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- 0:56came out of the hospital. He's got diabetes. Go say what's up to
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- 2:08What up and welcome back to another episode that we don't smoke the same
- 2:10podcast, smoking a fresh hashole right away. Salute to everybody is tuning in.
- 2:20Sorry about not having a free show, but hey, we also didn't
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- 2:30doing that, I went to go solidify the vendors for October fourteenth, or
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- 2:54smoke shop, and they like, literally they're gonna let us do our own
- 2:59thing there joining me. It's my my co Hostial doesn't know how to text,
- 3:02and he's doing hand signals right now? What's going on next to you?
- 3:06What's up now? I'm actually fixing your take, Dog, I'm actually
- 3:08helping you out. I'm just kidding. Ray couldn't see something. It was
- 3:10like very miniscool. I'm just helping him out, and I was trying to
- 3:14be like, you know, hand signal. Is that the right term?
- 3:15Minuscule? That means very small detail? Like did you pronounce that on my
- 3:21word of the day dog for a pist? I'm mini school? What did
- 3:23you What did you hear Sam say it today? Nahn yesterday? Sam,
- 3:28don't use those kind of words. It's more like a no. I think
- 3:31that's more like Patrick Bett Davis because I've been trying, you know, I've
- 3:35been listening to that phone and he uses like words like that. I'm trying
- 3:38to maybe copy jocks and fools fucking language. I don't know. I'm tired
- 3:42of using finner well. I mean, you're the only one that uses that.
- 3:47What y'all don't like that word? Finna? I finished show up.
- 3:51I find a head over there. I feel you know, pull up,
- 3:53you can put it anywhere. Yeah, you feel like get beat up.
- 3:55It's just it's just a just a like like it just it's a low class
- 3:59word. It's like I think it's like like like the black Like it's like
- 4:06saying, bro when you're a chick. Yep, what is it? What
- 4:12is it? Also, let's welcome back our guests returning. Hasn't been here
- 4:15since a well, last time we got to update he I've been in the
- 4:18hospital. He hasn't been in the hospital lately. But what is it he
- 4:23has? We would last time we talked about the pickles story. But let's
- 4:26welcome back Perdict Man, you gotta you gotta get it closer to the mic
- 4:33food. Hey, can you guys hear me? All right? There you
- 4:35going now? We can see has one of these pro pens by? I
- 4:41heard that we're strong as fuck. Thank you, Brouh, salute to you,
- 4:45predict Predict Man. It's been a long time since you've been on here,
- 4:47man and I last the last time, I uh, but is it
- 4:50I saw you I was doing your podcast. Yeah, I took a ball.
- 4:54I think it's about like six months off already. What you take You
- 4:58took six months off the podcast? Yeah, well since last time. That
- 5:00means it hasn't been six months, dog, I think it's probably been like
- 5:05four months at most. No, I think six months. We'll tell them
- 5:13about you fucking took some time out right. Everyone's been asking me. Everybody
- 5:16thinks I quit. I'm trying to see what's going on. Like a little
- 5:19vibrank somebody said, somebody said it wasn't yours. You mean a cock?
- 5:28Rane? Have you trained them? True? The ones like you put yeah
- 5:31the cock and then they have like a little vibrantor they don't do they're not
- 5:38that they're not really that great, dude, They're so great that my dad's
- 5:41stole mine. I feel like it gets in the way. Yeah, it
- 5:43gets in the way. I feel like it does get in the way.
- 5:45I want my girl to feel the whole shaft. And that ship is like
- 5:48it's you have to turn it on the bottom. You have to take the
- 5:50plastic off on the top. Alright, I'm bray. Welcome back, alight,
- 5:56stop, y'all was super. It's nice to have you back, which
- 5:59is big. You miss that man, you know what I'm saying, Like
- 6:04it's good when you're missed dogging and you disappear for a minute because unless you
- 6:09know man, like you know your energy, it's only around for so long
- 6:12and it could be gone the next day. You know what I'm saying?
- 6:15Do they they tell you that when you go back to the hospital every time
- 6:19we've missed you, predict, They're like, oh you're back. I'm like,
- 6:23yep on medicale. I tell the easiest way in. Now it's calling
- 6:27me the ambience. I don't gotta pay for that ship. So I heard
- 6:30the little loophole if you get if you're going not yea the ambulance ouber.
- 6:36You know, if you call the ambulance, don't take you straight up,
- 6:40and they gotta admit you quicker than just going into the yard waiting ten twelve
- 6:44hours, you know. So that's a little loophole. You ain't gonna pay
- 6:47the fifteen hundred dollars. Shit, I'm down so predict How long has it
- 6:54been since human hospitalized? All? Have you been a hospital free? Well?
- 6:58The last time hospital free? Yeah bo yeah, about six months.
- 7:02That's why I stopped doing it, because I went and that's when they hit
- 7:05me that fuck man. I don't know how many of you foods out there
- 7:09have diabetes, but I've shit, hey, I'm part of your club.
- 7:12Now you got diabetes food type diabetes. I don't know yet. I don't
- 7:16have to. I don't have to fucking take no shots or nothing. I
- 7:18didn't want to get into detail with the fucking doctor. Are you sure?
- 7:21Are you? Are you? Are you sure? Tell you were pre diabetic?
- 7:25No? I was pre diabetic when I Birdie started going to the hospital.
- 7:30Well, pre diabetic ones means so you don't become diabetic or what.
- 7:38Yeah, it's hard. It's hard because you know, when I was going
- 7:41to Danny's every fucking mornings, were five packets of sugar. Damn, you
- 7:46know what the five half and halfs You know what I'm saying. You know
- 7:53what I'm saying. So you don't be consepated. How much sir on the
- 7:58pancakes on the pen? Yes, you know were nobody's gotta let Brown Ramos
- 8:07down downstairs show me your cavities. We don't get him. I got silver
- 8:13teeth, you got silver tea. Thank you. Damn. I would have
- 8:18loved him be next, just just because so I like Rap Ramos shout raf
- 8:24promos. Is that fool's birthday came to kick it. I know he's probably
- 8:28got a Jamison bottle with him, so I like that. Like in the
- 8:31scene I'm cut off, are you like in the lung shot. Yeah,
- 8:35it's just like half So have you been partying yet? His diabetes or like
- 8:39a master? So what's the rundown? Now? You know what? Fucking
- 8:43boy? I was the doctors and to blood out of me and shit,
- 8:46you know, and he was like, oh man, they took thirteen of
- 8:50blood out of me. Oh have you ever had a colonoscopy? That?
- 8:56We're all supposed to get one on Monday? And I canceled it? Okay,
- 8:58all right, but we talked about Okay, we talked about what's the
- 9:01other one? About the other one protects? Have you ever had that examine
- 9:05is going to stick your finger up your ass and they check for cancer?
- 9:09Yeah? Yeah, got in that shit, don't. You're supposed to get
- 9:11it done by at least by thirty five? And for what what? Like
- 9:15what was that experience? Like? Luckily he was a doctor with my hands.
- 9:24A white guy, a black guy. It was a white guy,
- 9:28white guy. Yeah you remember his name? Why the first time you got
- 9:31Petra remember that his name. He doesn't take it like that food Like only
- 9:35Exavier would be like Exab would be going on this Twitter. He'll be like
- 9:39Exaber go on Twitter talk about he's like, first time getting penetrated, not
- 9:41bad na. They just fucking go in there, dog, and they just
- 9:46checked for something in there, and they're like, all right, you ain't
- 9:48got cancer. So you're all right, like quick, I'm asking for you're
- 9:54the only one who's got in it because we're because we talked about it,
- 9:58we're all kind of we're all kind of scared. Well, I mean it's
- 10:01something that you guys really have to were you scared? Leta, well,
- 10:05fuck, I want to get a full physical because I remember I was getting
- 10:09life insurance, so they have to do everything. And then they started asking
- 10:13why did you want life insurance now, like they really go into your record,
- 10:18bro everything. Luckily I got life insurance before all this shit started happening
- 10:22to me. Dog, Or they'll be like fuck this foo life insurance.
- 10:26You know, so I'm still worth okay, So like, so doesn't matter
- 10:35because you gotore life insurance before all that. They're not gonna care though,
- 10:43well full not because all this shit that's that I got. How much are
- 10:46you guaranteed right now? I'm guaranteed one hundred, so my daughter's guaranteed.
- 10:52So let's say if I get a terminal ill disease, Like they tell me
- 10:54you got cancer, you have a year list, have his case, go
- 10:58to fucking Hong Kong. Here's fifty grand. Go go set up your funeral
- 11:01services and everything. Go spend your money, do whatever you gotta do,
- 11:05and the other fifty grand will before your kid, you know, when eighteen.
- 11:11So I mean, fuck, it's not a lot of money, but
- 11:13at least as some Mexican shit. I'm leaving something there, like you're not
- 11:16leaving it there, you know, go fund me around here and shit.
- 11:18So these strippers have it. So you said you were supposed to get it
- 11:22called Anscary on Monday. Yeah, well I got one. I got one
- 11:26done probably about brought by like eight months ago, eight months ago, and
- 11:33I ended up waking up, not not waking up in the through the middle
- 11:37of the process. Tell them to run down, Tell them because my dad
- 11:41got one. They make you drink this gallon of on Sunday. Drink this
- 11:45Oh it's this cloudy water. Yeah, cloudy. It tastes like lemon.
- 11:50Really, it's just you just fill up the water. Let's just go potter.
- 11:54It tastes like lemon. Start chugging it. Dog, You just gotta
- 11:58chill, hum me on. Just it's like I'm going to slid way.
- 12:11Everything just comes out. Everything home. You gotta drink the whole gallet.
- 12:13So every time something move, move and you can't do nothing to the next
- 12:18day, you gotta go on an empty stomach, really clean and that's it.
- 12:22Dog. But yeah, I don't know. I don't even know what
- 12:26the they put up in you. It's no, it's a camera something get
- 12:28no, no. But but that's why you got to be empty so they
- 12:31can see this. Bro. Bro, when they put you to sleep with
- 12:35the anesthesia, that shit burns so hard. Bro. You mean they for
- 12:39you to sleep in through an ivy they hear you with some it's cold,
- 12:46hot, full, it's hot like Likenestegia is hard for think like worth it
- 12:52hard, feel it. You'll be like, oh I feel the burn,
- 12:56and all of a sudden starts burning like somebody's really burned you, like like
- 13:01you're putting your hand over the fucking stove and ship. But it told you
- 13:03a little bit because then you're gonna see like that. You start you started
- 13:07to down, calm down, and you're like, I'm trying, I'm trying.
- 13:11They started breathing, they see you know you fucking blackout dogs. You'll
- 13:15cost me time. That's crazy though, because if you try to fight.
- 13:18I remember when I was the dentist and I had my wisdom tee to move
- 13:22like I was scared, so like I was like, nah, knocked me
- 13:24out and they put me on in athesia food. So I was just like
- 13:28laying down. There was just a car. I come back from ten and
- 13:30I was like, I was like, what is this supposed to start hating
- 13:33it? Yeah, like and I just knocked out everyone. When they woke
- 13:37me up, like they had to carry me up, and I was just
- 13:39I was fucked up. I woke up and they told me that they had
- 13:43to stop it because I started choking on my own saliva because they put a
- 13:46two three or through your mouth as well, and I started choking. I
- 13:50have a food, So they stopped it. They're like, we gotta redo
- 13:54it again. I said, what I went through all this ship so I
- 13:56had to do it yeah on Monday, and I said, AMI, wait
- 14:00another so they so they had to stop mid man get inside inside food straight
- 14:07up. Oh yeah, because when you caught your ass whole fucking yeah,
- 14:11that's what it is. Put in your dog. Yeah, you woke up.
- 14:24I won't knock and woke up. And they're like, we had to
- 14:26stop. We had to stop it because you started choking on your own saliva.
- 14:30I was like, the whole dog. I'm telling you, nothing goes
- 14:35right. You think they talk about you at the hospital, You'll be like
- 14:39you remember that. Yeah, They're like, oh, I remember you be
- 14:41that guy with that podcast. I'm like, I bet you. Predick invites
- 14:46everybody everybody that comes in through that door. He's like, what do you
- 14:48do here? Alright? You want to come on the podcast? The doctor
- 14:52comes, Hey doctor, really that busy? You want to come on my
- 14:54podcast? Anesthesiologists on my podcast? People pull up Janitor, who wants to
- 15:05well, why didn't you full? You fucked up? You could have had
- 15:07a hospital give me a little exactly, should have paid me a little extra
- 15:11and I would have took the equipment to the hospital mid covid. I should
- 15:15have paid taken the color NASA before me and you know me. First question,
- 15:20I'm asking anybody on the you don't want surprise cancer food you ever?
- 15:24You want to find out if you got it? First thing. I'm asking
- 15:26support. So far I've been shitting good everything. I haven't been like concertated,
- 15:31So I feel like I'm all right, and I don't feel like I
- 15:35get the color. That's crazy. How Like he's because your throat with her
- 15:37right, He's like because the two Yeah that sounds like a game. It's
- 15:46crazy, bro. But when you wake up and tell you that you gotta
- 15:48do it again. But you'll die if you don't die. Yeah, you
- 15:50could die. Die die if if you have what they're looking for and you
- 15:56don't catch it, you're gone. No, but all right, So what
- 15:58happens if you have something you're assho to open it against the surgery with the
- 16:03colonoscopy through the back and they see all cancer or anything kind of form or
- 16:07shit, they could go in there and burn it. Star Wars style.
- 16:14The ship takes out a lightsaber. Yeah, yeah, like it's probably it's
- 16:22probably a really late, really like precise lasers. Yeah yeah for the for
- 16:27that shit the ship that makes it up that ship, Like it's probably right
- 16:32there one of those man. So but other than that, man, I've
- 16:36been all right. Bro. Other than that, I had to just take
- 16:40some time to like not just find myself within myself. If that should makes
- 16:45sense, you know, just here's someone you're someone else? When when then
- 16:49when I first met you that I saw you at church? I was at
- 16:52church. What kind of church though? You go to the ones that be
- 16:56like almost time? No, actually I actually go. It's a world white
- 17:00non church is called us the savvy ones. Food I'm talking about. It's
- 17:07called Shepherd Church. Shepherd Church because out on the internet, football players,
- 17:11basketball players, they all go there. Bro, Well, you're trying to
- 17:14get people the podcast the church. Oh, I gotta go, I gotta
- 17:22go Shepherd Church on me. Shout out to them, dog, you know,
- 17:26like it keeps me out of trouble for at least like an hour.
- 17:30But I'm trying, Bro, I'm trying. I feel you. I'm telling
- 17:33you, I can see it. I saw you eating. You're like,
- 17:34I know I heard you say the flying dutchments. I also want never die.
- 17:38I would eat like a double doubles. Gotta be with the with the
- 17:42bunt na me trying to fly in dudgments with the world Donson pickles. Hey,
- 17:49you'll cut that bread off so quick? Called me and you'll be like,
- 17:52hey, they put me on what about the what about your your sugar
- 17:56tooth? Will you always come in with these gummies. You got me addicted
- 17:59to gummies. You know, those are the the nerds, the nerd balls.
- 18:03Dog. I think that's what gave me that ship too. Over one
- 18:10a day. Dog. Every time I podcast, he'd come in with those
- 18:11nerd balls or whatever, the biggest one dog. And if I grab a
- 18:17handful, hey, that's it. Dog. Yeah, dog, one hand
- 18:22and that's it. Dog. You don't come if we're not sharing. Hey,
- 18:27these fuckers are pretty strong. Dog, it's strong. Hell yeah,
- 18:32I'm go ahead. That's I'm telling you. Man, trying to make a
- 18:33girl product. Yeah, trying to give Xavier little baby as shot. Oh
- 18:40you know where I got this fucking bell in there? You know? Nah,
- 18:45I had to buy the fucking so the mix box. What the hell
- 18:53you get on? Yeah? I was gonna say. Also, a fucking
- 18:57happy birthday, Ralph. Almost cheers, cheers man, I didn't even know
- 19:03you were there. Dog salute. Wait you know what who again? Hey?
- 19:17By the way, shout out from my baby girl baby. Oh yeah,
- 19:21you're we're fucking taking hump. You're off the market, damn normal foot
- 19:30pictures. That's how you know it's serious. When when when you dog all
- 19:33these when you dog all the other bitches. That's when you know it's serious.
- 19:37Suet, Hey, do you have a preference of toes when you suck
- 19:42toes? I've been described the perfect foot. A perfect foot, she has
- 19:45to have a pinky, I hope. So what are you like getting ampute
- 19:52nail there? You know what I'm saying, like you have to have a
- 19:55foot. You know what I'm saying, like, oh you all you?
- 20:00I mean how they squish it? Because some girls have a little pinky as
- 20:04they're just trying to do a little French tip on it. Like, bitch,
- 20:07you got as you ever have as a girl ever send you a picture?
- 20:10And then and then fucking like you're like staying his own goals. Yeah,
- 20:14noir having walking around with sand or they have they have that, they
- 20:19have that that nasty fucking no like that I know what that is. But
- 20:23that fucking that is all yellow and the steak that's affected that ship is nasty.
- 20:29Room. Yeah, you catch that shit when you get your feet done.
