, Take some robots and let it steam
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  out. Yeah, push that ship out? Okay? Was that it?
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  That's it? Uh? I went to go see uh Kevin stage this weekend?
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  Oh yeah, uh that nig is funny as he Oh yeah, like
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  I'm a part of like his stage crew, like I found him on Patreon,
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  got his app and all that stuff, so like he's funny, Like
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  that's his followers. You got a job now part of the stage crew.
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  How how Michael part of the that's it's like that's the name of the ship.
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  Like that's that's the name. It's not sucking like look at it.
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  No, no, look at it, God, No, that that's something
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  completely different. Look at damn mopping Maddie. Wow, Michael, are you
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  mad because you don't have a fine with your comedy? Michael, stop looking
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  at me from men. Stop looking at me head from men. This homosexual
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  that's wrong today, honestly stopped. I need you to stop now now you're
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  out of hand. Stop keep you going, stop get out, just keeping
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  pride two days, two days, Yes it comes out, ye, so
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  drop it off the stage crew. Yes, I am in the stage crew.
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  Uh. Show show was in uh New Brunswork. Show was in New
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  Bruns Works. Power through U. His opening acts were mal mel Mitchell and
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  ca On Pool keeps child just just gotta little child. I'm trying to exactly
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  all right, but uh, all three acts were hilarious. Uh, keV
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  hands down the best guy there. And alright, alright, I'm sorry.
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  I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hands down the
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  funniest guy I've ever heard. I did I say that he's the best guy
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  there, down the funniest guy. It's down, mouth open, best guy
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  there, exactly right. You know what else got bubbles in it? Oh
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  boy, seeing you're swallow? Yeah, stop it, stop it, keep
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  going. You're not even getting too mel for this, God power through power
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  through Kevin. Kevin stage is hilariously Yes, he has a whole app uh
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  and then like he ansled like on his sad he got like different sketch comedies
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  and a whole different uh podcasts and stuff like he's got like a big umbrella.
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  Are him? Are him? And uh? The dough boys still working
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  together? No not though they still they still not yea that their friendship is
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  severed. It's alling out or something. It's it's mostly because of Doe boy
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  his drinking, and like Camp is like a big advocate and like, all
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  right, we're gonna make sure that you're not doing this anymore than Doe Boys
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  like fucking do anywhere. He's like, well, I'm just not gonna I'm
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  not gonna drinking guy. He's a drinking guy. That's how a lot of
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  them are. Though, Yeah, I didn't. I mean I don't.
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  So Kevi's like, I'm not gonna enable you by being around you. So
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  I'm just gonna sever ties. Smart. Hey if it's a growing decision.
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  Hey, if one of your friends say this is not good for me,
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  be my muse. And then you used to be black. I'm doing anyway.
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  I didn't, Okay, Yeah, so he's just like, I'm just
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  gonna cut off. I'm just gonna cut you off. Um, but yeah,
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  he was cool and then hit a couple of barbecues. You know.
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  Memorial Day weekend went to the beach. It was colder ship. Yeah,
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  great thing. I brought a hoodie and uh yeah that's it. People was
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  very thirsty to go to the beach. Very thirsty. I mean, this
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  is usually the first weekend when people and the thing is it was hotter here,
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  which is always gonna be hotter, even like against their better judgment,
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  even though it's probably really wasn't the time to go to the be it happens,
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  just gonna go anywhere. Every year, Memorial Day weekend is the first
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  week people go that's like the big beach weekend because it's like it's starting to
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  get hot now, but it's not too hot. It was. I never
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  understand was to go to the beach, but don't get in the in the
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  ocean, just there for the for the vibes, the scenery you get in
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  the ocean. Yeah, like in the order every time. I don't know,
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  I mean because like, well, what what the fuck I mean,
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  I might splash an I don't kick my feet. You just go to the
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  beach just sitting in the sand like I don't. I don't. I'm getting
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  the ankle deep. That's the firds I'm going if it's not hot. I'm
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  saying these people that just don't touch the water at all. I mean some
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  people like I can't. That's not because some people, especially our beach,
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  it's not clear so they don't know where you're sapping. I don't care.
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  That's what I'm saying. Also, what beaches. When you say scenery,
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  what scenery, I mean it's still open. It's just gotta looking body.
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  I'm for the vibes, still open, body of water, trash beaches,
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  that's your problem. But what I'm saying, like you're going to the trash
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  beach. Be Like, I just want the scenery, the scenery of what
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  I'm not going to try. I don't care what beaches. I'm going through
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  the trash beach and put my ankles in them with it, even though it's
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  beautiful. Yeah, yeah, I was the same time amazing the Oh yeah
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  you go Atlantic City? Probably? Yeah, I love Seaside. Yeah,
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  where are you going? Like, um, probably Point Pleasant? I go
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  there. That's your problem. Any beach name, it was gonna be a
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  problem. It's not full beach that nice either. This is a vibe that'd
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  be just fucked up, but like nice beach town. Yeah, that sucked
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  up, I'm gonna tell you cake Meg. Oh yeah, it's definitely homeless
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  people not homeless people on beach. Definitely. That should like Scared Road for
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  real. It was that bad. But yeah, anyway, but yeah,
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  I went to Bradley Beach, which is like going towards like Colt Snack And
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  is that that newde beach you'd be going to. No, No, that's
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  that's that's you. Huh. No, I just know that ship. I'm
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  like, where we go, I'll go, I go, wouldn't have no
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  problem, would you be naked. Yeah, you're a creep if you don't.
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  If you go to a new beach and don't get naked, wow,
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  say, yeah, that's that's you. Gotta you know that's not creepy,
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  because what are you there for if you're not being naked? Just go to
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  any other beach then, yeah, that's what I go to another beach,
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  you just gonna put your gloves on take it off, simper, because that
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  tells me. If you go to the new beach and you're not participating,
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  you're there to just look at naked people. You're weird. I agree,
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  Yes, I feel to be naked and all right, at least you're participating.
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  At least we both looking at each other. We're looking at you.
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  You're just being greedy looking at people and not adding to the greedy is funny.
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  You're taking it all in bete, can I get wingsy ain't putting no
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  money in on the pizza? H Nigga's asking past the bun but they ain't
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  help by the weed. That's pretty common and it's just calm. That's something
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  and that's problem with the problem. Lose, that's the problem. You didn't
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  put in on this man. Lose the recipes look at using weed references.
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  I seen Friday, my boy, I'm not a stoner. I am not
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  I am not a you're smoking a he called? He called me or he
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  was like yo, mike m I was like, uh, what's up?
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  Ken? He was like, did you uh you have a h huh?
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  Anyway, well, anyway, he was like, yo, do you have
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  that penning? You have that pin? Still? I'm like, depending that
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  you had to let me he guess he let me baw a pining smoke when
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  we were here last time. Yeah. I was like, nah, I
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  don't have that. I remember giving that back to you. Like, yeah,
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  I remember you take giving it back too. But I was just hoping.
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  I was just calling make She was like, I guess it just grew
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  legs and ran away and like and I was like, well, what's he
• 21:44
  gonna do now? He's like, well, I'm gonna have to smoke flower
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  and wa wa for you. It's just nasty, bros, Just nasty.
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  You got a pre roll? Yeah? Just is pre roll nasty or just
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  we You don't like smoking flower? Like, hate the smell of it,
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  hate the taste of it. It's horrible. But I had a vibe thout.
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  I took a bath. I had the candles lad that had the music
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  going here here, yes, oh my gosh, that was lovely after you
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  spoke wow, who the blood or yeah, that's kind of nice. It
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  was lovely. Probably top one on the sassiest things. Yeah, right,
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  it's number one. I was taking the bath, smoking it and taking it
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  back. But there was no though. Did you have like the long stick
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  thing like the holder? No, no, no, no, no,
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  I definitely not gonna. I'm gonna get the little holder because when you get
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  down yourself, yeah, yeah, I'll be like like a joke smoking my
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  fingertips. That's like your lips. But yeah, you biting it. You
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  got you gotta really you gotta, you gotta over top of it and you
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  gotta throw up great and then smoke it that way. But yeah, that
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  was a that was a lovely time. I spent probably like thirty minute snaptub.
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  That ship was hot, like had the music going nice nice Cleo Souldiers.
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  I had my my slow jams playing with song. Smoking in the house
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  crazy great stuff. Man, When you get to do it, When you
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  get to do like when somebody lets you smoke in their house or you're in
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  a where you can do that very It's one of the small things and like
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  that's like, wow, nice, I'm not huddled up outside and I'm fucking
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  in my car looking around for creezy people fucking bench somewhere. Remember that one
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  night we was out in front of your house and random all these people start
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  up rank forgetting Yo. It's like they can smell it, like like coming
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  around the car, like I'm about to reach out and give him a hit,
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  like forgot it. Like like like we just look around somebody coming out
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  from that shadows over there. Somebody. When we came out and we was
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  on my dad and it was just like we we all was like we came
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  out smoking in front of on the side of my house, see my dad.
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  My dad was out, you know, being Robin Hood came back.
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  We can't we all come out of the car. We started talking like outside
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  and we're talking literally like just three or four different crackets, all from different
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  directions, different directions, like like it was a coordinated event like they was
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  about to it was Delta on a crack brob like lash crazy bro Oh my
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  god, but um excuse yeah, good weekend. My weekend was cool.
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  Uh. The main thing I did. I did a hig wedding. Shout
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  out the Tiger. That ship was crazy. Um, there was five hundred
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  people there. Abrey Wilson was there. I don't know if you'll ever heard,
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  never heard of Aby Wilson. He's a singer. He's a singer.
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  He could sing his ass off. Uh, but he was on some show.
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  I don't know what he was. He does, he does everything.
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  So he was there. I talked to him for a minute. He was
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  cool. Uh. It was like a regular wedding. It was just it
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  was just the fact that there was so many people there and it was like
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  really lavish and gave me like a like a Louis Waller. How was the
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  food? So the venue was called Lucian, So it's like regular, regular
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  food. I had their food before. It's just regular. It's just okay.
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  Yeah, I'm saying. It wasn't like they didn't like cater this shit.
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  What I'm saying. It was like it was like her husband is he's
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  African, but it wasn't no African food, like it was just regular boo.
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  Yeah. So I think I had like a goosey swoop. Yeah.
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  I didn't had that. I had like I don't know, some type of
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  covered shrimp, random shit, you know what I'm saying. It was all
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  right, it was cool, but there was no mano chuttany. No,
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  it was cool. It wasn't It wasn't bad. It was just like regular,
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  like regular stand venue food. Yeah, yeah, okay, that happy
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  hour was grilled cheese and middle soup. Yeah it could have been maybe,
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  I don't know. But it was a late wedding. I started at so
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  the wedding started at six. It was until two am. God damn,
• 26:30
  God damn. So yeah, it was very very long ceremony, very long
• 26:34
  reception. So I got there. I was supposed to be there at four
• 26:37
  thirty. Now when they sent me the email and I finally got it and
• 26:41
  it was like all right, all right, DJ rise at four thirty.
• 26:44
  Reception doors open at eight fifteen. I was like, whoa wait. I
• 26:48
  don't think I'm gonna be there for four hours not doing nothing. So I
• 26:51
  was like, no, that's that's not what it was. So they just
• 26:55
  thought I was gonna be there, and for weddings, you can't be late.
• 26:57
  So I was like, you know what, And I talked to Tiger
• 26:59
  on the phone. She was like, yeah, four that makes sense.
• 27:00
  So I was like, I'm just taking my time getting there. I was
• 27:02
  somewhere else beforehand anyway. So I got there around like five thirty. And
• 27:06
  this one dude, his name of Brian. He was like the wedding manager.
• 27:07
  He was acting. He's like, yeah, where are you Ay?
• 27:10
  I'm like no, I'm on my way, Like yeah, I don't gotta
• 27:11
  be there, Like I know the venue. I've done weddings before. So
• 27:15
  I got the round five thirty. I was set up by seven, right
• 27:18
  on the dot. Seven o'clock changed. I closed everything seven o'clock. I
• 27:21
  was ready, did sound check with Avery, all of that shit, right.
• 27:23
  So eight o'clock rose around almost eight o'clock. There was like we're gonna
• 27:26
  push a cocktail hour back thirty minutes, so we're not gonna start till nine.
• 27:30
  So at this point it's seven o'clock. Now I'm like, I really
• 27:33
  have no nigga. Imagine if I got there at four thirty, sitting it
• 27:36
  for five hours before they are you doing nothing, just chilling, sitting around,
• 27:40
  chilling, taking pictures, walking around, talking to people. So finally
• 27:45
  I think the reception started at it was closer than nine thirty. Yeah,
• 27:48
  and if we didn't eat until I think he ate eleven that I was starving.
• 27:53
  I was up just shaking like a muffucking. But yeah, it was
• 27:57
  a really nice wedding. Note that's why I lost my voice. I was
• 28:00
  in there yelling uh. And then I had DJ. I did a brunch
• 28:03
  on Sunday too, so I was just yeah, it's been a long weeker
• 28:04
  for me. But it was were they the throw money Africans? Yeah?
• 28:08
  Hell yet I was throwing money Africa, throwing a lot of money. Yeah,
• 28:12
  just be over then you throw a lot of bread. But I've been
• 28:15
  stoleing my feet a lot. That's as soon as they did it, they
• 28:19
  swept it up themselves. They weren't playing that ship by not playing anyone to
• 28:23
  play with, none of them niggas because you know, it was Africans and
• 28:26
  it was regular niggas and some like Caribbians in there. So it was like,
• 28:27
  yeah, there's African money. They like, this is African money,
• 28:33
  none of that money. Yeah, I know. One funny part was they
• 28:36
  wanted Avery Wilson to sing She's your Queen to Be, you know, the
• 28:38
  song from from Coming to America America. Right, So first of all,
• 28:42
  this nigga's tall. He's like six three, so I'm staying next to He
• 28:45
  was like, yeah, they won't be saying that song. He's like,
• 28:48
  I don't really want to sing that though. I was like, Bro,
• 28:51
  honestly, I don't blame you. I mean I could find a different version
• 28:53
  of it. So I found a John Legend version of the song where he
• 28:56
  actually did it on YouTube and he killed that ship. Look it up.
• 28:59
  It's really good. I just played that. But he was like, yeah,
• 29:00
  that's all. It's kind of a joke. I don't really think I
• 29:03
  should saying that. He's like it man, He's like, it's mad African,
• 29:06
  nigga. You don't even know anyway, there was mad Africans there.
• 29:07
  He's like, I'm not about to saying this ship in front of like all
• 29:10
  these African people when they think I'm like mocking him. So yeah, I
• 29:12
  was like, yeah, good call, bro, because I don't know how
• 29:14
  Yeah, that's not but it was. It was cool. Bro, it
• 29:18
  was cool. Good. That's wedding. Her husband thinks it's Wednesday. Yeah,
• 29:23
  nothing else happened this weekend? Me. Is that what you're talking about
• 29:30
  Sunday? Oh he's talk about very man that was same, all right,
• 29:37
  Well, I mean nothing, It's hard. It's hard to explain because well,
• 29:41
  the most interesting part about that I don't know, this is this is
• 29:45
  what work. I was, all right anyway, So I go to Vera
• 29:48
  after a brunch after South Beach Brounk so in it. Mind you, it's
• 29:52
  an hour and a half away. So as soon as I get there,
• 29:53
  I was there for like twenty minutes, they started fighting. So I was
• 29:56
  trying to figure out why, Like it, nothing really made sense. It
• 30:00
  was just mad niggas sitting in the VIP section. So apparently, uh,
• 30:04
  somebody grabbed like the wrong drink. So that's one story that I heard.
• 30:10
  And then niggas like we should do touch about drink. And also like they
• 30:12
  also try to say like, oh it was niggas around one of brown Brown
• 30:15
  to the city. Sh niggah, why do you's live around here? You
• 30:22
  know what I'm saying, Like, why are you still even trying to set
• 30:26
  claim at that big age? Oh my god? Yeah, like the Blue
• 30:30
  Devil. Yeah. And then apparently there was another nigga there who like starts
• 30:36
  trouble and everywhere he goes. You know, it's kind of like some shit
• 30:38
  happens when he's there and people don't really fuck on him like that. So
• 30:41
  um, it was like a big like shoving match. Really. I saw
• 30:45
  a couple of drinks get thrown, but it wasn't nothing too crazy, like
• 30:48
  I see every I get knocked out. But the big the alarming thing at
• 30:52
  the time was like like the VERA security, these weren't like buffing up in
• 30:56
  there, you know, they weren't getting tossed around. It was just a
• 31:00
  lot of talking where it should have been a lot of like yankee these niggas
• 31:02
  out and just make them leave like it was something that happened. It happened
• 31:04
  a little too diplomat too diploma, yes, yes, yes, So it
• 31:07
  went off for like forty minutes where it could have been like twenty at most,
• 31:11
  you know what I'm saying. We had the music off the whole time
• 31:14
  because they like like everybody was sitting around and then they started trying to fight
• 31:17
  again. I'm like, all right, bro, it was just annoying,
• 31:18
  so they should have just you know, took everybody out. But it's like
• 31:22
  a lot of new people, so they're kind of like trick. It was
• 31:22
  a bad knife for that to happen. Because a couple of them they just
• 31:26
  started like this past week, so it was kind of like what can you
• 31:29
  really do? But yeah, too much talking and not enough picking niggas up
• 31:34
  tweets and in the chat you well, because they shut it down, like
• 31:41
  it didn't they shut they shut the party down because they just they kept it.
• 31:47
  I've been yeah, I mean you see it. But the reason they
• 31:49
  shut it down those because every time they stopped fighting and they thought it would
• 31:53
  be cool again, somebody else got up. Man like bro, what the
• 31:56
  fuck? Like man, what what? Nigga did throw a chair? Though
• 32:00
  somebody actually smacked out the air That was kind of crazy, like he threw
• 32:04
  it, but it was a big nigga was just like okay, yeah,
• 32:07
  so it was. It wasn't nothing too crazy. It was just annoying to
• 32:12
  watch because they just kept scuffling, like I kept lingering on, yeah,
• 32:16
  lingering on people and the people yelling at I said, telling met, no,
• 32:21
  there's an active fighting. I don't know how many times I said,
• 32:23
  bit shut up on Sunday said a lot, shut up, bitch. I
• 32:28
  just kept moving but nice, I love. There was a lot of that
• 32:32
  because it was drunk. I wasn't so shut up, bit shut up,
• 32:38
  keep pushing. Okay, okay, shut it up. Now that that was
• 32:44
  a house of my weekend, next week's gonna betting crazier with the pool.
