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Show #300 BFYTW Does TaskMaster 300 LIVE · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, lads and legends, non binary friends,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to b FYTW does Task Master.
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  Speaker 2: The finale, I'm gonna give you all the boring theater stick,
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  Speaker 2: so please make sure your phones are on silent mode
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  Speaker 2: because if not, I'll go into fuck you mode. The
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  Speaker 2: bathrooms are right over there, and the exits are there
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  Speaker 2: and there.
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  Speaker 3: Now a couple of things before we get started. I
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  Speaker 3: need to correct an error. I somehow managed to leave
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  Speaker 3: our audio engineer, Stephen Colsanti off the credits at the
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  Speaker 3: end of both this in the previous episode. Cevie has
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  Speaker 3: been a founding member of the FYTW. He is the
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  Speaker 3: heart and soul of our show and to leave him
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  Speaker 3: out is not just gross neglige is sound my part,
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  Speaker 3: It's a crime against humanity.
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  Speaker 4: So I wanted to say publicly and on the show, Cebe,
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  Speaker 4: I love you, and I'm sorry. I love you, sir.
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  Speaker 4: Can I please have my wallet back?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that being said, I think it's time to get
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  Speaker 3: on with it, so let me introduce you to one
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  Speaker 3: of the six most favorite people in the world, our
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  Speaker 3: task Mistress, herself, Audre Stevenson.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to task Master.
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  Speaker 7: This is as Aaron said the grand finale of our
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  Speaker 7: two night extravaganza, and I'm so excited to be here
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  Speaker 7: and let's give it up four our contestants.
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  Speaker 6: We've got Hoggi, Caroline, Dave jen.
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  Speaker 8: In that.
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  Speaker 7: Amazing.
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  Speaker 6: So if you are unfamiliar with Taskmaster.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's start the show in three two one.
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  Speaker 9: I hate you. Doesn't want to let you know.
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  Speaker 3: I hate you.
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  Speaker 10: Oh god, ah.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I'm gonna finish last in this task. I fucking
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  Speaker 11: know it.
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  Speaker 12: Thing baby, baby, I need an Oscar winning performance here.
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  Speaker 13: And becomes a thing.
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  Speaker 11: Oopsie, poopsie has.
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  Speaker 9: Happened for me.
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  Speaker 3: Amazing.
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  Speaker 7: So if you are unfamiliar with the premise of task Master,
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  Speaker 7: you did not need to be here last night to know.
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  Speaker 7: But basically I am the task Mistress and my assistant
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  Speaker 7: has provided a series of silly and challenging tasks for
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  Speaker 7: our contestants were completed in isolation. They have an idea
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  Speaker 7: of how they did on these tasks, but they have
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  Speaker 7: no idea how anybody else did on their tasks. We
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  Speaker 7: will see the tasks and then I will judge them
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  Speaker 7: on a point scale five to one. The winner of
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  Speaker 7: the night will win a series of prizes. The winner
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  Speaker 7: of the whole show will win the Jorge Memorial Trophy.
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  Speaker 7: To care, we get a recap of the scores from
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  Speaker 7: the last night's show, So the.
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  Speaker 3: Series scores as it stands on the bottom is Matt
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  Speaker 3: with eighteen, followed by Augie with nineteen, and then Dave
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  Speaker 3: with twenty one, and the ladies are riding high. Caroline
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  Speaker 3: on twenty eight and Jen on twenty nine.
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  Speaker 7: In incredible and every show, every show begins for a prize.
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  Speaker 3: Task that is correct. The prize task for a final
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  Speaker 3: episode of the series felt like it should be wistful
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  Speaker 3: and bittersweet, so we've asked them to bring in the
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  Speaker 3: thing they would most like one of the other contestants
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  Speaker 3: to win. So this could be a really sweet gift
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  Speaker 3: that they want someone to have, or just some tat
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  Speaker 3: they want to get out of their house. The best
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  Speaker 3: prize will receive five points, and the winner of tonight's
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  Speaker 3: episode will go home with all five prizes, at least
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  Speaker 3: one of which was probably meant for them to have.
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  Speaker 7: That's incredible, so I would like to see these. Let's
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  Speaker 7: start with Dave, what did you bring in for us?
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  Speaker 14: So the prize that I brought in is a collection
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  Speaker 14: of original artwork by a local graphic designer.
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  Speaker 7: This is incredible and who was your Do you an
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  Speaker 7: intended recipient?
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  Speaker 14: I didn't know, not an intended recipient, but I really
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  Speaker 14: wanted someone to have this, because last night's task was
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  Speaker 14: to find the most interesting thing you could for free
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  Speaker 14: on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace. I had multiple pans in
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  Speaker 14: the iron, multiple and this is the one that panned
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  Speaker 14: out later.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought this was cool.
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  Speaker 9: I wanted someone to I didn't.
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  Speaker 14: Want this to go unrecognized because this was a very
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  Speaker 14: cool thing. And when I went to collect them, the
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  Speaker 14: woman who gave them to me had a large lizard
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  Speaker 14: like sort of resting here on your shoulder, and so
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  Speaker 14: I could not ask her any further questions because I
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  Speaker 14: was like, oh, you have a lizard.
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  Speaker 9: I'm sorry. I'll take my artwork and go.
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  Speaker 7: That is very pertinent information. Thank you so much for writing.
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  Speaker 7: I did note it down. Let's see Jen's next. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: so my uh prize test prize.
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  Speaker 15: The thing I brought in was this this T shirt
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  Speaker 15: from a production of Annie.
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  Speaker 7: Signed by h One Doddy Warbucks. My partner Chris Reagan
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  Speaker 7: in high school.
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  Speaker 15: Had his shirt from the high school production that we
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  Speaker 15: took out of my garage and I had him signed.
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  Speaker 7: So you have his signature there.
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  Speaker 13: Chris Daddy Reagan. This was intended for Carolina.
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  Speaker 7: I wanment so bad. That's why my hair is red.
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  Speaker 6: I played Annie when I was fourteen.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, amazing. What did you bring in?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah? I brought in a gift intended for Jen. Jenn
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  Speaker 11: is a fantastic fiber artist and one day would like
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  Speaker 11: to own sheep. So I have sponsored a sheep in
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  Speaker 11: Jen's name. That the sheep is also called Jenny, which
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  Speaker 11: is just a pure coincidence that wasn't planned at all.
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  Speaker 3: And there is the one side thing.
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  Speaker 11: Is the sheep is in Scotland, so it is quite
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  Speaker 11: difficult to access.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's my sister Lydia with sheep.
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  Speaker 11: To prove that the sheep actually exists.
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  Speaker 3: So shout out to Lydia for traveling for that for me.
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  Speaker 11: And then they also a couple of days ago sent
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  Speaker 11: me this letter that's written by Jenny the sheep, and
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  Speaker 11: they closed the letter by saying, I know that you
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  Speaker 11: live very far away, so you're probably not able to
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  Speaker 11: come and visit me, but if you are ever in
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  Speaker 11: this area, please do come and say hi with love
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  Speaker 11: from Jenny and then it's signed with little hooves.
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  Speaker 13: You made this up?
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  Speaker 3: This is real.
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  Speaker 6: I'm literally crap.
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  Speaker 16: Sponsor felted sheep from last night birthday he sponsored as sheep.
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  Speaker 13: And I am.
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  Speaker 6: Incredible.
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  Speaker 7: And that's a visitmotion. We must run away from it
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  Speaker 7: as fast as we can. Oggie, what did you bring in?
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  Speaker 17: Well?
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  Speaker 18: You see, I brought in for my task prize a clapperboard.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's called.
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  Speaker 19: Nice movie clapperboard. Now here's the problem I ran into
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  Speaker 19: and I didn't realize it's the left. I bought it
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  Speaker 19: all my friends. Here are all audio format and that's
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  Speaker 19: meant for video, so I mean you can at least
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  Speaker 19: make the sound with it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you film this film?
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  Speaker 7: Bro?
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  Speaker 20: He film b.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's not quite the same.
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  Speaker 19: But no, you know you don't have to use it
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  Speaker 19: for film like you can use it to like end
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  Speaker 19: a conversation.
