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6-Year "Sisterversary" with Dixie · Raising Barbara Jean and Wanda

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hello y'all hey y'all this episode
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sponsored by nerdy nuts well they gave us
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no money but we're gonna shout them out
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anyways maybe they will all right it is
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our sisterversary we found each other six
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years ago today six years is she found
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me she found me are you in your
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pajamas years ago today
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Girl, yes, I am.
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You should have told us and we could
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have wore our pajamas.
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Because I love pajamas.
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But we're going to eat after.
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Oh, that is true.
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Well, I mean,
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if you go close to a Walmart,
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they won't.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Can you believe it's been six years,
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though?
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I know.
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It seems like forever.
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It seems like three years to me.
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Because I met y'all in
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You met us right after.
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Yeah.
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No, a year after.
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Huh?
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Because we found each other on February
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tenth,
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but then we didn't TikTok till the next
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February.
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Oh,
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so y'all knew each other for a whole
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year before.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I didn't.
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I don't think I realized that.
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I think I thought y'all.
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Because the next February,
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there was that big snowstorm.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah,
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that's when I only had a hundred
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followers.
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I don't know how you got people on
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TikTok.
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Oh, see,
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that's probably why I'm like six years,
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because y'all didn't do the,
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I was thinking the TikTok was right after
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y'all met.
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No, we had a whole year.
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How's Cassie doing?
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Has she moved?
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No.
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She's just living it up.
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She's living in the RV.
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That's what I was going to say.
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How's that going?
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She has moved from her house to the
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RV.
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Did she sell her house?
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Yeah.
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she selling or she's running it out okay
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okay written it out that's good um but
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they redid everything they painted
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everything the house looked really good
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did you like in the rv how's that
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going uh they like it yeah it's just
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you know getting adjusted to it and
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everything i mean they've got two big dogs
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yeah so i think you know how to
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get used to that but
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When will they be moving?
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They asked me if I could do it.
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And I was like, hmm,
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I would have to have another RV for
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my shoes and my clothes.
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Exactly.
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And another one for Larry.
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Exactly.
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If I had two more, one for Larry.
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It would basically be a train.
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yeah like i gotta go back to um
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cart six to get my shoes um i
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haven't talked to her a whole lot she's
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been busy and i've been busy and she'll
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call and i'll miss her and then i'll
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call miss her and when is she moving
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yep i thought dixie was smiling so pretty
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you there oh she's not there yeah that's
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a really good pose because usually when it
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free freezes on me my life and it
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was a really good picture of you being
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friends right you were you looked really
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good actually you look you're posing like
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this yeah i never get good poses or
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usually i'm like laughing like
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And then my screen went black.
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What did you ask her about, Cassie?
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I can't remember what you said.
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Oh, when does she move?
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Oh, yeah.
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When is she moving?
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I think they said around March twenty
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sixth.
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Oh, March.
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Oh, that's soon.
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I thought it was like May.
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No.
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That's why we are good at it.
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She's getting a little...
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She did call and tell me that when
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she left her last day at work,
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she has a month off, doesn't she?
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And she's like,
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I want to come up to Nashville and
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spend time with my family.
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And I was like...
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Oh, is she?
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I think, yeah.
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And I was like,
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who are you going to spend time with?
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She was like, my family, y'all.
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I want to come spend time with y'all.
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And I was like,
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we've known you for six years.
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Now all of a sudden you want to
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do something.
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You need a kidney or something.
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Right?
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We actually had dinner with them Saturday
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night.
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Nice.
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How's your life been going?
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Give everybody an update.
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I mean,
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it's supposed to be my slow time at
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work,
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but it hasn't been my slow time at
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work.
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I mean, the golf course is closed,
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but it hasn't been a slow time because
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we had a sprinkler headburst or not that
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snow, you know, that freeze that we had.
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And it just hasn't been fun.
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The stuff that we were trying to get
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done,
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we can't do because everything else is
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kind of all in disarray at work.
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Did y'all get a lot of snow?
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I don't even think I,
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I didn't know that y'all got a whole
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lot.
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No.
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No.
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Oh, okay.
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This wasn't the snowmageddon that y'all
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got.
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This was the two weeks later when we
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got the big freeze.
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Or the week later, or whatever it was.
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We were still frozen at that point.
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I don't even know y'all had anything.
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It was like ice age.
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We didn't get anything.
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Literally,
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we had a little dusting on the ground.
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Of course, it was cold, but I mean,
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no.
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Yeah, I haven't even talked to you.
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Did you lose power?
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No, did you?
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I didn't,
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but Emily did from Sunday till Thursday.
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Jaden did from...
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Sunday, Saturday or Sunday,
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whichever day to like Tuesday.
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I mean, I was full on panic mode.
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I was like,
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we have to do an evacuation.
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I have to get my grandbaby out of
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there.
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Brian was like, they're,
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they're not stuck.
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They have a vehicle,
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but they had trees down at the end
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of the road.
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They couldn't get out.
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Does she have like an alternate, like a,
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no, she didn't have a generator.
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No.
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And I mean, yeah.
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it what about another heat source yes
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because they had their fireplace okay but
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i didn't know their fireplace was gas and
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their stove is gas yeah because brian was
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like hey babe what's for lunch and i
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was like whatever you find cold if will
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is not eating warm food neither are you
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he was like what i was like we're
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not eating warm food we're fasting until
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we know will is eight i did i
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was i was panicked i have some friends
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that live up there that their power went
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out on saturday and they didn't get it
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back until the
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next, not the following Monday,
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but the following Monday.
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Like, they were out for, like,
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eleven days.
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Yes,
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and I feel so bad for those people
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that had nowhere to go.
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Yep.
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Like, Emily, they left on Monday,
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so they got the trees cleared,
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and they were able to go to her
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mother-in-law's, because it's just, like,
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ten minutes down the road, but, I mean...
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Her mother-in-law,
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we were ready to beat Brian because we
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thought Brian just wanted to stay there.
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She was like, I'm so mad at him.
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I was like,
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just bring Willa to the end of the
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road.
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We'll get her and y'all stay.
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People around here,
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we thought that we were going to get
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tons.
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You couldn't buy anything at the grocery
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store.
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There was no eggs.
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It was crazy.
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And then I went to the store just
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because I don't ever have any food in
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my house.
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So I was like,
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I just got to get food.
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But that Saturday that was all supposed to
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happen, it dusted a little bit.
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I went to the store.
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It was the best time to go.
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There was nobody there.
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They restocked on everything.
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But I bought food to cook just in
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case.
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And I'm like, oh,
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if it gets another snow this year,
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I probably bought my snow food.
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One weekend is enough.
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So sorry.
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I'm not cooking again.