• 32:49
  I'm trying. I'm trying. I already told. I told them I'm not
• 32:51
  working, Mike's not coming. So there, Mike is coming. Brow they
• 32:54
  just sounded I said, already told my weekend artists. I already told my
• 33:00
  job was this weekend. This weekend job, I'm no. I thought it
• 33:05
  was the ten. No, even when you go, you must be highest
• 33:07
  because you asked me. I said, no, it's a third. He's
• 33:08
  like, I gotta figure out if it's the tenth or the third. Nobecu.
• 33:14
  I got a barbecue, okay, Saturday outside but outside daw Summer weekend
• 33:22
  on weekend was great also because I wasn't starting a job, but like in
• 33:30
  another job. Just realized it was my first Well this is gonna be consistently,
• 33:36
  but my first weekend would I haven't been working since I was sixteen years
• 33:42
  old, huh, Like I've worked the weekend, like I worked weekend because
• 33:46
  like you, my first job, I've worked at six Flags and then he
• 33:50
  was in the movie there working that's the weekend job didn't work in the movie
• 33:53
  theater. And then when I got into television production and stuff and like NFL
• 33:58
  films or belt a Tour or any type of show, I'm more and usually
• 34:02
  you know, weekends were working. Yeah, So basically you're saying this the
• 34:07
  first time, the first night job that you haven't worked, like it was
• 34:10
  my first like weekends where it's just like I got an actual weekend. I
• 34:14
  don't have to work it at least one day as a weekend. And then
• 34:17
  it was great that it happened to be like a holiday weekend. The fun
• 34:22
  part was like I woke up at like eight thirty, like the time I
• 34:27
  usually have to wake up to go to the job, and then it was
• 34:30
  like damn, Like I wanted to sleep in, but I kind of had
• 34:35
  to do like a finish a video for uh like a Plotty studio. But
• 34:40
  like that was like something like I could have done anytime. But like I
• 34:44
  was like cutting the grass. I was like, oh man, it feels
• 34:45
  good to be cutting the grass right now. Like I was like, oh,
• 34:52
  this is great, and I'm a real man. Sure, I don't
• 34:59
  know what type of masculine that World War two do it. Well, I'm
• 35:09
  doing that. My boy had a he kind of ruined a surprise, but
• 35:14
  we got like his girl had a surprise graduation party for him and he can't
• 35:20
  My boy Roger, I went out to Calliwood and some of y'all know Jordan's
• 35:23
  older brother. Um, he graduated, got his masters and they had a
• 35:29
  surprise party for him. Been playing this shit out, but they figured out
• 35:31
  the surprise and it wasn't a surprise. So, uh, that was a
• 35:37
  great night. You know, a lot of her friends and shit. I
• 35:38
  haven't seen his family in a while because obviously because of COVID and he's been
• 35:42
  away, so I havn't you know, parties and stuff like we used to
• 35:45
  Sunday. You know, I went out Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you
• 35:52
  know, did my regular shit. Just had a great time. Then yesterday,
• 35:55
  uh, barbecued from a little cousin for his birthday. Oh yeah,
• 36:00
  that's like the ribs. Yeah a couple did you tweet about that? Like,
• 36:05
  ladies, it's attracted sexy, You find it sexy, think it's sexy.
• 36:10
  Mike too be on the grill, So I was like, Quanta,
• 36:15
  he can he can voucher? Those are some did you see that ribs?
• 36:21
  Hey, man, I've been I'm watching my videos. Man, I'm ready.
• 36:24
  I'm rather I don't subscribe. I subscribe the grilling with a B.
• 36:28
  Yeah, so it's I'm on the wave. Now. I wouldn't go to
• 36:32
  him for barbecue, now, you know, I'll go to the fat white
• 36:36
  dude Steale Cracker. No, no, no, the other one with the
• 36:38
  beard. Yeah, I forget his name. I follow him. He real
• 36:42
  fat though. Yeah, yeah, I feel like I just yes, he
• 36:46
  was a good rub too, it rubs. He hasn't you ever seen the
• 36:50
  bearded butchers? I don't know. Look there's another dude. You know how
• 36:53
  they do um on TikTok road for sandwich? Yeah, now it shoul dude
• 37:00
  that does roll for barbecue. He does. He does that sounds like Malcolm.
• 37:05
  That sounds like a wild Malcolm, the big fat white dude. It's
• 37:10
  a big fat white you named Malcolm. Yeah. Yeah, I need to
• 37:14
  see that. You know, he's putting something, he's laying down the me,
• 37:19
  he's slanging. I need to see that. That's something like everybody would
• 37:21
  be like, yo, what how do you do? I'm like, yo,
• 37:22
  just go. Everything is on YouTube. It's all. Yeah, it's
• 37:25
  all there. That's why I'm not trying to give you tips. I'm gonna
• 37:30
  start a girling this summer pit Master Malcolm Red, Yeah, Master, you
• 37:36
  have a picture he doesn't want to see if it's who I'm thinking of.
• 37:39
  He has a he had a good oxtail one, but oxtail is too expensive
• 37:45
  now. So that is a big white man. Yep, yes, the
• 37:50
  guy. Yes, I saw him. I saw him to a chicken today
• 37:53
  and boy, I gotta find that that was the video you sho you put
• 37:59
  some French over. I was like, what I think it's called? Because
• 38:07
  Rob is really good. That'd be on the on the road for barbecue,
• 38:12
  barbeu q, right barbecue right? Oh yeah, well there we go to
• 38:16
  that young man. Ye um oh yeah. My weekend was cool. Um
• 38:24
  Thursday I went to my my good friends were shot in Ileana. They got
• 38:30
  married on Thursday. Um, congratulations to y'all. Love y'all. So I
• 38:37
  was in the wedding. Um, um, you know, did the whole
• 38:39
  thing with the tucks and the pictures and then getting ready and h the whole
• 38:46
  wedding, the whole thing. Bro. You were in the party. Yeah,
• 38:50
  okay, yeah, I was in the party. Um yeah, you
• 38:53
  know, tuxedo shoes are very uncomfortable. Oh my god, yes, holy
• 38:58
  shit, bro Very, we're fucking dieing. After the after the ceremony,
• 39:04
  like after the actual ceremony, between that and the cocktail, I went down
• 39:07
  into like the little preparation area for the groomsman. Yes, I yeah,
• 39:16
  I changed it to my easy so I was like I was went full tucks
• 39:20
  and they so yeah, we did that. And then I saw they had
• 39:25
  at the place with the elevator and it yo, yeah, very nice that
• 39:30
  it's in't Toddle. It's like mixing the like pass mont Claire, like right
• 39:34
  by mont Claire. It's crazy though, because I just saw video go viral
• 39:37
  that might have been last week of that same place, and I was like
• 39:40
  that shit is crazy. I was like, oh this is It was so
• 39:45
  crazy because like were sitting there they did the introductions for like the brides party
• 39:50
  party, and you didn't know. I didn't know they were doing that.
• 39:52
  I did not know that I have the video. So we were sitting there,
• 39:55
  We're looking at the doors like here's your bride and broom were like yeah,
• 40:00
  and then we just see that like oh crazy, very nice. Um
• 40:06
  get there. The little the little groomsman getting ready area was nice. They
• 40:09
  had drinks and all that little cheese plates. Fucking like barbered chairs. Fucking
• 40:16
  fucking barber chairs. It was like barbered chairs, I guess for people to
• 40:21
  get there. Cut up there. I had a bathroom with a shower in
• 40:25
  it. Um locker like lockers like couch area, TV. Very nice,
• 40:31
  like fucking at cigars and fucking alcohol and ship. It was really nice.
• 40:37
  Did you stay up there? Yeah? I stayed up there in the hotel
• 40:39
  for two nights and then so that was that. And then I stayed up
• 40:46
  and um, I stayed up in Erica's house for the weekend. We're just
• 40:51
  chilling out and then uh and then on Sunday, no Monday, Monday,
• 40:59
  you can't back and watch a little mermaid. Man. Oh yeah yeah,
• 41:02
  man, before you get to that, Yeah, you paid a lot to
• 41:07
  be a groomsman, so so speak what I'm while I'm getting to Did you
• 41:15
  see the video about the dude that was checking his homeboy that nigga was spitting.
• 41:21
  What happened? It was spitting? He was checking his homeboy. Uh,
• 41:24
  like they was out him and his boy. We're out and I guess
• 41:28
  he was trying to talk to some girls as boys trying to talk some girls,
• 41:30
  and he checked them, was like like, you're not doing that.
• 41:34
  You're not gonna cheat on your wife. Yeah, I spent too much money
• 41:37
  being in your wedding. Yeah this is our really yeah, he was like
• 41:42
  yeah. He was like, I didn't spend all that money just so you
• 41:45
  can cheat on her, you know what I'm saying, Like, no,
• 41:46
  I'm not doing that. You were supposed to do that before you got get
• 41:50
  that out of the way before that's all he was saying. He was like,
• 41:52
  I'm he's like about to check you stand by a thousand percent. It
• 41:55
  made so much sense, bro. As a groomsman, right, you and
• 42:00
  you pay for your tucks, you paying for a gift, you paying a
• 42:10
  general gift for the wedding, and then a get a gift for the groom
• 42:15
  like we all putting for a watch for m um. Then you paying for
• 42:21
  your hotel stay if you stay out, if you gotta go somewhere, the
• 42:24
  fucking and you have to pay for the hotel because you're a goodman. If
• 42:29
  you don't have to, if you don't stand out there, you don't not
• 42:30
  to pay for it because you gotta be there before, you gotta be at
• 42:32
  the rehearsal dinner and stuff like that. Well the way, so the way
• 42:36
  they did it is it was really a rehearsal dinner. We did like a
• 42:38
  rehearsal barbecue, like at the house where I'm in most cases most cases yea,
• 42:45
  and a bachelor party costing the bachelor party. Then yeah, fuck that
• 42:57
  ain't no way, ain't no fun A lot to be in the wedding just
• 43:00
  to be in the motherfucker, I'm not about to so like a lot of
• 43:05
  them, like a couple of my best friends, Like I didn't make the
• 43:07
  cut, not because I wasn't going to be it, but like because I
• 43:10
  guess the amount of people. But when I didn't make it, I was
• 43:14
  like I was happy, Like, yeah, nigga, I don't have to.
• 43:15
  Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna tell you, yo, being in weddings.
• 43:21
  In the wedding is a hassle. BROA. So there's a lot of
• 43:25
  work. It's a job. It's a real job, bro Yeah. Yeah,
• 43:30
  make sure you'll suck up. Mmmm. It's fun though, it's fun.
• 43:34
  I like it. Well, ken you just like we're not saying it's
• 43:37
  not great. We're just saying you spent too much money for you to be
• 43:42
  stepping down around and then get divorced possibly facts, And if you do,
• 43:46
  I want my money back. I want my money back. That's all I
• 43:50
  was thinking too, Like, would you sue, I'm not. I'm not
• 43:52
  selling my man to get my money. I'm gonna tell them, whatever gift,
• 43:57
  I want my gift back. Yeah. I bought it for your marriage,
• 44:01
  for a couple. Okay, I bought that for a soil Now it's
• 44:05
  give me, give me back, not some single, cheating mass nigga.
• 44:07
  I bought it for a couple, that two hundred knife set. Yep,
• 44:09
  it's a happily married couple. Yeah, couple. Couple, the grill couple,
• 44:15
  younta take the grill back back. That's all. You got to buy
• 44:20
  something that you would want, just to get you your honeymoon fun Zell cash
• 44:24
  at vemmo that back. I need all that, I need all that,
• 44:29
  all of it spinning though, all of its pay much. But you get
• 44:35
  that that That just leads it to our next little uh area of discussion.
• 44:40
  So I saw the Little Mermaid, keaw, I saw the Little Mermaid.
• 44:46
  I didn't see it you guys saw the Little Mermaid, so we just saw
• 44:49
  them either army you didn't see it. I'm going to I don'tkay, I
• 44:54
  don't want to wait we can talk about I mean, why we don't we
• 44:59
  all know what? Ha, We're not waiting for that. There's no spoilers
• 45:02
  the Little Mermaid. Yeah, this movie has come out before very much so
• 45:07
  with little to no changes. Well there was changes. There's a big change
• 45:13
  narratively. No Little Mermaid is a nigger, all right, knitter? No,
• 45:21
  no, I'm not episode. By the wait, what does Arthur doing?
• 45:27
  The riders knew exactly what they were doing exactly, So I was listening
• 45:31
  you talk about. So we were talking texting earlier in the group chat,
• 45:36
  you said the movie was damn near perfect, damn their perfect? What?
• 45:39
  So out of ten, where are you giving this movie? Nine? Nine
• 45:44
  out of ten? Nine out of ten interesting? That is interesting to me,
• 45:47
  not marlan In It ran Sebastian nine out of ten the I wi for
• 45:58
  me. The only bad thing about this movie movie was Eric's song. And
• 46:00
  I knew it was going to be bad because every time they give a main
• 46:05
  character a new song that wasn't original, it always sucks. I was one
• 46:08
  of those like, why the fuck is he singing? That was my first
• 46:12
  because they got incorporated him. I don't want to. I don't want to.
• 46:16
  That's that's the only thing I'm not looking forward to. I don't like
• 46:19
  Aquafina. What Aquafina? She's in the movie. Yeah, she wasn't that
• 46:22
  bad. She really wasn't that bad. She has an annoying voice, she
• 46:25
  does. She definitely has annoying voice, but like a seguel worse than this
• 46:31
  segue. I'd rather hear mine mine. I'd rather hear that than that.
• 46:36
  I'd just give little blah blah. Yeah. How did you feel about her
• 46:40
  scuttle Butt song? How do you feel about it? I don't like it?
• 46:46
  Is that the song that's it was on Twitter right, like Keena Yo.
• 46:52
  She was gliding on that track, y'all. She was gliding outside of
• 46:57
  the fucking chorus. The course was the only annoying part of the main part
• 47:00
  of the song. No, because just other verses like like the course is
• 47:04
  the main part of the course. It is, but you still but the
• 47:07
  verses like she was glide, like I don't come home. She wasn't.
• 47:13
  I promise you, bro. It was so smooth this is just like it
• 47:16
  was so play at the end of the one episode with the like listen to
• 47:22
  the ship. No, no, that is good too. Yeah, this
• 47:28
  is exactly what he's like. Yeah, listen, we are just like that
• 47:31
  movie. Let's not. Yeah. Hands down, so far, the best
• 47:36
  adaptation of the Disney movies from the cartoon best snipping close, better than The
• 47:42
  Laddin, bettering Lion King, Laddin didn't stand a chance, better than Cinderella,
• 47:45
  better than Beauty and the Beast. Has there been any others Cinderella?
• 47:50
  Yeah, Book, I didn't see jungle Book. Probably not. I don't
• 47:55
  think I saw jungle Book. Damn, I don't see jungle Book. I
• 47:58
  didn't either, But I know what exist. Yeah, it definitely does exist.
• 48:00
  I have to watch that. So other ones I named and seene.
• 48:05
  Yeah, the Cinderella one was like one of the first ones they did,
• 48:07
  like years ago that she was asked that she was. But but I'm happy
• 48:14
  that they incorporated a lot of the movie stuff into the live adaptation. I
• 48:21
  feel like I need to watch the movie before I go watch. Well,
• 48:25
  don't you start watching? Did come Back? I haven't seen a little alert.
• 48:30
  I think I only see it one time when I was little like that
• 48:32
  wasn't one of the movies I kept watching over and over. I'm over the
• 48:36
  singing the songs I know you are, I'm mister Disney, you were me
• 48:39
  and this h dad like he was with his whole family like me and him
• 48:43
  over to like like laughing before because like we know what's happening next to me
• 48:47
  and him just over there having a whole he was having a whole time in
• 48:51
  this movie. That movie, I'm not even gonna lie. I couldn't.
• 48:54
  I couldn't fully have this conversation with Keana Ka knew that she wasn't going to
• 48:58
  meet me at the leve I was at. I almost happy cried watching that
• 49:00
  movie. I had to stop myself. I'm not gonna lie. I had
• 49:05
  to stop myself. Sassy called me material sassy, I will be sassy,
• 49:12
  Okay. I almost happy cried watching The Little Mermaid. It is problem because
• 49:17
  when King Trying did the I'm gonna miss my girl and did the little oh
• 49:23
  oh, I was like fut in my throat exactly. Uh you know,
• 49:32
  you get choked up crying like come on, y'alla, so y'alla, so
• 49:37
  immature, like come on, stop it, but uh no, that was.
• 49:40
  That was damn good movie. That was a great movie. That was
• 49:45
  a great movie. I'm sorry. That was a great movie. That was
• 49:50
  a great movie. The Little Mermaid, Chef kiss, go take your kids,
• 49:54
  your girls, your sons, your non binaries. Take them. I'm
• 50:00
  by me, take take them. Then they little little zim zam zim zurs.
• 50:05
  Take them zimzers with you in my throat. Take all of them.
• 50:07
  Singular you get choked up? Okay, you feel it? There? There
• 50:12
  was one point off is because the story right? No, the story was
• 50:16
  the story was right. Yeah, I guess I was Mike, so well,
• 50:22
  did you oh? So me? I gave it like seven to seven
• 50:29
  seven seven? Did you say nine three? No? He said seven point
• 50:31
  seven, like seven seven. You gave it a higher rating in the chat?
• 50:36
  Pretty sure? No I did not? He said seven seven seven really
• 50:40
  reboard line eight. Yeah, Um, I thought this is what I thought.
