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Hour 3 - A Colt Classic · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Keeping up with the Joneses.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, and we ask
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  Speaker 2: the hard hitting questions like are you drinking the Daniel
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  Speaker 2: Jones kool aid? As the Colts get off to the
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  Speaker 2: quick start, You're drinking that kool aid? The Colt's ladling
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  Speaker 2: it out at the County Fair. Are you're drinking? And
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  Speaker 2: also Sam Darnold his first Seahawks start was blank, His
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  Speaker 2: first Seahawks start was blank. Also, how do you appraise
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  Speaker 2: the performance of former number one overall pick Bryce Young
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  Speaker 2: and the Carolina Panthers as they went down and they
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  Speaker 2: went down hard against the Carolina Panthers. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 2: all that and more here it is. We'll tee it
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  Speaker 2: off in our number three, a cult classic. Welcome in
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  Speaker 2: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maler Show.
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  Speaker 2: usually are are pretty much every weekend. There's some others
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  Speaker 2: Hour podcast yesterday, you know what I'm talking about. But
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  Speaker 2: our lead this hour is from Indianapolis, the racing capital
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  Speaker 2: of North America. The Iniapolis Colts have been racing nowhere
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  Speaker 2: fast for years. A team stuck in a tornado suck,
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  Speaker 2: that's the Indianapolis Colts. But they were looking for brighter
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  Speaker 2: days as they took on the Miami Dolphins in the
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  Speaker 2: great indoors there. Do you see this game? Two words
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  Speaker 2: for this game no contest, No contest. Those are two
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  Speaker 2: words to describe this particular performance we talked about a
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  Speaker 2: little bit earlier. Indianapolis wins this game thirty three to
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  Speaker 2: eight was the final. They led the game thirty to nothing, So,
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  Speaker 2: as you might imagine, the game was over early. It
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  Speaker 2: was over at halftime, it was twenty to nothing. I said, well,
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  Speaker 2: maybe it was not over at halftime. Twenty nothing was
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  Speaker 2: definitely over going to the fourth quarter, and so that
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  Speaker 2: was it. As the Colts get the win, but don't
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  Speaker 2: bury the lead. My man, heart, We're not going to
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  Speaker 2: bear the lead. So dang the old Jones. Yes, that
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  Speaker 2: Daniel Jones. We've all decided he sucks. Daniel Jones still
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  Speaker 2: futsing around out there playing some ball. So Dani Jones
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  Speaker 2: passed for two hundred and seventy two yards and accounted
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  Speaker 2: for not one, not two, but three touchdowns, one through
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  Speaker 2: the air, two on the ground, and Indianapolis doing something
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  Speaker 2: they rarely do, they pollaxed the Miami Dolphins. Now this
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  Speaker 2: is a home game in Indianapolis. This led to wide, spread,
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  Speaker 2: wide spread chatter about redemption, that this is a redemption
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  Speaker 2: situation for suckbag quarterback Danny Dimes, that he just got
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  Speaker 2: out of New York and he went to Minnesota to
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  Speaker 2: hang out for a little bit, enjoy the great lakes
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  Speaker 2: there and enjoy the nice outdoors. And now he's in
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  Speaker 2: his new home in Indianapolis, and he's good to go,
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  Speaker 2: good to go, all right, So let us discuss the
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  Speaker 2: question for the esteem panel.
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  Speaker 1: Are you drinking?
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  Speaker 2: Are you drinking the Daniel Jones kool aid, which the Colts, oh,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, are labeling out at the County Fair.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone gets free. Everyone gets free kool Aid. You get
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  Speaker 2: free kool At, you get free kool At, you get
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  Speaker 2: free kool At, you get free cool kool Aid. So
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  Speaker 2: my views on this, I've got one eight hundred flowers,
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  Speaker 2: dinner rolls, and at a sketch, and we will combine
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  Speaker 2: all of these things together and we are going to
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  Speaker 2: make the Baba Ganoosh. We're gonna make the Baba Ganoosh
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  Speaker 2: is what we're going to make. Absolutely all right now,
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  Speaker 2: before we get into my take on Daniel Jones and
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  Speaker 2: all this, let's hear from Shane Steichen talk about having
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  Speaker 2: a tough decision. So Shane Stikeen is the coach of
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  Speaker 2: the Colts. He had Anthony Richardson, who were pretty sure
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  Speaker 2: can't play, versus Daniel Jones, who we know can't play,
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  Speaker 2: and those were his quarterbacks in camp. Daniel Jones won
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  Speaker 2: the job, went out and played great. Here is Shane
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  Speaker 2: Steyle bake In on his quarterback and it was huge.
