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I mimicked chugging the entire bottle of Ryan.
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Of Ryan, yes, because. That sounds delicious.
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Hug a bottle of Ryan. Mind you.
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New on the merch shop? Gamer bath water hot.
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It's not even it's not even gamer bath water.
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It's podcaster bath water. So it's in the worst anyway.
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Why is it green? Merry Christmas.
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Happy Crimson. We're back, baby.
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Cheers. Oh, no.
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Excellent. We're having technical
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difficulties y'all. I can't fuck it.
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Don't. Don't do that.
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No God, don't use your fucking teeth you animal.
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I can't get it open. Merry Christmas you filthy
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animals. We're away for 5 minutes and he
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starts eating tin cans like a goat.
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For those of you watching. For those of you just listening.
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Literally having the worst time opening this.
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Is the worst fucking can the? Smallest screwball, the longest
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toast. Did you shake it?
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I've ever waited for. Idiot.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Years.
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Merry. Christmas.
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Oh, that's so good. Oh, you got screwball.
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What is it? Peanut butter whiskey.
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I got a Mexican mudslide. It's not a slur, that's for
2:00
sure. I don't even know what it is,
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but I know it's pretty fucking good.
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What'd you get? Paco shit on you or?
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What? It's a Mexican Margarita with
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chocolate milk. It's pretty good.
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OK, it's banging. What'd you get?
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The driest, pussiest wow wine. You've ever pause.
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I forgot to go on 18 plus in here so I might be demonetized.
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What have you done? What are you doing?
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Oh my gosh, it's been far too long.
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It's been. It's been too long, but it's
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good to be back. I'm glad we're here.
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I'm glad we got to do it. Yes, I'll say finally, 6:45.
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We were slotted for 5:00. Yeah, my schedule's an hour or
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two behind. It's fine.
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I was like. Falling in and out of sleep on
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while you guys were on your way back.
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I was toasted today. Like drunk, toasted or no?
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Just tired. What did you do today?
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I inspected 2 homes and was setting in a poorly.
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So you're not at the pizza place anymore?
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Absolutely what not No, I walked out.
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What happened? I'll, I'll just do it short and
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sweet, we. The listeners haven't heard from
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us for six months. Why do you want to wrap it up
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like a condom? Because because I don't, I don't
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need to burn bridges. Where?
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They. Just don't need to be burnt.
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Much like a condom, there's a lot to fit in here, so we need
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to move on, yeah. So basically basically we no
3:35
longer saw eye to eye so I decided now or then was the time
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to make my leave. Literally no fucking way.
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So yeah, I decided to make my leave and no longer there.
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Fair. I feel like now it's just going
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to be Amber and Ryan. Well, that's fine.
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That's fine. I'm going to scoot over though,
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because he's going to be on a call for a minute.
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So. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
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You didn't tighten them down. No, I.
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Didn't I? Like I like how you put it
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directly on me. Oh, there you go.
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I don't know what to do with this one.
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We'll just turn it off. It's fine.
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There you go. Yeah.
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Oh, God. I got to get closer to you now.
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Shit. There you go.
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But yeah, So what happened? You burned bridges you didn't
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need to burn, or you didn't burn bridges that needed to be.
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Choosing not to burn bridges. So yeah, basically we no longer
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saw eye to eye. So I decided to make my leave
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and I did and quit on the spot. You said fuck this vision, I'm
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out or you're just like, I'm done.
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No, I, I was like, I'm done. I basically sat down, had a
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conversation about how things were.
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You're civil about it, this. Time I I put my two cents in and
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felt that my two cents was directly ignored to my face and
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so I shut down and did not say a word the rest the last half hour
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of the meeting and went home. I basically the last thing I
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said was I'm going home, I'm not working today went home.
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They did end up paying me for the full day though.
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So that is that is a positive. And then came home chilled and
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jumped on Uber and worked Uber for like 4-5 hours and made like
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$200. The last thing I was told was
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you were working Uber and we pulled into the house last.
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Morning. Don't say the name.
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I won't. I don't even know what it's
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called, but I saw that there are two cars there and I was like,
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does he have a bitchy? Company.
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Car he goes, no, it's his new job.
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And I was like, he got a job, he got a car with Uber.
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He goes, no, he's working for that other place.
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And I was like, what other place?
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And he goes that place. I was like I have no fucking
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clue. All he does is send me videos on
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Facebook that I don't watch. Yeah, to be fair, I watch like
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half of the ones you send me. That's fine.
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He never watches them. So I you realize I've stopped
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sending them to you guys because you guys don't watch it.
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You're men. It is what it is.
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I've watched I I will click on the ones that interest me.
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With hot women. Sometimes.
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That's about it. I send you dogs and.
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Hippos. I will click on the dog every
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single time. And Penguins.
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And every now and then, every. Single raccoon that comes
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across. My that's probably where I
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stopped watching it. Yeah, bitch.
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Yeah. Probably.
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Yeah. Bitch, I try to send at least
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one raccoon a day. For those of you that don't
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know, I absolutely hate raccoons.
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They're trash pandas. They're the worst and I'm not
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farting for anybody who can hear it in the mic or on TikTok.
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Is this stupid chair? That has two servings in it. 2
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servings. I thought your thing was going
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to be a lot longer. So it might well as be, what do
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we got? 6 minutes?
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Yeah. Oh dear. 6 minutes.
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As I'm talking to my boss, my boys texted me going are you
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still podcasting? Oh my goodness, yes, I am give.
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Me one minute. Well, it takes him about an hour
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to even get anywhere, so he'll be all right.
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You're. Going to have to lift up that
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chair because it's. I can move back.
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I'm good, I don't care. I can move back or you can sit
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in front. What do?
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You want get the woman a better chair?
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Probably. Going to get interrupted again
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but we'll keep moving fast it so.
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Kaylee said you need to not hide.
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You freaking come on here anyway you let them know about the
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pizza place. Yeah.
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OK, since we're talking about jobs, did you notice what I'm
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wearing? Yeah.
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It's your boy in the freaking Sharpies pool shirt.
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That's OK. That's OK.
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Pool. Pool shirt so I don't work there
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anymore obvi. Yeah.
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So. I know we talked about it the
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last the last episode we did. Correct.
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So in that time that we've done an episode, I've worked there
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for two months and come to the conclusion that mom needs a lot
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more attention than we thought. And I just couldn't do what I
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found out the other day is I was doing 70 hour weeks.
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Oh, wow, yeah, I didn't know that.
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OK. I just put the numbers together,
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like no kidding. Like 2 days ago and I was like,
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I was doing 70 hour weeks. That's insane.
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I had, I just didn't, you know what I mean?
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I was just going, I was just working.
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I was just getting it done and and I was tired.
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Jesus Christ. All right, one SEC just.
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Just tired. I'm trying, I really am.
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Who is this? So what's new with you since the
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last episode that you were on, which is a week prior to the
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last episode we did? The last thing that we had
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talked about was more of my workers comp and me not working.