• 50:45
  I thought. Hallie is it Hallie or Haley Hallie? I thought Hallie
• 50:53
  was perfect. I thought she was great. The acting was great. The
• 50:59
  sing, Oh my god, that that woman, That girl can sing her
• 51:07
  motherfucking asshole, and I mean really really when she's sang part of that world,
• 51:15
  part of the bro whoo the notes at the end. Bro, It's
• 51:22
  it's no, it's it's. Nobody in her in that age range from like
• 51:29
  nineteen to twenty five that can sing that like that. Nah, and as
• 51:34
  well as being as and as well as act competently. There's nobody that could
• 51:37
  have did that right. No, not as. And that's why when people
• 51:44
  were making a big stink of her being black and I'm like, really,
• 51:47
  the the thing about the little Mermaid, it's about the singing. It's about
• 51:52
  her voice, yea, and nobody can sing. That's why the director said,
• 51:57
  they looked at a lot of people. None of them held a note
• 52:00
  to her because they look good but they can't sing, or they act good,
• 52:06
  but they can't fucking sing. It's about the bitch singing. The whole
• 52:13
  premise is her losing her ability to sing. It's about a mermaid being a
• 52:17
  siren. Do you know what the fucking siren is? A siren isn't somebody
• 52:22
  or like? Is a basically a mermaid that attracts people sailors to their doom
• 52:30
  with singing. That means she sings so fucking good that it takes knowledgeable sailors
• 52:37
  off their course to their death. Yeah that's not the Disney version, but
• 52:43
  yes, that is right. Well, they actually talked about that. Oh,
• 52:49
  we don't go to them because they're trying to kill each other. Yeah,
• 52:51
  like they're trying to lose our doom. That's so she's got to sing
• 52:54
  good. You're not gonna get good singing like that from a fucking Taylor Swift
• 53:00
  or a goddamn who's who's a white act? Was there? I know they
• 53:04
  were talking about Ariana. Ground they doing that? Hell no, you don't
• 53:07
  think she could? No, really what Arianna could have did it? She
• 53:10
  had the voice, but she's she definitely got an age range. She looks
• 53:15
  like number one. I don't think she could have acted that as well Number
• 53:19
  one. Wow, you didn't watch Victoria's and It shows or Salmon cant ended
• 53:25
  shows or sammon Kett. She was just a dumbass and singing. I guess
• 53:30
  she could have did it. No, it's not like she could. She
• 53:34
  think very well. I think she's a better second, but I don't know.
• 53:37
  Man. I was very impressed. Yeah, it's one thing she didn't
• 53:42
  learn from Beyonce acting damn show was that? But um so, yeah,
• 53:49
  I thought she was perfect. Everything's around it. I wasn't crazy about like,
• 53:54
  um Eric just his entire character and singing for like he was just why
• 54:00
  you know that? But they got to force that story. But the Copate
• 54:05
  original movie didn't feature that guy. Isn't much no of course about an extra
• 54:09
  guy um, but they had to add him in there. I have a
• 54:15
  question after I finished talking about what I didn't like now Melissa McCarthy. I
• 54:22
  thought I expected her to be bad. Really think she could say how she's
• 54:30
  saying before when I've never heard her sing before. She's big. I just
• 54:32
  expect her exactly woman being my over thirty Yeah, got the vocus. Yeah
• 54:43
  when I saw that, that's what the perfect She lost all that weight though
• 54:46
  she looked crazy. But that's why they ain't making another one. Yeah,
• 54:50
  yeah, I think that is why. Yeah, it's one of the reasons.
• 54:52
  But no, Melissa McCarthy was perfect. I think it's really good.
• 54:55
  They did take out her big line in the original look, don't underestimate the
• 55:00
  power of the body language. They took that out the movie, so she
• 55:04
  didn't say that in her song. She was definitely juggling them jetties though Keenan,
• 55:10
  I wasn't focused on her titties. I'm sorry, but when you're she
• 55:14
  was, she was jingling them. Yeah, So so that was that.
• 55:24
  The King Triton, he was cool, little little At first I thought it
• 55:29
  was the Rock. I'm like, wait, were because like you heard him
• 55:31
  first, and I'm like, wait, is that the rock? But things
• 55:34
  go like message It wasn't the Rock though, no, because the Rock is
• 55:37
  about to do Mawana, so he's gonna be fucking Mauie. I don't care
• 55:40
  for Aquafina, but she did all right, she did good. Aquafina was.
• 55:44
  Yeah. I don't like her. I don't like her at all.
• 55:45
  I don't know. Her voice isn't on it. She did good, she
• 55:47
  did good. The Flounder I don't know. Sebastian was. Sebastian was funny,
• 55:55
  bro Sebastian was was terrible. I'm terrible. That was the worst Jamaican
• 56:01
  action I've ever heard of. Michael, God damn, I'm going Michael,
• 56:05
  this one serious, Okay, Keenan, Michael, Keenan, Michael terrible,
• 56:13
  terrible, terrible, so out of out of everything, and that engulf Sebastian
• 56:17
  his Jamaica actually just ruined everything. Yes, no, yes, and then
• 56:23
  when you sing when you speak as bad as a Jamaica. It was you
• 56:27
  sing bad as jam was not that bad? Oh my god, it was
• 56:30
  not you know who they had played Jamaican as. It wasn't Jamaica. It
• 56:34
  wasn't. No, it was no. So this is where you lose David
• 56:37
  Diggs, Yeah, Davie Diggs. He was Hamilton, right, Yeah,
• 56:43
  a nigga from ham would do that. Why why it didn't get one of
• 56:49
  Marley's sons nineteen thirty billions Jamaicans, nigga, why are you getting? Are
• 56:55
  you getting Corborn Blue in the future him to do Jimmy and he was just
• 57:02
  sh They only gave it to because he grabs. I thought he did a
• 57:07
  good job. The only bad thing about Sebastian was his eyes was fucking He
• 57:12
  was fuck with me the entire time. But that's how crab. But I
• 57:15
  mean they went forward realism. Some of the things they went a little too
• 57:21
  realistic like that. It was a little scary at all, not scary like
• 57:25
  she was, because when I saw how they were doing it, I was
• 57:28
  like, oh, she might look actually terrif like like so, so you
• 57:31
  know, well you haven't seen the little Murmuri in a while. But I
• 57:34
  was happy that they kept the crawl, like when she okay, yeah,
• 57:37
  I was happy to that and they grabbed him and they go over the railing.
• 57:45
  Yeah. Um, I didn't like the chick that she turned into,
• 57:49
  because because you know, once she became a human supposed to be beautiful,
• 57:52
  that bitch was ugly as fuck. Damn, the bitch was ugly. I'm
• 57:54
  like, damn. But then once you started like laughing and getting like real,
• 57:59
  what oh what you're showing what it looks like? That's yeah, I
• 58:02
  knew what he looked like. That's the one that she turns into. Yeah,
• 58:04
  I know what he looked. But that action was just fucking yeah.
• 58:07
  Yeah, excuse we cannot Disney. Disney will block us down. He would
• 58:15
  go to jail. Yeah, but um yeah, I didn't like the check
• 58:22
  that she turned into. But once she started like screaming and like, nah,
• 58:27
  bro, she she didn't. She didn't not look like this in the
• 58:29
  movie. I promise you that, you know, I'm the movie damned.
• 58:32
  They're perfect. I'm sorry. It was given the perfectly. A couple of
• 58:37
  times, the CGI with CGI and like like her hands, like one point,
• 58:40
  I'm like, oh god, I mean, what can you grant that
• 58:43
  father. What can you do like Saint Andrea's Like Disney, you got infinite
• 58:46
  resource. You're one of the biggest companies. I don't care fix it.
• 58:51
  That's how all CGI looks, though look bad at some point, Yes,
• 58:54
  at some point you're you're gonna catch something. Yeah, especially when the whole
• 58:59
  things not CGI and you're putting humans into CGI. Yeah. Disney, what
• 59:05
  you got all the money in the world, fix it, fix it out
• 59:07
  with your technology. But they're also assive amount of reason. They're also the
• 59:13
  time constraint as well. Yeah. I mean they put that on themselves.
• 59:17
  Brother, it's Hollywood. Hollywood put that on Disney. I think Disney determines
• 59:23
  what they do, what they want to do. I agree, but then
• 59:28
  put it out here. I don't think nobody's selling Disney. You need to
• 59:30
  put this movie out. They do it when the fun they want to do
• 59:32
  it Scientist out. But yeah, I movie was good, bro, No,
• 59:40
  the Moon's definitely good. I just don't think it was perfect. Damn
• 59:45
  there not. I take some things though, not a question. Now in
• 59:51
  the original did they focus on like did they like show the Prince's parents?
• 59:57
  No, yeah, I thought they did. Queen they only showed the servant.
• 1:00:01
  They just showed the butler, servant guy, the preacher, guys.
• 1:00:06
  Dick huh they did well yeah, yeah, well in the original movie,
• 1:00:10
  like he had like a little boner. But what you you bring it in
• 1:00:15
  the original skimming over that an original Little Mermaid during the wedding, like he
• 1:00:20
  had a boner. I don't ask you shit that Disney be doing. Yeah,
• 1:00:22
  we've never seen that before. I don't remember the original Little Mermaid.
• 1:00:27
  You know how it's funny when the Little Mermaid started, I was looking for
• 1:00:29
  when they showed the when they showed the uh, the uh, the the
• 1:00:32
  Little Mermaid, like the Mermaid land. I was waiting to see, this
• 1:00:37
  is one of these days gonna look like a dick huh. Because we were
• 1:00:40
  on the cover. It's like the Trident, remember on the cover, one
• 1:00:47
  of the little things like a dick. I remember that. Yeah, no,
• 1:00:51
  you don't remember that. I remember here about that, but I don't
• 1:00:52
  remember that at the wedding. I remember, but I was I was going
• 1:00:57
  to ask you, yeah, all right, do you feel like I don't
• 1:01:01
  mean to put my kufy on, but you're gonna do it? Here we
• 1:01:05
  go. I ain't gonna do anyway. I feel like they just be wanting.
• 1:01:07
  Man, I want to go little doctor Umar here. They want the
• 1:01:12
  guy, the prince to be white so bad. The prince was white,
• 1:01:16
  I know, but it's like they forced it to be. Like so if
• 1:01:22
  you're gonna make him white, right, why why why make the queen black?
• 1:01:28
  The queen was black, yes, but then they made up some story
• 1:01:30
  like oh we found you washed up. Well that was his whole story,
• 1:01:35
  the fact that he's not part of royalty. That's why he felt that in
• 1:01:38
  original. No, his parents wasn't in original either. You only saw the
• 1:01:45
  buck. I'm saying, like, why are you making this? Actually?
• 1:01:50
  I just don't understand, Like if why not just or make to do then
• 1:01:54
  me and like or whatever, like they did't the fucking princess in the floor.
• 1:01:58
  Like I feel like you if you're if you're set on we're gonna have
• 1:02:01
  the black queen, right, might as well make a black couple black,
• 1:02:06
  the black mermaid, black queen, people of color. Whatever. You're doing
• 1:02:09
  a lot of jump shooting. Who to make the prince white? Is what
• 1:02:13
  I'm trying to you know what I'm saying again kind of like Shoe warned yourself.
• 1:02:19
  I don't know, like he made this story up to make have white
• 1:02:23
  prints, like what, but I mean if part of this, I mean
• 1:02:27
  it's not necessary for like that story still could have been told if he was
• 1:02:32
  if if she was still white. Yeah, but the but the fact that
• 1:02:37
  you like brought up the fact that she was black, like like this also
• 1:02:39
  gave like a modern day like Brandy Cinderella for seeing how like there was just
• 1:02:45
  so many ethnicities and even then, wasn't the Prince Asian? Yeah? And
• 1:02:50
  uh and the Brandy Mermaid he was the people actually Asian, Spanic, Asian,
• 1:03:00
  Philippine. It's an Asia, yes, but I like to say,
• 1:03:05
  but yes, yeah, and the king was white and the queen was black.
• 1:03:07
  Yeah. I didn't mind it. It's just just I just felt like,
• 1:03:13
  okay, what I just like, we need to have a white man
• 1:03:15
  character, ga, Like everyone can't be black? Why not because it's dizzy?
• 1:03:22
  Because it can't. It's not Princess in the Frog because reasons. Even
• 1:03:25
  in Princess of the Frogs, it was that has some black character to them
• 1:03:28
  into frogs. Hey, And that was my problem with that movie. But
• 1:03:30
  it was a great movie. I let the movie, but they turned into
• 1:03:32
  the speaking the story anyway, do you think the Transformer timeline is kind of
• 1:03:37
  weird? And I stopped watching Transformers after this. I stopped after the Shila
• 1:03:42
  Buffalo. Yeah, after child Breuth was allers thinking about it, all of
• 1:03:45
  a sudden, Transformers existed in the eighties and ship in the nineties. Because
• 1:03:52
  they're going back, they're almost like prequels almost. It's like, so nobody
• 1:03:55
  knew there was Transformers shit happening this whole time. Wasn't a dinosaur transformed?
• 1:04:00
  That's what I'm saying, is like all the ship and it's like, oh,
• 1:04:04
  out of nowhere. Yeah, that's the thing that doesn't make sense.
• 1:04:06
  It doesn't make see like rewrite their own history. But they already showed like
• 1:04:11
  the first Transformer is like all right, just the first time we're experiencing this.
• 1:04:15
  All the ship's happening in the government. We've never seen these before.
• 1:04:17
  It happened in or the beginning of time, the beginning of the Earth and
• 1:04:24
  shit like that. That's all. It's kind of fucking weird Decepticons. But
• 1:04:28
  it's like I was, it's kind of like fast and furious where you have
• 1:04:31
  to just like exam you just gotta doesn't start. You're here for cars,
• 1:04:39
  explosions, robots. Fact, don't think, I don't worry, don't don't
• 1:04:43
  don't think too hard, don't think at all. Yeah, don't think.
• 1:04:45
  Just just just enjoy what's happening in front of And what I did while watching
• 1:04:50
  Little Mermaid was think too much. Yeah, I just thought about how the
• 1:04:55
  fucking the story of the Little Mermaid. It's dumb as out what you mean,
• 1:05:00
  like as a as a narrative, story makes no sense. The Mermaid,
• 1:05:05
  right, right, the Mermaid. You're a mermaid. You only know
• 1:05:11
  mermaids. Shit, you only know under the sea. You see humans every
• 1:05:15
  night again rarely, but you're so intrigued about what they do, despite knowing
• 1:05:23
  that these people killed your mother. Oh, these niggas killed your mom.
• 1:05:29
  You know this, And they pollute in your home, destroying your home all
• 1:05:34
  the time because remember the one part of this day they was like they destroyed
• 1:05:39
  the core reef with the shipwreck, Like, yeah, the core Reek is
• 1:05:42
  gonna take years and hundreds of years. So but despite all this, I
• 1:05:47
  gotta know them, I gotta know more, Like why, no, her
• 1:05:51
  whole thing was like, not all of them are How the fuck do you
• 1:05:55
  know because just like how there's different people and me and mermaids, like not
• 1:06:00
  everybody's the same with it. How do you know we mermaids are pretty much
• 1:06:04
  being optimistic, so like like like honestly be real because she listened to him
• 1:06:10
  on the boat when she was over the fan listened to one nigga on the
• 1:06:13
  boat and one nigga on the boat and was like, we you know what
• 1:06:17
  I'm saying. Let's be were like, all right, so if you encounter
• 1:06:23
  every dog you've ever encountered bites you, but you got one dog. Oh
• 1:06:28
  he don't bite, and he don't bite, but you're still gonna be like,
• 1:06:31
  are you gonna go back the motherfucker? Probably not. No, she
• 1:06:34
  hasn't had any encounters. They killed your mom, Yeah, one of them
• 1:06:39
  killed it, sure that she Shouldn't that be enough? If one dog kills
• 1:06:45
  my mom, I'm gonna be a little nervous forever. Dogs. Yeah,
• 1:06:51
  don't get it until you see that one dog is frolicking in the grass,
• 1:06:57
  playing with a butterfly, looking cute and shit like, Oh, he don't
• 1:07:00
  look vicious because I want to think about he don't look because you know what,
• 1:07:03
  I want to frolic with that I wish I could tell my mom about
• 1:07:06
  this. Oh exactly, look at this little puppy and hold on on top
• 1:07:13
  of that. Oh, let me go to this this part. Oh they
• 1:07:15
  destroyed it because they're fucking around in the ocean. Oh they're fishing, killing
• 1:07:19
  my little fish friends all day just because they want fish on the menu.
• 1:07:26
  Hey man, but she gotta know. And then you got so bad sounds
• 1:07:34
  like America that you go to the very obvious, evil witch woman who clearly
• 1:07:42
  has the best of intentions. I'm gonna give you my voice for an easily
• 1:07:47
  accomplishable task. Make this nigga fall in love with you in a in a
• 1:07:54
  in on the service world that you have no experience, and give him the
• 1:07:59
  kiss you in three days. But if you don't, I own your soul,
• 1:08:05
  said, like what the arials not the sharpest tool. And the nun
• 1:08:14
  she was a little she was getting all her First off, she was getting
• 1:08:16
  all her information from scuttle. So that just gives you the Amazon forker dingo
• 1:08:19
  hopper playing with her your here, like, come on, so she was
• 1:08:25
  just an inquisitive so you know your only information is from a bird, and
• 1:08:31
  like, you know they're cool. No, the Scuttle said. Scuttle said,
• 1:08:36
  not all humors are bad, but they just hate coconuts. They really,
• 1:08:41
  I'm trying to make this funny. I'm not trying making funny, that's
• 1:08:44
  what they said. I'm just trying. This is dumb. It's just Disney
• 1:08:46
  also, so like we're really trying to dive deeper to and then and then
• 1:08:50
  if you want to get the stories, you want even deeper. If you
• 1:08:54
  want to get even deeper and the original Little Mermaid, all she had to
• 1:08:58
  do was just write down to Eric on the beach, Hey, I need
• 1:09:00
  to kiss you so I can get my voice back. Yeah, a parent,
• 1:09:03
  but I think they found the loophole where he said every time, that's
• 1:09:08
  a new one. That's not what a dumb bitch. She could have just
• 1:09:14
  wrote down, Hey, I can't talk right now, so my thing.
• 1:09:15
  Just give me a kiss. I'll be able to explain everything better. But
• 1:09:17
  oh cool, Oh yeah. It was one of those YouTube channels like how
• 1:09:24
  the movie actually should have ended? Ye could have ended in five minutes five
• 1:09:27
  minutes, and it was like, oh, how do I know that she
• 1:09:29
  was gonna be able to write? When she signed her name at the bottom
• 1:09:30
  of the script, The contract came in for people that killed your mom.
• 1:09:34
  It was like, yeah, cool, hey man, love it first sight.
• 1:09:38
  I'll be goddamn love it first sight. Yeah. Listen, if fifty
• 1:09:42
  cents son could hang with the son of the person that shot him, why
• 1:09:45
  can't Ariel hang with humans that killed her mother? Because son hates his dad.
• 1:09:51
  That's why I'm just saying he hates his father. So for captain in
• 1:09:57
  real world, the captain in Disney World, like, I need you to
• 1:10:00
  do me a favor. I need you to go in on Scottie. I
• 1:10:05
  mean, listen, Scotty who Scottie Pippen And we could do that real quickly.
• 1:10:12
  Uh, Scottie Pippen is a loser. Uh, the biggest loser,
• 1:10:15
  the biggest loser to ever loser. Michael Jordan used to be horrible at basketball,
• 1:10:20
  Like nigga what he was before all this is coming like like let it
• 1:10:27
  go, nigga, Like, I mean, he said he was a horrible
• 1:10:30
  teammate, horrible got to play with. He said he was horrible at basketball.
