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- Apocalypse Ventures: Morning. The following audio transmission will forever change your album society. You will no longer believe the narrative. You are about to wake up and see things for what they really are. facts and opinions. This is the Doom Daily Show. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Doom Daily Show. I am your host, Jester Dooms, the email Doom Daily Show at gmail dot com, everywhere on social media at Jester Dooms. Don't forget to check out the website www.gestorsvoice.com. Yes. Welcome to the Doom Daily Show. It is Monday. Anybody really watching soccer, anybody really care? about soccer right now. I I I they're not selling tickets. The stands look empty. Yeah. But of course when you're selling tickets for twenty, thirty thousand dollars, y you're bound to get empty seats. Well exactly nobody can afford to watch soccer in the United States. Yeah. Well anywhere. I mean if you can afford a twenty one thousand dollar ticket, please tell me what you do for a living. Exactly. ⁓ but the funny thing is You go to a Knicks game. Ash says England. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're gonna talk about your England. Yeah, yeah, get ready for this. there's been some news of the soccer, some scuttle butt. Some scuttle butt. Democrats are pissed because the US will not allow a terrorist in the country to referee the World Cup soccer matches. A Somali terrorist. We said no. No, not in this country. Can't do it. But you know who is saying, What the h why? Why can't he? Why can't this terrorist come in and do something? Come on, we let all the other terrorists in. Why can't we let this guy? He's coming in the right way across. He he applied for a ⁓ visa to come from Somali. Why can't come on? Let him in. Yeah. No. Nope. Canadians and Democrats are mad that alleged serial rapist soccer player has been denied entry to Canada to play soccer. Serial rapist. Now I don't know what he did to Captain Crunch, but apparently he it's not good. And I don't even want to know what he did to the Rice Krispie kids. Serial rapist is horrible. Yeah, tell us about this guy, Asher. I mean, come on. He's he's waiting trial in England for committing Yeah, but listen, listen though, hang on. Yeah. He was only traveling from Boston to Canada. So we let him in. We let him in here. Okay. It's okay. Yeah, come on in. Serior rapist, come in. It's all good in the in the US. Yes. ⁓ but I think it's funny that these background checks are now being done and I'm wondering how many more are coming out, but their media's sweeping it under the rug, because it just shows again, why we have borders, why we should be selective who we let in this country. But I'm wondering how many of these aren't being shared in the news. A lot of them. Yeah. Because they don't want to tell you that these terrible people are coming into our country because that would just damage the entire narrative about being open borders and lit just letting everybody come in. Did you know that ⁓ Sweden and Greece? Sweden, Sweden and Greece are now They are cutting off immigration. Now they're trying to figure out how to deport all those fuckers that they brought over there who are now ruining their economy. They're raping their citizens. They're thie stealing, thieving. Yeah. So it's funny, Trump does it and he's an evil man. Now these other countries are doing it and it's ⁓ good idea. Yeah. That's a good idea. Time to get rid of them. Time to get ⁓ out. Yeah. ⁓ the UK should do that. I think all countries should do it. And then let's invest in a li in an island. Let's say Epstein Island. You wanna know what to turn that into? Yep. A a a desolation place. Just drop off the worst of the worst on that island. Here you go. Survive there. There you go. Let them out. They they can do whatever they want. Survive that. And I'm sure it's probably got a big supply of baby oil somewhere hidden underground. I mean it's gonna work out good for ⁓ I would love and and I don't mean this in a sick way, but I would love to tour that compound. I would love to well no, just to see. Like how sick w these rooms and tunnels and I I'm I I don't know. It's just I just wish the files would come out. I'm just gonna say that. I wish they'd fucking release the names already. I mean it would blow this country and other countries to smithereens, but man, gosh dang it, man. ⁓ They're they're just they're dribbling it out. They're hoping that, you know, they get a couple of those high profile you know, Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew, yeah. I mean, come on, Prince Andrew. ⁓ yeah, that oughta be enough to satiate everybody's appetite. There's