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A man was correct once · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: Right. It just zoomed past the exit for Greenland. I
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  Speaker 1: considered going. I heard, you know, my brother was telling
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  Speaker 1: me once. He was like, every time I pass by
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  Speaker 1: the turn for the back road home, he's like, I
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  Speaker 1: always hear you doing like a spoken word rendition of
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  Speaker 1: All Star from the Shrek soundtrack. And I guess I
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  Speaker 1: was just in his passenger seat going... You never know
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  Speaker 1: if you don't go. You never shine if you don't glow.
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  Speaker 1: And I was trying to indirectly persuade him to take
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  Speaker 1: the back way home. Oh my gosh. What was I
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about? Oh, I wanted to tell the
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  Speaker 1: story of when I was in Maine. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: this was just a It was just an absolute... It
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  Speaker 1: was an absolute shit show. I was pursuing my dream.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize how many regulations they have in Maine.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't... I didn't do any research. I did an
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  Speaker 1: amount of research, okay? Mostly I was emailing with somebody. And...
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  Speaker 1: I was just assuming the best. I was absolutely assuming
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  Speaker 1: the best. I was like, okay, I'm going to go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do this class. I'm going to get certified.
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  Speaker 1: And they're going to give me housing and a job. And... Ultimately,
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  Speaker 1: I was not able to get my certification because it
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  Speaker 1: was during COVID. And I didn't have an address. And
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  Speaker 1: I probably could have worked something out. But ultimately... After
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  Speaker 1: being there for a week, I wasn't so sure about
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Just because Maine is super expensive. And
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  Speaker 1: I got myself in some major trouble, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: my partner at the time... You know, my partner's very, like,
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  Speaker 1: worried about me. My partner's like, you're a hot mess, girl. Um... And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, now he's living his best life. Allegedly, he's
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  Speaker 1: in Milwaukee. Which is funny, because, like, when he told
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  Speaker 1: me that shit, I was, like... My French brain was on,
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  Speaker 1: and I was, like, mill... Mill is either, like, a thousand.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's, like, a thousand. Yeah. And then walkie. So, like,
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  Speaker 1: a thousand walkies. It's, like, me. Me doing laps around
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Um, anyways. Everybody go check out Milwaukee. Go
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  Speaker 1: find my ex. I don't know what his band's called.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know. It's probably
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  Speaker 1: just him. It's probably just him up there with a
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  Speaker 1: freaking fiddle. Oh, man. Okay. We're turning the speed control off.
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  Speaker 1: Applying the brakes. Applying the brakes. Okay, so my ex
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  Speaker 1: was worried about me in Maine. I was following my
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  Speaker 1: dreams and passions. I was like, I want to be
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  Speaker 1: a moose guide. I gotta go to Maine and I
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  Speaker 1: gotta guide the people to the mooses. And there was
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  Speaker 1: this whole class. There was a whole moose guide class.
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  Speaker 1: that I found. I procured this opportunity for myself. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where I found it. Probably... I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't know where I found it. But I
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  Speaker 1: was like, this is perfect. Because it's like naturalist... It's
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  Speaker 1: like a naturalist class. And so the day we learned
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  Speaker 1: how to use a freaking compass. And this was my demise.
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  Speaker 1: I do not need to know how to use a compass.
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  Speaker 1: Because the thing is, learning the compass gave me way
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  Speaker 1: too much confidence. Way too much confidence. And so I went,
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  Speaker 1: let's just say I went, I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I went too far in one direction. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: say I went too far north. And they warned me.
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  Speaker 1: The guy warned me. He was like, do not go
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  Speaker 1: to this area. He's like, you got to not go
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  Speaker 1: to this area. There's no cell service. The roads are
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  Speaker 1: really tricky. There's no people out there. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: get lost. And I was like, I think I, I
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  Speaker 1: tried to go where he told me to go. That
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  Speaker 1: was my first stop. Ultimately, there were too many bugs.