• 1:10:33
  He said he was bad before he got there. He said, yeah,
• 1:10:35
  he meant like statistically inefficient, nigga, nigga drop yeah. And then
• 1:10:44
  afterwards his loss is Rookie of the Year, four of the Hall of Famers.
• 1:10:48
  Yeah, slam dun. Yeah, he's definitely a hater generation But he's
• 1:10:55
  a hater. He's just a hater. He didn't just say like horrible,
• 1:10:58
  flat out. He was like but it was like, but this is Michael
• 1:11:01
  Jordan. But the point is this is not the first time, and he
• 1:11:05
  does it every chance he gets. But no, but it's it all stems
• 1:11:10
  from the last dance. Yeah, and it's all bullshit because we didn't need
• 1:11:15
  the last answer. You can look up that you were terrible during that time
• 1:11:17
  that Michael. You didn't want to get in the game. You didn't want
• 1:11:19
  to ruin yourself. Whoa, whoa, there's a video. It's guy you
• 1:11:25
  pointed to the bottom of tea. I need you here. He didn't want
• 1:11:30
  it. But there was also one game away from the finals, so it
• 1:11:33
  wasn't horrible. They weren't. Yes, they were. No, they weren't.
• 1:11:36
  I'm a bull saying they weren't. They weren't one game away from the
• 1:11:40
  finals when Michael was or was it the conference finals? It was there was
• 1:11:44
  It was an Eastern semis, so to the conference final. There was a
• 1:11:47
  game away from the Eastern Conference finals, Eastern Conference rounds. Doctor well,
• 1:11:51
  Eastern Conference Finals, and they still want like fifty seven games without a round
• 1:11:56
  second round loss. Yeah, push seven. So you went from winning multiple
• 1:12:00
  championships second round. You know the story about when he when because he wasn't
• 1:12:05
  getting the ball, Yeah, and he wanted to give him to a coo
• 1:12:10
  coach. Yeah. Yeah. That and then him sitting out the ninety eight
• 1:12:14
  season because he was back up. When a nigga better than you is making
• 1:12:18
  less one, it wasn't Michael Leon Scotti. Pepin was making dog water.
• 1:12:24
  That's because it's dumb. He's DUMBA. I remember this because that was when
• 1:12:27
  the last needed the money, like, I'll do whatever they told him.
• 1:12:32
  He is offering the deal, said don't take the deal. Nigga told the
• 1:12:36
  nigga giving you the deal, said, don't take this deal. I could
• 1:12:41
  he literally said just wait, just wait. I swear to God, bro
• 1:12:45
  got you later. But I'm so it was someone to you because legally I'm
• 1:12:49
  supposed to I'm telling you it was. It was because he needed to pay
• 1:12:54
  for his family's medical stuff. That's where like, I need this money.
• 1:12:57
  Now, what the fuck you got motherfucking it was something with the family.
• 1:13:03
  Obviously the person couldn't wait a year, Michael, and what do stop it?
• 1:13:12
  Voodoo not it might be worse. Was document like all this ship is
• 1:13:18
  known and documented. Yeah, and then they tried to he tried like the
• 1:13:21
  whole thing's like, oh, like he made me look bad, Like there
• 1:13:25
  was a whole bunch of ship that made you look bad. Yeah, you
• 1:13:28
  made you look bad. And it wasn't like Mike was put in the like
• 1:13:31
  everybody saw how he was or stories that they didn't know about him, like
• 1:13:36
  he didn't just put on Scottie. The whole thing was basically about him.
• 1:13:42
  But like like this the ship with him punching curR in the face, like
• 1:13:45
  all that shit, gambling, like all that ship. Scotty is a weirdo
• 1:13:50
  bro. And then he I think Scottie his induction, his Hall of Fame
• 1:13:55
  induction, he called him his greatest teammate. Don't speak Michael Jordan about Scottie
• 1:14:00
  Pippen. What's wrong with that? But that's the point we're making. We're
• 1:14:05
  saying that when he's doing that, and then every time they put a microphone
• 1:14:10
  in your face, I believe, I believe Scottie Pippen, just I feel
• 1:14:13
  like Scottie Pippen just feel like he doesn't get enough credit from Michael Jordan so
• 1:14:19
  much you can get Buddy, I'm sorry. Scotty was great, but yeah,
• 1:14:29
  Jordan and his hall of facing. What we're talking about happened in the
• 1:14:32
  speaker since the last dance, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he felt in
• 1:14:36
  the last dance it was just too much just old about Michael, like it's
• 1:14:40
  the last Dance of Bulls, not Michael Jordan's last dance, because he didn't
• 1:14:43
  went on and played motherfucker Michael Jordan, it's the Bulls. He was sorry,
• 1:14:49
  Yeah, but he didn't win anything without Scottie, right, So that's
• 1:14:53
  that's what he was trying to say. But everybody mentions that. Everybody said,
• 1:14:58
  we all came at that point, we that don't win. Who's better.
• 1:15:02
  He's just nigga. He's just I just feel like Skuys like in the
• 1:15:05
  in the last Dance, it's supposed to be the last Dance of the Bulls,
• 1:15:09
  and he felt like it was just all pretty much just about Michael Jordan
• 1:15:12
  because he because he is the Bulls nigger. Yeah, he was the Bulls
• 1:15:17
  before Scottie got there when he was losing everything. He's the Bulls today.
• 1:15:24
  Sure in two thousand twenty three. When you think about the bull when you
• 1:15:27
  think about Chicago Bulls about I don't think about Scottie Pippen. I don't think
• 1:15:30
  about Deck Rolls. I don't think about Jimmy Butler. I don't think about
• 1:15:33
  Joe Kim Number. I think about Michael Jeffrey Jordan. I think I think
• 1:15:36
  about Bill Bim Gordon. I don't. I don't think about Curry. I
• 1:15:42
  think about Michael Dan. He definitely, he definitely his fatass Jersey Like,
• 1:15:55
  bro, get over it, bro, Like just like, get over it,
• 1:15:59
  BROA. But I mean, we know why he's doing this. He's
• 1:16:01
  hurt. He's hurt, and then it also doesn't help his wife. Yeah,
• 1:16:06
  fucked by Michael Jordan Junior. Let me to the wild. Imagine the
• 1:16:11
  nigga that you hate the most. That's why his son is fucking your wife?
• 1:16:15
  Yeah? What what a cherry on top is? Nah? That's last
• 1:16:20
  I can say. I can't blame him from hate for hating because I hate
• 1:16:27
  you brought him into this world. Control you control your boy, But the
• 1:16:32
  thing is your bitch. That's more wild. I can't. That's yeah,
• 1:16:40
  she's that's definitely a wild arm, just like because like they were friends then,
• 1:16:46
  so you was watching this little nigga grow up to now. I don't
• 1:16:49
  think the exact and I don't think they were friends like friends friends. They
• 1:16:54
  were the locker room again, she was around him enough. She came a
• 1:16:57
  little bit later. She think they got together in like nineties. I mean,
• 1:17:02
  I'm sure it was still around each other, like they was still both
• 1:17:05
  in the league. You know, I'm saying, you're gonna cross paths and
• 1:17:09
  ship either way. It's nasty. You know, you know who that nigga's
• 1:17:13
  son is or you know who his dad is. That's weird. That's very
• 1:17:17
  weird. That's definitely the real reason. That's the real reason. Most likely
• 1:17:23
  he should just come out and say that what his wife getting sucked by the
• 1:17:28
  future too. Who isn't his wife get He has to come out and say
• 1:17:30
  it, like Kanye did with Pete Davidson. You got my wife is kidding
• 1:17:39
  taking what do you say? Like eight inch pink dick, like whoa whoa?
• 1:17:46
  Like nine I gotta say, you gotta say, like Zach Randoff,
• 1:17:49
  I'm married a ho he just tweeted it just just one sentence. I married
• 1:17:55
  a whole period. Huh, just say that. I think he said that
• 1:18:00
  niggas would be so much more forgiving. He's dealing with a lot to say,
• 1:18:05
  dress your age with dressing age, Yeah, he can't dress stupid.
• 1:18:10
  He's just now getting like sixty seven. He saw future and said, I
• 1:18:18
  that's no, you ain't. You ain't. He can't even sing jump man,
• 1:18:31
  I can't sing nothing. Speaking of speaking of people having sex with people,
• 1:18:41
  Kim Kardashian uh said recently that, uh, she said Kanye Kanye Shenanigans
• 1:18:51
  will do way more damage than my sex tape. Ever, does um I
• 1:18:58
  kind of agree with I do not. I do too. I don't agree.
• 1:19:01
  I agree with her, Yeah, I agree with her. I don't
• 1:19:03
  because people don't really think about the sex statement stuff like that anymore. And
• 1:19:08
  we're at the time and we're at the time now we're like that, shit's
• 1:19:10
  like that's shaming all that. It's like door like list their empire. He's
• 1:19:17
  doing what he's what he's doing way more crazy. See this this all goes
• 1:19:23
  back to see that that applies logically to um adults. We're dealing with children
• 1:19:30
  here. Yeah, now if nowadays actually smarter than anything, they're a lot
• 1:19:36
  petti too, more cruel evolved. You can be evolved all you want,
• 1:19:41
  but they're very cruel. Nah, we were a lot crueler. Hey,
• 1:19:45
  these motherfuckers against like bullying and shit bullying, like we were the cruelest.
• 1:19:54
  Hey, you can't even do shit at school. You can suspended for bullying
• 1:19:58
  in school. When you were in high school, obviously just couldn't ever notice.
• 1:20:03
  What would you think would happened if you knew some kid his mom had
• 1:20:09
  a sex tape out and you could pull this up and view this, would
• 1:20:13
  that not be around? It'd be very quickly, Yeah, it'd be around
• 1:20:15
  even quicker quick. Yeah, but that same moms also like a billionaire at
• 1:20:21
  this point. She's also so your type of kids. It's gonna be rich
• 1:20:29
  kids. So what's gonna be The Felock kids are gonna be like, yeah,
• 1:20:31
  I don't give a like I'm at like that. It's gonna be the
• 1:20:35
  Felock kid that come at one, he's not gonna like give a fuck.
• 1:20:40
  Yeah, they're gonna have a a intelligent rebuttal to you. Yeah, and
• 1:20:44
  then we're gonna be like stuff that pussy and a locker. But we're gonna
• 1:20:46
  laugh at this because you're thinking of your you're you're doing that today. I
• 1:20:51
  don't know. Listen, I'm pretty sure they are, but it's not a
• 1:20:56
  smaller percentage. Now, I don't think we would. We wouldn't. How
• 1:21:00
  there's no way to know. I'm talking about right here when they bullieve a
• 1:21:04
  little motherfucking we don't even deal with stuff and people and lockers in high school.
• 1:21:10
  Huh. We didn't even deal with stuff and people in lockers. Now,
• 1:21:12
  I definitely know people that got stuff in lockers high school. Somebody got
• 1:21:15
  who got stuff in the locker high school? Nobody got stuff in the locker
• 1:21:19
  high school? Yes, huh. When he saw an ad for um,
• 1:21:23
  the sex tape, yeah no, yeah, yeah she did, yeah cam
• 1:21:30
  yeah, sure, which is all she saw it. Yeah. But the
• 1:21:34
  question is, rolo, why are you advertising like a twenty year old sexty?
• 1:21:41
  Yeah? In roadblocks? That's a billionaire because people, that's why it's
• 1:21:46
  never gonna deal. Can't you find it for free? You can, but
• 1:21:50
  people pay for shit you give it free all the time. They do you
• 1:21:54
  think that website still up? Yeah, there's no way that website you can
• 1:21:57
  buy it. Yes, were you buying that from body somewhere? I'm gonna
• 1:22:00
  DVD. They might not be making money from it. If somebody is,
• 1:22:03
  somebody is, come on, they're sick. Danny probably are. But hey,
• 1:22:10
  this is two six shit out everywhere, and it always goes back to
• 1:22:14
  your actions speak louder than words. Yeah, I don't see it. I
• 1:22:19
  just be like, yeah, what did he do? I mean, yeah,
• 1:22:21
  he says a lot of crazy shit, but he's a He's a certified
• 1:22:25
  crazy person. So you think that like invalid because we're in this in the
• 1:22:29
  sensitive time. What he's saying is gonna be is gonna do more damage than
• 1:22:33
  that. What's damage? What's damage to them? Damage to them? I
• 1:22:38
  interpret damage to them is people gonna on weekend mess with you because your dad
• 1:22:42
  did this. So I feel like more people are gonna go him. Nobody's
• 1:22:46
  gonna okay, okay. I believe that when they get older of age,
• 1:22:51
  Okay, mom got a sex stay, okay, boom. But the fact
• 1:22:55
  that Kanye is always doing something constantly bring being brought up, that's gonna be
• 1:23:00
  more damaging, Like god, damn yo, go take your dad to go
• 1:23:02
  sit down. Realistically, the way I see it happening is it's just gonna
• 1:23:05
  be. It's gonna be pretty even I don't think it's gonna be. Both
• 1:23:09
  your parents are a fucking mess, Like, yeah, your mom has a
• 1:23:11
  sex tape with with Brandy's brother and then your dad that's not really shut the
• 1:23:15
  fuck up. But you never hear anything and it will be forty year negative.
• 1:23:19
  Nobody's gonna ptend negative into a empire. Yeah they did, but that's
• 1:23:26
  the only thing. Like, there's nothing, like you don't hear anything else
• 1:23:28
  coming from like the Kardashian camp. But then Kanye Kanye's walking around with sucking
• 1:23:32
  shoulder pads and the T shirt with no eyebrows and in blue socks on with
• 1:23:39
  Draco malf So it's like you're constantly gonna see Kanye Kanye and you getting not
• 1:23:46
  not just dressing but different to me the things he's doing. Yeah, you
• 1:23:51
  can see how that has more effect half he says, he says dumb shit.
• 1:23:56
  He says so much. Who when you say, it's all the time
• 1:24:00
  he comes up and you don't go sex tape. That's the first thing I
• 1:24:04
  have to get over that. That's the first thing. The first thing every
• 1:24:08
  time you think comes up sex tape, yes, tape, yes, yes,
• 1:24:15
  because I don't give a about her show, Yeah, pretty much everything.
• 1:24:19
  Yes, yeah, I don't wonder that's the first thing that comes to
• 1:24:24
  mind when I die. But whatever, But hold on, that's us,
• 1:24:29
  that's like, but that's us because we were around. I don't think about
• 1:24:35
  it. I can't think about it, but I don't think I do.
• 1:24:42
  If I'm a kid, I wish you would say something to me. I
• 1:24:45
  don't pull up your mom getting fuck what I'm gonna pull up a mean quote
• 1:24:48
  that Kanye said, who gets the ship? I can pull up your mocking
• 1:24:53
  fu and they don't card ever, can't be dead. Think about it.
• 1:24:58
  If some if say you go to school with North, North said some slick
• 1:25:01
  shit to you. Are you pulling up? Are you responding with the sex
• 1:25:05
  taint or are you responding with the when he wore the red cat that one
• 1:25:09
  time. I think I'm pulling up here her mom getting fucked dick in your
• 1:25:14
  mind's mouth, I'm the one wish Nigga is getting sucked off by your mom.
• 1:25:18
  I said, yeah, that's a that's a banger. It's a bang
• 1:25:24
  every time it's it's it's like Exodian Yugo nigga. You can't lose, can't
• 1:25:30
  be, can't meet it no matter what he says. That that's what I'm
• 1:25:35
  saying. When she got good for him, just the loud of the word
• 1:25:42
  she got good for him. That arch was crazy. It's like you and
• 1:25:45
  it's like I feel like cloud bro. She was saying this, Jess Bro
• 1:25:50
  like bro, it's yo. Yeah it was twenty years ago. Yeah,
• 1:25:55
  you build an empire off it, but it still affects you because you act
• 1:25:59
  like it don't affect you, like, oh, it doesn't matter. You
• 1:26:00
  were crying when they when your son almost halfway seem to add about it,
• 1:26:05
  bitch, So it clearly affects you. Twenty years later. You still live
• 1:26:12
  in fear because you got kids. Her about them. She lived in fear
• 1:26:16
  because her kid might see it. That's what the problem. She wasn't on
• 1:26:23
  roadblocks. Her son was. Oh shit, my son might seem sucking dick.
• 1:26:28
  I'm mortified. Yeah, but I mean, but as they get older,
• 1:26:33
  that's just gonna. Yeah, it happened, just like he said.
• 1:26:39
  The dumb shit he says, oh, slavery was a choice. Yeah he's
• 1:26:44
  gone. He said that dumb, but but a stream of bullshit dumb votes
• 1:26:49
  is never gonna weigh more. The physical videos of those quotes got it,
• 1:26:58
  got it back. But if you're talking about monetary value of damage to his
• 1:27:02
  actual family, you can talk about that. We could, but nobody you
• 1:27:06
  can talk about the fact that the reason why he's no longer they're no long
• 1:27:10
  long no longer together is probably due to his mental illness or because Pete David
• 1:27:15
  is the starting fucking mom no means why they started sucking his mind because they
• 1:27:21
  were no longer together, exactly. There's a lot of things that a lot
• 1:27:25
  of here is a lot of ammunition. If any of them kids trying to
• 1:27:27
  say anything to me, it's over. I say, that's North said.
• 1:27:32
  None of y'all niggas say nothing to me. Why aren't they together? Is
• 1:27:35
  it Kanye? Because they're both because of the sex. That's why your beard's
• 1:27:41
  uneven. And I was like, well, well not you, Well,
• 1:27:48
  well you know whose beard isn't uneven? Motherfucking ray Jings. I can't tell
• 1:27:54
  though, because the angle stixated on his cock. But he sucked by whom
• 1:27:59
  you're my damn mother bitch. I won't really Okay, there's no there's no
• 1:28:04
  way to get around. Rather, would you rather have your dad say crazy
• 1:28:09
  shit on the time or your mom put put your shoes on, put the
• 1:28:15
  easies on your feet. Would you rather your dad be saying crazy shit on
• 1:28:19
  the time or you know, forever in all time? Your mom has a
• 1:28:25
  video of her getting sucked and fucked by ray Jack. One of the music
• 1:28:38
  is also one of the greatest on a different scale, though different spectrum.
• 1:28:45
  Yeah, that quote, to me is her trying to a lot of girl.