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  Speaker 7: Oh this is so good, Caroline.
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  Speaker 21: Let's see yours as well, all right? I have here
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  Speaker 21: a lego model of Colonel Sanders. This is intended for
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  Speaker 21: one Matt Watson. As if you've been to Matt Watson's
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  Speaker 21: home you will see that there are mythical figures on
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  Speaker 21: the top of the television, and we need to add
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  Speaker 21: this figure.
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  Speaker 7: I also feel you're an American now this will help
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  Speaker 7: me a similar Yes, you assimilate.
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  Speaker 12: Also, who doesn't fucking want a leg of version of
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  Speaker 12: Colonel Sanders.
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  Speaker 22: It's this is phenomenal, I don't know how swiftly and
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  Speaker 22: probably incorrect.
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  Speaker 17: Let's go.
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  Speaker 7: Starting at the top. Matt the sheep. You almost made
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  Speaker 7: someone cry. That's getting Yeah, it simply has to. I'm
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  Speaker 7: then gonna go for I'm gonna go are.
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  Speaker 13: Augie.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, because it was unwittingly more accurate than intended, and
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  Speaker 7: I think that that's special to let something new about.
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  Speaker 7: Let's go for Caroline with the little lego figures because
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  Speaker 7: I saw that and I was like, that's probably gonna
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  Speaker 7: be for Matt. Yeah, and you're right incredible. Then let's
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  Speaker 7: go for day No. David jen I'm going to put at.
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  Speaker 11: Two points each.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, nobody in the last place. But Matt wins
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  Speaker 3: the price task. Congratulations, phenomena. All right, are you ready
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  Speaker 3: for our first pre recorded task of the night? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: our first task of the night is our second team
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  Speaker 3: task of the series. But the real draw is that
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  Speaker 3: these instructions are not right, Dave, the task would.
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  Speaker 20: Be in the chat.
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  Speaker 9: Please read it for me.
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  Speaker 23: All right, here we go, choose one player to draw.
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  Speaker 11: Oh god, I could probably reposition.
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  Speaker 24: Maybe I can reposition better. And I'm actually pretty I'm
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  Speaker 24: gonna say this early. I'm pretty good at pictionary.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I can do it because I could
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  Speaker 12: just do it on paper.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I can't really draw doodle.
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  Speaker 6: I can't, but it'll be fun.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, all right, go Carol.
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  Speaker 11: I think you're better at drawing than I am as well, so.
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  Speaker 13: Appreciate the photo confidence.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, draw the best copy of an image.
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  Speaker 23: Two of you will see the image and give directions.
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  Speaker 11: One of you will see the image and give directions.
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  Speaker 9: The other will attempt to draw the image.
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  Speaker 11: The person directing may not use any physical gestures, and.
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  Speaker 23: You may only speak the following phrases.
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  Speaker 25: Up, down, not left, not right, line, potato.
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  Speaker 11: Oopsie, poopsie.
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  Speaker 9: You have ten minutes.
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  Speaker 11: Your time starts with the first direction given.
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  Speaker 26: Okay, oh boy boy.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I'm just gonna look because the time doesn't start
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  Speaker 11: until I make the first direction. I'm going to look
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  Speaker 11: at this for a bit.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, and look at.
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  Speaker 11: The words.
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  Speaker 13: Oopsie poopsy potato.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's very simple. Two of them could see
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  Speaker 3: the image but couldn't use all the possible words to
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  Speaker 3: describe it, and the drawer just had to go on
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  Speaker 3: what they said, which was very limited.
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  Speaker 7: Wonderful. I'm loving the stress, the stress and the fact
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  Speaker 7: that I know that almost every single one of you
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  Speaker 7: is on edibles right now. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it should be a good time. First up to
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  Speaker 3: draw is Australian rock band a CDC. It's Augie, Caroline
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  Speaker 3: and Dave se.
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  Speaker 20: Line oopsis.
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  Speaker 27: Not left.
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  Speaker 11: Line, potato.
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  Speaker 28: Line potato line not right down, not right down, not
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  Speaker 28: right down, not right down, not right.
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  Speaker 9: Down, right down, not right down, not right down.
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  Speaker 13: Line let me don't not right down, let.
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  Speaker 10: Me not right down, posy poo poopy.
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  Speaker 9: Line down line not left.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, hold on if I let's get serious.
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  Speaker 29: Not left, not left, not left line line line potato
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  Speaker 29: right not right.
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  Speaker 30: I am I allowed to speak in normal words?
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  Speaker 7: Oh okay, Oh Jesus, okay, ship okay.
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  Speaker 30: Okay, let's start over. Now that I know we can,
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  Speaker 30: I can speak.
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  Speaker 21: So potato potato is yes, oopsie poopsy, no big rectangle
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  Speaker 21: around the whole perimeter.
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  Speaker 7: No, okay, oopsie, poopsie.
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  Speaker 23: Left down't left down't left, don't left, don't left potato.
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  Speaker 30: So more of like a like.
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  Speaker 2: Potatoo okay, potato pat.
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  Speaker 30: So a circle here big small oh sorry, potato, little.
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  Speaker 7: Potato up bigger.
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  Speaker 31: Than little potato potato potato okay, like like bigger up
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  Speaker 31: potato potato.
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  Speaker 30: Okay, anything coming off of these.
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  Speaker 12: Potato potato line line up, down through not right, line
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  Speaker 12: to the to the left, not left, not left okay.
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  Speaker 7: To the right, okay, okay, in within here.
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  Speaker 30: No like connecting.
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  Speaker 9: Potato, and your time is up.
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  Speaker 12: I wish I had known that we would such better track.
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  Speaker 6: If I had known, I wouldn't we would have been better.
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  Speaker 6: But that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Would have gotten it every.
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  Speaker 7: Gosh, I don't. There was some really frustrated noises made
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  Speaker 7: with a smile, and that's very fun.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, Caroline had one in particular.
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  Speaker 4: I really liked.
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  Speaker 3: The smile never left her face. So do you want
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  Speaker 3: to see, like, get a close up? Because they did too.
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  Speaker 3: I allowed them to submit both, so okay, here is
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  Speaker 3: their final artwork. Would you like to see the original picture?
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, and now both together?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm seeing the little round sunglasses. That's what we've got.
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  Speaker 7: Looking on the bright side, I'm assuming the other team
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  Speaker 7: has also done this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, let's get to it. Next, up to people
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  Speaker 3: who could never be a celebrity couple because they would
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  Speaker 3: be jet or men. Also, I think their spouses would disapprove.
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  Speaker 3: It's Jen and Matt.
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  Speaker 25: Line down line, Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Popsie, poopsie potato, Uh line potato.
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  Speaker 4: This is.
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  Speaker 11: Mm hmm not left line, not right line, uh potato
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  Speaker 11: potato potato potato line line line uh line line line
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  Speaker 11: potato potato down, potato down potato.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 11: I think that's all the aspects that we're.
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  Speaker 9: Going to get.
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  Speaker 11: Wait, can we start again? Is that allowed? Uh? Not left?
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  Speaker 11: Not right potato. Now you're as confused as I am.
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  Speaker 11: Ah not left, yeah, not right, not left, not not right,
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  Speaker 11: left not left and then not not not right? Uh
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  Speaker 11: uh wor not left, not right, not left, not right
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  Speaker 11: potato potato, not right line potato potato down line Uh left,
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  Speaker 11: not left, not right, line not left, not right line,
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  Speaker 11: not left, not right line, Popsie, pops that's left.
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  Speaker 32: Okay, Okay, So Jen's camera was inverted.
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  Speaker 3: This is what the actual art finished looks like.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: And here's it next to the original. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: And for your judging, here's all three.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, now for me to pretend this is.
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  Speaker 33: Difficult, he was getting boy, the team of two.
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  Speaker 7: There are so many elements here. If I looked at
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  Speaker 7: that and knew it was a photo of me, I well,
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  Speaker 7: if I looked at that, I wouldn't be like, that's
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  Speaker 7: a photo of me with peacock feathers and whatnot painted
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  Speaker 7: on my face. I probably would not say that. But
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna give it four points. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: The glasses, it's.
