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Chris Franjola on Lamar Odom, Saint Khloe and Kanye · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. You guys are so lucky.
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  Speaker 2: We have our absolute favorite blue eyed, sparkling smile, dad, daddy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Husband some people call me zaddy.
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  Speaker 2: You're in the zaddy category which is an older daddy
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  Speaker 2: even though you have a young child i'll take that
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  Speaker 2: hot wife yeah lovely family parents still living congrats.
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  Speaker 3: I just saw them last week i was there so.
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  Speaker 2: You know you have the good genes you're gonna live
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  Speaker 2: till you're very very.
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  Speaker 3: Living it's it's on there it's close.
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  Speaker 2: Chris for a jola i don't even need to say
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  Speaker 2: your name on hers your little chuckle and they know
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  Speaker 2: They're in for a great show, star of Cover to
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  Speaker 2: Cover podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Cover to Cover podcast. Come over, give it a listen.
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  Speaker 2: Now, listen, we had an incident that happened about a
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  Speaker 2: week and a half ago involving you. And I had
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  Speaker 2: to share it with my people who many, we share
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  Speaker 2: many audience members that love us both. Yeah. When I
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  Speaker 2: started to talk about this story on Patreon and whatnot,
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  Speaker 2: I started to see the comments. I panicked.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I felt I had to say, Stand down, Juicy Scoopers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Stand down. Do not come after Chris Frangiolla.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: Because Chris was on this show and very confidently told
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  Speaker 2: us and me that I would love a movie called
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  Speaker 2: Is This Thing On?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just, I'm going to say my piece and then
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  Speaker 2: you're going to say your piece. Absolutely. So it's about standup.
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  Speaker 2: It's about a guy going through a divorce. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's very relatable. I think you'll like it. And I,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I go, okay, fine. So then we're bored
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  Speaker 2: one night and we turn on the TV and I go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is that movie. Now it's free on streamers or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: Netflix or whatever it was, um, that Chris said to watch.
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  Speaker 2: So we start watching it and I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: The text immediately.
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  Speaker 2: No, I waited till the end. I waited till the end. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: of watching it. And I just said, this isn't good.
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  Speaker 2: And Drake was there, Drake witnessed your recommendation as many
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  Speaker 2: juicy scoopers did. And he's, you sometimes get pissed at people.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, why? This is, we will get into why
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  Speaker 2: it's bad. Sorry, Will Arnett. It's not like you've had
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  Speaker 2: me on smart list that I could give a shit.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't good. And so then I go, Drake, you
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  Speaker 2: have to understand. I know Chris. Chris, this is what
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I am predicting that Chris was on the road for
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  Speaker 2: a long, maybe three, four night weekend. He was by
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  Speaker 2: himself and he was walking around with a big black coffee. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Not a Starbucks. 7-Eleven. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, maybe I'll just go see a movie.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes to a movie alone at like 11 AM.
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  Speaker 2: It's an 11 a.m. movie.
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  Speaker 3: This is so dead on.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, this could be good. I just want
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  Speaker 2: to get a cup of coffee, see a movie by myself. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, watching a movie about stand-up while you're doing stand-up,
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  Speaker 2: maybe you're in a more emotional place, you're lonely, and
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  Speaker 2: it tricks you into thinking, I think everyone would enjoy
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  Speaker 2: this movie. Yeah. And you are wrong. Now explain yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: You, uh, I was very excited to come here and
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  Speaker 5: defend myself because a, you're 100% right. That was exactly
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  Speaker 5: the scenario. I had been in a casino. I was
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  Speaker 5: performing in a casino roar comedy club out there, uh,
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  Speaker 5: on the East coast. And I was in the casino
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  Speaker 5: for like three days, movie theater in the casino.
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  Speaker 3: Everything was perfect.
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  Speaker 5: 11 AM first show. Walked down from my room.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot believe I was right about it at 11 a.m.
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  Speaker 3: Everything was exactly dead on.
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  Speaker 5: Coffee, you got it, nailed it. And then, of course,
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  Speaker 5: I was excited because there was a stand-up element to
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  Speaker 5: the movie.
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  Speaker 3: This is great. Yeah, and then, of course, you know,
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  Speaker 3: by yourself in a theater, you're watching. It hits you differently.
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  Speaker 3: It hits you like plane movies hit you differently.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Plane movies definitely hit you differently. I actually have
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  Speaker 2: read that something about the evolution Yeah, elevation. Yeah. What's
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  Speaker 2: the word? Evolution. Elevation. Whatever. Elevation. Yeah, elevation sometimes can
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  Speaker 2: affect your moods. Also, when you're on a plane, you
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  Speaker 2: kind of get emotional. You're like, when I land, is
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  Speaker 2: my family going to be even alive? You think of
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  Speaker 2: all these really bad things, at least I do. And
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  Speaker 2: sometimes if you're in first class, you're maybe drinking a little,
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  Speaker 2: and you're definitely less critical.
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  Speaker 3: Of a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: The problem I have is I have extreme, which I
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  Speaker 2: didn't even realize what this was until a couple of years, codependency.
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  Speaker 2: When I bring someone to either watch something and I
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  Speaker 2: think it's good and it's not good. And so I'm
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  Speaker 2: worried about Drake not enjoying it or even if it's
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  Speaker 2: just a half hour show that I'm like, have you seen?
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  Speaker 2: And I just can tell the person's like, Maybe not
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  Speaker 2: a comedian or they're just kind of like, what is this?
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  Speaker 2: It bothers me.
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  Speaker 3: I have it too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever that is. And this is why I now go
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  Speaker 3: alone to everything. I do not.
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  Speaker 5: I know I have weird quirks about certain concerts and
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  Speaker 5: movies and I do not subject anyone else to my quirk.
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  Speaker 5: I'm even, I'm even nervous about telling, you know, you
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  Speaker 5: or somebody, but I don't believe that I said it was,
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  Speaker 5: did I say you, it's a great movie?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you said it was a great movie.
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  Speaker 2: You said, I think he said, you, you said I
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  Speaker 2: would like it, that I would like it, that I
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  Speaker 2: would enjoy it. Yeah. And it was a complete opposite.
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  Speaker 2: It like infuriated me.
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  Speaker 5: And as you guys were texting me, you know, I
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  Speaker 5: had forgotten about some of the details of it and
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  Speaker 5: you guys were writing me more and more.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh yeah, I did forget about that.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I went off, I wrote him like 30
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  Speaker 2: messages because I was just like, what, what was wrong
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  Speaker 2: with it? and i did talk about on my patreon
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  Speaker 2: and people were like i i told my husband let's
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  Speaker 2: watch it chris frangola said it was good and i
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  Speaker 2: was like okay now you guys just please don't go
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  Speaker 2: after did you get any messages.
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  Speaker 5: Some people did write me they say i think heather
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  Speaker 5: was wrong it was a good movie okay good good
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  Speaker 5: i want to be wrong more than that than less
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  Speaker 5: so there were some people said i did enjoy it
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  Speaker 5: more than than heather did so we got that you.
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  Speaker 2: Know this is what i think i think it's called is.
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  Speaker 3: This thing on if you guys want to go check
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  Speaker 3: it out yourself and.
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  Speaker 2: This is the reason why when stand-ups get deals to
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  Speaker 2: do shows about their lives, sitcoms, we always want to say, well,
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  Speaker 2: my life is that I go on the road and
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  Speaker 2: I'm a stand-up and, oh, this is how this crazy
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  Speaker 2: bit happened, okay? What I have learned is when people,
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  Speaker 2: people like to watch cooking shows because they like to
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  Speaker 2: know how did you make that beef strobanoff, okay?
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody cares about how a joke was made. Nobody cares
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  Speaker 2: except another comedian.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody cares. Nobody cares that someone stole your bit. Nobody cares.
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  Speaker 2: Just make us laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: They, you know, if you cry, someone stole my bit.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, you're a fucking rich comedian. You think I
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  Speaker 2: give a shit? I didn't think the bit was good.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's the comp. So the part of all. So.
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  Speaker 2: But people that have never been stand-ups.
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  Speaker 3: Like Bradley Cooper seems somewhat obsessed.
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  Speaker 2: With stand-up comedies. Yes, people that are not stand-ups, but
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  Speaker 2: they love comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like their dream to be a stand-up. So they
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  Speaker 2: gravitate towards wanting to write a movie about stand-up. But
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  Speaker 2: the circumstances of what happened in the movie are completely unrealistic,
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  Speaker 2: which is Will Arnett is a finance bro. He's a
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  Speaker 2: 50-year-old successful New York finance guy with a stay-at-home wife
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  Speaker 2: and two kids. She says, I think our marriage is over.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, okay, no problem. He moves out
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  Speaker 2: to an apartment where she can still live a stay-at-home life.
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  Speaker 2: He buys her a beautiful car. He still is an
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  Speaker 2: active dad. What scenario is this, by the way? Don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Still great friends. Just two people after 30 years together, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I was thinking? I think I'd like
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  Speaker 2: to get divorced. I'm totally good with that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel fucked over. I don't feel cheated on.
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  Speaker 2: Like let's just, and let me just keep you in
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  Speaker 2: the beautiful house while I drive an hour to pick
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  Speaker 2: up the kids for lunch. Then he stumbles in to
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  Speaker 2: an open mic and just gets up there. And the
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  Speaker 2: comedy seller.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, which is a place, the hardest place,
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  Speaker 5: top of the top. You got to be the best
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  Speaker 5: of the best.
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  Speaker 3: The best of the best comedy seller.
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  Speaker 2: And it's always like, I could see how the director's
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  Speaker 2: just like, oh, I love the banter of the comedians.
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  Speaker 2: It was Bradley Cooper who was the director. I know.
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  Speaker 2: And so it's like, and then he plays some weird,
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  Speaker 2: like it reminds me of like, yeah, when someone's just like,
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  Speaker 2: I want to play this crazy character that wears a wig.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, what? And then they just like create
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  Speaker 2: a weird character. And you're like, what was this weird fantasy?