• 1:28:51
  What a lot of women do try to do today is trying to like
• 1:28:55
  shake the whole off, like ro the whole still there. We accepted that
• 1:28:58
  that's more acceptable there, but it's still there. Okay, it's acceptable be
• 1:29:01
  the hole now. That doesn't make you less of a home. Sorry,
• 1:29:08
  I don't think that makes her home. I'm not saying I say sex on
• 1:29:14
  camera. She has sex. She ain't a hole. She didn't just have
• 1:29:15
  sex. She had sex and distributed it to the world. You have sex,
• 1:29:19
  She know what you did. Look, that was a plan. You
• 1:29:25
  have sex? You right? Is your dick on the internet? No,
• 1:29:31
  Lamar, you have sex? Do you not? Sometimes? Not as much
• 1:29:38
  as I would really really must She clearly don't listen because he even get hysterrapy
• 1:29:47
  off. Only only all these Actually, I gotta get home right now.
• 1:29:56
  You have a schedule sex period, No, no, no, spontaneous,
• 1:30:00
  don't guy, it's it's sex. Second Thursday, she did she didn't wear
• 1:30:08
  her sex underwear to night Wednesday. Watch that ass Wednesday. A girl wearing
• 1:30:15
  the day of the week underwear. I'll be and it's the wrong day.
• 1:30:17
  Yeah, I don't want to see the day of the week at all.
• 1:30:19
  I don't want to see that. I just I don't know it's acceptable if
• 1:30:23
  the day is later. M hm. Like if she if it's Wednesday and
• 1:30:28
  she's wearing Friday underwear, I don't want to. I don't wait. I
• 1:30:31
  don't get you. That's that's gonna throw me off. And then the fact
• 1:30:34
  that because you'll think, wait, is it she's still wearing those from last
• 1:30:36
  Friday. Damn, that's crazy. That's why. That's why her like Wednesday
• 1:30:42
  but Fridays underwear, thinking she wears she just wore those underwears two days,
• 1:30:47
  but she wore as a whole eight six seven days. Bits go getting the
• 1:30:50
  shower. But you're right, wow, you on Friday underwear on Sunday.
• 1:30:58
  Oh, that's weird. We do something about things that I'm feeling. I'm
• 1:31:09
  not come. I don't that. So at the um at the thing gender
• 1:31:17
  reveal, it was this old black lady. It was just like, it's
• 1:31:21
  just great to see everybody, see everybody outside. I was like, you
• 1:31:27
  know what, She's right, because it's been a while since like I've seen
• 1:31:30
  like my family and like a big cookout or anything. Yeah. So it's
• 1:31:34
  just like, damn, I missed that COVID. It's like, yes,
• 1:31:40
  that's what she said. She's like, I haven't been outside like this since
• 1:31:42
  COVID. I was like, damn, like, couple, you could have
• 1:31:44
  been outside, could have been a little bit. It's been okay, you
• 1:31:49
  know, you're good. You know. I don't know her situation. Yeah,
• 1:31:53
  yeah, oh yeah, COVID fuck up a library. The cookouts.
• 1:31:56
  Cookouts ain't cookouting like they used to, at least in my fami. Maybe
• 1:32:00
  it's just my family, Um you I would agree with that. And I'm
• 1:32:03
  I'm I'm about to see soon. So I'm a family union coming up in
• 1:32:06
  Virginia. So at the end of the nearly like in a few weeks,
• 1:32:12
  so Virginia. Now that'll be a bad We're gonna see I haven't been.
• 1:32:15
  I haven't been down there in like four years, right, longer than that,
• 1:32:19
  really, like for family stuff, longer that I would stay closer to
• 1:32:24
  ten years. So anybody gotta pulled out for this one should And if you
• 1:32:29
  don't, I mean, I mean the whole I took the Friday off that
• 1:32:31
  week and that Monday, so it's like I got the old thing mapped out.
• 1:32:36
  So we're gonna see if it's really what it's really hitting for the cookout
• 1:32:41
  cookouts, because I'm expecting that to be my biggest cookout of the year.
• 1:32:45
  Okay, um, besides Lenny Day of course. Yeah, I dj down
• 1:32:50
  there. Let me know how you pull up? I travel? I travel
• 1:32:56
  so Mike real. Yeah. I was gonna say, you're getting to that
• 1:32:59
  age. And if it's like if he needs a grill, they're gonna ask
• 1:33:00
  you to ask you to grills me. He gonna ge me. Yeah,
• 1:33:06
  No, I'm ready. I'm ready to grow. I'm not I'm not time.
• 1:33:10
  I'm saying I can't. I'm saying I'm not saying that I'm not.
• 1:33:17
  I'm I'm not willing to do that. I just feel like i'm so like
• 1:33:23
  my grandfather has a lot of grilling left in him. Okay, because my
• 1:33:28
  grandfather's built different, he's still got a lot of grilling years. And then
• 1:33:30
  my dad right behind him, is my dad? Or your dad hasn't even
• 1:33:33
  picked up? The man tweeters my dad. He's he's barely started to pick
• 1:33:38
  up. The man gets for certain things, boy, were certain things he
• 1:33:43
  can't do still, like the ribs are exclusively my grandfather. Nobody can sucking
• 1:33:47
  do ribs unless he's sick or something. Now, like, don't let my
• 1:33:56
  dad around and do like burgers and chicken and basics basic stuff. Cool.
• 1:34:02
  I was like then when I was five, right, chill chilling my dad.
• 1:34:06
  My dad was my first hot dogs charcoal a hank killed, propaid and
• 1:34:23
  propaid excessively. I don't use gas. Well, what you're doing is you're
• 1:34:28
  tasting the meat, not the heat. Um. So like that. So
• 1:34:33
  I have I have a lot of head of me before I even get in
• 1:34:39
  the line at all. But I'm ready in the line. Just take it.
• 1:34:42
  You just gotta yeah, Okay, I'm ready, brom telling. I've
• 1:34:46
  been watching all this, But do you know how to? I mean,
• 1:34:49
  it's simple, No, it's not it's simple. All of it is simple.
• 1:34:56
  Burger, a hot dog, chicken, shore well rising, even burglar.
• 1:35:01
  People still suck up flipping it. Many times you think, oh,
• 1:35:08
  you're flipping. You know, you don't just one flip. You know about
• 1:35:11
  the hot and cold side. Yes, if you could, if you can,
• 1:35:15
  a lot of people don't know that. Yeah, I'm saying it.
• 1:35:15
  Once you understand that, grilling shouldn't be that difficult for you. It is.
• 1:35:21
  I'm not disrespected grilling, but it's it's cooking, bro. If you
• 1:35:28
  can cook, if you understand cooking, you can understand grilling in at certain
• 1:35:31
  point of time. Not as fast as like stovetop cooking, but it shouldn't
• 1:35:35
  take you a long time to understand the principles of grilling and the grilling acceptable
• 1:35:41
  food. That's what I'm saying. Smoke so different and then smoking, Now,
• 1:35:45
  that's that's different. That's different, that's a process. That is a
• 1:35:48
  process. Yeah, I'm just getting into that now. Smoking you gotta learn
• 1:35:54
  some ship. You gotta understand some things. Temperatures, what type of what
• 1:35:59
  are you using, what type of what type of burners? Smokers, whatever
• 1:36:02
  you're doing. If you're not a bitch, huh, Because a lot of
• 1:36:06
  bitches out there use triggers, like what I call is a setting and forget
• 1:36:10
  it smoker, who what basically a smoker where you're just sitting in there and
• 1:36:15
  you just leave it alone. You don't have to watch the meat, watch
• 1:36:18
  different things. Let the ets do sh for you. Don't turn. That's
• 1:36:23
  not because that's what I got. That's that's a bitch. That's not barber,
• 1:36:29
  that's not that's it's like it's like having an automatic star when you manual,
• 1:36:33
  like we were still getting to the same destination. I didn't manu right
• 1:36:39
  now, yeah, right now. Real beaters and they don't don't have triggers.
• 1:36:46
  That's twenty twenty three. You gotta work. That's smarter, not harder.
• 1:36:49
  That's the fun of it. Show it's fun. That's what they say
• 1:36:51
  about driving. See that's the thing. See also that's too because when you
• 1:36:57
  get into that type of I mean, all cooking is can be your hobby,
• 1:37:00
  but that specific type stuff like smoking and grilling and barbecuing, people really
• 1:37:04
  take that serious as an actual hobby. Besides, they're just the practicality of
• 1:37:09
  cooking to eat and whatever, so they take it a little they do a
• 1:37:14
  little extra different things where you know, they don't want to cut corners in
• 1:37:17
  certain area. All the best barbecue spots, especially down south, they're not
• 1:37:21
  using triggers. Sure, I assume that. Sure because they value the process.
• 1:37:29
  They value the process, and they're putting out a product for people to
• 1:37:31
  buy. If I'm just cooking in my house for me, I'm putting it
• 1:37:38
  and I still got check it every now and then because sometimes the pellets create
• 1:37:41
  like a little divid and there's now pellets getting there, So now I'm losing
• 1:37:44
  heat. So now I got checking make sure I'll put the pellets over the
• 1:37:45
  jump. I still got check it. I still got check all that air
• 1:37:51
  frog keep it moving. I ate already looking at your chicken for the six
• 1:37:59
  hours straight. Bro, we got ship to do all right, but mine
• 1:38:02
  gonna taste better. Sure, nigga, when you in twenty twenty seven,
• 1:38:06
  find that bitch okay um? But yeah, like we're gonna complain that nigga
• 1:38:14
  brought ribs in. Well, you didn't complain anytime I brought in rims support.
• 1:38:18
  Oh my, Nigga's delicious speak of that. I mean, when you
• 1:38:21
  bring it again, it's about that time. I mean, I was looking
• 1:38:24
  at I was like, where the ruggs the day? But a nigga's got
• 1:38:26
  money. Yeah, I talk about the ingredients. Is that all it tastes.
• 1:38:30
  That's always all it tastes. Take it. I would take it.
• 1:38:33
  I would pay for the eyes till I don't care how much they cost.
• 1:38:35
  Yeah, that's too much. Now, that was how I said. It's
• 1:38:40
  not doctor. Have you seen how much oxtill? And have you seen how
• 1:38:46
  much get? But that's that's way too much. Now there's certain games too.
• 1:38:53
  No, no, no getting too just two things of not too ox
• 1:38:58
  or a whole kind of want to be I don't care. I no,
• 1:39:00
  no, I know that's a price that's not I'm talking about. I get
• 1:39:03
  it. But we're gonna pack of oxtail. You're not supposed to get to
• 1:39:06
  right, two of the like whatever, because oxtail is the whole thing.
• 1:39:12
  You only get two pieces forty bucks. That should not be fifteen dollars.
• 1:39:16
  We'll just buy more, right, No, but I'm getting it. I
• 1:39:23
  don't care about understand it doesn't want to support this. He doesn't want to
• 1:39:28
  because that's a problem that I'm gonna take a stands a line and buy them
• 1:39:32
  oxtail that's a true problem. It is a problem. It is I just
• 1:39:36
  I just want a big ass. But it's not a problem that we're worth
• 1:39:40
  worrying about. I'm not gonna change enough, MJ. We'll talk later.
• 1:39:44
  I'm gonna buy I'll give you the money for a steak. If that is
• 1:39:45
  that? He like, Is that is that a possibility? What me?
• 1:39:49
  Not me not buying these? We'll do the ribs. Why not just make
• 1:39:53
  this episode in twenty minutes. I'm just gonna shows all how to grill properly.
• 1:39:58
  We just make it a FU and Patreon grilling with MJ. Grilling with
• 1:40:01
  MJ. Maybe maybe never mind, He said, no, just make sure
• 1:40:06
  you can't let can't let him know you put your rubs and sauces and and
• 1:40:11
  clear bottles. Yeah, we're just we're just doing like a still crack.
• 1:40:15
  That's my two step fire. You make your own rubs. I don't do
• 1:40:17
  that, not yet. You got their own sauce. It's all all rubs
• 1:40:20
  are dolls saying there's nothing like spices pepper, so much different ratios. I
• 1:40:29
  guess, yes, the ratio, but it is a little like beef.
• 1:40:32
  You should you should use this like beef is pretty much. You should probably
• 1:40:36
  just use salt and pepper, maybe garlic salt maybe, but like yeah,
• 1:40:45
  like pork, pork and chicken is that's where you really get freaky. Yeah,
• 1:40:49
  even burger this is. This is a clean pal It's called like fire
• 1:40:53
  Society. That's what I use. They have different rubs for different like specific
• 1:40:59
  like this is for Wayne, this for chicken. This is for you know,
• 1:41:01
  steaks and shit like that. So that's what I use. Now I
• 1:41:05
  want a steak. This is as soon as we're down, I'm going to
• 1:41:10
  I'm giving him money, and I was buying all this shit. I don't
• 1:41:14
  need that. I'm getting all this the Gator drool all that shit, but
• 1:41:15
  the Gator Sun or the Saturday I was. But I guess I gotta go
• 1:41:24
  to Atlantic City. Now you're saying that like I'm drying your chicks or not.
• 1:41:29
  Nigga, he said, I don't get enough already. I'm gonna be
• 1:41:35
  there. I'm gonna be there. That's the same. Beware Acy come through.
• 1:41:41
  I'm coming. I got roost pick nic afterwards. Yeah, I'm off
• 1:41:46
  Sunday, so I'm trying to go to the roots too. I'm trying to
• 1:41:48
  go, but I'm trying to get chickets somehow. But yeah, I want
• 1:41:51
  to go Friday. I didn't see the lineup, so I was gonna Friday's
• 1:41:56
  Day. Chappelle, I think I'm trying to go Friday. If it's not
• 1:42:00
  so, I'm on Friday this weekend. But them adding Usher, Yeah,
• 1:42:05
  man, Usher was crazy. He coming out from Vegas with it, because
• 1:42:10
  I mean, I think his regidency he's done. He's replacing Didd. He
• 1:42:14
  did he can make it. H that's really funny. But I really want
• 1:42:23
  to see want to bring people had a whole and none of them Usher,
• 1:42:28
  anybody could have been bringing out. Uh now we just got out, so
• 1:42:32
  you keep everything else you're talking about Diddy. This is the whole disrespected nigga.
• 1:42:36
  Oh yeah, that's fine, but none of his artists is not sure.
• 1:42:39
  That's a bisexual king right there. Go ahead, go ahead. He
• 1:42:42
  literally has Mary J. Blige. That's not un sure. Go ahead,
• 1:42:46
  go ahead. He ain't gonna go dig up, biggie. Whoa, whoa,
• 1:42:51
  thank you? I mean whoa that like you have? Mike said much
• 1:42:58
  worse things. And his dog ain't ready to die. No, his dog
• 1:43:08
  did. No, his dog just died and he wasn't ready. He didn't
• 1:43:15
  die. We put him downright, I do want to see like Roy,
• 1:43:17
  Oh he was ready to die. Probably, Yeah, Jones is gonna be
• 1:43:24
  there. Oh this is your chance. Wait, hold on, this is
• 1:43:28
  your chance. My girl from the podcast gonna be there. We're not there
• 1:43:31
  time. I'm not dropping the ball. And yeah, you can't fum back
• 1:43:35
  twice. You can't a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, you fumble really
• 1:43:41
  bad. It wasn't I got they were some preventive measures. They would have
• 1:43:45
  understood that bro able to understand. Yeah, well we won't get into it.
• 1:43:49
  They your man staid black nigga. Why are you here? Yeah,
• 1:43:53
  you're definitely the Shawan Jackson that one. Yeah, I'm buying all of this.
• 1:43:56
  And then yeah, is that high sauces there's different. Yeah, it's
• 1:44:00
  something we're hot. Get busy with. How I'm start really hill. So
• 1:44:04
  you're gonna skip cooking in general, just moved the grilling. Yeah yeah,
• 1:44:08
  fu cooking. I mean that's the cooking. But he don't cook period.
• 1:44:15
  Fun all that ship. That's like I can't swim, but I'm gonna be
• 1:44:18
  a professional diver. Yeah I can die. I can't say it. But
• 1:44:20
  like you said, like the grilling you got in the water. He's tried
• 1:44:24
  started from the basic. He's trying to starting, you know, chicken,
• 1:44:27
  I'm starting the food. I like, there you go. You gotta cook
• 1:44:30
  the food. And honestly, steak is not hard. Man. I don't
• 1:44:33
  put so much butod on this ship. You don't what you're gonna put what
• 1:44:36
  on it? But I thought you said bood I like I like buttery steaks.
• 1:44:47
  I like butter. Oh yeah, steak in the pan, that's all.
• 1:44:53
  Yeah, you killed that. That's what I'm doing. The medium garlic,
• 1:44:59
  roll that garlican time and a fucking not you reverse here talmah. Yeah,
• 1:45:05
  I haven't got I don't have a smoker. Get it to whatever temperature
• 1:45:10
  whatever eternally medium or whatever. I'm hungry, bro, I'm hungry star.
• 1:45:15
  That's I did for my dad's I made my own butter, you know this,
• 1:45:23
  But that's what I want to do. I want to make my own
• 1:45:25
  compound, make it. Put whatever you wanted to the butter. But it's
• 1:45:29
  still like it just but this is why I hate that Walmart is no longer.
• 1:45:33
  Twenty four hours we EASi could have been there because I easy could have.
• 1:45:35
  So will be done but the steak came back the night. Were not
• 1:45:42
  a to a Walmart. You ain't getting them. I got to search for
• 1:45:48
  that. Give me a next little rabbit, whole foods. All right,
• 1:45:54
  good marbling on it. We're gonna go from no, I mean I want
• 1:45:57
  to say that one say that we'll do We'll do a bit of him.
• 1:46:00
  We could do a couple. We can do a couple. Well, how
• 1:46:01
  sassy are you would say? We go from real men talk to uh yeahs
• 1:46:06
  even had the list how sassy you were? I have plast episode you were
• 1:46:11
  sassy? We could talk to sassy master earlier a little bit of master.
• 1:46:15
  I'm always yeah. So people were upset because I got real side assistance.
• 1:46:18
  No sassy people were That was the That was the that was on as joking
• 1:46:27
  was like. It was like first the fact that you called your dad and
• 1:46:30
  then he told you that I forgot you did that. But day niggas to
• 1:46:34
  be listening. I didn't call him to ask him what I had to do.
• 1:46:40
  I just called him let him know what was going on. Elzi sassy?
• 1:46:44
  He because he's fashionable. Mm hmm sassy. They spend so much money
• 1:46:47
  on Paul because I got it ahead call me that, all right, what's
• 1:46:53
  list? I'm pretty sassy. I wouldn't even say fashionable. I just don't
• 1:46:55
  be putting on a new bullshit a joke like not fu. I think it's
• 1:47:03
  coming in obviously you not sasday dress. Yeah, yeah, I get it,
• 1:47:09
  so sure? I love I love apple juice, Apple juice. Yeah.