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  Speaker 4: Like I said, we want to stay on schedule and
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  Speaker 4: compleat balls. I don't remember what the sports stats twenty
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  Speaker 4: two to twenty nine for two seventy two and a touchdown.
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  Speaker 4: And two rushing touchdowns. Yeah, he played good ball. You know,
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  Speaker 4: we got to continue that every week. It's one week
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  Speaker 4: at a time, but that's the preparation he puts in.
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  Speaker 4: He was ready to roll, and guys went out there
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  Speaker 4: and made plays plump.
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  Speaker 2: So this is our commitment here at Fox Sports Radio.
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  Speaker 2: We are there. We put a microphone while he was
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  Speaker 2: dropping a deuce, Shane Steike in in the men's room
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  Speaker 2: in Indianapolis, and very kind of him to do the
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  Speaker 2: news conference Shane Steike and while he was taking a
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  Speaker 2: bowel movement. My god, I'll tell you if I saw
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  Speaker 2: about how things have changed. So and I'm saying this
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  Speaker 2: is for worse or for the better, But when I
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  Speaker 2: started here, like a sound bite like that would not have.
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  Speaker 1: Been put in by the editing staff.
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  Speaker 2: Someone would have lost their job because there was like
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  Speaker 2: a like a quality thing like well we can't hear
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  Speaker 2: the person that, well, we shouldn't put it in. Now
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  Speaker 2: it's like it's like the Old West. Whatever, we just
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  Speaker 2: put it in a fi We have it. That's why
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  Speaker 2: we're going to play it. That's it. But it's just
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  Speaker 2: it's just one of those things in my life that's
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  Speaker 2: changed where it's like, well, you have to have high quality,
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  Speaker 2: it can't be crappy. Well that that was that microphone
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  Speaker 2: was Actually it wasn't even in Indiana. It was over
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  Speaker 2: in Ohio and it was a boom mic from Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So the first thought on this get back
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  Speaker 2: to the point, Get back to the point, pase.
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  Speaker 1: So are you drinking the Daniel Jones.
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  Speaker 2: Kool aid, which the colts are now ladling out like
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  Speaker 2: they're at the county fair. So I am abstaining from
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  Speaker 2: the kool aid. I am abstaining from the Daniel Jones
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  Speaker 2: flavored kool aid. And my advice before you drink too
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  Speaker 2: much of that is check the expiration date. And here's
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  Speaker 2: why what we saw on Sunday was both unexpected. Right,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna agree unexpected, right, unexpected.
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  Speaker 1: It was sugary sweet. It was so off the.
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  Speaker 2: Wall abnormal that we cannot help but think it was
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  Speaker 2: of a cosmic nature, that there was some kind of
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  Speaker 2: glitch in the simulation.
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  Speaker 1: Blame the corn moon.
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  Speaker 2: Now we'll have more on this developing story later this hour,
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  Speaker 2: as our astrology insider Andrea will check in to give
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  Speaker 2: us the lowdown on this. But Jones was majestic.
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  Speaker 1: Very rarely. I don't think I've ever said that.
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  Speaker 2: Majestic and Daniel Jones, but he was. He was running
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  Speaker 2: like Secretariat in full stride, galloping through the Miami pathetic
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  Speaker 2: defense there and had twenty two completions on twenty nine
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  Speaker 2: pros as well, completed over seventy five percent of his
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  Speaker 2: passes for two hundred and seventy two yards and a touchdown.
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  Speaker 2: He added a couple of rushing scores Daniel Jones as well,
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  Speaker 2: and suddenly, Daniel Jones, Daniel bleep but eap.
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  Speaker 1: Bleep bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep bleep Jones.