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  Speaker 2: Like his character had nothing to do with the movie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, if anything, his character who was like this
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  Speaker 2: struggling actor should have been like kind of jealous of
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  Speaker 2: his finance bro friend. And also that these eclectic, that
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  Speaker 2: these people at all different walks of life, conservative finance
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  Speaker 2: bro guy. a crazy actor, druggy guy, Bradley Cooper, and
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  Speaker 2: then eccentric gay couple. The fact that the six of
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  Speaker 2: these people for the last 30 years have gotten together
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  Speaker 2: 10 times a year to hang out, no one's ever
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  Speaker 2: made other friends that might be more into what they're
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  Speaker 2: currently doing. Again, hate that element of a movie. We
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  Speaker 2: go to the same lake every year. No, you don't. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 2: you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Not in real life.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like it's a plot line for a lot
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  Speaker 5: of movies where a bunch of adults get a house together.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I would ruin that movie in two minutes when people
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  Speaker 3: would be like, and you stay in the upstairs room.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I stay in a hotel and don't
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  Speaker 3: deal with this bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I'm not going to ask somebody if I can
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  Speaker 5: have an apple or can I flush that toilet.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I've done it, and it was that Peter and I
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  Speaker 2: didn't do enough housekeeping. It was my favorite story. We
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  Speaker 2: didn't cook enough. The other people were up doing the breakfast,
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  Speaker 2: doing the omelets. The next time I went out with
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  Speaker 2: these people to a different place, I said, can we
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  Speaker 2: please– work out my kitchen duty schedules because I cannot
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  Speaker 2: have you guys talk shit about me that I didn't clean.
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  Speaker 2: And then they said, oh, well, this place, we can
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  Speaker 2: go to the country club or whatever and eat every day.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, fine. But like, I, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it just, it is a really hard thing. But of
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  Speaker 2: course this couple, you know, like, everything's fine and and
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  Speaker 2: then just the shots of him doing stand-up where it
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  Speaker 2: was fucking up his nostril like why was the camera
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  Speaker 2: that close like why did i have to count the
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  Speaker 2: pores on his nose.
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  Speaker 5: I think that you know bradley cooper was trying to
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  Speaker 5: do artsy yeah and i was like it's this is
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  Speaker 5: how intimate stand-up can be or something i don't know but.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you tell me chris you're still out in the.
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  Speaker 3: Streets well that's the reality of the.
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  Speaker 2: Situation would would 35 year old up and coming millennial
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  Speaker 2: type standups that are pretty good. Embrace a 50 year
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  Speaker 2: old first time finance bro elitist in New York city,
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  Speaker 2: trying to take stage time from them. Would they embrace
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  Speaker 2: that person?
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  Speaker 5: And the other thing was, which this is every standup
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  Speaker 5: comedy movie, and there's quite a few of them strangely, but,
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  Speaker 5: Every one of them, you watch the set and it's
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  Speaker 5: supposed to be like a killer set, you know, in
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  Speaker 5: the movie.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, we all know.
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  Speaker 5: The audience would have booed this guy off the stage.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody's sitting there letting a guy work it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, about some weird story about him and his wife.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like we you if you're not great. for every second
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  Speaker 5: on stage, the audience will turn on you immediately.
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  Speaker 2: Especially not knowing you. And then also just like, there's
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  Speaker 2: always those elements of a standup movie. It's sadly depressing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Just like, just like in, um, like there's always a part, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like a stripper movie where there's an old
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  Speaker 2: stripper who she's like, it's showtime. It's like way too
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  Speaker 2: old to be like the stripper. And you're like, Oh God,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to become that.
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  Speaker 3: I want to see that.
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  Speaker 2: Element of the standup where the guy's like, you know
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  Speaker 2: they're like waiting to go on and some guy has
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  Speaker 2: like a crazy hat and he's got like a little
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  Speaker 2: prop thing he's been doing the same act for 50
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  Speaker 2: years and you're like as though punchline.
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  Speaker 3: With oh with punchline is unwatchable that one.
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  Speaker 2: Is sally field and it was kind of taking off
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  Speaker 2: of like a a Joan Rivers or a Roseanne and
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  Speaker 2: that the mom is the hilarious one and she does
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  Speaker 2: this and the dad is like, John Goodman. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you can be gone every night when
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  Speaker 2: we've got the little girls and then he sees how
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  Speaker 2: funny she is and he's like, all right, we're going
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  Speaker 2: to do it. And then they're like, you can, we
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  Speaker 2: want you to come and do the tonight show. And
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: she's like, you know what? I'm just going to stay
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  Speaker 2: in Philly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: There's just so many things about it that just infuriate me.
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  Speaker 2: And then always there's the breaking point. We even saw it.
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  Speaker 2: And the scene of where they don't know someone's in
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  Speaker 2: the audience and they're ripping on them. We saw it
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  Speaker 2: with Che Diaz, they stole, Bradley Cooper was watching and
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  Speaker 2: just like that because Che Diaz got on stage and
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  Speaker 2: made fun of Miranda and that she was a bad
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  Speaker 2: lay as a non-binary person who was getting with a
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  Speaker 2: fresh lesbian. She didn't know what she was doing. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like the same thing with this.
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  Speaker 5: So I was just like- Your friends, if you have
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  Speaker 5: any friends, they never come to your show. They come
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  Speaker 5: to the first one that you ever did. We handed
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  Speaker 5: out a flyer or something and then never to return,
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  Speaker 5: which is a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: Right. And so and that's but you got to do that.
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  Speaker 2: You got to bring the people and then, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and then hope that they like it. And. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden that she also just stumbled in.
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  Speaker 2: That she was like flirting with... Peyton Manning. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: had to put him in it. And then he's like,
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  Speaker 2: we're having fun. Let's get a drink. No one ever goes,
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  Speaker 2: let's get a drink at an open mic comedy club
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  Speaker 2: that we don't know that the people have ever been
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  Speaker 2: in New York City when there's all these other cool
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  Speaker 2: spots to go. You're not going to that just like
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  Speaker 2: on a first date or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Well, also, I think this is probably a case of
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  Speaker 5: Bradley Cooper at this point, big star.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's no, I think the yes, it's all yes men. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: There's no, but nobody's saying no anymore. So that's why
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  Speaker 3: you get that weird character. Oh, it's awesome. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: The cowboy hat, everything about it. So funny.
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  Speaker 5: And you know, once you start getting into that, yes,
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: people it's, I've seen, yes, people ruin so many careers.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Usually when you have like the one big hit, like
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: SARS born, the next one is all yes people. And
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: it's usually terrible.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: This was literally like they were getting drunk one night
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: or smoking weed or whatever. And they're like, came up
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: with this movie idea. They're like, let's all work on
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: it together.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: And we'll, you know, because we're famous stars, we'll shoot
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: it like real quick in New York City where we
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: want to be. We'll knock it out in three weeks
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: or whatever and make a lot of money. Everyone will
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: come see it. And you get to be like a
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: stand up and I get to be this other person.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: And it's fine. I'll never get those two hours back.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: But yeah. It's, uh, yeah. And then, and then the ending,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I don't care because I'm not, I'm not ruining the party.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: No, it's not.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: The ending, there's a, there's a kid, a scene where
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: the kids are in a band. Okay. And yeah, because
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: she's finally going back to work, which she's like a
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: coach for the Olympics team of a volleyball. And she
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: almost misses her kids major performance. Like if my kid
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: had a solo or something, uh, And I plan on going,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be late. Either I'd miss it altogether because
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I was out of town. I wouldn't be late. She's
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: running and they're playing guitar, the two little boys. And
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: then there's these two other girls. I don't know whose
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: dad they were. I'm like, is that Northwest? Like you
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: fucking suck. Like why are these kids singing? They're so bad.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, out of all the young like 12
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: year old kids that would have gotten a solo in
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: real life yeah that can kill it like so whatever
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: that was like some probably assistant directors kids and they're
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: lovely but I'm just saying we all saw through it
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Awful all right well yeah go check it out well
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: now that we've said that my next recommendation yes is
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: a movie that you will certainly hate but I would
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: love for you to watch it I loved it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Called Blue Moon Blue Moon.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Ethan Hawke Plays like this weird playwright. Takes place in
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: like one room in a bar in New York City.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: You have to see. I want you just to watch
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: it just to.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Hate me even more. Is it available right now?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Available right now on all your streaming services. I watched
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: it on a plane. I watched it on a plane.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: You gave me all the reasons why I shouldn't watch it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Blue Moon.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Great movie.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Get ready to get your comments ready for Chris. If
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: you loved it or hated it. Yeah. Check it out.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Take your complaints. To his situation.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: And if you guys would like to see the reality
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: of stand-up comedy, here's a couple of places you could.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: See me live next week. April 15th, Wednesday night, I'll
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: be in Buffalo.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Buffalo, New York. I'll be at the Helium Comedy Club.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: One night only. One show. Buffalo. Could you please buy
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: some tickets? I get the counts from my agents.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, really?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: You're going to make me fly across the country for this?
