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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Cowboys ADMIT THEY SUCK, Jonathan Coachman makes HUGE MISTAKE · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, a historic first, we're actually gonna say
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  Speaker 1: something positive about the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 2: Yea Rowlee intro. All right, all right, yo yo yo
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  Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Tony Fools Go Show, Yo Yo,
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  Speaker 1: as always Paully Fool's go here with Tony Fosco and
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  Speaker 1: Tony Yo huge show today. But you know, before we
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  Speaker 1: get into that, we have a situation to address here, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: we do you know, as you all know, on last
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  Speaker 1: week's show, we celebrated our one hundred and ninth podcast episode.
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  Speaker 1: But all week long we've had these morons coming up
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  Speaker 1: to us and congratulating us on one hundred and nine episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable people, that's podcast episode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've done over twenty thousand episodes. We just didn't
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  Speaker 3: do podcasts because Bill Gates hadn't invented them yet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, go look at the list of longest running shows.
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  Speaker 1: You'll see we're right up there with the Sixty Minutes Meet,
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, now, that we've cleared that up on today's show,
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  Speaker 1: some truly great comments from the cowboys. We really need
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  Speaker 1: to applaud them this week, and we'll tell you the
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  Speaker 1: truth about the Aaron Rodgers cover up. Can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: getting yesterday. Tony very confusing here. You know, we told
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  Speaker 1: our booker to go get a coach. Yeah, when he
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  Speaker 1: gets this guy who calls himself the coach. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: when we went to Wikipedia, a very trusted source of information,
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  Speaker 1: there was no coaching experience listed on his page. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to ask him about that.
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  Speaker 2: Exposer. Maybe Jonathan Coachman will be joining the show. Is
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  Speaker 2: that his real name? I don't know who.
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  Speaker 1: we got that. Yeah, another checking the manage right into
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  Speaker 1: our top story story first out the gate. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: it's the story that has everybody talking, not Michigan, not NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, we're talking about the start of the college
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  Speaker 1: basketball Week one, and Tony, the action is already heating up,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely every night, I've been watching every single game and
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  Speaker 3: closely studying all the box scores, and that's because I
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  Speaker 3: know everyone's eager to hear our take on all the
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  Speaker 3: exciting matchups like Villanova versus Lemoyne College, and of course
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  Speaker 3: the clash between Mercer and Morehead State. I mean, what
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  Speaker 3: a performance by Morehead State's d Telwell and Mercer's Jay mcquery.
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  Speaker 3: So much to say, but unfortunately we do have to
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  Speaker 3: cover other stories.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely so much to dig into, Tony, but we gotta
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  Speaker 1: get to another top story. Some very interesting and somewhat
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  Speaker 1: promising comments from the Dallas Cowboys this week, you know,
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  Speaker 1: after they bought out the Giants and total bust Tommy
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  Speaker 1: DeVito by a score of forty nine to seventeen, Dallas
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  Speaker 1: wide receiver Ceed Lamb said, quote, we're hitting our stride
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  Speaker 1: this past month. As you can tell, we've been on
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  Speaker 1: a roll. And Dony, this is actually a positive step.
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  Speaker 2: Forward for the Cowboys, isn't it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, most teams would only say they're on a
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  Speaker 3: roll when they're on a four or five game win streak,
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  Speaker 3: but the Cowboys are doing it when they're on a
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  Speaker 3: one game win streak.
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  Speaker 2: This is a good step forward.
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  Speaker 3: It shows they're finally accepting more realistic expectations for their
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  Speaker 3: mediocre and all around pathetic organization.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that's a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: Very fair and balanced analysis that, Tony, And you know,
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  Speaker 1: this week, the Cowboys are a very tough match up
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  Speaker 1: ahead of them, facing them fully formidable Carolina Panthers, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, this just looks like a tough one all
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  Speaker 1: around for the Cowboys, especially when you compare Bryce Young's
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  Speaker 1: stats to dark stats.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that right done? One hundred percent?
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  Speaker 3: You know, people think you should compare stats from this
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  Speaker 3: current season, but how can you This season is still going,
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  Speaker 3: it's not a full season. That's why you should always
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  Speaker 3: compare stats from the previous season. And when you do that,
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  Speaker 3: you'll see Bryce Young has the clear statistical edge over
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  Speaker 3: Dak Prescott in every major statistical category.