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  Speaker 2: He looked like Lamar Jackson's long lost brother from a
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  Speaker 2: different mother, running around like that. And uh, of course,
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  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen? Now we know what happens. We live
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  Speaker 2: for this Week one over reaction Machine.
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  Speaker 1: Week one.
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  Speaker 2: Crank it up now, crank it up. Week one overreaction Machine.
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  Speaker 2: We love it, we love it, we love it, we
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  Speaker 2: love it. We love a big money, big money, and
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  Speaker 2: no way may stop. So Daniel Jones overreaction Machine. He
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  Speaker 2: is going to be treated like a cemetery. He's gonna
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  Speaker 2: get a lot, a lot of roses like one eight
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  Speaker 2: hundred flowers.
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  Speaker 1: He had a lot of roses, right, a lot of people. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it was a giants fall.
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  Speaker 2: It was Brian day Ball and this guy and that guy,
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  Speaker 2: and know you, he's gonna have more bouquets, Daniel Jones,
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  Speaker 2: more bouquets than a Broadway curtain call with the football
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  Speaker 2: media circling the wagons. Regardless of that, Let's not confuse
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  Speaker 2: roses with roots. And I will try to be the
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  Speaker 2: level headed overnight gas bag. The people lining up, and
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  Speaker 2: they are lining up right now like it's the State
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  Speaker 2: Fair Midway, Welcome to the mallor Midway ready to ride
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  Speaker 2: that Daniel Jones roller coaster. Never mind that half the
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  Speaker 2: bolts are loose, never mind that right half the voltsre Now,
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  Speaker 2: this was fleeting.
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  Speaker 1: I use the word fleeting. Fleeting beauty is what it was.
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  Speaker 2: The rare bloom that vanishes poof the next morning. And
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of like in La we do the show
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  Speaker 2: from Los Angeles and there's a flower district. It's right
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of skid Row. If you want flowers
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  Speaker 2: in downtown, I let you go down there. And my experience,
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  Speaker 2: I bought flowers from there. A couple of times, and
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  Speaker 2: they're usually dead by the time you get them home.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how they do that. They must have
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  Speaker 2: a skill to make sure they sell the flowers just
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  Speaker 2: before they're about to expire and go bad. That's my
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  Speaker 2: experience down there. Anyway, listen, this was again I go
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  Speaker 2: I use the word fleeting. I think that's the proper
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  Speaker 2: word here. That we've never seen this consistently by Daniel Jones.
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  Speaker 2: We've never even really seen this more than once every
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  Speaker 2: two years they'll have a game like this.
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  Speaker 1: But in New York he was fumble the.
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  Speaker 2: Fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble, waiting to happen, and stuck in
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  Speaker 2: this weird dimension, stuck in neutral. Now what has changed, Well,
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  Speaker 2: he's wearing different laundry. He's wearing different laundry. That's the
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  Speaker 2: first thing that's changed. Did the Colts unlock some kind
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  Speaker 2: of mystical powder? They did? They go into the warlock
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  Speaker 2: room and come up with something here? And which is
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  Speaker 2: potion or witch? Is brew?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not?
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  Speaker 2: Or is this more a case of the Miami Dolphins
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  Speaker 2: who are so aloof as a football team, they have
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  Speaker 2: such apathy their jobs and doing what they're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: do that they just decided, Hey, tackling's optional, and we
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  Speaker 2: really don't want to be here, but we have to
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  Speaker 2: be here, and so we're going to play like we
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  Speaker 2: all want to go somewhere else and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Miami's defense treating Lucas Oil like a Labor Day barbecue, right,
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  Speaker 2: it was like that would go out to Lucas Oil, say,
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  Speaker 2: it'd be like a barbecue and a lot of standing
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  Speaker 2: around for the Miami Dolphins defensively, a lot of standing
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  Speaker 2: around and paper plates, not glass, not ceramic, paper plates,
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  Speaker 2: and nobody wanted to clean up the mess, just like
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  Speaker 2: left the trash all over the field. And that's the
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  Speaker 2: Miami Dolphins. And so forgive me if I'm not already
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  Speaker 2: penning my haikup to celebrate the performance of Daniel just
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  Speaker 2: but until Daniel Jones is able to show that this
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  Speaker 2: is more than one off, then that's all it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a one off performance. And if he does
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  Speaker 2: turn things around, good for him. It does every once
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  Speaker 2: in a while happen. Very rarely does it happen. And
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  Speaker 2: even when guys do turn their careers around, often you're
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  Speaker 2: still waiting for the for the bottom to fall out.
