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- 1:07Speaker 1: you should know from how Stuff Works dot Com. Hey,
- 1:16Speaker 1: and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, and there's
- 1:19Speaker 1: Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and there's Jerry Roland and that
- 1:23Speaker 1: makes this stuff. You should know the podcast. Yeah, who
- 1:29Speaker 1: would have ever thought that we could do more than
- 1:31Speaker 1: one podcast on fleas? Had I thought about flea circuses,
- 1:37Speaker 1: I would have thought that. Yeah, we covered it a
- 1:40Speaker 1: tiny little bit. I went back and looked just to
- 1:42Speaker 1: make sure we weren't being too redundant, and uh, we
- 1:46Speaker 1: just sort of mentioned it briefly. But how delightful to
- 1:49Speaker 1: dig in even further. Yeah, I mean, like, there's no
- 1:51Speaker 1: way that we really got into it because it's one
- 1:54Speaker 1: of like the least documented aspects of popular culture I've
- 2:00Speaker 1: ever come across, man, And there's so much misinformation, and
- 2:03Speaker 1: you run across people who act like they know exactly
- 2:06Speaker 1: what they're talking about, and then you do more research
- 2:08Speaker 1: and you find out they really are wrong in a
- 2:10Speaker 1: lot of it. It's it's really it was crazy. It
- 2:13Speaker 1: was a crazy research. Yeah, and you go to web
- 2:15Speaker 1: pages that are solid green with white letters punctuation. What's that? Yeah,
- 2:26Speaker 1: it was a little weird, but yeah, people take us
- 2:29Speaker 1: to task on the accuracy of this one. Then we'll
- 2:32Speaker 1: be like you, you go do better. So um, I
- 2:36Speaker 1: think we kind of gave it away. The cats out
- 2:39Speaker 1: of the bag, and so are it's fleas. We're doing
- 2:42Speaker 1: flee circuses. We're talking about flee circuses, and they actually,
- 2:46Speaker 1: like I think of police circus is fairly old timey,
- 2:48Speaker 1: but I usually think of him as like the twenties
- 2:50Speaker 1: or thirties, maybe even the forties from like that old
- 2:53Speaker 1: tech savery flee circus cartoons or um. But they go
- 2:57Speaker 1: way further back than that, or even the concept of
- 3:01Speaker 1: of training fleas in some way, shape or form goes
- 3:05Speaker 1: even further back than that. Yeah, which will we'll get
- 3:07Speaker 1: to it. But training them as a bit of a misnomer, Yeah,
- 3:10Speaker 1: that's a stretch for sure. It's sort of like tying
- 3:14Speaker 1: and gluing things to fleas and just let them be fleas. Yeah, basically,
- 3:18Speaker 1: as you will probably come to the same conclusion, flee
- 3:22Speaker 1: circuses are really mean. Yeah, they're cruel. No matter how
- 3:25Speaker 1: you feel about flease they are. Yeah, they're cruel, cruel
- 3:28Speaker 1: acts of barbarity. I think that's how the East to
- 3:31Speaker 1: buille it. Actually, Yeah, tiny cruel acts of barbarity comes
- 3:36Speaker 1: see Professor long Hair and his flee circus which torments
- 3:40Speaker 1: but they're small, so who cares? Right? Uh? So fifteen
- 3:44Speaker 1: seventies is uh. If this is accurate, we're all gonna
- 3:47Speaker 1: go all the way back to a man named Mark
- 3:50Speaker 1: Scalliot who uh did not have a flee circus, but
- 3:54Speaker 1: he was supposedly in London one of the first people,
- 3:58Speaker 1: or perhaps the first person to use a flee as
- 4:03Speaker 1: a prop of some sort. Yeah, to basically show off
- 4:06Speaker 1: his skills as what as a he was a blacksmith. Yeah,
- 4:09Speaker 1: it was a smithy. And he made like this really
- 4:12Speaker 1: really tiny intricate caller that he put around to flee
- 4:16Speaker 1: and he said, check this out. Yeah, and everyone was.
- 4:21Speaker 1: I guess because this apparently other people, uh like watchmakers
- 4:25Speaker 1: and stuff would would make little tiny watches as well
- 4:28Speaker 1: as gimmicks. But I guess the thing they were trying
- 4:31Speaker 1: to show is the only thing I can think of
- 4:33Speaker 1: is if I can make something this tiny that works,
- 4:36Speaker 1: imagine what a real size human watch would look like.
- 4:39Speaker 1: It would work even better. But he got kind of
- 4:43Speaker 1: famous from it from what I understand, and the idea
- 4:46Speaker 1: of using fleas called on kind of kind of well,
- 4:50Speaker 1: it took a couple of hundred years. But if if
- 4:53Speaker 1: you look into fleas and flee circuses, like I just
- 4:57Speaker 1: took him for granted, I never stopped and thought why fleas,
- 5:00Speaker 1: But there's actually really good reasons why fleas, and it
- 5:04Speaker 1: has to do with For one, fleas used to be everywhere,
- 5:08Speaker 1: Like no matter where you lived in the world, you
- 5:11Speaker 1: shared your living space with fleas, which must have been
- 5:14Speaker 1: pretty awful. But apparently it was just a fact of life.
- 5:17Speaker 1: So that's one thing. They're ubiquitous, they're easy to come by.
- 5:21Speaker 1: The other one is that fleas are really really good
- 5:25Speaker 1: at jumping, and that actually makes them, under the right circumstances,
- 5:30Speaker 1: really good for this flee circus idea. Yeah, and we
- 5:33Speaker 1: we you know, if you really want to itch yourself, uh,
- 5:37Speaker 1: go to listen to the fleet episode. Um. But they
- 5:41Speaker 1: come in a couple of thousand varieties, and the ones,
- 5:43Speaker 1: apparently for circuses are the little flat, reddish brown ones
- 5:48Speaker 1: about two point five millimeters in length, and um, they
- 5:53Speaker 1: can jump though two point five millimeters. They can jump
- 5:55Speaker 1: sometimes as high as eight nine inches in the air.
- 5:57Speaker 1: I saw it to ten. Oh, well, where you getting
- 6:02Speaker 1: that was from? The Royal Air Force experimental station. They
- 6:06Speaker 1: apparently set up some equipment in the sixties and we're
- 6:09Speaker 1: photographing fleas jumping. Oh yeah, see here that they said
- 6:12Speaker 1: that um, at the start of a jump, a flea jump,
- 6:15Speaker 1: they experienced forces greater than a hundred and forty times
- 6:18Speaker 1: out of gravity. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. They have these
- 6:21Speaker 1: little um what are called elastic cuticles in their legs
- 6:26Speaker 1: and they can store a tremendous amount of potential energy,
- 6:29Speaker 1: and when they release them and they jump, that potential
- 6:32Speaker 1: energy turns into kinetic energy. And since that it's basically
- 6:35Speaker 1: this elastic um connector that's really storing the energy, they're
- 6:41Speaker 1: not having to use up a lot of their own.