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: So please.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Toronto, thank you. Toronto Comedy Bar in Toronto. There's only
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: like five tickets left. If you want to go get
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: those tickets, that's the next night. April 16th, Thursday.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Buffalo, make America great again and be as nice as
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: the Canadians that are buying the tickets. The Canadians bought
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: these tickets in a week. Don't you want to be
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: perceived as a nice... Do you want to be the
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: nicer Juicy Scooper person? Yes. Then the Canadians, come on.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: We have to be number one always.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Go on.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: And then Friday night, April 17th, I'm at Rochester, New York.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: This is always a tough sell for me. Comedy at
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: the Carlson. It's a Friday night, like the people ask.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I can't do weekdays.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Friday night, Rochester. Here it is.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: And then I'm back in Long Island in my hometown,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Long Island, May 1st and 2nd. I'm at Governor's Comedy Club, Belmore,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Long Island, called Brokerage Comedy Club, Governor's, May 1st and 2nd.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: It's the Long Island show that everybody's been asking for
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: May 1st and 2nd. New York Comedy Club in Stanford,
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Connecticut on April 30th.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: And then to all the very lucky, lucky people that did,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: as I said, and got the tickets right away for
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: the show May 9th, Netflix is a Joke in LA,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: in which you'll be joining me.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I'm there.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: And that is going to be a dream.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: By the way.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: That's going to be so fun. Sold out.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: I've had so many people come up to me at
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: shows far away and tell me they're flying in for it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Making a week, like an LA weekend.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I'm so incredibly honored and flattered since they had never
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: asked me to do anything before. Yeah. I loved that
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: the one time they did, we fucking killed it. So
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The car is beautiful.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it? This exclusive
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: place that Dad has connections with. They have more cars
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: for more dealerships than like anywhere else. You have to
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: put me in touch. What's it called? It's Dune ADL.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Lift?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: What happens next?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying. Everybody in life
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: encounters hardships.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: go through.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Now I, I made Chris watch this and I know
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: many of your people are talking about it. It's a story,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: you know, but he got a documentary and it's the
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: death and life of Lamar Odom. And it was about
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: hour and a half.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: So it's not multiple parts and it starts out cause
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: it's part of the sports thing. So it's really about
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: his sports and everything was really kind of interesting about
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: his life. And I mean, I just want to say
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Khloe Kardashian, St. Khloe, patron Saint Of cheating, asshole, addict exes.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: That is what she is going to be known as
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: when she gets sainted.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: And also.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Which she will be, I believe.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: I also feel like a saint for doing the documentary.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Like she could have been like, no, I'm done with
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: this chapter of my life.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I think that she did.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Because she does still feel, she is still so sweet
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: that A, she wanted it. She knew she needed to
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: be a part of it for it to probably go.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: She knows he needs the paycheck. But also I think
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: there were some false narratives that were perceived in the media,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: which I'll get into, that didn't make her look like
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: a saint. And I think she wanted to clear those up.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so, you know, we get to where they
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: fall in love. And the story that we always, that
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: was it, is she went to this party. And he
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: saw her across the room.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Ron Artest, Metta World Peace.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: He's the one who had the party, which is all
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: cool to watch.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: But yeah, so he has a party and they hire
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Khloe Kardashian.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just to be co-hosted by Khloe Kardashian.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: She gets five grand. 5,000 bucks, yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: She's like, okay, I'll go to this basketball thing. And
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: he immediately, you know, zooms in on her. And you
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: get from his ex-wife, who also was a part of
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: it and really quite classy and delightful.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And his kids. And he, you know, that he is
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: a charmer. He's a player. He, you know, he's not
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: just a catch because he's a famous basketball player, but like,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: he just knows how to like love bomb. And so
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I remember when I went out with Kris Jenner one
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: night for dinner and she's like, you're not going to
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: believe what's happening right now. Chloe is dating Lamar Odom.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, who's that? I had no idea.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: This is, they'd only been dating like a week. And
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: she's like, you know, he's just so into her and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Lakers and all this stuff. So I look at my mom,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: like this is, I'd already won a ring, all of
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: this before he met her. And then the thing happens,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: we're going to get married. And the reason they were
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: going to get married was, She's like, we have to
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: get married on this date before he goes back to
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: like Laker training. And also this on this date, it's
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: his favorite number. And you, this was not in the,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: in the doc, but this is just what I remember
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: from knowledge. And it was interesting because he played that
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: kind of shit with her throughout their relationship where he's like,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: oh my God, I got high for three days because
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: it was the anniversary of my son's, my son who
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: died of SIDS. Oh my gosh, this is the same
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: time that my dad or my mother died. Like constantly.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: So like she would just go, okay. So she really
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: did not even have a real boyfriend before meeting him.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: And now I look back at the wedding and everything
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, that's why Chris and the sisters
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: wore purple. Why they wore lavender? Because of the Lakers. Oh.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: That's why that was that color.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Chris immediately got a personalized license plate, Laker mom.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Like didn't spell out the Lakers. Somehow she worked it
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: out that that was the personalized license plate that I remember,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: like Laker mama. And I remember going on game and
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: all the other, the opposing time, they all had Chloe
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: faces for when he's playing to like- Make it like
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: he was so distracted by his mad love for her
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: that he couldn't play right if they put up her face.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It was such like a cute time. And now we
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: realize that cute time was so short.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Well, it's wild to watch any documentary, of course, about
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: the Kardashians because there's been so many changes.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, she really looks so different.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Just that and all of them.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: You see Kim, you see, you know, Kourtney, and they're
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: all completely different people. And then of course you see
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Bruce in several pictures and you're like, Oh yeah, I
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: forgot about that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: You can't talk about how much different, how different they
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: look like when you, when you think about the, the,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: the patriarch of the family.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I know. And he was just like, Oh yeah, there's Bruce,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: And I remember, you know, in the show and stuff, um,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: there was this little thing does Bruce at the time,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: walk Chloe down the aisle. And I don't know if
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: that was for the show or whatever, but then she
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: decides yes. And I remember he was like, you know,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: he wants to live in a more, you know, he
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to spend so much on a house. And
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: he's like, I like this guy. I like this guy
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: that he's smart about money. And I'm like, and he
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: was snowing them all. He then reveals in this doc that,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: he saw Chloe and was like, loved the fame that
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: the Lakers brought and was like, Ooh, I want that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I want to elevate my life. I like the way
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: they live.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Several times throughout the, like, I wanted to be a list.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: He says, am I a list now?
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I got a documentary, but also it's like the, the
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: gift that Chris and all the girls have in like
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: being like, like homemakers. I mean, yes, they're rich, but the, she, they, Oh,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: she was always like that even when they weren't rich.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: And I remember when, um, Bruce at the time and
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Caitlin and Chris broke up. Caitlin then said, you know,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: she set me up in the house. She got her
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: team there. I walked in my new house in Malibu
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: or wherever he was staying. She was staying. And then
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: it was like the TV was remote. Like everything was done.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: The furniture was done. Things were put away. There was
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: food in the fridge. Your cable is set up. Like
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: all the things that you're like, oh, what a nightmare.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Like she just knows how to do that. And So
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: then I love that Chloe was so honest about knowing
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: that he's out and cheating while they're filming. their chloe
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: lamar show.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah i had forgotten they had that many shows like
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: courtney and chloe take miami yes there was a i
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: didn't realize there was that many spinoffs of that.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: And that and that he wanted it like lamar wanted
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: it and then i do remember it all went to
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: shit not knowing what was really going behind the scenes
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: when he got traded to dallas dallas this is something
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: along with how a giant cruise ship is able to
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: sail and not sink to the ground. I still don't
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: understand how that is the case. I don't understand trading.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how like you're doing a good job
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: and you're on the team. And then someone's like, Hey,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: we'll give you this person. If you give us this person, don't,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I just don't understand it. I just don't get it.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Can you explain it to like a non-sports person how
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: that works?
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, there's a million reasons that go into
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: why so much trade. Depending on the sport, it's different.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: But in the case of Lamar Odom, I think there
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: was the fact that he was trouble. And I think
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: they probably knew that he.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Was doing drugs or something. So they wanted to get
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: rid of him. And then you're like, hey, instead of
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: just firing you, We put you on like, you know,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: like a list where then another team can pick you up.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: The GM will call and go, hey, do you need
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: this person or that person? And we got this person.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: So even though you're like competing against these other teams,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: you're still kind of helping them out because you're like,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I'll let you have my person. It's like the only
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: business there isn't like a non-compete clause.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: There is some.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: There are a lot of players that do a no-trade clause,
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: so they can't be traded.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so there is a no-trade clause in a lot
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: of contracts. However, do you remember Lamar Odom came from
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: when Shaquille O'Neal got traded because Shaquille and Kobe.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Didn't get along.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Shaquille went to the Miami Heat, and that's how Lamar
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: came to the Lakers to begin with in a trade.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: So he goes to Dallas, and that's when– like I knew,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: like I was close with them and it was like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I knew things were not going well in Dallas and
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: it wasn't working out, but she was like, flying back
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: and trying to do Christmas Eve with the kids and
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: then going back to Dallas. Like she just was putting
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: him first, even though she knew he was doing drugs,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: knew he was cheating. And then when they find out
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: he goes to big bear of all places to get
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: high with some chick who then calls Chris, finds his phone,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: calls Chris, the other woman called him.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Called Chris Jenner and Chloe and was like, I can't
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: take your man anymore. You need to pick him up.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: He's freaking annoying. I don't want to be with him anymore.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: And they went and got him.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: They drove to Big Bear.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I know. First of all, it's like a hellish drive
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: into the mountains. And it's like three hours.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Like, why is he making... Again, if you're going to
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: fucking cheat and do all this shit, could you do
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: it in Encino? Like, why do I have to go
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: to Big Bear? Like, every single thing he did made
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: her life difficult. And then finally, I thought this part
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: was like really heartbreaking when they go, you got to have,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: he's got to have an intervention. You're going to go in, Chloe,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: and you're going to say, if you don't go to
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: this rehab, then I'll get a divorce. And he goes, okay, fine.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Let's get a divorce. And to me, that was just,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: it was so sad because I really, I don't think
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: he loved her. I don't think he cared that much
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: about her. I think she was a disposable woman in
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: his life. That it wasn't like this, oh my God,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I'm pining for you for the rest of my life.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: She was replaceable. And I just thought that must have really,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: that must have fucked her up more than anything else.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Because she was putting up with all this stuff thinking
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: that she was the love of his life. And I
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: don't think she was. I don't think he's even capable
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: of loving anyone but himself. I think he's awful.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Really, I kind of had a different. Okay.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: When I finished it, I kind of felt bad for
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: the guy. I mean, I guess I never looked at
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: it in that way, but yeah, I felt bad for
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: the guy. I didn't realize his early life was as
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: bad as it was.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you a few more things that
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: people don't also know that were the details of the thing.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: So then he goes, so they're filed for divorce. It's
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: not done yet. And he goes on his binge. to
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: the bunny ranch and, you know, almost dies. They don't
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: know what to do with this giant body. They can't
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: get into the ambulance. And everybody's praying for Lamar. We
