Latest / Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast / FULL SHOW: This will get you're blood boiling!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This Gentleman Being podcast. Hey, that's us broad to you
- 0:02Speaker 1: by Hello Fresh the Experts and Tastes. That Kiwi's last
- 0:06Speaker 1: a story that's going around on the internet today. And
- 0:09Speaker 1: I said before it's it's probably worst nightmare stuff for
- 0:12Speaker 1: a male. Happened to a guy in Thailand. Now it's
- 0:15Speaker 1: monsoon season over there, and something that they do and
- 0:17Speaker 1: he he did this is when they go to the
- 0:20Speaker 1: bathroom and sit down on the bathroom they you flush
- 0:23Speaker 1: first and just in case any reptiles or anything are
- 0:26Speaker 1: in this sort of sawage system can come up from a.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Monsoon p Yeah, happens, happens regularly. So he's gone to
- 0:32Speaker 2: sit down on he's done, it's filled the protocol.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Yeah, tick that box. Set down on the toilet, it's
- 0:39Speaker 3: a safe space.
- 0:39Speaker 1: And suddenly feels an excruciating pain in his testical area
- 0:45Speaker 1: and looks down and there is a python latched onto
- 0:49Speaker 1: his disco.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Bits, swinging off trouser snake literally.
- 0:56Speaker 4: Like tag and release and still holding holding on for dinner.
- 0:59Speaker 2: So he's it and up and it's dangling around and
- 1:01Speaker 2: it's swinging around, and so he's.
- 1:03Speaker 3: Like, what have I got here? What have I got
- 1:04Speaker 3: to defend?
- 1:05Speaker 2: Myself, toilet brush starts whacking it, whacking it off with
- 1:09Speaker 2: the toilet brush, and eventually.
- 1:11Speaker 3: The snake lets go of its grip.
- 1:14Speaker 2: And let's just say there's You don't need to know
- 1:16Speaker 2: what happened to the snake, but let's just say the
- 1:17Speaker 2: man is now okay in hospital. But he's he's okay. Yeah,
- 1:24Speaker 2: not poisonous too, no, thankfully.
- 1:26Speaker 1: No, there's there's a Yeah. He also documented it on
- 1:29Speaker 1: social media somewhere like that legend all for the hits.
- 1:32Speaker 1: The scene doesn't look great, but he was grabbing. He
- 1:34Speaker 1: was grabbing the python, the snake one not that his
- 1:37Speaker 1: one of his hands, and you know as well, And yeah,
- 1:41Speaker 1: I had to basically go over. It looks a very
- 1:43Speaker 1: grab scene. But they had to go get the neighbor
- 1:44Speaker 1: from next door to drive him to the hospital. Oh no,
- 1:47Speaker 1: that's one of those scenes you don't really want to want.
- 1:49Speaker 2: What is there movie something about Mary when his hips
- 1:51Speaker 2: is the emergency services?
- 1:53Speaker 5: Exactly one of those.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Yeah, so much respecting condolences to that, to that poor
- 1:59Speaker 2: man resting up this morning. But what's the worst place
- 2:02Speaker 2: do you think you could be bitten by a snake
- 2:05Speaker 2: by a python?
- 2:05Speaker 3: Probably probably there the Jackson. Yeah.
- 2:08Speaker 6: Yeah, I was always scared of going to like long
- 2:11Speaker 6: drops when you've got a camp and stuff, because I
- 2:13Speaker 6: was like, the spider's gonna buy my.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Something could happen in one of those We used to
- 2:17Speaker 1: work at the Rock radio station, remember that, and Dunk
- 2:19Speaker 1: who worked there.
- 2:20Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's been a work.
- 2:21Speaker 1: Function went to the bathroom and he slipped while going
- 2:25Speaker 1: to the bathroom at the urinal and banged his head
- 2:28Speaker 1: quite badly on the floor and ended himself unconscious.
- 2:31Speaker 5: Him.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Another guy from the rock came in and went, oh, geez,
- 2:34Speaker 1: he's unconscious lying there with his with his little python
- 2:38Speaker 1: out as well. He's like seeing one one one and
- 2:41Speaker 1: got someone to help. And then he was like, well,
- 2:43Speaker 1: I should do the friendly thing and you know, help
- 2:45Speaker 1: my friend out not not have ambulances arrived while he's
- 2:48Speaker 1: got his his things sticking out of his So he
- 2:51Speaker 1: got his cell phone and then he just pushed it,
- 2:54Speaker 1: nudged it and pushed it back and from him zip
- 2:55Speaker 1: up his fly.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Don't see with the corner of the cell phone.
- 3:02Speaker 5: Yeah, what my options are here?
- 3:04Speaker 3: But there is great thinking on the spot.
- 3:05Speaker 2: To knocking out a snake with a toilet brush, you'd
- 3:08Speaker 2: hoped that you would have that thought and if your
- 3:10Speaker 2: thought process, if you're in that situation and using your
- 3:12Speaker 2: cell phone to focus, I just would have go on
- 3:14Speaker 2: a finger and.
- 3:16Speaker 3: What would you have done?
- 3:18Speaker 1: How would you have got that thing yourself? Phone's quite
- 3:20Speaker 1: a good but I probably would to say as you
- 3:21Speaker 1: probably just use.
- 3:23Speaker 3: You don't when I'm waking up. When I'm waking up there,
- 3:25Speaker 3: what are you doing unconscious?
- 3:27Speaker 7: Is?
- 3:27Speaker 5: How did this happen?
- 3:28Speaker 3: You're like, well, mate, as you got to your head
- 3:30Speaker 3: there in between your two fingers holding.
- 3:33Speaker 8: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Boss Harriett does Text three Boss Harriot's come into the
- 3:39Speaker 2: mix here with Polly.
- 3:40Speaker 5: What was it? Polly?
- 3:41Speaker 3: Youmima?
- 3:42Speaker 5: Un fun fact PJ has no middle name, no middle.
- 3:48Speaker 4: What are then?
- 3:49Speaker 6: Well, she wasn't allowed Polly because there was another prolific
- 3:52Speaker 6: Polly in the radio and it's.
- 3:54Speaker 3: A bit of Polly at the time.
- 3:56Speaker 5: Was a joke.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Apparently good fell for it.
- 4:00Speaker 5: Yeah, what happens. People hear the story, they don't hear
- 4:04Speaker 5: the retraction later and then they go around believing right.
- 4:07Speaker 3: There you go, where's the j come from? Anyway?
- 4:10Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just like you have to be PJ. It
- 4:12Speaker 4: happens off in the radio.
- 4:13Speaker 2: You know what.
- 4:13Speaker 3: We were going to do something else here, but I'm
- 4:15Speaker 3: going to call I'm going to call PJ. What have
- 4:18Speaker 3: you got? Have you got Polly's number? The year? Has
- 4:20Speaker 3: anyone got a number? I cockerly said, I'm going to
- 4:22Speaker 3: call it like over number.
- 4:25Speaker 4: I'm not going to read it out on the radio.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Plug the phone and we're going to get some answers on.
- 4:31Speaker 5: I feel like we're God answers J's J.
- 4:36Speaker 3: So I'll plug your phone in the Amegan.
- 4:38Speaker 5: You know radio they always make people changing their names.
- 4:41Speaker 3: Some reason is that there's a Clint. There was a
- 4:42Speaker 3: Clint issue at the edge too.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Isn't it some reason they thought no one could get
- 4:46Speaker 1: the hit around that two people could be called the
- 4:48Speaker 1: same name?
- 4:48Speaker 4: Randall, Yeah, there's two. Megan's one has to be Meg.
- 4:51Speaker 3: I got Megan live through to PJ Harding here. What
- 4:56Speaker 3: is she trying to hide from us?
- 4:57Speaker 4: It's not going to answer because she never answers my calls.
- 5:00Speaker 5: Oh this is coming from your number two, isn't it?
- 5:02Speaker 9: Hello?
- 5:02Speaker 4: Police speaking?
- 5:04Speaker 5: That is your real name name. That's not a clug clug.
- 5:15Speaker 10: Embarrassing. I thought it was just one of those like
- 5:17Speaker 10: appreciate my Hey, look, I'll just.
- 5:21Speaker 3: Do on there for a second, probably probably a time
- 5:23Speaker 3: that you're on here at the moment.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Oh, what.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Have you ever worn? PJ has that energy of fear
- 5:31Speaker 4: as well.
- 5:32Speaker 3: She does.
- 5:34Speaker 9: Yeah, it.
- 5:39Speaker 5: Was one of my bosses, obviously call you up just
- 5:42Speaker 5: to some sort of phone related serve. I asked your
- 5:44Speaker 5: questions about how you're finding many and things like that.