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  Speaker 1: I was just getting eaten alive by mosquitoes. And I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't figure it out. And it became very obvious to
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  Speaker 1: me that I was in sort of like a, it
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  Speaker 1: was like a, children's camp or something like I could
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  Speaker 1: hear the children playing and I was like I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that I should be here because I am an
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  Speaker 1: adult body being and like I know that like the
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  Speaker 1: parents are really protecting the children these days and probably
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  Speaker 1: all days and Um, and so I was, and there
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  Speaker 1: was really just no spot. Like I really didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a plan whatsoever. I was just kind of showing up
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  Speaker 1: and I could hear the children and it sounded like
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  Speaker 1: they were having fun and I was like, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. And so then I went to the place
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  Speaker 1: that I had originally picked out. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: I picked it out and I was being extremely reckless.
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  Speaker 1: The sun was setting and, um, And I, I had service.
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  Speaker 1: I remember I had service and I put the location
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  Speaker 1: in my map and I forgot to press go. I
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  Speaker 1: looked at the map. I said, okay, I need to
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  Speaker 1: turn around and just go that way. I forgot to
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  Speaker 1: press go. And I just, I'm turning around and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going back. And I, and then by the time I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going, I wasn't even thinking. I wasn't even looking
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  Speaker 1: at the map. I didn't have like a screen in
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  Speaker 1: my car. Like now I have a screen. So at
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  Speaker 1: least like, even if the volume's off, there's like a
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  Speaker 1: picture and it'll tell me like, you're going the wrong way, girl.
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  Speaker 1: You're literally going the wrong way. Eventually I'll notice like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's having me turn around and I just extended my
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  Speaker 1: trip by way too much. I'm getting better. I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: better at checking to make sure I press go. Um,
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  Speaker 1: And so, by the time I noticed, it was literally dark,
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  Speaker 1: and I was so far into the wilderness that it's just, like,
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  Speaker 1: not even funny. I remember what it was called. It
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  Speaker 1: was called Northwoods Wilderness in Maine, in Moosehead, Maine. Moosehead Lake, Maine, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Something like that. Northwoods. This place. Ultimately, it all worked out. Ultimately,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I was scared. I was scared for my life,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, because... And I learned how to
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  Speaker 1: use the compass, bro. I had a compass and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, okay, I went too far north. So every
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  Speaker 1: time I came to an intersection and I had options,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, which way is more south? I'm
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  Speaker 1: using the compass. I'm like, I need to go south.
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  Speaker 1: This was not a good idea. So I just kept
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  Speaker 1: kind of vaguely going south. And, uh, I ended up
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  Speaker 1: genuinely on like an ATV road at some point. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm, I am not supposed to be in
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  Speaker 1: my car on the street that I'm on. And it's
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  Speaker 1: really not a street. And then I'm like, how do
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  Speaker 1: I turn around? And ultimately I figured it out. I
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  Speaker 1: turned around and then, and then, and this is hours later,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm I'm not running out of gas yet, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting to worry because it's like been hours and
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  Speaker 1: it's dark and I have not had a lick of service.
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  Speaker 1: I have not seen another human being. I've seen a
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  Speaker 1: couple mooses. I've seen some deer. I've seen various critters
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  Speaker 1: and I have not seen another person. And so then, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So then I'm like, okay, I got to get off
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  Speaker 1: the ATV trail. Like this is not right. This is
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  Speaker 1: probably a crime what I'm doing here. You know, And
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  Speaker 1: so I turn around. Turn around, bright eyes. Every now
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  Speaker 1: and then I fall apart. Okay, I turn around and
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: that reminds me. I had the freaking Glee video game.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. My brother got so fucking sick
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  Speaker 1: of my ass. I was singing some song on like
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  Speaker 1: freaking repeat. That was one of, um, Solar Eclipse of
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  Speaker 1: the Heart, probably by freaking, what, like, Bonnie Tyler, maybe? Ugh, and, um... Um...