somebody from this country that we can drop then. ⁓ certainly. I mean drop What are we waiting for? Bill Gates, Bill Clinton. I mean we drop ⁓ somebody plethora of all of these people that have associated. They have gone out. I mean, the emails are out there. So anyway. drop ⁓ in drop ⁓ in like ⁓ Fortnite. Yes, exactly. Kick their ass out of a plane with a parachute and let ⁓ go. Give ⁓ a broom or other utensils like that. Here you go, buddy. Man, turn that island into something good. We can watch it on TV. Pay per view it. It'd be like The Running Man or some of those other movies. You know, like ⁓ what ⁓ Mockingbird, ⁓ Mocking Jay, ⁓ Hunger Games. Hunger Games. Yep. Escape from New York. There you go. Something like that. That's right. But we can't have a Pliskin 'cause we don't want anybody to escape. No, that's true. Well Snake went in to get the president. He did. And he got and he got the president. And he got the president. Yeah. But ⁓ It's such a great movie. But it was a great movie. It is a great movie. Well, did you see the the workless one, Escape from LA? No, I did not. I know Thank goodness. That was that was even dumber. No, there's movies you shouldn't remake. Matter of fact, there's only a handful of movies I can think of where the to sequels or the remakes are decent. Sequel to Top Gun, amazing. Great sequel. That was Maverick was ⁓ that was a that was yeah, that was decent. ⁓ gosh, I just lost it. I was gonna bring it up. ⁓ Gosh dang it. ⁓ no. ⁓ no. ⁓ there's like three or four of them. ⁓ Mad Max's. ⁓ Mad Max's. Well the original and then the one following with the Tinder Turner. That one was cool. That's original. Thunderdome. Mad Max Mad Max, the very first one is the original. Right. But the sequels that that came from that with Mel Gibson. Yeah. They're all ri then they've tried to remake all of them. ⁓ yeah, no no no no yeah no no no no it's the Mel Gibson ones. No no I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. See. Woohoo Welcome to Tiny Dancer. She's on our side. Yeah, there's some of those those are just great just great mov quit remaking things. Yeah. Hey by the way, did you go see Obsession yet? Anybody go see Obsession yet? Tiny Dancer. Welcome. Welcome, Tiny Dancer. You're beautiful. I love your picture. Tiny Dancer. I'm gonna break into Wasn't that Ellen John? Yeah. Ellen John. Hey, by the way, Ellen John coming up tonight, ⁓ Club not club, KCCB Radio, one ⁓ three point three FM signing on at nine thirty Central Time, about an hour. It's nothing but seventies and eighties keeping the memories alive tonight. So we hope you join us for that following this show here. ⁓ it's commercial free all weekend. So ⁓ we're gonna we're gonna have a we're gonna have a lot of fun. That's right, all weekend for two hours. Stop it. Shut up. It's gonna be fun. I can't say a lot of games to play tonight too. So join us coming up at nine thirty Central Time tonight. ⁓ let's get off of soccer. I hate soccer. What? What tell me a little bit more about obsession. Have I have I heard of it? Well, okay. Would I know this? Okay. No, no. You wouldn't know anybody in the movie. They're they're all unknowns. Okay. The director's twenty four years old. Yeah. It was shot with a budget of seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. ⁓ the chick. It was shot in twenty days. The chick, yes, he he he he magical spells the chick and she as a he makes a wish and she becomes a nut job. And her acting I'm telling you right now, if she's not at least nominated for an award, I I I give up on the Motion Picture Association. I give up. Hollywood 'cause they haven't had a chance to rape her or anything like that, so she's not gonna get nominated. We can al we already know. And then it you know, when you watch that, you ask the question, who's the bad person in this really? Is it her or is it him for making a wish that she loves me more than anything in the world? Yeah, that's kinda Where who's the bad guy in this? It's like karate kidd was I think Ralph Macchio was the fucking bully. I think he was shithead. What? Yes! He went in that dance and Johnny was was in there minding his business in the bathroom and then Ralph goes in there with a hose and squirts him down. Did you pick the fight with him? Ralph did not do that. Yes he did. Yes, he did. They were at that dance. He was dressed up in that shower. And he went in the bathroom when Johnny was in there. And he grabbed a hose out of the closet and he and he and he put it over Johnny when he's in the bathroom stall smoking the weed and he turned the water on. ⁓ for no reason. No. I don't remember that bathroom. Well of course you don't because you know I'm right. I'm pretty sure you're