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Still not working but I'm making a shit ton of candles now and
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they smell delicious. I just sent a couple of my
10:01
friends, some of them and they sent me pictures and videos.
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So if you want to see them, I don't post them on Spotify
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maybe? I don't have a way no.
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I can't post photos. I have to put no.
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Like on the thing. I mean I can post it as the as
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the episode. You put like sharpies on top and
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then put like our background and then just like a lit flame.
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Oh my gosh, that sounds like a lot of work that I'm not
10:34
interested in. No, but yeah, that's that's
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pretty. Check out our Instagram.
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We still have Instagram, we still have Blue sky, we still
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have Twitter. I'm I, I'm not even going to
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lie, I deleted Twitter. I hate Twitter.
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That's fine. Sure is the fucking worst, but
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we still have it. I just deleted it off my phone.
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We have threads, we still have YouTube, we still have
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everything. I have not posted a single thing
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on there since I left. Well, we haven't.
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Done. Anything.
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We did get 2 new viewers and they're actually probably
11:12
watching us on TikTok right now, so shout out to Robbie and
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Nikki. And also shout out to our #1 fan
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high hopes. Oh yeah, What's up?
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High hopes. I I sent him a message.
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There it is. Yeah, I sent him a message on
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Discord and I said, hey, guess what's happening this weekend.
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And he goes, I don't, I don't know.
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And I was like J&A from JAR are going to be in town and we're
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going to be recording. Oh, Speaking of jar.
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Oh no, I forgot we're going to be recording our first episode
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in a year and a half. Oh God.
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Oh God. I don't I'm.
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Just not even going to be on the podcast.
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I'm just running around the whole fucking time.
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Yeah, seriously. Merry Christmas.
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You mean the world to us? Here is your.
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Gift you guys that's. Fine.
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That's the point. You got us a roof over our
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heads. For 1/2 a year.
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And then you gave us a place to. Sleep, my God, we'll put.
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It as the thumbnail. Ryan's original Ryan's Irish
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style cream liqueur. I thought you'd like that.
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I love. Cream liqueur.
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It's not expensive, no. That's fine.
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I like I I drink Bailey's all the time.
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I was going to say the record. Hold on, hold on.
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Is not a good cream liqueur, but it does say Ryan's on it.
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That's the point. Oh, you're going to.
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Yeah. So we'll do.
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That's awesome. That's that's yeah, that's going
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to have to be tried. My mom, my mom get us anything.
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What else? How fucking rude.
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Actually, you know what? I did get you something, did
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you? I got you 2 brand new podcast
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microphones. That's right, a brand.
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New. USB microphone interface so we
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can record the podcast while you guys are back home.
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Correct. There you go.
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That's what we're doing. We're going to try for y'all.
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We really are. It's been insane and it.
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Literally feels like it's been 2 years.
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It has in the past six months, but at the same time it feels
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like it's gone by so fucking quick, like.
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Felt like a lifetime, I'll be honest with you.
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Like. You say 6 months, you know when
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the last episode was uploaded. In August.
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Six months. No, August 28th it's.
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Pretty good. So it's tackling technically in
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their ears been four months. It's been four months.
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But it's I'm trying in reality been posted six months.
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I posted that pretty shortly after cause no Justin and I
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recorded it and I think I posted it that next.
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Week we did do another one. That's right, that last one we
14:05
did. Was when you had come back down.
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So you guys, we had already been, you guys had already been
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gone for a minute, you were making the trip back a couple
14:13
times and doing all that. Couple times.
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Yeah, it was 6 times. No, no.
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No, it was 6. Yeah. 6.
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Times 6 round trips. Dude, I was so tired.
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And you? Had come here a couple times
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yeah. So the last time you had come
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here, we did recorded the episode and I think that came
14:32
out the week after we had recorded it because I think we
14:36
had one barrier week and then that was the last one we had
14:40
recorded. So August 28th was when it came
14:43
out. So it was probably the week
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before that. You worked a month at Sharpies?
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Yeah. And then literally a month later
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quit. Was gonna y'all don't.
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I don't even think you all know this.
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He's working for the company that I hurt my foot with.
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Uh huh. That's the thing.
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We worked there together. You hurt your foot while we were
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there together like. Technically, yes, I mean, but.
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W2 I was there when you hurt your foot, yeah, but not at the
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show that you were at. No, You were still in Orlando.
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Yeah, but yeah, So he's working there.
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He was supposed to be working there full time.
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You're supposed to be retailing events.
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Yeah, they're still working. And that's why you quit.
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Sharpies. Well, I quit Sharpies because I
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needed more time with mom's care.
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Like she she did need more time. I was completely blown away by
15:41
how much attention and care. She really needed.
15:45
Yeah. What?
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Three months in. Technically too, yeah.
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Y'all don't even know this, but she decided to take a camping
15:55
trip all by her freaking self. What should I tell you about
15:58
that? No, my mother, the post stroke
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victim. Had a stroke in.
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July of two months. If that.
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Yeah, it was. Pretty.
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Fresh a month, maybe a month and 1/2 in we didn't.
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I don't even think we really had her speech appointment yet and
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she had done 3 or 4 occupational therapy sessions and the day
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that we were supposed to go to her therapy session, I wake up
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in the morning and I see she has like all this camping shit just
16:39
like out in the backyard and I'm like what the fuck you doing?
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And she can bear like she can barely talk at this point, like
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she's not making full last sentences yet.
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And that's it's not even like full sentences.
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One word to. The next word.
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Is completely incoherent. Yeah, we can barely understand
16:56
where she's even trying to go. Like new, like probably 58% of
17:04
what she was trying to say next. Jeez, it's rough.
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I knew what she was saying more than other people were, and it
17:10
was barely there. 'Cause you you spent two months
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with her. I did like every single day
17:16
making sure like she was good and like if any noise happened I
17:20
was like up and at it and all this shit and.
17:23
Before we move on any farther from that, yeah, it's just the
17:28
local kids. There's like two or three cars
17:31
parked in front of your thing. It's probably the neighbors.
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They were thrilling. Is she better?
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Is she doing better? She is doing better to a point.
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We actually had a scare two nights ago.
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Yeah. And that was.
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Or a week? No, no, no.
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It was like a week ago. That was the second scare in two
17:53
months. OK, so the.
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First year. The first scare was the 210
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blood pressure Did you hear what I said?
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I said 210 over. Who cares?
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Doesn't matter. The first.
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Number was 200 something. Yeah.
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So we found out her blood pressure was still the same
18:17
thing that caused the stroke. It was still just as high as it
18:20
was when she had the stroke. So she almost had a second
18:23
stroke. Yeah.
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And we finally this. Was going this was the morning
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going to one of her speech appointments and her daughter
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came up to get truck. Yeah, she said.
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My eyes are blurry. Yeah, in the morning.
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She said I can't yeah, exactly that face.
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Yeah, She said I can't read what they're asking me to read for
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this like lesson. Yeah, like this book.