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  Speaker 1: So I had to turn around. And then I'm using
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  Speaker 1: my brain, okay? I'm like, okay, fuck the compass. The
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  Speaker 1: compass has led me astray once again. And... once again,
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  Speaker 1: I literally didn't even know how to necessarily use a
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  Speaker 1: compass before this. Or I don't know. I mean, a
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  Speaker 1: compass is pretty straightforward. I probably knew how to use it,
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  Speaker 1: but I hadn't been instructed in a classroom environment in
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  Speaker 1: the way that I had at this place. And so
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  Speaker 1: I think I, like, didn't really have confidence. I was like, okay, whatever, map.
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  Speaker 1: Map it up. Jesus is a biscuit. Let him map
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  Speaker 1: you up. That's for the real ones. Um, so I
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  Speaker 1: turn around and then I'm like, okay, we're not worried
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  Speaker 1: about South. We're not worried about cardinal directions right now.
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  Speaker 1: We're worried about finding the biggest, the biggest, widest road
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  Speaker 1: we can find. And so when I come to an intersection,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, what's, what looks the most, uh, I
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  Speaker 1: want to use the word civilized, but what looks the
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  Speaker 1: most constructed, manufactured? I don't know. I'm just looking for
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  Speaker 1: a main road, and there's no main roads in sight.
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  Speaker 1: It's all dirt. But I was using the thickness of
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  Speaker 1: the road to guide where I should go. And then,
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  Speaker 1: then I found a nice road. And... Eventually, it's like
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  Speaker 1: three in the morning at this point. Eventually, there's a
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  Speaker 1: car behind me. And I'm like, thank freaking God. I
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  Speaker 1: can ask for directions. I put my hazards on and
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  Speaker 1: I'm just, I roll down my window. I signal for them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, come on up. And it's a lady.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lady. And she was like, Did you see
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  Speaker 1: the moose back there? I was like, yeah, girl, I
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  Speaker 1: saw the moose. I was like, I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 2: Help!
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  Speaker 1: Help! And I explained the situation, and she's ultimately like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm, like, super busy, but I have a
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  Speaker 1: couch you can sleep on, and, like, the... I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what you would call this. It's, like, a
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  Speaker 1: little building that's not attached to the rest of the house.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, you can sleep there, and I can...
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  Speaker 1: I can kind of, and she's like, there's wifi. You
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  Speaker 1: can get directions and go back. I was like, perfect, perfect.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't, I've not had service for hours.
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  Speaker 1: And so I, you know, and this is my call
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  Speaker 1: of shame. I have to make my call of shame
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  Speaker 1: to my partner because my partner's always worried about me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, don't freaking worry about me. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about the real world. And so I had
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  Speaker 1: to make the call of shame to my partner. And
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  Speaker 1: of course he didn't answer. It's like the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night. And I'm like, hey, I just want to
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  Speaker 1: say sorry for everything. You were literally right about everything.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you were right to worry about me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a sort of troubled situation. And... I was like,
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  Speaker 1: but it's okay. It's okay. I found a lady. She
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  Speaker 1: offered me her wifi and I have directions. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be late for my class tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I'm going to pass this class. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, ultimately it's fine. Like, I'm just so
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  Speaker 1: relieved that somebody was here. I mean, she found me
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night and she's letting me
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  Speaker 1: sleep on her couch and she's letting me use her
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  Speaker 1: wifi and like, bless up, bless up. Glory to God, baby.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm probably like... Yeah, so... And then he
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  Speaker 1: calls me in the morning and he's like... I don't
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  Speaker 1: even remember what he said. I think... If I had
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  Speaker 1: to guess, I think he was probably like a little
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  Speaker 1: relieved and also probably deeply concerned. I think I gave
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  Speaker 1: him like extreme anxiety. With my decisions. And... So... And
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  Speaker 1: then I have to text my teacher and be like, hey...