just making things up. I think ⁓ you are falling back on your latchkey kid no scenarios. I don't think that's ⁓ nope. ⁓ Mama Bear, I want someone to fall in love with me. everybody's in love with caucus, what are you doing, buddy? Everybody's in love with you, Mama Bear. I let me tell you what I do when I think of you. Well, I bet it's a family show. Never mind. Scratch that. ⁓ speaking of family show. Speak yeah, speaking of family shows. Sorry. I I f I forgot where the hell we were going because now I'm thinking, hmm. Mama there. Mm Mama Bear. Well, this is not what we want to talk about with my I mean, you know, Disney Disneyland. Who's going to Disneyland in the summer? Gosh, listen to this. Yes, thank you. That's where I was going with this. ⁓ we gotta go there. Okay. We gotta go there. We gotta go. Not only okay, so not only do you wanna go to Disneyland, but you wanna go to a certain McDonald's. Where they serve the pink slime. Where they serve it's called the the jerk off sandwich. And look at this. Look at the headlines here. Man busted after woman claims she saw him masturbate at a McDonald's near Disney World. I personally think he was excited the McRib was back. We don't know why he was doing that. We don't we don't c we can't judge and assume. Yes, we can. Look at that poor guy. And you know what? He's at the McDonald's. He's near where all the children play. It was self defense. No. Self defense. Self defense. Zach out. Look at that little we call him the jerk now. ⁓ it would be his nickname. How embarrassing would that be? I d I It sa no it says she claims. I I don't know is it does this hold any water or is it still under investigation or it gets TMZ, so God only knows. It's like the National Enquirer on TV. I mean they're still looking for Savannah Guthrie's mom, so I don't know if It's not me without glasses, big Rick. You son of a that's it. Kinda does. Whoa. No. Look at your left eye. No. Look at your glasses off. No. Not doing it. No, no, no. Not doing it. And I wouldn't do it McDonald's anyways. I'd do it at Burger King with a whopper. ⁓ all right. Well let's just l let's just okay, so the McDonald's near Disney World apparently wasn't the most magical place on earth for one woman. ⁓ she got a free ride. She told cops a dude pulled out his little Mickey D in front of her and started masturbating. He jerked his grimace. There you go. According to the police report obtained by TMZ, the woman told officers she was sitting in the parking lot adjacent to the fast food restaurant when a man, who cops say is Gavin Blakely Jones, parked behind her. Ooh. Back door. Anybody find it familiar, funny that his initials are BJ? I just think that's hilarious. Sorry. ⁓ Exited his vehicle, pulled out his penis, and began pleasuring himself. She didn't complain till he was done. She's sick. ⁓ it's in kissing me. That's funny. Kissimmee. Now now the the look at that cool McDonald's. Isn't that a cool McDonald's? Now the interesting thing is the woman told cops she knew. The alleged McDonald's masturbator was aware of her presence because she did it well. They made eye contact during his dirty deed. Eye contact? Yes, eye contact. Big Rick says he wanted her McMuffin. Ha he wanted Yes. He wanted to fill it, put a little sausage in that. Is your ice cream machine making ice cream? Come here. There you go. The woman told cops she knew the alleged McDonald's masturbator. Was aware of her presence because they did make eye contact during the dirty deed. She also also told cops she tried to drive away from Jones. But she couldn't stop watching. She was then began following her. So she drove to nearby Blizzard Beach. A water park owned by Disney where she flagded. So he's jerking and driving? I don't think you can do that. You gotta keep both hands on the wheel. I well, y I know if you're talented. Well I guess. I guess. Wait, unless you're steering the wheel with it. I don't I don't know. ⁓ huh. Wow. She got to see his McNuggets. So who's Who's making plans to go to Disney World now? Only if we can stop at McDonald's. That's gonna be the new famous spot now to stop at. What are you looking for? The jerk? Yeah. Just looking for the jerk. You guys keep going, drive through it. Go on. Just keep passing. I tried to leave, officer, but I just I couldn't. I g I couldn't leave. 