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: really think he's going to die. And I remember like
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: being involved in that and being like, oh my God,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: this is so horrible. But I mean, she was divorcing him. Like,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: this is crazy that they're all so like loving and
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: forgiving and like caring about his life. And then there
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: were stories that it was like, oh, Chloe's not letting
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: these other people see him. And so I think that's
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: part of the reason why she did the doc is
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: because she made it very clear, like, I realized there
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: were people coming in, like giving him drugs. Yeah. And
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: so she's like, I had to put my foot down.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: And she did say, the dad said, don't resuscitate him.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I want to get the life insurance.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: And then she took a pair of Nikes. That was
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: my favorite part, the picture of the dad. Now I
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: want to see a whole documentary on him.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: He was a drug addict too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Obviously by his outfit.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: And so it was like, You know, and that was
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: another excuse. Well, my dad was a drug addict, so
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I'm a drug addict, you know, like sins of the
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: father or whatever. And so then she's like, what do
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: you need? Nike's a hundred bucks in a hotel room.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Done.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Like just get the hell out. And then there were these,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: you know, and there was this guy that like was
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: on the show that was clearly his buddy from home
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: that they would do drugs together.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: His name was Pumpkin.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was Pumpkin or somebody or
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: it might have been another friend that I remember from
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: the show. They had this friend and he was supposed
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: to be running Lamar's merch. And there was a whole
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: storyline where like Chloe was like, you're not selling any t-shirts.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I'd like to live here and you party with him.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: And like, this isn't working out. Like you show her
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: trying to put her foot down. Meanwhile, she would make
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: like homemade fried chicken and sweet potatoes and all his
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: favorite things. And, and, you know, he like would eat
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: all this candy and never been to a dentist. And
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: she was like, can we get Lamar to a dentist?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Like every little thing that she did, I was just like,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. And so then She takes care of it,
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: is there for four months. They set, he gets better.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: They then, she then furnishes him in a house where
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: they use their team because he's like seven feet tall.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Beds have to be specially made, couches, furniture. It's all
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: custom for him, which wasn't in the show, but I
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: remember that. And then she says, I go to visit,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: see how he's doing. And once you know the smell
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: of crack, you don't forget it. And she smells the
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: smell of crack. Someone got him crack. And then he goes,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, what kind of person gives me crack? Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: He immediately blamed the hardworking drug dealer that, you know,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: somehow managed to get through the gates of Calabasas to
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: give you the drugs. Like I just, and so then, um,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I just thought the end, he's done some interviews since.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: And they're like, again, people are like, wow, that have
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: watched it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: St. Chloe, like my God. And she really saved you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: And he's like, um, no, I think it was God. Yeah. No,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: it really wasn't. God was inside of Chloe. Okay. And that's,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: was your angel.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: The actual person that embodies that. It just pissed me off.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I feel sorry for, well, the subtitle guy when Lamar
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: wrote him talked, cause I had to turn on those.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I forgot how hard he was to understand. Remember people
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: used to joke about that on Kardashian.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: We would say, how are we going to see a
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: whole show.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: When he needs subtitles?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: He mumbles.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: And then this time I was like, I don't even
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: know if the subtitle people can make out some of
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: those words that he was trying to say.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Something weird happened with my peacock when I watched the
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Bravo and I don't know how to fix it, but
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: it's like, I have this weird narrator girl. So I'll
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: be watching like real housewives of Beverly Hills. And instead of,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: It's subtitles plus someone reading the subtitles.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? I think that's for blind people.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: It's so weird. It'll be like, Kyle Richards' eyes widen.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: And they'll show Kyle's eyes widening. And then you hear
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Kyle talk.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. And then you know how they show scenes
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: of Beverly Hills shopping, whatever. They'll be like, people shop
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: in Beverly Hills. A small dog pees. A pool is shown.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: An airplane going oversight.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just watching for blind people.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: You must have a blind people button.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Every time I turn it on, I'm like, oh, God.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Now I have to like. like I have to call
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Drake and say, how do I turn that? And I
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: just listened to this weird voice.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Cause I'm like, Oh, that I didn't even know my
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: TV had such a thing.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Did you catch the very end of the Lamar part
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: where the, he's like, are we done? And then he goes,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: let's go to Vegas and party. He said, I want
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: to get married and party. Yeah. So I'm like, this
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: is the guy who runs rehabs. I don't think he's sober.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: That's my opinion.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: He lives near me. Cause I see him quite a bit.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: And I'm here to tell you, uh, first of all,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: His car doesn't look like he's straightened his life out.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: He is in some real piece of shit like Pathfinder
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: An old one.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: And we saw him in the morning at this coffee
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: place I go to. And I have my daughter with me.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: And I told my daughter, like, let's play with the Lakers.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Then some guy comes in.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: He goes, oh, Lamar.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: He did not want to talk to anybody. He was
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: just like, yeah, bro, and got in the car and
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: took off. So I've seen him a bunch. So I'm signing, like,
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: contracts on the hood of a car in a 7-Eleven
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: parking lot. Listen, is he, I don't think he's on
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: the straight and narrow, whatever.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I also just think like for Chloe, like there was
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: this other time on Keeping Up recently, or now it's
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: just called the Kardashians, where she and her best friend
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Malika go and meet. And that was, you know, I
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: guess this doc came after that, where she kind of
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: has a moment. And again, I think it was, she
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: was throwing him a bone. And I remember she one time,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: she uses that like expression because I remember she was
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: dating that French Montana. And I go, are you into him?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: She goes, no. but kim was like oh chloe throw
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: him a bone like she threw him a bone and
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: to so that he could get 10k for the shoot
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: or whatever it was and she could also like kind
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: of rip him a new asshole because she was like
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: brought up this whole thing like i furnished you in
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: a house i visited you every day and then some
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: people tried to act like i was trying to keep
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: your you know ex and your your teenage kids from
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: you which was never the case and um but yeah,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: he didn't want any of them at the, at the wedding,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: his family. He said, my family didn't come to the
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: wedding or no, the family said we weren't invited. You
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: know that I don't, there's no way that that was
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: not the Kardashians doing that. That was him. And they
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: planned the wedding in nine days at Irving Azoff's house. And,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: and by the way, here we are, here's Peter at
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: the wedding. Oh yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I saw that you guys in the background.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Here's Phil Jackson. Here's my hair. That's me.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's pretty good.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: And, um, And I also just wanted to bring this.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: This was also from the wedding.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: With the purple. Zoom in on this.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: This is the notepad of Chloe and Lamar. September 27th, 2009. Yes.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Put that on eBay. Especially after this documentary came out.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I think I saw the Unbreakable perfume somewhere too. That
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: was their unisex perfume.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: What does that smell like?
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Crack.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Was the smell. That was the smell. In testing, in
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: going around and testing, you know, they're always like, when
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: you ever have someone do like a scent thing, you're like,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: what are you attracted to? Or even when you get
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: a massage, they're like, do you want the lavender or
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: the vanilla? And so like, and then that somehow is
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: the smell that he was attracted to. And then they
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: realized after they made the perfume, they're like, Rarely smells
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: like burnt crack.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I also had a couple of weird reactions.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: As a guy, as an old dad with a six-year-old daughter,
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: there were several times throughout this documentary where I heard,
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: and then he just stayed in the bathroom for three
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: days and didn't come out. Or he went to the
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: back house of a whore house and stayed there. Both
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: times I was like, God, that sounds amazing. I would
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: love to stay in the bathroom for three days with
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: the door shut and nobody bothering me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I think that too. When someone's like, I couldn't get
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: out of bed for three days. I was like, oh
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: my God. There's only been a few times that I've
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: had like something like slightly medical or whatever, where I
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: would get like a painkiller. And I was like, oh
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: my God, I can't believe I'm this tired. I love
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: feeling this tired.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I love pain.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Sleeping i love taking a nap because in my normal
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: life i never nap me neither i am never feeling
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: overly tired ever and so the few times that i
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: felt overly tired i'm like this is heaven this is
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: like i get why people get.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Addicted anytime anytime even like trapped in the woods four
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: days i was trapped in the woods i'm like i'll
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: take it i'll take.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: It oh my god um Okay. Uh, what do we think?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: So Kanye came out and sold two nights at. So
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: if I stated made $ 33 million, people so excited to hear. Ding. Ding.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Ding.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Ding.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Ding. Ding.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Ding. Good song.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Ding.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Right at you.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Right at you. I agree. I get wet. I get tingles.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I get it. Um, He's walking on this thing that
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: looks like a sphere, but obviously it's not really turning
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: around because he's not a fucking Cirque du Soleil acrobat.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: So it's an illusion. It's an illusion that he's on
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: a normal stage, but it looks like he's spinning. North
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: comes out and she performs I'm Your Miss Bestie, Westie, whatever, good.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: And everyone loved it. And then... the UK was like,
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: you know what? Like maybe the fact that he was selling,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: you know, the Nazi signed t-shirts and things and all
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: the horrible anti-Semitic things he said, we actually don't want
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: him to come to the UK. And therefore the entire
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: wireless festival has been canceled that he was going to
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: perform in. Yeah. How would you feel if you were
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: one of the other people on that bill?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: That would suck. I know. But I think it's great.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I think it's great. I think it's great that they
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: just said, no, we're not doing it. Like we're not
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: going to do it. This is just, I mean, a
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: lot of people, I mean, it's amazing how many men
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: can do awful things and everyone just forgives them from like,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: you know, comedians to this, to whatever, like, let's just
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: forget it. Let's just keep going. You know, then other
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: people will, you know, that are women will say one
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: wrong thing and it's like, you're done forever. Banished, banished
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: to move to Ireland or something. Yeah. Like you, you
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: said something that was anti something that nothing to the
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: level of what he did. Um, he did do an apology.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: How, how does he, is he now saying about the,
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: the Hitler stuff? Is he saying I was on medication?
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: He just says, I regret it. And it was like a,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: an ad that he put in a paper and it
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: was just like a little thing that was like, I
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: was in a four month manic episode. Yeah. But I
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: feel like it wasn't just those four months. I feel
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: like he was saying shit like that like three years ago.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: And then it just got to the peak when he
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: actually made the merch.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: That he showed on a commercial like on the Super
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Bowl or something. Didn't he show that shirt?
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe he paid for that. The thing that is so
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: awful is that in this world, and I am going
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: to get a little serious this moment. The Holocaust, never
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: forget is a reason because there was a fear that
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: one day a generation would forget. Right. And we're fucking there.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Like we're almost there. And so someone that's that powerful
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: and that influential and like the Picasso of our time,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: as far as the Mozart art of our time, I
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: think we have to really be, take it seriously because
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: they can influence people to think that this didn't really
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: happen and that this isn't, and this could end, it
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: can happen again. Right. Because we're going to push this out,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: this propaganda that got them there in the first place.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Now, why did SoFi take them? I mean, cause it's
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: how fucking Hollywood, they don't give a shit.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: They don't give a shit. And they're just like, well,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: he said he was sorry. He did an ad. He
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: wrote an ad and he said he was sorry, but
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I just think it's something that is just beyond.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: Like I just, I guess he went up at the
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: improv last night and the night before too.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: No, he really did.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Wait, really?