• 1:47:15
  Bro, you know what number eighty four is? Be nice? No?
• 1:47:19
  No, I think there might be the one on Twitter, and there's
• 1:47:25
  the one on TikTok. You know what I saw on TikTok. I saw
• 1:47:28
  tick I said girls be acting like they gotta um they would have hood.
• 1:47:31
  Dude, that just got him attitude the whole time. That he's just autistic.
• 1:47:35
  Wow, this think I don't know how to express his feelings. Yeah,
• 1:47:39
  you just would. Man, He's just he's just celebrating your birthday.
• 1:47:44
  He's not He's not just opening it up to you. He's remedial celebrating your
• 1:47:48
  Birthday's like, why are you happy about your birthday? Not? Why do
• 1:47:53
  you happy about being born? Not want to settle for less? Why you
• 1:47:56
  want celebrated? Not wanting to settle for less makes you sassy? So this
• 1:48:00
  one is reaching for for better, striving for greatness makes you sassy? Why
• 1:48:09
  you I think you had the Why are you a sagittarian? I think most
• 1:48:12
  of the batches that make these you sassy satarian. I think most of the
• 1:48:15
  brig that make this these lists have our chess tattoos. Listen to old.
• 1:48:21
  All the women that make these lists all from are s. I just had
• 1:48:24
  that mic. Yeah, don't they don't think your man loves you less.
• 1:48:28
  Chess tattoos not bad, but there's certain chess tattoos that don't. As soon
• 1:48:30
  as I say, I'm like no, ninety percent of chess chattoos are like
• 1:48:33
  this. There's some good there's some good ones. Okay, that's why I
• 1:48:36
  give me left trust you give me the Rihanna one. Okay, give me
• 1:48:43
  the like good like Wait, men and women women, okay, what because
• 1:48:47
  we're talking about men being sassy, we started talking about rafication clarification. I'm
• 1:48:54
  sorry, I'm clarifying. It's problem just making sure that we're on the same
• 1:48:58
  page. My bad, it's problemized. Some shit don't need to be cterifieds
• 1:49:03
  already clear, nigga, just making sure this isn't this one we're not talking
• 1:49:10
  about. Pause, go ahead ahead, he said, having female friends that
• 1:49:14
  you are not interested in having sex with? What because you can have a
• 1:49:20
  conversation with a woman that I want to platonic relationships? Wow, I'm the
• 1:49:27
  sassiest of all. Having too many male friends so I'm a loner. So
• 1:49:32
  now okay, So if I have too many male friends of gay, but
• 1:49:35
  if I have too many women friends that I don't gay? So you need
• 1:49:41
  to have one homie, just one homie and one home girl, and you
• 1:49:44
  better be celebrating your homie success. I'm very sassin, yo. Why are
• 1:49:56
  you happy this one sassy group? Because we all be happy when we achieve
• 1:49:59
  something. Make everybody win. Make hotel reservation? What the fuck are you
• 1:50:04
  just gotta pull up? I'd like to buy a room. Please, y'all
• 1:50:10
  have a room. Please? We just we just shoot this sh up if
• 1:50:13
  you don't got a room. We just spoke about. Because Mike likes going
• 1:50:15
  to the beach and swimming, swim next to your homie at the beach.
• 1:50:21
  Where else there's a lot of ocean? Is there a certain distance you got
• 1:50:26
  to be right now? The oceans too? Damn by Mike? Over there?
• 1:50:31
  How's the water over there? It's pretty good? I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:50:34
  I mean, don't get to it's a little rough rip tide. What's
• 1:50:40
  too close? Like like, what's the distance? There is no distance swimming
• 1:50:45
  swimming the ocean. The I just saw that one that This just says look
• 1:50:59
  better than women. Not my fault. You're ugly. This is not my
• 1:51:02
  fault, y'all. Bitch, just be hit Look at me stupid praying,
• 1:51:09
  praying, being religious? Like why are you being a devout Christian? Why
• 1:51:14
  are you thinking God? Why are you thinking this? Man decorate, decorating,
• 1:51:21
  masturbate? Are we talking about that? Eating any butter and jelly?
• 1:51:29
  We just drank it? Please? Don't you know? This is finally,
• 1:51:36
  this is fucked up work at Amazon. That's just rudewa. Y'all niggas would
• 1:51:45
  agree with Sorry, Corey, Corey stray be a Cowboys fan. Yeah that's
• 1:51:50
  pretty fast, but you know what, you know what, get that on
• 1:51:56
  there. Let's say I won't even I'll make it more. Be a Cowboys
• 1:52:00
  man that still believes in Dak Prescott. Yeah you you you you you you
• 1:52:05
  you really Ryan for you help, you need help, you need help?
• 1:52:09
  Oh damn Keenan, you sassy because you ain't got a beard. Mmm,
• 1:52:15
  I'm sorry. That's not the way my genetics work. I barely have a
• 1:52:17
  beard. I apologize sorry that. You know we got leg tattoos just a
• 1:52:28
  little bit. Get legs up for that. I got one more because we
• 1:52:31
  talked about it before the pod. Get it for sectomy. That's sassy.
• 1:52:36
  You're not trying to impregnate all the women, definite woman. You have all
• 1:52:41
  types of sassy. He got starter locks. You just gotta start the locks.
• 1:52:47
  Damn what you do you have a front it's long enough to Yeah,
• 1:52:55
  wake up, fucking rapunzel, bitch. You're supposed to have a cat way
• 1:53:00
  and permitt lock it. Yeah, that's crazy. Ye should do that.
• 1:53:09
  That go to christ go to college specifically Harvard. Wo, I'm smart,
• 1:53:15
  ivy league. Sassy mother. You want to do any nigga that's doing good
• 1:53:21
  for themselves. They just hate on success. Yeah, if you don't want
• 1:53:27
  to be a broke down nig going your MoMA's couch, you sassy? Pretty
• 1:53:30
  much ready for questions. I'm ready. Yeah, let's get this. Excuse
• 1:53:34
  bass more of that corn. So to please think have a bank account,
• 1:53:39
  Jesus, why don't why you don't got your money? Money? I'm sorry,
• 1:53:43
  cash app having bitch, Why isn't your money under the mattress? You
• 1:53:49
  believe in? Uncle Sam? Oh see what we got? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:54:00
  anyway, thanks, Just hopefully there's a commercial here? Do you put
• 1:54:08
  one here? I could definitely could definitely gonna need a commercial right here.
• 1:54:14
  That's what I was looking for. Four commercial Yeah, put that commercial commercials
• 1:54:19
  Yeah. Keenan Gotta says, how do you think we make the money on
• 1:54:26
  YouTube? Oh? On YouTube? On the podcast like we just no no,
• 1:54:32
  no, I mean that was on there too, in there because buzz
• 1:54:35
  brout we Uh anyway, go ahead, Yeah, this is showing one of
• 1:54:39
  our Patreon members. Uh, who's a rapper that you believe to be underrated
• 1:54:44
  or surprised? More people aren't listening to Patreon question? Uh? Uh more
• 1:54:53
  people aren't listening to I feel like everybody. I'm at a strange point.
• 1:54:57
  I feel like everybody's kind of like where they need to be. I don't
• 1:55:00
  know any underrated rapper like that. That's like, oh, more people need
• 1:55:03
  to be bumping this ship. Like Unfortunately, the only person that came in
• 1:55:06
  mind really is his one day named Rod forty nine. He's from Louisiana,
• 1:55:12
  but he just makes like club rat. Like. It's not like he's not
• 1:55:15
  like a Kendrick Lamar Nick like now, he just he makes good like club
• 1:55:18
  music, so he's cool. Um. I feel like his songs probably be
• 1:55:23
  a little they probably will get a little bit bigger. Uh. That's the
• 1:55:27
  only one I can think of right now. I feel like it might be
• 1:55:30
  just because we just saw him on Abbott Elementary. But I feel like Vince
• 1:55:32
  Staples should be bigger based on the quality of his music music. Yeah,
• 1:55:38
  he should be bigger than he is. I could agree with that. Yeah,
• 1:55:43
  he's still pretty big though, like every but then he come out around
• 1:55:46
  when chance started popping, so yeah, like blog error for a minute,
• 1:55:50
  but yeah, he's been around to his blog error like the end of the
• 1:55:53
  blog error and he still makes it. He's like he's made good music and
• 1:55:56
  blog error. I'm talking like twenty ten, it's twenty twenty three. He's
• 1:56:00
  right down for a minute. You got anyone, Mike, um Uh,
• 1:56:10
  I was I was gonna say Larry June, but he's getting pretty getting pretty
• 1:56:15
  up there. But I think he could be I think he should be bigger
• 1:56:17
  because he's he think he should be bigger Larry June, But he's definitely on
• 1:56:23
  the ride, but I think people still don't know. Yah. Yeah,
• 1:56:25
  I think this summer. I think by the end of the summer he should
• 1:56:28
  definitely be super super known. Yeah, because he makes great summer music.
• 1:56:33
  Great. Uh yeah. Don Kennedy walked in ranch, so walks so Larry
• 1:56:41
  June could run and then fly and then flying and then fly flying, Well,
• 1:56:45
  I'm sorry, flying well over that nigga, Don, I'm sorry.
• 1:56:49
  And then another one who I think is gonna. I mean, he's just
• 1:56:53
  not there yet. He just started coming out Rome Streets. Who who that
• 1:56:58
  m streets? Result that porn star NA like Mike wrong, wrong game.
• 1:57:04
  That's not the question I asked Michael, you know it was really underrating man
• 1:57:13
  stretts. You're thinking of wrong major? No? Is that a p okay?
• 1:57:23
  Of course? What's something no one tells you about sex? It stinks?
• 1:57:31
  Yes, yeah, alright, yeah, yos. I wasn't expecting to
• 1:57:38
  smell. They don't talk about that in sex, honestly not. Na,
• 1:57:46
  it stinks. It don't smell like roses. Y'all both just took a shower.
• 1:57:56
  Bro, you gotta relax and it don't smell great, you gotta do
• 1:58:01
  you gotta Yeah, we're like, we both just took a shower. Why
• 1:58:09
  is it still a little huh like we said? Like you said before,
• 1:58:14
  all, okay, I don't stick here when I beat my mean by myself,
• 1:58:16
  my solo play fresh when I'm playing one player. You start playing multiplayer
• 1:58:24
  when I'm doing a solo mission and don't smells real breezy just starts go out
• 1:58:31
  starting once I'm plugging another control, all of a sudden, just getting a
• 1:58:38
  little smells a little rusty. You get a smelly smell that smells. I
• 1:58:44
  think that's the only thing that was the first thing I smelling real hot.
• 1:58:49
  Uh, yeah, I think that's a good I don't really tell you.
• 1:58:53
  Yeah, it's really hot. Yeah, we we gotta have something else.
• 1:58:58
  We can't just have that one. We can't just have that. I don't
• 1:59:01
  know. M hmmm, I don't know. Sometimes embarrassing, No, I
• 1:59:05
  mean, I gotta have it. Like embarrassing things happen. Oh sure,
• 1:59:11
  yeah, really tell you that. They also don't tell you that's the second
• 1:59:15
  time, right, Cord that ranch sold it down. Sometimes you know the
• 1:59:23
  cood you be pooting at you get a little too much, and I think
• 1:59:26
  she farted on you. They don't tell you that. Yeah, get a
• 1:59:30
  little too much. Huh. But just following on my dick, what do
• 1:59:42
  you say? What's your ass? Saying it's like, what's your ass?
• 1:59:57
  We asked, we surveying a hundred what when when the dick? Number one
• 2:00:10
  answer? Maybe it second answer, third answer and number four? Oh god,
• 2:00:27
  everybody repeated that is childish. That's I was gonna say. Nobody prepares
• 2:00:42
  you for squirting either. No, there's no way it really does. But
• 2:00:47
  I mean, no one can tell you how about square? But um,
• 2:00:55
  I say, uh, COUCHI does not taste like honeynut cheerios. Oh yeah,
• 2:01:00
  whoever cinnamons you Scott always gonna have a twin coochie just taste like coochie.
• 2:01:06
  There's nothing else to really compare it to. It just tastes like pussy
• 2:01:10
  like. It tastes like skin. Yeah, salty skin. Salty skin tastes
• 2:01:19
  good to me. I didn't say this back. Are you freak nasty?
• 2:01:26
  Lick crease crease up your elbow? That's what? If you ever wonder what
• 2:01:31
  coucie taste like, put some salt sweat here, get nice sweat going in
• 2:01:36
  here, and put a sweatshirt on working ship at the end of your work
• 2:01:41
  thing, just licking in. That's that's coocie, right, this same thing
• 2:01:46
  For all you virgins out there, are you? Are you fifteen year olds
• 2:01:50
  that listens to the podcast? You want to do a pussy taste like young
• 2:01:55
  man, I'll tell you, or young woman is twenty twenty three, or
• 2:01:58
  young woman twenty twenty two war or binaries and zionaries. You want to know
• 2:02:02
  what pussy tastes like? Well, Uncle Mike going to tell you a secret.
• 2:02:08
  Go to school, Go to school all day and really try in gym
• 2:02:12
  class, not like you usually do, really trying gym class. And then
• 2:02:15
  when you get done for the day, right before you get on that bus,
• 2:02:19
  you lick right in between your elbow, crease right on the inside.
• 2:02:25
  Give it a little same thing, same same thing, same thing for added
• 2:02:30
  effect, you kind of creasing more so you get the fold and the flaps,
• 2:02:35
  like similar to the lips of the vagina. Yeah, hey man,
• 2:02:40
  you want to practice practice on that now for the listeners. If you're a
• 2:02:44
  real beater, okay, he may fun with us. Tell us if you
• 2:02:46
  actually just did that, do it? I know somebody that somebody listeners like
• 2:02:51
  no way, and well I'll be damn same thing. Oh god, oh
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  no, not again. I should call her. And if you want to
• 2:03:03
  know, lick near the top because that's where you need to focus at m
• 2:03:09
  that's where the clickers is. Yell, be clicking there all right, m
• 2:03:16
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• 2:03:21
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• 2:03:30
  it's a little dick, that's all it is. You suck it thing
• 2:03:33
  you uh yeah, now you know what you do. Get in there,
• 2:03:36
  just spell something, spell anything, you spell it on the inside, you
• 2:03:41
  come up, wipe up. Then when you get to the click, you
• 2:03:45
  you suck. You suck on that thing. Got a bob Yeah, don't
• 2:03:50
  super had on it, but you you give it some suction for it's like
• 2:03:55
  you you pull at it, you tug at it with your mouth. Listen,
• 2:03:59
  not if you know what the rose toy does, just follow those directions.
• 2:04:02
  Man, if you know the rose does, because all that thing is
• 2:04:06
  doing it just going white lacking on the cliffs. It's very It's what I
• 2:04:13
  supposed to do it. Yeah, you know, just like treat your tongue
• 2:04:19
  like it's a washing machine and you just swirling around and the the and the
• 2:04:27
  clip is the load of laundry. Yeah, have fun everything you do,
• 2:04:32
  just do it the other director, have fun with it. Yeah, listening
• 2:04:35
  as a fat man, I had to survive of the trust me and I
• 2:04:41
  tell you that sounds so crazy. Hey man, listen, I had pussy
• 2:04:48
  to get to get it to confirm leg in this game. Okay, that's
• 2:04:53
  why I have a seventy two percent approve of rating of my sex game I
• 2:05:00
  did. I worked hard for that. Sees sees good, degreased baby.
• 2:05:02
  It could have been it could have been very well, been a forty.
• 2:05:05
  But because of my heart, they're working dedication in the in the in the
• 2:05:11
  clickers gym, in the Art of Felicio seventy seven. Nice Okay, I
• 2:05:20
  never thought about it. Now another thing you wanted to How much more we
• 2:05:26
  got? Are you giving the gyms? Um? What's your favorite excuse in
• 2:05:31
  general? Yeah? Your favorite sleep? You fell asleep? People sleep,
• 2:05:38
  It's believable even if you didn't fall asleep. I don't even want to say
• 2:05:42
  it because they don't be given away. How many times have you used it
• 2:05:47
  on us? All? The time. Now, honestly, mine is just
• 2:05:51
  I forget. I'm gonna be home. I'm not home because I bet that
• 2:06:00
  motherfucker was on on Monday. He just didn't want coming. Now, I
• 2:06:02
  wasn't. I wasn't. I was in Jersey. I was in New Jersey.
• 2:06:08
  You got one king, You got no excuses, not an excuse.
• 2:06:12
  He's always in the fucking mix. Yeah, no, I'm not. I
• 2:06:15
  actually don't leave the house as much as y'all think I do. You don't
• 2:06:17
  you know why he doesn't have an excuse because he doesn't give an excuse,
• 2:06:19
  because he doesn't respond in the first place to give one a fact. He'll
• 2:06:24
  just ignore you. That is a fact. Especially if it's in a group
• 2:06:28
  message setting. I'm like, I'm just seeing excuse requires in response. He
• 2:06:30
  won't give you that. Now, if it's if it's a direct message,
• 2:06:33
  I'm like, I'm busy that there. You don't even do that. If
• 2:06:38
  it's a direct message, yeah, private, But but if it's in a
• 2:06:41
  group setting like a group chat, yeah, I'm just not gonna respond,
• 2:06:44
  you know. Yeah. Now mine is definitely I forgot. I do really
• 2:06:47
  forgetting a lot. So that's why my favorite is I forgot because that,
• 2:06:51
  Yeah, I'll be forgetting. So you know I'm not too far offul I
• 2:06:55
  say I forgot, I would say something about my dog. I gotta take
• 2:07:00
  the dog to back. I knew that you've been doing that. Wally shit
• 2:07:03
  a lot. I'm like, I walk my dog on It's twelve o'clock at
• 2:07:08
  night. You can't stop shit. I can't leave him for too long.
• 2:07:11
  He's been eating all the furniture a stuff. You're like, yeah, I
• 2:07:17
  gotta I gotta walk Wally unless JFK comes back. Like, yeah, Wally's
• 2:07:24
  been home by himself all down. Mike'll be Dogg'll be fine. You look
• 2:07:29
  getting lonely. He's really he's about to start going vertical vertical. It's a
• 2:07:34
  call back God straight up. Oh Mike, you gave u some big man
• 2:07:44
  tips. So, uh, what are your favorite big man clothing brands?