- 6:43Speaker 1: So they can jump like this, like thousands of times
- 6:45Speaker 1: in an hour. And apparently when they jump. I don't
- 6:49Speaker 1: I'm sure we said something somewhat contradictory in the actual
- 6:52Speaker 1: Fleas episode, but the relation of their jumps to their
- 6:56Speaker 1: body size, um, it compared to humans of like us
- 7:01Speaker 1: jumping over the Statue of Liberty or something along those lines,
- 7:05Speaker 1: which is very hard to do, ken harder every day. Man.
- 7:09Speaker 1: I was kind of thinking about these fleas jumping and
- 7:12Speaker 1: like evolutionarily speaking why, And I guess they're just so
- 7:17Speaker 1: small that when a dog goes to scratch or bite
- 7:21Speaker 1: at it, or whatever animal tried to get the fleet off,
- 7:24Speaker 1: they can't just be like, well, let me run away
- 7:28Speaker 1: as fast as I can, because the dog's bite will
- 7:30Speaker 1: still get it. So they learned, I think, quite literally,
- 7:34Speaker 1: how to jump and get the heck out of there
- 7:37Speaker 1: very very quickly in order to survive. And the coolest
- 7:40Speaker 1: fleas make the Bionic Man sound when they jump if
- 7:45Speaker 1: you listen really close. All the hipster fleas, right. Uh so,
- 7:50Speaker 1: I guess we should talk about the main dude though, right,
- 7:54Speaker 1: who we owe all of us owe a great debt too.
- 7:57Speaker 1: I'm not saying his name, you know, you've got to
- 7:58Speaker 1: say his name. This is the eight teen twenties, and
- 8:01Speaker 1: uh he was an Italian impresario in London named Louis
- 8:07Speaker 1: Berte Lotto nice. Yes, yeah, there's so many ohs and
- 8:13Speaker 1: t s. I thought I messed it up. No, I
- 8:15Speaker 1: know it's a it's an unusual name. Yeah. So he's
- 8:19Speaker 1: the guy in London who said, uh, I want to
- 8:23Speaker 1: be really famous one day, and my big idea is
- 8:27Speaker 1: to take fleas and put them in shows. Yeah, and
- 8:32Speaker 1: it worked. It did work. I saw somewhere that the
- 8:37Speaker 1: the origination of flee circuses it was um due largely
- 8:42Speaker 1: to him. But I didn't really see anybody else sighted
- 8:44Speaker 1: earlier than him. You know, the watchmaker, the smithy, Um Mark, Mark,
- 8:51Speaker 1: the blacksmith. He wasn't doing any kind of shows or tricks.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Louis Berte Lotto Um said, you know what, the fleas
- 9:00Speaker 1: aren't props. The fleas are going to be the stars
- 9:02Speaker 1: in my show. That's right, And I think he may
- 9:05Speaker 1: have been the one who had the the original idea
- 9:07Speaker 1: to do this. Yeah, I love our own article said
- 9:10Speaker 1: his show was part action, part humor, part social commentary.
- 9:15Speaker 1: But I think that was the case. You know, they would, uh,
- 9:18Speaker 1: well we might as well talk about what these things did.
- 9:19Speaker 1: They would do everything from high wire x to uh
- 9:24Speaker 1: sword fighting too, uh. Political and historical re enactments. Yeah.
- 9:30Speaker 1: They re enacted the Battle of Waterloo dressed dressed in
- 9:33Speaker 1: like military garb. Yeah. They would play a soccer or football. Uh.
- 9:38Speaker 1: They would do um, high diving, pretty amazing stuff, the
- 9:43Speaker 1: little pools of water. They would a little chariots and carriages. Yeah,
- 9:48Speaker 1: that was one of the first ones. Because you know,
- 9:50Speaker 1: I think, especially back in the early nineteenth century, people
- 9:53Speaker 1: didn't know everything there is to know about fleas like
- 9:56Speaker 1: we do today. So the idea of watching a little, tiny,
- 10:00Speaker 1: tiny flee, like a three millimeter long flee pulling like
- 10:06Speaker 1: a hearse or a chariot or a cart um that was,
- 10:10Speaker 1: you know, hundreds of times its own weight. Any better,
- 10:13Speaker 1: it's gonna it's gonna impress you, especially if you're a
- 10:16Speaker 1: five year old Chimney sweet who's owned by the guy
- 10:19Speaker 1: who bought you from your parents. Yeah. Or I actually
- 10:22Speaker 1: looked up some flea circuses on YouTube. Uh there were
- 10:26Speaker 1: just little kids. There was one and I think Denmark
- 10:28Speaker 1: in the nineteen fifties that I looked at. I saw
- 10:31Speaker 1: that and like in Telfair, Yeah, people were just delighted.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I watched some of the videos too,
- 10:38Speaker 1: and I noticed that, like my hands were classed together
- 10:42Speaker 1: beneath my chin. I think it might have been the
- 10:44Speaker 1: perfect post election uh youtubing that I could have done. Actually, yeah,
- 10:50Speaker 1: it worked pretty well. Uh so Bert sorry, Bert, his
- 10:56Speaker 1: uh his act was not small if you think, well,
- 10:59Speaker 1: sure he did this at some county fairs and sideshows
- 11:03Speaker 1: uh and then his wife made him stop. Yeah, not
- 11:05Speaker 1: true at all. He actually got really famous for this.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean they likened him to Elvis Presley.
- 11:12Speaker 1: I don't know if he was that big. I think
- 11:14Speaker 1: the point the authors making is like that this guy
- 11:16Speaker 1: wasn't some some like, he wasn't Internet famous, he was
- 11:20Speaker 1: like famous famous, Like he traveled the world doing this.
- 11:25Speaker 1: It's good for him, right, Yeah, And he didn't. As
- 11:27Speaker 1: he traveled the world, people were like, I can do
- 11:30Speaker 1: that too. Tired of working, I want to do this.