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Dean Cole, the comedian Dean Cole.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Brought him up on stage like last night or the
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: night before I saw pictures at the improv. So a
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: lot of comedians like really now we're bringing Kanye into the,
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: place so i just it's wild yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: And i think the only way that people just want
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: to go look i just don't even want to speak
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: on it or he's so powerful and who cares and
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: just but gosh i saw i saw those videos of
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: just you know people just loving it and going to
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: see him and okay i mean it just it goes
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: to show you that no one if you if you're
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: believe that you can't be canceled and you just keep
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: going most likely you won't be canceled unless you're like
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: behind bars and what he did is not a crime. Uh,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: it's horrible, but like, I don't know. And just embarrassing
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: and awful. And I think he has to do a
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: lot more. Like, I think he has to really like
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: do an interview and just go, I'm just horror, but
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: maybe he's not. That's what I think. I don't, I
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: do think he still thinks that way.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: But he has to sit with a doctor who has
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: to explain what his condition is. He also said he's autistic.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: And I mean, let's not make it that that's a
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: condition of people who have autism because that's certainly not.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: But like, whatever's wrong with it. I mean, clearly, yeah,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: he has issues. but that was just such a weird
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: time and crazy. And then he's still with the Bianca.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Bianca Sensori.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And she's still, you know, wearing some camel toe
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: and in outfits and, and the kids are around. And
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just hope it was worth it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Anybody who went to the shows.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: No.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: No, I, I, no, I have no desire. I like,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: you know, I would not want to support any of that.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I've always thought his clothes, everything was weird. I did
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: meet him many, many years ago when he was first
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: dating Kim. It was like at Chloe's, I mean at, uh,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Courtney's baby shower. And he was a smiley delight. I
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: met him once as well.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: And he was a smiley delight to me too. Actually
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: overly friendly. Yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: We wrote on the MTV movie music awards and he
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: was like super nice.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: That was like right after.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's what she fell in love with. I
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: don't think she, I don't think any of the family
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: saw that side of him until, but it were, it
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: was a classic thing where all of a sudden he
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: changes her clothes. Then everything in the house has to
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: be beige. Then North gets born. She can't wear anything pink.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: We knew that like before buying gifts, it has to
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: be brown, black or beige. And she's a little girl.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, one day she might want to wear
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: a color. Now she's blue hair. Good for her. But like,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: it was just, it was a slowly allowing that to happen.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: And it's just kind of, thank God she got out.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I just don't think there could be
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: a worse person to co-parent with. And I've said that
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: over and over than Kanye West. Like, how do you
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: even explain that? to your friends who are Jewish or
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: your manager or your agent or your neighbor or your
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: kid's parents' friends. Oh, we're going to go to Kanye's concert.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: And they're like, um.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like, it's Saint's dad. He's going to get
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: his ticket.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: And then what about the Jewish people that are just like,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I still like the songs and I don't care. Maybe
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: that's your prerogative.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Some people don't like that.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Listen, when I see the video of the ding, ding, ding,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to listen to this song.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, it is weird how we draw our lines,
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: you know? I mean, Michael Jackson is still Michael Jackson.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: There's a movie coming out next week, you know?
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: But, you know, and I'm not saying that I'm just...
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: That's the thing.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: You can go. You can go. You can go to...
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: see louis ck you can book louis ck you can
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: do you can go love a woody allen movie you
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: can you know i mean it it is what it
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: is but.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: Right i try to uh yeah only see movies directed
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: by bradley cooper wait i hope nothing comes out about
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: him because i gotta see all his movies isn't.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: It weird that he's like been dating gg hadid for
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: years a long time yeah i hear stories about that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Oh you really Just there's always.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Been rumors about him maybe not being.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: I've heard all those rumors too, but I hear that
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: about everybody.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: But I also think, yeah, like who cares? Who knows?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I always just feel like a thing like that can't
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: go on that long if it's not real.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Eventually you see him somewhere, you know?
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So is the Pedro Pascal guy, is he like
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: 100% gay? What is that?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I saw those pictures too.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: But like he wasn't gay and then it was just like,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: here's my boyfriend, but he doesn't say it's his boyfriend.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think he saw those people.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Where he knew what he was because he was not
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: that big a star where you followed his personal life.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Some people think he's a plant, an industry plant, because
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: he fell out of the sky out of nowhere and
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: it was just the biggest thing. But I'm like, but
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: that's also... Everybody falls out of the sky out of nowhere.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. He was on Narcos and it was a
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: big hit.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that can happen. You get one big
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: show and then you do get... And timing is right
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: and you get the good team behind you and... You
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: get a few and you can pop.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: How come it never happened?
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I never understood it.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Never happened to us. I never had a good team
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: behind me.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I also don't understand an industry plant. That doesn't make
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: any sense. No. Because the industry is so broad. It's
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: not three people.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Like going, okay, the person this year is Sidney Sweeney.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: It's just not that. So that I don't agree with.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: By the way, I don't know if you've heard that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: I heard now people saying that Sidney Sweeney.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Is a man. Again? Yeah, this is the latest one.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: She's a man, baby. I know.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: I'm like, wait a minute of all the people. She
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: doesn't seem like she's got any manly features at all.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, all right. We're good on that one?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: We're good on that one.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I hope so.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Speaking of this.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, this will lead us perfectly into this.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: This is, you know, this is from last week, but
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I just had to get your take on it. Kristi Noem,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: who has been fired for her job in in the
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: administration because I was like, what, what, what was it
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: really that fired her? And it was that she did
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: an ad campaign that put her face on Mount Rushmore
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: and it cost $ 230 million.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She was riding a horse through the woods.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: It was like a, how could a commercial, I mean,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: how could you ever think that that wouldn't be found
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: out that a commercial cost $ 230 million?
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Well, I think it was a series of commercials, but still,
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: I think that was like more than one, but not
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: that that matters.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Um, so then get this, give us the story. How
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: did they find out that the husband he's into wearing
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: like big breasts that like a drag queen would wear
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: like a rubber chest plate kind of thing?
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Well, bit of a backstory.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Uh, you know, that used to be you.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, thank God it's not, I don't have any,
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: cause you never know when they're going to come up,
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: you know, also, you know, God, I'd love to have
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: some big dits, you know?
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: It comes out of nowhere, probably. I don't have any
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: of those weird fetishes.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: You know what? We never dressed you up as a
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: woman ever at Chelsea Lately.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: No, I was the only one who didn't do the
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: woman ever.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: They also say that they think that's an Illuminati thing. Oh, really?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: That they make... stars dress up like women in a
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: skit or something. And that means that that's your way
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: of saying, all right, you got my asshole now. I'm really, yeah,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I'm completely, I believe in Satan. And yeah, that's all conspiracy.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Chill out people. I don't believe it.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, God, I, In my defense, or if this
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: gets me in the Illuminati, I don't know. We did
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: do several things where I was transitioning as Bruce Jenner into,
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: but before there was a real transition on Chelsea Lately,
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: we were doing me transitioning just for fun.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: So it's close.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: You know, in this world of conspiracy theories where people
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: would always go, you're crazy, that's crazy. And now we
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: realize a lot of things have proven to be true. Like,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: oh my God, I can't, you know, and everyone told
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: you you're crazy. My mom would tell me, would ask
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: me right before Caitlyn transitioned, is Bruce Jenner transitioning, becoming
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: a woman? Because it was like in the Enquirer.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: And I was like, no, mom, that is just stories.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: That is just, you know, he's probably just getting like
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: some plastic surgery or something. He just probably has like
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: a vanity thing going on. And then my mom died.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, do I take... The Vanity
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Fair magazine. And show. Go to the grave. Yeah. She
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: needs to know. And be like, you were right. Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: You were right. And I was like, crazy mother. Closure.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: You crazy mother. And she was right.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: She might need some closure on that. Take, you know,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: whatever you need to take.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: She knows. So. so basically husband of 34 years a
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: little bit.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Of backstory yes uh she was fine and then it
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: came out that she had you know slept with a
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: guy a guy she worked with cory lewin ludinowski okay
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: uh so there was that christy did yeah does he
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: know uh so but then she said we want privacy
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: where i'm staying with my husband and i guess people
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: started to dig for pictures or whatever and I mean,
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: it's not hard to find.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a fetish website or something.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: He's all over OnlyFans. He has a bunch of different
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: OnlyFans accounts with different women.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, where he's paying for the OnlyFans. Where he's paying
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: the women.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: He's not the boss.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: And that's one of the women you see in this
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: picture here, that she's one of the women that he
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: paid for a lot of her stuff.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: And she's got a big, big, her name's Bimbo Bride.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Boob request to make her his bimbo. Or maybe they're
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: just saying that on the California Post. Yeah, that's not
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: her name. But yeah, so she's some, you know, enormous
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: enhanced boobs.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: And he paid for the bigger ones for her.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, he bought her a boob job.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: That's what it says.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: And then, of course, he has his, I guess when
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: you watch, this is what I'm gathering. He watches them,
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: you know, on OnlyFans or whatever, do I don't know what.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: And then he goes, hang on while you, I'm going
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: to put on my big tits. So, because it seems
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: like he's not doing anything else.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: No, no makeup, nothing.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: He's only got like lipstick on or a wig.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's still wearing like a guy t-shirt.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, over the big, I don't know if the big
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: tits are part of the t-shirt or they go on first,
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: then the t-shirt.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Goes over it. Because nipple placement is all fucked up.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've seen it. One is shooting left.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: The other one is going rogue. They're all over the place.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: He needs to work on that. Wow.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: And so where are they now in their relationship? Are
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: they still going to try to work it out?
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: As far as I know. I mean.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: And I assume they have kids. That's embarrassing.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: That's the tough one. You know, the kids got to
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: see this, I guess. I think they're a little older,
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: which I don't know if that makes it better.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: But it was a weird thing because I'm like, well,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: you know, if anything.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: He's not nursing is what I'm saying.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: You know, there's two ways to look at it. It
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: can look like, you know, the first obvious way is,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: you know, based on their political affiliation, many people felt
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: that they were very anti anything like this for others.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Yet he does it for himself. And the other part
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: is you should be like, well... Look, we really weren't
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: like that because I do it too. We're super open
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: to it. You should embrace us.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: That could be an angle she should use. Yeah, look
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: at us. We're into it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're super open to whatever thing, however one you
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: want to live behind closed doors. But nothing's behind closed
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: doors anymore because it all can be found online. I know. Like,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: because you are talking to someone on OnlyFans, because you
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: are part of a fetish online group, because you are
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: sharing child porn, you know, through websites. Like, if you
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: just kept it behind doors, truly, then we wouldn't know.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: But there is no behind. Yeah, like you said.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: I always want to know, for a guy like this,
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: something that's really embarrassing like this. I just want to
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: know what the day is like after it breaks. Like,
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: the day these pictures came out and were all over
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: the place.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Like, what's the.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: The trip to Starbucks. Yeah, because you're still out in
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: the public eye, you know? Like, what is that like?