- 20:32And then like you're like, yeah, that's what's the perfect size,
- 20:37the perfect size for female shoe as the guy as a female shoes, your
- 20:41guy shoes probably like a five and a half six. I know that shit
- 20:48caught me off guard, so like a six. Yeah, reacted differently for
- 20:52that one. So yeah, that's still in boy size. So it's cool
- 20:57because the shoes are cheaper and they look they look way better like little like
- 21:02little sneakers. Yeah, you know, because they're using kids shoes. Yeah,
- 21:06no, my daughter uses an and a half man. Dangers are pretty
- 21:11expensive. I was like, damn, she got she got some big was
- 21:14already looking at my closet like your doing. You got your own shoes,
- 21:18don't fuck with my shoes, and I let her know, shut up,
- 21:22don't suck with my shoes. I'll go buy you something. Don't touch my
- 21:25Jordans. You know she's into van she's skateboarding now, you know, so
- 21:30less see what's going on. Maybe that's the next I don't know dogs.
- 21:33You think the skatepard board, you think of the skatepark. Well, she's
- 21:37burning how to skate and holm me, so she's learning how it's hard focus.
- 21:40I tried jumping on that and I was like, you heat the way
- 21:45you love being at the hospital. What's up? Can you bowl with your
- 21:48hand? Yeah? Aftend go bowling. After that, I was like,
- 21:52leftended holmi, what are you talking about? Jack off? Which was which
- 21:57was? Which was the new hand? Yeah? That one? This is
- 22:00okay cool? Aready? You know, people to go up a little bit
- 22:10higher than that. So it took a little bit of time. Dog,
- 22:12I'm still waiting for that that fade. So when he sucked you last time,
- 22:18he sucks you now would be ten times harder because his hands like back
- 22:22to like he's not a frank left is right. Just let me know if
- 22:26you want it. Remember when Will, when Will came up, When Will
- 22:32came up and he gave me that retarded punch. Oh yeah, that ship
- 22:36was hard. Yeah that yeah, he had that strain strain And would you
- 22:41what would you rather fight food? Like are retard or like like what that's
- 22:47angry as that retarded strength or or or or like some fool who's like significantly
- 22:55twice as your size. That's a good one. I got twice my size
- 23:00because I don't want to beat up. Okay, so like size I'm saying
- 23:04like I'm saying, like rop Ramos a little bit but bigger than rab Ramos.
- 23:07So you're telling me will or ralph Ramos but angry will like like like
- 23:15but but I'm saying like angry will like like he's like, you made me
- 23:21mad. No, no one's gonna record men, No one's gonna punching retard.
- 23:26No it's fair game. No, it's not all good. Dog has
- 23:32this that doesn't matter in this scenario. In this scenario is fucking everything's looking
- 23:37to retard even with that strength. And then and then after I'm gona say
- 23:40that your nose, they're not that, that's not they're not. I go
- 23:45to the gym. I also go to the gym. I I can put
- 23:48it like that, what do I want to do? What I want to
- 23:49be the romo? But like the food, the food that the food that's
- 23:52the rap ramo size. He's like, yoke, yes, fool anyway,
- 23:56So I don't know, I don't know. I feel like you rather what
- 24:00about you? I would probably want to fight the person that's twice as meg
- 24:03because I'd be like I would find something to like like I bust the ice
- 24:06cube and get a brick pay on and try to find knock this motherfucker out
- 24:10at some point, like you know, like but like the retard food,
- 24:11there's no way that like how to like like the two years that's how un
- 24:15predictable fight food that fucking gau dry out like a chimp. Yeah. Yeah,
- 24:21Like it's like fighting your nose like the penguin and Batman returns. He
- 24:25just like bites your nose off or some shit Like Nah, dude, I'm
- 24:27good on that, bro, Like like for sure that that part was crazy,
- 24:30like fighting a retard like with like with like super retarded strength. Bro,
- 24:36that shit is scary. Bro. That's like, damn, you're fighting
- 24:37a PCP person out Like math strength is meth strength real. I don't know
- 24:44you you lived in the eighties or the nineties, man, I know I
- 24:48know the fucking fucking strength is real. Was the stick stick? You have
- 24:55a strength of ten minutes? Hold me like, like fu somebody up.
- 25:00I Like how he looked at Exaber, like he's like if I took if
- 25:03I, if I did PCP, I can fuck up Romos on his birthday.
- 25:07Yeah yeah on some super adrenaline sh Yeah, he's gonna have to pull
- 25:15up the strap. Yeah, we're all three of us are shooting at you
- 25:21your car. I'm shooting. That's that's his revenge plan every time I'm shooting
- 25:26in your car Like examples drive Away Examber is hoping somebody shoots his car.
- 25:30Bro there's nothing holes you put it on for sale and be like that's from
- 25:37sucking me and predict to me. You know this isn't a car. I'm
- 25:40not I'm not dead yet, Tommy, Tommy buys it right, Tommy.
- 25:47So he Tommy looks like a human alligator that his name is on the comedy
- 25:52store. Did you hear he got he got his nea rid of them you
- 25:56know that show Dinos Horse. Yeah, he looks at the dad. Know,
- 26:00he looks at that dad when the exactly and everything. And then he
- 26:03also looks like those you know in the Donkey Kong country that was those like
- 26:08those like fat crocodiles that will be walking around. Yeah, those motherfuckers.
- 26:15He looks like those foods lit'ten. Let's that's the chatroom things. Tommy looks
- 26:19like. No predict. I thought you were talking shit like your Instagram has
- 26:25been like low key talking shit on like dissing females. It's been you've been
- 26:30going lokey. I thought lokis because I thought you got catfished or someone you
- 26:34did you dirty? No, no, no no no. And I was
- 26:37over here thinking, I was like, man, have I ever been catfished?
- 26:41Have you been catfished back in the day? Hell yeah, dog Like
- 26:45back then, we didn't have you and it homies. It was all about
- 26:48that party line voice. Sum me, huh do you pull up and ship?
- 26:53That girl looks like the girl from Sucking like that fat with big ass,
- 27:00sharp Eyebrassel. Right now, My issue with girls aren't on the ground.
- 27:07They don't have like you know, they think they're the ships with the
- 27:11body donner or whatever, but they ain't ship without their filters. Are like
- 27:15you start taking pictures again with no filters. Stop lying to the world stothling
- 27:18yourself. If I know what predicted saying. If I can take a picture
- 27:25of you with with those old school cameras with the weak and then the flash
- 27:30and you look bombing that picture and you can send it to jail, You're
- 27:33you're fire. You're feeding at homie, all right? All right, well
- 27:36you just said that, have you been catfished by your chick with some filter
- 27:38bullshit? Like lately, I know you're taking I'm talking like I'm talking like
- 27:41two years ago, three years ago, spend feet fish fish has some some
- 27:47girl ever gave you like look at my feet and then you pull up you
- 27:49and you were like a features guys and fungus. You ever get caught up
- 27:56like that? Real? Real? I mean that there with fungus, Like,
- 28:06yeah, there's tricks now what Yeah, they'll put a fucking fake over
- 28:10like the olbal nail. Huh and she and she was trying to convince you
- 28:12the suck on it. No, no, no, no, no,
- 28:14that's what girls don't know. Yeah, there'll be girls out there then fucking
- 28:17don't take care of their feet, bro, And then you'll know what girls
- 28:18is because you could tell the dry ass skin and they have already under there.
- 28:22And then and then like you're like, don't don't literally put like you
- 28:26know how they happen se nails for the hands, but the ones in the
- 28:27feet are not extravagant. They're just enough to like fit in, so so
- 28:32they blend in. It's like, yeah, I hear line though, I
- 28:42did. When I did see someone, I did see somebody get it done.
- 28:47I was like, what is that? Yeah? Like what is that?
- 28:51Yeah? Like and then they'll say yodas. Now the yas, now
- 28:53that's just stuff. Just now they're doing it, bro. They're out there
- 28:59trying to be a whole ship. See Okay, so dude, will so
- 29:04okay, so okay, yeah, okay, so don't say yeah, I
- 29:08like listen up, so let me tell you be like, so listen up.
- 29:14So my my uncle, my blood, he got himself up, he
- 29:18got married. Right, she's kind of hot like this was no, no,
- 29:22no, no, she was just kind of hot. My dad was
- 29:23kind of hot. And through the time she gained weight, you know,
- 29:29like usual right baby weight, like like like big but big like after the
- 29:33baby, and she didn't I know what I'm saying, like eight just big
- 29:40dog. Let's just say like big weight forty she got supersized forty pounds for
- 29:44sure, forty pounds, so she was that's a lot. But she is
- 29:47skinny bitch. Okay, Like I just said she was hot. When my
- 29:48uncle Mary, my girl put forty pounds, I'll be like, okay,
- 29:52man, like that's like noticeable, Okay, Like I'll be like it's life
- 29:56changing. Shit. Forty pounds is a lot of pounds. Okay. So
- 29:59the girls my teal marriage just grow four or four five years ago. When
- 30:03I remember being at the wedding, we're like, oh, she said,
- 30:08no, no time next. I've never been through poorhound, and me like,
- 30:21does this one look like my head? All right, let's run it?
- 30:22No, what about it? What about your next girlfriend? Though?
- 30:29What about next girlfriend? Well, I've seen someone that looks like gend just
- 30:32click on it and just like, well, I guess I found what I'm
- 30:33doing, all down memory lane, taking my way down to no, but
- 30:42I need you. So she gained forty pounds MeToo cladamentally, who like,
- 30:48hey, like, go start going to the gym, do this and that
- 30:53and huh. She decides not to do that, so then my teal ends
- 30:57up cheating on her, so they get a divorce, and now she starts
- 31:02working out, Like if you would have just worked out when my uncle told
- 31:07you, wouldn't have got cheated, And now you're working out to get some
- 31:08new guy. But I'm like, you already fucked up a relationship when you
- 31:11should have just been hot for your man, Like my THEO just said I
- 31:15was in love with their piddle. I didn't like her no more. I
- 31:18cheat on her because she was She had gained weight. Is that? So
- 31:22that was enough for him to be like, you know what, I'm gonna
- 31:25suck some mother bitch. So he told her, hey, go to the
- 31:27gym. My uncle's like so like he looked the same, and he told
- 31:32her start going to the gym. He ends up cheating on her. They
- 31:33break up. And when they break up, now this they starts going to
- 31:37the gym, start calling. That's called the clapback. That's not a clapback.
- 31:41It's called you're stupidest fuck. It's called you're stupidest fuck. Like why
- 31:45like she works out? Like I don't understand. Why wouldn't you just keep
- 31:49your man happy if you're why start working If you don't want to work out,
- 31:52you just don't work out at all? Wasn't out of the other issues
- 31:56besides the great game? I mean, I don't know. That's not we
- 31:59don't know. Mark, your uncle sounds like he just didn't like fucking a
- 32:01fat trick, Like he's like, I'm not used to thought it was for
- 32:05better or worse something. Chick's got some pretty good pussy though. Man better
- 32:08used to be when whenever he whenever somebody said something like that where it's like
- 32:15yo, always like I had to go to that had some bomber. I
- 32:17was like, yes, because she used to be skinny, pretty yeah,
- 32:21yeah, like you know how like all right, look, those are the
- 32:22words like like have you ever see some going to eat that girls? And
- 32:25then they look like they ate a pretty girl, bro, because yeah,
- 32:30yeah, like because you're pretty, you know, don't make it so sad.
- 32:34And pretty girls make me so sad because I'm like, man, if
- 32:36you just lost some weight, y'all, you could be bottled. You could
- 32:38be only fans. I put five bucks on your only fans. But you
- 32:42gotta you're now you're one hundred pounds heavier. And I don't but you know
- 32:44what, but you know what's cool about fat man? They'd be paid for
- 32:46ship dog because they know. But it's but if you like, like you
- 32:52know, like I don't Holmie him not he's topic he taking out with expecting
- 32:54a child. But you know what I'm saying, like I know Holmie who
- 32:57like he will always be pulling up dog like everywhere dog like and like sometimes
- 33:01you'll come through and I was like, oh damn, this was she pretty
- 33:05moses like she gotta put it like it. I would think the same thing.
- 33:07I would think. I would think the same thing. I was like,
- 33:08she last some ways she'd be fired, you know what I mean,
- 33:10Like like that's just say it's fucked up, right, You think that,
- 33:14But every time, every time she'll be asking him, he gets the command.
- 33:19I'm like, she's buying everything, dog, And I was just like,
- 33:22look at this, we go ahead. You go ahead and get there.
- 33:25They took care of you. He does be paid for shiit dog.
- 33:28I'm not listening none of the skinny girls, all right. I'm just saying.
- 33:30But when I wasn't, especially like in high school. Man, I
- 33:32fucking went down the line. Told me I was in my senior year.
- 33:36Bring me the nine tenth eleventh graders before I turned eighteen. You know what
- 33:40I'm saying. It's all seventeen, dog. You know I'm a graduate my
- 33:46last year in high school. To be fair, it does sound wrong,
- 33:50but he's talking about when he's in high school. So everybody out there before
- 33:52you come up with the comments or flip this around. Oh, he's so
- 33:55true, straight up like when I was in high Yeah, they don't trauma.
- 34:00Tell him when you think about this, you're gonna mom stop food,
- 34:05Like, are you gonna get him at feature? Finish your story? Predict
- 34:07let him like time for me. You're already gonna start with that ship.
- 34:12Michael Viral Dog is PM he's gonna fucking socky another. His arm is good,
- 34:15bro with the fucking fig car real. Okay, I still feel like
- 34:25he did take it easy though. He just did it for show. But
- 34:29see why you bring up traumas food, Like, man, if this one
- 34:31that's PM has waiting from, he's gonna kick your ass. Dog. He's
- 34:35out there doing buries every morning. He's doing dog, hit me up,
- 34:39dog. Trust me, there's a lot of foods that wants to act with
- 34:43that. For me, I ain't the only one. Somebody said that was
- 34:47his strong heart. And so what happened food with the story you were telling
- 34:52this food about his head? No about you in high school? Oh nah,
- 34:57man, It's like I said, it was ma, all these all
- 35:00four I was a fucking player for four reals. All these girls are like
- 35:02you should have been changed. I'm like, hey, no, man's got
- 35:06more tattoos. That's about it, you know. Now I'm fucking turning the
- 35:08fun with dias and all that. And it's funny because all these girls when
- 35:13they were like in their senior year then they used to talk to shit about
- 35:15all these little freshmen girls like hey, those day the bitches. Now you're
- 35:21kicking there with those bitches because you're forty four and they're forty one, So
- 35:24what's the problem. What's the problem though you you were talking shit about them
- 35:30in high school. Now you're trying to be one of them. Yes see,
- 35:32that's what I'm saying. No, I don't want to, like I
- 35:36know now they got three four kids, like you go to the end of
- 35:39the line, baby girl. That it's it's kind of true though, when
- 35:42you peek in high school though, or like when you're one of those foods
- 35:45that you're like you're like going through it. You're you're peeking high school,
- 35:49like you get to run through those bitches first before they end up with the
- 35:52stupid leopard tattoo and two baby daddies to beat the shit out of him exactly,
- 35:57like because I know that's the reason. Like I never like after high
- 36:00school, I never fucking dated anybody back to like that. Like I was
- 36:04like, I'm done, I'm in the real world now, I don't need
- 36:06you no more. I like like I was over. I was like,
- 36:08you don't need to talk to you. I ran into this girl. I
- 36:12don't know where she started sucking, like, kid, what's up? And
- 36:14I'm like what's up. She's like, you don't remember even, like nope,
- 36:21I'm like, yeah, you know me, And I'm like from where
- 36:23she's like, you know, like we hooked up, and I'm like when
- 36:27she's like about like eighteen years ago, and I'm like, I don't remember
- 36:30you. Let's keep it like that. I don't remember you. I don't
- 36:34know what happened. You know she was pretty bad then, but yeah,
- 36:39yeah, the mortar, gut rebuilding everything, you got, diabetes, your
- 36:47right harm barely goes up. You peg it. Dog. You can't even
- 36:52take that from you. Dog. I know you were talking not for nothing,
- 36:58but like he didn't like it. You don't have to be the most
- 37:00handsomest motherfucker, bro, because the older you get, no matter how like
- 37:04the age of the girl, like the type of bitches that you run into,
- 37:08it's like the old even if they're like older, they already got a
- 37:12taste of what life has to offer. So anything anybody that's like not yeah,
- 37:16like it's just like they know was something like hey, bro, like
- 37:19well this was at least being nice. Hey my baby girls, it was
- 37:29predict Are you Xavier's dad? Are you a second dad? I'll take a
- 37:35man you know, like if you don't even have another room in your house,
- 37:37it's all right. You can sleep in Holli schools, cage something,
- 37:40I'll rent it out. You know we're good. That's your dog's name.
- 37:44Yeah, but you know that you'll be able to chill out my path foots.
- 37:46Something never gets something happens to you. If something happens to you,
- 37:50you know you got my pad right there. Dog. You know that's a
- 37:53real homie, right, I do agree with that. Yeah, you already
- 37:58know it might not be free. You might have to clean up like you
- 38:00cleaned up at Georgia's house. I'll make you being a little tongue and shit
- 38:04fucking mopping and ship. Just do something so I could be like a little
- 38:16a little leopard tongue like the nothing like the one Stevo used to wear.
- 38:22Yeah, and you know what would be cool. I would start a show
- 38:23like I would love to do a show like Wild Boys, like Stevo did.