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I can't. I can't tell what they're asking
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me to read. I can't see I.
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Can't see it even. With the glass?
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Oh, no, I'm not there, No. So she says that and I'm I think
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you had to take. Her, you and Courtney.
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Oh OK, so we didn't go in for her therapy.
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You, I think you guys did, you guys went in for the speech
19:09
therapy. You picked them up.
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That's what I'm saying. I didn't go inside.
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Oh, you didn't? No, they just came out and we're
19:14
like, we're going to the hospital.
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Fantastic. I went to bed when you left at
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like 3 or 4 in the morning because I was tik toking.
19:27
Shocker. Before we get into all of that,
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yeah, she went camping. Oh yeah.
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So we were going to her OT and I look outside, there's like a
19:39
tent. There's, you know, a folded
19:41
table and like all this other shit.
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And she's just. Like.
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Camping and I was like. Because that's all she can do.
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OK. Yeah, that's camping.
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And I doubt the word camping came out in one.
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And I think it was like camp or something like that.
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Yeah. And I was like, do you want to
20:00
go camping? She's like, I'm going.
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I was like, OK. I was like my mother, I.
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Was. Like, yeah, I was like, like,
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let me, let me ask Jay. And that's the most, that's the
20:12
most Jay thing I've ever heard. I'm I'm.
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Going. To my mother.
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Literally like what you see from Jay. 100% like that attitude
20:22
thing comes strictly from. I love his mom though, by the
20:26
way. I'm cut with water.
20:27
My mom's distilled A. 100%. She's distilled.
20:31
You also need to tell that thing you talked about.
20:34
Yeah, what? About my lineage.
20:37
Not that one. I was talking about the.
20:39
Old you're not allowed to talk about that.
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Your boy? No, you can.
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Your boy is delicious and olive. Yeah, 100%.
20:46
I was talking about the lady that we met this weekend with,
20:50
the one with the hand. The psychic.
20:51
And then you were like, there's three angels.
20:54
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, not now anyway, but you
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should talk about that. I'm glad you talked at the
21:01
beginning of this 'cause you ain't gonna talk, you're gonna
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talk. I don't have anything.
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I've been living in the house. I got my blinds changed alone.
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I've. Been living in the house and
21:10
it's been so quiet and glorious. The dogs, no more.
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Dogs haven't. Been bothering my ass.
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Oh my God, you two haven't been bothering my ass.
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He's sitting here watching his fantasy teams pick.
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That's all he's doing, watching. I'm watching a group of five
21:26
Youtubers play online dynasty with College Football 26 and I
21:32
am enjoying the hell out of my life.
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I'm glad you're. Enjoying it because otherwise
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it's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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Like. I got a new rug and you don't.
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Understand. It's so nice.
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You're enjoying it, that's all that matters.
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We got your doors fixed, we got your.
21:48
What else do we do? We tried to fix the blinds for
21:51
you and then our dogs fucked it up.
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Regrouted the bathroom or the dog?
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Yeah, to be fair, I told you, you probably shouldn't do these
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two. Yeah, we did.
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I was going to wait until the dogs had gone because I knew
22:02
this was going to. Happen.
22:02
I didn't like the people looking in.
22:04
I showed him the one in the kitchen is the one that the dogs
22:09
fucked up because it's short enough.
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Very nice. It's fine, it worked.
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Out. It worked out fine.
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Anyways, going back to this fucking camp.
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Yeah, cuz I'm done. That's all.
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Nothing. So I literally told her I was
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like, let me, that was a real stutter.
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I was like, let me let me see if Jay can take off time for work
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or I can see, you know, if, if he can go with you.
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And she was like, why? And I'm like, what do you mean?
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Why? She's like, I'm going, I'm like,
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by yourself. She goes, yeah, I said you
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better talk to your kids. She goes, no, why?
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And I'm like. I'm at work, I got nothing to do
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with it. That's you.
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He has been at work, been at work for like 3 or 4 hours at
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this point. Woke up at 6:00 in the morning.
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This is 10:00 in the morning for me.
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This is early for Amber. Like this is way fucking early.
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And I'm just like. Your boy's crushing these pools,
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by the way. Absolutely crushing these pools.
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I'm like, I'm like, what? What do you mean?
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I'm like, who's taking you? And she goes you and I'm like,
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I'm not responsible for this. You need to fucking talk to your
23:29
kids. She goes no, I don't.
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I'm like OK. Amber's like there's raccoons
23:34
out there, no? I'm like, I'm like, you
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literally need to talk to your kids.
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She goes, no, I don't. You're going to take me.
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I'm fine. And that was like the first
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complete sentence she really had.
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And I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck?
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So we go to her occupational therapy class and she's doing
23:56
like these rowing things and doing it backwards and
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everything. And I look at this girl, she's
24:01
bad. She's bad our age and we got
24:05
along really great together. And I look at her and I said my
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mom's gone crazy. She goes, what do you mean?
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I was like, she wants to go camping by herself.
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She goes when that's like right now after this, she wants me to
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take. She loaded my fucking car.
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I didn't touch anything because my foot was fucked up.
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I was like, if you can get all of that shit in the car by
24:28
yourself, I'll take you. We'll think about it.
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She literally put her bag a full ass tent, a full ass table, like
24:37
a chair and like other shit. It's her favorite thing in the
24:40
world. It is her favorite thing, and
24:42
she was. Going pretty awesome.
24:43
It's not just. She was going through.
24:45
It's not just like part of that brain is dead.
24:48
I love camping now. Yeah, yeah.
24:50
No, no. She just, that's her thing.
24:51
She loves camping so. It's a it's a good thing to
24:55
love. And it's neat that she
24:57
remembered that she loved camping and that she remembered
25:00
what I need for camping. Yes, that's everything.
25:03
That was cool for me. That's good.
25:05
She was like, I got this, don't worry.
25:06
About blankets she had, she literally got like, we went
25:09
grocery shopping the day before and she was getting camping
25:14
shit. And I was like, you don't eat
25:16
this, you don't eat that. Why the fuck are you getting
25:19
this? No idea.
25:21
Completely out of my mind. I was like eating away, then
25:23
you're gonna eat all this shit. Just wait, just wait.
25:27
I'm about to drop something on here.
25:29
She knew. And.
25:30
Then she knew what she did. Exactly what she knew.
25:33
What she did she's, I mean, she's already loaded everything
25:36
before we went to her occupational therapy, like in my
25:40
fucking car. And I'm like, all right, so Oh
25:43
no, no, no, she did it afterwards.
25:45
It was after. So we do OT and I told him and
25:50
both of his siblings and his oldest sister goes she can camp
25:54
outside in the backyard. And I was like, you could tell
25:58
your mother that. That's a good compromise.
26:00
Yeah. You're a groud, you've got an
26:02
acreage is. She my momma?
26:03
Is she my momma here? It's it's just as dark as any
26:07
campground. Like my Mama?