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You only cook it one time.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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But I was panicking too.
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I was panicking because they were saying
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we're going to get so much.
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I'm like, wait a minute.
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I went and got firewood,
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everything for outside the cello stove in
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case we lost power.
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I'm like, wait a minute.
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I have gas heat and gas.
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So why am I getting firewood to go
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sit outside by the fire in the cold?
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So that stayed in my car for two
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weeks.
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The wood did until my car started smelling
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really bad.
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I remember it was back there.
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Yes, I did.
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I had a panic attack,
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but I'm glad we made it.
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Trin, did you lose power?
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No, we didn't either.
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I was nervous the whole time, though,
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because I kept thinking, like, hurry up,
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get baths, because, you know,
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it'll go out anytime.
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And it never did.
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It was, yeah, I was scared,
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but I didn't lose any.
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Well, good.
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I was wondering about you.
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No,
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and we filled a bathtub up with water,
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you know,
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in case the water went out or power,
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but we never lost it.
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But I went back to work on Thursday.
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I was like,
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if I don't get out of this damn
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house...
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Yeah.
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With both kids.
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I was mad.
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I went back on Wednesday.
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You were mad?
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Lindley had fun.
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Her daughter was up in Nashville on,
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what was he, on a four-wheeler?
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pulling her in a um it's like a
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motorbike but it's a electric motorbike
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she was on the back of the sled
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just living life the babies couldn't play
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because it wasn't like snow it was like
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ice and it was like powdery so they
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couldn't really go outside because they're
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gonna kill themselves right so they were
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just except her windshield broke
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yeah lindley's butcher broke it was like
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one of my doctors her husband walked
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outside and they had the cameras and she
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had told him like you need to do
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the walkway because it's really slick and
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he was like it's fine well his daughter
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was out there doing it and so he
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walks out on the camera and kelsey turns
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around and he just slides from from one
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end of the the porch all the way
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down the stairs and just fell fall on
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it or fell on his elbows and you
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hear kelsey go dad are you okay and
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he said no
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And so we have laughed at that video,
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but I love to see people fall.
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I know it's my favorite.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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Yes, no mcgudden sucked,
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but we made it through.
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I felt bad because I had a group
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chat with like my sister, her kids,
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my kids,
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like just to check on everybody and her
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son,
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he lost it for he lost power for
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six days.
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And they were all like, No,
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but we got like a Jaden has a
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wall heater that's gas.
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So that was working.
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And drew didn't have anything.
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And I'm like,
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I feel really bad because I'm like sitting
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here and haven't lost any kind of
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Yeah, what about Annie?
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Did she lose power?
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No.
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Good.
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Nope.
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And we begged them to come stay with
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us because we're on the same grid as
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the hospital,
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so they usually get us back up.
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Like, we've been there fifteen years,
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and we've only had one power outage in
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the fifteen years that we've been there.
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But they were like, no,
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we're going to chance it.
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No, Annie never lost power.
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Well,
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I figured Emily's would come up because
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they're in Britwood.
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They're a fancy town,
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but they weren't concerned about the fancy
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power.
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I don't think it mattered, really.
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I'm surprised that we didn't lose it.
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when i went outside to like smoke all
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you could hear was like trees snapping and
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popping and i'm like oh my gosh it
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was like the creep yeah it was crazy
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sounding and we have a ton of trees
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and who would have thought today it was
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like summertime yes yes fake spring fake
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spring is going on right now wonder if
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we'll get another snow yes we still have
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the second winter to come along come along
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Oh, yeah.
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We have five winters or six winters.
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Yeah,
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I think we'll have like three winters.
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Yeah, no.
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I don't care.
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Stay in the thirties, forties.
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I don't, don't get down in the.
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Yeah.
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Like it was.
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I don't like it when it's that cold.
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Not when it hurts to go outside.
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No.
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Like literally.
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Yeah.
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So we, I was like, well,
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I guess I'm going to get Dixie on
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because it's our six year sibling bursary
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when we found each other.
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Are you glad you found me?
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What else changed in our life in the
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last six years?
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Grandbaby.
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Grandbaby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cassie got a house.
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She got an apartment.
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She got out of prison.
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Yeah.
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Airbnb.
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She got an Airbnb that she rents out.
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Yeah, Cassie got married.
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Yeah, she's probably doing better than us.
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Right.
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In six years.
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The one who was in prison is probably
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like
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I mean, bankroll one better than us,
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probably.
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Right.
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Yeah, she is.
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Because she's stingy.
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You know what?
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While rich people are rich.
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Yep.
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Because they hang on to that money.
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Speaking of Cassie,
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I've been listening to Chrisley's
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Confessions.
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Me too.
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I was going to say that.
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I've been obsessed with that podcast
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lately.
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I haven't listened to all of it,
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but I started at the beginning.
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I've probably listened to like five or six
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episodes.
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And the fact that Todd did not even
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do prison time because he was eating Olive
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Garden and all that.
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And poor Julie is literally doing hardcore
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time.
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She did.
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doing his laundry making his bed yeah he
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got it for other people yeah and people
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got to do it that way also i
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know i was like i i one hundred
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percent use it if you can use it
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but i thought it was hilarious that poor
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julie couldn't get her hair colored and
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todd's over here eating freaking
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chick-fil-a weekly he said i never did the
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first tour never did my first job
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I would too.
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I mean, why?
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I would be like,
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I need to learn your ways.
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I think she's just so by the book
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that she's like, uh-uh.
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I do.
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I think she's a real follower.
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And Todd is like,
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I wish a motherfucker would because I'm
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about to expose everybody,
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which I think is great.
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I think that is great.
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Yes.
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mean he does not hold back either he
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no he is on there like warden xxx
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is a he does and yes like and
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i he says all the time and cusses
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like a sailor and i'm like i like
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this talk yes i love it i
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when it when they talk about the prisons
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i love to listen to those that i
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was listening to the one with candy on
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it or whatever yes but i fast forward
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through that because i'm not into like pop
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culture so i mean i know who she
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is because i did watch yeah real
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housewives of atlanta like twelve years
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ago but uh i'm not really into that
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but i want to hear about their life
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and how they're and i want to hear
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him expose people i know i like it
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i love that i wish cassie would have
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gotten more into that we got more into
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the prison reform stuff yeah well
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well and the thing is is if you
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don't have a huge platform which i mean
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i know y'all got one afterwards but like
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you know i'm not gonna say me or
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you because we do have our little
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followers here but i'm just saying any
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average joe couldn't go in there and do
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anything because who the hell you gonna
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tell yeah you know what i mean so
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i think it was awesome that he used
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his name to expose you would never think
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that he would do that and so yeah
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yes julie's got her cookbook coming out
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her prison cookbook that i've been saying
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for years that we needed to do
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Poor Julie, she worked her ass off.
