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We put the & in Johnjay & Rich! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. What's crack-a-lackin'?
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  Speaker 1: This is the Big Boss Dog, Snoopy, Deagle, Double Jizzle. Bang, boom,
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  Speaker 1: what you gonna do? John Jay and Rich. We're not
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  Speaker 1: talking about Ren 10-10.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy, Deagle, Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 1: face to be and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up. Rich,
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  Speaker 1: today's national what day?
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  Speaker 2: Well, today is National Ampersand Day. Peyton, you know what
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  Speaker 2: an ampersand is? No. It's the mm, the mm thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's the and in the middle of John Jay and Rich. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there you go. It's the thing that brings the things together. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's an ampersand.
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  Speaker 2: It is National Date Nut Bread Day, National Dog Walker
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  Speaker 2: Appreciation Day, National Star Trek Day. And this one, National
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  Speaker 2: Ants on a Log Day.
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  Speaker 4: Yum.
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  Speaker 1: This is such a good snack.
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  Speaker 4: What a throwback.
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  Speaker 1: I've had ants on a log.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of ampersands, you know what I was having just
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  Speaker 3: lonely thoughts thinking about something? So what's the thing called
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  Speaker 3: on your keyboard that is just a little star?
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  Speaker 1: The asterisk. The asterisk.
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  Speaker 3: I was sitting there thinking. I wonder if somebody would make, like,
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  Speaker 3: an ass trick. What's a trick you could do with
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  Speaker 3: your ass?
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a few videos from Singapore. How come I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard that before? How come no one's come up
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  Speaker 1: with an ass trick before? The mind of John J.
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  Speaker 1: Van Ness. Hey, man. Like, if you were playing, what's
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  Speaker 1: that game? Like, charades?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it was that. So how are you getting the
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  Speaker 1: guest ass trick? Oh, I know. I mean, I guess
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  Speaker 1: a booty clap is that, right? A booty clap is
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  Speaker 1: an asterisk.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, more like the Kim Kardashian cover photo where she
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  Speaker 4: placed the champagne right on her butt.
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  Speaker 1: That's an asterisk. Twerking is an asterisk.
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  Speaker 2: Launching ping pong balls, that's a trick.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we've actually gone to some fun parties. Oh, my gosh. Like,
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  Speaker 1: who did that? Send me videos of your asterisk, please.
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  Speaker 1: Just judging. Oh, my gosh, yeah. Send them to me. Anyway, Peyton,
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  Speaker 1: you said something about the other day. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: are told you. 28. And somebody guessed your age and
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  Speaker 1: that bothered you?
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  Speaker 4: It rubbed me the wrong way. It truly did. Quite honestly,
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  Speaker 4: I was insulted. I was insulted because I don't look 28.
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  Speaker 4: So what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: How do you look? I probably could go for a 24.
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  Speaker 4: I could probably pass as a 24 year old.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a very relatable feeling. Like if
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  Speaker 1: someone guessed my age, which you probably could, but also
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  Speaker 1: like I've had a lot of Botox and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of laser to make it so maybe you couldn't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't think you can guess your age.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you can guess Kyle's age. And it's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's just so rude.
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  Speaker 4: Like if I like, because how it happened, she asked me,
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  Speaker 4: like I was at my friend's birthday dinner and I
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  Speaker 4: was just getting to know my other friend's friends.
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  Speaker 2: And she was like, how old are you?
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh girl, guess. And she was
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  Speaker 4: like 28. And I was like, You sell yourself out
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  Speaker 4: for that.
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  Speaker 1: You never say guess.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: You never say guess.
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  Speaker 2: How old do you think I am?
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  Speaker 1: Like that, you're just asking for... That means.
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  Speaker 4: You better guess low.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to guess low.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, let me give you something I'm obsessed with that
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  Speaker 3: you should get. You should get this. So I have
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  Speaker 3: the whoop strap, right? The whoop strap monitors everything. And
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  Speaker 3: then after a while it gives you your age, right?
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  Speaker 3: And then what you start to do is you start
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  Speaker 3: to work on things and it starts subtracting. So I am,
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  Speaker 3: I am like, uh, and it gives you to the month.