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  Speaker 1: Such terrific analysis that, Tony, and now there were another
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  Speaker 1: big story rocking the NFL. Brown's quarterback Deshaun Watson out
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  Speaker 1: for the season with a shoulder injury, and Tony, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you break it down, this is a very unusual
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  Speaker 1: situation we have right here, don't we absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: You know, usually when a player undergoes surgery, I'm most
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  Speaker 3: concerned for the player, but in this case, I'm most
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  Speaker 3: concerned for the doctor. We know that whenever Deshaun Watson
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  Speaker 3: is nude and stretched out on a table, terrible things
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  Speaker 3: tend to happen. So in my medical opinion, and I
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  Speaker 3: recommend using extra anesthesia and possibly a straight jacket just
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  Speaker 3: to ensure the operation goes according to plan and everyone
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  Speaker 3: comes out unscathed.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific medical analysis that Tonian on that same subject. You know,
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  Speaker 1: videos have been circulating of Jet's quarterback Aaron Rodgers seemingly
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  Speaker 1: walking around perfectly fine, even though he injured his achilles
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  Speaker 1: two months ago. Now there's as many people out there
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  Speaker 1: claiming that Aaron Rodgers never injured his achilles, and it's
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  Speaker 1: all part of a vast cover up. Now some people say, well,
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  Speaker 1: there's zero evidence to back this up.
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  Speaker 2: But those people don't get it, do they, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: No, these stupid people keep asking for proof that Aaron
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  Speaker 3: Rodgers didn't injure his achilles. People, the proof is that
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  Speaker 3: there is no proof. That's why it's a cover up.
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  Speaker 3: If they just showed you all the proof, then it
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't be a cover up, would it. Sure, maybe you
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  Speaker 3: can go ask a doctor for his so called medical expertise,
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  Speaker 3: but we all know that when it comes to medicine,
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  Speaker 3: the last person you can trust is a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: So absolutely well, said Tony had.
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  Speaker 1: Now, college football and the scandal that continues to rock
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  Speaker 1: the nation. Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh under fire of
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  Speaker 1: allegations that his team stole signs from opponents. Now this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: after the Wolverines beat Penn State. He said it was
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  Speaker 1: a win for America and the Wolverines are now America's team,
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  Speaker 1: and we couldn't agree more.
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  Speaker 3: Good week, Tony, one hundred percent. Michigan is truly America's team.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't understand why, then you're forgetting our history.
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  Speaker 3: The only reason America even started was because Paul Bunyan
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  Speaker 3: still signs. He saw the lights and knew the bombings
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  Speaker 3: were about to happen, and that's why he was able
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  Speaker 3: to warn everybody. If he didn't steal those signs, America
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  Speaker 3: would have still been owned by King Henry and we'd
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  Speaker 3: be talking about soccer right now, and that would have
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  Speaker 3: been a travesty for everybody. So that's why it's important
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  Speaker 3: for people out there to remember their history.
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  Speaker 1: Such a terrific lesson for everyone out there, especially the children.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, we'd love to discuss this more, but Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I see our guests. He's coming on the line, so
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  Speaker 1: let's go ahead and bring him on the Fusco Satellite Network.
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  Speaker 2: Fusco Satellite the World, all right.
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  Speaker 1: This guy hosts The Early Edge, a daily sports betting
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  Speaker 1: podcast on CBS Sports.
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  Speaker 2: That's where he's coming to us from. This Studios.
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  Speaker 1: He's a former ESPN Sports and anchor, as you know
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  Speaker 1: WWE personality, though it must be mentioned in two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and three, two and five, and twenty eighteen he was
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  Speaker 1: voted worst television announcer by the highly reputable publication Wrestling
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  Speaker 1: Observer newsletter. So one blemish on the resume, of course,
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  Speaker 1: the other blemish no coaching experience, even though he calls
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  Speaker 1: himself the coach. So we'll get into that. Jonathan Coachman,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Welcome well, thank you boys, very
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  Speaker 1: very much.
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  Speaker 5: I will say this that sometimes I have moments in
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  Speaker 5: my career I ask myself how far down have you fallen?
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  Speaker 5: And being on your show is clearly one of those moments.