- 11:34Speaker 1: But it turns out that from what I can tell,
- 11:36Speaker 1: as far as showbiz goes, running your own flee circus
- 11:40Speaker 1: has got to be one of the more demanding side
- 11:42Speaker 1: shows there there are. Well sure, I mean part of
- 11:46Speaker 1: the problem is your performers. Well, first of all, it
- 11:49Speaker 1: says in here and this is like again with this research,
- 11:52Speaker 1: you just sort of have to take some of these
- 11:54Speaker 1: people at their word. But they say that about one
- 11:57Speaker 1: in tin fleas can even make the cut, right. Uh.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Once you find your your champion team of they're they're
- 12:06Speaker 1: gonna die and there need to be cared for and
- 12:10Speaker 1: traveling all over the world with your prized fleas is precarious. Well, yeah.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Especially um, if you're traveling to do shows and colder
- 12:19Speaker 1: climbs there aren't fleas, and fleas don't do very well there.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Your whole troop may die the night before a show.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Can you imagine? But apparently it happened a lot. There
- 12:29Speaker 1: was a guy I read and I'm not quite sure
- 12:31Speaker 1: who it was, but they he had a a standing
- 12:35Speaker 1: gig in I think Switzerland maybe or somewhere somewhat northern Europe,
- 12:41Speaker 1: and he had to send down No she I'm sorry,
- 12:44Speaker 1: she had to send down to Majorca to get um
- 12:48Speaker 1: fresh shipments of fleas like every two weeks because hers
- 12:51Speaker 1: just kept She couldn't keep them alive any longer than Yes,
- 12:54Speaker 1: I have offers from all over the world to take
- 12:56Speaker 1: my show, but you're afraid of one thing when you
- 12:58Speaker 1: get out of the country, can you at fleas? I
- 13:00Speaker 1: went to Sweden and I had to send to ma
- 13:02Speaker 1: Yorka in Spain to get fleas fortnite every fortnight. Who
- 13:06Speaker 1: was that? It was a woman a sword swallower right? Uh?
- 13:10Speaker 1: Was that Professor Tomlin? No, I can't remember her name,
- 13:13Speaker 1: but she's like a legendary sword swallower. Um professor tests No,
- 13:18Speaker 1: Professor Chester. No, none of the professors, And that was
- 13:22Speaker 1: another thing I noticed from this too, but I couldn't
- 13:24Speaker 1: really find the origin. Apparently, if you had a flee
- 13:27Speaker 1: circuses from from like the nineteenth century to the early
- 13:30Speaker 1: twentieth century, you the flea master, build yourself as professor
- 13:35Speaker 1: or whatever. So there's just all these really weird trends.
- 13:38Speaker 1: But the in the history of flee circuses, it was
- 13:41Speaker 1: like one person would come up with an idea and
- 13:44Speaker 1: then they go and show it and for some reason
- 13:46Speaker 1: it would attract a bunch of other imitators, and that's
- 13:49Speaker 1: that's basically the history of it. I would have built
- 13:51Speaker 1: myself as account oh man, you know, that would have
- 13:55Speaker 1: broken new ground. But they would have to pay money.
- 13:58Speaker 1: And this says in the nineteen fifties professors still said
- 14:01Speaker 1: we pay six shillings a dozen, although there have been
- 14:03Speaker 1: times of shortage when a single flea has cost as
- 14:05Speaker 1: much as two shillings. Well, you know, also, if you
- 14:08Speaker 1: look around today, at which I did, I couldn't find
- 14:12Speaker 1: anywhere to buy fleas. You have to send off for
- 14:16Speaker 1: um overseas um. But I've thought, surely there's some weirdo
- 14:20Speaker 1: somewhere who's selling fleas to flee circuses and there are none,
- 14:25Speaker 1: none whatsoever. Well, there is a flee circus in Germany. Still, yeah,
- 14:30Speaker 1: at the Munich October Fest. Where else would you have one?
- 14:35Speaker 1: Oh it's Mimi Gono, that was her name, the flee circus,
- 14:39Speaker 1: uh woman? Okay, yeah, alright, so you wanna take a
- 14:42Speaker 1: little break here, Yeah, all right, well let's break. Let's
- 14:46Speaker 1: go pick the fleas from our own bodies. I know,
- 14:49Speaker 1: I'm I'm itching or scratching. Then maybe we can train
- 14:51Speaker 1: them to finish this episode for us. So, Chuck, we
- 15:19Speaker 1: we kind of made it as far as Bertie Lotto,
- 15:21Speaker 1: and there's actually a lot of mystery surrounding that guy.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Here's the weird thing. Okay, I'm going to confess something
- 15:27Speaker 1: to you. When I first read this article, I was like, well,
- 15:30Speaker 1: here's a stinker. Then I dug in a little further
- 15:33Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I'm being tortured with research
- 15:37Speaker 1: to do a stinker. And then the more I did,
- 15:39Speaker 1: the more I did, the more I dug in, I'd
- 15:41Speaker 1: find these weird little things that kept popping up that
- 15:44Speaker 1: combined create the the the history or the culture of
- 15:49Speaker 1: flea circuses. And and the more I came upon these
- 15:53Speaker 1: little things and putting them together more the more. I
- 15:54Speaker 1: was just totally delighted. But then I think, like you
- 15:57Speaker 1: when I when I finally hit YouTube and it was like, okay,
- 16:00Speaker 1: I need to see some of these. Then I was like,
- 16:02Speaker 1: I love flee circuses. I could sit here and talk
- 16:04Speaker 1: about him all day. Well, we'll try and keep this
- 16:09Speaker 1: all day. So I just realized I didn't finish my thought.
- 16:12Speaker 1: The um the weird little thing that I found out
- 16:15Speaker 1: about Professor bar Lolo, thanks man Um, he just vanished,
- 16:24Speaker 1: he disappeared. He was like as famous as as an astronaut,
- 16:28Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden he's gone. And there's
- 16:30Speaker 1: a guy um who is uh. I think his name
- 16:34Speaker 1: is Andy Rich. He's like basically the foremost Flee circus
- 16:39Speaker 1: researcher working today. And he found Professor Berto Lotto. Apparently
- 16:44Speaker 1: he moved to Canada and lived out the rest of
- 16:47Speaker 1: his life and anonymity. Wow, yeah, I have a question.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Why do you always use asked not as a fame indicator,
- 16:55Speaker 1: it's uh, it's as Simpsons reference. It's Homer was saying,
- 17:00Speaker 1: somebody who's richer than an astronat. I was gonna challenge
- 17:03Speaker 1: you and say, name an astronaut. Oh, dude, Jim Lovell No, no, no,
- 17:08Speaker 1: name a current astronaut. Oh current astronat We got Mark
- 17:11Speaker 1: Kelly and Scott Kelly. Okay, alright, t get back off.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Then her their parents called them Project Jim and I,
- 17:20Speaker 1: oh that's cute. But they think they not just made
- 17:22Speaker 1: that up? Oh really? Yeah? Oh man, that would have
- 17:25Speaker 1: been surely someone as I thought of that. If not,
- 17:30Speaker 1: I'm gonna trade market. Uh yeah, and then you could
- 17:33Speaker 1: blackmail them. I feel like you want this nickname. I
- 17:39Speaker 1: know you're richer than an astro. Alright, So early nineteen hundreds,
- 17:43Speaker 1: if you're talking imitators over here in the United States,
- 17:45Speaker 1: we had a man named William Heckler, and he was
- 17:48Speaker 1: one of the first dudes over here to be a
- 17:50Speaker 1: successful fleamaster. And uh he did the usual things, made
- 17:56Speaker 1: them box and race and juggle. And we're gonna tell
- 17:59Speaker 1: you some of these secret it's by the way. If
- 18:00Speaker 1: you're wondering how these things are accomplished, just hang in there. Uh.