26:09
She she my Mama, but she ain't my mom.
26:11
She's like fucking wild so. And then switching ass.
26:17
The youngest sibling was like, I'm so worried, you know, like
26:22
people who have a stroke can have a stroke again, blah, blah,
26:25
blah. I'm like, y'all tell your
26:28
fucking mother. Like tell her, 'cause I'm not,
26:31
I've already talked to her and she's set in stone.
26:35
So he was like, OK, let's when you're done with occupational
26:39
therapy, I'll go to lunch and we'll talk.
26:42
So we went to like a Jimmy John's or something like that,
26:45
Jersey Mike's and we get some Subs and we sit down and we were
26:50
just bullshitting and she didn't know.
26:53
I told him and I said something like secretively to her.
26:56
I was like, Oh yes, camping. She goes what?
26:59
I was like camping. And he goes, you said something
27:03
like wild. And she goes, no, I'm going.
27:06
And like it was just like, oh shit.
27:09
Oh no, God. And he was just telling her
27:13
like, you know, I'm worried about this, this and this.
27:15
And she was like, I'm fine, I have my phone, I got my meds, I
27:18
know my meds. I got this.
27:22
And like she was doing full of sentences and shit.
27:25
And he goes. Record scratch.
27:27
She didn't have this. Yeah.
27:31
She at. The end of it she really didn't.
27:35
So I'm messaging her. I'm trying really hard not to
27:37
like, you know, call or text every hour.
27:41
So I'm trying every three hours and then sometimes I do like a
27:43
six and then a three hour and all that stuff.
27:46
And every single time I'm fine, I'm good, All's good.
27:49
Got it. OK.
27:50
And it was a 2 day trip and it was 10 minutes away from the
27:54
house I had her location on so I could see exactly where she went
27:59
when she went. Oh, she went.
28:01
If she had her. Body OK.
28:05
Oh yeah, buddy. OK, like I said.
28:09
No. Foreshadowing.
28:11
She didn't. Have this she.
28:12
Goes I'm going camping. You ain't telling her no.
28:19
You ain't telling her no. It would have taken a trank gun.
28:23
Yeah. Like. 2.
28:26
Wasn't happening. With like rhinoceros horse
28:30
tranquilizers. What the fuck is that?
28:34
They continue. They continue.
28:37
So I took. Her favorite midnight snack?
28:41
Beautiful. So I took her.
28:43
I'm texting her. I'm like, you good, everything's
28:45
fine. I'm fine, I'm good.
28:47
So two days like oh, oh, oh, and oh, because it it was a whole
28:55
because it was a bad day or like a like it was around a bad time
29:01
years ago. She was mourning, I'm guessing
29:05
of somebody's birthday or something like that, her late
29:08
husband. And so she bought a cigar from a
29:16
gas station. From a gas station.
29:18
From a gas station. She's like a teenager.
29:20
She is, yeah. She's like I'm sneaking cigars
29:23
and beers. No, she didn't fucking sneak it.
29:25
She just bought it in front of me.
29:27
You tell your mother no. I'm in front of me.
29:30
I wake up in the middle of the night and she's making grilled
29:32
cheese. She's like, I'm making them at
29:33
night. Yeah, I'm not going to tell her
29:37
no. And I told her this afterwards.
29:41
So I was like, I'm not telling you no, but you're an adult and
29:43
you need to make these right choices.
29:45
She goes, I know. I said if you need me, I'm here.
29:48
I am. So then she literally bought a
29:51
cigar in front of me and I looked at her and she goes and
29:55
then bought it. And I was like.
29:57
The up and down look. Yeah, she.
29:59
Did so am I? I'm not.
30:02
I'm not going. This is a whole different other
30:06
podcast. I'm not fucking up another
30:08
relationship with my significant other and his mother.
30:13
Hashtag Thanks for the trauma, definitely.
30:16
Yep, that's the new podcast. All three of my exes, I fucked
30:22
that shit. I'm not doing it again.
30:25
I'm not. I ain't doing it again.
30:28
But you tell the rest of the story because I've been talking
30:30
forever and Ryan hates when I talk so much.
30:33
It's. Just because you're a woman?
30:37
I'm just kidding. I.
30:37
Remember. I remember a little bit of it
30:40
because again, I was working, I was like, I was completely
30:43
overtired. I I don't even remember most of
30:45
it because it's just. 70. Hour work was burnt.
30:49
I haven't been that burnt out since I was 18.
30:53
Like, I haven't worked that hard that long in a long time.
31:00
So I went to, I went to work, came home, she's texted me while
31:06
I'm at work, the whole 9 yards, everything.
31:09
I'm like, yeah. I mean, it is what it is.
31:11
You, you physically restrain her or you don't.
31:14
Those are your options. This.
31:15
Was in the morning before we met for lunch.
31:18
Like it's it's up to you. So see her at the sub shop and
31:23
I'm talking to her and letting her know.
31:26
I don't appreciate just throwing that on us like that.
31:28
It's it's, you know, it's scary. It's terrifying.
31:32
You. You watched them almost die like
31:35
they in the hospital bed for a good like 4 days.
31:38
You're like it's touch and go. We don't know.
31:41
We have no idea. We may may she may stick around,
31:43
she may not. And that's terrifying.
31:46
And within two months she's like, hey, I'm going to take a
31:48
bunch of shit in the woods and you're going to leave me there.
31:51
It's like, hey, hey, that's. Let's talk to you.
31:55
Let's put a pen in that. Let me talk.
31:57
To you right quick we're not going to do that anyway so after
32:03
we take her camping we keep in touch we get her location so we
32:07
know where she's at we're you know we're checking in with her
32:09
working all that good stuff and a little bit later what 2 days?
32:14
She stayed there. Like whenever she told us she
32:19
got lost. Oh no, she told me the day I
32:20
want to pick her up. Oh, so I didn't know till later.
32:24
So she she stayed got overnight and then stayed a night and then
32:31
the next day I picked her up. So technically it was like 3
32:34
days but it was like. Night.
32:36
Day. Three nights.
32:37
Yeah. It was, it was a night, a night
32:40
and then a morning. Yeah.
32:42
OK. So but she's.
32:43
Like a weekend trip, Yeah. Technically, if you got, yeah,
32:47
if you got there like late Saturday.
32:50
Like like. All day Sunday.
32:52
Did in Boy Scouts. It was a weekend trip, I.
32:55
Don't know I was. No, no, I'm, I'm confirming with
32:58
myself that's. That's what it is.
33:00
I am confirming with myself that was a weekend trip as we did in
33:04
the Scouts. When I picked her up.
33:06
My Boy Scout trips were much longer because he ate brownies.
33:11
Whoa, I got 8. That's like.
33:17
That has salt. That needs salt.
33:21
I pick her up, I'm like, how is it?
33:23
And she goes this sad, like sad. She goes, yeah, it was a sad
33:28
trip. I said OK, did did you, did you
33:32
get what you wanted out of it? And she goes, yeah.