- 5:47Speaker 5: I understand how this.
- 5:49Speaker 10: Guys, at least give me the huge up of unknown number.
- 5:53Speaker 11: We never's from the radio, unknown number one number.
- 5:58Speaker 3: It's myself.
- 5:59Speaker 5: This is the one johnesus.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Listen. This should have been some comperence previous to this.
- 6:06Speaker 4: My number in your phone.
- 6:07Speaker 3: I just wanted to know, why don't you have a
- 6:09Speaker 3: middle name? And what does the J stand for in PJ?
- 6:12Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
- 6:13Speaker 10: So I had to change my name for the radio, yeah,
- 6:16Speaker 10: back in the day, because my name is Polly and
- 6:18Speaker 10: it was another well known Polly on the radio. So
- 6:20Speaker 10: I had to come up with the neck name. And
- 6:22Speaker 10: Jay stands for Josephine, my grandmother who I was very
- 6:26Speaker 10: close with, Pee Jay. So I don't have a middle name.
- 6:30Speaker 3: So oh there we go.
- 6:31Speaker 2: So no middle name, so Polly and then Harding is
- 6:34Speaker 2: your name, that's it, and Jay was a shout out
- 6:37Speaker 2: to your grandmother.
- 6:37Speaker 4: And finally the Legion she was a rally car driver.
- 6:41Speaker 4: My god, Well she tells us that we don't.
- 6:44Speaker 3: Know all the I feel like she just made that up.
- 6:48Speaker 4: We could have gone with Maddie and Polly on the hits,
- 6:51Speaker 4: I know, but then it will.
- 6:52Speaker 10: Be a whole rebrand and I just have to change takes.
- 6:55Speaker 2: And it was just so much, well, we've pull bet
- 6:57Speaker 2: the curtain in this cool many fronts, maybe too much,
- 7:01Speaker 2: would say.
- 7:01Speaker 12: You're in so much trouble that JOHNA and Ben podcast,
- 7:05Speaker 12: jennifil Opius looked like she's filed for divorce.
- 7:08Speaker 4: We knew what was happening, but the papers have been filed.
- 7:11Speaker 3: From benefit to the solution of marriage. It's a really
- 7:15Speaker 3: good thing with Ben was there.
- 7:16Speaker 2: I was talking to Kevin Hart Ben Affleck, and he
- 7:19Speaker 2: was talking about his time in the movie industry, and
- 7:21Speaker 2: he said they did good will hunting and that sort
- 7:23Speaker 2: of propelled him and Matt Damon, and they wrote that
- 7:26Speaker 2: that propelled them into Hollywood superstardom.
- 7:28Speaker 3: And then he said, you know, I had a string.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Of movies that were absolutely flops. Complete flops, and everyone
- 7:35Speaker 2: who was his friend when they had good will hunting
- 7:38Speaker 2: and stuff in the industry. He would call, they wouldn't
- 7:40Speaker 2: answer as calls. He couldn't get hold of anyone. And
- 7:43Speaker 2: he's like, it was at that point that I made
- 7:47Speaker 2: the decision that this is just a job. These are
- 7:49Speaker 2: just transactions. I've got something that they want from time
- 7:53Speaker 2: to time, and they've got something that I want.
- 7:54Speaker 3: And that's how he's.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Treated the industry ever since. It's transactions, not his friendships,
- 7:59Speaker 2: because he's like, I thought these people with my friends
- 8:01Speaker 2: that just let them down, not met though.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, now I don't know. I went on that
- 8:08Speaker 3: it was unnecessary.
- 8:08Speaker 6: Now the Alphabet song, we all we're talking abs how
- 8:16Speaker 6: we all got to learn the.
- 8:19Speaker 4: High horse?
- 8:20Speaker 5: Are we just something that's creeping in now?
- 8:22Speaker 1: It started across that these are the ideas that are
- 8:25Speaker 1: ually that started overseas.
- 8:26Speaker 5: American ideas are.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Starting ideas bringing the ideas if I'm ready for a
- 8:33Speaker 1: change in the Alpha Bit song. Now, the problem I
- 8:36Speaker 1: think that they're having with the elf Bit song is
- 8:39Speaker 1: the run in the middle. It's the great run.
- 8:41Speaker 3: We all know the p It's you've got to get
- 8:44Speaker 3: through it quickly.
- 8:46Speaker 5: You get through a whole lot of letters. It's great
- 8:48Speaker 5: like that, but apparently it's too quick.
- 8:51Speaker 6: It sounds like a word to children, so instead of
- 8:54Speaker 6: recognizing that it's l M no P, kids are saying, Alin.
- 9:00Speaker 3: The alphabet song has done us well for thousands of years.
- 9:05Speaker 4: Can't be better.
- 9:06Speaker 2: We also were thought sbestos was pretty cool for a
- 9:09Speaker 2: number of Okay, maybe there is a better way.
- 9:11Speaker 3: So he's stuck in my way.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Later on TikTok and America showing us how they are
- 9:16Speaker 1: learning in schools now overseas in this well imagine we'll
- 9:19Speaker 1: be coming to New Zealand, so have a listen.
- 9:21Speaker 5: They have changed the alphabet.
- 9:23Speaker 4: They took they took out element op.
- 9:25Speaker 5: It is no longer a letter.
- 9:27Speaker 1: So this is how they sing it now in school
- 9:29Speaker 1: Ready cookie master A, b CD.
- 9:32Speaker 3: E F G, love it, h j K, LM man O,
- 9:40Speaker 3: P q R S t U v w x y
- 9:46Speaker 3: Z lost me. Now now I.
- 9:49Speaker 9: Never will forget what how do sing the alpha?
- 9:57Speaker 5: I don't mind now I never will forget how.
- 10:00Speaker 8: But you're there?
- 10:00Speaker 5: Then onto the old version that did us. Brad, You're
- 10:02Speaker 5: not only you're pausing, you're just changing the whole the room.
- 10:06Speaker 4: But I like it because it stays steady the whole time.
- 10:08Speaker 3: The one the Wind is a traditionalist.
- 10:11Speaker 4: In the middle of it goes in the middle.
- 10:15Speaker 6: It's like, wait, what, I know, We've got a new
- 10:17Speaker 6: Zealand band that we've named, but it's better.
- 10:23Speaker 4: Start steady be It.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Sounds like one of those boomers who got upset when
- 10:27Speaker 2: they changed the name of the Land Transport.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Don't understand not on my watch. Women they're allowed to
- 10:39Speaker 3: say in the workplace, are they okay?
- 10:44Speaker 5: So I'm I'm all fine with I don't mind about that,
- 10:49Speaker 5: but I do mind about the elf bit song. I
- 10:51Speaker 5: just don't. It's just it's missing with me.
- 10:53Speaker 4: I'm with the new version. I don't like that in
- 10:56Speaker 4: the middle.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Yes, we're not going with these two. There's mum and
- 10:59Speaker 3: dad are fighting the.
- 11:00Speaker 4: First time you've heard it, John O. We debated this yesterday.
- 11:02Speaker 5: What are you your thoughts thoughts and you can go.
- 11:05Speaker 5: I don't care if you go with Megan, that's fine listening.
- 11:07Speaker 2: You're not going to like it, either of you arenger
- 11:09Speaker 2: like me, I'm completely indifferent. Like the song has played
- 11:11Speaker 2: much of a role in my life for the last
- 11:13Speaker 2: thirty five years. I don't want to remix it because
- 11:17Speaker 2: whatever is You say, you've got a kid, though, what
- 11:18Speaker 2: would you be teaching your kid?
- 11:20Speaker 4: He does have kids like a new one?
- 11:22Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope your kids know the elphbit No what
- 11:25Speaker 5: age eleven and fourteen?
- 11:28Speaker 3: Well, I learned it in January, obviously passed on the wisdom. Ah,
- 11:32Speaker 3: I'll teach the old school, and only because that's the
- 11:34Speaker 3: one I know.
- 11:35Speaker 4: Yeah, my children go mileripe.
- 11:38Speaker 5: Do you like the new version four four eight seven
- 11:40Speaker 5: and the hat sword?
- 11:41Speaker 7: Do you?
- 11:41Speaker 8: Yeah? I'm going new the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 11:44Speaker 1: The Alphabet song feels like it's been revamped, remixed, remastered,
- 11:49Speaker 1: cut up and destroyed by DJ Severe.
- 11:51Speaker 5: Whatever they say back in the day on.
- 11:52Speaker 6: Those albums, can I just say, and the whole time
- 11:55Speaker 6: I've been working with you too, I've never heard Ben
- 11:58Speaker 6: hold such a strong opinion of it.
- 12:00Speaker 5: That's true.