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  Speaker 7: Not the concentric circles. It's incredible. The team of three.
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  Speaker 7: They got the glasses, and they have an arc. The
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  Speaker 7: brim of the hat is present. These are two features,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm going to give them two points. I loved
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  Speaker 7: Jen's left and right, the passive aggressive left and right,
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  Speaker 7: and I am famously super.
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  Speaker 13: I was.
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  Speaker 15: I'm already confused by last night throwing not what not left,
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  Speaker 15: So it's right not left. My screen's inverted. We are looking.
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  Speaker 4: At and not left as well.
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  Speaker 6: I honestly should disqualify though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, that's called blooded.
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  Speaker 7: Wow. I love the intensity. I'm not gonna go for it.
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  Speaker 7: N oh, my gosh, that was phenomenal. I hope we
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  Speaker 7: have more tasks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we absolutely do. In fact, this next task is
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  Speaker 3: the first of three interlocking tasks I call the Trilogy
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  Speaker 3: of taxing Tasks. I said it correctly.
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  Speaker 4: Holy crap.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, your next task should be loaded up in the chat.
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  Speaker 9: Go ahead and read it out loud for me.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, what trick do you have for me?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, read the passage on screen and memorize it.
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  Speaker 34: Once time has lapsed, the passage will be taken away.
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  Speaker 11: And you'll be asked questions about the passage. Best meborization wins. Well,
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  Speaker 11: I already see where this is going, do you Okay?
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  Speaker 9: Easy.
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  Speaker 3: Once it's up and you verify that you can read it,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to turn my camera off so as not
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  Speaker 3: to distract you. You'll have roughly two minutes. When I
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  Speaker 3: come back. I'm going to take the passage down and
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  Speaker 3: I'll ask you some.
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  Speaker 4: Questions about it.
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  Speaker 3: Easy, peasy, Okay? Ready, your time starts now?
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  Speaker 29: Okay, five, four eyes and three testicles.
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  Speaker 18: You know this isn't the first time I've seen you
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  Speaker 18: strip in front of me. Six kidneys, four children named saman, Dave,
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  Speaker 18: and Alison.
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  Speaker 3: Quell, what the fuck?
• 27:09
  Speaker 9: There's ten million expert testicle? I hate you? Doesn't want
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  Speaker 9: to let you know.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I hate you?
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Three more.
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  Speaker 35: Mm hmm fine.
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  Speaker 26: Five plus three?
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  Speaker 36: Oh see?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, well.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Put that down as administrative error.
• 27:55
  Speaker 11: Oh what's happened?
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  Speaker 20: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing and range in pain?
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  Speaker 23: Oh okay, okay, okay, let's do it all right, Okay, if.
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  Speaker 9: You're ready, I'm ready. Here are your questions?
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So I set them to memorize a nonsense story filled
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: with grammar tricks, and then lied to them about turning
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: my camera off. I deliberately left it on so they
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: could watch what I was doing if they wanted, but
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: they would lose valuable time memorizing.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: Gosh, would you like me to.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Read the entire passage out loud? Please?
• 28:32
  Speaker 25: Do?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. A monster had four eyes and
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: both forearms ended in five clad hands. He had five
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: more eyes and three testicles, six kidneys, four children named Simon,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Dave and Allison Quelt, four years, and ten million eggs
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: per testicle, and three more eyes. But author Gripter Swordan
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: was not afraid. Hell, she kicked Sam, Dave and Allison
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: quel fell off a clip and died, while the other
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: children ran away. The monster roared and swiped at Audre,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: who stucked and smashed one of the monster's testicles. Enraged
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: in pain, the monster ate ten million of its eggs.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Audra smashed another testicle, mostly because it was funny, and
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: then beheaded the awful credit creature with a vicious slash.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: The dead monster was dead, so you can probably see
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: a few things in there that might be tricky. Here
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: is everybody answering the questions about the passage. Ready. How
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: many eyes did the monster have in total?
• 29:39
  Speaker 12: Four plus five plus three is twelve twelve eyes?
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: Uh four eyes?
• 29:51
  Speaker 23: Twelve twelve twelve eyes, four eyes, five more eyes and
• 29:57
  Speaker 23: three more eyes.
• 30:00
  Speaker 25: Three.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: How many testicles remained unsmashed when the monster died zero?
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: Wait?
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: One one.
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: One testicle.
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: One Auger smashed two testicles.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: How many claws did the monster have in total?
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Ten?
• 30:35
  Speaker 11: Uh five?
• 30:40
  Speaker 13: The one detail didn't pay attention to.
• 30:41
  Speaker 23: Three ten claws. The monster had five claws on each
• 30:46
  Speaker 23: four arm.
• 30:51
  Speaker 11: He was giving both forearms.
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: Ten.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: How many of the monster's children survived.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: All of them?
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: That was grammatically difficult, but I'm gonna say none.
• 31:17
  Speaker 13: Three.
• 31:20
  Speaker 23: None of the monster's children survived. The monster had four
• 31:23
  Speaker 23: children Sam and Dave and Alison quipped they got kicked
• 31:26
  Speaker 23: off the hill, and it said the other children ran away,
• 31:30
  Speaker 23: but there were no other children.
• 31:31
  Speaker 9: The moster had four children three.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: What kind of attack did Audrey use to slay the creature?
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: A nice kick in the nuts? No, no, actually that's
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: not it.
• 31:51
  Speaker 26: I know she just did it for fun.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: Slashed him.
• 31:55
  Speaker 11: Uh, it was a beheading.
• 32:01
  Speaker 13: Beheaded, Well, she kicked them beheaded in.
• 32:04
  Speaker 9: She slashed its head off, a.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Smash and finally, how many of the monsters eggs survived?
• 32:15
  Speaker 35: Okay, so I think he's got three testicles, two were smashed,
• 32:23
  Speaker 35: and ten million were also then eaten.
• 32:28
  Speaker 12: Does a smashed testicle? Wait, no eggs or is it
• 32:32
  Speaker 12: just smashed?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Did the passage say it to him?
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: No?
• 32:39
  Speaker 12: So, so I'm gonna say twenty million, twenty million eggs remained?
• 32:46
  Speaker 11: Ooh, if there was ten million eggs on each testicle
• 32:51
  Speaker 11: and two were destroyed, then I guess maybe ten million eggs,
• 32:56
  Speaker 11: a ten million eggs, A confident ten million eggs.
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: No eggs survived.
• 33:09
  Speaker 23: The monster had three testicles, ten million eggs per testicle.
• 33:12
  Speaker 23: August smashed two of those testicles, and the monster ate
• 33:16
  Speaker 23: ten million of its own testicle eggs, which is disgusting,
• 33:21
  Speaker 23: leaving zero eggs zero eggs.
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: Remained ten million. Why would you do that?
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: Why would you think could do that?
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Aaron?
• 33:32
  Speaker 36: Why did you do that?
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: Just awful?
• 33:36
  Speaker 23: Okay you could have been like I didn't write this,
• 33:40
  Speaker 23: I just found this on the internet.
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: But no, no, this was an awful range job.
• 33:45
  Speaker 11: Yes it was.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: Yes, you're an asshole.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: You're not wrong.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Any bitching.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Get it out of the way now. I can't believe
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: how bad my memory is.
• 34:07
  Speaker 14: I can't believe how much we all paid attention to
• 34:09
  Speaker 14: the number of tests we were really on the test, Yeah, we.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: Were locked in there was I felt I did a
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: fantastic job.
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: Okay, I want to did you use notes?
• 34:28
  Speaker 37: Yes, there was nothing in the test that she couldn't
• 34:31
  Speaker 37: I use notes, Okay, As you can tell by my
• 34:38
  Speaker 37: unbridled confidence, I also did not use notes.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I forgot where I was.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, test mistress.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I do need to apologize about one thing I did
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: make a mistake. I was careless. I'd put on my
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: T shirt with all the answers on it. We were
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: twelve eyes one remaining. Still there are ten lines or
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: ten segments, ten claws, three lines for the three children
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: slash and I would like to.
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: I would like to return to my previous statement, you're
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: an asshole. Oh my gosh, did you get numbers on
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: the accuracy of people?