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  Speaker 1: I know you told me not to go to this
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  Speaker 1: area I accidentally ended up there anyways I was like
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be late but I'm on my way I'm
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  Speaker 1: literally on my way and so I go and I'm
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  Speaker 1: on my way and my car is going and I
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  Speaker 1: was going fast because I was like I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: to class I'm going fast on the dirt roads my
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  Speaker 1: car is going I'm like uh oh So eventually I
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  Speaker 1: have to pull over and I take a look and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my shit is fucked. My shit is fucked. My tire
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  Speaker 1: is like, my tire is not looking good. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I know how to change a tire. I've done this.
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  Speaker 1: I've done this before. Unfortunately, I lived in the Northeast
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  Speaker 1: and so it was super rusted. So I'm out there
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  Speaker 1: for at least an hour trying to change my tire
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  Speaker 1: by myself, but it's so rusted. My hands are bleeding.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, my hands are bleeding. Because I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get this rusted tire off. And... I'm approaching my cat! Yay! Yee-haw! Um... Ugh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this rusted tire off by myself.
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  Speaker 1: It's like way too freaking hot. I have no water.
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  Speaker 1: I ran out of water. The lady, the lady was busy.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, I'm hosting people. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. I was like, okay. Okay, I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: And then my car is going. Get out. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to change the tire. My hands are bleeding. My hands
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  Speaker 1: are straight bleeding. I'm sweating. I'm getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.
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  Speaker 1: I have no service once again. So I give up.
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  Speaker 1: At some point, my hands are bleeding. I give up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I got to go. I seriously got to go.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Pulling up.
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  Speaker 1: We're pulling up. We're pulling up. Where's my cat? He
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  Speaker 1: better freaking be here. He's probably mad at me. so
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  Speaker 1: I give up and so what giving up entails so
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  Speaker 1: I'm like getting the mosquitoes are my biggest problem at
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  Speaker 1: this time and so I was like I was like
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  Speaker 1: I know what to do I know what to do
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  Speaker 1: I just got to start running and so I just
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  Speaker 1: started running I was an athlete and I was like
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna run I'm just gonna run And so
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  Speaker 1: I'm running. And then the mosquitoes stopped bothering me. Because
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I'm running. I'm like going too fast for them. And...
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  Speaker 1: And it was okay.
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  Speaker 2: It was okay. It was really hot.
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  Speaker 1: But I was in my little, you know, athletic wear.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm feeling good. I'm running.
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  Speaker 2: I'm running back to the lady's house. And ultimately I get.
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  Speaker 1: There and she's like... What?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a house key.
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  Speaker 1: Ultimately... I get there, and... Meow!
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Dileepo! Hello, baby! Are you feeling off-putting? Meow!
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. What's up, guy? I get back.
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  Speaker 1: I get back. I'm running.
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  Speaker 2: I'm running as fast as I can. I get back.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, she's like, I cannot help you. She
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  Speaker 1: was like, just go ask the neighbors. Someone's going to
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  Speaker 1: help you. And I found some neighbors. And... They were
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  Speaker 1: very nice gentlemen. And, uh... They were like, they were like,
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  Speaker 1: let's see what we can do. They grabbed their power tools,
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  Speaker 1: and I hopped in their truck, and they take me
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  Speaker 1: back to my car.
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  Speaker 2: And they did it. They did it in, like.
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  Speaker 1: I was just, like, in disbelief. Because you have to understand,
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to do this with my bare hands for, like, hours.
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  Speaker 2: And they had power tools.
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  Speaker 1: They go... and like and then it's just done like
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  Speaker 1: they just changed my tire just like that and I
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  Speaker 1: was like wow.