- 12:00Speaker 4: He's putting his.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Groook down Israel, Palestine.
- 12:03Speaker 2: He won't dive into the album bet song though, staying
- 12:06Speaker 2: out stag O stay out of most things, stay out
- 12:08Speaker 2: of those things.
- 12:08Speaker 5: But that's one I just like, I felt like it
- 12:11Speaker 5: wasn't broken. It wasn't broken. We all knew the alphabet.
- 12:14Speaker 6: What we're saying is the Alamo gets run together in
- 12:17Speaker 6: schools and children don't realize that it's individual leaders.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Do you want me to play the new version again?
- 12:22Speaker 2: So listening, if you just joined the show, this is
- 12:26Speaker 2: what's been it's coming through.
- 12:27Speaker 5: It's coming through that.
- 12:28Speaker 4: It's coming from America.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Big ideas in America, and it's it's sweeping its way
- 12:33Speaker 1: across the world. We're gonna have lockdowns from the alphabet song.
- 12:36Speaker 1: So guys have changed the all of.
- 12:37Speaker 4: That they took, They took out element op. It is
- 12:40Speaker 4: no longer a letter. So this is how they sing
- 12:42Speaker 4: it now in school.
- 12:43Speaker 3: Ready Cookie Master A b CD E.
- 12:48Speaker 1: F G A I j K LM man to throw Yeah,
- 12:56Speaker 1: listen to now the kids who's been learning it in school.
- 12:59Speaker 5: He screws it up with his mom.
- 13:00Speaker 3: Heverless and weirdly, his name's Cookie Monster. She's like singing
- 13:03Speaker 3: cookie Monster. He would go O P Q R s T.
- 13:08Speaker 3: He does lose his.
- 13:09Speaker 5: Way, he does, he loses, he would lose his way
- 13:15Speaker 5: on the old.
- 13:16Speaker 3: The investigation of the audio here will continue on U
- 13:19Speaker 3: V W X y Z.
- 13:23Speaker 13: Now.
- 13:24Speaker 4: I never will forget the sing alas.
- 13:32Speaker 5: I don't mind the inn.
- 13:33Speaker 6: I mean I like that it's in groups and it's
- 13:36Speaker 6: a perfect pattern rather than in the middle being.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Like what dumb kids weren't getting the L L E
- 13:42Speaker 2: N O P. Wouldn't secret leaders my child?
- 13:47Speaker 3: Which one that depends much? I like being Bestie, but
- 13:51Speaker 3: best he's a fan too, lost many fans. He's the
- 13:55Speaker 3: only one that.
- 13:56Speaker 4: John Vincys coming through as well.
- 14:00Speaker 5: Maybe I'm in the wrong.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Maybe I'm the wrong because the text machine is really
- 14:03Speaker 2: fired up four four eight seven.
- 14:06Speaker 3: I agree with being it doesn't flow, it's horrible.
- 14:09Speaker 4: I think it flows better, don't.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Jamee, what's broken? Another text?
- 14:13Speaker 1: I lost what it was after Q singing the Alphabet
- 14:16Speaker 1: song in the CA Yeah, anyway, let's go the phones.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Chrissie, you're on.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Yeah, mind your p's and q's if you were, if
- 14:24Speaker 2: you're passionate about the topic.
- 14:27Speaker 5: Do we like the new version of the Alphabet song?
- 14:30Speaker 8: No way, No.
- 14:32Speaker 9: I agree with Ben the problems.
- 14:34Speaker 2: We do sound like a bunch of moany old people.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Megan sounds progressive and fresh.
- 14:42Speaker 3: She's like Kamela.
- 14:44Speaker 5: We were all progressive ideas, but that's one I'm just like.
- 14:47Speaker 5: It doesn't feel like we're going too far.
- 14:50Speaker 4: The Alphabet song is the rhythm. What what do you
- 14:57Speaker 4: like about it?
- 14:57Speaker 14: Christ is at the rhythm and just so it doesn't
- 15:01Speaker 14: flow because the l m op it flows.
- 15:04Speaker 6: It's a great part of the song, remakes the middle
- 15:07Speaker 6: of m wait and then we get back to a
- 15:09Speaker 6: nice pace.
- 15:10Speaker 4: You know, this one's fully paced out.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Okay, whoever was the O G rider of the alphabet was? Damn,
- 15:15Speaker 2: I've got a cram and element. Maybe someone's come along
- 15:22Speaker 2: and fixed it.
- 15:24Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well.
- 15:25Speaker 4: I think John is swaying to the news side to.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Be Fijohn is just happy to check some coolers on here,
- 15:33Speaker 2: Joe Biden.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Although I will say on the tics.
- 15:37Speaker 4: It makes you Trump.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Turn to listen to it. If it's come for the
- 15:43Speaker 2: US will turn into US politics. But on the on
- 15:45Speaker 2: the ticks four for a seven being ninety seven percent
- 15:48Speaker 2: of the orans with you.
- 15:49Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, yeah, look it and make it look the heads.
- 15:52Speaker 8: That johnaan Ben podcast.
- 15:54Speaker 1: The artists are going to be playing at the Democratic
- 15:56Speaker 1: Convention today, the big political rally over there in the mirror.
- 16:00Speaker 3: This is like a three day music festival, isn't it.
- 16:02Speaker 5: John Legend's playing tomorrow and there's massive celebrities there.
- 16:05Speaker 3: It's a Peck Stadium too. Do they sell tickets? Turn
- 16:10Speaker 3: up to it?
- 16:10Speaker 4: They had Little John Ley yesterday look like a concert.
- 16:14Speaker 2: You know, when we have an election, like the Labour
- 16:16Speaker 2: Party just hire out the local areas and we're happy
- 16:19Speaker 2: with that. Michelle Obama, I saw her speaking on stages
- 16:22Speaker 2: today like she could become prison Yeah, I reckon she
- 16:25Speaker 2: easily could wander into the White House and dream she
- 16:28Speaker 2: was up on stage talking God a hell of a reaction,
- 16:31Speaker 2: did a bit of a roast on Trump.
- 16:32Speaker 6: Who's gonna tell him that the job he's currently seeking
- 16:35Speaker 6: might just be one of those black jobs.
- 16:40Speaker 5: She's the one person you would love to interview that woman. Yeah,
- 16:45Speaker 5: she's awesome.
- 16:46Speaker 4: One day, we can hope.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Went to the Humble Corner Dairy last night, and what
- 16:50Speaker 2: I love about the dairy is, you know, it's got
- 16:52Speaker 2: the top tier products. The products actually go to the
- 16:54Speaker 2: dairy for your milk, your lollies, chips if you're feeling
- 16:59Speaker 2: it been tourists. But sitting beneath it is a layer
- 17:03Speaker 2: of products which I like to call the slightly dusty products.
- 17:07Speaker 3: You know, there's there You're like, why is this in here?
- 17:09Speaker 2: But it feels like someone from the diary has been
- 17:11Speaker 2: sent down to the supermaket, just grab a whole bunch
- 17:13Speaker 2: of random items. So either fill out space, because in
- 17:16Speaker 2: the freezer, you know it's in the freezer, and you
- 17:19Speaker 2: look down at the bottom of the freezer, there's always
- 17:22Speaker 2: a siah Lee Danish.
- 17:25Speaker 3: It looks like it's been sitting there for a long time.
- 17:28Speaker 5: That's the Cold War.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's probably I've never seen a Danish here
- 17:31Speaker 2: frost by the hypothnemia, but that Danish?
- 17:33Speaker 5: Is it just any chance that someone might come on
- 17:35Speaker 5: wanting a data who's even gone?
- 17:37Speaker 8: You know what?
- 17:38Speaker 3: I need a Danish? I'm going to go to the diary.
- 17:39Speaker 4: It's also like fifteen bucks. But you know, if you're dear,
- 17:42Speaker 4: spread it when everything else is closed.
- 17:44Speaker 3: My diary is still got old school pornography.
- 17:47Speaker 7: Right.
- 17:49Speaker 8: How do we know that?
- 17:50Speaker 5: Yeah, because I've seen the magazine.
- 17:52Speaker 3: Yeah, you means something like this and then radio test
- 17:55Speaker 3: to throw you under the busom.
- 17:56Speaker 4: I've never seen that.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Yeah, you've my diary.
- 18:00Speaker 5: By way, you keep going to the jar. I'm just
- 18:02Speaker 5: gonna worp down and get a datus jet.
- 18:04Speaker 4: Where are you going for an hour?
- 18:07Speaker 3: But I was said to get about two months ago.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Do it out of crushed garlic. She's like, going there.
- 18:12Speaker 3: You know, it was after sort of eight o'clock at night,
- 18:14Speaker 3: so and you walk into.