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Out of six questions? Caroline got five right? Uh uh?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Aggie and Dave tied with four, right, then Jen with three,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: and then met with one. You got the testicle, buddy,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: you got the.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: Test Then that's that's the points. We'll go in that order.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: So Caroline is on top with five points, and then
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Aggie and Dave with four.
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Do you want them to get four points each?
• 35:53
  Speaker 36: Yes?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, and then Jen gets how many we'll
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: go three? Three? And Matt getz too? Okay? All right, okay,
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I suppose it's time for a break.
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: Right, Yes, we can take a short break.
• 36:12
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  Speaker 7: Amazing. All right, well I want to see more tasks.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Of course you do. Uh, don't forget about my t
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: shirt just yet because for the second part of my
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: trilogy of taxing tasks, this one's a real.
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: Read your task out loud.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: For me if you wouldn't mind.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: Okay, here's the next task.
• 38:11
  Speaker 12: Say the magic words, say the magic words fastest wins.
• 38:16
  Speaker 11: Is your time starts now?
• 38:17
  Speaker 23: Please say the magic words fastest wins. Your time starts now,
• 38:27
  Speaker 23: say the magic words fastest, fastest wins. So I just
• 38:30
  Speaker 23: have to say magic words, the magic words, the magic words,
• 38:35
  Speaker 23: the magic words.
• 38:38
  Speaker 18: I would say it multiple times. I'm guessing, say the
• 38:40
  Speaker 18: magic words fast as winds. Your time starts now, utter.
• 38:50
  Speaker 9: The magic words the music worth.
• 38:54
  Speaker 11: Or the magic words in that previous task, is it
• 38:58
  Speaker 11: Samantha and Dave and Alison.
• 38:59
  Speaker 24: Gwell, maybe if I just keep saying the task over
• 39:03
  Speaker 24: and over, it's just gonna like come to me at
• 39:05
  Speaker 24: some point.
• 39:06
  Speaker 23: See, because I do voice over an expert in making
• 39:08
  Speaker 23: sure that words fit into a very short time frame.
• 39:10
  Speaker 23: So the worse I have to say, like there's worse
• 39:13
  Speaker 23: and then be like the magic words may cause Harpern
• 39:16
  Speaker 23: or the magic words cause you to leak a fluid
• 39:21
  Speaker 23: from your sphincter.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Okay, what's the Okay, I'm not gonna explain it.
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: Sorry, this is why I don't pay you.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I think it would be more impactful if we just
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: watched our first couple try and get on with it?
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Shall we first up to try and puzzle out the
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: magic words? Or Colorado's best and brightest Jen and mattch.
• 39:55
  Speaker 26: Umm.
• 39:57
  Speaker 24: Okay, well we've had no I'm going to stop your time,
• 40:02
  Speaker 24: so I'll just say say smart my words, girl pants, knit.
• 40:10
  Speaker 13: Collage, mirage.
• 40:12
  Speaker 27: I don't know.
• 40:15
  Speaker 11: Wait a second, your T shirt's different than before. You're
• 40:19
  Speaker 11: wearing a different T shirt and you look like you've
• 40:21
  Speaker 11: gone Is that to do with the magic words? Okay,
• 40:30
  Speaker 11: so it is.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, a minute has passed, so I will now tell
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: you that if you want, I can just tell you
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: what the magic words are, but it will add an
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: hour to your time, or you or you can ask
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: for a hint, but each hint will add twenty minutes.
• 40:46
  Speaker 16: To your time.
• 40:48
  Speaker 11: Oh it's all okay. It's one of those like say
• 40:51
  Speaker 11: what you see things. Maybe that's between twelve and one,
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: So time time web How.
• 41:00
  Speaker 24: Confident that I can just say words for the next
• 41:03
  Speaker 24: twenty minutes.
• 41:04
  Speaker 13: Forget the hint, take the.
• 41:06
  Speaker 41: Twenty minutes.
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: Time web lady, slash seal.
• 41:20
  Speaker 13: Fuck, give me a hint. Okay, I'll take the twenty minutes.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: The phrase you're looking for is three words long, I
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: love you, I'm fond of you as well.
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: Those aren't the badgwords.
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: See slash taskmaster makes me think like a website, like,
• 41:44
  Speaker 11: oh there is web there, so web I feel like
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: I'm close web web face. What's a web face?
• 41:55
  Speaker 42: Inst I knew what your shirt said.
• 42:04
  Speaker 9: If you're interested in my shirt, give me a moment
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: here you go.
• 42:10
  Speaker 11: So much of those things that are like I can't ah, god,
• 42:16
  Speaker 11: damn it, I'm so bad at that you say what
• 42:17
  Speaker 11: you see things.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Let's just go.
• 42:19
  Speaker 11: Let's go with the hint. We're going with the hint.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're gonna add twenty minutes to your time.
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: Your first hint.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: There are three words.
• 42:28
  Speaker 11: There are three words that hasn't actually helped me at all,
• 42:33
  Speaker 11: So I hope you're happy with yourself. No one, no
• 42:45
  Speaker 11: fear face website, side of website that could be website
• 42:53
  Speaker 11: because it could be side of face. I'm just gonna
• 42:55
  Speaker 11: like search the BFYITW website to see if there's like
• 42:58
  Speaker 11: an extra webpage that's been made to do with to
• 43:01
  Speaker 11: do to do with task Master.
• 43:03
  Speaker 24: No, fuck it, I'm gonna do the funny thing. Just
• 43:05
  Speaker 24: tell me what the words are. I'll take the hour.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, Uh the phrases three of clubs.
• 43:13
  Speaker 13: Would have never gotten that, three of clubs.
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: And I'll stop the clock.
• 43:17
  Speaker 11: Oh, I got it. Now, I've got it. Well, I
• 43:19
  Speaker 11: don't have the magic words, but I've got your website.
• 43:22
  Speaker 11: There's nothing else slash task master. God's sake, I'm gonna
• 43:27
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna finish last in this task. I fucking know it. Uh,
• 43:31
  Speaker 11: give you it at the head. Twenty mines, give me
• 43:33
  Speaker 11: another head. No, no, actually, fuck this. Tell me the
• 43:36
  Speaker 11: magic words, give you an hour.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Tell me the words, uh, the magic phrases.
• 43:41
  Speaker 11: Three of clubs, three of clubs. I'll stop the clock.
• 43:45
  Speaker 11: Fuck you.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: So this task was designed to be more helpful the
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: longer you stuck this. At the one minute mark, I
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: offered them the parachute option to just take an hour
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: and bail or get clues for twenty minutes each. But
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: the clues aren't that helpful at this stage. If they
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: made it to five minutes or asked to see my
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: T shirt better, whichever came first, I would throw this
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: on the screen, And if they made it to ten minutes,
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I offered them clues about specific images on my T
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: shirt for ten minutes apiece, and these clues were much
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: more helpful. Yes, Matt did say fuck you, which could
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: be construed as insulting, but I honestly didn't take any offense,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: and he pretty much solved it. Our web site slash.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: But he wrote taskmaster it says TM.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: He put bfy cwpod dot com slash taskmaster and there's
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: nothing there. If he'd put TM instead, he would have
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: seen this. That website still works, by the way, if
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: you want to try it at home, like seeing a
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: playing card on a website is some kind of novelty.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Lazy to take it down, man, I'm sorry.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Matt was this close. So No, I wasn't defended by
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Matt saying fuck you then or fuck you now because
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: I had just spent eight minutes watching him himself.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: I have a good question.
• 45:26
  Speaker 15: Was it also written between the images on your shirt?
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: No, that would have been more clever than I'm capable of.
• 45:34
  Speaker 15: I beat myself up and lost sleep over the fact
• 45:37
  Speaker 15: that after doing that, when I said can I see
• 45:41
  Speaker 15: your shirt? I thought you threw up the image but
• 45:44
  Speaker 15: had that there, and then I just missed that detail.
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: I've been been boozled for months. Fuck you, No.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: No, no, you didn't miss anything.
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: To Jen, you love her?