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  Speaker 2: You're waiting for the return like Sam Donald a great example,
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  Speaker 2: Sam Donald sucked for his entire career, went to Minnesota,
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  Speaker 2: played well, but you knew eventually, Sam Donald, the suck
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  Speaker 2: version would show up.
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  Speaker 1: And it did.
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  Speaker 2: It showed up in the final game of the regular
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  Speaker 2: season against the Detroit Lions and a playoff game against
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  Speaker 2: the other Rams.
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  Speaker 1: And it showed up.
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  Speaker 2: In week one here against for the Seattle football team
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  Speaker 2: against the forty nine ers RCT.
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  Speaker 1: More on that coming up in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: So I will firmly plant this in the full moon situation,
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  Speaker 2: that this is a full moon situation, a cosmic anomaly,
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  Speaker 2: if you will, cosmic anomaly. And Daniel Jones he played
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  Speaker 2: the game of his professional life. I don't think he
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  Speaker 2: played like this at in college at Duke either, until
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  Speaker 2: proven otherwise.
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  Speaker 1: I'll keep the blue kool aid in the fridge.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to drink any of it. All right. Now,
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  Speaker 2: we go to the aforementioned Pacific Northwest Southern Alaska. We
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  Speaker 2: go NFC West matchup forty nine Ers and the Seattle Seahawks.
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  Speaker 1: How did this game go?
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  Speaker 2: Well? The Niners said, we want to give this game away.
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  Speaker 2: We would like to give this game away. And Seattle
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  Speaker 2: said we don't want the game. We do not need
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  Speaker 2: the game. You can have the game. So brock perty
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  Speaker 2: had a pair of interceptions. He did also play some
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  Speaker 2: hero ball late in this game, so we should point
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  Speaker 2: that out that he did connect on a late touchdown
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  Speaker 2: pass that gave the forty nine ers the lead and
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  Speaker 2: they would end up winning that game thanks to a
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  Speaker 2: very nice fumble by the Seattle Seahawks on what was
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  Speaker 2: their final possession and fumbled the ball in the final
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  Speaker 2: thirty seconds and the drive that began at their own
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  Speaker 2: thirty five yard line, they got all the way down
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  Speaker 2: to the nine yard line that they needed a touchdown
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  Speaker 2: on Seattle. They didn't obviously get it. They didn't score
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  Speaker 2: anything on that drive. They fumbled.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Good night, game over, see you later, see you later, right,
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  Speaker 2: So Sam Donald, though, that's that's the story here. Sam
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  Speaker 2: Donald's first Seattle Seahawks start was blank fill in the blank.
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  Speaker 2: So my word is unacceptable, capital you. That's my word, unacceptable,
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  Speaker 2: capital you. That was Sam Donald's big debut with the six.
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  Speaker 2: It's almost like we thought he would play as a
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  Speaker 2: Seattle Seahawk and then abra cadabra, hocus pocus. There he
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  Speaker 2: was playing the way we thought he would play. What
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  Speaker 2: a rocky start. And that is to be kind, that
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  Speaker 2: is to be measured to say it was a rocky start.
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  Speaker 2: You had all off season to cook up some offense
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  Speaker 2: here for Sam Donald, the big pickup for the Seattle
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  Speaker 2: football team, and he went out there in that offense
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  Speaker 2: was like lukewarm tuna fish from a middle school cafeteria. Disgusting, right,
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  Speaker 2: just horrible, horrible performance. And the forty nine ers now,
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  Speaker 2: they are not supposed to be a very good team
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  Speaker 2: this year. They're supposed to be an average team, middle
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  Speaker 2: of the road team and all that stuff. And their defense,
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  Speaker 2: they changed so many players on defense. The assumption is
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  Speaker 2: that they're not going to be that good. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to take them a while to figure things out. They
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  Speaker 2: don't have a top five defense in the NFL. And
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  Speaker 2: yet they turned this particular day, the forty nine ers
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  Speaker 2: defense into a great Britain holiday.