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She probably fed the whole wing or
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whatever you call it.
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Well, she's so mothering.
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Like, you know,
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she took all them girls under her wing.
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I mean,
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because you can't help but want to do
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it and help them because they're...
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Well,
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this is me because I just listened to
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that.
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But I do.
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We have a prison in Hickman where I
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work and where I was raised.
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And it has like a maximum security part.
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So we do get some of the worst.
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But I forget that that was federal prison
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and this is state prison.
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But I was doing some workers the other
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day and they were talking about
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all of the like officer assaults that's
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like it's so much and i was like
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why and of course i went to thought
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todd chrisley because he said they got a
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new advisor what whoever's over all the
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prisons uh what does he call the
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Not the warden,
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but the main administrator.
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And I was like, why?
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Did somebody change?
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And they were like, no.
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And I was like, oh,
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I forget that y'all are state prisons and
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that's federal.
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But she said that they're not allowed to
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reprimand them like they used to.
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So they fight them or whatever.
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But I did think first thing,
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I was like,
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is this new guy not good?
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yeah do you know the difference between
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state and federal i can't remember yeah
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federal is just like i mean like
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trafficking is federal money anything it's
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usually like white collars tax evasion
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yeah it's not usually like violent or you
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know what i mean it's more like my
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dad dad never went to uh i don't
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think dad ever went to federal my mom
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didn't either never did federal time she
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only did state
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It's usually white collar crimes and money
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and just trafficking drugs.
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Yeah.
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No violence or anything.
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That's crazy, though,
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because he did do all the drugs.
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He just didn't sell them.
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Well, he probably didn't leave the state.
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He never took them across state lines.
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He didn't leave the state.
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That was Cassie's thing is hers went
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across state lines from Georgia to
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Tennessee.
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Which they say federal prison is way
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easier than state.
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I mean,
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I'm no one to say because I've never
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been.
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But then on the other end, though,
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in the federal prison,
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like you've got your maximum and minimums
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and you can't get out of it.
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Like Cassie had the twelve year...
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Or what was it?
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Fifteen years.
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Fifteen years,
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but she had to serve a minimum of
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twelve years without getting out at all.
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Yeah,
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I think in state you can get two
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for one or whatever it is.
16:56
Well, usually when they sentence you,
16:58
they'll do like twenty years at thirty
16:59
percent or twenty years at eighty percent
17:02
or twenty years.
17:03
And that just means that you can't go
17:04
up for parole until that thirty percent or
17:06
that forty percent or that fifty percent
17:08
is done.
17:10
But you do get two for one.
17:12
In prison.
17:12
Yeah, he got a lot of eleven twenty-nines.
17:14
Eleven twenty-nines.
17:15
Yeah,
17:15
that's not a felony because that's a
17:17
misdemeanor.
17:17
Misdemeanor charges only do eleven.
17:19
Right, and eleven twenty-nine,
17:20
like he could stay here.
17:21
Eleven twenty-nine, he could stay here.
17:23
He could stay in the county.
17:23
And he didn't have to,
17:27
he never really served, I mean,
17:28
he definitely didn't serve eleven months
17:29
or twenty-nine days.
17:30
But if it went over,
17:31
that's when you have to go to prison
17:33
elsewhere.
17:34
What was the longest sentence like he
17:35
actually did?
17:37
I can't remember.
17:40
And in federal too,
17:42
like you can snitch on people and get
17:43
lesser sentences.
17:44
That's state too.
17:45
Is that state?
17:46
I didn't know.
17:48
Yeah.
17:49
It was so funny because Q was asking
17:51
Cassie the other day,
17:55
aside from all the crazy stuff dad did
17:57
or, you know,
17:59
can you give me one good memory that
18:02
you have with your dad?
18:03
And we were like,
18:06
hmm.
18:07
It was like, you know, at Christmas time,
18:08
buying gifts, we're like, oh, yeah, no,
18:10
uh-uh.
18:11
It's like,
18:11
did he ever take you to the store
18:12
and buy anything?
18:13
I'm like, oh, no, no.
18:13
He didn't do all that stuff.
18:16
You know, it was like,
18:19
I'm sitting there thinking, I'm like,
18:20
well, hmm.
18:24
Good, happy memories.
18:25
I mean, you know,
18:25
we had fun with him and stuff,
18:26
but there's not a time that, like,
18:28
I can remember.
18:29
Like, sticks out.
18:31
He's like,
18:32
take it out and get ice cream.
18:33
I'm like,
18:35
Yeah.
18:36
That's like my routine.
18:40
oh she did take me to wendy's one
18:42
time so that um the people that we
18:43
were with could go score heroin in the
18:45
projects and she didn't let me go she
18:47
did do that so there's that did you
18:50
bring your bible yes i was going to
18:52
read leviticus but at least y'all get to
18:57
make happy memories with my dad now
18:59
because now my dad's like how are cassie
19:01
and dixie my good lord i mean it
19:04
wasn't like they were all they weren't i
19:06
don't have all those bad memories i just
19:08
don't have a time where it's like
19:10
But I can't even say a lot of
19:12
that was granny because, you know,
19:13
granny had to work all the time.
19:14
And, you know, I have memories of,
19:17
you know,
19:18
like I remember laughing years later that
19:21
he, you know,
19:23
rode a moped and wrecked police cars.
19:25
But, you know, or, yeah, no, whatever.
19:31
That's crazy.
19:32
Like, it's just crazy how it all, like...
19:35
I don't know.
19:35
Like, I would have never,
19:36
ever thought that, like,
19:40
I would have had a different biological
19:41
dad.
19:42
Like, I don't know.
19:43
But when it come,
19:45
when Emily said something, like,
19:47
then I was like, oh,
19:47
there wasn't a doubt in my mind that
19:48
it wouldn't come out.
19:49
Right.
19:49
If that made any sense.
19:51
I was like, oh, shit.
19:52
Yeah.
19:53
Here we go.
19:54
But I don't know.
19:58
Yeah.
19:59
It's crazy,
19:59
but the whole situation is crazy.
20:01
Yeah.
20:04
And it just keeps going.
20:07
But, you know,
20:08
at least we found each other.
20:11
Yeah.
20:11
Oh, and it's our sister Susie's birthday.
20:13
Oh.
20:13
Happy birthday.
20:14
Happy birthday.
20:15
Happy birthday, Susie.
20:17
Susie.
20:17
I know.
20:21
I need to have her here one time
20:22
and come on the podcast and actually be
20:23
like, what the hell?
20:24
No, I would love it.
20:27
You would.
20:27
She's nothing like, like,
20:30
she's her own little man.
20:34
Oh, mom.