- 38:28Well, you don't even like getting in the waters? No, but
- 38:30I mean I had a shark week. They had shark I wouldn't with the
- 38:34sharks because there's other animals on land. What about the Dealdo parts also started
- 38:37getting a little funny with that ship, but they not with the animal show.
- 38:42I'll talk about wild boys like Stevo and and the other foo. Remember
- 38:45they had MTV and they used to they used to they used Yeah, they
- 38:47used to go to wild places with the animals and like funk with them and
- 38:52like and like I remember there's one one episode they were talking about the other
- 38:55day where like they go to somebody, you know, the cobra charmers the
- 38:59foods they make the cobra standing up and like the cobra stand up, yeah,
- 39:01and then that food like they dared that food. They're like, all
- 39:04right, why the cobra standing up, go kiss the back of his head
- 39:07like real quick and like that fools all scared and he fucking does it food
- 39:09and he like gets away with it. The snake is like, what the
- 39:13fuck? This is a venom one of the most vendom snakes out there.
- 39:15Like he said, this motherfucker just kissed the back of my head. And
- 39:19did you ever see that video? It wasn't It was an indio writing.
- 39:22They put him right in the pit. A bunch of cobras. Dog a
- 39:25fool will go pick him up and slap hill shut up. Bitch. Boom
- 39:29boom. It was probably liked, that's crazy. That shit was crazy,
- 39:34bro. I was like, then this was just pimps slapping fucking Cobra's like
- 39:37getting ship, It's equal the hell yeah, what is it? I got
- 39:45some good news to all the people that have been wanting to to freaking uh
- 39:50get my pens in downtown the LA. You can now find it at the
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- 40:02on Pico, listen store number four added to our ship. As you start
- 40:07somewhere before you know where, it will be forty you know what I mean?
- 40:09And then you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like straight up,
- 40:14it's the first batch. I'm so happy about that. Hell yeah, but
- 40:23a predict you'll be you're being you've been in the hunstit like I gotta I
- 40:28wanted to ask this, Like you've have been in the hospital lot you ever
- 40:30been? Like are you afraid of dying? At this point, I'm gonna
- 40:35tell you something and maybe you guys will peep game whenever you guys just turned
- 40:39fucking lands. If you go there and they start fucking feeding you the morphine
- 40:45and the delotted and all these all they start giving you all these medications within
- 40:50like three or four days, you really stopped giving the fuck fool You really
- 40:53don't care who visits you or you should start They start loading you up with
- 40:58drugs that makes you start losing your feelings, Hodie that you should like,
- 41:00Okay, if it's time to go, I'm ready. It's cool. So
- 41:04all these drugs. That's why I tell everybody, dog, I really don't
- 41:07I'm not scared of dying full because I faced it already in there. You
- 41:12know what I'm saying, you thought about You've already thought, You're already given
- 41:15some serious consideration to the possibility that you might not make it out after that
- 41:19surgery. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I'm telling you. It's like they
- 41:22make you sign all these waivers initial here signed there, this doctor here,
- 41:25And if something happens to you, who do we contact? Who's the emergency
- 41:29contact, Who's who's gonna make a decision for you, and who's gonna make
- 41:31the final decision? Like what all these fucking questions just for colonosophy I don't
- 41:37want it no more. But all these questions will be coming too effect.
- 41:40But oh, all these heavy medications they do provide you with, Bro,
- 41:45you do lose feelings and you really don't care who visits you or nothing.
- 41:50Bro Like, it's weird. It's a weird in the hospital. Does your
- 41:53mom? Like are you cool with your mom? Yeah? I'm cool with
- 41:55everybody? Bro, Like, did you have at least your family go visit
- 41:59you? Yeah? I had. I had some people that pulled up on
- 42:02me. Dog. But sometimes I think just a FaceTime alone helps, you
- 42:07know, just just I don't know. Man, Sometimes you don't want people
- 42:10to see you, but if you want to come and see me, it's
- 42:14highly appreciate it because you're not his friend that you're taking your time to go
- 42:19to go through all that see you in a vulnerable state. Yeah, Like,
- 42:22what's up, homie, I can't make you laugh? Yeah? Like,
- 42:23if I, like, God forbid, you know, if I ever
- 42:25have to get in a hospital, like, I'm not going to be one
- 42:28of those fools that I like, I want to be left alone, like
- 42:30fucking will come visit me? Like yeah, Like because because I buy I
- 42:35bube and my energy feeds off like people that make me happy. Obviously,
- 42:38I'm probably not gonna be happy to see everybody, but you know something about
- 42:42it, And I know, I don't know if it's two or three times
- 42:45that you've been on my podcast, Dog, but every time that I've had
- 42:49like a one on one with the Dog, I think we match energy.
- 42:52Crazy homie, Like our conversations just go to a different level than it does
- 42:55on this podcast, you know, because you've been through some shit and then
- 42:59that's like like, but it's like, even though it's different kinds of ship,
- 43:01the same the definition of what you figure out going through the shit is
- 43:07it teaches you the same lesson. It's kind of like, no matter what
- 43:10culture you're from, whatever religion that culture or ethnic backman has to offer,
- 43:15it's gonna be the same shit as a Christian one. It's gonna be the
- 43:17same shit as the Quran. It's gonna be the same as one because it
- 43:21teaches you how to be a better person, you know what I mean.
- 43:22And it teaches you the lessons out of the life, the ups and downs
- 43:25of life. And it's like I carry I carry and carry on myself very
- 43:30different and sometimes people see the vulnerability and like other mean sometimes because sometimes you
- 43:35just can't take it. And I understand sometimes, like when you'll post some
- 43:37emotional shit or you'll post something, I was like, I get it,
- 43:39but sometimes it's hard that you don't you want to talk to somebody, but
- 43:42you're just like, fuck, if I talk to the people that I want
- 43:45to talk to, I feel like I'm gonna look weak in front of them.
- 43:47So I gotta just fucking put it out in the world because I don't
- 43:51want to hurt those that look up to me already. And it's funny because
- 43:53sometimes you could just walk in, like let's say you walk in and you
- 43:57know, there's two people in the fucking in the room right you, You're
- 44:01You're and you're Bunky or whatever you want to come the either patient that's there
- 44:05as something that you could just walk in and see me and we just have
- 44:08this instinct connect, like we make eye contact and you're feeling my pain without
- 44:13saying telling me a word, you know, and it's like, yeah,
- 44:16like fuck, I mean, you know, we don't have to say a
- 44:20word, but we're feeling the pain right there, and then you know what
- 44:22I'm saying, and it's just like it is it feels good when somebody does
- 44:29take their time to go visit you. Man, even though you say no,
- 44:31it's cool, it's cool, man, because I don't know if I'm
- 44:35gonna wake up in the next hour or not after this fucking morphere. Even
- 44:37if it's like, not something that's serious, even if you just got like
- 44:39some surgery and shit like that, Like what surgery is serious no matter on
- 44:43what scale? Like exaviera, would you want to speople to visit you if
- 44:45you're in the hospital, depending like okay, obviously if you're like like,
- 44:51I don't won't even find it because even if I go for a broken arm,
- 44:57I don't need you to go if I'm there for anything broken clock gartery,
- 45:01What if it's your clock gartery? What if it's your main arm?
- 45:06Or why is it always the army? Would be like because it depends if
- 45:10it's something that like it's not life not life like like you said, not
- 45:15crazy, I don't need you to pull up what do they have to cut
- 45:19out? You lose a testicle no whatever, like whatever, Like you lose
- 45:23a testicle about the ankle that you lost your career in, how are you
- 45:27fine? And then you get a little nub. You get a little numb,
- 45:34and I wouldn't like if I had cancer and I'm like dying, you're
- 45:37there on the thing, I wouldn't want anyone to go because I want to
- 45:38one to look. Okay, we didn't say it was life threatening because everybody
- 45:40wants to driving cancer foods don't like to flet No, no, not that
- 45:44I'm saying they don't like to, but there's not something you want to flex
- 45:46out there because it deteriorates you slowly but slowly. But if let's just say
- 45:50you're like, hey food, like they found the tumb room, Like on
- 45:52my neck, it just popped out of nowhere. It was cancers, but
- 45:55they got it and you have to read there for like two weeks. We
- 45:59would like to visit you just to be like, hey food, like you're
- 46:01you have to feel that your brain, your your skin has to recuperate that
- 46:05whole. Hent want to be like, all right, guys, we're going
- 46:07live. Pulling up to Exsx's room, hit I was not walking in like
- 46:13at two hundred likes. Guys, you'll get a propen as well. He's
- 46:15gonna get a prop and he's gonna hit them. Make special edition get well
- 46:20suit you. Yeah, I'm making killing off Exavier's PCP in there. Well,
- 46:30I would literally go in there, like get the whole staff on there,
- 46:34I start a whole podcast over there. That's what I'm saying though,
- 46:37not being if you go to the hospitals, though, you build some immunity
- 46:42though, like because like if you spend a lot, I bet you like
- 46:45the strongest people that don't really get sick or like nurses and like people like
- 46:47that. Huh no, they get they get fucking sick. Bro. No,
- 46:51I know they get sick. But I'm saying, like they like like
- 46:52to read because they're always around that ship. And I feel that people that
- 46:59are doctors, nurses, food, those are not empathic. Uh I'm not
- 47:02saying not all of them, but they're not empathic beings that I never got
- 47:07COVID or nothing, And all these times that I've been to the hospital,
- 47:09you get you've got an everything, but COVID, got diabetes, you have
- 47:14TDS. Somebody somebody, somebody, I got all my test results right there.
- 47:22You don't even want to go get yourself check after you came back from
- 47:24Miami. Somebody in the chat for Dick has eighty two vaccines. You're not
- 47:32allowed in the hospital without a vaccine can Yeah, but even in my card
- 47:37right here on me, it's like you have papers but no papers. Yeah.
- 47:43Remember remember like come with warm. Remember when I wasn't going to go
- 47:46to Japan me because that second GOVI shit called me. I felt bath for
- 47:52you. I was so fucking sad, fool like, and then what is
- 47:54it? What is it? Paid for? Photoshop though? The picture of
- 47:59that? Yeah, and luckily that whateverything paid for everything paid for? Ready
- 48:05to go, He's just gotta pull up, pull up. Yeah, he's
- 48:10as like you got a COLVID shots like no, and they're like the booster
- 48:15one and I was like, I already have the regular card, bitch.
- 48:17Yeah, he's always willing to take the booster righting. And theres any needles
- 48:23here, huh because he never took the other two. So it's fucking crazy
- 48:29what happens if you just get the booster like you probably get that. I'm
- 48:32telling you, bro, don't do that. You just get They're always sick.
- 48:38I'm like, I've told you, guys man, a bunch of followers,
- 48:40bro y'all got a little paid drop before we get Yeah. Yeah,
- 48:49but I like I can picture him walking into his house. He's like,
- 48:52he's like, you got a shot today. He's like, yeah, we're
- 48:54a fourth one, and all you gots are sick. And I don't get
- 48:57sick. I don't know I'd be I'd be doing and that ship too,
- 49:00bro, every my whole family they took that shit, be getting sick and
- 49:02I literally just be like, oh you sick again. So it's part of
- 49:06the it's part of the fucking plan. Yeah, Like pee for everybody that
- 49:08jumped on like I'm down, I'm down. You guys went first. You
- 49:13guys were like I told my like I told my little brother like he was.
- 49:15He got that ship. He was all about it. He was like,
- 49:17man, it's pretty safety right like and all this shit. And I
- 49:20was like, well, I was like, at least you don't got to
- 49:22worry about having kids, you know, because yeah. So so I was
- 49:27like, so I'm just like, I was like, it's not like you
- 49:28could just like make a kid, you know, I'm with another man.
- 49:31So I was like, the family name is going to continue through me.
- 49:37Like I told him. I was like, yep, it's it's going Nah,
- 49:39It's gonna happen that way. Eventually at some point I've already given the
- 49:45consideration. I don't mind being an older dad. How old you don't want
- 49:49to be like not like Joey, not like like like like like Tenny,
- 49:52Like I don't know if I'm not saying that's the plan, but I'm just
- 49:58saying that, like if you're like, oh damn, I'm gonna still take
- 50:00the risk because for sure, before Joey DSA you had it like fifty two.
- 50:02I think, like you imagine me should start over again. What do
- 50:07you right now? You can have another kid? Food, You're fine?
- 50:09Yeah, how old do you have for trying to bring out a little fucking
- 50:13predict a little one because she wants more? Yeah, call the future doodle,
- 50:23eat your name, your deadlies name when you're dead, only man,
- 50:30that's like the best kind of like honor you could do whenever you have especially
- 50:32because like you, you're from the streets, you have a lot of homeies.
- 50:36You had a few names to choose from a lot of Homesle's gonna say
- 50:37you have a few names to choose from at least more easily. Pict On,
- 50:45you said that she wants to get pregnant. Are you pulling out what
- 50:51will you do it? You old I know you're not wearing condoms. Dog,
- 50:53I know, I know you. I know that's out the wind though.
- 50:55I've been dogging since day one with Well then I said, I said,
- 51:02it's gonna come in the mailbox. I don't know what. Well,
- 51:06Shorty's pregnant already. My dogs. My dog's pregnant already. So I gotta
- 51:12start practicing and get hypers or something, you know. But I don't know,
- 51:16because she's still a young dogs. You know, she messed you one
- 51:19more and I'm just like, fuck, man, well you better hurry up.
- 51:22And she at least she's young though, like because like younger, she
- 51:25could at least take it. Like, you know, it's not like it's
- 51:29not like a you know, it's not like you know, like if you
- 51:30get like a cougar pregnant and then you have to it's like you're you're worrying
- 51:35about putting like a modern Tesla engine in like an old car. You know.
- 51:38Yeah, like it's like you're like yo, you know, you know,
- 51:43but it's just like you know, just me having a daughter, and
- 51:45she has a daughter, and she's like she's like I want a boy soon
- 51:50one day and I'm like, it's looking around and sh shit me, when's
- 51:55she moving? In predict man, not question. She's already asking about kids.
- 52:04But y'all haven't moved exactly what I mean kids. You haven't even give
- 52:07her a key to the house because the key means she could pull up whenever
- 52:13she was she got the cold. Oh yeah, your house was like Walmart
- 52:16and pull up on a bitch pulling up on me? Dog Like, yeah,
- 52:22I ain't fucking with her like that dog. She got hands full,
- 52:25Exam. I'm surprised you're not feeling the same way. I know your girlfriend
- 52:29has hands Does you're hand of control? You dog for me? Trip?
- 52:34You know what, bro Let me tell you. Dog had a homie.
- 52:37They was watching his house. He wanted to send me this picture. He
- 52:40was like, you never believe what I found it. That's what that was
- 52:43bugging me. Yeah, for sure, s fucking bottles like I knew him
- 52:51and they were bugging me. They should ask me for a front. Can
- 52:53you believe that ship? It is both of them too, both of them
- 52:58literally, Because I don't want to go pick it up and delivered to Glenda
- 53:00while I'm drunk. No, I wanted to go. No, that's a
- 53:04lot, said go pick it up. I just said I don't want to
- 53:05go. I had females at the house and I was like, yo,
- 53:07they want they want bumped. It was that the day of the fight.
- 53:10Okay, they know it's not the homie that I know. Fo Yeah,
- 53:14it's it's it's not the fool didn't believe me that there was. This was
- 53:16like, all right, that's how I know his lady has minos because she
- 53:20had a step in and kicked some food's ass. That was good. That
- 53:22was that was the top of him. Yeah he he didn't tell you this
- 53:24cheese been predict dog Yeah no, no, not predict die minutes four.
- 53:32I don't mind. But then I'm gonna go all in and again I don't
- 53:36even unless they want to hear it again. It's something. Even if he
- 53:39started going in on me, baby girl, fucked that's what jump on you
- 53:45fast? You see what I mean. It sounds like a good thing.
- 53:47It was like my size, Like if you and Raw Promos started fighting,
- 53:51I wouldn't be surprised if Melissa jumped in. Now it's different, that's an
- 53:53equal, like eight to eight fight. That guy's bigger than me. Fool,
- 53:58I know, but I'm saying that's like that's what you were. You
- 54:00were you were getting man handled, like not man handled, but like your
- 54:02girlfriend's like, well, scientifically, he's our number here, so I gotta
- 54:07do something. It's different like female at gotta download. Let me tell you
- 54:13what happens. Since he don't wants to bring up. So we go to
- 54:15we go to I don't want to bring it up. So we go to
- 54:17dinner like a double day, like expansive double day. He's don't even solid
- 54:22a place I was that. He's like, yeah, going all out.
- 54:25So you we go to this double day. I know you're kind of tight
- 54:29on you on your on your dinners and ship. Oh no, not with
- 54:32this lady. Now with now with now, with this, now with this
- 54:36girl. Bro, he's like, hey, he's ready to spend six hundred
- 54:37dollars on some stupid fish. So it makes you prediclous podcast at least three
- 54:43one day, we could do it. He's starting three and one day three
- 54:49at least. But so we go to dinner, bro, and no,
- 54:52no, no bumps will be in this night. So that's what I called
- 54:55you, Like if we were looking for we were looking for some bumps.