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: The next couple of days, going to the friend's house,
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: you know, like, oh boy, been.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: A rough one, huh, for you?
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it'll just be like, just like when
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Caitlyn came out. Yeah. Where you're like, okay.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe they are just like, okay.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: You're, I mean, you're not hurting anyone.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: No, not the worst thing in the world.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: You bought this girl's boob job.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: You're helping support single moms on only fans you're still
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: staying married right you're just part of a little weird club.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Is this an indication that the big boobs are back
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: because there was a while there if you remember the
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: big boobs were gone for a bit remember everybody was
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: uh looking.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know smoking's back and super skinny and low
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: jeans are back so maybe 90 hard fake porno tits
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: are gonna come make.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: A porno tits are coming back yeah yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: I bet you're right everything comes back in fashion all
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: right um This guy, his name is Dante. And he said,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I need a Hulu or Netflix to gather all of
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: the mental health experts and do a doc on COVID
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: and how some people, how I've always said, I think
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: it would be so I'm surprised there hasn't been one
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: out yet.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to tell them how they should do it.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: We don't need to see the exact same photos and
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: drone photos over and over and over again of the
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: empty streets. No. Could I just say, I'm so done
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: with documentarians that are going to do a whole thing
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: on someone who went missing or died and they only
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: have three photos. I don't care if they're 60 and
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: weren't part of Facebook. Fucking find more than three photos.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Find more than three photos.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: No.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: But there are some people who just don't have... Any photos?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's a lazy editor. I think it's
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: a lazy editor and a lazy producer. Go find more photos. Literally,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: it's the same face from the wedding over and over
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: and over again. There's got to have been somebody else
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: that took a photo of you at a party in
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: the last 15 years that we could use that for
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: the doc. We're putting a documentary together. So in this,
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I don't need to see the empty streets. I don't
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: need to have them tell us what happened. We know.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Get that quick.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: What I'd like to see is I want to hear
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: stories about the COVID divorce, the COVID friendship breakup.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: That could be a whole series.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: The people that actually fell in love because they were
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: like barely dating and then decided to just like move
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: in together because they were already fucking and contaminated each other. Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: i want to hear about the person who discovered that
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: their spouse was cheating because there was only one other
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: lady in the whole neighborhood that had covet and then
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: the husband came home with covet and the two dogs
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: knew each other because they were going on walks and
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: they were fucking i'd watch all these all of that I,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: that's what I want. And then I want to know,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: hear from the person that's forever changed from COVID, like socially,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: they never go out. They don't care. They loved it.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: They wanted it to come back. And then you can
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: maybe hear from someone that wished for some, for the
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: world to just shut down. And then it happened and
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: they felt guilty the rest of their life.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: We all, I mean, it was fun for a couple
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: of weeks. Right before it happened, I said I was
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: not looking forward to all the stuff that was going
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: to happen at the end of eighth grade for my son.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: It just was like stressing me out, the Disney trip,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: the this, the that, the parties. And I just go, oh,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I wish I could just skip this whole next couple months.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: And I said– God made it happen. When you have
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: that ability- You did it.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I went on stage and said, Jesus
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: loves me the most. And he flicked me to let
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: the world know maybe people shouldn't get multiple vaccines. Right.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: It's hard being a vessel.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: A vessel- I understand. Speaking as a messenger of God
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: is hard. No, I think that's what I want to see.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I don't need to see news of- What's his name?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Who was the guy, the doctor that was always pouchy?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: I don't need to see that. I don't need to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: see Gavin with a scratchy voice. I don't need to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: see the new shit that we already lived through. Just
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: give me the juice.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I'm with you.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: It feels like a other lifetime. It seems like so
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: long ago all that went down.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: It really did. COVID jokes were so... COVID jokes were
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: the best because it was the one thing. Remember, we're
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: all in this together. It was the one thing that
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: you could just Tell your COVID joke, no matter where, right?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Even if it was still going on or shortly after.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: And the whole place would laugh. Yeah. There's been no
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: other thing like that in life. that was like that relatable.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Why is the guy driving around alone in his car
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: with a mask on? Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Everybody ran that one into the ground.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: God, I like it. I like it. It was easy.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: I think that's when the world turned on celebrities too,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: when they all tried to sing Imagine.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Imagine all the people. Yeah. Those people
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: that are part of that, once in a while, that'll
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: pop up in my feed. And I'm like, how much
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: of an asshole. You're in your beautiful California backyard. I
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: remember there were two, there were these funny twins and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: they were doing a thing of how one was in
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: New York, these guys, and one was in California. And
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: they did a thing of like how different California. the
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: massive shutdown was yes both places were completely shut down
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: right as cities while texas were like having high school
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: football games by like march 28th right but like or
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: whatever but um but with this it was like we're
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: walking around in our neighborhoods he's swimming in a pool
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: like especially if you live in a nice neighborhood it
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: was like Not terrible. You could go and sit, you know,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: and then have like wine parties across the street from
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: people and all that kind of stuff. And then the
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: New York person was just like stuck in their place.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Like why the brother's like doing laps and stuff.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: What a nightmare. What a nightmare.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I want to see though.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Speaking of documentaries, if you're going to just pitch documentaries,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: I was fascinated to go back to Lamar Odom.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: At the very end of that documentary, when I talk
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: about the whore houses and stuff.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: First of all, I thought that guy was great. The
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: guy who worked at the.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: With the black rocker hair? Yeah, the black rocker hair.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: That ran the whorehouses? Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: That guy was pretty good.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: And then when they just showed the other, like, there's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: the bunny ranch, and then there's all these other ones,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: these weird, just trailers in the middle of the desert.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: There probably is one, but I need to see a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: documentary on that.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I goes like, well, I loved, I loved that show.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Those that with airplane Annie and all that, those girls
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: and HBO show where people would like bring their kid
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: to get laid for the first time and want and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: be on TV and how they would sit around and
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: like be chosen and. how they would act like it
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: was like a good, like they were all like happy
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: hookers and stuff on the show. What I thought was
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: fun fact, you know, interesting, is the reason they're so
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: far out there is it's only legal in Nevada if
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: the town is under a certain amount of population, which
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking that's a horrible ratio. It should be the opposite. Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: So there's 7,000 people in the town, but there's five
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: horror houses? Like what the heck? I know.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: And just trailers.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Like, that's wild.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Trailers with, like, no air conditioning. And I'm just like, ugh.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I know. And then I looked, just seeing the bed
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: that he was in, because it was in, like, a
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: museum now or something.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: And just the bed was like some ugly bed. I'm like, oh,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: everything about it seems like.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: And then how the guy, I think he's past that
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: general guy, the guy that owned the... Oh, the guy
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: who owned it. Yeah. How he went on the Today
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Show and he was like, and don't forget to buy
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: my book, The Art of a Pimp.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: And he's like, on the Today Show, they're trying to
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: get the scoop. And they're like, so tell us how
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: fucked up Lamar Odom was when he almost died at
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: your whorehouse or whatever. And then he's like, well... you know,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: he still wants to come back. He's still welcome to
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: come back. We'd love to host him. We're going to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: give him 50% off. Like I was just like, what?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Had a good time.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Okay.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: So Howard Stern, I just thought this was interesting. He
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: doesn't have bizarre rules for his staff. It was an ND.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: So he has an executive assistant type that was assisting
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: both of them, but in their home in South Hampton,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: where it's like 20,000 square feet. So anyway, she's suing,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: saying that she was not treated right. And from what
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: I found, it sounded like she only worked there for
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: like a year and a half, and then they let
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: her go.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: And she was making like $ 300, 000.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, but they also made her work.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: So that's not okay.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, right. Okay.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: And then, of course, I read, like, it says it's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: bizarre rules. And I was like, I read them.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, nothing seemed that bizarre to me.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: The rules were at NDA.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: You can't tell the restaurants they like to go to.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: You can't talk about things like, well, it doesn't matter.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was the stuff in the NDA? Yeah, it
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: was some of those things. So tell me what it was.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: You can't talk about the restaurants they like to go to.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: You can't talk about where they vacation. I'm like, well,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: that seems normal.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Who would want to? You can't say that if you're,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, you see an article like this and you're like,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: this is why they're probably going to get rich people
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: are probably going to get the robots. Yeah. Because it's like,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: even though that's scary as shit, but I'm like, I mean,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: after a certain point, you're like, I mean, if you,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: you know, Oh, she looked at me funny. My boss
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: looked at me funny. Oh, they, they said I had to,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: you know, come in on a Tuesday. And I was like,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: I'll come in when I want, like, what's wrong with you?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Horrible people. Like, it just like so ridiculous. Yes. And
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: then it was that she had all these cats and
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: it made it sound like in the thing that there
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: was like 20,000 cats running around the house. And it
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: was like, no, they did have a fostering of cats.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: She was like cat rescue, yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: But that was part of her, she managed the house.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: So it was like, oh, she's suing because she had
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: to manage the payroll. She had to manage the caterers coming. Well,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: that was your job.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, there was no part of like the
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: good old days where people accused Neal McCampbell of throwing
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: a phone at their head.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: That was when it was fun.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: That was when it was fun. That was when you're like,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: and then you're like, that sounds like you had a
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: mean boss. Staying in the Hamptons in a 20,000 square
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: foot house and, you know, tending to a kitten.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like a hellish ordeal and making 300,000 a year. But,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: you know, people have to make their money, I guess. And,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: or maybe it's really true. How do you feel about
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: the astronauts? They said in your post wrote Artemis to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: astronaut Christina Koch's thirst traps from space, set social media blaze,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: drop your arm routine. So as she's floating around and
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: doing selfies with her hair in the air and the
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: earth from the, you know, she has some pretty good biceps.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: She's a workout girl. And so, you know, people are,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: into it i feel like no one cares about this
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: story oh i mean i was into it okay so
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: cool i so i mean.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: They've gone farther into space than anyone has ever gone
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: ever uh which.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Is farther than the girls farther than katie.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Perry katie perry went to like glendale you know um
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: yeah further than that.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Speaking of katie perry um Trudeau, her boyfriend's son.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, still going.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Former, he's not currently the.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, Prime Minister, no.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: And he, anyway, the son's, you know, he's doing some podcasts.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Son just saying like, Katie's like a nice- He likes her. Yeah, sure. Okay.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Why not? Sure. And anyway, so they, it comes down