• 46:02
  Speaker 27: I love Jen?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Of course, thank you.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: We didn't get that at the moment and at the time,
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: and I wanted to have it. We wanted to have
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: it on record.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: So do you want some stats?
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: I would love some stats.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Matt and Jen both took the twenty minute clue and
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: the hour penalty for skipping the puzzle, so it's really
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: just a matter of who gave up the fastest. Jen's
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: final time is eighty seven minutes and twenty four seconds.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Matt's final time eighty seven minutes and fifty four seconds,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: so he is currently in last place, where he belongs.
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: My two favorite people are so similar. This is so fun.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, are you ready for more?
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: I'm so ready for more.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Next up, it's two names that sound like they would
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: have been more popular during World War One, but it
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: turns out Augie is twice as popular now as it
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: was then, and Caroline was the ninety second most popular
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: name for baby girls in twenty twenty four. Food for
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: thought anyway.
• 47:03
  Speaker 18: Bechdo petromus or whatever the Harry Potter spell was.
• 47:07
  Speaker 29: Uh?
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: What the fuck? I just say ship.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Dick this erectus? Uh?
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: Okay, Sarah, Ziggy Olive Willow?
• 47:21
  Speaker 43: Hi, Aaron?
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: Hey, how's it going. It's so good to see you.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: I'm just gonna talk about stuff.
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, give me a hint. Okay, whirsh I don't get it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: The magic words is a phrase three words.
• 47:39
  Speaker 12: Long, so so well you'll tell me when I say them.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Though, right, Yeah, when you say the magic words, I
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: will stop the clock.
• 47:51
  Speaker 12: Okay, Slay, what the hell?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: Does the Princess Diary think the magic words were?
• 47:58
  Speaker 20: I love you asstick?
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: Shit?
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Fuck?
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: Just checking on this? Nice?
• 48:12
  Speaker 44: Yeah, okay, Okay, Vagina why aried?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Why your hint is there are three words in total?
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: Okay, this feels like a puzzle. Now I'm looking at
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: your shirt.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Would you like a closer picture of it?
• 48:47
  Speaker 22: Yeah?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 48:49
  Speaker 35: Slash Okay, laser eyeballs between twelve and one o'clock okay.
• 48:59
  Speaker 20: Twell website slash.
• 49:02
  Speaker 26: Taskmaster, Why are for eyeballs leezer?
• 49:08
  Speaker 13: Is it put huh bridge.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Ever, you would reached the ten minute mark, I can
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: now offer you hint. I can now offer you hints
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: on my shirt, but they will come with a ten
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: minute time penalty.
• 49:22
  Speaker 12: Can I get a hint on the clock situation?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: What is the stretch of time between twelve and one.
• 49:28
  Speaker 11: Called an hour?
• 49:33
  Speaker 45: I don't go into a website.
• 49:35
  Speaker 11: No one goes to a website website.
• 49:39
  Speaker 35: Oh my god, bf ywpod dot com by t tw.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:50
  Speaker 12: I just slashed the TNM out to see if that
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: was something.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Our website is bfy twpod dot com.
• 49:59
  Speaker 18: Yeah, not b fy t w dot com because that
• 50:01
  Speaker 18: sends you to somewhere fucking weird.
• 50:06
  Speaker 11: Pod slash PM.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, clubs stop the clock?
• 50:22
  Speaker 18: Oh, Jesus married and Joseph.
• 50:27
  Speaker 13: Ship, there's a website for that.
• 50:30
  Speaker 35: B f y t t W pod dot com slash
• 50:37
  Speaker 35: t M.
• 50:38
  Speaker 26: Three of clubs, I'll.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Stop the clock.
• 50:41
  Speaker 18: I didn't know I was gonna go on r G today.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, so we needed more hints, but you did figure
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: it out.
• 50:59
  Speaker 35: It was fun, and I did think one of them
• 51:03
  Speaker 35: was vagina, and who can argue with.
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: That being a magic word? Andra, I cannot argue that
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: is technically a magic word. Okay, I'm trying to see
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: who I feel did better, like predict damn and I
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: feel like I feel like they both received the hint
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: of an hour, and so let's.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Go with they received thirty minutes of penalties, one basic
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: hint and one shirt hints. Okay, thirty minutes in total
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: for each of them. Okay, so it again comes down
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: to who got it faster.
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna hope that Aggie is more familiar with your website,
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: and so I'm gonna say that I have a prediction
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: that Aggie maybe did a little better than Carolina.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Well, Caroline scored a time of forty eight minutes and
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: one second. Aggie had a time of forty three three
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: minutes and eight seconds. So Aggie currently holds the lead
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: at this stage, and Matt is still the last place
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: where he belongs.
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, so we just have Dave left.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, and typically when task Master singles one contested out,
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: they either did really really well or really really badly.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Let's see which it is for days.
• 52:30
  Speaker 45: All right, it's been a minute right now, free to
• 52:33
  Speaker 45: tell you that you can ask for a hint. However,
• 52:37
  Speaker 45: it will add twenty minutes to your time. You may
• 52:41
  Speaker 45: also ask me what the magic words are and I
• 52:44
  Speaker 45: will tell you, but it will add an.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Hour to your time.
• 52:54
  Speaker 23: So okay, So if I ask you for a hint,
• 52:59
  Speaker 23: then my total like log time that it took me
• 53:01
  Speaker 23: will be that minute plus twenty yep.
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: If I ask you for the.
• 53:05
  Speaker 23: Magic what the magic words are specifically, it'll it'll add
• 53:09
  Speaker 23: an hour to.
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: My total time say the magic words.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 23: I don't feel like it's worth it. I think I
• 53:18
  Speaker 23: said the magic words. I feel like I followed the
• 53:21
  Speaker 23: instructions pretty well and said the magic words extremely quickly.
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: So I'm gonna call it right there. I'm not risking
• 53:28
  Speaker 9: adding time to my No. No, I said the magic words.
• 53:32
  Speaker 23: That feels like a very task master thing, like take
• 53:34
  Speaker 23: the question literally.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: So okay, I'll stop clo if you want.
• 53:39
  Speaker 23: All right, Yeah, I think I'm very smart.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: What's his time?
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Dave's current time is four months, nine days, five hours,
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: and seven minutes.
• 54:00
  Speaker 36: The words talk.
• 54:11
  Speaker 20: Said?
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: Did you what words?
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Three clubs? Buddy?
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Why you say three O clubs?
• 54:25
  Speaker 29: Thank you?
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: This final time is four months, nine days, five hours,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: and eight minutes.
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: Okay, And I will I will count that because my
• 54:37
  Speaker 7: initial reaction, if we did not have this opportunity, it
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: was going to be no points. But you're you've got
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: the one point.
• 54:44
  Speaker 36: Okay, I can word for that.
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: I'm so happy that please didn't count as the first one.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: I'm so happy.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: You think please wasn't a magic word, and I have
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: not looked like it, but please really was a magic word.
• 55:04
  Speaker 18: Say the magic words fast winds, your time starts now,
• 55:06
  Speaker 18: please come on fastest words with a New Yorker.
• 55:13
  Speaker 9: You're fucking.
• 55:16
  Speaker 11: Please. Okay, it's not to say what, it's clear role.
• 55:21
  Speaker 11: So it was worth a trib with the magic Woods
• 55:26
  Speaker 11: in that previous.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: Tax please.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: And thank you and.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Three please thank you.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: Super heavy.
• 55:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah no, I can't do that one.
• 55:53
  Speaker 12: Oh my god, that's why you were holding a three
• 55:55
  Speaker 12: of clubs.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: I am so astuard.
• 56:01
  Speaker 41: I'll say.
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: That's from thirty four Nancy Drew video game.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Fucking Best. So yes, there was one more hidden rule.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: If anyone said please, I would count to three and
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: hold up a three of clubs on my webcam, holding
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: up longer and more prominently the more often they said it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Augie said it twice and I held up almost the
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: full card for two full seconds, and he never saw it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Caroline saw it just the tip and said three, but
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: didn't finish saying the card. If she had, her time
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: would have been Caroline, if you had, your time would
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: have been thirty seven seconds. Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: But unfortunately it was forty eight minutes at a second
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: quite a bit more. Yes, Okay, so I'm gonna go
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: pretty straight laced on this. Let's go Caroline the five points,
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: of course. Four points to Aggie, three points to Jen
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: because she was a little bit faster than Matt. Two
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: points Matt one day.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: All right, yeah, fair enough. It was a lie, and.