- 55:00So we're at the pad. Dog, so we go to dinner and then
- 55:04we get fucking wasted. We go back to the pad. We're there,
- 55:06I'm only gonna joint Dog and him and his girls start arguing. You know,
- 55:08a typical couple of bullshit talks a couple of bullshit meybeight live better because
- 55:13they're always like that. And all of a sudden, homegirl finest Fuck says
- 55:16I'm leaving. Doesn't say nothing like I'm leaving, I'm gonna suck some guy's
- 55:21dick, doesn't say nothing crazy. Did you say, finest Fuck? I
- 55:25know, but I just want to know where that fit into the fact that
- 55:28she's leaving. She remember, remember, you're watching a hot girl leave,
- 55:32Dog, You're watching a hot girl that's your girlfriend leave. So my homiees
- 55:36there, I'm not rolling up a joint, So I'm not rolling up a
- 55:42joint. And then, uh so I'm not rolling up a joint. And
- 55:46she says, I'm leaving, doesn't say nothing crazy, and she walks to
- 55:50the door, and the homie says, he grabbed her by the bag.
- 55:52I saw her grab her by the hair and drags her all the way down.
- 55:59That's what you saw the home girl saw it too. Three people saw
- 56:02it. So you were hallucinating. No, wasn't hallucina. I'm not doing
- 56:06acid. Hallucinating. Yeah, hallucinating. I don't have to say that word
- 56:10right anyways, So he pulls her by the hair. We start throwing it
- 56:15down and then like I throw a couple of blows in and then this was
- 56:17like he was bigger than me. So then I kind of gets on top
- 56:21and we start fighting, and then just starts he starts right, where are
- 56:25these blows on his face? The one who goes he left leading? I
- 56:31mean I left with the fucking bite marking my neck. Dog. Yeah,
- 56:46yeah, that's the story, dude. She jumped in, like, but
- 56:51exactly she should have done right? Yeah, should should believe me that.
- 56:54I don't even gonna say something. She's and I'm like, fucking what do
- 56:59I do now? I gotta throw hands. I like the comments are fucking
- 57:06funny. They're like, but it's just throwing a bolleyball. It's somebody exactly
- 57:10do ship is funny, But the fucking chant room, she don't take those
- 57:20at seven thirty. He's always pretty like, she's always pretty sober, so
- 57:22she's alert, like your girl's pretty alert all the time. Yeah, she
- 57:27knows that when you guys going like, she's like, I gotta take at
- 57:30least at least that our events, or she asleep, she's getting turned off.
- 57:35Boo. No, this was always posting the videos, just like all
- 57:38the drinks. I'm like, all right, that's a sixteen dollars cocktail times
- 57:42six. I know how much alcohol the putting those I've been having big Bien
- 57:45having dinners. Hold me, I know what the fuck is this is?
- 57:46So I'm like, you fools, our turn. Don't be lying like he'd
- 57:49be trying to play it out like it's not like like when every time I
- 57:52go to a soccer game, I'm like, I literally will tell somebody.
- 57:54I'm like, oh, you caught. Like they'll be like, hey,
- 57:55I call you last night. We made plans. I'm like, look for
- 57:58if I go to a soccer give me you see it in my story.
- 58:00Don't call me after the game's over. I'm fucked up. I like,
- 58:04just don't come because I'm not gonna remember. I'm borderline blacking out every game.
- 58:08I'm yeah, like like last night, last night, I was fucked
- 58:15up. You're fucked up, fucked up. I just remember having conversations with
- 58:19you, and I was like, man, he's on a sick one right
- 58:22now. I wanted to be on a sick one. I know. I
- 58:23thought you was relapsed yesterday. All right, So trip out. I got
- 58:27a crazy story. I got my baby girl and your daughter some Carol concert
- 58:31tickets. Right, it comes to the maga got her someone Carol g concert
- 58:37tickets at the Rolls Bowl or whatever, you know. So I call,
- 58:40I call not a little company, but they fucking pick up private people like
- 58:45chill. So you know, the guy he charged me up by like it
- 58:54was like a nine fifty dollars fucking round trip. Like damn, these motherfuckers
- 59:00get you good, you know. So this girl, she's a driver,
- 59:05She fucking picks him up, takes him to the Rose Ball. She got
- 59:07very comfortable, you know, and I knowing that my baby girl got a
- 59:10it's a hypothyroid, you know when you should be get swollen. So like
- 59:15the Hawaii, they went inside, this bids got a countable. She leaves
- 59:19the Rolls Ball to go buy fucking shoes, you know what I'm saying,
- 59:22comes back and she's fucking all the way on another end. So my girl
- 59:27walked all the way around the fucking rolls ball, you know. And so
- 59:30I had to talk to the boss because the boss specifically send out the email
- 59:36himself. This is a very important person. Boom boom. So what you're
- 59:39fucking employee left the rose ball knowing there's one hundred thousand people there to go
- 59:43buy some shoes, and she made this girl walk all around And that's not
- 59:45what I paid for it. So now he owes me a free ride.
- 59:50Gotta get mad, gotta get that run back? Right? Uh? And
- 59:52how like heals you an expensive riding and expensive right? Well? I mean
- 59:57those fucking you know, you know those days Chappelle, fucking trugs you can
- 1:00:02don't see are expensive, right? Dog? Why didn't you get escalated?
- 1:00:06Fucking might as well get for two people? Nah? Four an important?
- 1:00:16I don't even think you. I'm just telling you that I didn't get the
- 1:00:20service I was supposed to be getting. Dog, you know what I'm saying,
- 1:00:22especially as a boss is emailing you telling you this is a very important
- 1:00:27personal dog. Guess how I was again? Did you a favorite? It's
- 1:00:36not a paper, it's not a favorite. I paid for for that service.
- 1:00:38Bro, Are you're making somebody walk all the way around the Rose Bowl
- 1:00:43just because you wouldn't go buy shoes on the clock. That is a mission.
- 1:00:47You know what I'm saying, dog is I'm paid for service and and
- 1:00:52and the boss, and the boss show you. This is a very important
- 1:00:54person. I have the fucking email right here, like are you gonna you
- 1:00:59didn't? You didn't provide service. So now that I saw you, he's
- 1:01:01like, I'm sorry. I got you. Next time, I got you
- 1:01:04a free one. Yeah, you're supposed to give me a free one,
- 1:01:07can't we see the email? Predict CECC is like the king getting no no,
- 1:01:14no, okay, how about how about you use how about you use
- 1:01:17that free limo on us? We don't smoke the same, We don't limo
- 1:01:20the same? Where we going? Can we hot box the limo? Can
- 1:01:22we hot box the limo? I don't think they smoke? What about a
- 1:01:27nastank I hope? So I've had a nastang in a limo before for a
- 1:01:32signeta you know and stablished. When did this happen? Blast? Please?
- 1:01:45At what age did this happen? I was in high school too, okay,
- 1:01:46good school activity. Anybody in this room told me with the exception of
- 1:01:52Ray and predict that they went to AA. I would be like, all
- 1:01:55right, what's going on? Let me know. I wouldn't. I don't
- 1:01:59even want no more like unless it's like my niece or something. Yeah,
- 1:02:01like unless even if you asked me to go, yeah, I better puts
- 1:02:07you too. But I would pull up with you maybe if you're like hey,
- 1:02:09Melissa's like, hey, we're gonna go into the game after I have
- 1:02:14to pull up with you with family members with you. There's list the things
- 1:02:16like I like, I go yeah, dog, yeah, yeah, okay,
- 1:02:25we dic I got it right here, So what what's up? Dog?
- 1:02:31Special instructions Very v I P with care passenger sale number number number number
- 1:02:39number number show for to text slash call upon arrival if any issues please call.
- 1:02:46Okay, there you guys, go a dog, you know, straight
- 1:02:51up? You know, so like that very important person he said, that's
- 1:02:57from the boss, very VAP Berry Berry, come on Berry from a half
- 1:03:05of do you know I ain't gonna lie, I like if I if I
- 1:03:08when I go back to Universal Studios, I'm gonna go back to the Harry
- 1:03:10Potter right, and that bitch is working. I'm going back to the office
- 1:03:14and he's like, she might have kids. I don't give a fuck.
- 1:03:17She should have never been fucking rude to me. Dog, I paid for
- 1:03:21a seven hundred dollars pass and after okay, so right, yea for my
- 1:03:24service, fucking one hundred and fifty dollars, right but straight up, but
- 1:03:29un that he don't talk about homie. Alright, alright, alright now,
- 1:03:35I'm not going on the Sady's bens. I had a motherfucker Monday, give
- 1:03:38it to give it to Mercedes ben so we can tap them fuckers. Tell
- 1:03:43them what happened, Mercedes car you have, and it starting with the I
- 1:03:46don't worry, she's know how that I want to go take my car because
- 1:03:50the weather shirts on the fucking on the on the windows are coming on.
- 1:03:53So that's what it's. There's a recall on that. So a call they
- 1:03:58had my car for like three weeks. Fucking two days later, same shit
- 1:04:01pops off. I go back and then say like, well, we gotta
- 1:04:04reorder the part. I'm like, why don't you guys fucking get it in
- 1:04:06the fucking bulk instead a fucking orient apart from per car. If you know,
- 1:04:12this is a fucking defect these fucking cars have. So I ended up
- 1:04:15talking to the manager. The manager gave me some fun the customer service,
- 1:04:18and I'm like, fuck, I never had service like this, you know,
- 1:04:21through Mercedes. Every single time I get serviced by some guy named Moscar
- 1:04:26Slatino, Mexican, whatever you want to call it. But now I get
- 1:04:29treated like ship by the white men. But if Tom Haggs pulled up,
- 1:04:31you guys would have pulled up a fucking curt Yeah. No, But like
- 1:04:40I said, look, dog, it's like it's me. You paid for
- 1:04:43a fucking service, extended warranties, all that shit we having. Fucking you
- 1:04:45don't be taking care of hum. Yes, I spend over one hundred thousand
- 1:04:48dollars and with those fools, dog, in the past five years, I
- 1:04:51didn't man some fucking respect. Dog. I don't know about you, dog,
- 1:04:55but I got papers, so I speak up all my respect. Dog.
- 1:04:59I'm I remember Sady said I could pull up a car with no paycheck
- 1:05:01or nothing done here you gocc I felt I felt like I kind of felt
- 1:05:08like you fools. The other day and I went to Hard Summer. I
- 1:05:10did buy a VIP ticket and they wouldn't let people in the VIP section because
- 1:05:15it was over capacity, and you're like, You're like, I feel like
- 1:05:23I don't care that it's packed. It was packed, but you have to
- 1:05:27press you gotta pressment. I left the comment, yep, And there's there's
- 1:05:32not much you can do to this. Right should have problems like your fin
- 1:05:35should have just like you should have. You should have just commented, like
- 1:05:39to get the attention that I should have been like I was assaulted. I
- 1:05:42would have just I was assaulted because I wasn't in the VIP No, I
- 1:05:45was at the move right there, you just put I was assaulted. Please
- 1:05:49contact many to contact me management to find out more than in the email.
- 1:05:54Yeah that not that. I mean the VP was assault And you think the
- 1:05:59monster are gonna start going out of business with all these fools. Malls are
- 1:06:01yeah, oh I'll here for sure. Malls for sure are going out of
- 1:06:04business. Hire right because I think so, because like well a lot of
- 1:06:09corporations are leaving, so the malls are gonna become affordable. I'm also are
- 1:06:11gonna turn into swap meets because malls are a dying business to begin with already,
- 1:06:16Bro, Like I have to travel to like fucking Ford four lids out
- 1:06:20of like the ten that are remaining out here to get the actual new drops.
- 1:06:25And the reason they have them at these locations they get the new drops
- 1:06:27is because they know it's hard to find these stores in the middle of an
- 1:06:30outlet, Like I get it. Criminals will go the other hell of a
- 1:06:33lot. But whenever they see they have those old school by Syle security guards
- 1:06:36that are trigger thirsty, these criminals kind of think about it because those are
- 1:06:42the only security guards that are willing to shoot that gun. That's why Japanese
- 1:06:45and Asian business is hire those foods. Go to a fucking go to an
- 1:06:47Asian market, we'll see like ten of these fucking like like look at Ralph
- 1:06:51Ramo's dad looking like like time foods with a gun just like like just rolled
- 1:06:57up ready like like steal this watermelon, motherfucker, steal this great fruit,
- 1:07:01like steal I chopped. Yeah, Like I feel bad for your mother.
- 1:07:09What you said, mama? Yeah, it's like I don't want no problem.
- 1:07:15Yeah, everybody call up get your free medical advice from pre Dick.
- 1:07:20Hey man, I'll give you guys my PayPal how teachers how to get healthy
- 1:07:26and avoid the hospital Hills. I'll tell you suppose how to get pussy at
- 1:07:30how you hit on the nurses, not the nurse hit on me, homie.
- 1:07:32She saw she saw the package, bro, but the woking with a
- 1:07:38little I remember I told you, yeah, this didn't mention the Brazilian chick.
- 1:07:47You're right, Yeah, yeah, you're right, she said, And
- 1:07:53she started to talk, touching my lags and she and I'm like, hey,
- 1:07:57you know I told it straight off. I'm on morphing. You think
- 1:08:01I gave you some fucking she lost the mass. You know I bought you
- 1:08:10guys, haven't changed exchange instagrams? She has my Instagram even from that,
- 1:08:15yes, she yeah, mom too, milf. Yeah, I guess he
- 1:08:19predicts everything I can predicts sending her messages while he's on NAZ. He was
- 1:08:24like, okay, I'll send me off. You started talking soccer. How
- 1:08:34you don't even know soccer? Like, no, boy, she was cool,
- 1:08:42lady man, she car she wasn't even my nurse. She which is
- 1:08:45wanting to talk to me like that. Imagine if you were in the hospital
- 1:08:57Exaviera. But then like the only the only nurs that time is a male,
- 1:09:00So you have to get your boss cleaned by a guy. I'll be
- 1:09:02mad. Oh man, No, I had a guy that like shrip.
- 1:09:06He was trying to do that shit. You know when they finally gave me
- 1:09:10my room, Hey, you know you want me to clean you up?
- 1:09:14You know before? No, no, no, no no, just look
- 1:09:15for the range, put my IV and insistently all you need me to clean.
- 1:09:20I'm like, I heard you the first time. Dog, I don't
- 1:09:23want you to dog. I don't feel comfortable with dudes. Man, But
- 1:09:27where the girl nurses that I feel like this was over? I told you
- 1:09:30no, man, I did it happened the first time. But about the
- 1:09:35catheter, you know whatever says they put the catheter like, oh, maybe
- 1:09:40to piss clean Yeah, I mean not my lefts you know what. Yeah,
- 1:09:50I didn't even think about it. Yeah, yeah, you're reaching reach
- 1:09:56before that shit fucking hits the back of the knick or something. We constructed
- 1:10:00the tunnel. Yeah, like the pluming dollars. That ship is crazy,
- 1:10:10bro. Yeah, so you know what it feels good to How would you
- 1:10:15feel you had to get a cat I would do anything to that. She's
- 1:10:21gonna come back to in the next ten years. She'd be remember and I'll
- 1:10:27be bad and I'll be mad. Now you want my advice, let me
- 1:10:30know. He calls me, he's like that. He calls after he's like
- 1:10:33he just finished his telling me that he got herbes and then he calls me.
- 1:10:35He's like, I got diabetes too. No, No, but I
- 1:10:39did call him for advice yesterday. I called him for advice yesterday because I'm
- 1:10:42I'm gonna record this because Bill's gonna help me out. I lost my milky.
- 1:10:45I was doing bumps and ships. I lost my milk. So you
- 1:10:48can get your mail no for like a week, so I had a call
- 1:10:51for Dick had to break into it. I thought, if I went to
- 1:10:54UPS, so I call my landlord. I'm like, hey, yeah.
- 1:10:58So I called my landlord. I was like, hey, full I lost
- 1:11:00the house kid, I'm gonna go pick one up. He's like, I
- 1:11:01don't have one. Fuck. So I call UPS or whatever or USP whatever
- 1:11:05and I went there ever whatever PSP or anyways they called PSP or whatever.
- 1:11:16I went and the postal service. I went and I thought, they have
- 1:11:24one, right, they don't have one dog. They have one to open
- 1:11:26like all of them, like the main one. Yeah. Saw. Then
- 1:11:30I call a locksmith in this one one and three hundred bucks and I was
- 1:11:32like, well, then, how are you gonna do it? Homie?
- 1:11:34And then he's like, I'm gonna pick at it. And I was like,
- 1:11:36well okay, and he's like, what if I can't pick at it,
- 1:11:40then I'm gonna drill it. And I was like, I'll call you
- 1:11:43back. I call my dad. I was like, hey, Fie,
- 1:11:44it's stick waiting. They say, look, he's just yeah. He's like
- 1:11:45yeah, stupid, just drill it. So Bill's gonna come over tomorrow.
- 1:11:49I'm gonna record this for the Patreon exclusive. The fucking had a fucking break
- 1:11:54intil someone's own mailbox and YouTube will probably sure you had to pick? Have
- 1:12:00you tried that one? Is that easy? I haven't. Where can you
- 1:12:04buy a picking kid on Amazon? But it doesn't matter because I'm still gonna
- 1:12:11have got to his mail because it doesn't matter. I'm still gonna have to
- 1:12:13crack it open because I need a key. Exavier, what's your password?
- 1:12:15Fuck you? No, leave that shit alone. He's on your asks.
- 1:12:18Why don't you just like wait for the mail because I still need to I
- 1:12:24still need to crack it open because I need to get a key. And
- 1:12:26give it and you have a key. There's like there's like five pictures.