'Cause I wasn't done yet either. I had to wait. It was so close. I think he was just excited that McGrib was back. He lost control of his feelings. I don't think that's the way it works. To me, I'd take the buns apart and use the eat the meat. Stop it. I don't stop it. That's not the Producer boy, do not use mom sound effect again when we talk about this. Ever. If he could tap it on the steering wheel, I'd be surprised. You know those suicide knobs? Yeah. He can just wrap his around that. There you go. Hey Donnie, what's up, buddy? ⁓ we're just talking about you at McDonald's. I didn't I don't know if you wanted everybody to know your story or not, but we were just talking about ya. ⁓ how was Disney World? Well, no, because he doesn't have that weird ferret scruff on his face like Manfinder does. He could have shaved it. ⁓ that's true. He could have shaved it and then grew it back. ⁓ go scroll up to the headlines. ⁓ Dun ⁓ Manfinder, here's what you you came in just in time. We were just talking about you right here. There you go. Go ahead there. You you can read that game. Yeah, man busted after a woman claimed she saw him masturbate at the McDonald's in your Disney World. So what's the more disturbing part? The fact that he did it or he did it in your Disney World? Like where where do you accept it that it's okay? It's not okay anywhere. That's see, that is a part of the problem in society that we are running up against. Nobody's Yeah, you should be able to whack it anywhere. No. No. No, is that what you meant? No. ⁓ I thought that's where you were going. Somebody has integrity. You don't do that. You do that behind closed doors. He was the car doors were shut. You do that in the darkness of your bathroom or wherever you're Well maybe the windows were tinted. Magazines to take care of those fantasies. Well anyway. Poor little fella. I can't even get off in the car. Ha ha ha I can't do it at home because my wife will tell me No. ⁓ I can't I can't do it at work. I just pulled in a handicap spot real quick. Rub one out. No. The woman's gotta follow me. Jumps up to the door, taps on the window. What are you doing? None of your business. I was feeling my double whopper cheese and nuggets. Poor guy. Checking for testicular chicken. That's what he should have said. I'm checking for cancer. That's it. A lot. In the in the your length and the breadth. I'm Catholic. I was doing this a lot. I don't I just wanted to Lord, don't let me have cancer. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Hold on. Hold on. Lord help me. ⁓ no. Stop it. That is blasphemy. You are blasphemy. Stop it. I don't want to know who you are. Speaking of speaking of blasphemy. Now ⁓ we just got a warning. No blasphemy. No blasphemy. No blasphemy. No blasphemy. I was just kidding, we didn't really give What? What? Producer boy looked down right away. What? Speaking of that, wait a minute. ⁓ message two. What do we got? Hey, what's going on, beans and weenies? You guys are doing great. Spank your scooter. Mm. You guys do a good show, I enjoy it a lot. Thank you. I like checking out your podcast style shows and the music shows. So thank you. People have to go work. I wanted to ask you guys what are your thoughts on what's going on in Cuba or what do you think the plans are for Cuba? Is anything gonna get done? Mm-hmm. And just out of curiosity, what What are some podcasts that podcasters listen to? I think if I remember correctly, ⁓ Spanky might lean a little more towards Democrat or maybe independent or something like that. What? Yeah Scooters more right or maybe I I got that What? Either way, do you guys listen to podcasts, at least political ones, or just any ⁓ Any and what do you guys usually listen to? Or did you guys stray away from that? That's a great question. Give up the good work and I hope to see some more payment options on the website. It's PayPal. You're killing me, big caucus! Shut up! Mom. And keep up the good work. Very cool. Well, thank you very much for the compliment. ⁓ we'll pay you for that later. I personally can't do political show. You guys I already told you guys, it drives me nuts. ⁓ there are way too many uneducated sheeple out there to talk politics. And I and I can't do it. ⁓ there are podcasters that they get on there and they are so slanted, so negative and so incorrect that It makes me sick. It it literally makes me sick. And as soon as they get into it, I'm done. Any any show I listen to when they bring up the politics side and they go deep in it, I'm done. You wanna take some jabs, couple hits here and there, that's cool. But if you start getting deep into it, I'm done because nobody does research. And you can't trust research now thanks to AI. So I'm d I can't do politics. Scooter digs it. Scooters slyly love the shit out of politics. And I just I I can't. I can't do I get so mad and I just want to call people names. I wanna come my third grader wants to come out and go, ⁓ shithead. Like I just I don't I can't do it. Well, you know what? I I still do that too. You you're a dumbass. Why are you talking like that? You have no