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: I you know what, I'm gonna give Matt one bonus
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: point for seeing the say what you see faster than
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: anybody else?
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Did that is correct? Did you did recognize there was
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: a puzzle?
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: Very great weekly recognizing that there was a.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Marriage paying off.
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: Hey wait a second, you still might be in last place.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, it's time for the last task in the
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: trilogy of taxing tasks? Why did I do this to myself?
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: This little.
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: Like puppets, the dam sunny little strings.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Apologies? This last task in the trilogy really does make
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: a difference. All right, your next task is in the
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: chat oy, go ahead and read it out loud for me.
• 58:05
  Speaker 24: Say what ten things changed while you were memorizing the passage?
• 58:10
  Speaker 11: You have two minutes, most correct answers, wins, time starts
• 58:14
  Speaker 11: now passage.
• 58:30
  Speaker 26: Your time starts now.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: Ten thing?
• 58:36
  Speaker 12: What ten things changed while you were memorizing the passage?
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: The number of eyes changed?
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: Your time starts now? Goll right, easy. I did a
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: great job memorizing that passage.
• 58:49
  Speaker 23: So you memorizing the passage?
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: Oh oh oh you changed your shirt.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: First up is Caroline all by herself. But before I
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: show this, I just want to say Caroline is brilliant, kind, generous,
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: an incredible human being.
• 59:26
  Speaker 41: Let's play the clip, like, what what does that mean?
• 59:37
  Speaker 26: Okay, I'm just gonna say stuff.
• 59:40
  Speaker 13: Number of eyes changed.
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: The monster died.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: That happened.
• 59:46
  Speaker 26: That's a change from the beginning, because.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: Because then he is dead. The dead monster was dead.
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: Never forget that. Uh, and then we have.
• 59:58
  Speaker 12: We have U ten million less eggs.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: The ball sack was the ball sacks were smashed.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: Were smashed.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: That changed from the beginning. Cool.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 46: Uh and mm hmmm, I thought you were.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 12: Going to show me another passage and things were different
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 12: in it.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: So I'm a little ten.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 13: Say what ten things change?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: While your memories in the passage?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 26: You have two minutes?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 13: Its correct? Now?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 12: Sam and Dave and Alison wealth. Uh, that's something that changed.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 12: Perhaps one of the names changed.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take a guess there.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: All.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 47: Okay, okay, Caroline, do you still have any idea what's
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 47: going on?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Well, I assume it's your camera and it's changed.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see the before and after, side by side.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: So that's what Caroline was looking at before the memorized
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: passage task, and that's after. And here's everything that changed.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: The books in the shelf were moved to the opposite side.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: The dangan ropoplus she was taken off the top of
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: the bookshelf. I changed the poster. I took the blanket
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: off the back of the chair, put my glasses on,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: put my new shirt on. I flipped over my comforter
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: so it was now a different color. And I separated
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: the pillows. And lastly, I replaced my water bottle with
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: a different one filled with a different liquid.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: I'm assuming everyone did better, and that's why she is separate.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: I would like to see it.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, everyone did much better. Next, next up, it's two
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: things you might find outside a front door. It's a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: matt and a key, Matt and Augie.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 11: Okay, you changed your t shirt, well, Aaron shirt for
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 11: a one. You changed the poster on your wall. I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 11: saw you got a little more sun. You changed the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 11: bottle that's in the foreground.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 18: I will say that maybe a lamp shaded on moved.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 11: You changed the light that was on a different light.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 11: There was different lighting in the room. Might think.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 18: You took something off your bed and put it on
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 18: the floor.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 11: You changed the bed spreads, it was like a different,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 11: different bedding that was there.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 18: You put on glasses, or change your glasses too.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 11: I assume I'm just supposed to be talking about this
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 11: your space, your physical space. You didn't change anything in here,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 11: did you?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: You didn't. That would have been impressive.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 18: I don't remember if there was something else on your wall,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 18: but there's a poster now.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 11: I'd think there was a maybe that was up it's
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 11: taken down. You changed what books were on the shelves,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 11: but they're quite far away, so you changed multiple books
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 11: on the shelves. Didn't shave, did you? You changed my
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 11: mind on a number of things. Philosophically, you changed my
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 11: state of being. You change. I'm not going to elaborate
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 11: on that. You changed the thing that was on top
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 11: of the shelfing unit. I'm wondering. I don't know what
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 11: that object is onto the furthest right of the screen,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 11: but let's say that wasn't there before.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 18: Okay, No, I suppose technically I did age those twenty
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 18: minutes reading the passage, so I.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Changed, you know, I changed all the time.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: So that's successful.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that did pretty well out of ten.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: I can't remember anything, but I'm observant.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: That's so good. Should we see any more of them?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Yes? So Matt is currently in the lead with six
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Ogg's and second with three, and Caroline's bring up the
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: rear with zero. But how did Jenn and Dave fare?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: Oh oh you changed your shirt?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 20: Goddamn it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 24: You swapped out your drink, You took off or changed
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 24: your shirt.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, ten things? What else changed you?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: But no, oh, I hate.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 24: You put on or changed your glasses. The there was
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 24: a red blanket behind you.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 13: You took that off and put up on the behind you.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 13: Oh my god.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 48: I don't know if you could hear me, but I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 48: was yelling how much I hated you while I was
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 48: memorizing the passage, for making me memorize the passage, and
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 48: then now I hate you more because of all the
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 48: things I didn't notice.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 24: Goddamn you adjusted the bed. I think it was made differently.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 24: I don't remember the poster or some saying that the
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 24: post behind you that I can't read potentially changed.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 49: You changed your shirt and I noticed it because it's
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 49: a very like it's it's such a shirty shirt. I think,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 49: oh my god, is there Okay, you're not in like
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 49: a different ten things.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 24: I don't remember that controller for whatever console you have
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 24: sitting on the black thing behind you.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 29: Why did you.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Change ten things?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 48: I'm just I'm like, I'm looking around the room to see,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 48: like what could possibly have changed?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 9: Like, what could have changed besides your shirt? You might
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 9: be wearing a different pair of headphones.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 13: No, it swapped your headphones or it was just.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 24: That you took them off and put them back on. Looked, wow,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 24: my item line noise is annoying.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 9: You changed your shirt, and you have a different water bottle.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna say that.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 13: Those are all of my noticeable changes.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, I can stop the clocker early if you want,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: But you got thirty eight seconds left.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 13: The colors of the pillows changed behind you. I'm'll go
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 13: with that because I can't think of anything else.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 9: I'm going to say you changed your underwear camera. Was
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: that lamp on before?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 29: I don't know.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 23: I'm gonna say that the lamp was not on before
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 23: and now it's on.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, you were doing something back there in that round.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 9: About the poster.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I just relived all that. Jen was very fast. She
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: knewed six correct things in under thirty seconds, but then
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: she got stuck for the rest.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: Of the time because she just knew her answers. You've
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: got tallies on this, Yes, Jen.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: And Matt are technically tied with six correct followed by
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Augie with three, and then Dave with two and Caroline
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: was zero.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: Well, then we'll go Matt and Jen with five points
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: on that because they got the most Okay, Age with four,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: Dave with three, and Caroline with two points.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 26: You that's.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: I'm so generous, makes sense? So I have fear in
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: my notes if we have another.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Fun Yes, our final pre recorded task of the series
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: is also the last team task, although I do have
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: to say this was the first team task we recorded,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: so there will be the players seeing themselves on the
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: same team for the first time. I suffice to say
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: this task is a rap.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 9: Ogy Caroline, what's up?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 17: Hey?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: You guys? You you go. You are all over here,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: but my camera's over here, so my eyes are going
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 9: to be like.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: Heard, what's this?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: I sense? Potentially a team.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: The three of you are on a team together.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dream team.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 9: Who's team leader?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Who's steam leader?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: Is it me?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 9: Am my team leader? Who collsteam leader?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: I count leader? Who's steam leader? Go ahead and read
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: it out loud for me.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 11: Okay, you're a okay, have a rat battle about this person.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 20: You'reared, have a rat battle about this person.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 11: We will have five minutes to learn as much as