- 1:12:32Stop, why is this funny? Dude? I wish I couldn't set it
- 1:12:45back to l I just got to delete a thousand fucking this predict. It's
- 1:12:51in the trash. Can you can get it back frying look at me,
- 1:12:58look at the fuck with you. You'll be like, look, man,
- 1:13:00you guys fuck with me. You're gonna have to fuck with him. You
- 1:13:03know, look at the fucking came over the hicckies. We still get hickies.
- 1:13:23Hicckies are awesome, dude. If you get hikies, just ever my
- 1:13:33daughter exactly, No hickies. Do get somebody that's just the best of Imagine
- 1:13:49going to the airport and air dropping everybody the pigture. Have you ever that's
- 1:13:56Have you ever air dropped everybody? Anybody in the airplaning fed requirement? If
- 1:13:59it's like anything uh considered kind of sexual, No, chick, I've always
- 1:14:01just wanted to do what that's happening. If you do that, you arrest
- 1:14:04it. You can't fly no more. If somebody man, you can't send
- 1:14:08your dick. But if I don't know, if it's anything border like sexually
- 1:14:11you get But like what if I'm like, what if we're all landing in
- 1:14:14the middle of nowhere, Nebraska and I send them a flyer to my show?
- 1:14:18Okay? Yeah, is that is that they're gonna ask you to stop?
- 1:14:23But like if you ask it, if you said anything even like a
- 1:14:25meme that like it refers to a sexual in the window, you can get
- 1:14:28charged with a car. Oh I feel that, Yeah, because don't know
- 1:14:30if a kick could get it. Yeah, I feel that. But like
- 1:14:32if if I just want to promote my show or my song and they're plane,
- 1:14:36you know, everyone listening to my songs and you can wake up,
- 1:14:39you can got to carry on. I'm that guy that you're there dropped that
- 1:14:44right now, you know, I would get mad, Like Xavier gets cars,
- 1:14:49Like you're that guy. Don't tell people how I live. It's a
- 1:14:54backpack, just going anyways. If anyone knows a locksmith, let me know
- 1:14:59to by the way, because I don't really want to cry. You have
- 1:15:00to take like a whole class for that ship food, like to know how
- 1:15:03to pick a lock. Yeah, it's gonna really, I'm literally just gonna
- 1:15:08go get a drill. I'm just gonna crack it open. I saw that
- 1:15:11ship fo fucking uh Oceans eleven four, keep angles. That's not how it
- 1:15:15works, stupid, and my and my own said, doc key be angle
- 1:15:16Dog, I'm gonna record that ship. Dog. And I already saw.
- 1:15:20I already saw three videos Dog, and I know that's just the movie thing,
- 1:15:26and said it was hard. George Clintey is way more handsome than you,
- 1:15:30dude. I wouldn't be the main actor like Blanco, you know.
- 1:15:34Maybe. Yeah. First of all, you're always going back to him.
- 1:15:38That's your main cush money legend Dog in the soccer. This fucking movie is
- 1:15:42gay for real, because I don't know, I don't know. I gotta
- 1:15:45hear it from a Mexican. Yeah, super legend makes legendary in soccer.
- 1:15:50In soccer, best midfields you've ever seen, doc it was everywhere at the
- 1:15:56same time, Dog full hunchback looking motherfucker's dog, But he's everywhere. When
- 1:16:02you played America, you were like, man, he had some good free
- 1:16:05he got some good free kicks. Dog. I don't know, Dog after
- 1:16:10me. It was a legend in watching the Mexican Soccer League or free kicks
- 1:16:15soccer. Dog in international games with Mexico was in England. Yeah, I
- 1:16:20think he played. He played in the Japan World Cup twenty twenty two.
- 1:16:25I was, I was. I was open too in the morning watching these
- 1:16:30fools playing dude eating ramen before they got what ramen? Eating ramen before they
- 1:16:34got what was that thing? You say, what do you mean you're a
- 1:16:38little slogan for Japan because you know there was a World Cup in Japan two
- 1:16:41thousand and two that you would have loved that. I mean, I wasn't
- 1:16:45even thinking about going, but I know you like soccer. Now you're talking
- 1:16:47about that means like you can do it or that's what they say. You're
- 1:16:53slogan before ramen. Oh, ramen before I don't know after that bomban sticks
- 1:16:59to call if that was a legend, I'm landing on my two Japanese friends
- 1:17:04watch the show legend. Really there's no other middle field bad laptop right,
- 1:17:11Nah? Well yeah, I mean I missing Mexican Mexican a fool week,
- 1:17:15Like you know ups food somebody is that upspoos are about to make one hundred
- 1:17:17and seventy k year or fo your ps drivers, yes, or just like
- 1:17:21the foods that work. They're getting so much money, dude, it's a
- 1:17:26lot because they have so much work and not at know drivers, so they
- 1:17:30got overpaid so you can move faster. That shit is crazy though, man,
- 1:17:33Like it almost seems like it's like, hey, even the new batch
- 1:17:38of mailmans now they not want then they fucking don't quit on you so quick,
- 1:17:43brother, They'll go through the two week training and then't fucking quit on
- 1:17:45you. Like the same day when they're on the field on their own,
- 1:17:47they're like, fo, you know what, I quit? Like they're all
- 1:17:51soft? Why they quit? What do you think they quit? What do
- 1:17:54you mean? Bro? I need to know. It's a real job,
- 1:17:58bro. You know it takes a lot of skills start earning that job.
- 1:18:00I mean, you know you have a lot of things you have to do.
- 1:18:02You know you have muscle memory, the letters, the magazines, the
- 1:18:06parcels, blaze, you know what I mean, express mails. You gotta
- 1:18:15start thinking a lot of crazy shit dogs. So he's right, if you
- 1:18:16smoke weed, are you're keeping that package? I mean that's suosed to keep
- 1:18:24your packages, bro. Like, Like, I have a friend who fucking
- 1:18:29does that kind of shit and he sent you all the time, And I
- 1:18:30know for a fact that that not not the cops or anybody gets his packages.
- 1:18:36But some of those packages never get updated tracking, they never get enough,
- 1:18:42and that's and then then you're like somebody's in the smell or some of
- 1:18:45these foods. Like whenever I like I try to like like you know,
- 1:18:48like whenever I try to have like valuable stuff said, I try to go
- 1:18:51to a post office where like I'm like, I know there's no young workers.
- 1:18:56I'm I'm like, only I'm only going around the people that have a
- 1:18:59pension that you the USPS. So like I already have my blow post office
- 1:19:02where I go because I'm like, I don't want none of my fucking shit
- 1:19:04getting jack because my people support you know what I mean, and I'll be
- 1:19:08hooking them up. So I don't want nothing getting damnaged. So I go
- 1:19:11to go to a specific post office where like and the people would know me
- 1:19:14so well, bro that like when I go in there, I get to
- 1:19:16walk into the warehouse because the girl, the lady that runs and she's like
- 1:19:18yeah, she's like just walking cool off. The AC's on. So like
- 1:19:21I've just been walking in there. I kick it and I just see all
- 1:19:24the fucking packages. I'm like man, this is crazy that without a pass
- 1:19:27I'm able to go into that back. You have the options. You have
- 1:19:30a company, you order all the all the priority boxes, all sides delivered
- 1:19:36to your house for free, and then you go open up in account and
- 1:19:40to do you couldn't even get a printer and you'll print out the labels and
- 1:19:43everything for you. You call the post office and you set up a pickup
- 1:19:46time every day or every other day, and don't be there to pick up
- 1:19:49your ship at that certain time. They got to go over there and pick
- 1:19:53up your stuff. Dog. So that's up service that they want from you,
- 1:19:56you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like I'm getting to the point
- 1:19:58because I've always done my fulfillment, like for everybody, like I've done all
- 1:20:00my fulfillment. But it's like I'm getting to the point where i might have
- 1:20:04to get a little extra help to do filming because maybe you could do it.
- 1:20:08I tell him, and you have the mailment, come and pick up
- 1:20:10all your sheet because you have fifty packages. You could just leave him in
- 1:20:13the front or leave him don't give you a bag, Yeah, bag,
- 1:20:16whole bagging and they know they got to pick it up. They know what's
- 1:20:18up. Yeah they, man, I'm telling you, I'll tell you all
- 1:20:21the loopholes. When are you you call for the postmaster the supervisor? Hey,
- 1:20:27the postmaster is the motherfucker get yeah, you know what, I'm gonna
- 1:20:33be somebody better than this fucking place. Dog and look at me now,
- 1:20:39like fuck yeah dog fuck him, you know, like he couldn't take the
- 1:20:43fucking heat. But the postmaster is the one that fucking will will fucking can
- 1:20:47break make or break your business. Like if you got somebody hating on you
- 1:20:50at the post office, or if you got somebody that likes like you no
- 1:20:55more. Yeah, like anyway to write your ass off. Yeah, they
- 1:20:59literally they'll be like you said something Hanszardous there was a liquid in there.
- 1:21:01Boom, they'll shut your business down. Yeah quick, that's just crazy,
- 1:21:05bro. Like, not a lot of people know about the post master man,
- 1:21:09But anybody out there, free game. Man, if you're going you
- 1:21:12want to follow complaint you as a clerk and fuck demanding for a supervisor for
- 1:21:16the motherfucking post masters. But they should make a fucking a page on Instagram
- 1:21:21where it's just like complaint hacks one on one Whereas I feel like you complain
- 1:21:26enough different places that you could just be like, look, next time you
- 1:21:29go to pet show up at A fifty nine, they have to if it's
- 1:21:34if that's your job and that's what you signed up for, Why you mad?
- 1:21:39No, I know, but it's like these are hacks. I get
- 1:21:41it. I'm not fucking saying that you're in the wrong because like very much
- 1:21:44like I'm like, I paid for the premium, most expensive pass. I
- 1:21:47should be able to fucking pet jaws himself at Universal Studios and I'm prying,
- 1:21:54bro, So some package just say I complain every time and then give me
- 1:21:58credit. Bro, for real, you're paying for prime and you're saying it'll
- 1:22:00be here tomorrow, and it's not straight up, I didn't know that.
- 1:22:05I've been getting my money back every package. Dog, I like, I
- 1:22:10literally, are you like? I got my fucking alcohol to clean my box
- 1:22:13for free? Get it? Yeah? Bro, every single time I get
- 1:22:15my alcohol for free. This week, I got my back seal backs for
- 1:22:18free, I got fucking what is it? And I got my dog fucking
- 1:22:21food for free because it showed up four days late. So are you like,
- 1:22:26are you like back in the nineties when you're ordered it's getting hot,
- 1:22:29bro and I'm not even cooked out like you know, are you like back
- 1:22:31in the days when you ordered piksa and you were hoping they were three minutes
- 1:22:33late, Pisa. You remember those days, right, Predick, when they
- 1:22:40were supposed to drop it off before thirty minutes for free, before the fucking
- 1:22:43oh yeah, they were putting so many, so much pressure on these Yeah,
- 1:22:48you were hoping these fools were late. You're like, I'm I'm broke,
- 1:22:54fool. Come on, and what what food mascot? Would you catch
- 1:22:57the fade with a scot All right, let's give choices, all right,
- 1:23:01little caesars, all right, that's one, uh Captain Crunch or Ronald McDonald.
- 1:23:09I'll catch it with fucking with with grimace. Out of those options,
- 1:23:15little Caesars, Ronald McDonald, You catch Ronald McDonald because I don't know what's
- 1:23:19in his food never expires, there's never mold on the me. Why is
- 1:23:25it always like every pedophile? All right, exam, I'm gonna give you
- 1:23:28a whole diferent options. Let's see what you're gonna do. All right,
- 1:23:30So he said Ronald McDonald, I want to know why he's a pedophile.
- 1:23:33He's a fucking dog. Yeah, all clowns were creepy, dude, clowns.
- 1:23:36You've never seen the clown as. I'm gonna ask you a list of
- 1:23:43what food mascot would you fight? Burger King, King, Papa John or
- 1:23:56Jared for somebody? I got beat up Jared. Dog. I don't give
- 1:23:59you said the N word. Dog. I don't even gotta beat up Jared.
- 1:24:01We touching little kids, not a myclock. You know he's gonna be
- 1:24:05like more than touching little kids. He didn't more than touching. Yeah,
- 1:24:10dude, all right, right, I'm gonna ask you he's almost out too.
- 1:24:12That's crazy. What's up? All right? The rice Crispy foods,
- 1:24:23the cookie keeper else or couch chocolate Keepler foods. The cookies. Yeah,
- 1:24:32cookies are good, but why are they always in hospitals? Food Like fucking
- 1:24:36put them in regular vending machines. I'm tired of eating those cookies in hospitals.
- 1:24:40But I'm sad. Ship. Look my grandma's in there, and I'm
- 1:24:43just like, hey, like what the fuck? Bros? These cookies like
- 1:24:46always remind me of like tough times, people people in the people in the
- 1:24:50jets. I'm killing little Derby. Yeah, people. I don't know,
- 1:24:57man, that's if I had to fight somebody, I'll fight the Twinkie food.
- 1:25:03Put you up an dog, You and the Koolaid man would be a
- 1:25:06good fucking one on one. He's made out of glass. I'll fight him
- 1:25:11food, and then you're gonna use him as a bong. I know you'll
- 1:25:13do something. Drink that food like straight up sugar. You don't like that
- 1:25:21right now? Yeah, you know you'd have to just like you have to
- 1:25:27give him like a fucking crackhead and then put a fucking little thing to like
- 1:25:30a nozzle to give drinks out. He dies, Yeah, put a tap
- 1:25:34on his ass. Bro. They all right, let's turn let's turn the
- 1:25:40phone on. Yeah, baby, we're running all right. Put the phone
- 1:25:43number up there if you guys just want to call up and say what's up
- 1:25:45on a Thursday? Phone number two. Now we have a phone number.
- 1:25:47We got a tap food this out. Check this out. I got this
- 1:25:51one food dog. He sld me a tap that. He was like,
- 1:25:55this shit has unlimited access for five years. And I was like, I
- 1:25:58only paid for it for one hundred bucks. He was like, but it
- 1:26:00was like, you'll get random calls every now and then just don't answer them,
- 1:26:02and I'm just like all right, cool, so like so so we
- 1:26:06got this and it's been working great. We gonna watch YouTube, gonna watch
- 1:26:10anything, just like for free. We didn't pay nothing. Dude. Someone
- 1:26:13called in last time that they hooked up with an underage chick. What he
- 1:26:16was in high school? Bro? He was in high school, dude.
- 1:26:19It's viral, dude. It's how you can viral dog killing dude. Yeah,
- 1:26:24I'm not doing it. I'm not doing that because it's like especially not
- 1:26:27for that reason. But I'm not trying to go viral for that. That's
- 1:26:30like the hole mass show Obama. That's like the holes show Obaba thing.
- 1:26:33You know how many black people hate us now, But she was seventeen and
- 1:26:36he was fucking eighteen. That's still fucking It was just legal on that stage,
- 1:26:42but it's still technically not legal here. It's not working. There is
- 1:26:47the number of car now six two six, seven, six, five,
- 1:26:50twelve eight six every birthday round frowmost Let me get some Jamison. Are you
- 1:26:55trying to go bowling? No, I'm trying to delete these fucking pictures.
- 1:26:58You took a pet dog. Come on, do keep them in there like
- 1:27:03I had exclusives and they didn't exclusive the leaded. I wish I had that
- 1:27:08many pictures to predict on my phone. And look, and you're fortunate enough
- 1:27:13to have them, and you treat the HOMEI like that they send I got
- 1:27:17him vessels. All right, let's all right, thank you for calling with
- 1:27:25smoke. The same podcast was this every What's up Florentino? What up Florentino?
- 1:27:32Where you're calling from Chicago? Damn? What up Chicago? Was cracking?
- 1:27:42Man. I gotta be honest with y'all. I'll keep it short.
- 1:27:44Long time fan. By the way, I go to school, man and
- 1:27:48for in a trade school to be an electrician. And I've been dealing this
- 1:27:53whole clan has been dealing with a whole crackhead for six months. Bro crack
- 1:28:00had activities. Bro in a trade school. His name is Terry. I'm
- 1:28:02not even gonna okay. So he's a part of your class, yeah,
- 1:28:08bro, six months and antagonizing people and how do you like? Okay?
- 1:28:15So how do you know he's a crackhead? Like you've seen him smoke speed?
- 1:28:19Nah. I mean he's like seventy pounds, but he's just straight up
- 1:28:24activities bro talking to him trouble. You know what I'm saying, and I
- 1:28:30checked this, that's right away, So need to get into more class,
- 1:28:31Bro, and the school just lets him get away with this ship. Okay,
- 1:28:34so he but he's enrolled in like this obviously has to be like free
- 1:28:38school or something, because if you're paying for private the kids like he's he
- 1:28:42paid for this or what. I'm not surprised if it's like government type of
- 1:28:47funding or some shit, because we don't know why he's there. He's just
- 1:28:51there to get a reaction out of someone so they could get in trouble.
- 1:28:56I'm gonna tell you put hands on him. I'm gonna tell you why he's
- 1:28:58there. Bro. Number one, you're right about that, he's the reason
- 1:29:00why he's there. But number two, he could be one of these.
- 1:29:01I always wondered how some homeless foods get the skills to break into like those
- 1:29:08those things and like to the to the to the no not the mailbox says
- 1:29:12to like the power lines, and they know how to power their own places.
