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2nd DATE UPDATE: Nate & Taylor · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called Second
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  Speaker 1: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and
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  Speaker 1: get and that's what the bit is called.
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  Speaker 2: Second Date Update starts right now on John Jay and
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  Speaker 2: Ridge one.
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  Speaker 3: Four seven Kiss FM. John J. Rich Time for Second
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  Speaker 3: Date Update. You meet somebody, you go on a date,
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  Speaker 3: you expect there to be a second date. It doesn't happen,
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  Speaker 3: so you come to us. That's what Nate's doing. Good morning,
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  Speaker 3: Nate morning. What's your story?
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  Speaker 1: I would really like to be told, well, I had
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  Speaker 1: one of the best first dates in my life, and
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  Speaker 1: I have just been ghosted about it. We were at
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  Speaker 1: dinner for almost three hours, and conversation never got awkward
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  Speaker 1: to me at least. She was gorgeous and funny and
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  Speaker 1: honestly felt like someone I'd known forever. She was laughing
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  Speaker 1: at all my stupid jokes and me. We walked around
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  Speaker 1: afterwards and I left thinking, you know, this could actually
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  Speaker 1: go somewhere, and I had not gotten any response since then.
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  Speaker 1: I got a laughing emoji. That's as far as I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten from her.
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  Speaker 4: I'd like to hear one of your stupid jokes that
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  Speaker 4: she laughed at me, Like, did she laugh you like
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  Speaker 4: an honest sincere laugh or she laughed, You're like, like,
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  Speaker 4: oh man, I gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was honest. To be perfectly frank with you,
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  Speaker 1: I thought, you know, I mean, listen, if I'm a loser,
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  Speaker 1: then I'll I'll happily accept it. But that's why I
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  Speaker 1: called you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Wait know?
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  Speaker 5: But did she like, like, can we hear a joke?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'll tell you a stupid joke. A man
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  Speaker 1: drives along in the country roads and he is driving
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  Speaker 1: in a sports car comes across a horse in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of a field that says for sale, and he
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  Speaker 1: decides that he wants to buy that horse. He goes
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  Speaker 1: up to the farmer, ruins the horse and says, hey,
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  Speaker 1: can I buy the horse. The farmer says, sure you can,
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  Speaker 1: but I gotta tell you the horse used to be
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  Speaker 1: owned by a bunch of monks, and it only respond
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  Speaker 1: to certain phrases. In order for you to make it go,
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  Speaker 1: you have to say thank God in order for you
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  Speaker 1: to make it stop to say I'm in. The man
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  Speaker 1: jumps on the horse and says thank God, and the
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  Speaker 1: horse shoots off like a bullet. He goes faster and faster,
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  Speaker 1: and he's enjoying himself immensely. But then he realizes that
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  Speaker 1: there's a cliff coming up ahead. He can't remember the
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  Speaker 1: phrase to make it stop, and the cliffs are coming
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  Speaker 1: up closer, and he thinks he's going to die. And
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  Speaker 1: suddenly he remembers the phrase I'm in, I'm in, and
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  Speaker 1: the horse screeches to a stop. He looks at the
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  Speaker 1: sky and he says, thank God, and.
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  Speaker 6: Get a second date.
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  Speaker 3: That is a funny joke. Delivery was great, that was good.
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  Speaker 5: Something else.
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  Speaker 4: I've never heard that joke before. All right, Well, all right,
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  Speaker 4: so she blows you off. You don't know why he
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  Speaker 4: thought it was great. So what's her name? We'll get
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  Speaker 4: her on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Taylor Hyler. All right, can you hang for a second.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get Titter on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, we're gonna find out why she's blowing
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  Speaker 4: off this comic genius.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Second date update continues next with John Jay
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  Speaker 3: and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: If Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it,
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  Speaker 2: meets John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: John Jaye Rich. We are in the middle of second
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  Speaker 3: date up there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the story of Nate. Nate had a
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  Speaker 2: really good first date. He thought he found him mate,
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  Speaker 2: he found her where he ate. But Nate, it's too late.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't like one of your traits. So she's not
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  Speaker 2: calling you back. Let's find out why.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he thinks it's because he's a bad No. I
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  Speaker 3: thought maybe he's a bad joke teller.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, but he's a great joke heller.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said. She was laughing at his cute jokes,
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  Speaker 3: and we laughed at his cute jokes. They did. So
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna call her up right now. You ready, Nate?