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: you can about this person.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 18: Then you will have twenty minutes to put together a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 18: one minute long rat battle.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 11: Your time starts now.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 9: With a heavy heart, I resign as team leader. Personal
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: circumstances are forcing me to resign.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: You know yourself, and I respect that.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: It was a tough decision, but it had to be done.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: Yes, I absolutely respect it. As much as I don't
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: want to see these rap.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: I believe we simply must.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to grant you a slight reprieve. First,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: here is everyone getting to know our stranger a little better.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: We'll start easy.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 18: What is your name?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 27: DJ Xantis?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 11: Okay, DJ zanthis if that is your real name? What's
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 11: your favorite? What are your hobbies?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 27: Actually?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 40: But djaying is technically a hobby, so I will say
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 40: that video games, watching sports, and hanging out with my family.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 40: I would say it would be my hobbies these days.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 11: Nice, DJ.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 27: Where do you live Missouri?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 13: What three words would you use to describe yourself?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 40: Believe or not? Introverted? I think is a word. I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 40: would use adventurists though as well, which I know is
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 40: an oxymoron? And can I can I give you a
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 40: third one?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 27: Later? I ask another question. I promise you I'll be
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 27: a third word.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: If you were Jesus Christ, hypothetically.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 12: What and you we had to eat communion?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: What would your blood and like?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: What would food would represent?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 27: Your body?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: And blood?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 20: Oh?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 40: Wow, well the blood, I'll go whiskey. I can answer
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 40: that one very easily. I promise you. I will come
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 40: back to that. Can we move on to next question?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 27: Because I need sure?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 11: If you had to be an animal for a week,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 11: what animal would it be?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 27: I think I'll go with a dog nice.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, loyal.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 27: I like toa so I would say Chuawa. Yeah.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite color?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 27: Red?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 13: Favorite food?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 40: Let's say Mexican because I don't know that I have
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 40: a specific favor, but you I'll.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 13: Get cuisine is fine? That works.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 27: I don't think I can give you a specific item
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 27: on that menu.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 12: So you said handle you use on air? What? What
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 12: is that?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 30: What are you on air?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 27: I am? I'm a DJ. I.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 40: I am a radio Internet radio DJ twice a week
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 40: and we none of us use our real names as
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 40: per the station requirements.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 11: What what are your favorite you? DJ?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: What are you?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 11: What are your favorite artists? To play?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 15: Cool? I?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 40: I typically will play metal and rock and stuff. So
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 40: I will give you my top five artists rapid fire
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 40: and let you do what you want with those things.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 40: So Metallica is number one. Number two is a band
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 40: called Dubbed in English, of which my T shirt is
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 40: you can see. Number three is it Alice in Chains.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 40: Number four is the Sisters of Mercy, and number five
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 40: is Stabbing Westward DJ.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 9: What's your pizza toppings?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 27: Ooh, good question. I'm gonna go pepperoni and mushrooms.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 34: What do you within your family chosen or blood?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 13: Do you have siblings?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 27: Are you asking you just if I have any?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 20: Yes?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 27: Yes, I do.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 13: Okay, what birth order are you?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 11: I'm the oldest, oldest of twelve because that would be
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 11: an interesting thing to wrap about.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 27: Oldest of eight, oldest of eight.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 11: That's still pretty interesting. Okay, pretty interesting.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 13: Do you have sisters?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 27: Yes?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Four?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 11: What's your favorite movie?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 27: Let's go Hyphidel I think good one. Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 40: To go back to your previous question, I'm gonna go
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 40: steam dumplings for the food for oh love.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 11: Do you have any favorite places in the world to
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 11: visit or dream places that you'd like to go to?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 27: The regular favorite is Vegas. In a dream place would
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 27: be London.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 12: Tell us about your cold you share more about your
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 12: dog name Vibes.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 40: She's a Chihuahua doction mix and her name is Feats.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 40: All right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with adventurers.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 40: I don't know if that's exactly accurate, but it's as
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 40: clothes as I can give you right now.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 11: So I think that was your second word.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 40: Okay, Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, indecisive? How about that?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 11: A nice DJ What is your profession.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 40: I work in banking. That's as much as I'm willing
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 40: to say about it.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 13: You say video games? What are rapid fires? And video games?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 40: You like Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear sports games?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 27: There you go. I can't. I can't think I'm any
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 27: more rapid fire right now?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 20: Nice?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 11: Do you have a favorite sports team?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 40: The Philadelphia Eagles? Well that question favorite curse word, I'm
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 40: gonna go with fuck because it's just so versatile.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 13: You know anything else you would want us to know
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 13: about you?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 9: Great question?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 40: Just that I I recently moved from New Jersey to Missouri.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 27: How about that? That's an interesting fact for you.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, fine, favorite.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 45: Game show?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 40: I'm probably gonna have to go Prices right, But there
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 40: are a lot that I really am a big fan of,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 40: so but yeah, I'll go Prices right.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 27: And that's time I went fast.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 7: Okay, what's your favorite color? What's your favorite food?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 25: And?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 50: If you were Jesus question Carolina La?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 7: That was so much fun. Oh gosh, are you gonna
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: make me watch a rap now?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Sadly we can't put it off any longer. But before
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: we view our next video, task, Mistress, what would you
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: say is a defining feature of rap. Lyrically, speaking.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: Technically, I would say rhyme.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I brought that up. Here's Matt
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: and jan.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 11: Let me tell you about a guy named xanthus moved
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 11: to Missouri. Dude's so adventurous.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 24: No, this is the story all about Xanthis metal gear,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 24: metallic as DJ and gamer.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 11: This boy wants to be a Chihuahua taco bell places
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 11: older indecisive as hell.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 34: Stadding westward in the Gateway to the West, dubbed in
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 34: English prefers Mexican.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 11: Being read in London on the busts. But get this
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 11: guy to Vegas, Royal flushes.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 34: Eldest of the family, four Sisters of Mercy, and Assassin's
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 34: creed a creed to the birds.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 36: Don't.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, word brothers there were there, rhymes were present. I
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: also liked the word sisters of Mercy was a good
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 7: wordplay based on the information. I do also really like
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: word play.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, but like trap does not have to.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have to. And the rappers who don't
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: really get roasted by rappers who do twenty years ago?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: What still today?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 26: What card here?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna allowed.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 13: Allow it.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: I still think she did a great job did his
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: track suit?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: There, I'm telling a little thing about riding the parks.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: Let's let's see the second one.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: And finally you know them? You love them? Can they wrap?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 20: Oh?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: No? Oh no, it's Aggie, Caroline and Dave.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 30: Let's lay down some sick rhymes.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Two.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 18: There once was a man named DJ Zanthis playing heavy
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 18: metal on the radio.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 9: The chances pro this jockey but really a banker.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 11: He's just like his dog, half fishous, half wanker.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: Yo, Oggie, You're sick.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 12: Rhymes must be made a feces.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 43: Have you even considered the awesomeness of feat seas DJ
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 43: My love mixing sick tunes, but this Chihuahua docs and
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 43: mix makes this dude swoon nine years young? Yo, That
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 43: little gall is the best. But at a vino you
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 43: take away the rest.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 23: No, y'all don't even know about sech got to half
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 23: that pepperoni with its cheese, the mushrooms of the bob,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 23: bring the dumplings for your mom?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 9: Do we keep washing down an awful lyrics to this song?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 27: No what y'all know about Jay?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 9: I ain't even got to tell you why I ain't
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 9: come here to play?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Fuck Yeah?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 30: So I think we just wrote uh uh, let's still
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 30: work for music.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: Grammy winning rap?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 8: That one I went, I went, Emmy, Tony, oh God.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 11: Don't don't done, don't rhymes?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: Brous was it?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Was it dope? Did you guys think it was dope?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: For those who missed it? Caroline said, that was a
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Grammy winning rap.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: Incredible, incredible. I'm gonna give the team of three five points.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 13: Yes, and I'm going to give the.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 7: Team up to three points. There was workplace, there was