- 1:29:15I think, like, it's not hard to get educated here for free,
- 1:29:17but you're gonna have to deal with some characters. But that could probably
- 1:29:20be like a homeless fool. It's just learning the basics so he can learn
- 1:29:24how to how to hack these things and live on the street. Bro,
- 1:29:26because you and you also live in Chicago. Dogs, there's there's some people
- 1:29:30because that are pretty opt in shy Rack, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:29:32I would check him though, like just straight up, like I would check
- 1:29:34him on something like you know, the bomber ship. I'd be like,
- 1:29:36Yo, how do you feel about the government? Motherfucker? Like you know
- 1:29:39what I mean? Like, I just like, if you said something any
- 1:29:42questionable, I wouldn't let that. For walking with a backpack, I'll jump
- 1:29:45that food. I'm not even gonna like to Bro. I want to tell
- 1:29:49them. I want to tell them like that activity here. I was just
- 1:29:54about to say that dog, but I didn't. I don't know him personally,
- 1:29:57but you know what, fuck him, Yeah, you know what I
- 1:30:00Yeah, I think honestly, somebody has to give him. What do you
- 1:30:03think predict? Oh man, if seventy pounds? I just fucking kicked that
- 1:30:08for in the rims me, what about you, David or not? Just
- 1:30:15a little kick on the ring. He's disrupting the future of America. Bro,
- 1:30:17You're not letting the people that want to learn learn that should be fucking
- 1:30:21punishable. But if this is an important job in nutrition, what if it's
- 1:30:25just cirkat. He's got good coke he likes, but he could take an
- 1:30:29all nine class bitch. What if he what if he is the plug you
- 1:30:31got, like if he just wants to learn, all right, and they
- 1:30:41happen to be you know what I'm saying, the same race. So I
- 1:30:44think that's kind of part of it. Bro On. It's unfortunate. How
- 1:30:47I'm not it's unfortunate how they just let him get away with this. What
- 1:30:50racist? This voice was black? White? Or right? Yeah? Black?
- 1:30:57Bro I mean black. I mean, look, there's nothing wrong with
- 1:31:03asking that because you just want to know. But I understand, I understand
- 1:31:08what you stop out full, don't trip, no foo, you're getting up,
- 1:31:12and then look full honestly try to see if he get transferred. Trying
- 1:31:15to see if he get transferred, if I will complaint with like the district
- 1:31:18with it, bro Like, honestly, like do what do what predict would
- 1:31:21do? He's like, Hey, man, I'm paid for this ship.
- 1:31:23Somebody's disrupting it, and keep complaining to the motherfucker. Because if you find
- 1:31:27out who you have, who the dean has to report to and you and
- 1:31:30you fucking let that motherfucker know every day. Hey, you're obviously paying.
- 1:31:33Yeah, you're you're paying for the same education, dogg And if you're not
- 1:31:36learning, because this was just being disrespectful, interrupting so much fla complaint,
- 1:31:42bro, somebody gotta check him in. No child left behind, even even
- 1:31:45if even if you're and even if you're not paying practicing left chod, even
- 1:31:51if you're not paid for the education you literally like, these people are getting
- 1:31:56Hella government funding for them to have this facility for you to go into.
- 1:32:00So if they're not made up to parbro, they're de pribing you of an
- 1:32:02education. Bro. Fuck that ship. But this is the reason fucking Asian
- 1:32:05countries are way better than this out here. Go fight for your education.
- 1:32:08Dog. Thank you for calling. Appreciate that you know being I want to
- 1:32:15sucking game now I don't quit. Alright, alright we get to this.
- 1:32:20We got Michigan yo, yo, thank you for calling. We spoke to
- 1:32:25the same podcast was this. This is uh not gonna shame my name,
- 1:32:30but my nickname is dark and Malarkey for fell little coal workers who may who
- 1:32:34may be listening. But I have a situation I want to run by you
- 1:32:39guys real quick. Okay, for sure, you're a co worker out of
- 1:32:42Michigan. You sound like a supervisor, bro. He probably I'm I'm a
- 1:32:47branch manager for yeah, somebody always complaints right there, that's a that's a
- 1:32:57manager. No, right there? Like can I set your manager? I
- 1:33:00already know I'm talking to him, all right? So so what it's more,
- 1:33:03it's more like an extra G type question because the toxicus fuck. So
- 1:33:09I want to know kind of what to do in this situation. For a
- 1:33:14shoot, you already let's say go ahead. So I've been banging what's called
- 1:33:23my area manager, and now things have gotten kind of awkward between me and
- 1:33:30her. I just don't know how to handle this situation. So EXG,
- 1:33:36how would you handle it? Damn X, he's being sin Seriously, I
- 1:33:42know, I know, I know, I know, I know he's never
- 1:33:45had eno office job. You don't just slowly cut it off, Okay,
- 1:33:48but let him know how like like be like all right, like I think
- 1:33:53I can help him on, like she's my boss. No, damn,
- 1:34:00bring up with a new chick. Be like, Hey, I went to
- 1:34:01dinner with some chick Barry cawsu. It's like casual, start talking about new
- 1:34:09pussy, Yeah, Barry, casual. Just be like, oh I went
- 1:34:12to some concert and I don't know. Just bring it up and then you
- 1:34:15see how it goes. Because you don't want to get fired, because I
- 1:34:17know what you mean. She's your boss, so you don't want her to
- 1:34:19ruin your schedule. I've been there, dog, or maybe you've been there
- 1:34:26where you were were you You can ruin your schedule if you fuck up with
- 1:34:30that that thing w you fucked up here before? No, right right,
- 1:34:35my dude, you're scared actually fucked up somewhere along the line. I agree
- 1:34:42where egg she's at. And I mean, granted, in a different time
- 1:34:44in my life. I have been in this in the same situation. But
- 1:34:46you gotta start off slow, like you gotta start off slow, like beat
- 1:34:51like if you're like all right, bro, like it's time to move on.
- 1:34:54It's got an awkward start talking about other people, but like still be
- 1:34:57cool, joke around, like like don't be like be like yo, you
- 1:35:00know what I the last night fucking random six Motel six orgy like no,
- 1:35:05like literally be like, yo, hey this you know there's there's somebody I've
- 1:35:10been seeing. I think you know I'm interested, even though you're not.
- 1:35:12Bro whatever it is, Start giving little signs like that, and then start
- 1:35:15taking note of like their body language, Start taking note of like how she
- 1:35:18reacts or how she takes certain signs like that, and then sure enough you'll
- 1:35:23get an idea if you're dealing with a crazy psycho bitch, or you're fucking
- 1:35:27dealing with somebody who's like, all right, my turn with that penis is
- 1:35:30over. All right, I take it back. I take it back,
- 1:35:31I take it back. I figured this is how you're gonna handle this,
- 1:35:34my boy. So you're just gonna go up to her and be like,
- 1:35:38you know what, somehow you're gonna bring up your ex. She's back in
- 1:35:41my life and I got feelings for her. What do you think I should
- 1:35:45do? You're the only other chick I talked to, But you gotta act
- 1:35:46like you really in love with your ex. Dog scare her, scare her
- 1:35:50dog, scare her, or you're like, damn, this one's in love
- 1:35:54with this ax. I don't want to deal with this. You're actu ain't
- 1:35:57even around dog you're act ain't even around be like should I do? Should
- 1:36:00I text her? Should I not text her back? Talking to her?
- 1:36:02Yeah, you're talking to her like like you want advice from her, but
- 1:36:06you really don't want advice. You're actually trying to scare her away from you.
- 1:36:10But you're asking for fucking advice. You're like, hey, homegirl,
- 1:36:14like, hey, I know we're like friends now because we fucking shake.
- 1:36:15Because I'm assuming you're fucked, Like, hey, I don't have any other
- 1:36:18girl to go to, but my ex hit me up and like, I
- 1:36:21have feelings, But how do I handle this? She wants me to go
- 1:36:25to dinner? Should I go to dinner? Do we not go to dinner?
- 1:36:28Like? I used to love her? Kid? Dude, I have
- 1:36:30feelings for her kid, she's a hot meal I already met. The parents
- 1:36:33may scare her away from you. What why are you wearing socks with Nikes
- 1:36:39because neither of them fucking sponsor me. That's why, guys, you know
- 1:36:43you don't think I know, he shout, okay, okay, but yeah,
- 1:36:45go back to advice. Unlike your lay mass. Yeah, I'm gonna
- 1:36:53go back to the advice. You want to make a sense. I'm just
- 1:36:55saying, Ray already got a sense. You just gotta scare the schick away
- 1:36:58that your ex is back in town. Ask if she likes a dude that
- 1:37:01too, or start bringing some pds sam ship, bring a rope around,
- 1:37:05scare her. Hey, is he still on the night? I don't know.
- 1:37:09Michigan still there? I think, hello? All right, well we
- 1:37:14can't hear him, but thank you for calling him. Bro Tell he gave
- 1:37:16me your mouth, and in her mouth, we gave you a few solid
- 1:37:19options. I would have all right, that goes Michigan. Hopefully, hopefully,
- 1:37:27hopefully he didn't get I didn't imagine his super BRIDW was like, you
- 1:37:30like this podcast too, Come in the butthole, bitch, bam, what's
- 1:37:34up? What is she likes that? Now she's in love? Exactly?
- 1:37:38Trying to class money. He don't want her. It doesn't mean that you're
- 1:37:44going to get a raise. Is that you're going to get a raised.
- 1:37:45You don't need a one to move. That's how you're sliding the DM.
- 1:37:50No, is that you're going to move and finger in the button you have
- 1:37:54to What would you say? I said, what? What in the butt
- 1:38:00fucking butter you're gonna tell me girls don't like that ship. Something every ed.
- 1:38:14But what were you talking about? Fucking fucking bitches in the anal and
- 1:38:15you gotta go with that ship. I'm just saying somebody somebody, no fact.
- 1:38:24But do you mean you said that you said that you would let us
- 1:38:26know when it happened. Yeah, and I told you I have. I
- 1:38:28said I'll let you know, but you're really curious to know. So no,
- 1:38:30faggott. I don't think that makes me gay, but I just you're
- 1:38:34asking dudes randomly, have you got your ass? Keep keeping tabs, keep
- 1:38:39it. That's predict I don't predict this. It seemed like the guy who
- 1:38:45would be open to Salard getting tossed. No, I talked salad zone.
- 1:38:49Yeah, he's the sal told me you can read the booty the period,
- 1:38:57fucking squirt in my mouth. All right, but you're you're forty four,
- 1:39:01you're forty three, But you can't tell me your girl hasn't tried to eat
- 1:39:04your ass soccerbs look it again, Yeah, Exaber. He didn't get all
- 1:39:18defensive, like why it's because Exaber had like her fingers. Exaber had one
- 1:39:24time, he said he made one time he said he had a girl exaber
- 1:39:28said one time he had a girl who aggressively tried to eat his asshole.
- 1:39:30Said not aggressively, but she was like about it that she wanted to add
- 1:39:38to the down You let it go. You let it be because let me
- 1:39:43let it not because dude and I keep going close your eyes. No,
- 1:39:46no food. You talked to Pope though your thing that you just couldn't close
- 1:39:54dress and be like this is a free no no, but no. What
- 1:40:11happened to the calls? Yeah, by the way, keep calling everybody.
- 1:40:14If you didn't get your call, what is it answered? Make sure you
- 1:40:17guys call up the lines are open. Oh yeah, she was really good
- 1:40:20looking and I still told her No. Someone asked if she was good looking,
- 1:40:25it was a girl who wanted to eat your asshole to hop Banana.
- 1:40:28No, no, no, no, that's not the hop banana Arizona.
- 1:40:31Damn, she's the asshole leader that would not expect that from her. Nice
- 1:40:38girl, I know. I was like, what are you now? I
- 1:40:44just want to be like you fucking or I'll tell you the most innocent one's
- 1:40:50look the craziest ones. Ye brothers, stop playing, okay, then stop
- 1:40:58playing, not even on your birth You're avoiding the questions not even on your
- 1:41:04birth. Have you ever been in that position? No, where it's gotten
- 1:41:09closed. I mean maybe the intention was there, like what it was like,
- 1:41:13but they were like yeah, yeah, over yeah, yeah, but
- 1:41:16I'm very particulars broke. It's like, I'm very fucking articulars like it becomes
- 1:41:26it becomes it becomes like like yeah, like I'll kick you bitch, like
- 1:41:29I'm tickling these bits like don't do that. I didn't get everybody in this
- 1:41:32has been in the same shoes aside. Let's ask rain. Yeah it's happened
- 1:41:39one something. Yeah, yeah, you're you're selling toss fucking no fuck it,
- 1:41:46no, come on, man, But like dude, but yeah,
- 1:41:49yes, happy girls are weird nowadays. Happen over motherfucker? What like,
- 1:41:55what's going on here? That was terrible? All right, question, that's
- 1:42:08cool. Would you rather would you rather fucking end up having to use diapers
- 1:42:13or fucking like? Have have two little nubs for legs? Have what?
- 1:42:16What? Age? Dog? Two little nubs? Age seventy plus two nubs,
- 1:42:23two nubs, two nubs. Yeah, if I already got the pussy,
- 1:42:26I should have got by the age of seventy. I'm cool. I
- 1:42:28can walk around with two nubs and if I get pussy with two nubs,
- 1:42:31years you lived ten more years, say you live ten more years, but
- 1:42:38numbs. That's fine, dog, But I want to I don't want to.
- 1:42:40I don't want the word diaper. My whole lives ship myself. What
- 1:42:45did you start shooting? You so at an early age? Asking at what
- 1:42:47age is the seventy plus seventy plus I'll take the nubs every day. That's
- 1:42:50true because I guess seventy you could just have loose control your bowel movements and
- 1:42:54then you have like some merged conditions. You can just just laughing out at
- 1:42:58seventy legs like I'm gonna whatever that? What are you gonna do like when
- 1:43:06I'm sixty. When I'm sixty, I'm gonna act. It's part of life.
- 1:43:11Dog, dude, listen to this. Sh this a little you screeee
- 1:43:14a farty and sharty and like fuck, I'm far away from home. But
- 1:43:16here's an old person hack. Since you're getting old, you're getting older papers,
- 1:43:25bro stop, I'll get him before you die. Don't trip. We
- 1:43:31gotta hit up Hong Kong one dog at least once. Nah, But old
- 1:43:36person hack, like when I'm becoming sixty before dementia starts kicking in, I'm
- 1:43:42gonna act like it already is so I can do shit and forget you give
- 1:43:47what I mean, you will know it was me like like I'll just like
- 1:43:50all I'll double ill, like, oh, my men, dementia is not
- 1:43:55even like it's not even no joke. Should sad I know it is,
- 1:43:58but might as well fucking like like in the movie we be like, uh,
- 1:44:00what's the old the old No, the old man, the old man.
- 1:44:04I've seen this. I know this is a prank, but I saw
- 1:44:08this, this spicaw like prank show where this old man acted like he had
- 1:44:11dementia, so he started grabbing girls asses and here, and then then the
- 1:44:15song would come in here like oh it's getting the dementia just grabbing asses.
- 1:44:20Bro. Yeah yeah good. A question for you, e Zone, because
- 1:44:27this happened to me, and it says, I know you, you're you're
- 1:44:29pretty, you like your hallucinations system like that, But what do you do
- 1:44:34you believe in teleporting? Yeah? I feel that I feel that the other
- 1:44:39dimensions that we're not seeing with these eyes, and maybe we see when we
- 1:44:42die happens all around because I feel that sometimes like it's a weird thing,
- 1:44:49but I feel like the eyeball is able to see different ship when we're asleep.
- 1:44:56So when our conscience is not focused on are the current real world what
- 1:45:00we could, well, we consider these things we see moving on the side
- 1:45:04or doing all this. I feel like that's like that that side that you
- 1:45:08have access to when you're asleep and you're not conscious, because I do believe
- 1:45:12in other dimensions and other realms. Were not able to see because it happened
- 1:45:15to me Dog, like when I was when I came out out of the
- 1:45:18hospital and I was already kicking, kicking out all all the all the morphine
- 1:45:23they gave me. Remember they were giving me like thirty dozes in three four
- 1:45:26days, you feel me. So when they took everything out and I went
- 1:45:29home and shit, when I was trying to go to sleep, Dog,
- 1:45:32I was like teleporting Dog and I was like, dude, I know this
- 1:45:35ship is real, bro. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, it's
- 1:45:39you definitely can go. Like I feel like it's not time traveling, but
- 1:45:43I feel that you're sensitive to seeing other stuff. Like I feel like there's
- 1:45:46certain animals that see other dimensions, like the whole theory that cats can see
- 1:45:50other things that you can, or dogs and tears because they have access to
- 1:45:54seeing other things an other dimensions. I believe that a lot too. You
- 1:45:57know Chapel dim dog Chapel, Yeah right, p O. G. Chappel
- 1:46:02and his daughter, which is winter. My daughter's saw dog on that Friday.
- 1:46:10When I picked her up and I turned off the lives just to go
- 1:46:14to sleep, and they normally sleep with me in the room, the dogs.
- 1:46:16She started like crying and I was nice, dude, she knows her
- 1:46:21dad's not here, you know. She was like, oh, now I've
- 1:46:27never heard it. He knows. I was nice. Why did she just
- 1:46:30do that right now? She knows her dad died. Yeah, that's that's
- 1:46:33That's actually a very thing. So like Japan's going through a very similar thing,
- 1:46:38bro, because they're very they're very they're very uh, mind your business
- 1:46:42type of society, and and they don't like a lot of people are not
- 1:46:45reproducing. So the old people that are living there are diving by themselves.