20:35
Well, we love you.
20:36
We'll get off and.
20:37
Okay.
20:40
See you later.
20:40
Love you.
20:41
And I'll call you here in a little
20:42
bit.
20:43
Bye.
20:43
Love you.
20:44
Tell her I said hi.
20:46
Hello.
20:49
A train just went by too.
20:52
When I was out there.
20:53
Like I've never heard it in the.
20:58
Is that sound like that out here?
20:59
Okay.
21:00
It does.
21:00
Do we have to keep the headphones on?
21:04
We don't.
21:05
Or do you want to look professional?
21:08
It don't matter.
21:09
We can.
21:11
Is Dixie still on there?
21:12
No.
21:13
Okay.
21:13
I don't know how to get off.
21:20
Is your mama still there?
21:23
Yeah,
21:23
she just thought I was trying to get
21:24
off the phone with her.
21:25
I got to mute it.
21:28
Yeah, I'm tired.
21:29
Desi's mom calls every day and talks to
21:31
her, but she only talks about,
21:32
she only calls and like, listen,
21:33
it's only about the dog.
21:34
Yeah.
21:36
And drinks.
21:37
And she wants a Coke.
21:38
Yeah.
21:39
Yeah.
21:40
Or snacks.
21:40
Little Debbie.
21:42
Okay.
21:45
and so usually I'll start barking like
21:48
like the dog if Cole sit beside her
21:54
he'll like bark like a German Shepherd do
21:56
they does who has the dog Dixie has
21:58
her she actually does uh-huh yeah and then
22:01
she only wants her to bring sugar she
22:02
don't ask about grandkids never met the
22:05
grandkids I don't think nice just how
22:09
sugar what are you doing
22:11
That's cute.
22:12
And then she'll call back a few minutes
22:13
later and be like, I just called you,
22:15
didn't I?
22:17
Well, what are you doing?
22:19
Yeah.
22:21
She's got short-term dementia.
22:23
Well, sounds like full-fledged dementia.
22:27
What are we doing?
22:28
Do y'all want to take a break and
22:29
come back?
22:32
Sure.
22:32
All right.
22:34
Let's take a break.
22:35
the Hester and Cook stores.
22:38
What's a Hester and Cook store?
22:40
It's tablescapes.
22:44
We can buy all the cute little,
22:46
all the cute little paper, decorative,
22:50
you know, strike, whatever, you know,
22:52
placemats and all the cute stuff.
22:56
Look it up.
22:59
It's cute stuff.
23:01
You have to do it for work?
23:03
Yeah.
23:04
As soon as we open
23:07
right into easter right into easter and
23:14
are we on live right now yeah well
23:18
some people that i work with like to
23:19
go really big and use words like oh
23:20
we're going to put chinois on the table
23:22
i'm like what the heck is a chinois
23:24
but um what is a chinois you have
23:27
no idea that's just a pattern it's a
23:32
pattern it's like i think you know this
23:33
belt like chinois
23:36
Or is it spelled like Chenoweth?
23:38
That's why I probably didn't know what it
23:40
was called.
23:41
You know those plates I have in my
23:43
hallway that... No.
23:43
I was like, he don't know what...
23:46
Chenoweth.
23:47
Is it like the blue and white plates
23:50
that look like they're supposed to be the
23:52
castle?
23:52
Yes.
23:52
Well, damn, you do know.
23:56
Well, she said it's a pattern,
23:57
and I know she's got blue and white
23:58
plates in her.
24:02
I'm over here like, Chinor.
24:06
Chinoweth.
24:08
Yeah.
24:09
We should.
24:11
You probably can't even say that, can you?
24:12
No.
24:13
That's a white background.
24:24
Oh, well.
24:25
Ashley and I should bring a place setting.
24:29
We should.
24:31
And decorate a place setting.
24:33
Is plastic okay?
24:35
I wouldn't even know.
24:36
Is Dixie plates okay?
24:39
Dixie plates.
24:40
I have the kids.
24:40
Oh, that's Dixie right there.
24:42
i mean if i want to fancy it
24:43
up i do have trays you know with
24:45
the little dividers oh yeah i don't have
24:56
anything fancy in my cabinet i got i
25:01
got real fake i got real
25:04
plastic solo cups that look like the fake
25:06
ones, the plastic ones.
25:08
Oh.
25:09
Are they in your china cabinet?
25:10
No, they're in my,
25:11
that's what we drink out of.
25:12
Oh, okay.
25:13
Why are you laughing?
25:14
Because you're funny.
25:16
Don't I, Dixie?
25:16
That's what I have.
25:17
They're real plastic solo cups,
25:20
but they look like a solo cup.
25:22
I don't have no match and nothing.
25:24
Me either.
25:26
Or like Stanley cups.
25:27
That's all I have.
25:29
We might have like one.
25:30
I have mason jars.
25:31
I have a lot of mason jars.
25:33
I love a mason jar though.
25:34
They're the perfect size.
25:35
That's great to drink out of.
25:36
The plates and stuff match.
25:39
My plates match?
25:41
Don't they?
25:44
No, they're just all white,
25:45
but I have like,
25:46
I just went through a stage where I
25:48
bought all the white plates,
25:50
real plates at Goodwill.
25:55
So there might be four that match.
25:57
And then I have some plastic ones that
25:58
are not ninety nine cents from Walmart.
26:00
Those little plastic ones you can get.
26:01
And that's what we really eat off of.
26:03
Well,
26:03
the babies eat off their plastic and then
26:05
we have white and then black.
26:07
But they're the cheap ones from Walmart.
26:09
And I just sent you a picture of
26:11
what Chinois is.
26:12
Chinois.
26:12
If I'm just being honest.
26:15
Don't want to name my grandbaby.
26:16
I just want to know how you spell
26:18
it.
26:18
Chinois.
26:21
Chinois.
26:22
I'm telling you.
26:23
It's like Illinois.
26:25
but i'm like i don't really think that's
26:27
very eastery but i mean
26:30
Oh, I was right about that.
26:31
You add some pastels.
26:33
When we had Christmas, on my phone,
26:37
I have a bunch of videos,
26:38
like things your daughter does and you
26:39
have no idea how she learned them.
26:40
Because she does real flowers and has a
26:45
bar with real bar things, no plastic cups.
26:50
But she's fancy.
26:52
No,
26:52
I think that's the difference between
26:53
having money and not having money.
26:55
Why do you buy real flowers for?
26:57
Because she fucking can.
26:58
We couldn't, see?
27:01
I mean,
27:02
where do you even go besides Walmart or
27:04
Kroger to get flowers?
27:05
Maybe a florist, but...
27:08
The best place is a Trader Joe's.