- 18:04Speaker 1: And he said at one point he was bringing in
- 18:07Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars uh day or performance in
- 18:12Speaker 1: a in a day of performances, a day. Yeah, so
- 18:16Speaker 1: many many performances. And here's the thing if lee I
- 18:19Speaker 1: kind of wondered I was, because I didn't find it
- 18:21Speaker 1: until later in the research, like, well, how do you
- 18:24Speaker 1: see this stuff? But you wouldn't have very many people
- 18:26Speaker 1: in there. You'd have like ten or fifteen people crowded
- 18:29Speaker 1: around a little table for six to ten minutes. You
- 18:33Speaker 1: would shuffle them out and bring in the next group. Yes,
- 18:36Speaker 1: I saw somewhere that if you were really dedicated to it.
- 18:39Speaker 1: I think Cecil Adams wrote it on the on the
- 18:41Speaker 1: Street dope that if you were like a really dedicated performer,
- 18:44Speaker 1: you could conceivably do fifty ten minute performances a day.
- 18:50Speaker 1: So that's basically like ten hours with a ten minute
- 18:53Speaker 1: break every hour. And if you're not a really dedicated
- 18:56Speaker 1: flea master, then just get out of my face. What
- 18:58Speaker 1: do you even bother? Seriously, though, I mean is when
- 19:00Speaker 1: we talk about how to do this, it will become
- 19:04Speaker 1: clear just how much work this must be. Yeah, alright,
- 19:08Speaker 1: well let's talk a little bit about that. Um, every
- 19:10Speaker 1: flee is different. And like I said, uh, if you
- 19:13Speaker 1: believe the research, about ten percent of the fleezer fit
- 19:16Speaker 1: for the job, and it's like we mentioned, you don't
- 19:19Speaker 1: really train them. What you do is back in the day,
- 19:23Speaker 1: you would take either some silken thread or some really
- 19:27Speaker 1: thin gold wire, like hopefully you can't even see it,
- 19:31Speaker 1: that's sort of the idea, and you tie a little
- 19:34Speaker 1: tiny noose of sorts around this fleezer neck. And apparently
- 19:41Speaker 1: that was really hard to do because when a fleet
- 19:45Speaker 1: eats the blood of their master, which is true, we'll
- 19:51Speaker 1: get to that again later, but their next well, so
- 19:54Speaker 1: you can't tie it too tight or else they're gonna
- 19:57Speaker 1: die and your prize flee could die. Or if it's
- 19:59Speaker 1: too loose, then the flea goes away and the chariot
- 20:03Speaker 1: stays behind, and that's no good. And you just hear
- 20:06Speaker 1: a tiny bionic man sounds right, So um, that's very hard.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Number one. Number two the idea that you have to
- 20:16Speaker 1: do that with new fleas every I would guess probably
- 20:21Speaker 1: every few weeks if you're on average, because fleas, I
- 20:25Speaker 1: mean they live maybe a year. Most fleas live about
- 20:29Speaker 1: three or four months. So you've got like a some
- 20:33Speaker 1: star performers and they're just they're performing, you know, for
- 20:37Speaker 1: a few months or whatever. So you're having to basically
- 20:39Speaker 1: constantly harness fleas all the time, and and again before
- 20:44Speaker 1: you even harness them, you have to sort them. So
- 20:46Speaker 1: you have to study and observe the adult fleas see
- 20:49Speaker 1: which one's like to jump. Um. There's an old legend,
- 20:53Speaker 1: uh that apparently came from Professor Heckler's son, if not
- 20:57Speaker 1: Professor Heckler himself, who said, um, you you put a
- 21:01Speaker 1: lid over a jar, and you can train them not
- 21:05Speaker 1: to jump too high because they'll hit their head on
- 21:07Speaker 1: the jar and they don't like to do that. So
- 21:09Speaker 1: they learned not to jump. Then they've passed their first test.
- 21:13Speaker 1: It's not clear whether that's actually hocum or not, but um,
- 21:17Speaker 1: that's for for a very long time, that's been part
- 21:21Speaker 1: of the lower of training fleets. The problem is, I
- 21:24Speaker 1: think you said it, please can't actually learn anything. They're
- 21:27Speaker 1: not really being trained. They're actually being physically restrained in
- 21:32Speaker 1: lots of ways, including that harness and starting with the harness. Well,
- 21:35Speaker 1: I don't know, though, Heckler. Professor Heckler that is also said,
- 21:39Speaker 1: and this was fascinating to me as far as whether
- 21:42Speaker 1: or not these fleas can learn anything. He said that
- 21:45Speaker 1: he would to get the best fleas, put them in
- 21:46Speaker 1: a glass jar. Uh, that's too tall for them to
- 21:50Speaker 1: jump out. And he said that he would notice the
- 21:53Speaker 1: really good fleas would jump up on the side, fart
- 21:57Speaker 1: out a little bit of sticky stuff, whatever that is,
- 22:01Speaker 1: and then spend the rest of the time trying and
- 22:03Speaker 1: trying to hit that identical spot again to grab hold
- 22:07Speaker 1: of the sticky stuff basically a foothold to be close
- 22:11Speaker 1: enough to the top to leap out. Amazing. I don't know,
- 22:14Speaker 1: hope I believe it. He well, yeah, I mean he
- 22:17Speaker 1: was a showman, consummist, showman, Like he didn't just basically
- 22:21Speaker 1: point and be like, look at the fleas, came your money,
- 22:23Speaker 1: please leave now, Like you were like carrying the show on, right,
- 22:27Speaker 1: you had to tell this this this, You had to
- 22:30Speaker 1: help the performance along, your professor, for god's sake, right,
- 22:34Speaker 1: when this guy is being interviewed over the years, I
- 22:38Speaker 1: can't imagine he didn't like ham it up in the interviews.