33:36
Then she goes. I got lost though, and I'm going
33:41
down the hill. Imagine your heart.
33:43
Yeah, I'm like what do you mean you got lost?
33:49
Cause I've been texting her this whole entire fucking time.
33:52
She never mentioned that, never. Just didn't.
33:57
She goes now, we're fine. She goes.
34:00
I got back to the tent, we're fine.
34:01
She's covered in like, like limbs and Moss.
34:04
She's like, I'm fine. I made it back.
34:06
Like we don't need to mention to them that I got lost.
34:09
She goes, yeah, I got lost. I'm trying to be cool, calm and
34:15
collected, you know, like a cool kid or whatever.
34:19
I'm like. Ma'am.
34:23
I think I did say that, ma'am. Ma'am.
34:27
What? I was like, what do you mean?
34:32
She's like, well, I decided to take a walk because that's her
34:36
thing is she takes walks now and we've told her every single time
34:41
to take her phone at one point, by the way.
34:44
Random Carolina's the most boring state that ever was.
34:48
A random little like snippet of it.
34:51
I didn't. I did tell her at one point when
34:53
she went camping that I had her location on so if she needed
34:58
anything call me and I can find her.
35:00
I guess she didn't remember that.
35:02
So a month ago, maybe a month and a half ago, like before she
35:08
went to Florida, I it said that mom left the house even though
35:14
she was literally like 2 feet away from me.
35:17
And it said she was at your house.
35:21
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What then?
35:23
As it said that mom left the house and that her location was
35:29
here. I don't have your location but
35:32
it said. What?
35:37
What? It says she was at your home and
35:40
I freaked out. I've I've realized something
35:43
too. How many times have I sent you
35:47
camping related posts? Plenty over the last like 2
35:52
months yeah I haven't watched oblivious since I had no idea
35:57
yeah I was like oh I'm going to build this over landing rig I
36:01
want to go camping so bad no idea completely oblivious no you
36:07
bitch I I. Haven't even gone camping.
36:11
I've been there for six months in the woods also.
36:15
You can put a tent in the back. Put a tent somewhere.
36:18
What was it called? It was called a pie.
36:23
Bald deer, everybody. Oh.
36:29
I can't because I'm on here. Eyeballed deer.
36:31
Everybody look up a piebald deer.
36:34
Like P i.e. PYI thought.
36:38
Look up a white. Deer.
36:40
What the fuck is that? What deer?
36:42
Hi. What?
36:43
He opens his phone and you hear? I told.
36:46
Her while you're looking that up, I told her I was like, oh.
36:51
We were talking about. It we were.
36:55
We cannot, we cannot segue from my mother to no we.
36:59
Cannot. We cannot.
37:00
We cannot. We cannot.
37:01
So I told her I was like, Oh yeah, on my phone it said you
37:05
were in Sanford. She's like, why does this say
37:08
where you were? P where I was.
37:10
P i.e. BALD.
37:12
Oh it isn't high? OK, I thought it was PY that
37:15
one. Oh yeah, yeah, they're little
37:17
like. In the woods, like right next to
37:19
the house, yeah. Regular deer half like.
37:21
It had like this much. Albino, yeah.
37:24
Fermentation didn't look like a Dalmatian.
37:27
It did. Yeah.
37:27
The one? No, no, no.
37:28
The one that we saw, yeah. I can totally see that.
37:30
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Brother, awesome, adorable.
37:35
I've never like I was like, oh shit, I have to have one now.
37:39
Like right when I saw it I was like I have to have one.
37:41
Can I get that dog? Can I get that dog it?
37:44
Was like this guy, Yeah. Bow haunted it, yeah.
37:48
It was about. Like that, it was about
37:50
delicious. Happy that.
37:51
Dickhead. So how do you shoot?
37:54
So that's like shooting a Unicorn, you prick.
37:56
So, so good. I feel like Unicorn.
37:58
Tastes so good. Though fuck off.
38:01
Can we pull up into a field? Yes, I do.
38:03
Can we have some can? We have so we pull up into a
38:06
field, there's 8 deer and one of them is piebald.
38:09
And I was like, I'm also having a stroke because that deer's a
38:14
door. That deer's white.
38:15
Love it. Like a Dalmatian with black
38:17
spots. What is?
38:18
Happening. It was so pretty and it was like
38:20
8 of them and somebody's like front yard, backyard, side yard
38:25
thing. 22 houses down. So we pulled onto the
38:29
neighborhood block and we see a, a, a pod of eight of them with a
38:36
piebald. And I'm like, I'm losing my
38:38
mind. What is this?
38:40
So we go talk to mom and she says, yeah, that's the mom.
38:44
Last year December, she had babies and she had two piebald
38:50
babies. So now there are three piebald
38:53
in the neighborhood somewhere and I need that dog.
38:58
Can I Can I cut that dog? So mom gets lost in the woods.
39:03
Yep. And we find out later.
39:07
Yeah. So I found out the same day, he
39:09
found out two days later. Just I got lost.
39:12
She goes, I went to go for a walk and out of nowhere I just
39:17
couldn't remember where I was at.
39:20
I was in the Grand Canyon it. Might as well have been, yeah.
39:24
She was, I was like, what do you mean she does?
39:26
I don't know. I I literally forgot where I was
39:29
at and I had no idea. I remembered I went camping and
39:33
I'm on top of the hill so I just remembered I needed to go up.
39:38
Fuck. Yeah, yeah.
39:44
Yeah. And so she she literally said I
39:47
just started walking up and to the left until I got to the
39:53
road. And then once I got to the road,
39:55
I knew where I needed to go. Yeah.
40:01
I mimicked chugging the entire bottle of Ryan of Ryan of Ryan.
40:06
Yes, because. That sounds delicious.
40:09
Now mine. 'S a bottle of Ryan.
40:11
Mind you. New on the merch shop?
40:12
Gamer bath water hot. It's not even.
40:20
Shop Gamer Bath. It's not even gamer bathwater,
40:23
it's podcaster bathwater, so it's worse anyway.
40:27
Why is it green? Why is it worse with?
40:33
Glitter. It smells like broke smells.
40:38
Like. Coaster in the bathwater.
40:41
It's funny so. OK, good.
40:44
Let's continue this. Smells flaccid so she got lost.
40:51
That's gonna be a T-shirt. That's gonna, I'm sorry, that's
40:53
gonna be a female. Flaccid podcaster bathwater.
41:00
Podcaster bathwater. It smells.
41:02
Flash it. Totally smells.
41:03
Flaccid, but it's a beautiful. T-shirt getting there.
41:06
OK, How did we get here from my mother?
41:08
I don't. You literally you said it smells
41:11
flaccid. I immediately just see like a
41:15
melted toaster hanging above green bath water.
41:20
That is what flaccid smells like.
41:22
That is exactly what flaccid smells.
41:25
Like, I love it. Can I?