- 18:15Speaker 2: The air and you're like, there is I'd say this
- 18:17Speaker 2: is a ninety ten split as to whether they're going
- 18:19Speaker 2: to have crushed garlic. Yeah. It's one of those items
- 18:22Speaker 2: that you're like, hey, i'll give it a bas Yeah,
- 18:24Speaker 2: give it a bas. Sometimes they pulled no, okay, no,
- 18:26Speaker 2: I didn't have it. But she was like, wait there,
- 18:29Speaker 2: a second goes out the back, returns with a single
- 18:33Speaker 2: clove of garlic. She's like, you could crush this right now,
- 18:38Speaker 2: and it becomes crush ger. But then it fell in
- 18:40Speaker 2: there another categree which they just make up a price.
- 18:43Speaker 3: We're like, yeah, okay, this.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Random clover of garlic you pulled out, which was sitting
- 18:46Speaker 2: somewhere how much? And she's like you could tell. She
- 18:48Speaker 2: lifted her eyes up to the scene and was like, hm,
- 18:52Speaker 2: three seventy I.
- 18:54Speaker 5: Just came up.
- 18:57Speaker 4: I thought she was giving it to you.
- 18:58Speaker 5: Initially she's she's on the hustle.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I don't know why why it was sitting
- 19:04Speaker 3: on a shelf. Same with the Danish.
- 19:05Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, you're back again buying it and
- 19:08Speaker 1: other stuff with the magazine section.
- 19:10Speaker 8: We wont the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Most of my lines got back to it. He started
- 19:14Speaker 1: in country, didn't he Yeah, and he's gone back. He's
- 19:16Speaker 1: got amazing boys.
- 19:18Speaker 2: It feels like you're like, this is the guy that
- 19:21Speaker 2: he is when you see him dressed up in the
- 19:23Speaker 2: cowboy boots.
- 19:24Speaker 4: And jeans and he likes jawts at the moment.
- 19:28Speaker 2: So he said crazy, isn't it the music game? Because
- 19:31Speaker 2: he started out essentially as a hip hop artist. See
- 19:35Speaker 2: now he's in his country era. You can do whatever
- 19:38Speaker 2: you want, can't you.
- 19:38Speaker 5: Really? Everyone's an eras that.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Megan's in a riddle era, she said yesterday, where she
- 19:42Speaker 1: thinks she can come up, she can solve riddles.
- 19:44Speaker 4: I got one of the riddles yesterday.
- 19:46Speaker 2: You're in a riddle era, like nearly one or two riddles.
- 19:49Speaker 2: It doesn't make it an era, it does.
- 19:51Speaker 4: I've done like to to row.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Now.
- 19:55Speaker 5: Kids.
- 19:55Speaker 1: You know, as your kids get older and you'll discover
- 19:57Speaker 1: this mega they become very quickly smarter than you. They
- 20:00Speaker 1: you know, particularly when embracing technology all those things, you
- 20:03Speaker 1: suddenly feel like you try to keep a handling it,
- 20:05Speaker 1: but things slowly start to slip on.
- 20:07Speaker 2: I feel like there's the thanks to the Internet, they
- 20:09Speaker 2: are ten times smarter than I was at their age.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Yeah, they just know more about the world and what's
- 20:14Speaker 1: happening exactly. Yeah, but my world at that age was
- 20:17Speaker 1: Mastered World.
- 20:20Speaker 3: You don't need more world than Master, but you did
- 20:22Speaker 3: discover more.
- 20:23Speaker 5: Maybe you do.
- 20:25Speaker 3: But yeah.
- 20:25Speaker 1: The other over the weekend, I was walking with my
- 20:27Speaker 1: daughter see in it, and just walking down the street
- 20:30Speaker 1: and just past the traffic light, and then I looked
- 20:33Speaker 1: over as we sort of stopped because we were about
- 20:34Speaker 1: to cross, and she was doing what they do these days,
- 20:37Speaker 1: you know, the classic peace signs, tongue outs, you know,
- 20:40Speaker 1: posing like she was for a photo.
- 20:42Speaker 2: And which you have an issue with because you're like,
- 20:43Speaker 2: you're gonna look back on those tongue outs peace photos regretfully.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Yeah, like everyone, you don't need to do it. Everyone
- 20:50Speaker 1: mix up, mix up your poses. That's fine.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Are you doing a tongue dangling out?
- 20:54Speaker 5: I tried to do it, just to take the post
- 20:55Speaker 5: out of it.
- 20:55Speaker 4: I've got lots of those tongues out hung out.
- 20:58Speaker 5: Peace side sort of peace said, yeah, they do that,
- 21:01Speaker 5: that's fine.
- 21:01Speaker 1: But she was doing this in the middle of the
- 21:03Speaker 1: middle of the street about to cross the road, looking
- 21:06Speaker 1: up towards the traffic light, and I was like, what
- 21:09Speaker 1: are you doing?
- 21:09Speaker 5: What's going on. She's like, she's on the sign red
- 21:12Speaker 5: light camera. So I'm posing for the red at the she's.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Doing a selfie for the red light at the at
- 21:17Speaker 1: the actual red light and the and the traffic lights.
- 21:20Speaker 1: I was like, oh, She's like, I'm just giving them
- 21:23Speaker 1: some good shots. So I'm like, well, firstly, that's not
- 21:26Speaker 1: really how it works, but hoping the.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Car and I'll run through the red light, then we'll
- 21:30Speaker 3: get a photo.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Yeah, like the red light does as far as I know,
- 21:33Speaker 1: doesn't come through the actual red light the camera. It's
- 21:36Speaker 1: more about people running the red lights and ah okay.
- 21:39Speaker 1: And there's one of those rare moments in a period
- 21:41Speaker 1: you're like, I actually told them.
- 21:43Speaker 7: Just because the words cameras like CCTV footage. You don't
- 21:45Speaker 7: need a tongue out there are there are cameras everywhere. Yeah,
- 21:50Speaker 7: there's no part of your life there's not a camera.
- 21:52Speaker 7: Steering to realize that it would be so much easier
- 21:54Speaker 7: to get away with stuff in the.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Eighties, the stuff we would get away with.
- 21:58Speaker 4: Yeah, no, cameras on.
- 21:59Speaker 2: They're just like you just almost wander down the street
- 22:02Speaker 2: expecting to be captured in some form.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Yeah, well you look at like things that I say,
- 22:08Speaker 1: you know, sort of court cases and things like that,
- 22:10Speaker 1: and they you know, they've.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Got footage of people everywhere everywhere. You're like, damn, wash
- 22:15Speaker 2: you this before I and I and the red light
- 22:20Speaker 2: camera is a good one too. We have won down
- 22:22Speaker 2: the road from our house, which is the and they
- 22:24Speaker 2: stand out very suspicious looking van with a camera in
- 22:27Speaker 2: the bo and some virgilante, some Keiwi hero every day
- 22:32Speaker 2: would put like a bed sheet over the back of
- 22:35Speaker 2: the book because there was no one in the van.
- 22:38Speaker 2: That is it's still in one for the Community's.
- 22:43Speaker 12: That jonaan Ben podcast produ's got a brand your podcast,
- 22:47Speaker 12: the Montoyas.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Yeah, come on and produce a tailor. We'll have a
- 22:50Speaker 2: little chat about the podcast. It drops every Thursday on
- 22:53Speaker 2: iHeart Radio. It's so going very well.
- 22:55Speaker 3: I had an issue with the poster.
- 22:57Speaker 2: Four and a half star review on the poster of
- 22:59Speaker 2: the Montoya's podcast, and I see to Taylor if she
- 23:01Speaker 2: had the option of giving herself because the stars were
- 23:03Speaker 2: on the amigan before the show had started credited to anyone,
- 23:06Speaker 2: you know, So if she had the option of giving
- 23:08Speaker 2: herself a star ranking, she said.
- 23:09Speaker 3: It on four and a half, not five.
- 23:11Speaker 5: So like it's like, who said four and a half.
- 23:13Speaker 5: We don't know, but someone she.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Didn't want to oversell it doesn't mean yeah, she didn't
- 23:17Speaker 2: oversell it. So for I guess four and a half
- 23:19Speaker 2: seems a little more realistic, you know.
- 23:21Speaker 4: You know what to claim. It's perfect, you know, very
- 23:24Speaker 4: much perfect, thank you.
- 23:26Speaker 3: But something's a little off.
- 23:28Speaker 11: It just half a point off.
- 23:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, Taylor, here is a part of the show
- 23:34Speaker 2: this week, which is dropping today.
- 23:36Speaker 3: What's this about?
- 23:38Speaker 11: This is literally just the opener of the podcast.
- 23:41Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, hey listen, you look good.