- 22:42Speaker 1: So I don't know, like a lot of it's lost
- 22:44Speaker 1: too to time, what was true and what wasn't as
- 22:47Speaker 1: far as these these old guys go. Yeah, but he uh,
- 22:50Speaker 1: Professor Heckler also said when he was picking them out,
- 22:53Speaker 1: and he said, stodgy wins are broken to the merry
- 22:56Speaker 1: go round harness flight he fleas make good dancers. Those
- 23:00Speaker 1: with especially strong legs will become kickers, jugglers and chariot racers. Yes,
- 23:05Speaker 1: so you've got you've got fleas harness. That's like the
- 23:10Speaker 1: first initial thing, but there's other things you need to
- 23:12Speaker 1: do to them. To write. You can take that harness,
- 23:14Speaker 1: and the most basic thing you could do is take
- 23:17Speaker 1: that harness and actually hook it up to, like you said,
- 23:20Speaker 1: a chariot or or or a merry go round or
- 23:23Speaker 1: something like that. And yeah, people will be like, that's
- 23:26Speaker 1: pretty neat, that's cool. But before I could do that,
- 23:28Speaker 1: you know, but you could do other stuff too, and
- 23:31Speaker 1: a lot of it involves glue unfortunately. So say like
- 23:34Speaker 1: you take a tiny piece of um of wood or
- 23:40Speaker 1: a tiny piece of metal and you glue it to
- 23:43Speaker 1: the flea's arms, right, Yes, and we should say once
- 23:48Speaker 1: that happens, that's it. That's never that's never coming off
- 23:52Speaker 1: for the rest of the fleas life. Yeah. I mean,
- 23:55Speaker 1: do you think they even survived that day? I think so. Yeah.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I think that they typically survive a few weeks of performing. Okay,
- 24:04Speaker 1: so even if they had a little sword glued to
- 24:06Speaker 1: their body. Yeah, I think they live horrible lives. I
- 24:11Speaker 1: mean basically, we as a species should know more about
- 24:14Speaker 1: this because if the fleas have a rise up and
- 24:16Speaker 1: become intelligent, like our backs are against the wall for
- 24:19Speaker 1: what the flee circus flea masters have done to them
- 24:22Speaker 1: glued to the wall, they'll be like, oh, guess whose
- 24:26Speaker 1: turn it is? Alright, so go ahead, Oh so you
- 24:29Speaker 1: you um, you glue a piece of stick or something
- 24:32Speaker 1: to their arms, and remember already they're harnessed. And then
- 24:35Speaker 1: you do the same thing to another flee and then
- 24:37Speaker 1: you tie their harnesses down and you just kind of
- 24:40Speaker 1: tickle them or do something to stimulate them, and they
- 24:43Speaker 1: start waving their arms and it looks like the sword fighting.
- 24:47Speaker 1: So that's a really good example of a flee circus.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Like you're you're having them do things, and then the
- 24:54Speaker 1: flea masters like, well, look at this, this is a
- 24:56Speaker 1: sword fight, everybody see they're doing or fencing or something
- 24:59Speaker 1: like that, right, and train them to do so exactly exactly.
- 25:02Speaker 1: So there's there's these things were Really it's the interaction
- 25:06Speaker 1: between a restrained flee, usually with the prop glued to it,
- 25:12Speaker 1: defending itself or responding to some sort of noxious or
- 25:16Speaker 1: threatening stimuli and then the flea master coming in and saying, oh,
- 25:20Speaker 1: they're they're fencing, or they're walking the high wire something
- 25:23Speaker 1: or there. This is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. Yeah,
- 25:28Speaker 1: they would play soccer. Like I said, So, what they
- 25:29Speaker 1: would do there is they would get a little piece
- 25:31Speaker 1: of cotton wool. Uh, they would soak it in something
- 25:34Speaker 1: that the fleet doesn't like, some odorous, malodorous thing. Yeah,
- 25:38Speaker 1: I looked that up. Like lavender works really well, citranilla,
- 25:41Speaker 1: cedar oil, those are all lovely. That's the shame. But
- 25:45Speaker 1: come to think of it, when you see natural flee sprays,
- 25:48Speaker 1: that's what's in natural flee spray exactly. So they would
- 25:51Speaker 1: soak it in that stuff and then uh, just the
- 25:53Speaker 1: flee would literally just kick at it to get it
- 25:55Speaker 1: away like a little soccer ball. Right, they're either kicking
- 25:59Speaker 1: at it to get it away or because they were
- 26:01Speaker 1: restrained and when they kick, instead of it propelling the
- 26:05Speaker 1: flea away, it's repelling the ball away from them. So
- 26:09Speaker 1: if you have them this kind of do that back
- 26:11Speaker 1: and forth, then yeah, they're playing soccer. What about juggling, Josh,
- 26:15Speaker 1: love it what you do there is he would glue
- 26:19Speaker 1: a flee to its on its back basically and then
- 26:23Speaker 1: put another little tiny piece of cotton and their legs
- 26:27Speaker 1: and they would kick at it trying to get it off,
- 26:29Speaker 1: and it apparently would just kind of go up and
- 26:31Speaker 1: down and spin around like it was juggling. Amazing. Yeah,
- 26:36Speaker 1: and like this is this is uh thanks to Heckler
- 26:39Speaker 1: in particular in the United States. Um, he really started
- 26:43Speaker 1: hitting the county fairs and um, the the the carnivals,
- 26:48Speaker 1: so it became basically part and parcel with the with
- 26:52Speaker 1: sideshows the circus. Like basically, anytime you went to a
- 26:55Speaker 1: decent carnival, there's a flea circus there. Yeah. And I
- 26:58Speaker 1: get the feeling that these professors would try and they
- 27:02Speaker 1: would try and innovate, They would try and come up
- 27:04Speaker 1: with new tricks and new things that would delight people,
- 27:08Speaker 1: because you want to keep people coming back, you know, right,
- 27:11Speaker 1: So that's where you come up with things like the
- 27:13Speaker 1: the hype Howire act and the flea walls when it
- 27:17Speaker 1: would appear as if a fleet orchestra was playing and
- 27:20Speaker 1: fleas were dancing. Yeah, because there's there's other things that
- 27:23Speaker 1: fleas respond to. Two besides um citronella. They respond very
- 27:28Speaker 1: well the heat. They can sense heat very well, and
- 27:31Speaker 1: if it gets too hot, they want to get out
- 27:32Speaker 1: of there. So if you apply heat from beneath on
- 27:36Speaker 1: say like uh just um, I don't know, a drumhead
- 27:39Speaker 1: or something like that, they'll all start hopping around. But
- 27:41Speaker 1: if they if they can't get away, if they're harnessed in,
- 27:44Speaker 1: then it looks like they're dancing. If you put a
- 27:46Speaker 1: little flea orchestra to the side with instruments glued to
- 27:49Speaker 1: their their arms at a nice backbeat exactly, then you
- 27:53Speaker 1: have fleas playing music and fleas dancing to it. A
- 27:57Speaker 1: fleet ball. Uh. So this all is delightful and well
- 28:01Speaker 1: and good. Um, but what fun is a naked little
- 28:05Speaker 1: flee doing these things? If you could have a flee
- 28:08Speaker 1: dressed up as Napoleon, right, And that's what they did.