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  Speaker 4: Yep?
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  Speaker 3: Guys of mind, someone's calling me.
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  Speaker 5: No, kind of in the middle of something, kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hi is this Taylor?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Hi, Hi, My name is Peyton. I'm with John, Jay
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  Speaker 5: and Rich and we just wanted to talk to you
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  Speaker 5: about a few things this morning, if you're free.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So we got a call from a guy, great personality.
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  Speaker 4: He went on a date with this fantastic woman. He said,
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  Speaker 4: he had a great date, three hour date, and now
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  Speaker 4: she's blowing him off. He doesn't know why. Here's the deal.
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  Speaker 4: He came to us because you're that woman. We told
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  Speaker 4: him we would call you and get your version of
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  Speaker 4: the story because the way he told it seemed like
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  Speaker 4: you guys were men for each other.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, is this Nate.
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  Speaker 3: It's John Jay and Rich but.
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  Speaker 7: Yes we're calling up Okay, okay, okay, so Jesus, this
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  Speaker 7: is so embarrassing. Best of all, he was amazing. I like,
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  Speaker 7: actually genuinely had a good time with him, and like
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  Speaker 7: he didn't do anything wrong. But like, I didn't know
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  Speaker 7: who his family was until he started like showing pictures
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  Speaker 7: of you know, our families on Instagram, and he pulled
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  Speaker 7: up a picture of his dad and I immediately recognized him,
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  Speaker 7: like immediately, and oh my god, I can't believe I'm sayings.
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  Speaker 3: On the radio.
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  Speaker 7: I used to be his dad's sugar baby when I
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  Speaker 7: graduated from college.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and his dad.
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  Speaker 7: And I had this whole arrangement like trips, build all
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  Speaker 7: of it. He has absolutely no idea, and I was
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  Speaker 7: like not about to be like, hey, you know, funny story.
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  Speaker 7: So I don't know. I figured ghosting him was honestly
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  Speaker 7: less traumatizing than him finding out later. But he's great.
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  Speaker 7: I there's no way I'm dating statusy me naked.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I just can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: How long did this relationship would put in your quotes last.
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  Speaker 7: Like a while, like years a while.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, how much money did you get? What'd
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  Speaker 5: you get? What was the most expensive? Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: I'd see why you wouldn't say anything, because let's say
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  Speaker 4: you guys did start to like each other, eventually you
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  Speaker 4: would meet the family and that would be a very awkward, awkward. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I think it would be hard to develop a relationship
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  Speaker 4: with someone that your dad slept with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you slept with him. You said he
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  Speaker 3: saw you naked, So you guys did it all? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: And what kind old man like thirty forty years older
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  Speaker 3: than you? Or is he like ten years older than you?
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  Speaker 3: How old is he?
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  Speaker 7: He's significantly older than me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I know that makes sense on why
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  Speaker 5: you wouldn't get back to him. I think we're all
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  Speaker 5: in the same boat. I would also ghost.
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  Speaker 2: I'm wondering why Nate didn't catch a shift in the energy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: of like what what I.
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  Speaker 5: Mean did because he called us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he thought the whole thing was great, even
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  Speaker 2: because we said how to didad end? And he's like
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  Speaker 2: it was a really nice hug goodbye? Yeah, and we're
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  Speaker 2: still getting along. Were you just completely was your your
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  Speaker 2: stomach completely sank.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I really liked him, but I was like, this
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  Speaker 7: sucked and it's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: And like, what else am I going to do?
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  Speaker 4: Look, I get to tell you back back in the day,
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  Speaker 4: when I was single and I was dating, I remember
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  Speaker 4: whenever like a girl acted kind of weird, for I'd
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  Speaker 4: be like, I think she slept with my dad.