27:10
I only go to florists when we have
27:11
to send flowers for a funeral.
27:12
She said Trader Joe's.
27:13
I've never even been in a Trader Joe's.
27:14
I've only been in Publix once.
27:16
They do have cute flowers.
27:17
They do have cute ones at Trader Joe's.
27:20
I've never been there.
27:21
Do y'all know how...
27:22
How would you spell Shinwa, honestly?
27:24
C-H-E-N-O-I-S.
27:28
C-H-E-N-O-W-I-T-H.
27:32
It's Q-I-N-G-U-A-H.
27:36
A Q?
27:37
Q-I-N-G-H-U-A.
27:41
Oh, hell no.
27:42
That's not what I was thinking.
27:43
How does a Q get a... Qua.
27:46
It's the qua.
27:47
It's the qua.
27:47
There's not even a C in it at
27:49
all.
27:49
I mean, there's no... Yeah.
27:51
Chinois.
27:52
I mean... Q. Q.
27:55
Huh?
27:56
Like when we go on a cruise and
27:58
we are sitting there and you know,
28:00
your little,
28:01
we always eat the main dining room,
28:02
which is the fancy dinner.
28:04
And the guy always comes up and he's
28:05
got the little thing where he does stop
28:06
the crumbs.
28:08
And then he always puts your,
28:09
your silverware like it's supposed to be.
28:10
And then I just pick it up.
28:12
And then now I do it just to
28:13
move it around because he'll come back and
28:15
help straighten it out.
28:16
And I'm like, well,
28:17
I never used that for,
28:18
just give me a fork.
28:19
I don't need twelve forks.
28:20
Wrap it in a napkin, paper napkin.
28:23
I don't want no cloth napkin.
28:26
and we'll be done the right way or
28:28
the first time like he stood there and
28:30
i was like what are you doing like
28:31
i'm trying he was waiting on me to
28:33
sit down so he could put the napkin
28:34
on oh god i'm like i'll do it
28:37
right we're good y'all got paper sister
28:40
susie knows how to do it she does
28:43
she's been to etiquette school twice
28:45
really yeah yeah she doesn't know how to
28:50
do all that stuff oh yeah i don't
28:54
know anything
28:56
Anytime I have to go to like something
28:57
with Hagan, I have to get high first.
29:01
And I don't even get high.
29:02
And then I go and I'm like,
29:05
I'm fucking starving.
29:06
I'm going to eat.
29:06
And Hagan's like, no,
29:07
you have to wait there.
29:08
I'm like, fuck that.
29:08
I don't like cold food.
29:10
So I'll just be eating.
29:11
Then I asked him, like,
29:12
you don't eat that roll or no?
29:16
I don't like cold food.
29:18
And I was starving.
29:19
Outwardly.
29:20
what you work from the out in i
29:23
just grabbed one used the same one for
29:25
everything i like licked it and then like
29:28
they took the plates and i was like
29:29
i got my fork they're like this ain't
29:32
olive garden honey i'm just kidding it
29:34
wasn't like that but i really did start
29:36
eating before everybody else but i was
29:37
like i'm starving well it was hot so
29:40
you know there's that
29:43
That's funny.
29:44
Then I made a beeline for the door
29:45
and I told Hank and I said,
29:46
tell him I'm a germaphobe and it's flu
29:48
season.
29:50
He called me when he left.
29:51
He's like, everybody wanted to meet you.
29:52
I was like, yeah,
29:52
I don't want to shake hands.
29:53
I don't know what to say.
29:56
We're older,
29:57
so I have a question for y'all and
29:59
maybe it's not appropriate.
30:02
Are you going to ask,
30:03
do you just fart and don't even know?
30:05
Because yes, we do.
30:07
Oh, no, that's appropriate.
30:08
I'm just kidding.
30:10
Go ahead.
30:11
One of my girls at work,
30:12
we have a little, you know,
30:13
text thing that we all are on.
30:15
And she said,
30:16
this picture out in the group.
30:18
Well, when I first looked at it,
30:19
I was like, she said,
30:21
it finally came in.
30:22
And then she showed this picture.
30:23
And I was like,
30:25
I didn't respond because I thought it was
30:27
a pleasure toy, you know?
30:29
And I was like,
30:30
they're all younger than me.
30:31
I'm definitely not going to respond to
30:33
this because...
30:34
You know, and, and go to you,
30:36
you know, I was gay.
30:37
I'm yeah.
30:38
That's all.
30:39
Hey, good for you.
30:40
I'm proud of you, sister.
30:42
Um,
30:42
her fiance suddenly died back in August.
30:45
So, you know, I was like, oh, baby,
30:47
she's, you know, yeah.
30:49
She's lonely.
30:50
Mm-hmm wants to feel something again.
30:52
But, um, then somebody else was like,
30:57
what is that?
30:58
Have you heard of a fellow,
31:02
a fellow or a fella?
31:05
philo f-i-l-l-o-w no me either um i'm like
31:12
they didn't have those things when i was
31:14
you know i had to worry about a
31:16
menstrual cycle since i was in my thirties
31:19
but y'all probably did is it like a
31:20
new age tampon or the cup it's the
31:23
tampon with a diva cup attached it's the
31:25
very first one it's the tampon with a
31:27
diva cup attached i'm like what's a diva
31:30
cup yeah i would
31:33
But she sent out the picture,
31:34
and I was just like,
31:36
I really did when I first looked at
31:37
it.
31:37
I was like, oh.
31:38
So is it a reusable tampon?
31:42
What,
31:42
you just run it through your dishwasher?
31:44
I don't know.
31:46
That's what I'm saying.
31:47
Things are so different than when we were
31:49
younger.
31:51
A fill-o.
31:52
So it's like a follow, but a fill-o.
31:55
Yes.
31:55
Oh, because you fill-o.
31:56
You fill-o.
31:59
Yeah.
31:59
I know.
31:59
I've never heard of that.
32:00
I've never heard of it.
32:02
I haven't.
32:05
You know, you just regular,
32:06
but I have no idea how that would
32:07
work.
32:09
Yeah.
32:09
I would be the like, Hey,
32:11
can somebody come in here and get this?
32:19
Yeah.
32:20
No, I mean, no,
32:21
my mom would not let me use tampons.
32:23
Really?
32:24
No ma'am.
32:26
And then I've never,
32:26
how things have changed since we were
32:28
younger.
32:29
How much things have changed?
32:31
Yes.
32:32
Well,
32:33
I'm not going to talk about it because
32:34
Trent's over there.
32:35
I'll be like,
32:35
I hardly ever use them because I bled
32:37
too much.
32:37
I'm sure.
32:39
Heavy.
32:40
Yeah.