41:28
Yeah, absolutely. Do it up and we'll we'll release
41:31
our first merch shirt. To get back to the story, yes
41:35
mom, Mom was found totally fine. She's fine, all's good.
41:40
She is getting much better. She's crazy pants Banana.
41:43
She's. Probably 7075%.
41:49
She's got full functions, she's got full motor functions, she's
41:52
got full occupational. She can do everything that she
41:55
did before. There's not a thing that she's
41:57
missing. Not to sound any type of way.
41:58
She can cook, she can clean, she can feed herself.
42:01
She can bathe herself, she can wash herself.
42:05
She's. Fully like she can do.
42:07
Everything herself, she just can't really talk and well.
42:12
Other speech is about 70%. That's.
42:15
Not a story about that, no. And I can understand it because
42:19
I've been with her for six months.
42:20
I got no problem. I can understand everything
42:22
she's trying to say. But I would argue that that is
42:25
best case scenario. It is.
42:27
It is. It is 100%.
42:28
Because the speech will come back.
42:30
Yes, she can walk, she can talk. And even though she can.
42:34
Do her shit. Whole facility she may.
42:36
Take longer for the speech to come back.
42:39
It it can't. There's opportunity for it to
42:41
come back. Yeah.
42:42
There's a lot of other things that wouldn't be able to come
42:45
back. Yeah.
42:46
If she lost that. So that's I.
42:47
I love to hear that. Yeah, yeah, all good.
42:50
Not great, but good. And that's all I'm still.
42:53
Stubborn as shit. Yep, that's all I'm asking for
42:56
is good. So all good she got found.
43:00
You want to talk about the other thing?
43:01
She got back, everything's good and she hasn't she understood
43:05
the limitation after that. Yeah, she got what we were
43:08
trying to tell her. Good.
43:09
And she was like, she was like, like for a minute there.
43:11
She was like, OK, I get it. I'm not.
43:13
I'm not fully back yet. Like I thought I was all good.
43:16
I'm not. And I see that now.
43:18
I will. I will more, more.
43:22
Listen to y'all to a point. Yeah.
43:24
I understand where you're coming from before you go.
43:27
So we talked to a psychic. No, we can't do that one just
43:32
yet. Hold on, hold on.
43:34
So. It's about my mother it.
43:35
Is about her. It is, Yeah.
43:37
So the other thing is so we had been waiting like 2 fucking
43:43
months for speech, right? We finally.
43:47
Gave just never gave her speech there.
43:48
No, they gave her this. Took like 2 months.
43:51
They never gave her speech therapy.
43:53
They did, but they didn't, so they gave it to her like the
43:56
first week of September and her fucking face started swelling
44:01
like crazy and she had like a massive toothache.
44:04
That hasn't happened since. On the day that she's supposed
44:08
to do the fucking, I was like, how does this happen?
44:11
She's like, I'm not going. And I was like, understood.
44:14
Understandable. Take two weeks.
44:16
The week before she fucking went to speech, I think pretty sure.
44:20
If not, it was the week after. Doesn't matter.
44:25
The day she goes to speech, it's at 2:00 in the afternoon.
44:30
She's 4 beers deep into it. Fuck yeah, brother.
44:34
Brother, she still pounds those freaking Bud Lights.
44:38
She didn't forget 4. Fuck yeah.
44:40
Beers. Fuck yeah. 4 beers.
44:43
She quit smoking. She don't smoke anymore.
44:45
She does not smoke anymore. She threw all of her shit away.
44:47
She actually had like rolling papers and like A50 a 50 LB bag
44:53
of tobacco. Well, that's that's good.
44:57
That's amazing. That was the problem.
44:58
She was a smoker and that's what did did her read and the the
45:01
high blood pressure. But no, she she doesn't smoke
45:04
anymore. She quit smoking, but she.
45:06
She, she will. Put some beers away so.
45:11
She. Was four years old Not good, but
45:14
better than better than smoking. Better than smoking, brother.
45:17
The speech becomes incoherent. Immediately.
45:22
I've been with her for six months.
45:23
I have no idea what's happening. Immediately she becomes.
45:27
No idea, Amber. Fuck off, I'm just kidding.
45:31
Love you. Fuck off.
45:33
It's so funny when they stutter at each other it's.
45:37
So bad, it's so bad. She'll get the stutter from her.
45:42
That's. So I'm just sit there watching.
45:45
Okay, you know me because you've lived.
45:47
With it's like 2 Alexis talking to each other.
45:50
You understand that like how I am, Yeah.
45:55
Whenever I become like, completely like mentally not not
46:00
drunk. No, no, Yeah, yeah, not drunk.
46:02
But when I'm just like, I don't know, like I know what I'm
46:04
trying to fucking say and it's not there.
46:07
The brain tube connected to the speech box is is just gone.
46:12
It's no longer there, no longer connected.
46:15
This, this second, she started talking again.
46:20
I went deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.
46:24
Turned into Porky Pig it was so bad.
46:33
I left for one second to get a drink.
46:35
Jesus. It was so bad and even now, like
46:40
I would try, I would really try to talk with her.
46:43
Every now and then she tried to say a word, she'd stutter and
46:47
I'd stutter and I'd be like fuck, I'll tell you what.
46:52
The entire time, from day one, she never forgot how to say fuck
46:57
yeah. Shit.
46:58
Shit. Like all the words.
47:02
She never forgot any of that. No, not for a second.
47:05
She could say, say it with perfection, precision, God damn
47:10
it. Like just just perfect on all of
47:14
them. That's so funny.
47:16
She would be sitting there in the hospital and they're doing
47:18
their speech therapy. I mean, this is four days after
47:20
and she she cannot speak. Just killing it four days
47:24
afterwards. They're trying to trying to coax
47:26
her into what can you say? Can we can we get a baseline and
47:30
just couldn't do it. And finally she was like, this
47:33
shit's so stupid. I was like, hey, how?
47:37
About 3 words so. We kept going up in words per
47:42
sentence and finally we got to like a nine word sentence and
47:46
half of it was fucking this bullshit sucks.
47:50
And I was like, hey, there we go.
47:52
We're OK. It's like also like 2 weeks in
47:55
she was doing that kind of shit. She is actually talking like
47:59
full of sentences now. Yeah, she's fine.
48:00
I mean. I think every what?
48:02
75%. Every 5 words she may mess up a
48:05
little bit, but yeah, we know exactly what she's trying to
48:09
say. I will take a little mess up
48:11
here and there. The other.
48:12
Thing too, It's it's from now on, it's nothing really more
48:16
than a speech impediment. Yeah, yeah.
48:17
It's. Everything is fine.
48:19
She at one point looked at my shirt.
48:21
Not this one. I do have it in the other room.
48:24
It said something about Alaska and she kept saying slatis and I
48:31
was like, what the fuck is that? It just it just.
48:33
It's like twists. Yeah.
48:34
Dyslexia. Yeah, it might as well be
48:37
dyslexia. It just whists in her head.