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  Speaker 4: By the way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Wrestling Observer who voted me worse whatever for
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  Speaker 5: those three years. If you knew the guy who really
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  Speaker 5: sounds like a genius, yeah, who's never observed wrestling, I might.
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  Speaker 2: Add, he's busy observing you suck.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't sound like YouTube ever watched either, because
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  Speaker 5: I've been on national TV for over twenty years.
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  Speaker 4: You guys are still doing shows.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty four years over here, twenty four year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're still in your basement clearly both of them.
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  Speaker 1: This is the official FUSCO Show Studio number one. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what the basement is. The basement is how
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  Speaker 1: you started your segment. Yeah, we're going to teach you
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  Speaker 1: how to do an you're gonna coach. Here here, let's
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question. Coach, you have zero coaching experience.
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  Speaker 1: You call yourself the coach. Don't you think that's fraudulent?
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  Speaker 5: Do you know how many times in my career where
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  Speaker 5: I've had people say, so what do you coach? Literally
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  Speaker 5: probably one hundred thousand times in my career because you
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  Speaker 5: never answered the question. I'll answer the question for you
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  Speaker 5: right here, right now. I coach everybody. And the reason
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  Speaker 5: I coach everybody because I'm the best at what I do.
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  Speaker 5: And it doesn't matter if he was a WWE, ESPN, RBSG.
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  Speaker 4: Do I need to go on with this?
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  Speaker 2: Guy loves himself. Okay, look the best of what you do?
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it to the test. But
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  Speaker 2: here we go.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to get into the test. Of course, the
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  Speaker 1: thing that has everybody talking Week one of the college
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  Speaker 1: basketball season. Now, you know we've been watching every single game,
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  Speaker 1: studying every box saw.
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  Speaker 2: Closely now give us your take.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, the other night we saw Villanova crushing Lemoyne College,
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  Speaker 1: So coach, give us your expert take.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I know this that if I was doing a
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  Speaker 5: show about the Big Five in the Philadelphia area, I
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't be talking about Lemoyne College because they're playing Division
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  Speaker 5: threes to start the season.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be talking about this case's producing halfshell.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I'm a producer at heart.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to be able to be behind the camera. Bro,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the wrong side of the camera. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm starting to wonder do you guys have like a
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  Speaker 5: giveaway for the people that can correctly predict how many
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  Speaker 5: times you say bro on your.
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  Speaker 2: One thing, I'm going to give away it's you to
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  Speaker 2: another show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it up the NFL, maybe you're more comfortable
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  Speaker 1: with this. Yeah, the Cowboys, you know what? Pleased by
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  Speaker 1: what they said this week. You know, after beating the Giants,
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys wide receiver Cede Lamb said the team is quote
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  Speaker 1: on a roll. Now, usually most teams would say they're
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  Speaker 1: on a roll after maybe a four or five game
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  Speaker 1: win streak, but the Cowboys doing this after.
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  Speaker 2: A one game win straight.
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  Speaker 1: No, you think this is a good step forward for Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: you know, having more realistic expectations for the pathetic team.
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  Speaker 5: Clearly, I hate being on anything that is your side.
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  Speaker 4: That has become very clear to me very very quickly.
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  Speaker 4: But I will say this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm on your side for this one because I've been
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  Speaker 5: very adamant and I'm just because I was at ESPN
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  Speaker 5: for ten years. Just because I did first take forty
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  Speaker 5: three different times filling in for Steven A and Skip
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  Speaker 5: Raggett doesn't mean that I'm going to ride the train
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  Speaker 5: like Steven A.
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  Speaker 4: Smith does.
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  Speaker 5: However, when you're a franchise gentleman that for twenty six
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  Speaker 5: years you've done nothing, absolutely nothing, this is the kind
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  Speaker 5: of quote that's going to come out of your top
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  Speaker 5: receiver saying, yeah, we're on a roll. How about you
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  Speaker 5: just get to another super Bowl instead of actually thinking.
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  Speaker 4: That you're still America's teach.
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  Speaker 2: It rives means analysis. See there you go, coach, which
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  Speaker 2: was the day you go? That was good?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's good understanding why you have a career in
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  Speaker 1: tell vision because for a moment there was unclear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's move to this story.