32:40
It's not, it's not, you know,
32:42
maybe it's not appropriate,
32:42
but I was just wondering, I mean.
32:44
No, I've never heard of that.
32:45
Me either.
32:46
And we have daughters.
32:47
Like you would think that we would have
32:48
heard of it.
32:51
Yeah.
32:52
Maybe it's for people who care about the
32:55
earth a lot.
32:56
Oh, eco-friendly.
32:57
No plastic insertions or plastics and
33:01
stuff like that.
33:02
I don't know.
33:05
I saw, um, speaking of that,
33:07
I saw a, um,
33:09
tick talk yesterday that said this was the
33:12
air,
33:13
like this was the airfield right after the
33:17
Superbowl was five hundred private jets.
33:19
And it was like,
33:20
and they talk about us, you know,
33:22
you know,
33:22
make sure you recycle and reuse it.
33:24
Like, bitch,
33:27
I'm pretty sure our plastic straw ain't
33:28
gonna do anything,
33:29
but y'all have five hundred jets,
33:31
you know, leaving the same spot.
33:35
Yep.
33:38
Yeah.
33:38
I don't, I don't.
33:40
Yeah.
33:42
That's a lot.
33:42
What is it?
33:42
Let me see.
33:43
So it's a reusable tape.
33:45
I can't see.
33:46
Yeah.
33:46
I don't, I don't know.
33:48
Yes.
33:49
So when I first saw the picture,
33:50
I was like, oh, yay.
33:53
Yeah.
33:53
That's good.
33:55
But it's like a fishing pole when you
33:58
put your fish in the net.
34:01
It's like a fishing pole and net.
34:04
Lord.
34:04
Yeah.
34:04
Yeah.
34:09
Yeah.
34:09
Yeah.
34:09
Look, speaking of daughters,
34:11
I went to Aniston's the Saturday after the
34:13
snowstorm thing.
34:15
And she goes, hey, mom,
34:15
do you want some bread?
34:16
And I was like, I mean, not necessarily.
34:18
And she was like, well,
34:19
I have some and I'm not ever going
34:21
to eat it.
34:21
And I said, well, where'd you get it?
34:23
She goes, I don't know.
34:24
Everybody told me I had to go get
34:25
bread and milk.
34:25
So I did.
34:26
She said,
34:28
I don't even know what kind of bread
34:29
to get.
34:29
Oh.
34:31
That's so cute.
34:32
I brought her a loaf of, Hagen said,
34:33
where'd you get the loaf of bread?
34:34
I said, Aniston,
34:35
because her workers told her to go get
34:37
bread and milk.
34:38
She got three loaves of bread.
34:39
Yes,
34:39
and this may not be funny to y'all
34:41
because you weren't there,
34:43
but I freaking laughed so hard about this.
34:45
So I think I've told y'all a story
34:47
about the time that Aniston called me
34:48
crying because her and this guy,
34:50
this other server was into it and she
34:53
was squalling and I was like in my
34:55
car like on my way to fight Eli
34:57
you know all the things like so I
34:58
I just jump in the car and I'm
35:00
like I'm on my way baby you know
35:02
here I come and she worked at like
35:03
a nice steakhouse and so I get there
35:05
I'm like in my pajamas but I did
35:07
put a bra on anyways we went to
35:09
that same night we went to her where
35:10
she works now and that same guy works
35:12
there and I had said something about him
35:14
and she goes that's the one that like
35:15
I got into it with and I was
35:16
like oh
35:17
I said, I remember that.
35:19
I said, here, I done beat-bopped him.
35:20
He ran up into this nice steakhouse and
35:22
was like, where's he at?
35:24
She was like, I might have overreacted.
35:26
And I said, well,
35:27
I was in my pajamas,
35:28
but I did have my bra on because
35:29
I thought,
35:29
what if he pulls my shirt over my
35:30
head in our fight?
35:32
I don't want my titties coming out in
35:33
front of them.
35:37
He had no clue that they were even
35:38
fighting.
35:39
He had no clue that I was there
35:40
to beat him up.
35:40
He wasn't even mad.
35:41
No, he had no idea.
35:42
So when I got there, I was like,
35:44
what's going on?
35:44
Where's he at?
35:45
Whatever.
35:45
And she's like, I might have overreacted.
35:48
Did she know you were coming?
35:49
Yeah.
35:50
She called me.
35:50
She couldn't even breathe.
35:54
I was like,
35:55
I know the hell he ain't.
35:56
Here I come.
35:56
I don't know who he is,
35:57
but I'm coming.
35:59
And I mean, Hagen's like, what's going on?
36:00
I was like, I don't know.
36:01
I'll call you.
36:02
And he was like, I mean,
36:03
I probably had hell shoes on and
36:04
everything,
36:05
but I did put a bra on because
36:06
I was thinking,
36:07
what if he pulled my shirt off?
36:10
People be taking pictures,
36:12
posting it online.
36:13
And I'm in my pajamas.
36:14
I'm like,
36:14
there was a homeless woman coming here to
36:15
attack us.
36:19
Anyways, he had no idea.
36:20
She said,
36:20
I didn't tell him until we started working
36:22
at this job together.
36:23
Like,
36:23
you don't even know that my mom showed
36:24
up at the other place and was ready
36:27
to fight you.
36:27
And he was like, what?
36:28
Yeah.
36:29
There's no mad,
36:30
like a mad when somebody messes with your
36:32
kid.
36:33
I mean, it's like different kind of.
36:34
She was probably on her period,
36:35
which probably made me think of that
36:37
whenever you said that.
36:38
But yeah, I got there.
36:39
I was like, next time,
36:41
could you figure out if it's something
36:43
that I need to shank somebody for or
36:45
just maybe talk you through it?
36:48
There is no mad like that.
36:50
Make my baby cry.
36:51
Paul worked in restaurants, right?
36:53
Yes.
36:56
Did y'all see where this one man had
37:00
a really bad day that worked at the
37:02
Olive Garden?
37:04
I guess he was just fed up and
37:05
he dumped his head in the fryer and
37:09
died.
37:10
He literally went over there and plunked
37:12
in.
37:14
Look it up.
37:14
It shows video.
37:15
But now they're coming out to say he
37:16
was on PCP.
37:17
So maybe he didn't mean to fall into
37:20
the fryer.
37:21
But I'm like, you know,
37:22
you've had a bad day when you're like,
37:24
I'm done with this shit.
37:25
F this.
37:26
I'm dunking.
37:27
What is he going to fry himself to
37:28
sleep?
37:29
Oh my gosh.
37:31
What a painful way to go.
37:32
What is wrong with people?
37:33
He said fry yourself to sleep,
37:35
not fry yourself to sleep.
37:38
But I mean,
37:39
I'm not making fun because it's like,
37:41
it's terrible.