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  Speaker 1: It was Boxing day.
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  Speaker 2: They boxed up the Seattle offense and Sam Donald in particular,
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  Speaker 2: he was boxed up. He was gift wrapped. They put
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: a bowl on Sam Donald and they say, hey, welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: That's the Jets version. That is the Jets version of
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  Speaker 2: Sam Donald right there, and make no say this was
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  Speaker 2: not the Viking version of the first twelve games or
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  Speaker 2: so last year. This was not that guy that we sell.
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  Speaker 2: You're not that guy, Pal, You're not that guy. This
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  Speaker 2: was the haunted Woo. This is the kind of game
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  Speaker 2: Joe the ghost hunter should be trying to find the
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  Speaker 2: ghost that is spooking things that go bumpity bumpity bumpety.
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  Speaker 2: In this case, during the day in Seattle to a man,
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  Speaker 2: every time he dropped back, it's like he was in
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  Speaker 2: quicksand dropping back.
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  Speaker 1: How bad was he?
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  Speaker 2: Well, he was a dog with fleets, That's how bad
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  Speaker 2: he was. Sam Donald one hundred and fifty yards passing
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty yards, passing, no touchdowns, no interceptions,
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  Speaker 2: did lose a fumble, did lose a fumble, and again
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  Speaker 2: he had quicksand all over the I was wild and
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  Speaker 2: eighty two percent, eighty two percent of his passing yards
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  Speaker 2: went to one guy. That's it, Jackson Smith in Jigma.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: He eighty two percent of his passing yards. You know
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  Speaker 2: what that's like. That's like going to the Belagio buffet
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  Speaker 2: and they've got all those foods out of the Blagio,
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, you know what, I'm only going to
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  Speaker 2: eat dinner rolls. I'm not going to go to the
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  Speaker 2: seafood bar. I'm not going to go eat some steak.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go have some chicken. All I
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  Speaker 2: want at this buffet, which is really expensive, I just
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  Speaker 2: want the dinner rolls. They're really good, buttery, garlic, delicious
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  Speaker 2: dinner rolls.
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  Speaker 1: But that's all I want. I don't want anything else. Well,
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  Speaker 1: who does that? This guy?
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  Speaker 2: Jackson Smith and Jigba one hundred and twenty four yards
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  Speaker 2: receiving on thirteen targets. Donald had just twenty three pass attempts,
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  Speaker 2: so thirteen of the twenty three he went to one guy.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, and everyone else on offense might as well
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  Speaker 2: have been cardboard cutouts. Remember during COVID when they had
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: those cardboard cutouts. Yeah, was that kind of thing. And
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  Speaker 2: the new quarterback answer, Sam Darnald giving you vibrations like
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: he's a dollar store knockoff of Drew Locke. That's not
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  Speaker 2: a compliment, it's embarrassing. It's absolute embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, speaking of embarrassing, final fut we now go to Carolina.
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  Speaker 2: Got Carolina on my mind the Jaguars in a game
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  Speaker 2: that was broadcast by Fox Sports Radio alumni member Chris Myers.
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  Speaker 2: I'm kid because I care well. Chris Myers called the
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  Speaker 2: game there on Fox. You had the Jags and the Panthers.
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  Speaker 2: It was an e Z win, easy win for the
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  Speaker 2: Jacksonville football team. That's not the story. The story is
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  Speaker 2: in the losing locker room. Another stinker from former number
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  Speaker 2: one overall pick. We're picking Carolina. Now that's the story here.