• 2:07:47
  Me? Yeah, hey, bro, car Hard keeping him like it?
• 2:07:54
  Yeah for the big man once. I um, bro, this is really
• 2:07:59
  like big man clothing brands, like specifically for big man. I guess if
• 2:08:03
  you're a big dude, you can't go wrong with like sports stuff like Nike,
• 2:08:07
  Adidas. They tend to be good with bigger guys. Car Hart is
• 2:08:11
  very good and it's like streetwear fashionable now. Um Polo can never ever,
• 2:08:18
  ever ever go roll. Polo got the big sizes. Yeah, they hold
• 2:08:22
  it down. The nigga from Queen King of Queens, he started getting big
• 2:08:28
  again. They just had him in all like Nietzsche fat a lot of rocket
• 2:08:37
  rocket wear. He was at Brooks Brothers the first two seasons with sizes you
• 2:08:46
  need the triplex where the fat getting mark get him in the rocket wear,
• 2:08:54
  big rhino on the front he was wearing. You know he would be wearing
• 2:08:58
  g unit mm hmm. It's like, just give them more, just get
• 2:09:05
  just get everything out of there against all odds. Nigga boy, the whole
• 2:09:09
  story. It's big and in style. But yeah, when I yeah big
• 2:09:13
  big guys, I would say yeah, like your your your your sportswear brands,
• 2:09:18
  Adida's champion, Nike, Polo, Ralph Flarin always gonna hold it down.
• 2:09:24
  Um, Carhart is very good. You know you see me on this
• 2:09:28
  podcat nine times out of ten, I might have a car Hurd shirt on.
• 2:09:31
  Yeah you do simple enough. Once I found out that brand and that
• 2:09:35
  knew that was fast, I love it. I love I love I love
• 2:09:37
  card and it's simple. It looks good. You don't gotta do some especially
• 2:09:43
  the big dude. Yo, we gotta just don't do too much. You
• 2:09:48
  keep it simple. You're gonna Yeah, you can be, but it has
• 2:09:54
  to be more calculated, like you can't. It's gotta you can't just stow
• 2:09:58
  something na not all the time. I mean certain big men can do it.
• 2:10:03
  It's also gotta be a certain type of big man. Like if you're
• 2:10:05
  a taller, big guy and like you just you got like if you're an
• 2:10:09
  Xavier type. I mean, you guys don't know our friend Xavier. He's
• 2:10:13
  been on some episodes. You might have seen him. He gets away with
• 2:10:16
  a lot. He can get away with a lot because he's taller, so
• 2:10:18
  he can kind of it's the bigness, but it's not fat he's a big
• 2:10:22
  person. He's a big guy, just a large individual. He's a big
• 2:10:24
  man. So you can get away with that. But if you're like a
• 2:10:28
  fatty like like your boy, you can't really pull that off. The can
• 2:10:33
  thigh high shorts in the fucking graphic tease you you can you can rock some
• 2:10:37
  hoot you daddies, No, I won't, And why are you. He
• 2:10:43
  just wants to stay ata do it. Mike knows his limits. I guess
• 2:10:48
  you're staying in his lane. You're never going to convince me. He just
• 2:10:52
  wanted to walk in with some short zone. He wants to come in,
• 2:10:54
  wants me. He's on a fucking robper that, but he wants he wants
• 2:10:58
  to see Like so, Michael, I think sho you take the whole thing
• 2:11:05
  off. So yeah. Also for the big man, you wanted the story,
• 2:11:11
  you want to go to. DXL is a great store. DXL Casual
• 2:11:15
  melex Cell came to the big guy everything you want. Yeah, it used
• 2:11:22
  to be big and tall. Yeah, change that up, all right,
• 2:11:26
  sounds familiar. But what shoe did you have that everyone clowned you for but
• 2:11:31
  you always thought they were fired? I owned a pair of all black Rosary
• 2:11:35
  runs after its hype, and they clowned me for months. Phone posts,
• 2:11:43
  Okay, I wear phones to this day. I'm going to get another pair.
• 2:11:46
  I got phones on right now and I'm gonna get the same exact pair
• 2:11:50
  in the same exact color again. Um, because they just worked for me
• 2:11:58
  and your sturdy shoe to keep it. I like it and whatever. But
• 2:12:03
  a lot of people phones do not get a lot of love now ds.
• 2:12:07
  You know they've had a rough time. Yeah, that's as things happen,
• 2:12:13
  trends and all that mine is, uh, Jordan one Mids get a lot
• 2:12:20
  of hate. Oh yeah, I got a pair of mids, don't know,
• 2:12:26
  I mean ja yeah, yeah, I hear you squealing on it.
• 2:12:31
  I got a pair. But my issue is the Dunk Highs are the same
• 2:12:35
  height as the Jordan one Mids. So it's like, what's the difference.
• 2:12:39
  It just all depends to me. It just all depends on how they look.
• 2:12:41
  Yeah, all right, I'm at the age now. Don't you know
• 2:12:46
  what I don't like? Jordan Levin Lows. I don't know if those look
• 2:12:50
  like those are ugly? I had them, um, I had. I
• 2:12:54
  had a pair of Team Jordan's back in the day, and it's like you
• 2:13:00
  just like a puto Rican. I liked it, so I bought them.
• 2:13:05
  They were these grand orange Team Jordan sneakers. I fucked with him. I
• 2:13:09
  bought them. What team were you on, Jordan Puertoca? Oh ship see,
• 2:13:18
  I don't I know. I'll be happy with it, bording starting smaller
• 2:13:33
  forward on Shine before y'all kill me In the comments We're like, oh,
• 2:13:41
  what you mean you don't know what the levers look like. I just I
• 2:13:45
  just don't know the numbers. I know what they look I know you shouldn't
• 2:13:48
  if you listen to you shouldn't know. I don't know. All I know
• 2:13:52
  is definitely. I know it's one. I know one, eleven and four.
• 2:13:58
  I know all of them were three. I don't know. I know
• 2:14:01
  the twos. I have ones, I have fours. I have a first
• 2:14:05
  Jordan. I have you to look at, horribly uncomfortable to wear a lot
• 2:14:11
  of them are a lot of comfortable four down comfortable ship every time I wear
• 2:14:20
  them horrible. I have eleven lows. I got the unc Yeah, you
• 2:14:28
  dumb shits, just terri your achilles just just you just get punched in the
• 2:14:31
  back of your hill the entire time you're wearing it. And I understand why
• 2:14:35
  Nigga's where it was the hoop, Like that's a basketball basketball? I don't
• 2:14:39
  fuck are you supposed to play? They were? They weren't that bad.
• 2:14:46
  They're just heavy. What do you call it? I didn't get made fun
• 2:14:52
  of, but it's just stupid, stupid white kid living in Cali. I
• 2:14:58
  had the Columbia elevens all white okay, with the with the blue bottom,
• 2:15:05
  and then also had the twelves with the red yeah, and then he was
• 2:15:09
  just like like first it was like, oh, Bill's plastic. I was
• 2:15:11
  like, shut up with your fucking Ninja turtle sketchers, your fucking pay less
• 2:15:16
  she used. Now, I used to get clowns. I didn't get clowned
• 2:15:20
  because it's I used to wear Jordans, like my mom bought me Jordan because
• 2:15:24
  my birthday is a week after his, so the newest Jordan's would come out.
• 2:15:28
  She get first day my birthday press every year. But I used to
• 2:15:31
  get clowned because I can only wear the new balances when I was younger because
• 2:15:35
  my feet were wide. And they're like, oh you know we were wearing
• 2:15:37
  new balances. You ain't got the naked But now everybody's wearing new balances now,
• 2:15:43
  and it's like fuck y'all. Yeah, yeah, shame with thirty years,
• 2:15:46
  wrong wrong time, king Exactly. I do have a like when you
• 2:15:52
  see like Kawhi, like the basketball sneakers, or like even like the base
• 2:15:58
  baseball they got baseball cleanse. I'm like swacker list, no swack all of
• 2:16:03
  it, even even like even though the new bossers are cool now and I
• 2:16:05
  like a lot of them. It's just something about that, and I wish
• 2:16:09
  they would change it. But something with that in logo, it's just it
• 2:16:11
  looks looks good. They put that un nasty sexy ass times the Roman in
• 2:16:20
  right there and just what the fuck the girl daddy forty sevens Actually Reboke always
• 2:16:26
  had trash shoes other than Iversons yepbox actually just put had like two good sneakers.
• 2:16:33
  I just bought a pair of white Rebox. They had like the shock
• 2:16:35
  which one shacknosis and the answer shacknosis was fire. White Rebox were dumb bottoms.
• 2:16:41
  I just need like all the Iverson's from the questions to probably the force,
• 2:16:48
  Yeah they answered fors wasn't uh the shacknosis that Those are the only two
• 2:16:58
  times they were good. Now, Okay, remember case Swiss had a run
• 2:17:01
  for like a year or two. My case Swiss, I don't wear my
• 2:17:05
  kit. He did what sneakers did you have? Where like he was able
• 2:17:09
  to change the color of the that's that's k Swiss. No, that's whereas
• 2:17:13
  those areas yea, but yeah I could change the colors of it. Yeah,
• 2:17:18
  I'm pretty sure it was Adis. I think at Nick Ones that did
• 2:17:22
  that too. I think Nike Ones was able just changed the Swish because yeah,
• 2:17:24
  I think that's what it was, the Swiss, right, Yeah,
• 2:17:26
  I had I had these rebokes old bro. I had these reboxes in high
• 2:17:30
  school that came with a sharpie. Parker used to write for the game where
• 2:17:33
  I can grace it whatever. I want to remember. Hard genunits. I
• 2:17:39
  think I had a gene I hold you, Yeah, I'm lying. I
• 2:17:43
  didn't have one. I think I got asking Food Boo Jews. Yeah,
• 2:17:48
  but they like Air Force ones. I know it was snake skin. I
• 2:17:52
  had there sis that didn't come with a box. They just came tied together.
• 2:17:58
  I didn't want to I was in Powder Myra. I'll never forget when
• 2:18:01
  I got these ship It was like a little ser No. I was a
• 2:18:03
  little I used to shop the forom meals, but now it was like a
• 2:18:05
  little like sneaker store. In Power Myra. It was like a nigga that
• 2:18:09
  I just had mad leather and ship. You scratching niggas just be having leather
• 2:18:16
  and suits and ship and then like they had a little shoe section. I
• 2:18:18
  just know what I was like, Oh that matches eagles colors, A little
• 2:18:22
  kid, bro Oh yeah, a little ass kid. I'm sorry I put
• 2:18:26
  that shit on though with confidence. You wore that ship that shit, ain't
• 2:18:31
  were you? Yeah? Exactly all right? Throw a back question, which
• 2:18:35
  iteration of Power Rangers is your faith? I don't know. Power Rangers and
• 2:18:41
  though the different the first one might yeah, Power Rangers Turbo remember that one?
• 2:18:48
  No? Yeah, the one, the Space one? No no,
• 2:18:52
  no neo Neo Power Rangers Neo. The only other Power Rangers act remember are
• 2:19:01
  the Ninjas, the Ninjas and Dino Thunder. Other than that, I don't
• 2:19:07
  really There's been like millions of Power Rangers. It's definitely mighty morphing, mighty
• 2:19:11
  yeah, hands down that Green Rangers, Green Rangers, Green, the white
• 2:19:16
  white Ranger. He had more shit when he was white, the Sword,
• 2:19:22
  but the Green Ranger was stronger when he was still. My nigga came in
• 2:19:26
  with the I'm like, damn, my nigga got his own zword. What
• 2:19:33
  the fuck are these nick is gonna do? What are they gonna do?
• 2:19:35
  The Wild Forest Son vaguely remember that Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder. Yeah,
• 2:19:41
  I got too old. I remember din Remember when they were spd they were
• 2:19:45
  like cops. I was like, what Space Patrol Delta. I was like,
• 2:19:50
  I remember one one Power Ranger iteration, like they had to go out
• 2:19:54
  and catch their swords. So I remember one episode the Blue Ranger was literally
• 2:19:58
  just sitting at a lake just like trying to catch the fish. Was that
• 2:20:03
  saying, Bro, I'm might go what the fuck is this show? The
• 2:20:09
  whole episode he was out there just like I'm gonna get Him'm gonna get him?
• 2:20:13
  Get what? And they all had to catch their zords? So then
• 2:20:18
  like, how do you catch your giant mechanized because it's just a random mechanized
• 2:20:22
  fish in the ocean, Like, that's my zord. I gotta catch it
• 2:20:24
  while the other power Wrens are getting her ass kicked. And did he come
• 2:20:26
  in with his big bass fish zord? He was like here to save the
• 2:20:31
  day. Yeah, that's wild. Also, it's time to move out of
• 2:20:37
  Angel Groove. If this happened every week, are y'all good? It's like
• 2:20:45
  good? I mean times you got to rebuild this building. Wait then they
• 2:20:48
  just come up with Part Manager Forever movie. Yeah did that come out yet?
• 2:20:54
  Yeah? It's out? Okay, I gotta watch that. I gotta
• 2:20:58
  watch that. I think they were saying that, uh, there's an official
• 2:21:03
  YouTube channel with all the episodes, so I just watch I watch your question.
• 2:21:13
  Yeah, really sounded like a real expert time force. There's there's a
• 2:21:22
  YouTube video that literally has the first and last episode of every Power Rangers,
• 2:21:28
  so you can so you can watch the first last of every iteration of Power
• 2:21:31
  Ranger. That's very crazy. That's long ass video Oncen't they used to do
• 2:21:37
  that too. They used to do that same thing, where like they had
• 2:21:39
  a YouTube channel, the official YouTube channel just put all the episodes up for
• 2:21:43
  free. Well, the Grassy Nickelode used to do that too. I never
• 2:21:48
  got into the Grassy first off. I didn't know what it was. And
• 2:21:52
  by the time I found out what it was, just when Drake start to
• 2:21:56
  pop off and I'm like, I ain't going back to watch it through.
• 2:22:00
  M uh huh. Is it too late for me to take swimming lessons.
• 2:22:07
  I'm twenty two and I never really learned how to swim. It's never too
• 2:22:11
  late, you never. It's never too late to learn how to not to
• 2:22:15
  drown. Yeah. When I was younger, a girl stopped talking to me
• 2:22:20
  because I almost let her drown. Oh god, yeah, you didn't learn
• 2:22:24
  your lesson. Yeah, right, it's never it's never too late to learn
• 2:22:28
  how to swim. Just go ahead and do that. Shit, it's not
• 2:22:30
  it's not embarrassing because there's a lot of people who don't how to swim,
• 2:22:33
  so learn. Don't be one of those people. Yeah, it's really okay.
• 2:22:35
  And literally the hardest thing is getting over the fear of drowning, because
• 2:22:39
  once you get lose the fear of being in the water, you're good.
• 2:22:41
  You're good. Yep, you almost drowned. I did almost drown I did
• 2:22:52
  out the window. Yeah, yeah, I went from almost drowning to then
• 2:22:56
  teaching kids how to swim. So look at that window. Almost drowned.
• 2:23:03
  About that. They're talking about me falling up the street. I thought that
• 2:23:09
  that's what it wants to do. At first, you drown. A lot
• 2:23:13
  said can you all bring back the weird animals that don't seem real? Oh?
• 2:23:16
  Yeah, man, all we were supposed to talk about the commodo dragon.
• 2:23:22
  This you want to talk about, Elsie Man, Listen, I don't
• 2:23:26
  know. Everybody shouldn't know what a comodo dragon is. At this point.
• 2:23:28
  That animal doesn't it doesn't need to exist. Yeah, it's a big ass
• 2:23:31
  lizard pretty much a dinosaur pretty much, and they get they their sizes are
• 2:23:35
  crazy like they what is it like thirteen feet or something like that, like
• 2:23:37
  I head to toe. Um, they're they're venomous. They can run up
• 2:23:41
  to thirteen miles per hour and they just swallow prey whole and they have no
• 2:23:45
  natural predators. It swallowed like a deer at a small goat hole. They
• 2:23:52
  have no natural predators. Bro, Nothing is looking for that ship a whole
• 2:23:56
  goat because what you're gonna do with it? Nothing eats it. Nothing eats
• 2:23:58
  that. It's crazy. Nothing hunts it. But I who go no no
• 2:24:05
  bev, no bev, no bites just no b Yeah, didn't even have
• 2:24:09
  to do that. It just did it just because mhm. It was hungry.
• 2:24:15
  But nothing was nothing like it could have just ate it. No but
• 2:24:18
  bones at all sick. Yeah, gon eat the whole skeleton. What's what's
• 2:24:24
  running through your mind? Mind? But what is running through your mind?
• 2:24:28
  I think that's when I'm in golf. I know you're not thinking about now
• 2:24:35
  he's wait, what do you get you we're not doing that? Next question?
• 2:24:41
  What we're not We're not in the stage manager, the stage crew we're
• 2:24:45
  not circling back. Does that mean your stage manager, you're enabling him,
• 2:24:48
  that's why he does the thing? Do you enable him? All? Right?
• 2:24:52
  Man? No, b jawls to the walls. We don't have to.
• 2:25:07
  I don't want to say this just because it's not really a question.
• 2:25:09
  But let's say, just because it's like, huh, speak your thoughts on
• 2:25:13
  how there are not a lot of old people that are mixed, but it's
• 2:25:16
  becoming more common to day. I mean, why do you think that is?
• 2:25:24
  This is why, well, why you can't let history get changed?
• 2:25:28
  Yeah, in school exactly, Joe, because it's and it's a shit.
• 2:25:33
  I don't know what what is that in your mind? No, no,
• 2:25:37
  no, the shit in Florida where they took out a lot of the that
• 2:25:43
  is crazy shit like that. I don't mean to put a corry street out
• 2:25:48
  there. But when we get into debates with people that be like the Democrats
• 2:25:54
  are way worse than Republicans. No no, no, no, no,
• 2:25:58
  no no no. They'll say they're the same, they're the same. No
• 2:26:01
  no no no no no no no no no no no. There's wanting the
• 2:26:03
  status quo and not advocating for change, which Democrats a thousand percent due.
• 2:26:09
  But Republicans like the scientists, who is like their lead candidate for president right
• 2:26:16
  now, correct is actively trying to turn back the time to like he wants
• 2:26:22
  like, we don't need to know about black history. No, no,
• 2:26:26
  no, anti white history. It was not black. The fact that you
• 2:26:31
  think blank history is anti white history, blank blank critical race theory, black
• 2:26:46
  history is somehow anti white history. He lets me know, you know nothing
• 2:26:50
  or care, don't care at all what the subject matter? History? What
• 2:26:58
  crit go race there, which they don't know what the fuck that is.