clue. But by the way, I'm a Republican. You sack of To the left. I can't believe who said I can't believe somebody thinks I I lean to the left. You you you have a little liberal bent. I do there because you have some liberal children and and you try to walk that line to keep them happy. ⁓ You know what? Yeah, Mike Yeah, I've got kids that are a little left of war. Yeah. But I don't take that. But speak okay, so you know, that's funny. You don't ⁓ you like listening to you like listening to like ⁓ crime and ⁓ paranormal stuff. I love paranormal stuff. I love comedies, I love ⁓ interviews with comedians. Yeah. ⁓ I love to hear how a majority of comedians have had a life of hell. ⁓ have had a life of just a horrible, horrible life. And yet they've turned it around and have become who they are. ⁓ the one exception that I've ⁓ that I've listened to ⁓ would be Robin Williams and and he masked his his depression and his issues with humor. Right. And and he did an amazing job. Unfortunately it didn't help him. God rest his soul. But ⁓ I love listening to interviews with with comedians, with comics, comedians. and yeah, the paranormal's cool. I I don't know what it is about the paranormal. Hey, this ought to be what's going on. What what's what's that noise? Hi, you've reached ⁓ the morgue. How can we help you today? What in God's who is that? Well, I was just calling the comments on ⁓ the guy saying ⁓ how Spanky's the lefty. I'm like, Spanky going to have a left left? Hang up on him. Hang up on him. Hang up on that phone right now. Hang up. No. No. Podfather says we need Sly. How did you even know that was Sly? How freaking weird is that? Podfather, are you communicating with the Podfather telepathically? No lie. I he knew you were coming. He's in your car. Yeah. He check the He's in your car. Check the backseat. Check the back seat. And you get out of the backseat too, sicko. He's not right there. Thank God. Hey, thanks for standing us up Tuesday night, buddy. Appreciate you, man. Hey, hey, no, I you know what? Family and romance, I'm all for it. I'm okay with it. ⁓ unless I do it. And then it's Spanky's thought we didn't have a show. He's ⁓ he's never dependable. You're not romantic. You're not romantic. I don't know what You didn't say that the other night when I was rubbing your corns. Well, my corns needed to be rubbed. That was utilitarian. That was not romance. Big Rick says they were at McDonald's. ⁓ Yeah, thanks a lot, buddy. Hey, say hi to Lady Me. She's hi she's on here too. Hey, there you go. Yeah, I got his number too, lady me. Yeah, but she's a lot more better looking. So I get much. Alright, see ya, homie. I love him, man. He's my favorite gay guy. Now now Tuesday okay, so real quick. Real quick. Real quick. ⁓ sh message three. What's up, guys? I feel like the that girl that just keeps calling or guy that just keeps calling, wondering why you haven't gotten back to me. Just saying hi. I did want to mention one thing. I saw on TikTok Scooter posting some motivational clips and I found them uplifting and refreshing and sometimes even helpful at times. I know he I think he is, you know ⁓ he has some religious beliefs. I don't know I don't wanna say it and be wrong, but I just stem from and ⁓ if there could be more of that kind of content, at least on TikTok. I know that might be or at least a separate one just for a scooter. I don't know if ⁓ you wanna push a lot of that on the same no ⁓ TikTok account. And do you find that that kinda clashes a little with ⁓ spanky? I don't know Spanky is is in any denomination or religion or anything like that, but what are your thoughts? All right, so we We just hung right up on his ass. He didn't even care. Yeah, whatever. Bacakus Shut up. No, we're gonna answer it. All right, so first we gotta go back to Cuba. What do you think is going on in Cuba? I don't care. You don't care? No. I wanna get ⁓ you know what? We need to get to a stable point where we can get those cigars back. Because some of the best cigars I've ever had have come out of the island. And ⁓ those poor people suffering down there. I said I don't care. That's that's what we think of Cuba. No, I I love Cuba. Man, you know what? Cuba is going to become if they are liberated, they will become a destination for traveling, for gambling. It is going to be off the hook. It's gonna be Miami is just gonna shut down. I don't think we'll see it in our lifetime. I I think we might. I and I think Marco Rubio is gonna he's gonna be the president of Cuba before long. I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's gonna happen. You think they're gonna become a state? A territory. Because another Puerto Rico. I think Puerto Rico's gonna fight them. Yeah. Because