- 1:46:47And a lot of these people have pets, and people are very ill mind
- 1:46:51my own business and all that stuff. So every it's very common for somebody
- 1:46:56who has been living as old that they'll die for a week and nobody will
- 1:47:00know because they're like, I don't want to bother them ray in their own
- 1:47:02life. They're like an old person. So they'll have a lot of old
- 1:47:04people that are dying over there. They have pets, and every all their
- 1:47:08neighbors are like, did you didn't hear any indication or nothing? And then
- 1:47:12there every neighbor will say when that moment, when that moment, when the
- 1:47:15cops says it's been dead for a week, they'll be like, well,
- 1:47:16we could go I heard the animals go crazy or they know when that's that's
- 1:47:20coming around. Yep, you know, because I think even when Chapo knew
- 1:47:24he was in the checkout, he went outside. He didn't want to check
- 1:47:28out inside a pad, you know, so he went outside. And I
- 1:47:31was just trippy now that his daughter felt that pain and she actually made a
- 1:47:36sound at night, you know, like yeah, are you or something?
- 1:47:40You know, but the cry I felt it. I was like, what,
- 1:47:43like, damn, it's just hit you know, because I'm like,
- 1:47:45that's his daughter. Yeah, It's really like it's it's energy or like whatever,
- 1:47:51like if your religion transfers. It is like deities or spirits, angels,
- 1:47:55demons, whatever you want to call it. It's all just energy like
- 1:47:58at the end of the day, and you're able to see it. Like
- 1:48:00some some animals are more sensitive to just seeing things travel around, and some
- 1:48:06humans are even are even like a capable of like that kind of ability.
- 1:48:12Bro, Like I can't sit here in line and be like, hey,
- 1:48:15I don't have ship where I'm like, I swore I seen this there and
- 1:48:16I don't, And it doesn't freak me out anymore because I understand. I'm
- 1:48:19like I fucked around and try to open Pandora's box and I'm like, okay,
- 1:48:24that's all what's in there now, there's no unseeing what's in there no
- 1:48:28more, you know what? You know what's up Like it's like once you
- 1:48:30play with that that that line between what we think is just in this world,
- 1:48:34and then you're like, oh no, there's a whole other side.
- 1:48:38There's no going back. It's like being jumped in, like you know,
- 1:48:41yeah, yeah, you know that expensive you've been jumped in. I mean,
- 1:48:45I ain't never beg from no hood. But it's but but that,
- 1:48:47but but the metaphor is like I can see where I was just like,
- 1:48:50hey, you know there's no outities, you know, like there's there's like
- 1:48:54and if there is, it's not going to be already. Yeah, so
- 1:48:59you might as well get cut. Yeah exactly. That's a pretty good way
- 1:49:02of saying that man, stay away from that ship. Yeah, but you're
- 1:49:10never scared because you know, every time I hear George talk about the kind
- 1:49:14of spiritual thing, like not that I like it, and how he like
- 1:49:16really is like a skeptic to it, like I almost wish, like not
- 1:49:20that I wish, like not that I wish, but I almost like I
- 1:49:24almost like, out of all people that were to have, if ever we
- 1:49:27have an apparition experience that I would want them to experience, one, I
- 1:49:30would wish it was him because like the way he describes it and he's not
- 1:49:33open to it and he's just shuts it down very quick. It's one of
- 1:49:36those things where I'm just like, I know that if like you I showed
- 1:49:42up or something like that, like it would make you double thing because you'd
- 1:49:45be like like what the fuck? You know? Because but I get why
- 1:49:49he's skeptic. He's been through some ship, so like he he's like,
- 1:49:53no, life is hard enough. What the fuck am I gonna be scared
- 1:49:55of about some goals? Homie? You know what I mean? Like I
- 1:49:57can hear him saying something like that, but it's like I just feel that,
- 1:50:00Like there's some people where I'm just like food. Like I'm not I'm
- 1:50:02saying, but I'm just like like one day something's gonna happen and like you're
- 1:50:08gonna like, like consider seeing the other side of the coin that everybody has
- 1:50:12been talking about. I don't know, not that I don't believe it,
- 1:50:15but even when it comes around, I do well. My dad used to
- 1:50:17do so my dad. What's the hell? Thank you for calling me the
- 1:50:26same podcast with this real service? Oh hey, hey, what's up?
- 1:50:31Thank you for calling this? It's a great Oh what's up at great?
- 1:50:38Kid? Was cracking? H I'm good. How are you guys? Were
- 1:50:44chilling? Bro? I just got my pin into a new shop chilling.
- 1:50:48What about you? Bro? You sound like you're like, uh, I
- 1:50:51don't know, you're either on some mushrooms or what's good? Oh No,
- 1:50:57I'm just I'm just on a little stone. Thank you for asking. Oh
- 1:51:00I was gonna ask, like, se can you can you talk? About
- 1:51:04your favorite psychedelic experience. Oh sh huh yeah, but uh damn it wasn't
- 1:51:15even know, so be happy. No, I don't even really have a
- 1:51:17Uh. I don't even think I've I don't even think I've broken what they
- 1:51:21call like, uh, what is it when you talk to God? Like
- 1:51:25what Zon says? I've never been there? Oh you never read. I
- 1:51:28haven't either. I've never I've never ate more than, honestly more than three
- 1:51:32grams because three point five on shrooms before I crossed over to the other side.
- 1:51:40Yeah, what you see, it's like like that. Man, It's
- 1:51:44just it's like the movie the door's just right, the snake snake, you
- 1:51:47know, like, don't fight it, because the more you fight it,
- 1:51:49the more you start having a just right the snake coming. You know,
- 1:51:54it's gonna be like a four hour ride on me. Oh man, it
- 1:51:57was more than an eighth. Sure. Yeah, see your ship smells nasty
- 1:52:02after the but just eating it, you know. But you know what I'm
- 1:52:06saying, But right was crazy? Man? I like eating pizza. Yeah
- 1:52:14nah, but yeah I don't. I haven't. I haven't done her her
- 1:52:16old dose or whatever, so I can't really have like an experiencement. I
- 1:52:19just go to raves and I take like so much. I want to say,
- 1:52:21like like food, like when we hit five hundred subscribers, I'm down
- 1:52:26to do a heroic dose on fucking hair like an and like obviously not no,
- 1:52:32like exactly like I mean, Ray will have the power to be like
- 1:52:35cut it. This was like yeah, because I don't want to know.
- 1:52:38I'm not I'm gonna see. I'm not gonna do like at some point,
- 1:52:40I'm not gonna like if one of us starts having a fucking episode, we're
- 1:52:44gonna have to cut it. But I do definitely want to see like a
- 1:52:45Nates too much for hair, I'll do too, like we have, I
- 1:52:48don't want to do my hair rod. My first hero was on fucking fucking
- 1:52:54on the live. Oh that's when you end up like in fetal position.
- 1:52:59I have. I've been in fetal positions. Okay, find enough to trip.
- 1:53:02Alright, you're bigger than me, Yeah, so you do more than
- 1:53:08me. You're bigger than me two and a half. I'm still a bitch
- 1:53:11bottom too. Bits on, all right, how about you doing? You
- 1:53:15said that I'll do asking how about that I'll do Yeah, I'm down with
- 1:53:19that all right, Fine, we'll do ascid and fucking five hundred followers.
- 1:53:25We'll all do four fucking sprays. Okay, we'll do four foot Watch the
- 1:53:30guys. It's gonna be tight. Four peaks and ship for a two hour
- 1:53:35show. It should last two hours, I mean yeah, the last twelve
- 1:53:41hours after that. I don't know. He's we're gonna do it three three
- 1:53:45unless you do it prior or the morning or something. I don't know,
- 1:53:49but I gotta. I want to rethink about the dosage. I don't know.
- 1:53:55We'll think about it. We got a long way to get to five
- 1:53:57hundred and song. We'll figure it out. Remember three hundred. I gets
- 1:54:00kicking downstairs. No, we don't thank you, Ray, No, thanks
- 1:54:03kid? Yeah, yeah, thank you guys for talking about it. Yeah,
- 1:54:11shout out to Ray. Shout out to everybody, but take care of
- 1:54:15appreciate you, bro. Shout out to you. The d MT. That's
- 1:54:17the one I'm really scared of. It's just cool. You've done it.
- 1:54:21Yeah in the pen. No, I smoked it off a bowl and then
- 1:54:25I did it off a damn Which one was better? The bowl one was
- 1:54:29tried? It was like whatever, it was mellow it just seemed like not
- 1:54:32a week as laser show. But I'm just like, this is very geometrical.
- 1:54:35And then the second time, I was just like I can't really recall
- 1:54:40too much of it, but I do remember just like blaying there, and
- 1:54:44I'm just like, yo, you feel like you like like like you're being
- 1:54:46thrown out of a vacuum. But at least for me, like it came
- 1:54:48back in reality. You're like, what the fuck was? That? Is
- 1:54:51the khole considered psyche? I'll dude, it's so much fun. No,
- 1:54:56the khole is not just canna do it. You do a lot of everything.
- 1:55:00He's only if you do a little bit of gay. It's pretty fucking
- 1:55:04dope. Dude. You sat there and I know you boy, you did
- 1:55:08a line. Yeah, look at Yeah, you're not supposed to do line.
- 1:55:12Just bumps a k bumps, a k bumps of k is what you
- 1:55:15do. He's gonna did a fat line. And then he's like, never
- 1:55:17again, which I don't. I don't blame you, but that's a lot.
- 1:55:19I've never done a line. Huh yeah too fat Yeah. Somebody show
- 1:55:34me. Somebody showed me some YAlO with the same baggy that. What's up?
- 1:55:45What up, Virginia. Thank you for calling. He remember Virginia?
- 1:55:48Who's this? Hello? Hello? What up? Whatever? Man? Oh?
- 1:56:01What up? Crack? What up? Chilling? I got a question
- 1:56:08for Eason. What's the next step on the weed world for your propens if
- 1:56:14you already got it in be real? Can what what do you mean now,
- 1:56:17Snoop Dogg? Yes, I mean I was able to get my first
- 1:56:21we drop. I have the video of me getting h Snoop Dogg the grape
- 1:56:26soda and I had with that bath, so like, I know I can
- 1:56:29do that. That's reachable. Again, I honestly just I want like it's
- 1:56:33not even about like the bigger names getting around it, but like the real
- 1:56:36stoners are the people that really appreciate I want to get it in them hand,
- 1:56:40in those people's hands, like the Ricky Williams, and like the people
- 1:56:43who really like know what I'm talking about. They can appreciate it, like
- 1:56:45oh you make ross and pins, you know, like uh, like like
- 1:56:48the dizzy rides and like people that are really involved Whiskalifa, people that can
- 1:56:54really appreciate it, you know, Okay, okay, and then but but
- 1:57:00then then again, I also do want to tap into a whole different market.
- 1:57:02Like I want the Spanish people too, Like I want to tap into
- 1:57:04the Spanish owners. I feel like there's a lot of them, but their
- 1:57:08labels are the people that pay them run their checks. Don't let them express
- 1:57:12themselves as owners that they want to be, you know. But I know
- 1:57:15that they're out there, so I want to be able to break through that
- 1:57:16barrier and start. And it's very safe for me to do it with the
- 1:57:20pens because it's easier for like somebody who's a pop star or breaget thrown artists
- 1:57:26in the Spanish world to be like, oh it's some pape, no minds.
- 1:57:29It's compared to them being on cyper soil about shit. Yeah, I
- 1:57:34said another question for you, that's what's up. I mean, you know,
- 1:57:39congrats on everything. I'm smoking on profms right now. Thank Paddy Blade.
- 1:57:44Hell yeah, thank you. Actually we do have a collap coming up
- 1:57:45too as well. Your next question, okay, and what would you do
- 1:57:53to get papers? But they would have to affect the zone, Like if
- 1:57:58you're like, yo, you're gonna get paid for but he'sn't gonna have flaming
- 1:58:00herpes for the rest of the light. Would you do already have her,
- 1:58:05he's says he since he's on things, everyone already has herpees. If that's
- 1:58:10on the table, yes, I will literally throw. I will throw,
- 1:58:14he said, flaming. Though that means I'm gonna be like breaking out all
- 1:58:15the time. That's bad. You can't even Yeah, that means I can't
- 1:58:18like funky fieldters are dangerous. Just use around me like that, but not
- 1:58:26the whole face acne I'm willing to give. He's on some acney on his
- 1:58:30face, like back in the high school days. Yeah, I'd probably start
- 1:58:31putting on makeup. Would you be okay with that? He's going to give
- 1:58:35me citizen ship? Yeah, but I'd like, you know, you have
- 1:58:38to be from you have to pay for my makeup though I look good?
- 1:58:43Yeah, Like I just want I want the good shit like that. Yeah,
- 1:58:46I didn't experience on animals. I'm sorry, actually American though he's on
- 1:58:51what if they told you the only way to give papers to excuse He's got
- 1:58:56to become part of hin and hungry and you got to sit around and take
- 1:58:59him off. He's almost like the port that boy. Get that boy out
- 1:59:04here, I'd be like, I don't need that skinny ask fool around my
- 1:59:08hungry show. I would be that cool. I would be like cool bro,
- 1:59:11but you'd be like after like you get your papers. There's no boys
- 1:59:14time, bro, boys here. Out of here you go, MPTV Jesse,
- 1:59:17be out of here. This ship back to me your ray U?
- 1:59:21What is it? Yeah? Are you still on the line, Homie?
- 1:59:25I got a question for Pridict too. I got a question for Predict.
- 1:59:28How you handle the quarter hand? Quarter? How do I handle a squirter?
- 1:59:32Damn? Man? You try to catch all that shit? Trying to
- 1:59:40catch it home? Mean, no, there's there's a squirt dog. You
- 1:59:44know some of it is had you get these youngsters, Predict, it's how
- 1:59:48hey, look, I say, okay, help me, you know what
- 1:59:53you just just how? Girls say, you know how guy's nut is good
- 1:59:57for them when they swallow it. So I guess girls like yeah, like,
- 2:00:04I don't know. Man. As you get older, though, you
- 2:00:06just start to do seeing females differently. My g you know, And I
- 2:00:10don't know. I've never really changed my my Uh, it's my program.
- 2:00:15If it ain't broke, don't fix it. It's been working for forty four
- 2:00:17years. How me, it's pussy It shn But yeah, bro, you
- 2:00:28just gotta know how to please the female dog and dog dog dog dog dog
- 2:00:30dog like Biggest says, Biggest Mom says, if she's a squirterer, take
- 2:00:35her fat burger. Come on, dog, we all forget that. I
- 2:00:39don't know how forget that. Uh, we all forget that. That's real
- 2:00:43lyrics, right and make that shit up. That's biggest, small lyrics.
- 2:00:45She's a squirter taking a fat burger. Come on, dog man. Yeah,
- 2:00:51week bro, an't you rapper? Huh? It was one of his
- 2:00:57first ones. Now, y'all make me jo doubt myself. I don't even
- 2:01:00know now now I'm like, what, no, no, no, I
- 2:01:02know he said that. I want to know. It said. If I
- 2:01:06want to squirt her, take her to fat burger. Close enough, dog
- 2:01:13dog, come on, give me the grande. If you give me some
- 2:01:16granny squirre, you're taking a fat burger. That's the fucking run. Okay,
- 2:01:24that's what he's trying to say. Dog a lot, dog fully know
- 2:01:28me. When I pull up at fat Burger, No, they're like,
- 2:01:30oh, here comes at she with a squirterer, bitch squirder more than two
- 2:01:35handfuls way more more than two handfuls. Come on, dog, not all
- 2:01:40of them. I'll be honest with you again, like half bye, like
- 2:01:44half some bitches, dog some some bitches say they can't squirt. No,
- 2:01:50no, you'll you'll make them squirt home me keep working and working and working.
- 2:01:55Eventually, it don't how long have you how long have you worked it?
- 2:01:58Oh man, unless you got a fucking even beat pussy like thirty man
- 2:02:02in the asshole and they start working, all those fucking crazy asses you're watching
- 2:02:06born hub on me and sooner or later something the magic's gonna happened, dog
- 2:02:12man, I didn't we get this one, stash Bro, So thirty minute
- 2:02:16CEC easy c C C C C C juice, juice and what's up?
- 2:02:27What's don to go bowling? Is that the last question? Yeah, that's
- 2:02:31the last question. I'm gonna tune back into Patrion. Guys, you were
- 2:02:35calling him. That was a good question. That was funny. It was
- 2:02:39down to go bowling. You're like a bowler now, Bro, just don't
- 2:02:45hie to me. Don't to me. He's like at night at night,
- 2:02:49like yeah, there's more of the younger crowd that comes in, Like if
- 2:02:53I if I go to the morning, like you don't never want to google
- 2:02:56bowling alley in the morning or like during the hours from like twelve to not
- 2:03:00in the morning. I go, I go, I go, because that's
- 2:03:04when the people who are avid bowlers about practice and just go, like you
- 2:03:09know, so I get a peep game and I get to like you know
- 2:03:12stuff. But like for Xavier, really just like sit there, you're like
- 2:03:14taking yeah food. I mean some people. Yeah, I'd be looking at
- 2:03:16other bowlers. Dog, I'd be like, damn this, we got some
- 2:03:18game right here. I've been I was trying to game like, so like
- 2:03:23I don't hate on the next man's fucking sport because I know that I was
- 2:03:25born with the same abilities as him, so I know I can pull that
- 2:03:28shit off. Bro, I don't have no doubt if I was crippled to
- 2:03:30be different, but like I know that I know that I could do that
- 2:03:33shit. I have all this my five senses. But yeah, for sure,
- 2:03:36like like I don't know, like at night, for sure. It
- 2:03:39is more like you see, like the younger cross so you could be different.