- 23:44Speaker 4: You've got a haircut, thank you.
- 23:45Speaker 11: You smell really nice too. That's the big occasion because.
- 23:49Speaker 5: We're filming our podcast. Okay, and the other week you
- 23:52Speaker 5: told me that I looked ugly.
- 23:54Speaker 13: Wow, who's putting words into mouths now?
- 23:57Speaker 5: I'm just using your techniques.
- 23:58Speaker 11: I didn't say look, I'm though. I would never say
- 24:01Speaker 11: that because I don't think that. I think you're gorgeous.
- 24:03Speaker 13: I think you're a beautiful specimen, which is why I
- 24:06Speaker 13: chose you to procreate with.
- 24:07Speaker 5: Well, you said something down the lines of I was
- 24:11Speaker 5: looking scruffy.
- 24:11Speaker 4: What can I just say?
- 24:13Speaker 13: You're the first person to point out when I haven't
- 24:14Speaker 13: shaved my leg, and you're the first person to point
- 24:16Speaker 13: out on my hand.
- 24:17Speaker 4: Looks like ship.
- 24:17Speaker 11: So how does it feel to get a bit of
- 24:19Speaker 11: your own medicine?
- 24:20Speaker 5: You know what I've got out of this little start
- 24:22Speaker 5: here is that we're both U Is it a bit
- 24:24Speaker 5: of our own technique?
- 24:26Speaker 3: Is that part of the shows that just off here?
- 24:28Speaker 5: It doesn't feel like somebody listen to it. I'm like
- 24:30Speaker 5: to be hearing.
- 24:35Speaker 11: Yeah, that's just literally how this sweet starts.
- 24:38Speaker 6: Yeah, was the last episode he said you to respect
- 24:42Speaker 6: yourself and yeah, looking like a slob.
- 24:44Speaker 13: I was like, oh, yeah, that's your relationship it is. Yeah,
- 24:50Speaker 13: you've got to have broad shoulders in the Montoya household.
- 24:53Speaker 6: You do.
- 24:54Speaker 2: And I just can't wait till a couple of babies
- 24:55Speaker 2: get thrown because of pregnant with twins and then yeah,
- 24:59Speaker 2: we'll speaking of broad shoulders.
- 25:00Speaker 1: You know, like you say you're gotta ad broad shoulders here.
- 25:02Speaker 1: It's just cop what you're saying at home, but what
- 25:04Speaker 1: people were saying to you. Since it's been a bit
- 25:07Speaker 1: of an eye, literally, and I.
- 25:08Speaker 13: Never would have thought that people are so comfortable to
- 25:11Speaker 13: comment on a female's body, especially when they're pregnant.
- 25:15Speaker 5: But the broad shoulders. I was like, oh god, what
- 25:17Speaker 5: I'm saying.
- 25:19Speaker 3: He's saying broad shoulders.
- 25:21Speaker 5: It's because you see it. Then I was like, oh no, no,
- 25:23Speaker 5: it's like she's got broad shoulders.
- 25:26Speaker 13: Yeah, honestly, you name it. I've had it said to
- 25:29Speaker 13: me even the other day in the office. One goes, oh, god,
- 25:32Speaker 13: you're definitely showing now, and I said, oh, that's nice.
- 25:35Speaker 11: That's what every female wants to hear from a pe,
- 25:38Speaker 11: not something.
- 25:38Speaker 3: You should say to a pregnant woman.
- 25:40Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm not the whole like, oh, how far
- 25:42Speaker 6: along are you? And I'll be like, I don't know,
- 25:44Speaker 6: five months and they're like, oh, I thought you were
- 25:46Speaker 6: ready to pop.
- 25:47Speaker 3: It's like whoa, well, I got to be fear you
- 25:50Speaker 3: decided to go and get pregnant. Like why do we
- 25:52Speaker 3: have to walk on egg shells around you?
- 25:54Speaker 4: Just don't comment on our body.
- 25:55Speaker 11: It's not yeah, haven't I say, Jesus, may have you
- 25:59Speaker 11: lost more?
- 26:00Speaker 3: You do everyone does.
- 26:02Speaker 11: You're not hormonal, So.
- 26:04Speaker 3: I take it on. The take it on my big forehead.
- 26:09Speaker 4: Can I ask as anyone like wanted to touch your tummy?
- 26:12Speaker 8: Mate?
- 26:13Speaker 13: Everyone, everyone, strangers when I'm just walking, they just approach
- 26:17Speaker 13: the stomach.
- 26:18Speaker 11: It's like a magnet at the moment, and.
- 26:19Speaker 6: Some people don't ask. Now that the problem with that
- 26:22Speaker 6: is is that to you it still feels like your stomach. Yeah,
- 26:25Speaker 6: so it still feels like a stranger is I just
- 26:29Speaker 6: think it's a little human now. It's like, well, my
- 26:31Speaker 6: skin is there. It feels like you're touching me.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Yeah, stranger, there was someone around here at work. You
- 26:36Speaker 3: did it?
- 26:37Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 26:37Speaker 3: I hit them up about to did you what did
- 26:40Speaker 3: you say you touched? He I hear you touch Yeah,
- 26:46Speaker 3: And she's like, what involved something?
- 26:56Speaker 11: Since the guy that made me run six kilometers when.
- 26:59Speaker 8: He knew I was pre.
- 27:02Speaker 5: So we need to decide right now.
- 27:03Speaker 1: We need to think basically, thanks to avoid around pregnant people,
- 27:07Speaker 1: what was said to you?
- 27:08Speaker 3: Apparently making them run sex kilometers?
- 27:10Speaker 8: That is the hits that JOHNA and Ben Podcast.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Wanted to create a list of things not to do
- 27:15Speaker 1: around a pregnant person because producer Taylor is pregnant with
- 27:19Speaker 1: twins and is experiencing a whole lot of these things.
- 27:21Speaker 6: For the first time, and if some of these things
- 27:23Speaker 6: sound pretty straightforward to you, you'd be surprised.
- 27:27Speaker 4: It's obviously not for everyone.
- 27:29Speaker 6: No, No, you're right because a lot of people, even
- 27:31Speaker 6: when I was pregnant, were coming up and touching your belly.
- 27:33Speaker 4: You need to just remember it.
- 27:34Speaker 6: Still it still feels like someone's body. Yeah, so it
- 27:37Speaker 6: still feels like you're just touching my stomach.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Feels like that's a no go zone. I understand that.
- 27:41Speaker 3: How about asking how dilated you are?
- 27:44Speaker 13: Hopefully none, hopefully not at all? When I know I'm dilated,
- 27:50Speaker 13: You'll be.
- 27:50Speaker 3: First over a text tack it on the show WhatsApp group.
- 27:55Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm seeings.
- 28:00Speaker 4: Did you give at that point?
- 28:01Speaker 8: Do you know?
- 28:02Speaker 3: Speaking of the show WhatsApp group?
- 28:03Speaker 2: Obviously you decided to do this topic yesterday and you
- 28:06Speaker 2: know what you shouldn't say to pregnant people, and you
- 28:08Speaker 2: put a message on Facebook and Jesus, I can't I
- 28:11Speaker 2: caught up with last night the chain on the WhatsApp
- 28:13Speaker 2: group from Taylor, producer Grace and Meghan just reacting to
- 28:16Speaker 2: Facebook comments, Oh my god, g A w D just
- 28:21Speaker 2: an overdose of emojis and shock, shock, shock.
- 28:24Speaker 5: How would you say that? To a pregnant person. Shock
- 28:26Speaker 5: things that people would say, Megan, if.
- 28:28Speaker 4: You got some of those, we do. So we've got
- 28:31Speaker 4: I don't want to. I've got some on Facebook and
- 28:33Speaker 4: I've got some of the text. But we'll take the callers.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Okay, Jenny, you're on welcome Hi. And what we shouldn't
- 28:39Speaker 2: say to pregnant people jinbo.
- 28:41Speaker 9: So this was my first baby, so I was quite
- 28:46Speaker 9: self conscious. I was on the stiff market. I remember
- 28:49Speaker 9: exactly where. I was a traumatized miss. So I was
- 28:53Speaker 9: very big. I carried out front. Meghan's probably the only
- 28:56Speaker 9: one that wants and that, and this man and at sixties,
- 29:01Speaker 9: and I tell you it's always older men said whoa,
- 29:04Speaker 9: you're so huge. And I turned around and he said
- 29:09Speaker 9: you must be having twins and I said no, And
- 29:12Speaker 9: then he asked that question, you know when you do?
- 29:15Speaker 9: And I said, oh, a few months. He said, rah,
- 29:18Speaker 9: like you look like, yeah, you must be having twins.