- 28:12Speaker 1: They apparently historical figures were lampooned. Uh. They would supposedly
- 28:19Speaker 1: get Mexican nuns who had quote nimble fingers tired and
- 28:25Speaker 1: eyes deteriorated. I don't see how that makes any sense.
- 28:29Speaker 1: So they're these they they're nimble fingers grew tired in
- 28:32Speaker 1: their eyes deteriorated as we're making these things. Okay, I
- 28:36Speaker 1: thought that was that was a good quality they look
- 28:38Speaker 1: for in a Mexican nun. Seems stress. How are your
- 28:43Speaker 1: nimble fingers feeling? That's kind of tired. They're tired. That's sad.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Actually then, so they would get apparently these Mexican nuns
- 28:50Speaker 1: to make these tiny little costumes, and um, they're still
- 28:55Speaker 1: on display today if you go to uh, how do
- 28:59Speaker 1: you pronounce that name? England? Mispronounced everything in England. It's
- 29:02Speaker 1: spelled Hertfordshire show Cambridge, all right, Cambridge, England. I think
- 29:08Speaker 1: it's where at the Rothschild Zoological Museum there are two
- 29:13Speaker 1: fleas dressed as Mexican fleas on display, and right in
- 29:17Speaker 1: our lovely Edinburgh, Scotland that we adored so much. Had
- 29:20Speaker 1: I sped at home, had I known that there was
- 29:22Speaker 1: a museum of childhood there with a flea wedding party
- 29:27Speaker 1: dressed up on display, I would have gone in a second.
- 29:32Speaker 1: But yeah, it was a thing. I think it was
- 29:34Speaker 1: already a thing in Mexico, and the flea circus masters
- 29:38Speaker 1: said hey, I need to get some of those, so chuck,
- 29:42Speaker 1: if you have a bunch of fleas and they're making
- 29:46Speaker 1: you money. You want to keep them alive, right, how
- 29:50Speaker 1: would you do that? Well, as we all know, fleas
- 29:53Speaker 1: or parasitic blood suckers. Uh. And so they would just
- 29:58Speaker 1: go down to the blog bank and get a bag
- 29:59Speaker 1: of blood right right, and let the fleece swim around
- 30:02Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, and they loved it. Know what they
- 30:04Speaker 1: would do is and this is like, it gives me
- 30:07Speaker 1: chills thinking about it. They would roll up their sleeves
- 30:10Speaker 1: and stick their arm down there and let the fleas
- 30:13Speaker 1: feed on their bodies. Yeah, a couple of times a day.
- 30:16Speaker 1: But apparently apparently though it was part of every single
- 30:20Speaker 1: show that you would end the show with. And now,
- 30:23Speaker 1: since these fleet performers have done so great, I shall
- 30:26Speaker 1: let them least on my blood, and the crowd would
- 30:28Speaker 1: be like you gross? That makes sense. Yeah, it was
- 30:32Speaker 1: part of stage pattern, but apparently at least Heckler, but
- 30:36Speaker 1: I'm sure others actually did let the fleece feed on them. Uh. Yeah.
- 30:41Speaker 1: I mean, what's a good flea master to do? Well,
- 30:45Speaker 1: feed your fleas blood Either that or have like again,
- 30:48Speaker 1: a chimney sweep that you bought from a chimney sweeper
- 30:52Speaker 1: to let the Fleece feed on. I hope that the
- 30:54Speaker 1: episode has come out, but it's going to be really confused. Yeah,
- 30:59Speaker 1: or it'll be really delightful when it does come out
- 31:01Speaker 1: and they'll be like, oh that makes sense now. Hey,
- 31:05Speaker 1: one more thing about Heckler. So there was a Heckler Sr.
- 31:10Speaker 1: And Junior, and apparently Junior kept it going in Times
- 31:14Speaker 1: Square until like the late fifties had a flee circus going,
- 31:19Speaker 1: and Heckler's flee Circus shows up in a scene an
- 31:21Speaker 1: Easy Rider. No way. Yeah, I couldn't figure out what's scene.
- 31:25Speaker 1: I didn't have time to go check, but there's a
- 31:28Speaker 1: scene an Easy Rider where in the background there's Heckler's
- 31:31Speaker 1: flee Circus. And then they were pushed out of Times
- 31:33Speaker 1: Square by peep shows, and then the peep shows were
- 31:37Speaker 1: pushed out by Walt Disney and Giuliani. Yeah, Heckler tried
- 31:42Speaker 1: at first to do pants less flee circus, but it
- 31:46Speaker 1: didn't work very well. Yeah, no one wants and finally
- 31:50Speaker 1: just packed it up. All right, Well, let's take one
- 31:52Speaker 1: final break here and we will talk about another kind
- 31:54Speaker 1: of flee circus right after this. So check one thing
- 32:22Speaker 1: that I found. I'm pretty sure you found it too,
- 32:25Speaker 1: was that when you start looking into flee circuses, some
- 32:29Speaker 1: people think that there is never such a thing as
- 32:32Speaker 1: flee circuses that used real fleas. Yeah, I thought you
- 32:35Speaker 1: were going to say, when you start looking into flee circuses,
- 32:38Speaker 1: there's no going back, you'll never be the same again.
- 32:41Speaker 1: That's definitely your like, unchanged forever. Yeah. I always thought
- 32:45Speaker 1: that flee circuses were a complete ruse and that there
- 32:49Speaker 1: were never any real fleas performing, right, Apparently, No, that's
- 32:53Speaker 1: not the case. There have been, and indeed, ours recently
- 32:57Speaker 1: as the nineties, there have been flee circuses that you
- 33:00Speaker 1: real fleas following these traditions that we just mentioned. But
- 33:05Speaker 1: if you believe that there are plenty of flee circuses
- 33:08Speaker 1: out there that don't use any fleas whatsoever, you're right too,
- 33:12Speaker 1: because there's both. Yes, there's the type of flee circus
- 33:16Speaker 1: that doesn't use fleas is called a humbug flee circus.