37:42
But
37:44
What you really want to say is that
37:45
that's what happens when you work in the
37:46
food industry.
37:47
That's it.
37:48
I'm just thinking,
37:49
I hope they change the grease.
37:55
I mean, and it's,
37:59
flesh burning is horrible smell too.
38:04
It's sort of the girl who tried to
38:06
pull them out,
38:06
how she got burned really bad,
38:08
just trying to pull them out.
38:09
What olive garden, where was it at?
38:12
You'd have to Google it.
38:13
I mean, the story's on there.
38:14
It shows you.
38:16
Damn.
38:17
But now today it came out like he
38:19
might have been on PCP.
38:20
And that's why.
38:22
Why would you even let him come to
38:23
work?
38:25
Did y'all watch the Super Bowl or the
38:27
halftime show?
38:28
Lord, everybody.
38:29
And Lord, Facebook has been just...
38:31
I'm going to make a post and say,
38:32
look...
38:34
all of y'all need fluoxetine and then you
38:36
won't give a flying shit about who does
38:38
what on the super bowl you'll be like
38:40
i'm glad i'm here i watched the other
38:42
show because i love kid rock and i
38:43
was excited about kid rock and then people
38:45
are like oh he's good yeah y'all should
38:47
all go to a kid rock concert because
38:48
once you go you fall in love with
38:50
him and he's amazing i watched them both
38:52
i had this one here i don't even
38:56
know who bad bunny is i don't either
38:59
I didn't watch anything.
39:00
I mean, Hagen had it on,
39:01
but like I didn't watch anything.
39:02
He watched the Kid Rock when I knew
39:03
Kid Rock and I knew Brantley.
39:05
Is it Brantley Gilbert?
39:06
Lee Brantley.
39:08
Lee Brantley.
39:09
Brantley I thought Carrie Underwood was on
39:12
there I kept thinking Carrie Underwood
39:14
like she did something to her face and
39:16
then it's like not even her but I'm
39:17
gonna be honest with y'all I wasn't even
39:18
excited because my son just brought me a
39:20
punky Brewster poster that was signed for
39:23
me so I was I know I saw
39:25
that yes that was pretty cool he got
39:27
me a um picture of her and she
39:31
doodled all these hearts and stuff on it
39:32
and so was that in Nashville why didn't
39:35
we go to Comic-Con we talked about that
39:36
I know
39:39
uh so he was there grew up to
39:41
be beautiful and uh i love that show
39:45
they were like she was the friendliest
39:47
like we stayed there for twenty minutes
39:49
like i said was she high because like
39:53
and they were like i don't know and
39:54
i'm like i mean no kudos to her
39:56
she was there were a lot of people
39:57
there that we would probably know yeah
40:00
like our like doc from uh back to
40:02
the future was there
40:03
Oh, really?
40:05
How old is he?
40:06
He was like, eighty seven.
40:07
And he was in like a wheelchair.
40:08
And look, Jaden said, like,
40:11
they got their picture made with him and
40:13
stuff.
40:13
But they said he never spoke.
40:14
I said, yeah, like catatonic.
40:16
I said, you know,
40:17
he was I said his PR team's like,
40:18
no,
40:19
you need to make us some fucking money.
40:20
Like, yeah.
40:24
Jaden said he never moved, never talked,
40:26
never nothing.
40:26
And then.
40:28
Yeah.
40:29
Oh,
40:29
it's like Joe Biden when they made him
40:31
president.
40:31
Oh, like y'all made him go to Comic-Con.
40:35
Bless his heart.
40:36
He's nine years old.
40:37
I bet there's a lot of people there,
40:39
though, that we probably would be like,
40:40
oh, my God.
40:40
Like, I don't know.
40:43
I was in love with Ricky Schroeder.
40:45
Is that what it was?
40:47
Ricky Schroeder back in the day.
40:48
He was Silver Spoons.
40:50
Did you not watch Silver Spoons?
40:51
You don't even know what that is.
40:52
Oh, my God.
40:53
You young ass.
40:54
Yeah, I'm actually just a baby.
40:55
But you watch Punky Brewster and you
40:56
didn't watch Silver.
41:00
didn't watch you know trent over here has
41:02
kirk cameron on from growing pains and he
41:05
does a podcast he doesn't even tell nobody
41:08
and i'm looking like who is that and
41:10
then he thinks that our mouse would be
41:11
too bad to even call him they would
41:13
yeah they're not wrong i loved him too
41:20
yeah i love doogie howser i did too
41:23
but um
41:26
Patrick and Patrick, Neil, Neil Patrick,
41:29
Neil Patrick Harris.
41:29
Yeah, I did.
41:30
I like to do a little Dougie Hauser.
41:33
Guess what?
41:34
He would have never liked you.
41:36
Nope.
41:41
Nope.
41:41
That's okay.
41:41
Or I always liked.
41:42
Yep.
41:42
I loved it.
41:44
Um,
41:46
We had Cece at birthday party this
41:48
Saturday and it was at three o'clock and
41:50
we had a Botox party at one thirty
41:52
that ran over into the birthday party.
41:55
I said only we have a five year
41:56
old's birthday party with a Botox party.
41:59
There's people having like wine and I
42:01
dressed up for the Fancy Nancy and I
42:04
look out one time and Randy's out there
42:06
like I don't know if he's changing oil
42:07
in somebody's car or something but like
42:09
We had that going on.
42:10
And then I had found these fake eyelashes
42:12
at the salon.
42:13
So I had one of our younger cousins
42:15
putting the fake eyelashes on.
42:17
And at like three forty, people were like,
42:20
when's the party going to start?
42:21
I was like,
42:21
the party started forty damn minutes ago.
42:23
Was I supposed to make an announcement?
42:24
Like, it just starts when it starts.
42:26
Like, I don't know what you mean.
42:27
We all blended.
42:28
Right.
42:28
Well, you just do it.
42:30
Our first Christmas we had,
42:31
we got a camper so Cassie and Tina
42:34
could stay in the camper.
42:35
and so that was in our driveway and
42:36
then we had a dumpster because we were
42:38
cleaning out our house we just got it
42:39
renovated and then what Michelle come to
42:42
do Botox and we had her in the
42:44
driveway doing Botox in front of the in
42:46
front of the camper yeah and so I'm
42:48
like we are so redneck yeah we were
42:50
so redneck yeah um when it was over
42:53
we were pulling all the decorations down
42:54
because Aniston decorated it really pretty
42:56
and we had all the balloons like the
42:57
helium and I was like hey go release
42:59
one for Barbara
43:00
So all the kids were outside releasing the
43:03
balloons for dead relatives.