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: in San Diego. which would always be, my God, like
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: I would just be like, if I was an astronaut,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm so excited to spend the weekend
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: in San Diego. So they plop, they're going to come
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: plopping down in that little cute thing. Yeah. In Friday
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: in San Diego.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: It's still the same as it was in the 70s?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a little pod.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Like the I Dreamy Genie thing, you know?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Remember the beginning of I Dream of Jeannie?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Yes. Actually, Dream of Jeannie's little thing kind of looks
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Like these pink chairs and stuff.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: I remember watching it as a kid and I was like,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: her bottle looks so comfortable.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Me too. I wanted to live in the bottle.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I want that vibe, yeah.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: But then I was like, I want to go to
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: the cocktail party. Like, why is he being such a dick?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Like, it was the same thing with I Love Lucy. Like,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: why can't Lucy be in the show? Like, you have
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: a nightclub. You're performing every night. Let Lucy be in
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: the show, you asshole. Yeah. And then, like, same thing
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: with this one. It was like, I Dream of Jeannie.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: She's all cute. And she's like, Master, can I go
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: to the thing? And he's like, no. I'm going to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: the officer's dinner by myself.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Most sitcoms back then were just like, shut up, woman.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: It was wild.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Same with Bewitched. She wanted to go do fun things too.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: And he was like, no, I'm going to the advertising
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: meeting by myself. Yeah. And the thing about Bewitched that
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: I said one day, hopefully in my lifetime, this will happen,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: which it is not, was that she could get ready
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: like that. Remember she twitched her nose? And I'm like,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: every time I'd have to like start getting ready from scratch,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I wish I could just twitch my nose
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: and be completely dressed, hair, makeup done.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: It was a good time.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've been doing this test recently with my phone.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. What's that?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: Well, you know how you go, uh, you know, you're
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: talking about something and then you, you're like, Oh, I
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: need to get, uh, I want to get some patio furniture.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: And you talk to your friend about patio furniture and
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: then you go to the bathroom and you check my phone.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: It's all patio furniture.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: I believe it's gotten to the point where it's actually,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: I just think about.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: So I've been doing that and it's happening, right? It's happening.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm not saying I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I'll think about it. I'm like, I kind of want
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: to see a story about this person. And I'll just
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: kind of go and I'll open my phone and it's
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: like the second one is it. And it's not the
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: biggest story. It's not the biggest thing.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: And I won't say it. So I feel like the
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: next thing is I'm going to be able to twitch
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: my nose.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: We're getting there.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: And turn into Sabrina. And Peter's going to be able
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: to take his gyrocopter into space. Yeah. And hopefully not return. Yeah.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I mean i wonder if you know because these guys
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: these astronauts there's three uh three americans and a canadian
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: in the of the four of them and they all
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: had to say goodbye to their families and stuff i
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: wonder if there's like one wife who'd be like oh
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: jesus can this guy just.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah because remember the other people were gone for so
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: long yeah the two of them were yeah and i'm
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: always like are they like still are they friends are
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: they talking it was just like Or you're just like, no,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: we're good.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: You got to move on with your life. Like he
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: passed away when Helen Hunt, you know, she leaves. She
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: thinks Hanks is dead.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: He comes back. She's married to Mr. Big. Chris Knoth. Remember? Craziness.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: God. Yeah, I always wonder about that too. But I, again,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: I've said it over and over. I never, ever want
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: to go to space. No?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: When Sandra Bullock's character was like floating around by herself.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: And then she eventually did get to drop into the
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: pod or whatever. And her legs looked so good. But
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I was just like, I just think how happy. I mean,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I get happy when I can see LAX. Yeah. And
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh, we're so close. I can't imagine
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: like being in space and then just being like, can we,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: how far off are we? San Diego. Well, San Diego
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: is a beautiful place and I hope they have a fun,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: cute weekend there.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: I hope so too. Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: They well, they went to, but then I'm not kidding.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: There are literally like, you could see it all over
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: the internet. People are like, they're in Burbank.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: It's fake. They're in front of the green screen.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: I know now people are like, shut up.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: And you know, there's just like, everything is, nothing's real anymore.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: And maybe it's true. I don't know, but I thought
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: it was pretty cool.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: I like some of the pictures. I think this is real.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Um, I, And the picture didn't look unique to me though. Well,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: they're like, Oh, it's the backside of the moon. I'm like, okay,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Well, everyone wants to see like an alien or something like,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: you know, that's what everyone wanted. You know, it's like, Oh,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: this is boring. You want to see?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, there was some other guy that just was doing
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: a podcast talking about, yeah, they're the aliens.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: We've talked to them or whatever.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: I always think that the one really crazy story on the,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: on the Tik TOK internet is when they thought like
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: aliens took over that, um, Mall in Miami. Look it up.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: It is weird.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: A mall in Miami? Like they took it over?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: It's just, it's so bizarre.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: So you're saying the only people going to malls now
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: are aliens? At least somebody's going. Where's the Jamba juice?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, I don't know though. It could
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: all be fake, but it was like all these, and
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: these people have talked about, and the same thing is,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: remember the people that said, There were these giant, like, figures,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: but they can, like, see through them. They're, like, eight
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: or nine feet tall, but they're not, like, solid beings.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: It's more like a... And they said they saw, like,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: in the backyard of the house in Las Vegas.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, those were... Yeah.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then what they say, too, is then... Something
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: that's on your phone. And I've heard this from people
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: not regarding alien stuff, where they film something that's very
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: highly sensitive to something the government doesn't want us to know.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: And then they don't delete it, but it gets deleted.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Like a video. Really?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Like without their.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: Like about certain people that were assassinated that some people
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: think are maybe not assassinated that way. People that had
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: filmed it, it's no longer on their phone.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: So i'm so i go let me see that yeah
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: yeah so let me go see that video that's been
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: dismissed i mean that's how crazy the world we live
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: in it's a movie we're living in a movie a
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: hundred percent so just enjoy it a.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Few weeks ago i think barack obama was on a
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: podcast and he goes oh yeah there's definitely aliens out there.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: And he's on he's on like he's not on joe
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: rogan he's not on even michelle obama's he didn't even
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: save it for his wife's podcast he said it on
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: like timmy toms or something timmy toms in the sports
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: varieties like what.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: I know and it just kind of went away i'm
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: like people though that's i feel like that's the biggest
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: story of all time but like yeah we got a
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: guy who's got big tits.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Over here yeah nobody does nobody cares they're like yeah
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: people might or may or may not be eating babies
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: and they're but you know and there may or may
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: not be aliens here so quick because so quick that's
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: why i'm like if you're in some shit like Like,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: you know, I said this on the other day where
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Blake Lively with, you know, everything that happened with her,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if she would have just ignored some of
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: the shit she was reading online a year and a
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: half ago, like it was, she just, she thought the
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: whole world was like, give it six days.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Nobody cares.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: I think it's literally down to six days and it's
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: like over with like Taylor, Frankie, Paul, that whole story.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: She's in court today. They have mutual restraining orders against
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: each other. She's able to see the little boy supervise
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: visits for eight hours a week. It's going to work out.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: They should stay the fuck away from each other. They
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: did it virtually. I was like, who cares about that
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: story anymore?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, and you and I, we live in
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: this world. We look at this stuff.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: People who don't, like they're not in like a world
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: of pop culture, they really don't care. Don't bring these
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: stories up to like my friends and catacombs.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Like, who's Frankie Taylor Paul? I'm like, oh, let me
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: tell you. Why would I know that?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: It's just the shit I know. I'm not proud of it.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: It's just out there, yeah. Okay, the last one is
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: This water polo star, this was a store we talked about.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Harvard Westlake.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: It's a school down the street here. My wife went
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: there and a lot of people.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Very expensive. Co-ed, private, non-religious school. It's been around a
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: long time.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a very exclusive private school here in Los Angeles.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: $ 52, 000 and basically a year. And basically this young man
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: is suing the school. And I believe the guy that
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: he was his bully, his assaulter, everything. It was water polo.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: You know, and I, as someone who had a son
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: play water polo, I mean, it is skimpy outfits. It
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: is very, very skimpy. And it's like, you're watching, you're
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: there and you're like, I don't even know if I
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: feel okay sitting here.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Like watching all these young bodies. Like it is. It's weird.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, they should be able to do it. So
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: this guy, this kid is black, and they would say
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: racial things to him, but then they also digitally penetrated him.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: So I guess with their fingers, they would go up
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: while he was taking a shower. I don't know what
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: they were doing. And this one guy in particular had
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: written text messages kind of admitting to it being like, Oh,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And the lawsuit, of course you want to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: sue the kid, but you also, they're suing the school.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: They're saying the school didn't do enough. And I'm like,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: you know, that's why you pay for a private school. Well,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: so that you kid does not get harassed and bullied.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Like, are you fucking kidding me? People saying now, like,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: could you imagine paying $ 52, 000 a year to still have
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: this stuff happen?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand when you're, you know, that's why you're like,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, I used to look at like public schools
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: when I was in high school and, and like there
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: was a movie called 1984 and it was like punkers.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: And I was like, Michael J.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Fox. Yeah. It looked, it looked like a prison. Like,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: so you were like, no, I can't send my daughter
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: to go to the prison.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: And like, she's got to go on me with Morgan Freeman.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Remember that movie? Like there's the, The hallways were just
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: as fires burning.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: In the hallways.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: People fighting.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, God. And you wonder why people are like,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: you know what? Maybe we could do homeschooling now with
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: the help of AI and computers. Maybe I don't need
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: my kid being digitally penetrated for $ 52, 000 a year. Like
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: I get it, but I hate that, that, that the
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: teachers just, and that's a problem. Like there's been stories where,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: you know, these rich kids, their parents that like donate
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: so much. Yeah. What are you going to do when
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: there's a dispute between two kids? You're going to get
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: rid of the person that gives you an extra 500 grand.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Or the one that was like paying the normal amount
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: or maybe even on scholarships.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, I kind of live in this world a
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: little bit, you know, I mean, my daughter goes to
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: one of the school that is the feeder school to
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: this school, more or less.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: So the hope is that one day my daughter will
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: be digitally penetrated. I mean, I guess on in a
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: water polo game.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Speaking of my old school, St. Mel's, they did a
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: thing on the Today Show with Bryan Cranston and Jenna-
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Hager Bush.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Jenna Bush Hager.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jenna Bush Hager, yeah. And it was like, are
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: you lying or not? Or something, some little game they