- 33:20Speaker 1: It's all it's all stage magic, it's all illusion, and
- 33:24Speaker 1: it's pretty pretty awesome. Actually. Yeah. There was a man,
- 33:29Speaker 1: a magician named George Tollerton in the nineteen thirties, and
- 33:33Speaker 1: he wrote a booklet actually um outlining fake flee circuses
- 33:38Speaker 1: and skits that you can do wherein you're sort of
- 33:42Speaker 1: the I mean, while the carnival barking was going on
- 33:46Speaker 1: in the real flee circuses. Um, you you really want
- 33:49Speaker 1: to take center stage if you have a fake flee
- 33:51Speaker 1: circus as then not only introducing the death defying feats,
- 33:56Speaker 1: but then you are are following these fleas, jumping around
- 34:00Speaker 1: on with mimicking it with your eyes and following it around,
- 34:04Speaker 1: you know, by moving your head around as if the
- 34:07Speaker 1: audience is looking at some invisible thing, which they are, right, right,
- 34:12Speaker 1: they are, and you're basically just using your powers of
- 34:15Speaker 1: suggestion to get them to think they're seeing what you're saying. Right, Yeah,
- 34:20Speaker 1: that's the most like basic humbug flee circus there are, right,
- 34:26Speaker 1: But there's one in that that started like that. I
- 34:29Speaker 1: guess the genuine stagecraft stage magic um humbug flee circus
- 34:36Speaker 1: came about from Michael Benteen, who was a goon actually, right,
- 34:42Speaker 1: remember that explain that the goons showed up in the
- 34:46Speaker 1: Monty Python episode. They were the direct predecessor of Monty Python,
- 34:51Speaker 1: Spike Milligan and his goons. Yes, he wasn't a hockey
- 34:54Speaker 1: playing goon. That's a different thing. Or a goon on
- 34:58Speaker 1: Scooby Doo or a goony, right, just a regular old goon. Yeah,
- 35:04Speaker 1: Michael Benty and he was a British performer and entertainer
- 35:07Speaker 1: and he uh in nineteen fifty performed that the UH
- 35:12Speaker 1: called the Royal Variety Show. I guess I think so.
- 35:15Speaker 1: And it was a little, you know, fake flee circus
- 35:19Speaker 1: apparently pretty elaborate one, yeah, because rather than just using
- 35:23Speaker 1: like his um power of suggestion, he was using things
- 35:27Speaker 1: like magnets and remote control pumps and mechanical devices to
- 35:34Speaker 1: really kind of do this exaggerated simulation of a flee
- 35:38Speaker 1: doing stuff going through the circuit of his flee circus. Right.
- 35:42Speaker 1: So he would say, have a magnet or a piece
- 35:44Speaker 1: of string of something or something pushing a ball or
- 35:46Speaker 1: rather pulling a ball up a hill an incline, and
- 35:49Speaker 1: he would say that this is the uh, the flee
- 35:52Speaker 1: sysiphus and he's pushing this ball up a hill, right
- 35:56Speaker 1: or um, this is this is my favorite. This gets
- 35:59Speaker 1: me every time a flee going up on the high
- 36:01Speaker 1: dive board and then so as he's going up there,
- 36:05Speaker 1: the wrongs of the ladder, each one gets depressed right,
- 36:08Speaker 1: so you can see the fleece progress up. The ladder
- 36:11Speaker 1: gets up to the end of the board, jumps a
- 36:13Speaker 1: couple of times, so the springboard goes up and down,
- 36:15Speaker 1: and then it makes a springing sound as he jumps
- 36:18Speaker 1: off right exactly dives into the water, and there's like
- 36:22Speaker 1: this huge splash, which a fleet could never make a
- 36:25Speaker 1: splash to begin with, but a huge one. It's just hilarious.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Or I like the one the sand table. They would
- 36:33Speaker 1: have a little sandbox in the fleet with the fake
- 36:35Speaker 1: fleet would invisibly jump around, but it would create a
- 36:38Speaker 1: little splash of sand everywhere. He dropped all over the
- 36:41Speaker 1: place and again, all with magnets, all fake ery. Yeah,
- 36:45Speaker 1: but really really clever. I get the impression. He was
- 36:48Speaker 1: not um, not terribly old at the time when he
- 36:52Speaker 1: first debuted on tv UM, And in the grand tradition
- 36:56Speaker 1: of flee circuses, some other people saw it and said,
- 36:59Speaker 1: I want to do it too, So the Humbug flee
- 37:02Speaker 1: circus took off and became pretty popular, and like the
- 37:06Speaker 1: second half of the twentieth century, I should say popular
- 37:09Speaker 1: as far as flee circuses go, which is to say,
- 37:12Speaker 1: not very popular, right, popular among weirdos. Yeah, I'm really
- 37:17Speaker 1: kind of wondering about this burta Lotto and his fame,
- 37:22Speaker 1: like he might not have been I don't know. I
- 37:24Speaker 1: mean just because you travel the world. I mean, he
- 37:26Speaker 1: could have been traveling the world performing in front of
- 37:28Speaker 1: you know, sixty people a day. That's not exactly Elvis.
- 37:33Speaker 1: It's true. This whole thing is under a cloud of suspicion,
- 37:37Speaker 1: is yeah. Man, it's really tough to figure out the
- 37:41Speaker 1: what's from the who's, and the winds and the why
- 37:44Speaker 1: and the fleas from the magnets. Yeah. Yeah, because once
- 37:48Speaker 1: you introduced that humbug ury into it, everything comes into question.
- 37:54Speaker 1: There was, actually, though, there was a book that I
- 37:56Speaker 1: want to get. It's a it's a pamphlet basically turned
- 38:00Speaker 1: into a book from that a guy named Tom Palmer wrote.
- 38:04Speaker 1: It's called the Famous Flee Act, and it teaches you
- 38:07Speaker 1: everything you need to know to do a humbug flee circus.
- 38:12Speaker 1: I just want to read it just for funzies. You know,
- 38:15Speaker 1: Christmas is coming up. I bet you someone out there
- 38:20Speaker 1: I'll send that to you. I was talking to you.