even though there's more to gain from Cuba, I think Puerto Rico's gonna we were here first and you know what? I I'm not a fan of Puerto Rico. Even if they write songs about them, I'm going to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. But ⁓ why are you saying things with a s with an accent? What do you pronounce I am pronouncing it? I am pronouncing it correctly. What are you a coke dealer? Friends with Tony? What what's wrong with Kakar? What do you what the hell is wrong with you right now? It is pronounced Cuba. It is not Cuba. It is Cuba. Some of you gringos don't know how to pronounce that name. I take a fan. Thanks, Bella. The same way that the locals pronounce it. The indigenous folks. Why? They don't have to they don't have to take our language and say things our way. They gotta say it their way. Well they they speak English. Really? Bad money don't. Yeah. No, I'm not turning. Okay. ⁓ I'm blocking him. He's becoming Kamala. That's not Can you speak Greek too? Just curious. Is it Greece or is it Greece? Like what do you what say Greece for me? I'm just curious. It's Greece. Say Egypt. What do you can you say that? Say a aluminum foil. How are you gonna say that? Aluminium. No my pronounce it correctly. Are you? I am. Every time. Is it coupon? Coupon. It's coupon. Coupon. ⁓ my coupon. I've got Is it a semi truck or a semi-truck? It's a semi. No, it's a semi. No, it's not a semi truck. Yes, it is. It's a semi. Learned it. Yeah, long school. Broadcasting school. Yeah, whatever. Look how that turned out. It's semi. I'm here with you. It's that didn't pay off for shit. There you go. Okay, so that's Cuba. All right. So the next thing, spirituality in the Beans and Weenie Show. So I'm gonna start this off. All right, whether you believe this or not, I am the chief sinner in this world. I am the biggest sinner that you will run into. I've committed all ten sins. I may challenge you for that one. Well, but here's the deal I am saved. Jesus died on the cross and paid the price for my sins. So I am very, very spiritual. I am not religious. I do not believe in religion. I do not believe in Presbyterian, Baptist, Pentecostal, any of that stuff. And ⁓ and then, you know, we've got the ⁓ jump king over here who's Mormon. Well not practicing. Okay. Not practicing. All right. ⁓ I I I I I guess the best way I can describe this because the church in in I don't see eye to eye on a lot of things, which is is Left me to leave the church. There you go. ⁓ It's every church. Are you kidding me? Until I can get you're right, it's every church. Until I can get a good, solid answer on why this God took my three month old son with SIDS. Yeah. He didn't. And let other pedophiles, drug rapists, whatever, walk this earth. Until I can get a good answer. Yeah. I I just I can't I can't ha believe in a certain faith. I I there's a I there's a bigger bean. I get it. Obviously there's something. Yeah. But I'm not buying into a God per se. Now I'm not into that. Now we're going down that road. I'm just saying. I he asked, I'm just saying. You know what? People live, people die. You have you have free will. God gave you free will. You're made in his image. And now wait a minute, wait a minute, before we go any further This is gonna be interesting. ⁓ let's see. So we did ⁓ one, two, ⁓ okay. Hang on. We don't rebuke Jesus. message four. What's up, guys? ⁓ my gosh. Me again. What's he doing? ⁓ no, wait a minute. Hang up on him. Hang him. Produce boy, hang up on him. Hang up on him. Okay. Here we go. Message drill four. Either spanky and scooter. What? Don't k So we can get into this philosophical You got a foot joke? Is that why you're asking us? Unfrickin' believable caucus, really. Lady Meat, he's taking applications. I mean, you know, because he is a part of the Mormon faith. Spanky has a foot. Does God have feet? You're made in God's image. So God I believe. Man, if he looked this good, man. Anyway. All right. So to to and that that's a great question. And I'd be curious how many else, ⁓ how many others out there in this world ⁓ are are religious or spiritual or I'm just kind of curious because I've got my thoughts on the subject. I am a Christ follower. Because if you go back and you read the New Testament, you read all those words in red that are highlighted that God said, the basic thing it boils down to is that love is the only thing that's important. Okay, John Lennon. Well I'm just settled down. I'm just saying love is all he didn't say anything else. We we've got the old testament and that's mostly history. It's about killing ⁓ Akelemites and all of those other people, you know, and ⁓ you had to walk Three feet in a straight line and raise your right hand ⁓ to be, you know, one of God's child. ⁓ but ⁓ Jesus came along, he paid the price for our sins, and he said, Here's what I'm gonna do. Here here it is. It's all simple. Love. Love conquers all of sin. Love conquers all of hate. What if you love doing a sin? Well, like is that you're gonna be you're gonna be sin. Okay. You're gonna die. I was just checking. Okay, I was just checking. You're going to hell. If you if you have love in your heart You're not going to do those bad things. You're not going to sin. You're going to try not to sin. We're going to fall short because we're all sinful. Right. We're born sinful from the grave. You know what I don't like are those that act like they're not. ⁓ that's yes. I like drive me up a wall. Yeah. But I'm I'm the chief among sinners and ⁓ you know what? I got a lot of faults. And I know I've got a lot of faults. And I'll admit my faults when I when I find out which ones they are. ⁓ I got a list. You listen, you let me know. Yeah. Your list is fake news. I'll go through your list. Your list is fake news. Your nose is bigger on your face when you look to the left. It's bullshit. No. No, it's fake news. No. But and I don't I don't have Yes, you do. You have man titties. I do have many I've got nice man I've got Dice. No. I've got Ds. They're firm. They're perky. You can see it on the camera because they're you know what? If I they're perky. I'm just gonna say that right now. And I don't have bologna nipples like you do. You're just jealous. I know I'm not. You're jealous. I don't baloney nipples. Why don't you come pull the ring around this baloney? I don't want you do that. Next. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I'm not gonna go there. Nope. Nope. ⁓ No manchesticles. That's it. That's it. And ⁓ so anyway, I am religious and I would love to do some more of that and I'd love to do it on the on the producer scooter ⁓ channel on TikTok. I think you need to. Because people need encouragement in this world. 'Cause you see all the trash and the crap that we've gone through tonight about it's okay, it's just one time stabbing ⁓ with just a four inch knife and that's okay. No, that's not. I think we've lost ⁓ the Ten Commandments. I think we have totally forgot it, broke the tablet. I I don't know what we did. But we have totally lost The Ten Commandments as a as a nation. It it's it's unbelievable. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. Well ⁓ my gosh, we're gonna go down this. Look, we don't have time, make it quick. I don't know if you know that, and I don't know if you need a refresher in that, but this this is a Christian country. It was found on the Ten Commandments. Don't lie, cheat, steal, kill, adulter. Adulter Adulterers? Adulteress? Adulter ranging? Any of you? You know, those of you shagging your neighbor. Yeah, don't be shagging your neighbor. Don't be like Graham Platiner in Maine. Lady me. Yeah. Anyway, ⁓ let's see. Wait a minute. I gotta get up here. Okay. Sin blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. There's something called the unpardonable sin. Blasphemy. Okay. All right. Are you AI in this? No, Potfather. Potfather is ⁓ okay. He's throwing this up here. America was founded Judeo Christian value. No, Christian, Christian values. There were no Jews that came to America to begin with. But because Christianity is a faith of love, everybody's accepted. And now we've got some people that go too far and that are taking it too far, taking advantage of us. So but I like gummy bears. Yeah. Well, gummy bears are gummy worms are better. I like ⁓ But anyway, so that's That is the spirituality. I would love to do that. Sometimes it's kind of tough to get the time to go out there and sit on the patio. Yeah, you act like he doesn't have his mom to watch or something, you jerks. Cut him some slack. Sorry, I got your back. Sorry. I don't know where that came from. Sorry. Caucus likes turtles. I yeah. I rub one out in McDonald's parking lot. Yes, you do. And I get caught. Wait a minute, I think ⁓ my g message four hundred and sixty-five. What's up guys? ⁓ my god, would it be better for people to purchase a shirt to support or the equivalent to a shirt donated on TikTok, would that be equal to the donation you would be for a shirt? And Also could I or anybody gift a shirt instead of getting it for themselves, you can do a little giveaway for somebody for one in your tri w like a trivia question or for the music show and stuff like that. I figure more donations, more likes on a TikTok will gravitate more audiences to you guys and then you can funnel them into Rumble. For a more risque conversation where you're not blocked or reported to Does he want a job? Does he want