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 7: one needs, so much of the information tried. Yes, incredible. Oh,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: should we get an update on the scores or would
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: you like to delay?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: I will give you the episode scores as it stands.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: It's actually pretty close. Dave's on the bottom was seventeen.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: What followed, followed by Jen with twenty, and then Caroline
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: and Matt are tied at twenty two and aug He's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: at twenty three.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: Are amazing. Okay, now, if Casey you could play some
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: jazzy music, and if all of you could come up
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 7: here and help us set up for the final task
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: of the show.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is a deck of very large playing cards.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 29: For a lad.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: I'm going to ask each contestant to turn around. Could
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: you please cut the deck take as many of these
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: as you want into your hands. Thank you can, please
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: cut the deck, Thank you please.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: This is a mystery to everybody in the audience.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: But they're doing a very good job at grabbing a
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: certain number of cars.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 42: Incredibly, Thank you very much, and whould you like to
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 42: read out the task?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: They go? Fine, all right, play as long as you dare.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: Players each start with one card. They will individually be
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: asked to hit or stand. Once they have said hit
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: or stand, they may not then change their minds. If
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: they choose to stand. Each card they have collected is
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: worth one parentheses one task Master point. If they choose
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: to hit and the card drawn matches the rank of
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: any card that they already have, they are eliminated and
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: get zero penthes zero points. Play continues until all players
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: have stood or bust.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: That's massive. So this is a relatively standard deck of cards,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: with one minor exception. I left the jokers, So they
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: are going to play until they either choose to stop
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: at the points they have or until they get a pair.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: As soon as they have a pair, they're eliminated and
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: they get zero points. Your first card is an eight.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: Hold it please.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: Here online.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 39: Your first card is a four, yours is a three.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 39: You all come to deck, So I didn't you also
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 39: have three?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 36: Age?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: You have one point? Would you like to hit or stand? Hey?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: You you have an eight? You have a jack? Caroline,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: hit or stand? I will hit your card.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Is you have a five?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 36: Dave, hit or stand.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: The seven.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: You're still in Jen, hit or stand?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: You have a nine. You are still in match. Hit
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: or stand? Hit Please you have a seven. You are
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: still in one of the odds.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: At this point everyone, At this point, everyone has two points. Augie,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: hit or stand'st stand the stand? Okay, you may go
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: ahead and sit down and keep your two points. Caroline,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: hit or stand.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: I will hit five and a four you have six.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: You're still you have a three and a seven. Days
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: hit or stand?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: You have a queen.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 25: You are still.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Jen hit or stand?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: You have a two.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 21: You were.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: That hit you have a three and a seven. That's
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: so sad. You have a five. You're still there.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Three points for everyone on the podium.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: I feel good about this. Caroline, four, five and six
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: of your cards. Hit or stand?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 17: Okay, I'll hit.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: You have an eight. You are stand?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 29: Dave, you have.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Queen and a seven hit or stand. Oh, hit me,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: you have busted Davy may sit down with zero points. Okay, Jen,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: you have two and nine in the King Hit or stand.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: Please you've also busted.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Matt you have a three, five and seven Hit or stand.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of busting that's been happening.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 36: Bust it makes me feel good.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 29: Hit.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna stand.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: I got in a lot to ask. You have four points. Congratulations,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: cloud job.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: Gosh. Now let's get a recap of the live task scoring.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: Well. Sadly three of our players busted. That was Dave,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: Jen and Matt on the end so early with two points,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: but Caroline held out the longest with four points.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: Incredible work. Before we find out who won the episode,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: let's go down the line and see where everyone can
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 7: find you online if they want to aggy.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 18: Well, you can find me at b f y t
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 18: wpod dot com.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: Where we do b F y t w R podcast show.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 19: And yeah, that's about it because I don't do the
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 19: internets anymore.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 7: Hello, I'm Caroline Otto Huila. I'm a voice actress and podcaster.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 12: You can find me at my website www dot Caroline
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 12: O R E j U E l A dot com
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 12: or on Instagram at Caroline O R J E L
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 12: L S.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 7: And yeah, thanks, Amana.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 14: I am actor, voiceover artist and film guy Aggie.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: David auto Vino.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 14: That's David auto Vino, Auto as in car Veno as
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 14: in wine, don't drink and drive. Everybody google that name
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 14: and you can find me everywhere my website, YouTube, Instagram,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 14: blue Sky, and just general things that I've done.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 9: I'm David Autovino. I'm easy to find.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 51: I am Jen I in my spare time are not
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 51: so spare time? Nick Crochet, Spin Fiber, do all sorts
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 51: of creative things over on Instagram. Half double doesn't I
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 51: made Sarah's hat.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 11: She I'm Matt Watson. I do a podcast called gates Leapers.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 11: You can find us on Instagram at Gatesleepers Pod. And
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 11: we also do shows right here at the Peak and
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 11: prov Theater pekingprof dot com. Check out any show that's
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 11: all amazing. We do a show called Slide Splitters on
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 11: the second Friday of every month.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and now for the episode scores to see who
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 7: has won this episode.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: In last place but still did a great job overall.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: I feel David Advina Gods. We are in fourth place
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: with twenty points. It's Jen Yeah in third place.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: We really genuinely deserves to be higher. I love you, man,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: I was just kidding bout looking.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Matt has twenty two points and for the second night running,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: there was one point between first and second place, with
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: twenty five points, it's Augie. The winner is Caroline with
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: twenty six.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: Gradualations.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 7: Caroline, googe your prizes that were meant some for you
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 7: and some not for you. Oh gosh, what have we
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 7: learned today? We have learned that Matt has a bad memory,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: but it's very observant. I wrote down funny things we learned.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh. We've learned that Caroline is so generous,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh. And we've learned most of all that
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 7: she has won this episode of Task Massive incredible. I
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 7: love your ambition.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: It is appreciated. But there's still a little left, big
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: thing to deal with.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 7: As you return to your seat, we are about to
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 7: crown the winner of the season of two episodes. Amazing.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 7: Everything is so important here, let's crown the series champion.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: One full year of preparation, two special guests, four cats,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: sixty seven hours of video editing, five exasperated but brilliant
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: contestants and multiple thousands of dollars in flights in Airbnb
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: and countless memories will cherish for at least a day
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: have all led to this moment. This is the Jorge
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: Memorial Trophy. It is made from the very first microphone
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: we use, way back in episode one, and Jorge was
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: our first task mass, so it seemed only appropriate that
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: it be his to give out, so to speak. So
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: this means a lot to us. All of you are
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: are some of our favorite people. Yes, even you Jen,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: even though you've only been on our show once, but
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: we still love you. Track Suit and all. Would you
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: like the final series scores?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 7: Please give them to me.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: Again in last place? But he really never did that
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: badly and he's one entertaining mofo. It's Dave Autobino thirty
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: eight points, did you here?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 9: Only thirty eight was my age?
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  Speaker 3: In fourth place with forty points.
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  Speaker 4: It's Matt Watson.
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  Speaker 3: Matt Watson last in third place with forty four points.
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  Speaker 3: It's Augie. The women have been our power players both nights,
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  Speaker 3: so it's no surprise it's come down to this. With
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  Speaker 3: forty nine points in second place, Jen Reagan wow, now
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: you kid callers.
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  Speaker 19: Oh my back hurts.
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  Speaker 3: And our winner had fifty four points. It's Carolina or Wail.
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  Speaker 6: Amazing. Thank you to task Mistress.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you to everybody who came out.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you to Ethan Goldman and the Pekimprov Theater for
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: letting us do this. They had no idea who we were.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you to the gate Leapers for being fond friends.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you Jen for stepping in and making this as
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: memorable as you possibly could. Thank you Todave for being
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: my friend for twenty five years. Thank you to Caroline
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  Speaker 3: hopefully we'll be friends for twenty five years. And Augie,
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  Speaker 3: well done.
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  Speaker 29: That's our show.
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  Speaker 9: Good ye.
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  Speaker 36: Talk talk.
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  Speaker 9: Personally and we end up going.
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  Speaker 26: So I stay, so I believe my husband