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  Speaker 3: Like I am six years younger on my whoop than
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  Speaker 3: I am in real life. And it'll be like, uh,
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  Speaker 3: it'll tell you like, like, right. Like I'm, you know,
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  Speaker 3: 38 and six months. And then it'll say, Hey, now
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  Speaker 3: you're 38 and five months.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're 38 in three months. Like it's pretty freaking cool.
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  Speaker 3: You get obsessed with it. And I've been watching it drop.
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  Speaker 3: And I send screenshots of myself. I'm younger than my sister.
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  Speaker 3: I'm younger than my younger sister. And I send her stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And the other day she was at the house. I
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  Speaker 3: was staring at her nose. She thinks she has this
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  Speaker 3: tumor on her nose. So I was staring at her
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  Speaker 3: nose and I took a picture. She goes, can you
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  Speaker 3: tell me if, if, if what's on my nose is
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  Speaker 3: cancer or not? So I take a picture of it
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  Speaker 3: and I put it on grok.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And her nose pretty jacked up. And I say, I say,
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  Speaker 1: I say.
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  Speaker 3: I go, can you, I go, can you see, I
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  Speaker 3: forgot how I phrased it on the grok, but it
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  Speaker 3: made her nose. It cleaned up her nose. It was like,
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  Speaker 3: look how beautiful your nose looks now. Grok cleaned it
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  Speaker 3: all up, took all the blemishes out. It couldn't handle
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  Speaker 3: it the way it was. It turns out Grox says
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  Speaker 3: it's nothing on her nose. But hey, what I'm getting
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  Speaker 3: at is I am much younger than my sister. And
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  Speaker 3: I looked at her the other day. I was like, man,
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  Speaker 3: you do look a lot older than me.
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  Speaker 2: So that whoop strap.
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  Speaker 4: He's such an annoying brother.
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  Speaker 1: Is that like a yearly, monthly subscription? I think you
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  Speaker 1: could do either.
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  Speaker 2: So I wonder if you could pay more to have it,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like you can kind of gamify your day.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a couple extra bucks. Make me a few months old. No,
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  Speaker 1: because I want it for real.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm really sometimes I'm like I'm like I got
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  Speaker 3: younger and I was like, this is freaking fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: So it makes you do things, you know, like I
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  Speaker 3: think a big part of that's making me younger on
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  Speaker 3: my whoop strap. Is I started taking these shots a
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  Speaker 3: couple of years ago of NAD plus, right? I was
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  Speaker 3: doing IV drips and I was just doing it because
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  Speaker 3: someone told me about it. Like I'm going to say five,
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  Speaker 3: six years ago. Now I do it regularly every Monday.
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  Speaker 3: And because I heard that that's one of the things
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  Speaker 3: that make your mitochondria and your cells younger.
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  Speaker 1: So I feel the whoop nose. I'm taking these shots.
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  Speaker 1: The whoop knows. But you do so much stuff.
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  Speaker 4: John Jay.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know?
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  Speaker 1: How are you pinpointing?
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  Speaker 2: You probably do, what, 300 things.
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  Speaker 1: I do a lot of things. I do so many
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  Speaker 1: things that I've been asked to speak on panels now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to Mexico and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking at a biohacking panel. I'm going to Houston and
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  Speaker 3: I'm speaking at a biohacking panel. Because of all the
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  Speaker 3: things I do now. It's like, there's a few things
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  Speaker 3: that you would bring up. Like I would say like
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  Speaker 3: eight years ago that now there's science behind like the
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  Speaker 3: red light therapy.
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  Speaker 1: That's like real stuff. What about peptides?
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  Speaker 3: I was way ahead of the peptide game, right?
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  Speaker 2: The thing I don't believe that you did, though, is
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  Speaker 2: when you were electrocuting yourself. I don't think that's good
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: Which time? Which one are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Which time?
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  Speaker 1: You hold on to.
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  Speaker 2: Something that sends like an electric shock through your body.
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  Speaker 2: It's supposed to reset your cells.
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  Speaker 1: Is that from a long time ago?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I did it again. A couple, two years ago. You're ridiculous. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. How did we get into this?
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  Speaker 4: Age.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought we were talking about asterisks.
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  Speaker 4: We did that earlier.
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  Speaker 1: If you can do a good asterisk, you're probably younger.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure the older people can't do a good asterisk.
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  Speaker 1: Or an ampersand. All right, it's John T.
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  Speaker 3: Enrich.