- 29:23Speaker 9: And yeah, but I mean, looking back on it, it
- 29:26Speaker 9: did look like I have a massive beach ball. But
- 29:28Speaker 9: like you just don't. No woman ever wants to be
- 29:33Speaker 9: called huge.
- 29:33Speaker 13: No, Jenny, did you say, excuse me, sir, what's your
- 29:37Speaker 13: bloody excuse at least about something in me.
- 29:40Speaker 9: Well, I'll tell you one thing. No one ever touched
- 29:42Speaker 9: my tummy because I gave them the evils any time
- 29:46Speaker 9: they try.
- 29:47Speaker 4: I think the general rulers. It's still someone's body.
- 29:50Speaker 6: So if you wouldn't say when they weren't pregnant, don't
- 29:52Speaker 6: say it when they are.
- 29:54Speaker 9: More cut thing that happened. So I had my baby
- 29:58Speaker 9: four hours later? Standing outside what's my baby? Four hours old?
- 30:02Speaker 9: In the catchle My husband was getting the cat and
- 30:05Speaker 9: another older man came out to me. He said, whoa
- 30:08Speaker 9: you heard a baby? And I was like, yeah, four
- 30:10Speaker 9: hours old and he said, and you're having another one?
- 30:13Speaker 9: And I was like, oh, that's impossible. And then he
- 30:17Speaker 9: corrected himself, Oh, your stomach hasn't gone.
- 30:20Speaker 3: Down, Like stop doing my god. I'm sorry. I was
- 30:26Speaker 3: just trying to make bender from two there.
- 30:33Speaker 5: I appreciate you.
- 30:34Speaker 14: Cool.
- 30:35Speaker 1: It's exists so many of these, we're gonna have to
- 30:37Speaker 1: keep these going. Go one more quickly, O, Katie, you're
- 30:39Speaker 1: on welcome.
- 30:40Speaker 14: Hi.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Yeah, great to have you with us. What you shouldn't
- 30:43Speaker 3: say to pregnant people?
- 30:45Speaker 14: Okay, so again this was my first as well. I
- 30:48Speaker 14: was super, super super sick like spewing around twelve times
- 30:52Speaker 14: a day, and yeah, but I still gained thirty k
- 30:56Speaker 14: cag's whoa.
- 30:59Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, shut up.
- 31:01Speaker 14: I know I was huge anyway, So I was super
- 31:04Speaker 14: sick and I had to go to the hospital and
- 31:06Speaker 14: whatever to get fluids and blah blah blah blah. And
- 31:10Speaker 14: I went back to work and someone was like, oh,
- 31:13Speaker 14: have you tried not thinking about it? Like, it's probably
- 31:16Speaker 14: just in your head.
- 31:18Speaker 3: That's a good theory. You pretends not happening.
- 31:27Speaker 8: The hits that Joan Ben podcast.
- 31:29Speaker 2: We are just talking about what Taylor's care carrying twins
- 31:32Speaker 2: at the moment, and just what you shouldn't to pregnant
- 31:35Speaker 2: people mean, you've been pregnant before.
- 31:36Speaker 8: I have.
- 31:37Speaker 6: I completely heard most of these, to be honest. On
- 31:41Speaker 6: the on the Facebook page, someone said was it planned?
- 31:43Speaker 6: Was something they got asked a lot?
- 31:46Speaker 4: Your business?
- 31:47Speaker 3: How about when I asked, do you know who the
- 31:48Speaker 3: father is?
- 31:49Speaker 2: Is that?
- 31:50Speaker 3: Is it inappropriate?
- 31:52Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 31:52Speaker 3: I'm feeling my way through this. We've got Virginia on
- 31:56Speaker 3: the phone. What did someone say to you when you're pregnant? Virginia?
- 31:58Speaker 9: So this is a shocker.
- 32:01Speaker 14: I've come from an Italian family and I said to
- 32:05Speaker 14: my mother, you make sure you don't bring hects of
- 32:07Speaker 14: Italians into the hospital.
- 32:10Speaker 3: Have you got that r? Yes, it's a zero Italian
- 32:14Speaker 3: to New Zealand.
- 32:17Speaker 9: I have the baby and the mom, and then I
- 32:20Speaker 9: had a scene fiction and little Marco born and all excited,
- 32:24Speaker 9: and then she comes in with all these Italians.
- 32:26Speaker 12: You know, they drew some black and the scars on.
- 32:29Speaker 9: And one of them turns and she says, oh my god,
- 32:32Speaker 9: I don't think she had the baby a very fact.
- 32:37Speaker 5: Excuse them Italians? Who are you?
- 32:41Speaker 3: She runs the pizzeria?
- 32:42Speaker 4: Do you like mama?
- 32:43Speaker 9: I was gonna say, hey, why don't you shouting? Mustache up?
- 32:54Speaker 4: Thing?
- 32:54Speaker 7: Is?
- 32:54Speaker 9: It brings me and all these donuts?
- 32:56Speaker 4: Right moms going?
- 32:57Speaker 14: Man, your mom dont And.
- 33:00Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want anything.
- 33:01Speaker 14: I don't want to mistake.
- 33:06Speaker 4: Virginia. You and you and Taylor need to hang out.
- 33:09Speaker 11: Yeah, we've got a lot of trauma.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Oh that's very funny. Thanks for your coolvir gin. You
- 33:15Speaker 3: appreciate it.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Thanks great text here four for oh seven talking to
- 33:21Speaker 2: the things you shouldn't say to pregnant people. Though I
- 33:23Speaker 2: was carrying twins, much like producer Taylor. These two old guys.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Was it always two old guys?
- 33:28Speaker 3: Two old guys.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Looked on the prem saw the twins and said, that
- 33:31Speaker 2: must have been a great night. Oh, it doesn't make anything,
- 33:35Speaker 2: Does it make it any greater? Another great one?
- 33:39Speaker 3: Here? It's pregnant. I was working a large, male dominated
- 33:41Speaker 3: heavy manufacturing company.
- 33:44Speaker 2: The guys in general are very good, except for the
- 33:46Speaker 2: older again, older guys, who said, now you're in this position,
- 33:49Speaker 2: you should realize you're taking up a man's job.
- 33:51Speaker 3: So time to go. Oh dear God, old school.
- 33:55Speaker 12: Oh yeahs that Jona and Ben podcast Spira.
- 34:01Speaker 5: Thought for Kim.
- 34:02Speaker 1: The swan today been living in the christ Chitch Swan
- 34:04Speaker 1: Lake for about ten years, lost his long term partner
- 34:08Speaker 1: last year.
- 34:08Speaker 4: The swarby.
- 34:11Speaker 5: Samantha was the name.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Of what do they call her?
- 34:13Speaker 1: Samantha Samantha Samantha was the long tin partner of the
- 34:17Speaker 1: swan barby.
- 34:18Speaker 5: Well, I don't think it's not a doul, it's a swan.
- 34:21Speaker 1: And now king goes around looking like, making calls looking
- 34:24Speaker 1: for into local cafes around christ Its looking for a
- 34:28Speaker 1: new mate as well. Back on the bird tender or
- 34:31Speaker 1: whatever she did long She's moving on pretty quick for
- 34:36Speaker 1: her rather than I don't know, but yeah, shout out to.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Kim lonely singles. Lonely singles in your area is one
- 34:42Speaker 2: of them? Now, Megan, speaking of lonely things, is a
- 34:46Speaker 2: lonely phone case? It's is turned up in your mailbox.
- 34:49Speaker 4: Yes, I got a courier pack.
- 34:50Speaker 6: It was pretty nondescript and inside I opened it because
- 34:53Speaker 6: the phone number on the front. When I messaged them,
- 34:55Speaker 6: they said, no, it's not mine and it's not Jackie
- 34:58Speaker 6: who it was addressed to.
- 34:59Speaker 3: And there was the number and it was associated with
- 35:01Speaker 3: the name Jackie.
- 35:02Speaker 4: I was like, is it drugs?
- 35:03Speaker 2: No.
- 35:04Speaker 6: It was a Samsung phone case, a blue one with
- 35:07Speaker 6: a little sunset and a panda.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Can I can I say though for you know, because
- 35:10Speaker 1: you are we are looking for this person. But you've
- 35:12Speaker 1: really you've removed all traces of you, like you've thrown
- 35:16Speaker 1: out the package.
- 35:17Speaker 5: You're like, oh, I text the number, but oh but
- 35:19Speaker 5: deleted it.
- 35:19Speaker 1: She's recuously deleted the number from your phone because text messages.
- 35:24Speaker 4: That because I've run out of storage space on my phone.
- 35:27Speaker 1: So I really want to get your hands on. Bring in,
- 35:31Speaker 1: bring in the package. I know I've thrown it out.