48:39
Yeah. OK, so.
48:40
'Cause she can read it, Yeah. And in her head she knows the
48:43
word Alaska is said in her head, but when it goes to her mouth,
48:46
it just goes Alaska. Alaska that's gay or something
48:50
like that. OK.
48:52
So a little. Yeah, and this.
48:53
Might as well be dyslexia. She read a full book.
48:56
She understood it. It was because of Winn-dixie.
49:01
The The book, The supermarket. Yeah, well, it is about the
49:07
supermarket, but it's about have you never?
49:09
No, I don't. Know.
49:09
Really. I also didn't know it sounds
49:12
like a garbage book. Really, it's it.
49:15
It sounds like Publix. Or die, my guy it.
49:18
Sounds. It sounds like Winn-dixie paid
49:20
somebody to write a book about Winn.
49:22
Dixie. All about.
49:23
Probably. Pub Subs my guy, pub.
49:26
Subs my guy. It is about a little girl and
49:29
like they literally only have a Winn-dixie like in their town.
49:34
How Winn-dixie saves the town, Yeah.
49:37
I guess like this dog like comes into the store or something.
49:40
I was. About ready to say a dog in a.
49:42
Super deal and she calls. It a Dixie propaganda
49:47
propaganda. It is.
49:49
It's 100% propaganda. That's fantastic.
49:55
That's that's. Propaganda.
49:57
Wolfaganda. So I said crazy wopaganda
50:02
because winn-dixie propaganda, but I also said WOP because I
50:06
learned I'm allowed to say that now.
50:08
So my mom and I, oh, never, never really delved into the her
50:17
side. I know, I know almost everybody.
50:21
OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for. It I don't think I in my adult
50:24
life I may have as a child, sorry.
50:27
To like, be able to be pants. OK, maybe as a child I knew.
50:33
But as an adult, I never once heard my grandmother's name.
50:37
Ever Had no idea or didn't didn't have a clue.
50:42
I I've never heard her name. I don't know anything about her.
50:46
I don't know where she's from. I don't know nothing.
50:48
I got nothing, so I found out. Just just trying to, you know,
50:53
let's let's go through the motions.
50:56
Who do you remember? Do you remember your kids?
50:58
Yeah. What are their names?
51:00
And then she'd tell you the names.
51:01
The first week in the hospital. She had no clue.
51:06
She didn't know who her kids were.
51:07
She didn't know who I was. She didn't know anything.
51:09
That's. Scary.
51:10
Completely wiped. That's.
51:12
For for a good couple days completely wiped when I got
51:15
there she was like, I'll tell you this when I got there
51:19
instant she goes Justin and I was like, haha, I'm the favorite
51:22
stop right there yeah she didn't miss it for a.
51:26
Second, yeah, I was like, your favorite right there.
51:29
Favorite. So.
51:30
Winner. So going through everything, I
51:33
was like, So what? What do you remember?
51:35
Do you remember your side? Do you remember your sisters?
51:38
Do you remember your mom? Do you remember?
51:39
What do you remember? Tell me their names.
51:41
And she's like, actually I can do you one better.
51:43
Pulls a photo album out from the closet.
51:46
Yep, she remembered where it was.
51:48
And she goes check this out. And she pulls it out and she
51:50
shows me pictures of her mom. And I found out it was because
51:54
her mom died really young, I think when my mom was 3 or 7.
52:00
So that's, that would make sense.
52:01
I, I never met her. I, I don't have any idea.
52:04
And she barely met her If there's like she might have no a
52:07
few memories. Yeah.
52:09
So she let me know straight up from Italy one generation back.
52:18
Makes sense? Fully from Italy you.
52:21
Look it. Yep, so olive skinned freaking
52:25
Sicilian over here. Yeah, had no idea I I knew my
52:29
dad was from Hilariously get this, my dad is from KC, South
52:36
Carolina. KC is just South of the largest
52:40
city, Columbia. Columbia is an hour from where
52:44
we're at right now. OK, somehow I ended up with my
52:49
mother, who has never lived in South Carolina ever in her life
52:54
before now. When she moved there before the
52:57
stroke for no reason, she just like I South Carolina sounds
53:01
good. My dad lived an hour from where
53:04
we're at right now as a child, crazy.
53:07
And I knew all that. I knew where he was from, I knew
53:10
where he stayed. I knew where all of his friends
53:11
came from and all that good jazz.
53:14
Everything on my dad's side. I knew all of his uncles.
53:16
I knew all of my uncles. I knew all of his brothers and
53:18
sisters and all that good jazz. And I, I knew my mom's sisters.
53:24
That's about it. I know her dad passed and I know
53:27
how he passed and that was pretty rough.
53:29
And I know how her cousins passed and that was also pretty
53:33
rough. And that, that's really it.
53:35
That's all I got because, you know, hey, her cousin passed.
53:39
I didn't know she had a cousin and that's the only way I knew
53:41
she had a cousin is because he passed like so.
53:43
And that's that's yeah, it was just one of those terrible thing
53:47
to talk about. So why would you?
53:48
Want it was just one of those things.
53:50
So no, I found out I am straight up full on 5050 S Carolina boy
53:58
Italian frickin wop like I am. I am the guy like.
54:02
Am I allowed to make cock? Bans us for that word.
54:05
Can I can I can I make just the worst joke always you and I in
54:11
the same room were 2/3 of. Don't say the end of the joke,
54:16
right, Holy God. Rigor mortis.
54:24
Holy shit, hard R over here, no. It more has to do with the late
54:34
30s or early 40s you. German asshole.
54:39
He is the German. I'm the German of that joke, I
54:42
know. He is the slut veer.
54:45
I said something the other day like I felt like my foot was
54:48
like dead and it was like rigor mortis or something, he said.
54:51
You said the hard R was making asshole.
54:56
I was like, I don't know, why did you say the hard R on rigor
54:58
mortis like. I feel like I watched a video of
55:02
somebody was like, how did they put the hard R on whatever word
55:07
recently and I feel like I sent it to you but.
55:11
I. Don't want your shit?
55:13
I know because I send you enough raccoon videos.
55:16
I love that. Earlier in the kitchen, you're
55:18
like, I never go on social media anymore, brother.
55:22
You send me 10 Facebook videos. A day, I said hardly.
55:29
And. Hard.
55:30
R Yeah, Hard. R Hardly.
55:34
I hardly go on Facebook anymore. I never go on anything else.
55:43
Dolly Parton. Yeah.
55:45
It was $10 at It's a. Massive Tumblr for 10.
55:49
Bucks it's like 40 oz. Stanley, not a Tumblr.
55:53
It's pretty much a Stanley. It might as well be a Stanley.
55:56
It has the screw top on the top. I do like the straw.
55:59
And it has literally screwed in. Oh shit, yeah. 10 bucks 2.
56:05
Bucks that's that's Hardy. Look at it 10.
56:08
Yeah, there you go. At Dollar General, you.