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  Speaker 2: This is amazing this is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Um and they gave me they gave me like 50
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  Speaker 1: bucks in cash and they gave me like you know
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  Speaker 1: like four water bottles or three water bottles or something
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  Speaker 1: and they were like godspeed soldier and I was like
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much they were like go straight down
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  Speaker 1: this road and then you're gonna probably take a left
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  Speaker 1: and then and then you just go and then stop
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  Speaker 1: at the first tire place you can they're like you
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: don't want to be riding on the donut for too
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  Speaker 1: long and I was like okay I can do this
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I was like I can do this they were like
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna pass by like the entrance gate they were
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  Speaker 1: like you were probably supposed to pay before you drove
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: down this road they were like I'd probably stop in
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  Speaker 1: and check you know like if you owe anything and um....
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're making moves. Okay, we're making literal moves.
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  Speaker 1: Meow! Meow!
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  Speaker 2: Meow!
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  Speaker 1: Hi! So... I'm pretty sure I stopped and checked. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They might've been closed.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I want to say I did stop
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  Speaker 1: and check and they were like, don't worry about it, girl.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, thanks. I was like, just
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  Speaker 1: to verify I'm going down this road and I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: the first left.
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  Speaker 2: They were like, yep, you got it.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay. And, um, oh, so I made it,
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  Speaker 1: I made it to the tire place. The tire guys
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: are freaking clowning me. They're like, They were like, yeah,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: you see, this is not supposed to be bent. This
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  Speaker 1: is like clearly a sign that you were driving on
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  Speaker 1: a flat tire for like a while. I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was just like really trying to get to class.
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  Speaker 1: And I, you know, I was on a dirt road,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: so I wasn't really looking in. I wasn't really like
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: thinking much into the fact that it was super bumpy.
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  Speaker 1: And I was probably going really fast and I was
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: just feeling like. I was just feeling like I could, like,
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  Speaker 1: make it to class kind of on time, and I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: don't think I could. So the tire guys are clowning me,
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  Speaker 1: but ultimately they helped me out. And they fixed me
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  Speaker 1: up enough. And then I go to class, and I
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  Speaker 1: have to do my walk of shame into class. Like,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: you know, and then they're just clowning me. They're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you went to the place I told you not to
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  Speaker 1: freaking go, didn't you? I was like, yeah, sorry.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Didn't mean to. But they were good guys. Like, they
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: were all just, like, laughing with me and stuff. And ultimately,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I was just like, there are way too many mosquitoes here.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm just not so sure about all this. Like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I spent way too much money there. And then it was, like,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: the whole COVID situation. Like, I had to, in order
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: to get this certification, I had to, like, because I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: think technically I passed the class. And they were like, okay,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: so take this paper. You got to go to the
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: post office. And you got to, like, mail this to
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: the state building. And then the state building is going
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: to mail you something back. And then you're going to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: have to, like, sign it and mail it back to
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the state building and all this crap. And I was like,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have a mailing address. I
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: was like, I literally don't have a mailing address. So
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I thought about it and I was like, okay, I could,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I could try, like, I, you know, I had a
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: bunch of ideas of what I could try, but ultimately
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, I just wanted to go home. I
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: just wanted to see my family. I was like, I'm
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: doing way too much here. I was like, I have
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: now like debt maxed my crap once again. and um
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: so I went home I went home and you know
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I had I still had a little bit left in
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: savings and so I got a job and I was
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: like slowly paying my debt off I was like really
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: budgeting at the time Um, I'm pretty sure I probably
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: still have those spreadsheets and I'm pretty sure that they
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: would be hilarious to look at now. Everybody, everybody who's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: ever seen.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: My spreadsheets are like, this is ridiculous.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Girl, because I just need colors. I just literally need colors.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I like the, I cannot look at a black and
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: white spreadsheet. I really, really can't.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: It just, it, it doesn't interest me at all. I
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: need colors.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: So I had some colors and I probably had some
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like pie charts and stuff.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I was like making charts. That's my favorite part about.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Spreadsheets is making charts. And really, I would prefer to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: draw them. But I guess if you're doing data, you
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: kind of have to do it in a spreadsheet. Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: You're so cute. And so, yeah, I got a job