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  Speaker 1: As you just saw Deshaun Watson Browns quarterback out for
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  Speaker 1: the season with a shoulder injury. Now, usually when a
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  Speaker 1: player undergoes surgery, we're most concerned about the player. But
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  Speaker 1: in this case, you're most concerned about the doctor. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when Deshaun Watson is lying on a table, you know, naked,
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  Speaker 1: terrible things can happen. What's your level of concern here?
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  Speaker 5: My little concern is for everybody who was in the
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  Speaker 5: front office that decided that at some point that it
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  Speaker 5: was the smart choice to give this man two hundred
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  Speaker 5: and thirty million dollars guarantee. I haven't thought about the
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  Speaker 5: other stuff that you guys are thinking about.
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  Speaker 2: See, this is what we call a safe answer. Look
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  Speaker 2: at that. You're dodging the question like Neo and Matrix bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, my take.
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  Speaker 5: That's my take because I actually have a professional career
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  Speaker 5: that I would like not to lose.
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  Speaker 2: So this is how it's hilarious. And that's why you're
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  Speaker 2: a coach man. You're on the sidelines. We're in the game.
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  Speaker 2: By all right, exactly, Okay, it's topic. He's uncomfortable his
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  Speaker 2: pants right now. We'll move on. Now, Okay, we'll keep
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  Speaker 2: moving forward.
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  Speaker 1: He's as nervous as the nurse in the Deshaun Watson
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  Speaker 1: operation room. But the next step, All right, Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 1: there are videos circulating around the internet, as you may
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  Speaker 1: have seen, that show him seemingly comfortably walking, even though
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  Speaker 1: it's just a couple months after he injured his achilles. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is many people claiming that he never injured his
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  Speaker 1: achilles in the first place. Now, there is no evidence
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  Speaker 1: to prove this, But don't you think that is proof
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  Speaker 1: that the cover up is working perfectly?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Are you guys serious about this? I mean, look at
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers for a second. Do you think he wanted
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  Speaker 5: to go through all the height to have four plays
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  Speaker 5: before he went down with a torn achilles? What person
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  Speaker 5: in their right mind would actually do that and be part.
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  Speaker 2: Of you say, one of the sheep. Bro, Yeah, he
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to play for the Jets.
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  Speaker 5: Then why would he be back at every single game
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  Speaker 5: right now? Well, he's actually training about an hour from
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  Speaker 5: where I'm sitting right now, that he flyes cross country
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  Speaker 5: to every single Jets game. If he wasn't all in,
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  Speaker 5: why would he do that? So No, I do not
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  Speaker 5: agree with you that there's a cover up with Aaron
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  Speaker 5: Rodgers not wanting to play for the Jets after everything
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  Speaker 5: they went through to get him, and he went through
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  Speaker 5: also sacrificing money.
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  Speaker 1: Just sounding like a total ship, no critical thing. This
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  Speaker 1: is very very okay, Okay, we'll give me a chance to
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  Speaker 1: jump back in. Let's see, we saw you're on this
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  Speaker 1: betting show. So you call yourself a betting expert. Well,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: let's put that to the Let's put it in as
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  Speaker 1: we had in the week eleven. He is what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. We're going to test your knowledge, test your expertise. Now,
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  Speaker 1: do to NFL betting regulations, Jonathan, we are not allowed
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  Speaker 1: to say the nickname of the team. If you say
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  Speaker 1: the name of the team, you're putting the whole show
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  Speaker 1: in legal jeopardy.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna have to sound this alarm.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so be very careful in this idious segment. So
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  Speaker 1: all right, first up, New York NFC versus Washington. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna bet the under two point five total points for
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  Speaker 1: the entire game.
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  Speaker 3: We're teasing it down to two and a half points
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  Speaker 3: and taking the under.
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  Speaker 5: So you're gonna take the So you're gonna do like
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  Speaker 5: a ten team teaser, so you can move it down thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Points yeah, to explain the reasoning. Yet Tony, he obviously
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  Speaker 2: doesn't understand.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't understand New York NFC has no offense. Washington
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  Speaker 3: knows that they can just get a safety on Tommy
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  Speaker 3: DeVito and then rest the rest of their starters.