43:04
And I was like,
43:05
she died on Super Bowl Sunday,
43:06
so that's tomorrow.
43:07
And they were like, okay, we will.
43:09
They had no idea.
43:10
But I played musical chairs with the kids.
43:14
And so I made people give me money.
43:15
So I paid them the once in a
43:16
while.
43:17
you made i need money yeah i was
43:19
like randy i need some cash and he
43:20
was like for what i was like because
43:21
i'm making the kids play musical chairs
43:23
outside and whoever wins and he was like
43:25
okay and he gave me five dollars and
43:27
i was like i mean they'll probably come
43:29
back to my kids birthday parties because
43:31
they won stuff so not like how many
43:33
kids were there there was probably none
43:36
her age so all of the things that
43:38
i bought like i bought necklace making
43:41
stuff bracelet making stuff crowns that
43:43
you could you went overboard didn't you
43:45
Yeah, Amy did.
43:46
And then I did.
43:48
None of them were her age.
43:49
So none of that got used.
43:51
None of it.
43:52
Were they older?
43:53
yeah they were all older um there was
43:55
an eight-year-old there um but then the
43:58
next age was like ten and then well
44:03
because her class oh she's not even in
44:05
school yet and we did the party in
44:07
centerville we live in columbia so none of
44:09
the daycare kids could come because that's
44:11
that's giles county that's even further
44:13
away so it was just our family but
44:16
it worked out but anyways at a young
44:18
age
44:19
Oh, yeah.
44:20
And I was like, hey,
44:22
keep her over there, you know,
44:23
while we're doing the Botox.
44:24
And then the blood squirted out of my
44:26
head.
44:26
And I told Colleen, I was like,
44:27
get her back.
44:29
Like, she didn't see it.
44:30
Well, the kids, thank gosh,
44:31
they probably would have thought they had
44:32
to get a shot.
44:33
Right.
44:33
Yeah.
44:34
I don't want to go to this party.
44:35
And I had to show up at the
44:36
party,
44:36
to the party with no makeup on because
44:38
I was getting...
44:39
Botox.
44:41
And I had on my Fancy Nancy dress
44:42
and all my beads and had to go
44:44
in the dollar store.
44:46
Like is Fancy Nancy a character?
44:48
It was a book and then Disney turned
44:50
it into a show.
44:52
Okay.
44:54
But it ended in
44:56
oh because we're like in mary poppins
44:57
world and now we're in frozen now she
45:00
likes frozen yeah i didn't even know anna
45:02
and i didn't know fancy nancy but malaya
45:04
found it on disney and loved fancy nancy
45:06
so everything was you know it's just gaudy
45:09
feather boas and just all the things it's
45:12
super cute though i would like it yeah
45:15
it's really colorful and very yeah yeah
45:18
animated but she's been over is she over
45:20
poo
45:22
yeah she still has to carry poo around
45:24
but we have to um she got into
45:26
a poppin stage where she loved mary
45:28
poppins but now it's frozen so anna and
45:31
elsa and so anna anna yeah and i
45:35
always say anna well um but you know
45:38
what we got we gotta put on them
45:40
cowboy boots that we got her because
45:41
they're like elsa boots so cute
45:46
Yeah.
45:47
I bedazzled Malaya some shoes.
45:50
She had it.
45:51
I got her a tutu that was multicolored.
45:53
Like, it was so cute.
45:54
But I was like,
45:55
this is probably the last time because
45:56
she'll be six next year.
45:57
So it'll be like, yeah,
45:58
something like on her or something.
46:01
I can't go to the store without buying
46:03
a little stuff.
46:03
And I get in trouble all the time.
46:04
But I went the other day and I
46:05
got her an Elsa and a...
46:08
on a little um the mini dolls yeah
46:11
and then i was going to just give
46:14
her that for valentine's day but then i've
46:15
ordered a box and i've ordered white snow
46:18
or the little white kinetic sand and the
46:20
pink and purple sand and i'm going to
46:22
make her like a little sensory box and
46:24
then i bought her this thing where you
46:25
can make snowballs um it said it was
46:30
non-toxic so uh emma's gonna kill you but
46:32
yeah good job
46:34
And then we can make her an Olaf
46:35
and, you know.
46:36
Yeah.
46:37
Because she likes Olaf.
46:38
Because I love all the Play-Doh and stuff,
46:41
but I don't like it in my house.
46:44
Well,
46:44
she has a little sensory van outside that
46:46
Emily put.
46:47
It was her water table.
46:47
Now she's got that kinetic sand in it.
46:49
And then her favorite toy, though,
46:51
right now is Dixie got her that tunnel.
46:55
And Emily has to fight her to get
46:56
her out of the tunnel.
46:58
That's cute.
46:59
Emily, every morning, she's like,
47:00
that damn tunnel, I hate it.
47:02
She won't come out of it.
47:04
That's cute.
47:05
But she loves that tunnel.
47:06
She needs her alone time.
47:08
She does.
47:09
For prophecy.
47:10
Yep.
47:12
All right, well.
47:13
It was good seeing you, Dixie.
47:15
I mean,
47:16
if y'all tell me how to get out
47:17
of here.
47:19
You know, just,
47:21
we'll see you next Tuesday, you know?
47:22
Like,
47:23
just leave it on and maybe the battery
47:25
will die.
47:26
I'm just impressed I actually was able to
47:28
log on.
47:29
I know.
47:29
She said she won't be able to get
47:30
on there.
47:31
She doesn't know technology at all.
47:34
We're hoping that Trent can help you,
47:36
but he wasn't very good earlier.
47:37
So there's, yeah.
47:40
We may see you Tuesday.
47:43
I don't need nobody.
47:45
Is there an ex up there?
47:46
Yeah, you just leave the studio.
47:49
What do you mean leave the studio?
47:52
So basically just stand up and walk out
47:55
and we'll see you.
47:56
I found an ex.
47:57
I'm going to click it.
47:58
If it does, love y'all.
48:01
Love you.
48:01
Love you too.
48:02
The X won't stay.
48:05
I can kick you out real quick.
48:08
Don't you kick my sister out.
48:09
I'll hit you.
48:11
Bye.
48:12
I love you.
48:13
Oh, sure did.
48:14
He sure did.
48:15
It said kick, too.
48:16
That's rude.
48:17
Yeah.
48:18
Well, I'm going to Disney next week,
48:19
folks,
48:19
so we won't be on here next week,
48:21
but we'll be on here the following week.
48:25
And we love y'all.
48:27
Yeah.
48:28
You're all right.
48:29
Okay.
48:30
I'm hungry.
48:30
Okay.
48:30
Love y'all.
48:31
Bye.
48:31
Love y'all.
48:33
Bye-bye.
48:34
Kami.
48:34
Sequel.