- 35:33Speaker 1: What about the number? I know I've deleted there to be.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Fair, I wasn't going to do anything, but I told
- 35:37Speaker 4: you about it and you're like, bring it in. We'll
- 35:38Speaker 4: see if we can find the present.
- 35:40Speaker 5: I really wanted that, and I for write the package.
- 35:43Speaker 2: There's a bright, bubbly phone case. Isn't too much happiness
- 35:46Speaker 2: for me. So Jackie is listening, Come and collect it.
- 35:49Speaker 4: You know you paid good money for this. Yeah, and
- 35:51Speaker 4: what's protecting her phone?
- 35:53Speaker 3: Many questions? Why is the panda on a bicycle?
- 35:58Speaker 4: Has also got a cell phone?
- 36:00Speaker 6: That?
- 36:00Speaker 3: Yeah, the pander's got a bike in a cell phone
- 36:03Speaker 3: and well a biking in the night's time.
- 36:05Speaker 5: It does look like that cute little picture. We'll put
- 36:07Speaker 5: it up.
- 36:07Speaker 1: But she is up on the hats breakfast on Instagram
- 36:10Speaker 1: and Facebook if you want to see it, if you
- 36:11Speaker 1: are Jackie. But we wanted to know Andrew the hats,
- 36:13Speaker 1: what's turned up at your house that wasn't for you?
- 36:16Speaker 5: That you didn't order? Because you hear these stories all
- 36:18Speaker 5: the time, like yours.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Yeah, and what do you do if you try and
- 36:21Speaker 4: get in touch with them and they say, no, it's
- 36:23Speaker 4: not me.
- 36:24Speaker 1: We lost my wife lost a hat at a theme
- 36:26Speaker 1: park overseas many years ago, and she sent a message
- 36:30Speaker 1: by email said hey, I lost the hat, said our
- 36:32Speaker 1: a hat like that they sit one and the post
- 36:34Speaker 1: just arrived. Wasn't her hat? A replacement hat and it
- 36:39Speaker 1: was more sort of suited to me than to her.
- 36:41Speaker 5: But every time I go to wear it, I'm like,
- 36:43Speaker 5: I feel like, it's not a hat, and I'm just like,
- 36:47Speaker 5: just take that hat. It's a hat, mate, it's on it.
- 36:50Speaker 5: It wasn't the hat, and they've done there, but that's
- 36:53Speaker 5: it over her hat.
- 36:54Speaker 3: The person's pa got another hat that's got la.
- 36:56Speaker 5: I don't know, but I've never I put it on.
- 36:58Speaker 5: Whose hair is this?
- 36:58Speaker 3: I feel weird of putting on another the head gunk on.
- 37:01Speaker 5: It, everything, but I'm like, I don't know. Now I
- 37:04Speaker 5: feels like the hat's cursed.
- 37:06Speaker 3: My friend was having a hens do and her big
- 37:08Speaker 3: thing was no strippers.
- 37:10Speaker 2: I do not want a stripper demanded it, and so
- 37:13Speaker 2: everyone at the venue they were like, okay, no stripper
- 37:15Speaker 2: is it is what it is? Then all of a sudden,
- 37:19Speaker 2: at the door, it's a police officer, but it's not
- 37:23Speaker 2: a working constable. Okay, so it's a stripper cop and
- 37:28Speaker 2: she's like, who ordered this?
- 37:29Speaker 3: Who ordered the stripper cop. No one at the party
- 37:31Speaker 3: in order the striper cop.
- 37:32Speaker 5: But her friend who was away in Dnina.
- 37:33Speaker 3: At the time. He was like, this will be classic.
- 37:36Speaker 3: Sent over a male.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Stripper and he was rolling around on the ground and
- 37:41Speaker 2: trying to get the trying to get the floor pregnant
- 37:43Speaker 2: and hump and grinding. But then they he took off
- 37:46Speaker 2: his top and they sat and they were like, oh,
- 37:48Speaker 2: dear god, he's severely sunburned, a sunburnt stripper and so
- 37:52Speaker 2: almost to the point where his back was bubbling my skin.
- 37:55Speaker 8: Oh.
- 37:56Speaker 3: So midway pal was thrusting. They're like, buddy, we need
- 37:59Speaker 3: to get.
- 38:02Speaker 4: Your peelings.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Probably go now and the year. And then they saw
- 38:11Speaker 3: him lonely by themself, sitting on a children's swing in
- 38:16Speaker 3: the park across the road, waiting for a TEXTI we're
- 38:18Speaker 3: a ober to tune up and he was just like
- 38:20Speaker 3: swinging there.
- 38:21Speaker 5: So that's something that was ordered that.
- 38:23Speaker 8: Wasn't for the hits that John and Ben podcast, and you.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Were talking about dilemma when it comes to people showing
- 38:31Speaker 1: up unannounced at your house.
- 38:32Speaker 4: This surprised me.
- 38:34Speaker 6: When I stay with my parents, they have people knock
- 38:38Speaker 6: on the door. First of all, that's terrifying because usually
- 38:41Speaker 6: when people knock on your door, you don't generally want
- 38:43Speaker 6: them there. They're trying to tell you something or ask
- 38:45Speaker 6: you questions. So they have people like just come over unannounced,
- 38:50Speaker 6: like friends knocking on the door and Hi, out of
- 38:53Speaker 6: the blue, want to come in for a coffee and
- 38:55Speaker 6: a chat.
- 38:55Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's now.
- 38:56Speaker 2: I feel like you get through life and there's a
- 38:58Speaker 2: period the twenty that's the period you're like, I don't
- 39:01Speaker 2: want any you know, anything coming in out of the
- 39:03Speaker 2: blue and ruining maroutine.
- 39:05Speaker 4: The door makes you hide.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I did that once, honestly in apartment we lived
- 39:10Speaker 2: and had frosted glass on the door, and I went
- 39:12Speaker 2: and ducked. I ducked and froze, and then the person
- 39:15Speaker 2: could obviously see my body. Yeah, in the sort of
- 39:18Speaker 2: I went, you know when hedgehogs freezing in the middle
- 39:20Speaker 2: of the road they see a car coming, and then
- 39:22Speaker 2: the gentleman behind the thing was like, I'm just gonna
- 39:25Speaker 2: leave a pamphlet for you.
- 39:26Speaker 6: Just do Yeah, okay, I've crawled behind like a couch once,
- 39:31Speaker 6: didn't I realized they could see my shadow at the door.
- 39:34Speaker 1: It happens my daughter was selling chocolates around the neighborhood.
- 39:37Speaker 1: Someone was playing trumpet. They stopped playing trumpet and they knocked,
- 39:41Speaker 1: and then as they left they could hear trumpets stay again.
- 39:46Speaker 2: Yeah, no one wants anyone turning up and invited unless
- 39:49Speaker 2: you're retired over the age of sort of sixty five.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Although I do feel like you've got everyone's probably got
- 39:54Speaker 1: that one friend that for some reason they are okay
- 39:56Speaker 1: with it. You probably feel like I know a friend
- 39:58Speaker 1: that I drop around, they'll be fine. But most of
- 40:00Speaker 1: the other time, I'm definitely not that friend. Like you
- 40:02Speaker 1: know people, I'm like, what's going on?
- 40:04Speaker 3: What do you want?
- 40:04Speaker 6: And the friends left that stayed for like an hour
- 40:07Speaker 6: having a coffee, and I was like, what if you
- 40:09Speaker 6: head plans? And Mom's like, oh no, I did have
- 40:11Speaker 6: the things I needed to.
- 40:11Speaker 3: Do, but you know, they just I've got plenty of
- 40:13Speaker 3: time to do that stuff tomorrow. Ginny Boys spins mother.
- 40:17Speaker 3: She's love to drop and slipped away through New Zealand.
- 40:19Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 40:20Speaker 3: Houses stayed at mini houses.
- 40:23Speaker 1: And she's always got people staying as well, like always molded,
- 40:27Speaker 1: this is such and such.
- 40:27Speaker 5: He's for Margentina. Those that's like a house, you know,
- 40:31Speaker 5: it's so many people.
- 40:32Speaker 3: When you ever Russian seamen saying with us for Christmas.
- 40:35Speaker 5: They dropping and on other people's it's it's lovely, it's
- 40:39Speaker 5: love How.
- 40:39Speaker 3: Did it make you feel?
- 40:40Speaker 7: Though?
- 40:40Speaker 2: When you're Christmas time and there's the United Nations of peckers.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Christmas time, you kind of get reminded of what you know,
- 40:47Speaker 1: Like a lot of these times these people are away
- 40:49Speaker 1: from their families and stuff, so that is a beautiful
- 40:51Speaker 1: thing to be hanging out with people.