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  Speaker 5: You guys know, do you guys realize that when you tease,
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  Speaker 5: if you're betting an under you tease it up. You
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  Speaker 5: don't tease it down to two and a.
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  Speaker 2: Half and then teased anyone bright.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is very very clear, because I'm quite sure
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  Speaker 5: now I won't even go there.
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  Speaker 2: I won't even go with you under a bus. Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: down to us like that.
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  Speaker 4: You're a lot less painful than this interview. I can
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  Speaker 4: tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, imagine how it feels for us. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's move to the next game, Tampa Bay at San Francisco. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is what we call a prop bet, Jonathan, just
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  Speaker 1: in case you don't know, we're going to take Christian
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  Speaker 1: McCaffrey to have zero touchdowns because, as we saw last week,
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  Speaker 1: when he has zero touchdowns, they win.
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  Speaker 4: Thoughts.
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  Speaker 5: My thoughts is that you'd be going against I think
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  Speaker 5: it's eighteen straight games before that that he had a
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: touchdown in every single game, and to bring the number down,
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: you can bet a first half touchdown because most of
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: his touchdowns come in the first half. So I hate
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: the play of playing no touchdowns because he just had
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: eighteen straight. So I'll bet him to find the end
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: zone once again this week.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: And you're going to find the end zone of this show.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: So stupid, no sense? Please?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: All right, forgive me up here?
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: All right? Where are you from?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I'm not telling you that you don't need.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: We already know where you're from because we're gonna get
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: to this game, Philip, Are you ready at Kansas City? Yeah,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: your beloved Kansas City, deep born and raised. We're gonna
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: be conservative and take Philly minus twenty one in the
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: first quarter.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Your thoughts, that's gotta be like plus ten thousand or so.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: We're gonna hit, Bro, We're gonna hit.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: I would love to know the sports books that you
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: guys play at because I want to have an account there.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: So if you if you can play the Eagles minus
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: twenty one?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: What whoa yea jidy? You know what I mean? You
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: got to make everyone get this coach.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be flying coaching A wait, dicking off.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're done.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: You love this show, You love this show. Go coach
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: b We you're done.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Is off the line, Jay, hang up the phone.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: No, if there's something I'm going to bet it's that
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: he's never coming on the show again.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs to change his name to not a
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: coach man.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Great point, Dony. Anyway, we're not going to let him ruin,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: which was a terrific show all around. We want to
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: thank our newest sponsors are good friends at Butterball. Wait oh,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: if it isn't a real Thanksgiving turkey in human form?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, producing j what do you want corrections? Why hurry up?
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: When you were comparing Bryce Young to Dak Prescott, you
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: showed Bryce Young's stats from last season. So yes, so
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: he was in college. Of course his stats would be
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: better in college and in the pros.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, uh you know which pro has great stats?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: The hitman I hired to kill you.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw your stats from college. Laid zero times.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Boom, You're done. Let's be let's get out of here.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Why what do you want?
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: You called giants QB. Tommy DeVito a total bust.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah he sucks, sucks bro Yep.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: He was undrafted. You can't say someone who is undrafted
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: is a bust.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know what I also can't say
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: is a bust your mom's chest.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know who else is gonna get drafted? Yo?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: After I fought in your face? Oh oh you what
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: do Yeah, let's get out of here. That's no, no, no, no,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: why hurry up?
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: You said the historical figure who stole signs from the
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: British was Paul Bunyan. Yeah, bro, American hero bro. Yeah, Hill,
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: you're confusing him with Paul Revere. Paul Bunyan is a
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: fictional character, not a historical figure.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're gonna be a historical figure after
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I murder you. Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: The next Paul you're gonna see is the Paul bearer
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: at your funeral. Oh he's he's so ginny nih event, don'ty.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: We can look forward, dough besides the funeral, of course.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: We reached out to this guest, asked him to record
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: next week. Buddy said something about Thanksgiving one who is
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: with his family, YadA, YadA, YadA. But he'll be here
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: in two wigs. Super Bowl hero. He goes legend Nick Foles.
• 21:44
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• 21:49
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  Speaker 2: us all that, YadA YadA. You know what to do
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: and don't you know what the doe? Great job as always,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: same to you. Ball another flawless show. Fee Thanksgiving. We'll
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: see you feed Thanksgiving, see your