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  Speaker 2: How do you appraise? How do you appraise this latest performance,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: this latest flatulence from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: So this is top forty radio? Is what?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: This is? Top forty radio?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Same song, high rotation, high rotation, only a couple of songs,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: and that's it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Forget the He's turned the corner stories.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: How many of those did we read behind paywalls over
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: the last few weeks. Oh, he's so good. Everyone believes
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: in him. He really put the work in.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Here's what I love.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: First guy in, last guy out, first guy in, last guy.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I love that. So we can say goodbye to that
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: fairy tale that was a bedtime story that has no
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: happy ending. There's no happy ending there through two picks. Now,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: one of them was at the end of the game here,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: so we should factor that in fumble.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, also had a.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Fumble and did not even crack one hundred and sixty
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: yards passing.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: That is anemic, is what that is. And here is the.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Manly our, Bryce Young. You are a player who was
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: the number one pick in the draft. You were Drafters,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: a franchise savior, and you are the reason in many
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: ways this franchise is irrelevant your thoughts.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: They do a great job with the you know, with
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: the plant.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: It's it's it's on let's play better.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: It's on me to play better.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: It's nothing about an organization or coach or anything like that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Gotta be better, gotta be better. Okay, thank you, Captain obvious.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Yes, you know why. You have to
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: be better.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: You could not.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Be any worse.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You suck, Okay, you know it. We got to yell,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: who give a break?
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Bad?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Why would I give my break?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: This is the kind of And I've been fighting this
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: fight from behind these microphones for years here, and you
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: dumb people keep following for you fall for the ruse.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: You fall for the ruse every single bleeping year. You
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: fall for it? Right now, let me give you a
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: refresher course on where we are on this and why
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: this is so annoying to me. Okay, the story after
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: story was written that Bryce Young had closed the year
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: the proper way and was setting himself off on the
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: launching pad to the moon, to the moon, to the moon,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon to
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: the moon, just like that, right that? That was the
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: story he produced at the end of last year. And okay,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: so how did that go?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I think the story is rather obviously here. There is
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: no such thing as momentum. There's Uncle Moe. Uncle Mo
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: lives in New Jersey, used to live in Brooklyn. There's
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Ozzie momentum, But there's no Momentum in football does not exist.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: It's nonsense. There is no carryover from year to ear.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: No matter how many dopey people tell you that they're
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: dumb people, don't listen to dumb people, right, There is
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: no there's no rollover minutes in the NFL doesn't happen
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: each season. It's like taking an etch a sketch and
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you flip it upside down and you shake it until
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: the pad. You know, that powder stuff rattles around there
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: and everything's gone from the previous year.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: So I don't want to Oh, what about the optimism
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: from last year?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Come on, no opt This guy sucks And it's like
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: getting excited because a baseball player hits a bunch of
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: home runs in the Cactus League.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Whooped the damn dow?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 22:10
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• 22:10
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• 22:10
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• 22:50
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• 25:10
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• 25:22
  Speaker 2: his answer.
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan says he called him a Hayes
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: in Minnesota. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a liquored up
• 25:33
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• 25:42
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  Speaker 2: coach called him a ice in his veins. Blank, blank blank.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: A bugger eater from Lady Sideburns called him a jar
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: head guessed by Scrooge. That's his answer? Page down? Who
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: else do we have? Fur Yok says an idiot kicker
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: who got liquored up and ran his mouth off. It's
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: his answer, page down. I can't read that on the air.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Donkey Sausage says, a milksop is the answer, fat, sassy
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: and spoiled from just Josh. That's his answer. Ariak in
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Minnesota got this right. Bad job by him.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Lorraina?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, Ben?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I think he called him a dingus dingus?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Is that the answer?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: You know? Exactly? Correct answer is a. According to Mike Tumman,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: a serial killer is the answer. Am I like like
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: fruit loops? Or I don't know what sereal he likes?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Just call the phones.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology insider. There's
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: a cosmic event. If you've looked up to the sky,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: and even if you're blind, you can see the full moon.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Hello Andrea, Welcome, Hello Ben?
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be the corn Moon.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: But I'm not.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I'm here doing doing the show. That's it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm doing the show.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Well, blessed corn Moon. I sent you a link for
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: the Farmer's Almanac. I'm back on the X machine. Good
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: so full corn Moon September seventh, and it was a
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: lunar eclipse as well.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, is this the moon that they sing in the
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Pocahonta song.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Do Do Do, Do, Do Do Do?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: What moon is that?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the full
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: corn moon?
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Don't?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Don't they say that in there?