- 38:23Speaker 1: That's just someone else out there. Well okay, uh my
- 38:27Speaker 1: call to you. The public listening stuff you should know
- 38:30Speaker 1: public is Ano. They're doing this in October Fest. But
- 38:34Speaker 1: somebody needs to bring this back in a big way. Well,
- 38:37Speaker 1: a woman did in the nineties, but it didn't take
- 38:41Speaker 1: for very long. But I mean it was pretty big
- 38:43Speaker 1: in the nineties. Um. Her name was h what is it, Chuck,
- 38:48Speaker 1: Maria Fernanda Cardoso. Okay, did you read about her? No,
- 38:53Speaker 1: you should check out her act. You didn't see the
- 38:55Speaker 1: video of it. No, there's like a seven eight minute
- 38:58Speaker 1: vimeo of her and apparently it's just the highlights, So
- 39:02Speaker 1: I guess their act was longer, and she's a performance artist,
- 39:05Speaker 1: so um it was. She did it at like different places,
- 39:10Speaker 1: like she did at the New Museum in New York
- 39:12Speaker 1: and um, San Francisco and just kind of some some
- 39:16Speaker 1: pretty neat places places you wouldn't expect to see a
- 39:18Speaker 1: flee circus, is what I'm saying. I guess. But she
- 39:21Speaker 1: used live fleece in the grand tradition of flee circuses
- 39:26Speaker 1: and uh made a very beautiful, neat almost circutus, so
- 39:31Speaker 1: laish flee circus in the nineties. Yeah, but there's a
- 39:36Speaker 1: video of it, or there's plenty of videos. I'm sure
- 39:38Speaker 1: of it out there. Um, just flick her up and
- 39:42Speaker 1: look for the flee circus video with with our thumbs
- 39:45Speaker 1: up on it. Yeah, and you know, we kind of
- 39:47Speaker 1: joked about this being cruel it. Um, it's easy to
- 39:51Speaker 1: say this is a fleece and who cares. But I'm
- 39:53Speaker 1: sure there are people that get up in arms about
- 39:55Speaker 1: using any sort of you know, mistreating and animal for
- 40:00Speaker 1: any kind of or insects, animals. Let's just say for
- 40:07Speaker 1: this argument, for sure, for the entertainment of humans. You know,
- 40:10Speaker 1: there's probably at least one person out there that thinks
- 40:13Speaker 1: this is a very cruel thing to do. Know, there's uh,
- 40:15Speaker 1: there's apparently um societies that are dedicated to preventing cruelty
- 40:19Speaker 1: to insects in particular, and they have called specifically for
- 40:24Speaker 1: flea circuses to be banned outright. And they make a
- 40:27Speaker 1: pretty convincing case, especially if you don't allow yourself to
- 40:31Speaker 1: stop and remind yourself that these are fleas we're talking about.
- 40:35Speaker 1: But they you know, they're held in captivity their whole lives.
- 40:38Speaker 1: They're held um, they're connected by a harness that keeps
- 40:43Speaker 1: them held down their entire lives. The tricks that they're
- 40:47Speaker 1: performing are actually like stress behaviors. Um, and uh, they
- 40:53Speaker 1: die probably prematurely. Yeah, well as what went off on
- 40:58Speaker 1: fleas in the fleet episode, So I can't really say
- 41:01Speaker 1: anything about that. Sure, I've had bad infestations and I've
- 41:06Speaker 1: had no problem grabbing them between my hands and holding
- 41:09Speaker 1: them underwater until they slowly drowned. Right, They're like, please
- 41:13Speaker 1: just crush me, and you say, never drown. You can't
- 41:16Speaker 1: crush them. You can crush a flee if you get
- 41:19Speaker 1: it's hardy fingernails, that's your problem. You butt your fingernails
- 41:22Speaker 1: too much. Yeah, but you try to smash a flee
- 41:24Speaker 1: and he just goes dying. Do do do do? Yeah?
- 41:30Speaker 1: Anything else? Um, you can buy flee circuses, ready made
- 41:36Speaker 1: flea circuses if you want. Well that's fun. Yeah, um,
- 41:39Speaker 1: like an ant form. Good luck finding fleas is the thing, right,
- 41:44Speaker 1: and I think that's it. Man, that's a flea circuses.
- 41:48Speaker 1: Just go watch some flee circus videos on TV or
- 41:51Speaker 1: on the computer TV. You're gonna love it. Yeah, it's
- 41:54Speaker 1: a good way to just dumb it down and check out. Yeah,
- 41:58Speaker 1: it's delightful though too. Uh, since I said it's delightful
- 42:02Speaker 1: if you want to know, that's right, I got all order.
- 42:05Speaker 1: I was thinking about Flee circuses. Yeah, if you want
- 42:07Speaker 1: to know more about Flee Circus, it's do what I
- 42:09Speaker 1: just said, and you can also type those words in
- 42:11Speaker 1: the search part. How stuff works. And since I said
- 42:13Speaker 1: it's delightful, before it's time for a listener mail, I'm
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- 42:34Speaker 1: even the ones from the Dark Days when the discussion
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- 42:39Speaker 1: for his perfect podcasting partner. My sister introduced me to you.
- 42:42Speaker 1: So if you pick this for listener mail, please do
- 42:45Speaker 1: be extremely cool. If you give my sister Laura a
- 42:48Speaker 1: shout wow, that is really nice. If you, Chuck, is
- 42:52Speaker 1: you're feeling very generous regardless, I've been meaning to email
- 42:55Speaker 1: my thanks and praise for your work. I was at
- 42:57Speaker 1: high school english teacher in Illinois, but reesely relocated Chattanooga, Tennessee,
- 43:02Speaker 1: where I've been moved on where I've moved on to
- 43:04Speaker 1: become a community college professor. Uh. A professor. Maybe she
- 43:08Speaker 1: could train police. Uh. Your podcast has been a great
- 43:11Speaker 1: supplemental teaching tool, not to mention, a guaranteed way to
- 43:13Speaker 1: keep my mind occupied during long road trips to and
- 43:16Speaker 1: from undergraduate and graduate school or while running with my dog.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Us the episode on book banning several times while teaching
- 43:23Speaker 1: to Kill a Mockingbird or informing students about Banned book Week.
- 43:26Speaker 1: I've also used the episode about police interrogation during a
- 43:29Speaker 1: unit featuring Walter dean Myer's novel Monster, about a boy
- 43:33Speaker 1: who was on trial for a crime he may not
- 43:35Speaker 1: have committed. That sounds good, it does, uh. And more recently,
- 43:39Speaker 1: I use a listener mail about the benefits of hunting
- 43:42Speaker 1: as an example of how to structure an argument. Let's
- 43:46Speaker 1: hear that. I want to hear that argument. We'll schefs
- 43:50Speaker 1: are right back in. Uh. The students got a laugh
- 43:53Speaker 1: out of Josh's comments about waiting for the deer to
- 43:55Speaker 1: fall over and collecting the dead bodies instead of actually
- 43:58Speaker 1: killing the animal. Anyway. Really enjoyed the show. Look forward
- 44:01Speaker 1: to new episodes every week. If teaching doesn't work out
- 44:03Speaker 1: for some reason, I think podcasting would be a pretty
- 44:05Speaker 1: great career. Uh. And that is from Sarah Amato, Professor Amato,
- 44:11Speaker 1: and uh shout out to Laura yep, her sister, Laura
- 44:16Speaker 1: Amato or whatever her name is. Shout out not presuming
- 44:21Speaker 1: they have the same last name. My modern guy you
- 44:25Speaker 1: are anyway, you have a beard. Thanks for teaching and
- 44:28Speaker 1: uh doing what you do, Professor. Yeah, and thanks for
- 44:31Speaker 1: writing in Smart Thinking with the subject line. If you
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