56:11
Say all it says is I love Dolly with like a weird ass butterfly
56:15
Christmas. She found a shorter one like a
56:17
36 oz for 6 bucks and. It says in my merry era.
56:26
You would like Dolly Parton. I don't this is the only cute
56:29
one that they had that wasn't pink.
56:31
Well, yeah. Titties.
56:34
Tits so far. You like tits?
56:38
Yeah. Do you prefer tits or ass or
56:41
personality? I'm kidding.
56:44
That doesn't. Matter a bit of all three.
56:46
I'm a trifecta. It doesn't matter.
56:50
For men, no, no, I think a little bit of like all three, to
56:55
be completely honest. I don't like the fattest ass.
56:59
Like I don't like Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian's ass.
57:04
She doesn't like. I mean, that's fine.
57:07
She doesn't like those BBS. But I do like a big booty, like
57:11
a friend of ours that all three of us know that you and I used
57:14
to work with. A supple booty.
57:18
I used to. I used to.
57:20
I used to work for them. Sure.
57:24
You know who I'm talking about. Probably, yeah.
57:28
I have a name in. Mind.
57:30
Yeah, I have a name in mind. Yeah.
57:32
And I would disagree. But that's fine.
57:34
But like, I like the movie and then like tits are no tits.
57:39
As long as they're pretty tits and not my tits, I don't mind.
57:46
Personality. Personality has to go with
57:49
everything for me though. But that's just because I'm I'm
57:51
one of those people. Like if we connect then we
57:54
connect. That's where I'm at.
57:57
No it's not. You don't care if they have a
58:01
personality or not. I mean for the podcast.
58:03
Well, now. Yeah, no, but like in real life,
58:06
like if you, if we connect personally, like if you're
58:09
chill, I'm chill. I don't care what you look like,
58:11
I don't care where you come from.
58:13
I don't give a fuck. Like if we're chill, we're
58:16
chill. Yeah, but I mean like are you
58:19
saying? It's really hard to chill with
58:21
me though. Are you asking like, irritating?
58:23
For like no windows. For window looking or like
58:28
screwing. Just being around in general,
58:33
like. Well, I like people.
58:34
For the quarterback on your fantasy team.
58:38
A quarterback on my fantasy team.
58:40
If you were a YouTube with four other Youtubers, it's.
58:45
It's it's Peyton Manning. All one circle.
58:47
Who would you pick as your quarterback personality tits or
58:50
I? Like honest I, I hate to be that
58:52
kind of person. I'm more faced than anything if
58:56
they. Got a busted?
58:57
Go hard if they got a busted face but a nice ass and tits I'm
59:03
probably not going to fuck with them.
59:05
And A and a stupid personality too.
59:10
Like tits and ass don't do anything unless there's like a
59:14
human being behind it. I can't you.
59:19
Know you couldn't disagree more? I couldn't.
59:22
As. Much as much as I would love to
59:24
disagree on that, I'd I have to, I have to agree.
59:27
I can't, yeah. I can't just do like a flesh
59:30
like kind of situation. I hate that we've made this
59:33
transition. Jesus Christ.
59:37
Oh God, Dad, where we at? Not my dad. 59 minutes I have
59:45
your. Candles.
59:46
Wrap it up there. I have your candles, I'm about
59:50
to send it next year. I couldn't be happier to do
59:54
another episode. We're going to we're going to do
59:57
more. We have our equipment now.
59:58
We can we can start the podcast again.
1:00:01
I've also got a lot more time. Yeah, we.
1:00:04
Do actually like literally all day every day except for
1:00:08
Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, and maybe the first Thursdays of
1:00:11
every month? That's fine because the way that
1:00:15
I'm working right now, because I'm doing Uber as well as my
1:00:19
man. You are doing Uber.
1:00:21
Yeah, yeah. Because it's like if I can make
1:00:23
an extra $500 a week, more than a lot, yeah, you know, why not?
1:00:26
If I'm doing just a couple hours a night, it doesn't have to be
1:00:30
very much and I make 500 extra dollars.
1:00:32
I agree. Absolutely.
1:00:33
And your car always smells beautiful.
1:00:36
Yeah, I got gingerbread in there right now anyways.
1:00:41
Must be nice so. Yeah, the way it's going,
1:00:44
Mondays and Tuesdays would be more than possible for me to do
1:00:49
something, but it might we, I don't know when I'm going to
1:00:53
edit this. I don't know when I'm going to
1:00:54
put post this up. It might be a week or two before
1:00:58
we get the next episode out, just as a fair warning, because
1:01:02
I think if you guys are cool with it, I think we need to get
1:01:05
a backlog going again. Yeah, just to get just to get a
1:01:08
little bit under our belt again and kind of get into the motion
1:01:12
of of doing. It I would love another safety
1:01:14
net because it helped. It helped a.
1:01:15
Lot. It really helped a lot the
1:01:17
stroke. Was in.
1:01:17
Full like month and a half before we had to do our final
1:01:22
episode and that was we still had another week buffer after we
1:01:29
recorded that. Yeah.
1:01:31
So, yeah, it helps a lot. It helps a lot.
1:01:33
So that's what we'll do. We'll, we'll start putting them
1:01:36
out as quickly as we can and then we'll start making another
1:01:39
backlog. But in the meantime, Merry
1:01:41
Christmas, Happy New Year's. We love you guys.
1:01:44
Merry Chrysler. Cheers to you and yours y'all.
1:01:48
Want another? Cheers.
1:01:50
Cheers for the beers and the New Year's.
1:01:52
For the beers for the New Year's.
1:01:53
Chug that after you said your mom.
1:01:55
Disappeared. Oh my God.
1:02:00
Good stuff, thank you for the liquor and everything.
1:02:03
I know you're not going to post this until after Christmas, but
1:02:06
I do hope everybody has the happiest holidays, the happiest
1:02:10
New Year's. Let us know what your
1:02:12
resolutions are for the New Year's.
1:02:14
I can't believe we're going into fucking 2026.
1:02:18
Never realized that I would ever even pass 2012 to the path.
1:02:22
The path, the fact that holy shit that it has been about 14
1:02:28
years later is been goodness to me.
1:02:32
So we got more coming and because we've got this this
1:02:37
equipment now and I know that we are more excited than ever. 100.
1:02:47
Percent get going again. We.
1:02:49
Were we talked about it? We've talked about it for the
1:02:52
whole time that we've been gone that we need to get back.
1:02:55
Yeah, everything. Pretty much almost every single
1:02:58
day, if not like every other week.
1:03:01
We definitely want to come back. We've just been literally
1:03:04
dealing with bullshit and bullshit and bullshit and more
1:03:08
bullshit. So hopefully now that we kind of
1:03:12
have a steady pace, we do have more stories to tell about the
1:03:17
things that have happened in our scares and hopefully those will
1:03:20
be the last of it. I got a few stories.
1:03:24
All right, we'll end it there. Love you.
1:03:27
Bye, guys. I did it.