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: Oh? I like that?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: That amazing.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I've heard of that now that you
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: mentioned it. Interesting. So it's uh, you know, full moon
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: lunar eclipse, which we in two weeks they'll be a
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: solar eclipse. So we're in eclipse season, which is endings
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: at new beginnings and transformations. And speaking of which, Aaron Rodgers.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Aaron right, guys, Yes.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: I heard your name singing that tune. And he's Sagittarius
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: December second, nineteen eighty three. I have his birthtime. He's
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: into astrology. Two fifty pm, Chico, California. He actually proclaimed
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: he's a student of astrology and my colleague is actually
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: his astrologer. So he's a Sagittarius. You know that free spirited,
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: loves to travel the whole Ayahuasca exploration, and he has
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: moon in Scorpio, which, as we know, with hoop and Lorena,
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: that can be very intense and a little secretive and
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: he got some revenge against his former team with four
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: touchdowns against the Jets, and that reminded me when Raphael
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: Devers got traded from the Red Sox Boston to the Giants.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: His first home run was against the Boston Red Sox.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's interesting how the planetary energies. I mean, he
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: has a very free spirited, adventure seeking personality, but his
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: inner life as a hidden depth to it. So you know,
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: he has a lot of adventure, spiritual exploration, self proclaimed
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: status as a student of astrology, and he just loved
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: getting those four touchdowns and he went so far as
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: to say something like, I'm so glad it was against
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: the Jets.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Well, of course, of course obviously, I mean, of course
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: you're going to say that because the team he played for.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: And revenge is wonderful. If you've ever changed jobs and
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: you go back and you do something great, and it's
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: pretty unique to sports, but it happens in my business
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: where you go to somewhere else and you get great
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: ratings in the former people you work for look like schmucks.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: So it's always fun, always a good thing.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you know, the full moon is a much
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: more emotional, intense time. So when he asked what it
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: feels like to beat his old team, you know, he
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: was really happy to say that he still habited him
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: to win. And it's interesting. The whole secret marriage, very
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: scorpio move.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: In fact, there was a story out, Uh huh that yeah,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I guess he'd given a shout out Aaron Rodgers to
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: his his fake wife, his mystery wife.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, after the game, Oh mystery.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming he's a fake shout out because no one's
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: seen her, right, no one's heard her voice.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: She must not have any friends because no one's been
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: talking about her.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Sure, we all like the gossip. That's
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: human nature. Women especially like the gossip, and no gossip
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: about from other like girlfriends of the woman. Maybe she's reckless,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: but interesting.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll do my due diligence and do a little
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: more research on that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Well, if you could break that story, that'd be big.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: We get a lot of promote If you can find
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: a photo and a name of Aaron Rodd you can.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Get some money for that, I think.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, all right, Andrew, I'm glad you're
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: doing well. I'm glad you're back on X. Thank you,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Virgo in service. If you'd like to say a load
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: to Andrea, thank you so much. All right, there she goes.
• 31:16
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  Speaker 2: that's his face. Was congratulations your Baltimore Orioles. They dominated
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  Speaker 2: the Dodgers this weekend. Very impressive. It's good to see
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: a last place baseball team play baseball the right way,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: unlike those bums the Dodgers. So that was nice.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: The Ravens won forty.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: The Ravens one is that right, is this speaking news congratulates?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: All right? I thought they lost go ahead, but I
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: hit that breaking news here.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: This is unbelievable breaking newsreaking news from Fox Hill.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they changed the score after the game. Is that right,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: helming Man?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: That the Ravens won forty one to forty in?
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Okay? All right, there you go. I want to I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: want to have what he's having. No, it's the other
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: way around.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Oh god, he you got me. Oh man, I almost
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: felt away game earlier. Oh god, no, I.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Would not be at that game as a terrible game.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: No, I was not at that game. I have no
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: interest in seeing the Houston Texans and all those people are.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you do the monologue ripping CJ. Stra
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: How does CJ. Stroud look? By the way, how did
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: he look? You didn't even go to the game. So
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: why am I asking you?
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: C J.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Stroud? That's your that's my quarterback, c J. Strad Come on.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Nine?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: They scored nine points, nine points.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Then I'm listening to it on the radio.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Congratulations are you still?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Are you still? Are you still taking two hour showers?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Oming man?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Let's see yesterday I took one hour and a half.