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: at a certain penguin environment. And the rest is history.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: And then I went to, and then, you know, I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: was probably still a little bit in debt, but you know,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I had a little bit left in savings. I was
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: like not trying to drain my savings to pay off
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: my debt. I was like, I'm going to pay off
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: the debt eventually. And I want my savings just in
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: case like my car breaks down or something. And so
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I went and I was like, I saw an ad,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I saw a literal ad for yoga school. And I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: was like, I think I need to go to yoga
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: school and so that that probably drained my savings I
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: drained my savings for that and I was like this
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: is a good decision this is literally a good decision
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: have I made any money off of it yeah I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: made a.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Little bit.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I made a little bit I'm just uh All the
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: signs are pointing me towards I'm going to be a
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: yoga teacher, whether I like it or not. I have
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of ideas. I have a lot of ideas
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: about how to do yoga different. Not to say that
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: yoga isn't great the way it is. I mean, I
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: think there's a lot of really great teachers doing great work.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: but I have some ideas I'm stone cold sober and
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I have some ideas okay guys um stone cold sober
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: technically I did have some caffeine if anybody even cares
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: it's just caffeine it's literally just caffeine guys but I
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: do this is an argument I always make to my
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: mom she'll be like she'll be like I don't like
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: drugs And I'm like, oh, you're drinking so much caffeine?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: What do you mean you don't like drugs?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: How are you going to say you don't like drugs
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: and you're on caffeine?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: How are you going to say this?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And I also am of the belief that food is
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: a drug.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Food is literally a drug.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: If you look in the dictionary, a drug is just
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: a substance that alters your state.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been hungry and then ate something?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: That will alter your literal state. Have you ever been
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: thirsty and then drank something?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: It'll literally alter your state. Are you kidding me? All right,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: so my understanding.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. My roommate's nightstand is looking kind of funny.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: There's three PBR cans and a Pop-Tart here. He's so funny.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: My understanding is that the heat is not working. I
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: should probably, I think someone's coming to work on it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I think I should move this drawing. I put a
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: drawing by the thermostat. I think I'm gonna maybe move
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: this somewhere else. I'll put it here. I gotta go
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: to my mom's house. I gotta go get my freaking art.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: We got a disco ball. I love my house so much.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: It's really not my house though. I just live here.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: It has been brought to my attention that this is
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: no longer my house and I just live here. So, well.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I have so much I gotta do
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: around the house. I freaking, I put frames.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: On all these like baby photos and I was like, oh. Okay, yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: there's so much I gotta do.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Or I want to do. I don't gotta do nothing.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I have some, I gotta take some more back. Fuck.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I need like, this is what I need. And I
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: don't know where to get this. But my understanding is
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: there's some sticky tack. I think that would be the
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: easiest way to do this. Just get some sticky tack
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: and hang these photos. Because I framed a bunch of them.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Because I was trying to make the house a home.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: So I framed a bunch of them. And I was
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: going to hang them.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: And then I never did.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Gosh, these pictures are so funny.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: So... Not all of them are framed, so I'm just
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: sorting out the framed ones. Aww. They're so freaking cute.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: What is this? Aww. Aww. I wish you guys could
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: see this.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I'm trying here. This was me, like, trying to be
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: indirect with my partner. He doesn't like it when I'm
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: very direct.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Well sometimes he's like girl you're not being direct enough
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and then sometimes he doesn't like it when I'm being
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: very direct just depends this was me trying to be
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: indirect about a certain command so we got like all
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: the child photos here so I'm gonna hang these up
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: very soon I gotta go get some sticky tack. Aww.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: And then I just gotta hang these stuff up. Aww. Okay,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I'm getting so distracted.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I'm getting literally so distracted. Aww, I'm so cute.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I'm so cute.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna text everybody back. Then I'm gonna go
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: to my mom's house. I should probably call first.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Um....
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: My hair is looking kind of cool. I'm feeling like
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Sonic the Hedgehog. Alright, let's go guys. Thanks for listening.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Bye.