- 2:03:41Crazy if you would have asked me, I thought you'd be more into
- 2:03:44billiards. N I don't know why right. I don't know why. I
- 2:03:47nothing wrong with Have you seen this movie called King Finn? Yeah? I
- 2:03:51love that movie. Yeah, dude, yeah, you know. And he
- 2:03:57wouldn't predict out his arm heard I was thought he was in a cup like
- 2:04:01dude, Okay, so don't quote me on exactly what I'm about to say,
- 2:04:04but you know who you're gonna love even more now, Sam Triply his
- 2:04:08family they're they're known bowlers in their city. Like him to teach me,
- 2:04:12dude, like he's known, like his brother. He wanted to buy a
- 2:04:15bowling at least Sam Triple during the pandemic. It was so cheap, and
- 2:04:16he just didn't do it because people are like, yo, he's gonna make
- 2:04:18no money. And he's like, but his family like they're known bowlers,
- 2:04:21Like I think, my god, I think it. His brother was like
- 2:04:24semi pro something I'm not. Don't quote like I said, don'tquote me.
- 2:04:27But his family's known to bowl, like, ask him if he's not,
- 2:04:29ask him if he's not. I have him out bowling. How they make
- 2:04:33a bowling ball? I have eight of them. Know how they make from
- 2:04:36scratch? No, I've I looked it up like because I thought because I
- 2:04:45thought it was porcelain their first and then it's like some of them are,
- 2:04:47but not all of them. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Like I
- 2:04:50have a see through one that it's like you, it's full of snakes,
- 2:04:54like so like you could see the snakes inside of it and just just throw
- 2:04:58it in there. Like I have crazy ones like the one of having the
- 2:05:00drunk and because I carry two, I have a I have a fifteen pound
- 2:05:02making mouse one, and then I have my Simpsons one that's my thirteen pounds,
- 2:05:05So my thirteen one is my striker, and then my fucking closer is
- 2:05:09the fucking big ass one because I feel like I know where it directed.
- 2:05:12But yeah, you gotta go bowling. There's lucky strikes. But that's just
- 2:05:15like hype Shadow Lanes should be cool right now and Korea Town. You're gonna
- 2:05:18go thirty nine lanes. Food. I wanted to see the new that sounds
- 2:05:24like a food with a girlfriend, that's what that sounds like. I got
- 2:05:27things to pick my girlfriend and bring you down. I'm not going I gotta
- 2:05:31add footage. You are right, You are right. You did ask for
- 2:05:34the nonce. Think he's right, he did ask for the thought. He's
- 2:05:38like, Yo, you're gonna take her to fuckings in your sushi. You're
- 2:05:45still going over there. You're still residents over there, so resident you still
- 2:05:47pay the light bills. Got me on the CCC salade, Yeah, alright,
- 2:05:51alright, it up. They make a special shalitde for me with all
- 2:05:56like all the sushis with fucking you see the right somebody said, somebody said
- 2:06:00concealed carrying bowling ball. All right, but either way, I don't know.
- 2:06:04I'm probably gonna go tomorrow at some point. I guess my thing.
- 2:06:08I always do that shit on the weekends. I like doing that shit.
- 2:06:10You get a drink, bro like, yeah, I mean, I mean
- 2:06:14I don't want to. I don't want to equip It is fun unless you're
- 2:06:16trying to go, Like what's going on is probably trying to go. It's
- 2:06:20like it's like ten minutes away from here, and I don't I don't equival
- 2:06:24it to it, but like just the way you like it, Like are
- 2:06:25you watching people ball on YouTube? Oh yeah, I started. I started
- 2:06:29lifting weights to get a stronger fucking arm. Yeah see, I just fucked
- 2:06:30up because I like the stupid game. I like, I have to put
- 2:06:33money on the table. I ain't no, oh dog what just like how
- 2:06:38that movie Kingpin. That's a real fucking that's a real fucking hustle dog.
- 2:06:43Those fucking Asian fools and all these fools they being betting money and yes,
- 2:06:48food food they be around. They're betting money food like in his team versus
- 2:06:55team food. But it's not like right there, like hey like craps,
- 2:06:59there's in the agreement. Food. All these tournaments is bootopeaching in a way
- 2:07:02like on God for you could like there's foods that are putting like ten bands
- 2:07:05a month from bowling competitions like that. Ass like don't travel to another I
- 2:07:11believe you do. I mean, I mean every sports got their little little
- 2:07:13niche and there's money to be made everywhere, like builders, Like you can
- 2:07:15make money on builders. Like hustling people. You want a billiard places,
- 2:07:18act like you're not good and then you just start hustling out fools. You
- 2:07:21might get beat up. You might get beat up. That's a bull star.
- 2:07:26Yeah, he's there's the zone he's On't like you don't know how to
- 2:07:30play with the rubbers on making bet I tell my lady, I was like
- 2:07:35I was like almost four guarter balls, gutter balls and be like, I
- 2:07:39guess I just lost my touch, and then I just take a bet with
- 2:07:42somebody, your girl, your girls, like it's okay, baby, you're,
- 2:07:45it's you're, it's school the real quick. Yeah, it's you're.
- 2:07:47You're. You twist your wrist at work, It's okay, you'll get it
- 2:07:50back soon. She's in on it too. Yeah. Then I end up
- 2:07:54with that hook far. I'm like, hey, Bill Murray in that movie,
- 2:07:58he's sucking an asshole. But it was I really I've been watching a
- 2:08:01lot of HBO Max. You see what I did to your profile and yeah,
- 2:08:03fuck you dude. Stop. Oh oh but it's cool cheat too,
- 2:08:07fat zone up. It was just one time, like you just do like
- 2:08:13like I thought we were even and he's like, no, still not even
- 2:08:16dog. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I left you alone. Well
- 2:08:18I haven't even changed it because I'm like, you won, Like, yeah,
- 2:08:22I'll leave it as fagget on. There was some little fucking little little
- 2:08:24who's the thing the homeless, the hopeless in the puppet. Yeah, dude,
- 2:08:33but I did call him Fats one, and I put the guy fiery
- 2:08:35fucking thing. I knew when he saw it. He was pissed because I
- 2:08:37look all stupid. Some girl comes over and I'm like watching this, I
- 2:08:41got h I got it all bitch. I go to HBO and it says
- 2:08:45faggot and it's and I was like, I was like the home he got
- 2:08:50me on mad because I was like, fuck that full watch this and she's
- 2:08:52like which one? And I was like that full eason when I told you
- 2:08:54about And then I was like watching me and then I was like, you
- 2:08:58know how, you don't know who the fuck I am? And then I
- 2:09:01was like and then I was like, you know how he's fat? Yeah,
- 2:09:05the zone, fat zone. He's like uh huh and the like entertaining
- 2:09:11years lady in my cause, imagine what he does. The jokes he's like,
- 2:09:16you know, predict my crippled friend. He probably told me dogs like
- 2:09:22if he tells her, he's like, yeah, you know my friend fat
- 2:09:24zone. Fuck you dude, I'm gonna throw a bowling bar at you today.
- 2:09:28Let's go bawling their bitch. Now we're going. Now, well Rabel's
- 2:09:31birthday, we're going. I told my lady I'm picking her up, and
- 2:09:33you already threw a tank at me. Now with the bowling barame. Now
- 2:09:37you can have am hey douse, Amazon take pictures of your stuff too.
- 2:09:41Now they always dropped it off right there. Huh. I think that only
- 2:09:45happens when you live in a bad neighborhood right on my door, right on
- 2:09:48my fucking were my stairs at You can't say that. I don't. I
- 2:09:54had ordered like two hundred pass for the dogs. I gotta get ready on
- 2:09:58me, coming like in two weeks for me, right, you gotta get
- 2:10:01ready to be a daddy again, A little choppy though. I had the
- 2:10:07little predict dog, little predict dog kindergarten, already fucking sexual assaulted people.
- 2:10:16Hey, I have a little hold that name, Come on like fun let
- 2:10:24him this is he already sucked the food. That's why I hurry. He
- 2:10:30wants the second one? Yak, Hey, so he too? Was I
- 2:10:35yeah about Instagram and super Chat. I'm like, yo, put that in
- 2:10:41the cage. And when I said, when was reading put that you're about
- 2:10:46ain't scared of this food dog. And I don't even like this, honey.
- 2:10:50I wish he was my bunky dog. Like should I'll be taking on
- 2:10:54his spreads. Tell you that get the car, carry your water, Harry,
- 2:11:00my plate Hey, donkey dick thursdays. Fuck you, since you brought,
- 2:11:05since you brought being locked up? What's your spread? Oh? Man,
- 2:11:11like minus bunchet, get this predict predict, Predict likes good food,
- 2:11:18so predict, I mean I'm guessing it. Predictates spread would be like,
- 2:11:20I'm gonna try to predict food because definitely food will with me because I used
- 2:11:24to max out at one hundred bucks. So what's the rundown on your spread?
- 2:11:28You gets a couple of softbots, you gotta break them down, you
- 2:11:31know what I'm saying. But flavor though, no, no, you gotta
- 2:11:33get those with the shrimp come no, tho, you can get the whole
- 2:11:39case. Only five, OK So those of you you're gonna be like,
- 2:11:43I'll treat you this for that. So you're five of those? Well fuck,
- 2:11:48how many whole are gonna feed? Because normally people will start pitching in
- 2:11:52platino mans, No, no, not your bunk. You came in.
- 2:11:56You throw the pickle for sure. You gotta cut it up, deal pickle.
- 2:12:03You gotta save the juice through the juice in there some bologny. You
- 2:12:09gotta cut it up right there. There a quick up for like ten minutes
- 2:12:13it blows up nice. You know what I'm saying. They can get the
- 2:12:16little fucking weed bredge they give you start making this sounds gross? What an
- 2:12:22Every spreads out. Every spreads doesn't even know what first class in there is.
- 2:12:26You're gonna eat. There's no sting as first class in the Hey that
- 2:12:31right there, HOMEI believe me, you're eating top to your ship right there.
- 2:12:33With that. Other than that, you want to eat the food they
- 2:12:39have, the food that has Peter salt. The food's horrible. I know
- 2:12:43the Peter salt. It's Peter salt. Huh that the bedroom can let punch
- 2:12:54Huh, Yep, it's Peter salt. But with that, yeah, that
- 2:12:58means the with that salt. Yeah, that's what they're doing in the military
- 2:13:03and jails. Really they're allowed to do that. But it's like me,
- 2:13:09you have a bunch of food's waking up with morning bonus and shit, and
- 2:13:13you're right there, fres I'm here excess mind today. You know the f
- 2:13:18on god, bro, look it up. They control my dick and there
- 2:13:22too, they control your dick with the food they gave you. So that's
- 2:13:24what you gotta buy their property. Food. You're property, hummy property.
- 2:13:28Come on, I don't never do crimes, and I don't want to do
- 2:13:31less crimes now. I don't even want to make it. I don't even
- 2:13:33want to make a YouTube. It says, don't make any time for you,
- 2:13:37bro, I swear to God, believe me or not. Fools were
- 2:13:41fucking get scared. I wanted. I gotta I gotta eat spread and then
- 2:13:48my dick won't get hard, and then I gotta wake up to do bird
- 2:13:52bees. Bro, I don't know that sounds like I don't want to do
- 2:13:56I know, dog, I'm gonna you. You're part of the program.
- 2:13:58Either you participate. You can joining to get jumped that somebody's keeping track of
- 2:14:01every birth. Yeah, but hey man, we want to thank everybody for
- 2:14:07tuning in today. I know we started an hour earlier. Thanks for Dick
- 2:14:09for coming by. It's always a good fucking time. You know. We're
- 2:14:15trying to get back at it. Man, I just had to clear my
- 2:14:18thoughts alot. Someone says, saw Peter's a man. I don't think that's
- 2:14:22allowed. Dog, I'm gonna look up. I'm look this shit up.
- 2:14:24Welcome back with some facts by tomorrow, some tenfol a half facts broke down
- 2:14:28the facts. You don't believe me. I just think, dude, dude,
- 2:14:33there's no way. So you aren't getting boterers at all. You're thearing
- 2:14:35jail. No boners for what. There's a bunch of dudes. Hey,
- 2:14:39if we're looking at my d I wake up and I have a boner.
- 2:14:43I'm not telling you to look at its fucking like fucking homie. There was
- 2:14:46like rock out with our cocks out. I can the only guy's zest.
- 2:14:52So in jail, they try to turn your game. That's we're trying to
- 2:14:54turn your game jail. What like, hi, Barbie question, We'll make
- 2:15:01you do that. Huh m oh, No, you're the one tell me
- 2:15:05that you're you know that about Peter Saut. That's all they said. It's
- 2:15:11a myth for him, the guy in there for the guy. That guy
- 2:15:15said it's a myth. That's last one, last one. We're going off
- 2:15:20after that, all right, he's gonna needs to go bowling. No,
- 2:15:22we're not. We're not. Thank you for thank you for calling. We
- 2:15:33don't suppoke the same podcast, all right? All right? So predict where
- 2:15:39can they follow you at it? When you're po When is your podcast coming
- 2:15:41back? Man? We should be starting private recording maybe next week. I'm
- 2:15:46gonna start recording again the next gee. You know what I'm saying here.
- 2:15:50He knows yesterday's price is not today's price. But we got to go back
- 2:15:54to this funny because he posted that. He posted that, and I said
- 2:16:00it right back to me, you know. So hopefully we're gonna start recording
- 2:16:03because I linked up with a lot of people that I've been wanting to come
- 2:16:07on the podcast. I've just been in my own, in my own thoughts.
- 2:16:09I needed some time to myself, man, But ye'a'll be back.
- 2:16:13Cien CCC. You already know what it is man on YouTube? Have you
- 2:16:18even updated my fucking motherfucker dog, you were done? My Spotify is and
- 2:16:24all that you never finished. So that's what I pay you for. Brun
- 2:16:31guys one of the vests, dog. But yeah, CCC find me on
- 2:16:35Instagram, all platforms, and that's it. Man, We're good, right.
- 2:16:41Shout out to Predict, thanks for coming through, Come against for the
- 2:16:43hospitality, man, anything you guys, come me man, I'll be here
- 2:16:46as long as God gives me, you know, like the whole two breathe
- 2:16:50and all that shit. Man, it's the follow me in Morning Shot Films.
- 2:16:54Check out my website Morning Shot Films dot see. Oh. I put
- 2:16:58out the film on my Warning Morning Real podcast called The Virgin Suicides. Example.
- 2:17:03You should watch. This film is pretty good on HBO. It's on
- 2:17:07Prime Prime. Watch it, The Virgin One, The Virgin Suicide, Virgin
- 2:17:13Suicide. Thank you for day for coming on. I'm I'm glad you're healthy.
- 2:17:16Everybody thought you died. Everybody keep hitting me up that you're dead.
- 2:17:20You got to get away from from social media. I know that. But
- 2:17:24people hitting me up like I'm your caretaker and ship dog. I'm like,
- 2:17:26yeah, leave me alone, dog. He's fine, but he's here.
- 2:17:31Live. Porth the Cibian's coming back. As you heard it. We're gonna
- 2:17:35record four episodes a day, so right now, four episode the day,
- 2:17:46but actually word back when Saturday. We might have a guest. I don't
- 2:17:50know, it's gonna be for sure me. He's on in Rock, so
- 2:17:52tune in, guys. It's gonna be fun time. Go to Flavorsbody's on
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- 2:17:58got a show in Austin, Texas. Pull up and I will be at
- 2:18:03the Common Store, Me George and Concrete October two with Concrete Yep. Thank
- 2:18:13you everybody once again for tuning in. We got a Whatnot on Sunday,
- 2:18:16and make sure you follow me on Whatnot. There's a lot of cool stuff
- 2:18:18on there as well. September twelve, I'm gonna be I will be at
- 2:18:22that night. So if you're going out there, disneland let me know it's
- 2:18:24gonna be a good time. It's my first time going and I and oh,
- 2:18:28I'm going all out, so make sure and you know it's gonna be
- 2:18:31a good time. I'm gonna be documenting all the stuff. Follow my new
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- 2:18:41stuff that I film personally off of my camera on there. So if you
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- 2:18:48There's a lot of the new smoke Kids to Hit Kids, Go get those.
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- 2:19:45it happen. With that being said, we'll see you guys Saturday. Anything
- 2:19:48else, hit me up you do. Oh and if you if you're trying
- 2:19:50to go bowling and if you're if you're in the area, just let me
- 2:19:52know I'll actually to like, well, let's have some games on the weekend.
- 2:19:54I'm down and fuck you adding a kiss no trans bitch. You know
- 2:19:58I like to make stuff up. Yeah, fuck you. I'm gonna start
- 2:20:01start making stuff up. He's on his bowling game Crash. Cut it off, m