• 33:44
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• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: One? Just one?
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be greedy?
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I leave my windows hoping when I get out, because.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I drive, I drive. You like to air, you like
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: to air dry like your clothes. Yeah, okay, I got you.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, very nice, helme man. Are you still
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: watching the OJ trial?
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: I go over it, but I gotta put it together.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, I know I don't want to listen. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to. I don't want to put you on the spot.
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  Speaker 2: People think you just do this randomly, but no, you
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  Speaker 2: game at so far I'll try it. I think there's
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• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not next week.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: They're not there. But I'll try to find you. Next
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  Speaker 2: time I'm there, I'll let you know. Okay, okay, all right, thank.
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  Speaker 1: You helmet man.
• 34:54
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  Speaker 5: Hey, you sports figure guy or girl.
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  Speaker 1: Here were you talking to sons?
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  Speaker 6: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Some incident advice?
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  Speaker 2: Hold that thought.
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  Speaker 1: No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds
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  Speaker 1: and if.
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  Speaker 2: You don't like it, and away we go the incient
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  Speaker 2: advice on who needs our advice? And I could give
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  Speaker 2: advice to the Baltimore Ravens who gagged a sixteen point
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  Speaker 2: lead or fifteen point lead they're late in the game
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  Speaker 2: to the Baltimore or Baltimore losing to the Bills. But
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  Speaker 2: instead of me with Miami Dolphins, the Dolphins playing a
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  Speaker 2: mid level Indianapolis Colts team somehow ended up fall behind
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  Speaker 2: thirty to nothing to the Indianapolis Colts and Daniel Jones
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  Speaker 2: and the Colts ended up doubling about the yardage total
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  Speaker 2: of the Miami Dolphins. A total no show by the
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  Speaker 2: Miami football team. So advice to the Miami Dolphins. You're
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  Speaker 2: on the air when you hear my voice. We'll start
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  Speaker 2: out with you on line one at eight seven, seven
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine on Fox.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, line one, what's.
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  Speaker 6: Worse getting swept by the Pirates?
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  Speaker 5: Are losing no hitter in the ninth ending only to
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  Speaker 5: lose the game four to three.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You'd have to talk to the Dodgers. Let's go on
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  Speaker 2: line too. You're on the airline too. Hello, fine, all right,
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  Speaker 2: that's a move on from that caller.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Hello caller, you're on the advice please to the Miami Dolphins. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: change diapers, good advice. Hello a line number four? Hello,
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  Speaker 2: Line four.
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  Speaker 5: Going in time, drive on park ways and park on driveways?
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  Speaker 6: How do you figure?
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  Speaker 2: It makes no sense? I understand that's Rick and Maryland. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: call your off there. It's the instant advice line for
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  Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, go okay, thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: That sounded like a dolphin.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Line six, you're on the air. We're giving advice to
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  Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins. Hello line, Hey man, this is benbo
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  Speaker 2: Bruce do Dave Smith.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he shun.
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  Speaker 2: You'll get that reference if you listen to the Fifth
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  Speaker 2: Hour podcast from from Friday. Line number one, Hello, line one,
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  Speaker 2: to solve the problem. Yeah, that's right, that's Sean the
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  Speaker 2: hood guy. Hey, listen to Aaron Rodgers. Didn't look so bad?
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  Speaker 2: Hello caller, you're on the air collar Hello, go.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I don't know what that was. Line three, Hello, line.
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  Speaker 5: Three, he does not either.
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  Speaker 2: Boys. Oh that sounded like that did not go well
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  Speaker 2: for that gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: Line four, you're on the air. Line four.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, David Vassy has watched more gay porn than Hitler.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Line line five, Hello, Line.
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  Speaker 2: Five, Pat Junior, I'm an Eagles fan.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to win my wife back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, calm down. Line six, Hello, line six, you're on
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  Speaker 2: the air Line six.
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  Speaker 6: Go.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you could ever say Aaron Rodgers without
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  Speaker 1: saying no? I can't go one more? One more? Hurry up,
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  Speaker 1: peg pegget curling for Line four.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the airline for go oh, line for you
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  Speaker 2: weren't fast enough.
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  Speaker 1: Line four