a job? Yeah, well he's not giving him a job. I mean, that's perfect. That is awesome. ⁓ so if I understood you right, Big Caucus, you're saying if somebody donated thirty dollars on TikTok, gifted us thirty dollars or or whatever, does that count towards a shirt? Is that what I th was that what I was understanding? Well, I think you're I think your feeble brain is is missing the entire picture. Because I I say fondle. Yes. No, there Big Caucus just said yeah. See, I thought so. That's what he's trying to say. No, no. And my feeble brain didn't miss shit. No, it did because and and the other thing is is that ⁓ you know what, we can we can make this available for other people to use. And we can actually customize the shirts for like the trivia contest and the things that Well I wasn't done. I just wanted to clarify that first point. I saw that blank. You're it was loading your No, I was waiting for Big Caucus to answer me. Jeez, the waist. Cut them off. That's it, producer boy. Quit don't you fill up that cup again. Fill it up twice as much. We got a radio we got a radio show coming up nine thirty. Yeah. Yeah. Buffering. Yeah. Yeah. Big caucus. He was buffering it. There was There he is, he's stuck. Somebody hit reboot. Control alt delete. Okay, back. All right. There we go. Can you imagine meeting somebody? That'd be like a weird form of Tourette's. That would be awesome. And they always freeze their face in that weird cause you when you where you're buffering, they always happen to stop you at a weird pace, you're like I'm back. All right. I'm back. This is buffering. You remember, don't buffer in a McDonald's parking lot. Whatever you do. That's not legal. Stay out of it. That is not legal. Hey, I came across before we go, I came across these tweets. I got I got a list of funniest tweets of the week from women. Now before you call me sexist, women tweet about anything and everything. ⁓ God, they do. Get ready with me in the morning. My God. ⁓ so some of the some of the tweets I've read this week, ⁓ this one here was from Bella Horn. Ooh. Sounds hot. Right. Yep. do that without glasses. Shut up, Rick. this is from Bella Horn. She tweets, real reason men can open charge is they never moisturize their hands. When I'm done after shower slime time, I can barely turn a doorknob. I'm not I'm really not sure why you why why'd you tweet that? What was the point? There it is. Take those glasses off. He can eat a whopper and a fondle himself. He can do see, men are better. Take those glasses off just for a minute. Yeah. Come on. ⁓ Mariana Zee says or she tweets, I want to thank the person who told me my mom ⁓ told my mom what WTF means. Wow, that's fantastic. That's awesome. WTF. Tell your tell your elders. ⁓ that's that means wow. That's fantastic. Yes. And then let them just use it. Let them just go with it. This is from an Erica. She tweets the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords. Isn't that the truth? That is, that is, yes. She's my spirit animal. There you go. Gosh. All my pass if you know one password, you're done. All my passwords are the one thing now. So whoever wants to hack me, go for it. Find out my password. ⁓ Then you've got everything. You got my life. You're not gonna find anything. Yeah, well, you'll probably give it back. You'll be like, sorry, I even bothered. Yeah, sorry. There's nothing. Yeah, there's nothing to find. ⁓ Molly Wright stuff. That's her t that's her tweet name. Molly Wright stuff. Yep. She tweets, met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn't even know you could do that. What? What? Jonathan, Nathan? We had a guy named Biden who said he wins the president. You can go by whatever you want. Yeah. Well, I mean you can pretend you're a woman too. My g absolutely. Come on, Molly, write stuff. Write something better than that. Good. ⁓ and then Katie what it Katie Hannigan Forever. I don't ⁓ hope I'm saying that right. She tweets, they say that when women turn forty, they become invisible. I can't wait because I love to steal. What the f what? ⁓ Denver, what's up, buddy? Welcome home. He was out all day. Went to work and then he left. Left me hanging at work. You alright? What are you doing over there? Do you fall asleep, Biden? What are you doing over there? No, checking Ma. ⁓ okay. Ma's making she's she's you know, so it wrap it up. Okay, gotcha. ⁓ with that being said, I hope everybody has a lovely fucking Monday. All right. You're gonna get through this week, man. You're gonna do it. You're gonna you're gonna persevere. Okay. ⁓ we will be back here tomorrow for another exciting episode of The Doom Daily Show. Producer Scooter, if you would, hit that button, sir. Facts and opinions. This is the