• 2:27:03
  It'll be like, oh, yeah, we should have this, and this
• 2:27:07
  is because it has race in it. Yeah, it's all just buzzword.
• 2:27:11
  The only race we have is the human race. It's buzzwords. Yeah,
• 2:27:16
  it's it's that's all it is. Race. Obama care, uh, gun
• 2:27:22
  control like shit like that. People didn't say that everyone else is sensitive.
• 2:27:28
  They shore is sensitive. They are the most sensitive. So but I say
• 2:27:35
  all that to say this that question right there. I don't know if it's
• 2:27:39
  sincere or not, but I feel like it must be. It sounds like
• 2:27:43
  it and one might have had a high revelation or something I really thought about.
• 2:27:48
  You're high now I feel like it's satire. There's a reason for that.
• 2:27:54
  Yeah, but some people that probably think, like why aren't there mixed
• 2:27:58
  older people because it was illegal. M you gotta understand this. The country
• 2:28:07
  at not very long ago. You talked to your great grandparents or your grandparents,
• 2:28:11
  not even great so I mean some of you as young as yard could
• 2:28:16
  be great, but grandparents, most listeners, they remember a time where it
• 2:28:22
  was illegal. And that's why I was like, I kind of try to
• 2:28:28
  give older people grace because like, bro, like to go from a time
• 2:28:33
  where it was illegal to drink out of a waterfowl to drink out of the
• 2:28:39
  same waterfowler, and now at this point, that's a lot to take in
• 2:28:46
  for real, like like be fuck, what the fuck? Like they went
• 2:28:50
  from a point where you couldn't you had like black Yeah, you had to
• 2:28:58
  send in the back of the bus, you had to order your food at
• 2:29:00
  the back of restaurants, and now they're living a time they're still alive where
• 2:29:05
  it's like president is black, your president is black, your vice president is
• 2:29:09
  a woman, people are people can be gender fluid, and it's like,
• 2:29:16
  what the It's a different world it is now. I'm not excusing you know
• 2:29:22
  here, but I'm just saying that's how much this world has changed, how
• 2:29:24
  much progress we've made in such a little short time. And then also how
• 2:29:28
  backwards we used to be, not that long ago, very backwards, not
• 2:29:35
  long ago at all. And people would like to have you think, oh,
• 2:29:39
  slavery was one hundred million years ago. Yeah, it was two hundred
• 2:29:43
  years ago. Go back five or so, generation two or three, like
• 2:29:46
  probably like your grandparents, grandparents, probably new slaves if they weren't, if
• 2:29:54
  they weren't themselves, or like share croppers, which pretty much still slay halfway
• 2:30:00
  lightweight legal slavery. That's just a rattled as a man's hand slave. Yeah,
• 2:30:07
  like that's the fact. But these people want you to forget that,
• 2:30:13
  and I want you to teach you that, so they think that, oh,
• 2:30:16
  like this, there's no systematic things in place to help you realize.
• 2:30:20
  I don't want to get the Yeah, you're right, Yeah I could,
• 2:30:24
  I could go forever. What are which you? America? America? I
• 2:30:28
  want to end it on that heavy note. Please listen, Okay, Okay,
• 2:30:31
  I even I don't want to end it on that. Hell, let
• 2:30:37
  me ask come up with Beyonce said, it's a problem America has a problem.
• 2:30:43
  Yeah, speaking of Beyonce, y'all heard a new Kendrick Lamar song.
• 2:30:48
  No I was about to one with Beyonce or he did a remix with all
• 2:30:52
  you're talking about the one with Keen. Yeah, so America has a problem
• 2:30:54
  to remix kendrickers on that. But then Kei, I mean yeah, Keim
• 2:30:56
  and Kendrick dropping all today on the Hillbilly. But speaking of Beyonce, did
• 2:31:03
  you see the theory that every time Beyonce has a tour, singer dies?
• 2:31:07
  Huh? I mean the singer always dies, but it's it's somebody put it
• 2:31:13
  on. Take that, like big known singers die every time Beyonce. It's
• 2:31:18
  like it's like people. I'm like, why people trying to draw correlations today?
• 2:31:22
  I want to take the baseball. That's like how they say whenever Nick
• 2:31:24
  Constianos is a home run. I mean that seems to me bad. Something
• 2:31:28
  something going on. They haven't missed yet with the universe, like dam not
• 2:31:31
  love it happened twenty years ago, because it's like immediately every time. But
• 2:31:37
  um oh yeah, we didn't talk about meg Stallion and Lukaku. But yo,
• 2:31:43
  that's a deep one, deep cut listen and I and I'm I'm a
• 2:31:50
  I'm a civilian when it comes to soccer. I'm a regular nigga. But
• 2:31:54
  I know this that nigga Lukaku does not deserve her, all right, da,
• 2:32:00
  He does not deserve And I'm a I'm a hater. He doesn't deserve
• 2:32:03
  her. Why not tell him? Why? Mike all right? You think
• 2:32:09
  Julius Randall should have him? Megan the Stallion, No, just say no,
• 2:32:13
  Just say no, say no. That's the same thing, yeah,
• 2:32:16
  Harrison, Harrison Brison bars is he is? He is he? Are you
• 2:32:24
  sure? All NBA Julius Randall? Exactly, It's not the same thing.
• 2:32:31
  Some systems. He looks great, and it's something he looks like he's never
• 2:32:35
  played the game before. Where's he at right now? Not with his actual
• 2:32:39
  teams? Strike? Wonder why a striker who don't strike, a striker who
• 2:32:45
  don't strike, striking when you don't need him to strike, He either don't
• 2:32:48
  strike at all, or strike strike the wind, striking on his own terms,
• 2:32:56
  striking up ms Keenan, just listen to me. He doesn't deserve now.
• 2:33:01
  He has actually one of the baddest women on the planet right the hot
• 2:33:07
  access the top five hottest one. He play has the most amount them memes
• 2:33:11
  made about him, the Jeans, the Thames, you don't know, the
• 2:33:16
  footy, footy Twitter. He deserves all of it. Her heavy he doesn't.
• 2:33:22
  He deserves all the slander. He doesn't deserve that. The man then
• 2:33:24
  were up in arms like good and it's like they get it. But the
• 2:33:28
  queen at some points like but then I saw they saw him like you put
• 2:33:33
  the tweet, somebody put the tweet, the chat where he's like his resume,
• 2:33:37
  he's got his resume. His resume is stack. What is it about?
• 2:33:41
  So the one dude said he must be meted up like he got it.
• 2:33:48
  You can see a dead looking dude. No, no, he's he's
• 2:33:52
  not bad looking. He's you know, he looks like he Peter. He
• 2:33:56
  looked exactly like Peter, dark skin, dark skin, tall, with a
• 2:34:01
  beard, bald African. He seven, I'm gonna rush in peace, Tommy
• 2:34:07
  from Martin, but with a beard. Yeah, he does look more like
• 2:34:11
  Tommy from Martin with a beard. That deserve Megan the Stallion, I think
• 2:34:18
  not. And then you add professional athlete. He's a millionaire. He cut
• 2:34:22
  that. He looked like yeah, yeah, yeah, he looked every bald
• 2:34:33
  nigga withould a beard mean not ugly, not not ugly, not ugly but
• 2:34:37
  ugly. Yeah, all right, So so we got a professional athlete confident
• 2:34:43
  another man's lips. I'm not yeah, uneasy, not Easy's fine, it's
• 2:34:56
  not bad. He don't deserve her, man, he don't deserve it.
• 2:35:03
  Out of here. When I saw them holding what the fuck? I dropped.
• 2:35:07
  I threw my phone. I thought I thought of like four more pretty
• 2:35:15
  date to Relanes. They had sex. They was just fucking it was quarantine.
• 2:35:20
  At this point, her track record is bad. It's not good.
• 2:35:24
  It's not good. This is a huge step up good. It's not good.
• 2:35:28
  And the fact that what she's just with if Luccos hartisan Fontein, what's
• 2:35:35
  he do? He's do what you do? No, No, I believe
• 2:35:41
  he makes music, doesn't not what's he got right now? I don't say
• 2:35:46
  it, don't sing this song. I don't listen. The song gets back
• 2:35:50
  back, backing it up. Okay, I'm the kid gets talking shit,
• 2:35:52
  I'm backing it up. No, I had know that DJ. But with
• 2:35:58
  Cardi B on it, Yeah, yeah, you made that song popular.
• 2:36:01
  But that's she did. She did and then then you got Tory Lanes.
• 2:36:05
  Then you got the baby yo got No, it wasn't your money bag yo.
• 2:36:11
  Uh money back, Yo, money back, yos. We are not
• 2:36:16
  gonna sit here and count this woman's bodies bodies. That's exactly what we're gonna
• 2:36:22
  do. The most undefensible of them all, ge easy. I mean we
• 2:36:30
  don't know that. Yeah, I just took a picture, took on a
• 2:36:35
  picture. I'm not I never d didn't happen. You never take a picture
• 2:36:39
  with a white man white with a white woman like licking my face. Yeah,
• 2:36:46
  yeah, got the ball, that's crazy, juggling them pink ball.
• 2:36:54
  Okay, Okay, I don't know. Yo, you want another question.
• 2:37:00
  I think we need one more chocolate. Get a little abstract man. What's
• 2:37:07
  scarier outer space or the ocean? The ocean? The ocean? I don't
• 2:37:16
  know either. They're kind of the same because either one there's no you can't
• 2:37:20
  get to space, and I can get to the ocean. The ocean scarier,
• 2:37:24
  right, and we know that the space is like vast, nothing mess
• 2:37:31
  like it's universally accepted. That's what it's. There's nothing down there. It's
• 2:37:35
  nothing scary than no. The knowledge that there's nothing. It's more comforting than
• 2:37:43
  not knowing what's at any beck. But but the fact that there is nothing,
• 2:37:48
  there's no sound, there's nothing, there's no sounds. Huh, well
• 2:37:54
  we we won't be able to hear with the pressure. You're gonna be dead,
• 2:37:56
  Yeah, exactly. I don't know. It's hard for me to say,
• 2:38:01
  Like, I think you still have space, Like the ocean has a
• 2:38:05
  bottom somewhere and we still haven't even got to We have it, but outer
• 2:38:09
  space, we bro, we don't even know, Bro, there's it just
• 2:38:13
  keeps going. We have pictures of galaxies far far, far away. We
• 2:38:16
  don't have pictures of the keeps going. Bro, we don't even know we
• 2:38:22
  have We have pictures of other galaxies. We don't have picture of the boat.
• 2:38:26
  But we don't have pictures of the thing we live see pictures were still
• 2:38:31
  fish every day. He's head butter fish. You got games on your phone.
• 2:38:43
  It's the Megan cracking we discovered last week. It's bigger than the sp
• 2:38:46
  cracking. Like I'm trying to help you, Like, move y'all, not
• 2:38:52
  a baby blog whale, you just standing there just I mean, the bottoms
• 2:38:58
  supper gets your legs. Now you think it's small. I'm gonna turn a
• 2:39:01
  light on it. The ship, not the bottom of the ocean. Some
• 2:39:03
  ugly ass fish you'll know, the angler fish. Yeah, it was chasing
• 2:39:07
  it from the doors. Angler fishes are gnat they are they scared the shit
• 2:39:13
  out of the ocean is scarier. The further you get down, the uglier
• 2:39:18
  they get. It's like, yeah, especially especially because you'll last longer in
• 2:39:24
  the ocean than in space. Once you're in space, just open space space
• 2:39:28
  suit. Like, I'm not just gonna release you into space. Yeah.
• 2:39:31
  What if you're in the space suit and you have forty five days of oxygen
• 2:39:35
  and you just get from a spacecraft forty five days of oxygen, You're just
• 2:39:39
  gonna go insane. It's boring. It's boring, and you can't kill yourself.
• 2:39:43
  I'm not you know what. I don't have to work about deep breath,
• 2:39:46
  you guys. I don't have to worry about any crackings coming out of
• 2:39:48
  the side of the spaces and eating. I don't have to worry about a
• 2:39:52
  mecladon just swallowing me. Rather that, I'd rather that scary parts. I'd
• 2:39:56
  rather scary part. I know my time is let me. I'm just waiting
• 2:40:00
  out the clock. When you're in space underwater, there is no clock.
• 2:40:05
  It could be it could be now, it could be now, or eight
• 2:40:07
  seconds. When the fucking goblin gets you coupling the goblin fish you can eat
• 2:40:13
  you in the phantom way. Have you ever seen like those those phobia videos
• 2:40:18
  of like the ocean and then like like you get somebody like swimming and then
• 2:40:22
  like you see like a little fan like, oh, it must be a
• 2:40:24
  dolphin, and they go on, there's a fucking shark just coming at them
• 2:40:26
  with a mouthfucking I don't need That scares me every time, and I'm not
• 2:40:31
  the person in the ocean. I don't like those. Apparently you're not supposed
• 2:40:35
  to like swim away from them. Yeah, you're supposed to the motherfucking mouth
• 2:40:41
  open. Nah, yeah, nah, just simply just get away. Did
• 2:40:56
  we go over there? He explained what he meant by that. He really
• 2:41:00
  Yeah. On Twitter, somebody asked what it was. He was like,
• 2:41:01
  that's me looking the blood off the knife off the blake. What knife?
• 2:41:07
  What do we know about that? James? Nothing? James, James,
• 2:41:11
  what about that? Cool? James? That's all? We need? A
• 2:41:18
  nice, nice up signed to sign Mike all right, guys, we don't
• 2:41:24
  even have an episode. Man, yeah, we don't ever think. We
• 2:41:30
  don't ever do that, Mike. We always come up with it like that's
• 2:41:33
  the name, that's the name, that's the name, that's the name.
• 2:41:39
  I bet all right, turn write that down, write that down. Well
• 2:41:46
  that's the name. All right, y'all. We uh, you know what
• 2:41:50
  the going on. Everything's in the link tree, all the all the stuff
• 2:41:54
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  ever, or hey this is the worst podcast ever. Hey you one either
• 2:42:22
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• 2:42:24
  And UM, y'all keep calling talking to yourselves into my Instagram comments too.
• 2:42:30
  Yeah, that's where you're not gonna get any engagement debating about what's going
• 2:42:35
  on in the in the oh. Speaking of that, we were supposed to
• 2:42:37
  shout out people going, go ahead, keep going, Yeah, arguing with
• 2:42:41
  yourself in the in the in the Instagram comments, ain't ain't ain't ain't abound
• 2:42:48
  to ain't abound to be what you want to do? My brother, Um
• 2:42:50
  do it? Didn't do it? I mean do it, but h I
• 2:42:54
  ain't gonna yea yeah. Shout out to Kara. She had a problem episode
• 2:43:00
  two five. You were smashing the button real hard. Oh yeah, let
• 2:43:01
  me, she said. She said she didn't like that. Oh hey,
• 2:43:05
  all right, kay dog um she so, she said a d M to
• 2:43:11
  Elsie. Now this is this is this is the podpage. Well, now
• 2:43:15
  y'all know what the popage. Yeah, she said, nigga listening to the
• 2:43:26
  episode two thirty five, I'm about to jump through time and space to come
• 2:43:31
  punch y'all in the throat for all the scratch downs. You know, y'all
• 2:43:37
  just punch one one person. So and then we were spoonding with laughing emojis.
• 2:43:43
  And then she she realizes herself and goes, oh my goodness, please
• 2:43:50
  don't roast me on your next podcast. I didn't think about that possibility until
• 2:43:56
  I told my husband. Y'all responded, and we'll see what my has to
• 2:44:00
  say. Well, oh, hold on in my defense. I'm a mother
• 2:44:07
  for toddler, and you know these children drop us nuts. Dear God,
• 2:44:11
  I am so nervous. Let me stop babbling and give y'all ammo, please
• 2:44:16
  be blessed. Wait. So after you stopped said let me stop getting you
• 2:44:22
  ammo and said let me respond, it gives you some more clips. Wait,
• 2:44:30
  I just want to say, y'all are super funny, and my husband
• 2:44:33
  and I enjoy your podcast. Now go be blessed. Well, listen,
• 2:44:37
  care you're not gonna commimate your way out of this thrashing. Um excuse me.
• 2:44:43
  It's a verbal thrashing. I'm leaving the other thrashing with her husband and
• 2:44:46
  she mentioned multiple times we get it mother for toddler. Hey man, that's
• 2:44:54
  why you getting married in the first place. Am I right? Call back
• 2:44:56
  to the original, to the beginning of the episod according to you. All
• 2:45:01
  right, So I mean I'm listening. I'm sorry that my that my that
• 2:45:07
  uh smashed the button? Gang disturbed? Your your cream pie? Your cream
• 2:45:11
  pie? Huh your cream pie result, it's not a cream pot. Listen,
• 2:45:20
  he coms like cream pot cream pies. When you comment in it,
• 2:45:24
  I understand, cream it out. I mean you still get printing. Some
• 2:45:26
  of it still gets up there. Yeah, I got to something. I'm
• 2:45:31
  not sure. I don't know if she pushed it out to somebody. Man,
• 2:45:35
  listen, somebody started swimming. Somebody started swimming. Sorry, the more
• 2:45:39
  you know, UM, love you care, keep listening here you you guys
• 2:45:43
  will keep listening. Hopefully when your son, daughter, whoever comes of age,
• 2:45:46
  you'll have them listen. Um. Yeah, Um, that's it.
• 2:45:52
  We don't got anybody that's that on that. That's that's and that's on it.
• 2:45:56
  Yeah, all right, that's it. I'm done. I don't know
• 2:45:58
  any Yeah, time ago ranch not like the corn. It's finally started to
• 2:46:09
  clear out. Bro, I'm good now, I'm good. I'm straight out
• 2:46:13
  honestly thought I was going to throw it for two hours. Yo. At
• 2:46:18
  the beginning of THEO you were not you were not. You wasn't. I
• 2:46:20
  wasn't able to really do much. You were incapacitated. You were not less
• 2:46:33
  Lester can go pretty much. Listen, I think as crazy as bad as
• 2:46:43
  the other flavor seemed like the ranch and shit like that. That corn,
• 2:46:48
  that ranch, so that corn distinct flavor is very distinct flavor. I never
• 2:46:54
  had no ship like that, like nigga, I will drink with you,
• 2:47:01
  just bacon. I would drink a gall in a couchie necktear after a hard
• 2:47:07
  day's labor. He needs to watch that corner again. Deep platform, Uncle
• 2:47:11
  or not? Uncle Lester's Lester's fixings. Now fuck you, Lester Go to Hell.