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: were playing. Yeah. And she was like, where did you
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: get your first Holy Communion or something like that? And
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Bryan Cranston goes, oh, I was nine and it was St. Mel's.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: And she starts laughing and she's like, obviously you're lying.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: There's no school called St. Mel's. And he's like, no,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: there is a St. Mel's in Woodland Hills. I don't
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: think he did it, but he just... He was telling
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: the lie and thought of the school because he grew
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: up in St. Woodland Hills or something like that. And yeah,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: so it's just like, I don't know. That was my school, St. Melvin.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: It does exist.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Still going.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Still going, but it was always such a weird name.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: It does seem like it's a fake name, but there
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: is a St. Melvin. That's why.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: But people would be like, St. Mel's smells. That's always
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: nice to harass people. But I don't know what's going
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: to happen to this kid. He had to move to Spain.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Well, the other kids moved to Spain.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: The other kid moved to Spain, so he could still
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: do water polo and, I guess, be far away, many
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: seas away from this guy swimming up his asshole. Yeah.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: I mean- Sports, I've never been, you know, I was
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: never into sports. I mean, I like sports, but I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: was never good enough to be on like a team.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: I feel like all sports, there's some sort of weird,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: you know, like, I don't know what you would call it.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know if this is like rough, would be,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: not that I'm not saying it's good or bad, you know, good,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: but it's like a rough housing thing or something.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's weird.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: It is weird.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like there's a culture in sports that is
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: like that kind of vibe.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: I think that the idea of putting your kid into
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: sports is good because it builds teamwork and working together,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: but it also breeds like a really competitive person, but
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: it also leads to rape and murder. Yeah. It also
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: leads like, you know, like cheerleading. Remember the cheerleading mom
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: person where their daughter didn't make the squad or something.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: So she like set out to like kill the other girl.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: So there'd be a spot.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: I remember I didn't make the cheerleading squad. And the
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: day I found out, I was just like devastated. And
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: my mom was so.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you make, because you weren't a good cheerleader
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: or you didn't have the look or what was it?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you exactly why.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: You didn't have the moves?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you exactly why.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: So it was Crespi. So all the Louisville girls tried out.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: And it was JV. We were all, only sophomores were
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: on the JV team. And then juniors and seniors were
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: on the senior varsity team. And- so many juniors were
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: coming back to be on the varsity. There was only
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: four spots.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: But there was like nine of us trying out for
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: four spots.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: And we had to try out in front of the guys. Oh,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: the guys were voting for us. Yeah. The football, they
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: were like, yeah.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: And that's very strange.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Cause I don't have a boyfriend. I, you know, I,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: I was told I was beautiful by two people in
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: my life. My parents. Yeah. but apparently i wasn't no
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: let's not i've seen the photos anyway i had so.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: On a scale from one to ten around that time
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: what are you.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Uh i think i'm a solid 5.756.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: No you're higher than that i've seen some of the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: early pictures you're definitely higher i.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Don't know i i was okay yeah Anyway, I had
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: these chicken legs. This one guy told me, I used
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: to watch you cheer and I thought, how does she stand?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: How can possibly those things work?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: That's what he said.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: And I was like, wow.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: So I had a lot of issues with which kind
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: of socks I wanted to wear.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Now I, I just go, I don't care. And I'm
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: wearing the, like the kind that don't even show that
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: go just under your ankle. But I thought almost like
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: a leg warming type of would, would balance out my
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: tiny ankle.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Like a scrunch.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Like a scrunchie.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Hooters waitress.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Yes. And then they were like, well, you can't be
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: the only one wearing these weird socks, Heather.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: We all have like, you know, sexy little normal size legs.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. So then, I did the thing and I was
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: like so stressed. I hadn't eaten. I was so nervous
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: to do this dumb routine with my friend who was
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: the hottest Heather in all of the San Fernando Valley.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: And then there was just me, the Heather McDonald one.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Do you know what's become of the hot Heather?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: I'm friends with her still.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: She's still hot.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Okay. That's good to hear.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: So she still looks great. Okay. So anyway, so then-
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: We do the routine and I feel like we have
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: to like answer questions of like why we want to
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: be cheerleader with these guys. Yeah. I start to feel
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: like nauseous and I run and then they're like, oh,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: she's an anorexic with those legs. But I just really
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: wasn't anorexic. I just felt like so scared and nervous.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: I was going to throw up. So then that was
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: like on a Thursday and then we're going to find
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: out on Monday. So then Friday we go to a party.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: We were always at people's parties. Everyone always had parties.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Parents were gone and we could always find a party
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: off of Wells. Okay. You just drove down Wells and saw,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: you know, Trans Am's parked somewhere and you're like, let's go.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: So then I was at this party and I see
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: the daughter of, who's triumphant cheerleading as well, whose mother
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: is the head of the whole cheerleading team. And I
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: see her and I'm like, hi, Penny. And she's like, like,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: she just avoiding the eye contact. Oh, no. And I
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: was like, that's happened to me now a few more
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: times in life. And I detect it now. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: I know you're older and wiser. You're off.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: And then that day we had to drive to the
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: school and see the list. And my friend went and
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: called me and she's like, you and I both didn't
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: make it. And I bawled crying. But then it was like,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: you know, the first time I experienced it. you know,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: life's rejection is God's protection. And my mom was like,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: you're not good. Yeah. That was the first time she
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: was honest about my talent. She's like, you really should
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: be like singing and doing acting. And like, you can't
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: do that if you're on this squad. But also, so
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: four of the hotter people got it.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: And then when the other people left, then they needed
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: people senior year. Then that same daughter came and said,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: I really think you should try out because now we
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: could use you. Yeah. And I'm like, No.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Too late.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: You lost out on these legs.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to act and sing and do a, you know,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Night Mother. I'm going to do Music Man.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: Pick a little, tuck a little, pick a little, tuck
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: a little, pick a little, tuck a little, pick a little. No,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: not doing it.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: Go.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that was the story. So, yeah, it was stressful.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I made the football team.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: In eighth grade, yeah.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Well, I think they took everybody.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: And I made the team, which was, that was where
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: the embarrassment began for me.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Because they had broken us up into two squads.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: The people who played and the people who didn't play.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: And I was on the people who didn't play squad.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: And one day we were playing a game against the
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: other school whose losers, each other, the losers were playing
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: the losers.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And one of the dads of the good players came
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  Speaker 5: to that game thinking it was a real game.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And I was standing on the sidelines. I don't think
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: I had pads. Like they had run out of pads
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: and they were like, well, he doesn't need pads. He's
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: never going to get in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I was just standing there like in a uniform,
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  Speaker 3: but no pads underneath it.
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  Speaker 2: You're basically just wearing today's Lululemons.
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  Speaker 3: More or less. And then the father comes and the
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: other good players are there in regular clothes. They're not playing.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: They're like, we're just coming to watch the loser game.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: And the father comes walking up and he says, where's Tony,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: my son? And one of the kids who's on the
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: good team, he goes.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: This is, your son's not here. This game's for the losers.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: And he pointed to me like these, as I was
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: the loser, like it's for these people.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: Look at him.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: He's so, look at his body. Like he's not an athlete.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: And he, so I was the reference point of the loser.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh yeah, okay. So now I'd make,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: so you're better off not making the team, I think.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: My earliest memory is it was like kindergarten or first grade.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: And you know how they would teach you how to
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: hold a pencil? I just did it my own way,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: which was like this. And they brought someone into like,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: observe the school.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: And I was just writing my own with my own, like,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: this is the way I, instead of writing like this.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I wrote like this. Okay. Okay. I just wrote like that.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: And I was doing it. And this girl goes, look
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: at that. Look at how they, look at how she's
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: holding her, her, um, pencil. She must be retarded.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: Oh no.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with her?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, okay. And then I was like, okay, mom,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: I guess I have to learn how everyone else writes now.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Because I was like, so, You're bullied into doing it right. Exactly.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: Chris, where can everyone see you again?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. You guys know the place.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: Buffalo Helium next week, April 15th, Comedy Bar in Toronto.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, April 16th. 17th New
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: York Comedy Club in Stanford Connecticut April 30th Brokerage Belmore
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: Long Island May 1st and 2nd and Nashville Zany's May
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: 29th and 30th frangiola.fun has all my dates go there
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: come out see me live up close Free meet and greets.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Everything.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: I do it all. I come out and meet the people.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: I hang out. We have a lot of fun.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: And I don't know how much more I have in me,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: you know, like road, flying across the country.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: And all that.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Cher's been saying that for a long time.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: She's still performing.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: So have I. I try to threaten them. I try
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: to threaten them.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: You've got to threaten them. And then you and I,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: May 9th.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: May 9th. Which I'm looking forward to. So much fun.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: So much fun. And HeatherMcDonald.net for me. And you know,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: you love my patrons.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Is there an after party on May 9th?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: But here's what I want to know.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: Like, for real. Like a real after party.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: Not just me, you, and Brandy, and Julie sitting at
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: a table. I'm talking like Netflix after parties.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: All right, well, let me find out.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there probably is.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Because it's a whole thing. It's like another place.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: Where the other people will want us.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's a bunch of different shows going on.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: That night all around town. And not all of them
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: are sold out.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: No, I know. That's congratulations. That's great.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I feel very lucky, but I love
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: that I have my favorites and you guys are going
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: to be there. And I think that also helps. And
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just, yeah, I'm relieved. yeah i'm relieved because i
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: just didn't know what that would look like when you
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: know all these other hot youngins the.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: Reason i bring up after parties because i mean i
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: don't think i've been to that part where avalon is
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: the hollywood i'll make sure hollywood proper i don't think
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: i've been there in 20 years.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Okay well i will try to get us to invite
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: to a real party if not we're gonna have our own.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: Party but i want it to be like a hollywood
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: party like we show up there's people paparazzi's popping.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can make that happen. Okay.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: Please do.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, I mean the last time I went to your
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: 10 year and there was a paparazzi thing out front.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. We had all that. Yeah, I know.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: And I got stuck behind the dance moms. She shows
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: up in her wheelchair, took her 45 minutes to get
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: down the sidewalk and I'm stuck behind her.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: You were the star that night. Don't you worry.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Love you. Bye.
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