- 40:52Speaker 5: Other times you're like, who's this person?
- 40:57Speaker 3: They like join you around the Christmas time?
- 41:01Speaker 1: It's a lovely thing. My mom's very generous. But then
- 41:04Speaker 1: she'll drop off your call in for carp stay the
- 41:06Speaker 1: night at someone's household, someone she hasn't talked to in years.
- 41:09Speaker 1: She'll just drop in or give them the ticks and
- 41:11Speaker 1: then I say the night.
- 41:13Speaker 3: There's worst night there stuff for me?
- 41:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, me too, horrific.
- 41:17Speaker 5: I feel like it's it's the boomer generation.
- 41:19Speaker 6: It's a little bit I don't understand it. Don't knock
- 41:22Speaker 6: on my door, you're not coming in.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Your parents are obviously boomers and alter natures too. Yeah,
- 41:29Speaker 2: what happens if they open the door and they're in
- 41:31Speaker 2: Nature's modem.
- 41:33Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know.
- 41:34Speaker 4: I don't think it's ever happened. It would only happen
- 41:36Speaker 4: in the summer. And they were like some bathing on
- 41:38Speaker 4: the deck and they were nerdy, rudy. But I don't
- 41:41Speaker 4: think it's ever happened.
- 41:42Speaker 3: But if you were chill about it, it wouldn't matter.
- 41:44Speaker 4: I can't come ahead like my husband. I think Andrew
- 41:47Speaker 4: came around one time and I was like, oh, guys,
- 41:49Speaker 4: you have to put some pants on.
- 41:51Speaker 3: How did you pre warn them?
- 41:52Speaker 6: Yeah, well no, no, he arrived and they I was like,
- 41:55Speaker 6: you need to put pants on? Quite comfyn't think Andrew
- 42:00Speaker 6: kid too much, but I was like, just just for
- 42:02Speaker 6: me put pants on today?
- 42:04Speaker 3: Was this the debut?
- 42:05Speaker 4: Meaning no, no, no, no, they were fully clothed, debuty.
- 42:08Speaker 5: That's a weird way to start, isn't it?
- 42:10Speaker 8: Just a little bit The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Tonight on three and You Get It on three now,
- 42:16Speaker 1: as well as new new series of Double Park, Double
- 42:19Speaker 1: Park to the comedy show.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Show have listened to the trailer, would you.
- 42:27Speaker 15: Matt is my partner and we're having babies at the
- 42:30Speaker 15: same time together.
- 42:31Speaker 4: Do you feed each other's Like, do you swap or
- 42:34Speaker 4: do you just feed your own one. They're both our babies,
- 42:36Speaker 4: so we we feed both of them, I know.
- 42:39Speaker 3: But you're more of the mass one though, right, so
- 42:42Speaker 3: like you're the dad.
- 42:45Speaker 2: It does a wonderful medal and Sami the very funny
- 42:47Speaker 2: medal and Sami and Antonia Pribble has been acting on
- 42:52Speaker 2: our screens for years.
- 42:53Speaker 3: Antonio and so you had a bit.
- 42:54Speaker 2: You're like, let's come in with a different angle for
- 42:56Speaker 2: this double parked interview. It's called double park because it's
- 42:59Speaker 2: two babies.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was like, well, how about we do
- 43:01Speaker 1: the interview wild double parked in the back of the
- 43:04Speaker 1: Hits car. See how you ended up there a busy
- 43:06Speaker 1: street conduct the interview and basically the interview stopped when
- 43:09Speaker 1: someone tooted, So it was a precious situation for everyone.
- 43:13Speaker 5: Here's how it went.
- 43:13Speaker 1: We took Antonio out to the street you were driving
- 43:15Speaker 1: the Hits car. Johnno, here's how it went down. Antonio
- 43:17Speaker 1: Prebble double part and we've got an idea. Right now,
- 43:20Speaker 1: we're going to do the interview wild double parks. John's driving.
- 43:25Speaker 2: I also have eighty five to mirrors too, which is
- 43:28Speaker 2: there's not a lie I do so if this risks
- 43:30Speaker 2: my other fifteen de mirrors, so banned from driving for
- 43:32Speaker 2: three months.
- 43:33Speaker 3: Okay, but that's what I'm willing to risk for you.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Okay.
- 43:35Speaker 1: So you're going to drive around the block and we're
- 43:36Speaker 1: going to double park somewhere.
- 43:38Speaker 5: Just briefly. I put the hazards on, but we'll do
- 43:40Speaker 5: it as long as the I thing. It will take
- 43:42Speaker 5: us long until we get a towed from someone.
- 43:44Speaker 4: So I guess we have to talk fast.
- 43:45Speaker 5: Yeah, So tell us about the show.
- 43:46Speaker 4: Okay, Oh my gosh.
- 43:47Speaker 11: Okay.
- 43:48Speaker 15: So if people watch season one, they would know that
- 43:50Speaker 15: it is about a lesbian couple played by Me and
- 43:53Speaker 15: Madeline Sami who both accidentally get pregnant at the same
- 43:56Speaker 15: time and then so the first series follows their pregnancies.
- 43:59Speaker 15: At the end of the series, they have their babies,
- 44:01Speaker 15: and season two follows their journey of new motherhood from
- 44:05Speaker 15: when the babies and newborns till about four months old.
- 44:07Speaker 5: So nothing to do with the Wilson Car Park or
- 44:09Speaker 5: parking situation. See what we've done here? All right, So
- 44:11Speaker 5: you know you're about to pull over.
- 44:13Speaker 3: You really missed the brief and the synopsis of the
- 44:15Speaker 3: show cars Park.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Nothing really makes me more nervous than parallel parking in
- 44:24Speaker 1: front of a lot of people.
- 44:25Speaker 3: It's not about parking, but that.
- 44:28Speaker 5: Is a new breaking experience.
- 44:29Speaker 4: It is I think we should talk about that for
- 44:30Speaker 4: quite a long time. How breaking it is to parallel park.
- 44:34Speaker 5: Okay, but right now it's gonna be new breaking because
- 44:35Speaker 5: we are about to be double parked.
- 44:37Speaker 8: Here we go.
- 44:38Speaker 4: We're on a narrow street too, like we are on
- 44:40Speaker 4: a narrow street.
- 44:41Speaker 3: This is gonna be interesting, this is causing trouble. But
- 44:44Speaker 3: I guess what.
- 44:45Speaker 5: We're in a hits car with our faces on the side,
- 44:47Speaker 5: So I didn't think of that.
- 44:49Speaker 2: Sorry, you got to say you had to cast babies
- 44:52Speaker 2: when they weren't even born.
- 44:54Speaker 4: Yes, we had cast babies when they weren't even born.
- 44:57Speaker 15: So we obviously needed two babies because Medal in Lae
- 44:59Speaker 15: both have our characters both have babies.
- 45:01Speaker 11: Yeah, So it was put out to New.
- 45:03Speaker 15: Zealand to see if anyone would want their babies to
- 45:06Speaker 15: be used, and apparently there were hundreds of replies of
- 45:09Speaker 15: families wanting their babies to be used one of them
- 45:11Speaker 15: because we needed newborns like brand brand new newbornes, because
- 45:14Speaker 15: we meet them on the day they're born, and so
- 45:16Speaker 15: one of the babies was cast while still in utero,
- 45:19Speaker 15: because the two date worked quite.
- 45:20Speaker 11: Well for the dates.
- 45:21Speaker 2: You're just going off their headshots of like the scan,
- 45:26Speaker 2: someone's walking close to the car, but we're okay.
- 45:28Speaker 5: The cars beeping, the cars beeping, Oh no, the council
- 45:33Speaker 5: just came past the heat a ticket.
- 45:38Speaker 1: But you're a mother in real life obviously as well.
- 45:40Speaker 1: Do do you find that you know, because your kids
- 45:42Speaker 1: are a little bit older than being babies now, do
- 45:44Speaker 1: you find you.
- 45:44Speaker 5: Kind of almost forget It's it's not that long ago
- 45:48Speaker 5: for you, really.
- 45:49Speaker 11: Yeah, that's so true.
- 45:50Speaker 15: It is very much kind of the mists of those
- 45:52Speaker 15: early days because you're so exhausted and you know, so
- 45:55Speaker 15: sort of vulnerable and stressed out trying to work out.
- 45:57Speaker 5: How all right? An I'm sorry, I don't want to
- 46:02Speaker 5: hear the ind of that hitch double parked out in
- 46:05Speaker 5: hitching on three and three now, and I tell you
- 46:07Speaker 5: imble down, tell you wall you never know you can
- 46:13Speaker 5: catch double parked on three and three now from tonight