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  Speaker 5: Because your dad in these streets or something.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I gotta be clean with you. Is on the
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  Speaker 3: line listening.
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  Speaker 1: Is if Nate?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, Nate, I did not know you were listening.
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  Speaker 7: I'm so so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: This explains a lot. My brain has been melting for
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  Speaker 1: the last week trying to figure out what I did.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I.
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  Speaker 1: Thought that i'd say it's something terribly stupid or awful
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  Speaker 1: or I don't know. I just I wasn't expecting my
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  Speaker 1: dad to be the reason. But you know.
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  Speaker 7: It's a reason.
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  Speaker 3: It's not me.
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  Speaker 7: No, you didn't do anything wrong. You were amazing. That's
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  Speaker 7: why I felt so bad ghosting you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. My dad was basically single his entire life,
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  Speaker 1: and he didn't have me until he was fifty five,
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  Speaker 1: So you know, it's insane as this all sounds. I'm
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  Speaker 1: honestly not shocked. He's always liked younger women.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I was mortified.
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  Speaker 6: Well what if what if Nate didn't care?
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  Speaker 2: What if Nate was okay with it and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: everybody's got a history, let's still go out.
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  Speaker 5: And Taylor's obviously not as actually ghosted him to bed
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  Speaker 5: no stock because if they like update and they get
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  Speaker 5: serious and they get married, I mean you cannot have
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  Speaker 5: You cannot have slept with your father in law. That
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  Speaker 5: is just not no. No, Like, sure there's people that
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  Speaker 5: have done it, but it's not a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: This is not something either of us need. Taylor, It's fine,
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  Speaker 1: It's totally fine. I appreciate being told, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's okay, it's all okay.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree, Like, you don't need to have somebody
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  Speaker 7: who's dating history overlaps your dad and someone who shows
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  Speaker 7: up at Thanksgiving and I don't want to even think it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, my dad died last year.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, need you left him a happy man? Taylor?
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know now that now that now that you died,
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if that changes.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you take this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I think.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, it's almost like it's you have a connection
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  Speaker 3: with your dad forever.
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  Speaker 2: You know, because he's not going to be there.
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  Speaker 1: You regret calling the radio show.
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  Speaker 3: I was being realistic.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if it's a to pay homage if you
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  Speaker 4: really like her and you start dating her and then
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  Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me when you speak, do you hear what you say?
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  Speaker 5: Twice we asked John Jay that all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Nate, difficulties, Nate. Everything I say I heard
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  Speaker 3: it was one ear and again in the other.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, Nate.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry anyway, Nate, I was really hoping you could take
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  Speaker 4: what I say seriously and look at a different point
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  Speaker 4: of view.
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  Speaker 3: If I fell in love with somebody and my dad
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  Speaker 3: stuff with.
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  Speaker 4: Him and he died, I'd be like, okay, you.
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  Speaker 5: See your dad every time you saw whoever. That would
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  Speaker 5: you would not be okay with?
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  Speaker 1: Not?
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  Speaker 5: Yes you do, but that's no gross.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to think of my dad every time
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  Speaker 3: I'm making love.
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  Speaker 5: No, you would not. That so false.
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  Speaker 3: While there again or no is over.
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  Speaker 1: I think both of us are unfortunately quite content to
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  Speaker 1: let this go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it seems mutual runaway fast, all right?
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  Speaker 3: So Tator, thank you for jumping on there with us,
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  Speaker 3: and thank you Nate. Sorry didn't turn out the way
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  Speaker 3: you wanted.
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  Speaker 6: No, I mean he wasn't his jokes, which is what
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  Speaker 6: he's really concerned about.
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  Speaker 3: Are you still a sugar baby?
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  Speaker 7: I know I have my own job now, Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Were you sugar baby for a lot of guys or
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  Speaker 3: just his dad? Just one this one?
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  Speaker 7: I just needed some help at the beginning of, you know,
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  Speaker 7: getting out of college. I just needed a little financial
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  Speaker 7: help before I got it back on my feet, and
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  Speaker 7: that's what I chose to do.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, well, thank you both for going on the air.
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  Speaker 3: You guys. That's second Ate update.